E2 - Witch: War Between the Sisters (AKA Alice Explodes)
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[00:00] Alice
Green smoothie, banana juice,
fresh strawberry shake...
[00:01] Iska
Excuse me, could I have one
fresh strawberry shake, and...
[00:06] Alice
OK, I've decided.
[00:07] Alice
Melon soda with special coconut ice cream,
[00:07] Iska
Melon soda with special coconut ice cream,
[00:10] Alice
topped with whipped cream
and enderflower syrup.
[00:10] Iska
topped with whipped cream
and enderflower syrup.
[00:14] Alice
Huh?
[00:16] Iska
Huh?
[00:19] Alice
Wait...
[00:19] Iska
Wait...
[00:22] Iska
Alice?! Why...
[00:24] Alice
Why are you here?!
[00:47] Sign
Our Last Crusade or the Rise
of a New World SEASON II
[01:57] Rin
Imperial soldier! Why are
you in the Sovereignty?!
SIGN Witch: War Between the
Sisters (AKA Alice Explodes)
[01:59] Iska
Do I know you?
[02:01] Rin
Ugh! Will this ring a bell?!
[02:03] Iska
Oh, Rin!
[02:05] Alice
What's the meaning of this?
[02:06] Iska
W-Well, that's...
[02:09] Alice
Oh my, he looks good with glasses on, too.
[02:13] Alice
He looks sophisticated.
[02:15] Alice
No, that's not the point!
[02:17] Alice
Is this a mission with the Empire?
[02:19] Alice
If so, I can't let it happen.
[02:21] Iska
N-No, you've got it wrong, Alice!
[02:24] Server
Order for a melon soda and
a strawberry shake is ready.
[02:28] Iska
Oh, that's me.
[02:29] Server
Please be careful not to drop it.
[02:31] Iska
Thank you.
[02:33] Iska
This, uh... This isn't a mission.
[02:35] Iska
It's actually against my will,
so to speak, so, um, uhh...
[02:41] Alice
What do I have wrong?
[02:43] Alice
You can explain outside. Let's go.
[02:45] Warvick
Lady Alice.
[02:48] Kisasage
Thank you for coming.
[02:50] Alice
Kisasage! Warvick!
[02:53] Alice
Sisbell's protection detail.
[02:55] Kisasage
Lady Alice, who is he?
[02:57] Alice
Erm, uh, right, I was giving him direction!
[03:00] Alice
He's lost, so I was just explaining
to him where the exits are.
[03:04] Alice
And, now you know.
[03:06] Iska
Huh? Oh, yes.
[03:10] Alice
We'll regroup at 9pm. Be
ready to move by then.
[03:14] Warvick
Understood.
[03:14] Kisasage
Understood.
[03:16] Alice
Rin.
[03:18] Rin
The Imperial soldier headed towards exit 8.
[03:21] Rin
Here, Lady Alice.
[03:23] Alice
The number of drinks he ordered
is also an important clue.
[03:25] Alice
It means he's with one other person.
[03:28] Rin
Likely a member from the Imperial army.
[03:30] Alice
Perhaps her, Captain Mismis?
[03:33] Rin
It's very possible.
[03:36] Alice
Even if it is Mismis, we can't let
the Imperial army infiltrate us.
[03:42] Rin
Lady Alice, there he is.
[03:44] Rin
How dare he stand in plain sight like that...
[03:48] Alice
Something's wrong. Why isn't he running?
[03:52] Rin
Could he be waiting for someone?
[03:54] Alice
Hmm...
[03:56] Alice
Huh?!
[03:57] Rin
Hm?
[04:00] Alice
Sisbell?!
[04:01] Sisbell
I apologize for the wait.
[04:03] Sisbell
Thank you for getting me a drink!
[04:05] Iska
Sisbell, we need to go. Now!
[04:07] Sisbell
Huh? What is it, Iska?
[04:10] Sisbell
Why are you in such a hurry?
[04:11] Sisbell
Wait a minute, Iska!
[04:14] Rin
Purely from the look of things,
[04:15] Rin
Lady Sisbell seems to have a connection
with the Imperial army, but...
[04:19] Rin
Incognito, she's not.
[04:21] Alice
Sisbell... What are you up to?
[04:29] Alice
Why am I so annoyed by this?
[04:32] Alice
I'm tailing them because
this is a serious matter.
[04:35] Rin
Lady Alice, Lady Sisbell accepted her juice!
[04:39] Alice
I can see fine.
[04:41] Alice
It's like she's enjoying this!
[04:44] Rin
Lady Alice!
[04:45] Alice
Now what?
[04:47] Rin
Their shoulders are about
to touch each other!
[04:49] Alice
W-Why are they so close?!
[04:51] Alice
It's too close! He's an Imperial soldier!
[04:54] Rin
Lady Alice, look!
[04:57] Rin
Lady Sisbell has her arm around him!
[05:00] Alice
J-Just hold on a minute! Can't she see
that she's making Iska uncomfortable?!
[05:17] Rin
Lady Alice?
[05:18] Rin
W-What's wrong, Lady Alice?!
[05:20] Rin
Your face is so red!
[05:22] Alice
Well, this is a huge deal!
[05:24] Alice
Iska is mine! So why is she doing this?!
[05:28] Rin
Lady Alice, look!
[05:38] Alice
W-W-W-What does she think she's
doing in such a public place?!
[05:42] Alice
I'm so envious...
[05:44] Alice
No, I didn't mean that!
[05:45] Alice
Anyway, Iska's surprised, too!
[05:48] Rin
Lady Alice!
[05:51] Alice
No, Sisbell. You can't... You can't!
[06:00] Alice
This. Means. War.
[06:02] Rin
Umm, Lady Alice...?
[06:04] Alice
Rin, our biggest enemy wasn't the Empire.
[06:08] Rin
My Lady?
[06:10] Alice
I'm gonna turn her into an ice sculpture
and sell her to a jewelry store!
[06:14] Rin
You cannot! Please come to your senses!
[06:17] Alice
L-Let me go, Rin!
[06:18] Rin
I will not!
[06:19] Alice
Mother will understand
this duel was inevitable!
[06:23] Rin
There's no way you're dueling her!
[06:27] Alice
Fine. I suppose it wasn't on his lips.
[06:30] Alice
The cream was on his cheek.
[06:32] Rin
What?
[06:33] Rin
Lady Alice, will you
entrust those two to me?!
[06:39] Rin
Good lord, Lady Alice.
What has gotten into you?!
[06:43] Rin
This was supposed to be over once Lady
Sisbell was safely back in our hands.
[06:47] Rin
I shouldn't have to calm
Lady Alice to do that.
[06:49] Rin
This is all your fault, Imperial swordsman!
[06:52] Iska
Rin?!
[06:53] Rin
Please don't make a scene.
[06:54] Rin
Imperial swordsman, you shut up, too.
[06:57] Rin
We've been looking for you, Lady Sisbell.
[06:59] Sisbell
You're not in your usual clothes, Rin.
[07:02] Rin
The Masked Lord is looking
for you on a certain charge.
[07:07] Rin
The Queen has put us on
a mission to protect you.
[07:13] Sisbell
I did not ask for protection.
[07:15] Sisbell
Please tell Alice I said that.
[07:18] Rin
Then, I just have one question.
[07:20] Iska
Why am I here, right?
[07:23] Iska
This is related to our captain.
[07:26] Sisbell
Iska?!
[07:28] Iska
It's better to clear up any misunderstanding.
[07:30] Iska
Staying silent will only lead
to suspicion for both parties.
[07:33] Sisbell
All right. I will do the explaining, then.
[07:43] Salinger
Delicious.
[07:46] Salinger
That monster.
[07:48] Salinger
It's been ages since we last saw each other,
[07:51] Salinger
but then he just shoves this to me.
[08:00] Salinger
Emperor Yunmelngen.
[08:04] Salinger
What are you up to?
[08:08] Iska
We're back.
[08:09] Mismis
Welcome back!
[08:11] Mismis
What happened to her?
[08:12] Iska
This was all new to her
and she wore herself out.
[08:16] Iska
Jhin, can I ask you to
hold down the fort again?
[08:19] Jhin
Keep it within an hour.
[08:20] Iska
Got it.
[08:22] Rin
You came alone, as promised.
[08:24] Iska
I did.
[08:26] Rin
Where's Lady Sisbell?
[08:27] Iska
She's fast asleep, exhausted.
[08:29] Iska
I think someone wore her out
with all the questioning.
[08:33] Rin
In this case, Lady Sisbell
only has herself to blame.
[08:36] Rin
Asking Imperial soldiers to escort her...
[08:39] Rin
There'll be an uproar
if the public finds out.
[08:41] Iska
We didn't ask for this.
[08:44] Iska
We'd rather get our payment
now and leave the Sovereignty.
[08:48] Rin
That's between you and Lady Sisbell.
[08:51] Rin
This will become a huge problem
if this comes to light.
[08:55] Rin
And if it does, we'll have to feign
ignorance regarding Lady Sisbell's actions.
[09:00] Iska
Turning a blind eye, huh?
[09:02] Rin
I wouldn't have believed your story if
Lady Sisbell's escort was anyone but you.
[09:10] Rin
However, Lady Alice wants
to hear it for herself.
[09:15] Iska
Huh?!
[09:16] Rin
You're going in by yourself.
[09:17] Iska
Wait, what about you, Rin?
[09:19] Iska
Ow!
[09:20] Rin
Hurry up and go in.
[09:21] Rin
I hope you'll be interrogated
or even tortured!
[09:24] Iska
Hold on, that sounds dangerous!
[09:26] Rin
Lady Alice is extremely agitated right now.
[09:30] Iska
Huh? Why's that?
[09:31] Rin
No clue.
[09:32] Rin
I just know that we need a human
sacrifice to get her anger out.
[09:36] Rin
And I don't want to be that.
[09:38] Iska
I don't want to, either!
[09:40] Rin
Shut up and just go!
[09:52] Iska
U-Um, so...
[09:55] Iska
Rin brought me here.
[09:57] Iska
She said you wanted to hear
from me what Sisbell had said.
[10:01] Alice
That's not what I want.
[10:03] Iska
Huh?
[10:06] Alice
That's not why I called you here.
[10:11] Alice
What's the meaning of this...?
[10:15] Alice
What's the meaning of this?!
[10:16] Iska
I have no clue what you're asking.
[10:23] Alice
You were walking with her.
[10:25] Iska
With Sisbell?
[10:26] Alice
Yeah.
[10:28] Alice
I saw you two.
[10:29] Iska
Well, yeah.
[10:31] Iska
We were doing some recon at the
station, as part of the escort.
[10:36] Iska
I get that this is unacceptable
to both nations.
[10:40] Iska
Is that why you're angry?
[10:43] Alice
N-
[10:45] Alice
N-No...
[10:47] Iska
Alice, I don't want to upset you,
[10:50] Iska
but I won't understand if you don't explain.
[10:55] Alice
You were walking together.
[10:57] Iska
What?
[10:58] Alice
While holding hands...
[11:00] Alice
Without me!
[11:03] Iska
Yeah, because I'm her bodyguard.
[11:05] Alice
You really should work on your tact!
[11:08] Iska
Huh?
[11:10] Alice
Fine, I'll spell it out for you.
[11:13] Alice
It's not fair Sisbell's having all the fun!
[11:17] Iska
What?
[11:18] Alice
This is betrayal!
[11:20] Iska
Betrayal to what?!
[11:21] Alice
You promised you're mine, but you're
letting her boss you around!
[11:26] Iska
Our lives are on the line, so
I don't see this as a betrayal!
[11:31] Alice
But I'm not happy with it.
[11:33] Iska
Well, if we stop being Sisbell's bodyguards,
will you give us those stickers?
[11:40] Alice
I-I can't do that.
[11:42] Alice
I'm not going to just help
the enemy out like that.
[11:45] Iska
Then we have no choice.
[11:49] Iska
Growling at me like that
won't change anything...
[11:54] Alice
You don't even care if I'm mad.
[11:57] Iska
It'd be weird if I did.
[11:59] Iska
We're enemies, after all.
[12:01] Alice
I don't even feel like
throwing a tantrum anymore.
[12:03] Alice
I do feel a bit better, now that you're here.
[12:07] Alice
I just want to make myself clear.
[12:10] Alice
I'm not angry at you.
[12:13] Iska
You're not?
[12:14] Iska
Then you're also not mad with Sisbell, right?
[12:16] Alice
Yes, it's Sisbell!
[12:18] Alice
She's the one I'm super mad at!
[12:20] Iska
You are?
[12:22] Iska
What are you going to do?
[12:23] Alice
Good question.
[12:26] Alice
I summoned you here to get your testimony.
[12:29] Alice
As the second princess of
the Nebulis Sovereignty,
[12:32] Alice
I reserve the right to
prosecute lower princesses.
[12:36] Iska
You can do that?
[12:38] Alice
I'll make it a law once
I'm back to the palace.
[12:41] Iska
You're trying to force a prosecution!
[12:42] Alice
I merely want to confirm
what Sisbell did to you.
[12:45] Alice
As your only rival, I have the right to know.
[12:50] Iska
What's with the glasses?
[12:53] Alice
I-It's a reenactment.
[13:00] Iska
A-Alice?
[13:01] Alice
You were holding hands,
[13:04] Alice
like this.
[13:06] Alice
D-Don't move!
[13:08] Alice
This is what she was doing.
[13:12] Iska
But you already saw this.
[13:14] Alice
I need to actually experience
it to understand.
[13:17] Alice
Hmm, well... Your hand is rough.
[13:22] Iska
You're acting weird!
[13:23] Alice
This is a legit investigation!
[13:26] Alice
T-This is scandalous!
[13:29] Alice
A princess walking with an enemy
soldier with her arm around him.
[13:33] Iska
But Alice, you're doing the same thing...
[13:36] Alice
I-I'm just verifying the facts!
[13:38] Alice
Relationship between our princess and an
Imperial soldier requires examination.
[13:44] Iska
Examination?
[13:45] Alice
Let's see, she was a lot closer to you.
[13:49] Iska
Wait, what?!
[13:51] Alice
L-Like this.
[13:53] Iska
Wait!
[13:54] Iska
Uhh, Alice, um, so... What are you doing?
[13:58] Alice
R-Reenacting what my sister was doing!
[14:01] Alice
It's not fair...
[14:03] Alice
I mean, it's just so scandalous.
[14:05] Iska
Then let go of my arm, Alice!
[14:08] Alice
I can't do that!
[14:16] Iska
What are you doing?!
[14:18] Alice
I-I'm nervous!
[14:20] Alice
You, my greatest enemy,
being so close to me...
[14:23] Iska
So just let go of my arm!
[14:25] Alice
I don't want to let go.
[14:27] Iska
Huh?
[14:28] Alice
N-Nothing!
[14:31] Alice
I just meant...
[14:33] Alice
I was just trying to understand
Sisbell's feelings!
[14:52] Alice
Y-You know, Iska...
[14:55] Rin
Are you all right, Lady Alice?!
[14:59] Rin
On second thought, it's too dangerous
for you to be alone with him!
[15:03] Alice
Rin! I was having a moment!
[15:05] Rin
A moment?
[15:06] Alice
Um...
[15:08] Rin
Lady Alice?
[15:09] Alice
What is it?
[15:11] Rin
It seems your skin is glowing.
[15:13] Alice
I-Is it?
[15:15] Rin
Did something happen?
[15:17] Alice
No, nothing!
[15:18] Rin
Your face looks red, too.
[15:20] Alice
Y-You're just imagining things!
[15:23] Rin
Lady Alice, please excuse me.
[15:25] Rin
This isn't good, you've spiked a high fever!
[15:27] Rin
You must rest immediately!
[15:29] Alice
No, t-that's not true! I feel just fine--
[15:31] Rin
Imperial swordsman!
[15:33] Rin
How dare you pretend not to notice
Lady Alice spiking a fever!
[15:38] Iska
That's not what happened!
[15:39] Rin
Silence, not another word! You've
got two seconds to disappear!
[15:41] Iska
You guys are the ones who told me to come!
[15:50] Iska
I can still feel Alice's warmth...
[15:54] Iska
Ugh, they've got everything wrong!
[16:00] Elletear
I am so happy.
[16:03] Elletear
By holding the conference last
minute, we can keep the Zoas here,
[16:08] Elletear
giving Alice the opportunity to find Sisbell.
[16:12] Elletear
A daringly bold move to abuse
an honorable conference.
[16:17] Elletear
This is how a queen should be.
[16:20] Millavair
Elletear, refrain yourself from
making misleading statements.
[16:24] Elletear
I apologize.
[16:26] Elletear
However, it was a good way
to pass time, was it not?
[16:29] Secretary
Your Majesty, it's time.
[16:31] Millavair
Shall we?
[16:38] Masked Lord
Good-bye, House of Lou.
[16:43] Millavair
Don't underestimate me!
Legion of Divine Wind!
[16:49] Millavair
Is everyone all right?
[16:51] Secretary
Yes.
[16:52] Scribe
We are all fine, but My Queen,
we must stop your bleeding!
[16:56] Millavair
I'm fine.
[16:58] Millavair
It's red, but it's just superficial.
[17:00] Elletear
That was a close call. You
saved us, Your Majesty.
[17:06] Soldier A
Your Majesty!
[17:07] Soldier B
Lady Elletear! What was that?!
[17:09] Millavair
Someone must've attacked us.
[17:11] Millavair
Did you see anyone suspicious
outside the door?
[17:13] Soldier A
No!
[17:14] Soldier B
We didn't see anything suspicious.
[17:16] Elletear
Your Majesty, I think I heard a familiar
voice at the moment of the explosion.
[17:22] Millavair
What a coincidence, I, too, heard it.
[17:25] Elletear
It sounded like the Masked Lord's voice.
[17:29] Scribe
D-Dare I say, I heard it, too.
[17:31] Secretary
Me, too.
[17:33] Millavair
The conference will be canceled.
[17:35] Masked Lord
My Queen, what's going on?
[17:39] Masked Lord
I came here for the conference,
but what happened?
[17:41] Millavair
As you can see, we were attacked.
[17:43] Millavair
Most likely from a heartless man
aiming to assassinate the queen.
[17:48] Masked Lord
Who was behind the attack?
[17:50] Millavair
You, Masked Lord.
[17:52] Masked Lord
I must've heard wrong.
[17:54] Masked Lord
I don't understand.
[17:57] Millavair
You can explain yourself
during your testimony.
[18:00] Masked Lord
I see, what an interesting twist.
[18:03] Millavair
I will interview the House of Zoa my--
[18:05] Talisman
Please wait, Your Majesty.
[18:08] Talisman
As the head of Hydra, I look forward to
the Three Founding Family conferences.
[18:13] Talisman
However, this is disastrous.
[18:16] Millavair
Lord Talisman.
[18:19] Talisman
Nevertheless, you must take care
of yourself first, My Queen.
[18:25] Talisman
We cannot risk something happening to you.
[18:27] Talisman
Treat her immediately.
[18:28] Medic A
My Lord!
[18:28] Medic B
My Lord!
[18:29] Millavair
Who, then, will deal with the House of Zoa?
[18:33] Talisman
I will.
[18:35] Millavair
You?
[18:36] Talisman
If you have concerns, we can have a
recorder from the House of Lou be present.
[18:41] Talisman
We can also look for the
culprit at the same time.
[18:44] Talisman
A serious incident like this may not
be just the Masked Lord's doing.
[18:48] Talisman
It's possible the House of Zoa or outsiders
such as the Imperial army are involved.
[18:53] Talisman
I'm counting on you, Vichyssoise.
[19:00] Vichyssoise
Your Majesty, please leave this to me.
[19:04] Elletear
I also agree with Lord Talisman's proposal.
[19:08] Millavair
Elletear.
[19:10] Elletear
Afterall, this is an assassination
attempt on you, Your Majesty.
[19:14] Elletear
We must mobilize all of the royal
family's power to solve this case.
[19:19] Millavair
Very well. Lord Talisman,
Vichyssoise, would you assist us?
[19:24] Millavair
The House of Hydra and Lou shall do
everything in their power to resolve this.
[19:28] Talisman
I'll make the arrangements right away.
[19:32] Millavair
Is this really the Masked Lord's doing?
[19:36] Millavair
It seems I will be needing Sisbell's help.
[19:39] Millavair
With her ability, we can find the culprit.
[19:43] Millavair
The enemy will also come
to the same conclusion.
[19:46] Millavair
The next target will be...
[19:48] Millavair
You must hurry, Alice.
[19:50] Millavair
Bring Sisbell back home.
[19:53] Eight Great Apostles V
This is quite an accomplishment, Risya.
[19:56] Eight Great Apostles W
By implementing artificial astral
crests based on Omen's research,
[20:00] Eight Great Apostles W
twelve units attempted to pass the border
checkpoints, with ten succeeding.
[20:06] Risya
I, for one, was really nervous about it.
[20:09] Eight Great Apostles W
One of the units actually made it to the
Central Province of the Sovereignty.
[20:14] Risya
Just so you know, I don't want a bonus.
[20:17] Risya
What I want is a vacation.
[20:19] Eight Great Apostles E
You should ask the Emperor directly.
[20:22] Eight Great Apostles E
You are not under our jurisdiction.
[20:25] Risya
I had a feeling you'd say that.
[20:28] Risya
So, did they get into the royal palace?
[20:31] Eight Great Apostles E
They did not.
[20:32] Eight Great Apostles W
However, something interesting
happened at the royal palace.
[20:37] Risya
Yeah? That's news to me.
[20:39] Eight Great Apostles V
Nebulis VIII was attacked.
[20:42] Risya
Just to be clear, this wasn't
the Imperial army's doing?
[20:46] Eight Great Apostles E
Some of the descendants of the Founder
are unhappy with the current queen.
[20:51] Risya
Would they do something that extreme
just because they're unhappy?
[20:54] Risya
Why don't you tell me already?
[20:57] Risya
You have someone in the Sovereignty
helping the Empire, right?
[21:01] Eight Great Apostles V
Because of your accomplishment,
we'll tell you one thing.
[21:05] Eight Great Apostles E
We do have someone who keeps in touch.
[21:08] Eight Great Apostles W
That person is...
[21:10] Eight Great Apostles V
A purebred called Subject E.
[21:15] Eight Great Apostles W
Apparently it's got them rattled right now.
[21:18] Risya
I can see how even a failed attempt on
the queen's life would rattle them.
[21:24] Eight Great Apostles E
Therefore, this is the perfect opportunity.
[21:28] Mei
Hey, Risya. Staying alive?
[21:30] ---
Third seat of the Saint Disciples “The Incessant Tempest”
Mei
[21:32] Eight Great Apostles W
Welcome, Saint Disciples.
[21:35] Eight Great Apostles E
We've called upon you to join the war.
[21:37] Eight Great Apostles W
Your mission is to capture
the queen and the purebreds.
[21:41] Sign
Tenth seat of the Saint Disciples “Omen”
Head Researcher Newton
[21:41] Newton
Very good!
[21:43] Newton
I've always wanted to see
purebreds with my own eyes!
[21:46] Sign
Eleventh seat of the Saint Disciples “Absent Engineer”
Garganly
[21:47] Garganly
You should learn to be silent.
[21:49] Garganly
Your voice disturbs the order.
[21:51] Eight Great Apostles V
Spectacular.
[21:53] Eight Great Apostles W
We've never had so many
of them be in one place.
[21:55] ---
Eighth seat of the Saint Disciples “Invisible Hand of God”
Nameless
[21:56] Nameless
We have too many cooks in the
kitchen. I alone will suffice.
[21:59] Magnacasa
Fourth seat of the Saint Disciples and
Director of Headquarters Magnacasa Gunfight
[21:59] Magnacasa
This plan will cost you.
[22:02] Risya
Oh, my. Everyone's here.
[22:02] Risya
Fifth seat of the Saint Disciples
“General Staff to the Emperor” Risya
[22:07] ---
First seat of the Saint Disciples
“The Flash Knight” Johaim
[22:11] Risya
Should the Emperor's most trusted direct
reports be in a place like this?
[22:17] Eight Great Apostles W
We asked the Emperor to make
this special visit happen.
[22:23] Eight Great Apostles V
As the highest-ranking combatants
of the Empire, do your worst.