# E8 - Shinobu Mail, Part Two

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYZXD4P86/shinobu-mail-part-2)<br>
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**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry to interrupt<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while you're waxing sentimental, devil boy.<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DEVIL BOY<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What in the world happened?<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You probably can't help<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brooding over that snail girl, but...<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd prefer that you didn't commit double-suicide<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with some local girl because of it.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's such a glaring misunderstanding.<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DON'T SAY SOME LOCAL GIRL.<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KANBARU IS A CUTE UNDERCLASSMAN.<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Suruga Kanbaru.<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I see. So this is Gaen's niece.<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Previously Suruga Gaen,<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and once Gaen's big sister<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;finished the marriage paperwork, Suruga Kanbaru.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Ononoki, what are you doing here?<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's just a coincidence.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wasn't planning on rescuing you, devil boy.<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was just doing my job.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the job site, devil boy was trying to commit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;double suicide with a girl I didn't know.<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I thought,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Yahoo, I just have to get in the way."<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, thank you, Ononoki.<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I keep owing you favors,<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but someday, I'll make sure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to repay you for this favor.<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say you're going to repay me,<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;normally I'd like for you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to pile up a giant fortune.<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this time, I'll let you off the hook<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you answer my question.<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What in the world happened?<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OWARIMONOGATARI<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SHINOBU MAIL, PART TWO<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An armor-clad samurai?<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An armor-clad samurai that automatically<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rebuilds itself when broken up<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and has the energy drain skill?<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*However, I didn't tell Ononoki everything.*<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I hesitated about relating<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Ononoki the situation*<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*that I hadn't prepared my heart for.*<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The armor-clad samurai's parting words.*<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*An impossible array<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the alphabet... "Kiss-shot."*<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KISS-SHOT<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That name not even I call her by anymore...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is what was said.*<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And then, the demon sword "Kokoro Watari"...*<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ononoki, do you have any ideas?<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That armor-clad samurai...<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does it have something to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the job you're currently entrusted with?<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It does.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup, that's right...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed, it does. It's within my duties.<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But listening to that story,<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's almost completely different<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the phenomenon<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that was the subject of my field work.<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems it's become much more violent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since I was investigating it.<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened in these past few days?<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the first place, it wasn't even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an armor-clad samurai when I was chasing it.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, Ononoki.<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it, devil boy?<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can I drop this particular case?<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, don't get me wrong. I'm fine.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm perfectly fine, but... Kanbaru...<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can let Kanbaru go home now, right?<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, devil boy,<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're going to scrap the promise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you made with Gaen?<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Going to scrap...<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saying that you would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;introduce that girl to her,<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you borrowed some wisdom<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Gaen, right?<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was absolutely necessary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in order to save Mayoi Hachikuji.<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you didn't actually have a choice,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but still, a promise is a promise.<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've really got some nerve, devil boy.<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For you to break a promise you made to Gaen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;almost makes me fall for you.<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't plan on breaking that promise.<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have good pectorals.<br>**[04:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't touch on the subject of my pecs.<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to touch it.<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't show an abnormal amount<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of interest in muscles.<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a corpse, so showing an interest in meat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is like an instinct...<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what's the reason?<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The reason you want to break the promise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you made with Gaen.<br>**[04:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm more than happy to introduce<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanbaru to her, even now.<br>**[05:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the promise wasn't just that, right?<br>**[05:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was trying to make Kanbaru help<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the job going on over on your end.<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Gaen had said*<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*that she needed Kanbaru's "left hand,"<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that is, her "left arm."*<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Of course, I was the one that made use<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Gaen's wisdom and knowledge.*<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Kanbaru had nothing to do with it.*<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Therefore, the promise was made with the condition<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Kanbaru herself agree to do so.*<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But that was a mistake to begin with.*<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I knew extremely well<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Kanbaru would never refuse*<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*if I requested something from her.*<br>**[05:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As a result, I subjected Kanbaru<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to unthinkable danger.*<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I completely roped her in.*<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As her upperclassman,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was supposed to decline such an offer.*<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand how you feel, devil boy.<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you should give up on that.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't recommend it.<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a warning to you as a friend.<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't remember ever<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;becoming friends with you.<br>**[06:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Devil boy, I've thought of you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a friend for a while now, you know?<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's way past the point of no return.<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why hasn't it crossed your mind that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if you were to send that girl home,<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that may not be protecting her?<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean?<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An apparition affects only by looking,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;curses only by meeting.<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet, that girl touched<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that armor-clad samurai, didn't she?<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see.*<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So Suruga Kanbaru already has...*<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...NOT ONLY DID SHE TOUCH, SHE PUNCHED.<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...gotten herself involved.*<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PUNCHED<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Devil boy, sit up straight.<br>**[06:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sit up straight. Hurry.<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up.<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry, hurry.<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HURRY, HURRY<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on just a second. It will be real quick.<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, Ononoki...<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't think you can go back in time or anything.<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just like the case with Mayoi Hachikuji...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Devil boy, you don't have enough resolve.<br>**[07:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you, you're thinking you can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;restart your life at any time, aren't you?<br>**[07:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're thinking no matter when you start,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll never be late, aren't you?<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if you make a mistake, even if you're careless,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe you think you can make something of it?<br>**[07:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the end, the positives<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and negatives of life even out, you say?<br>**[07:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, it's a given<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that it turns to zero when you die.<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So devil boy,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you really care about that girl,<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't be irresponsible<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and send her home right now.<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's more reason to take her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to where Gaen is now.<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And have Gaen protect her.<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have Gaen...<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SCRAP (HOGO)<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right. Don't scrap the promise,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and have the girl be protected.<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PROTECT (HOGO)<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Indeed.*<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If we're talking about irresponsible,*<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*sending Kanbaru home now<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be much more irresponsible.*<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I DIDN'T SEEK THE FREEDOM TO RUIN MY ENTIRE LIFE<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BY BREAKING A PROMISE I MADE TO GAEN.<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BUT THAT ASIDE,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I WANT TO KEEP MY PROMISE.<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I SHOULD KEEP IT.<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No... I'll be honest here.*<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It was a given I didn't want Kanbaru involved<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in something with a dangerous armor-clad samurai.*<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then, asking whether or not<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to be involved myself,*<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*it's definitely the case that I don't.*<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If anything, it's that I can't help<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but be involved in this.*<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HE ENTRUSTED ME WITH A MESSAGE.<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A MESSAGE TO "MY MASTER."<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If the true nature of that armor-clad samurai<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really is what I think it is...*<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even if I think such a thing is impossible,*<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*if even the slightest possibility<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that it can be exists...*<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't discard that.*<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Until I know that... I can't go home.*<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like you've reached a conclusion.<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh boy, friends really are troublesome.<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting now, I'll chase the armor-clad samurai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;apparition you supposedly witnessed, devil boy.<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Based on how it disappeared,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think I can find it,<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's my job to go on a fool's errand.<br>**[09:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's my job to step on devil boy's face<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and to go on a fool's errand.<br>**[09:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop saying that!<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And don't step on my face<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as part of your job!<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So devil boy, you should carry that niece<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and meet up with Gaen.<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And explain to her what the situation is.<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you say it that way,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it sounds like Kanbaru is my niece...<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, both you guys and I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should leave this place pretty soon.<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IT'S FINE TO WAX SENTIMENTAL FOREVER<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IN FRONT OF THE BURNED RUINS.<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soon, things like firefighters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the police will be rushing over.<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understanding when to retreat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a must for a specialist.<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you came to?<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Araragi-senpai! Are you OK?<br>**[10:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the meaning of this?<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't understand the situation very well,<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but my instincts are telling me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I shouldn't miss this opportunity.<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your instincts are amazing...<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT ARE THEY TELLING HER?<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THEY'RE SAYING TOO MUCH.<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think I can quite walk yet.<br>**[10:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll just sit here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get a piggyback ride for a while.<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, fine... Just a little bit longer, okay?<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The physical aspect aside,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a definite that I'm exhausted mentally.<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somehow, I'm feeling out of whack.<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Out of whack?<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In some way, I'm reminded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the North Shirahebi Shrine.<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-senpai...<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I proceeding toward that someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you wanted to introduce to me?<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... Yeah, we are.<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But about that, Kanbaru,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to apologize to you.<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need for apologies.<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, I'd rather you didn't apologize.<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making you bow your head, Araragi-senpai,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be a disgrace for Suruga Kanbaru.<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If so, wouldn't me giving you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a piggyback ride<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be more of a disgrace for Suruga Kanbaru?<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KANBARU / SURUGA<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd be so disgraced<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're splintered or something?<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, in all seriousness, it may be more dangerous<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to send you back right now.<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the least, until we figure out the situation,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want you to accompany me.<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For every favor you ask of me, Araragi-senpai,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this is how I answer:<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eat up!<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[11:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, that's cute!<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I ORDER?<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'll at least ask you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where we're headed, Araragi-senpai.<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, we're headed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the aforementioned rendezvous point.<br>**[11:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see... You probably know of it.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's called Rouhaku Park.<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rouhaku?<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might be Namishiro.<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently it was Senjyogahara's neighborhood<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back in middle school.<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I might remember if I saw it.<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, roger that, Araragi-senpai.<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, we're headed to that park, right?<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the person you wanted me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to meet will be there?<br>**[12:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, yeah.<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, if so, Araragi-senpai...<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you going in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the completely opposite direction?<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? But...<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess we'll go back a bit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and correct the route... I'm sorry, Kanbaru.<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's no big deal.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I trust you with everything.<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-senpai, do as you want.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ONE HOUR LATER<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We ended up in a location<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that we didn't know.*<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think, Araragi-senpai,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't you get lost in the past, or not?<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't you say you were about to, but didn't,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or something like that?<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, with Hachikuji...<br>**[12:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, wait. The lost cow isn't here any longer.*<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But...*<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shouldn't make any detours<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and go straight home as well!<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, but...*<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Would he actually set up something like this,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's more malicious than harassing?*<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Besides, even if this "lost" bit is his doing,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't see the objective for doing so.*<br>**[13:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What is he planning to do with me and Kanbaru<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after we lose our way... after we're lost?*<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanbaru, I'm letting go.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of the daikon?<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I mean you.<br>**[13:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IF ANYTHING, NOT A DAIKON BUT AN ANTELOPE.<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;EARLIER, EARLIER TO GIVE UP THE BETTER<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CALLING<br>**[13:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, Koyomin...*<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've been waiting for you.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was anxiously waiting.*<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I thought it was about time you called me.*<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So? How is it going right now?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do tell Big Sister Gaen.*<br>**[13:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see...<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A crab?*<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CRAB<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A snail?*<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SNAIL<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A monkey?*<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MONKEY<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A snake?*<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SNAKE<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A cat?*<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CAT<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you actually know?<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know everything, as you may know.*<br>**[14:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's a joke, a joke.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you getting so serious, Koyomin?*<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If I say five things, one is sure to be correct.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a dirty tactic adults use.*<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SNAIL      SNAIL     LOST     COW     LOST<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Personally, I'd predict that it's the snail.*<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SNAIL - LOST COW<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She got it right.*<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Simple. I thought the only one<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd have the luxury*<br>**[14:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*to make a phone call<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seeking help would be the snail.*<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just an analogy. So, how is it?*<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's exactly what it is... Yes.<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, together with Kanbaru,<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was heading to the park<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where we were supposed to meet up.<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But for over an hour now...<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>**[14:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was imagining what kind<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of thing it would be, but...<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of all those I imagined,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's the smallest one.<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koyomin.<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up and join me, please.<br>**[14:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to hear the details<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;face-to-face now.<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I mean, the story is such that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;joining you is what I can't do right now.<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was why I was seeking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some advice from you—<br>**[15:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This isn't worth me giving advice.*<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's merely someone<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meddling in your affairs.*<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you can't overcome that small an obstacle<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by yourself, I'd be troubled.*<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Fortunately, this isn't the first time<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're getting lost on your way.*<br>**[15:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koyomin,<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*follow Meme's principle here<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and help yourself on your own.*<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're not alone.*<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's right, you have your reliable underclassman<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beside you right now.*<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then, you can rely on her.*<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Rely on her, but...<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think Kanbaru is?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanbaru is—<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Suruga Kanbaru is my elder sister's daughter.*<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IZUKO GAEN<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Such a pity to keep talent like that dormant.*<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SHE JUST HUNG UP ON ME<br>**[15:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so your phone call is over, Araragi-senpai?<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that look on your face...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I assume you need something from your slave.<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have any slaves.<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then you don't need my opinion?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so reassuring.<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I don't—<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I do need it. Kanbaru,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you have any thoughts, let me know.<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I know. This way.<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know the way to the park,<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but if it's near where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senjyogahara-senpai's old house was...<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know the approximate direction by scent.<br>**[16:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not by sight, but scent?<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, Araragi-senpai.<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ARE YOU A NINJA OR SOMETHING?<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-senpai, the apparition called the lost cow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;makes people lose their way, right?<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then all you have to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to not go down the normal paths.<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Around three in the morning, at last...*<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NAMISHIRO (ROUHAKU) PARK<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...we arrived at the park.*<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of all things, it's only been three hours<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since I made the phone call.<br>**[17:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She couldn't possibly have gotten impatient<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and left already.<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Araragi-senpai,<br>**[17:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;most people would go home if they were forced<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to wait for three hours in the middle of the night.<br>**[17:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say so, that may be true, but...<br>**[17:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know.*<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just like I got lost on my way,*<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*maybe Gaen, who we were going to meet,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;met some sort of apparition phenomenon.*<br>**[17:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is it unthinkable that possibility<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is what's causing her not to be here?*<br>**[17:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanbaru, I have a favor to ask.<br>**[17:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eat up!<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not it.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may be useless, but I'd like to split up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and comb the entire park.<br>**[17:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you find something, holler at me.<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I just need to scream?<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't scream. I'd be the one that gets arrested.<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roger. Will serve you.<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ARRESTED (TSUKAMARU)<br>**[17:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SERVE (TSUKAMATSURU)<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-senpai! Found her!<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't look like there's anyone there...<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, Araragi-senpai.<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? Look closely.<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-Shinobu!<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, if it isn't my master! You're pretty late.<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's so cute...*<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Shinobu.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why in the world are you here...<br>**[18:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ka ka!<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Monkey, huh...<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That gave me a hard time for sure.<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed, I found this kitten<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be one tough customer.<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A cat, indeed...<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;LET'S PUT ASIDE THE PERVERT FOR NOW.<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you know... by "monkey"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not talking about this girl.<br>**[19:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was wearing a raincoat and galoshes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it was someone other than her.<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone else?<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, it was an apparition<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd been fighting<br>**[19:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;somewhere out there until just recently,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;together with the cat.<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What are you talking about?<br>**[19:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;AND A CAT?<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT CAT?<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IN THIS TOWN RIGHT NOW?<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a competition you'd dream of,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in all sorts of ways.<br>**[19:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, this is nothing more than a scratch,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nothing serious.<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about on your end? Were you all right?<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah. After parting ways with you...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see. About that darkness...<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need.<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was briefed on that already.<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems I've had all sorts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of misunderstandings for over 400 years now.<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The epitome of clumsiness, indeed.<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You heard? From whom—<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have to even tell you.<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard from the little girl<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who stomped on you.<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The little girl who stomped on me?<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I have no idea what you're talking about...<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinobu, you're the only one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's stomped on me with a bare foot, you know?<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't say it was a bare foot.<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Drats! So this is what they mean by the saying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"the tongue ever turns to the aching tooth"!<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though it looks like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're aching as much as you can ache...<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More like, you have a cute footprint<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clearly left on your face.<br>**[20:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the...!<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I secretly wondered this whole time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what happened while I was unconscious.<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you saw it, then say something!<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just continued riding piggyback<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on your upperclassman, thinking it was funny?<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, normally a marking of that sort<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be so resentful that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd want to peel the skin off your face.<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But against my will,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the doll-girl has saved us...<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this one time,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll graciously forgive her.<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Has saved us"? Come now...<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What really happened to you, Shinobu?<br>**[21:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's not worth mentioning.<br>**[21:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While the cat and I were being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;assaulted by a monkey...<br>**[21:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we were having a tough time...<br>**[21:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doll-girl suddenly appeared,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and, impressively enough, joined forces with us.<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that special move of hers?<br>**[21:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"A RULEBOOK MOSTLY FILLED WITH EXCEPTIONS"<br>**[21:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Unlimited Rulebook," or something?<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She used it to blow off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the right half of the monkey's body.<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And, after she saved you,<br>**[21:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ononoki told you what's happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since that incident, or something?<br>**[21:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then...<br>**[21:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Assuming she heard about the darkness there,*<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*then, did she hear about<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the armor-clad samurai afterwards as well?*<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, that doesn't seem to be the case.*<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm glad both of us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are safe and sound.<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I guess we're not quite safe just yet.<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, the so-called master<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Hawaiian-shirt boy<br>**[21:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is going to restore the pairing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between you and me?<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doll-girl said that it'd be good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to meet up with you for that reason.<br>**[21:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yet, I arrive here,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and neither you or that master are around.<br>**[22:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So...<br>**[22:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So... that's why you were sleeping<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;under the swings?<br>**[22:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of idea is that?<br>**[22:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;outside the box like that?<br>**[22:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if you were tired<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from an unexpected battle,<br>**[22:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the least, if you're going to sleep,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there are other places—<br>**[22:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master, we should talk about that later.<br>**[22:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unfortunately, it seems<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're not quite done fighting just yet...<br>**[22:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems the battle isn't quite over just yet.<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The battle for us seems to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what's coming up now.<br>