# Season 1
# E1 - Welcome To The Rabbit Shed Shop
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XZ8E0R/welcome-to-the-rabbit-shed-shop)
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Akihabara Station
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Here you go.
***SIGN*** Nationwide Franchise Welcome home! Our special omurice comes with fortune-telling by our maid. It's delicious!
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Thank you.
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WELCOME TO THE RABBIT SHED SHOP
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Akihabara. Akihabara. Thank
you for riding with us.
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Akihabara.
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You're always cute, aren't you?
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Well, I gotta go to my part-time job.
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I'll come see you later!
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Sorry
we're closed
***SIGN*** Today's Special Mushroom Omelette Mushroom Spaghetti Mushroom Gratin
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Rabbit Shed Shop
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This shelf is organized to perfection.
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Izumi Asagi has just arrived!
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You're late, Izumi. Five
minutes and 30 seconds late.
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What? Well... how did that happen?
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Scratch, scratch. Tee-hee.
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The person who was late has
to throw out the garbage.
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You can do that, right?
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Yes! I shall do my best!
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As always...
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Let's see. Nao goes...
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Good!
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I'm ready.
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Good. Are you ready too, Ayaka?
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Yep! All good here!
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Komachi
Saori
Rei
***SIGN*** Today's Special Mushroom Omelette Mushroom Spaghetti Mushroom Gratin
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Thank you for coming!
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Welcome to the Rabbit Shed Shop!
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We have nothing to do.
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We have zero customers again today.
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Don't say "again." We had one yesterday.
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Oh, Aya. I'll take lots of milk and sugar.
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This shop sells anime goods, games, manga,
and action figures,
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I know.
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Popular
Again
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or that's what it used to sell...
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But suddenly manga and anime
magazines became discontinued,
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Last issue!
Thank you for all these years!
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Monthly MEMO
We have decided to discontinue...
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Zero Anime at Last
The Fall of Anime Magazines
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and with it, otaku culture disappeared
completely in the twilight.
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Anime shops and game arcades
went out of business one right after the other,
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turning the streets of Akihabara
to the way it is now.
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Ever since then, selling coffee
has become the main business of this shop.
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Watching anime and reading manga while
having a cup of tea, or buying anime products...
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for me, this is the best kind of shop.
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But very few customers come
here for that purpose.
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That's not true!
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What do you mean?
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Ta-da!
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Interactive Notebook
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The interactive notebook?
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Yep! I put this here so our customers
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Interactive Notebook
***SIGN*** Izumi is always full of energy! She has my support!! The coffee Ayaka made was good. I want it again. I'll come back with my friends!! I would like to become a disciple of Miss Minami. Curry is a drink!! Another one please.
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can write about our shop or interact with each other.
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That's a great idea.
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It makes me happy that we can interact
with our customers through this notebook.
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Oh? It says, "I want to be
verbally abused by Irina."
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I want to be verbally abused by Irina.
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What?! Do Japanese people
like being abused verbally?
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Well, not really...
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Oh?
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What is it, Ayaka?
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This... It looks like it
was written yesterday.
***SIGN*** Do you have the complete collection of "Welcome to the Rabbit Café!"? I have lots of memories with that manga series, so I want to read it again.
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"Do you have the complete collection
of "Welcome to the Rabbit Café!"?
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"I have lots of memories with that manga series,
so I want to read it again."
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Weren't you working here yesterday, Irina?
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Ah...
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Yes.
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Thank you for coming.
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Are you looking for something?
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We had a very shy girl...
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It must be her!
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All right!
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For her memories, we'll find the manga!
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Huh?
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You're right.
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Rabbit... Rabbit...
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Oh! I found one!
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R-really?
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Yeah, look.
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But only the second volume.
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If I remember correctly,
this was a series of seven volumes in total.
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What? So there are six more volumes?
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Oh, we haven't looked inside the storage yet.
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We're gonna look for them... here?
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It's making me dizzy...
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The owner calls this place "The Magic Zone."
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Y-you know they say "Where
there's a will, there's a way."
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Y-you're right!
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It's that girl's memorable
manga. We must find them!
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You're right!
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Hup!
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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This is a Colt Python...!
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I never dreamed of encountering
such a treasure.
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I love you...
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So do I.
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Awwwww...!
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This is so precious. I can't believe
such a treasure was buried in here.
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Wow! Look at this!
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Aya... Irina...
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Oops. My bad.
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Izumi... please excuse my behavior.
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Just like you two found those manga volumes and air guns,
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this storage is filled with a lot of memories
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for those who loved otaku culture.
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We better find those manga volumes fast.
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Yes!
Yeah!
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Hello!
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We came to hang out!
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Oh, well. Nobody's here.
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Wh-what the hell?!
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Thank you for coming!
Welcome to the Rabbit Shed Shop!
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Sorry.
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Minami, Chima, and Nao. What
are you all doing here?
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Exactly our question.
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Aren't you all off today?
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Mina needed to come here to pick up
the money book, so we came with her.
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The owner put me in charge of accounting.
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If I don't do it, this shop becomes helpless.
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I came to hang out because I was free.
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More importantly... what were you all doing?
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Oh, well actually...
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Oh!
I know!
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We could use your help!
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CHECKED
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I'll be glad to help too.
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CHECKED
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Making a list like this
will save us trouble later.
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Great idea, Minami.
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Wow, we got a lot done.
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But after all this searching...
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Only three Volume 2's and four Volume 5's...
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We're not finding the rest.
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You know, the costume this girl is wearing
looks a lot like our uniform, doesn't it?
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Oh yeah. I asked the
owner about that earlier.
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He said the Rabbit Shed Shop uniform
was based on a costume from this manga.
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According to him, this series was made
into an anime and became a huge hit.
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Really?
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So this series is a remembrance
for this shop, too.
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Uh-huh.
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All right!
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These precious memories...
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We're going to find it
no matter what it takes!
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In that case, let us help you too, please?
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Well, but you're off today.
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They say: "If three people gather,
it's the wisdom of Zhuge Liang."
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If we look for it together,
I'm sure we'll find it.
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It's a precious remembrance.
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You guys... thank you!
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Good aftermewn! We're here
to help from 4:00 P.M.
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But there's no customer.
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I guess we'll be handing
out our flyers again.
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Not today!
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What's going on?
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We're going to get our memories back!
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All right! We'll look
inside the storage again.
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Thank you!
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It's still just the second and fifth volumes.
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But we haven't looked in the back
of the storage room yet.
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I'm sure we'll find the rest!
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Why don't we order them from the publisher
instead of looking for them here?
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She has a point.
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Actually, I did some research and found out
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that "Welcome to the Rabbit Café"
has already been out of print.
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So I can't find them, even
in e-book format online.
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Oh, really?
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We have to mew-use our feet to find them.
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The owner said we can buy them.
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Ding ding! I know! I've got a purrfect idea!
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What is it?
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There must be mew-used book stores
in Akiharaba where they still carry manga.
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Why don't we look fur them in those stores?
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Yui, that's a good idea!
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That's actually not bad for Yuina.
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You're right.
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What do you mean by that?!
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They're absolutely right.
Good idea for Yuina.
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Huh? You too, Irina?!
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How's your strategy meeting going?
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Oh, Minami.
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Look at this. I found an old map
of Akihabara in the storage.
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Wow! There used to be so many stores!
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So I did some research.
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Currently in Akihabara, the stores that sell new books,
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old books, anime items and manga are...
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...here, here, here...
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Here, here and here.
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Six stores in total.
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Hmm. That's all that's left, huh?
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It seems so.
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That's great! There are still
stores surviving in Akihabara!
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That's what you do, isn't it, Izumi?
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Huh? What do I do?
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Being yourself.
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W-well, let's split up and look for them now!
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Okay.
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Aya, you stay here as a
liaison and watch the shop!
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Okay. I'll try collecting
some information via SNS.
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So after checking out these stores,
each of us will report to Ayaka.
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Got it.
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This kind of thing is a piece of cake
for a daughter of the Nijouins.
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You can count on me.
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Well, I think we're in purrfectly good hands.
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All right, then! Let's do this girls!
***SIGN*** Today's Special Mushroom Omelette Mushroom Spaghetti Mushroom Gratin
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Yeah!
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We're looking for the
"Welcome to the Rabbit Café!" manga series.
Please send us any info
about the stores that carry them! (Please!)
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Please!
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Ayaka.
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Minami. Did you find the manga?!
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Sort of...
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Volumes 2 and 5...
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Yeah...
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Oh, dear...
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Guys... I'm afraid it wasn't in storage.
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I'll continue to collect information,
so please continue your search.
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I understand.
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What's the matter?!
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This is the costume they wore at the maid café
that used to exist in Akihabara.
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This is my first time seeing it.
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"They set foot in Akihabara,
wearing maid costumes"...
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That old legend was true, meow!
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Kao, I don't think they have it here.
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Thank you, Michi. Let's go to the next one.
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Yes! I found Volume 4!
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Okay!
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All right!
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On to the next!
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What's going on? It's the second
and fifth volumes again.
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Nothing in here, I guess.
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Thank you for coming.
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Whoa! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
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Excuse me, but I'd like
to purchase this manga.
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Y-yes!
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By the way, I'm Russian.
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So you found Volume 6!
***SIGN*** Volume 1 Volume 3 Volume 6
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Got it.
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Three stores left.
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We're not getting any
info about other stores.
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I'll go and help the others!
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Well actually, there's something
you can help me with.
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Anime
Ito
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What is it now?!
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This is a meow-racle.
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Huh?
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I got Volu-mew-ms 3 and 7!
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Really?! So we just need Volume 1 now!
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That's right. But the store Irina went to
had already closed its doors.
***SIGN*** WE'RE CLOSING OUR DOORS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS
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You know, Aya. I can't seem to find
the store I'm looking for.
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Really? In that case, let me find out more about it
and send you an email.
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That way?
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Huh?
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ANIME COMIC GAME
AKIHABARA
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What?
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I can't open it!
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Hello? Excuse me. Is anyone there?
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I'm looking for a manga series.
It's a great remembrance.
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We just can't find manga, anime,
and games like we used to,
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but I feel like people have changed too,
just like this town...
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I'm afraid that if we don't do anything,
everything we loved
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and the memories we cherished
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will disappear as well...
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That's why I want to find
this manga by all means!
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Let me look for it, please!
***SIGN*** Today's Special Mushroom Omelette Mushroom Spaghetti Mushroom Gratin
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Izumi is taking a long time.
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Maybe I prepared them too early.
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You know, you really love
mushrooms, don't you, Ayaka?
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Yes! This is how I show my gratitude.
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I'm starving to death, no kitten...
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Wait a little longer till Izumi comes back.
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Oh.
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I'm back!
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Welcome back, Izumi.
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How did it go, Izumin?
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Sorry. I couldn't find the first volume.
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Great food! Aya's mushroom
dish is always the best!
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Thank you very much.
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I didn't think that finding manga would be
so difficult in Akihabara nowadays.
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No one sent us any information
via SNS after all.
***SIGN*** [Official] The Rabbit Shed Shop Surprisingly we found Vol. 3 and 7 at the same time. Only Vol. 1 now. We appreciate any info on that!
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Even popular shows can't grab
anyone's attention anymore.
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Do you think they've really disappeared
from people's memories?
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No way.
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Michi?
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Precious memories won't
disappear... I won't let them.
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We're back!
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Komachi. Welcome back, everyone!
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Getting rid of the virus was
easy this time. Right, Rei?
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But Maya keeps setting them up.
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She must have a lot of spare time.
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Bad news!
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Another virus is appearing
in a different show's world.
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Oh, no!
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The Rabbit Café manga are being...
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It's the virus!
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Meow?! No way!
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Nejiusa! Let me go remove the virus!
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But are you okay, Izumi? You
worked all day at the shop.
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Aren't you tired?
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Hmm. I'm worried, too.
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I'm fine! It's only little by little,
but I'm getting used to removing the virus.
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Besides, losing the memories of the manga
that we all collected is something
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I cannot let happen!
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She's right.
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Let's get our memories back
before trying to find the manga.
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I'm going, too.
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In that case, I'll accompany you, too.
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Thank you, Aya and Irina!
***SIGN*** Izumi Irina Ayaka
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Then we'll clean up the shop.
**[21:13] ---**
It was supposed to be
your day off. I'm sorry.
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Don't worry about it!
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Be careful out there.
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Go do your thing!
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Bring me back some sou-fur-nir!
**[21:30] ---**
Hey, this isn't a vacation.
**[21:33] ---**
If you think it's dangerous at all,
just come back here, okay?
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They're gonna be fine! They can manage.
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Yes. They can manage just fine!
**[21:41] ---**
Well then. Let's depart for the world
of "Welcome to the Rabbit Café"!
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Memorial change!
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I won't let you destroy
this manga's world anymore!
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I'm the top member of the
secret organization Black Elites!
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I am Maya, as you all know!
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Come on, virus! Go ahead and get wild!
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Now! Get them!
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Everyone. The weakness
of the mother virus is the core part.
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Good. Let's finish this.
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You'll regret this!
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Welcome back. Look.
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That's... "Rabbit Café" Volume 1!
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After you defeated the mother virus,
we started getting a lot of messages through SNS.
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And someone who lives close
was kind enough to bring the books here.
***SIGN*** The good old "Rabbit Café"! Man, I threw them away. I wanna read them again, though. I still had Volume 1 in my bookshelf. You can have it if you want.
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So we have all seven volumes!
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I hope this makes the girl happy.
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Yeah!
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All right, so you'll take care of the rest?
**[24:41] ---**
Sure.
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Thank you all for today.
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See you later, then.
**[24:45] ---**
Thank you!
**[24:47] ---**
Later!
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Bye.
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Next time you're in trouble, leave it to me.
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You should! She's a genius.
She can invent anything!]
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Sometimes things that are
TOO extraordinary, too.
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I do not!
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Come on, let's get going.
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Okay!
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Thank you!
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Well, I guess we should be going home, too.
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Goodnight, everyone.
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Goodnight.
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See ya!
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Kibou ga afureru mirai
The future that is filled with hopes
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Nandomo egaita yume ga
The dream I imagined over and over
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Asu o kaete yukuyo
Will change tomorrow
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Susumi tsuzukeyou,
Keep on moving forward,
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Believe in Sky
**[25:48] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
The unknown road, taking the first step
**[25:55] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
That courage brings new encounters
**[26:00] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
When the door connecting the worlds opens, let's move forward
**[26:05] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
Tenderly holding the precious memories
**[26:08] ---**
Sotto kakaete
Of the day we promised each other
**[26:11] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
When you get lost, stretch big
**[26:16] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
And feel the new wind
**[26:20] ---**
Saa Start Now!
Okay, Start Now!
**[26:22] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte, Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
Because I have something to believe in and protect
**[26:29] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru, kinou no jibun o koete
I can be strong, stronger than myself yesterday
**[26:34] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
The future that is filled with hopes
**[26:37] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
The dream I imagined over and over
**[26:40] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
Will change tomorrow
**[26:43] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
Keep on moving forward,
**[26:45] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[26:54] ---**
Next Episode
**[27:05] ---**
Next Episode
"We're the Rosy Maidens"
# E3 - We're the Rosy Maidens
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJDZ8P6/were-the-rosy-maidens)
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**[00:04] ---**
We're planning a new event.
Share your ideas with us.
**[00:08] ---**
Maid girls are the purrfect
thing for Akihabara!
**[00:10] ---**
Grab the hearts of people
with the cute maid uniform!
**[00:13] ---**
That'll sure boost our sales, fur sure!
**[00:21] ---**
Yuina, you're wrong about that.
**[00:28] ---**
A healing moment in a calm,
extraordinary environment
**[00:31] ---**
is the service the customers are looking for.
**[00:34] ---**
You've gotta be kitten me!
**[00:35] ---**
Cute service purr-ovided by
cute staff... That's Akihabara!
**[00:42] ---**
You don't understand what "service" is!
**[00:46] ---**
Neither do you! Just making everything
high-class doesn't solve the purr-oblem!
**[00:52] ---**
Oh... Welcome!
**[00:55] ---**
Izumi.
**[00:56] ---**
Um... aren't you off today?
**[01:00] ---**
Don't be a meanie, Kaoruko.
What are you up to?
**[01:06] ---**
You know, the owner said...
**[01:11] ---**
What? "Our sales are going down..."
**[01:16] ---**
So "Hold a special event
to attract customers."
***SIGN*** Hold a special event to attract customers.
**[01:22] ---**
He's making us do all the work...
**[01:35] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[01:38] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[01:42] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[01:44] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[01:46] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:59] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
**[02:06] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
**[02:11] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
**[02:15] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
**[02:19] ---**
Sotto kakaete
**[02:22] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
**[02:27] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
**[02:30] ---**
Saa Start Now!
**[02:33] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte,
Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
**[02:40] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru,
kinou no jibun o koete
**[02:45] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[02:47] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[02:51] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[02:54] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[02:56] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[03:05] ---**
WE'RE THE ROSY MAIDENS
**[03:06] ---**
It's very cute! Right, Nao?
**[03:09] ---**
Yeah, it is.
**[03:11] ---**
Oh, it's a new one, isn't it?
**[03:14] ---**
Michi is really good at this, meow.
**[03:19] ---**
"A new one"?
**[03:21] ---**
Michi is good at making clothes for dolls.
**[03:25] ---**
You mean, you MADE those clothes, Michi?!
**[03:32] ---**
I feel like I've seen this
design somewhere before.
**[03:37] ---**
"Come and kiss the rose ring."
**[03:41] ---**
Oh right! It's "The Rosy Maidens."
**[03:44] ---**
Wha-? Huh? What's that?
**[03:46] ---**
I've seen it too! I think...
**[03:49] ---**
It's an anime about a girl riding
on her briefcase and flying in the sky.
**[03:57] ---**
Yeah...
**[03:58] ---**
And another girl was throwing flower petals
and feathers in her dream.
**[04:02] ---**
Yes, but not exactly like that!
**[04:04] ---**
I think they're confused.
**[04:06] ---**
Well, I'm sure I've seen it before.
**[04:10] ---**
I can't remember exactly what it was like.
**[04:13] ---**
Is that because of the virus, too?
**[04:15] ---**
That's right. It means the memories
from this work are gradually fading from you.
**[04:22] ---**
But I wanna know what it's about!
**[04:24] ---**
Have you seen it too, Kaoruko and Yuina?
**[04:28] ---**
Well... I'm not sure.
**[04:30] ---**
Hmm... I feel like I've seen
it, but maybe I haven't.
**[04:43] ---**
Michi?!
**[04:44] ---**
Michi? What's the myatter?
**[05:04] ---**
Kaoruko! Yuina!
**[05:08] ---**
Have you forgotten about "The Rosy Maidens"?
**[05:08] ---**
THE ROSY MAIDENS
**[05:14] ---**
THE ROSY MAIDENS
**[05:19] ---**
A virus is acting wild in the world
of "The Rosy Maidens" as we speak!
**[05:24] ---**
This calls for our mission.
**[05:26] ---**
I'm gonna get them, meow!
**[05:28] ---**
YUINA
KAORUKO
MICHI
**[05:28] ---**
Michi, let's go!
**[05:31] ---**
Uh-huh!
**[05:32] ---**
Let's depart for the world
of "The Rosy Maidens."
**[05:42] ---**
I'm purr-tty excited to see their world.
**[05:45] ---**
You're not going there to have fun, Yuina.
**[05:48] ---**
Oh I know, meow. I'm always serious, meow!
**[06:16] ---**
So this... is the world
of "The Rosy Maidens."
**[06:19] ---**
It's just an ordinary house, meow.
**[06:21] ---**
Oh!
**[06:24] ---**
First we have to find where
the virus is. Hey, Michi?
**[06:39] ---**
Hey, wait up!
**[06:47] ---**
It's an ordinary room, meow.
**[06:52] ---**
Look. This girl.
**[06:54] ---**
Huh? The stuffed doll?
**[06:56] ---**
What about it, meow?
**[06:58] ---**
Huh...?
**[07:03] ---**
I don't think there are
any viruses in this house.
**[07:05] ---**
Let's go look somewhere el-
**[07:20] ---**
Ouch... What the hell?
**[07:26] ---**
This is the...!
**[07:52] ---**
Wow!
**[08:07] ---**
The clothes... They're not cute.
**[08:13] ---**
Hey, you over there. Tea...
**[08:14] ---**
Wow, it's cute, meow!
Hey, you over there. Tea...
**[08:15] ---**
Wow, it's cute, meow!
**[08:20] ---**
Wh-what did I do, meow...?
**[08:24] ---**
Don't interrupt me! Serve me a cup of tea!
**[08:29] ---**
Are you asking me, Miss
Kaoruko Nijouin, to do that?
**[08:34] ---**
She's already here.
**[08:36] ---**
I don't even have time to enjoy my tea.
**[08:44] ---**
What?
**[08:44] ---**
What is it now?
**[08:59] ---**
Again... her clothes aren't cute!
**[09:06] ---**
Long time no see.
**[09:07] ---**
What do you want?
**[09:09] ---**
Like you don't know. What
did you do with my clothes?!
**[09:13] ---**
I don't know. By the way, your clothes suck.
**[09:16] ---**
I don't suck!
**[09:22] ---**
Whoa!
**[09:23] ---**
Why a machine gun?!
**[09:28] ---**
Too much noise.
**[09:47] ---**
This isn't "The Rosy Maidens"!
**[09:50] ---**
Memorial change!
**[10:05] ---**
Stop fighting.
**[10:07] ---**
Your clothes changed because of the virus.
**[10:11] ---**
A virus?
**[10:13] ---**
That's right. A virus is trying
to destroy this show's world.
**[10:17] ---**
That's why your clothes are all messed up.
**[10:20] ---**
I see. You ARE wearing my clothes.
**[10:25] ---**
Although it is too big for me.
**[10:27] ---**
But why are you wearing those?
**[10:31] ---**
Michi has memories of "The Rosy Maidens"
so she can transform.
**[10:36] ---**
When you have the memories of a series,
you can transform into a character from it.
**[10:42] ---**
I see.
**[10:45] ---**
And you're the only person who can transform?
**[10:49] ---**
What?
**[10:55] ---**
I'm gonna borrow her.
**[11:01] ---**
Michi!
**[11:02] ---**
Michi!
**[11:02] ---**
Michi!
**[11:05] ---**
Meowch!
**[11:07] ---**
Why can't I get in, meow?!
**[11:09] ---**
Michi...
**[11:10] ---**
I'm a little tired. Bring me some tea.
**[11:18] ---**
Ouch!
**[11:20] ---**
Ow... ow, ow...
**[11:26] ---**
Where are we?
**[11:27] ---**
We're in your dream world.
**[11:30] ---**
What? In my dream world?
**[11:32] ---**
We won't be disturbed here.
**[11:36] ---**
So let me ask you something.
**[11:43] ---**
Why are you wearing her
clothes and not mine?!
**[11:47] ---**
Huh...?
**[11:48] ---**
Does that mean you think
my clothes suck more than hers?!
**[11:52] ---**
No, I don't. Your original
clothes are very nice, too.
**[11:56] ---**
Whatever. Just transform into me
and give me your clothes!
**[12:01] ---**
Unfortunately, I can't just change myself
into whatever I want to become.
**[12:08] ---**
What?
**[12:10] ---**
The viruses!
**[12:17] ---**
Oh, is it just you today?
**[12:31] ---**
Maya!
**[12:33] ---**
Wow, you're dressed up pretty today.
**[12:37] ---**
But the doll next to you really sucks.
**[12:42] ---**
I don't suck!
**[12:44] ---**
Give me back my clothes!
**[12:51] ---**
Too bad. Your attack won't do
any harm to my cute viruses.
**[12:57] ---**
No...
**[12:58] ---**
Whoa! L-Let me go!
**[13:05] ---**
Would you be a little more quiet?
**[13:08] ---**
No. It's my memory!
**[13:13] ---**
Don't ruin it!
**[13:18] ---**
You want to go save your friend?
**[13:20] ---**
Of course we do!
**[13:22] ---**
Can you hurry up, meow?!
**[13:25] ---**
On the other side of the
window is her dream world.
**[13:28] ---**
Unless you connect with her heart and memories,
you won't be able to find her.
**[13:42] ---**
I guess I'll have to.
**[13:53] ---**
Thank you furry much!
**[14:01] ---**
I envy them.
**[14:08] ---**
She said this is Michi's dream world.
**[14:12] ---**
I don't see any sign of her.
**[14:15] ---**
Michi!
**[14:18] ---**
Michi!
**[14:20] ---**
Michi!
**[14:26] ---**
No res-paw-nse, meow.
**[14:30] ---**
I think they both forgot...
**[14:34] ---**
Huh?
**[14:42] ---**
You're tough. Are your memories so important?
**[14:48] ---**
But how much longer can you
hold up all by yourself?
**[14:53] ---**
I share great memories of "The Rosy Maidens"
with Kaoruko and Yuina.
**[14:58] ---**
That's why I'm going to try to help them remember
so maybe they can...
**[15:07] ---**
Kaoruko. Yuina...
**[15:29] ---**
I like dolls. I make
clothes for them, myself.
**[15:46] ---**
What? There's an anime about dolls?
**[15:49] ---**
Yes, I want to see.
**[15:57] ---**
Yuina...
**[15:58] ---**
Yeah...
**[16:04] ---**
THE ROSY MAIDENS
**[16:28] ---**
I remember, meow.
I remember now.
**[16:35] ---**
Wow, that's paw-some!
**[16:37] ---**
What's going on?
**[16:39] ---**
I remember a scene like this, meow!
**[16:41] ---**
Yes! We were facing certain doom...
**[16:50] ---**
Let's go!
**[16:52] ---**
Okay, meow!
**[16:56] ---**
You know, I don't like bullying the weak.
**[17:01] ---**
So can you just give up already?
**[17:07] ---**
THE ROSY MAIDENS
**[17:08] ---**
"Rosy Maidens" and this place...
**[17:11] ---**
They're both memories I cherish.
**[17:14] ---**
So even though I have to fight
alone, I will protect it.
**[17:18] ---**
All right. It's your choice. Take this!
**[17:25] ---**
Meow, meow, meow, meow...!
**[17:33] ---**
Michi! Are mew all right?
**[17:36] ---**
You guys...
**[17:38] ---**
It's you...
**[17:40] ---**
You're badly injured.
**[17:47] ---**
Thank you, Kaoruko.
**[17:51] ---**
Well then, it's time to
get rid of the viruses!
**[17:54] ---**
Yes! How dare mew ruin the world of "The Rosy Maidens"?!
**[17:57] ---**
This can't be forgiven!
**[17:58] ---**
And you must return the dolls' clothes!
**[18:01] ---**
You two remembered about "The Rosy Maidens"?
**[18:04] ---**
Of course! It's the anime we
all watched together, meow!
**[18:09] ---**
We will never forget such important memories!
**[18:13] ---**
Let's furry up and beat these viruses
so we can watch the show again!
**[18:18] ---**
Right!
**[18:20] ---**
Mother virus, come on out!
**[18:44] ---**
It's...
**[18:45] ---**
Pawfully huge!
Huge!
**[18:58] ---**
It's not working! It's too big!
**[19:01] ---**
One million can't paw-ssibly
take down ten million!
**[19:05] ---**
It's the sky!
**[19:06] ---**
In "The Rosy Maidens," the
dolls were too small so...
**[19:11] ---**
So they rode on a briefcase
and attacked from the sky!
**[19:15] ---**
The height times weight times speed, meow!
**[19:21] ---**
Let's go! Meow!
**[19:30] ---**
Jump three times higher than usual!
**[19:32] ---**
So the falling speed will have more weight!
**[19:37] ---**
And become more powerful than you!
**[19:44] ---**
You're gonna regret this!
**[20:15] ---**
It looks like they're back to normal.
**[20:17] ---**
Their clothes ARE purr-tty cute.
**[20:20] ---**
They're both very nice.
**[20:23] ---**
Actually, what you have
on doesn't suck so badly.
**[20:26] ---**
I-I know that.
**[20:39] ---**
Good! Let's watch "The
Rosy Maidens" right meow!
**[20:42] ---**
No need to rush.
**[20:45] ---**
Oh, welcome back!
**[20:47] ---**
You must be tired. Do you
want something to drink?
**[20:49] ---**
Well, sure...
**[20:55] ---**
Hey, Yuina?
**[20:56] ---**
What is it, meow?
**[21:00] ---**
That's it, meow!
**[21:02] ---**
What...?
**[21:05] ---**
Today's event
now underway!
Come on by
**[21:12] ---**
Welcome!
**[21:26] ---**
Wow, look how popular they are.
**[21:28] ---**
Where did those clothes come from?
**[21:30] ---**
I heard Aya made them.
**[21:33] ---**
The memories came back to people's minds.
**[21:38] ---**
Wow! You're cute, Michi!
**[21:41] ---**
Yeah, like a real doll!
**[21:45] ---**
You and Nejiusa are like twins.
**[21:49] ---**
I made them.
**[21:50] ---**
What? That's awesome! Really!
**[21:53] ---**
So cute...
**[21:59] ---**
THE ROSY MAIDENS
**[22:22] ---**
Taisetsu ni shiteru akogare no sekai wa
**[22:28] ---**
Itsumo koko ni aru
**[22:31] ---**
Iro asenai
**[22:34] ---**
Namida ga deru hodo issho ni warattari
**[22:39] ---**
Umaku ikanakutte shizumu hi mo
**[22:45] ---**
Tasuke atte tachi mukau
**[22:50] ---**
Kitto tori modoshite miseru
**[22:57] ---**
Kibou e
**[23:00] ---**
Taisetsuna mono o mamoru toki
**[23:05] ---**
Monosugoi power waki agaru
**[23:12] ---**
Kimi ga iru kara akiramenai
**[23:17] ---**
Tsuki susunde yuku sou kimeta
**[23:23] ---**
Tsuyoi kizuna "Kiseki" hikari hajikeru
# E4 - Elementary School Kids Are The Best!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XP8PKR/elementary-school-kids-are-the-best)
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**[00:13] ---**
Are you guys all right?
**[00:15] ---**
We're all right!
**[00:17] ---**
You never say otherwise.
**[00:20] ---**
Rei's right!
**[00:22] ---**
Let's go, Doc. Rei.
**[00:24] ---**
Okay!
**[00:25] ---**
Right.
**[00:39] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[00:42] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[00:46] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[00:48] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[00:50] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:03] ---**
The unknown road, taking the first step
**[01:10] ---**
That courage brings new encounters
**[01:15] ---**
When the door connecting the
worlds opens, let's move forward
**[01:19] ---**
Tenderly holding the precious memories
**[01:23] ---**
Of the day we promised each other
**[01:26] ---**
When you get lost, stretch big
**[01:31] ---**
And feel the new wind
**[01:34] ---**
Okay, Start Now!
**[01:37] ---**
Because I have something
to believe in and protect
**[01:44] ---**
I can be strong, stronger
than myself yesterday
**[01:49] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[01:51] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[01:55] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[01:58] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[02:00] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:09] ---**
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS ARE THE BEST!
**[02:16] ---**
Wow, it's beautiful!
**[02:48] ---**
Oh, sorry if I startled you.
**[02:51] ---**
O-oh, no.
**[02:54] ---**
You were so cool that I
had to take some pictures!
**[02:57] ---**
You're so great!
**[02:58] ---**
Well, I'm...
**[03:01] ---**
When I see something good, I
always take pictures of it.
**[03:05] ---**
That way, I won't forget, you know?
**[03:24] ---**
Hup, hup, hup!
**[03:27] ---**
Hey, Komachi.
**[03:29] ---**
Huh?
**[03:30] ---**
What are you looking for?
You're supposed to be cleaning.
**[03:32] ---**
Well, I can't find it.
**[03:37] ---**
What's wrong, Komachi?
**[03:39] ---**
You know, I'm looking for
the novel the girl who was
**[03:42] ---**
playing basketball at the park cherished.
**[03:45] ---**
Well... what was the title of it?
**[03:48] ---**
Geez. How can you not know
and still look for it?
**[03:51] ---**
What am I gonna do? Help me, Doc!
**[03:55] ---**
It'll be fine. Hey, do you
remember how she looked?
**[04:02] ---**
I took a picture of her with the
camera you made so I wouldn't forget.
**[04:07] ---**
Wow, that's perfect! Wait a second.
**[04:12] ---**
H-hey, where are you putting your hand in?!
**[04:16] ---**
My special "Saori Radar"!
**[04:22] ---**
What's that?
**[04:23] ---**
Saori, you got something strange again?
**[04:26] ---**
It's not strange!
**[04:27] ---**
This can read the information of whatever
Saori’s special camera takes a picture of,
**[04:32] ---**
and then we can find what was lost.
**[04:34] ---**
It's my invention!
**[04:37] ---**
Well, I don't understand it
entirely, but way to go, Doc!
**[04:41] ---**
Boy, organizing this place takes forever...
**[04:44] ---**
We also have to organize these products
when we have time.
**[04:47] ---**
I feel better when I'm moving around.
**[04:54] ---**
Huh?
**[04:56] ---**
Huh?
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, there it is!
**[05:02] ---**
Wh-what?
**[05:03] ---**
Oh! Yes! It was "Mini Basket!"!
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, you were looking for "Mini Basket!"?
**[05:09] ---**
You know it, Doc?
**[05:13] ---**
Of course!
**[05:15] ---**
It's about elementary school girls
who devote their lives to basketball.
**[05:18] ---**
It's a classic light novel that depicts
their adolescence and growth!
**[05:22] ---**
Boy... I know there are no customers,
but they're way too relaxed.
**[05:27] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[05:29] ---**
No problem. Make yourself at home.
**[05:32] ---**
Okay.
**[05:34] ---**
Komachi, you're reading a book. That's rare.
**[05:38] ---**
What's up?
**[05:42] ---**
I know, right? I'll tell you...
**[05:45] ---**
All my teammates seem
to have forgotten about "Mini Basket!"
**[05:51] ---**
What's "Mini Basket!"?
**[05:53] ---**
It's a light novel about basketball.
**[05:57] ---**
It's the reason we started
playing basketball.
**[06:03] ---**
Is it because of the virus?
**[06:05] ---**
Yes, probably...
**[06:07] ---**
It even destroys the bond between friends.
**[06:11] ---**
That's unforgivable.
**[06:13] ---**
That's why I wanted to know more about the story
and thought I would read it!
**[06:18] ---**
Cute elementary school girls...
**[06:20] ---**
With a high school boy as their coach...
**[06:23] ---**
Who teaches them basketball gently...
**[06:25] ---**
By taking their hands?
**[06:27] ---**
That's exactly right!
**[06:29] ---**
I-It sounds sort of dangerous...
**[06:32] ---**
I know what you mean, but he's not naughty.
**[06:35] ---**
Is he ONLY teaching basketball?
**[06:37] ---**
Huh? What else could it be?
**[06:39] ---**
Hey, Minami?!
**[06:48] ---**
Hey, Komachi?
**[06:50] ---**
A-are you all right?
**[06:56] ---**
THIS IS GOOD... IT'S MAKING ME CRY!
**[07:03] ---**
They're all so focused, working
hard for each other...
**[07:08] ---**
It's priceless!
**[07:11] ---**
I-Is it that good?
**[07:13] ---**
I know, right?!
**[07:15] ---**
And these games are so exciting!
Not only that, that girl...
**[07:19] ---**
becomes so good...
**[07:22] ---**
I know, I know! Komachi!
**[07:26] ---**
I don't quite get it.
**[07:28] ---**
But I know they like it.
**[07:31] ---**
To like someone's work, that
shows talent. It's great.
**[07:39] ---**
A virus!
**[07:41] ---**
It's the Black Elites!
**[07:46] ---**
So that means, if we go into the
world of this novel and get rid of the virus...
**[07:54] ---**
You're right. Then the girl's friends will...
**[07:57] ---**
Restore their memories!
**[07:59] ---**
Good! I gotta do this!
**[08:02] ---**
Well then. We should get going!
**[08:17] ---**
See you later!
**[08:19] ---**
Take care of the shop.
**[08:20] ---**
Salute!
**[08:34] ---**
Wow! Oh, they're so cute!
**[08:42] ---**
I knew the world of "Mini Basket!"
would be full of cute girls!
**[08:47] ---**
Hey, you shouldn't take
pictures without permission.
**[08:51] ---**
Rei, cuteness is justice, you know?
**[08:54] ---**
It's a human treasure
we must leave to future generations.
**[08:57] ---**
Still, you have to use common sense!
**[09:03] ---**
What's the matter?!
**[09:05] ---**
I-in the gym...
**[09:07] ---**
GYM
**[09:08] ---**
A bunch of strange things came...
**[09:19] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[09:36] ---**
Now is a good time to flee outside!
**[09:39] ---**
O-okay.
**[09:46] ---**
What do we do? These viruses are everywhere.
**[09:49] ---**
Unless you destroy the mother virus,
they will continue to multiply!
**[09:52] ---**
All right! I'll get rid of them all again!
**[09:57] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:58] ---**
Okay!
**[10:09] ---**
I knew you would come.
**[10:11] ---**
Maya!
**[10:12] ---**
You always interrupt me.
You must have a lot of time on your hands.
**[10:17] ---**
None of your business. Just
get out of this world!
**[10:20] ---**
"Sure!"
**[10:22] ---**
Do you really expect me to say that?!
**[10:24] ---**
Why are you doing this? Poor girls!
**[10:30] ---**
You know... I just can't
stand cute little girls!
**[10:36] ---**
Because of novels like this,
young girls become popular...
**[10:41] ---**
leaving me unable to get married!
**[10:44] ---**
That's gotta be the reason!
**[10:46] ---**
What?!
**[10:47] ---**
Is that the reason...?
**[10:49] ---**
I don't think so.
**[10:51] ---**
I think she's just taking it out on them.
**[10:53] ---**
I agree...
**[10:55] ---**
That's all the more reason
for her to leave this world.
**[10:59] ---**
Oh my goodness. You're
using force. So violent.
**[11:02] ---**
You started all this!
**[11:05] ---**
Solving a problem with
force isn't good, you know.
**[11:09] ---**
Let's see...
**[11:11] ---**
How about a game of basketball?
**[11:15] ---**
Why? How could you make it about that?
**[11:18] ---**
Oh, you don't think you'll win, maybe?
**[11:21] ---**
I would love to play three-on-three!
**[11:24] ---**
If we win, you're going to
leave this world, okay?!
**[11:28] ---**
Huh? Hey!
**[11:31] ---**
Well then, we'll play here after school!
**[11:34] ---**
Don't you run away!
**[11:35] ---**
Why would we?!
**[11:37] ---**
We're absolutely going to win!
**[11:39] ---**
My, you're full of yourself. But...
**[11:43] ---**
I'll beat your sorry asses!
**[11:51] ---**
We have no time to waste, Doc!
**[11:54] ---**
We must practice right away!
**[11:56] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:57] ---**
Let's do it! Let's do it!
**[11:59] ---**
For real?
**[12:04] ---**
Okay, let's go!
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[12:12] ---**
Huh? It went like that in
"Mini Basket!", though...
**[12:19] ---**
Shooting at 45 degrees, height 3.05,
**[12:23] ---**
and distance 4.6...
**[12:27] ---**
This is it!
**[12:30] ---**
What?! It was perfect in the calculation!
**[12:35] ---**
How can we play a game like this?
**[12:44] ---**
Oh? Where's the practice tea-?
**[12:46] ---**
Wow!
**[12:48] ---**
Huh? Who's he?
**[12:49] ---**
He's the coach in "Mini Basket!"
**[12:52] ---**
Wow, this is awesome! He's real!
**[12:54] ---**
Huh?
**[12:55] ---**
I know! Coach, we need to ask you a favor!
**[12:58] ---**
What?
**[12:58] ---**
Teach us how to play basketball!
**[13:01] ---**
Why?
**[13:02] ---**
We have to play a game with Black Elites!
**[13:06] ---**
"Black... Elites"?
**[13:09] ---**
If we lose, this world will disappear!
**[13:13] ---**
This world would... disappear?
**[13:16] ---**
Don't you get it?!
**[13:21] ---**
If we lose the game...
the elementary school kids will disappear!
**[13:27] ---**
The kids will... disappear?!
**[13:34] ---**
That can't happen!
**[13:37] ---**
I will NEVER let that happen!
**[13:40] ---**
Now, let's practice! For
the elementary school kids!
**[13:44] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:46] ---**
That's his motivation? Is that healthy?
**[13:49] ---**
Good!
**[13:50] ---**
Now that it's been decided...
**[13:52] ---**
Memorial Change!
**[14:01] ---**
Ta-dah~
**[14:07] ---**
Ah... what? Me too?
**[14:12] ---**
Geez. I can't believe this...
**[14:16] ---**
Hmm. We have until after school.
**[14:19] ---**
Coach! We want to be good basketball players!
**[14:23] ---**
We'll endure any practice!
**[14:27] ---**
Well then, let's work
on one skill per person.
**[14:32] ---**
And we'll work together to gain points.
**[14:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:42] ---**
Good! The lower body is the
key! Move your waist more!
**[14:47] ---**
Yes, Coach!
**[14:50] ---**
Is this really effective...?
**[14:53] ---**
You must tantalize your opponents
until they can't stand it anymore!
**[14:58] ---**
Slowly, but with swelling fire within!
**[15:02] ---**
Okay!
**[15:03] ---**
What's this practice for...?
**[15:06] ---**
Now, you do this!
**[15:08] ---**
What?
**[15:10] ---**
Such delicate, yet bold movements of the fingers.
And you must see the right timing!
**[15:18] ---**
Good, that's great!
**[15:20] ---**
Uh, what is?
**[15:21] ---**
And the most important thing
is... to work together!
**[15:25] ---**
Hup!
**[15:26] ---**
Hup!
**[15:30] ---**
That's it!
**[15:34] ---**
Man, I can't believe what we're doing.
**[15:37] ---**
No? I actually enjoy it.
**[15:41] ---**
Me, too!
**[15:44] ---**
I think I can understand the
little girl's feelings a bit.
**[15:47] ---**
The girl you met at the park?
**[15:50] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:51] ---**
I enjoy playing basketball itself,
**[15:54] ---**
but I enjoy working on something
with my friends even more.
**[15:59] ---**
Well, I guess you're right.
**[16:05] ---**
Let's do this together, Rei. Doc!
**[16:10] ---**
Everyone...
**[16:12] ---**
I'll teach you one last important thing.
**[16:16] ---**
Enjoy the basketball all the way!
**[16:21] ---**
Right!
**[16:22] ---**
Go kill 'em!
**[16:26] ---**
I see you didn't run away.
**[16:27] ---**
Of course not!
**[16:33] ---**
Playing against this tall center and these
**[16:36] ---**
floating shooters, do you
really think you can win?
**[16:39] ---**
That's not fair!
**[16:41] ---**
It'll be fine, it'll be fine!
**[16:43] ---**
We practiced a lot!
**[16:45] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:46] ---**
All right, let's beat 'em!
**[16:49] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:52] ---**
Go get them!
**[16:59] ---**
Okay! Now!
**[17:17] ---**
He isn't the coach for nothing!
He knew this would happen!
**[17:23] ---**
There!
**[17:25] ---**
Komachi!
**[17:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:31] ---**
We did it!
**[17:34] ---**
Great job, everyone!
**[17:36] ---**
They did it!
**[17:39] ---**
When you dribble, you
must use your lower body!
**[17:42] ---**
Attract your opponent enough,
and then pass the ball!
**[17:50] ---**
That coach was right on point!
**[17:53] ---**
What the hell?!
**[17:58] ---**
With a delicate, yet powerful touch!
**[18:02] ---**
Awesome, Rei!
**[18:19] ---**
Good! We're tied!
**[18:21] ---**
Keep it up!
**[18:22] ---**
No! I thought this would be an easy win!
**[18:26] ---**
I have to do something.
**[18:34] ---**
Komachi!
**[18:35] ---**
Komachi!
**[18:38] ---**
What should I do?
**[18:39] ---**
Enjoy the basketball all the way!
**[18:43] ---**
Okay!
**[18:59] ---**
Go for it!
**[19:09] ---**
She did it!
**[19:11] ---**
It's not over yet!
**[19:29] ---**
Oh no...
**[19:33] ---**
Winning by a buzzer beater
shot is just the best way!
**[19:38] ---**
Well then, a promise is a promise.
**[19:41] ---**
This light novel's world will be...
**[19:44] ---**
Don't...!
**[19:47] ---**
Huh...?
**[19:50] ---**
You switched the ball?
That's against the rules!
**[19:53] ---**
That's not fair!
**[19:55] ---**
Are you happy you won like that?!
**[19:59] ---**
To hell with the basketball game!
**[20:01] ---**
This calls for a battle. Go, little viruses!
**[20:09] ---**
So, just as always in the end.
**[20:12] ---**
Looks like it.
**[20:13] ---**
But I think it'll be over faster this time.
**[20:17] ---**
Memorial Change!
**[20:45] ---**
I hate this!
**[20:55] ---**
It's over!
**[20:56] ---**
That was unpredictable.
**[20:59] ---**
Basketball was fun!
**[21:01] ---**
Yeah, not so bad.
**[21:06] ---**
Now the elementary school kids are...
**[21:11] ---**
...protected.
**[21:13] ---**
They're safe and sound!
**[21:15] ---**
I'm so happy. I'm so happy!
**[21:18] ---**
Fall is for sports
Fall is for basketball
**[21:20] ---**
Welcome back.
**[21:22] ---**
Oh? What's wrong?
**[21:24] ---**
Oh my God, I wanna train
cute girls like them.
**[21:28] ---**
How can they stand up again in that situation?
That's awesome. They're so cool!
**[21:34] ---**
What's this?
**[21:36] ---**
Well, we all read and loved
the "Mini Basket!" novels...
**[21:40] ---**
Wow, I can't help being
overwhelmed! You know!
**[21:45] ---**
That good, huh?
**[21:53] ---**
I guess her friends remembered it, too.
**[21:55] ---**
A happy ending.
**[22:22] ---**
The world I long for and cherish
**[22:28] ---**
Is always in my heart (here)
**[22:31] ---**
It won't fade
**[22:34] ---**
Days when we laugh till our tears fall
**[22:39] ---**
Or get depressed because of mishaps
**[22:45] ---**
We can help each other face obstacles
**[22:50] ---**
We'll make sure to get it back
**[22:57] ---**
To hopes
**[23:00] ---**
When protecting what we cherish
**[23:05] ---**
Tremendous amounts of
power well up from inside
**[23:12] ---**
Because you're here, I won't give up
**[23:17] ---**
I'll push forward, I decided
**[23:23] ---**
Strong bond "miracle" shines and sparkles
# E5 - Here, Here, Here, Like That?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY79D8ZKR/here-here-here-like-that)
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**[00:18] ---**
Are you all right, Chimari?
**[00:20] ---**
Th-thank you very much...
**[00:22] ---**
Good!
**[00:28] ---**
I better pull myself together!
**[00:35] ---**
Nooo!
**[00:43] ---**
I'm no good... I caused
trouble for everyone again.
**[00:49] ---**
Kobayakawa Takakage once
said, "Don't tolerate.
**[00:53] ---**
Resolve the cause of the problem instead."
**[00:57] ---**
But is it possible to do... for me?
**[01:11] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[01:14] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[01:17] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[01:20] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[01:22] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:35] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
**[01:41] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
**[01:47] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
**[01:51] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
**[01:54] ---**
Sotto kakaete
**[01:58] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
**[02:03] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
**[02:06] ---**
Saa Start Now!
**[02:09] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte,
Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
**[02:16] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru,
kinou no jibun o koete
**[02:20] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[02:23] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[02:27] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[02:29] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[02:32] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:43] ---**
HERE, HERE, HERE, LIKE THAT?
**[02:56] ---**
NAO
CHIMARI
MINAMI
**[03:01] ---**
No, you moved it wrong!
**[03:03] ---**
Hisha moves in orthogonal directions!
***SIGN*** Note: "Hisha" and "Kaku" mean "Rook" and "Bishop" respectively.
**[03:05] ---**
The one that can move in
diagonal directions are Kaku!
**[03:07] ---**
Man, there are so many I get confused!
**[03:10] ---**
Irina, why did you suddenly
start playing shogi?
**[03:14] ---**
I've always wanted to try it,
then Ayaka recommended this.
**[03:18] ---**
Shogi King's
Big Job!
**[03:19] ---**
Shogi King's
Big Job!
**[03:21] ---**
Oh, "Shogi King's Big Job!"
**[03:24] ---**
Do you know it, Chimari?
**[03:26] ---**
Yes. It's about how a young professional
shogi player takes elementary school girls
**[03:28] ---**
Shogi King's
Big Job!
**[03:31] ---**
as his disciples, and teaches
them all sorts of things.
**[03:33] ---**
A young man teaching
elementary school girls...
**[03:36] ---**
That story sounds familiar.
**[03:39] ---**
You're giving them the wrong impression!
"Shogi King's Big Job!" is a serious novel.
**[03:44] ---**
That's right! Besides, there's another thin book
about the main character Yashichi
**[03:48] ---**
and his rival Akumu, which
is VERY good also...
**[03:55] ---**
Why don't you all play with us?
It'll be a good brain exercise.
**[03:59] ---**
Well, I guess.
**[04:02] ---**
I'll pass. I like physically
exercising better.
**[04:05] ---**
Are you sure about that, Nao?
**[04:08] ---**
It's possible that knowledge of shogi
can work to our advantage in the world of novels!
**[04:13] ---**
I'm fine. Besides, I never lose
playing against viruses anyway!
**[04:18] ---**
That's true. Nao will be fine.
**[04:24] ---**
Chimari, what's the matter? You look sad.
**[04:28] ---**
Oh, no. It's nothing.
**[04:31] ---**
Chimari.
**[04:33] ---**
If you know how to play shogi,
why don't you play a game with me?
**[04:36] ---**
Oh, uh... I-I really don't know much at all.
And I'm terrible at it.
**[04:44] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[04:45] ---**
Why do you apologize? You did nothing wrong.
**[04:49] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:51] ---**
Irina, look at that! It's a virus!
**[04:56] ---**
They've gotten inside the
world of shogi this time!
**[04:58] ---**
Now it looks like the knowledge
of shogi will actually help.
**[05:02] ---**
At least I've got the spirit!
**[05:05] ---**
Shall we get going, then?
**[05:06] ---**
I gotta pull myself together!
**[05:28] ---**
We've come to the world
of "Shogi King's Big Job!"
**[05:31] ---**
This city is eerily quiet.
**[05:34] ---**
Oh, is this the city of Osaka?
**[05:34] ---**
OSAKA
**[05:36] ---**
That's right.
**[05:37] ---**
In the anime adaptation,
they portrayed the streets of Osaka realistically.
**[05:43] ---**
What's that? A virus?
**[05:45] ---**
I've never seen that kind. Let's be careful.
**[05:48] ---**
Let me!
**[05:48] ---**
Chimari?!
**[05:55] ---**
Wh-what is this?!
**[06:01] ---**
I-it looks like a countdown has begun!
**[06:04] ---**
Is this tsume shogi?
***SIGN*** Note: Tsume Shogi's goal is to checkmate the opponent's king.
**[06:06] ---**
No! D-don't come near me!
**[06:13] ---**
Chimari!
**[06:19] ---**
Phew. That was dangerous
attacking so suddenly.
**[06:22] ---**
I-I'm sorry...
**[06:23] ---**
We don't have time to chat.
We have a herd of them now!
**[06:27] ---**
Wh-what are we going to do with them?!
**[06:29] ---**
Do they want us to solve the problems?
**[06:31] ---**
Chimari! Do something!
**[06:33] ---**
I-I can't... I don't know tsume shogi...
**[06:37] ---**
Man! I should've asked Irina
to teach me how to play!
**[06:41] ---**
3e, keima, 5b, kinsho!
***SIGN*** Note: "Keima" and "Kinsho" mean "Knight" and "Kinsho" respectively.
**[06:47] ---**
Who's that?
**[06:49] ---**
That's Mai! She's the heroine
of "Shogi King's Big Job!"
**[06:55] ---**
Here!
**[06:58] ---**
Here! Here, Here! Here, Here, Here!
**[07:02] ---**
Here, Here, Here... Here!
**[07:08] ---**
Is everybody okay?
**[07:11] ---**
Th-thank you.
**[07:13] ---**
There are more of them!
**[07:15] ---**
This is endless!
**[07:17] ---**
Everyone, please follow me!
**[07:23] ---**
Mai, what's going on here?
**[07:26] ---**
We've never seen a virus like that.
**[07:29] ---**
This town became that way since...
**[07:35] ---**
Master!
**[07:36] ---**
I'll borrow your precious Master for a while!
**[07:39] ---**
Master!
**[07:42] ---**
It wasn't just my Master.
Other strong shogi players were all kidnapped.
**[07:42] ---**
Osaka Shogi Hall
**[07:46] ---**
And then those turtles started showing up.
**[07:50] ---**
I see. Those turtle-like viruses become useless
around strong shogi players,
**[07:56] ---**
so they kidnapped your Master
and the others first.
**[08:00] ---**
I've been going to the shogi hall every day,
trying to rescue my Master,
**[08:05] ---**
Osaka Shogi Hall
**[08:05] ---**
but those turtles and bacteria-like strange creatures
are preventing me from going inside.
**[08:12] ---**
So the usual viruses are there too.
**[08:14] ---**
Even if you're a good shogi player,
you won't be able to get in.
**[08:17] ---**
Master... I wonder if they're
giving him good food.
**[08:22] ---**
I just want him to be safe and sound.
I don't need anything else.
**[08:27] ---**
As long as he's safe.
**[08:31] ---**
Mai...
**[08:32] ---**
That's the spirit of Osaka. She's a great example
of what disciples should be.
**[08:35] ---**
We have to do something!
**[08:38] ---**
Right! It's all Maya's fault!
We're gonna make her pay!
**[08:42] ---**
I need your help, please!
**[08:45] ---**
So I can help Master and the other players!
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I beg you!
**[08:53] ---**
We're the ones begging you for help.
**[08:56] ---**
Huh?
**[08:57] ---**
We can't solve the tsume shogi problems by ourselves.
We'll need your help.
**[09:02] ---**
We'll take care of the other viruses!
**[09:05] ---**
I won't let them touch you, Mai.
**[09:08] ---**
We can work together to save your Master.
**[09:17] ---**
Oh... yes! Thank you very much!
**[09:25] ---**
Those turtles won't start counting down
unless you touch them.
**[09:28] ---**
But if we give them time, they'll multiply in number,
so we have to be careful.
**[09:32] ---**
All right. Nao and I will attract
the viruses at the forefront.
**[09:37] ---**
So you can solve the tsume
shogi problems, Mai!
**[09:39] ---**
Chimari, you can protect Mai.
**[09:41] ---**
G-got it!
**[09:43] ---**
Yes! I'm getting excited!
**[09:45] ---**
Hang in there, Master.
I'm coming to rescue you.
**[10:07] ---**
Here, Here! Here!
**[10:10] ---**
You're good!
**[10:11] ---**
Great job, Mai!
**[10:13] ---**
Don't get excited too fast. It just started.
**[10:16] ---**
Osaka Shogi Hall
**[10:17] ---**
Well, shall we go then?
**[10:19] ---**
Yes!
**[10:21] ---**
So here you are, little girls.
Can you really get this far, though?
**[10:47] ---**
Here, Here, Here!
**[10:49] ---**
Here!
**[10:56] ---**
Are you okay, Mai? You can
rest for a while, if you want.
**[11:00] ---**
No, I'm fine. This is really nothing!
**[11:08] ---**
Huh? Just one?
**[11:11] ---**
What's this?
**[11:12] ---**
It's hasami shogi.
***SIGN*** Note: "Hasami" or "Intercepting" shogi involves capturing all but one of the opponent's pieces or having five in a row on the board.
**[11:13] ---**
What?!
**[11:14] ---**
Let me handle this. This is
just another kind of shogi.
**[11:25] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Note: "Gunjin" or "Military" shogi involves starting pieces face down, being revealed only when captured, where the stronger piece wins.
**[11:26] ---**
This is gunjin shogi.
**[11:28] ---**
This is crazy!
**[11:29] ---**
I can do it!
**[11:36] ---**
What's next?!
**[11:38] ---**
Shogi kuzushi (collapse)...
**[11:39] ---**
Oh why?!
**[11:41] ---**
I can do this one.
**[11:42] ---**
Chimari, are you sure?
**[11:44] ---**
Yes, I'm sure! Mai, please get some rest.
**[12:01] ---**
Chimari!
**[12:04] ---**
Are you okay?
**[12:05] ---**
Yes, somewhat.
**[12:06] ---**
Be careful.
**[12:07] ---**
I'll go.
**[12:09] ---**
What?
**[12:26] ---**
Chess?!
**[12:27] ---**
They say it's a Western
version of shogi, but...
**[12:30] ---**
That's stretching too far!
**[12:31] ---**
The basics are the same!
**[12:34] ---**
Xiangqi, the Chinese shogi?!
**[12:36] ---**
Oh my God!
**[12:37] ---**
Royal straight flush!
**[12:39] ---**
Why poker?!
**[12:40] ---**
This isn't even shogi anymore!
**[12:42] ---**
Mah-jong!
**[12:46] ---**
Geez, I don't even know what's what anymore.
**[12:52] ---**
Mai!
**[12:53] ---**
Mai! Are you all right?!
**[12:56] ---**
I'm fine. We better hurry and
save Master and the others.
**[13:02] ---**
Are you okay, Mai?
**[13:04] ---**
Y-yes...
**[13:05] ---**
She looks exhausted.
**[13:13] ---**
Chimari, are you sure you don't need help?
**[13:16] ---**
Yes, I'm sure!
**[13:18] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[13:19] ---**
Don't worry about it.
We're asking you to do everything. We're sorry.
**[13:25] ---**
That's fine. It's all for saving Master.
**[13:30] ---**
You're tough, Mai.
**[13:33] ---**
You don't even get scared of standing
in front of the viruses when you fight.
**[13:37] ---**
I wish I could be like that.
**[13:38] ---**
This is all I can do...
**[13:44] ---**
Master took me as his disciple,
**[13:48] ---**
and taught me the joy
of shogi and many other great things...
**[13:59] ---**
So for him, I'll do what I can do at my best.
**[14:04] ---**
That's all I'm doing.
**[14:06] ---**
"Do what you can do at your best"...
**[14:10] ---**
Mai, you got a thing for
your Master, don't you?
**[14:14] ---**
N-no way! I d-d-don't have such...
**[14:30] ---**
So you're here, little girls.
**[14:33] ---**
Mai!
**[14:34] ---**
Master!
**[14:36] ---**
A disciple who came running to save her Master.
That's a beautiful relationship.
**[14:43] ---**
Stay away from my Master,
you sadistic old hag!
**[14:47] ---**
I'm not an old hag! Nor sadistic!
Call me sexy young lady!
**[14:55] ---**
Wow...
**[14:58] ---**
You're dirty, Master!
**[15:00] ---**
N-no! I wasn't looking at her breasts!
**[15:03] ---**
Aww, you can look more.
**[15:07] ---**
Here, here, take this.
**[15:10] ---**
Old hag! You'll pay for this!
**[15:12] ---**
Maya, release everyone!
**[15:14] ---**
Everything in this world
has become about shogi.
**[15:18] ---**
If you want them back,
you gotta win with shogi!
**[15:26] ---**
I'm going!
**[15:29] ---**
Go for it!
**[15:30] ---**
You can get them!
**[15:32] ---**
More like, ONLY she can get them.
**[15:36] ---**
Mai...
**[15:42] ---**
Let us begin.
**[16:00] ---**
Hey. Is she any good?
**[16:04] ---**
She's only an elementary school kid,
but she's got the best shogi skills!
**[16:07] ---**
I'm absolutely sure that she can become
a professional player someday.
**[16:12] ---**
O-oh, is that right?
**[16:17] ---**
Hey, who's winning now?
**[16:20] ---**
No idea.
**[16:21] ---**
They're both watching out
for the opponent's strategy.
**[16:24] ---**
I see. Oh!
**[16:26] ---**
Nao?
**[16:31] ---**
Maya! What the hell are you doing?!
**[16:33] ---**
The mother virus is strong,
but anything can happen.
**[16:38] ---**
So I have to distract that girl!
**[16:41] ---**
We won't let you!
**[16:43] ---**
We'll protect Mai!
**[16:45] ---**
Mai, you stay focused on your match.
**[16:47] ---**
Okay!
**[16:56] ---**
Whoa! Don't come near me!
**[17:00] ---**
I'm not gonna let you distract Mai!
**[17:03] ---**
Don't distract me, either, all right? Hmm?
**[17:08] ---**
I guess they didn't even need my help.
**[17:12] ---**
Huh?
**[17:15] ---**
It's good...
**[17:21] ---**
You might be a good player,
but you're just an elementary school kid!
**[17:25] ---**
Looks like this is it for you.
Now go on and finish her off.
**[17:33] ---**
This is endless.
**[17:34] ---**
Mai!
**[17:36] ---**
Mai! Are you all right?
**[17:46] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[17:49] ---**
I'm sorry, Mai.
**[17:52] ---**
I couldn't be any help.
**[17:56] ---**
I'm always like this. I
become everyone's burden.
**[18:05] ---**
No, you don't.
**[18:08] ---**
Thanks to you, I can play this game.
**[18:13] ---**
You're not a burden to us!
**[18:16] ---**
You always provide great backup for us!
**[18:19] ---**
That's right! Because you're protecting us from behind,
we can focus on fighting!
**[18:29] ---**
Remember, "Do what you can do at your best."
**[18:33] ---**
That's what I'm doing!
**[18:40] ---**
Okay!
**[18:43] ---**
Once you beat the mother virus,
the rest will disappear!
**[18:47] ---**
And Mai is the only one who can!
**[18:51] ---**
I see, so we protect Mai with our best!
**[18:54] ---**
Got it, Chimari!
**[19:08] ---**
Hey, what's the matter?!
**[19:09] ---**
You're not gonna lose to
that little kid, are you?
**[19:12] ---**
I'm not a little kid! I'm Mai Tsurumizu,
the first disciple of my Master!
**[19:27] ---**
Thank you.
**[19:32] ---**
Yes!
**[19:49] ---**
Mai!
**[19:54] ---**
Let's do this!
**[19:55] ---**
All right!
**[20:17] ---**
Can't believe we lost to a kid!
**[20:29] ---**
All right.
**[20:31] ---**
Master!
**[20:34] ---**
Mai!
**[20:35] ---**
Master!
**[20:47] ---**
Thank you very much, everyone.
**[20:50] ---**
No, thank YOU. You were
the biggest part of it.
**[20:55] ---**
You taught me so many things, Mai.
I'll never forget about you.
**[21:00] ---**
Wow... I'll never forget about you, either.
**[21:23] ---**
Checkmate.
**[21:26] ---**
Chimari, you're very good!
**[21:28] ---**
Just the other day, you
said you were terrible!
**[21:31] ---**
"To the eyes of a coward,
every enemy will look like a big army."
**[21:35] ---**
What?
**[21:35] ---**
It's something the samurai Oda Nobunaga said.
**[21:39] ---**
Maybe it won't happen overnight,
**[21:41] ---**
but I'll get my courage together
and try to have confidence in me!
**[21:48] ---**
Come on, Irina. Let's play another game!
**[22:07] ---**
Taisetsu ni shiteru akogare no sekai wa
**[22:13] ---**
Itsumo koko ni aru
**[22:16] ---**
Iro asenai
**[22:19] ---**
Namida ga deru hodo issho ni warattari
**[22:24] ---**
Umaku ikanakutte shizumu hi mo
**[22:30] ---**
Tasuke atte tachi mukau
**[22:35] ---**
Kitto tori modoshite miseru
**[22:42] ---**
Kibou e
**[22:45] ---**
Taisetsuna mono o mamoru toki
**[22:51] ---**
Monosugoi power waki agaru
**[22:57] ---**
Kimi ga iru kara akiramenai
**[23:02] ---**
Tsuki susunde yuku sou kimeta
**[23:08] ---**
Tsuyoi kizuna "Kiseki" hikari hajikeru
**[23:26] ---**
NEXT EPISODE
**[23:37] ---**
NEXT EPISODE
IT'S NOT THAT I LIKE HAMSTERS...
# E6 - It's Not That I Like Hamsters...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG57Z9PR/its-not-that-i-like-hamsters)
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***SIGN*** Labor cost Goods purchased Café corner expenses Event planning Miscellaneous Owner's personal spending-- *Don't spend without permission!
**[00:27] ---**
Ouch... What the hell, Nejiusa?!
**[00:30] ---**
You were sleeping on the
job! You deserved it!
**[00:32] ---**
What?!
**[00:34] ---**
Why, you!
**[00:36] ---**
Stop right there!
**[00:56] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[00:59] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[01:03] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[01:05] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[01:07] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:20] ---**
The unknown road, taking the first step
**[01:27] ---**
That courage brings new encounters
**[01:32] ---**
When the door connecting the
worlds opens, let's move forward
**[01:36] ---**
Tenderly holding the precious memories
**[01:40] ---**
Of the day we promised each other
**[01:43] ---**
When you get lost, stretch big
**[01:48] ---**
And feel the new wind
**[01:51] ---**
Okay, Start Now!
**[01:54] ---**
Because I have something
to believe in and protect
**[02:01] ---**
I can be strong, stronger
than myself yesterday
**[02:06] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[02:08] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[02:12] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[02:15] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[02:17] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:26] ---**
IT'S NOT THAT I LIKE HAMSTERS...
**[02:30] ---**
Rei!
**[02:35] ---**
What's up, Izumi?
**[02:38] ---**
Well, you know, I thought
maybe we could walk home together.
**[02:43] ---**
I don't care.
**[02:53] ---**
Y-you know, you like
building models, don't you?
**[02:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:03] ---**
W-well, what kind of robot
were you making earlier?
**[03:09] ---**
It's Giguelf, mass production type.
By the way, it's not a robot. It's a megaforce.
**[03:14] ---**
Oh, yeah? I see.
**[03:17] ---**
H-hey, Rei? Is there anything you like
other than robots and making models?
**[03:23] ---**
Huh?
**[03:24] ---**
Like food, manga, stuff like that. Your private life
is so mysterious that I'm just curious.
**[03:32] ---**
What I like...?
**[03:46] ---**
Oh, you're cute as always!
**[03:50] ---**
Good dog, good dog.
**[03:55] ---**
Don't you think this dog is cute?
**[03:59] ---**
Y-yeah, I guess it's cute.
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, wait up, Rei!
**[04:11] ---**
There's this bakery that I've
been wanting to go to...
**[04:12] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
There's this bakery that I've been wanting to go to...
**[04:13] ---**
Rei, where are you going?
**[04:15] ---**
Are you working today?
**[04:17] ---**
Later.
**[04:19] ---**
Huh?
**[04:22] ---**
Don't you think this dog is cute?
**[04:30] ---**
All right.
**[04:32] ---**
Fluffy, fluffy. Aw... you're
so cute. Tickle, tickle...
**[04:34] ---**
AKITA DOG
**[04:42] ---**
Oh, I really enjoyed you. See ya!
**[04:42] ---**
AKITA DOG
**[04:47] ---**
Oh?
**[04:50] ---**
I feel like I've seen her somewhere...
**[04:57] ---**
Whatever. Bye!
**[05:04] ---**
AKITA DOG
**[05:09] ---**
At last!
**[05:11] ---**
AKITA DOG
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, there's a dog!
**[05:12] ---**
So cute!
**[05:30] ---**
Hi, Rei! We're working together again!
**[05:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:45] ---**
It didn't work again. I still feel
there's a distance between me and Rei.
**[05:50] ---**
Don't worry too much about it.
She's like that to everyone.
**[05:55] ---**
She's very cool and collected, but not cold.
**[05:58] ---**
Besides, we can count on her
when it comes to the battles against viruses.
**[06:02] ---**
She sometimes gives us
souvenirs. They're all good.
**[06:06] ---**
I know. Maybe I'll give her some souvenirs.
**[06:13] ---**
What are those?
**[06:14] ---**
The owner won them with claw
cranes a long time ago.
**[06:18] ---**
All of these?!
**[06:20] ---**
Wow, he's good.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, I've seen this! Good old memories!
***SIGN*** CAFÉ KAORUKO MICHI KOMACHI HELPERS YUINA CHIMARI AYAKA OFF NAO SAORI IRINA REI IZUMI MINAMI
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Boy, I can't get it right.
**[06:41] ---**
That's not true! You're great at it!
**[06:48] ---**
Your model is very cool! You're talented!
**[06:52] ---**
Squeak, squeak!
**[06:57] ---**
What are you doing, Izumi and Michi?
**[07:00] ---**
Squeak...
**[07:02] ---**
Oh, you knew?
**[07:03] ---**
Of course.
**[07:04] ---**
Look at this. Doesn't it bring back some memories
for you? "The Unimpressive Chutaro"!
**[07:08] ---**
Everyone loved him back then!
**[07:10] ---**
O-oh yeah? I don't know much about it.
**[07:14] ---**
I used to have Chutaro pencils and lunch box.
**[07:18] ---**
Is this his girlfriend, Udon?
**[07:20] ---**
I think they even made a movie.
A double feature with a monster movie.
**[07:25] ---**
I remember!
**[07:27] ---**
These are some good memories! Chutaro!
**[07:32] ---**
Rei, what's the matter?
**[07:34] ---**
O-oh, nothing.
**[07:39] ---**
I have a feeling a rival has appeared...
**[07:41] ---**
But I'm cuter!
**[07:49] ---**
What's that?!
**[07:50] ---**
Nejiusa, you're more funny than cute!
**[07:53] ---**
What?! You guys are rude!
I won't forgive you!
**[07:58] ---**
W-well, I...
I'm gonna sue you!
**[08:00] ---**
I don't think you're too bad at all, Nejiusa.
**[08:03] ---**
You're actually all right.
**[08:08] ---**
Rei... Michi... thank you!
**[08:12] ---**
You two are the only people who get me!
**[08:16] ---**
H-hey, watch out!
**[08:21] ---**
There's a virus in Chutaro's world!
**[08:25] ---**
Another one?!
**[08:26] ---**
Minami, Rei, we should go!
**[08:29] ---**
Right.
**[08:49] ---**
This is the world of "The Unimpressive Chutaro,"
who's the cutest second only to me!
**[08:54] ---**
I don't see anything unusual yet.
**[08:57] ---**
Chutaro lives in this forest
with his friends, right?
**[09:01] ---**
I can't wait to see him. Right, Rei?
**[09:06] ---**
I-I don't really...
**[09:14] ---**
There it is! Look! It's so cute!
**[09:18] ---**
It's hard to resist him!
**[09:19] ---**
Man, I can be cute, too!
**[09:28] ---**
Wow...
**[09:46] ---**
Huh?
**[09:52] ---**
Wh-what's going on?!
**[09:54] ---**
It must be the virus! They're
all being manipulated!
**[09:57] ---**
So if we defeat the mother virus,
they can be normal again.
**[10:08] ---**
Hello!
**[10:10] ---**
Yikes! Were they in the Chutaro show?!
**[10:15] ---**
They've gone crazy...
**[10:17] ---**
Everything's absolutely crazy!
**[10:33] ---**
Things are going great for me today.
**[10:36] ---**
Let's use this momentum and destroy
the hell out of this show's world!
**[11:00] ---**
Ouch...
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, she's that tsundere girl, isn't she?
**[11:05] ---**
I got separated from everyone.
Where did they go?
**[11:16] ---**
Ch-Chutaro?
**[11:19] ---**
Miss... are you a bad person?
**[11:22] ---**
What?
**[11:23] ---**
A strange person came here and turned
all the animals in the forest into scary creatures.
**[11:28] ---**
I don't know what to do...
**[11:38] ---**
Don't worry. I'm on your side.
**[11:43] ---**
Miss!
**[12:03] ---**
What does he mean, "A strange person"?!
Besides, why are they so overdramatic?!
**[12:08] ---**
Geez, what the hell?! I'm so irritated...
**[12:11] ---**
Huh?
**[12:19] ---**
I-I can't stand it anymore...!
**[12:23] ---**
Squeak?
**[12:26] ---**
You're so cute, Chutaro! Look
it here, I'm a nice girl!
**[12:31] ---**
Y-you're choking me!
**[12:33] ---**
Huh?! How can that be that tsundere girl?!
**[12:36] ---**
She's more like a lovey-dovey deredere girl!
**[12:38] ---**
Th-thank you, but I can't breathe...
**[12:40] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry, boo! Did I hurt you?
I'll tell you what. Pain, pain, go away~!
**[12:47] ---**
I-I can't believe it. She's
talking to him in baby talk...
**[12:57] ---**
I think I've got an idea.
**[13:02] ---**
Rei! Where are you?!
**[13:06] ---**
This place is full of strange creatures
because of the virus.
**[13:11] ---**
We've gotta do something quick.
**[13:13] ---**
Huh?
**[13:16] ---**
Some of my friends are still here.
**[13:19] ---**
Oh, I see, I see~!
**[13:24] ---**
Hey, guys! Udon!
**[13:28] ---**
Squeak?
**[13:29] ---**
Squeak... squeak?
**[13:30] ---**
Chutaro!
**[13:33] ---**
Who's she?
**[13:35] ---**
She came to get those bad
guys. She's on our side.
**[13:40] ---**
Wow! Thank you very much.
**[13:43] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[13:45] ---**
S-so cute...
**[13:48] ---**
You guys are all cute!
**[13:51] ---**
Oh my God, you're so soft and fluffy you feel great!
Don't worry about it.
**[13:56] ---**
I'll bring the peace back to
this forest, so rest assured!
**[14:04] ---**
Oh, you got more friends, huh?
**[14:07] ---**
I'm sure we can get along, right?
**[14:15] ---**
Rei...?
**[14:21] ---**
N-no, you must be mistaken.
I-I'm a mouse fairy. Reirei, squeak!
**[14:34] ---**
Y-you know... That wasn't
really me, actually. It was...
**[14:40] ---**
A virus! Yes, a virus...
**[14:51] ---**
Hey, Rei! Wait up!
**[15:02] ---**
Rei!
**[15:06] ---**
It's silly, isn't it? Me acting like that.
**[15:11] ---**
You can laugh.
**[15:14] ---**
There's nothing silly about it.
When we see cute things, we smile, that's how it is.
**[15:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:21] ---**
But... everybody thinks
I'm cool and collected.
**[15:25] ---**
I don't really look like I do cute things.
**[15:28] ---**
That's nonsense!
**[15:31] ---**
Just because you don't look like it,
you're pretending to not like what you like?
**[15:34] ---**
That doesn't make sense at all!
**[15:38] ---**
Rei, you do like cute things, don't you?
**[15:42] ---**
I don't really...
**[15:44] ---**
You like what you like.
You have to be honest with your feelings.
**[15:49] ---**
It'll be too late to say
it once they're gone.
**[15:54] ---**
Minami...
**[16:05] ---**
The mice in this area are the
last ones! Go on, get them!
**[16:09] ---**
Udon, hurry and run!
**[16:22] ---**
Maya! I won't let you cause any more damage!
**[16:27] ---**
There you are, the tsundere girl.
Or should I call you the deredere girl from now on?
**[16:34] ---**
What?
**[16:36] ---**
I saw it, you know? You being so...
**[16:40] ---**
a-dor-able!
**[16:47] ---**
You're usually the cool tsundere girl,
but you were acting so adorable.
**[16:53] ---**
That's kind of unexpected,
or more like...funny!
**[16:56] ---**
You'll be fine, boo. I'll
protect you all, okay?
**[17:00] ---**
Rub, rub! Pain, pain, go away!
**[17:03] ---**
No, stop it!
**[17:06] ---**
Rei!
**[17:10] ---**
Stop it, now...
**[17:12] ---**
You're pretty mean, you know, Maya!
**[17:16] ---**
Say what you wanna say! I'm
finally going to win today!
**[17:20] ---**
Now, go!
**[17:24] ---**
Stand up, Rei! They're coming!
**[17:39] ---**
This is endless!
**[17:43] ---**
Rei! If you don't do anything, this world
will be infected by the viruses and disappear!
**[17:49] ---**
Is that what you want?!
**[17:53] ---**
Chutaro, Udon, and everything else in this world
will completely disappear from people's mind!
**[18:01] ---**
I never want that to happen!
**[18:04] ---**
Rei, remember! Remember
what we're fighting for!
**[18:11] ---**
What we're... fighting for...
**[18:17] ---**
Udon!
**[18:30] ---**
Udon!
**[18:37] ---**
Are you okay?
**[18:40] ---**
Yes. Why didn't you run from her?
**[18:46] ---**
Udon is my dearest friend.
**[18:50] ---**
I'll protect her no matter what happens!
**[19:07] ---**
To protect the ones you love...
**[19:22] ---**
Now, little viruses, it's
about time to end it all!
**[19:33] ---**
I'm sorry for taking so long.
**[19:36] ---**
Rei!
**[19:38] ---**
I'm okay, now.
**[19:40] ---**
I remembered it.
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, the tsundere girl is back, huh?
The other you was cuter.
**[19:54] ---**
Either way. This world is going
to disappear completely anyway!
**[20:00] ---**
I won't let you!
**[20:06] ---**
I... adore them.
**[20:14] ---**
I won't let you... make them go away!
**[20:26] ---**
The tsundere girl is fearsome!
**[20:38] ---**
Udon!
**[20:40] ---**
Chutaro!
**[20:44] ---**
Now everyone's back to normal!
**[20:47] ---**
You know, Izumi...
**[20:50] ---**
Huh?
**[20:52] ---**
I used to have it, too. The Chutaro lunchbox.
**[20:58] ---**
Wow...
**[21:01] ---**
Oh, by the way, where's Nejiusa?
**[21:07] ---**
Help me! I'm not tasty! No!
**[21:20] ---**
Ah, the salami bread with cream
and banana is pretty good!
**[21:25] ---**
Oh, the transceiver by Dengeki
Musen! It's an antique!
**[21:29] ---**
Good thing you could buy it!
**[21:30] ---**
Yes, I'm lucky.
**[21:31] ---**
Oh, Rei. You got the same model again?
Yes, I'm lucky.
**[21:32] ---**
GIGUELF
**[21:33] ---**
Oh, Rei. You got the same model again?
**[21:35] ---**
No. This color is a limited edition.
**[21:38] ---**
I see... I guess...
**[21:43] ---**
Man, I'm hungry...
**[22:23] ---**
The world I long for and cherish
**[22:28] ---**
Is always in my heart (here)
**[22:31] ---**
It won't fade
**[22:34] ---**
Days when we laugh till our tears fall
**[22:39] ---**
Or get depressed because of mishaps
**[22:45] ---**
We can help each other face obstacles
**[22:50] ---**
We'll make sure to get it back
**[22:57] ---**
To hopes
**[23:00] ---**
When protecting what we cherish
**[23:06] ---**
Tremendous amounts of
power well up from inside
**[23:12] ---**
Because you're here, I won't give up
**[23:17] ---**
I'll push forward, I decided
**[23:23] ---**
Strong bond "miracle" shines and sparkles
# E7 - Can Fighters Make Lots of Money?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW49NJJY/can-fighters-make-lots-of-money)
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***SIGN*** Enter your name
***SIGN*** Back Finish
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yu
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yui
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yuina
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yui
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yuin
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yuinya
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yuinya Your name is Yuinya, okay?
***SIGN*** Enter your name Yuinya Your name is Yuinya, okay? Yes No
**[01:10] ---**
Why have we become dot pictures?!
**[01:13] ---**
We all have the same face, meow.
**[01:14] ---**
Irina - Yuinya - Saori - Nejiusa
**[01:15] ---**
It's funny we're so square!
**[01:18] ---**
What happened to the production site?
**[01:20] ---**
This is a case where it
looks like they're cutting
**[01:22] ---**
corners but it's actually
more time-consuming...
**[01:25] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[01:29] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[01:32] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[01:35] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[01:37] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:50] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
**[01:56] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
**[02:02] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
**[02:06] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
**[02:09] ---**
Sotto kakaete
**[02:13] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
**[02:18] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
**[02:21] ---**
Saa Start Now!
**[02:24] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte,
Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
**[02:31] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru,
kinou no jibun o koete
**[02:35] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[02:38] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[02:42] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[02:44] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[02:47] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[03:01] ---**
CAN FIGHTERS MAKE LOTS OF MONEY?
**[03:02] ---**
So this is the world inside
the "Quest of Phantasia" game.
**[03:05] ---**
It looks like a classic RPG, meow.
**[03:09] ---**
Wow, I'm so excited!
**[03:12] ---**
Hey, Saori?!
**[03:13] ---**
Wait, Doc!
**[03:17] ---**
This world is about to be
dominated by a fearsome devil.
**[03:23] ---**
I ask you, the legendary heroes,
to defeat the devil and save the world!
**[03:29] ---**
Okay!
**[03:30] ---**
He was looking at our breast size...
**[03:33] ---**
A bad king.
**[03:34] ---**
But we came here to defeat
the virus, not the devil.
**[03:39] ---**
It's okay, it's okay! If I know, Maya...
**[03:42] ---**
She's going to turn the devil into the
mother virus to destroy this world.
**[03:47] ---**
She's probably right.
**[03:49] ---**
That sounds purrcisely like
something Maya would do.
**[03:51] ---**
All right, guys. Let's get to it!
**[03:58] ---**
A tool shop!
**[03:59] ---**
A weapon shop!
**[04:00] ---**
ROOM
**[04:00] ---**
An inn!
**[04:02] ---**
And a church!
**[04:04] ---**
This is an adventure! I can't wait~!
**[04:08] ---**
Doc, have mew played this game before?
**[04:10] ---**
Yep! I love this game!
**[04:13] ---**
Really? I didn't think you would.
**[04:15] ---**
Huh?
**[04:15] ---**
I thought you were only interested
in science and inventions.
**[04:19] ---**
That's not true!
**[04:21] ---**
Magic and monsters have no effect
on the law of the conservation
**[04:25] ---**
of energy nor the theory of evolution.
**[04:27] ---**
That makes them VERY interesting!
**[04:32] ---**
That's why... I refuse to
allow this world to disappear!
**[04:38] ---**
All right! I'll do my furry best!
**[04:41] ---**
First, we have to collect information
on the devil's whereabouts.
**[04:45] ---**
Excuse me, but do you
know where the devil is?
**[04:49] ---**
This is the first country,
The Starting Kingdom.
**[04:51] ---**
But where's the devil?
**[04:53] ---**
This is the first country,
The Starting Kingdom.
**[04:56] ---**
I got tha-
**[04:57] ---**
This is the first country,
The Starting Kingdom.
**[04:59] ---**
Damn you! Are you trying to
make fun of me? Just listen!
**[05:01] ---**
Damn you! Are you trying to
make fun of me? Just listen!
**[05:01] ---**
This is the first country,
The Starting Kingdom.
**[05:03] ---**
He's repeating himself.
**[05:03] ---**
Damn you! Are you trying to
make fun of me? Just listen!
**[05:05] ---**
Yes, as that's the basics of RPG.
**[05:09] ---**
Outside of this town there
are a lot of evil spirits.
**[05:12] ---**
If you go west, you'll
reach The Next Village.
**[05:15] ---**
That still doesn't tell us anything!
**[05:17] ---**
I think it means we should mew-ve
over to The Next Village.
**[05:21] ---**
That's right! That's the basics of an RPG!
**[05:24] ---**
Is it?
**[05:26] ---**
It is! Let's go!
**[05:30] ---**
IRINA
LEVEL
**[05:31] ---**
What's this window?
**[05:34] ---**
SAORI
LEVEL
**[05:34] ---**
Of course, it's the basics of RPG!
**[05:37] ---**
YUINYA
LEVEL
**[05:37] ---**
I don't know much about it,
but I know that's a lie.
**[05:40] ---**
Why am I included in this party?!
**[05:40] ---**
NEJIUSA
LEVEL
**[05:45] ---**
Encounter with monsters!
**[05:47] ---**
Wow! Monsters!
**[05:49] ---**
Those are viruses!
**[05:51] ---**
If that's the case...
**[05:53] ---**
We have no reason to hold back, meow!
**[05:55] ---**
Fight/Tactics/Retreat
**[06:02] ---**
Ouch!
**[06:03] ---**
Again?!
**[06:04] ---**
What?!
**[06:05] ---**
What the hell, meow?!
**[06:07] ---**
Attacking all of us three times in a row?
**[06:10] ---**
What ever happened to
the game balance, meow?!
**[06:12] ---**
We should retreat for now!
**[06:13] ---**
No, we can't run away!
**[06:15] ---**
Irina?!
**[06:17] ---**
We're here to defeat the devil, right?
**[06:19] ---**
How can we do that if we don't hold up here?!
**[06:22] ---**
Now is not the time fur
that kind of thinking!
**[06:29] ---**
ALL HEROES CEASED TO EXIST!
**[06:31] ---**
Oh no...
**[06:33] ---**
Oh, you heroes! You all died? What a shame!
**[06:38] ---**
Meow! We should've just run fast, meow!
**[06:41] ---**
R-running away is not an option for heroes!
**[06:44] ---**
Irina, you're fur too stubborn!
**[06:47] ---**
Everyone dying at once so fast.
It doesn't happen very often.
**[06:51] ---**
It's not amewsing at all!
**[06:53] ---**
Calm down, Yuina. We'll just have to redo it
from The Starting Kingdom.
**[06:57] ---**
Not really, meow!
**[06:58] ---**
Because we all died, we only
have half our money, meow!
**[07:05] ---**
SAORI
LEVEL
**[07:05] ---**
It's okay, it's okay!
**[07:07] ---**
We can win if we fight as usual.
**[07:09] ---**
We'll get our money again, too.
**[07:14] ---**
Encounter with monsters!
**[07:14] ---**
See?
**[07:15] ---**
This time, we'll fight without running away!
**[07:17] ---**
I know! Meow, meow, meow!
**[07:22] ---**
Meow?
**[07:25] ---**
Meow?!
**[07:27] ---**
Fire magic, Blaze!
**[07:33] ---**
We made a lot of money, meow!
**[07:35] ---**
Help me!
**[07:36] ---**
Now I can pay for items!
**[07:39] ---**
I can also roll for many gacha items, meow!
**[07:42] ---**
If I can get 10 rolls for 3,000
gold, it's purractically free!
**[07:46] ---**
But "Quest of Phantasia"
is not a pay-to-play game
**[07:47] ---**
and it doesn't have gachas, either.
**[07:53] ---**
So this is The Next Village.
**[07:56] ---**
This is The Next Village.
**[07:58] ---**
Didn't we see him in The
Starting Kingdom, too?
**[08:00] ---**
That's a different person because
he's wearing a different color of clothes.
**[08:03] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[08:08] ---**
What the hell is going on?!
**[08:11] ---**
Hey, Nejiusa?!
**[08:12] ---**
Wh-what are we gonna do?
**[08:15] ---**
An event has occurred!
**[08:19] ---**
Ghosts 'n' Goblins Graveyard
**[08:22] ---**
Help meeeeee!
**[08:28] ---**
Wow, that looks fun!
**[08:34] ---**
Meow! There are so many!
**[08:38] ---**
It's okay, it's okay! Let's go!
**[08:46] ---**
Damn it, I can't jump forward.
**[08:49] ---**
And my torches can't reach them, either!
**[08:54] ---**
Why is this a side-scroller now?!
**[08:58] ---**
Meow!
**[09:01] ---**
What's going on?!
**[09:03] ---**
You two follow me!
**[09:08] ---**
Let me take care of this purroblem!
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, no Yuina!
**[09:13] ---**
You deal with me!
**[09:21] ---**
Okay, right there!
**[09:27] ---**
I did it... I did it!
**[09:31] ---**
Oops...
**[09:35] ---**
We died again, meow...
**[09:37] ---**
Sorry, Saori.
**[09:39] ---**
It's okay, it's okay!
**[09:40] ---**
We were able to beat them thanks to you guys.
**[09:43] ---**
Doc...
**[09:44] ---**
Saori...
**[09:46] ---**
By the way, we lost our money
because we died again, meow.
**[09:49] ---**
Is that what you're worried about?
**[09:51] ---**
That's not gonna be a big deal!
**[09:53] ---**
But we're not moving forward at all!
**[09:57] ---**
I guess we're not.
**[09:59] ---**
Where are we going next?
**[10:02] ---**
We're going to the Cave of Danger,
but there's something we should do first.
**[10:07] ---**
What is there to do?
**[10:09] ---**
We should save this game!
**[10:12] ---**
Heroes. I will bestow a spell
of resurrection upon you.
**[10:16] ---**
A spell of resurrection?
**[10:18] ---**
It's the password for saving the game.
**[10:21] ---**
Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoperobu...
**[10:21] ---**
IGISHIHERO
**[10:23] ---**
SASABATSUHI
**[10:24] ---**
What is this?!
Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoperobu...
**[10:25] ---**
ONOPEROBU
**[10:25] ---**
Scary, meow!
Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoperobu...
**[10:26] ---**
MAZANAAE
**[10:26] ---**
Mazanaae hirorapane...
**[10:27] ---**
It does sound scary when he says it out loud.
Mazanaae hirorapane...
**[10:27] ---**
HIRORAPANE
**[10:50] ---**
I can't see anything, meow.
**[10:52] ---**
This is the perfect time for...
**[10:54] ---**
Saori's special universal torch~!
**[11:00] ---**
Wow!
**[11:01] ---**
Is this the torch from the
Ghosts 'n Goblins Graveyard?
**[11:04] ---**
Yep! I modified it by amplifying
only the light energy to diffuse it!
**[11:10] ---**
It's actually very useful.
**[11:12] ---**
Meow?! There's a treasure box, meow!
**[11:18] ---**
Irina is confused!
**[11:19] ---**
Irina is confused!
Yuinya is confused!
**[11:20] ---**
Yuinya is confused!
Saori is confused!
**[11:21] ---**
Saori is confused!
Nejiusa is confused!
**[11:26] ---**
ALL HEROES CEASED TO EXIST!
**[11:30] ---**
We all died thanks to you
opening the box without caution!
**[11:33] ---**
Who doesn't open a treasure box
when they see it, meow?!
**[11:36] ---**
You should be more careful!
**[11:37] ---**
More importantly, we lost our money again.
**[11:40] ---**
We're going to be bankrupt, meow!
**[11:43] ---**
I see. This is where we're supposed
to chant the spell of resurrection!
**[11:47] ---**
The spell of resurrection? Oh, that?
**[11:50] ---**
I don't remember it at all.
**[11:52] ---**
It's okay, it's okay! Well...
**[11:56] ---**
Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoberobu mazanaae...
**[11:56] ---**
IGISHIHERO
**[11:56] ---**
SASABATSUHI
**[11:57] ---**
ONOBEROBU
**[11:58] ---**
MAZANAAE
**[11:59] ---**
HIRORAPANE
**[12:00] ---**
hirorapane!
**[12:03] ---**
Whoa!
**[12:04] ---**
Great job, Doc!
**[12:08] ---**
The spell is incorrect.
**[12:11] ---**
It's incorrect.
**[12:12] ---**
Nyabahirabe ochikabunya!
**[12:14] ---**
The spell is incorrect.
**[12:15] ---**
That's just random, isn't it?!
**[12:16] ---**
Man! Get more serious guys!
**[12:34] ---**
I think we're almost at the exit.
**[12:37] ---**
Doing it all over again from
The Starting Kingdom was appawling...
**[12:41] ---**
But since we've done it so many times,
it went by pretty easily.
**[12:46] ---**
You look like you're enjoying this, Saori.
**[12:48] ---**
Yeah! Because we got to
have lots of adventures!
**[12:52] ---**
She's too positive, meow...
**[12:58] ---**
Meow! Run!
**[13:00] ---**
Irina?!
**[13:01] ---**
I'll stop them here!
**[13:03] ---**
Go, quickly!
**[13:04] ---**
Okay.
**[13:05] ---**
No, I got between them!
I don't want us to all die again, meow!
**[13:09] ---**
Wh-wh-what do we do?!
**[13:11] ---**
Everybody get down! Saori's
special universal torch!
**[13:16] ---**
Breaking the critical point!
**[13:25] ---**
I'm glad it went well!
**[13:27] ---**
Thank God...
**[13:29] ---**
I'm so tired, meow...
**[13:31] ---**
Irina leveled up!
**[13:33] ---**
Irina leveled up!
Yuinya leveled up!
**[13:34] ---**
Yuinya leveled up!
Saori leveled up!
**[13:36] ---**
Saori leveled up!
Nejiusa stayed the same.
**[13:37] ---**
I'm a mascot character so
that couldn't be helped.
**[13:40] ---**
Wow, this is great! We've all leveled up!
**[13:43] ---**
I don't care about that right meow...
**[13:45] ---**
Oh, look!
**[13:52] ---**
It's so soft.
**[13:55] ---**
This is purrfection...
**[13:58] ---**
Get a lot of rest. We'll be heading
to the devil's castle tomorrow.
**[14:03] ---**
It'll be a piece of cake as
long as we got Doc on our side.
**[14:07] ---**
True. I'm glad Saori is with us.
**[14:10] ---**
We're going to work our way
to the devil's castle tomorrow!
**[14:14] ---**
Yeah...
**[14:15] ---**
Goodnight.
**[14:26] ---**
Uh, where's Saori?
**[14:28] ---**
What? I haven't seen her yet.
**[14:30] ---**
Hmm?
**[14:32] ---**
Doc?
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, there you are Doc. We finally found you.
**[14:42] ---**
We're about to leave.
**[14:44] ---**
Okay...
**[14:48] ---**
It's a piece of cake, meow!
**[14:50] ---**
Don't lower your guard!
**[14:52] ---**
Monster... Unknown creatures...
**[14:56] ---**
Saori?
**[15:00] ---**
If we defeat them, the unknown bacteria
within their body will be released...
**[15:05] ---**
Are you all right?
**[15:06] ---**
Yikes! A strange, horrifying disease
will spread out in the world and we'll all die!
**[15:13] ---**
What's wrong with Saori?
**[15:15] ---**
I think I've heard about this befur.
**[15:17] ---**
Do you know something, Yuina?
**[15:19] ---**
Just one day in a month,
Doc becomes very negative.
**[15:24] ---**
What?!
**[15:29] ---**
Doc, we'll use magic to attack!
**[15:32] ---**
Magic... Magic can twist the laws of physics.
**[15:37] ---**
Because of its effect, the whole
world will ceased to exist.
**[15:39] ---**
What the hell are you talking about, Saori?!
**[15:39] ---**
Because of its effect, the whole
world will ceased to exist.
**[15:39] ---**
What the hell are you talking about, Saori?!
**[15:41] ---**
This poisoned swamp will continue to spread
until it takes over the whole world...
**[15:45] ---**
Saori!
This poisoned swamp will continue to spread
until it takes over the whole world...
**[15:45] ---**
This poisoned swamp will continue to spread
until it takes over the whole world...
**[15:46] ---**
Take her hand quick!
Just come out of there!
**[15:46] ---**
And everyone will ceased to exist...
**[15:49] ---**
Whatever happens, the
world will cease to exist.
**[15:51] ---**
So rough!
**[15:59] ---**
Hey guys... that's the devil's castle!
**[16:05] ---**
This is it... We won't be able to defeat the devil,
and the world will cease to exist.
**[16:11] ---**
Saori...
**[16:12] ---**
Doc...
**[16:14] ---**
It's all right. Don't worry, Saori.
**[16:17] ---**
Yeah, it'll be fine, meow!
**[16:19] ---**
Guys...!
**[16:31] ---**
I commend you for making it here.
**[16:36] ---**
I am the devil.
**[16:38] ---**
If you join under my power, I'll
give you half of the world.
**[16:44] ---**
What do you say?
**[16:45] ---**
No way, meow!
No!
**[16:48] ---**
I see...
**[16:50] ---**
Then you should just cease to exist!
**[17:00] ---**
You stupid humans!
**[17:02] ---**
Take this!
**[17:04] ---**
The maximum fire magic, Super Blaze!
**[17:12] ---**
No way!
**[17:15] ---**
Saori?!
**[17:16] ---**
Doc?!
**[17:20] ---**
Meowch! Meowch!
**[17:22] ---**
I'll make an example of you and execute you!
**[17:30] ---**
What's that...?
**[17:36] ---**
It suits you well, humans.
**[17:40] ---**
Damn it!
**[17:41] ---**
Meow! Let us go, right meow!
**[17:45] ---**
You can try all you want!
**[17:50] ---**
What's that?
**[17:54] ---**
I came to rescue you!
**[17:56] ---**
Saori!
**[17:57] ---**
Doc!
**[17:58] ---**
In my right hand is the
maximum ice magic, Super Freeze!
**[18:02] ---**
And in my left hand is the
maximum fire magic, Super Blaze!
**[18:07] ---**
Fire!
**[18:10] ---**
It's hot and cold!
**[18:15] ---**
Good morning, guys!
**[18:16] ---**
You're back to normal, Saori!
**[18:18] ---**
What do you mean?
**[18:19] ---**
It means a day has passed, meow!
**[18:21] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[18:23] ---**
She doesn't realize how she was acting.
**[18:26] ---**
What impudence! No matter
what you do, it's pointless!
**[18:32] ---**
We're the ones who'll win!
**[18:34] ---**
Fools!
**[18:36] ---**
Explosive Fist of Cat!
**[18:39] ---**
Magic repellant and devil killer!
Polar Star Sword of Thunder!
**[18:43] ---**
Super electric magic, Rumble Flash!
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, wait a minute! One after another?!
**[18:54] ---**
Yes, we did it!
**[18:57] ---**
"We did it!"? Damn you, I'm really pissed!
**[19:02] ---**
TRANSFORMATION!
**[19:10] ---**
That's his true appearance. Cool!
**[19:12] ---**
It's pretty common...
**[19:17] ---**
Super Blaze!
**[19:34] ---**
What should we do? What should we do?
**[19:37] ---**
I know, memorial change!
**[19:39] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:43] ---**
I furgot all about that!
**[19:47] ---**
Here we go!
**[20:05] ---**
They told me I was gonna be a regular.
**[20:08] ---**
Oh no!
**[20:14] ---**
We defeated him!
**[20:16] ---**
You all did great!
**[20:18] ---**
Thank goodness Saori came.
**[20:21] ---**
You're the best hero, meow!
**[20:24] ---**
I really enjoyed having
an adventure with you all!
**[20:29] ---**
Yeah, me too!
**[20:32] ---**
I had fun, too, meow!
**[20:40] ---**
The main character has finally appeared!
**[20:41] ---**
Go on!
**[20:43] ---**
H-huh?
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, hey! Are you kidding?!
This is all I get?! No close-up?!
***SIGN*** Now planning a new event We're looking for ideas.
# E8 - A Showdown! It's a Food Battle!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJ183V6/a-showdown-its-a-food-battle)
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**[00:02] ---**
Ah, that dog was so cute!
**[00:06] ---**
The way you patted it all over its body.
You almost looked geeky.
**[00:09] ---**
Hey, Izumi. Don't make
it sound so suspicious.
**[00:13] ---**
I wish we could keep a dog at the shop, too.
**[00:16] ---**
Well, that might be difficult.
**[00:25] ---**
Man, what a boring city.
**[00:29] ---**
A place like this should
just disappear already.
**[00:38] ---**
Good morning!
**[00:40] ---**
Oh, where's everyone?
**[00:57] ---**
NOOO!
**[01:00] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[01:03] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[01:07] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[01:09] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[01:11] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:24] ---**
The unknown road, taking the first step
**[01:31] ---**
That courage brings new encounters
**[01:36] ---**
When the door connecting the
worlds opens, let's move forward
**[01:40] ---**
Tenderly holding the precious memories
**[01:44] ---**
Of the day we promised each other
**[01:47] ---**
When you get lost, stretch big
**[01:52] ---**
And feel the new wind
**[01:55] ---**
Okay, Start Now!
**[01:58] ---**
Because I have something
to believe in and protect
**[02:05] ---**
I can be strong, stronger
than myself yesterday
**[02:10] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[02:12] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[02:16] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[02:19] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[02:21] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:30] ---**
A SHOWDOWN! IT'S A FOOD BATTLE!
**[02:36] ---**
Geez, Nao! You scared us!
You were practicing cooking?
**[02:41] ---**
Yeah. We have a cooking
class at school next week,
**[02:45] ---**
so they were teaching me some things,
but I can't do anything right.
**[02:49] ---**
Practice makes perfect in cooking.
**[02:52] ---**
Come on, Nao. Let's do it again.
**[02:59] ---**
All right. I can do it...
**[03:05] ---**
Calm down, Nao!
**[03:08] ---**
Don't be so nervous.
**[03:09] ---**
You're kinda scary, Nao.
**[03:12] ---**
You need to relax.
**[03:15] ---**
OOOOH YEAH!
**[03:19] ---**
Oh, Izumi! My bad!
**[03:21] ---**
Hey, Nao, look what you did!
**[03:23] ---**
Nao.
**[03:25] ---**
Cooking isn't about strength.
It's about heart.
**[03:27] ---**
It's important to have
the tender mind to think
**[03:30] ---**
about the people who will
be eating your food.
**[03:34] ---**
Heart rather than strength.
**[03:37] ---**
Man, that's what I'm bad at the most!
**[03:42] ---**
Don't give up yet. You can do it.
Let's start over from the beginning.
**[03:49] ---**
My apawlogies for being late.
**[03:51] ---**
I was helping a high school girl
who got caught in a spider web.
**[03:56] ---**
Nejiusa?
**[04:00] ---**
What are you doing, meow?
**[04:01] ---**
N-nothing. I'm not sneaking
to eat the food or anything!
**[04:04] ---**
Wow, it looks purrtty tasty!
**[04:06] ---**
Are they trying to create a new men-mew?
**[04:08] ---**
Th-they must be.
**[04:10] ---**
I see, I see. If that's the case...
**[04:14] ---**
we should taste it, meow!
**[04:16] ---**
Yuina. You're bad, aren't you?
**[04:27] ---**
You can't just add spices on a whim, Nao.
**[04:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:39] ---**
Yuina? Nejiusa?
**[04:42] ---**
Yuina? Yuina?! Wake up!
**[04:45] ---**
Oh... my dead grandma is
calling my name, meow...
**[04:48] ---**
Goodbye...
**[04:50] ---**
Nejiusa?! NEJIUSAAAA!
**[04:58] ---**
The world is still spinning...
**[05:01] ---**
Sorry... Are you all right?
**[05:04] ---**
I never imagined that it
would be so apawling...
**[05:07] ---**
It's your fault too, Nejiusa and Yuina.
**[05:09] ---**
You guys were picking on the food secretly.
**[05:12] ---**
Maybe I'm really not made for cooking.
**[05:16] ---**
I'm not handy and too rough.
**[05:19] ---**
I don't have any girly
characteristics inside me.
**[05:23] ---**
That's not true.
**[05:27] ---**
You're very popular among our customers.
**[05:32] ---**
THE INTERACTIVE NOTEBOOK
***SIGN*** Nao's smile always gives me energy. I'll be back! The coffee was great! I drew Nao Does it look like her? Today's coffee was like this.
**[05:33] ---**
Wow! There's so much about you in here!
**[05:36] ---**
R-really? Me?
**[05:39] ---**
I've been asked about your name a few times.
**[05:42] ---**
You play sports, so you have a great physique.
People wish they looked like you.
**[05:47] ---**
And short hair is popular, too, meow.
At this shop, Rei and Nao are the top two, meow!
**[05:53] ---**
What, really?
**[05:55] ---**
Nao, you ARE a cute girl,
so have more confidence in yourself.
**[06:05] ---**
E-everything you're saying
makes me so embarrassed...
**[06:12] ---**
But I'm happy to learn that
people think I'm cute.
**[06:16] ---**
Oh, I should be cooking the next dish now!
**[06:26] ---**
Wh-wh-wh-wh-what just happened?!
**[06:28] ---**
Nao was just acting like a very girly girl!
**[06:30] ---**
Did she eat something weird?!
**[06:33] ---**
I've never seen her like that.
**[06:36] ---**
That was cute.
**[06:37] ---**
The more Nao gets treated like a girl,
the more she starts to act like one.
**[06:43] ---**
I-I had no idea.
**[06:48] ---**
She's not used to being treated like a girl,
so when people commend her,
**[06:49] ---**
She's not used to being treated like a girl,
so when people commend her,
**[06:49] ---**
Get tasty, get tasty!
**[06:51] ---**
she gets excited and goes into a girly mode.
**[06:51] ---**
Get tasty, get tasty!
**[06:53] ---**
she gets excited and goes into a girly mode.
**[06:55] ---**
I see.
**[06:56] ---**
That's cute.
**[07:00] ---**
Sorry about the wait. Here it is!
**[07:04] ---**
Wow...!
**[07:06] ---**
The problem is the taste.
**[07:08] ---**
L-let's have it then, meow...
**[07:12] ---**
Gulp.
**[07:18] ---**
Munch.
**[07:20] ---**
IT'S DELICIOUS, MEOW!
**[07:24] ---**
Seriously, it's purrfect!
**[07:27] ---**
Thank goodness! I'm glad you like it.
**[07:30] ---**
Well, let me see.
**[07:34] ---**
It's good!
**[07:35] ---**
Really?
**[07:36] ---**
Yeah, I'm telling you the
truth! It's very good!
**[07:38] ---**
She will have no problem
in the cooking class!
**[07:41] ---**
Actually...
**[07:45] ---**
Oh?! Am I...
**[07:48] ---**
Oh, it's gone again.
**[07:49] ---**
Just like that, Nao's "girly
mode" doesn't last so long.
**[07:50] ---**
Just like that, Nao's "girly
mode" doesn't last so long.
**[07:53] ---**
What triggers her to go back?
**[07:55] ---**
It's...
**[07:57] ---**
Guys! Look at that!
**[08:00] ---**
A virus!
**[08:01] ---**
Which one this time?!
**[08:03] ---**
The Foodmaster?
**[08:05] ---**
The main character is the so-called Foodmaster
running a small restaurant,
**[08:09] ---**
and he has food battles
in this gourmet manga!
**[08:12] ---**
The extraordinary action scenes
in the anime version made it popular!
**[08:16] ---**
Is this fitting or what?
**[08:20] ---**
Okay! Let's do it again!
**[08:22] ---**
Ayaka, Minami, let's go!
**[08:24] ---**
Roger.
**[08:25] ---**
I think it's going to be very predictable.
**[08:34] ---**
So this is the world of "The Foodmaster."
**[08:38] ---**
It's a very quiet town.
**[08:41] ---**
All the shutters are closed.
**[08:45] ---**
Is that it?
**[08:50] ---**
MEDAMA RESTAURANT
**[08:51] ---**
This is the restaurant of the Foodmaster.
**[08:53] ---**
MEDAMA RESTAURANT
Open for business
**[08:57] ---**
Wow, it's so old!
**[08:59] ---**
I'd never wanna eat the food
from such a restaurant.
**[09:03] ---**
I can hear you all!
**[09:07] ---**
Wh-what are you doing?!
**[09:10] ---**
I can't stand people who criticize my cooking
without even tasting it!
**[09:14] ---**
First you gotta try my food!
**[09:17] ---**
Wh-who's that?
**[09:19] ---**
He's the Foodmaster!
**[09:21] ---**
What are you talking to each other about?!
Go home if you're not gonna eat!
**[09:25] ---**
Let's go.
**[09:26] ---**
I guess we'll have to.
**[09:28] ---**
He's probably just a big
mouth with no skills!
**[09:34] ---**
Man, that was delicious~!
**[09:37] ---**
It's like what they say,
"A man in rags hides a heart of gold."
**[09:41] ---**
Look how quickly your opinion changed...
**[09:43] ---**
As long as he knows, no problem.
**[09:45] ---**
You have such great food,
but there are no customers.
**[09:51] ---**
We didn't see anyone at all
on the shopping street, either.
**[09:55] ---**
It's been like this since
that strange woman showed up!
**[09:57] ---**
She had strange creatures
and destroyed shop after shop in this town.
**[10:02] ---**
A strange woman...
All the other shops went down, but I'm not giving in!
**[10:04] ---**
With strange creatures...
All the other shops went down, but I'm not giving in!
**[10:06] ---**
I'll protect this restaurant no matter what!
**[10:06] ---**
Could it be...?
I'll protect this restaurant no matter what!
**[10:07] ---**
I'll protect this restaurant no matter what!
**[10:14] ---**
You're still in business?
**[10:15] ---**
Okayama! You came again!
**[10:18] ---**
Who's that?
**[10:18] ---**
He's a gourmet reporter
and Foodmaster's rival, Okayama.
**[10:25] ---**
I'll have an order of katsudon.
**[10:29] ---**
Coming right up.
**[10:30] ---**
This is how their food battle begins.
**[10:39] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[10:51] ---**
This katsudon is crap. I can't eat this.
**[10:54] ---**
There you go again! You always come here
to interfere with my business!
**[10:57] ---**
You're losing the skills of Foodmaster.
**[10:59] ---**
Listen to me!
**[11:01] ---**
Okayama is a popular character who goes to different
restaurants and acts so confrontational like this.
**[11:01] ---**
It's too rich and overdone.
**[11:05] ---**
Grrr....
**[11:06] ---**
These girls here can cook
much better than this!
**[11:07] ---**
He's a pain in the ass.
**[11:08] ---**
These girls here can cook
much better than this!
**[11:11] ---**
Why don't you try?
**[11:17] ---**
Let me correct what I said earlier...
**[11:19] ---**
This tastes just as terrible.
**[11:21] ---**
What?!
**[11:22] ---**
What's terrible is your sense of taste!
**[11:24] ---**
Sorry about the wait.
**[11:33] ---**
Zero points for presentation.
**[11:43] ---**
This is delicious! Too good! What is this?!
I can't put my chopsticks down!
**[11:47] ---**
What the hell happened?!
**[11:48] ---**
Is this because of our training?!
**[11:49] ---**
I'm so impressed. Nao has
turned into a great cook.
**[11:55] ---**
It was very good.
**[11:59] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:01] ---**
I should be the one thanking you.
**[12:02] ---**
Huh?
**[12:03] ---**
I met a wonderful woman
like you. I'm a happy man.
**[12:16] ---**
Please come again!
**[12:18] ---**
Oh, she went into girly mode again.
**[12:24] ---**
This is the last day of this
restaurant! Be ready for that!
**[12:34] ---**
M-Maya...
**[12:37] ---**
With this shopping street gone,
**[12:40] ---**
it's as good as this manga's
world being destroyed!
**[12:43] ---**
Go on, little viruses! Get them!
**[12:47] ---**
Memorial Change!
**[13:07] ---**
No, please don't come here!
**[13:11] ---**
Maya! That's as far as you go!
**[13:13] ---**
We won't let you do
whatever you want anymore!
**[13:15] ---**
Th-they're right...
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, you girls came again?
**[13:19] ---**
Well what about you?!
**[13:21] ---**
You lose every time we fight,
but you still can't give up and show yourself again.
**[13:25] ---**
You really don't learn, do you?
**[13:27] ---**
Shut up!
**[13:30] ---**
Well, taking the theme of this series,
how about we have a food battle?!
**[13:36] ---**
A food battle?
**[13:37] ---**
We make the same dish
and compete to decide whose is more delicious.
**[13:41] ---**
How does that sound?
**[13:42] ---**
And if we win, you'll
leave without complaining.
**[13:45] ---**
Of course. But if I win...
this world will be mine.
**[13:52] ---**
Fine. Let's do a food battle!
**[13:54] ---**
All right! If we're gonna have a food battle,
let me handle it!
**[13:57] ---**
Get back! I know who I'm fighting against!
**[14:01] ---**
You! The boyish one!
**[14:04] ---**
HUH?!
**[14:05] ---**
I've already researched and found
that the boyish girl is a terrible cook.
**[14:10] ---**
This is gonna be an easy win!
**[14:12] ---**
N-no way. I can't do this!
**[14:15] ---**
Don't worry. You can win now, Nao!
**[14:18] ---**
Maya doesn't know about your girly mode.
That's why she picked you.
**[14:23] ---**
B-but I'm....
**[14:25] ---**
Be confident. We guarantee
your cooking skills.
**[14:29] ---**
Give it all you got!
**[14:34] ---**
Now! The food battle has
started almost too forcefully!
**[14:38] ---**
The fate of this world
depends on this battle.
**[14:41] ---**
Who's going to win, Nao or Maya?!
**[14:44] ---**
A play-by-play coverage will
be done by me, Nejiusa!
**[14:47] ---**
And joining me is commentator
and judge, Okayama!
**[14:50] ---**
A pleasure.
**[14:52] ---**
So Okayama. So far, what do you think
of Maya's movements?
**[14:57] ---**
Splendid.
**[14:59] ---**
It's probably thanks to having
a single life for a long time.
**[15:01] ---**
Shut your mouth!
**[15:03] ---**
On the other hand, what do think of Nao?
**[15:05] ---**
Very good. No unnecessary moves,
just delicate and elegant,
**[15:08] ---**
like a traditional Japanese woman.
**[15:10] ---**
N-no way, you're embarrassing me!
**[15:14] ---**
H-hey what's going on?
**[15:17] ---**
I thought that tomboyish
girl couldn't cook well!
**[15:19] ---**
What's with her cutting skills?!
**[15:22] ---**
This is bad. At this rate, I could lose.
**[15:25] ---**
It looks like we're gonna win.
**[15:27] ---**
As long as Nao is in her girly mode,
we have nothing to worry about.
**[15:31] ---**
Huh?
**[15:33] ---**
Nao, behind you!
**[15:37] ---**
Whoa! All the viruses have started
to attack Nao all at once!
**[15:42] ---**
What happened to the food battle?!
**[15:44] ---**
She's not an old woman
wearing pumps for nothing.
**[15:45] ---**
She'll do anything to wi-
**[15:46] ---**
That's rude! I'm still in my 20s!
**[15:48] ---**
Nao!
**[15:53] ---**
Are you all right?!
**[15:54] ---**
Y-yes.
**[15:56] ---**
Maya, you're such a cheater!
**[15:59] ---**
Isn't this supposed to
be a one-on-one battle?
**[16:01] ---**
Well yeah, the food battle is,
but I don't care what happens outside of it.
**[16:06] ---**
Go on, interrupt her!
**[16:11] ---**
S-so many are coming now!
**[16:14] ---**
Nao, let us deal with them!
**[16:17] ---**
You focus on cooking!
**[16:26] ---**
I'm sorry, but I'm too
scared. I can't cook well.
**[16:31] ---**
You'll be fine! Just cook as you always do!
**[16:34] ---**
That's right, Nao! Relax
and take a deep breath!
**[16:37] ---**
O-okay.
**[16:41] ---**
Oh no! Don't relax!
**[16:42] ---**
What?
**[16:49] ---**
Whoa! Wh-what is this? What's going on?!
**[16:53] ---**
Nao comes out of her girly
mode when she relaxes.
**[16:57] ---**
What?!
**[17:01] ---**
I'm not quite sure what's going on,
but she looks like the usual tomboyish girl now!
**[17:05] ---**
This battle is mine now!
**[17:07] ---**
Nao, at this point, you have to cook.
**[17:11] ---**
What?!
**[17:12] ---**
We taught you how to make curry.
Remember and you can do it!
**[17:16] ---**
B-but I... I can't...
**[17:20] ---**
The fate of this world
depends on your cooking!
**[17:24] ---**
Please, Nao!
**[17:33] ---**
I'll try!
**[17:37] ---**
Relax your muscles
when you hold a knife and just slide it...
**[17:42] ---**
Cook the onion slowly until it turns brown,
but do not burn it...
**[17:48] ---**
Start boiling with the roughest vegetables,
and carefully remove the scum.
**[17:53] ---**
Th-this isn't looking good.
She's not bad at all.
**[18:02] ---**
Time's up! Now, the judging time!
**[18:08] ---**
First is Maya's curry!
**[18:15] ---**
Go ahead and have some.
**[18:21] ---**
A black curry?! What's this?!
**[18:23] ---**
It's my special virus curry!
**[18:26] ---**
"Virus curry"?!
**[18:27] ---**
That's a terrible name.
**[18:29] ---**
I'd lose my appetite.
**[18:31] ---**
All right then... I shall have it.
**[18:40] ---**
Th-this curry!
**[18:42] ---**
What is it...?
**[18:45] ---**
My hand automatically brings
curry into my mouth,
**[18:46] ---**
Wow, what happened to Okayama?!
**[18:48] ---**
like I'm under a magic spell.
**[18:49] ---**
He's digging into that curry,
like he's high or something!
**[18:50] ---**
I can't stop moving my spoon...
**[18:52] ---**
Is it really that good?!
**[18:56] ---**
That's my curry! I'm the queen!
Yes, the Queen of Curry!
**[19:02] ---**
Look at Okayama's reaction.
**[19:05] ---**
Maybe Maya put in some kind of potion.
**[19:08] ---**
What?! Nao...
**[19:15] ---**
I can't stop eating. Yum, yum, yum...
**[19:20] ---**
Yum... yum... yum...
Here's my curry. Please.
**[19:26] ---**
That looks VERY ordinary...
**[19:29] ---**
I won.
**[19:30] ---**
Yum...
Try it.
**[19:37] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:38] ---**
How dare you...?
**[19:40] ---**
How dare you make me eat this?!
**[19:43] ---**
This... This is...
**[19:46] ---**
SOOO GOOD!
**[19:53] ---**
Such deep flavor!
**[19:56] ---**
The spiciness, sweetness,
depth, and bitterness...
**[19:59] ---**
All the flavors are in perfect harmony!
**[20:03] ---**
Oh, I want to stay dipped in
this sea of curry forever!
**[20:07] ---**
The ingredients are perfect, too!
**[20:09] ---**
They truly synchronize with the curry,
as if they're dancing inside my mouth!
**[20:18] ---**
This is THE ultimate curry!
Thank you! It was great!
**[20:23] ---**
Wow, I just did my best to please everyone.
**[20:28] ---**
That thought made a miracle happen.
This is above ultimate.
**[20:33] ---**
This is a miracle curry.
**[20:35] ---**
"A miracle curry"...
**[20:47] ---**
Congratulations! You're the winner!
**[20:49] ---**
What a surprise!
**[20:50] ---**
Great job, Nao!
Nao, who thinks she's bad at cooking, won the battle!
**[20:52] ---**
A miracle curry, huh? I better work on my skills too!
This is truly a miracle!
**[20:56] ---**
Wait a minute! There must be a mistake!
**[20:59] ---**
How can she beat my curry?!
**[21:15] ---**
If I get serious about cooking,
I can get boys to fall for me!
**[21:30] ---**
How can Okayama say Nao's curry is good
when it made Maya so sick and crazy?
**[21:36] ---**
What does it mean?
**[21:38] ---**
Maybe because of the virus, people in this world
had a strange sense of taste.
**[21:44] ---**
That would mean that
Nao's cooking is still...
**[21:47] ---**
Wow, so my curry's that good, huh?
**[21:52] ---**
Maybe we should keep our mouths shut.
**[21:55] ---**
Ayaka! Minami! Cooking is so fun!
**[21:59] ---**
Teach me more, okay?
**[22:02] ---**
S-sure.
**[22:04] ---**
My pleasure...
**[22:23] ---**
The world I long for and cherish
**[22:28] ---**
Is always in my heart (here)
**[22:31] ---**
It won't fade
**[22:34] ---**
Days when we laugh till our tears fall
**[22:39] ---**
Or get depressed because of mishaps
**[22:45] ---**
We can help each other face obstacles
**[22:50] ---**
We'll make sure to get it back
**[22:57] ---**
To hopes
**[23:00] ---**
When protecting what we cherish
**[23:06] ---**
Tremendous amounts of
power well up from inside
**[23:12] ---**
Because you're here, I won't give up
**[23:17] ---**
I'll push forward, I decided
**[23:23] ---**
Strong bond "miracle" shines and sparkles
# E9 - Let's Become the Masters of Romance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE10G3R/lets-become-the-masters-of-romance)
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**[00:10] ---**
Thank you for coming, Sakura.
**[00:13] ---**
Sure.
**[00:17] ---**
Today's our last day at this school.
**[00:20] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[00:22] ---**
But will you be by my side
even after today, Sakura?
**[00:30] ---**
Well, you know...
**[00:35] ---**
I'm sorry, Kaoruko!
**[00:37] ---**
Huh?!
**[00:38] ---**
I mean, you're kind of selfish.
**[00:40] ---**
You don't understand how girls think.
**[00:44] ---**
You know everything about my schedule
and give me strange gifts.
**[00:48] ---**
You try to solve all problems with money.
**[00:50] ---**
So... have a nice life!
**[00:52] ---**
Huh?! No, no, no. Hey!
**[01:02] ---**
Wh-why?!
**[01:04] ---**
Hmm? What's wrong, Kaoruko?
**[01:08] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[01:11] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[01:14] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[01:17] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[01:19] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:32] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
**[01:38] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
**[01:44] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
**[01:48] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
**[01:51] ---**
Sotto kakaete
**[01:55] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
**[02:00] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
**[02:03] ---**
Saa Start Now!
**[02:06] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte,
Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
**[02:13] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru,
kinou no jibun o koete
**[02:17] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[02:20] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[02:24] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[02:26] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[02:29] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:39] ---**
EVENT DAY TODAY!
Please stop by!
**[02:41] ---**
EVENT DAY TODAY!
Please stop by!
LET'S BECOME THE MASTERS OF ROMANCE
**[02:42] ---**
You got "I'm sorry" at
the end again, Kaoruko.
**[02:42] ---**
LET'S BECOME THE MASTERS OF ROMANCE
**[02:45] ---**
You two should be working.
**[02:47] ---**
Why? We have no customers, as usual.
**[02:50] ---**
Always act as if you're in a battlefield.
You should always be ready for customers.
**[02:55] ---**
But knowing what kind of
games we carry at the shop
**[02:58] ---**
is also a very important
job of ours, I think.
**[03:01] ---**
So which game is it?
**[03:04] ---**
Well, this one!
**[03:06] ---**
A dating simulation?
**[03:06] ---**
Romance
Survivor
**[03:09] ---**
Supposedly. But all the girls hate Kaoruko
and she ends up being told "I'm sorry,"
**[03:15] ---**
under the legendary tree
before the game ends.
**[03:17] ---**
What? Isn't that what
they call "a bad ending"?
**[03:21] ---**
Oh yeah? But she gets "I'm sorry"
from all the characters she hit on.
**[03:26] ---**
I see. She must have chosen
strange actions to take.
**[03:30] ---**
I did not!
**[03:32] ---**
KAORUKO: Then I'll hire a
bodyguard to accompany us.
**[03:32] ---**
It's common sense to bring
a bodyguard on a date.
**[03:35] ---**
I can't help leaving the
site to look for an AED.
**[03:35] ---**
Note: AED - Automated External Defibrillator.
KAORUKO: Where is there an AED?!
**[03:39] ---**
KAORUKO: Wow! I can't believe your scores!
**[03:39] ---**
If she's bad at studying,
giving her a tutor is a must-do thing!
**[03:45] ---**
She's not wrong, but it's all bad choices.
**[03:47] ---**
So sad.
**[03:50] ---**
Wow, I didn't know you sucked
at something, Kaoruko.
**[03:57] ---**
No... I can't...
**[03:58] ---**
Kaoruko?
No... I can't...
**[03:59] ---**
No... I can't...
**[04:01] ---**
I'm sorry... but I don't feel... very well.
**[04:05] ---**
So I'd like to... go home early.
**[04:08] ---**
Okay. Be careful.
**[04:10] ---**
Take care.
**[04:13] ---**
Impossible. I must be perfect at all times.
I should be perfect.
**[04:18] ---**
I can't let this continue!
**[04:21] ---**
There's somewhere I want to
stop by before going home.
**[04:32] ---**
Guys, this shop is dangerous. Be careful.
**[04:34] ---**
Tiger's Swamp
**[04:36] ---**
What kind of shop is it?
**[04:39] ---**
One of the very few remaining places in Akihabara
that has a collection of game software.
**[04:44] ---**
An amateur gamer shouldn't
enter this shop out of sheer curiosity.
**[04:49] ---**
If you go in so casually,
you'll end up seeing Hell...
**[05:17] ---**
Are you looking for something?
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, well... do you work here?
I'm looking for a dating sim...
**[05:26] ---**
Which one?
**[05:26] ---**
Huh? A dating sim...?
**[05:29] ---**
That's why I hate amateurs. Listen.
**[05:31] ---**
Dating simulations have a wide variety
of genres and manufacturers.
**[05:36] ---**
(Sick-sweet), (Tough-sweet),
(Lovey-dovey), (Amateur), (Erotic)
**[05:36] ---**
Yandere, tsundere, ichakora, doujin, eroge,
and the ones targeted to girls like you...
**[05:42] ---**
All in all, there are
countless numbers of them.
**[05:46] ---**
If you just wanna do anything,
you should do the thing with the leaf, key, and fairy.
**[05:47] ---**
People are losing memories
of anime and games,
**[05:50] ---**
but the amount of knowledge he has...
**[05:51] ---**
I think it's called "Something Is Life."
If you wanna talk about romance, do that first.
**[05:52] ---**
He's great.
**[05:54] ---**
All of them.
**[05:55] ---**
Huh? What did you say?
**[05:58] ---**
I'll take all the dating
sims you have in this shop!
**[06:04] ---**
See you.
**[06:06] ---**
Let's go home.
**[06:08] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:09] ---**
We had nothing to do today, as usual.
**[06:14] ---**
Good, I made it in time.
**[06:16] ---**
What's the matter, Kaoruko?
**[06:18] ---**
Well, I forgot something.
I'm sorry, but can I borrow the key?
**[06:24] ---**
No problem, but...
**[06:25] ---**
We can wait for you here.
**[06:27] ---**
No, no, no! Don't worry about
me. I'll lock up for you.
**[06:34] ---**
What's wrong? It's already late.
**[06:37] ---**
I have something I need to
do. Please go ahead and rest.
**[06:42] ---**
Oh, okay. I can help y-
**[06:44] ---**
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
**[06:46] ---**
If you look inside...you
know what will happen.
**[06:50] ---**
Okay...
**[06:57] ---**
Okay, let's do this!
**[07:02] ---**
Are you stupid?
**[07:04] ---**
You're the one that showed me your panties!
**[07:06] ---**
I'll play again!
**[07:09] ---**
The same gift again? You suck.
**[07:13] ---**
You're annoying and creepy!
**[07:15] ---**
You piece of crap!
**[07:23] ---**
It's all thanks to you Kaoruko! Thank you!
**[07:23] ---**
It's all thanks to you, Kaoruko! Thank you.
**[07:27] ---**
I see. I shouldn't overdo things.
**[07:39] ---**
I really like you, Kaoruko!
**[07:42] ---**
I did it! I captured the heart of
the first girl. Let's continue!
**[07:47] ---**
I wanna be with you forever, Kaoruko...
**[07:49] ---**
I'll never forget you...
**[07:54] ---**
I... did it.. I can... finally... finish...
**[08:02] ---**
Can I?
**[08:04] ---**
Wow, really?
**[08:06] ---**
Yes, that's right. Oh? The
sign's out already. Who did it?
**[08:11] ---**
Welco-
**[08:12] ---**
Oh, Chimari and Irina. How do you do?
**[08:16] ---**
You're here early.
**[08:17] ---**
What's going on, Kaoruko?
**[08:18] ---**
I have the key, so naturally
I should be here first.
**[08:23] ---**
Kaoruko, your eyes are all
red! You look pale, too.
**[08:27] ---**
You still don't feel well?
**[08:29] ---**
I-it's nothing. I'm fine!
**[08:36] ---**
An old man is calling me from the other side
of the river of vanilla ice cream...
**[08:40] ---**
It's almost time to open.
**[08:41] ---**
Okay!
**[08:45] ---**
Hmm? What's this?
**[08:48] ---**
Love Love... Legend?
**[08:48] ---**
Love Love Legend
**[08:51] ---**
I've never seen this software.
**[08:53] ---**
Do you think a customer dropped it?
**[08:56] ---**
The best and... ultimate... universal
and aggressive... romance?
**[09:03] ---**
I don't really get it.
**[09:04] ---**
No, I get it pretty well!
**[09:09] ---**
This is a typical dating sim, where a player
takes the role of a male student,
**[09:14] ---**
and tries to hit on the girls he meets
on the way to school.
**[09:17] ---**
It uses a special one-day system,
***SIGN*** Kaoruko Health Politics Data Leadership Attraction Command Intelligence Stress Memory System
**[09:19] ---**
where you play in events during classes
**[09:21] ---**
to gain your favorability rating.
**[09:24] ---**
And after school,
**[09:24] ---**
you'll have a confession
under the legendary cherry blossom tree,
**[09:27] ---**
which will lead to a
shocking end of the story!
**[09:30] ---**
You know so much about it.
**[09:32] ---**
This is only common sense!
**[09:33] ---**
What is a shocking ending like?
**[09:36] ---**
That, you'll have to find
out by actually playing it!
**[09:43] ---**
Can this old PC work?
**[09:45] ---**
This software only works for this type of PC.
**[09:47] ---**
Good thing we had it in storage.
**[09:51] ---**
By the way, are you really okay?
**[09:54] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:56] ---**
We mean, you'll get the
"I'm sorry" ending again.
**[09:58] ---**
How terrible of you to say that!
**[10:00] ---**
I overcame the dating sim swamp,
so there's NO girl who won't fall in love with me!
**[10:05] ---**
Swamp? What swamp?
**[10:07] ---**
Okay, shall we begin?
**[10:14] ---**
Love Love Legend
Dedicating My Last Day to You.
**[10:16] ---**
Hmm?
**[10:17] ---**
Is this an error?
**[10:18] ---**
Is the disc broken?
**[10:23] ---**
No! A virus is spreading
in the world of this game!
**[10:27] ---**
When I'm just about to play...
**[10:30] ---**
They're trying to crash
my bittersweet romance.
**[10:33] ---**
It's unforgivable!
**[10:35] ---**
Irina! Chimari!
**[10:37] ---**
We have to go!
**[10:44] ---**
The school's that way...
**[10:46] ---**
K-Kaoruko!
**[10:48] ---**
What is it, Chimari?
**[10:51] ---**
Look at this...!
**[10:52] ---**
The legendary cherry-blossom tree...
**[10:55] ---**
Is dead...
**[11:03] ---**
If I remember correctly,
this game only lasts for a day, right?
**[11:08] ---**
It should be.
**[11:10] ---**
Making a love confession
here is very surreal.
**[11:13] ---**
This must be due to the virus...
**[11:15] ---**
Damn boys!
**[11:18] ---**
What's that?!
**[11:19] ---**
Is it the virus?
**[11:21] ---**
No, this is a...
**[11:23] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[11:24] ---**
How can he be such an animal?!
**[11:26] ---**
Boys are all trash.
**[11:29] ---**
Depending on such a lowly
creature is an act of fools.
**[11:32] ---**
Today, you will change and try to become
a more independent woman!
**[11:35] ---**
Yes, Big Sis Maya!
**[11:37] ---**
Hey, Maya!
**[11:39] ---**
What have you done to this world?
**[11:42] ---**
Oh, the blondie and her friends.
What are you doing here?
**[11:46] ---**
That's our question to you.
**[11:47] ---**
Nothing special, really.
I was just teaching these girls a bit of reality.
**[11:53] ---**
You know, I HATE this type of
sweet and full-of-crap romance!
**[11:59] ---**
First of all, the true romance... True romance should be...
It should be much tougher than this!
**[12:01] ---**
She's in story-telling mode.
**[12:03] ---**
What do we do?
**[12:04] ---**
It sounds interesting, so let's hear her out.
**[12:07] ---**
I mean, how can you fall in love with someone
by just hitting your shoulders together?
**[12:10] ---**
No way.
**[12:12] ---**
If that's all it takes, then I'll be
hitting people's shoulders every day!
**[12:15] ---**
She's aggressive.
**[12:16] ---**
And even if you get to date him, if you
become committed, he'll tell you to piss off.
**[12:19] ---**
If I act cuddly, he'll curse at me for misunderstanding
my character.
**[12:21] ---**
What the hell am I supposed to do?!
**[12:23] ---**
I hate men...!
**[12:27] ---**
I hate men...
**[12:30] ---**
I know that there's no knight
on a white horse anywhere!
**[12:37] ---**
Her words are heavy.
**[12:38] ---**
She must've had a lot of breakups.
**[12:40] ---**
I bet she asked for too much.
**[12:42] ---**
She's the expert of breakups.
**[12:44] ---**
Stop saying "breakups"!
**[12:47] ---**
You know, I...I...
**[12:52] ---**
I get it!
**[12:54] ---**
I will give you a great romantic experience.
**[12:57] ---**
H-hey...
I will give you a great romantic experience.
**[12:58] ---**
I will give you a great romantic experience.
**[12:58] ---**
What?! What are you talking about?
**[13:00] ---**
I, Kaoruko Nijouin, have overcome
the swamp of dating sims.
**[13:05] ---**
So I will make you fall in love with me!
**[13:09] ---**
Memorial change!
**[13:17] ---**
Let the game begin!
**[13:20] ---**
I'm Kaoruko. What about you?
**[13:23] ---**
Maya. So? What the hell do you want from me?
**[13:28] ---**
For this type of girl, I
should take the safe route...
***SIGN*** April 1 Let me call you Queen. Can we chat for a while? You're cute. You have beautiful hair. MAYA:
**[13:32] ---**
You're cute.
**[13:32] ---**
April 1
MAYA:
**[13:35] ---**
Huh?!
**[13:35] ---**
April 1
MAYA: Huh?!
**[13:36] ---**
That's the sound of her
favorability rating going down.
**[13:38] ---**
Oh, just as expected.
**[13:40] ---**
Wh-why?! Usually, this is where
the favorability rating would go up.
**[13:44] ---**
What do you mean, "cute"?
Are you making fun of me?!
**[13:48] ---**
W-well then... You have beautiful hair!
**[13:53] ---**
You mean JUST my hair?!
**[13:55] ---**
She's very twisted.
**[13:57] ---**
She's had so many breakups
her heart is wasted.
**[14:00] ---**
Shut up!
**[14:01] ---**
Please be quiet!
**[14:02] ---**
And she gets angry easily.
**[14:05] ---**
April 1
MAYA:
**[14:06] ---**
I-is that...
**[14:09] ---**
the legendary item that
decreases the favorability
**[14:11] ---**
ratings of the angry
girls to the very bottom!
**[14:13] ---**
I didn't know that this
game was equipped with it!
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, say something?
**[14:17] ---**
You can do it, Kaoruko!
**[14:19] ---**
This world depends on your choice.
**[14:22] ---**
Make her heart get excited!
**[14:24] ---**
You're silly.
**[14:29] ---**
Well, goodbye!
**[14:31] ---**
Big Sis! I'll show you around the school.
**[14:32] ---**
Even after overcoming the swamp
of dating sims, I still don't have it?
**[14:33] ---**
Let us hear your stories.
**[14:36] ---**
I can't even make one girl
fall in love with me...
**[14:39] ---**
I really am a loser who can't understand
the hearts of girls...
**[14:45] ---**
No you're not!
**[14:48] ---**
I like that you're always kind, Kaoruko.
**[14:52] ---**
I like that you always try
to do everything perfectly.
**[14:58] ---**
I think you should just
play as your ordinary self.
**[15:01] ---**
Then they're bound to see
the good sides of you.
**[15:05] ---**
But my favorability rating is...
**[15:08] ---**
It's not zero yet, is it?
**[15:09] ---**
I'm sure you can turn it all around, Kaoruko!
**[15:12] ---**
It's game over when you give up!
**[15:14] ---**
And so is this world.
**[15:18] ---**
That's right...
**[15:20] ---**
Well then, Kaoruko Nijouin...
**[15:23] ---**
will fight back!
**[15:31] ---**
There...
**[15:34] ---**
Let me help you.
**[15:36] ---**
You?!
**[15:37] ---**
Is that good, Maya?
**[15:40] ---**
Wh-what are you doing without my permission?
I-I could've done it myself!
**[15:48] ---**
But you can depend on me
whenever you need help.
**[15:52] ---**
That was the sound of the
favorability going up.
**[15:54] ---**
Is that all it takes?
**[15:55] ---**
That was easier than I expected.
**[15:59] ---**
According to Kaoruko's analysis,
**[16:01] ---**
girls who think they're not good at anything
have a weakness to people's kindness.
**[16:12] ---**
This is how you do the stroke.
**[16:15] ---**
I-I know!
**[16:17] ---**
Uh... Well...
**[16:19] ---**
It's page 135.
**[16:21] ---**
Wow! The rating keeps going up.
**[16:23] ---**
You have to eat nutritious food.
**[16:26] ---**
Th-thank you.
**[16:27] ---**
Good. Keep it going.
**[16:32] ---**
See? You substituted a
wrong number there again.
**[16:35] ---**
Oh yeah, I did. I'd better be more careful.
**[16:38] ---**
You can be clumsy at times,
so you should pay more attention.
**[16:44] ---**
But if you keep up at this rate,
we can go to the same school!
**[16:49] ---**
Y-yes!
**[16:52] ---**
The favorability rate is at its peak!
**[16:54] ---**
She'll win her heart very soon.
**[16:59] ---**
Kaoruko
Chimari
Irina
**[17:00] ---**
Good morning!
**[17:03] ---**
Oh, where's everyone?
**[17:04] ---**
Aya's group is organizing the storage,
**[17:06] ---**
and Kaoruko's group went to
the game world with Nejiusa.
**[17:09] ---**
I see. What kind of game?
**[17:13] ---**
Th-this is the...
**[17:14] ---**
legendary evil game!
**[17:16] ---**
"Evil game"?
**[17:18] ---**
They put all the selling elements into one game
and because of that,
**[17:21] ---**
it has the worst game balance...
**[17:23] ---**
thus giving it the legend of being
the most evil game ever created!
**[17:28] ---**
They went to such a world? I wonder
if Kaoruko and the others are all right...
**[17:42] ---**
How do you do, Maya?
**[17:47] ---**
Kaoruko... I...
**[17:50] ---**
I...
**[17:53] ---**
I like you...
**[17:55] ---**
Thank you, Maya. That makes me very happy.
**[18:01] ---**
The favorability is at the max!
We're going straight toward the happy ending now!
**[18:05] ---**
Yes! Good job, Kaoruko.
**[18:07] ---**
And moving on the shocking ending, right?!
**[18:10] ---**
Hmm?
**[18:11] ---**
I want to be with you forever too, Maya...
**[18:15] ---**
What is it?!
**[18:16] ---**
It got dark again!
**[18:18] ---**
Oh! Could this be...?
**[18:26] ---**
You guys!
**[18:28] ---**
You betrayed us, Big Sis Maya!
**[18:31] ---**
Huh?
**[18:32] ---**
You told us to be independent,
yet you quickly found yourself someone to depend on.
**[18:36] ---**
Huh?! Well, this is just...
**[18:38] ---**
I can't trust boys or girls anymore!
**[18:41] ---**
Don't worry, I'll make you all fall in...
**[18:44] ---**
I'll never forgive you!
**[18:49] ---**
What's that?!
**[18:50] ---**
This is worse than a virus infection!
The characters' entire personalities are overtaken!
**[18:56] ---**
Big Sis!
**[18:58] ---**
Both of you!
**[19:03] ---**
I won't let you interfere with
Kaoruko's romantic affair!
**[19:05] ---**
You can either get kicked by a horse or shot by me.
It's your choice!
**[19:10] ---**
Kaoruko!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[19:16] ---**
Wh-what is it?!
**[19:22] ---**
What now?!
**[19:23] ---**
It finally showed up.
**[19:26] ---**
Impossible! What's going on?!
I haven't ordered this world to be destroyed yet!
**[19:32] ---**
Why is it moving at its own will?!
**[19:34] ---**
BIG SIS!
**[19:50] ---**
Huh?
**[19:54] ---**
Wh-why are you doing this?!
**[19:57] ---**
You know why!
**[19:59] ---**
Right now, you're my heroine. That's why!
**[20:05] ---**
You! Move out of the way!
Otherwise I can't crush her!
**[20:09] ---**
No, I won't move! I'll protect Maya!
**[20:16] ---**
In that case, I'll burn you two together!
**[20:29] ---**
You're irritating!
**[20:37] ---**
This is endless!
**[20:38] ---**
Don't you think this has
become a different game?
**[20:41] ---**
If so, we have to do something about that.
**[20:54] ---**
It's too hard. What is it made of?!
**[20:58] ---**
Kaoruko! I hope you've got it!
**[21:00] ---**
Yes, I've got it! Irina, I'm sorry to ask you this,
but please cover me!
**[21:05] ---**
Roger.
**[21:08] ---**
Here I come, Big Sis! I'll get rid
of that annoying one and you next!
**[21:14] ---**
I won't let you!
**[21:21] ---**
I won't miss this time!
**[21:32] ---**
Okay... here I come!
**[22:01] ---**
Good job, Kaoruko!
**[22:03] ---**
Well, thank you both.
**[22:06] ---**
The game ended before it finished, though.
**[22:09] ---**
Yes. It's too bad, but maybe next time...
**[22:12] ---**
Maya!
**[22:13] ---**
Maya! Where are you? Are you gone? Maya!
**[22:18] ---**
Kaoruko.
**[22:20] ---**
Maya! Are you all right? Are you hurt?
**[22:24] ---**
I hate to admit it, but you helped me this time.
And just one day of romance...
**[22:31] ---**
W-well, I kind of enjoyed it.
**[22:35] ---**
Yeah? I enjoyed it too, Maya.
**[22:40] ---**
But I won't lose next time, Okay? Bye!
**[22:44] ---**
Sure. See you...
**[22:53] ---**
Love Love Legend
**[22:55] ---**
But it turned out to be a nightmare.
**[22:58] ---**
But when you play it once,
you'll never forget about it.
**[23:00] ---**
That WAS worth being called a legend.
**[23:02] ---**
Do you think that was the shocking ending
that it was supposed to be?
**[23:06] ---**
According to the information I salvaged
from the pit of Internet,
**[23:09] ---**
the rest of the girls turn to zombies and attack
the main character and his girlfriend.
***SIGN*** Love Love Legend Strategy Guide To the last dungeon Once you get here, the girls other than your new girlfriend will turn into zombies and attack you...
**[23:14] ---**
A zombie ending?!
**[23:16] ---**
In a sense, that was the intended development
of the story then.
***SIGN*** Love Love Legend Strategy Guide Go beyond the snowy mountain You encounter enemies at every step.
**[23:20] ---**
Around the time this software was developed,
any zombie-related game became a hit.
**[23:26] ---**
Zombie or not, I don't care.
Because I'm perfect at everything.
**[23:32] ---**
I, Kaoruko Nijouin, will take any challenge!
# E10 - Goodbye, Nejiusa...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P420QY/goodbye-nejiusa)
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**[00:12] ---**
Right there!
**[00:19] ---**
What are you doing, Nao?
**[00:21] ---**
Oh, I was looking at the
fan, and I remembered
**[00:23] ---**
the sports manga I used to
read when I was a child.
**[00:26] ---**
Oh yeah? What kind of manga?
**[00:28] ---**
Well...
**[00:29] ---**
Guys, could you help me
change the manga section?
**[00:33] ---**
Sure.
**[00:34] ---**
What will it be next?
**[00:37] ---**
It's this!
**[00:38] ---**
Kontoshi
Toya
**[00:39] ---**
"Soul... Fighter"?
**[00:42] ---**
It's called "Kontoshi Toya."
**[00:44] ---**
It's the representative work by
the great manga artist Rantaro Shimoda!
**[00:47] ---**
I know it! My grandpa owns it.
**[00:50] ---**
Is it a punk manga?
**[00:51] ---**
No! It's a hot-blooded bancho manga!
***SIGN*** Note: "Bancho" - Delinquent leader.
**[00:55] ---**
I think I need to explain
from the very beginning.
**[01:00] ---**
Kontoshi Toya
**[01:02] ---**
The story of "Kontoshi Toya" begins
when the main character Toya Sakigake,
**[01:06] ---**
a self-proclaimed expert of quarrel,
enters Kinsei Academy as a transfer student.
**[01:11] ---**
In order to regain freedom from the bancho,
who secretly controls the academy,
***SIGN*** THE EIGHTEENTH ENTRANCE CEREMONY
**[01:16] ---**
he fights against him and
his minions at each floor.
***SIGN*** THE EIGHTEENTH ENTRANCE CEREMONY
**[01:20] ---**
He also battles against the bancho
group at Kuroyami Academy,
**[01:23] ---**
who schemes to overtake his academy,
**[01:26] ---**
and wins the martial arts contest,
finally becoming the number one
**[01:29] ---**
bancho in the entire Japan!
**[01:31] ---**
During the battles, he forms friendships
with strong opponents,
**[01:35] ---**
and builds the most powerful bancho alliance!
**[01:37] ---**
Not only that!
**[01:38] ---**
It still continues?!
**[01:39] ---**
The story changes its setting to space!
**[01:41] ---**
Where he fights against the planet bancho,
who rules the solar system,
**[01:44] ---**
and the galaxy bancho, who
rules the entire space!
**[01:47] ---**
He crushes a giant black
hole with his wooden sword!
**[01:51] ---**
It's that kind of wonderful manga!
**[01:55] ---**
I had no idea it had such an awesome story.
**[01:57] ---**
I read the beginning part,
but I stopped reading it
**[01:59] ---**
because it was too overheated for me.
**[02:02] ---**
You stopped... reading?
**[02:05] ---**
I've read other mangas by Rantaro,
like the one serialized before this...
**[02:08] ---**
So you stopped reading it?
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, but I remember what it's about!
**[02:12] ---**
I liked the part where the main
character Toya and his first rival
**[02:15] ---**
Yuki begin to form a strong friendship.
**[02:19] ---**
"Friendship," you say?
**[02:23] ---**
I don't think you've read deeply enough.
**[02:27] ---**
I remembered something I needed to do!
Come on, Komachi!
**[02:29] ---**
What?!
**[02:33] ---**
Hey, Irina, what was that about?
**[02:36] ---**
When Ayaka removes her glasses,
that's a warning sign.
**[02:38] ---**
What do you mean?
**[02:40] ---**
Well... you know... it takes too long...
**[02:43] ---**
She becomes too passionate,
or more like too persistent.
**[02:46] ---**
And she gives a very long explanation.
**[02:49] ---**
Don't be so afraid.
**[02:52] ---**
B-but you're not the Ayaka I know!
**[02:55] ---**
I'm gonna give you a lecture.
**[02:58] ---**
The moral and greatness of "Kontoshi Toya,"
**[03:00] ---**
and everything about the love
that exists in their world!
**[03:06] ---**
I'm all charged up!
**[03:08] ---**
NOOOOO!
**[03:13] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[03:16] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[03:20] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[03:22] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[03:24] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[03:37] ---**
The unknown road, taking the first step
**[03:44] ---**
That courage brings new encounters
**[03:49] ---**
When the door connecting the
worlds opens, let's move forward
**[03:53] ---**
Tenderly holding the precious memories
**[03:57] ---**
Of the day we promised each other
**[04:00] ---**
When you get lost, stretch big
**[04:05] ---**
And feel the new wind
**[04:08] ---**
Okay, Start Now!
**[04:11] ---**
Because I have something
to believe in and protect
**[04:18] ---**
I can be strong, stronger
than myself yesterday
**[04:23] ---**
The future that is filled with hopes
**[04:25] ---**
The dream I imagined over and over
**[04:29] ---**
Will change tomorrow
**[04:32] ---**
Keep on moving forward,
**[04:34] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[04:44] ---**
Toya goes aggressive, Yuki
receives in tsundere style...
***SIGN*** GOODBYE, NEJIUSA... Murmur Murmur
**[04:48] ---**
That's right. That's the basics.
Toya goes aggressive, Yuki receives in tsundere style...
**[04:50] ---**
Whoa! Toya still makes me excited!
**[04:54] ---**
You really like the manga, don't you?
**[04:56] ---**
"Kontoshi Toya" is the bible of my heart!
**[04:58] ---**
By the way, Michi, you should wait
to read manga until after work.
**[05:02] ---**
I'll help after I finish
reading the third volume.
**[05:05] ---**
Oh boy...
**[05:06] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:07] ---**
A virus is eroding the world of Toya!
**[05:10] ---**
I haven't even finished reading...
**[05:13] ---**
"Kontoshi Toya" is my life,
my philosophy and my beginning!
**[05:20] ---**
And the act of trying to erase
all that is simply unforgivable!
**[05:23] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[05:24] ---**
Ayaka taught me about Toya's
world. I'll protect it, too!
**[05:28] ---**
I want to read till the end.
**[05:31] ---**
Let's depart for the
world of "Kontoshi Toya"!
**[05:34] ---**
Yes!
**[05:41] ---**
Where are we?
**[05:41] ---**
We're in front of Kinsei Academy,
the school Toya attends.
**[05:47] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:51] ---**
Is that...?!
**[05:53] ---**
That's the main character, Toya!
**[05:56] ---**
Toya!
**[05:57] ---**
Are you all right?!
**[05:59] ---**
Who are you?
**[06:00] ---**
We came to protect this
world. We're on your side!
**[06:04] ---**
Is that right?
**[06:05] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:09] ---**
In the student council
room, Akina is being...
**[06:12] ---**
Akina, the president?!
**[06:17] ---**
Toya!
**[06:21] ---**
Use this... to save...
Akina and the academy...
**[06:25] ---**
Toya...
**[06:31] ---**
Toya! Come back! Toya!
**[06:35] ---**
TOOOOYAAAA!
**[06:42] ---**
Toya is alive.
**[06:46] ---**
Within this legendary wood sword Fuun Rekka,
which ruled the entire universe!
**[06:52] ---**
Come on! Let's hurry to
the student council room!
**[06:57] ---**
Right now, this building
seems to be in the middle of
**[07:00] ---**
volume three, the story of school bancho.
**[07:03] ---**
It's where the Golden Bancho Alliance members
meet each other for the first time.
**[07:07] ---**
Toya defeats the bancho on each floor,
from first to fourth...
**[07:11] ---**
And he makes friends with the banchos
he exchanged his fists and wooden sword with.
**[07:17] ---**
I think the bancho on the first floor was...
**[07:25] ---**
Is this a blizzard?!
**[07:28] ---**
That's Ryoga, the ice user!
**[07:30] ---**
I don't know who you are or where you're from,
but you can't go beyond here.
**[07:34] ---**
We want to see Akina,
the president of the student council.
**[07:37] ---**
Huh...?
**[07:41] ---**
I'll finish here very
quickly and be home, Mama.
**[07:44] ---**
Did he say "Mama"?
**[07:46] ---**
Ryoga puts his mother before
anything at all times.
**[07:49] ---**
No matter what kind of battle he's in,
he finishes it so that he can be home before dinner.
**[07:55] ---**
Michi?
**[07:57] ---**
There's a long way ahead of us,
so you should reserve your energy, Ayaka.
**[08:01] ---**
Memorial change!
**[08:07] ---**
Oh! That costume is...
**[08:09] ---**
Do you know it, Nejiusa?
**[08:10] ---**
Secretly carrying a bunch of weapons under her skirt,
she was a bancho of all girls,
**[08:14] ---**
who instantly got killed by the transfer student Toya.
Her name is Ginko!
**[08:21] ---**
Come on, mama's boy!
**[08:24] ---**
Mama's boy?!
**[08:27] ---**
There, she said it.
**[08:31] ---**
So bluntly.
**[08:33] ---**
Giving me some damage even before
exchanging our fists... You're not bad at all.
**[08:37] ---**
In respect of your skills,
I'll bury you with my greatest technique!
**[08:44] ---**
Fire up, my fighting spirit!
**[08:49] ---**
There it is! That posture is...!
**[08:52] ---**
One of Ryoga's specialties, Shining Blizzard!
**[08:55] ---**
I can't believe I'm seeing it up close.
**[08:58] ---**
Shining...
**[09:08] ---**
What's that?
**[09:09] ---**
That's a Mach Forehead Flick!
**[09:11] ---**
By engaging 37 joints instantaneously,
her fingertips can move at the speed of sound.
**[09:16] ---**
It's Ginko's special technique!
**[09:18] ---**
No Michi! You can't use your technique
until you finish saying the name of your technique!
**[09:23] ---**
That's an important rule!
**[09:25] ---**
Is it?
**[09:26] ---**
You must follow it next time.
**[09:29] ---**
Okay.
**[09:30] ---**
RYOGA
RETIRED
**[09:34] ---**
Hey, don't you think these stairs are too long?
What kind of structure is this?
**[09:39] ---**
Nao, don't mind the details.
**[09:42] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[09:45] ---**
Oh, look, that must be the next floor.
**[09:51] ---**
Look at that! It's covered by ivy!
**[09:54] ---**
Where are you going, little kittens?
**[10:01] ---**
Jun, the plant user!
**[10:03] ---**
Wow, he's so pretty like a girl!
**[10:06] ---**
He's always ranked at the top
of the popularity contest.
**[10:09] ---**
You can't go beyond here.
**[10:11] ---**
You should keep going.
**[10:12] ---**
Michi.
**[10:13] ---**
It's okay. I can handle it here.
**[10:21] ---**
Where the hell did she get that from?!
**[10:23] ---**
There's practically an
arsenal under Ginko's skirt!
**[10:30] ---**
Michi!
**[10:38] ---**
Nao, Nejiusa, let's go.
**[10:41] ---**
But...!
**[10:42] ---**
Make sure you catch up with us.
**[10:58] ---**
Hey, I really think this
school's structure is...
**[11:00] ---**
Never mind the details.
**[11:02] ---**
If you think about that, you'll lose!
**[11:05] ---**
I commend you making it thus far!
**[11:12] ---**
But this is the last place for you.
**[11:13] ---**
It's Yuki, the fire user!
**[11:15] ---**
He happens to be the twin brother
of the secret galaxy bancho.
**[11:18] ---**
He's the most talented character of all.
**[11:20] ---**
But he's the tsundere-type receiver, right?
**[11:24] ---**
I won't go easy, even on girls.
**[11:27] ---**
Even so, I'll get through here!
**[11:31] ---**
You deal with me!
**[11:33] ---**
Nejiusa!
**[11:35] ---**
I don't care who it is. Come on!
**[11:44] ---**
It's too simple.
**[11:52] ---**
Thank you, Nejiusa!
**[11:54] ---**
You'd better win!
**[11:55] ---**
Damn it!
**[11:56] ---**
Neji Neji Punch!
**[12:06] ---**
Oh... no...
**[12:13] ---**
Loser.
**[12:19] ---**
Thousand Rose Spear!
**[12:22] ---**
Double Mach Forehead Flick.
**[12:24] ---**
Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
**[12:26] ---**
The roses I raised!
Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
**[12:28] ---**
ATA!
**[12:31] ---**
Mach Forehead Flick Magnum!
**[12:35] ---**
Whoa!
**[12:43] ---**
I'm tired. Aya and Nao...
let me rest for a while.
**[12:48] ---**
I'll catch up later...
**[12:54] ---**
Is this a ring?
**[12:58] ---**
This is your graveyard.
**[13:00] ---**
Hiryu, the martial artist!
**[13:02] ---**
Aya, I'll handle it here.
**[13:04] ---**
Don't be silly. Hiryu is a Kontoshi,
who's just as good as the famous Yuki and Toya.
**[13:10] ---**
But you're the only person
who can save this world,
**[13:12] ---**
because you love this manga more than anyone!
**[13:16] ---**
So go already. I'll be
sure to catch up with you.
**[13:21] ---**
Nao...
**[13:24] ---**
You'd better! It's a promise!
**[13:30] ---**
I'll deal with you!
**[13:34] ---**
I can already see everything about you.
**[13:37] ---**
What?!
**[13:39] ---**
From the top, 70, 58 and 80 centimeters.
**[13:43] ---**
Wh-What?! It's 72!
**[13:49] ---**
Toya, Michi, Nao and Nejiusa...
**[13:59] ---**
I can still... still fight!
**[14:03] ---**
You don't give up, do you?
**[14:07] ---**
You know you're weak. So why fight so hard?
**[14:11] ---**
Because I like this manga!
**[14:13] ---**
What?
**[14:15] ---**
It's so sweaty that it makes me choke.
It's so sizzling hot that it makes me burn.
**[14:20] ---**
And it's so hot-blooded that it makes me scorched.
And I love them all!
**[14:26] ---**
Jump!
**[14:27] ---**
This is my special technique!
**[14:32] ---**
It's the Neji Neji Drill!
**[14:40] ---**
I win!
**[14:42] ---**
What?!
**[14:45] ---**
Damn you! That was your
plan from the beginning?!
**[14:51] ---**
Guys... I did it.
**[15:02] ---**
You're in the way!
**[15:05] ---**
Akina!
**[15:11] ---**
Oh, the girl with glasses.
I thought it was noisy down there.
**[15:15] ---**
It was because of you guys.
**[15:17] ---**
Maya! What have you done to Akina?!
**[15:20] ---**
I've infected her with a virus
**[15:22] ---**
so she can sign the papers to
turn this academy over to me.
**[15:26] ---**
I mean, how can just a president
of the student council have such power?
**[15:29] ---**
And these piles of paperwork!
What the hell is this?!
**[15:33] ---**
That's this world.
**[15:34] ---**
I hate shonen manga because there are
too many plot holes like that!
**[15:38] ---**
Either way, I'm going to be
the new director of this school.
**[15:43] ---**
And the mother virus is all ready, too.
**[15:48] ---**
I won't let you do that!
**[15:50] ---**
Akina! Take this!
**[15:52] ---**
It contains Toya's and
our passion. Fuun Rekka!
**[16:02] ---**
Glasses! What the hell are you doing?!
**[16:10] ---**
What am I doing? Where's Toya?!
**[16:13] ---**
Huh? Where's your injury? It pierced
through your chest, didn't it?! Kinda hard?!
**[16:17] ---**
Maya...
**[16:18] ---**
Nevermind the details.
**[16:21] ---**
I guess I'll have to explain everything
from the beginning to you, too.
**[16:32] ---**
Fist of Wolf Fang and Wind Thunder!
**[16:39] ---**
Heavenly Dragon Wave!
**[16:42] ---**
I'm sorry, Ayaka. I... couldn't do it.
**[16:47] ---**
Don't give up, Nao!
**[16:50] ---**
Ayaka!
**[17:01] ---**
I can still move! I can still walk!
**[17:05] ---**
Therefore I can still fight!
**[17:11] ---**
Wh-where does she get this
fighting spirit from?!
**[17:13] ---**
I remember now. Just like this world
was the beginning for Ayaka,
**[17:17] ---**
I have my own beginning.
**[17:20] ---**
Memorial change!
**[17:26] ---**
What is that outfit?
**[17:27] ---**
It's from the boxing manga
serialized by Rantaro.
**[17:32] ---**
This is the costume of the
All-Japan Junior members!
**[17:35] ---**
I see. So that's your beginning.
**[17:38] ---**
Here I come.
**[17:41] ---**
She's fast! But... Fist of
Wolf Fang and Wind Thunder!
**[17:49] ---**
She dodged the fists coming
at 100 shots per second!
**[17:51] ---**
That movement... It's the
legendary Dempsey Roll!
**[17:55] ---**
You think I don't know boxing?!
**[17:58] ---**
I'll stop the Dempsey Roll with my body!
**[18:05] ---**
A liver shot...?!
**[18:09] ---**
I know all about the strategy
against the Dempsey Roll!
**[18:13] ---**
This is the special technique
by the character I dreamed of becoming!
**[18:18] ---**
The Dempsey Rolling Hurricane!
**[18:25] ---**
HIRYU
RETIRED
**[18:29] ---**
Therefore! The world of "Kontoshi Toya"
continues to stay hot! With endless love!
**[18:29] ---**
TOYA
**[18:34] ---**
Endless victory! That's the justice here!
And what lies in the core of the spirit...
**[18:40] ---**
Hey, how long is your lecture going to continue?
Get to the point already.
**[18:43] ---**
The point is, her signatures are invalid!
**[18:46] ---**
Th-that's your self-serving logic!
I don't accept it! Finish her!
**[18:54] ---**
Wh-what?
**[18:59] ---**
That's...
**[19:03] ---**
...the secret student council president.
**[19:06] ---**
His silhouette only appeared at
the end of the second volume,
**[19:08] ---**
so everyone has forgotten about him.
He's the final boss in the academy bancho story arc!
**[19:23] ---**
Wh-why?!
**[19:25] ---**
Akina, let's get out of here!
**[19:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:27] ---**
No! Noooo!
**[19:38] ---**
The battle against Kokuhoin High
had begun during this story arc,
**[19:42] ---**
but hasn't been settled yet.
**[19:46] ---**
But now I'll end it once and for all!
**[19:48] ---**
Okay!
**[19:49] ---**
Wait a minute. I always told you
that a wooden sword doesn't go
**[19:52] ---**
with a well-bred girl like yourself, Akina.
**[19:55] ---**
Toya! Ryoga! Jun! Yuki! Hiryu!
**[19:59] ---**
Michi! Nao! Nejiusa!
**[20:01] ---**
Hey! I thought you were all defeated
in your battles! Especially you!
**[20:05] ---**
I saw you getting blown from here and fall!
How can you act like nothing happened?!
**[20:09] ---**
Nevermind the details.
**[20:11] ---**
That's right!
**[20:13] ---**
Toya!
**[20:16] ---**
I can feel your passion from the Fuun Rekka.
**[20:21] ---**
We should also thank you for relieving us
from the brainwash through our battles.
**[20:25] ---**
That's right.
**[20:26] ---**
We'll double the favor.
**[20:28] ---**
No, we'll triple it.
**[20:33] ---**
Please receive our passionate souls!
**[20:39] ---**
I feel it. I feel their passion. This is the friendship
and enthusiasm we wanted to protect!
**[20:46] ---**
What is this predictable turn of events?!
**[20:49] ---**
We're the ones who'll win!
**[20:55] ---**
The Special Galactica Burning Tomahawk!
**[21:08] ---**
Aw! I can't accept that I'm losing like this!
**[21:25] ---**
What?! This is how "Toya" ends?
**[21:31] ---**
After graduating from Kinsei Academy,
Toya sets off to roam around the world!
**[21:35] ---**
"To meet strong guys," he says.
**[21:37] ---**
He's just the strongest
jobless man in the universe.
**[21:40] ---**
That's man's dream adventure!
**[21:41] ---**
But I'm a bit disappointed. I thought he would
go to college and hook up with Akina...
**[21:47] ---**
Nao...
**[21:49] ---**
I don't think you've read it deeply enough.
**[21:53] ---**
I'm gonna give you a lecture.
**[21:55] ---**
The moral and greatness of "Kontoshi Toya,"
**[21:58] ---**
and everything about the love
that exists in their world!
**[22:03] ---**
I'm all charged up!
**[22:06] ---**
NOOOO!
**[22:22] ---**
The world I long for and cherish
**[22:28] ---**
Is always in my heart (here)
**[22:31] ---**
It won't fade
**[22:34] ---**
Days when we laugh till our tears fall
**[22:39] ---**
Or get depressed because of mishaps
**[22:45] ---**
We can help each other face obstacles
**[22:50] ---**
We'll make sure to get it back
**[22:57] ---**
To hopes
**[23:00] ---**
When protecting what we cherish
**[23:05] ---**
Tremendous amounts of
power well up from inside
**[23:12] ---**
Because you're here, I won't give up
**[23:17] ---**
I'll push forward, I decided
**[23:23] ---**
Strong bond "miracle" shines and sparkles
# E11 - Is it True?! Final Battle in Akihabara!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJN9Q56/is-it-true-final-battle-in-akihabara)
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**[00:06] ---**
Komachi, what are you taking pictures of?
**[00:09] ---**
Akihabara!
**[00:11] ---**
I know that. I'm asking you what exactly
in Akihabara are you taking pictures of!
**[00:17] ---**
There's nothing really interesting.
They're the same ol' buildings.
**[00:22] ---**
That's not true!
**[00:25] ---**
Look.
**[00:28] ---**
See? If you look closely,
there are remnants of old Akihabara.
**[00:29] ---**
GAME
**[00:32] ---**
ANIME
GOODS
**[00:34] ---**
Old Akihabara...
**[00:37] ---**
The owner once told me that there were
anime and game shops everywhere in Akihabara.
**[00:43] ---**
That sounds like a dream city. Oh no!
**[00:46] ---**
Huh?
**[00:48] ---**
Oh my God, what in the world is going on?!
**[00:54] ---**
H-hey!
**[00:55] ---**
Wait, Kaoruko!
H-hey!
**[00:56] ---**
Wait, Kaoruko!
**[01:04] ---**
So this is the next target...
**[01:08] ---**
Hmm? I see...
**[01:11] ---**
This show is a world-famous anime.
This is gonna be interesting.
**[01:27] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[01:30] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[01:33] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[01:36] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[01:38] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:51] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
**[01:58] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
**[02:03] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
**[02:07] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
**[02:10] ---**
Sotto kakaete
**[02:14] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
**[02:19] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
**[02:22] ---**
Saa Start Now!
**[02:25] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte,
Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
**[02:32] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru,
kinou no jibun o koete
**[02:36] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
**[02:39] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
**[02:43] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
**[02:45] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
**[02:48] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:57] ---**
IS IT TRUE?! FINAL BATTLE IN AKIHABARA!
**[03:00] ---**
Closed
for business
IS IT TRUE?! FINAL BATTLE IN AKIHABARA!
**[03:01] ---**
You're closing too?
**[03:02] ---**
Closed
for business
**[03:02] ---**
Owner! What's going on?!
**[03:05] ---**
Well, things happened...
**[03:07] ---**
Could it be because I bought all the dating sims
at your shop before?
**[03:12] ---**
No, no. That's not the reason.
**[03:14] ---**
I can't run a business if there
are no customers. That's all.
**[03:19] ---**
Closed
for business
***SIGN*** Now planning a new event. We're looking for ideas.
**[03:24] ---**
Another shop gone...
**[03:30] ---**
We've been busting our butts to fight the viruses
but the stores keep going out of business.
**[03:35] ---**
Is it because people's
memories are disappearing?
**[03:39] ---**
Akihabara is like a symbol of people's memories
for anime, manga and games.
**[03:44] ---**
At this rate, the world
will become like this city.
**[03:48] ---**
Oh no...
**[03:52] ---**
One day... will it go back
to the old city, I wonder?
**[03:57] ---**
Yes it will! We'll bring it back!
**[04:01] ---**
We're fighting to bring
back people's memories!
**[04:06] ---**
Kaoruko...
**[04:08] ---**
Kaoruko, well said!
**[04:10] ---**
You're right. We shouldn't
be the ones to give up.
**[04:14] ---**
One day, we'll beat all the viruses
and bring the world back to normal!
**[04:19] ---**
Yes!
**[04:20] ---**
That's the spirit, guys!
**[04:24] ---**
Closed
for business
**[04:24] ---**
We will... for sure.
**[04:29] ---**
Neon Nova
**[04:30] ---**
What's that?
**[04:33] ---**
That's a very strong virus reaction!
It doesn't look like as usual!
**[04:37] ---**
Neon Nova
**[04:38] ---**
"Neon Nova Exceed"?
**[04:41] ---**
I feel like I've heard the title before.
**[04:43] ---**
Of course you have. Exceed brought about
a social phenomenon 20 years ago.
**[04:50] ---**
It's a world-class blockbuster anime!
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, I see. Did you know about it Komachi?
**[04:58] ---**
No, not at all.
**[05:01] ---**
I must say... you need to study more!
**[05:05] ---**
All right! I will teach you
everything about Exceed!
**[05:11] ---**
Come on! Let's go!
**[05:16] ---**
Is this...
**[05:17] ---**
...Akihabara?
**[05:20] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[05:23] ---**
"Neon Nova Exceed" is a mysterious
robot anime in which
**[05:26] ---**
characters fight their mysterious enemies
to protect the world.
**[05:29] ---**
It's a realistic drama and full of mysteries
that created a huge buzz,
**[05:32] ---**
recording mysterious
sales all over the world.
**[05:35] ---**
Too many mysteries.
**[05:37] ---**
And its story takes place...
**[05:39] ---**
in Akihabara.
**[05:41] ---**
The one before it was infected by viruses.
**[05:44] ---**
So this is it...!
**[05:47] ---**
Wow! I've never seen Akihabara like this!
**[05:50] ---**
Oh! Izumi!
**[05:52] ---**
Look how excited she is. Such a kid.
**[05:57] ---**
How about you? I bet you're
pretty excited about it, too.
**[06:02] ---**
It's all right! We don't get to come here often,
so we should enjoy it like Izumi.
**[06:08] ---**
I guess you're right. If you say so.
**[06:13] ---**
Yippee!
**[06:16] ---**
Guys, we didn't come here to have fun!
**[06:20] ---**
But I guess they can't help it.
**[06:24] ---**
A-are these all anime products?!
**[06:27] ---**
So many!
**[06:29] ---**
I want to buy the entire store.
**[06:31] ---**
This place is amazing!
It's all about games from the top floor to the bottom!
**[06:36] ---**
And this is the No.5 Store...
So there are four more like this? That's just awesome!
**[06:41] ---**
I wish I could show this to
the owner of Tiger's Swamp.
**[06:45] ---**
Wow, this is so unreal!
**[06:48] ---**
Akihabara is super cool!
**[06:50] ---**
If this city really exists, all the members
at our shop would go crazy too.
**[06:54] ---**
Remember what Nejiusa told us?
Akihabara is like a symbol of memories.
**[06:59] ---**
So this is the real Akihabara...
**[07:07] ---**
TYPE 1
ALERT ISSUED
**[07:08] ---**
TYPE 1
ALERT ISSUED
**[07:09] ---**
TYPE 1
ALERT ISSUED
**[07:10] ---**
TYPE 1 ALERT ISSUED
**[07:19] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:21] ---**
What's this?! What's going on?!
**[07:24] ---**
Oh my God! The enemies are here!
**[07:27] ---**
"Enemies"?!
**[07:29] ---**
"Exceed" is an anime where people fight
the enigmatic enemies that attack Akihabara!
**[07:34] ---**
So this town is now in interception mode!
**[07:36] ---**
What?!
**[07:40] ---**
Whoa! Something's coming!
**[07:42] ---**
Run now!
**[07:45] ---**
Wait a minute! If they're the enemies of Akihabara,
they're our enemies, too.
**[07:50] ---**
We must not run! Okay?!
**[07:52] ---**
Huh?
**[07:53] ---**
The mother virus?!
**[07:55] ---**
I-isn't it kinda bigger than usual?
**[08:00] ---**
How do you do, pink girls?
**[08:03] ---**
Maya?!
**[08:28] ---**
You really think that's gonna
kill the virus? No way.
**[09:11] ---**
You rock! You're the best, my mother virus!
**[09:18] ---**
If the enemy is a virus...
**[09:20] ---**
Then it's our job to take care of it.
**[09:22] ---**
Let's do this.
**[09:25] ---**
I'm finally going to win
today! Do it, little viruses!
**[09:34] ---**
They're tougher than usual!
**[09:39] ---**
Komachi! How dare you?!
**[09:45] ---**
No way!
**[09:54] ---**
No! Everyone! We can't win like this!
We have to come up with another plan!
**[10:05] ---**
Looks like the battle is over!
Man, this feels so good!
**[10:11] ---**
Everybody get away!
**[10:13] ---**
B-but...
**[10:14] ---**
We can't run from the viruses.
**[10:26] ---**
Huh?
**[10:27] ---**
H-hey! Where are you going?
The pink girls are over there!
**[10:35] ---**
Whoa! Stop now!
**[10:39] ---**
Stop moving! Come on! Please!
**[10:59] ---**
Could it be...?
**[11:25] ---**
No... Akihabara is on fire.
**[11:28] ---**
Damn... They're on a rampage.
**[11:30] ---**
We have to do something fast,
or this entire show's world will be destroyed.
**[11:34] ---**
She's right! Do something fast!
**[11:37] ---**
Huh?
**[11:38] ---**
Maya?!
**[11:40] ---**
No time to be surprised.
**[11:42] ---**
You have to stop it quickly.
It's your job, isn't it?
**[11:46] ---**
What?!
**[11:47] ---**
What are you talking about? You're on its side,
so why don't you stop it yourself?
**[11:52] ---**
I wouldn't be saying it if I could do that.
**[11:56] ---**
I can't stop the mother virus anymore...
**[11:59] ---**
WHAT?!
**[12:01] ---**
The power of a virus is proportional to the amount
of memories people have toward that show.
**[12:08] ---**
"Exceed" being the world-class blockbuster anime,
there are too many memories of it.
**[12:13] ---**
So now it has too much power to contain.
**[12:16] ---**
In other words, it's out of control!
**[12:20] ---**
That makes sense.
**[12:21] ---**
That's why these viruses
are stronger than usual.
**[12:24] ---**
Can't you do anything about it, Maya?
**[12:27] ---**
I can't. That's the true
power of the mother virus.
**[12:31] ---**
It's beyond my control now.
**[12:33] ---**
Why are you talking like it
has nothing to do with you?!
**[12:36] ---**
It's all your fault, you know!
**[12:39] ---**
You used something you can't even control
just to annoy people!
**[12:42] ---**
You're an adult! Shame on you!
**[12:46] ---**
But what could I have done?!
**[12:50] ---**
I had no idea this could happen!
**[12:55] ---**
Maya...
**[12:58] ---**
You're too old to cry. That's not cute.
**[13:01] ---**
You talk too much.
**[13:03] ---**
Well, it doesn't matter.
What we have to do stays the same.
**[13:07] ---**
We have no other choice.
**[13:10] ---**
Now, Maya!
**[13:11] ---**
Huh?
**[13:20] ---**
Whoa...!
**[13:21] ---**
Akihabara in this show has turned itself
into a city fortress to fight against the invaders.
**[13:30] ---**
That's why there are arsenals like this
everywhere in the city.
**[13:35] ---**
We'll stop the little viruses.
You stop the mother virus with this.
**[13:41] ---**
It's a temporary truce.
**[13:44] ---**
We should work together.
**[13:57] ---**
You know I've got this.
**[14:09] ---**
Is this gonna work?
**[14:11] ---**
She is who she is, but we
have to trust her for now.
**[14:14] ---**
Now! We have to get the
attention of the mother virus!
**[14:28] ---**
It's still not working!
**[14:30] ---**
We can't stop!
**[14:32] ---**
We've gotta move fast!
**[14:34] ---**
After we attack, we immediately get away!
**[14:36] ---**
Maya, hurry!
**[14:45] ---**
Come on, Mother Virus. Come to me...
**[14:54] ---**
H-hey! Oh my God!
**[14:58] ---**
No, Maya!
**[15:01] ---**
That didn't work...
**[15:03] ---**
She's not reliable.
**[15:07] ---**
Mother Virus! Remember the
fun times we had together!
**[15:15] ---**
Now she's trying to get sympathy.
**[15:18] ---**
But the mother virus is out of control.
Would it really work?
**[15:22] ---**
To bring back the allies
who turned to enemies,
**[15:25] ---**
love and friendship is
always the best medicine!
**[15:28] ---**
Is it really that easy?
**[15:31] ---**
We were always together.
Through tough times and sad times.
**[15:38] ---**
You're my friend. Now and forever...
**[15:44] ---**
So please! Open your eyes! I beg you!
**[15:57] ---**
Just as I thought...
**[15:59] ---**
A no-brainer.
**[16:01] ---**
It was foolish of me to
expect anything at all.
**[16:08] ---**
Where are you going, Maya?
**[16:10] ---**
We have to resort to our
last hope! We'll use Exceed!
**[16:14] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:19] ---**
You mean, the humanoid fighting robot
the main character operates?
**[16:22] ---**
This is the only hope to fight
against the mother virus!
**[16:41] ---**
But Maya, how did you
remember this secret path?
**[16:46] ---**
Yeah. And that weapon from earlier.
**[16:48] ---**
Were you a fan of "Exceed," Maya?
**[16:51] ---**
Ba-thump!
**[16:51] ---**
N-n-no way! It was just something the girls my age
all watched. It's common sense.
**[16:59] ---**
That's the wisdom of age.
**[17:01] ---**
You and I need to have a long conversation.
**[17:05] ---**
Uh...
**[17:16] ---**
This is the place! The Exceed
is behind that corner!
**[17:20] ---**
I-it's not here!
**[17:22] ---**
WHAT?!
**[17:25] ---**
Exceed, mankind's last hope, is gone!
**[17:29] ---**
What's going on?
**[17:31] ---**
We lost, for sure.
**[17:33] ---**
Huh?!
**[17:38] ---**
Aren't you the developer of Exceed?!
**[17:41] ---**
Where's Exceed?
**[17:44] ---**
During development, some strange creatures
with spears broke in here.
**[17:48] ---**
All the other scientists
were sent to hospitals.
**[17:51] ---**
Viruses...
**[17:52] ---**
You brought trouble.
**[17:54] ---**
Maya!
**[17:55] ---**
Like I said, they're so out
of control I can't help it!
**[17:59] ---**
Let's forget about that for now.
What happened to Exceed?
**[18:04] ---**
We have the blueprint and the facility
to build it, but no manpower.
**[18:09] ---**
At this rate, it's impossible
to finish making Exceed.
**[18:13] ---**
No...
**[18:15] ---**
But you have the blueprint
and the facility, right?
**[18:18] ---**
Maybe Doc can build it.
**[18:21] ---**
That Exceed...
**[18:23] ---**
OH!
**[18:23] ---**
That's a great idea! Saori is a genius inventor.
She should be able to build it!
**[18:30] ---**
All right! Let's go back and
bring Doc back! Nejiusa!
**[18:34] ---**
Got it!
**[18:49] ---**
Kaoruko! Komachi!
**[18:51] ---**
Izumi! You have to go back there alone
and bring Saori back!
**[18:57] ---**
What?!
**[18:58] ---**
You go while we distract the mother virus!
**[19:01] ---**
B-but...
**[19:02] ---**
We won't last for too long, so hurry!
**[19:06] ---**
Izumi! Hurry!
**[19:09] ---**
No, I can't leave you here.
Hang on! I'll go over there!
**[19:14] ---**
Don't come!
**[19:16] ---**
What?!
**[19:18] ---**
If you come here, our friendship is over!
**[19:21] ---**
Kaoruko...
**[19:24] ---**
We're counting on you Izumi.
**[19:26] ---**
Komachi.
**[19:40] ---**
NOOOOOO!
**[19:56] ---**
In order to beat that thing,
we need everyone's help.
**[20:00] ---**
Understood! No matter
how strong our enemy is,
**[20:03] ---**
if we bring our strengths
together, we can win!
**[20:05] ---**
I got the robot! I'll make the awesome one!
**[20:11] ---**
All right then. Let's get going!
**[20:14] ---**
Right!
**[20:17] ---**
I'm sorry, Kaoruko and
Komachi... I left you...
**[20:23] ---**
They're meow-kay! Kaoruko and Komachi
aren't so easily beaten.
**[20:27] ---**
I know they're meow-kay!
**[20:29] ---**
But...
**[20:30] ---**
I know they're meow-kay, trust me!
**[20:42] ---**
Get it together, Izumi!
**[20:45] ---**
Kaoruko trusted you with everything!
**[20:49] ---**
Why are you still crying?!
**[20:52] ---**
To beat the virus, to protect
the world of that anime...
**[20:56] ---**
that's why they let you come back here!
**[21:06] ---**
I'll fight! To save them!
**[21:10] ---**
And to protect the show's world!
**[21:17] ---**
You're finally back, Izumi.
**[21:21] ---**
Okay! Let's go back there again!
**[21:24] ---**
To the world of "Neon Nova Exceed"!
**[21:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:48] ---**
I won't cry anymore.
This world and the memories of its people...
**[21:52] ---**
I'll protect them all!
**[21:55] ---**
Let's go, everyone!
**[21:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[22:22] ---**
Taisetsu ni shiteru akogare no sekai wa
**[22:28] ---**
Itsumo koko ni aru
**[22:31] ---**
Iro asenai
**[22:34] ---**
Namida ga deru hodo issho ni warattari
**[22:39] ---**
Umaku ikanakutte shizumu hi mo
**[22:45] ---**
Tasuke atte tachi mukau
**[22:50] ---**
Kitto tori modoshite miseru
**[22:57] ---**
Kibou e
**[23:00] ---**
Taisetsuna mono o mamoru toki
**[23:05] ---**
Monosugoi power waki agaru
**[23:12] ---**
Kimi ga iru kara akiramenai
**[23:17] ---**
Tsuki susunde yuku sou kimeta
**[23:23] ---**
Tsuyoi kizuna "Kiseki" hikari hajikeru
# E12 - Pastel Memories
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYKEVKNMY/pastel-memories)
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**[00:09] ---**
So this is the blueprint of
the humanoid robot, Exceed...
**[00:13] ---**
I-it looks badass!
**[00:15] ---**
Saori! So many ex-shop owners
in Akihabara want to help us. Look!
**[00:21] ---**
Wow! That's great!
**[00:23] ---**
Onoden, Toranoana and...
**[00:26] ---**
Shops all over Akihabara will give us a hand!
**[00:29] ---**
That's great news!
**[00:31] ---**
We definitely can't lose anymore.
**[00:34] ---**
I got a great idea! I'm sure this will work.
**[00:38] ---**
What? What are you gonna do?
**[00:40] ---**
It's a secret. Chimari and
Minami. I need you to help me.
**[00:43] ---**
Okay!
**[00:45] ---**
The rest of us will look
for Kaoruko and Komachi!
**[00:48] ---**
Mew got it!
**[00:49] ---**
If we put our efforts together,
we can make something happen!
**[00:52] ---**
Let's go, girls!
**[00:54] ---**
Yeah!
**[00:57] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
The future that is filled with hopes
**[01:00] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
The dream I imagined over and over
**[01:04] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
Will change tomorrow
**[01:06] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
Keep on moving forward,
**[01:08] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[01:21] ---**
Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
The unknown road, taking the first step
**[01:28] ---**
Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
That courage brings new encounters
**[01:33] ---**
Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
When the door connecting the worlds opens, let's move forward
**[01:37] ---**
Chikai atta anohi no memory
Tenderly holding the precious memories
**[01:41] ---**
Sotto kakaete
Of the day we promised each other
**[01:44] ---**
Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
When you get lost, stretch big
**[01:49] ---**
Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
And feel the new wind
**[01:52] ---**
Saa Start Now!
Okay, Start Now!
**[01:55] ---**
Shinjiru mono ga atte, Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
Because I have something to believe in and protect
**[02:02] ---**
Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru, kinou no jibun o koete
I can be strong, stronger than myself yesterday
**[02:07] ---**
Kibou ga afureru mirai
The future that is filled with hopes
**[02:09] ---**
Nandomo egaita yume ga
The dream I imagined over and over
**[02:13] ---**
Asu o kaete yukuyo
Will change tomorrow
**[02:16] ---**
Susumi tsuzukeyou,
Keep on moving forward,
**[02:18] ---**
Believe in Sky
**[02:27] ---**
PASTEL MEMORIES
**[02:39] ---**
It's going well over here.
**[02:41] ---**
Here, too.
**[02:43] ---**
Roger. Now, we better hurry and complete it!
**[02:55] ---**
How did it go?
**[02:56] ---**
Not good. No one has seen
Kaoruko or the others.
**[02:59] ---**
It seems like the mother virus disappeared
almost around the same time.
**[03:03] ---**
Where could they have gone to?
**[03:06] ---**
Let's look more closely in other places, too.
We might find a clue.
**[03:11] ---**
You're right!
**[03:20] ---**
So Komachi and the others fell here...
**[03:23] ---**
Komachi!
**[03:25] ---**
Kaoruko!
**[03:34] ---**
Is this...?
**[03:36] ---**
Komachi's camera!
**[03:44] ---**
Komachi...
**[03:46] ---**
Rei...
**[03:48] ---**
Kaoruko! Komachi! Where
did you guys go, meow?!
**[04:07] ---**
We're back...
**[04:08] ---**
Welcome back. How did it go?
**[04:11] ---**
We looked everywhere, but found no clue.
**[04:17] ---**
Oh. Yuina...
**[04:23] ---**
We looked fur them so deep in the area,
but they were nowhere.
**[04:31] ---**
Komachi...
**[04:39] ---**
Doc. Is there anything I can do to help?
**[04:43] ---**
What?
**[04:45] ---**
Michi?
**[04:47] ---**
They're... fine. Kaoruko and Komachi.
I know they're fine for sure.
**[04:55] ---**
So I'll do what I can.
**[05:08] ---**
Look at this!
**[05:10] ---**
Ouch... Are you okay, Kaoruko?
**[05:14] ---**
Y-yeah... somewhat.
**[05:19] ---**
Man, that mother virus is so persistent!
**[05:22] ---**
Let's go! This way!
**[05:23] ---**
Hey, wait up!
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, good! They're alive!
**[05:35] ---**
I'll do what I can! Michi!
I'll help too, meow!
**[05:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:45] ---**
We just have to do what we can now...
and just trust them.
**[05:49] ---**
Yeah! I'll go look for them some more!
**[05:53] ---**
Come on, Ayaka and Irina!
**[05:56] ---**
Okay!
**[06:02] ---**
Transmitting
**[06:04] ---**
Complete
**[06:05] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:07] ---**
The blueprint of Exceed
was transferred somewhere.
**[06:11] ---**
Although the blueprint is useless
without the equipment here...
**[06:25] ---**
Akihabara in this world is amazing.
I can't believe there are so many stores.
**[06:30] ---**
This is Akihabara before
it was infected by the viruses, right?
**[06:34] ---**
I've heard all about it but...
**[06:38] ---**
H-hey, Ayaka!
**[06:40] ---**
Anime Ito
**[06:43] ---**
Closed
Today
**[06:47] ---**
Look.
**[06:51] ---**
Welcome to the
Rabbit Café
**[06:54] ---**
That's Rabbit Café! It's displayed face up!
**[06:56] ---**
We had such a hard time finding those manga volumes,
but here, there are so many.
**[07:01] ---**
It's not just Rabbit Café! Look!
***SIGN*** Mini Basket! Shogi King's Big Job!
**[07:11] ---**
Love Love Legend
**[07:13] ---**
The memories of the works
that are almost disappearing in our world...
**[07:18] ---**
People know them in this
world. They remember.
**[07:22] ---**
Toranoana
**[07:24] ---**
They're staying in people's
minds as memories.
**[07:25] ---**
Welcome to the Rabbit Café
**[07:32] ---**
You're right. This town is like
a collection of everyone's memories.
**[07:39] ---**
Memories...
**[07:51] ---**
Whoa! I-I'm sorry. Are you all right?
**[07:55] ---**
Y-yeah.
**[07:57] ---**
Oh?
**[07:58] ---**
Hey, Sakaki!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh? Um...
**[08:02] ---**
It's me. Your classmate. Izumi Asagi!
**[08:06] ---**
Oh. Hello and excuse me...
**[08:12] ---**
I-is that...?!
**[08:15] ---**
Do you know about this?
**[08:17] ---**
Yes, just a little. Its main character Slash
is being hunted by the mafia.
**[08:23] ---**
But after meeting Keiji, they overcome
many obstacles together to find true love.
**[08:29] ---**
It's a total of 18 volumes and...
**[08:30] ---**
Wow, you know a lot!
**[08:33] ---**
The owner of the shop I work for
recommended this to me, so I started reading it.
**[08:36] ---**
It's really fun, isn't it?!
**[08:40] ---**
Y-yes, it is.
**[08:43] ---**
It makes me kind of happy.
**[08:45] ---**
I don't know anyone around me
that I can talk to about manga and anime.
**[08:50] ---**
I feel the same way.
**[09:01] ---**
It didn't take us long at all
to become friends after that.
**[09:06] ---**
The town that collects everyone's memories.
**[09:09] ---**
Including ours, right?
**[09:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:28] ---**
This is a nice town, don't you think?
**[09:30] ---**
It's filled with the stuff
we love. And we can say
**[09:33] ---**
what we love about them without hesitating.
**[09:35] ---**
A town filled with things
we love. That's nice.
**[09:38] ---**
We have to protect it, protect what we love.
**[10:56] ---**
It's here!
**[10:57] ---**
Everyone, let's do this!
**[10:59] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:37] ---**
Onoden
**[11:44] ---**
Three...
**[11:45] ---**
Two...
**[11:46] ---**
One...
**[11:46] ---**
Zero!
**[12:09] ---**
W-wow! They're real!
**[12:19] ---**
So cool!
**[12:23] ---**
This is a robot army created
by the cooperation of people in Akihabara!
**[12:37] ---**
Everybody ready?!
**[12:39] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:05] ---**
Eye beam!
**[13:12] ---**
We did it!
**[13:13] ---**
Not yet!
**[13:18] ---**
Noooooo!
**[13:27] ---**
It's really strong...
**[13:30] ---**
Now we have to play our ace in the hole.
**[13:32] ---**
Huh? You got something?
**[13:35] ---**
Of course!
**[13:37] ---**
Everyone! We'll combine ourselves together!
**[13:40] ---**
"Combine ourselves"...?
**[13:42] ---**
Come on, guys. Do this with me! Combine!
**[13:46] ---**
Combine!
**[13:48] ---**
Combine!
**[13:50] ---**
Turning on!
**[14:25] ---**
Face change!
**[14:30] ---**
Eye beam!
**[14:41] ---**
We did it! Doc. We'll finish it meow!
**[14:44] ---**
Yes!
**[14:45] ---**
I got it!
**[14:47] ---**
Here I come!
**[15:04] ---**
What's that?
**[15:23] ---**
What?! It got bigger again!
**[15:25] ---**
And it's more powerful too!
What are we gonna do, Saori?
**[15:28] ---**
Well... Well...
**[15:46] ---**
No... The streets of Akihabara
are being destroyed...
**[16:12] ---**
No! I can't take it anymore, meow!
**[16:15] ---**
What?!
**[16:15] ---**
Come on! Come on!
**[16:26] ---**
Exceed?!
**[16:27] ---**
Sorry about the wait!
**[16:29] ---**
We came to rescue you!
**[16:32] ---**
Oh! This voice!
**[16:33] ---**
Kaoruko!
**[16:34] ---**
Komachi!
**[16:36] ---**
We really need Exceed to protect this world.
**[16:40] ---**
So we persuaded the lady who
fell with us to make it.
**[16:45] ---**
Now it's up to you, girls. Save this world!
**[16:49] ---**
She's kinda cool.
**[16:51] ---**
I'm so glad you're both
okay, Kaoruko and Komachi.
**[16:54] ---**
Hey, hey.
**[16:57] ---**
Haven't you forgotten about me?
**[16:59] ---**
I've done my share of work this time,
so you should thank me, too!
**[17:03] ---**
Yes, yes. You're the best. You're great!
**[17:05] ---**
I know you don't mean it at all...
**[17:07] ---**
So playtime is over! Here I come!
**[17:40] ---**
What?!
**[17:42] ---**
It blocked?!
**[17:44] ---**
Let me do this!
**[17:45] ---**
For this kinda thing, you need
to put your soul into it!
**[17:48] ---**
Come on! Let's go, pink girl!
**[17:51] ---**
Okay!
**[18:12] ---**
Maya!
**[18:14] ---**
Not yet!
**[18:28] ---**
Now! Go!
**[18:30] ---**
Maya!
**[18:31] ---**
What are you doing? Hurry!
**[18:33] ---**
Understood!
**[18:34] ---**
Izumi!
**[18:42] ---**
We will not lose!
**[18:44] ---**
We'll fight to protect people's memories!
**[18:47] ---**
Because the feeling of love is invincible!
**[18:50] ---**
The familiar scenery and
the same everyday life
**[18:54] ---**
RABBIT SHED SHOP
**[18:55] ---**
Is starting to change a little (a little)
**[18:58] ---**
Without beying noticed by anyone
**[19:01] ---**
Changing!
**[19:02] ---**
The u-u-u-u-un-p-p-p-precidented
crisis is nearing
**[19:07] ---**
Now it's your turn you know (you know)
**[19:10] ---**
So says someone's voice
**[19:12] ---**
No matter what happens
(No matter what happens)
**[19:18] ---**
What remains in your heart (the kindness)
**[19:21] ---**
So innocent as a child (your passion)
**[19:24] ---**
For them to (get clouded)
**[19:26] ---**
No (more)
**[19:26] ---**
This is the power of memories within people!
**[19:27] ---**
Prepare (yourself) And let's stand up!
**[19:30] ---**
Ready, everyone?!
**[19:32] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:32] ---**
That's right, get back the future
**[19:35] ---**
Connecting (connecting)
**[19:37] ---**
Our today and tomorrow
**[19:38] ---**
Memorial...
**[19:41] ---**
To change them our destiny
**[19:42] ---**
Burst!
**[19:43] ---**
Even you, who had nothing
**[19:47] ---**
Ah, can have courage called hope
**[19:49] ---**
Yes, no need to fear anymore
**[19:55] ---**
Now let's jump into the world unseen!
**[19:59] ---**
Wow...
**[20:02] ---**
It's returning. This town
and people's memories...
**[20:10] ---**
So this is the true Akihabara.
**[20:13] ---**
We did it...!
**[20:14] ---**
We did!
**[20:15] ---**
Justice always wins!
**[20:21] ---**
Going out of control... You're such a fool...
**[20:27] ---**
Maya, thanks for everything.
**[20:30] ---**
O-oh! Hey, pink girl.
**[20:33] ---**
Don't get me wrong. This
time was an exception!
**[20:36] ---**
Come tomorrow, we're
enemies again, got that?!
**[20:39] ---**
Yes, yes, got it.
**[20:46] ---**
Someday, our town too will be...
**[21:13] ---**
Tiger's Swamp
***SIGN*** Today's Special Mushroom omelet Mushroom spaghetti Mushroom gratin Those are today's specials!
**[22:02] ---**
Welcome!
**[22:05] ---**
Welcome to the Rabbit Shed Café!
**[22:22] ---**
Taisetsu ni shiteru akogare no sekai wa
The world I long for and cherish
**[22:28] ---**
Itsumo koko ni aru
Is always in my heart (here)
**[22:31] ---**
Iro asenai
It won't fade
**[22:34] ---**
Namida ga deru hodo issho ni warattari
Days when we laugh till our tears fall
**[22:40] ---**
Umaku ikanakutte shizumu hi mo
Or get depressed because of mishaps
**[22:45] ---**
Tasuke atte tachi mukau
We can help each other face obstacles
**[22:50] ---**
Kitto tori modoshite miseru
We'll make sure to get it back
**[22:57] ---**
Kibou e
To hopes
**[23:00] ---**
Taisetsuna mono o mamoru toki
When protecting what we cherish
**[23:06] ---**
Monosugoi power waki agaru
Tremendous amounts of power well up from inside
**[23:12] ---**
Kimi ga iru kara akiramenai
Because you're here, I won't give up
**[23:17] ---**
Tsuki susunde yuku sou kimeta
I'll push forward, I decided
**[23:23] ---**
Tsuyoi kizuna "Kiseki" hikari hajikeru
Strong bond "miracle" shines and sparkles