E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School

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[00:09] Ms Mari
    Okay, kids! Take your seats.
[00:14] Ms Mari
    I'd like to introduce our
    new transfer student.
[00:17] Mahiro
    I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
[00:20] Mahiro
    M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
[00:23] Mahiro
    P-Please bear with me while
    I get used to everything.
[00:27] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[00:27] Mahiro
    I-It's nice to meet you all!
[00:33] Students
    Welcome to the class!
[00:36] Ms Mari
    Okay then, your seat is by the 
    window, furthest to the back.
[00:41] Mahiro
    Why... Wh-Wh-Why—
[00:43] Mahiro
    Why am I even here?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:04] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:10] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Wh-Who are they?!
[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sorry we startled you!
[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    My friends and I were just on
    our way to a parfait place,
[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji
    so we were wondering if you'd
    like to come with us.
[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Par—?!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari
    You don't say...
[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari
    Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari
    You were just telling me you
    had nothing else to do today!
[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
    What are you...?
[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Here! This should cover the parfait.
[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro
    R-Right...
[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari
    Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sure!
[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji
    Come on, let's get going!
[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro
    But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari
    Have fun, you guys!
[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji
    Let me introduce you guys!
[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji
    These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi
    I'm Asahi!
[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm M-Mahiro.
[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Nice to meet you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji
    Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Oh! Sorry!
[03:33] Miyo
    I'd heard they were close, but...
[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji
    Hm?
[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi
    So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
    given us the lowdown on you.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Mahiron?
[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo
    She told us how cute and funny you were!
[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi
    Not to mention...
[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi
    that you're a good-for-nothing slob
    who's scared of strangers!
[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji
    That's not what I told them at all!
[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji
    She doesn't mean it, I promise...
[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
    It's fine, really!
[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Besides, she's not wrong.
[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro
    This is better than having to
    pretend to be something I'm not.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi
    Awesome! Glad I could help.
[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji
    You didn't help one bit.
[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Wow, harsh!
[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji
    Well, we've known each other since
    elementary school, you know?
[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi
    Yup!
[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo
    Don't fret, okay?
[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo
    They're just kinda stuck with
    each other, that's all.
[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Am I missing something?
[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara
    Sorry for the wait.
[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi
    Hey, look at that!
[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji
    Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Whoa!
[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji
    They have so many flavors here.
[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I think this is my first time trying one!
[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi
    Here, say "ah"!
[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi
    You can try a bite of mine
    as an apology for earlier.
[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh? Oh...
[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Ahh...
[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji
    You can try mine instead!
[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi
    Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro
    H-Hey!
[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji
    Well, mine tastes yummier!
[05:40] Miyo
    Thank you for this meal.
[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo
    Thank you!
[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Man, I'm stuffed.
[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi
    Same!
[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji
    I'm glad you liked it!
[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Sorry to butt in on your friend
    group, by the way.
[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi
    But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi
    We should hang out again sometime!
[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji
    See you later!
[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi
    Bye-bye!
[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo
    Bye-bye!
[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo
    Mahiro-chan!
[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo
    I'm rooting for you, okay?!
[06:45] Mahiro
    I-Is she okay...?
[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm home!
[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari
    How was your girls' day out?
[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Girls' day out, huh?
[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
    The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari
    Hey, that's good!
[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari
    Say, why don't you go ahead and
    take a bath before dinner?
[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I wonder when I'll see them again...
[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Now to get dressed...
[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Hm?
[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
    This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Yay!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari
    My old uniform fits you like a glove!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm not interested in being your
    dress-up doll again, okay?
[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari
    Onii-chan, would you sit
    down with me for a moment?
[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro
    What's going on?
[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari
    I wasn't sure about this either,
[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari
    but the drug's effects won't
    wear off for a while yet,
[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari
    and you've already started
    to make new friends.
[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Friends?
[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari
    I've already come up with a
    cover story and everything.
[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro
    A cover story?
[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
    W-Wait, don't tell me...
[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari
    You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
[08:44] Mahiro
    And that's how I ended up in this mess.
[08:48] Mahiro
    I really should have put my foot down more.
[08:51] Mahiro
    Who would've thought I'd have
    to relive middle school...
[08:56] Mahiro
    and as a girl, no less?
[09:03] Nodoka
    Hey, can we talk?
[09:05] Minori
    You're so cute!
[09:06] Satsuki
    Your hair's pretty, too!
[09:08] Mai
    Tell us where you're from!
[09:09] Mahiro
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[09:14] Momiji
    Come on, guys!
[09:16] Momiji
    If you all come at her at once,
    she'll never get a word in.
[09:21] Momiji
    Right, Mahiro-chan?
[09:26] Mahiro
    Momiji-sama!
[09:30] Nodoka
    Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
[09:33] Momiji
    Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
[09:36] Satsuki
    Gotcha.
[09:37] Satsuki
    Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
[09:39] Girls
    Bummer.
[09:40] Girls
    Let's go, guys.
[09:40] Girls
    Maybe next time.
[09:42] Mahiro
    I-I'm free.
[09:45] Momiji
    This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
[09:48] Asahi
    Mahiron!
[09:49] Miyo
    I didn't know we were
    going to be classmates!
[09:51] Asahi
    Same!
[09:53] Mahiro
    Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
[09:56] Momiji
    Still, I had no idea.
[09:59] Momiji
    Must have been tough dropping out and
    being homeschooled due to your health.
[10:03] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:04] Mahiro
    Oh, was that the cover
    story Mihari mentioned?
[10:07] Mahiro
    Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
[10:10] Miyo
    Are you sure you're okay?
[10:12] Miyo
    You look a little pale...
[10:14] Mahiro
    Don't worry, I'm fine!
[10:16] Mahiro
    It's probably just a lack of sleep.
[10:18] Momiji
    School does start pretty early, huh?
[10:21] Asahi
    Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
[10:26] Asahi
    Let me share some of my
    energy with you, then!
[10:29] Mahiro
    Hm?
[10:31] Asahi
    Squeeze.
[10:33] Asahi
    Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:35] Sign
    Waaaaaah
[10:37] Sign
    Hug
[10:38] Mahiro
    Smells just like a summer breeze...
[10:42] Momiji
    Get off of her, Asahi!
[10:45] Asahi
    There, there. You too, Momiji.
[10:54] Mahiro
    Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
[10:57] Miyo
    Yeah, she can get pretty
    touchy-feely sometimes.
[10:59] Asahi
    Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
[11:01] Miyo
    N-No need. I'm good!
[11:03] Miyo
    I prefer to watch, anyway!
[11:08] Mahiro
    Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?
[11:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:14] Miyo
    Onimai.
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:16] Nodoka
    Once upon a time, there lived
    an old bamboo cutter.
[11:20] Mahiro
    After that, I made it through
    class without getting called on.
[11:21] Nodoka
    Every day, he would make his way
    into the fields and mountains...
[11:24] Mahiro
    And though I had been dreading break time,
[11:26] Mahiro
    it went by pretty peacefully with
    Momiji and the others by my side.
[11:35] Mahiro
    I-I made it through unscathed.
[11:39] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:41] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:42] Momiji
    Let's walk home together!
[11:44] Mahiro
    Sure!
[11:49] Momiji
    So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
[11:52] Momiji
    Were you nervous?
[11:54] Mahiro
    You guys helped me out so much!
[11:57] Mahiro
    I don't know what I would
    have done without you!
[12:03] Mahiro
    Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
[12:13] Mahiro
    Gotta go, gotta go!
[12:40] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?!
[12:41] Momiji
    Wh-What are you doing?
[12:43] Asahi
    Girls' bathroom's this way.
[12:48] Mahiro
    Damn, that was a close call.
[12:51] Mahiro
    Gotta be more careful.
[12:56] Mahiro
    Why'd you guys follow me in here?
[12:59] Momiji
    What d'ya mean, why?
[13:08] Mahiro
    Oh, right...
[13:11] Mahiro
    Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?
[13:14] Mahiro
    I don't think I have the guts for that.
[13:21] Momiji
    The desserts they have are really good, too!
[13:25] Miyo
    You should come with us
    next time, Mahiro-chan!
[13:27] Asahi
    Yeah, you should!
[13:28] Mahiro
    Almost there...
[13:30] Mahiro
    Almost there...
[13:32] Mahiro
    Almost there, almost there, almost there.
[13:35] Mahiro
    Almost... Almost...
[13:38] Momiji
    Are you even listening?
[13:39] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:41] Momiji
    Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
[13:44] Sign
    Oyama
[13:46] Mahiro
    Just in time...
[13:49] Mahiro
    See ya!
[13:50] Momiji
    Yeah!
[13:51] Momiji
    See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
[14:07] Mahiro
    See you tomorrow...
[14:10] Mahiro
    Wait! Now's not the time!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
[14:16] Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-cha—
[14:33] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:34] Asahi
    Onimai.
[14:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:38] Mari & Rin
    Onimai.
[14:43] Mahiro
    Ugh, this sucks...
[14:47] Mihari
    You say that, but you're
    already dressed and ready.
[14:50] Mahiro
    B-But people would worry if I skipped
    the very next day, wouldn't they?!
[14:55] Mihari
    That's not the real reason, is it?
[14:58] Mihari
    Here, take your bag.
[15:02] Mihari
    Look! They're here to pick you up.
[15:06] Momiji
    Morning, Mahiro-chan!
[15:08] Kaede
    Your ribbon's crooked.
[15:11] Mahiro
    Morning!
[15:13] Mihari
    Take care, now!
[15:15] Kaede
    Later!
[15:15] Momiji
    See you later!
[15:17] Mahiro
    See you later!
[15:28] Mahiro
    My bag's so heavy...
[15:30] Kaede
    Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
[15:33] Momiji
    Build up that stamina.
[15:35] Kaede
    Well? How's school been?
[15:39] Mahiro
    I don't really know just yet...
[15:43] Kaede
    Gotcha!
[15:44] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
[15:46] Kaede
    Oh?
[15:47] Mahiro
    What?
[15:48] Mahiro
    I wouldn't say that...
[15:49] Kaede
    C'mon, own it!
[15:51] Kaede
    You won't be in middle school for long!
[15:57] Mahiro
    I-I'm beat!
[15:59] Mahiro
    Just let it be over!
[16:02] Mahiro
    I should ask Mihari to get her license
    and have her drive me instead.
[16:06] Mahiro
    At this rate, I'll have to
    start learning in my sleep.
[16:11] Mahiro
    What's first period today, anyway?
[16:15] Kid 1
    Let's get going.
[16:16] Kid 2
    This'll be fun.
[16:16] Mahiro
    Gym class, huh?
[16:20] Mahiro
    So that's why my bag was so heavy.
[16:25] Momiji
    M-Mahiro-chan?!
[16:28] Mahiro
    Hm?
[16:35] Mahiro
    Wh-Whoops, sorry!
[16:38] Momiji
    Pull yourself together!
[16:39] Satsuki
    Hey, boys! Quit staring!
[16:41] Minori
    You jerks!
[16:42] Yuuta
    I-I wasn't even looking!
[16:44] Mahiro
    Sorry, my brethren.
[16:46] Mahiro
    I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
[16:49] Momiji
    Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
[16:51] Mahiro
    Where are we going?
[16:53] Mahiro
    Don't tell me—
[16:54] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[16:55] Girl A
    Right?
[16:57] Girl B
    Same here!
[16:59] Girl C
    You've lost weight, haven't you?!
[17:01] Girl C
    You look great!
[17:02] Mahiro
    What fresh hell is this?!
[17:06] Mahiro
    I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
[17:09] Mahiro
    The whole place is a minefield!
[17:12] Mahiro
    There's gotta be a safe
    place to look somewhere...
[17:17] Mahiro
    Oh, the beckoning call
    of the flat, open plains.
[17:22] Mahiro
    Truly a sight for sore eyes.
[17:26] Mahiro
    Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
[17:28] Mahiro
    I figured she'd love it in here.
[17:34] Mahiro
    What are you doing, cooped
    up in the corner like that?
[17:37] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[17:41] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:42] Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
[17:44] Miyo
    Stop looking at them!
[17:46] Mahiro
    I'm sorry!
[17:53] Miyo
    They tend to stand out in my gym
    clothes, so it's embarrassing.
[17:57] Miyo
    At least in winter, I can
    cover up with a tracksuit.
[18:02] Mahiro
    So being stacked has its
    downsides, huh?
[18:04] Mahiro
    Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
[18:10] Ms Rin
    Okay, kids!
[18:11] Ms Rin
    Let's start by splitting into
    pairs and doing warm-ups!
[18:15] Miyo
    I hate doing this!
[18:18] Mahiro
    I'm so sorry!
[18:24] Mahiro
    This is kinda embarrassing...
[18:27] Momiji
    Today's the day I take you down!
[18:29] Asahi
    I'd love to see you try!
[18:31] Mahiro
    Those two seem to be having fun.
[18:34] Miyo
    They're both pretty athletic, after all.
[18:37] Mahiro
    What are we doing after this, anyway?
[18:40] Miyo
    We're doing marathon training
    all month, apparently.
[18:42] Mahiro
    Dread!
[18:44] Mahiro
    No way!
[18:46] Ms Rin
    Gather round!
[18:49] Ms Rin
    Today, we'll be recording your
    times for the 1500-meter run.
[18:53] Mahiro
    The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
[18:53] Ms Rin
    You'll be split into two teams:
     team one and team two.
[18:56] Miyo
    Are you all right?
[18:57] Ms Rin
    First, team one will run the lap
    while team two records their times.
[18:57] Miyo
    You still look a little pale.
[19:00] Mahiro
    I think my tummy hurts a little.
[19:00] Ms Rin
    Then you'll switch sides.
[19:02] Ms Rin
    Remember to write down your heart
    rate before and after you run.
[19:05] Ms Rin
    Your recorded time—
[19:05] Miyo
    Excuse me!
[19:06] Ms Rin
    Hm?
[19:12] Miyo
    Miss, Oyama-san is...
[19:15] Ms Rin
    Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
[19:16] Asahi
    What's up?
[19:17] Miyo
    It's nothing.
[19:18] Mahiro
    What? Really?
[19:23] Mahiro
    I have no idea what happened,
    but I'm not complaining.
[19:25] Mahiro
    That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
[19:31] Mahiro
    You got this, Miyo-chan!
[19:38] Mahiro
    Momiji's killing it!
[19:43] Mahiro
    Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
[19:48] Asahi
    Goal!
[19:55] Momiji
    How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
[20:00] Mahiro
    Good job, guys!
[20:03] Asahi
    Thanks!
[20:04] Momiji
    Thank you!
[20:16] Mahiro
    Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
[20:21] Miyo
    Don't mention it.
[20:27] Miyo
    Do you have a spare with you?
[20:30] Miyo
    Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
[20:33] Mahiro
    Borrow what?
[20:35] Mahiro
    Spare of what?
[20:41] Asahi
    Hey, what are they talking about?
[20:45] Momiji
    Come on, Asahi.
[20:47] Asahi
    Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
[20:47] Momiji
    Let's go get changed.
[20:49] Asahi
    Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
[21:01] Mahiro
    So that's what happened.
[21:03] Mahiro
    I couldn't bring myself
    to correct her, you know?
[21:07] Mahiro
    I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
    way to get out of class, huh?
[21:13] Mihari
    I wouldn't do that if I were you.
[21:15] Mihari
    You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
[21:21] Mahiro
    You have a point.
[21:25] Mihari
    Did anything else give you trouble?
[21:29] Mihari
    Getting changed for gym class
    was a little nerve-wracking.
[21:32] Mihari
    That, and people kept coming up to
    me during break asking questions,
[21:35] Mihari
    so I might have to flesh out
    the cover story you gave me.
[21:38] Mahiro
    They seem to be buying it
    for the time being, though.
[21:39] Mihari
    I'm glad he seems happy.
[21:42] Mihari
    Maybe middle school was
    a good idea, after all.
[21:45] Mahiro
    Oh, also!
[21:46] Mahiro
    I noticed the guys stealing glances
    at me a couple times, too.
[21:50] Mihari
    What do you mean? Tell me more!
[21:53] Mahiro
    Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
[21:56] Mihari
    An accident?!
[21:57] Mahiro
    Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
[21:59] Mihari
    The boys' bathroom?
[22:00] Mahiro
    Th-Thanks for dinner!
[22:02] Mihari
    Hey, wait! Come back here!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
[23:38] Miyo
    See you next time!