E11 - Ideals and Reality

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[00:02] Sal
    It really does look like a witch's house!
[00:05] Haw
    Okay, we're going in.
[00:08] Sal
    "Bar"?
[00:15] Sal
    Not quite what I expected...
[00:18] Sal
    An ordinary bar?
[00:20] Win
    Make yourselves at home.
[00:23] Win
    You're my first guests in a while.
SIGN    Witch 
    Winnie
[00:30] Sal
    Hey, is this...
[00:32] Haw
    Yes.
[00:33] Haw
    The Witch of the Western Forest, Winnie.
[00:35] Win
    Humans,
[00:37] Win
    harefolk,
[00:38] Win
    and an ogre...
[00:41] Car
    How did you know?
[00:42] Win
    I've been watching you
    for a while now.
[00:45] Win
    You're a curious party indeed.
[00:47] Win
    You, most of all...
[00:50] Sal
    Me? How come?
[00:53] Win
    You don't realize it?
[00:55] Sal
    I have a favor to ask you!
[00:57] Sal
    Teach me magic!
[02:31] Haw
    Why did you save only Berett?
SIGN    Ideals and Reality
[02:34] Win
    No particular reason.
[02:37] Win
    As I was rummaging
    through the castle library,
[02:39] Win
    I felt a great swell of power,
    so I teleported out.
[02:43] Win
    That boy...
[02:45] Win
    just happened to be nearby.
[02:47] Win
    He was in the right place
    to be saved.
[02:50] Win
    Had I more time,
    I might have been able to save more.
[02:54] Haw
    Winnie the Witch.
[02:56] Haw
    You saved my soldier.
[03:00] Haw
    Thank you.
[03:03] Win
    You're welcome.
[03:05] Sal
    Winnie.
[03:07] Sal
    What kind of magic do witches use?
[03:10] Win
    A general selection.
[03:11] Win
    Attack spells, transportation spells,
    and many others.
[03:16] Sal
    Let me ask you again.
[03:17] Sal
    Please teach me magic!
[03:19] Haw
    Where's this coming from
    all of a sudden?
[03:21] Sal
    It's not sudden at all!
[03:22] Sal
    Ever since I heard about the witch,
    I've been thinking...
[03:25] Sal
    I can't use a sword,
[03:27] Sal
    and I'm not strong like Frau.
[03:29] Frau
    Sally beat that ogre!
[03:31] Frau
    Sally's strong!
[03:32] Sal
    That walrus one?
[03:34] Sal
    But I don't actually remember doing it.
[03:38] Sal
    I need a power of my own, like magic.
[03:41] Sal
    It's the only way
    I can continue my journey.
[03:44] Win
    I've witnessed your humanity
    in my crystal ball.
[03:48] Win
    You're someone I wouldn't mind teaching.
[03:50] Sal
    Really?!
[03:51] Win
    But I have three conditions.
[03:53] Win
    One: Do not speak of this anywhere.
[03:56] Win
    Two: Obey me unquestioningly.
[03:59] Win
    Three: A million.
[04:01] Sal
    "A million"?
[04:02] Win
    My payment.
[04:03] Sal
    That's a lot!
[04:04] Win
    Anyone can use magic
     with the right teacher.
[04:09] Win
    That makes it easy to abuse.
[04:11] Win
    I do believe I can trust you,
[04:13] Win
    but I can't do it lightly,
[04:16] Win
    or for free.
[04:18] Haw
    You know I don't have it.
[04:20] Win
    Given your circumstances,
[04:22] Win
    I'll accept all the money
    you currently have.
[04:26] Sal
    Hawthorn, princess's orders!
[04:27] Haw
    Hang on! Calm down!
[04:28] Sal
    Which is more important?
    Money or me?!
[04:31] Haw
    Money!
[04:32] Sal
    Meanie!
[04:33] Haw
    And speaking realistically...
[04:35] Haw
    How are we supposed to keep
     traveling if we use all this up?
[04:40] Sal
    But... I'm so helpless right now.
[04:43] Sal
    So...
[04:46] Sal
    Hawthorn, teach me swordsmanship!
[04:51] Sal
    Now that I think about it,
[04:52] Sal
    are you even any good at this?
[04:55] Ber
    The captain was the best
    swordsman in the kingdom!
[04:58] Sal
    Really?
[04:59] Haw
    Don't worry about stance
    or form right now.
[05:02] Haw
    Just come at me with all you've got.
[05:04] Sal
    Sure!
[05:14] Haw
    You're a woman, and you're making it
    a contest of strength against me?
[05:21] (Flashback) Sum
    Try looking at her
    through that eye of yours.
[05:26] (Flashback) Sum
    You'll see something very interesting.
[05:29] Car
    If I look at a person with my xian dao,
[05:32] Car**
    I can see their latent magic power.
[05:35] Car
    Hawthorn's is about average.
[05:45] Car
    Sally...
[05:47] Car
    What in the world...
[05:49] Car
    are you?
[05:53] Sal
    It's gotten pretty late, huh?
[05:56] Haw
    What's the plan?
[05:57] Haw
    Passing through the forest
    at night could be risky.
[05:59] Win
    I have several spare rooms,
    dusty from lack of use.
[06:04] Win
    If you clean them up,
    you can use them for free.
[06:07] Sal
    Really?
[06:08] Ber
    Hey, I'm great at cleaning!
[06:09] Sal
    Thank you, Winnie.
[06:13] Win
    A moment, Captain.
[06:15] Win
    There's something I'd like you to see.
[06:19] Win
    Look closely.
[06:22] Win
    Witness what happened that day,
[06:24] Win
    and just how much power she possesses.
[06:37] Win
    I thought you'd come.
[06:41] Win
    Frau.
[06:42] Win
    It's been a while.
[06:44] Win
    Three years now, I believe?
[06:46] Frau
    Winnie...
[06:48] Win
    Much has happened since then.
[06:50] Win
    Monsters running rampant in the world.
[06:52] Win
    War between humans and demihumans.
[06:54] Win
    And you cast aside your power,
[06:57] Win
    and feign ignorance of it all
    in the guise of a harefolk.
[07:02] Win
    I'm not judging you for it.
[07:04] Win
    I'm simply stating the truth.
[07:08] Win
    For you.
[07:09] Win
    I expect you'll need it.
[07:13] Win
    I saw you using a mallet
    as a weapon earlier.
[07:17] Frau
    Thanks!
[07:19] Win
    It's nothing.
[07:20] Win
    We're old friends, after all.
[07:21] Frau
    One more favor, for an old friend.
[07:24] Frau
    Teach Sally magic, please.
[07:27] Win
    You care a great deal for her,
    don't you?
[07:35] Win
    One million...
[07:37] Win
    I'll let you pay me later.
[07:38] Win
    A show of my respect.
[07:40] Frau
    Winnie!
[07:42] Win
    But remember, I haven't given in.
[07:46] Frau
    Thanks, Winnie.
[07:47] Frau
    Goodbye.
[07:48] Win
    Wait a minute.
[07:50] Win
    After all this time apart,
    you want to leave so quickly?
[07:54] Win
    Sit down.
[07:55] Win
    I'll make you a carrot juice.
[08:01] Sal
    Really?!
[08:02] Sal
    You'll really teach me magic?
[08:05] Win
    But you owe me a million.
[08:06] Win
    You can pay later.
[08:07] Sal
    What first?
[08:08] Sal
    Do I learn chants?
    Or meditation?
[08:11] Win
    Frau, give Sally training
    to enhance her stamina.
[08:15] Sal
    How come? What about the magic?
[08:17] Win
    Magic is typically wielded
    only within a witch's family line.
[08:21] Win
    Its use will be a massive drain
    on an ordinary human's stamina.
[08:25] Win
    So we need to build that up first.
[08:28] Win
    Condition two: Obey me unquestioningly.
[08:31] Sal
    I get it, okay?
[08:33] Sal
    Frau, how do we start?
[08:35] Frau
    Running!
[08:36] Sal
    Okay!
[08:42] Car
    As a witch, she should be aware of the
    immense magic power that Sally holds.
[08:47] Car
    She knows, but she says nothing.
[08:49] Car
    What's her game, exactly?
[08:57] Sal
    I'm exhausted!
[08:59] Sal
    I give up. I'm dead.
[09:02] Haw
    Time for sword training.
[09:05] Sal
    Hang on a minute!
[09:07] Sal
    I only just got back!
[09:09] Win
    Condition two: Obey me unquestioningly.
[09:13] Sal
    Fine!
[09:16] Haw
    I won't raise a hand against you,
    so don't worry.
[09:19] Haw
    We'll stop whenever you land a hit.
[09:22] Sal
    Got it!
[09:26] Haw
    Her form is completely amateurish.
[09:29] Haw
    She has no muscle strength.
[09:31] Haw
    And yet...
[09:33] Haw
    She's aggressive.
[09:36] Haw
    I can't afford to take my eyes
    off her for a minute.
[09:41] Haw
    Pin the enemy down and finish them off...
[09:43] Haw
    Is that her talent?
[09:46] Haw
    Or...
[09:47] Haw
    Are you actually...
[09:55] Sal
    Hey... Hawthorn?
[10:02] (Flashback) Haw
    Is this for real?
[10:04] (Flashback) Win
    Yes.
[10:05] (Flashback) Win
    This is what happened at the castle.
[10:08] (Flashback) Haw
    What in the world...
[10:09] (Flashback) Haw
    How is she so powerful?
[10:11] (Flashback) Win
    I don't know.
[10:12] (Flashback) Win
    But I know what to call someone
    with this much power.
[10:20] (Flashback) Win
    A devil.
[10:21] (Flashback) Haw
    Don't say that!
[10:22] (Flashback) Haw
    She's a good girl!
[10:23] (Flashback) Win
    But only you and I know.
[10:26] (Flashback) Win
    People don't try to learn more about devils.
[10:29] (Flashback) Win
    They just fear them.
[10:31] (Flashback) Win
    They keep their distance from witches
    for the same reason.
[10:35] (Flashback) Win
    I want you to tell me.
[10:37] (Flashback) Win
    Having seen that, would you call Sally a devil?
[10:42] (Flashback) Win
    Or...
[10:47] Sal
    What?
[10:49] Sal
    When did I fall asleep?
[10:53] Haw
    You lost, Sally.
[10:55] Sal
    I did not!
[10:57] Sal
    You said you wouldn't raise
     a hand against me!
[10:59] (Flashback) Sal
    Hawthorn?
[11:10] Haw
    I didn't raise a hand.
    I raised a foot!
[11:12] Sal
    Same thing!
[11:13] Haw
    Oh, please.
[11:14] Haw
    Leg sweeps are part of sword-fighting.
[11:16] Sal
    You didn't teach me about that!
[11:18] Haw
    Either way.
[11:20] Haw
    Get up, Sally.
[11:29] Win
    Maruya...
[11:30] Win
    You've raised a kind grandson.
    He's just like you.
[11:35] Win
    Protect her, Hawthorn.
[11:38] Win
    The way your grandfather did me.
[11:45] Frau
    Winnie.
[11:49] Elf
    Lady Winnie!
[11:50] Elf
    It's been some time!
[12:00] Sal
    A monster?
[12:01] Sal
    And that person's ears...
[12:03] Haw
    An elf and a lizardfolk.
[12:04] Haw
    Unusual pairing.
[12:07] Haw
    Typically the species are
    at each other's throats.
[12:10] Chief
    Shut up, stranger!
[12:12] Chief
    It's none of your business!
[12:13] Win
    What do the leaders of the elves
    and the lizardfolk want with me?
[12:17] El
    We wish you to remove the barrier
    in the southeast forest.
[12:21] Liz
    Yeah! We wanna murder
    that sealed-off ogre!
[12:30] Sal
    A sealed-off... ogre?
[12:35] Win
    What led you to want to kill that ogre now?
[12:39] Elf
    It was anything but a hasty decision.
[12:42] Liz
    Yeah.
[12:43] Liz
    We've been gettin' ready
    to fight it for years now.
[12:46] Elf
    It has not rained for several days.
[12:49] Elf
    The forest is dry, and the winds are calm.
[12:52] Elf
    It's our best chance to bring fire
    and burn that ogre to the—
[12:55] Liz
    Help us, witch!
[13:01] Win
    On one condition.
[13:09] Sal
    Why do we have to be a part of this?!
[13:15] Haw
    It was Winnie's condition for helping them.
[13:23] Sal
    Hey, Winnie.
[13:25] Sal
    Is there some reason we—
[13:26] Liz
    Hey.
[13:27] Liz
    She's working.
[13:29] Liz
    Don't bother her.
[13:30] Sal
    Working?
[13:31] Sal
    Extinguishing that smoke-like stuff?
[13:34] Liz
    Yeah.
[13:35] Liz
    That's the seal.
[13:37] Liz
    It keeps us from getting close to the ogre
    that sleeps deep in the forest.
[13:40] Sal
    If it's asleep, why not leave it be?
[13:43] Liz
    A nearby kingdom was destroyed
    by an ogre the other day.
[13:47] Liz
    It happened overnight.
[13:49] Liz
    We can't leave anything that dangerous at large.
[13:53] Liz
    We've got kids and elders in our village.
[13:57] Liz
    As their leader, it's my job
    to set their minds at ease.
[14:00] Sal
    Hey, you're a pretty nice guy!
[14:03] Sal
    Well, you look and act like total bad news.
[14:06] Sal
    I just assumed you were a jerk.
[14:08] Sal
    Sorry!
[14:08] Liz
    Oh, shut up!
[14:10] Car
    Sally really doesn't see species, does she?
[14:13] Frau
    That's who Sally is.
[14:15] Frau
    That's why Frau and Carrot both like Sally.
[14:19] Car
    I... suppose.
[14:23] Haw
    Hey.
[14:25] Haw
    It seems to me there are more
     lizardfolk than elves here.
[14:29] Elf
    Elves use bows and arrows.
[14:32] Elf
    I've positioned them as the rear guard,
    in case the ogre tries to flee.
[14:38] Haw
    In a forest setting, with poor visibility,
[14:40] Haw
    most would keep the bowmen
    on the front lines.
[14:42] Elf
    What would an amateur know about it?
[14:44] Haw
    Actually, allow me to introduce myself.
[14:47] Haw
    My name is Hawthorn Grattor,
[14:50] Haw
    regimental commander
    of the royal knights of Rimdarl.
[14:54] Elf
    A survivor of that lost kingdom?
[14:56] Elf
    I see. So you're a professional...
[14:59] Haw
    I think you won't send the elves in
    until all the lizardfolk are dead.
[15:05] Sal
    H-Hey, Hawthorn!
[15:08] Elf
    This is what I loathe about humans.
[15:10] Sal
    U-Understandable!
[15:12] Sal
    Sorry, Mr. Chief!
[15:13] Sal
    Hawthorn is just—
[15:14] Elf
    You're completely right!
[15:16] Elf
    I plan to abandon the lizardfolk.
[15:20] Sal
    Why?
[15:20] Sal
    Aren't they on your side?
[15:22] Elf
    They are not.
[15:24] Elf
    Our species are mortal enemies.
[15:25] Sal
    But if you do that, after it's over...
[15:28] Elf
    They'll resent me?
[15:30] Elf
    And what if they do?
[15:32] Elf
    Let them resent me and kill me if they like.
[15:36] Elf
    It is a small price to pay for all elfkind.
[15:39] Elf
    Remember this, human girl...
[15:41] Elf
    The hostility between races
    runs far deeper than you imagine.
[15:47] Hatsu
    Wow!
[15:49] Hatsu
    Look at all these demihumans!
[15:52] Hatsu
    Are we havin' a party?
[15:55] Hatsu
    Wonder if it's okay for me
    to kill you all!
[15:59] Haw
    Who's that?
[16:00] Haw
    She walked right out of the seal.
[16:02] Haw
    Is she human?
[16:05] Car
    I know you...
[16:06] Car
    Hatsuki!
[16:08] Hat
    No way! It's Meki!
[16:12] Hat
    Huh?
[16:13] Hat
    Meki, why're you hanging with humans?
[16:17] Car
    Well...
[16:18] Sal
    Is this a friend of yours, Carrot?
[16:20] Sal
    Is she an ogre, too?
[16:21] Car
    Y-Yes...
[16:23] Hat
    "Carrot"?
[16:24] Hat
    Not Meki?
[16:26] Hat
    Carrot's a pretty cute name, though!
[16:33] Hat
    Now you've got me wondering...
[16:35] Hat
    Have you turned against the ogres?!
[16:37] Car
    W-Well... I...
[16:40] Sal
    She hasn't.
[16:41] Sal
    Carrot lost her ogre power,
[16:43] Sal
    so I've been dragging her around with us.
[16:45] Sal
    If you want to blame someone, blame me!
[16:47] Car
    Sally...
[16:49] Hat
    Lost her ogre power?
[16:52] Hat
    Oh, I see...
[16:53] Hat
    You poor little dear!
[16:55] Hat
    That human beat you,
    snapped off your horn,
[16:58] Hat
    and now she's dragging you
    around with her?
[17:01] Sal
    Actually, the horn wasn't my—
[17:03] Hat
    You'll be okay!
[17:04] Hat
    I'll save you right now
    and make it all better!
[17:07] Sal
    H-Hang on!
[17:08] Hat
    Because I'll end your living torment!
[17:12] Hat
    Master Sumeragi is such a tease.
[17:15] Hat
    I'll bet that's why he sent me here.
[17:18] Hat
    Waking him was just a bonus...
[17:22] Hat
    It's clear that you're the main dish.
[17:25] Hat
    Just you wait, Meki!
[17:27] Hat
    I'll get to killing you in no time!
[17:35] Sal
    Wh-What's that?!
[17:36] Car
    That's Hatsuki.
[17:38] Car
    An ogre who controls hair!
[17:40] Liz
    Is that the sealed ogre?
[17:43] Win
    No, it's not.
[17:45] Win
    I haven't removed the seal yet, for one thing.
[17:48] Win
    The sealed ogre shouldn't even be conscious.
[17:51] Win
    It couldn't possibly be moving.
[17:53] Win
    Unless...
[17:55] Win
    An earthquake?
[17:56] Win
    Not good!
[18:05] Sal
    Wh-What's going on?
[18:07] Sal
    Are those... tree roots?
SIGN    High Ogre Juki 
    (Tree Ogre)
[18:22] Sal
    It's huge!
[18:24] Elf
    Impossible...
[18:25] Elf
    The sealed ogre
    couldn't have been that large!
[18:30] Win
    Ogre of hair!
[18:32] Win
    What have you done?
[18:35] Hat
    Not tellin'!
[18:36] Elf
    We should retreat at once!
[18:38] Liz
    Don't be stupid!
[18:39] Liz
    We can't leave that thing at large!
[18:41] Win
    I'll buy time!
[18:43] Win
    Get as far away as you can!
[18:46] Liz
    Do you want to get yourself killed?
[18:47] Sal
    You can't do that!
[18:49] Sal
    What do I do?
[18:54] Somen
    Is this more of your plotting?
[18:56] Sum
    You wound me.
[18:57] Sum
    I'm just doing the best I can.
[19:00] Somen
    Trying to take that human's measure?
[19:02] Sum
    Something like that, I suppose.
[19:04] Somen
    I could have finished it
    if you'd sent me.
[19:07] Somen
    Why bother with all this?
[19:08] Sum
    You don't take orders from me.
[19:15] Somen
    A woman?
[19:16] Sum
    A lone traveler?
[19:17] Sum
    That's not good.
[19:19] Sum
    Careless thing.
[19:19] Somen
    I was just feeling hungry anyway.
[19:21] Sum
    Yes, I suppose you were.
[19:24] Sum
    Poor thing.
[19:25] Sum
    I should dig her a grave, at least—
[19:29] Miko
    I'm so sorry.
[19:31] Miko
    He approached so carelessly
[19:35] Miko
    that I couldn't help
    but finish him with a strike.
[19:38] Miko
    He appears to have been a high ogre.
[19:41] Miko
    Should I have made it feel
     more like a struggle?
[19:45] Sum
    Well... No need to trouble yourself,
    I'm sure.
[19:49] Sum
    Might I ask your name, then?
[19:51] Miko
    Kibitsu Mikoto.
[19:54] Miko
    The enemy of ogres like you.
[19:58] Sum
    I see...
[19:59] Sum
    So you're that monster-hunter!
[20:01] Ju
    But I must say, Hatsuki...
[20:04] Ju
    It's hard for me to move
    when I'm this large.
[20:08] Hat
    C'mon, old man! Get over it!
[20:11] Haw
    Winnie.
[20:12] Haw
    Is it safe to assume that your magic
     is a match for that ogre?
[20:17] Win
    Yes.
[20:18] Win
    But...
[20:19] Ju
    I suppose it's a fair size
    for killing the lizards and the long-ears.
[20:19] Win
    Burning something that size
    will require substantial preparation.
[20:24] Hat
    You can have them all.
[20:26] Hat
    But those humans are mine.
    You hear me?
[20:27] Haw
    Listen, everyone!
[20:29] Haw
    We're going to slay that ogre.
[20:31] Haw
    So do just as I say.
[20:34] Ju
    Though I must say,
[20:36] Ju
    I'd sure like to kill that witch
    who sealed me.
[20:40] Haw
    The lizardfolk and elves will draw
    the tree ogre's attention.
[20:44] Haw
    Meanwhile, Winnie will enter
     the forest and prepare her spell.
[20:48] Haw
    With its eyeline that high up,
    the entire forest is a blind spot.
[20:48] Hat
    Sounds like whoever gets
    done first kills the witch.
[20:52] Haw
    You should be safe
    while the others are drawing attention.
[20:55] Haw
    Now, as for that hair ogre...
[20:56] Hat
    Hey! What are you guys doin'?
[20:58] Haw
    She seems to really have it in for Sally.
[21:00] Haw
    We'll use Sally as bait,
[21:01] Haw
    and Frau and I will finish her.
[21:04] Frau
    Understood!
[21:05] Liz
    Sure hope it'll be that easy.
[21:07] Elf
    Change of plans.
[21:09] Elf
    Tell the others we're fighting 
    with the lizardfolk!
[21:12] Elf
    Sir!
[21:13] Liz
    Are you kiddin' me?
[21:15] Elf
    It's the best way to protect
    the forest and the elves.
[21:19] Elf
    You can understand that, can't you?
[21:23] Liz
    Lizardfolk and elves fighting
    under a human's command...
[21:27] Liz
    If you insist!
[21:28] Liz
    Let's go, you rabble!
[21:31] Elf
    Disperse!
[21:33] Hat
    I waited for you guys,
[21:35] Hat
    so you'd better show me a fun time!
[21:40] Sal
    Look at this!
[21:41] Car
    Different species banding
    together to slay an ogre...
[21:45] Car
    I'm sure it's a heartwarming sight,
    for a human.
[21:51] Car
    Of course, since I'm no longer an ogre,
[21:53] Car
    it doesn't matter to me either way.
[21:57] (Flashback) Fb
    I've decided on a purpose for my journey!
[22:00] (Flashback) Fb
    I want to create at least a little compromise!
[22:03] Sal
    Listen, everyone!
[22:05] Sal
    Elves, lizardfolk,
[22:06] Sal
    tree ogre,
[22:07] Sal
    and Hairy there...
[22:08] Hat
    "Hairy"?
[22:10] Sal
    Everyone here...
[22:12] Sal
    We're going to make peace!
SIGN    Resolutions and Goodbyes
[23:46] Sign
    Next time: "Resolutions and Goodbyes."