E2 - Witch: War Between the Sisters (AKA Alice Explodes) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Alice     Green smoothie, banana juice,     fresh strawberry shake... [00:01] Iska     Excuse me, could I have one     fresh strawberry shake, and... [00:06] Alice     OK, I've decided. [00:07] Alice     Melon soda with special coconut ice cream, [00:07] Iska     Melon soda with special coconut ice cream, [00:10] Alice     topped with whipped cream     and enderflower syrup. [00:10] Iska     topped with whipped cream     and enderflower syrup. [00:14] Alice     Huh? [00:16] Iska     Huh? [00:19] Alice     Wait... [00:19] Iska     Wait... [00:22] Iska     Alice?! Why... [00:24] Alice     Why are you here?! [00:47] Sign     Our Last Crusade or the Rise     of a New World SEASON II [01:57] Rin     Imperial soldier! Why are     you in the Sovereignty?! SIGN    Witch: War Between the     Sisters (AKA Alice Explodes) [01:59] Iska     Do I know you? [02:01] Rin     Ugh! Will this ring a bell?! [02:03] Iska     Oh, Rin! [02:05] Alice     What's the meaning of this? [02:06] Iska     W-Well, that's... [02:09] Alice     Oh my, he looks good with glasses on, too. [02:13] Alice     He looks sophisticated. [02:15] Alice     No, that's not the point! [02:17] Alice     Is this a mission with the Empire? [02:19] Alice     If so, I can't let it happen. [02:21] Iska     N-No, you've got it wrong, Alice! [02:24] Server     Order for a melon soda and     a strawberry shake is ready. [02:28] Iska     Oh, that's me. [02:29] Server     Please be careful not to drop it. [02:31] Iska     Thank you. [02:33] Iska     This, uh... This isn't a mission. [02:35] Iska     It's actually against my will,     so to speak, so, um, uhh... [02:41] Alice     What do I have wrong? [02:43] Alice     You can explain outside. Let's go. [02:45] Warvick     Lady Alice. [02:48] Kisasage     Thank you for coming. [02:50] Alice     Kisasage! Warvick! [02:53] Alice     Sisbell's protection detail. [02:55] Kisasage     Lady Alice, who is he? [02:57] Alice     Erm, uh, right, I was giving him direction! [03:00] Alice     He's lost, so I was just explaining     to him where the exits are. [03:04] Alice     And, now you know. [03:06] Iska     Huh? Oh, yes. [03:10] Alice     We'll regroup at 9pm. Be     ready to move by then. [03:14] Warvick     Understood. [03:14] Kisasage     Understood. [03:16] Alice     Rin. [03:18] Rin     The Imperial soldier headed towards exit 8. [03:21] Rin     Here, Lady Alice. [03:23] Alice     The number of drinks he ordered     is also an important clue. [03:25] Alice     It means he's with one other person. [03:28] Rin     Likely a member from the Imperial army. [03:30] Alice     Perhaps her, Captain Mismis? [03:33] Rin     It's very possible. [03:36] Alice     Even if it is Mismis, we can't let     the Imperial army infiltrate us. [03:42] Rin     Lady Alice, there he is. [03:44] Rin     How dare he stand in plain sight like that... [03:48] Alice     Something's wrong. Why isn't he running? [03:52] Rin     Could he be waiting for someone? [03:54] Alice     Hmm... [03:56] Alice     Huh?! [03:57] Rin     Hm? [04:00] Alice     Sisbell?! [04:01] Sisbell     I apologize for the wait. [04:03] Sisbell     Thank you for getting me a drink! [04:05] Iska     Sisbell, we need to go. Now! [04:07] Sisbell     Huh? What is it, Iska? [04:10] Sisbell     Why are you in such a hurry? [04:11] Sisbell     Wait a minute, Iska! [04:14] Rin     Purely from the look of things, [04:15] Rin     Lady Sisbell seems to have a connection     with the Imperial army, but... [04:19] Rin     Incognito, she's not. [04:21] Alice     Sisbell... What are you up to? [04:29] Alice     Why am I so annoyed by this? [04:32] Alice     I'm tailing them because     this is a serious matter. [04:35] Rin     Lady Alice, Lady Sisbell accepted her juice! [04:39] Alice     I can see fine. [04:41] Alice     It's like she's enjoying this! [04:44] Rin     Lady Alice! [04:45] Alice     Now what? [04:47] Rin     Their shoulders are about     to touch each other! [04:49] Alice     W-Why are they so close?! [04:51] Alice     It's too close! He's an Imperial soldier! [04:54] Rin     Lady Alice, look! [04:57] Rin     Lady Sisbell has her arm around him! [05:00] Alice     J-Just hold on a minute! Can't she see     that she's making Iska uncomfortable?! [05:17] Rin     Lady Alice? [05:18] Rin     W-What's wrong, Lady Alice?! [05:20] Rin     Your face is so red! [05:22] Alice     Well, this is a huge deal! [05:24] Alice     Iska is mine! So why is she doing this?! [05:28] Rin     Lady Alice, look! [05:38] Alice     W-W-W-What does she think she's     doing in such a public place?! [05:42] Alice     I'm so envious... [05:44] Alice     No, I didn't mean that! [05:45] Alice     Anyway, Iska's surprised, too! [05:48] Rin     Lady Alice! [05:51] Alice     No, Sisbell. You can't... You can't! [06:00] Alice     This. Means. War. [06:02] Rin     Umm, Lady Alice...? [06:04] Alice     Rin, our biggest enemy wasn't the Empire. [06:08] Rin     My Lady? [06:10] Alice     I'm gonna turn her into an ice sculpture     and sell her to a jewelry store! [06:14] Rin     You cannot! Please come to your senses! [06:17] Alice     L-Let me go, Rin! [06:18] Rin     I will not! [06:19] Alice     Mother will understand     this duel was inevitable! [06:23] Rin     There's no way you're dueling her! [06:27] Alice     Fine. I suppose it wasn't on his lips. [06:30] Alice     The cream was on his cheek. [06:32] Rin     What? [06:33] Rin     Lady Alice, will you     entrust those two to me?! [06:39] Rin     Good lord, Lady Alice.     What has gotten into you?! [06:43] Rin     This was supposed to be over once Lady     Sisbell was safely back in our hands. [06:47] Rin     I shouldn't have to calm     Lady Alice to do that. [06:49] Rin     This is all your fault, Imperial swordsman! [06:52] Iska     Rin?! [06:53] Rin     Please don't make a scene. [06:54] Rin     Imperial swordsman, you shut up, too. [06:57] Rin     We've been looking for you, Lady Sisbell. [06:59] Sisbell     You're not in your usual clothes, Rin. [07:02] Rin     The Masked Lord is looking     for you on a certain charge. [07:07] Rin     The Queen has put us on     a mission to protect you. [07:13] Sisbell     I did not ask for protection. [07:15] Sisbell     Please tell Alice I said that. [07:18] Rin     Then, I just have one question. [07:20] Iska     Why am I here, right? [07:23] Iska     This is related to our captain. [07:26] Sisbell     Iska?! [07:28] Iska     It's better to clear up any misunderstanding. [07:30] Iska     Staying silent will only lead     to suspicion for both parties. [07:33] Sisbell     All right. I will do the explaining, then. [07:43] Salinger     Delicious. [07:46] Salinger     That monster. [07:48] Salinger     It's been ages since we last saw each other, [07:51] Salinger     but then he just shoves this to me. [08:00] Salinger     Emperor Yunmelngen. [08:04] Salinger     What are you up to? [08:08] Iska     We're back. [08:09] Mismis     Welcome back! [08:11] Mismis     What happened to her? [08:12] Iska     This was all new to her     and she wore herself out. [08:16] Iska     Jhin, can I ask you to     hold down the fort again? [08:19] Jhin     Keep it within an hour. [08:20] Iska     Got it. [08:22] Rin     You came alone, as promised. [08:24] Iska     I did. [08:26] Rin     Where's Lady Sisbell? [08:27] Iska     She's fast asleep, exhausted. [08:29] Iska     I think someone wore her out     with all the questioning. [08:33] Rin     In this case, Lady Sisbell     only has herself to blame. [08:36] Rin     Asking Imperial soldiers to escort her... [08:39] Rin     There'll be an uproar     if the public finds out. [08:41] Iska     We didn't ask for this. [08:44] Iska     We'd rather get our payment     now and leave the Sovereignty. [08:48] Rin     That's between you and Lady Sisbell. [08:51] Rin     This will become a huge problem     if this comes to light. [08:55] Rin     And if it does, we'll have to feign     ignorance regarding Lady Sisbell's actions. [09:00] Iska     Turning a blind eye, huh? [09:02] Rin     I wouldn't have believed your story if     Lady Sisbell's escort was anyone but you. [09:10] Rin     However, Lady Alice wants     to hear it for herself. [09:15] Iska     Huh?! [09:16] Rin     You're going in by yourself. [09:17] Iska     Wait, what about you, Rin? [09:19] Iska     Ow! [09:20] Rin     Hurry up and go in. [09:21] Rin     I hope you'll be interrogated     or even tortured! [09:24] Iska     Hold on, that sounds dangerous! [09:26] Rin     Lady Alice is extremely agitated right now. [09:30] Iska     Huh? Why's that? [09:31] Rin     No clue. [09:32] Rin     I just know that we need a human     sacrifice to get her anger out. [09:36] Rin     And I don't want to be that. [09:38] Iska     I don't want to, either! [09:40] Rin     Shut up and just go! [09:52] Iska     U-Um, so... [09:55] Iska     Rin brought me here. [09:57] Iska     She said you wanted to hear     from me what Sisbell had said. [10:01] Alice     That's not what I want. [10:03] Iska     Huh? [10:06] Alice     That's not why I called you here. [10:11] Alice     What's the meaning of this...? [10:15] Alice     What's the meaning of this?! [10:16] Iska     I have no clue what you're asking. [10:23] Alice     You were walking with her. [10:25] Iska     With Sisbell? [10:26] Alice     Yeah. [10:28] Alice     I saw you two. [10:29] Iska     Well, yeah. [10:31] Iska     We were doing some recon at the     station, as part of the escort. [10:36] Iska     I get that this is unacceptable     to both nations. [10:40] Iska     Is that why you're angry? [10:43] Alice     N- [10:45] Alice     N-No... [10:47] Iska     Alice, I don't want to upset you, [10:50] Iska     but I won't understand if you don't explain. [10:55] Alice     You were walking together. [10:57] Iska     What? [10:58] Alice     While holding hands... [11:00] Alice     Without me! [11:03] Iska     Yeah, because I'm her bodyguard. [11:05] Alice     You really should work on your tact! [11:08] Iska     Huh? [11:10] Alice     Fine, I'll spell it out for you. [11:13] Alice     It's not fair Sisbell's having all the fun! [11:17] Iska     What? [11:18] Alice     This is betrayal! [11:20] Iska     Betrayal to what?! [11:21] Alice     You promised you're mine, but you're     letting her boss you around! [11:26] Iska     Our lives are on the line, so     I don't see this as a betrayal! [11:31] Alice     But I'm not happy with it. [11:33] Iska     Well, if we stop being Sisbell's bodyguards,     will you give us those stickers? [11:40] Alice     I-I can't do that. [11:42] Alice     I'm not going to just help     the enemy out like that. [11:45] Iska     Then we have no choice. [11:49] Iska     Growling at me like that     won't change anything... [11:54] Alice     You don't even care if I'm mad. [11:57] Iska     It'd be weird if I did. [11:59] Iska     We're enemies, after all. [12:01] Alice     I don't even feel like     throwing a tantrum anymore. [12:03] Alice     I do feel a bit better, now that you're here. [12:07] Alice     I just want to make myself clear. [12:10] Alice     I'm not angry at you. [12:13] Iska     You're not? [12:14] Iska     Then you're also not mad with Sisbell, right? [12:16] Alice     Yes, it's Sisbell! [12:18] Alice     She's the one I'm super mad at! [12:20] Iska     You are? [12:22] Iska     What are you going to do? [12:23] Alice     Good question. [12:26] Alice     I summoned you here to get your testimony. [12:29] Alice     As the second princess of     the Nebulis Sovereignty, [12:32] Alice     I reserve the right to     prosecute lower princesses. [12:36] Iska     You can do that? [12:38] Alice     I'll make it a law once     I'm back to the palace. [12:41] Iska     You're trying to force a prosecution! [12:42] Alice     I merely want to confirm     what Sisbell did to you. [12:45] Alice     As your only rival, I have the right to know. [12:50] Iska     What's with the glasses? [12:53] Alice     I-It's a reenactment. [13:00] Iska     A-Alice? [13:01] Alice     You were holding hands, [13:04] Alice     like this. [13:06] Alice     D-Don't move! [13:08] Alice     This is what she was doing. [13:12] Iska     But you already saw this. [13:14] Alice     I need to actually experience     it to understand. [13:17] Alice     Hmm, well... Your hand is rough. [13:22] Iska     You're acting weird! [13:23] Alice     This is a legit investigation! [13:26] Alice     T-This is scandalous! [13:29] Alice     A princess walking with an enemy     soldier with her arm around him. [13:33] Iska     But Alice, you're doing the same thing... [13:36] Alice     I-I'm just verifying the facts! [13:38] Alice     Relationship between our princess and an     Imperial soldier requires examination. [13:44] Iska     Examination? [13:45] Alice     Let's see, she was a lot closer to you. [13:49] Iska     Wait, what?! [13:51] Alice     L-Like this. [13:53] Iska     Wait! [13:54] Iska     Uhh, Alice, um, so... What are you doing? [13:58] Alice     R-Reenacting what my sister was doing! [14:01] Alice     It's not fair... [14:03] Alice     I mean, it's just so scandalous. [14:05] Iska     Then let go of my arm, Alice! [14:08] Alice     I can't do that! [14:16] Iska     What are you doing?! [14:18] Alice     I-I'm nervous! [14:20] Alice     You, my greatest enemy,     being so close to me... [14:23] Iska     So just let go of my arm! [14:25] Alice     I don't want to let go. [14:27] Iska     Huh? [14:28] Alice     N-Nothing! [14:31] Alice     I just meant... [14:33] Alice     I was just trying to understand     Sisbell's feelings! [14:52] Alice     Y-You know, Iska... [14:55] Rin     Are you all right, Lady Alice?! [14:59] Rin     On second thought, it's too dangerous     for you to be alone with him! [15:03] Alice     Rin! I was having a moment! [15:05] Rin     A moment? [15:06] Alice     Um... [15:08] Rin     Lady Alice? [15:09] Alice     What is it? [15:11] Rin     It seems your skin is glowing. [15:13] Alice     I-Is it? [15:15] Rin     Did something happen? [15:17] Alice     No, nothing! [15:18] Rin     Your face looks red, too. [15:20] Alice     Y-You're just imagining things! [15:23] Rin     Lady Alice, please excuse me. [15:25] Rin     This isn't good, you've spiked a high fever! [15:27] Rin     You must rest immediately! [15:29] Alice     No, t-that's not true! I feel just fine-- [15:31] Rin     Imperial swordsman! [15:33] Rin     How dare you pretend not to notice     Lady Alice spiking a fever! [15:38] Iska     That's not what happened! [15:39] Rin     Silence, not another word! You've     got two seconds to disappear! [15:41] Iska     You guys are the ones who told me to come! [15:50] Iska     I can still feel Alice's warmth... [15:54] Iska     Ugh, they've got everything wrong! [16:00] Elletear     I am so happy. [16:03] Elletear     By holding the conference last     minute, we can keep the Zoas here, [16:08] Elletear     giving Alice the opportunity to find Sisbell. [16:12] Elletear     A daringly bold move to abuse     an honorable conference. [16:17] Elletear     This is how a queen should be. [16:20] Millavair     Elletear, refrain yourself from     making misleading statements. [16:24] Elletear     I apologize. [16:26] Elletear     However, it was a good way     to pass time, was it not? [16:29] Secretary     Your Majesty, it's time. [16:31] Millavair     Shall we? [16:38] Masked Lord     Good-bye, House of Lou. [16:43] Millavair     Don't underestimate me!     Legion of Divine Wind! [16:49] Millavair     Is everyone all right? [16:51] Secretary     Yes. [16:52] Scribe     We are all fine, but My Queen,     we must stop your bleeding! [16:56] Millavair     I'm fine. [16:58] Millavair     It's red, but it's just superficial. [17:00] Elletear     That was a close call. You     saved us, Your Majesty. [17:06] Soldier A     Your Majesty! [17:07] Soldier B     Lady Elletear! What was that?! [17:09] Millavair     Someone must've attacked us. [17:11] Millavair     Did you see anyone suspicious     outside the door? [17:13] Soldier A     No! [17:14] Soldier B     We didn't see anything suspicious. [17:16] Elletear     Your Majesty, I think I heard a familiar     voice at the moment of the explosion. [17:22] Millavair     What a coincidence, I, too, heard it. [17:25] Elletear     It sounded like the Masked Lord's voice. [17:29] Scribe     D-Dare I say, I heard it, too. [17:31] Secretary     Me, too. [17:33] Millavair     The conference will be canceled. [17:35] Masked Lord     My Queen, what's going on? [17:39] Masked Lord     I came here for the conference,     but what happened? [17:41] Millavair     As you can see, we were attacked. [17:43] Millavair     Most likely from a heartless man     aiming to assassinate the queen. [17:48] Masked Lord     Who was behind the attack? [17:50] Millavair     You, Masked Lord. [17:52] Masked Lord     I must've heard wrong. [17:54] Masked Lord     I don't understand. [17:57] Millavair     You can explain yourself     during your testimony. [18:00] Masked Lord     I see, what an interesting twist. [18:03] Millavair     I will interview the House of Zoa my-- [18:05] Talisman     Please wait, Your Majesty. [18:08] Talisman     As the head of Hydra, I look forward to     the Three Founding Family conferences. [18:13] Talisman     However, this is disastrous. [18:16] Millavair     Lord Talisman. [18:19] Talisman     Nevertheless, you must take care     of yourself first, My Queen. [18:25] Talisman     We cannot risk something happening to you. [18:27] Talisman     Treat her immediately. [18:28] Medic A     My Lord! [18:28] Medic B     My Lord! [18:29] Millavair     Who, then, will deal with the House of Zoa? [18:33] Talisman     I will. [18:35] Millavair     You? [18:36] Talisman     If you have concerns, we can have a     recorder from the House of Lou be present. [18:41] Talisman     We can also look for the     culprit at the same time. [18:44] Talisman     A serious incident like this may not     be just the Masked Lord's doing. [18:48] Talisman     It's possible the House of Zoa or outsiders     such as the Imperial army are involved. [18:53] Talisman     I'm counting on you, Vichyssoise. [19:00] Vichyssoise     Your Majesty, please leave this to me. [19:04] Elletear     I also agree with Lord Talisman's proposal. [19:08] Millavair     Elletear. [19:10] Elletear     Afterall, this is an assassination     attempt on you, Your Majesty. [19:14] Elletear     We must mobilize all of the royal     family's power to solve this case. [19:19] Millavair     Very well. Lord Talisman,     Vichyssoise, would you assist us? [19:24] Millavair     The House of Hydra and Lou shall do     everything in their power to resolve this. [19:28] Talisman     I'll make the arrangements right away. [19:32] Millavair     Is this really the Masked Lord's doing? [19:36] Millavair     It seems I will be needing Sisbell's help. [19:39] Millavair     With her ability, we can find the culprit. [19:43] Millavair     The enemy will also come     to the same conclusion. [19:46] Millavair     The next target will be... [19:48] Millavair     You must hurry, Alice. [19:50] Millavair     Bring Sisbell back home. [19:53] Eight Great Apostles V     This is quite an accomplishment, Risya. [19:56] Eight Great Apostles W     By implementing artificial astral     crests based on Omen's research, [20:00] Eight Great Apostles W     twelve units attempted to pass the border     checkpoints, with ten succeeding. [20:06] Risya     I, for one, was really nervous about it. [20:09] Eight Great Apostles W     One of the units actually made it to the     Central Province of the Sovereignty. [20:14] Risya     Just so you know, I don't want a bonus. [20:17] Risya     What I want is a vacation. [20:19] Eight Great Apostles E     You should ask the Emperor directly. [20:22] Eight Great Apostles E     You are not under our jurisdiction. [20:25] Risya     I had a feeling you'd say that. [20:28] Risya     So, did they get into the royal palace? [20:31] Eight Great Apostles E     They did not. [20:32] Eight Great Apostles W     However, something interesting     happened at the royal palace. [20:37] Risya     Yeah? That's news to me. [20:39] Eight Great Apostles V     Nebulis VIII was attacked. [20:42] Risya     Just to be clear, this wasn't     the Imperial army's doing? [20:46] Eight Great Apostles E     Some of the descendants of the Founder     are unhappy with the current queen. [20:51] Risya     Would they do something that extreme     just because they're unhappy? [20:54] Risya     Why don't you tell me already? [20:57] Risya     You have someone in the Sovereignty     helping the Empire, right? [21:01] Eight Great Apostles V     Because of your accomplishment,     we'll tell you one thing. [21:05] Eight Great Apostles E     We do have someone who keeps in touch. [21:08] Eight Great Apostles W     That person is... [21:10] Eight Great Apostles V     A purebred called Subject E. [21:15] Eight Great Apostles W     Apparently it's got them rattled right now. [21:18] Risya     I can see how even a failed attempt on     the queen's life would rattle them. [21:24] Eight Great Apostles E     Therefore, this is the perfect opportunity. [21:28] Mei     Hey, Risya. Staying alive? [21:30] ---     Third seat of the Saint Disciples “The Incessant Tempest”     Mei [21:32] Eight Great Apostles W     Welcome, Saint Disciples. [21:35] Eight Great Apostles E     We've called upon you to join the war. [21:37] Eight Great Apostles W     Your mission is to capture     the queen and the purebreds. [21:41] Sign     Tenth seat of the Saint Disciples “Omen”     Head Researcher Newton [21:41] Newton     Very good! [21:43] Newton     I've always wanted to see     purebreds with my own eyes! [21:46] Sign     Eleventh seat of the Saint Disciples “Absent Engineer”     Garganly [21:47] Garganly     You should learn to be silent. [21:49] Garganly     Your voice disturbs the order. [21:51] Eight Great Apostles V     Spectacular. [21:53] Eight Great Apostles W     We've never had so many     of them be in one place. [21:55] ---     Eighth seat of the Saint Disciples “Invisible Hand of God”     Nameless [21:56] Nameless     We have too many cooks in the     kitchen. I alone will suffice. [21:59] Magnacasa     Fourth seat of the Saint Disciples and      Director of Headquarters Magnacasa Gunfight [21:59] Magnacasa     This plan will cost you. [22:02] Risya     Oh, my. Everyone's here. [22:02] Risya     Fifth seat of the Saint Disciples      “General Staff to the Emperor” Risya [22:07] ---     First seat of the Saint Disciples     “The Flash Knight” Johaim [22:11] Risya     Should the Emperor's most trusted direct     reports be in a place like this? [22:17] Eight Great Apostles W     We asked the Emperor to make     this special visit happen. [22:23] Eight Great Apostles V     As the highest-ranking combatants     of the Empire, do your worst.