E10 - The Girls' Secret Discussion
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SIGN Su-chan
I Love You
[00:03] Kachi
Here, Su-chan, open wide.
[00:06] Kachi
"Ah..."
[00:09] Kachi
So Su-chan, it's not just the
food that I want you to eat.
[00:16] Kachi
What I want you to eat
even more... is... me.
[00:22] Kachi
Su-chan, let's do...
[00:25] Kachi
pervy things.
[00:28] Maru
I was actually expecting that, Tetsuhiko!
[00:31] Tetsu
You're gross, man.
[00:33] Maru
Shut up! I just got hit by
the harshness of reality!
[00:37] Kachi
Su-chan? Are you okay?
[00:40] Maru
I-I'm fine!
[00:41] Maru
I'll be right back!
[00:44] Maru
You've been through this before,
haven't you? Give me some advice.
[00:47] Tetsu
I'll settle your affairs.
Go on and have a blast.
[00:51] Maru
Wha... Hey!
[00:52] Maru
I-I'm opening it now!
[00:54] Kuroha
Haru, you were in there a while.
[00:56] Kachi
Does your stomach hurt?
Need to see a doctor?
[00:59] Maria
I bet someone fed you something
that wasn't good for you.
[01:02] Both
What?
SIGN Osamake: Romcom Where
The Childhood Friend Won't Lose
[02:40] Maru
Answering service again?
[02:42] Kuroha
Yeah. I guess Mom's at work.
[02:44] Maria
That's too bad.
[02:46] Maria
But if you can't get your
parents' permission,
[02:48] Maria
I guess you can't stay overnight tonight.
[02:50] Maria
So long, Kuroha-san.
[02:52] Maru
Momo, why are you here, anyway?
[02:55] Maria
I heard you were in danger.
[03:00] Maru
Look, I'd appreciate it if you three would
try to get along a little better.
[03:06] Maru
Who's that?
[03:08] Maria
Yes! Maru here!
[03:09] Maru
Whoa, whoa! This is my house!
[03:11] Maria
That's why I said "Maru."
[03:13] Maru
But why are you calling yourself a Maru?!
[03:17] Maria
As your future wife, I thought
I should get used to saying it now.
[03:22] Maru
Do you even realize what you just said?!
[03:25] Midori
Sueharu! I can hear all
the voices in there!
[03:27] Maru
Midori?!
[03:27] Midori
Is that twisted woman here again?!
[03:28] Maru
Don't ring the bell over
and over at this hour!
[03:30] Maru
You're gonna upset the neighbors!
[03:33] Maru
So, what do you want?
[03:34] Midori
Hmph! Sorry to interrupt the fun.
[03:37] Midori
I'm not allowed to come over without a purpose?
How full of yourself can you be?
[03:41] Maru
Don't get mad right off the bat.
[03:43] Maru
I never said you couldn't come over.
[03:45] Aoi
We brought some clothes and study
materials for you, Kuro-neesan.
[03:48] Kuroha
Thanks a lot.
[03:50] Maru
Hey, Aoi-chan, did you
have fun on our trip?
[03:53] Maru
Since I got hurt at the end, I didn't
get to hear your thoughts on it.
[03:57] Aoi
You're quite the ladies' man, aren't you?
[04:00] Aoi
It's Kuro-neesan you should
be talking to, not me.
[04:04] Maru
U-Uh... Aoi-chan?
[04:07] Maru
Wait, why?
[04:09] Maru
Aoi-chan... And Akane, you're here, too?
[04:12] Akane
A-Ah... Haru-nii...
[04:13] Maru
Akane?
[04:19] Akane
I'm sorry, Haru-nii.
Something's wrong with me.
[04:22] Akane
I'm going home.
[04:23] Aoi
I'm going, too!
[04:28] Maru
Midori, did I do something wrong?
[04:31] Midori
They're probably sick of you because
you keep fawning over so many girls.
[04:35] Midori
They aren't as used to you as I am.
[04:37] Midori
They probably think you're filthy and
don't want to talk to such a pervert.
[04:41] Midori
Serves you right!
[04:44] Midori
See ya!
[04:45] Maru
Don't laugh at someone else's misfortune!
[04:49] Maru
Huh?
[04:50] Midori
I'm a teenager now, too, you know.
[04:52] Midori
When a boy grabs my hand like that,
of course I'm gonna freak out.
[04:56] Maru
Oh, come on. You, a teenager?
[04:58] Midori
Seriously, just...
[05:01] Midori
Die!
[05:04] Midori
Hmph!
[05:09] Kuroha
That one was all your fault.
[05:11] Maru
Ow...
[05:14] Kuroha
But I love that part of you, too.
[05:19] Maru
Ow!
[05:23] Kuroha
I never said my "I love you" game was over.
[05:31] Kuroha
Oh, Mom? Listen, I...
[05:34] Kuroha
What? I can't?
[05:37] Kuroha
Okay.
[05:41] Kuroha
Mom said I can't stay over.
[05:43] Maru
O-Oh...
[05:44] Maria
But why?
[05:46] Maria
I explained everything in
the letter I left for you!
[05:55] Maria
I'm going home for today,
[05:57] Maria
but don't you dare cheat
on me, Sueharu-oniichan.
[06:00] Maru
Uh, you can't call it cheating
if we're not going out.
[06:03] Maria
It's already set in stone that we're
getting married, so no other—
[06:06] Kachi
Okay, okay. We get your point,
so you can go home now.
[06:10] Kuroha
Yeah. You're embarrassing yourself.
[06:12] Maria
Wait!
[06:13] Maru
Goodnight.
[06:14] Maria
Sueharu-oniichan!
Cheating is a crime, you hear?!
[06:19] Kachi
Shida-san, do you have a moment?
[06:22] Kachi
Su-chan, could you head back inside first?
[06:24] Maru
S-Sure...
[06:29] Shion
Maru-san...
[06:31] Maru
You're, uh... the maid who
came here with Shiro.
[06:34] Maru
Ohragi-san, was it?
[06:36] Maru
What is it?
[06:37] Shion
Could you try not to get
so full of yourself?
[06:40] Maru
Huh?
[06:41] Shion
Shiro-chan told me not to butt in,
but I can't bear it any longer!
[06:44] Maru
U-Uh... Shiro told you?
What does that mean?
[06:49] Shion
I see absolutely no reason to
tell you, you philanderer!
[06:53] Maru
Wait, how can I be a philanderer when this
whole thing is making my stomach hurt?!
[06:57] Shion
What's this now? Are you trying to
convince me you're not a lady-killer?
[07:01] Shion
Of course, to be precise,
[07:04] Shion
it seems as though you're not so much a
lady-killer as a toy for all of them.
[07:08] Shion
Giggle, giggle.
[07:09] Shion
Personally, I just find it
absolutely unsightly. Hmph!
SIGN Idiot
[07:14] Maru
Damn. This girl might be a lot
dumber than I had imagined.
[07:17] Shion
Oh? What's that look on your face?
Are you actually angry?
[07:21] Maru
I was just thinking you seem like an idiot.
[07:23] Shion
Giggle, giggle.
[07:25] Shion
In that case, to finish this,
[07:26] Shion
I, the genius, will tell you
exactly where you're mistaken.
[07:30] Maru
Oh, she's a genius? Okay, sure.
SIGN Genius
[07:34] Maru
Okay, fine. Where am I mistaken?
[07:37] Shion
In thinking that Shiro-chan likes you.
[07:40] Maru
Th-That's...
[07:42] Shion
What Shiro-chan feels
toward you is respect.
[07:45] Shion
I'm saying that I don't want you to
misunderstand that. Do you get it?
SIGN Mistaken
[07:50] Maru
I mean, I did think that
might be the case, but...
[07:51] Shion
Giggle, giggle, giggle...
[07:54] Shion
Really, I can't fathom why Shida-san and
Momosaka-san give you the time of day, either.
[08:03] Kachi
What's wrong?
[08:04] Shion
Nothing at all.
[08:07] Shion
More importantly, the bath
should be ready now.
[08:09] Shion
Why don't you go ahead?
[08:11] Kachi
Good idea.
[08:12] Kachi
Oh, but since it's Su-chan's house,
he should take the first bath.
[08:15] Kachi
Wait here. I'll change into
something that can get wet.
[08:22] Kachi
Su-chan can't use his arm, so I was
going to wash his back for him.
[08:25] Kachi
Is that a problem?
[08:26] Maru
No problem at all!
[08:26] Shion
Yes, it is!
[08:31] Kachi
Shida-san, do you have a moment?
[08:34] (Flashback) Kachi
You seem to think living next door
to Su-chan gives you an advantage,
[08:40] (Flashback) Kachi
but unfortunately for you,
I'll get to be even closer to him.
[08:46] Kuroha
This hurts.
[08:48] Kuroha
In a way, it's worse than
when I rejected him.
[08:53] Kuroha
Stupid Haru.
[08:55] Kuroha
I want you to confess to me.
Don't give up after just once.
[09:09] Kuroha
Oh, right.
[09:10] Kuroha
I can't lose this way.
SIGN Celebrate! Momosaka Maria-chan's First Day at Our School
[09:15] Guys
Wow! Maria-chan's wearing our uniform!
[09:19] Guy
But why is she with Maru's group?!
[09:21] Guy
Aren't you watching the
Ultramarine Channel?
[09:22] Guy
Maria-chan joined them last week!
[09:25] Goudo
Guilty!
[09:26] Goudo
Siblings with no blood relation are guilty!
[09:30] Uga
Relax, Goudo! It's fine!
[09:32] Uga
Maru's an idiot, so he sees
her as a real little sister!
[09:35] Uga
Thank goodness he's an idiot!
[09:36] Maria
I'm Momosaka Maria.
[09:38] Maria
I look forward to being here with
all of you starting today.
[09:45] Maru
Ohragi-san goes to our school?
[09:49] Maria
Sueharu-oniichan!
[09:51] Maria
Let's eat lunch in the cafeteria together!
[09:54] Maria
I'll feed you myself!
[09:56] Maru
I-I'll eat by myself.
[09:58] Maru
The atmosphere in this room is
scaring me! Especially the guys!
[10:01] Uga
Maru-kun, got a second?
[10:03] Goudo
Guilty!
[10:03] Guy
Come play with us.
[10:03] Guy
Come on, come on!
[10:05] ---
Ow!
[10:06] Kachi
Stop.
[10:08] Kachi
If you try to do anything to him,
[10:11] Kachi
I'll punish you in a manner befitting
your barbaric behavior.
[10:15] Guys
W-We're sorry!
[10:18] Kachi
If you care about Su-chan,
[10:20] Kachi
could you avoid causing such commotions?
[10:23] Maria
You're right. I'll do as you say for today.
[10:27] Kachi
You can go back to your own classroom now.
[10:30] Kachi
I've already prepared
Su-chan's lunch for him.
[10:36] Kachi
Su-chan, open wide.
[10:39] Maru
Hang on, Shiro. I don't
think you should...
[10:42] Maru
O-Okay, then.
[10:48] Maru
That's good!
[10:50] Kachi
I'm so glad. Here, have another.
[10:53] Maru
Really?
[10:55] Kachi
Here, Su-chan. Have some rice, too.
[10:57] Maru
Uh, I can eat the rice myself.
[10:59] Kachi
This is my apology for getting you hurt.
[11:01] Kachi
Don't be shy, now. Open wide.
[11:07] (Flashback) Shion
Don't misunderstand.
[11:12] Maru
Sorry... I'm gonna go wash my face.
[11:15] Kachi
Su-chan?
[11:20] Maru
I can't get the wrong idea.
[11:23] Kuroha
Haru?
[11:25] Kuroha
Are you okay?
[11:27] Maru
Kuro...
[11:30] Kuroha
Listen... I couldn't ask this morning
since everyone was around, but...
[11:36] Kuroha
I really believe everything's
probably fine,
[11:38] Kuroha
and based on your reactions,
I don't think anything happened,
[11:41] Kuroha
but I still want to make sure...
[11:44] Maru
You're not acting like yourself, Kuro.
What is it you want to ask?
[11:49] Kuroha
Nothing... happened last night, did it?
[11:52] Maru
Huh? Wh-What are you
worried about, exactly?
[11:56] Kuroha
Well, you know...
[11:57] Maru
O-Of course nothing happened!
[12:00] Kuroha
R-Really?
[12:01] Maru
H-Hey... Why don't you trust me?
[12:04] Kuroha
Because you're a pervert,
and Kachi-san is pretty.
[12:08] Maru
A-Are you crazy?! No way!
[12:10] Kuroha
Really?
[12:11] Maru
There wasn't even that kind of mood.
[12:14] Maru
She was super serious about
helping me study. That's it.
[12:17] Kuroha
Is that really all?
[12:19] Maru
Well, also... for some reason,
we ended up playing Othello all night.
[12:24] Kuroha
Huh? I don't get it.
[12:26] Maru
Anyway, don't get all worried
about anything weird.
[12:29] Maru
Actually, you seem pretty sullen today.
[12:32] Kuroha
Dummy. A pervert like you is the last
person I want to hear that from.
[12:38] Maru
You've been teasing me a lot lately.
Just paying you back.
[12:43] Kuroha
So you did think I was teasing you.
[12:47] Maru
Even if you're teasing me,
[12:49] Maru
I love the way you tell
me you love me, too.
[12:54] Kuroha
H-Hey... You're copying me!
[12:56] Kuroha
How dare you copy me?!
[12:59] Maru
Well, I don't like being on the
receiving end all the time.
[13:02] Maru
Though, you know, you're kinda
like a warrior in bikini armor.
SIGN Submissions from You Theme: "Bikini Armor"
SIGN By K-kun
SIGN By Hiroko-chan
[13:05] Maru
You dumped too much into attack power.
[13:08] Kuroha
Wh-What the heck does that mean?!
SIGN Kai Tetsuhiko
SIGN New Message
SIGN Meet up in the club room right now.
There's something I want to tell you all ASAP.
SIGN Osamake: Romcom Where
The Childhood Friend Won't Lose
SIGN Episode 10
The Girls' Secret Discussion
SIGN Let's play
Othello!
SIGN We're playing
Othello!
[13:27] Tetsu
The thing is, I heard from
Souichirou-san yesterday.
[13:30] Kachi
What? My dad?
[13:32] Tetsu
He said a TV station was asking for us.
[13:35] Tetsu
They want us to make a
documentary about the period
[13:39] Tetsu
from Sueharu's disappearance
up to his return on WeTube.
[13:42] Maru
Huh?
[13:44] Kachi
That sounds like a good project.
[13:46] Kachi
If I hadn't heard everything
from Su-chan himself,
[13:49] Kachi
I'd definitely want to watch it.
[13:52] Kachi
Su-chan's sudden retirement
really was a shock.
[13:55] Kuroha
But wouldn't that be
ignoring how Haru feels?
[13:58] Tetsu
I know.
[13:59] Tetsu
Which is why I'm not gonna move on this
project unless Sueharu gives the okay.
[14:04] Kuroha
I'm against it.
[14:06] Kuroha
I know how badly Haru was
hurt when his mother died,
[14:10] Kuroha
how lost he was, and how much he suffered.
[14:12] Kuroha
Even if Haru agrees to be the
star of a blatant tearjerker,
[14:16] Kuroha
I'm still against it.
[14:17] Maru
Kuro...
[14:20] Maru
I...
[14:22] Maru
I don't want to see any program
made that ignores the truth.
[14:27] Maria
But there's a high risk of
it turning out that way.
[14:30] Maria
TV networks are businesses, so their
priority is to make a profit.
[14:34] Tetsu
Do you ever feel like you
want to get closure?
[14:38] Maru
Closure?
[14:41] Tetsu
If it's released as a video,
[14:43] Tetsu
the weekly magazines will probably
start coming after you,
[14:46] Tetsu
and people who knew you in the
past might start talking.
[14:50] Tetsu
If it's all gonna come out anyway,
shouldn't you try to get closure
[14:53] Tetsu
in a way that you can agree with?
[14:59] Kuroha
But if they decide to make a TV show,
we won't be able to do anything, right?
[15:03] Kuroha
And if they ignore Haru's
wishes and air it...
[15:06] Tetsu
Which is why...
[15:07] Tetsu
I was up all night coming up with
a counter-plan to prevent that.
[15:12] Tetsu
First, as for Sueharu's documentary,
[15:15] Tetsu
we will produce it ourselves as
an Ultramarine Alliance project.
SIGN Sueharu Documentary
True Ending
[15:19] Tetsu
Of course, that'll bring the quality down,
[15:21] Tetsu
but we'll be able to make it in a
way that Sueharu agrees with 100%.
[15:25] Maru
Oh, yeah. Then it wouldn't just
be a blatant tearjerker.
[15:30] Kachi
What is this "true ending" thing, then?
[15:34] Tetsu
The true ending of Child King.
[15:37] Kuroha
Child King... Isn't that...
[15:39] Maria
It was Sueharu-oniichan's last acting role.
[15:42] Maria
As a continuation of the social
phenomenon Child Star,
[15:45] Maria
it also became a hot topic.
[15:48] Maria
It's also the memorable series in which
Sueharu-oniichan and I first acted together.
SIGN Explained Through Manga
SIGN Child King
[15:56] Na
Despite being poor, our protagonist, Ren,
lives happily with his beloved mother.
[16:03] Na
But then, one day, he loses
his mother in an accident
[16:07] Na
and is left without a
single living relative.
[16:09] Na
But it turned out her accident was planned.
[16:13] Na
Upon learning this terrifying truth,
Ren swears revenge.
[16:17] Guy
Do you want to be a king?
[16:21] Nina
Of course I'm worried.
We've been friends forever.
[16:25] Ren
You okay?
[16:26] Mirei
Thank you so much.
[16:27] Ren
I win.
[16:30] Hinaki
I'm not gonna lose again!
[16:32] Na
After a vicious battle,
Ren achieves his revenge,
[16:36] Na
but a tragic fate awaits him!
[16:40] Ren
I miss them...
[16:42] Ren
I wish I could see them...
just one more time.
SIGN "Then six years later,
the story sees its emotional finale"
SIGN "Then six years later,
the story sees its emotional finale"
[16:54] Tetsu
A different actor did the
"six years later" ending scene, right?
[16:58] Maru
Obviously. I was only 11 at the time.
[17:01] Maru
There's no way I could've played a 17-year-old.
[17:04] Tetsu
And now, you're...
[17:05] Maru
I'm... 17.
[17:08] Tetsu
The real 17-year-old Maru Sueharu will
act out the ending scene of Child King.
[17:13] Tetsu
In other words, we'll film
the true ending ourselves.
[17:17] Kachi
I see. That would definitely
generate buzz.
[17:21] Kachi
The TV network might be
eager to jump on it, too.
[17:24] Kuroha
Yeah.
[17:24] Kuroha
Which means...
[17:26] Tetsu
We politely decline the
TV network's proposal,
[17:29] Tetsu
and in return for making it ourselves,
[17:31] Tetsu
we propose our true ending and
convince them to compromise.
[17:36] Tetsu
I don't want to force this on you.
[17:40] Tetsu
I'm just saying you might be
okay with doing it this way,
[17:43] Tetsu
and it could be an efficient way
to make some profit and fame.
[17:47] Tetsu
So you decide.
[17:49] Maru
Thanks, Tetsuhiko.
[17:51] Tetsu
Anyway, you can give me
your answer on Saturday.
[17:54] Tetsu
You need to focus on the exams
starting tomorrow first.
[17:59] Maru
Yeah.
SIGN "Good kids, don't try
this at home♥ "
[19:40] Kuroha
That's so good.
[19:42] Maria
Ahem!
[19:43] Maria
Now, why don't you tell us why you
asked us both to meet you here?
[19:48] Kuroha
Okay, I'll tell you.
[19:50] Kuroha
I think we stand out too much at school.
[19:53] Kachi
Does the one who sniffs
Su-chan in the classroom
[19:57] Kachi
and tells everyone she's
dating him get to say that?
[20:00] Kachi
You were so obvious right before
the confession festival
[20:03] Kachi
that it embarrassed me just to watch.
[20:05] Maria
She did all that?
[20:07] Maria
Let me just say, I'm impressed.
[20:09] Kuroha
What about you?
[20:10] Kuroha
You come to Haru's class during
every break and hang all over him.
[20:14] Kuroha
It's embarrassing just to watch you.
[20:17] Kuroha
And you, Kachi-san!
[20:18] Kachi
Me?
[20:19] Kuroha
What was that all about today?
[20:21] Kuroha
When you fed him!
[20:23] Kachi
I got him hurt. I owe him
that degree of service.
[20:26] Kuroha
You think that's an excuse to go that far?
[20:28] Kachi
Again, do you get to say that after
what you did to him in the library?
[20:34] Maria
I guess the cat's out of the bag, huh?
[20:37] Kachi
You said it.
[20:39] Maria
Actually, I was thinking we need
to impose a certain limitation.
[20:44] Kuroha
What's that?
[20:45] Maria
We know Sueharu-oniichan is a pervert, yes?
[20:49] Maria
I feel like if Kuroha-san got over him,
[20:51] Maria
she'd use her feminine wiles
to create a fait accompli.
[20:54] Maria
Frankly, that's what scares
me more than anything.
[20:58] Kuroha
I'm only a girl! A young maiden!
[21:01] Kuroha
There's no way I could do that!
[21:02] Maria
I won't deny that you're a young maiden,
[21:05] Maria
but I also feel like you need a second title,
[21:10] Maria
like Devilish Maiden or Strategic Maiden.
[21:13] Kuroha
If you're going that route, Momo-san,
SIGN Fuji Safari Park
[21:15] Kuroha
aren't you a hyena-type
little sister figure?
[21:17] Maria
Oh, really? You're going to say
that about me, Kuroha-san?
[21:21] Maria
I won't just keep quiet and let
you talk about me that way!
[21:24] Kuroha
You haven't kept quiet this whole time.
[21:27] Kuroha
You're the one who started this, remember?
[21:29] Kachi
Honestly, the two of you are an eyesore.
[21:32] Both
Stay out of this, Clunker.
[21:34] Kachi
Are you two familiar with the rakugo
routine "Sanbou Ichiryouzon"?
[21:39] Maria
"Sanbou Ichiryouzon"?
[21:41] Kuroha
Yeah, uh...
[21:42] Kuroha
Isn't that about the plasterer who dropped
three ryo and the carpenter who found them,
[21:46] Kuroha
but they're both Edokko, so they
both say they don't need them?
[21:49] Kachi
Yes. Ohka Ichizen added another ryo to it,
[21:53] Kachi
so they both got two.
[21:54] Kachi
So they concluded that everyone
equally lost one ryo in the deal.
[21:59] Maria
In other words, Shirokusa-san thinks
we should all yield one demand
[22:02] Maria
and accept each other's demands equally.
[22:05] Kuroha
I guess that's the compromise.
[22:08] Kachi
So let me just make sure.
[22:10] Kachi
First, Shida-san, you'll stop
your "I love you" game.
[22:13] Kuroha
I had no idea Momo-san knew about that.
[22:16] Kachi
Shida-san, your answer?
[22:18] Kuroha
Okay. For now.
[22:20] Kachi
Hey! That's not allowed!
[22:22] Kuroha
Tch.
[22:23] Kachi
Honestly, this girl...
[22:25] Kachi
I'd like to lecture her for about ten
hours and wring her out like a washrag.
[22:29] Kachi
Momosaka-san, you are forbidden to do
anything thoughtless that will cause a commotion.
[22:34] Maria
All right, I suppose.
[22:36] Kachi
Finally, I'll agree to the three of us
taking care of Su-chan in rotation.
[22:41] Kachi
The only condition is that Shion
will be present as a chaperone.
[22:45] Kachi
Understood?
[22:47] Kuroha
Got it.
[22:49] Maria
Oh... Is it all right if I change
the subject for a moment?
[22:53] Maria
It's about the documentary.
[22:55] Kachi
I thought we agreed that was up to Su-chan.
[22:58] Maria
Of course it is, but I had an idea,
[23:01] Maria
so I was hoping to get
both of you to agree.
[23:10] Kuroha
I see. If that's what you're thinking...
[23:13] Kachi
I have no objections, either.
[23:16] Kuroha
I never expected my chance to
drop into my lap like this!
[23:19] Kuroha
Now I can count on actually winning!
[23:22] Kachi
This is a huge chance.
[23:24] Kachi
Su-chan might finally remember
what happened that day.
[23:28] Kachi
And if he does, I'm sure...
[23:30] Maria
They both fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
[23:33] Maria
I feel bad for the others,
but I've won this one!