E1 - Chapter One - Mayoi Hell

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SIGN    CHAPTER 001
[00:04] Koyomi
    If I could see Mayoi Hachikuji
    one more time, I wouldn't mind dying.
[00:08] Koyomi
    For a while, I truly thought that.
[00:12] Koyomi
    As for why I didn't do so...
[00:14] Koyomi
    Much though I was okay with dying,
    perhaps more so,
[00:17] Koyomi
    I still wanted to live, contrary to expectations.
[00:21] Koyomi
    I felt there was something
    for me to do while I'm alive.
[00:26] Koyomi
    When there's family or a lover,
[00:29] Koyomi
    benefactors or friends,
    those are factors to consider.
[00:33] Koyomi
    However, humans, or at least I,
[00:36] Koyomi
    aren't creatures with such strong self-control
    that one would die for an emotion.
[00:42] Koyomi
    I don't need friends.
[00:47] Koyomi
    Because my strength as a human decreases.
[00:50] Koyomi
    Those pet phrases became nostalgic,
    so weak I've become.
[00:54] Koyomi
    I am weak as a human.
[00:56] Koyomi
    Weak, so weak...
[00:58] Koyomi
    What's weakest of all is that
    I don't particularly loathe my weakened self.
[01:06] Koyomi
    I hold no grudge against it.
[01:11] Koyomi
    However, there may be people out there
    who cannot forgive me for becoming weaker.
[01:19] Koyomi
    Overcoming the hell from spring break,
    I still continued to live,
[01:23] Koyomi
    and I'm not one who can't notice
    someone glaring at me, wishing for me to die.
[01:28] Ougi
    You really are a fool, Araragi-senpai.
[01:34] Koyomi
    Yeah, it's true.
[01:36] Koyomi
    "He that is born a fool
    is never cured until death."
[01:38] Koyomi
    On the other hand,
    if it's something that death will cure,
SIGN    KOYOMI ARARAGI
[01:42] Koyomi
    being a fool may not have been
    that terrible of an illness, either.
SIGN    OWARI MONOGATARI Mayoi Hell
SIGN    MAYOI HELL - PART ONE
SIGN    CHAPTER 002
[03:26] Koyomi
    H-Hachikuji?
[03:28] Mayoi
    Yes.
[03:30] Koyomi
    Hachikuji?
[03:31] Mayoi
    Yes, that's right.
[03:34] Koyomi
    Mayoi Hachikuji?
[03:36] Mayoi
    Yes, I'm Mayoi Hachikuji.
[03:41] Koyomi
    Now wait, hold on.
[03:42] Koyomi
    Don't panic.
SIGN    ARARAGI
SIGN    KOYOMI
[03:44] Koyomi
    Right, just remember...
[03:45] Koyomi
    What kind of a situation was this now?
SIGN    Exam-taker number: 0049 Name: Araragi, Koyomi  Foreign Subjects Taken: English, German, Chinese, Russian, Japanese (circle two subjects that apply)
[03:48] Koyomi
    Right. Today, March 13th
    was the day of my entrance exams.
SIGN    Exam Date: 3/13/xxxx (Tue) General Entrance Exams Japanese - oo:oo ~ oo:oo
[03:53] Koyomi
    Before heading to the college campus
    to take the exam, I had made a detour.
[03:57] Koyomi
    There, I saw the leader of the specialists,
[04:00] Koyomi
    Gaen Izuko-san, waiting for me within
    the shrine grounds, and I had to face her.
[04:10] Koyomi
    And?
[04:11] Koyomi
    And, why Hachikuji?
[04:13] Koyomi
    Mayoi Hachikuji-san?
[04:22] Koyomi
    Oh, brother.
    Looks like there's a problem.
[04:25] Koyomi
    From this turn of events,
[04:26] Koyomi
    I'm sure everyone is thinking of
    a surprising reunion with someone
    
[04:30] Koyomi
    Koyomi Araragi would never see again,
    the one close to his heart, Mayoi Hachikuji,
[04:34] Koyomi
    jumping for joy, choked with gratified tears,
    trembling from the touching moment,
[04:38] Koyomi
    rejoicing and screaming nonsense,
    and he would first attempt to hug her.
[04:44] Koyomi
    I'm sure that's what everyone expects.
[04:46] Koyomi
    I'm sure that's what is expected of me.
[04:50] Koyomi
    That's quite the burden of expectation.
[04:52] Koyomi
    My adolescent self, the one who
    jumped at Hachikuji with a rocket-like start
[04:57] Koyomi
    each time he saw her walking around town,
    is no longer here.
[04:59] Koyomi
    If that is Koyomi Araragi, then he is already dead.
[05:03] Koyomi
    He. Is. Dead.
[05:05] Koyomi
    Such a Koyomi Araragi
    that is better off dead, really was dead.
[05:10] Koyomi
    He met a fitting end.
[05:12] Koyomi
    But well, that said...
[05:14] Koyomi
    That said...
[05:16] Koyomi
    Tracing back the faint threads of memory,
    I am indebted to Hachikuji quite a bit as well.
[05:22] Koyomi
    Benevolence, justice, rites, knowledge,
    loyalty, integrity, filial piety, sibling piety.
SIGN    BENEVOLENCE, JUSTICE, RITES, KNOWLEDGE, LOYALTY, INTEGRITY, FILIAL PIETY, SIBLING PIETY
[05:26] Koyomi
    Return gratitude worth returning.
[05:28] Koyomi
    It is only natural to approach someone who took care of you with gratitude.
[05:32] Koyomi
    If that's been decided, then all is well.
[05:36] Koyomi
    On your mark, get set...
[06:03] Koyomi
    Hachikuji!
[06:10] Koyomi
    Hachikuji! Hachikuji! Hachikuji!
[06:16] Koyomi
    What are you doing here?
    Why are you here for me right now?
[06:20] Koyomi
    No, I don't care about the reason,
    I'm just happy that you're here for me.
[06:23] Koyomi
    I can't put these touching feelings to words!
[06:32] Koyomi
    Oh, how this feels to the touch...
    The feeling of huggin you...
[06:34] Koyomi
    This size, and how it
    completely fits within my arms!
[06:37] Koyomi
    This truly is Hachikuji!
[06:39] Koyomi
    Thankful, so thankful!
[06:41] Koyomi
    The more we rub cheeks,
    the more it feels like Hachikuji!
[06:44] Koyomi
    The more I lick around,
    the more it feels like Hachikuji!
[06:46] Koyomi
    The more it ripens,
    the more I can lick Hachikuji!
[06:50] Koyomi
    Come on, let me touch you more!
[06:52] Koyomi
    Let me hug you more!
[06:53] Koyomi
    Let me lick you more!
[06:58] Koyomi
    Hey now! Don't thrash about!
    It's harder for us to get naked!
[07:08] Koyomi
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
    What the hell are you doing, brat?
SIGN    CHAPTER 003
[07:20] Koyomi
    How to put it...
[07:22] Koyomi
    That's right. After I parted ways with you,
SIGN    SEISHIROU SHISHIRUI
[07:24] Koyomi
    Shinobu's first minion showed up,
[07:27] Koyomi
    Oikura returned,
SIGN    SODACHI OIKURA
[07:29] Koyomi
    Sengoku had all that happen
    to her here at this shrine,
SIGN    NADEKO SENGOKU
SIGN    DEISHU KAIKI
[07:32] Koyomi
    I bumped into Kaiki,
SIGN    KOYOMI ARARAGI
[07:34] Koyomi
    I turned into a vampire on my own,
[07:36] Koyomi
    that and I had Ononoki-chan
    kill one of her own creators,
SIGN    YOTSUGI ONONOKI
SIGN    SURUGA KANBARU
[07:40] Koyomi
    oh right, that was here at this shrine, too.
SIGN    KAREN ARARAGI / TSUKIHI ARARAGI
SIGN    YODURU KAGENUI
[07:44] Koyomi
    And also at this shrine,
    Kagenui-san went missing, too.
[07:48] Koyomi
    I had one bad thing
    happen to me after another.
[07:51] Koyomi
    For all this time, I called the two weeks
    of spring break as a hellish time for me.
[07:56] Koyomi
    But the true hell
    may have been the past six months—
[07:59] Mayoi
    That's incorrect, Araragi-san.
[08:02] Koyomi
    Hm? What is?
[08:04] Mayoi
    Ara-lucky-san.
[08:07] Koyomi
    Hachikuji, I was just talking about how
    unfortunate of a person I had been.
[08:12] Koyomi
    I don't care how you flub, but just don't flub
    in such a positive, happy light like that.
[08:17] Koyomi
    At the least, you should have said Un-lucky-san.
[08:20] Koyomi
    That, and my name is Araragi.
[08:23] Mayoi
    I'm sorry. I flubbed.
[08:24] Koyomi
    No, that was intentional.
[08:26] Mayoi
    I fwubbed.
[08:27] Koyomi
    It's not intentional?
[08:29] Mayoi
    Flub-dub-cub-hub-stub-grub-sub-bub-rub-club-tub.
[08:33] Koyomi
    How can you recite that without flubbing?
[08:35] Koyomi
    I can't help but marvel at you as you do that!
[08:38] Mayoi
    You're incorrect, Araragi-san.
[08:46] Mayoi
    It's more realistic an error,
    or rather a more practical error...
[08:50] Mayoi
    To be frank, the location is different.
[08:54] Koyomi
    Location?
[08:57] Mayoi
    For a while, Araragi-san,
[09:00] Mayoi
    you've been saying
    "this shrine" this, "this shrine" that.
[09:06] Mayoi
    But, this isn't North Shirahebi Shrine.
[09:11] Mayoi
    Huh? What?
[09:14] Mayoi
    And, it's not even that park
    where I first met you, Araragi-san.
[09:18] Koyomi
    What?
[09:21] Mayoi
    Araragi-san,
    please stay calm and listen to me.
[09:26] Mayoi
    Araragi-san, you may be thinking that I,
[09:28] Mayoi
    someone who has rested in peace,
    have returned before you.
[09:33] Mayoi
    But actually, in reality, that is not the case.
[09:37] Koyomi
    What?
SIGN    WHAT
[09:38] Mayoi
    It's not that I have appeared
    before you, Araragi-san.
[09:41] Mayoi
    Araragi-san, you were the one
    who appeared before me, okay?
SIGN    WHAT
[09:44] Koyomi
    What, what?
SIGN    WHAT²
[09:45] Mayoi
    Araragi-san, early in the morning on March 13th,
    you visited said North Shirahebi Shrine,
[09:51] Mayoi
    met with Gaen Izuko-san,
    and you were murdered.
[09:58] Izuko
    And that solution is for you to die.
[10:01] Izuko
    It's all right. It will only hurt for an instant.
SIGN    HACHIKUJI BUS
[10:06] Mayoi
    This place, Araragi-san...
[10:08] Mayoi
    is Hell.
[10:10] Koyomi
    What?
[10:11] Mayoi
    The bottommost layer of hell
    among all hells...
[10:16] Mayoi
    Avici Hell.
SIGN    CHAPTER 004
[10:23] Koyomi
    Hell? Hell? Avici Hell?
SIGN    SANJIVA / KALASUTRA / SAMGHATA /
    RAURAVA / MAHARAURAVA / TAPANA
[10:27] Koyomi
    Let's say this is indeed Avici.
    I have one big question.
[10:32] Mayoi
    Oh, you're wondering why you fell into
    such a deep part of hell, Araragi-san?
[10:38] Mayoi
    You see, Araragi-san,
    you have turned into a vampire, right?
SIGN    HMRGH?
[10:42] Mayoi
    The main sin that lowered you down
    to Avichi is just that. Saving a demon.
SIGN    TOUR OF HELL
[10:48] Mayoi
    Of course you'd go to hell for that.
[11:00] Koyomi
    I see.
[11:02] Koyomi
    No, the big question I had
    wasn't about my grave sin.
[11:08] Koyomi
    What the hell are you doing here?
[11:11] Mayoi
    Why, you ask...
[11:13] Mayoi
    But well, you see, I fell down to hell.
[11:21] Koyomi
    You've got to be kidding me.
    After such a touching resting into peace!?
[11:25] Koyomi
    You fell to hell after that?
    Seriously? That was such a waste!
[11:29] Koyomi
    What are you doing? This just can't be!
[11:34] Mayoi
    See, I didn't know
    until I fell down here myself.
[11:39] Mayoi
    When children die before their parents,
    they apparently go straight to hell, no matter what.
SIGN    IT'S THAT BIT ABOUT PILING UP STONES ON THE BANKS OF HELL
[11:48] Koyomi
    You're kidding, right?
[11:52] Mayoi
    Hmm? What's the matter, Araragi-san?
[11:55] Koyomi
    But still...
[11:57] Koyomi
    That's not a sin that would make you fall
    all the way down to Avichi unlike me, right?
[12:03] Koyomi
    Shouldn't you be piling stones
    on the banks of hell?
[12:06] Mayoi
    Yes, that's right, Araragi-san.
[12:10] Mayoi
    I knew this is where
    you'd come falling down to, Araragi-san.
[12:14] Mayoi
    That is why I took a trip
    from the banks of Hell to pick you up.
[12:22] Mayoi
    "It looks like I'm having a friend come nearby,
    so I'll take a break from piling stones today!"
[12:27] Mayoi
    That's how I got out of there.
[12:29] Koyomi
    So the banks of hell
    is that easygoing a place to be?
[12:38] Koyomi
    You had known in advance?
[12:40] Mayoi
    No, it's not that I knew.
    The person who told me about it, did know.
[12:47] Mayoi
    Apparently that person...
[12:50] Mayoi
    ...knows everything.
SIGN    CHAPTER 005
[12:55] Mayoi
    Now that all the detailed explanations
    for every mystery has been explained,
[12:59] Mayoi
    let us start heading over.
[13:02] Mayoi
    Let's go, Araragi-san.
[13:07] Koyomi
    Hachikuji, you haven't had any hesitation
    in your steps at all until here.
[13:10] Koyomi
    At the least, can you tell me
    where our destination is?
[13:13] Mayoi
    To tell you the destination where we are heading
    based on the objective for heading there...
[13:18] Mayoi
    Araragi-san, it's my job
    to resurrect you back to life.
[13:22] Koyomi
    Eh? I can be resurrected?
[13:25] Mayoi
    Of course you can.
    What are you going to do by staying dead?
[13:28] Koyomi
    But, Gaen-san...
[13:30] Mayoi
    No, that's why you need
    to get a grip, Araragi-san.
[13:34] Mayoi
    In other words,
    "dying then resurrecting" was included
[13:37] Mayoi
    in everything proceeding according
    to her calculations.
[13:40] Koyomi
    What's up with that fruitless calculation?
[13:42] Koyomi
    That's a pretty meaningless act, much like
    dividing by two after multiplying by two.
[13:47] Mayoi
    It's not "dividing by two
    after multiplying by two."
[13:50] Mayoi
    There is subtraction as well.
[13:53] Mayoi
    Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.
[13:58] Mayoi
    Oh, Araragi-san.
[14:01] Mayoi
    Someone has sunken into the ground over there.
SIGN    CHAPTER 006
[14:09] Koyomi
    Sh-Shinobu!
[14:19] Mayoi
    Was it like your body
    moved on its own, Araragi-san?
[14:23] Mayoi
    That's strange. Araragi-san, you regretted
    saving Shinobu-san over spring break so much.
[14:29] Mayoi
    But here, in the same situation,
    why did you try to do the same thing again?
[14:34] Koyomi
    Well, that's... Um...
[14:37] Koyomi
    All I can say is that my body moved on its own.
[14:42] Koyomi
    Well, I still do wonder
[14:43] Koyomi
    to this day, what would have happened
    if I had ignored Shinobu back then.
[14:47] Koyomi
    I think and dream about it even now.
[14:51] Mayoi
    Over here!
[14:57] Mayoi
    Oh, Araragi-san, a pervert
    is coming this way. Please be careful.
[15:01] Koyomi
    A pervert is coming? That's a big deal.
[15:04] Koyomi
    Hachikuji, hide inside my clothes,
    I mean, behind my back.
[15:07] Mayoi
    You've already said "inside my clothes" there.
[15:12] Mayoi
    You could say, Araragi-san,
    that your life turned tumultuous
[15:15] Mayoi
    from when you saved Shinobu-san.
[15:18] Mayoi
    But if you say that,
    a big aspect was you getting to know
[15:21] Mayoi
    Hanekawa-san right before
    you saved Shinobu-san.
[15:24] Koyomi
    Well, I won't deny that it was
    Hanekawa's fault in all sorts of ways.
[15:29] Koyomi
    Because she doesn't know everything, but knows only
    what she knows, and exposed truths she didn't need to,
[15:36] Koyomi
    and because she forgot truths
    that she didn't have to forget,
[15:39] Koyomi
    we went through reckless shortcuts
    and impossible detours this whole time.
[15:44] Koyomi
    But...
[15:45] Koyomi
    Even then, I am glad
    that I became friends with her.
[15:49] Koyomi
    That, I believe from the bottom of my heart.
[15:59] Koyomi
    Senjyogahara!
[16:05] Mayoi
    I believe there was an option here to not catch
    Senjyogahara-san after her foot slipped.
SIGN    BACK THEN, SENJYOGAHARA-SAN HAD ALMOST NO WEIGHT
SIGN    SO SHE PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN INJURED
[16:13] Mayoi
    But Araragi-san...
[16:15] Koyomi
    I'll catch her, as many times as I need to,
[16:17] Koyomi
    if Senjyogahara would come falling down.
[16:20] Mayoi
    Suppose that, back then,
    if you had not caught Senjyogahara-san.
[16:26] Mayoi
    That con artist is going to show up
    in this town shortly after this, right?
[16:31] Koyomi
    The con artist... Deishu Kaiki.
[16:35] Mayoi
    If, back then, you had not gotten
    in the way, Araragi-san,
[16:38] Mayoi
    perhaps they may have
    gotten back together again?
[16:45] Mayoi
    How is it, Araragi-san?
[16:47] Mayoi
    If you imagined that perhaps you got in the way
    of Senjyogahara-san and Kaiki-san's romance...
[16:53] Koyomi
    If I imagined?
[16:55] Koyomi
    All the same, I can't help but think,
    "Serves you right!"
[17:01] Koyomi
    It seems she was obliged
    to Kaiki concerning Sengoku.
[17:05] Koyomi
    But, that is a completely different matter.
[17:08] Koyomi
    I can say from the bottom of my heart
    that I was better off never meeting him.
[17:12] Mayoi
    Then lastly, let's walk around the bit
    about Sengoku-san, who you just mentioned.
[17:17] Koyomi
    Wait, what about Kanbaru?
[17:20] Mayoi
    That is a different part.
[17:24] Koyomi
    About Shinobu, about Hanekawa,
    about Senjyogahara, and of course about Hachikuji...
[17:30] Koyomi
    If I were to come across
    the same situation again,
[17:32] Koyomi
    I'm sure I would do the same thing
    over and over again.
[17:35] Koyomi
    But, no matter what I do, I can't deny
    the feeling that I could have done it better.
[17:40] Mayoi
    I think you are doing plenty fine,
    Araragi-san.
[17:44] Mayoi
    At least, everything that concerns myself.
[17:47] Koyomi
    When you say that,
    it gives me a small feeling of salvation.
[17:52] Koyomi
    But at the least, when we're talking
    about Sengoku, I failed.
[18:05] Koyomi
    On the steps of the actual mountain,
    when I passed by Nadeko Sengoku...
[18:09] Koyomi
    Back then, I couldn't come to realize
    that she was her.
[18:21] Mayoi
    I don't know about that.
    After all, you aren't omnipotent.
[18:25] Mayoi
    You should distinguish things like that,
    like Hanekawa-san.
[18:32] Mayoi
    Come to think, is Ononoki-san doing well?
[18:36] Koyomi
    Well, she's doing well.
[18:37] Mayoi
    I see. Then, as the one who assigned her
    to be my successor,
[18:42] Mayoi
    it makes me want to sigh in relief.
[18:44] Koyomi
    Ononoki-chan was your successor?
[18:46] Mayoi
    Yes. The sanctioned successor.
SIGN    SANCTIONED (KOUNIN)
SIGN    SUCCESSOR (KOUNIN)
[18:50] Mayoi
    I'm sure she has delightful chats
    unfolding around you, Araragi-san.
[18:57] Koyomi
    Come to think, Ononoki-chan isn't included
    in this 89-spot pilgrimage, either.
SIGN    WRAP IT UP!
[19:04] Mayoi
    We have time constraints as well.
[19:06] Koyomi
    Time constraints?
[19:08] Mayoi
    Yes. Producer Hachikuji
    had to make a tough decision.
[19:11] Mayoi
    Well, the anime shed a lot of light
    onto Ononoki-san close up, so it's fine.
[19:15] Koyomi
    You don't have to balance things out
    with such a thing.
[19:19] Koyomi
    Balance.
[19:22] Koyomi
    That's what was on my mind.
[19:25] Koyomi
    Balance.
[19:37] Koyomi
    The right thing.
[19:38] Mayoi
    Yes? What was that, Araragi-san?
[19:41] Koyomi
    Well, I was thinking
    I had a debate with the Fire Sisters,
[19:44] Koyomi
    an advocate of justice,
    about something like that.
[19:47] Koyomi
    I suddenly was reminded of it.
[19:50] Mayoi
    Well, we're almost at the pinnacle, so if
    there's more you want to discuss, keep it short.
[19:55] Mayoi
    Because that will most likely be
    our final talk session.
[19:58] Koyomi
    What?
SIGN    THEN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
[20:04] Koyomi
    It was a talk about how it's difficult
    to do the right thing.
[20:08] Koyomi
    Most people are eager to correct mistakes
    more than doing the right thing, right?
[20:14] Mayoi
    Doing the right thing
    and correcting mistakes are different?
[20:18] Koyomi
    It's similar but different.
    It's not on the mark, but pretty close.
SIGN    THE ACT OF "CORRECTING A MISTAKE"
SIGN    MAKES PEOPLE FEEL LIKE
SIGN    THEY ARE "DOING THE RIGHT THING"—
[20:25] Koyomi
    If you keep correcting mistakes...
[20:27] Koyomi
    If you crush mistakes one by one,
    will it be a pure white kind of right someday?
[20:33] Koyomi
    If I had to pick, I'd say
    it would be a pitch black kind of right.
[20:37] Koyomi
    Anyways, in a nutshell,
    that's what I want to know.
[20:41] Mayoi
    But, if you go that route,
    you won't obtain what you really want.
[20:46] Koyomi
    I can't obtain...
[20:49] Koyomi
    ...what I really want?
[20:51] Mayoi
    Because it's on the premise
    that someone else is evaluating.
[20:54] Mayoi
    At that rate, you'll only receive
    what others give you.
[20:57] Mayoi
    Of course, I'm not saying that's a bad thing
[21:00] Mayoi
    If, like you, Araragi-san, one sought something
    beyond reach, or something you don't deserve,
[21:05] Mayoi
    such a method
    would prove to be impossible.
SIGN    MAKING MANY MISTAKES
SIGN    HAVING MANY FAILURES
SIGN    DOING THINGS OVER REPEATING THINGS
SIGN    HESITATING STAMPING ONE'S FEET IN FRUSTRATION
SIGN    REPEATING BY TRIAL AND ERROR
SIGN    AND BEYOND LOUD PROTESTS—
[21:12] Mayoi
    The only thing you can do is succeed, right?
[21:16] Koyomi
    It's not like I didn't particularly
    want to talk about myself here.
[21:21] Koyomi
    But well, maybe that is the case.
    No, that's how it should be.
[21:26] Mayoi
    You just said you weren't speaking
    about yourself.
[21:30] Mayoi
    Then, who were you speaking about?
[21:39] Koyomi
    Was it the defenders of justice,
    the Fire Sisters?
[21:42] Koyomi
    Was it a story about Oshino?
[21:46] Koyomi
    That's not it.
[21:47] Koyomi
    Probably, what I wanted to say...
[21:50] Koyomi
    What I wanted to talk about... was her.
[21:53] Koyomi
    The transfer student.
[21:55] Koyomi
    Meme Oshino's niece.
[21:57] Koyomi
    Ougi Oshino. It was about her.
[22:01] Koyomi
    Why didn't her name
    cross my mind until right now?
[22:05] Koyomi
    Why couldn't I remember her?
    Isn't that a bit strange?
[22:09] Koyomi
    She is the one who, of my past year,
[22:12] Koyomi
    was the most important person
    in the second half.
[22:23] Tadatsuru
    Hello, Araragi-kun.
    I've been waiting for you.
SIGN    CHAPTER 007
[22:31] Koyomi
    Wha—
[22:33] Koyomi
    Wh-Why are you here?
[22:41] Mayoi
    The one who notified me of "her" will
    was Teori-san over there.
[22:47] Koyomi
    N-Notify?
[22:48] Tadatsuru
    Don't give me that look, Araragi-kun.
[22:51] Tadatsuru
    I'll give you a full round of explanations.
[22:55] Koyomi
    You're, I mean...
[22:57] Koyomi
    a specialist who specializes in the extermination
    of immortal apparitions, right?
[23:02] Tadatsuru
    You don't have to worry
    about that for now.
[23:05] Koyomi
    What?
[23:07] Tadatsuru
    From you, your vampiric nature...
[23:09] Tadatsuru
    ...has been subtracted.
[23:16] Koyomi
    Oh, I see.
[23:18] Koyomi
    So that's what Hachikuji meant
    about what she said earlier.
[23:22] Koyomi
    It wasn't just multiplication and division,
    but there's subtraction involved as well.
[23:26] Koyomi
    The subtracted number
    was my vampiric nature.
[23:31] Tadatsuru
    Is Yotsugi doing well? I hope she didn't
    worry about the fact that she killed me.
[23:38] Tadatsuru
    After all, she wasn't told
    of the circumstances that we were in.
[23:42] Koyomi
    What were the circumstances?
[23:46] Tadatsuru
    To put it plainly...
[23:48] Tadatsuru
    Being killed by Yotsugi in that manner
    was the true role that had been given to me.
[23:57] Tadatsuru
    To fall to hell ahead of time, and have
    all preparations to resurrect you be completed.
[24:04] Tadatsuru
    That was my job as a professional specialist.
SIGN    MAYOI HELL - PART TWO
SIGN    CHAPTER 008
[24:15] Koyomi
    Huh?
SIGN    FIVE MINUTES LATER
[24:26] Koyomi
    You mean you feigned death?
[24:30] Tadatsuru
    The individual known as me had already
    passed away at a point in the distant past.
[24:36] Tadatsuru
    Back then, my self that Yotsugi killed
    was a puppet that I controlled.
[24:46] Koyomi
    You said that Ononoki-chan
    didn't know about that?
[24:50] Tadatsuru
    Yup, that's right. Not just Yotsugi,
    but Yoduru didn't know, either.
[24:56] Tadatsuru
    The ones who knew about this technique were
[24:58] Tadatsuru
    Gaen-senpai, and Meme Oshino.
    Nobody else.
[25:05] Koyomi
    If so, then what in the world was that farce?
[25:09] Tadatsuru
    A farce? That was the best act in my book.
[25:15] Tadatsuru
    I mean, dying and resurrecting.
[25:18] Tadatsuru
    You could say it's my specialty
    even more than it is for vampires.
[25:22] Tadatsuru
    Though, strictly speaking,
    I'm not really resurrecting back to life.
[25:27] Tadatsuru
    I am merely possessing a doll,
[25:29] Tadatsuru
    and through that medium,
    I am regressing into the material world.
[25:32] Koyomi
    From when?
[25:33] Tadatsuru
    I became a puppeteer
[25:36] Tadatsuru
    after I created the doll known as Yotsugi,
    and parted ways with them.
[25:42] Tadatsuru
    Whoa.
SIGN    WHITE FRAME
[25:48] Tadatsuru
    It seems I am being hurried.
[25:50] Tadatsuru
    Allow me to explain plainly.
[25:54] Tadatsuru
    I quit college, and entered this field.
[25:58] Tadatsuru
    But as Gaen-senpai was glaring at me,
    I couldn't really get things to go my way.
[26:04] Tadatsuru
    So, the hasty decision I had come up with
    was to call the forbidden technique.
[26:10] Tadatsuru
    As a specialist, it's too powerful of a spell
    to use, more than being a forbidden move.
[26:15] Tadatsuru
    I had tried to create a doll apparition
    named Tadatsuru Teori.
[26:20] Koyomi
    Did that succeed?
[26:23] Tadatsuru
    I failed, and what you see here is the result.
[26:27] Tadatsuru
    I became something
    like half-man and half-monster,
[26:30] Tadatsuru
    wandering the boundaries
    of the material world and the afterlife.
[26:34] Tadatsuru
    Well, I say it was a failure,
    but I can continue to live through my dolls.
[26:40] Tadatsuru
    And since then, I succeeded
    in the mass-production of the dolls.
[26:44] Tadatsuru
    So, if you say I'm immortal, I'm immortal.
[26:46] Tadatsuru
    If you say I'm an apparition,
    I'm an apparition.
[26:49] Tadatsuru
    At most, I make good use of my special
    constitution to strive in my own business.
SIGN    BECAUSE HE HAD SUCH A SPECIAL CONSTITUTION
SIGN    HE WAS ABLE TO COME THIS FAR OUTSIDE OF GAEN-SAN'S NETWORK...
[26:56] Koyomi
    Then, why did you pretend to die?
[26:59] Tadatsuru
    It was last month.
[27:01] Tadatsuru
    One request came flying for me
    as a specialist.
[27:06] Tadatsuru
    It was a request to resolve the anomalies
    that were happening in your town.
[27:12] Tadatsuru
    The contents of that request
    had targeted you and ex-Kiss-shot.
[27:18] Tadatsuru
    You guys were certified as harmless
    within Gaen-senpai's network,
[27:24] Tadatsuru
    but an apparition guarded by the network
    was something I targeted as my top priority.
[27:30] Tadatsuru
    Request or not, you were a target
    that I should be on the move for.
[27:34] Koyomi
    This guy took my two little sisters
    and one underclassman as hostages.
[27:39] Koyomi
    He pulled off such a vicious, cruel act.
SIGN    BLACK FRAME
[27:44] Tadatsuru
    If something had
    not been done in advance,
[27:47] Tadatsuru
    I wonder if I would have been
    unscathed by it all.
[27:50] Koyomi
    Don't say scary things like that.
[27:52] Tadatsuru
    I'm the one who is scared saying this.
[27:55] Tadatsuru
    To think that Suruga Kanbaru
    was the daughter of the Gaen clan...
[27:59] Tadatsuru
    When I think about what would've happened
    if I had injured her without
[28:02] Tadatsuru
    knowing anything, I start trembling.
[28:04] Tadatsuru
    I'm glad that I had heard things in advance.
[28:08] Koyomi
    Tadatsuru, so you had heard something
    from Gaen-san before you received the request?
[28:14] Tadatsuru
    No, it was someone else that was
    the middleman between me and Gaen-senpai.
SIGN    MIDDLEMAN
[28:22] Koyomi
    To the word "middleman,"
    I had one inspiration.
[28:27] Koyomi
    Oshino?
SIGN    OSHINO
[28:30] Koyomi
    Meme Oshino?
SIGN    CHAPTER 009
[28:32] Tadatsuru
    Correct.
[28:33] Tadatsuru
    Yes, that man
    who acts as he sees through things.
[28:37] Tadatsuru
    Despite being one of the leading members
    of Gaen-senpai's network,
[28:40] Tadatsuru
    he reached out and contacted me.
[28:43] Tadatsuru
    That made me feel like
    he was still a free man as ever.
[28:47] Tadatsuru
    He had said that because I was outside
    of Gaen-senpai's network,
[28:51] Tadatsuru
    there was something I could do.
[28:54] Koyomi
    And that was when you had heard
    of Kanbaru's background in advance?
[28:59] Tadatsuru
    Yup. And there was talk about you as well,
    or should I say, talk about you guys?
[29:05] Tadatsuru
    Now that I think about it, he was appealing to me
    about how safe you guys were.
[29:11] Tadatsuru
    By the way, I realized that he had
[29:14] Tadatsuru
    seen my true identity as just a doll,
    was at that time as well.
[29:18] Tadatsuru
    No, now that I think about it,
    maybe he was threatening me?
[29:22] Tadatsuru
    Like, "if you laid a hand on my friends,
    I'll disclose your true nature."
SIGN    TO THINK HE HAD TAKEN COUNTERMEASURES TO PREPARE FOR A SITUATION THAT IS EXPECTED TO HAPPEN
[29:34] Tadatsuru
    This was the argument he had made.
[29:37] Tadatsuru
    "Koyomi Araragi and Shinobu Oshino."
[29:39] Tadatsuru
    "Currently, they are basically harmless."
[29:42] Tadatsuru
    "As long as you leave them untouched,
    there are no problems."
[29:45] Tadatsuru
    "However, I'm not saying cases
    that deviate from the norm don't exist."
[29:49] Tadatsuru
    "The case IS where Araragi-kun colludes with
    Shinobu-chan, and continues to vampirify himself."
[29:55] Tadatsuru
    In other words, that man was deeply concerned
    about the arrival of a situation
[30:01] Tadatsuru
    where you had to do as such, Araragi-kun.
[30:03] Tadatsuru
    He seemed to know you'd willingly be reckless
    when it came to situations of that sort.
[30:10] Koyomi
    Even if he knew...
[30:12] Tadatsuru
    If such turn of events were to happen,
    I may receive some sort of a request.
[30:17] Tadatsuru
    A request to hunt down vampires, that is.
[30:21] Tadatsuru
    He wanted me to "forget my grudges from the past,
    and seek contact with Gaen-senpai."
[30:26] Tadatsuru
    "And at that point, Gaen-senpai
    should be waiting to hear from you."
[30:31] Tadatsuru
    "Because Gaen-senpai can't move,
    as she has her position to hold."
[30:35] Tadatsuru
    Back then, I didn't really understand
    what he was talking about.
[30:40] Tadatsuru
    But in reality, things went exactly
    like he thought it would go.
[30:44] Tadatsuru
    And that's why, when that request came flying in,
    indeed, to exterminate you guys,
[30:50] Tadatsuru
    it sent shivers up my spine.
[30:53] Tadatsuru
    At the same time,
    I found it rather strange.
[30:56] Tadatsuru
    If he was so concerned
    about this turn of events,
[30:59] Tadatsuru
    why didn't Oshino want to do something
    about it on his own?
[31:03] Tadatsuru
    That was something I became intrigued in.
[31:05] Tadatsuru
    That's why I thought I'd play along
    with his little arrangement.
[31:10] Tadatsuru
    I contacted Gaen-senpai.
SIGN    AND SO, THE CURTAIN ROSE ON THE FARCE PLAY.
SIGN    CHAPTER 010
[31:24] Mayoi
    Araragi-san, that's your ride
    to go back to the material world.
[31:28] Mayoi
    You really are running out of time.
[31:31] Mayoi
    If you miss that thread, Araragi-san, you really
    will continue to burn forever here in Avici.
[31:38] Mayoi
    And so, Teori-san, I'm terribly sorry,
    but can you cut that story out about here?
[31:44] Koyomi
    No, wait, Hachikuji.
[31:47] Koyomi
    It wasn't okay to just
    merely turn down the request?
[31:52] Tadatsuru
    "It's better for me to play along
    with what the enemy intended."
[31:56] Tadatsuru
    That was the conclusion
    Gaen-senpai and I came to.
[32:01] Tadatsuru
    I did say it was better to play along
    with what they intended,
[32:04] Tadatsuru
    but their intent is not something
    I clearly understand.
[32:08] Tadatsuru
    I'm doing this because
    I want to find out what it is.
[32:11] Tadatsuru
    That, and simultaneously,
[32:14] Tadatsuru
    it was a measure necessary in order to stop
    progression of you turning into a vampire.
[32:19] Tadatsuru
    So that I can come to this side
    like this, and guide you...
[32:23] Tadatsuru
    Since it was right after
    I played a despicable character,
[32:26] Tadatsuru
    I also had to have some assistance
    from Hachikuji-chan right there to pull it off.
[32:31] Mayoi
    I was allowed to assist for this.
SIGN    KOYOMI ARARAGI TADATSURU TEORI
[32:33] Mayoi
    It's in the parenthesis, cameo appearance.
[32:35] Mayoi
    It shows up
    at the end of the ending credits.
SIGN    MAYOI HACHIKUJI  (CAMEO APPEARANCE)
[32:39] Koyomi
    So kill once to reset, and resurrect just
    the "human" part of my physical body, huh?
SIGN    IF SO, THEN, IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE
SIGN    IF THEY TOLD ME IN ADVANCE,
SIGN    BUT IF THEY DIDN'T TELL ME, THAT MEANS
SIGN    THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES PREVENTING THEM FROM TELLING ME IN ADVANCE
SIGN    THAT PART MAY BE THE TACTIC THEY ARE TAKING AGAINST THE ENEMY
SIGN    THERE'S NO WAY FOR ME TO KNOW FROM MY VIEWPOINT.
[32:55] Tadatsuru
    Of course, if we were to use the demon sword
    "Yume Watari" to revive you
[32:59] Tadatsuru
    after killing you with
    the demon sword "Kokoro Watari,"
[33:02] Tadatsuru
    it may revive you
    just the way you were, as a vampire.
[33:06] Tadatsuru
    That would have put us back
    at square one.
[33:10] Tadatsuru
    In order to not do that, we needed me
[33:12] Tadatsuru
    to interfere as a specialist
    over from the hell side of things.
[33:17] Tadatsuru
    Without making that correction, there was
    nothing we could do against the enemy.
[33:25] Tadatsuru
    That was the mutual conclusion
    that both Gaen-senpai and I came to.
[33:31] Mayoi
    Let us be on our way, Araragi-san.
[33:41] Koyomi
    This thing is alive.
[33:50] Koyomi
    Come to think, I hadn't asked yet.
[33:52] Mayoi
    Yes?
[33:53] Koyomi
    I was supposedly slain at
    North Shirahebi Shrine in the real world.
[33:57] Koyomi
    Why did I wake up
    in that park over in hell?
[34:00] Mayoi
    That bothers you that much?
[34:02] Koyomi
    It's not enough to bother me per se, but...
SIGN    NO.
SIGN    I KNOW. I'M JUST DELAYING.
SIGN    TO CLIMB THIS WHITE SNAKE— TO RESURRECT BACK INTO LIFE.
SIGN    I'M DELAYING IT FURTHER AND FURTHER
SIGN    PARK
[34:10] Koyomi
    About the shift, well, I don't care.
[34:12] Koyomi
    But, if you know what the name
    of that park is, I'd like to know.
SIGN    NAMISHIRO
[34:18] Koyomi
    Is it "Namishiro," or "Rouhaku"?
[34:20] Tadatsuru
    "Shirohebi" Park.
[34:22] Tadatsuru
    The correct way to read the name
    is "Shirohebi" Park, if you go back to its origin.
[34:26] Koyomi
    Eh? Shirohebi?
SIGN    HEBI (SNAKE)
[34:29] Tadatsuru
    It's not the "insect" radical,
    but the "water" radical.
SIGN    HEBI
[34:32] Tadatsuru
    Shirohebi.
SIGN    SHIROHEBI
[34:34] Tadatsuru
    Somewhere along the way,
    someone miswrote and HEBI turned into NAMI.
[34:38] Tadatsuru
    It's why the location became hard to read.
SIGN    HEBI
SIGN    NAMI
[34:41] Koyomi
    Wait, "shirohebi"...
[34:43] Koyomi
    ...North "Shirahebi" Shrine.
SIGN    NORTH SHIRAHEBI SHRINE
[34:46] Tadatsuru
    Yup. That's what it means.
[34:48] Tadatsuru
    Originally, North Shirahebi Shrine
    used to be at that location.
[34:51] Tadatsuru
    That's why that slight shift occurred.
[34:53] Tadatsuru
    You've heard the story that this shrine
    was one that had been relocated, perhaps?
[34:58] Koyomi
    Yeah, that's—
[35:01] Koyomi
    I think it was a mistake in connection,
[35:03] Koyomi
    and became a reason for distortion,
    or something.
[35:06] Tadatsuru
    Right, as it was something like bringing
    the god of the seas on top of a mountain.
[35:11] Tadatsuru
    Though, to be precise, it wasn't a sea but a lake.
[35:15] Koyomi
    Lake? I think I've heard about that
    from someone at some point...
[35:21] Tadatsuru
    Well, you should
    get on your way soon, Araragi-kun.
[35:25] Tadatsuru
    Please give my regards
    to Gaen-senpai. And to Yotsugi.
[35:29] Tadatsuru
    Please cherish Yotsugi on my behalf as well.
[35:32] Koyomi
    Yeah, got it.
[35:35] Koyomi
    But is it all right
    for someone like me to resurrect?
SIGN    CHAPTER 011
[35:44] Koyomi
    Hachikuji!
[35:47] Mayoi
    "Is it all right
    for someone like me to resurrect?"
[35:50] Mayoi
    What kind of a statement is that?
[35:56] Mayoi
    What, Araragi-san.
    Are you chickening out?
[35:59] Mayoi
    You don't want
    to go through difficult ordeals?
[36:03] Mayoi
    Are you tired of it all?
[36:09] Koyomi
    No.
[36:11] Koyomi
    There really was a feeling
    like a tense thread snapping.
[36:16] Koyomi
    I didn't really have the feeling of
    "I was finally able to die," either.
[36:21] Mayoi
    You can only say that because
    you don't know the hardships of hell.
[36:24] Mayoi
    You really are quite fortunate
    merely because you can be resurrected.
SIGN    FORTUNATE
[36:31] Koyomi
    But I feel like there are tons of other people
    who deserve to be resurrected more than me.
[36:37] Koyomi
    Is it all right for me to be resurrected?
[36:40] Koyomi
    It's not that I don't want to be resurrected,
    but I feel I'm cutting in line when I shouldn't be.
[36:46] Mayoi
    You do, indeed!
[36:47] Mayoi
    You have the right to be resurrected.
[36:49] Mayoi
    Araragi-san, you have at least
    that much of a qualification.
[36:52] Mayoi
    Because you've done
    at least that much to begin with!
[36:55] Mayoi
    Yes, you have. I know all too well!
[37:02] Mayoi
    If you're not being resurrected,
    who are you saying should be resurrected?
[37:05] Mayoi
    Without a doubt,
    you are the first person in line!
[37:10] Mayoi
    If you say weak-minded things so much,
    I might end up hating you.
[37:21] Mayoi
    Listen up, Araragi-san.
[37:23] Mayoi
    The Araragi-san that I know...
[37:26] Mayoi
    loves girls, loves young girls, loves little girls,
    loves the skirt linings, loves women's hips,
[37:31] Mayoi
    loves big boobs, loves to be handled roughly,
    loves his older little sister,
[37:35] Mayoi
    loves his younger little sister, loves mature women,
    loves toplessness, loves bloomers,
[37:40] Mayoi
    loves school-issued swimsuits,
    loves class reps,
[37:42] Mayoi
    loves girls who use "boku,"
    loves cat ears, loves girls playing sports...
[37:46] Koyomi
    Hold on a second.
[37:47] Koyomi
    Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!
[37:49] Koyomi
    My heart is about to completely snap right now.
[37:54] Mayoi
    And you were someone who loves to be alive.
SIGN    IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT I HAD FORGOTTEN.
SIGN    I CAME TO THE BRINK OF DEATH MANY, MANY TIMES— AND EACH TIME, I NARROWLY ESCAPED DEATH
SIGN    BECAUSE OF THAT, I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN.
[38:04] Koyomi
    You're right.
[38:06] Koyomi
    If I'm not alive, I can't cherish girls at all.
[38:10] Mayoi
    Uhm, no, that's not exactly
    what I wanted to tell you.
[38:16] Koyomi
    To say there was a shift
    in the meaning of life...
[38:20] Koyomi
    There was plenty of meaning
    merely by staying alive.
[38:31] Koyomi
    If you love being alive,
    that's all you really needed.
[38:36] Koyomi
    Because I was able to love
    all sorts of things, and people.
[38:40] Mayoi
    When you say that in this context,
    it may be a bit misleading.
[38:46] Tadatsuru
    If I give the signal from this end, Gaen-senpai
    will pull you up from her end. That's about it.
[38:53] Koyomi
    Got it.
[38:54] Koyomi
    I'm much obliged, Tadatsuru.
[38:58] Koyomi
    Tadatsuru-san.
[38:59] Tadatsuru
    No need to be formal
    after all we've been through.
[39:02] Tadatsuru
    As long as you continue to attempt protecting
    Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade,
[39:07] Tadatsuru
    ...you will be my enemy.
[39:11] Koyomi
    Even then, I'm much obliged
    for this particular case.
[39:15] Koyomi
    I never thought I'd be able
    to chat with you like this.
[39:19] Koyomi
    Someday, when we have time,
    I'd like to settle down and talk with you again.
[39:25] Tadatsuru
    If you don't mind doing so
    while we kill each other.
[39:31] Koyomi
    Hachikuji.
    What are you going to do from here?
[39:34] Mayoi
    What?
[39:35] Mayoi
    Me? After I see you off, Araragi-san,
[39:39] Mayoi
    I'm going back to the banks of hell
    to pile stones up every day.
[39:42] Mayoi
    Perhaps I may reincarnate as the child
    of you and Senjyogahara-san.
[39:48] Koyomi
    That's pretty heavy.
[39:50] Mayoi
    Now then.
[39:55] Koyomi
    I'm good. Send me off at any time.
[39:58] Tadatsuru
    Then, let's countdown.
[40:01] Tadatsuru
    10... 9...
[40:03] Tadatsuru
    8...
[40:04] Tadatsuru
    7...
[40:05] Tadatsuru
    6...
[40:06] Tadatsuru
    5...
[40:07] Tadatsuru
    4... 3...
[40:09] Tadatsuru
    2...
[40:10] Tadatsuru
    1...
[40:11] Tadatsuru
    Ignition.
[40:18] Koyomi
    That's right. Hachikuji said the first person
    who should be resurrected is me.
[40:23] Koyomi
    But, at the least, I am being
    resurrected by shoving Hachikuji aside.
[40:29] Koyomi
    To part with Mayoi Hachikuji...
[40:32] Koyomi
    How many times does this make?
[40:35] Koyomi
    H-Hachikuji!
[40:46] Tadatsuru
    Oh, Araragi-kun, one more thing!
[40:50] Tadatsuru
    I'll tell you the name of the "enemy"
    who requested me to exterminate you!
[40:57] Tadatsuru
    Ougi.
[40:59] Tadatsuru
    Ougi Oshino.
SIGN    CHAPTER 012
[41:05] Koyomi
    This is the epilogue,
    or the punch line for this episode.
[41:16] Izuko
    Really...
[41:17] Izuko
    To bring Hachikuji-chan with you, Koyomin.
[41:20] Izuko
    You always are someone who goes
    way beyond any of my expectations.
[41:25] Izuko
    But for now, Koyomin,
[41:27] Izuko
    can you please ask this scary,
    beautiful lady to pull back her claws?
[41:32] Kiss-shot
    Hey, you.
[41:37] Kiss-shot
    Hmph. Well, I guess both needless killings
    and futile gashes have been avoided.
[41:42] Kiss-shot
    Though, it was the first time for me
    to see "Yume Watari" activate.
[42:08] Kiss-shot
    You fool, you made me worry.
[42:11] Kiss-shot
    And, you abducted a young girl from hell.
    You really are reckless.
[42:20] Koyomi
    Hey, Shinobu. This is really bad
    no matter how you think about it, right?
[42:24] Koyomi
    Did once again, Hachikuji fulfill the conditions
    for the "darkness" to be triggered?
[42:28] Izuko
    And I'm saying that's why
    you made a fine play, Koyomin.
[42:32] Izuko
    Thanks to Koyomin's miracle here,
[42:35] Izuko
    it looks like we'll be able to take
    a slight advantage in the battles to come.
[42:38] Izuko
    The lost girl.
    She's a pawn that I had been wanting.
[42:43] Izuko
    But with how things are turning out,
[42:44] Izuko
    it looks like I must request help
    for a little while longer.
[42:53] Izuko
    For now, Koyomin, I want you
    to head over to your entrance exams.
[42:57] Izuko
    If you head over now, you'll still make it.
[42:59] Izuko
    Do your best.
[43:00] Koyomi
    Well, I will do my best.
[43:06] Izuko
    Koyomin, I'll have you working for me
    starting tomorrow.
[43:09] Izuko
    Everything will be over
    before the graduation ceremony.
[43:12] Izuko
    I have all of my weapons now.
[43:14] Izuko
    Let's settle the score, Koyomin.
[43:17] Izuko
    Strangely enough, tomorrow is White Day, right?
[43:20] Izuko
    It's the perfect timing to end the story of this town,
    where a white snake once reigned.
[43:27] Izuko
    We're starting our counterattack!