# E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
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**[00:09] Ms Mari**
Okay, kids! Take your seats.
**[00:14] Ms Mari**
I'd like to introduce our
new transfer student.
**[00:17] Mahiro**
I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
**[00:20] Mahiro**
M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
**[00:23] Mahiro**
P-Please bear with me while
I get used to everything.
**[00:27] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[00:27] Mahiro**
I-It's nice to meet you all!
**[00:33] Students**
Welcome to the class!
**[00:36] Ms Mari**
Okay then, your seat is by the
window, furthest to the back.
**[00:41] Mahiro**
*Why... Wh-Wh-Why—*
**[00:43] Mahiro**
*Why am I even here?!*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:04] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:10] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
**[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
**[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Wh-Who are they?!
**[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sorry we startled you!
**[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
My friends and I were just on
our way to a parfait place,
**[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji**
so we were wondering if you'd
like to come with us.
**[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Par—?!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari**
You don't say...
**[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
**[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari**
Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
**[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari**
You were just telling me you
had nothing else to do today!
**[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro**
What are you...?
**[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Here! This should cover the parfait.
**[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro**
R-Right...
**[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari**
Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
**[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sure!
**[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji**
Come on, let's get going!
**[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro**
But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
**[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari**
Have fun, you guys!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji**
Let me introduce you guys!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji**
These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi**
I'm Asahi!
**[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm M-Mahiro.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji**
Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
**[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Oh! Sorry!
**[03:33] Miyo**
*I'd heard they were close, but...*
**[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji**
Hm?
**[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi**
So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
given us the lowdown on you.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Mahiron?
**[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo**
She told us how cute and funny you were!
**[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi**
Not to mention...
**[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi**
that you're a good-for-nothing slob
who's scared of strangers!
**[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji**
That's not what I told them at all!
**[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji**
She doesn't mean it, I promise...
**[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro**
It's fine, really!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Besides, she's not wrong.
**[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro**
This is better than having to
pretend to be something I'm not.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi**
Awesome! Glad I could help.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji**
You didn't help one bit.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Wow, harsh!
**[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji**
Well, we've known each other since
elementary school, you know?
**[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi**
Yup!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo**
Don't fret, okay?
**[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo**
They're just kinda stuck with
each other, that's all.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Am I missing something?
**[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara**
Sorry for the wait.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi**
Hey, look at that!
**[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji**
Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Whoa!
**[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji**
They have so many flavors here.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I think this is my first time trying one!
**[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi**
Here, say "ah"!
**[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi**
You can try a bite of mine
as an apology for earlier.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh? Oh...
**[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Ahh...
**[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji**
You can try mine instead!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
**[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi**
Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro**
H-Hey!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji**
Well, mine tastes yummier!
**[05:40] Miyo**
*Thank you for this meal.*
**[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo**
Thank you!
**[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Man, I'm stuffed.
**[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi**
Same!
**[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji**
I'm glad you liked it!
**[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Sorry to butt in on your friend
group, by the way.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi**
But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi**
We should hang out again sometime!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji**
See you later!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi**
Bye-bye!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo**
Bye-bye!
**[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo**
Mahiro-chan!
**[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo**
I'm rooting for you, okay?!
**[06:45] Mahiro**
*I-Is she okay...?*
**[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
**[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari**
How was your girls' day out?
**[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Girls' day out, huh?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro**
The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari**
Hey, that's good!
**[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari**
Say, why don't you go ahead and
take a bath before dinner?
**[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I wonder when I'll see them again...
**[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Now to get dressed...
**[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Hm?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro**
This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Yay!
**[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari**
My old uniform fits you like a glove!
**[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm not interested in being your
dress-up doll again, okay?
**[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari**
Onii-chan, would you sit
down with me for a moment?
**[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro**
What's going on?
**[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari**
I wasn't sure about this either,
**[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari**
but the drug's effects won't
wear off for a while yet,
**[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari**
and you've already started
to make new friends.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Friends?
**[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari**
I've already come up with a
cover story and everything.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro**
A cover story?
**[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro**
W-Wait, don't tell me...
**[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari**
You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
**[08:44] Mahiro**
*And that's how I ended up in this mess.*
**[08:48] Mahiro**
*I really should have put my foot down more.*
**[08:51] Mahiro**
* Who would've thought I'd have*
* to relive middle school...*
**[08:56] Mahiro**
*and as a girl, no less?*
**[09:03] Nodoka**
Hey, can we talk?
**[09:05] Minori**
You're so cute!
**[09:06] Satsuki**
Your hair's pretty, too!
**[09:08] Mai**
Tell us where you're from!
**[09:09] Mahiro**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
**[09:14] Momiji**
Come on, guys!
**[09:16] Momiji**
If you all come at her at once,
she'll never get a word in.
**[09:21] Momiji**
Right, Mahiro-chan?
**[09:26] Mahiro**
Momiji-sama!
**[09:30] Nodoka**
Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
**[09:33] Momiji**
Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
**[09:36] Satsuki**
Gotcha.
**[09:37] Satsuki**
Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
**[09:39] Girls**
Bummer.
**[09:40] Girls**
Let's go, guys.
**[09:40] Girls**
Maybe next time.
**[09:42] Mahiro**
I-I'm free.
**[09:45] Momiji**
This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
**[09:48] Asahi**
Mahiron!
**[09:49] Miyo**
I didn't know we were
going to be classmates!
**[09:51] Asahi**
Same!
**[09:53] Mahiro**
Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
**[09:56] Momiji**
Still, I had no idea.
**[09:59] Momiji**
Must have been tough dropping out and
being homeschooled due to your health.
**[10:03] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:04] Mahiro**
* Oh, was that the cover*
* story Mihari mentioned?*
**[10:07] Mahiro**
Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
**[10:10] Miyo**
Are you sure you're okay?
**[10:12] Miyo**
You look a little pale...
**[10:14] Mahiro**
Don't worry, I'm fine!
**[10:16] Mahiro**
It's probably just a lack of sleep.
**[10:18] Momiji**
School does start pretty early, huh?
**[10:21] Asahi**
Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
**[10:26] Asahi**
Let me share some of my
energy with you, then!
**[10:29] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[10:31] Asahi**
Squeeze.
**[10:33] Asahi**
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:35] Sign**
Waaaaaah
**[10:37] Sign**
Hug
**[10:38] Mahiro**
*Smells just like a summer breeze...*
**[10:42] Momiji**
Get off of her, Asahi!
**[10:45] Asahi**
There, there. You too, Momiji.
**[10:54] Mahiro**
Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
**[10:57] Miyo**
Yeah, she can get pretty
touchy-feely sometimes.
**[10:59] Asahi**
Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
**[11:01] Miyo**
N-No need. I'm good!
**[11:03] Miyo**
I prefer to watch, anyway!
**[11:08] Mahiro**
*Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?*
**[11:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:16] Nodoka**
Once upon a time, there lived
an old bamboo cutter.
**[11:20] Mahiro**
* After that, I made it through*
* class without getting called on.*
**[11:21] Nodoka**
Every day, he would make his way
into the fields and mountains...
**[11:24] Mahiro**
*And though I had been dreading break time,*
**[11:26] Mahiro**
* it went by pretty peacefully with*
* Momiji and the others by my side.*
**[11:35] Mahiro**
I-I made it through unscathed.
**[11:39] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:41] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:42] Momiji**
Let's walk home together!
**[11:44] Mahiro**
Sure!
**[11:49] Momiji**
So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
**[11:52] Momiji**
Were you nervous?
**[11:54] Mahiro**
You guys helped me out so much!
**[11:57] Mahiro**
I don't know what I would
have done without you!
**[12:03] Mahiro**
Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
Gotta go, gotta go!
**[12:40] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?!
**[12:41] Momiji**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[12:43] Asahi**
Girls' bathroom's this way.
**[12:48] Mahiro**
*Damn, that was a close call.*
**[12:51] Mahiro**
*Gotta be more careful.*
**[12:56] Mahiro**
Why'd you guys follow me in here?
**[12:59] Momiji**
What d'ya mean, why?
**[13:08] Mahiro**
*Oh, right...*
**[13:11] Mahiro**
*Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?*
**[13:14] Mahiro**
*I don't think I have the guts for that.*
**[13:21] Momiji**
The desserts they have are really good, too!
**[13:25] Miyo**
You should come with us
next time, Mahiro-chan!
**[13:27] Asahi**
Yeah, you should!
**[13:28] Mahiro**
Almost there...
**[13:30] Mahiro**
Almost there...
**[13:32] Mahiro**
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Almost... Almost...
**[13:38] Momiji**
Are you even listening?
**[13:39] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:41] Momiji**
Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
**[13:44] Sign**
Oyama
**[13:46] Mahiro**
Just in time...
**[13:49] Mahiro**
See ya!
**[13:50] Momiji**
Yeah!
**[13:51] Momiji**
See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:07] Mahiro**
See you tomorrow...
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Wait! Now's not the time!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
**[14:16] Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-cha—
**[14:33] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:34] Asahi**
*Onimai.*
**[14:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:38] Mari & Rin**
*Onimai.*
**[14:43] Mahiro**
Ugh, this sucks...
**[14:47] Mihari**
You say that, but you're
already dressed and ready.
**[14:50] Mahiro**
B-But people would worry if I skipped
the very next day, wouldn't they?!
**[14:55] Mihari**
That's not the real reason, is it?
**[14:58] Mihari**
Here, take your bag.
**[15:02] Mihari**
Look! They're here to pick you up.
**[15:06] Momiji**
Morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[15:08] Kaede**
Your ribbon's crooked.
**[15:11] Mahiro**
Morning!
**[15:13] Mihari**
Take care, now!
**[15:15] Kaede**
Later!
**[15:15] Momiji**
See you later!
**[15:17] Mahiro**
See you later!
**[15:28] Mahiro**
My bag's so heavy...
**[15:30] Kaede**
Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
**[15:33] Momiji**
Build up that stamina.
**[15:35] Kaede**
Well? How's school been?
**[15:39] Mahiro**
I don't really know just yet...
**[15:43] Kaede**
Gotcha!
**[15:44] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
**[15:46] Kaede**
Oh?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
What?
**[15:48] Mahiro**
I wouldn't say that...
**[15:49] Kaede**
C'mon, own it!
**[15:51] Kaede**
You won't be in middle school for long!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
I-I'm beat!
**[15:59] Mahiro**
Just let it be over!
**[16:02] Mahiro**
I should ask Mihari to get her license
and have her drive me instead.
**[16:06] Mahiro**
At this rate, I'll have to
start learning in my sleep.
**[16:11] Mahiro**
What's first period today, anyway?
**[16:15] Kid 1**
Let's get going.
**[16:16] Kid 2**
This'll be fun.
**[16:16] Mahiro**
Gym class, huh?
**[16:20] Mahiro**
So that's why my bag was so heavy.
**[16:25] Momiji**
M-Mahiro-chan?!
**[16:28] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[16:35] Mahiro**
Wh-Whoops, sorry!
**[16:38] Momiji**
Pull yourself together!
**[16:39] Satsuki**
Hey, boys! Quit staring!
**[16:41] Minori**
You jerks!
**[16:42] Yuuta**
I-I wasn't even looking!
**[16:44] Mahiro**
Sorry, my brethren.
**[16:46] Mahiro**
I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
**[16:49] Momiji**
Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Where are we going?
**[16:53] Mahiro**
Don't tell me—
**[16:54] Sign**
Girls' Changing Room
**[16:55] Girl A**
Right?
**[16:57] Girl B**
Same here!
**[16:59] Girl C**
You've lost weight, haven't you?!
**[17:01] Girl C**
You look great!
**[17:02] Mahiro**
*What fresh hell is this?!*
**[17:06] Mahiro**
I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
**[17:09] Mahiro**
The whole place is a minefield!
**[17:12] Mahiro**
There's gotta be a safe
place to look somewhere...
**[17:17] Mahiro**
Oh, the beckoning call
of the flat, open plains.
**[17:22] Mahiro**
Truly a sight for sore eyes.
**[17:26] Mahiro**
Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
**[17:28] Mahiro**
I figured she'd love it in here.
**[17:34] Mahiro**
What are you doing, cooped
up in the corner like that?
**[17:37] Sign**
Girls' Changing Room
**[17:41] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:42] Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
**[17:44] Miyo**
Stop looking at them!
**[17:46] Mahiro**
I'm sorry!
**[17:53] Miyo**
They tend to stand out in my gym
clothes, so it's embarrassing.
**[17:57] Miyo**
At least in winter, I can
cover up with a tracksuit.
**[18:02] Mahiro**
So being stacked has its
downsides, huh?
**[18:04] Mahiro**
Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
**[18:10] Ms Rin**
Okay, kids!
**[18:11] Ms Rin**
Let's start by splitting into
pairs and doing warm-ups!
**[18:15] Miyo**
I hate doing this!
**[18:18] Mahiro**
I'm so sorry!
**[18:24] Mahiro**
This is kinda embarrassing...
**[18:27] Momiji**
Today's the day I take you down!
**[18:29] Asahi**
I'd love to see you try!
**[18:31] Mahiro**
Those two seem to be having fun.
**[18:34] Miyo**
They're both pretty athletic, after all.
**[18:37] Mahiro**
What are we doing after this, anyway?
**[18:40] Miyo**
We're doing marathon training
all month, apparently.
**[18:42] Mahiro**
Dread!
**[18:44] Mahiro**
No way!
**[18:46] Ms Rin**
Gather round!
**[18:49] Ms Rin**
Today, we'll be recording your
times for the 1500-meter run.
**[18:53] Mahiro**
The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
**[18:53] Ms Rin**
You'll be split into two teams:
team one and team two.
**[18:56] Miyo**
Are you all right?
**[18:57] Ms Rin**
First, team one will run the lap
while team two records their times.
**[18:57] Miyo**
You still look a little pale.
**[19:00] Mahiro**
I think my tummy hurts a little.
**[19:00] Ms Rin**
Then you'll switch sides.
**[19:02] Ms Rin**
Remember to write down your heart
rate before and after you run.
**[19:05] Ms Rin**
Your recorded time—
**[19:05] Miyo**
Excuse me!
**[19:06] Ms Rin**
Hm?
**[19:12] Miyo**
Miss, Oyama-san is...
**[19:15] Ms Rin**
Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
**[19:16] Asahi**
What's up?
**[19:17] Miyo**
It's nothing.
**[19:18] Mahiro**
What? Really?
**[19:23] Mahiro**
I have no idea what happened,
but I'm not complaining.
**[19:25] Mahiro**
That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
**[19:31] Mahiro**
You got this, Miyo-chan!
**[19:38] Mahiro**
Momiji's killing it!
**[19:43] Mahiro**
Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
**[19:48] Asahi**
Goal!
**[19:55] Momiji**
How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
**[20:00] Mahiro**
Good job, guys!
**[20:03] Asahi**
Thanks!
**[20:04] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[20:16] Mahiro**
Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
**[20:21] Miyo**
Don't mention it.
**[20:27] Miyo**
Do you have a spare with you?
**[20:30] Miyo**
Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Borrow what?
**[20:35] Mahiro**
Spare of what?
**[20:41] Asahi**
Hey, what are they talking about?
**[20:45] Momiji**
Come on, Asahi.
**[20:47] Asahi**
Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
**[20:47] Momiji**
Let's go get changed.
**[20:49] Asahi**
Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
**[21:01] Mahiro**
So that's what happened.
**[21:03] Mahiro**
I couldn't bring myself
to correct her, you know?
**[21:07] Mahiro**
I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
way to get out of class, huh?
**[21:13] Mihari**
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
**[21:15] Mihari**
You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
You have a point.
**[21:25] Mihari**
Did anything else give you trouble?
**[21:29] Mihari**
Getting changed for gym class
was a little nerve-wracking.
**[21:32] Mihari**
That, and people kept coming up to
me during break asking questions,
**[21:35] Mihari**
so I might have to flesh out
the cover story you gave me.
**[21:38] Mahiro**
They seem to be buying it
for the time being, though.
**[21:39] Mihari**
*I'm glad he seems happy.*
**[21:42] Mihari**
* Maybe middle school was*
* a good idea, after all.*
**[21:45] Mahiro**
Oh, also!
**[21:46] Mahiro**
I noticed the guys stealing glances
at me a couple times, too.
**[21:50] Mihari**
What do you mean? Tell me more!
**[21:53] Mahiro**
Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
**[21:56] Mihari**
An accident?!
**[21:57] Mahiro**
Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
**[21:59] Mihari**
The boys' bathroom?
**[22:00] Mahiro**
Th-Thanks for dinner!
**[22:02] Mihari**
Hey, wait! Come back here!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
**[23:38] Miyo**
See you next time!