# ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister!
Recluse Mahiro would rather lose himself in his video games than venture into the outside world. After emerging from his cocoon of a room, he’s shocked to see a teenage girl staring back at him in the mirror. What did his younger sister Mihari do to him? Mahiro should be angry, yet he’s curious about this second chance at life. Can he soar in this brave new world? He’s intrigued to find out!
# Season 1
# E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ02P5/mahiros-confusing-new-body)
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**[00:30] Mahiro**
It's midday already?
**[00:36] Mahiro**
Did I catch a cold or something?
**[00:38] Mahiro**
My body does feel kinda sluggish.
**[00:52] Mahiro**
Were my hands always this small?
**[01:06] Mahiro**
Something's definitely off.
**[01:08] Mahiro**
My head feels kinda funny, too.
**[01:23] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}**
Animal Friends
**[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}**
KonoMia: God's Blessing
on This Magnificent World
**[01:39] Mahiro**
Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
**[01:40] Mahiro**
I'm Mahiro Oyama,
**[01:42] Mahiro**
an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
home security officer.
**[01:45] Mahiro**
I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
**[01:48] Mahiro**
Th-This is crazy, but...
**[01:50] Mahiro**
I think I've turned into a girl!
**[01:50] Sign**
Shut-in
**[02:03] Mahiro**
B-Better check.
**[02:05] Mahiro**
You know? For science.
**[02:08] Mihari**
Morning, Onii-chan!
**[02:20] Mihari**
W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
**[02:22] Mihari**
I mean— Uh— I...
**[02:39] Mihari**
Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
**[02:42] Mihari**
I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
**[02:44] Mihari**
I didn't expect you to
turn out looking so cute.
**[02:47] Mihari**
Around middle school age, perhaps?
**[02:57] Mahiro**
M-Mihari...
**[02:59] Mahiro**
You didn't drug me, did you?!
**[03:01] Mihari**
Just a little drop in your drink.
**[03:04] Mahiro**
Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
**[03:08] Mahiro**
What do you take your big
brother for, anyway?
**[03:13] Mihari**
An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
**[03:15] Sign**
Unemployed
**[03:17] Mihari**
A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
left the house in two years.
**[03:21] Sign**
Shut-in
**[03:22] Mihari**
Not to mention, you're addicted
to those gross video games.
**[03:24] Sign**
Gross
**[03:25] Mihari**
I think it's about time you got a job.
**[03:31] Mahiro**
But how can I find work looking like this?
**[03:36] Mahiro**
You want me to sell my body?
**[03:38] Mihari**
Absolutely not!
**[03:40] Mihari**
I just need you to let me monitor you.
**[03:43] Mihari**
Think of it like a clinical trial.
**[03:45] Mihari**
And don't worry.
**[03:46] Mihari**
You'll go back to normal once
the medicine's out of your system.
**[03:50] Mihari**
...I think.
**[03:51] Mahiro**
Y-You think?!
**[03:52] Mihari**
Well, what's done is done.
**[03:54] Mihari**
Why don't you try enjoying
life as a girl for a bit?
**[03:57] Mahiro**
As a girl?
**[03:58] Mihari**
That being said, though,
**[04:00] Mihari**
you could start by getting up a little earlier
and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
**[04:10] Mahiro**
All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
**[04:13] Mahiro**
Then I'll indulge in the greatest
pleasure life has to offer!
**[04:16] Mahiro**
Girl edition!
**[04:19] Mahiro**
Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
**[04:23] Mahiro**
You shouldn't even be barging
into my room in the first place.
**[04:28] Mihari**
Ew...
**[04:32] Mihari**
Oh, Onii-chan.
**[04:36] Mihari**
Let me let you in on a little secret.
**[04:38] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[04:39] Mihari**
Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
**[04:41] Mihari**
It's 100 times more
intense than the penile.
**[04:43] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:44] Mihari**
I'm just saying, if you rush into
this before you're ready...
**[04:50] Mihari**
The experience might quite
literally blow your mind.
**[04:54] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:56] SE**
*Kaboom!*
**[05:07] Mahiro**
You're a scoundrel!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[05:27] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[05:33] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[06:42] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[06:42] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[06:43] Sign**
Mahiro
***SIGN*** #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
**[06:54] Mahiro**
Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
**[06:56] Mahiro**
I'm still a machine!
**[06:58] Mahiro**
A monster-slaying machine!
**[07:07] Mahiro**
Ugh, but the boss is gonna
spawn any moment now.
**[07:18] Sign**
Tea
**[07:19] Mahiro**
I gotta do it. For the game.
**[07:24] Mahiro**
Nope, not happening!
**[07:34] Mahiro**
Oh, whoops. Um...
**[07:36] Mahiro**
Oh, right!
**[08:29] Mihari**
All right, Onii-chan.
**[08:31] Mihari**
Show me your tummy.
**[08:35] Mahiro**
I'd rather not do that sort of
roleplaying with my little sister...
**[08:37] Mihari**
I'm doing a check-up!
**[08:43] Mihari**
Now, breathe in.
**[08:46] Mihari**
And out.
**[08:47] Mahiro**
Do we have to do this every day?
**[08:49] Mihari**
For the time being.
**[08:50] Mihari**
Okay, now turn around.
**[08:58] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[08:59] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[09:00] Mihari**
It smells like wet dog in here.
**[09:03] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[09:06] Mihari**
When was the last time you bathed?
**[09:08] Mahiro**
U-Um...
**[09:11] Mahiro**
Like five days ago?
**[09:22] Mahiro**
So the time has finally come...
**[09:28] Mahiro**
I'm sorry!
**[09:30] Mahiro**
Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
Have I lost it?!
**[09:34] Mahiro**
All right.
**[09:35] Mahiro**
Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
**[09:44] Mahiro**
It's actually... more lewd this way.
**[09:52] Mihari**
Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
of clothes out here, okay?
**[09:58] Mihari**
Wh-What was that?!
**[10:00] Mihari**
Are you okay?!
**[10:01] Mahiro**
I-I'm fine!
**[10:07] Mahiro**
*What's gotten into me today?*
**[10:18] Mahiro**
* There's nothing much to*
* speak of there, anyway.*
**[10:27] Mahiro**
I guess taking a bath doesn't
hurt every once in a while.
**[10:30] Mahiro**
Now, where did she put my clothes?
**[10:35] Mahiro**
Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
clothes here instead of mine.
**[10:41] Mahiro**
Hey! What about my clothes?!
**[10:44] Mihari**
I told you! I left them right there!
**[10:54] Mahiro**
*You serious?*
**[10:59] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[10:59] Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[11:03] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:03] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[11:12] Mihari**
So incredibly cuuuuute!
**[11:15] Mihari**
I've always wanted a little
sister to play dress-up with!
**[11:20] Mahiro**
I'm *not* your little sister!
**[11:25] Mihari**
Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
**[11:28] Mahiro**
Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
**[11:34] Mahiro**
I don't feel right wearing
such flimsy clothes.
**[11:36] Mahiro**
I'm getting changed right
after this, you hear?
**[11:39] Mahiro**
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
**[11:41] Mahiro**
I went ahead and put away all
your old clothes for you.
**[11:43] Mahiro**
I'll be arranging all your
outfits from now on, okay?
**[11:47] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[11:48] Mihari**
I mean, come on.
**[11:49] Mihari**
If I left you to your own devices,
you'd never get changed.
**[11:54] Mihari**
Getting up and getting
dressed in the morning...
**[11:56] Mihari**
Remembering to wash your
face and eat breakfast...
**[11:59] Mihari**
Taking a bath every day and
brushing your teeth before bed...
**[12:03] Mihari**
It's important in life to maintain
a well-balanced routine.
**[12:07] Mihari**
Besides,
**[12:07] Mihari**
your old clothes probably don't
fit you anymore anyway, right?
**[12:15] Mihari**
And plus...
**[12:17] Mihari**
Look at you.
**[12:27] Mihari**
You're so much cuter now.
**[12:29] Mihari**
Might as well dress up
and show off a little.
**[12:32] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:41] Mahiro**
Teehee.
**[12:41] Mahiro**
Nope! No, no, no!
**[12:43] Mahiro**
I'm not into that stuff!
**[12:46] Mahiro**
Wearing dainty clothes like
this just weirds me out.
**[12:50] Mihari**
All right, then.
**[12:51] Mihari**
You wanna try something a
little more conservative?
**[12:56] Mahiro**
W-Well, maybe just for today...
**[13:00] Mahiro**
I can put up with this.
**[13:18] Sign**
Here's your outfit for today
**[13:18] Sign**
Mihari
**[13:29] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[14:06] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:06] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:20] Mihari**
What's the matter, Onii-chan?
**[14:22] Mihari**
What's got you down this time?
**[14:24] Mahiro**
I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
**[14:27] Mahiro**
I don't think I can stand the
no-fap life much longer.
**[14:30] Mahiro**
I was desperate to suppress the urge,
**[14:32] Mahiro**
so I tried playing the BL game
I accidentally bought once, but...
**[14:42] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:42] Sign**
Toppington
**[14:42] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:42] Sign**
I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
I'll leave my mark on you,
so everyone will know you're mine.
**[14:43] Seme**
* I'll make it so that you'll*
* never be able to forget me.*
**[14:45] Seme**
* I'll leave my mark on you,*
* so everyone will know you're mine.*
**[14:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:48] Sign**
Bottomsley
**[14:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:48] Sign**
No, stop!
I'm not...
**[14:49] Uke**
*No, stop!*
**[14:50] Uke**
*I'm not...*
**[14:55] Mahiro**
I got a little turned on.
**[14:59] Mahiro**
I never thought this day would come...
**[15:03] Mihari**
I-It's okay.
**[15:05] Mihari**
You're a girl now, after all.
**[15:07] Mihari**
It might just come with
the territory, you know?
**[15:10] Mahiro**
I *refuse* to accept this!
**[15:16] Mihari**
*Honestly...*
**[15:18] Mihari**
* I wonder if the treatment has*
* begun to alter his tastes.*
**[15:22] Mihari**
* I'm pretty sure he likes the girly*
* outfits more than he lets on as well.*
**[15:29] Sign**
Officer Busted
**[15:29] Sign**
Anime Sports Edition
**[15:39] Mihari**
Hey, Onii-chan.
**[15:41] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[15:42] Mihari**
If you're up for it,
**[15:44] Mihari**
I know just the thing that'll
clear your head.
**[15:50] Mahiro**
Noooo way!
**[15:52] Mahiro**
Not in a million years!
**[15:56] Mahiro**
You know I hate exercising!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
Do you understand what it means
to be a home security officer?!
**[16:00] Mihari**
Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
**[16:08] Mahiro**
I said I don't want to...!
**[16:10] Mihari**
Stop wriggling.
**[16:11] Mihari**
It'll help clear your head.
**[16:12] Mahiro**
You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
**[16:16] Mihari**
Then you'd rather fall
further into that BL rabbit hole?
**[16:26] Mahiro**
I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
first time in two years because of *this*.
**[16:34] Mihari**
All right, Onii-chan.
**[16:35] Mihari**
You'll feel much better once
you get your body moving.
**[16:45] Mihari**
Onii-chan?
**[16:47] Mihari**
W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
**[16:58] Mihari**
Of course. I planned on doing
so from the get-go, okay?
**[17:02] Mahiro**
Okay.
**[17:04] Mihari**
I'm starting to wonder who's
really the younger sister here.
**[17:17] Mahiro**
Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
**[17:20] Mahiro**
You're going too fast!
**[17:22] Mihari**
Oh, sorry!
**[17:27] Mihari**
You must have gotten a little out of shape.
**[17:29] Mihari**
In more ways than one.
**[17:35] Mahiro**
Even if I were in shape...
**[17:37] Mahiro**
I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
**[17:46] Mahiro**
*My little sister is a talented person.*
**[17:49] Mahiro**
*You might even say* too *talented.*
**[17:54] Mahiro**
*She's always been athletic.*
**[17:56] Mihari**
* She was even setting track*
* records back in middle school.*
**[18:08] Sign**
Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
**[18:08] Sign**
1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
**[18:10] Mahiro**
*She was so good at school*
**[18:13] Mahiro**
* that she even got accepted to*
* college several years early.*
**[18:17] Mahiro**
* I was nothing compared to such*
* a high-achieving little sister,*
**[18:20] Mahiro**
* and people would judge me*
* relentlessly because of it.*
**[18:24] Mahiro**
* Not that that was their*
* sole reason for doing so.*
**[18:28] Mahiro**
* And look at me now, my own*
* little sister's guinea pig.*
**[18:34] Mahiro**
* But, strangely enough,*
* I think I'm okay with it.*
**[18:39] Mahiro**
* It feels like I've found a*
* role I can actually thrive in.*
**[18:43] Mahiro**
* Maybe it's time I give up trying*
* to be the older brother,*
**[18:47] Mahiro**
*and stay as I am now...*
**[18:58] Mihari**
Onii-chan?
**[19:19] Mihari**
What's wrong?
**[19:21] Mahiro**
It hurts.
**[19:22] Mihari**
What does?
**[19:24] Mahiro**
My nipples.
**[19:31] Mihari**
Why aren't you wearing it?!
**[19:33] Mihari**
Didn't I give you one?!
**[19:34] Mahiro**
Well, uh...
**[19:36] Mahiro**
It was too much. I had to
draw the line somewhere.
**[19:39] Mahiro**
You know?
**[19:42] Mihari**
Say no more.
**[19:44] Mihari**
You and I are going bra shopping.
**[19:46] Mihari**
Right now.
**[19:49] Mahiro**
What?
**[20:06] Mahiro**
H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
**[20:09] Mihari**
No complaining.
**[20:11] Hiyori**
Hi, welcome in!
**[20:13] Mihari**
Excuse me. This is her first time.
**[20:17] Mihari**
Would you mind showing her the ropes?
**[20:18] Hiyori**
Absolutely. Right this way.
**[20:30] Hiyori**
Okey-doke.
**[20:31] Hiyori**
I'm going to start measuring, all right?
**[20:34] Hiyori**
It'll only take a second.
**[20:43] Mahiro**
W-Wai—!
**[20:44] Hiyori**
No need to feel embarrassed.
**[20:46] Hiyori**
Every girl has to wear one eventually.
**[20:52] Hiyori**
Let's see...
**[20:53] Hiyori**
I think you're around this size.
**[20:56] Hiyori**
Which one would you like?
**[21:01] Hiyori**
How about we try this one on
and see how you feel?
**[21:13] Hiyori**
You can always clasp it on
back-to-front and then swivel it around.
**[21:17] Mihari**
Mhmm, mhmm.
**[21:24] Mihari**
Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
**[21:27] Mihari**
It really suits you.
**[21:35] Mahiro**
I think I'm having an identity crisis!
**[21:44] Mihari**
Hey.
**[21:45] Mihari**
Come on, what happened to exercising?
**[21:49] Mahiro**
I'm done.
**[21:55] Mihari**
Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
**[21:59] Mihari**
Now then, I wonder what's
in store for us next...
**[22:00] Sign**
The Big Brother
**[22:00] Sign**
Rehabilitation Project
**[23:34] Sign**
See you
next time
**[23:34] Sign**
See you
next time
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
**[23:38] Mahiro**
*See you next time!*
# E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ2DE2/mahiros-time-of-the-month)
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**[00:41] Mahiro**
Wh-What happened?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:01] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:07] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[02:14] Mahiro**
The water heater's broken?
**[02:16] Mihari**
Yeah, the water's cold.
***SIGN*** #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
**[02:19] Mahiro**
You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
**[02:21] Mahiro**
Can't you fix it?
**[02:22] Mihari**
This isn't my area of expertise.
**[02:24] Mahiro**
Welp, guess we're not
taking baths today, then!
**[02:26] Mihari**
Not a chance!
**[02:29] Mihari**
Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
**[02:32] Mahiro**
Oh yeah, that one across
from the liquor store?
**[02:36] Mihari**
Well, go get ready.
I'm gonna go get dressed.
**[02:39] Mahiro**
Aww...
**[02:45] Mahiro**
A public bath, huh?
**[02:48] Mahiro**
Wait a sec!
**[02:49] Mahiro**
Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
**[02:55] Mahiro**
W-Welp, guess we're here...
**[02:59] Mihari**
Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
**[03:02] Mahiro**
C-Coming...
**[03:17] Sign**
Women
**[03:17] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[03:18] Sign**
Men
**[03:20] Mahiro**
Well, see you later.
**[03:22] Mihari**
Wait, stop!
**[03:23] Mihari**
Where are you going?!
**[03:24] Sign**
Men
**[03:24] Mahiro**
C-Come on, Mihari!
**[03:26] Mahiro**
I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
**[03:27] Mihari**
Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
**[03:30] Receptionist**
Hello, welcome!
**[03:32] Mihari**
Entry for two, please.
**[03:34] Receptionist**
And your change.
**[03:37] Sign**
Women
**[03:39] Mahiro**
B-But wait!
**[03:41] Mahiro**
*Well, whatever.*
**[03:42] Mahiro**
*If Mihari's fine with it...*
**[03:45] Mahiro**
*If she says it's okay...*
**[03:48] Sign**
Women
**[03:56] Mahiro**
Yup, looks about right.
**[03:58] Mihari**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[04:10] Mahiro**
So, I don't care if people see me.
**[04:14] Mahiro**
But what about you?
**[04:16] Mihari**
Huh? Why do you ask—?
**[04:19] Mihari**
Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
**[04:22] Mahiro**
Relax.
**[04:23] Mahiro**
I couldn't care less about
seeing my sister naked.
**[04:28] Sign**
Kerorin
**[04:33] Mahiro**
Wow, this place is awesome!
**[04:36] Mahiro**
It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
**[04:42] Mahiro**
Hey, look! They have spa jets!
**[04:46] Mihari**
Come back here!
**[04:47] Mihari**
We have to shower first!
**[04:49] Mahiro**
Yes, ma'am...
**[04:52] Mahiro**
Umph.
**[05:03] Mahiro**
All done.
**[05:05] Mihari**
Stop right there!
**[05:06] Mahiro**
What? I showered, didn't I?
**[05:08] Mihari**
Your hair's longer now!
You've gotta be more thorough!
**[05:11] Mihari**
Here, now's as good a time as any.
**[05:13] Mihari**
Let me show you how it's done.
**[05:15] Mahiro**
Ugh...
**[05:17] Mihari**
First, brush out your hair
to remove any build-up.
**[05:21] Mihari**
You should really do this before it's wet,
**[05:23] Mihari**
but just remember for next time, okay?
**[05:25] Mahiro**
Ow, ow, ouch!
**[05:27] Mihari**
Next, wet your hair thoroughly
with warm water.
**[05:32] Mihari**
Now, in your palm, work the
shampoo into a lather...
**[05:36] Mihari**
Then gently massage the
product into your scalp.
**[05:44] Mihari**
Try not to scrub too hard, though.
**[05:50] Mihari**
After that, rinse thoroughly.
**[05:53] Mihari**
With long hair like this,
it should take around five minutes.
**[05:56] Mahiro**
Five minutes? Are you serious?!
**[06:09] Mahiro**
It's finally over.
**[06:12] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[06:12] Mihari**
And for the final touch...
**[06:15] Mihari**
A leave-in treatment for the ends!
**[06:18] Mahiro**
What? You're kidding, right?
**[06:23] Mahiro**
Somebody help!
**[06:31] Mihari**
Now we can finally relax in the tub.
**[06:34] Mihari**
It's bad manners to soak your
hair in the water, remember?
**[06:40] Mihari**
You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
but a good, long soak will warm you back—
**[06:45] Mahiro**
Enough!
**[06:46] Mihari**
What?!
**[06:47] Mihari**
But we just got in!
**[06:49] Mahiro**
I'll wait for you in the lobby!
**[06:54] Mihari**
Honestly...
**[07:01] Mahiro**
No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
**[07:01] Sign**
Women
**[07:09] Mahiro**
Now, that hits the spot!
**[07:19] Mahiro**
Still, it's been ages since we
bathed together like that, huh?
**[07:23] Boy**
Come on, hold still!
**[07:26] Boy**
Get back here!
**[07:30] Boy**
You'll catch a cold if
you don't dry your hair!
**[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro**
I'm gonna start rinsing now.
**[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro**
Keep your eyes shut, okay?
**[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari**
Okay!
**[07:41] Mahiro**
* I used to help her bathe all*
* the time when we were kids.*
**[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro**
Okay, all done!
**[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari**
Thanks, Onii-chan!
**[07:56] Mahiro**
Now, it looks like...
**[08:02] Mahiro**
she's the one helping me.
**[08:05] Mahiro**
Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
**[08:07] Mahiro**
I mean...
**[08:07] Little Girl**
Thanks, Onii-chan!
**[08:08] Mahiro**
If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
**[08:10] Mahiro**
She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
**[08:12] Sign**
Women
**[08:13] Mihari**
Onii-cha—
**[08:15] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan?
**[08:18] Mihari**
Oh, there you are!
**[08:19] Mihari**
Sorry for the wait!
**[08:20] Mahiro**
"Mahiro-chan"?
**[08:23] Mihari**
Well, we're out in public, you know?
**[08:26] Mihari**
I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
**[08:30] Mahiro**
I guess you're right.
**[08:36] Mahiro**
Well, let's head home!
**[08:42] Mahiro**
Onee-chan!
**[08:46] Mihari**
O-O-Onee-chan...
**[08:49] Mahiro**
Whoa, there!
**[08:50] Mahiro**
I was just playing along!
**[08:52] Mihari**
Onee-chan...
**[08:55] Mihari**
That settles it.
Let's come here again, okay?
**[08:57] Mahiro**
Q-Quit it!
**[08:58] Mahiro**
Get off of me!
**[09:00] Mihari**
Pat, pat, pat.
**[09:01] Mahiro**
Stop stroking my hair!
**[09:04] Mihari**
It's still damp...
**[09:09] Mihari**
I think it's high time your big sis taught
you how to dry your hair properly.
**[09:14] Mahiro**
This is torture!
**[09:19] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[09:27] Mahiro**
I'm sleepy.
**[09:30] Mihari**
Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
**[09:33] Mahiro**
Coming!
**[09:39] Mihari**
Wait, Onii-chan!
**[09:41] Mihari**
Your hair's soaking wet!
**[09:43] Mahiro**
Ugh.
**[09:45] Mahiro**
I can't help it. It gets wet
every time I wash my face.
**[09:48] Mihari**
Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
**[09:54] Mahiro**
Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
**[09:57] Mihari**
Right?
**[09:58] Mahiro**
Wow, girls have so many cool
items in their inventory.
**[10:01] Mahiro**
Like this, and bras, and stuff.
**[10:03] Mihari**
Stop talking like we're in a video game.
**[10:06] Mihari**
Try to take hair care more
seriously from now on, okay?
**[10:10] Mihari**
Hair is a crucial part of our
self-expression, you know?
**[10:12] Mahiro**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:20] Mahiro**
This is pretty good.
**[10:24] Mahiro**
Man, I'm stuffed!
**[10:29] Mahiro**
I wonder when I last ate a
proper breakfast like this.
**[10:37] Mahiro**
Oh, it's just a mirror.
**[10:39] Mahiro**
I guess Mihari must have put it here.
**[10:46] Mahiro**
Hair care, huh?
**[10:51] Mahiro**
There.
**[10:53] Mahiro**
All done!
**[10:55] Mahiro**
Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
**[11:00] Mihari**
My goodness, how cute!
**[11:06] Mahiro**
It's just, you know, it's been
getting hot out recently.
**[11:09] Mahiro**
So I thought I'd try putting my
hair up like you saw, and well...
**[11:14] Mahiro**
I started trying a bunch of
styles and got kind of into it.
**[11:18] Mihari**
You have some of the most
random talents, Onii-chan.
**[11:21] Mahiro**
Comes from playing video games.
My hand-eye coordination is—
**[11:24] Mihari**
Wait! I have an idea.
**[11:26] Mihari**
Let's document our findings!
**[11:28] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[11:29] Mihari**
Starting with buns.
**[11:31] Mihari**
So cute!
**[11:32] Mahiro**
Y-You think so?
**[11:35] Mihari**
Now for a sporty ponytail!
**[11:38] Mihari**
You look adorable!
**[11:39] Mihari**
Okay, next!
**[11:42] Mihari**
Twintails! A classic!
**[11:45] Mihari**
Stunning!
**[11:49] Mihari**
Why not add some cat ears, too?
**[11:51] Mihari**
Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
**[11:54] Mahiro**
Huh? What pose?
**[11:55] Mihari**
Don't think, just do!
**[11:56] Mahiro**
Uh— But I don't—
**[11:56] Mihari**
You got this, Mahiro-chan!
**[11:58] Mihari**
You're beautiful!
**[11:59] Mihari**
Captivating!
**[12:00] Mihari**
Absolutely adorable!
**[12:01] Mihari**
Now pose like a cat!
**[12:03] Mahiro**
L-Like a cat?!
**[12:05] Mahiro**
R-Right meow?
**[12:10] Mahiro**
Hold it!
**[12:11] Mahiro**
What am I, your puppet?!
**[12:13] Mihari**
Oh dear.
**[12:14] Mahiro**
Wh-What have I become?
**[12:17] Mahiro**
When did my feminine side become
so second nature to me?
**[12:21] Mihari**
Excellent.
**[12:23] Mihari**
I've noticed there's less friction
with your new wardrobe now, too.
**[12:27] Mihari**
Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
**[12:29] Mahiro**
Th-That's not...
**[12:31] Mahiro**
Besides, look who's talking!
**[12:33] Mahiro**
How can you say that when you basically
wear the same outfit every day?!
**[12:37] Mihari**
Th-That's different.
**[12:39] Mihari**
This is like my uniform.
**[12:42] Mihari**
My trademark outfit, if you will.
**[12:43] Mahiro**
Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
**[12:45] Mihari**
What?!
**[12:47] Mihari**
H-How dare you?!
This is rich coming from you!
**[12:50] Mihari**
Just you watch!
**[13:17] Mihari**
W-Well?
**[13:20] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[13:21] Mihari**
A-Are you happy now?
**[13:24] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[13:26] Mahiro**
Oh... sure.
**[13:31] Mahiro**
Ouch!
**[13:33] Mahiro**
What was that fo—?!
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Hey! I didn't do anything!
**[13:41] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:41] Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[13:43] Mahiro**
Onimeow.
**[13:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:54] Mihari**
You even sit differently.
**[14:00] Mihari**
My goodness.
**[14:02] Mihari**
You've really gotten into
the swing of things, huh?
**[14:06] Mahiro**
It's just, that position feels more
natural in this body, somehow.
**[14:12] Mahiro**
Not good! This is not good!
**[14:18] Mahiro**
I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
**[14:21] Mahiro**
...is what I'd like to say, but...
**[14:23] Mahiro**
What does it mean to be...
**[14:25] Mahiro**
masculine?
**[14:26] Mihari**
Oh, dear.
**[14:28] Mihari**
Well, let's see. First things first...
**[14:31] Mihari**
Someone who's strong!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
Strong!
**[14:33] Mihari**
Reliable!
**[14:35] Mahiro**
Reliable!
**[14:36] Mihari**
Able to whisk someone off their feet!
**[14:40] Mihari**
Ouch.
**[14:43] Mahiro**
H-How about a piggyback?
**[14:45] Mahiro**
Here I go!
**[14:52] Mahiro**
Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
**[14:56] Mahiro**
Bring it!
**[15:01] Mahiro**
Fine, we settle this with video games!
**[15:03] Mihari**
What does that have to do with masculinity?
**[15:10] Mihari**
I think you should be worrying
less about masculinity
**[15:13] Mihari**
and more about setting a
routine for yourself.
**[15:15] Mahiro**
Fine.
**[15:17] Mihari**
Getting up at a set time every day,
**[15:19] Mihari**
moderating video game time,
**[15:21] Mihari**
building up an exercise regimen...
**[15:23] Mahiro**
Exercise...
**[15:26] Mahiro**
That's it!
**[15:28] Mahiro**
Strength training!
**[15:29] Mihari**
Whoops-a-daisy.
**[15:41] Mahiro**
I tried.
**[15:42] Mihari**
Wait, what?!
**[15:44] Mihari**
Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
**[15:47] Mihari**
If you wanna exercise, you'll need
to try a little harder than that.
**[15:54] Mahiro**
Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
**[15:57] Mihari**
You can't be serious.
**[15:59] Mahiro**
No, really...
**[16:02] Mahiro**
I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
**[16:08] Mihari**
What? What's wrong?
**[16:11] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[16:21] Mahiro**
I feel a lot better now, actually.
**[16:26] Mihari**
Thank goodness!
**[16:30] Mahiro**
H-Hey! Don't cry!
**[16:33] Mahiro**
It's not that big a deal.
**[16:35] Mihari**
I-I can't help it!
**[16:37] Mihari**
I worried what I'd do
without you, you know?!
**[16:46] Mahiro**
What even was that, anyway?
**[16:48] Mahiro**
It doesn't feel like I
have a cold or anything.
**[16:52] Mahiro**
Don't tell me!
**[16:53] Mahiro**
You don't think it's a side effect
of that medicine you gave me?!
**[16:59] Mihari**
No, I swear I took all the
necessary precautions.
**[17:03] Mihari**
And besides,
**[17:04] Mihari**
it'd be strange for side effects to
suddenly occur almost a month in.
**[17:11] Mihari**
A month?
**[17:22] Mihari**
Um...
**[17:24] Mihari**
Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
**[17:26] Mahiro**
Like what?
**[17:28] Mihari**
Feeling sleepy?
**[17:29] Mahiro**
I'd say so.
**[17:30] Mihari**
Sluggish?
**[17:32] Mahiro**
Yup.
**[17:33] Mihari**
Kinda low-energy?
A bit down in the dumps?
**[17:37] Mahiro**
Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
the home security officer!
**[17:40] Mihari**
I'm not! Just listen, okay?
**[17:45] Mihari**
Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
**[17:48] Mahiro**
My breasts?
**[17:51] Mahiro**
Now that you mention it,
they do feel a little tender.
**[17:55] Mihari**
What about your tummy?
**[17:57] Mihari**
Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
**[18:00] Mahiro**
Yeah, you're right! It does!
**[18:02] Mihari**
Y-You know, Onii-chan...
**[18:05] Mihari**
I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
**[18:08] Mihari**
I think you might be on your—
**[18:10] Mahiro**
Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
**[18:17] Mahiro**
Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
**[18:26] Mihari**
W-Wait!
**[18:29] Mahiro**
What is it?
**[18:31] Mihari**
Um... Well... Err...
**[18:35] Mihari**
J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
**[18:47] Mahiro**
What's she so worked up about, anyway?
**[18:52] Mahiro**
I've been to the bathroom
plenty of times.
**[19:23] Mahiro**
That's it. This is the end.
**[19:25] Mihari**
Onii-chan, I can explain...
**[19:28] Mahiro**
I had my whole life ahead of me.
**[19:30] Mihari**
Listen to me.
**[19:32] Mahiro**
If I had only known, I would've
finished that game sooner.
**[19:37] Mahiro**
Mihari, it's up to you now.
**[19:47] Mihari**
Onii-chan.
**[19:51] Mihari**
Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
**[19:57] Mihari**
It should help with the pain.
**[20:03] Mihari**
It's recommended to do some
light stretching, too.
**[20:08] Mihari**
We can do some together once
the pain settles down a bit.
**[20:19] Sign**
Red Beans
Over Rice
**[20:19] Mihari**
I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
**[20:21] Mahiro**
No, thank you!
**[20:36] Mihari**
Did you put it on properly?
**[20:38] Mahiro**
I think so.
**[20:47] Mahiro**
It feels kinda... awkward.
**[20:52] Mahiro**
Do you guys really wear these things?
**[21:00] Mahiro**
They're so uncomfortable.
**[21:04] Mihari**
You'll get used to it.
**[21:06] Mahiro**
I don't know...
**[21:08] Mihari**
You complain, but don't guys have—
**[21:12] Mahiro**
Have what?
**[21:13] Mihari**
Don't guys have a foreign
object to contend with too?
**[21:16] Mihari**
Below the waist, I mean.
**[21:18] Mahiro**
Don't call it that!
**[21:20] Mihari**
How do you normally keep it under control?
**[21:22] Mahiro**
What?!
**[21:23] Mahiro**
How can you ask such a thing?!
**[21:25] Mahiro**
You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
**[21:28] Mihari**
Honestly!
**[21:29] Mihari**
It's because you were complaining
about it being uncomfortable!
**[21:32] Mahiro**
No, it's just...
**[21:37] Mahiro**
Anyway, I never knew you were
going through this every month.
**[21:42] Mahiro**
And all without whining about it once.
**[21:44] Mahiro**
What a trooper.
**[21:48] Mahiro**
Well!
**[21:49] Mahiro**
Next time your tummy's hurting,
let your big brother know, okay?
**[21:53] Mahiro**
I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
**[21:56] Mahiro**
Eek!
**[21:57] Mahiro**
Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
**[22:00] Mihari**
Have some tact!
**[23:34] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
**[23:38] Mihari**
See you next time!
# E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4M5WG/mahiros-close-encounter)
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**[00:05] Mahiro**
Gotta pee, gotta pee!
**[00:10] Kaede**
Huh?
**[00:32] Kaede**
You saw... didn't you?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:54] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:00] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
**[02:13] Mihari**
Perfect.
**[02:25] Mihari**
What's going on?
**[02:28] Mahiro**
Save me, Mihari!
**[02:35] Mihari**
So, uh...
**[02:37] Mihari**
She and I were classmates
back in middle school.
**[02:41] Kaede**
I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
**[02:45] Mahiro**
* She seems a little colorful*
* to be one of Mihari's friends.*
**[02:48] Mahiro**
*Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?*
**[02:50] Mahiro**
* Ugh, this is way outside my comfort*
* zone as a home security officer!*
**[02:54] Mahiro**
*If she were to find out who I really am...*
**[02:57] Kaede**
You creep! Pervert!
**[02:59] Kaede**
You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
**[03:02] Mahiro**
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
**[03:03] Kaede**
So what's your name?
**[03:05] Mahiro**
I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
**[03:09] Mahiro**
Mahiro.
**[03:11] Kaede**
Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
**[03:13] Kaede**
Hang on.
**[03:14] Kaede**
You never told me you had
a little sister, Mihari.
**[03:17] Mihari**
Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
**[03:20] Mahiro**
Mhmm, yup.
**[03:23] Kaede**
Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
**[03:27] Mahiro**
Oh, that's right!
**[03:28] Mahiro**
Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
keeping her company for a bit?
**[03:32] Mahiro**
I still have a paper to
finish up for college.
**[03:34] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:35] Kaede**
Man, getting into college
early sounds rough.
**[03:38] Kaede**
Sure thing! As a mere high
schooler, I've got time to kill.
**[03:41] Mihari**
You're the best!
**[03:46] Mahiro**
D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
**[03:54] Kaede**
So...
**[03:55] Kaede**
What do you like to do in
your free time, Mahiro-chan?
**[03:58] Mahiro**
Uh! I like... reading manga
and... p-playing games.
**[04:04] Kaede**
You play games?! So do I!
**[04:12] Kaede**
See? It's that puzzle
game everyone's playing.
**[04:14] Mahiro**
Oh... I don't play that one.
**[04:17] Kaede**
Oh, you don't?
**[04:21] Kaede**
Never mind, then.
**[04:24] Mahiro**
I give up.
**[04:26] Kaede**
Oh?
**[04:31] Kaede**
I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
**[04:33] Kaede**
Let's eat something, shall we?
**[04:38] Kaede**
I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
**[04:42] Mahiro**
You're gonna cook?
**[04:44] Kaede**
I've actually got a little sister, too.
**[04:48] Kaede**
So I cook for her all the time.
**[04:51] Kaede**
I'm the domestic type, you know?
**[04:56] Kaede**
Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
**[04:58] Mahiro**
I've never done it before.
**[05:00] Kaede**
It's pretty easy. Watch.
**[05:42] Kaede**
All right, let's dig in!
**[05:44] Mahiro**
Right.
**[05:51] Mahiro**
It's yummy!
**[05:52] Kaede**
Really? I'm so glad!
**[06:03] Mahiro**
*It's weird, but...*
**[06:05] Mahiro**
*this feels kinda nice.*
**[06:12] Kaede**
I'm so full.
**[06:14] Mahiro**
Same.
**[06:16] Kaede**
Let's take the rest up to
your sister later, okay?
**[06:19] Mahiro**
Okay.
**[06:22] Mahiro**
* I thought a gyaru would be*
* more of a wild child.*
**[06:29] Kaede**
So, Mahiro-chan...
**[06:31] Kaede**
You've never done it before, have you?
**[06:34] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[06:37] Kaede**
Maybe I could give you
a little demonstration.
**[06:40] Mahiro**
*Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!*
**[06:43] Mahiro**
U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
**[06:48] Kaede**
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
**[06:51] Kaede**
Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
**[06:55] Kaede**
Now, close your eyes.
**[06:58] Mahiro**
B-But I'm not...
**[07:00] Mahiro**
Just try to relax.
**[07:04] Mahiro**
My head's gonna explode!
**[07:11] Kaede**
There! All done!
**[07:18] Kaede**
See? You're all dolled up!
**[07:23] Mahiro**
*She was talking about make-up?!*
**[07:25] Kaede**
Mihari's not as into this
stuff as I am, you know?
**[07:29] Mihari**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[07:34] Mihari**
Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
**[07:38] Kaede**
Oh, no! Not that!
**[07:41] Mihari**
High school changed you, you traitor!
**[07:44] Kaede**
Delete it!
**[07:45] Mihari**
Not a chance!
**[07:46] Mihari**
Oh, hang on!
**[07:48] Mihari**
I could show you how to
coordinate an outfit, too!
**[07:50] Mihari**
Can you take me up to your room?
**[07:52] Mahiro**
Absolutely not!
**[07:56] Kaede**
All right, I should head home.
**[07:59] Kaede**
Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
**[08:01] Kaede**
And thanks for having me, Mihari!
**[08:05] Mihari**
Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
**[08:07] Mihari**
I thought she'd be good
socialization practice for you.
**[08:11] Mahiro**
You could've told me.
**[08:14] Mahiro**
But you're right, she was pretty nice.
**[08:20] Mahiro**
She's kinda like...
**[08:22] Mahiro**
the perfect big sister!
**[08:26] Mahiro**
You could learn a lot from her, you know?
**[08:30] Mahiro**
Mihari-oneechan.
**[08:35] Mihari**
Huh?
**[08:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[08:39] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[08:40] Sign**
The Greatest Hit of the Century
**[08:41] Narrator**
*The greatest hit of the century!*
**[08:52] Leonardo**
Wait for me!
**[08:55] Leonardo**
It feels like I've known you for years.
**[08:59] Narrator**
*But then fate tore them apart.*
**[09:04] Leonardo**
I won't let you die here!
**[09:06] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[09:11] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[09:16] Sign**
Titanic in Space
**[09:17] Narrator**
*Titanic in Space.*
**[09:20] Mahiro**
It's finally out!
**[09:22] Mahiro**
I wonder when they'll start
streaming it online.
**[09:28] Mihari**
Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
**[09:32] Mahiro**
It's a shame my duty as home
security officer doesn't allow it.
**[09:37] Mihari**
Why don't we go see it together?
**[09:40] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[09:42] Sign**
The Greatest Hit of the Century
**[09:53] Mahiro**
Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
**[09:57] Mihari**
There's a movie theater upstairs.
**[09:59] Mahiro**
Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
It burns my soul!
**[10:03] Mihari**
You're so dramatic.
**[10:05] Kaede**
Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
**[10:07] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan!
**[10:08] Kaede**
It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
**[10:11] Mahiro**
Same here!
**[10:13] Kaede**
'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
**[10:16] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:17] Mahiro**
P-Psst, what about the movie?
**[10:20] Mihari**
Well, we kinda have some
time to kill before it starts...
**[10:23] Mahiro**
I've been tricked.
**[10:24] Kaede**
Hurray!
**[10:25] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[10:26] Kaede**
I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
**[10:28] Mahiro**
Wha? W-Wait a sec...
**[10:42] Kaede**
This hair clip would look
great on you, Mihari.
**[10:46] Mihari**
It's okay. I don't need one.
**[10:48] Kaede**
You sure?
**[10:54] Mahiro**
Ugh, I'm exhausted.
**[10:57] Mahiro**
Going shopping for girl stuff
really takes it out of you.
**[11:00] Kaede**
Yeah, great choices!
**[11:04] Kaede**
Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
**[11:07] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:09] Kaede**
We gotta check out the bathing suits!
**[11:11] Mahiro**
We're not done yet?!
**[11:24] Kaede**
Ta-da!
**[11:25] Kaede**
What d'ya think?
**[11:27] Mahiro**
Whoa...
**[11:28] Mahiro**
Y-You're stacked...
**[11:31] Kaede**
Oh, don't make me blush!
**[11:33] Kaede**
You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
**[11:38] Mihari**
I haven't worn a swimsuit since
gym class back in middle school.
**[11:43] Mihari**
H-How do I look?
**[11:46] Kaede**
You look amazing!
**[11:47] Kaede**
It really suits her! Right?
**[11:49] Mahiro**
Yeah, well, you know?
**[11:50] Mahiro**
It was a tough act to follow.
**[11:54] Mihari**
That reminds me.
**[11:55] Mihari**
Didn't you say you wanted a
swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
**[11:58] Mihari**
Go and pick one to try on!
**[11:59] Kaede**
Let's go!
**[12:06] Mihari**
Gosh, it's perfect!
**[12:08] Kaede**
You look adorable!
**[12:10] Mahiro**
I can't go out in public wearing this!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
It's basically underwear,
for crying out loud!
**[12:15] Mihari**
Then how about this?
**[12:18] Kaede**
You could also cover up with
a beach wrap, if you'd like.
**[12:20] Mahiro**
Nnngh...
**[12:22] Mihari**
Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
**[12:29] Mahiro**
Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
**[12:32] Kaede & Mihari**
Then it's settled!
**[12:38] Mahiro**
Why did I even buy this?
**[12:40] Mihari**
I kinda bought one on impulse...
**[12:41] Kaede**
Hang on. I feel like we're
forgetting something...
**[12:45] Mihari**
The movie!
**[12:56] Narration**
*They have returned!*
**[12:58] Narration**
* The long-awaited next entry*
* in the worldwide hit series,*
**[13:01] Narration**
*"Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."*
**[13:03] Mahiro**
We made it!
**[13:04] Narrator**
* This version of me just*
* doesn't know when to quit.*
**[13:05] Mihari**
The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
**[13:09] Kaede**
Look, it's about to start.
**[13:13] Leonardo**
I won't let you die here!
**[13:16] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[13:25] Mahiro**
Nngh, I really need to go!
**[13:28] Mahiro**
And right at the best part, too.
**[13:30] Mahiro**
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
**[13:32] Mihari**
Okay.
**[13:38] Mahiro**
I'm a bit nervous about
using the girls' bathroom.
**[13:43] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[13:46] Mahiro**
What... the hell?
**[13:50] ---**
Titanic in Space
**[13:50] Hiyori**
I was sobbing!
**[13:52] Raika**
Me too!
**[13:53] ---**
Titanic in Space
**[13:54] Raika**
That last scene had me bawling.
**[13:54] Mahiro**
Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
**[13:57] Hiyori**
My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
**[13:57] ---**
Titanic in Space
**[14:03] Mahiro**
I-I can't hold it much longer!
**[14:06] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[14:12] Kaede**
Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
**[14:21] Kaede**
Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
**[14:25] Kaede**
Don't worry. It's okay.
**[14:28] Kaede**
Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
**[14:29] Kaede**
I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
**[14:32] Kaede**
Do you think you can wait for me here?
**[14:33] Mahiro**
Yeah...
**[14:34] Kaede**
This'll be our little secret, okay?
**[14:52] Mihari**
What took you guys so long?
**[14:53] Kaede**
The line was pretty long.
**[15:02] Mahiro**
Onee-chan...
**[15:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[15:11] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[15:18] Mahiro**
Lunch sure is taking a while.
**[15:21] Mahiro**
Mihari better not be sleeping in.
**[15:25] Mahiro**
Jeez...
**[15:26] Mahiro**
Really not living up to the
"Onee-chan" title now, are we?
**[15:30] Mahiro**
Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
**[15:49] Mihari**
I've got a cold, silly!
**[15:52] Mahiro**
Oh, no! My bad!
**[15:54] Mihari**
I'm fine.
**[15:55] Mihari**
I took some medicine,
**[15:57] Mihari**
so I just need some rest.
**[15:59] Mihari**
You'll have to make do with
instant ramen for lunch.
**[16:02] Mihari**
There's some in the cupboard—
**[16:05] Mahiro**
Mihari...
**[16:07] Sign**
Soy Sauce
**[16:09] Mahiro**
Mihari's always staying
up late writing reports.
**[16:13] Mahiro**
And she does all the housework, too!
**[16:14] Mahiro**
Ugh, what am I doing
calling her "Onee-chan"?!
**[16:17] Mahiro**
She's your little sister, dammit!
**[16:21] Mahiro**
I can do this! For her!
**[16:24] Mahiro**
Besides, housework can't be that bad!
**[16:26] Mahiro**
It's my duty as home security officer!
**[16:28] Mahiro**
I'll do a bang-up job and show her
what a great big brother I can be!
**[16:33] Mahiro**
Oops...
**[16:37] Mahiro**
They're a little soggy.
**[16:45] Mahiro**
Bleach or fabric softener?
Non-alkaline or alkaline?
**[16:49] Mahiro**
Who cares? It's all the same, right?
**[16:54] Mahiro**
Anybody can use a vacuum!
**[16:58] Mahiro**
Oh, yeah. I should make
Mihari something to eat.
**[17:05] Mahiro**
In times like this, nothing beats
some homemade rice porridge!
**[17:08] Mahiro**
Rice porridge, huh?
**[17:13] Sign**
Incoming Call
**[17:13] Sign**
Mahiro-chan
**[17:16] Kaede**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:17] Kaede**
Hm? What's up?
**[17:19] Kaede**
*How to make rice porridge?*
**[17:21] Kaede**
*It's really simple, actually!*
**[17:23] Kaede**
* But wait, does that mean*
* Mihari's under the weather?*
**[17:26] Kaede**
*Is she okay? Should I come over and help?*
**[17:28] Mahiro**
Oh, no, it's okay.
**[17:29] Mahiro**
I think I've got this. But thanks!
**[17:45] Mahiro**
Easy now...
**[17:50] Mahiro**
Now I put it on low heat
and let it simmer, right?
**[18:03] Sign**
Mihari
**[18:04] Mahiro**
Hup.
**[18:08] Mahiro**
I made you rice porridge.
**[18:11] Mihari**
What? You did?
**[18:14] Mahiro**
I can't promise it's any good, though.
**[18:27] Mahiro**
H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
**[18:29] Mihari**
I just... I can't believe...
Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
**[18:34] Mahiro**
All right, already! Just eat
it while it's hot, okay?
**[18:38] Mihari**
Okay.
**[18:45] Mihari**
It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
**[18:50] Mahiro**
I forgot to add salt.
**[18:56] Mahiro**
Change clothes before
you go back to sleep, okay?
**[18:58] Mihari**
Okay.
**[19:15] Kaede**
*Morning, Mihari-chan!*
**[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari**
Morning, Kaede!
**[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede**
Wait. What's with the hair clip?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari**
Oh, this?
**[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari**
My big brother gave it to me.
**[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari**
He said it was a reward for
doing so well on that test.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede**
Aww, must be nice to have
such a sweet older brother.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari**
Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
**[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede**
I have a little sister, actually.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede**
But honestly, we don't have much in common.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari**
Aw, that's too bad.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede**
But she's super cute all the same.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede**
I like baking cookies and
stuff for her when I can.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari**
Wait, you know how to bake?
**[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari**
Teach me, teach me!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede**
Of course!
**[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede**
We can bake at my place together sometime!
**[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari**
Hurray!
**[20:18] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[20:23] Mihari**
Thank you.
**[20:30] Mihari**
Perfect!
**[20:31] Sign**
Mihari
**[20:50] Mihari**
*My big brother was always so sweet to me.*
**[20:53] Mihari**
* But as time went by, he gradually*
* stopped spending time with me.*
**[21:00] Mihari**
* I worked so hard at school and sports*
* because I craved his praise so badly.*
**[21:07] Mahiro**
Something smells nice in here.
**[21:11] Mahiro**
A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
**[21:13] Mihari**
Yup, I'm all better now!
**[21:16] Mihari**
Look, I baked cookies.
**[21:22] Mahiro**
Sho good!
**[21:23] Mahiro**
You've always been so
good at baking, Mihari!
**[21:26] Mihari**
Actually, this is a recipe
Kaede taught me a while back.
**[21:30] Mahiro**
Oh, really? Wow!
**[21:33] Mihari**
* But we've gotten to talk*
* a lot more recently.*
**[21:35] Mahiro**
No wonder it tastes so good!
**[21:36] Mihari**
*In a way... it's just like old times.*
**[21:39] Mihari**
There's plenty more, okay?
**[21:41] Mahiro**
Woo-hoo!
**[21:42] Mahiro**
They're so good, I could eat them all day!
**[21:47] Mihari**
*Our roles are a little reversed, but...*
**[21:49] Mihari**
* I'd love it if we could stay like*
* this just a little while longer.*
**[23:28] Mihari**
I take it all back!
**[23:31] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Kay Yu
**[23:38] Kaede**
*See you next time!*
# E4 - Mahiro's New Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2VK59/mahiros-new-friend)
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**[00:03] Sign**
Magical Girl
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
**[00:03] Nicolara**
*Magical Girl Nicolara!*
**[00:05] Supapoon**
Time for a flash sale!
**[00:09] Nicolara**
I'm gonna send your wrath soaring
beyond the stars in the sky!
**[00:15] Nicolara**
Smile...
**[00:17] Nicolara**
Hurricane!
**[00:19] Supapoon**
Nico!
**[00:21] Supapoon**
Sorry, but we're closed for today!
**[00:27] Nicolara**
Kya-ha!
**[00:28] Mahiro**
The current Sunday morning
line-up is so hype.
**[00:30] Mahiro**
I was worried about them
ditching the team-of-five formula,
**[00:33] Mahiro**
but focusing on one character
isn't all that bad.
**[00:34] Mahiro**
Actually, no! It's great!
**[00:39] Nicolara**
Happiness Full Field!
**[00:50] Nicolara**
Kya-ha!
**[00:54] Mahiro**
Okay!
**[01:03] Mahiro**
Smile...
**[01:06] Mahiro**
Hurricane!
**[01:09] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[01:15] Mihari**
Oh, no!
**[01:17] Mihari**
You got me!
**[01:18] Mahiro**
Stop it! Leave me alone!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:38] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:44] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #04 Mahiro's New Friend
**[02:54] Mihari**
You've become a real little girl,
right down to your interests.
**[02:59] Mahiro**
The Sunday morning block is
for all men of culture!
**[03:07] Mihari**
I'm afraid I must take my leave.
**[03:11] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:13] Mahiro**
B-But whatever for, Mihari?!
**[03:15] Mahiro**
Have I disappointed you in some way?!
**[03:17] Mihari**
Don't be silly.
**[03:20] Mihari**
Anyway, it was just a formality.
**[03:23] Mihari**
I'm at a major turning point in my research,
**[03:25] Mihari**
so I'll most likely be staying
over at school tonight.
**[03:28] Mihari**
Do you think you can take care
of things at home for me?
**[03:31] Mahiro**
B-But—
**[03:33] Mahiro**
Of course!
**[03:36] Mahiro**
I wouldn't have it any other way!
**[03:38] Mahiro**
You're talking to a pro home
security officer, remember?!
**[03:42] Mihari**
Oh, is that right?
**[03:47] Mihari**
You'll have to make yourself
dinner, all right?
**[03:50] Mahiro**
I-I'll just get something
from the corner store...
**[03:56] Mihari**
And don't forget the housework!
**[03:58] Mahiro**
That I cannot promise!
**[04:02] Mihari**
Are you sure you'll be okay?
**[04:04] Mahiro**
I'll be fine! Quit worrying, will ya?
**[04:07] Mihari**
I have a bad feeling...
**[04:08] Mihari**
See you tomorrow!
**[04:10] Mahiro**
Yep, yep!
**[04:21] Mahiro**
Freedom!
**[04:23] Mahiro**
Time to loaf around to my heart's content!
**[04:32] Mahiro**
Maybe I should get changed first.
**[04:34] ---**
Shut-in
**[04:36] Mahiro**
This brings back memories!
**[04:39] Mahiro**
So loose and baggy!
**[04:42] Mahiro**
Wait! What am I getting all excited about?
**[04:48] Mahiro**
I guess I could play a game or something.
**[04:53] Sign**
GUTS
**[05:02] Mahiro**
Not feeling it right now for some reason.
**[05:06] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll read manga instead.
**[05:21] Mahiro**
I just can't focus on any of it.
**[05:25] Mahiro**
Come to think of it, ever
since I got this new body,
**[05:28] Mahiro**
Mihari's been there watching
over me in some way or another.
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**[05:41] Mahiro**
We even hang out now and then.
**[05:45] Mahiro**
No, wait! Stop it!
**[05:48] Mahiro**
I'm making it sound like
I'm lonely or something!
**[05:50] Mahiro**
That's it! I need food!
**[05:52] Mahiro**
And I'm gonna go all out!
**[05:55] Mahiro**
Whoa!
**[05:58] Mahiro**
It's a feast!
**[06:05] Mahiro**
A feasht fit for a king!
**[06:09] Mahiro**
And ish all foh me!
**[06:13] Mahiro**
Pizha shure ish nicsh
every oncsh in a while!
**[06:15] Mahiro**
The oiler the becher!
**[06:19] Mahiro**
Wai— Water— Mihari—!
**[06:43] Mahiro**
I think I'm full.
**[06:47] Mahiro**
Guess I'll go take a bath and head to bed.
**[06:59] Mihari**
I'm home!
**[07:02] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[07:09] Mihari**
You awake?
**[07:15] Mihari**
You went to bed without drying
your hair, didn't you?
**[07:19] Mihari**
Honestly. I knew you'd
be hopeless without me.
**[07:29] Mihari**
There! That's much bette—
**[07:31] Mihari**
Wh-What's wrong? What happened?
**[07:35] Mahiro**
N-Nothing!
**[07:39] Mahiro**
Dummy.
**[07:44] Mahiro & Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[07:44] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:48] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:48] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
**[07:59] Mahiro**
Mihari! Slow down!
**[08:04] Mihari**
Oh, Onii-chan... So this
is your weak spot, huh?
**[08:11] Mahiro**
Stop! I'm near the edge!
**[08:15] Mahiro**
I'm almost there!
**[08:21] Mihari**
Yay! I win!
**[08:23] Mahiro**
And I'm out.
**[08:26] Mihari**
Go pick up the groceries
like we promised, okay?
**[08:28] Mihari**
It's the supermarket across
from the station.
**[08:30] Mihari**
I wrote a list of everything we need.
**[08:33] Mahiro**
Grrr...
**[08:36] Mahiro**
Hmph!
**[08:37] Mihari**
You can buy yourself a treat
with the change, if you'd like.
**[08:40] Mahiro**
I'm *not* a child!
**[08:41] Mahiro**
Fine, I'll do it.
**[08:43] Mahiro**
I'm a man of my word, after all.
**[08:47] Mahiro**
I-I'll be right back...
**[08:50] Mihari**
You got this!
**[09:06] Mihari**
* Looks like he's slowly*
* getting used to going out.*
**[09:10] Mihari**
* He's even started helping*
* around the house more,*
**[09:12] Mihari**
*ever since he helped me through that cold.*
**[09:16] Mihari**
He might be able to go
back to a normal life soon.
**[09:19] Mihari**
And then one day, he'll
meet a great guy and...
**[09:24] Mahiro**
Oh, darling...
**[09:26] Mahiro**
I'm so happy.
**[09:31] Mihari**
Okay, not likely.
**[09:32] Mihari**
But one can dream.
**[09:35] Sign**
LIKE
**[09:37] Sign**
LIKE
**[09:42] Child**
Mommy, I want hamburger steak for dinner!
**[09:44] Mom**
You have to ask nicely, dear.
**[09:46] Mahiro**
I can't do this!
**[09:49] Mahiro**
The corner store was bad enough!
**[09:50] Mahiro**
There are way too many people here!
**[09:53] Mahiro**
N-No! I can't just cower here like a child!
**[09:56] Mahiro**
I proved I could be a capable big
brother when Mihari was ill, didn't I?!
**[10:02] Momiji**
Excuse me...
**[10:05] Mahiro**
Y—
**[10:06] Mahiro**
Yes?!
**[10:12] Mahiro**
E-E-E-Err...
**[10:14] Momiji**
Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
**[10:16] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:24] Momiji**
You don't seem to have a fever.
**[10:25] Momiji**
Um...
**[10:27] Momiji**
If you need help, I'd be
happy to lend a hand.
**[10:37] Mahiro**
Sorry about this.
**[10:40] Momiji**
Don't be silly! It's my pleasure.
**[10:44] Mahiro**
I can't believe I dragged
this poor boy into this.
**[10:47] Momiji**
I'm not huge on big crowds myself.
**[10:50] Momiji**
So what did you need to get?
**[10:51] Mahiro**
U-Uh, I have a list...
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Beef, sliced pork
Potatoes
Carrots
Onions
Shirataki noodles
Get a snack
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**[10:54] Momiji**
Beef, sliced pork, potatoes, carrots,
onions, and shirataki noodles.
**[11:00] Momiji**
For nikujaga stew, right?
**[11:04] Momiji**
Are you okay with the cheaper meat?
**[11:07] Mahiro**
I'm not sure.
**[11:08] Momiji**
Let's see how much you
have, and we can go from there.
**[11:12] Sign**
May Queen Potatoes
**[11:16] Mahiro**
They all look the same to me.
**[11:18] Momiji**
You wanna look for ones that are
smooth and don't have any bruising.
**[11:23] Momiji**
For carrots, I heard the deeper the
color and smaller the stem, the better.
**[11:28] Mahiro**
You're so knowledgeable!
**[11:29] Momiji**
You think so?
**[11:35] Mahiro**
*Ahh... What a nice guy.*
**[11:37] Raika**
Look, aren't those two cute?
**[11:40] Raika**
I wonder if they're a couple.
**[11:42] Hiyori**
Stop talking about strangers like that.
**[11:44] Mahiro**
A-A couple?!
**[11:48] Mahiro**
O-Oh, right. I'm a girl right now.
**[11:52] Mahiro**
No, but still! You can't just—
**[11:56] Momiji**
Is something wrong?
**[11:59] Mahiro**
Uh... Wait a sec.
**[12:01] Mahiro**
Why am I so flustered?
**[12:05] Momiji**
Are you feeling okay?
**[12:06] Mahiro**
I-It's not like that!
**[12:08] Mahiro**
There's been a big mistake here!
**[12:13] Shop Assistant**
Have a nice day!
**[12:16] Mahiro**
My body had a mind of its
own for a second there.
**[12:20] Momiji**
I'm glad you were able to get everything!
**[12:22] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah! Thanks!
**[12:25] Mahiro**
W-Well, Imma head— I-I'll
be heading home now...
**[12:32] Momiji**
Sorry, gimme one sec.
**[12:34] Momiji**
Hello?
**[12:35] Momiji**
I'm in front of the
supermarket with a friend.
**[12:38] Mahiro**
Friend...
**[12:40] Kaede**
Oh! There you are!
**[12:43] Kaede**
Momiji!
**[12:46] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan?!
**[12:46] Momiji**
Onee-chan!
**[12:48] Kaede**
Wait, you're friends with Mahiro-chan?
**[12:51] Kaede**
Where did you guys meet?
**[12:53] Mahiro**
"Onee-chan"?!
**[12:55] Mahiro**
* Come to think of it, she did say she*
* had a little sister, didn't she?*
**[13:02] Mahiro**
"Little sister"?
**[13:03] Mahiro**
You're a girl?!
**[13:06] Momiji**
You didn't know? Do I
really look that boyish?
**[13:11] Kaede**
You could at least put on a skirt.
**[13:14] Momiji**
But I'm more comfortable in pants!
**[13:16] Kaede**
Aww...
**[13:17] Mahiro**
*Thank goodness... She's a girl.*
**[13:17] Momiji**
Give it a rest, okay?
**[13:19] Kaede**
You're so sheepish sometimes.
**[13:21] Mahiro**
That was a close one.
**[13:29] Mihari**
Oh!
**[13:31] Mihari**
You mean Momiji-chan?
**[13:32] Mihari**
She'd be in middle school now, I think.
**[13:34] Mihari**
She's a good kid, isn't she?
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Yeah...
**[13:36] Mahiro**
She had me questioning
myself for a minute there.
**[13:43] Mihari**
Y-You're into little girls?!
**[13:45] Mahiro**
No, that's not what I meant!
**[13:48] Mahiro**
Besides, I'm technically the
same age as her now, aren't I?
**[13:51] Mahiro**
Wait... Does that make me a lesbian?
**[13:57] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:58] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
**[13:59] Sign**
Oyama
**[14:00] Mihari**
Come in, come in!
**[14:01] Kaede & Momiji**
Thanks for having us!
**[14:05] Kaede**
Sorry about this.
**[14:07] Kaede**
I know you must be busy.
**[14:09] Mihari**
Nonsense, it's fine!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Wait a sec! Hey, Kaede-chan!
**[14:16] Kaede**
Oh! Hi, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:17] Kaede**
Sorry to bother you guys.
**[14:19] Mahiro**
And this is...?
**[14:22] Momiji**
Hello! Nice to see you again!
**[14:26] Mahiro**
Who?
**[14:27] Momiji**
I-It's Momiji!
**[14:29] Momiji**
We met the other day, remember?!
**[14:33] Mahiro**
S-Sorry, it's just...
**[14:34] Mahiro**
You're wearing a skirt today, so
I didn't recognize you, you know?
**[14:39] Momiji**
It's my school uniform.
**[14:41] Momiji**
We came straight here from school.
**[14:44] Kaede**
Sorry we didn't tell you.
**[14:46] Kaede**
She just insisted on tagging along.
**[14:48] Momiji**
Why not? May as well if you are!
**[14:51] Kaede**
I'm here to study for a test, you know?
**[14:57] Kaede**
Honestly.
**[14:58] Kaede**
You're hopeless.
**[15:02] Kaede**
Sorry, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:04] Kaede**
Do you mind playing with
Momiji up in your room?
**[15:08] Mahiro**
Wha? M-My room?
**[15:11] Mahiro**
Just gimme one sec!
**[15:27] Sign**
Mahiro
**[15:29] Mahiro**
C-Come in...
**[15:30] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[15:33] Momiji**
Wow!
**[15:35] Mahiro**
Being alone in my room with a girl
was not on today's agenda!
**[15:39] Mahiro**
What do you even do in this situation?!
**[15:42] Momiji**
Your room's more boyish than
I thought it was gonna be.
**[15:44] Momiji**
You have so many game consoles!
**[15:46] Mahiro**
Y-You think so?
**[15:48] Mahiro**
*I can't let her look around too much!*
**[15:50] Mahiro**
*J-Just pick a topic! Anything!*
**[15:56] Momiji**
By the way, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:58] Momiji**
What's thi—?
**[15:59] Mahiro**
Oh! That's right!
**[16:01] Mahiro**
Do you hate skirts, Momiji?
**[16:03] Momiji**
Huh?
**[16:03] Momiji**
U-Um... I wouldn't go that far.
**[16:07] Momiji**
But skirts feel so drafty, right?
**[16:10] Momiji**
It feels a little pointless.
**[16:13] Mahiro**
I-I-I feel that!
**[16:16] Momiji**
They don't really suit me anyway.
**[16:19] Mahiro**
What? That's not true!
**[16:21] Mahiro**
You look pretty cute to me.
**[16:23] Momiji**
C-Cu...
**[16:27] Momiji**
N-No way! You look ten
times cuter than I do!
**[16:31] Mahiro**
Wait, wha...?!
**[16:36] Mahiro**
No, no, no! No way!
**[16:37] Mahiro**
Well, actually, I do look pretty cute...
**[16:40] Mahiro**
But we're not talking about me!
**[16:44] Momiji**
So you admit it, huh?
**[16:53] Momiji**
Time for punishment!
**[16:56] Mahiro**
Stop, stop, stop!
**[16:57] Mahiro**
Stop it!
**[16:59] Momiji**
Take this, and that!
**[16:59] Mihari**
*Wait, what? Huh?*
**[17:01] Mihari**
*What's happening?*
**[17:02] Momiji**
I'm not done yet!
**[17:02] Mahiro**
*Is this how girls interact with each other?*
**[17:06] Momiji**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[17:07] Mahiro**
N-No more!
**[17:19] Momiji**
I'm sorry! I took it too far!
**[17:26] Mahiro**
A-Anyway...
**[17:28] Mahiro**
I'm sure if you give it some time,
you'll get used to them.
**[17:31] Mahiro**
Plus, you might feel better if
you wore tights underneath.
**[17:34] Momiji**
G-Got it.
**[17:36] Momiji**
I'm so sorry about your manga, Mahiro-chan!
**[17:39] Momiji**
They're all over the floor...
**[17:42] Sign**
Milkpie
**[17:44] Momiji**
I-I-I-I-Is this—?
**[17:47] Mahiro**
Don't look at that!
**[17:53] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:55] Momiji**
Um... Is that...
**[17:58] Momiji**
I-Is that a... dirty...
**[18:02] Mahiro**
This is... Um, you know?
**[18:07] Mahiro**
This is my brother's!
**[18:09] Momiji**
Your brother's?
**[18:11] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[18:12] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah. Um... Err...
**[18:18] Mahiro**
This used to be my big
brother's room, you see?
**[18:21] Mahiro**
I-I'm just... using it for the time being.
**[18:25] Mahiro**
Oh! He got into a good college,
**[18:28] Mahiro**
so he's living on his
own far away from home.
**[18:33] Momiji**
So your brother's into
that kind of stuff, huh?
**[18:44] Mahiro**
I-I couldn't just throw out all his stuff.
**[18:47] Mahiro**
So I just kept everything
the way he left it.
**[18:50] Mahiro**
I know it's weird, but...
**[18:53] Mahiro**
They remind me of him...
**[18:56] Momiji**
I see...
**[18:58] Momiji**
That makes sense.
**[19:00] Momiji**
But still...
**[19:03] Momiji**
You really shouldn't have
these lying around!
**[19:06] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[19:07] Momiji**
Let's at least put the
dirty ones away somewhere!
**[19:09] Momiji**
I'll help!
**[19:11] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[19:12] Mahiro**
What?!
**[19:13] Mahiro**
Uh... Hold on...
**[19:14] Momiji**
Look, there's a box right over there.
**[19:17] Sign**
Making This
Sassy Babe Mine
**[19:22] 19**
Raising My Own Elves
**[19:22] 19**
A Peach-Colored Life
**[19:23] 19**
The Sexy Fox Spirit
**[19:24] 19**
Super Sexy Cooking
**[19:25] 19**
Tightly Bound
**[19:26] 19**
Complex 3P
**[19:28] Mahiro**
Um... Could we at least
sort them by genre?
**[19:39] Momiji**
That should do it.
**[19:41] Mahiro**
Farewell, my comrades...
**[19:44] Mahiro**
Though I guess we're not throwing them out,
**[19:47] Mahiro**
so it's not the end of the world.
**[19:48] Momiji**
Now to put this in the closet.
**[19:54] Mahiro**
Be careful, it's heavy!
**[19:56] Momiji**
I got it!
**[19:58] Mahiro**
I'll help you!
**[20:08] Momiji**
Ow, ow, ouch...
**[20:10] Momiji**
Sorry! Are you all right?
**[20:23] Mihari**
What happened?!
**[20:24] Mihari**
I heard a really big thud just now!
**[20:31] Mihari**
Um...
**[20:35] Mahiro**
I-I swear, Mihari— Onee-chan!
**[20:38] Mahiro**
It's not what it looks like!
**[20:41] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan, shouldn't she be
the one saying that, not you?
**[20:47] Kaede**
Already acting like besties, huh?
**[20:52] Mahiro**
I'm so glad she catches on quick.
**[20:56] Kaede**
Thanks for today!
**[20:58] Kaede**
I'm much more confident
about the test now!
**[21:00] Mihari**
Good luck!
**[21:03] Momiji**
See you later, Mahiro-chan!
**[21:06] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah!
**[21:14] Mihari**
Look at you, making friends!
**[21:16] Mahiro**
Me making friends with a girl
her age is basically a crime!
**[21:19] Mihari**
But you're around the same age as her now.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
Hmm, I guess.
**[21:23] Mahiro**
More importantly...
**[21:25] Mihari**
Hmm?
**[21:26] Mahiro**
She touched my boobs.
**[21:31] Kaede**
So, what did you guys do together?
**[21:33] Momiji**
Wha? Oh! Uh...
**[21:36] Momiji**
It's a secret!
**[21:40] Momiji**
She seems cool, though, doesn't she?
**[23:26] Momiji**
They were so soft and squishy...
**[23:32] Momiji**
Still rock-solid!
**[23:35] Sign**
See you next week!!
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Yutaka Nakamura
**[23:38] Momiji**
See you next time!
# E5 - Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD40P1/mahiro-discovers-adventure-and-social-gatherings)
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**[00:10] Mihari**
What a lovely morning!
**[00:13] Mihari**
If only Onii-chan would get
up early for once to see it.
**[00:21] Mahiro**
Oh, g'morning.
**[00:28] Mihari**
You're... awake.
**[00:35] Mihari**
B-Better make sure the
disaster kit's stocked up!
**[00:39] Mahiro**
What are you saying?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:58] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:04] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #05 Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
**[02:11] Mahiro**
They're selling clear files from my
fave anime at the corner store today.
**[02:18] Mahiro**
The popular characters tend to
get snatched up quick, you know?
**[02:19] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[02:20] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[02:23] Mahiro**
It means neglecting my duty as
home security officer, of course,
**[02:28] Mahiro**
but materialism won out in the end.
**[02:32] Mihari**
Wait, hold on...
**[02:33] Mihari**
D-Does that mean you're...
**[02:36] Mahiro**
Yup.
**[02:37] Mahiro**
I'm headed out right now.
**[02:42] Mihari**
Y-You're actually...
**[02:45] Mihari**
leaving the house of your own volition...
**[02:49] Mahiro**
Oh, no! The waterworks!
**[02:52] Mihari**
And you got up early!
**[02:54] Mihari**
You even made breakfast all by yourself!
**[02:56] Mahiro**
Okay, okay! I get it, all right?
**[02:58] Mahiro**
Try and pull yourself together!
**[03:02] Mihari**
I'll treat you to a nice lunch
when you get back, okay?!
**[03:06] Mahiro**
I'm just going to the corner store.
**[03:10] Shop Assistant**
Have a nice day!
**[03:13] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:14] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:16] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:18] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:24] Mahiro**
I managed to get them all,
**[03:27] Mahiro**
but getting there required
quite the scavenger hunt.
**[03:29] Mahiro**
I ended up having to come all the
way out here to the station.
**[03:32] Mahiro**
I thought about giving up and going home,
**[03:35] Mahiro**
but I didn't wanna disappoint Mihari
after all the fuss she made.
**[03:40] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:43] Passerby**
Hey, take a look.
**[03:48] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[03:57] Mahiro**
I-I should head back.
**[04:13] Student A**
This time I'm gonna beat your ass!
**[04:13] Student B**
C'mon, let's go!
**[04:14] Student C**
I've gotten way better, just so you know.
**[04:18] Mahiro**
An arcade, huh?
**[04:21] Mahiro**
Woohoo! What a blast from the past!
**[04:24] Mahiro**
I used to come to these a ton back
when I was in middle school!
**[04:27] Mahiro**
Wow! Yeah!
**[04:31] Student D**
He's cornered!
**[04:32] Student D**
Yeah, go in for the punch!
**[04:34] Student D**
That's it!
**[04:35] Student D**
You got this! You got this!
**[04:36] Student D**
Yeah! Get him!
**[04:39] Student E**
I can still win this!
**[04:40] Student D**
Almost, almost!
**[04:43] Student F**
Hell yeah!
**[04:44] Mahiro**
M-Maybe I'll skip the
fighting games for now...
**[04:49] Mahiro**
Hm?
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Become the person of your dreams.
Your best self ♥
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**[04:56] Mahiro**
I-I'm allowed in here, right?
**[04:59] Mahiro**
Since I'm a girl right now and all.
**[05:01] Mahiro**
Wow, it's a whole new world!
**[05:03] Mahiro**
I'm kinda getting a rush!
**[05:08] Sign**
Capture Your Beauty!
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Capture Your Beauty!
**[05:09] Mahiro**
Can't hurt to give it a go, right?
**[05:12] Mahiro**
Hey! You can add stickers!
**[05:15] Mahiro**
My eyes look huge!
**[05:17] Mahiro**
Is this what they mean by "instaworthy"?
**[05:21] Sign**
Kokokara
**[05:22] Mahiro**
They're done!
**[05:31] Mahiro**
Wait!
**[05:32] Mahiro**
What the hell am I even doing?!
**[05:35] JK A**
So then my boyfriend was like...
**[05:36] JK B**
No way! For real?!
**[05:38] JK C**
What a jerk!
**[05:39] Mahiro**
I-I'm sorry!
**[05:52] Mahiro**
Man, I love these kinds of games.
**[05:58] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:59] Mahiro**
*I-Is somebody watching me?*
**[06:06] Mahiro**
*He's still there!*
**[06:11] Mahiro**
*B-But why?!*
**[06:13] Mahiro**
*It's not like I'm that good at it.*
**[06:17] Mahiro**
*O-Oh, no! Is it because I'm a girl?!*
**[06:22] Mahiro**
*Ugh, one of those desperate types!*
**[06:25] Mahiro**
* Girls who play rhythm games*
* probably seem like easy targets...*
**[06:28] Mahiro**
*Th-This sucks!*
**[06:33] Truant Officer**
All right, you.
**[06:37] Mahiro**
I-I-I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of girl—
**[06:39] Mahiro**
I mean, guy—
**[06:40] Mahiro**
I mean, girl you're after!
**[06:46] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[06:51] Sign**
Truant Officer
**[06:54] Truant Officer**
Young lady, shouldn't you be in school?
**[06:57] Mahiro**
Huh? S-School?
**[06:59] Truant Officer**
Which school do you go to?
**[07:00] Mahiro**
U-Um... Err...
**[07:03] Truant Officer**
What's your name? What year are you?
**[07:06] Mahiro**
U-Uh... Um...
**[07:09] Truant Officer**
Can you tell me where your parents are?
**[07:12] Mahiro**
No, no, no, no...
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Oyama
**[07:19] Mahiro**
I told you the outside world was scary!
**[07:23] Mahiro**
There, there...
**[07:26] Mahiro**
You got a talking-to, huh?
**[07:27] Mahiro**
I guess today *is* a weekday.
It slipped my mind.
**[07:30] Mahiro**
Just when you finally ventured
outside on your own, too.
**[07:33] Mahiro**
If I'm not careful, we'll be
right back where we started.
**[07:37] Mahiro**
I need to fix this somehow.
**[07:40] Sign**
Mahiro
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Meeeow~
**[07:40] Mihari**
Sho cuuute!
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ONIMAI
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**[07:53] Mihari**
Oh, you've got split ends.
**[07:54] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[07:56] Mihari**
C'mere a sec.
**[08:00] Mihari**
It's because you don't
take proper care of it.
**[08:03] Mahiro**
No, it's because it's unnecessarily long!
**[08:06] Mahiro**
Forget that tiny thing, and
let's chop it all off instead!
**[08:09] Mihari**
No way! Not a chance!
**[08:10] Mihari**
Don't you realize how difficult it
is to grow your hair out that long?!
**[08:14] Mahiro**
Huh? But mine grew out in one night...
**[08:18] Mihari**
Still, I guess it *is* getting a little long...
**[08:21] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[08:24] Mihari**
All right! We're going to the hair salon!
**[08:27] Mahiro**
The hair salon?!
**[08:35] Raika**
Welcome in!
**[08:37] Raika**
Oh!
**[08:39] Raika**
What's this?
**[08:40] Raika**
That was quick. Weren't you
just here the other day?
**[08:43] Mihari**
Oh, no. It's not for me this time.
**[08:46] Mihari**
Could you work your magic
on this little one today?
**[08:52] Raika**
Sure thing. Right this way.
**[08:55] Mahiro**
This is too much for a mere
home security officer to take.
**[09:01] Raika**
How about a two-inch trim?
**[09:04] Raika**
Sound good?
**[09:05] Mahiro**
Hyup!
**[09:06] Raika**
It's not too tight, is it?
**[09:08] Raika**
Let me know if anything feels off, okay?
**[09:18] Raika**
So you're Mihari-chan's
little sister, right?
**[09:20] Raika**
Your big sis comes here
quite often, you know?
**[09:23] Mahiro**
O-Oh, really?
**[09:26] Raika**
Is this your first time
coming to a hair salon?
**[09:28] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:30] Raika**
You in middle school?
**[09:33] Raika**
It's been getting cold out recently, huh?
**[09:35] Mahiro**
U-Uh...
**[09:37] Raika**
What do you like to do on your days off?
**[09:39] Mahiro**
U-Um...
**[09:41] Raika**
Do you go out with your friends?
**[09:49] Raika**
Okey-doke, are you happy with the length?
**[09:52] Mahiro**
It's finally over.
**[09:54] Raika**
Time for a quick shampoo, then. Follow me.
**[09:58] Mahiro**
Okay...
**[09:59] Mahiro**
Wait, there's more?!
**[10:02] Raika**
Got places to be, huh?
**[10:09] Raika**
Does it feel itchy at all anywhere?
**[10:12] Mahiro**
No, not at all...
**[10:14] Raika**
Long hair can be a hassle, huh?
**[10:17] Raika**
But it's worth it when you have
gorgeous hair like yours.
**[10:33] Mahiro**
* Maybe the hair salon isn't*
* so bad after all...*
**[10:41] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[10:42] Raika**
Oh! Is it too hot?
**[10:44] Mahiro**
N-No! Not at all!
**[10:46] Mahiro**
Not one bit!
**[10:49] Mahiro**
*S-Scratch that, it rules!*
**[10:58] Mahiro**
Phew, I feel all refreshed now.
**[11:00] Raika**
Now for your hair treatment.
**[11:03] Mahiro**
Wha?!
**[11:04] Raika**
Their parfaits are so good.
**[11:07] Raika**
They have so many options,
I can never decide what to get.
**[11:11] Raika**
I really recommend their
strawberry affogato one.
**[11:15] Raika**
And their ruby chocolate sherbet, too.
**[11:17] Raika**
Oh, and that limited-edition Shine
Muscat grape flavor they did once!
**[11:21] Raika**
You really should give them a try sometime!
**[11:23] Mahiro**
*Ugh...*
**[11:25] Mahiro**
*I-I can't take this anymore!*
**[11:29] Mahiro**
*She leaves me no other choice...*
**[11:31] Mahiro**
*It's nap time.*
**[11:35] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:37] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:40] Mihari**
Wake up, Mahiro-chan! You're all set.
**[11:44] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:49] Mahiro**
Wha—
**[11:50] Mahiro**
What did she do to me?!
**[11:54] Mihari**
You weren't waking up, so I asked
her to give you a blowout.
**[11:59] Raika**
You look great! Just like a princess!
**[12:02] Mihari & Raika**
Right?
**[12:04] Mahiro**
Like a princess?!
**[12:11] Mihari**
Oh? So you like it, huh?
**[12:14] Mahiro**
I-I never said that!
**[12:24] Mihari**
Does it feel nice to get all dolled up?
**[12:27] Mahiro**
N-Not especially...
**[12:31] Mahiro**
Will it stay all poofy like this forever?
**[12:35] Mihari**
It's not a perm, so probably not.
**[12:37] Mihari**
It depends on your hair type,
**[12:39] Mihari**
but styling usually doesn't
hold up that long.
**[12:44] Mihari**
There's always doing it yourself at home,
**[12:46] Mihari**
but it can be a pain to keep up.
**[12:48] Mihari**
And getting a hairdresser to do it every
time can get a little pricey, too.
**[12:59] Mahiro**
Th-That's steep.
**[13:04] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:05] Raika**
*Onimai.*
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ONIMAI
**[13:09] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[13:14] Mahiro**
Yeah?!
**[13:15] Sign**
Mahiro
**[13:19] Mahiro**
Okay, okay.
**[13:20] Mahiro**
What's with you? You usually
just come barging right in.
**[13:32] Mahiro**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!
**[13:36] Mahiro**
Help! S-Somebody help!
**[13:49] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:50] Mihari**
It's a costume, silly!
**[13:54] Mihari**
Today's Halloween, remember?
**[13:59] Mahiro**
Who cares about some stupid holiday?!
**[14:02] Mahiro**
I hate celebrating those kinds of things!
**[14:05] Mihari**
Aww!
**[14:06] Mihari**
But Kaede's having a party at her place.
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[14:11] Mihari**
I take it you're not coming, then, Onii-chan?
**[14:15] Mihari**
Well, what's it gonna be?
**[14:26] Mahiro**
T-T-T-T—
**[14:28] Mahiro**
Trick or... treat!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
Rawr!
**[14:36] Kaede**
You're so cute!
**[14:42] Mahiro**
Halloween rules!
**[14:46] Kaede**
Gosh, Mahiro-chan! You really
went the extra mile, huh?
**[14:50] Mahiro**
Wait, what?
**[14:52] Mahiro**
Am I the only one wearing a costume?
**[14:54] Momiji**
Huh?
**[14:56] Mahiro**
But Mihari told me it was a costume party.
**[14:59] Mahiro**
Right?
**[15:02] Mahiro**
You tricked me!
**[15:05] Mahiro**
This is so embarrassing...
**[15:07] Mihari**
Who cares? You look cute!
**[15:09] Kaede**
Oh, goodness...
**[15:10] Kaede**
So what have you come dressed as, Mihari?
**[15:13] Mihari**
This isn't a costume.
**[15:15] Kaede**
Yeah, I know.
**[15:17] Mahiro**
Heh, she gotcha good!
**[15:23] Kaede**
Okay, then. The two of us
are gonna prepare dinner,
**[15:26] Kaede**
so why don't you guys go play for a bit?
**[15:28] Mahiro & Momiji**
Okay!
**[15:30] Momiji**
What do you wanna do?
**[15:32] Mahiro**
I kinda want to get out of this first.
**[15:35] Momiji**
I can lend you something, if you want.
**[15:37] Momiji**
Wanna go to my room?
**[15:39] Mahiro**
Y-Your room?!
**[15:41] Momiji**
Yeah.
**[15:42] Mahiro**
Oh, but I wouldn't wanna impose...
**[15:45] Momiji**
Come on, don't be silly.
**[15:48] Mahiro**
Whoops—
**[15:57] Mahiro**
The room of a girl I barely know.
**[15:59] Momiji**
So...
**[16:01] Momiji**
I don't really have anything cutesy.
**[16:04] Mahiro**
Thanks.
**[16:09] Mahiro**
That's too bad, though.
**[16:11] Momiji**
What is?
**[16:13] Mahiro**
I really wanted to see
Kaede-chan in a costume.
**[16:16] Momiji**
Oh...
**[16:18] Momiji**
She does have a nice figure, huh?
**[16:21] Kaede**
*Boing!*
**[16:22] Kaede**
*Jiggle!*
**[16:24] Kaede**
*Wow!*
**[16:28] Momiji**
And then there's me...
**[16:33] Mahiro**
I-I'm sure yours will
grow in sooner or later!
**[16:36] Mahiro**
You two are sisters, right?!
**[16:39] Momiji**
I feel like she's hogging
all the good genes.
**[16:41] Mahiro**
Huh? No way!
**[16:44] Momiji**
I envy you, Mahiro-chan.
At least you have *some*.
**[16:47] Mahiro**
Wha?!
**[16:48] Mahiro**
Y-You think so?
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Mihari's certainly aren't small...
**[16:54] Mahiro**
Does that mean I have room to grow too?
**[16:57] Mahiro**
Wait! What am I even saying?!
**[17:02] Momiji**
What's wrong? Are you okay?
**[17:05] Mahiro**
*C-Crap!*
**[17:07] Mahiro**
* I've been forgetting myself*
* too easily lately!*
**[17:10] Mahiro**
* You're a man, remember?! Get*
* those dirty cogwheels turning!*
**[17:16] Momiji**
Hey...
**[17:17] Momiji**
Do you think it's true that rubbing
them makes them grow bigger?
**[17:20] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[17:22] Momiji**
Well, do you?
**[17:23] Mahiro**
Uh... Um...
**[17:26] Momiji**
Oh, no, not in a weird way...
**[17:30] Mahiro**
Oh, right...
**[17:39] Kaede**
Okay, you two!
**[17:41] Kaede**
Come help set the table!
**[17:43] Kaede**
Hm?
**[17:49] Momiji**
Wow! There's pumpkins galore!
**[17:53] Mahiro**
Ugh, but I don't like pumpkin...
**[17:56] Kaede**
Now, now.
**[17:57] Kaede**
At least give it a try.
**[18:06] Mahiro**
It's yummy!
**[18:08] Mahiro**
You never disappoint, Kaede-chan!
**[18:10] Kaede**
I know, right?
**[18:13] Mihari**
I cooked too, you know?
**[18:16] Mahiro**
What's that?
**[18:17] Mihari**
It's stir-fried chicken
and pumpkin in mustard.
**[18:25] Mahiro**
Wow, it's surprisingly good!
**[18:28] Mihari**
Surprisingly?
**[18:30] Momiji**
Oh, my gosh! It really is!
**[18:33] Momiji**
It's delicious!
**[18:35] Mihari**
You're such a sweetheart, Momiji-chan.
**[18:44] Kaede**
Hm? What's so funny?
**[18:46] Mihari**
I was just thinking it's been a while since
we had dinner in a group like this.
**[18:49] Kaede**
Oh, right.
**[18:50] Kaede**
Your parents have been overseas
for a while now, haven't they?
**[18:53] Momiji**
Doesn't your brother ever
come home to visit?
**[18:56] Mahiro**
Wh-Where did that come from?!
**[18:59] Momiji**
You told me he was going to a
college far away from home.
**[19:03] Mahiro**
Oh, um, um, um...
**[19:05] Mihari**
Oh! Oh, yes!
**[19:07] Mihari**
Yes, that's right! College!
**[19:10] Mihari**
Studying really takes up most of
his time these days, you know?
**[19:12] Kaede**
I don't think I ever got to meet him.
**[19:15] Kaede**
You used to talk about him all
the time back in middle school.
**[19:20] Mahiro**
What?
**[19:20] Mihari**
O-Oh, did I?
**[19:23] Mihari**
Anyways! Um...
**[19:24] Mihari**
Oh, a trip!
**[19:27] Mihari**
Why don't we all go on a trip together?!
**[19:29] Kaede**
I'd be down, but where to?
**[19:32] Momiji**
Since it's winter, why not skiing?
**[19:34] Mahiro**
Skiing?
**[19:35] Mahiro**
No way! Anything but that!
**[19:37] Mahiro**
I say we go down south
to the tropical islands
**[19:40] Mahiro**
and lounge around in an
air-conditioned hotel room!
**[19:43] Momiji**
Sounds kinda fancy!
**[19:45] Kaede**
Traveling down south can get
a little expensive, though.
**[19:48] Kaede**
How about we just book a stay
at a nearby onsen instead?
**[19:51] Mahiro**
An onsen, huh? A hot spring does sound nice.
**[19:55] Kaede**
Doesn't it?
**[19:56] Momiji**
Yeah, going to a hot spring with
Mahiro-chan sounds fun!
**[19:58] Kaede**
A hot spring inn it is!
**[20:05] Mahiro**
Phew, I'm stuffed! That was so good.
**[20:09] Mihari**
See? I knew you'd have fun!
**[20:12] Mahiro**
By the way, about what Kaede said...
**[20:14] Mihari**
Oh, that? Um...
**[20:17] Mahiro**
Honestly, I have no idea what kinda
things you said behind my back,
**[20:22] Mahiro**
but I suppose there's no
point bringing it up now.
**[20:26] Mihari**
I wasn't bad-mouthing you.
**[20:29] Mahiro**
Hm? Did you say something?
**[20:31] Mihari**
Nothing at all.
**[20:37] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[20:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[20:42] Mihari**
Jeez.
**[20:44] Mihari**
Another day loafing about
doing nothing, is it?
**[20:48] Mihari**
You could at least go outside and play!
**[20:51] Mahiro**
Who are you? Mom?!
**[20:53] Mahiro**
Besides, what if I get caught
by another truant officer, huh?!
**[21:00] Mahiro**
Life is so cruel.
**[21:03] Mahiro**
Keeping me locked up at home
playing video games like this.
**[21:08] Mihari**
* He's been making great strides*
* by getting out more recently,*
**[21:13] Mihari**
* but if he keeps this up, he'll*
* be a freeloader his whole life.*
**[21:17] Mahiro**
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
**[21:17] Mihari**
* I was hoping to avoid this, but I*
* think it's time to execute plan B.*
**[21:19] Mahiro**
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
**[21:23] Mihari**
*Where to start...*
**[21:31] Mihari**
Look who it is!
**[21:33] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan? Yeah, she's here!
**[21:36] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[21:38] Mahiro**
Maybe that's Momiji.
**[21:41] Mahiro**
Upsa-daisy.
**[21:45] Mahiro**
Hey, what's up?
**[21:47] Momiji**
Hey, Mahiro-chan!
**[21:48] Mahiro**
Momi—
**[21:49] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[22:01] Mahiro**
Wh-Who the hell—?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Kana Ishida
**[23:38] Asahi**
*See you next time!*
# E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3XW5E/mahiro-goes-back-to-middle-school)
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**[00:09] Ms Mari**
Okay, kids! Take your seats.
**[00:14] Ms Mari**
I'd like to introduce our
new transfer student.
**[00:17] Mahiro**
I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
**[00:20] Mahiro**
M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
**[00:23] Mahiro**
P-Please bear with me while
I get used to everything.
**[00:27] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[00:27] Mahiro**
I-It's nice to meet you all!
**[00:33] Students**
Welcome to the class!
**[00:36] Ms Mari**
Okay then, your seat is by the
window, furthest to the back.
**[00:41] Mahiro**
*Why... Wh-Wh-Why—*
**[00:43] Mahiro**
*Why am I even here?!*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:04] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:10] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
**[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
**[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Wh-Who are they?!
**[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sorry we startled you!
**[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
My friends and I were just on
our way to a parfait place,
**[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji**
so we were wondering if you'd
like to come with us.
**[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Par—?!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari**
You don't say...
**[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
**[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari**
Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
**[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari**
You were just telling me you
had nothing else to do today!
**[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro**
What are you...?
**[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Here! This should cover the parfait.
**[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro**
R-Right...
**[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari**
Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
**[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sure!
**[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji**
Come on, let's get going!
**[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro**
But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
**[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari**
Have fun, you guys!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji**
Let me introduce you guys!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji**
These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi**
I'm Asahi!
**[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm M-Mahiro.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji**
Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
**[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Oh! Sorry!
**[03:33] Miyo**
*I'd heard they were close, but...*
**[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji**
Hm?
**[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi**
So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
given us the lowdown on you.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Mahiron?
**[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo**
She told us how cute and funny you were!
**[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi**
Not to mention...
**[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi**
that you're a good-for-nothing slob
who's scared of strangers!
**[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji**
That's not what I told them at all!
**[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji**
She doesn't mean it, I promise...
**[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro**
It's fine, really!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Besides, she's not wrong.
**[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro**
This is better than having to
pretend to be something I'm not.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi**
Awesome! Glad I could help.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji**
You didn't help one bit.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Wow, harsh!
**[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji**
Well, we've known each other since
elementary school, you know?
**[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi**
Yup!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo**
Don't fret, okay?
**[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo**
They're just kinda stuck with
each other, that's all.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Am I missing something?
**[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara**
Sorry for the wait.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi**
Hey, look at that!
**[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji**
Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Whoa!
**[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji**
They have so many flavors here.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I think this is my first time trying one!
**[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi**
Here, say "ah"!
**[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi**
You can try a bite of mine
as an apology for earlier.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh? Oh...
**[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Ahh...
**[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji**
You can try mine instead!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
**[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi**
Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro**
H-Hey!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji**
Well, mine tastes yummier!
**[05:40] Miyo**
*Thank you for this meal.*
**[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo**
Thank you!
**[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Man, I'm stuffed.
**[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi**
Same!
**[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji**
I'm glad you liked it!
**[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Sorry to butt in on your friend
group, by the way.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi**
But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi**
We should hang out again sometime!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji**
See you later!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi**
Bye-bye!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo**
Bye-bye!
**[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo**
Mahiro-chan!
**[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo**
I'm rooting for you, okay?!
**[06:45] Mahiro**
*I-Is she okay...?*
**[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
**[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari**
How was your girls' day out?
**[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Girls' day out, huh?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro**
The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari**
Hey, that's good!
**[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari**
Say, why don't you go ahead and
take a bath before dinner?
**[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I wonder when I'll see them again...
**[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Now to get dressed...
**[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Hm?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro**
This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Yay!
**[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari**
My old uniform fits you like a glove!
**[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm not interested in being your
dress-up doll again, okay?
**[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari**
Onii-chan, would you sit
down with me for a moment?
**[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro**
What's going on?
**[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari**
I wasn't sure about this either,
**[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari**
but the drug's effects won't
wear off for a while yet,
**[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari**
and you've already started
to make new friends.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Friends?
**[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari**
I've already come up with a
cover story and everything.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro**
A cover story?
**[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro**
W-Wait, don't tell me...
**[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari**
You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
**[08:44] Mahiro**
*And that's how I ended up in this mess.*
**[08:48] Mahiro**
*I really should have put my foot down more.*
**[08:51] Mahiro**
* Who would've thought I'd have*
* to relive middle school...*
**[08:56] Mahiro**
*and as a girl, no less?*
**[09:03] Nodoka**
Hey, can we talk?
**[09:05] Minori**
You're so cute!
**[09:06] Satsuki**
Your hair's pretty, too!
**[09:08] Mai**
Tell us where you're from!
**[09:09] Mahiro**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
**[09:14] Momiji**
Come on, guys!
**[09:16] Momiji**
If you all come at her at once,
she'll never get a word in.
**[09:21] Momiji**
Right, Mahiro-chan?
**[09:26] Mahiro**
Momiji-sama!
**[09:30] Nodoka**
Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
**[09:33] Momiji**
Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
**[09:36] Satsuki**
Gotcha.
**[09:37] Satsuki**
Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
**[09:39] Girls**
Bummer.
**[09:40] Girls**
Let's go, guys.
**[09:40] Girls**
Maybe next time.
**[09:42] Mahiro**
I-I'm free.
**[09:45] Momiji**
This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
**[09:48] Asahi**
Mahiron!
**[09:49] Miyo**
I didn't know we were
going to be classmates!
**[09:51] Asahi**
Same!
**[09:53] Mahiro**
Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
**[09:56] Momiji**
Still, I had no idea.
**[09:59] Momiji**
Must have been tough dropping out and
being homeschooled due to your health.
**[10:03] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:04] Mahiro**
* Oh, was that the cover*
* story Mihari mentioned?*
**[10:07] Mahiro**
Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
**[10:10] Miyo**
Are you sure you're okay?
**[10:12] Miyo**
You look a little pale...
**[10:14] Mahiro**
Don't worry, I'm fine!
**[10:16] Mahiro**
It's probably just a lack of sleep.
**[10:18] Momiji**
School does start pretty early, huh?
**[10:21] Asahi**
Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
**[10:26] Asahi**
Let me share some of my
energy with you, then!
**[10:29] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[10:31] Asahi**
Squeeze.
**[10:33] Asahi**
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:35] Sign**
Waaaaaah
**[10:37] Sign**
Hug
**[10:38] Mahiro**
*Smells just like a summer breeze...*
**[10:42] Momiji**
Get off of her, Asahi!
**[10:45] Asahi**
There, there. You too, Momiji.
**[10:54] Mahiro**
Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
**[10:57] Miyo**
Yeah, she can get pretty
touchy-feely sometimes.
**[10:59] Asahi**
Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
**[11:01] Miyo**
N-No need. I'm good!
**[11:03] Miyo**
I prefer to watch, anyway!
**[11:08] Mahiro**
*Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?*
**[11:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:16] Nodoka**
Once upon a time, there lived
an old bamboo cutter.
**[11:20] Mahiro**
* After that, I made it through*
* class without getting called on.*
**[11:21] Nodoka**
Every day, he would make his way
into the fields and mountains...
**[11:24] Mahiro**
*And though I had been dreading break time,*
**[11:26] Mahiro**
* it went by pretty peacefully with*
* Momiji and the others by my side.*
**[11:35] Mahiro**
I-I made it through unscathed.
**[11:39] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:41] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:42] Momiji**
Let's walk home together!
**[11:44] Mahiro**
Sure!
**[11:49] Momiji**
So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
**[11:52] Momiji**
Were you nervous?
**[11:54] Mahiro**
You guys helped me out so much!
**[11:57] Mahiro**
I don't know what I would
have done without you!
**[12:03] Mahiro**
Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
Gotta go, gotta go!
**[12:40] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?!
**[12:41] Momiji**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[12:43] Asahi**
Girls' bathroom's this way.
**[12:48] Mahiro**
*Damn, that was a close call.*
**[12:51] Mahiro**
*Gotta be more careful.*
**[12:56] Mahiro**
Why'd you guys follow me in here?
**[12:59] Momiji**
What d'ya mean, why?
**[13:08] Mahiro**
*Oh, right...*
**[13:11] Mahiro**
*Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?*
**[13:14] Mahiro**
*I don't think I have the guts for that.*
**[13:21] Momiji**
The desserts they have are really good, too!
**[13:25] Miyo**
You should come with us
next time, Mahiro-chan!
**[13:27] Asahi**
Yeah, you should!
**[13:28] Mahiro**
Almost there...
**[13:30] Mahiro**
Almost there...
**[13:32] Mahiro**
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Almost... Almost...
**[13:38] Momiji**
Are you even listening?
**[13:39] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:41] Momiji**
Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
**[13:44] Sign**
Oyama
**[13:46] Mahiro**
Just in time...
**[13:49] Mahiro**
See ya!
**[13:50] Momiji**
Yeah!
**[13:51] Momiji**
See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:07] Mahiro**
See you tomorrow...
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Wait! Now's not the time!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
**[14:16] Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-cha—
**[14:33] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:34] Asahi**
*Onimai.*
**[14:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:38] Mari & Rin**
*Onimai.*
**[14:43] Mahiro**
Ugh, this sucks...
**[14:47] Mihari**
You say that, but you're
already dressed and ready.
**[14:50] Mahiro**
B-But people would worry if I skipped
the very next day, wouldn't they?!
**[14:55] Mihari**
That's not the real reason, is it?
**[14:58] Mihari**
Here, take your bag.
**[15:02] Mihari**
Look! They're here to pick you up.
**[15:06] Momiji**
Morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[15:08] Kaede**
Your ribbon's crooked.
**[15:11] Mahiro**
Morning!
**[15:13] Mihari**
Take care, now!
**[15:15] Kaede**
Later!
**[15:15] Momiji**
See you later!
**[15:17] Mahiro**
See you later!
**[15:28] Mahiro**
My bag's so heavy...
**[15:30] Kaede**
Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
**[15:33] Momiji**
Build up that stamina.
**[15:35] Kaede**
Well? How's school been?
**[15:39] Mahiro**
I don't really know just yet...
**[15:43] Kaede**
Gotcha!
**[15:44] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
**[15:46] Kaede**
Oh?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
What?
**[15:48] Mahiro**
I wouldn't say that...
**[15:49] Kaede**
C'mon, own it!
**[15:51] Kaede**
You won't be in middle school for long!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
I-I'm beat!
**[15:59] Mahiro**
Just let it be over!
**[16:02] Mahiro**
I should ask Mihari to get her license
and have her drive me instead.
**[16:06] Mahiro**
At this rate, I'll have to
start learning in my sleep.
**[16:11] Mahiro**
What's first period today, anyway?
**[16:15] Kid 1**
Let's get going.
**[16:16] Kid 2**
This'll be fun.
**[16:16] Mahiro**
Gym class, huh?
**[16:20] Mahiro**
So that's why my bag was so heavy.
**[16:25] Momiji**
M-Mahiro-chan?!
**[16:28] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[16:35] Mahiro**
Wh-Whoops, sorry!
**[16:38] Momiji**
Pull yourself together!
**[16:39] Satsuki**
Hey, boys! Quit staring!
**[16:41] Minori**
You jerks!
**[16:42] Yuuta**
I-I wasn't even looking!
**[16:44] Mahiro**
Sorry, my brethren.
**[16:46] Mahiro**
I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
**[16:49] Momiji**
Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Where are we going?
**[16:53] Mahiro**
Don't tell me—
**[16:54] Sign**
Girls' Changing Room
**[16:55] Girl A**
Right?
**[16:57] Girl B**
Same here!
**[16:59] Girl C**
You've lost weight, haven't you?!
**[17:01] Girl C**
You look great!
**[17:02] Mahiro**
*What fresh hell is this?!*
**[17:06] Mahiro**
I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
**[17:09] Mahiro**
The whole place is a minefield!
**[17:12] Mahiro**
There's gotta be a safe
place to look somewhere...
**[17:17] Mahiro**
Oh, the beckoning call
of the flat, open plains.
**[17:22] Mahiro**
Truly a sight for sore eyes.
**[17:26] Mahiro**
Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
**[17:28] Mahiro**
I figured she'd love it in here.
**[17:34] Mahiro**
What are you doing, cooped
up in the corner like that?
**[17:37] Sign**
Girls' Changing Room
**[17:41] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:42] Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
**[17:44] Miyo**
Stop looking at them!
**[17:46] Mahiro**
I'm sorry!
**[17:53] Miyo**
They tend to stand out in my gym
clothes, so it's embarrassing.
**[17:57] Miyo**
At least in winter, I can
cover up with a tracksuit.
**[18:02] Mahiro**
So being stacked has its
downsides, huh?
**[18:04] Mahiro**
Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
**[18:10] Ms Rin**
Okay, kids!
**[18:11] Ms Rin**
Let's start by splitting into
pairs and doing warm-ups!
**[18:15] Miyo**
I hate doing this!
**[18:18] Mahiro**
I'm so sorry!
**[18:24] Mahiro**
This is kinda embarrassing...
**[18:27] Momiji**
Today's the day I take you down!
**[18:29] Asahi**
I'd love to see you try!
**[18:31] Mahiro**
Those two seem to be having fun.
**[18:34] Miyo**
They're both pretty athletic, after all.
**[18:37] Mahiro**
What are we doing after this, anyway?
**[18:40] Miyo**
We're doing marathon training
all month, apparently.
**[18:42] Mahiro**
Dread!
**[18:44] Mahiro**
No way!
**[18:46] Ms Rin**
Gather round!
**[18:49] Ms Rin**
Today, we'll be recording your
times for the 1500-meter run.
**[18:53] Mahiro**
The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
**[18:53] Ms Rin**
You'll be split into two teams:
team one and team two.
**[18:56] Miyo**
Are you all right?
**[18:57] Ms Rin**
First, team one will run the lap
while team two records their times.
**[18:57] Miyo**
You still look a little pale.
**[19:00] Mahiro**
I think my tummy hurts a little.
**[19:00] Ms Rin**
Then you'll switch sides.
**[19:02] Ms Rin**
Remember to write down your heart
rate before and after you run.
**[19:05] Ms Rin**
Your recorded time—
**[19:05] Miyo**
Excuse me!
**[19:06] Ms Rin**
Hm?
**[19:12] Miyo**
Miss, Oyama-san is...
**[19:15] Ms Rin**
Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
**[19:16] Asahi**
What's up?
**[19:17] Miyo**
It's nothing.
**[19:18] Mahiro**
What? Really?
**[19:23] Mahiro**
I have no idea what happened,
but I'm not complaining.
**[19:25] Mahiro**
That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
**[19:31] Mahiro**
You got this, Miyo-chan!
**[19:38] Mahiro**
Momiji's killing it!
**[19:43] Mahiro**
Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
**[19:48] Asahi**
Goal!
**[19:55] Momiji**
How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
**[20:00] Mahiro**
Good job, guys!
**[20:03] Asahi**
Thanks!
**[20:04] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[20:16] Mahiro**
Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
**[20:21] Miyo**
Don't mention it.
**[20:27] Miyo**
Do you have a spare with you?
**[20:30] Miyo**
Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Borrow what?
**[20:35] Mahiro**
Spare of what?
**[20:41] Asahi**
Hey, what are they talking about?
**[20:45] Momiji**
Come on, Asahi.
**[20:47] Asahi**
Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
**[20:47] Momiji**
Let's go get changed.
**[20:49] Asahi**
Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
**[21:01] Mahiro**
So that's what happened.
**[21:03] Mahiro**
I couldn't bring myself
to correct her, you know?
**[21:07] Mahiro**
I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
way to get out of class, huh?
**[21:13] Mihari**
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
**[21:15] Mihari**
You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
You have a point.
**[21:25] Mihari**
Did anything else give you trouble?
**[21:29] Mihari**
Getting changed for gym class
was a little nerve-wracking.
**[21:32] Mihari**
That, and people kept coming up to
me during break asking questions,
**[21:35] Mihari**
so I might have to flesh out
the cover story you gave me.
**[21:38] Mahiro**
They seem to be buying it
for the time being, though.
**[21:39] Mihari**
*I'm glad he seems happy.*
**[21:42] Mihari**
* Maybe middle school was*
* a good idea, after all.*
**[21:45] Mahiro**
Oh, also!
**[21:46] Mahiro**
I noticed the guys stealing glances
at me a couple times, too.
**[21:50] Mihari**
What do you mean? Tell me more!
**[21:53] Mahiro**
Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
**[21:56] Mihari**
An accident?!
**[21:57] Mahiro**
Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
**[21:59] Mihari**
The boys' bathroom?
**[22:00] Mahiro**
Th-Thanks for dinner!
**[22:02] Mihari**
Hey, wait! Come back here!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
**[23:38] Miyo**
See you next time!
# E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXV079/mahiros-role-playing-game)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Oyama
**[00:04] Momiji**
You've—
**[00:05] Sign**
Practice Questions
**[00:08] Momiji**
You've already done them all.
**[00:10] Momiji**
How?! How did you do that?!
**[00:12] Mahiro**
Huh? Oh, um...
**[00:15] Mahiro**
M-My sister tutored me
while I was absent from school...
**[00:20] Momiji**
Oh, right. She's like a doctor
or something, right?
**[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji**
Hm?
**[00:27] Sign**
Mahiro
**[00:27] Mihari**
Hey, you two. I brought
you some refreshments!
**[00:30] Momiji**
Thanks so much!
**[00:32] Mihari**
You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
**[00:35] Momiji**
Yeah, finals start next week.
**[00:39] Momiji**
Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
**[00:43] Mihari**
Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
**[00:47] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[00:53] Momiji**
I hate math. Especially when they
start adding letters to it...
**[00:59] Mihari**
Oh...
**[01:00] Mihari**
Okay, take this question.
**[01:03] Mihari**
Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
**[01:04] Mahiro**
* I forgot it'd just be middle-*
* school-level homework.*
**[01:07] Mahiro**
* Even if it's been a while,*
* this kind of stuff's a breeze.*
**[01:08] Mihari**
So this is the equation here...
**[01:10] Mihari**
Which means we can take this
number and carry it over here...
**[01:11] Mahiro**
*With any luck...*
**[01:13] Momiji**
Okay...
**[01:13] Mahiro**
*I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!*
**[01:13] Mihari**
Now, add those two together.
**[01:15] Mihari**
Then you just divide!
**[01:17] Momiji**
Oh, I get it now!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:40] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:46] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
**[02:58] Momiji**
Ugh, I hate tests.
**[03:02] Momiji**
Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
**[03:04] Momiji**
Being such a smarty-pants!
**[03:08] Momiji**
I dunno about that!
**[03:11] Momiji**
It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
**[03:13] Mahiro**
Good morning!
**[03:19] Mahiro**
What's happened to the bright
and bubbly Asahi I know?!
**[03:22] Miyo**
Tests are her arch-nemesis.
**[03:27] Mahiro**
Ah, another victim of our
test-score-obsessed society.
**[03:31] Mahiro**
She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
**[03:35] Mahiro**
There, there. You'll get through it.
**[03:38] Mahiro**
I know exactly how you feel.
**[03:43] Asahi**
Mahiron. We're gonna get through
makeup exams together, okay?!
**[03:48] Mahiro**
Wha?! Why me?!
**[03:51] Mahiro**
Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
**[03:51] Miyo**
Aren't you gonna separate them?
**[03:53] Momiji**
Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
**[03:53] Mahiro**
We've got this, okay?!
**[03:55] Momiji**
I'll let it slide just this once.
**[04:07] Mahiro**
* I don't think I've ever felt this*
* calm before an exam in my life.*
**[04:13] Sign**
Math
**[04:13] Sign**
Social Studies
**[04:13] Sign**
Science
**[04:13] Ms Mari**
You may begin.
**[04:16] Sign**
Answer Sheet
**[04:23] Mahiro**
*A perfect score would be too suspicious.*
**[04:25] Mahiro**
*I'll mess up a couple on purpose.*
**[04:27] Mahiro**
*All things in moderation, as they say!*
**[04:32] Mahiro**
*She's always dozing off.*
**[04:35] Mahiro**
* I'd feel bad if I let her*
* sleep through this, though.*
**[04:38] Mahiro**
*Poke, poke.*
**[04:46] Mahiro**
*I totally get it, though.*
**[04:48] Mahiro**
*These seats are so warm and cozy.*
**[05:06] Ms Mari**
All right, stop there!
**[05:08] Ms Mari**
Pass your answer sheets
to the person in front!
**[05:14] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:17] Sign**
Answer Sheet
**[05:20] Mahiro**
Wait!
**[05:35] Mahiro**
I-It's over...
**[05:39] Mahiro**
All right!
**[05:40] Mahiro**
Time to make a comeback!
**[05:42] Sign**
Math 8:40-9:30
**[05:42] Sign**
Social Studies 9:40-10:30
**[05:42] Sign**
Science 10:40-11:30
**[05:42] Sign**
Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
**[05:42] Sign**
English 13:20-14:10
**[05:45] Mahiro**
*Huh? Which era?*
**[05:48] Mahiro**
*Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!*
**[05:52] Mahiro**
* Ugh, I forgot all about*
* classical literature!*
**[05:56] Mahiro**
*Oh!*
**[05:58] Mahiro**
*I've got English in the bag.*
**[06:04] Ms Mari**
All right, I'll be handing
back your tests now.
**[06:07] Sign**
Ughhh...
**[06:07] Mahiro**
Ughhh...
**[06:11] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[06:13] Momiji**
Wh-What the—?!
**[06:14] Asahi**
I *knew* I could count on you, Mahiron!
**[06:17] Asahi**
I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
**[06:20] Momiji**
Don't forget me!
**[06:22] Momiji**
I can help teach you!
**[06:26] Momiji**
But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
**[06:30] Momiji**
I like you better this way, anyway.
**[06:36] Mahiro**
*I should've known...*
**[06:38] Momiji**
What? You slept through math?!
**[06:42] Asahi**
What a slob!
**[06:44] Momiji**
That's classic Mahiro-chan,
though, don't you think?
**[06:46] Asahi**
So true!
**[06:47] Mahiro**
*I was getting stressed out over nothing.*
**[06:49] Momiji**
Silly girl!
**[06:55] Mihari**
O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
**[06:59] Mahiro**
I don't mind being stupid,
**[07:01] Mahiro**
but it kinda sucks to fail
on the rote memorization.
**[07:04] Sign**
No gaming!
**[07:04] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll brush up on some
stuff, just in case.
**[07:10] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[07:11] Mihari**
How about I bump up your allowance a little?
**[07:14] Mahiro**
What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
**[07:20] Nemu**
*Onimai...*
**[07:20] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:26] Asahi**
Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
**[07:29] Momiji**
Did you fall asleep again?
**[07:33] Mahiro**
Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
**[07:37] Mahiro**
How come you don't have
a nickname for Momiji?
**[07:40] Miyo**
That is weird, now that you mention it.
**[07:42] Momiji**
Oh, that's right.
**[07:44] Momiji**
You didn't go to the same grade school
as us, so you wouldn't know...
**[07:48] Asahi**
I *did* have a nickname for her back then!
**[07:51] Momiji**
It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
**[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo**
What? Tell us!
**[07:57] Asahi**
I dubbed her...
**[07:58] Asahi**
"Momijiro."
**[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo**
Momijiro...
**[08:03] Sign**
Momi
**[08:03] Sign**
jiro
**[08:05] Miyo**
It kinda suits her.
**[08:07] Asahi**
It's 'cause I thought
she was a boy at first.
**[08:10] Mahiro**
I feel that.
**[08:12] Momiji**
Come on, guys!
**[08:21] Sign**
Japanese 1
**[08:24] Sign**
Japanese
**[08:27] Sign**
Purrcy
**[08:27] Sign**
ATK Magic
**[08:27] Sign**
Fire
**[08:27] Sign**
Lightning
**[08:27] Sign**
Defense
**[08:27] Sign**
Skill
**[08:27] Sign**
1h Weapon Skills
**[08:27] Sign**
Dual Wielding
**[08:27] Sign**
Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
**[08:27] Sign**
Hero
**[08:27] Sign**
1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
**[08:27] Sign**
Greatswords
**[08:30] Mahiro**
I should pick skills that
combo well with each other.
**[08:30] Sign**
Japanese 1
**[08:33] Mahiro**
First, I gotta awaken the
hero's power, though.
**[08:36] Mahiro**
But do I go for a strength or speed build?
**[08:39] Mahiro**
I wanna go home and get back to it!
**[08:45] Momiji**
Hm?
**[08:46] Momiji**
Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
**[08:50] Sign**
Japanese 1
**[08:51] Momiji**
Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
**[08:54] Ms Mari**
Of course!
**[09:04] Momiji**
*W-Wait, what?!*
**[09:12] Momiji**
Seriously!
**[09:14] Momiji**
You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
**[09:16] Mahiro**
Aw, my bad.
**[09:18] Mahiro**
I was just excited to get back
and play the game I got.
**[09:21] Mahiro**
You know *Lost Quest IX*?!
It just came out yesterday!
**[09:24] Mahiro**
It's been so long since they
released the last one, you know?
**[09:28] Momiji**
Gotcha!
**[09:29] Miyo**
Sorry, I don't know that one.
**[09:32] Mahiro**
What?! You don't know *Lost Quest*?!
**[09:36] Asahi**
I know it!
**[09:37] Mahiro**
You do?!
**[09:38] Asahi**
Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
**[09:41] Mahiro**
Right, your big brother...
**[09:43] Miyo**
Boys do love video games.
**[09:46] Asahi**
Right?
**[09:49] Mahiro**
That's right...
**[09:51] Mahiro**
I guess we're all girls here.
**[09:57] Mahiro**
What do girls even talk about?
**[10:01] Momiji**
What?
**[10:02] Mahiro**
Oh, no! I meant, um...
**[10:04] Momiji**
Now that you ask...
**[10:06] Asahi**
Just talk about whatever you feel like!
**[10:09] Asahi**
You look so happy when you
talk about video games.
**[10:13] Asahi**
I think it's cute!
**[10:15] Mahiro**
Asahi...
**[10:18] Mahiro**
You're such a good friend!
**[10:22] Mahiro**
Who's a good girl?
**[10:26] Momiji**
Th-Th-That's...
**[10:29] Momiji**
That's what I was gonna say!
**[10:37] Miyo**
Though if you want girl talk, we
could always talk about romance!
**[10:43] Mahiro**
I have a feeling your idea of
romance is a little different...
**[10:46] Miyo**
No way!
**[10:53] Mahiro**
Everybody's so sweet.
**[10:56] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll tell them more
about it next time.
**[10:58] Mahiro**
Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
discussion about this stuff,
**[11:03] Mahiro**
but that'd be asking too much.
**[11:04] Yuuta**
How far did you get?
**[11:09] Minato**
I think I saved right after
leaving the port town.
**[11:13] Mahiro**
Are you guys talking about *Lost Quest*?
**[11:16] Yuuta**
U-Um... Oyama, right?
**[11:20] Minato**
You play *Lost Quest* too?
**[11:22] Mahiro**
Of course I do!
**[11:24] Mahiro**
I mean, who wouldn't?!
**[11:29] Mahiro**
Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
**[11:32] Yuuta**
No, we don't mind...
**[11:35] Yuuta**
Right?
**[11:36] Minato**
Y-Yeah. No worries.
**[11:39] Mahiro**
S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
**[11:43] Yuuta**
I got, what was it, that
one with the funny name.
**[11:46] Mahiro**
Do you mean Purrcy?
**[11:48] Yuuta**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:50] Mahiro**
Really?! Me too!
**[11:53] Yuuta**
I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
**[11:57] Minato**
Th-That's true.
**[11:59] Mahiro**
Yeah, true.
**[12:00] Mahiro**
That reminds me!
**[12:01] Mahiro**
Remember that enemy you encounter
in the first dungeon?
**[12:04] Mahiro**
That thing gave me the creeps!
**[12:09] Mahiro**
It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
I'm so glad I found people
I can talk to about this!
**[12:16] Mahiro**
Oh! Which entry in the
series is your favorite?
**[12:19] Mahiro**
It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
**[12:21] Minato**
Huh? Six?
**[12:23] Minato**
Sorry, I haven't played that one.
**[12:26] Mahiro**
And you call yourself a fan?
**[12:29] Minato**
I mean, it came out before
I was born, you know?
**[12:31] Minato**
*Before I was born...*
**[12:33] Minato**
*Before I was born...*
**[12:34] Minato**
*Before I was born...*
**[12:35] Minato**
*Before I was born, you know?*
**[12:36] Sign**
Before I was born
**[12:40] Mahiro**
B-B-Before you were... born?
**[12:45] Momiji**
What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
**[12:47] Mahiro**
Oh, nothing.
**[12:49] Mahiro**
I'm fine.
**[12:52] Satsuki**
The boys made her cry!
**[12:54] Minori**
You jerks!
**[12:56] Yuuta & Minato**
What?!
**[13:24] Mahiro**
Oh, right!
**[13:26] Mahiro**
Sorry for earlier!
**[13:34] Yuuta**
Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
**[13:37] Minato**
Yeah.
**[13:42] Sign**
Mahiro has leveled up!
**[13:44] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:48] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:48] Ms Yuriko**
*Onimai.*
**[13:50] Sign**
Home Ec Room
**[13:53] Mahiro**
I love it when we get days
with more practical classes.
**[13:57] Asahi**
Same!
**[13:58] Ms Yuriko**
Okay, kids.
**[14:00] Ms Yuriko**
Next week, we'll finally be putting
your baking knowledge into practice.
**[14:03] Ms Yuriko**
Starting with cookies!
**[14:07] Ms Yuriko**
The school will provide all
the basic ingredients,
**[14:10] Ms Yuriko**
but discuss with your group if
you'd like to bring in your own
**[14:13] Ms Yuriko**
to put your own spin on it.
**[14:16] Mahiro**
Let's go!
**[14:17] Mahiro**
I can't believe we get to
eat cookies at school!
**[14:20] Mahiro**
Gotta love those perks!
**[14:21] Momiji**
We have to make them first, you know?
**[14:23] Mahiro**
Right...
**[14:30] Miyo**
So what kind of cookies
do you guys wanna make?
**[14:34] Mahiro**
Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
**[14:37] Miyo**
I love baking things!
**[14:39] Mahiro**
Wow, we have so much in common!
**[14:41] Mahiro**
I love *eating* baked things!
**[14:44] Mahiro**
Our team's gonna do great!
**[14:46] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan...
**[14:47] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[14:49] Momiji**
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
get my hopes up just yet.
**[14:52] Asahi**
Her heart might be in it,
but her baking's terrible.
**[14:56] Mahiro**
Oh, gotcha...
**[14:58] Miyo**
There's so many choices, I can't decide!
**[15:02] Asahi**
We gotta keep an eye on her.
**[15:04] Momiji**
I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
**[15:06] Momiji**
Let's just gently nudge her
in the right direction.
**[15:09] Mahiro**
Yeah...
**[15:10] Mahiro**
Are you guys good at baking, then?
**[15:22] Momiji**
What kind of cookies should we make?
**[15:25] Mahiro**
I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
**[15:28] Mahiro**
but I don't know if that's a good idea...
**[15:32] Mihari**
Baking is a science, you know?!
**[15:35] Mahiro**
Baking should be more about...
**[15:38] Mahiro**
fun and happy vibes, you know?
**[15:42] Momiji**
Sh-She's so cute...
**[15:45] Momiji**
Oh, in that case, why don't
we ask my sister to teach us?
**[15:51] Mahiro**
That's it!
**[16:00] Momiji**
I'm home!
**[16:01] Momiji**
Are you back, Onee-chan?
**[16:04] Kaede**
I'm over here!
**[16:08] Kaede**
Be a dear and help me up.
**[16:15] Kaede**
W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
**[16:18] Kaede**
Hey! You should text me before
you bring people over!
**[16:20] Kaede**
I need time to make myself presentable...
**[16:23] Momiji**
And this is the lazy-day look.
**[16:26] Mahiro**
Another facet to add to the list!
**[16:29] Kaede**
You wanna bake cookies?
**[16:32] Momiji**
We're gonna be baking
them in class next week.
**[16:34] Momiji**
We wanted to put our own spin on it.
**[16:37] Kaede**
In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
**[16:41] Kaede**
I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
**[16:46] Mahiro**
Thanks, Kaede-chan!
**[16:49] Mahiro**
Sounds kinda lewd...
**[16:51] Kaede**
I gotta restore my honor somehow.
**[16:57] Sign**
Roufl
**[17:01] Kaede**
Truth be told...
**[17:02] Kaede**
I've always wanted to bake
cookies with my little sister.
**[17:06] Momiji**
What? You could've told me!
**[17:08] Kaede**
It'd be no fun if I had to
drag you into it.
**[17:10] Mahiro**
Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
**[17:14] Kaede**
No way.
**[17:16] Kaede**
You're a little sister
to me too, Mahiro-chan.
**[17:26] Kaede**
This reminds me of the time
I taught Mihari how to bake.
**[17:30] Kaede**
She would've been around the
same age as you are now.
**[17:33] Kaede**
She was all excited to try making
cookies for her big brother.
**[17:38] Mahiro**
Now that you mention it,
**[17:40] Mahiro**
I do remember her baking
cookies a lot back then...
**[17:43] Momiji**
She made cookies for us not
too long ago too, remember?
**[17:47] Kaede**
I'm sure they tasted great.
**[17:49] Kaede**
They say the secret ingredient
is love, you know?
**[17:54] Kaede**
Imagining the joy on their face when
you give it to someone special
**[17:57] Kaede**
might just be the key to good baking.
**[18:02] Mahiro**
Someone special, huh?
**[18:09] Miyo**
Did you guys decide on what
our special spin should be?
**[18:12] Mahiro**
Yup!
**[18:13] Mahiro**
The results are in, and the flavor
of choice is black tea!
**[18:17] Asahi**
Black tea, huh?
**[18:19] Momiji**
All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
**[18:21] Miyo**
Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
**[18:25] Sign**
Roufl
**[18:28] Miyo**
Let's get started, then.
**[18:31] Miyo**
First, add the sugar and eggs
to a bowl of melted butter.
**[18:34] Miyo**
Then mix well before adding the flour.
**[18:37] Momiji**
Mixing!
**[18:39] Miyo**
Now, add the tea leaves.
**[18:40] Mahiro**
Adding!
**[18:42] Miyo**
Gently combine...
**[18:44] Asahi**
Combining!
**[18:48] Miyo**
Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
**[18:51] Miyo**
Now it's finally time
to cut out the cookies!
**[18:55] Momiji**
Miyo-chan?!
**[19:01] Asahi**
Safe...
**[19:03] Momiji**
I've got the cookie cutters here.
**[19:06] Miyo**
Great, thanks!
**[19:08] Momiji**
We were about to have massive
cookies on our hands...
**[19:12] Mahiro**
She was so good at giving orders, too...
**[19:19] Miyo**
Now all that's left is to bake them!
**[19:28] Miyo**
All done!
**[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi**
Whoa!
**[19:33] Asahi**
They look like real cookies and everything!
**[19:35] Mahiro**
We didn't burn them either!
I think we did it!
**[19:38] Momiji**
They look really good, too!
**[19:45] Mahiro**
Hurray!
**[19:50] Ms Yuriko**
How did it go, then?
**[19:52] Miyo**
Why don't you try one, Miss?
**[19:55] Ms Yuriko**
Y-Your group made these,
did they, Murosaki-san?
**[20:01] Ms Yuriko**
Goodness me!
**[20:09] Miyo**
Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
**[20:11] Asahi**
Not if you're the one making the—
**[20:15] Momiji**
*Super yummy*! Right, Asahi?!
**[20:18] Asahi**
Super...
**[20:19] Momiji**
Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
**[20:23] Miyo**
So good!
**[20:24] Asahi**
Right?
**[20:25] Momiji**
Good, right?
**[20:29] Mihari**
Welcome home!
**[20:31] Mihari**
You made it through another day!
**[20:35] Mahiro**
Here, these are for you.
**[20:39] Mihari**
Oh? Are these cookies?
**[20:42] Mahiro**
Yeah, black tea flavored.
**[20:44] Mahiro**
You like black tea, don't you?
**[20:45] Mihari**
Right...
**[20:47] Mihari**
I do.
**[20:48] Mahiro**
We...
**[20:50] Mahiro**
We made them in Home Ec today.
**[20:54] Mihari**
*You* made these?!
**[20:56] Mahiro**
They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
**[21:12] Mahiro**
Time to play.
**[21:30] Mihari**
Gosh!
**[21:32] Mihari**
These are just too precious to eat!
**[21:49] Mihari**
Smells just like Earl Grey.
**[21:59] Mihari**
They're perfect.
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
**[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta**
See you next time!
# E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0915X/mahiros-first-girls-sleepover)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Momiji**
Take this!
**[00:02] (Flashback) Miyo**
Why me?!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Momiji**
Gotcha!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan!
**[00:11] (Flashback) Asahi & Momiji**
You guys were wide open!
**[00:15] Mahiro**
*H-How could this happen?*
**[00:18] Mahiro**
* How could such a wonderful*
* night turn out this way?*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:40] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[00:46] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:54] Mahiro**
Winter break rules!
**[01:58] Mahiro**
After many trials and tribulations,
through thick and thin,
***SIGN*** #08 Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
**[02:01] Mahiro**
I've finally reached paradise.
**[02:05] Mahiro**
Now I can slack off to my heart's content!
**[02:10] Mihari**
I knew long breaks from
school would pose an issue.
**[02:13] Mihari**
He'll be back to his old
ways if I don't step in.
**[02:17] Mihari**
I've got it!
**[02:19] Sign**
Chitose Azuma
**[02:19] Sign**
Kaede Hozuki
**[02:20] ---**
Kaede
**[02:20] ---**
You're welcome.
**[02:20] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[02:20] ---**
Don't mention it.
Well, I'm gonna
head to bed now.
Goodnight!
**[02:20] ---**
Goodnight!
**[02:20] ---**
Onii-chan | I'm | Kaede | Okay
**[02:20] ---**
Can Momiji-chan and
**[02:21] ---**
Can Momiji-chan and
**[02:22] ---**
Can Momiji-chan and
**[02:29] Mahiro**
All right!
**[02:31] Mahiro**
Break won't last forever, so
I'd better make the best of it.
**[02:35] Mahiro**
Okay.
**[02:36] Mahiro**
Time to plan out my schedule with a graph.
**[02:42] Mahiro**
I'll wanna sleep in late in the mornings,
**[02:44] Mahiro**
and have plenty of chill time
in the evenings, too.
**[02:46] Mahiro**
So with that in mind...
**[02:48] Sign**
Anime
**[02:48] Sign**
Sleep
**[02:48] Sign**
Eat
**[02:48] Sign**
Video
Games
**[02:48] Sign**
Eat
**[02:48] Sign**
Manga
**[02:51] Mahiro**
I-It's perfect.
**[02:54] Mahiro**
Well, without further ado!
**[02:55] Mahiro**
It's time to play nothing but video
games from now until dinner!
**[02:58] Mihari**
That's no different from
what you normally do.
**[03:01] Mahiro**
It is the will of Gaia that
I indulge in this way.
**[03:04] Mahiro**
It shall be named my Winter Vacation Mode!
**[03:09] Mihari**
Honestly...
**[03:30] Mahiro**
M-Mihari?
**[03:32] Mahiro**
You wanna play with me?
**[03:35] Mihari**
Not today.
**[03:43] Mihari**
Oh, that must be them!
**[03:49] Mahiro**
There's funny business afoot.
**[03:51] Momiji**
Thanks for having us!
**[03:53] Asahi**
Wassup?
**[03:55] Miyo**
Hey there!
**[03:57] Mahiro**
It's an ambush!
**[04:00] Mahiro**
Y-You plan on dragging me
outside again, don't you?!
**[04:03] Mahiro**
I won't go along with it this time, okay?!
**[04:05] Miyo**
But I thought we were
having a sleepover today.
**[04:09] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:10] Momiji**
Weren't you the one who
suggested it, Mahiro-chan?
**[04:12] Asahi & Miyo**
We're coming in!
**[04:15] Mahiro**
A... sleepover?
**[04:18] Mahiro**
Wh-When did I say—
**[04:20] Asahi**
I brought my PJs and everything!
**[04:24] Miyo**
I brought mine too.
**[04:25] Momiji**
Same here!
**[04:26] Miyo**
Oh?
**[04:29] Miyo**
Were you playing a game, Mahiro-chan?
**[04:32] Asahi**
Ooo!
**[04:33] Asahi**
Can we play too, Mahiron?! Can we?!
**[04:36] Mahiro**
Yeah, of course!
**[04:38] Mahiro**
Oh, but this is only a two-player game...
**[04:41] Mihari**
Ta-da!
**[04:43] Mihari**
And now...
**[04:43] Mihari**
Your big sis comes to
the rescue with a gift!
**[04:44] sign**
Family
Go-Kart Racing
**[04:48] Girls**
Whoa!
**[04:50] Mahiro**
You go, Mihari!
**[04:54] Momiji**
Whoa, that was close!
**[04:57] Asahi**
Oh yeah, it's bomb time!
**[04:59] Momiji**
I can just dodge it, you know?
**[05:03] Miyo**
Oh, no! I'm gonna get hit!
**[05:06] Mahiro**
Go, go, go!
**[05:13] Mihari**
Dinner's ready!
**[05:15] Girls**
Coming!
**[05:21] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[05:21] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[05:27] Girls**
Thanks for dinner!
**[05:31] Asahi**
You're such a good cook, Doc!
**[05:34] Mihari**
I told you I'm not a doctor.
**[05:36] Mihari**
All right, bring by your empty plates.
**[05:43] Asahi**
You heard her, Mahiron.
**[05:46] Asahi**
You lost, remember?
**[05:51] Mihari**
Too bad you were the one who
suggested these stakes.
**[05:54] Mahiro**
Come on, I let them win.
**[05:57] Mahiro**
They're our guests, after all.
**[06:02] Mihari**
You seem pretty devastated for
someone who lost on purpose.
**[06:05] Mihari**
See? Aren't games more
enjoyable with friends?
**[06:09] Momiji**
Let's play that game again sometime.
**[06:10] Mahiro**
Th-That... depends on the game.
**[06:11] Asahi**
Yeah!
**[06:12] Miyo**
It was fun, wasn't it?
**[06:14] Momiji**
I wanna play again.
**[06:15] Mihari**
You could just admit it, you know?
**[06:18] Mahiro**
Admit what?
**[06:23] Mahiro**
I'm done...
**[06:24] Momiji**
Nice work!
**[06:25] Miyo**
Good job!
**[06:27] Mahiro**
So do you wanna keep playing?
**[06:29] Momiji**
It's getting late. We'd
bother the neighbors, no?
**[06:32] Asahi**
I worked up a sweat too, so I
kinda wanna take a bath now.
**[06:35] Momiji**
Actually, same.
**[06:37] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[06:39] Mahiro**
Well, I don't mind going last,
so why don't you guys—
**[06:42] Miyo**
Let's go in pairs!
**[06:44] Miyo**
If we go in one at a time, the
water'll get cold before we're done.
**[06:48] Mahiro**
Th-That's a big no-no!
**[06:51] Asahi**
Why's that?
**[06:52] Mahiro**
I-It's just... Um...
**[06:54] Asahi**
Come on, Mahiron! I can
wash your back for you!
**[06:59] Momiji**
I-In that case, I can wash
your hair for you too!
**[07:06] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[07:08] Mahiro**
Um...
**[07:11] Miyo**
Come on, you two. Settle down.
**[07:15] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan!
**[07:17] Miyo**
How about the OG AsaMomi pairing?
**[07:22] Asahi**
Asa?
**[07:23] Momiji**
Momi?
**[07:24] Mahiro**
*It's no use! She's been corrupted!*
**[07:28] Momiji**
You mean Asahi and I should
battle each other for it?
**[07:32] Asahi**
Oh! You wanna go?
**[07:35] Momiji**
All right!
**[07:36] Momiji**
Let's rock-paper-scissors!
**[07:38] Asahi**
Hell yeah! I'm going with rock!
**[07:41] Mahiro**
Hold it, hold it!
**[07:44] Mahiro**
I-I-I'm gonna...
**[07:56] Mihari**
What the—?!
**[07:58] Mahiro**
We're getting in together.
This is your own fault.
**[08:01] Mihari**
H-Huh?!
**[08:21] Mihari**
U-Um...
**[08:23] Mihari**
I don't know how I feel about
you seeing me this close up...
**[08:27] Mahiro**
You've gotten bigger, huh?
**[08:30] Mihari**
Wha?! That's sexual harassment!
**[08:33] Mahiro**
That's not what I meant!
**[08:35] Mahiro**
We used to bathe together when
we were little, remember?
**[08:38] Mahiro**
I was just reminiscing.
**[08:47] Mihari**
Well, you've gotten smaller.
**[08:50] Mahiro**
And whose fault is that?!
**[08:52] Mahiro**
The bath is free! You guys can go now!
**[08:57] Asahi**
Wow!
**[08:59] Miyo**
You're so cute, Mahiro-chan!
**[09:01] Asahi**
You smell good too, Mahiron!
**[09:06] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[09:08] Mahiro**
You're just smelling the shampoo!
**[09:11] Momiji**
Come on, Asahi! It's time for our bath!
**[09:15] Asahi**
Uwaraba!
**[09:19] Momiji**
You too, Miyo-chan!
**[09:21] Miyo**
B-But it'll be too cramped
with the three of us.
**[09:26] Asahi**
Come on, it's a sleepover. We might as well!
**[09:35] Momiji**
You can wash up first, Miyo-chan.
**[09:37] Asahi**
Me and Momiji will go
ahead and get in the tub.
**[09:40] Miyo**
O-Okay...
**[09:54] Miyo**
*This is like my worst nightmare!*
**[09:57] Miyo**
* Though getting to see my pairing*
* interact up close is a treat.*
**[10:01] Momiji**
Blub, blub, blub, blub.
**[10:03] Asahi**
Take this!
**[10:04] Momiji**
It's been so long since we've
bathed together, huh, Asahi?
**[10:08] Momiji**
Do you remember?
**[10:10] Asahi**
Hm?
**[10:11] Momiji**
Back when we first became friends.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Asahi**
My name's Asahi!
**[10:20] (Flashback) Momiji**
I'm Momiji. Nice to meet you!
**[10:29] (Flashback) Asahi**
It's a topknot! You're a samurai!
**[10:31] (Flashback) Asahi**
Nice to meet you, Momijiro!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Momiji**
Mo-mi-ji!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Asahi**
That's so cool! I wish I had a topknot!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Asahi**
Maybe I should put my hair up too.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Momiji**
You're so weird.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Momiji**
Here, I have an idea.
**[10:56] (Flashback) Momiji**
See? Pretty cute, huh?
**[11:18] (Flashback) Asahi**
Hup!
**[11:21] (Flashback) Asahi**
Take that!
**[11:25] (Flashback) Momiji & Asahi**
Yay!
**[11:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
Wanna take a bath?
**[11:32] (Flashback) Asahi**
Sure!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Momiji**
Is it okay if we go in together?
**[11:40] (Flashback) Momiji**
Oh! Did you not want to?
**[11:42] (Flashback) Asahi**
N-No, it's okay.
**[11:45] (Flashback) Asahi**
I bathe with my big brother all the time.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Asahi**
Is yours gonna grow in later?
**[11:58] (Flashback) Momiji**
What?
**[12:03] Asahi**
I know we were little, but
that was still pretty rude.
**[12:08] Miyo**
My goodness.
**[12:11] Asahi**
We used to wash each other too, huh?
**[12:16] Miyo**
May I request a reenactment?!
**[12:20] Asahi**
All right, then, Miyo-chin.
**[12:22] Miyo**
Huh?
**[12:23] Asahi**
C'mere and I'll wash you.
**[12:25] Miyo**
I-I didn't mean me...
**[12:28] Asahi**
Come on, now! Don't be shy!
**[12:39] Miyo**
That actually feels kinda nice...
**[12:41] Asahi**
I used to wash my brother's
back all the time, you know?
**[12:47] Asahi**
Okay, now reach for the sky!
**[12:50] Asahi**
Gotta get your underarms!
**[13:15] Asahi**
I wasn't expecting that.
**[13:20] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:20] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
**[13:24] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:24] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[13:26] Sign**
Mahiro
**[13:28] Mahiro**
You really think we should be
sleeping in the same room?
**[13:32] Mihari**
That's the whole point of a
sleepover, don't you think?
**[13:35] Mihari**
Or would you rather sleep
with your big sister too?
**[13:38] Mahiro**
I said I'm sorry about the bath thing, okay?
**[13:41] Mihari**
I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[13:43] Mihari**
I know for a fact you're
harmless, after all.
**[13:45] Mahiro**
You say that like I'm some wild animal.
**[13:56] Asahi**
Futons!
**[14:00] Asahi**
This is so exciting!
**[14:02] Mahiro**
Asahi! You're in the way!
**[14:06] Mihari**
Was it cramped, being
in the bath together?
**[14:09] Momiji**
It was totally fine!
**[14:11] Momiji**
Th-Though we did have a small incident...
**[14:19] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[14:21] Mahiro**
You look so grown-up, Miyo-chan!
**[14:24] Miyo**
I'm an observer, not a participant, okay?!
**[14:28] Mahiro**
*Huh?*
**[14:29] Momiji**
Just try and give her a little space.
**[14:32] Mahiro**
*What the hell happened in that bath?*
**[14:35] Mihari**
Well, you're all set, so have fun.
**[14:37] Mihari**
Don't stay up all night, okay?
**[14:40] Asahi**
See ya later, Doc!
**[14:42] Momiji**
Goodnight!
**[14:46] Asahi**
Okay, what now? What are we doing?!
**[14:49] Momiji**
Whoa, there!
**[14:50] Momiji**
Let's decide who's sleeping where first.
**[14:54] Mahiro**
I'll sleep here.
**[14:55] Mahiro**
This one's mine, anyway.
**[14:58] Asahi**
Then I'll take the one next to hers!
**[15:03] Momiji**
No fair!
**[15:05] Momiji**
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it this time!
**[15:08] Asahi**
Hell yeah! I'm going with scissors!
**[15:12] Momiji & Asahi**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[15:15] Momiji**
It's Asahi. I should have
known I was overthinking it.
**[15:19] Asahi**
Honesty wins again!
**[15:21] Momiji**
Be careful, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:23] Momiji**
Asahi's a nightmare to sleep next to.
**[15:25] Mahiro**
Wha? Really? Aw, man...
**[15:28] Asahi**
I'll be good, I promise.
**[15:32] Asahi**
Take this!
**[15:35] Momiji**
You little...
**[15:37] Momiji**
You've done it now!
**[15:39] Asahi**
Whoops.
**[15:42] Mahiro**
Hey...
**[15:43] Mahiro**
This isn't a field trip, you know?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
That's it!
**[15:49] Asahi**
We got her mad!
**[15:49] Momiji**
Sorry, Mahiro-chan!
**[16:03] Asahi**
Take this! Vanishing pillow!
**[16:08] Mihari**
Keep it down, will you?!
**[16:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Asahi**
*Onimai.*
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:20] Momiji**
This is all your fault, Asahi.
**[16:22] Asahi**
You were being loud too, you know?
**[16:25] Mahiro**
Let's just try to keep it
down from now on, okay?
**[16:30] Miyo**
Then...
**[16:31] Miyo**
It's finally time for some girl talk!
**[16:34] Mahiro**
Oh, you're back with us, Miyo-chan?
**[16:37] Miyo**
Chatting is the best part of a sleepover!
**[16:40] Mahiro**
I see.
**[16:42] Mahiro**
Chatting's not really my thing...
**[16:47] Miyo**
Hey, hey! What do you
guys wanna talk about?
**[16:49] Miyo**
Romance, right? It's gotta be romance.
**[16:51] Asahi**
Well then, allow me to take the lead.
**[16:54] Girls**
Huh?!
**[16:56] Asahi**
I'll tell you a fearsome tale...
**[17:00] Asahi**
of the Pillow Flipper spirit!
**[17:05] Asahi**
This is a true story of my
many encounters with it.
**[17:11] Asahi**
Every night, when I'm asleep,
it appears before my pillow.
**[17:21] Slime**
Pillow, pillow, pillow...
**[17:23] Asahi**
It takes your pillow from under your head,
**[17:26] Asahi**
and even moves you around in your sleep.
**[17:41] Mahiro**
This is girl talk?
**[17:43] Miyo**
That's just a spooky campfire story.
**[17:50] Momiji**
Asahi, you dummy!
**[17:52] Momiji**
Why'd you have to bring
up such a scary story?!
**[17:55] Mahiro**
H-Hey now, weren't you listening?
**[17:57] Mahiro**
That wasn't scary at all!
**[17:59] Momiji**
La-la-la! I'm not listening!
**[18:01] Asahi**
I didn't think she'd react *this* badly...
**[18:03] Mahiro**
So you already knew she didn't like them?
**[18:05] Mahiro**
That's pretty mean, you know?
**[18:09] Momiji**
I'm going to sleep!
**[18:11] Asahi**
I'm sorry!
**[18:13] Miyo**
Aw! What about our romance talk?
**[18:15] Mahiro**
* Momiji can be pretty cute*
* sometimes too, huh?*
**[18:20] Mahiro**
I'm turning off the light now!
**[18:22] Asahi & Miyo**
Okay!
**[18:40] Momiji**
*I really need to go to the bathroom...*
**[18:43] Momiji**
*This is all Asahi's fault!*
**[18:47] Momiji**
*I'll just have to hold it in till morning.*
**[18:53] Mahiro**
So cold...
**[18:58] Mahiro**
Where'd my comforter go?
**[19:07] Mahiro**
She really is a nightmare
to sleep next to...
**[19:16] Mahiro**
It's no use! She's sound asleep!
**[19:19] Mahiro**
I'm gonna catch a cold at this rate.
**[19:25] Mahiro**
I give up.
**[19:27] Mahiro**
Time for an emergency evac.
**[19:31] Mahiro**
Momiji...
**[19:38] Sign**
The Pillow Flipper
**[19:39] Momiji**
*The Pillow Flipper?!*
**[19:45] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[20:01] Mahiro**
S-Sorry about that. Really.
**[20:08] Mahiro**
D-Don't beat yourself up about it!
**[20:11] Mahiro**
It was my fault, anyway.
**[20:13] Mahiro**
Just leave the rest to me.
**[20:15] Mahiro**
You can head back and use
my futon instead, okay?
**[20:18] Momiji**
O-Okay...
**[20:20] Momiji**
Where will you sleep, though, Mahiro-chan?
**[20:23] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[20:25] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[20:25] Sign**
Mihari
**[20:37] Mihari**
Wha?! What's going on?
**[20:39] Mihari**
Why are you here?
**[20:40] Mahiro**
Please, no questions at this time.
**[20:47] Mahiro**
Goodnight!
**[21:00] Mahiro**
Wow, this is so embarrassing!
**[21:03] Mahiro**
I must have drunk too much
before bed, you know?
**[21:09] Mihari**
So that's what happened.
**[21:11] Mihari**
Well, you live and you learn.
**[21:16] Momiji**
You didn't have to take the
blame for me, you know?
**[21:19] Mahiro**
No worries, I got you.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
It'll be our little secret.
**[21:23] Momiji**
Y-You're sure?
**[21:28] Momiji**
Well, thank you.
**[21:30] Mahiro**
It's no biggie.
**[21:32] Miyo**
*Interesting. Very interesting.*
**[21:41] Mihari**
Wait...
**[21:42] Mihari**
Where's Asahi-chan?
**[21:44] Miyo**
She's still sleeping upstairs.
**[21:47] Momiji**
Asahi's never been much of a morning person.
**[22:02] Asahi**
The Pillow Flipper strikes again!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro Rings in the New Year
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration:Toshiyuki Sato
**[23:38] Asahi & Miyo**
See you next time!
**[23:39] ---**
# E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX98D2/mahiro-rings-in-the-new-year)
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**[00:00] Sign**
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**[00:00] Sign**
Christmas in Your City
**[00:00] Reporter**
*Look at these stunning winter lights!*
**[00:04] Reporter**
* The streets are just bustling with*
* couples enjoying the Christmas spirit.*
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Christmas in Your City
**[00:08] Reporter**
*Aren't you two a happy couple?*
**[00:10] Man**
*Why, thank you.*
**[00:10] Mahiro**
Ugh, just kill me now.
**[00:11] Man**
* Getting to see the lights with my*
* girlfriend is a dream come true.*
**[00:14] Reporter**
*She seems to be a little camera shy.*
**[00:17] Man**
*Hey, stop! Come on, quit it!*
**[00:18] Mahiro**
On days like these, at least we've
got video games to keep us company.
**[00:19] Reporter**
*Quick, get a close-up!*
**[00:22] Mahiro**
Right, Mihari?
**[00:24] Mihari**
Don't lump me in with you.
**[00:27] Mihari**
Besides, I happen to have a date.
**[00:33] Mahiro**
Say what?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:59] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:05] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #09 Mahiro Rings in the New Year
**[02:29] Momiji**
S-So...
**[02:31] Momiji**
What made you call me out
here today of all days?
**[02:35] Mahiro**
It's a date! What else?!
**[02:37] Momiji**
What?!
**[02:38] Mahiro**
Since when did Mihari have the time?
**[02:40] Mahiro**
I gotta see this sweet-talker
with my own two eyes.
**[02:42] Momiji**
O-Oh, you meant hers...
**[02:46] Mahiro**
I need you to be my escort.
Too many people, you know?
**[02:56] Mahiro**
S-Someone's coming!
**[02:59] Kaede**
Sorry!
**[03:01] Kaede**
I got caught up!
**[03:05] Mihari**
The audacity!
**[03:06] Kaede**
I'm sorry, okay?
**[03:08] Mihari**
What took you so long?
**[03:09] Kaede**
It took me a bit to get ready.
**[03:09] Momiji**
Wait... Onee-chan?
**[03:11] Mihari**
Fine, I'll let it slide.
**[03:14] Kaede**
Thanks, bestie.
**[03:14] Mahiro**
Jeez!
**[03:16] Mihari**
'Course. Come on, let's go!
**[03:16] Mahiro**
I knew it couldn't have been a real date!
**[03:18] Kaede**
Yeah!
**[03:20] Mahiro**
Honestly, what was she
thinking calling it that?
**[03:23] Momiji**
You really love your sister, huh?
**[03:25] Mahiro**
Welp, that's a relief.
**[03:27] Mahiro**
Time to head home.
**[03:29] Momiji**
What?!
**[03:31] Momiji**
W-We're here now anyway.
**[03:33] Momiji**
Why don't we follow them
a little while longer?
**[03:37] Momiji**
M-Maybe there's more to their
relationship than meets the eye!
**[03:40] Mahiro**
Who are you, Miyo-chan?
**[03:45] Mahiro**
Still, I guess it would be
rude of me to call it off
**[03:48] Mahiro**
after she came all this way out for me...
**[03:53] Mahiro**
Okay, you're on!
**[03:55] Mahiro**
The pursuit continues!
**[03:57] Momiji**
Hurray!
**[03:58] Kaede**
They'll love it!
**[04:04] Mihari**
Something wrong?
**[04:05] Kaede**
Oh, just my imagination.
**[04:07] Kaede**
Shall we go?
**[04:10] Kaede**
There are so many places to check out!
**[04:13] Mihari**
For real! Where should we start?
**[04:28] Employee**
Sorry for the wait!
**[04:48] Mihari & Kaede**
Ready, go!
**[04:53] Kaede**
Well?
**[04:54] Mihari**
It's perfect!
**[05:00] Mahiro**
Looks like two friends shopping to me.
**[05:03] Momiji**
I figured.
**[05:06] Mahiro**
Tailing them is starting
to get a little old.
**[05:09] Mahiro**
I'm getting tired too. Wanna head back?
**[05:11] Momiji**
Wait, but... uh...
**[05:13] Momiji**
Oh, I know! Why don't we
do some shopping too?!
**[05:17] Momiji**
You could pick stuff out for me!
**[05:19] Mahiro**
What?!
**[05:21] Momiji**
Come on! You always seem to know what to wear.
**[05:24] Mahiro**
O-Okay...
**[05:26] Mahiro**
Hang on. Now it's like
*we're* the ones on a date!
**[05:30] Mahiro**
Momiji's bound to be mistaken
for my boyfriend, too.
**[05:33] Momiji**
Hey! What about something like this?
**[05:36] Momiji**
Look!
**[05:44] Momiji**
N-No way! Absolutely not!
**[05:47] Momiji**
Fine, if this is how it has to be...
**[05:56] Mahiro**
She looks cute! Hurray!
**[06:02] Momiji**
The skirt's too short, though!
**[06:06] Mahiro**
No one's gonna mistake her for a boy now.
**[06:09] Momiji**
Can't you pick out something less feminine?
**[06:12] Mahiro**
No! That's the whole point!
**[06:14] Momiji**
What?
**[06:16] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[06:17] Mahiro**
Here! Try this one on, too!
**[06:19] Momiji**
Really?! But I'm not into frilly stuff!
**[06:22] Mahiro**
Come on! You might as well!
**[06:25] Momiji**
Wait a sec, Mahiro-chan!
**[06:25] Mahiro**
Just trust me, okay?
**[06:29] Mihari**
Wait. Onii—
**[06:31] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan? What brings you here?
**[06:34] Mahiro**
Shoot! They found us!
**[06:35] Kaede**
You've been following us the
whole time, haven't you?
**[06:38] Mahiro**
You noticed, huh?
**[06:40] Mahiro**
Nothing gets past you, Kaede-chan.
**[06:42] Kaede**
Momiji's with you too, isn't she?
**[06:44] Kaede**
Where could she be?
**[06:45] Mihari**
What? You're on a date?
**[06:47] Mahiro**
As *if*!
**[06:50] Kaede**
Aha!
**[06:52] Mahiro**
Wait! She's—
**[06:53] Kaede**
Let's look behind curtain number one!
**[07:03] Kaede**
My goodness...
**[07:06] Mihari**
She's adorable!
**[07:07] Kaede**
Totally! Cute as a button!
**[07:13] Momiji**
On second thought, I'm kinda feeling this!
**[07:15] Mihari**
Um...
**[07:16] Mahiro**
Oh, no! She's having an awakening!
**[07:26] Mihari**
Well, we got what
we came for on our end.
**[07:29] Mihari**
What shall we do now?
**[07:31] Kaede**
Why don't we hang out for a bit?
**[07:33] Kaede**
Can't go wasting an opportunity like this.
**[07:35] Kaede**
Can we, Mahiro-chan?
**[09:51] Kaede**
I'm so glad I got to see this with you guys!
**[10:08] Mihari**
We're home!
**[10:11] Mihari**
Look at you, you go-getter!
**[10:14] Mihari**
Since when did you two start dating?
**[10:16] Mahiro**
Quit joking around, will you?
**[10:18] Mahiro**
Why'd you lie about having a date, anyway?!
**[10:21] Mahiro**
You could've just *told* me you and
Kaede-chan were going shopping!
**[10:25] Mihari**
Don't tell me... you were worried about me?
**[10:28] Mahiro**
Perish the thought!
**[10:35] Mihari**
Hey, I'm sorry.
**[10:36] Mihari**
I did have a reason for
keeping it from you, though.
**[10:40] Mihari**
I had Kaede help me pick something out.
**[10:57] Mihari**
Merry Christmas, Onii-chan!
**[11:16] Mihari**
I wanted to surprise you!
**[11:25] Mahiro**
*Honestly...*
**[11:27] Mahiro**
*She really had me fooled.*
**[11:28] Mihari**
Oh, and FYI...
**[11:31] Mihari**
We got a matching one for Momiji-chan, too.
**[11:32] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:35] Mahiro**
Why would you do that?
**[11:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:45] ---**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:45] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:49] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:49] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:50] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:54] Sign**
Happy New Year
**[12:01] Mihari**
Here, open wide.
**[12:05] Mahiro**
You really pulled out all the stops.
**[12:07] Mahiro**
You got the kotatsu out and everything.
**[12:10] Mihari**
Well, I thought we should at least
have it out for New Year's.
**[12:13] Mihari**
I can't believe the year's almost over.
**[12:22] Sign**
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**[12:22] Sign**
Celebrating the New Year around Japan
**[12:22] Announcer**
*Happy New Year!*
**[12:25] Announcer**
*Coming up...*
**[12:25] Mihari**
It's midnight, Onii-chan!
**[12:25] Announcer**
* We'll be taking a look at the New*
* Year's celebrations around Japan.*
**[12:28] Mihari**
Happy New Year!
**[12:31] Mahiro**
Happy New Year!
**[12:35] Mahiro**
Can I get my New Year's
money now, sister dearest?
**[12:39] Mihari**
Of course, sweetie!
**[12:43] Mahiro**
Easy win, guys.
**[12:52] Mahiro**
That's way too few zeros! I'm in
middle school now, you know?!
**[12:55] Mihari**
No, you're a grown adult, Onii-chan.
**[12:58] Mahiro**
Oh, that's right...
**[13:00] Mihari**
He's starting to lose it...
**[13:02] Mihari**
Here's hoping life as a girl
treats you well this year too!
**[13:04] Mihari**
You got this!
**[13:06] Mahiro**
I'll turn back to normal someday! I swear!
**[13:13] Mahiro**
Ah, what a wonderful New
Year's Day for staying in.
**[13:24] Mahiro**
I'm hungry.
**[13:26] Mihari**
Morning! I made mochi soup.
**[13:35] Mahiro**
We're not having osechi?
**[13:37] Mihari**
It's a hassle to prep, you know?
**[13:39] Mihari**
Were you looking forward to it?
**[13:40] Mahiro**
Not really. I think I can live without it.
**[13:46] Mahiro**
As long as I can stuff my face
and nap all day, I'll be happy.
**[13:53] Mihari**
Being productive has its
rewards too, you know?
**[13:56] Mihari**
But still...
**[13:59] Mihari**
I guess it is nice to kick your
feet up every once in a while.
**[14:02] Mahiro**
Oh?
**[14:03] Mahiro**
So you finally see where I'm coming from!
**[14:05] Mahiro**
Look at you! I'm so proud!
**[14:11] Mihari**
B-Be that as it may!
**[14:14] Mihari**
Come, Onii-chan. It's time to get dressed.
**[14:19] Mahiro**
W-Wait, don't tell me...!
**[14:35] Mihari**
We gotta ring in the new year!
**[14:37] Mahiro**
It's the most crowded place
you could have taken me...
**[14:48] Mahiro**
Hey, look, shrine maidens.
**[14:51] Mihari**
Come on, snap out of it!
**[14:53] Mihari**
Quit retreating to your happy place!
**[14:55] Mihari**
I prepared a little incentive for you.
**[14:58] Mahiro**
You did?
**[15:00] Kaede**
Oh, there they are!
**[15:01] Kaede**
Happy New Year!
**[15:03] Mahiro**
My incentive is *here*!
**[15:06] Mihari**
You look stunning, Kaede!
**[15:09] Kaede**
I managed to score a cute rental.
**[15:17] Mahiro**
I-Is she a samurai?
**[15:19] Kaede**
She refused to wear anything else...
**[15:22] Momiji**
Don't I look cool?
**[15:24] Mahiro**
Oh, she must be going through a phase.
**[15:28] Mahiro**
I hope you find yourself soon. All the best.
**[15:33] Kaede**
Let's get going, then!
**[15:35] Kaede**
We gotta get in line.
**[15:36] Mahiro & Momiji**
Coming!
**[15:41] Kaede**
You should've worn a kimono too, Mihari!
**[15:44] Mahiro**
Yeah!
**[15:45] Mahiro**
How come you get to dress
normally and I don't?
**[15:47] Mihari**
I-I wouldn't look good in one anyway...
**[15:55] Kaede**
We finally made it!
**[16:01] Kaede**
I better get my money's worth
for standing in line so long!
**[16:04] Momiji**
Now you're just being greedy.
**[16:07] Mihari**
I wish for my brother to
live a respectable life.
**[16:10] Momiji**
I wish that we can all stay
close with each other.
**[16:14] Mihari**
Go on!
**[16:15] Mihari**
You too, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:16] Mahiro**
R-Right...
**[16:21] Mahiro**
*I wish...*
**[16:35] Sign**
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**[16:35] Sign**
No. 50
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**[16:35] Sign**
Omikuji
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Great Blessing
**[16:35] Sign**
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Fortune
**[16:38] Mihari**
Yay! I got the best one!
**[16:40] Mahiro**
Pretty weird for a science geek to
get all excited about her fortune.
**[16:44] Mihari**
Doesn't mean I can't participate!
**[16:47] Asahi**
Hey, wait...
**[16:48] Asahi**
Which is better? A small
blessing or a great one?
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Asahi?
**[16:54] Miyo**
Wait, Mahiro-chan?
**[16:59] Mahiro**
Hey, Miyo-chan! Hey, Asahi!
**[17:01] Miyo & Asahi**
Happy New Year!
**[17:02] Girls**
Happy New Year!
**[17:05] Miyo**
Your kimono's so cute!
**[17:07] Mahiro**
Oh, shush! So is yours, Miyo-chan!
**[17:10] Asahi**
So we meet again, Momijiro!
**[17:14] Miyo**
Why are you in men's hakama?
**[17:16] Momiji**
W-Well, you know...
**[17:18] Momiji**
I think they look cool...
**[17:21] Kaede**
The little ones are all here!
**[17:24] Asahi**
I know!
**[17:25] Asahi**
Bet you can't beat me at target shooting!
**[17:26] Momiji**
Hey!
**[17:29] Momiji**
You gotta save me, Mahiro-chan!
**[17:31] Miyo**
Oh, my...
**[17:33] Kaede**
Oh la la...
**[17:46] Sign**
A Precious World
**[17:46] Sign**
To A New Year
**[17:46] Sign**
A Clear Sky
**[18:00] Asahi**
I think I'm hungry.
**[18:02] Miyo**
Wanna get something from the food stalls?
**[18:04] Asahi**
I don't have any more money!
**[18:06] Kaede**
Then why not come over to our place?
**[18:08] Kaede**
I went overboard on the osechi, anyway.
**[18:10] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi?!
**[18:13] Mahiro**
Let's go! What are we waiting for?!
**[18:15] Mahiro**
*O.*
**[18:15] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[18:16] Kaede**
*Ni.*
**[18:16] Miyo**
*Ma.*
**[18:17] Momiji**
*I.*
**[18:17] Sign**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[18:21] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[18:23] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi!
**[18:26] Kaede**
It's a good thing you guys are here.
**[18:28] Kaede**
I may have made a little too much.
**[18:30] Momiji**
I told you you were overworking yourself!
**[18:33] Mihari**
New Year's isn't quite the
same without it, huh?
**[18:35] Mihari**
Maybe I should have made some after all.
**[18:39] Miyo**
Every osechi dish has a special
meaning behind it, right?
**[18:43] Mihari**
Rolled konbu represents
"yorokobu," or happiness.
**[18:46] Asahi**
I get it! Yorokonbu!
**[18:52] Mihari**
And black beans...
**[18:54] Mihari**
bring good health so that you can work hard.
**[18:56] Mahiro**
All right!
**[18:57] Mahiro**
Good luck working hard, then, Onee-chan!
**[19:03] Mihari**
And since rolled omelettes resemble scrolls,
they're said to bring academic success.
**[19:07] Mihari**
So good luck with your studies, Mahiro-chan!
**[19:10] Momiji**
Here!
**[19:12] Mahiro**
Th-Thank you...
**[19:22] Girls**
Thanks for the meal!
**[19:26] Kaede**
I'm happy you liked it!
**[19:28] Kaede**
We have amazake too, if you want.
**[19:31] Mihari**
I don't think I've ever tried it!
**[19:33] Asahi**
You're still too young
to drink alcohol, Doc!
**[19:36] Miyo**
Actually, it's generally okay
for minors to drink it.
**[19:38] Miyo**
In small amounts, that is.
**[19:39] Miyo**
Since the alcohol is cooked off anyway.
**[19:41] Mahiro**
Yeah, so it's totally legal.
**[19:43] Kaede**
There you go. Try some.
**[19:56] Mahiro**
Um...
**[19:58] Mahiro**
Mihari?
**[20:04] Mihari**
Onii-chan!
**[20:08] Mahiro**
W-Watch it, you dummy!
**[20:10] Mahiro**
There are people around!
**[20:12] Kaede**
What? Just from amazake?!
**[20:14] Kaede**
Come on, claws off.
**[20:16] Kaede**
She's your sister, remember?
**[20:18] Mihari**
Boo!
**[20:20] Mihari**
Then I'll take you instead!
**[20:28] Mahiro**
She's on a drunken rampage!
**[20:31] Mahiro**
Everyone, fall back!
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Take refuge in Momiji's room
before she can launch an attack!
**[20:40] Mahiro**
You too, Miyo-chan! Hurry!
**[20:42] Miyo**
I can't. I'm...
**[20:46] Miyo**
My eyes are locked on, and I can't move!
**[20:52] Mahiro**
No! Miyo-chan!
**[20:54] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan!
**[21:04] Asahi**
She's awake!
**[21:05] Momiji**
A-Are you all right?
**[21:08] Mihari**
Huh?
**[21:09] Mihari**
What happened just now?
**[21:14] Kaede**
You're banned from alcohol
for life, that's what.
**[21:20] Miyo**
Onee-sama!
**[21:40] Mihari**
It's been a while since we've gotten
to spend New Year's like this, huh?
**[21:44] Mahiro**
You're right.
**[21:47] Mihari**
So what exactly did you pray
for back at the shrine?
**[21:51] Mahiro**
What? Uh... It's a secret.
**[21:53] Mihari**
But I wanna know!
**[21:55] Mihari**
Come on, tell me!
**[21:56] Mahiro**
Quit nagging!
**[21:57] Mihari**
Honestly...
**[21:59] Mihari**
I haven't the faintest idea.
**[23:34] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Okorinashiyo (Mystery Anime Group)
**[23:38] Mahiro & Mihari**
See you next time!
**[23:39] ---**
# E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKGM4K/mahiro-ponders-boobs-and-identity)
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**[00:10] Mahiro**
Today's the start of our third term, huh?
**[00:17] Mahiro**
It's freezing!
**[00:20] Mahiro**
And making us wear skirts even in winter?!
**[00:22] Mahiro**
How do they expect me
to stay warm in this?!
**[00:27] Momiji**
Oh, Mahiro-chan!
**[00:31] Kaede**
Morning!
**[00:33] Mahiro**
Good morning!
**[00:34] Momiji**
Good morning!
**[00:36] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan! Your legs!
**[00:38] Mahiro**
Aren't you cold?!
**[00:40] Kaede**
You betcha I am!
**[00:42] Kaede**
But beauty is pain, as they say.
**[00:44] Kaede**
Gotta show off these rockin'
legs while I still got 'em!
**[00:47] Mahiro**
I never realized.
**[00:48] Mahiro**
Girls are true heroes.
Thank you for your service.
**[00:51] Momiji**
I don't know how she does it.
**[00:53] Momiji**
It's so cold, I had to leave my hair down.
**[00:56] Kaede**
Wait!
**[00:57] Kaede**
You're wearing the scarf, Mahiro-chan!
**[01:00] Kaede**
Mihari and I picked it out together!
**[01:03] Mahiro**
Oh, that's right.
**[01:05] Mahiro**
Now we're matching, huh?
**[01:08] Momiji**
This feels kinda weird!
**[01:11] Kaede**
Who cares? You two are besties, aren't you?
**[01:14] Momiji**
C'mon, Onee-chan! Knock it off!
**[01:15] Mahiro**
*Still, when we show up like this...*
**[01:17] Mahiro**
*Miyo-chan's gonna go nuts!*
**[01:17] Kaede**
At least let me take a picture!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:37] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:43] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #10 Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
**[02:54] Miyo**
Oh, my!
**[02:56] Miyo**
Why, what's this?
**[02:57] Miyo**
My gosh, what a pleasant surprise!
**[02:59] Mahiro**
Yup, I called it.
**[03:02] Asahi**
Aw, neat!
**[03:03] Asahi**
Maybe I should get a matching one, too!
**[03:06] Miyo**
Asahi-chan.
**[03:07] Miyo**
It's only neat because
*they're* the ones matching.
**[03:10] Miyo**
Are we *clear*?
**[03:12] Momiji**
Besides, you never wear scarves anyway.
**[03:17] Asahi**
You've got a point.
**[03:19] Mahiro**
And you're always wearing shorts when
you're not in your school uniform.
**[03:22] Asahi**
Yeah, I never get cold.
**[03:26] Asahi**
And as usual, I'm not wearing
anything under my skirt.
**[03:31] Momiji**
That phrasing...
**[03:32] Mahiro**
You're so devil-may-care.
**[03:34] Mahiro**
I had to put warm fleece
leggings on under mine.
**[03:37] Mahiro**
See?
**[03:42] Satsuki**
Quit staring, boys!
**[03:44] Minori**
You jerks!
**[03:45] Minato**
W-Wait, but!
**[03:45] Minato**
W-We weren't!
**[03:47] Yuuta**
I wasn't even looking!
**[03:49] Satsuki**
Hey, wait!
**[03:50] Minori**
Get back here!
**[03:51] Minori**
Quit running away!
**[03:53] Satsuki**
Come back!
**[03:53] Momiji**
I swear, you can be so careless sometimes.
**[03:57] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[03:59] Mahiro**
I-I didn't know my voice
could go that high...
**[04:02] Mahiro**
* I-Is this what it feels like*
* when girls get self-conscious?!*
**[04:06] Mahiro**
*Not good! This is not good!*
**[04:08] Mahiro**
*I've gone too deep undercover!*
**[04:10] Mahiro**
*I gotta reclaim my masculinity!*
**[04:13] Mahiro**
Bare-naked legs!
**[04:15] Momiji**
Wh-What's the matter?
**[04:17] Asahi**
You good?
**[04:19] Mahiro**
Ah, the bare-naked leg.
**[04:22] Mahiro**
What a sight to behold!
**[04:23] Mahiro**
Especially the legs of the girls
braving the cold winter air.
**[04:27] Miyo**
But that's bad for you!
**[04:29] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:30] Mahiro**
You'll catch a cold if you
don't cover up properly.
**[04:33] Mahiro**
Uh, yeah. That's true... I guess.
**[04:36] Miyo**
Besides, I heard it makes
your legs get chubby.
**[04:40] Miyo**
Your body stores more fat when exposed
to low temperatures, after all.
**[04:43] Momiji**
Huh.
**[04:45] Asahi**
So you gain fat when you expose yourself?
**[04:47] Asahi**
So that means Miyo-chin...
**[04:50] Asahi**
must be whipping her boobies out every day!
**[04:53] Miyo**
I've never whipped them out!
**[05:00] Miyo**
I-I don't do that, okay?
**[05:02] Miyo**
I don't, okay?!
**[05:05] Momiji**
Calm down, Miyo-chan!
**[05:08] Asahi**
There, there. You poor thing.
**[05:10] Asahi**
I'm sorry, Miyo-chin.
**[05:12] Asahi**
There, there. You're okay.
**[05:13] Mahiro**
Boobies, huh?
**[05:19] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[05:19] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[05:25] Kaede**
Oh!
**[05:25] Kaede**
Rise and shine!
**[05:30] Kaede**
Wait! Keep still, okay?
**[05:32] Kaede**
I'm almost finished.
**[05:34] Kaede**
There, all set!
**[05:36] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:37] Kaede**
Aww! It's so cute!
**[05:39] Kaede**
Long hair is so much more fun to play with!
**[05:42] Kaede**
If only Momiji would grow hers out, too.
**[05:46] Mahiro**
Th-That aside, Kaede-chan.
**[05:48] Mahiro**
How come you're here?
**[05:51] Kaede**
Oh, crap...
**[05:52] Mihari**
Kaede!
**[05:54] Mihari**
That's the exact same page
I left you on earlier.
**[05:56] Kaede**
Sorry, teach!
**[05:58] Kaede**
I took a break and got sidetracked.
**[06:00] Mahiro**
Oh, Mihari's tutoring again.
**[06:01] Kaede**
What question was I on again?
**[06:20] Mahiro**
You're such a good student, Kaede-chan!
**[06:23] Kaede**
What? Not by a long shot!
**[06:25] Kaede**
Lately, I've been working a lot.
**[06:26] Mahiro**
What do you need the
money for? A motorcycle?
**[06:29] Kaede**
Don't be silly! That's
something a boy would want!
**[06:32] Kaede**
A girl's gotta stock up on
the essentials, you know?
**[06:35] Kaede**
And clothes can get pretty expensive.
**[06:37] Mahiro**
Oh, really...
**[06:38] Mihari**
Don't gimme that.
**[06:41] Kaede**
I also kinda wanna get
a facial someday, too.
**[06:45] Mihari**
Really?
**[06:46] Mihari**
But you're far too young
to be thinking about that.
**[06:48] Kaede**
And that's where you're wrong, like always!
**[06:50] Mahiro**
Mhmm, mhmm.
**[06:50] Kaede**
You have to start taking measures
while you're still young.
**[06:52] Kaede**
If you want healthy skin, you
have to take good care of it!
**[06:56] Kaede**
Like by giving yourself a lymphatic
massage, for instance.
**[07:01] Kaede**
Oh, I know!
**[07:02] Kaede**
How about I give you a little
hands-on experience?
**[07:05] Kaede**
It'll be my gift to you
for helping me study.
**[07:13] Kaede**
First things first, the collarbone.
**[07:17] Mahiro**
This feels a little awkward...
**[07:20] Kaede**
I know. Just relax, okay?
**[07:24] Mahiro**
Oh, my...
**[07:26] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan would kill to be a
fly on the wall right now.
**[07:27] Kaede**
Now, we work from the chest
down below the arms.
**[07:31] Mihari**
C'mon, that tickles!
**[07:33] ---**
Whoa!
**[07:35] Kaede**
Then from the lower back down to the sides.
**[07:39] Mihari**
That actually feels really nice.
**[07:42] Kaede**
And for the lower body...
**[07:44] Kaede**
you mustn't forget to work the inner thighs.
**[07:46] Mihari**
What?!
**[07:47] Mihari**
You can't be serious!
**[07:49] Kaede**
Like here, for example.
**[08:01] Kaede**
Phew, now you're all set!
**[08:04] Mihari**
You have a knack for this, Kaede.
**[08:06] Kaede**
You think so?
**[08:08] Kaede**
It doesn't feel that great
when I do it on myself.
**[08:10] Kaede**
Maybe it feels better when
someone does it for you.
**[08:12] Mahiro**
Shh...
**[08:16] Kaede**
Now then, you're up next, Mahiro-chan.
**[08:19] Mahiro**
No way! Forget it! It's way too dirty!
**[08:22] Kaede**
Now, now. Don't be shy.
**[08:25] Kaede**
I'll even throw in a special
service for a fuller bust!
**[08:28] Mahiro**
A-A fuller what?
**[08:32] Mahiro**
Wh-Whoa!
**[08:33] Mahiro**
Stop, I'm serious!
**[08:35] Mahiro**
I said stop!
**[08:46] Mahiro**
You know what? My body does
feel less tense after that.
**[08:50] Kaede**
Right?
**[08:51] Mihari**
You could do this for a living, Kaede.
**[08:53] Mihari**
Like an aesthetician or something.
**[08:55] Kaede**
You think so?
**[08:57] Kaede**
I *have* considered it before.
**[08:59] Kaede**
Maybe I'll do some more practice
on Momiji when I get back home.
**[09:02] Momiji**
*Onee-chan!*
**[09:04] Mahiro & Mihari**
Please tell me you won't!
**[09:08] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[09:08] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[09:11] Mihari**
Onii-chan!
**[09:15] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[09:18] Mihari**
Here, take these.
**[09:23] Mahiro**
Chocolate?
**[09:24] Mihari**
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day!
**[09:27] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[09:28] Mahiro**
It doesn't count when you
get it from family, though.
**[09:31] Mahiro**
Besides, isn't this a little much?
**[09:33] Mihari**
H-Hey, wait a sec! Don't eat it!
**[09:36] Mihari**
You're supposed to be giving
them out this year, remember?
**[09:40] Mahiro**
What?
**[09:50] Mahiro**
I can't believe I have to hand out
all this chocolate to stupid boys.
**[09:55] Momiji**
Oh! Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[09:58] Mahiro**
Good morning, Momiji.
**[10:01] Momiji**
Here, this is for you!
**[10:05] Mahiro**
Oh, wow! Thanks so much!
**[10:10] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:11] Mahiro**
Oh, right!
**[10:14] Mahiro**
Here, this is yours!
**[10:17] Momiji**
Yay, you're the best!
**[10:20] Mahiro**
I forgot friends give them
to each other too!
**[10:22] Mahiro**
Mihari really thought of everything.
**[10:25] Kaede**
While we're at it, here's some from me too.
**[10:29] Kaede**
Enjoy!
**[10:32] Mahiro**
Valentine's Day rules!
**[10:35] Kaede**
They're both homemade, by the way!
**[10:38] Kaede**
Momiji and I made them together!
**[10:40] Kaede**
She's never asked to make them together.
It made me so happy.
**[10:44] Kaede**
C'mon! You weren't supposed to tell her!
**[10:48] Mahiro**
*Homemade chocolates...*
**[10:58] Asahi**
Here, Mahiron! I brought you chocolate!
**[11:01] Miyo**
I brought you some too!
**[11:04] Mahiro**
Why, thank you. Much obliged.
**[11:09] Mahiro**
Now, a token of my gratitude.
**[11:11] Asahi**
Thanks!
**[11:13] Miyo**
Thank you!
**[11:15] Mahiro**
Man, this trading system
means everyone's happy, huh?
**[11:19] Asahi**
Plus, you get to try all sorts
of chocolate this way, too!
**[11:22] Miyo**
Right?
**[11:23] Mahiro**
Exactly!
**[11:24] Momiji**
You two are such gluttons.
**[11:30] Mai**
C'mon, let's trade!
**[11:31] Miyako**
So yummy!
**[11:32] Mai**
Right?
**[11:34] Mahiro**
* I suppose I do have some*
* chocolate left over.*
**[11:37] Mahiro**
*All right!*
**[11:38] Mahiro**
Here you go!
**[11:39] Mahiro**
Here, take this!
**[11:40] Mahiro**
You too!
**[11:42] Mahiro**
And you, and you as well!
**[11:48] Mahiro**
*I'm up to my ears!*
**[11:50] Mahiro**
*Look at me! I'm living the dream!*
**[11:52] Mahiro**
This would never happen
if I were still a boy.
**[12:00] Mahiro**
Yikes... It's hell on earth.
**[12:03] Tomoya**
Valentine's Day, am I right?
**[12:04] Mahiro**
What sad little creatures.
**[12:06] Takeshi**
Just a marketing ploy...
**[12:07] Makoto**
I'm not a huge sweet tooth, anyway.
**[12:07] Mahiro**
But I know exactly how they feel.
**[12:10] Mahiro**
I guess it can't hurt.
**[12:13] Mahiro**
How's it goin', gents?
**[12:15] Yuuta**
Huh?
**[12:17] Mahiro**
Here! You can have this!
**[12:22] Mahiro**
From one classmate to another.
**[12:24] Mahiro**
Totally platonic.
**[12:26] Yuuta**
F-Fine, I guess I can take it.
**[12:29] Minato**
N-Not that we're happy about it or anything.
**[12:32] Mahiro**
These two are actually pretty cute.
**[12:35] Mahiro**
No need to return the favor, okay?
**[12:43] Mahiro**
Wha—?!
**[12:44] Zombie Makoto**
I-I want some too!
**[12:46] Zombie Tomoya**
Me too!
**[12:48] Mahiro**
What are you guys, zombies?!
**[12:50] Zombies**
I actually *am* a sweet tooth...
**[12:52] Mahiro**
I'm all out! That was the *last* one!
**[12:56] Zombie Makoto**
Hand it over!
**[12:57] Zombie Takeshi**
Give it to me!
**[13:00] Yuuta**
H-Hey, stay back!
**[13:09] Satsuki**
Just ignore them, Oyama-san.
Boys are idiots.
**[13:13] Minori**
Those jerks.
**[13:23] Mahiro**
I guess this is the one day I'm
actually glad to be a girl.
**[13:30] Mahiro**
I really need to thank Mihari somehow.
**[13:32] Commercial**
* It's February 14th. In other*
* words, Valentine's Day!*
**[13:35] Commercial**
* It's time to give chocolate to that*
* special someone in your life!*
**[13:39] Commercial**
* In stores today, we have all*
* sorts of confections on offer!*
**[13:41] Sign**
Valentine's Day Fair
**[13:41] Sign**
Thank You
**[13:41] Sign**
Chocolate
**[13:41] Sign**
Thank You
**[13:41] Sign**
Candy
**[13:43] Commercial**
* Choose from our special thank-you*
* line to express your gratitude!*
**[13:47] Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[13:51] Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
**[13:53] Mihari**
How'd it go?
**[13:55] Mahiro**
Check it! I'm set for life!
**[13:58] Mihari**
Wow, aren't you lucky?
**[14:02] Mihari**
Here's some from me, too.
**[14:06] Mihari**
Here!
**[14:07] Mihari**
Since the stuff I gave you
this morning was for school.
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Hey, one more for the pile!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Then I'll give you yours now, too.
**[14:17] Mahiro**
Here!
**[14:26] Mihari**
Warn me next time, you dummy!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
You're such a crybaby!
**[14:37] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:37] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[14:40] Sign**
ONIMAI
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**[14:41] Mai & Miyako**
*Onimai.*
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ONIMAI
**[14:43] Sign**
Books
**[14:43] Sign**
Opening Hours
**[14:53] Employee**
Have a nice day!
**[14:56] Mahiro**
Stupid Mihari.
**[14:57] Mahiro**
She's got me running errands for
her left and right these days.
**[15:01] Mahiro**
Still, I haven't been in this
store in a while, huh?
**[15:16] Sign**
CYLCIA=CODE
**[15:16] Sign**
The Monsters
in Class 1-A
**[15:25] Sign**
Masamune-kun's
Revenge
**[15:26] Mahiro**
Online shopping is convenient and all,
**[15:28] Mahiro**
but it's nice to visit an
actual store for a change.
**[15:39] Mahiro**
I can't go traipsing into
that section anymore, huh?
**[15:42] Mahiro**
Those books got me through
some tough times, though.
**[15:45] Mahiro**
Life wouldn't be the same without porn.
**[15:50] Yuuta**
Okay, okay! Hurry up!
**[15:53] Minato**
R-Right...
**[15:54] Mahiro**
Aren't those boys in my class?
**[15:57] Mahiro**
They're growing up so fast!
**[15:59] Yuuta**
Okay, I'll go in first. You stand watch.
**[16:00] Mahiro**
It's only natural boys their
age would be curious.
**[16:01] Minato**
Wait, won't that look even more suspicious?
**[16:02] Mahiro**
They have a lot of guts even coming here.
**[16:05] Mahiro**
Let's just pretend I never saw them...
**[16:12] Mahiro**
*Oh, crap!*
**[16:20] Mahiro**
Wait, you guys!
**[16:22] Mahiro**
I feel so bad.
**[16:25] Mahiro**
Still, I'd have done
the same if a girl saw me.
**[16:28] Mahiro**
Never mind.
**[16:30] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll leave a book for them
to find somewhere near the school.
**[16:34] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?
**[16:35] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[16:38] Mahiro**
And you are?
**[16:40] Miyo**
C'mon! It's me, silly!
**[16:44] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan!
**[16:45] Mahiro**
What's with the disguise?
**[16:47] Miyo**
I didn't know you were into *those*
kinds of books, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:50] Mahiro**
I-I'm not, I swear!
**[16:52] Mahiro**
I just happened to be
walking by, that's all!
**[16:56] Miyo**
Oh, really?
**[16:58] Miyo**
I thought you might be a BL-loving fujoshi.
**[17:00] Mahiro**
*That's* what you meant?!
**[17:03] Mahiro**
Is that what you're into, then, Miyo-chan?
**[17:05] Miyo**
N-No way! I'm not! Not *those* ones...
**[17:09] Miyo**
Actually... Don't tell anyone this, but...
**[17:14] Mahiro**
Sure.
**[17:15] Miyo**
I'm more interested in the
ones about two girls.
**[17:19] Mahiro**
*Tell me something I didn't know!*
**[17:21] Miyo**
You can't tell anyone, okay?
**[17:23] Mahiro**
Wait, really?
**[17:24] Mahiro**
Since when have you been hiding it?
**[17:26] Miyo**
What are you into, then, Mahiro-chan?
**[17:29] Mahiro**
I'd say I'm more of a noncon—
**[17:31] Mahiro**
Scratch that!
**[17:32] Mahiro**
I've actually just been reading
a lot of shonen manga lately.
**[17:36] Mahiro**
But I'd be open to yuri manga, I guess.
**[17:39] Miyo**
Then say no more...
**[17:41] Miyo**
Take this!
**[17:42] Sign**
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
**[17:42] Sign**
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
**[17:42] Miyo**
And this!
**[17:43] Sign**
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
**[17:43] Sign**
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
**[17:43] Sign**
Whisper Me a Love Song
**[17:43] Sign**
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
**[17:43] Sign**
I'm in Love with the Villainess?!
**[17:43] Miyo**
I recommend this one, too!
**[17:44] Sign**
Yurifuwa Girls
**[17:48] Mahiro**
She's trying to lure me
down the rabbit hole!
**[17:52] Sign**
Yurifuwa Girls
**[17:52] Sign**
Secret Love Idols
**[17:55] Sign**
Books
**[17:55] Employee**
Have a nice day!
**[17:59] Mahiro**
We bought the shop out, huh?
**[18:01] Miyo**
Tell me what you think when
you're done reading them, okay?
**[18:07] Mahiro**
I wonder why you felt the
need to put on a disguise.
**[18:10] Mahiro**
It's not like you were
buying anything indecent.
**[18:13] Miyo**
You know, I'm glad.
**[18:14] Miyo**
I was worried you'd get weirded out by me.
**[18:18] Mahiro**
Everyone's tastes are different, you know?
**[18:21] Mahiro**
No one should feel the need
to hide the things they like.
**[18:24] Mahiro**
You've got nothing to be ashamed of!
**[18:27] Miyo**
Okay!
**[18:31] Mahiro**
What a sweet aroma!
**[18:34] Mahiro**
Something smells good!
**[18:41] Miyo**
Oh, it's a crêpe stand!
**[18:44] Miyo**
They seem to be really popular lately.
**[18:46] Mahiro**
Really? I don't think I've ever tried one.
**[18:49] Miyo**
You're kidding!
**[18:51] Miyo**
Then how about I treat you
to one just this once?
**[18:54] Miyo**
In exchange for your silence, of course.
**[19:03] Mahiro**
Sho good!
**[19:06] Mahiro**
I love you, Miyo-chan!
**[19:08] Miyo**
You're such a kidder!
**[19:10] Mahiro**
Oh, wanna try a bite of mine?
**[19:13] Mahiro**
It's banana!
**[19:14] Miyo**
Huh?!
**[19:15] Miyo**
Oh, um... If you're offering...
**[19:26] Momiji**
What are you two doing?!
**[19:31] Momiji**
My bad! Here, drink this!
**[19:34] Mahiro**
H-Hey, Momiji.
**[19:36] Mahiro**
We just happened to bump into each
other at the bookstore, is all.
**[19:41] Momiji**
Aw, no fair!
**[19:43] Momiji**
I'm gonna go buy a crêpe, too!
**[19:47] Miyo**
What was I thinking?
**[19:48] Miyo**
It's so unlike me to do something like that.
**[19:53] Mahiro**
You're not gonna get one too, Asahi?
**[19:55] Asahi**
Nope, I'm broke!
**[19:58] Momiji**
I'm back!
**[20:00] Mahiro**
That was quick.
**[20:01] Momiji**
Here, Mahiro-chan! Have a bite of mine!
**[20:15] Momiji**
All right, quit drooling.
**[20:18] Momiji**
Here.
**[20:20] Mahiro**
Wanna try mine, too?
**[20:22] Asahi**
Are you sure?!
**[20:23] Asahi**
I'll never forget this, you guys!
**[20:32] Momiji**
Well, doesn't she look happy?
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Isn't it yummy?
**[20:37] Mahiro**
Oh, hey, do you prefer banana or strawberry?
**[20:39] Miyo**
It was touch and go there, but...
**[20:39] Momiji**
I like them both!
**[20:42] Miyo**
I prefer being the observer, after all.
**[20:46] Mahiro**
Just try to control yourself when
real people are involved, okay?
**[20:51] Miyo**
R-Right...
**[20:53] Momiji**
Hm?
**[20:59] Sign**
Math
**[21:02] Yuuta & Minato**
O-Oyama?!
**[21:07] Mahiro**
Wh-What is it?!
**[21:10] Minato**
U-Um, about what you saw yesterday...
**[21:15] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[21:16] Mahiro**
You mean at the bookstore?
**[21:18] Minato**
W-We were just discussing the optimal
layout for the store, you see?
**[21:23] Minato**
Right?
**[21:24] Mahiro**
Th-The what now?
**[21:26] Yuuta**
L-Like where the partitions
should go and stuff.
**[21:29] Minato**
Yeah, right, that!
**[21:30] Mahiro**
It's all right. I get it.
**[21:32] Mahiro**
Don't worry.
**[21:33] Mahiro**
I'm not gonna go around
telling everybody, so relax.
**[21:38] Mahiro**
In fact, how about I show you
guys a little something later?
**[21:43] Yuuta & Minato**
A little... something?
**[21:51] Mahiro**
Wait! Don't get the wrong idea!
**[21:54] Mahiro**
What am I, some...
**[21:55] Mahiro**
brazen hussy?!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro Pretties Up
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Hitomi Kariya
**[23:38] Girls**
See you next time!
# E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0Q9WN/mahiro-pretties-up)
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**[00:00] Boy**
Here goes nothing!
**[00:10] Sign**
Highly Accurate
**[00:10] Sign**
Astrology
**[00:15] Minori**
My horoscope today sucks!
**[00:18] Mai**
Your lucky color's red, it says.
**[00:20] Miyako**
You can have my red pen, if you want.
**[00:22] Mahiro**
* The fortune-telling boom*
* is upon us, it seems.*
**[00:25] Mahiro**
*Girls are really into that stuff, huh?*
**[00:30] Nodoka**
Hey!
**[00:31] Nodoka**
Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
**[00:34] Nodoka**
Be careful not to oversleep
today, Sagittarius.
**[00:38] Nodoka**
You may lose something important to you.
**[00:42] Mahiro**
*Its power...*
**[00:44] Mahiro**
*It's greater than I feared.*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:03] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:09] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
**[02:27] Mihari**
You're reading an astrology book?
**[02:30] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[02:31] Mahiro**
You wanna take a look?
**[02:33] Mahiro**
Here.
**[02:40] Mihari**
I suppose girls are quite
fond of these, huh?
**[02:43] Mahiro**
I-It's not that!
**[02:45] Mahiro**
It's been all the rage at school lately,
**[02:47] Mahiro**
so I just wanted to see what
all the fuss was about!
**[02:49] Mihari**
Sure, sounds plausible to me.
**[02:51] Mahiro**
Gimme a break!
**[02:53] Mahiro**
Honestly, you don't even know
what I'm going through.
**[02:57] Mahiro**
Oh, hey!
**[02:58] Mahiro**
While you're here, why
don't I read out yours?
**[03:01] Mahiro**
Let's see. You were born
in April, so that means...
**[03:06] Mihari**
Stop right there.
**[03:07] Mihari**
I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
**[03:09] Mahiro**
Aw, you're no fun!
**[03:11] Mihari**
Why don't you try reading
another sign's horoscope?
**[03:15] Mihari**
I bet you it'll still apply.
**[03:20] Mihari**
Stuff like that is so generic.
**[03:22] Mihari**
All they do is write things
that could apply to anyone.
**[03:26] Mihari**
Like "you have a serious side to you,"
**[03:28] Mihari**
or "there's something weighing on you."
**[03:31] Mihari**
It's called the Barnum effect.
**[03:33] Mahiro**
Hang on, what's this?
**[03:35] Mahiro**
To those born in the month of April,
**[03:37] Mahiro**
try to avoid being overly
argumentative today.
**[03:39] Mahiro**
You may be annoying the people around you.
**[03:42] Mahiro**
See? It's got you pegged!
**[03:44] Mihari**
L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
**[03:49] Mihari**
An important occasion is
right around the corner.
**[03:51] Mihari**
You may be in for a surprise or two.
**[03:55] Mahiro**
An important occasion?
**[03:57] Mahiro**
Was there something coming up?
**[03:58] Mahiro**
Huh? Surely it's talking about—
**[04:03] Mahiro**
Actually, never mind.
**[04:05] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[04:11] Momiji**
Hello, Mahiro-chan.
**[04:12] Mahiro**
Hey, Momi— ji?
**[04:18] Mahiro**
M-Momiji, have you finally
gone to the dark side?
**[04:22] Momiji**
It said an eyepatch would
bring me luck today.
**[04:25] Mahiro**
That's a safety risk! Take it off!
**[04:31] Miyo**
Death in the upright position.
**[04:34] Miyo**
Asahi-chan...
**[04:36] Miyo**
Your death is nigh.
**[04:38] Asahi**
Dun-Dun-Duuun!
**[04:43] Mahiro**
This one's fishy, too.
**[04:45] Mahiro**
Each one's more absurd than the last.
**[04:48] Mahiro**
They're all just at that age, I guess.
**[04:51] Mahiro**
Bless their souls.
**[04:52] Miyo**
Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
**[04:54] Mahiro**
Yikes!
**[04:56] Mahiro**
H-Hey, guys!
**[04:58] Mahiro**
How about we all do one that's
a little more light-hearted?
**[05:01] Mahiro**
Light-hearted? Like what?
**[05:03] Mahiro**
Like... Um...
**[05:05] Mahiro**
I didn't think this far.
**[05:07] Mahiro**
I swear there was something
in that book yesterday...
**[05:11] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[05:12] Mahiro**
How about animal horoscopes?!
**[05:13] Mahiro**
It's about finding out which animal
best fits your personality!
**[05:16] Momiji**
Cool! That sounds fun!
**[05:19] Mahiro**
No clue how you're supposed
to do that, though.
**[05:21] Mahiro**
Guess I'll just have to improvise.
**[05:23] Mahiro**
Well, then, Asahi's always
bubbly and outgoing.
**[05:26] Mahiro**
A dog fits her pretty
well, don't you think?
**[05:30] Asahi**
Woof, woof!
**[05:31] Momiji**
I totally see it!
**[05:33] Mahiro**
And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
maybe a bunny rabbit?
**[05:37] Miyo**
Hoppity-hop!
**[05:37] Miyo**
Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
**[05:39] Mahiro**
Kinda fits with her seemingly
constant arousal, too.
**[05:42] Mahiro**
For Momiji, I'd say...
**[05:44] Mahiro**
A kokeshi doll?
**[05:45] SFX**
Koke.
**[05:46] Momiji**
Huh?
**[05:46] Mahiro**
Scratch that! Um...
**[05:49] Mahiro**
What about a bear?
**[05:50] Mahiro**
Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
**[05:53] Momiji**
Aw, you really think so?
**[05:55] Asahi**
Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
**[05:59] Miyo**
What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
**[06:02] Miyo**
Let's see...
**[06:03] Miyo**
Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
**[06:05] Miyo**
with a loving soul and a big heart,
**[06:07] Miyo**
nothing fits me better
than the mighty elephant!
**[06:12] Miyo**
Something wrong?
**[06:13] Momiji**
Nope! Nothing at all!
**[06:14] Momiji**
I know!
**[06:16] Momiji**
Can I try something next?
**[06:18] Momiji**
It's just a normal horoscope
reading, though.
**[06:20] Mahiro**
Oh? I'm down!
**[06:22] Momiji**
All right...
**[06:25] Momiji**
Could you tell me your birthday, then?
**[06:28] Momiji**
*This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!*
**[06:30] Momiji**
* Reading your horoscope is merely a façade*
* to get you to tell me your birthday!*
**[06:34] Momiji**
*Then I can surprise you when the day comes!*
**[06:36] Momiji**
*It's absolutely foolproof!*
**[06:38] Mahiro**
Oh, right, my birthday.
**[06:40] Mahiro**
Umm, it's March...
**[06:44] Mahiro**
Oh, it's today, actually.
**[06:47] Girls**
It is?!
**[06:48] Girls**
H-Happy birthday!
**[06:57] Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[06:59] Mihari**
Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
**[07:01] Mihari**
You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
**[07:04] Mihari**
I guess horoscopes have
their uses, after all.
**[07:08] Mahiro**
Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
**[07:11] Mihari**
Talk about forced!
**[07:12] Mahiro**
I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
**[07:15] Mihari**
Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
**[07:19] Mahiro**
Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
**[07:22] Mahiro**
Feels weird to say I'm a year
older when I look like this.
**[07:25] Mihari**
How many candles should I put on it?
**[07:28] Mahiro**
That's a good question.
**[07:32] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] Girls**
*Onimai.*
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:40] Mahiro**
Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
**[07:43] Momiji**
U-Uh...
**[07:44] Momiji**
Sorry, I can't today.
**[07:45] Mahiro**
Huh. Okay, then.
**[07:47] Mahiro**
In that case... Miyo-chan!
**[07:49] Miyo**
I can't either, actually...
**[07:51] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[07:52] Momiji**
That was close.
**[07:54] Momiji**
I'll see you then, okay?
**[07:55] Miyo**
Sure!
**[07:56] Mahiro**
Wait!
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro**
C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
**[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji**
Let's throw her a birthday party!
**[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji**
It'll be a surprise!
**[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji**
We'll plan everything in secret,
so she doesn't find out.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi**
But Mahiron's birthday
already passed, didn't it?
**[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji**
Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
this over nothing at all.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji**
I know I would, if it were me.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi**
You've got a point.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji**
Besides, this way she definitely
won't see it coming.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji**
Who would suspect a surprise party
when it's not even their birthday?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo**
She sounds like some
iron-fisted TV producer.
**[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji**
Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji**
And don't say a word about it
to her until this weekend!
**[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi**
Yes, ma'am!
**[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo**
Okay!
**[08:36] Mahiro**
Or something along those lines, right?
**[08:38] Mahiro**
It's totally cliché!
**[08:39] Mahiro**
Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
idea and get all depressed about it.
**[08:43] Mahiro**
But an experienced fellow, such as
myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
**[08:48] Mahiro**
Well, if it isn't Asahi!
**[08:50] Mahiro**
Come on now, spill the beans.
**[08:51] Mahiro**
I already know what's going on.
**[08:55] Asahi**
Stay away from me!
**[08:57] Asahi**
I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
**[09:05] Mahiro**
*It's all over.*
**[09:23] Mihari**
Onii-chan?
**[09:27] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[09:28] Mihari**
Enough! It's time to get up!
**[09:35] Mahiro**
But I don't wanna!
**[09:36] Mihari**
Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
**[09:40] Mihari**
Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
**[09:43] Mihari**
Have a little more confidence in yourself.
**[09:47] Mihari**
See? That's them now.
**[10:00] Mahiro**
We're under attack!
**[10:08] Girls**
Happy birthday!
**[10:12] Girls**
Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
**[10:17] Miyo**
Guess we can call this a success, then.
**[10:19] Asahi**
Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
**[10:22] Momiji**
Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
**[10:24] Momiji**
We knew if we let her, she'd just
end up spilling everything.
**[10:27] Mahiro**
Gotcha...
**[10:33] Momiji**
Here you go.
**[10:34] Momiji**
This present's from me.
**[10:37] Mahiro**
Wow, thank you!
**[10:40] Miyo**
I got you a book I thought
you might like, too.
**[10:42] Miyo**
Don't open it until later, okay?
**[10:44] Mahiro**
Oh, of course...
**[10:46] Asahi**
And I got you...
**[10:48] Asahi**
This!
**[10:49] Sign**
Anything-You-Want Ticket
**[10:51] Mahiro**
Yup, I should've known.
**[10:53] Asahi**
You can use that to get us
all to do something for you!
**[10:57] Girls**
Huh?!
**[10:59] Mahiro**
That's quite the tough call to make...
**[11:02] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[11:05] Mahiro**
Well, how about this?
**[11:08] Mahiro**
I hope you'll all stay friends
with me from here on out!
**[11:19] Asahi**
No...
**[11:20] Asahi**
Not like that.
**[11:23] Asahi**
You know, like... something more practical!
**[11:26] Mahiro**
Aww...
**[11:27] Mahiro**
I really thought you'd
be satisfied with that.
**[11:30] Mahiro**
A shoulder massage, then?
Would that make you happy?
**[11:33] Sign**
Anything-You-Want Ticket
**[11:33] Asahi**
Coming right up!
**[11:37] Asahi**
Rub, rub, rub.
**[11:38] Asahi**
Rubba-dub-dub.
**[11:40] Momiji**
Honestly...
**[11:40] Asahi**
You're so stiff, you know?
**[11:41] Mahiro**
R-Really?
**[11:44] Momiji**
This one's from all of us!
**[11:47] Momiji**
Ta-da!
**[11:48] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[11:49] Momiji**
We baked a cake for you!
**[11:52] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[11:54] Miyo**
It's a fruit cake! My idea!
**[11:57] Mahiro**
Oh...
**[11:59] Mahiro**
Is it safe to eat?
**[12:01] Momiji**
It's okay. My sister supervised.
**[12:04] Mahiro**
Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
**[12:07] Momiji**
Your wish is my command!
**[12:14] Momiji**
Now, open wide!
**[12:20] Mahiro**
Delicious!
**[12:21] Momiji**
I'm glad you like it!
**[12:23] Mihari**
Here's some iced tea.
**[12:25] Mahiro**
Man, I'm thirsty.
**[12:27] Miyo**
Here you go!
**[12:28] Miyo**
Your drink, as requested.
**[12:30] Mahiro**
Turn on the TV for me, would you?
**[12:32] Mihari**
I'm part of this, too?
**[12:36] Miyo**
There's more if you want it.
**[12:39] Asahi**
Mahiro-sama.
**[12:40] Mahiro**
I need the restroom.
**[12:41] Asahi**
I'll go for you!
**[12:42] Asahi**
Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
**[12:49] Asahi**
C'mon, get out already!
**[12:51] Mihari**
That's karma for you.
**[12:57] Mahiro**
I would have loved it if
Kaede-chan were here too.
**[13:01] Momiji**
I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
**[13:04] Momiji**
Whoops, I forgot!
**[13:06] Momiji**
She wanted me to give you her present!
**[13:08] Momiji**
Here!
**[13:09] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan's the best!
**[13:11] Mahiro**
What could it be, I wonder...
**[13:14] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[13:15] Sign**
Mahiro-chan
**[13:15] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[13:15] Sign**
Try dolling yourself up a bit
**[13:15] Sign**
Love, Kaede
**[13:15] Kaede**
*Mahiro-chan!*
**[13:16] Kaede**
*Happy birthday!*
**[13:18] Kaede**
*Try dolling yourself up a bit!*
**[13:20] Kaede**
*Love, Kaede.*
**[13:22] Miyo**
What a nice lip balm!
**[13:24] Miyo**
It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
**[13:27] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:31] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka**
*Onimai.*
**[13:35] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:35] Satsuki & Minori**
*Onimai.*
**[13:52] Mihari**
Oh, my...
**[13:54] Mihari**
How precious...
**[13:55] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[13:56] Mahiro**
I-It's not what you think!
**[13:58] Mahiro**
I just thought it'd be rude of
me if I didn't use it, you know?
**[14:01] Mihari**
Right, of course!
**[14:02] Mihari**
If that's what you've been telling yourself!
**[14:06] Mahiro**
What's her problem?
**[14:21] Momiji**
Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:24] Kaede**
Morning!
**[14:25] Mahiro**
Good morning!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
What's up?
**[14:33] Momiji**
It's just, you seem more
grown-up today somehow.
**[14:37] Mahiro**
Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
**[14:43] Kaede**
Aha!
**[14:44] Kaede**
You're wearing the tinted
lip balm I gave you!
**[14:46] Mahiro**
Yup.
**[14:48] Kaede**
You know? The lip balm I
got her for her birthday.
**[14:50] Momiji**
Oh!
**[14:52] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
**[14:55] Mahiro**
but I thought it'd be rude if I
didn't try it on at least once.
**[14:59] Kaede**
Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
**[15:02] Kaede**
I've always thought you
had such lovely features!
**[15:10] Kaede**
Should you ever want to
give makeup another try,
**[15:12] Kaede**
just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
**[15:15] Mahiro**
O-Okay...
**[15:17] Kaede**
You're so cute!
**[15:19] Kaede**
I knew this color would suit you.
**[15:20] Momiji**
Onee-chan!
**[15:22] Kaede**
Okay, okay.
**[15:23] Kaede**
Be careful at school, though, okay?
**[15:27] Kaede**
Though the color's pretty faint,
so I think you should be fine.
**[15:41] Miyako**
That color's so pretty!
**[15:43] Satsuki**
It's so cute! What brand is it?
**[15:46] Mahiro**
Here.
**[15:47] Girl**
Let me see, let me see!
**[15:49] Girl**
Wow, it's so pretty!
**[15:51] Momiji**
C'mon, guys! Back it up!
**[15:53] Mai**
Oh, my bad!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
You're my hero!
**[16:00] Mahiro**
I'm still not used to
talking to trendy girls...
**[16:03] Momiji**
They're really sweet once
you get to know them.
**[16:05] Momiji**
Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
**[16:10] Miyo**
Kids our age like dressing
up a little, you know?
**[16:13] Asahi**
I couldn't care less about that stuff!
**[16:15] Miyo**
Did you really have to contradict me?
**[16:23] Mahiro**
*I couldn't care less either, of course.*
**[16:27] Mahiro**
* But it does feel nice to have them*
* fawning over me like this.*
**[16:39] Mahiro**
* Does putting on a little lip tint really*
* warrant this much attention, though?*
**[16:43] Mahiro**
*Girls have such a keen eye.*
**[16:46] Yuuta**
O-Oyama!
**[16:48] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[16:49] Mahiro**
*Hold up! Not the boys, too?!*
**[16:52] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[16:54] Yuuta**
H-Here's your chocolate.
**[16:56] Minato**
You know? Since it's White Day.
**[16:59] Mahiro**
*Oh, that's why...*
**[17:01] Mahiro**
It *is* White Day, huh?
**[17:03] Mahiro**
I said you didn't have to, though!
**[17:06] Mahiro**
Still, I'd be the last one
to turn down chocolate.
**[17:08] Yuuta**
S-Sure...
**[17:23] Mahiro**
So...
**[17:25] Mahiro**
Was there anything else?
**[17:27] Yuuta & Minato**
Wha?!
**[17:28] Yuuta & Minato**
Um...
**[17:33] Yuuta & Minato**
W-We'll go get you something better!
**[17:36] Satsuki**
Boys are so dense sometimes.
**[17:38] Minori**
Those jerks.
**[17:41] Mahiro**
Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
**[17:45] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan!
**[17:46] Momiji**
You're on class duty today, remember?
**[17:48] Momiji**
You need to go pick up the class log.
**[17:50] Mahiro**
Oh, no, I forgot!
**[17:52] Sign**
Faculty Office
**[17:55] Sign**
Japanese
**[17:55] Sign**
Class Log
**[17:56] Mari**
Here you go.
**[17:57] Mahiro**
Sorry I'm late.
**[18:00] Mari**
You made it before assembly, so you're good.
**[18:03] Mari**
Hang on.
**[18:04] Mari**
Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
**[18:06] Mari**
It looks so natural on you.
**[18:08] Mahiro**
Oh, could you tell?
**[18:11] Mahiro**
I've been the talk of the
class since this morning!
**[18:13] Mari**
But wearing makeup is against school rules.
**[18:16] Mari**
It's faint, so I'd like to
let you off the hook, but...
**[18:21] Mari**
I understand the desire to make
yourself look pretty, of course.
**[18:25] Mari**
You are a young lady, after all.
**[18:27] Mahiro**
Oh... Uh...
**[18:28] Mari**
But you don't have to worry.
**[18:30] Mari**
You're a pretty girl just
as you are, Oyama-san.
**[18:34] Mari**
And we must look respectable at school.
**[18:36] Mahiro**
Yes, ma'am.
**[18:37] Mari**
Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
**[18:39] Mahiro**
Yes, ma'am...
**[18:46] Mahiro**
I can't believe she treated me
like one of the trendy girls!
**[18:49] Mahiro**
I think it's perfectly respectable!
**[18:52] Mahiro**
This is pure authoritarianism!
**[18:53] Mahiro**
What about self-expression?!
**[18:59] Momiji**
Yeah, I know. And get this...
**[19:01] Momiji**
Oh, welcome back!
**[19:03] Miyo**
Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
**[19:05] Mahiro**
U-Um...
**[19:07] Mai**
Oh, no...
**[19:08] Mai**
Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
**[19:11] Miyako**
She doesn't look it, but
she can be pretty strict.
**[19:15] Mai**
Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
**[19:17] Miyako**
So true!
**[19:20] Mahiro**
Right?!
**[19:21] Mahiro**
It's so unfair!
**[19:23] Girls**
Right?
**[19:26] Boy**
Are you serious?
**[19:28] Yuuta**
That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
**[19:31] Minato**
Girls are so hard to please...
**[19:35] Takeshi**
You idiots!
**[19:36] Tomoya**
You messed up big.
**[19:37] Makoto**
Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
**[19:41] Takeshi**
You could've at least gotten
her a luxury brand!
**[19:43] Makoto**
That's what I was gonna say!
**[19:44] Takeshi**
What were you thinking?
**[19:47] Satsuki**
Boys are so...
**[19:48] Minori**
...childish.
**[19:59] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan?
**[20:02] Mihari**
You're not gonna put on makeup today?
**[20:05] Mahiro**
Knock it off, will ya?!
**[20:07] Mahiro**
What about you?!
**[20:08] Mahiro**
You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
**[20:10] Mahiro**
Why don't you spruce
yourself up for a change?!
**[20:13] Mihari**
C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
**[20:16] Mihari**
How many more times do I have to say it?
**[20:18] Mihari**
I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
**[20:21] Mihari**
And I'd hate for
people to think I'm vain.
**[20:24] Mahiro**
Welp, that was your last chance.
**[20:27] Mahiro**
There's no other way.
**[20:29] Mahiro**
Sensei! Do what must be done!
**[20:32] Kaede**
Leave it to me!
**[20:35] Mihari**
H-Have you been there this whole time?!
**[20:40] Kaede**
C'mon, just roll with it!
**[20:42] Mihari**
No! No way! I refuse!
**[20:53] Kaede**
I'm sorry, Mihari.
**[20:57] Kaede**
It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
**[21:01] Kaede**
I wish we could hang out and do more
teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
**[21:06] Mihari**
Kaede...
**[21:08] Mihari**
Oh, all right, then.
**[21:10] Mihari**
Go on, knock yourself out.
**[21:12] Kaede**
You're the best.
**[21:16] Mahiro**
True friendship.
**[21:22] Kaede**
There! All done!
**[21:25] Kaede**
You look gorgeous, Mihari!
**[21:33] Mihari**
This is like, totally weird!
**[21:38] Mihari & Kaede**
Yay!
**[21:42] Mahiro**
This cannot be allowed to continue!
**[21:45] Kaede**
Aw, don't say that.
**[21:46] Kaede**
How about you join in on
the fun, Mahiro-chan?
**[21:55] Mihari & Kaede**
Yay!
**[23:34] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Namori
**[23:38] Kaede & Mihari**
See you next time!
# E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNM585/mahiros-future-as-a-sister)
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**[00:08] Asahi**
Wow!
**[00:11] Asahi**
It's amazing!
**[00:13] Miyo**
It's so pretty!
**[00:20] Mahiro**
We finally made it...
**[00:22] Kaede**
That was quite the trip, huh?
**[00:24] Mahiro**
I'm exhausted.
**[00:26] Kaede**
How 'bout we get checked in
so we can go veg out?
**[00:29] Mahiro**
Sounds like a plan!
**[00:30] Mihari**
You really have a way with her, huh?
**[00:37] Asahi**
Look, I made a faceprint!
**[00:40] Kaede**
Hang on! Hold that pose!
**[00:41] Kaede**
Everybody get in, get in!
**[00:43] Mahiro**
They all seem so hyped.
**[00:45] Mihari**
I mean, look at the snow.
Can you blame them?
**[00:47] Mahiro**
Yeah, I guess not.
**[00:49] Momiji**
Jeez... Asahi! Let's get a move on!
**[00:58] Momiji**
What's up, Mahiro-chan?
**[01:00] Mahiro**
Oh, nothing!
**[01:03] Mahiro**
Shall we get going?
**[01:05] Momiji**
Sure!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:28] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:34] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #12 Mahiro's Future as a Sister
**[02:43] Asahi**
So, guys!
**[02:44] Asahi**
It's almost spring break, you know?!
**[02:47] Miyo**
It'd be nice if we could
go someplace together.
**[02:49] Momiji**
That reminds me. Didn't we talk about
that kinda thing on Halloween?
**[02:54] Mahiro**
Huh? That was still on the table?
**[02:58] Kaede**
An onsen would be a nice change
of pace, don't you think?
**[03:01] Mihari**
It does sound nice.
**[03:03] Miyo**
I'd like to go too!
**[03:05] Asahi**
Me three!
**[03:07] Kaede**
Okey-dokey!
**[03:09] Kaede**
How about this one?
**[03:10] Momiji**
Wow! That looks nice!
**[03:11] Mihari**
It really does!
**[03:12] Miyo**
It looks wonderful!
**[03:13] Kaede**
Right?
**[03:14] Mihari**
It's perfect.
**[03:14] Momiji**
It's so pretty.
**[03:15] Asahi**
I wanna try that!
**[03:16] Momiji**
You're happy going here
too, right, Mahiro-chan?
**[03:16] Miyo**
It looks delicious.
**[03:19] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:23] Mahiro**
*And so with that...*
**[03:25] Mahiro**
*Before I could even blink,*
**[03:27] Mahiro**
* we were packing our bags for a*
* one-night stay at the onsen.*
**[03:31] Kaede**
Look, there it is!
**[03:41] Sign**
Tsukimi Inn
**[03:44] Hostess**
Welcome, and thank you for choosing our inn.
**[03:47] Mihari**
Thanks so much for having us!
**[03:50] Everyone**
Thanks for having us!
**[03:52] Hostess**
Well, then, if you'll all
follow me to your room.
**[03:55] Sign**
Ladies Room
**[04:03] Mahiro**
It's got tatami mats!
**[04:04] Mihari**
It's pretty spacious, too, huh?
**[04:07] Mahiro**
You can't have a Japanese
inn without tatami floors!
**[04:09] Kaede**
Well, then, why don't we hit the
town while it's still light out?
**[04:14] Asahi**
All right! It's time for a
snowball fight, Miyo-chin!
**[04:17] Miyo**
Um... I don't know about that.
**[04:20] Momiji**
Hey, guys! Look at me!
**[04:24] Everyone**
Wow!
**[04:29] Miyo**
How cute! It suits you!
**[04:32] Asahi**
I wanna wear one!
**[04:33] Mihari**
Well, then, why don't we all get
changed and head out?
**[04:36] Everyone**
Okay!
**[04:37] Mahiro**
Wha? What happened to vegging out?
**[05:09] Shop Person**
Thank you, dear.
**[05:10] Shop Person**
Enjoy it while it's hot, now.
**[05:12] Mahiro**
Sure thing!
**[05:14] Mihari**
*Sometimes it's hard to believe...*
**[05:14] Mahiro**
Thanks so much!
**[05:21] Mahiro**
Jeez!
**[05:23] Mihari**
* Even his mannerisms have*
* gotten more feminine.*
**[05:27] Mihari**
*Hm? I wonder if that means anything.*
**[05:31] Kaede**
Home sweet home!
**[05:33] Asahi**
We got some good stuff!
**[05:36] Miyo**
It was a little cold out there, though.
**[05:38] Mahiro**
Ah, the warm indoors soothes my soul...
**[05:41] Kaede**
Shall we head to the baths, then?
**[05:43] Miyo**
You know it's an open-air bath, right?
**[05:45] Miyo**
Apparently, we'll be able to
see the snow while we bathe!
**[05:48] Momiji**
That sounds great!
**[05:50] Mihari**
Let's all go in together, shall we?
**[05:52] Everyone**
Okay!
**[05:53] Sign**
Dining Hall
**[05:53] Sign**
Communal Bath
**[06:01] Asahi**
I hope the bath is big.
**[06:03] Miyo**
You're not allowed to swim in it, okay?
**[06:05] Kaede**
I wish I looked as good in
a yukata as you do, Momiji.
**[06:08] Momiji**
What's with the sass?
**[06:10] Kaede**
I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
**[06:11] Kaede**
I'll scrub your back for you, okay?
**[06:13] Momiji**
Jeez...
**[06:14] Mihari**
Okay, listen.
**[06:15] Mihari**
Try not to stare, all right?
**[06:18] Mahiro**
What would I be staring at?
**[06:20] Sign**
Hot Spring
**[06:20] Sign**
Ladies
**[06:23] Asahi & Momiji**
Ooo... Yay!
**[06:28] Mihari**
Don't forget to fold your clothes!
**[06:30] Asahi & Momiji**
Okay!
**[06:32] Mahiro**
Th-That's right.
**[06:34] Mahiro**
This is technically mixed... mixed bathing!
**[06:37] Mahiro**
No way! Absolutely not!
**[06:39] Mahiro**
These girls are my friends.
I gotta respect that!
**[06:41] Mahiro**
I can't go forgetting my
morals at a time like this.
**[06:52] Sign**
Hot Spring
**[06:52] Sign**
Ladies
**[06:52] Kaede**
C'mon! Let's get you out of those clothes!
**[06:56] Kaede**
What? You're too shy?
**[06:58] Kaede**
Don't be silly! It's just
us girls, after all!
**[07:01] Mahiro**
D-Don't do it!
**[07:02] Kaede**
And a one, and a two, and a three!
**[07:12] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[07:15] Everyone**
Wow!
**[07:18] Momiji**
It's massive!
**[07:19] Miyo**
What a beautiful snowscape!
**[07:29] Kaede**
So relaxing...
**[07:31] Mihari**
Apparently, the water's good for detoxing.
**[07:33] Asahi**
Detoxing?
**[07:34] Asahi**
It's when you rid the body of impurities
that have built up over time.
**[07:38] Asahi**
Neat!
**[07:40] Kaede**
Toxins begone!
**[07:42] Miyo**
Huh? Where's Mahiro-chan?
**[07:44] Momiji**
Huh?
**[07:45] Momiji**
Oh!
**[07:50] Momiji**
Come hang out with us, Mahiro-chan!
**[07:52] Mahiro**
O-Oh, don't mind me!
**[07:54] Kaede**
She's so sheepish. Must be puberty.
**[07:57] Mihari**
Y-Yeah, must be...
**[08:00] Mahiro**
*Jeez, I can't relax at all.*
**[08:01] Mahiro**
* Forget detoxing, my impure*
* thoughts are only growing!*
**[08:07] Mahiro**
* I-I can't help it!*
* My eyes have a mind of their own!*
**[08:10] Mahiro**
* It's too dangerous here.*
* I gotta get out of range.*
**[08:18] Mahiro**
Now I can finally relax!
**[08:29] Mahiro**
Bathing is so much better alone.
**[08:31] Mahiro**
Getting stressed out at a hot
spring is just backwards.
**[08:35] Mahiro**
There it is again!
**[08:37] Mahiro**
That weird tingly sensation
I felt this morning!
**[08:39] Miyo**
Oh, there you are!
**[08:41] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[08:44] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan!
**[08:49] Miyo**
Can I sit with you?
**[08:55] Miyo**
It's a little embarrassing, us all
bathing together like this.
**[08:59] Mahiro**
Oh— Uh, yeah...
**[09:01] Momiji**
The view from here is nice, too!
**[09:08] Momiji**
C'mon, Asahi! Diving is against the rules!
**[09:25] Momiji**
What?
**[09:26] Mahiro**
Nothing, it's just...
**[09:27] Mahiro**
With you two, I don't have to worry
about averting my eyes.
**[09:30] Momiji**
What? Because I'm flat-chested?!
**[09:32] Asahi**
Oh, Mahiron...
**[09:34] Mahiro**
Uh! No, um, that's not what I meant...
**[09:37] Mahiro**
Uh— Um— You know? Err...
**[09:40] Asahi & Momiji**
Hee hee hee hee...
**[09:43] Momiji**
Take this, and that, and this!
**[09:47] Asahi**
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
**[09:52] Momiji**
And how about that?!
**[09:54] Mahiro**
I can't take this much longer!
**[09:56] Mahiro**
*Whoa!*
**[09:58] Mahiro**
*Wait? No way...*
**[10:00] Mahiro**
*I know this feeling all too well...*
**[10:08] Asahi**
Where's the big reaction?!
**[10:09] Momiji**
We could go all day, you know?!
**[10:13] Mahiro**
*It has returned...*
**[10:16] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] Kaede; Momiji; Asahi & Miyo**
Onimai.
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:18] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:21] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[10:21] Mahiro & Mihari**
Onimai.
**[10:23] Asahi**
Take this!
**[10:25] Momiji**
Ey!
**[10:27] Asahi**
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
**[10:33] Momiji**
Squidgy?
**[10:35] Asahi**
What's wrong?
**[10:37] Mahiro**
T-T...
**[10:40] Mahiro**
Time out!
**[10:49] Mihari**
What is it? What's wrong?
**[10:57] Kaede**
What's the matter, Mihari?
**[10:59] Mihari**
W-Well, um... Er...
**[11:02] Mihari**
M-Mahiro-chan says she's feeling
a little light-headed, so...
**[11:05] Kaede**
Really? Oh, no!
**[11:07] Kaede**
She does look a little pale,
now that you mention it.
**[11:11] Mihari**
Not to worry!
**[11:12] Mihari**
Just stay put and enjoy
yourself with the others!
**[11:17] Miyo**
What's up with Mahiro-chan?
**[11:19] Kaede**
The hot water got to her, apparently.
**[11:20] Asahi**
What a baby.
**[11:37] Mihari**
Looks like the drug has
finally started to wear off.
**[11:40] Mihari**
Perhaps the hot spring played a role as well.
**[11:43] Mihari**
At this rate, you'll be fully
reverted by tomorrow morning.
**[11:47] Mahiro**
B-But we can't let that happen!
**[11:49] Mahiro**
Everyone's gonna find out!
**[11:51] Mihari**
You're right.
**[11:52] Mahiro**
Besides, this is all so sudden.
**[11:55] Mahiro**
And I was really enjoying this trip, too...
**[11:59] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[12:09] Mihari**
It's gonna be okay.
**[12:11] Mihari**
After all...
**[12:14] Mihari**
I brought the drug with me just
in case of such an emergency!
**[12:17] Mahiro**
Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!
**[12:20] Mahiro**
Honestly...
**[12:21] Mihari**
But are you sure about this?
**[12:23] Mihari**
If you take it, you'll be stuck
as a girl for a while longer.
**[12:29] Mihari**
You won't be able to turn
back for a long time.
**[12:39] Girls**
We're back!
**[12:46] Momiji**
I'm glad you seem to be feeling better!
**[12:48] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah! Just felt a little dizzy, is all.
**[12:51] Asahi**
We were worried!
**[12:53] Miyo**
Maybe it was fatigue.
**[12:55] Miyo**
I'm glad you're better now, though!
**[12:58] Momiji**
That was so relaxing, though, wasn't it?
**[13:00] Asahi**
That felt great!
**[13:04] Asahi**
We could go back in again!
**[13:06] Momiji**
I'd be down for that!
**[13:08] Everyone**
Wow!
**[13:11] Momiji**
This is so fancy!
**[13:13] Asahi**
It's a feast!
**[13:14] Miyo**
It's amazing! There's so much food!
**[13:16] Kaede**
Cod milt tempura, roast
venison, and boar stew!
**[13:20] Kaede**
There's even grated yam!
**[13:21] Mihari**
What an nourishing meal!
**[13:24] Asahi**
It's so creamy and tasty!
**[13:27] Asahi**
What does "cod milt" mean, anyway?
**[13:29] Miyo**
I'll tell you.
**[13:31] Asahi**
Oh...
**[13:34] Momiji**
Sho good!
**[13:36] Asahi**
I'm gonna have another one!
**[13:36] Kaede**
Have you tried this yet? It's really good!
**[13:39] Momiji**
This one's yummy, too!
**[13:43] Momiji**
Huh? Aren't you gonna eat
something, Mahiro-chan?
**[13:46] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:47] Mahiro**
Oh, uh... I will, I will!
**[13:53] Everyone**
Thanks for the meal!
**[13:56] Mihari**
I loved every single dish!
**[13:58] Miyo**
I wanna learn how to plate food like that.
**[14:00] Asahi**
I don't think I can get up.
**[14:02] Momiji**
You'll turn into a cow if you
sleep right after you eat!
**[14:04] Asahi**
Moo!
**[14:05] Asahi**
Moo, moo!
**[14:08] Miyo**
Wait! I think it's snowing!
**[14:11] Kaede**
What? Really?
**[14:12] Asahi**
It is?
**[14:14] Momiji**
It's snowing? Let me see!
**[14:17] Miyo**
See? It's really snowing!
**[14:21] Miyo**
It's so pretty.
**[14:22] Momiji**
It's amazing.
**[14:24] Mihari**
I'm so glad we came here.
**[14:25] Kaede**
Shall we go check out the garden
while we walk off the food?
**[14:29] Everyone**
Okay!
**[14:32] Miyo**
I wonder how cold it is.
**[14:34] Kaede**
Let's take pictures!
**[14:34] Momiji**
Come with us, Mahiro-chan.
**[14:35] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[14:40] Mahiro**
S-Sure...
**[14:59] Kaede**
Hey, look!
**[15:03] Kaede**
Whatcha think? Don't we look great?
**[15:07] Miyo**
All right, I'm taking a picture!
**[15:10] Mihari & Kaede**
Yay!
**[15:12] Asahi**
You'll pay!
**[15:14] Asahi**
Take this, Momijiro!
**[15:17] Momiji**
I read you like a book!
**[15:24] Momiji**
Take that!
**[15:32] Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan?
**[15:35] Miyo**
You seem a little down, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:40] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan...
**[15:45] Mahiro**
Thank—
**[15:45] Mahiro**
Ouch!
**[15:48] Asahi**
Bull's-eye!
**[15:51] Mahiro**
Asahi! Just you wait!
**[15:54] Mahiro**
Surprise attacks don't count, you know?!
**[15:57] Momiji**
You've done it now.
**[16:05] Mahiro**
It's been so long since I
played in the snow.
**[16:13] Miyo**
It's cold!
**[16:16] Mahiro**
That's right.
**[16:17] Mahiro**
If I turned back now, I'd be
giving up on all of this, huh?
**[16:21] Mahiro**
And... I'm kinda happy
with the way things are.
**[17:08] Kaede**
Over there!
**[17:09] Momiji**
Where?
**[17:10] Kaede**
Look! Right there!
**[17:13] Asahi**
Mahiron! Get over here!
**[17:36] Asahi**
I wanna keep playing!
**[17:39] Miyo**
Sleeping does feel like a bit
of a wasted opportunity, huh?
**[17:42] Momiji**
Well, we still have all
day tomorrow, remember?
**[17:44] Asahi**
I guess you're right.
**[17:46] Mihari**
It feels like we're on a
field trip, doesn't it?
**[17:46] Momiji**
Right.
**[17:46] Miyo**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[17:47] Asahi**
Let's play more tomorrow!
**[17:48] Momiji**
Sure thing! What should we do?
**[17:51] Kaede**
Oh, right. I guess you missed
out on those, skipping grades.
**[17:55] Kaede**
We should do this again sometime.
**[17:57] Momiji**
Yeah, we should!
**[17:59] Miyo**
Where should we go next?
**[18:00] Asahi**
Honduras!
**[18:03] Miyo**
Why there?
**[18:04] Momiji**
Where even is that?
**[18:06] Asahi**
I have no idea!
**[18:07] Momiji**
Is it even in Japan?
**[18:26] Momiji**
Squidgy?
**[18:53] Momiji**
Smooth...
**[18:55] Mahiro**
Smooth?
**[19:07] Mahiro**
I-I'm in the clear?
**[19:11] Sign**
Tsukimi Inn
**[19:19] Asahi**
Miyo-chin!
**[19:21] Asahi**
Boo!
**[19:24] Miyo**
What are you doing?
**[19:25] Asahi**
Bet you I can fit ten more.
**[19:27] Miyo**
No way!
**[19:27] Momiji**
How did I end up sleeping
on your futon last night?
**[19:31] Momiji**
I don't remember a thing.
**[19:33] Mahiro**
R-Really? You were probably just sleepwalking.
**[19:37] Mahiro**
All I remember is something squidgy.
**[19:41] Kaede**
All right, guys! Let's get going!
**[19:43] Mihari**
Are you all set?
**[19:44] Everyone**
All set!
**[19:47] Mihari**
Thanks for the lovely stay!
**[19:49] Hostess**
We hope to see you again!
**[19:51] Everyone**
Thank you!
**[19:56] Mahiro**
Thanks, we'd love to!
**[20:17] Mihari**
They've all fallen asleep, huh?
**[20:21] Mihari**
So you chose this route in the end, huh?
**[20:24] Mahiro**
What do you mean?
**[20:26] Mihari**
You chose to take the medicine, right?
**[20:29] Mahiro**
W-Well, it wasn't exactly the best
time to be changing back, you know?
**[20:34] Mihari**
Is that all?
**[20:36] Mahiro**
I-It's not that I wanna
stay a girl or anything.
**[20:40] Mahiro**
It's just...
**[20:41] Mahiro**
I'd like things to stay this way
just a little while longer.
**[20:46] Mahiro**
What's so funny?
**[20:53] Mihari**
You've really changed,
haven't you, Onii-chan?
**[20:56] Mihari**
I don't just mean your appearance.
**[20:58] Mihari**
I guess you could say the rehabilitation
project was a resounding success.
**[21:02] Mahiro**
R-Rehabilitation project?
**[21:04] Mahiro**
You conniving little sister!
**[21:06] Mahiro**
You'll pay for this once I turn back, you hear?!
**[21:08] Mahiro**
Hmph!
**[21:09] Mihari**
Yeah, yeah.
**[21:10] Mihari**
But in the meantime, here's to your
continued New Life Plus as a girl!
**[21:15] Mahiro**
Why, you...
**[21:20] Mahiro**
Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad.
**[21:31] Sign**
Next Stop: Onimai
**[21:31] Announcer**
*Next stop, Onimai. Onimai.*
**[21:33] ---**
Next Stop: Onimai
**[21:35] Momiji**
We better get off.
**[21:38] Momiji**
Guys?
**[21:43] Kaede**
Look.
**[23:27] Sign**
The end.
**[23:38] Everyone**
*The end!*