# E1 - Chapter One - Mayoi Hell

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 001
<br>**[00:04] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If I could see Mayoi Hachikuji<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one more time, I wouldn't mind dying.*<br>**[00:08] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*For a while, I truly thought that.*<br>**[00:12] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As for why I didn't do so...*<br>**[00:14] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Much though I was okay with dying,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;perhaps more so,*<br>**[00:17] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I still wanted to live, contrary to expectations.*<br>**[00:21] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I felt there was something<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for me to do while I'm alive.*<br>**[00:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When there's family or a lover,*<br>**[00:29] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*benefactors or friends,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those are factors to consider.*<br>**[00:33] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*However, humans, or at least I,*<br>**[00:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*aren't creatures with such strong self-control<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that one would die for an emotion.*<br>**[00:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't need friends.*<br>**[00:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Because my strength as a human decreases.*<br>**[00:50] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Those pet phrases became nostalgic,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so weak I've become.*<br>**[00:54] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I am weak as a human.*<br>**[00:56] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Weak, so weak...*<br>**[00:58] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's weakest of all is that<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't particularly loathe my weakened self.*<br>**[01:06] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I hold no grudge against it.*<br>**[01:11] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*However, there may be people out there<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who cannot forgive me for becoming weaker.*<br>**[01:19] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Overcoming the hell from spring break,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I still continued to live,*<br>**[01:23] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and I'm not one who can't notice<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone glaring at me, wishing for me to die.*<br>**[01:28] Ougi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really are a fool, Araragi-senpai.<br>**[01:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yeah, it's true.*<br>**[01:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"He that is born a fool<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is never cured until death."*<br>**[01:38] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*On the other hand,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if it's something that death will cure,*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KOYOMI ARARAGI
<br>**[01:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*being a fool may not have been<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that terrible of an illness, either.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OWARI MONOGATARI Mayoi Hell
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAYOI HELL - PART ONE
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 002
<br>**[03:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hachikuji?<br>**[03:28] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[03:30] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji?<br>**[03:31] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, that's right.<br>**[03:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayoi Hachikuji?<br>**[03:36] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I'm Mayoi Hachikuji.<br>**[03:41] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now wait, hold on.*<br>**[03:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't panic.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ARARAGI
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KOYOMI
<br>**[03:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Right, just remember...*<br>**[03:45] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What kind of a situation was this now?*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exam-taker number: 0049 Name: Araragi, Koyomi  Foreign Subjects Taken: English, German, Chinese, Russian, Japanese (circle two subjects that apply)
<br>**[03:48] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Right. Today, March 13th<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was the day of my entrance exams.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exam Date: 3/13/xxxx (Tue) General Entrance Exams Japanese - oo:oo ~ oo:oo
<br>**[03:53] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Before heading to the college campus<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take the exam, I had made a detour.*<br>**[03:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There, I saw the leader of the specialists,*<br>**[04:00] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Gaen Izuko-san, waiting for me within<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the shrine grounds, and I had to face her.*<br>**[04:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And?*<br>**[04:11] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And, why Hachikuji?*<br>**[04:13] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mayoi Hachikuji-san?*<br>**[04:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, brother.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like there's a problem.*<br>**[04:25] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*From this turn of events,*<br>**[04:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sure everyone is thinking of<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a surprising reunion with someone<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*<br>**[04:30] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Koyomi Araragi would never see again,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the one close to his heart, Mayoi Hachikuji,*<br>**[04:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*jumping for joy, choked with gratified tears,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trembling from the touching moment,*<br>**[04:38] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*rejoicing and screaming nonsense,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he would first attempt to hug her.*<br>**[04:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sure that's what everyone expects.*<br>**[04:46] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sure that's what is expected of me.*<br>**[04:50] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's quite the burden of expectation.*<br>**[04:52] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My adolescent self, the one who<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;jumped at Hachikuji with a rocket-like start*<br>**[04:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*each time he saw her walking around town,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is no longer here.*<br>**[04:59] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If that is Koyomi Araragi, then he is already dead.*<br>**[05:03] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He. Is. Dead.*<br>**[05:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Such a Koyomi Araragi<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that is better off dead, really was dead.*<br>**[05:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He met a fitting end.*<br>**[05:12] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But well, that said...*<br>**[05:14] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That said...*<br>**[05:16] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Tracing back the faint threads of memory,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am indebted to Hachikuji quite a bit as well.*<br>**[05:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Benevolence, justice, rites, knowledge,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loyalty, integrity, filial piety, sibling piety.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BENEVOLENCE, JUSTICE, RITES, KNOWLEDGE, LOYALTY, INTEGRITY, FILIAL PIETY, SIBLING PIETY
<br>**[05:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Return gratitude worth returning.*<br>**[05:28] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It is only natural to approach someone who took care of you with gratitude.*<br>**[05:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If that's been decided, then all is well.*<br>**[05:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*On your mark, get set...*<br>**[06:03] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji!<br>**[06:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji! Hachikuji! Hachikuji!<br>**[06:16] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing here?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you here for me right now?<br>**[06:20] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I don't care about the reason,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just happy that you're here for me.<br>**[06:23] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't put these touching feelings to words!<br>**[06:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, how this feels to the touch...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The feeling of huggin you...<br>**[06:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This size, and how it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;completely fits within my arms!<br>**[06:37] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This truly is Hachikuji!<br>**[06:39] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thankful, so thankful!<br>**[06:41] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more we rub cheeks,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the more it feels like Hachikuji!<br>**[06:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more I lick around,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the more it feels like Hachikuji!<br>**[06:46] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more it ripens,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the more I can lick Hachikuji!<br>**[06:50] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, let me touch you more!<br>**[06:52] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me hug you more!<br>**[06:53] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me lick you more!<br>**[06:58] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey now! Don't thrash about!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's harder for us to get naked!<br>**[07:08] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell are you doing, brat?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 003
<br>**[07:20] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How to put it...<br>**[07:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. After I parted ways with you,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SEISHIROU SHISHIRUI
<br>**[07:24] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinobu's first minion showed up,<br>**[07:27] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oikura returned,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SODACHI OIKURA
<br>**[07:29] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sengoku had all that happen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to her here at this shrine,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NADEKO SENGOKU
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DEISHU KAIKI
<br>**[07:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bumped into Kaiki,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KOYOMI ARARAGI
<br>**[07:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I turned into a vampire on my own,<br>**[07:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that and I had Ononoki-chan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kill one of her own creators,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;YOTSUGI ONONOKI
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SURUGA KANBARU
<br>**[07:40] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;oh right, that was here at this shrine, too.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KAREN ARARAGI / TSUKIHI ARARAGI
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;YODURU KAGENUI
<br>**[07:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And also at this shrine,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagenui-san went missing, too.<br>**[07:48] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had one bad thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happen to me after another.<br>**[07:51] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For all this time, I called the two weeks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of spring break as a hellish time for me.<br>**[07:56] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the true hell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;may have been the past six months—<br>**[07:59] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's incorrect, Araragi-san.<br>**[08:02] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm? What is?<br>**[08:04] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ara-lucky-san.<br>**[08:07] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji, I was just talking about how<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unfortunate of a person I had been.<br>**[08:12] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't care how you flub, but just don't flub<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in such a positive, happy light like that.<br>**[08:17] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the least, you should have said Un-lucky-san.<br>**[08:20] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That, and my name is Araragi.<br>**[08:23] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry. I flubbed.<br>**[08:24] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that was intentional.<br>**[08:26] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fwubbed.<br>**[08:27] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not intentional?<br>**[08:29] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flub-dub-cub-hub-stub-grub-sub-bub-rub-club-tub.<br>**[08:33] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can you recite that without flubbing?<br>**[08:35] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't help but marvel at you as you do that!<br>**[08:38] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're incorrect, Araragi-san.<br>**[08:46] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's more realistic an error,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or rather a more practical error...<br>**[08:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be frank, the location is different.<br>**[08:54] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Location?<br>**[08:57] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a while, Araragi-san,<br>**[09:00] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've been saying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"this shrine" this, "this shrine" that.<br>**[09:06] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, this isn't North Shirahebi Shrine.<br>**[09:11] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What?<br>**[09:14] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And, it's not even that park<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where I first met you, Araragi-san.<br>**[09:18] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[09:21] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please stay calm and listen to me.<br>**[09:26] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san, you may be thinking that I,<br>**[09:28] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone who has rested in peace,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have returned before you.<br>**[09:33] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But actually, in reality, that is not the case.<br>**[09:37] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT
<br>**[09:38] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not that I have appeared<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before you, Araragi-san.<br>**[09:41] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san, you were the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who appeared before me, okay?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT
<br>**[09:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, what?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHAT²
<br>**[09:45] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san, early in the morning on March 13th,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you visited said North Shirahebi Shrine,<br>**[09:51] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;met with Gaen Izuko-san,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you were murdered.<br>**[09:58] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And that solution is for you to die.*<br>**[10:01] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's all right. It will only hurt for an instant.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HACHIKUJI BUS
<br>**[10:06] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This place, Araragi-san...<br>**[10:08] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is Hell.<br>**[10:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[10:11] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The bottommost layer of hell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;among all hells...<br>**[10:16] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Avici Hell.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 004
<br>**[10:23] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hell? Hell? Avici Hell?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*SANJIVA / KALASUTRA / SAMGHATA /<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RAURAVA / MAHARAURAVA / TAPANA*<br>**[10:27] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's say this is indeed *Avici*.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have one big question.<br>**[10:32] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're wondering why you fell into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a deep part of hell, Araragi-san?<br>**[10:38] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You see, Araragi-san,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have turned into a vampire, right?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HMRGH?
<br>**[10:42] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The main sin that lowered you down<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to *Avichi* is just that. Saving a demon.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TOUR OF HELL
<br>**[10:48] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course you'd go to hell for that.<br>**[11:00] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see.*<br>**[11:02] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, the big question I had<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't about my grave sin.*<br>**[11:08] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell are you doing here?<br>**[11:11] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, you ask...<br>**[11:13] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But well, you see, I fell down to hell.<br>**[11:21] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got to be kidding me.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After such a touching resting into peace!?<br>**[11:25] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You fell to hell after that?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously? That was such a waste!<br>**[11:29] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing? This just can't be!<br>**[11:34] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See, I didn't know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until I fell down here myself.<br>**[11:39] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When children die before their parents,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they apparently go straight to hell, no matter what.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IT'S THAT BIT ABOUT PILING UP STONES ON THE BANKS OF HELL
<br>**[11:48] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're kidding, right?<br>**[11:52] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm? What's the matter, Araragi-san?<br>**[11:55] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But still...*<br>**[11:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not a sin that would make you fall<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all the way down to *Avichi* unlike me, right?<br>**[12:03] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouldn't you be piling stones<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the banks of hell?<br>**[12:06] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, that's right, Araragi-san.<br>**[12:10] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew this is where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd come falling down to, Araragi-san.<br>**[12:14] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is why I took a trip<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the banks of Hell to pick you up.<br>**[12:22] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"It looks like I'm having a friend come nearby,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'll take a break from piling stones today!"<br>**[12:27] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's how I got out of there.<br>**[12:29] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So the banks of hell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that easygoing a place to be?<br>**[12:38] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You had known in advance?<br>**[12:40] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not that I knew.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The person who told me about it, did know.<br>**[12:47] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently that person...<br>**[12:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...knows everything.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 005
<br>**[12:55] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that all the detailed explanations<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for every mystery has been explained,<br>**[12:59] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let us start heading over.<br>**[13:02] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go, Araragi-san.<br>**[13:07] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji, you haven't had any hesitation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in your steps at all until here.<br>**[13:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the least, can you tell me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where our destination is?<br>**[13:13] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To tell you the destination where we are heading<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;based on the objective for heading there...<br>**[13:18] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san, it's my job<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to resurrect you back to life.<br>**[13:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh? I can be resurrected?<br>**[13:25] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course you can.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going to do by staying dead?<br>**[13:28] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, Gaen-san...<br>**[13:30] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's why you need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get a grip, Araragi-san.<br>**[13:34] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"dying then resurrecting" was included<br>**[13:37] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in everything proceeding according<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to her calculations.<br>**[13:40] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's up with that fruitless calculation?<br>**[13:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a pretty meaningless act, much like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dividing by two after multiplying by two.<br>**[13:47] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not "dividing by two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after multiplying by two."<br>**[13:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is subtraction as well.<br>**[13:53] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.<br>**[13:58] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Araragi-san.<br>**[14:01] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone has sunken into the ground over there.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 006
<br>**[14:09] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-Shinobu!<br>**[14:19] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it like your body<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;moved on its own, Araragi-san?<br>**[14:23] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's strange. Araragi-san, you regretted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;saving Shinobu-san over spring break so much.<br>**[14:29] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But here, in the same situation,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why did you try to do the same thing again?<br>**[14:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that's... Um...<br>**[14:37] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I can say is that my body moved on its own.<br>**[14:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I still do wonder<br>**[14:43] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to this day, what would have happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I had ignored Shinobu back then.<br>**[14:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think and dream about it even now.<br>**[14:51] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over here!<br>**[14:57] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Araragi-san, a pervert<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is coming this way. Please be careful.<br>**[15:01] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A pervert is coming? That's a big deal.<br>**[15:04] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji, hide inside my clothes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, behind my back.<br>**[15:07] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've already said "inside my clothes" there.<br>**[15:12] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could say, Araragi-san,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that your life turned tumultuous<br>**[15:15] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from when you saved Shinobu-san.<br>**[15:18] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you say that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a big aspect was you getting to know<br>**[15:21] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hanekawa-san right before<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you saved Shinobu-san.<br>**[15:24] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I won't deny that it was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hanekawa's fault in all sorts of ways.<br>**[15:29] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because she doesn't know everything, but knows only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what she knows, and exposed truths she didn't need to,<br>**[15:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and because she forgot truths<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that she didn't have to forget,<br>**[15:39] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we went through reckless shortcuts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and impossible detours this whole time.<br>**[15:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[15:45] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even then, I am glad<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I became friends with her.<br>**[15:49] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That, I believe from the bottom of my heart.<br>**[15:59] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senjyogahara!<br>**[16:05] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe there was an option here to not catch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senjyogahara-san after her foot slipped.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BACK THEN, SENJYOGAHARA-SAN HAD ALMOST NO WEIGHT
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SO SHE PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN INJURED
<br>**[16:13] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Araragi-san...<br>**[16:15] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll catch her, as many times as I need to,<br>**[16:17] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if Senjyogahara would come falling down.<br>**[16:20] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suppose that, back then,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you had not caught Senjyogahara-san.<br>**[16:26] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That con artist is going to show up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this town shortly after this, right?<br>**[16:31] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The con artist... Deishu Kaiki.<br>**[16:35] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If, back then, you had not gotten<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the way, Araragi-san,<br>**[16:38] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;perhaps they may have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gotten back together again?<br>**[16:45] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How is it, Araragi-san?<br>**[16:47] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you imagined that perhaps you got in the way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Senjyogahara-san and Kaiki-san's romance...<br>**[16:53] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I imagined?<br>**[16:55] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All the same, I can't help but think,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Serves you right!"<br>**[17:01] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems she was obliged<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Kaiki concerning Sengoku.<br>**[17:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, that is a completely different matter.<br>**[17:08] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can say from the bottom of my heart<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I was better off never meeting him.<br>**[17:12] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then lastly, let's walk around the bit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about Sengoku-san, who you just mentioned.<br>**[17:17] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what about Kanbaru?<br>**[17:20] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is a different part.<br>**[17:24] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About Shinobu, about Hanekawa,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about Senjyogahara, and of course about Hachikuji...<br>**[17:30] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I were to come across<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same situation again,<br>**[17:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure I would do the same thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over and over again.<br>**[17:35] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, no matter what I do, I can't deny<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the feeling that I could have done it better.<br>**[17:40] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you are doing plenty fine,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san.<br>**[17:44] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At least, everything that concerns myself.<br>**[17:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you say that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it gives me a small feeling of salvation.<br>**[17:52] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But at the least, when we're talking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about Sengoku, I failed.<br>**[18:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*On the steps of the actual mountain,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I passed by Nadeko Sengoku...*<br>**[18:09] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Back then, I couldn't come to realize<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that she was her.*<br>**[18:21] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know about that.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, you aren't omnipotent.<br>**[18:25] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should distinguish things like that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like Hanekawa-san.<br>**[18:32] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think, is Ononoki-san doing well?<br>**[18:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, she's doing well.<br>**[18:37] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. Then, as the one who assigned her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be my successor,<br>**[18:42] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it makes me want to sigh in relief.<br>**[18:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ononoki-chan was your successor?<br>**[18:46] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. The sanctioned successor.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SANCTIONED (KOUNIN)
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SUCCESSOR (KOUNIN)
<br>**[18:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure she has delightful chats<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unfolding around you, Araragi-san.<br>**[18:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think, Ononoki-chan isn't included<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this 89-spot pilgrimage, either.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WRAP IT UP!
<br>**[19:04] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have time constraints as well.<br>**[19:06] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time constraints?<br>**[19:08] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Producer Hachikuji<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had to make a tough decision.<br>**[19:11] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, the anime shed a lot of light<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;onto Ononoki-san close up, so it's fine.<br>**[19:15] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to balance things out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with such a thing.<br>**[19:19] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Balance.<br>**[19:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's what was on my mind.*<br>**[19:25] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Balance.*<br>**[19:37] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The right thing.<br>**[19:38] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes? What was that, Araragi-san?<br>**[19:41] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I was thinking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had a debate with the Fire Sisters,<br>**[19:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an advocate of justice,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about something like that.<br>**[19:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suddenly was reminded of it.<br>**[19:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, we're almost at the pinnacle, so if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's more you want to discuss, keep it short.<br>**[19:55] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because that will most likely be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our final talk session.<br>**[19:58] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THEN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
<br>**[20:04] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a talk about how it's difficult<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to do the right thing.<br>**[20:08] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Most people are eager to correct mistakes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more than doing the right thing, right?<br>**[20:14] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doing the right thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and correcting mistakes are different?<br>**[20:18] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's similar but different.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not on the mark, but pretty close.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THE ACT OF "CORRECTING A MISTAKE"
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAKES PEOPLE FEEL LIKE
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THEY ARE "DOING THE RIGHT THING"—
<br>**[20:25] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you keep correcting mistakes...<br>**[20:27] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you crush mistakes one by one,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will it be a pure white kind of right someday?<br>**[20:33] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I had to pick, I'd say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it would be a pitch black kind of right.<br>**[20:37] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyways, in a nutshell,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's what I want to know.<br>**[20:41] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, if you go that route,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you won't obtain what you really want.<br>**[20:46] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't obtain...<br>**[20:49] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...what I really want?<br>**[20:51] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because it's on the premise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that someone else is evaluating.<br>**[20:54] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At that rate, you'll only receive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what others give you.<br>**[20:57] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I'm not saying that's a bad thing<br>**[21:00] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If, like you, Araragi-san, one sought something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beyond reach, or something you don't deserve,<br>**[21:05] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a method<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would prove to be impossible.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAKING MANY MISTAKES
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HAVING MANY FAILURES
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DOING THINGS OVER REPEATING THINGS
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HESITATING STAMPING ONE'S FEET IN FRUSTRATION
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;REPEATING BY TRIAL AND ERROR
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;AND BEYOND LOUD PROTESTS—
<br>**[21:12] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only thing you can do is succeed, right?<br>**[21:16] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like I didn't particularly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to talk about myself here.<br>**[21:21] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But well, maybe that is the case.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's how it should be.<br>**[21:26] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just said you weren't speaking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about yourself.<br>**[21:30] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, who were you speaking about?<br>**[21:39] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Was it the defenders of justice,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Fire Sisters?*<br>**[21:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Was it a story about Oshino?*<br>**[21:46] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's not it.*<br>**[21:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Probably, what I wanted to say...*<br>**[21:50] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What I wanted to talk about... was her.*<br>**[21:53] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The transfer student.*<br>**[21:55] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Meme Oshino's niece.*<br>**[21:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ougi Oshino. It was about her.*<br>**[22:01] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why didn't her name<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cross my mind until right now?*<br>**[22:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why couldn't I remember her?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that a bit strange?*<br>**[22:09] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She is the one who, of my past year,*<br>**[22:12] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*was the most important person<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the second half.*<br>**[22:23] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello, Araragi-kun.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been waiting for you.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 007
<br>**[22:31] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha—<br>**[22:33] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Why are you here?<br>**[22:41] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one who notified me of "her" will<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was Teori-san over there.<br>**[22:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Notify?<br>**[22:48] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't give me that look, Araragi-kun.<br>**[22:51] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you a full round of explanations.<br>**[22:55] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're, I mean...<br>**[22:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a specialist who specializes in the extermination<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of immortal apparitions, right?<br>**[23:02] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to worry<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about that for now.<br>**[23:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[23:07] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From you, your vampiric nature...<br>**[23:09] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...has been subtracted.<br>**[23:16] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, I see.*<br>**[23:18] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So that's what Hachikuji meant<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about what she said earlier.*<br>**[23:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It wasn't just multiplication and division,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but there's subtraction involved as well.*<br>**[23:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The subtracted number<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was my vampiric nature.*<br>**[23:31] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is Yotsugi doing well? I hope she didn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;worry about the fact that she killed me.<br>**[23:38] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, she wasn't told<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the circumstances that we were in.<br>**[23:42] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What were the circumstances?<br>**[23:46] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To put it plainly...<br>**[23:48] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Being killed by Yotsugi in that manner<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was the true role that had been given to me.<br>**[23:57] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To fall to hell ahead of time, and have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all preparations to resurrect you be completed.<br>**[24:04] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was my job as a professional specialist.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAYOI HELL - PART TWO
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 008
<br>**[24:15] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FIVE MINUTES LATER
<br>**[24:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean you feigned death?<br>**[24:30] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The individual known as me had already<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;passed away at a point in the distant past.<br>**[24:36] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back then, my self that Yotsugi killed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was a puppet that I controlled.<br>**[24:46] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said that Ononoki-chan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't know about that?<br>**[24:50] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup, that's right. Not just Yotsugi,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but Yoduru didn't know, either.<br>**[24:56] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The ones who knew about this technique were<br>**[24:58] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gaen-senpai, and Meme Oshino.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody else.<br>**[25:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If so, then what in the world was that farce?<br>**[25:09] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A farce? That was the best act in my book.<br>**[25:15] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, dying and resurrecting.<br>**[25:18] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could say it's my specialty<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even more than it is for vampires.<br>**[25:22] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, strictly speaking,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not really resurrecting back to life.<br>**[25:27] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am merely possessing a doll,<br>**[25:29] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and through that medium,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am regressing into the material world.<br>**[25:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From when?<br>**[25:33] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I became a puppeteer<br>**[25:36] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after I created the doll known as Yotsugi,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and parted ways with them.<br>**[25:42] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHITE FRAME
<br>**[25:48] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems I am being hurried.<br>**[25:50] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allow me to explain plainly.<br>**[25:54] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I quit college, and entered this field.<br>**[25:58] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But as Gaen-senpai was glaring at me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't really get things to go my way.<br>**[26:04] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, the hasty decision I had come up with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was to call the forbidden technique.<br>**[26:10] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a specialist, it's too powerful of a spell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to use, more than being a forbidden move.<br>**[26:15] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had tried to create a doll apparition<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;named Tadatsuru Teori.<br>**[26:20] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did that succeed?<br>**[26:23] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I failed, and what you see here is the result.<br>**[26:27] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I became something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like half-man and half-monster,<br>**[26:30] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wandering the boundaries<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the material world and the afterlife.<br>**[26:34] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I say it was a failure,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I can continue to live through my dolls.<br>**[26:40] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And since then, I succeeded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the mass-production of the dolls.<br>**[26:44] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, if you say I'm immortal, I'm immortal.<br>**[26:46] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say I'm an apparition,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm an apparition.<br>**[26:49] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At most, I make good use of my special<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;constitution to strive in my own business.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BECAUSE HE HAD SUCH A SPECIAL CONSTITUTION
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HE WAS ABLE TO COME THIS FAR OUTSIDE OF GAEN-SAN'S NETWORK...
<br>**[26:56] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, why did you pretend to die?<br>**[26:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was last month.<br>**[27:01] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One request came flying for me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a specialist.<br>**[27:06] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a request to resolve the anomalies<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that were happening in your town.<br>**[27:12] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The contents of that request<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had targeted you and ex-Kiss-shot.<br>**[27:18] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys were certified as harmless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;within Gaen-senpai's network,<br>**[27:24] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but an apparition guarded by the network<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was something I targeted as my top priority.<br>**[27:30] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Request or not, you were a target<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I should be on the move for.<br>**[27:34] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This guy took my two little sisters<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and one underclassman as hostages.*<br>**[27:39] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He pulled off such a vicious, cruel act.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BLACK FRAME
<br>**[27:44] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If something had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not been done in advance,<br>**[27:47] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if I would have been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unscathed by it all.<br>**[27:50] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't say scary things like that.<br>**[27:52] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the one who is scared saying this.<br>**[27:55] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think that Suruga Kanbaru<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was the daughter of the Gaen clan...<br>**[27:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I think about what would've happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I had injured her without<br>**[28:02] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;knowing anything, I start trembling.<br>**[28:04] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad that I had heard things in advance.<br>**[28:08] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tadatsuru, so you had heard something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Gaen-san before you received the request?<br>**[28:14] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it was someone else that was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the middleman between me and Gaen-senpai.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MIDDLEMAN
<br>**[28:22] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To the word "middleman,"<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had one inspiration.*<br>**[28:27] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oshino?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OSHINO
<br>**[28:30] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meme Oshino?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 009
<br>**[28:32] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct.<br>**[28:33] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, that man<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who acts as he sees through things.<br>**[28:37] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite being one of the leading members<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Gaen-senpai's network,<br>**[28:40] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he reached out and contacted me.<br>**[28:43] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That made me feel like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he was still a free man as ever.<br>**[28:47] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He had said that because I was outside<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Gaen-senpai's network,<br>**[28:51] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there was something I could do.<br>**[28:54] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that was when you had heard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Kanbaru's background in advance?<br>**[28:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup. And there was talk about you as well,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or should I say, talk about you guys?<br>**[29:05] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I think about it, he was appealing to me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about how safe you guys were.<br>**[29:11] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, I realized that he had<br>**[29:14] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seen my true identity as just a doll,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was at that time as well.<br>**[29:18] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, now that I think about it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe he was threatening me?<br>**[29:22] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like, "if you laid a hand on my friends,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll disclose your true nature."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TO THINK HE HAD TAKEN COUNTERMEASURES TO PREPARE FOR A SITUATION THAT IS EXPECTED TO HAPPEN
<br>**[29:34] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This was the argument he had made.<br>**[29:37] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Koyomi Araragi and Shinobu Oshino."<br>**[29:39] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Currently, they are basically harmless."<br>**[29:42] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"As long as you leave them untouched,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there are no problems."<br>**[29:45] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"However, I'm not saying cases<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that deviate from the norm don't exist."<br>**[29:49] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The case IS where Araragi-kun colludes with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinobu-chan, and continues to vampirify himself."<br>**[29:55] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, that man was deeply concerned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the arrival of a situation<br>**[30:01] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where you had to do as such, Araragi-kun.<br>**[30:03] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He seemed to know you'd willingly be reckless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when it came to situations of that sort.<br>**[30:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if he knew...<br>**[30:12] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If such turn of events were to happen,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may receive some sort of a request.<br>**[30:17] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A request to hunt down vampires, that is.<br>**[30:21] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He wanted me to "forget my grudges from the past,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and seek contact with Gaen-senpai."<br>**[30:26] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"And at that point, Gaen-senpai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should be waiting to hear from you."<br>**[30:31] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Because Gaen-senpai can't move,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as she has her position to hold."<br>**[30:35] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back then, I didn't really understand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what he was talking about.<br>**[30:40] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But in reality, things went exactly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like he thought it would go.<br>**[30:44] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's why, when that request came flying in,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;indeed, to exterminate you guys,<br>**[30:50] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it sent shivers up my spine.<br>**[30:53] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the same time,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found it rather strange.<br>**[30:56] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he was so concerned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about this turn of events,<br>**[30:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why didn't Oshino want to do something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about it on his own?<br>**[31:03] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was something I became intrigued in.<br>**[31:05] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I thought I'd play along<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with his little arrangement.<br>**[31:10] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I contacted Gaen-senpai.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;AND SO, THE CURTAIN ROSE ON THE FARCE PLAY.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 010
<br>**[31:24] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san, that's your ride<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go back to the material world.<br>**[31:28] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really are running out of time.<br>**[31:31] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you miss that thread, Araragi-san, you really<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will continue to burn forever here in *Avici*.<br>**[31:38] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, Teori-san, I'm terribly sorry,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but can you cut that story out about here?<br>**[31:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, wait, Hachikuji.<br>**[31:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't okay to just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;merely turn down the request?<br>**[31:52] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"It's better for me to play along<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with what the enemy intended."<br>**[31:56] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was the conclusion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gaen-senpai and I came to.<br>**[32:01] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did say it was better to play along<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with what they intended,<br>**[32:04] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but their intent is not something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I clearly understand.<br>**[32:08] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm doing this because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to find out what it is.<br>**[32:11] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That, and simultaneously,<br>**[32:14] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it was a measure necessary in order to stop<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;progression of you turning into a vampire.<br>**[32:19] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that I can come to this side<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like this, and guide you...<br>**[32:23] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since it was right after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I played a despicable character,<br>**[32:26] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I also had to have some assistance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Hachikuji-chan right there to pull it off.<br>**[32:31] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was allowed to assist for this.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KOYOMI ARARAGI TADATSURU TEORI
<br>**[32:33] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's in the parenthesis, cameo appearance.<br>**[32:35] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It shows up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the end of the ending credits.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAYOI HACHIKUJI  (CAMEO APPEARANCE)
<br>**[32:39] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So kill once to reset, and resurrect just<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the "human" part of my physical body, huh?*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IF SO, THEN, IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IF THEY TOLD ME IN ADVANCE,
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BUT IF THEY DIDN'T TELL ME, THAT MEANS
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES PREVENTING THEM FROM TELLING ME IN ADVANCE
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THAT PART MAY BE THE TACTIC THEY ARE TAKING AGAINST THE ENEMY
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THERE'S NO WAY FOR ME TO KNOW FROM MY VIEWPOINT.
<br>**[32:55] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, if we were to use the demon sword<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Yume Watari" to revive you<br>**[32:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after killing you with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the demon sword "Kokoro Watari,"<br>**[33:02] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it may revive you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just the way you were, as a vampire.<br>**[33:06] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That would have put us back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at square one.<br>**[33:10] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In order to not do that, we needed me<br>**[33:12] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to interfere as a specialist<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over from the hell side of things.<br>**[33:17] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without making that correction, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nothing we could do against the enemy.<br>**[33:25] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was the mutual conclusion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that both Gaen-senpai and I came to.<br>**[33:31] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let us be on our way, Araragi-san.<br>**[33:41] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This thing is alive.*<br>**[33:50] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think, I hadn't asked yet.<br>**[33:52] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[33:53] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was supposedly slain at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;North Shirahebi Shrine in the real world.<br>**[33:57] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did I wake up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in that park over in hell?<br>**[34:00] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That bothers you that much?<br>**[34:02] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not enough to bother me per se, but...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NO.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I KNOW. I'M JUST DELAYING.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TO CLIMB THIS WHITE SNAKE— TO RESURRECT BACK INTO LIFE.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'M DELAYING IT FURTHER AND FURTHER
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PARK
<br>**[34:10] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About the shift, well, I don't care.<br>**[34:12] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, if you know what the name<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of that park is, I'd like to know.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NAMISHIRO
<br>**[34:18] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it "Namishiro," or "Rouhaku"?<br>**[34:20] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Shirohebi" Park.<br>**[34:22] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The correct way to read the name<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is "Shirohebi" Park, if you go back to its origin.<br>**[34:26] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh? Shirohebi?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HEBI (SNAKE)
<br>**[34:29] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not the "insect" radical,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the "water" radical.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HEBI
<br>**[34:32] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shirohebi.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SHIROHEBI
<br>**[34:34] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somewhere along the way,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone miswrote and HEBI turned into NAMI.<br>**[34:38] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's why the location became hard to read.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HEBI
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NAMI
<br>**[34:41] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, "shirohebi"...<br>**[34:43] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...North "Shirahebi" Shrine.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NORTH SHIRAHEBI SHRINE
<br>**[34:46] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup. That's what it means.<br>**[34:48] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Originally, North Shirahebi Shrine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;used to be at that location.<br>**[34:51] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why that slight shift occurred.<br>**[34:53] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've heard the story that this shrine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was one that had been relocated, perhaps?<br>**[34:58] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, that's—<br>**[35:01] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it was a mistake in connection,<br>**[35:03] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and became a reason for distortion,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or something.<br>**[35:06] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, as it was something like bringing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the god of the seas on top of a mountain.<br>**[35:11] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, to be precise, it wasn't a sea but a lake.<br>**[35:15] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lake? I think I've heard about that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from someone at some point...<br>**[35:21] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you should<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get on your way soon, Araragi-kun.<br>**[35:25] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please give my regards<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Gaen-senpai. And to Yotsugi.<br>**[35:29] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please cherish Yotsugi on my behalf as well.<br>**[35:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, got it.<br>**[35:35] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But is it all right<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for someone like me to resurrect?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 011
<br>**[35:44] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji!<br>**[35:47] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Is it all right<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for someone like me to resurrect?"<br>**[35:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of a statement is that?<br>**[35:56] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, Araragi-san.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you chickening out?<br>**[35:59] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go through difficult ordeals?<br>**[36:03] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you tired of it all?<br>**[36:09] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[36:11] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There really was a feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like a tense thread snapping.<br>**[36:16] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't really have the feeling of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I was finally able to die," either.<br>**[36:21] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can only say that because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you don't know the hardships of hell.<br>**[36:24] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really are quite fortunate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;merely because you can be resurrected.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FORTUNATE
<br>**[36:31] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I feel like there are tons of other people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who deserve to be resurrected more than me.<br>**[36:37] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it all right for me to be resurrected?<br>**[36:40] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not that I don't want to be resurrected,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I feel I'm cutting in line when I shouldn't be.<br>**[36:46] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You do, indeed!<br>**[36:47] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have the right to be resurrected.<br>**[36:49] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Araragi-san, you have at least<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that much of a qualification.<br>**[36:52] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you've done<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at least that much to begin with!<br>**[36:55] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, you have. I know all too well!<br>**[37:02] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're not being resurrected,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who are you saying should be resurrected?<br>**[37:05] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without a doubt,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you are the first person in line!<br>**[37:10] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say weak-minded things so much,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I might end up hating you.<br>**[37:21] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen up, Araragi-san.<br>**[37:23] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Araragi-san that I know...<br>**[37:26] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves girls, loves young girls, loves little girls,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves the skirt linings, loves women's hips,<br>**[37:31] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves big boobs, loves to be handled roughly,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves his older little sister,<br>**[37:35] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves his younger little sister, loves mature women,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves toplessness, loves bloomers,<br>**[37:40] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves school-issued swimsuits,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves class reps,<br>**[37:42] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves girls who use "boku,"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves cat ears, loves girls playing sports...<br>**[37:46] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on a second.<br>**[37:47] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!<br>**[37:49] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My heart is about to completely snap right now.<br>**[37:54] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you were someone who loves to be alive.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT I HAD FORGOTTEN.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I CAME TO THE BRINK OF DEATH MANY, MANY TIMES— AND EACH TIME, I NARROWLY ESCAPED DEATH
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BECAUSE OF THAT, I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN.
<br>**[38:04] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right.<br>**[38:06] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I'm not alive, I can't cherish girls at all.<br>**[38:10] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhm, no, that's not exactly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what I wanted to tell you.<br>**[38:16] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To say there was a shift<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the meaning of life...<br>**[38:20] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was plenty of meaning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;merely by staying alive.<br>**[38:31] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you love being alive,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's all you really needed.<br>**[38:36] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I was able to love<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all sorts of things, and people.<br>**[38:40] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you say that in this context,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it may be a bit misleading.<br>**[38:46] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I give the signal from this end, Gaen-senpai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will pull you up from her end. That's about it.<br>**[38:53] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it.<br>**[38:54] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm much obliged, Tadatsuru.<br>**[38:58] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tadatsuru-san.<br>**[38:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need to be formal<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after all we've been through.<br>**[39:02] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as you continue to attempt protecting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade,<br>**[39:07] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...you will be my enemy.<br>**[39:11] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even then, I'm much obliged<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for this particular case.<br>**[39:15] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought I'd be able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to chat with you like this.<br>**[39:19] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someday, when we have time,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to settle down and talk with you again.<br>**[39:25] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't mind doing so<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while we kill each other.<br>**[39:31] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hachikuji.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going to do from here?<br>**[39:34] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[39:35] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me? After I see you off, Araragi-san,<br>**[39:39] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going back to the banks of hell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to pile stones up every day.<br>**[39:42] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps I may reincarnate as the child<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of you and Senjyogahara-san.<br>**[39:48] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's pretty heavy.<br>**[39:50] Mayoi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then.<br>**[39:55] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm good. Send me off at any time.<br>**[39:58] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, let's countdown.<br>**[40:01] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9...<br>**[40:03] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;8...<br>**[40:04] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7...<br>**[40:05] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;6...<br>**[40:06] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5...<br>**[40:07] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;4... 3...<br>**[40:09] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2...<br>**[40:10] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1...<br>**[40:11] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ignition.<br>**[40:18] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's right. Hachikuji said the first person<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who should be resurrected is me.*<br>**[40:23] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But, at the least, I am being<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;resurrected by shoving Hachikuji aside.*<br>**[40:29] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To part with Mayoi Hachikuji...*<br>**[40:32] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How many times does this make?*<br>**[40:35] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*H-Hachikuji!*<br>**[40:46] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Araragi-kun, one more thing!<br>**[40:50] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell you the name of the "enemy"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who requested me to exterminate you!<br>**[40:57] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ougi.<br>**[40:59] Tadatsuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ougi Oshino.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CHAPTER 012
<br>**[41:05] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is the epilogue,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or the punch line for this episode.*<br>**[41:16] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really...<br>**[41:17] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To bring Hachikuji-chan with you, Koyomin.<br>**[41:20] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You always are someone who goes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way beyond any of my expectations.<br>**[41:25] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But for now, Koyomin,<br>**[41:27] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can you please ask this scary,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beautiful lady to pull back her claws?<br>**[41:32] Kiss-shot**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you.<br>**[41:37] Kiss-shot**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmph. Well, I guess both needless killings<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and futile gashes have been avoided.<br>**[41:42] Kiss-shot**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, it was the first time for me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to see "Yume Watari" activate.<br>**[42:08] Kiss-shot**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You fool, you made me worry.<br>**[42:11] Kiss-shot**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And, you abducted a young girl from hell.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really are reckless.<br>**[42:20] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Shinobu. This is really bad<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter how you think about it, right?<br>**[42:24] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did once again, Hachikuji fulfill the conditions<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the "darkness" to be triggered?<br>**[42:28] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm saying that's why<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you made a fine play, Koyomin.<br>**[42:32] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks to Koyomin's miracle here,<br>**[42:35] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it looks like we'll be able to take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a slight advantage in the battles to come.<br>**[42:38] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lost girl.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's a pawn that I had been wanting.<br>**[42:43] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But with how things are turning out,<br>**[42:44] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it looks like I must request help<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a little while longer.<br>**[42:53] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now, Koyomin, I want you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to head over to your entrance exams.<br>**[42:57] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you head over now, you'll still make it.<br>**[42:59] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do your best.<br>**[43:00] Koyomi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I will do my best.<br>**[43:06] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koyomin, I'll have you working for me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;starting tomorrow.<br>**[43:09] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything will be over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before the graduation ceremony.<br>**[43:12] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have all of my weapons now.<br>**[43:14] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's settle the score, Koyomin.<br>**[43:17] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strangely enough, tomorrow is White Day, right?<br>**[43:20] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the perfect timing to end the story of this town,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where a white snake once reigned.<br>**[43:27] Izuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're starting our counterattack!<br>