ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister!

Recluse Mahiro would rather lose himself in his video games than venture into the outside world. After emerging from his cocoon of a room, he’s shocked to see a teenage girl staring back at him in the mirror. What did his younger sister Mihari do to him? Mahiro should be angry, yet he’s curious about this second chance at life. Can he soar in this brave new world? He’s intrigued to find out!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body

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[00:30] Mahiro
    It's midday already?
[00:36] Mahiro
    Did I catch a cold or something?
[00:38] Mahiro
    My body does feel kinda sluggish.
[00:52] Mahiro
    Were my hands always this small?
[01:06] Mahiro
    Something's definitely off.
[01:08] Mahiro
    My head feels kinda funny, too.
[01:23] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
    Animal Friends
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
    KonoMia: God's Blessing
    on This Magnificent World
[01:39] Mahiro
    Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
[01:40] Mahiro
    I'm Mahiro Oyama,
[01:42] Mahiro
    an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
    home security officer.
[01:45] Mahiro
    I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
[01:48] Mahiro
    Th-This is crazy, but...
[01:50] Mahiro
    I think I've turned into a girl!
[01:50] Sign
    Shut-in
[02:03] Mahiro
    B-Better check.
[02:05] Mahiro
    You know? For science.
[02:08] Mihari
    Morning, Onii-chan!
[02:20] Mihari
    W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
[02:22] Mihari
    I mean— Uh— I...
[02:39] Mihari
    Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
[02:42] Mihari
    I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
[02:44] Mihari
    I didn't expect you to
    turn out looking so cute.
[02:47] Mihari
    Around middle school age, perhaps?
[02:57] Mahiro
    M-Mihari...
[02:59] Mahiro
    You didn't drug me, did you?!
[03:01] Mihari
    Just a little drop in your drink.
[03:04] Mahiro
    Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
[03:08] Mahiro
    What do you take your big
    brother for, anyway?
[03:13] Mihari
    An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
[03:15] Sign
    Unemployed
[03:17] Mihari
    A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
    left the house in two years.
[03:21] Sign
    Shut-in
[03:22] Mihari
    Not to mention, you're addicted
    to those gross video games.
[03:24] Sign
    Gross
[03:25] Mihari
    I think it's about time you got a job.
[03:31] Mahiro
    But how can I find work looking like this?
[03:36] Mahiro
    You want me to sell my body?
[03:38] Mihari
    Absolutely not!
[03:40] Mihari
    I just need you to let me monitor you.
[03:43] Mihari
    Think of it like a clinical trial.
[03:45] Mihari
    And don't worry.
[03:46] Mihari
    You'll go back to normal once
    the medicine's out of your system.
[03:50] Mihari
    ...I think.
[03:51] Mahiro
    Y-You think?!
[03:52] Mihari
    Well, what's done is done.
[03:54] Mihari
    Why don't you try enjoying
    life as a girl for a bit?
[03:57] Mahiro
    As a girl?
[03:58] Mihari
    That being said, though,
[04:00] Mihari
    you could start by getting up a little earlier
    and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
[04:10] Mahiro
    All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
[04:13] Mahiro
    Then I'll indulge in the greatest
    pleasure life has to offer!
[04:16] Mahiro
    Girl edition!
[04:19] Mahiro
    Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
[04:23] Mahiro
    You shouldn't even be barging
    into my room in the first place.
[04:28] Mihari
    Ew...
[04:32] Mihari
    Oh, Onii-chan.
[04:36] Mihari
    Let me let you in on a little secret.
[04:38] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[04:39] Mihari
    Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
[04:41] Mihari
    It's 100 times more
    intense than the penile.
[04:43] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:44] Mihari
    I'm just saying, if you rush into
    this before you're ready...
[04:50] Mihari
    The experience might quite
    literally blow your mind.
[04:54] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:56] SE
    Kaboom!
[05:07] Mahiro
    You're a scoundrel!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[05:27] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[05:33] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[06:42] Sign
    ONIMAI
[06:42] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[06:43] Sign
    Mahiro
SIGN    #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
[06:54] Mahiro
    Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
[06:56] Mahiro
    I'm still a machine!
[06:58] Mahiro
    A monster-slaying machine!
[07:07] Mahiro
    Ugh, but the boss is gonna
    spawn any moment now.
[07:18] Sign
    Tea
[07:19] Mahiro
    I gotta do it. For the game.
[07:24] Mahiro
    Nope, not happening!
[07:34] Mahiro
    Oh, whoops. Um...
[07:36] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[08:29] Mihari
    All right, Onii-chan.
[08:31] Mihari
    Show me your tummy.
[08:35] Mahiro
    I'd rather not do that sort of
    roleplaying with my little sister...
[08:37] Mihari
    I'm doing a check-up!
[08:43] Mihari
    Now, breathe in.
[08:46] Mihari
    And out.
[08:47] Mahiro
    Do we have to do this every day?
[08:49] Mihari
    For the time being.
[08:50] Mihari
    Okay, now turn around.
[08:58] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[08:59] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[09:00] Mihari
    It smells like wet dog in here.
[09:03] Mahiro
    Uh...
[09:06] Mihari
    When was the last time you bathed?
[09:08] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[09:11] Mahiro
    Like five days ago?
[09:22] Mahiro
    So the time has finally come...
[09:28] Mahiro
    I'm sorry!
[09:30] Mahiro
    Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
    Have I lost it?!
[09:34] Mahiro
    All right.
[09:35] Mahiro
    Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
[09:44] Mahiro
    It's actually... more lewd this way.
[09:52] Mihari
    Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
    of clothes out here, okay?
[09:58] Mihari
    Wh-What was that?!
[10:00] Mihari
    Are you okay?!
[10:01] Mahiro
    I-I'm fine!
[10:07] Mahiro
    What's gotten into me today?
[10:18] Mahiro
    There's nothing much to
    speak of there, anyway.
[10:27] Mahiro
    I guess taking a bath doesn't
    hurt every once in a while.
[10:30] Mahiro
    Now, where did she put my clothes?
[10:35] Mahiro
    Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
    clothes here instead of mine.
[10:41] Mahiro
    Hey! What about my clothes?!
[10:44] Mihari
    I told you! I left them right there!
[10:54] Mahiro
    You serious?
[10:59] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:59] Mihari
    Onimai.
[11:03] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:03] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[11:12] Mihari
    So incredibly cuuuuute!
[11:15] Mihari
    I've always wanted a little
    sister to play dress-up with!
[11:20] Mahiro
    I'm not your little sister!
[11:25] Mihari
    Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
[11:28] Mahiro
    Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
[11:34] Mahiro
    I don't feel right wearing
    such flimsy clothes.
[11:36] Mahiro
    I'm getting changed right
    after this, you hear?
[11:39] Mahiro
    Oh yeah, that reminds me.
[11:41] Mahiro
    I went ahead and put away all
    your old clothes for you.
[11:43] Mahiro
    I'll be arranging all your
    outfits from now on, okay?
[11:47] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[11:48] Mihari
    I mean, come on.
[11:49] Mihari
    If I left you to your own devices,
    you'd never get changed.
[11:54] Mihari
    Getting up and getting
    dressed in the morning...
[11:56] Mihari
    Remembering to wash your
    face and eat breakfast...
[11:59] Mihari
    Taking a bath every day and
    brushing your teeth before bed...
[12:03] Mihari
    It's important in life to maintain
    a well-balanced routine.
[12:07] Mihari
    Besides,
[12:07] Mihari
    your old clothes probably don't
    fit you anymore anyway, right?
[12:15] Mihari
    And plus...
[12:17] Mihari
    Look at you.
[12:27] Mihari
    You're so much cuter now.
[12:29] Mihari
    Might as well dress up
    and show off a little.
[12:32] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[12:41] Mahiro
    Teehee.
[12:41] Mahiro
    Nope! No, no, no!
[12:43] Mahiro
    I'm not into that stuff!
[12:46] Mahiro
    Wearing dainty clothes like
    this just weirds me out.
[12:50] Mihari
    All right, then.
[12:51] Mihari
    You wanna try something a
    little more conservative?
[12:56] Mahiro
    W-Well, maybe just for today...
[13:00] Mahiro
    I can put up with this.
[13:18] Sign
    Here's your outfit for today
[13:18] Sign
    Mihari
[13:29] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[14:06] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:06] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:20] Mihari
    What's the matter, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Mihari
    What's got you down this time?
[14:24] Mahiro
    I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
[14:27] Mahiro
    I don't think I can stand the
    no-fap life much longer.
[14:30] Mahiro
    I was desperate to suppress the urge,
[14:32] Mahiro
    so I tried playing the BL game
    I accidentally bought once, but...
[14:42] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
    Toppington
[14:42] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
    I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
    I'll leave my mark on you,
    so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:43] Seme
    I'll make it so that you'll
    never be able to forget me.
[14:45] Seme
    I'll leave my mark on you,
    so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
    Bottomsley
[14:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
    No, stop!
    I'm not...
[14:49] Uke
    No, stop!
[14:50] Uke
    I'm not...
[14:55] Mahiro
    I got a little turned on.
[14:59] Mahiro
    I never thought this day would come...
[15:03] Mihari
    I-It's okay.
[15:05] Mihari
    You're a girl now, after all.
[15:07] Mihari
    It might just come with
    the territory, you know?
[15:10] Mahiro
    I refuse to accept this!
[15:16] Mihari
    Honestly...
[15:18] Mihari
    I wonder if the treatment has
    begun to alter his tastes.
[15:22] Mihari
    I'm pretty sure he likes the girly
    outfits more than he lets on as well.
[15:29] Sign
    Officer Busted
[15:29] Sign
    Anime Sports Edition
[15:39] Mihari
    Hey, Onii-chan.
[15:41] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[15:42] Mihari
    If you're up for it,
[15:44] Mihari
    I know just the thing that'll
    clear your head.
[15:50] Mahiro
    Noooo way!
[15:52] Mahiro
    Not in a million years!
[15:56] Mahiro
    You know I hate exercising!
[15:57] Mahiro
    Do you understand what it means
    to be a home security officer?!
[16:00] Mihari
    Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
[16:08] Mahiro
    I said I don't want to...!
[16:10] Mihari
    Stop wriggling.
[16:11] Mihari
    It'll help clear your head.
[16:12] Mahiro
    You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
[16:16] Mihari
    Then you'd rather fall
    further into that BL rabbit hole?
[16:26] Mahiro
    I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
    first time in two years because of this.
[16:34] Mihari
    All right, Onii-chan.
[16:35] Mihari
    You'll feel much better once
    you get your body moving.
[16:45] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[16:47] Mihari
    W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
[16:58] Mihari
    Of course. I planned on doing
    so from the get-go, okay?
[17:02] Mahiro
    Okay.
[17:04] Mihari
    I'm starting to wonder who's
    really the younger sister here.
[17:17] Mahiro
    Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
[17:20] Mahiro
    You're going too fast!
[17:22] Mihari
    Oh, sorry!
[17:27] Mihari
    You must have gotten a little out of shape.
[17:29] Mihari
    In more ways than one.
[17:35] Mahiro
    Even if I were in shape...
[17:37] Mahiro
    I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
[17:46] Mahiro
    My little sister is a talented person.
[17:49] Mahiro
    You might even say too talented.
[17:54] Mahiro
    She's always been athletic.
[17:56] Mihari
    She was even setting track
    records back in middle school.
[18:08] Sign
    Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
[18:08] Sign
    1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
[18:10] Mahiro
    She was so good at school
[18:13] Mahiro
    that she even got accepted to
    college several years early.
[18:17] Mahiro
    I was nothing compared to such
    a high-achieving little sister,
[18:20] Mahiro
    and people would judge me
    relentlessly because of it.
[18:24] Mahiro
    Not that that was their
    sole reason for doing so.
[18:28] Mahiro
    And look at me now, my own
    little sister's guinea pig.
[18:34] Mahiro
    But, strangely enough,
    I think I'm okay with it.
[18:39] Mahiro
    It feels like I've found a
    role I can actually thrive in.
[18:43] Mahiro
    Maybe it's time I give up trying
    to be the older brother,
[18:47] Mahiro
    and stay as I am now...
[18:58] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[19:19] Mihari
    What's wrong?
[19:21] Mahiro
    It hurts.
[19:22] Mihari
    What does?
[19:24] Mahiro
    My nipples.
[19:31] Mihari
    Why aren't you wearing it?!
[19:33] Mihari
    Didn't I give you one?!
[19:34] Mahiro
    Well, uh...
[19:36] Mahiro
    It was too much. I had to
    draw the line somewhere.
[19:39] Mahiro
    You know?
[19:42] Mihari
    Say no more.
[19:44] Mihari
    You and I are going bra shopping.
[19:46] Mihari
    Right now.
[19:49] Mahiro
    What?
[20:06] Mahiro
    H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
[20:09] Mihari
    No complaining.
[20:11] Hiyori
    Hi, welcome in!
[20:13] Mihari
    Excuse me. This is her first time.
[20:17] Mihari
    Would you mind showing her the ropes?
[20:18] Hiyori
    Absolutely. Right this way.
[20:30] Hiyori
    Okey-doke.
[20:31] Hiyori
    I'm going to start measuring, all right?
[20:34] Hiyori
    It'll only take a second.
[20:43] Mahiro
    W-Wai—!
[20:44] Hiyori
    No need to feel embarrassed.
[20:46] Hiyori
    Every girl has to wear one eventually.
[20:52] Hiyori
    Let's see...
[20:53] Hiyori
    I think you're around this size.
[20:56] Hiyori
    Which one would you like?
[21:01] Hiyori
    How about we try this one on
    and see how you feel?
[21:13] Hiyori
    You can always clasp it on
    back-to-front and then swivel it around.
[21:17] Mihari
    Mhmm, mhmm.
[21:24] Mihari
    Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
[21:27] Mihari
    It really suits you.
[21:35] Mahiro
    I think I'm having an identity crisis!
[21:44] Mihari
    Hey.
[21:45] Mihari
    Come on, what happened to exercising?
[21:49] Mahiro
    I'm done.
[21:55] Mihari
    Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
[21:59] Mihari
    Now then, I wonder what's
    in store for us next...
[22:00] Sign
    The Big Brother
[22:00] Sign
    Rehabilitation Project
[23:34] Sign
    See you
    next time
[23:34] Sign
    See you
    next time
SIGN    Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
[23:38] Mahiro
    See you next time!

Season 1

E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month

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[00:41] Mahiro
    Wh-What happened?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:01] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:07] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[02:14] Mahiro
    The water heater's broken?
[02:16] Mihari
    Yeah, the water's cold.
SIGN    #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
[02:19] Mahiro
    You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
[02:21] Mahiro
    Can't you fix it?
[02:22] Mihari
    This isn't my area of expertise.
[02:24] Mahiro
    Welp, guess we're not
    taking baths today, then!
[02:26] Mihari
    Not a chance!
[02:29] Mihari
    Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
[02:32] Mahiro
    Oh yeah, that one across
    from the liquor store?
[02:36] Mihari
    Well, go get ready.
    I'm gonna go get dressed.
[02:39] Mahiro
    Aww...
[02:45] Mahiro
    A public bath, huh?
[02:48] Mahiro
    Wait a sec!
[02:49] Mahiro
    Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
[02:55] Mahiro
    W-Welp, guess we're here...
[02:59] Mihari
    Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
[03:02] Mahiro
    C-Coming...
[03:17] Sign
    Women
[03:17] Mahiro
    Uh...
[03:18] Sign
    Men
[03:20] Mahiro
    Well, see you later.
[03:22] Mihari
    Wait, stop!
[03:23] Mihari
    Where are you going?!
[03:24] Sign
    Men
[03:24] Mahiro
    C-Come on, Mihari!
[03:26] Mahiro
    I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
[03:27] Mihari
    Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
[03:30] Receptionist
    Hello, welcome!
[03:32] Mihari
    Entry for two, please.
[03:34] Receptionist
    And your change.
[03:37] Sign
    Women
[03:39] Mahiro
    B-But wait!
[03:41] Mahiro
    Well, whatever.
[03:42] Mahiro
    If Mihari's fine with it...
[03:45] Mahiro
    If she says it's okay...
[03:48] Sign
    Women
[03:56] Mahiro
    Yup, looks about right.
[03:58] Mihari
    Sorry to disappoint.
[04:10] Mahiro
    So, I don't care if people see me.
[04:14] Mahiro
    But what about you?
[04:16] Mihari
    Huh? Why do you ask—?
[04:19] Mihari
    Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
[04:22] Mahiro
    Relax.
[04:23] Mahiro
    I couldn't care less about
    seeing my sister naked.
[04:28] Sign
    Kerorin
[04:33] Mahiro
    Wow, this place is awesome!
[04:36] Mahiro
    It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
[04:42] Mahiro
    Hey, look! They have spa jets!
[04:46] Mihari
    Come back here!
[04:47] Mihari
    We have to shower first!
[04:49] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am...
[04:52] Mahiro
    Umph.
[05:03] Mahiro
    All done.
[05:05] Mihari
    Stop right there!
[05:06] Mahiro
    What? I showered, didn't I?
[05:08] Mihari
    Your hair's longer now!
    You've gotta be more thorough!
[05:11] Mihari
    Here, now's as good a time as any.
[05:13] Mihari
    Let me show you how it's done.
[05:15] Mahiro
    Ugh...
[05:17] Mihari
    First, brush out your hair
    to remove any build-up.
[05:21] Mihari
    You should really do this before it's wet,
[05:23] Mihari
    but just remember for next time, okay?
[05:25] Mahiro
    Ow, ow, ouch!
[05:27] Mihari
    Next, wet your hair thoroughly
    with warm water.
[05:32] Mihari
    Now, in your palm, work the
    shampoo into a lather...
[05:36] Mihari
    Then gently massage the
    product into your scalp.
[05:44] Mihari
    Try not to scrub too hard, though.
[05:50] Mihari
    After that, rinse thoroughly.
[05:53] Mihari
    With long hair like this,
     it should take around five minutes.
[05:56] Mahiro
    Five minutes? Are you serious?!
[06:09] Mahiro
    It's finally over.
[06:12] Mahiro
    Huh?
[06:12] Mihari
    And for the final touch...
[06:15] Mihari
    A leave-in treatment for the ends!
[06:18] Mahiro
    What? You're kidding, right?
[06:23] Mahiro
    Somebody help!
[06:31] Mihari
    Now we can finally relax in the tub.
[06:34] Mihari
    It's bad manners to soak your
    hair in the water, remember?
[06:40] Mihari
    You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
    but a good, long soak will warm you back—
[06:45] Mahiro
    Enough!
[06:46] Mihari
    What?!
[06:47] Mihari
    But we just got in!
[06:49] Mahiro
    I'll wait for you in the lobby!
[06:54] Mihari
    Honestly...
[07:01] Mahiro
    No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
[07:01] Sign
    Women
[07:09] Mahiro
    Now, that hits the spot!
[07:19] Mahiro
    Still, it's been ages since we
    bathed together like that, huh?
[07:23] Boy
    Come on, hold still!
[07:26] Boy
    Get back here!
[07:30] Boy
    You'll catch a cold if
    you don't dry your hair!
[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    I'm gonna start rinsing now.
[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    Keep your eyes shut, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari
    Okay!
[07:41] Mahiro
    I used to help her bathe all
    the time when we were kids.
[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    Okay, all done!
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari
    Thanks, Onii-chan!
[07:56] Mahiro
    Now, it looks like...
[08:02] Mahiro
    she's the one helping me.
[08:05] Mahiro
    Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
[08:07] Mahiro
    I mean...
[08:07] Little Girl
    Thanks, Onii-chan!
[08:08] Mahiro
    If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
[08:10] Mahiro
    She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
[08:12] Sign
    Women
[08:13] Mihari
    Onii-cha—
[08:15] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan?
[08:18] Mihari
    Oh, there you are!
[08:19] Mihari
    Sorry for the wait!
[08:20] Mahiro
    "Mahiro-chan"?
[08:23] Mihari
    Well, we're out in public, you know?
[08:26] Mihari
    I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
[08:30] Mahiro
    I guess you're right.
[08:36] Mahiro
    Well, let's head home!
[08:42] Mahiro
    Onee-chan!
[08:46] Mihari
    O-O-Onee-chan...
[08:49] Mahiro
    Whoa, there!
[08:50] Mahiro
    I was just playing along!
[08:52] Mihari
    Onee-chan...
[08:55] Mihari
    That settles it.
    Let's come here again, okay?
[08:57] Mahiro
    Q-Quit it!
[08:58] Mahiro
    Get off of me!
[09:00] Mihari
    Pat, pat, pat.
[09:01] Mahiro
    Stop stroking my hair!
[09:04] Mihari
    It's still damp...
[09:09] Mihari
    I think it's high time your big sis taught
    you how to dry your hair properly.
[09:14] Mahiro
    This is torture!
[09:19] Sign
    ONIMAI
[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[09:27] Mahiro
    I'm sleepy.
[09:30] Mihari
    Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
[09:33] Mahiro
    Coming!
[09:39] Mihari
    Wait, Onii-chan!
[09:41] Mihari
    Your hair's soaking wet!
[09:43] Mahiro
    Ugh.
[09:45] Mahiro
    I can't help it. It gets wet
    every time I wash my face.
[09:48] Mihari
    Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
[09:54] Mahiro
    Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
[09:57] Mihari
    Right?
[09:58] Mahiro
    Wow, girls have so many cool
    items in their inventory.
[10:01] Mahiro
    Like this, and bras, and stuff.
[10:03] Mihari
    Stop talking like we're in a video game.
[10:06] Mihari
    Try to take hair care more
    seriously from now on, okay?
[10:10] Mihari
    Hair is a crucial part of our
    self-expression, you know?
[10:12] Mahiro
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:20] Mahiro
    This is pretty good.
[10:24] Mahiro
    Man, I'm stuffed!
[10:29] Mahiro
    I wonder when I last ate a
    proper breakfast like this.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Oh, it's just a mirror.
[10:39] Mahiro
    I guess Mihari must have put it here.
[10:46] Mahiro
    Hair care, huh?
[10:51] Mahiro
    There.
[10:53] Mahiro
    All done!
[10:55] Mahiro
    Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
[11:00] Mihari
    My goodness, how cute!
[11:06] Mahiro
    It's just, you know, it's been
    getting hot out recently.
[11:09] Mahiro
    So I thought I'd try putting my
    hair up like you saw, and well...
[11:14] Mahiro
    I started trying a bunch of
    styles and got kind of into it.
[11:18] Mihari
    You have some of the most
    random talents, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Mahiro
    Comes from playing video games.
    My hand-eye coordination is—
[11:24] Mihari
    Wait! I have an idea.
[11:26] Mihari
    Let's document our findings!
[11:28] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[11:29] Mihari
    Starting with buns.
[11:31] Mihari
    So cute!
[11:32] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[11:35] Mihari
    Now for a sporty ponytail!
[11:38] Mihari
    You look adorable!
[11:39] Mihari
    Okay, next!
[11:42] Mihari
    Twintails! A classic!
[11:45] Mihari
    Stunning!
[11:49] Mihari
    Why not add some cat ears, too?
[11:51] Mihari
    Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
[11:54] Mahiro
    Huh? What pose?
[11:55] Mihari
    Don't think, just do!
[11:56] Mahiro
    Uh— But I don't—
[11:56] Mihari
    You got this, Mahiro-chan!
[11:58] Mihari
    You're beautiful!
[11:59] Mihari
    Captivating!
[12:00] Mihari
    Absolutely adorable!
[12:01] Mihari
    Now pose like a cat!
[12:03] Mahiro
    L-Like a cat?!
[12:05] Mahiro
    R-Right meow?
[12:10] Mahiro
    Hold it!
[12:11] Mahiro
    What am I, your puppet?!
[12:13] Mihari
    Oh dear.
[12:14] Mahiro
    Wh-What have I become?
[12:17] Mahiro
    When did my feminine side become
    so second nature to me?
[12:21] Mihari
    Excellent.
[12:23] Mihari
    I've noticed there's less friction
    with your new wardrobe now, too.
[12:27] Mihari
    Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
[12:29] Mahiro
    Th-That's not...
[12:31] Mahiro
    Besides, look who's talking!
[12:33] Mahiro
    How can you say that when you basically
    wear the same outfit every day?!
[12:37] Mihari
    Th-That's different.
[12:39] Mihari
    This is like my uniform.
[12:42] Mihari
    My trademark outfit, if you will.
[12:43] Mahiro
    Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
[12:45] Mihari
    What?!
[12:47] Mihari
    H-How dare you?!
    This is rich coming from you!
[12:50] Mihari
    Just you watch!
[13:17] Mihari
    W-Well?
[13:20] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[13:21] Mihari
    A-Are you happy now?
[13:24] Mahiro
    Wha?
[13:26] Mahiro
    Oh... sure.
[13:31] Mahiro
    Ouch!
[13:33] Mahiro
    What was that fo—?!
[13:35] Mahiro
    Hey! I didn't do anything!
[13:41] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:41] Mihari
    Onimai.
[13:43] Mahiro
    Onimeow.
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:54] Mihari
    You even sit differently.
[14:00] Mihari
    My goodness.
[14:02] Mihari
    You've really gotten into
    the swing of things, huh?
[14:06] Mahiro
    It's just, that position feels more
     natural in this body, somehow.
[14:12] Mahiro
    Not good! This is not good!
[14:18] Mahiro
    I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
[14:21] Mahiro
    ...is what I'd like to say, but...
[14:23] Mahiro
    What does it mean to be...
[14:25] Mahiro
    masculine?
[14:26] Mihari
    Oh, dear.
[14:28] Mihari
    Well, let's see. First things first...
[14:31] Mihari
    Someone who's strong!
[14:32] Mahiro
    Strong!
[14:33] Mihari
    Reliable!
[14:35] Mahiro
    Reliable!
[14:36] Mihari
    Able to whisk someone off their feet!
[14:40] Mihari
    Ouch.
[14:43] Mahiro
    H-How about a piggyback?
[14:45] Mahiro
    Here I go!
[14:52] Mahiro
    Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
[14:56] Mahiro
    Bring it!
[15:01] Mahiro
    Fine, we settle this with video games!
[15:03] Mihari
    What does that have to do with masculinity?
[15:10] Mihari
    I think you should be worrying
    less about masculinity
[15:13] Mihari
    and more about setting a
     routine for yourself.
[15:15] Mahiro
    Fine.
[15:17] Mihari
    Getting up at a set time every day,
[15:19] Mihari
    moderating video game time,
[15:21] Mihari
    building up an exercise regimen...
[15:23] Mahiro
    Exercise...
[15:26] Mahiro
    That's it!
[15:28] Mahiro
    Strength training!
[15:29] Mihari
    Whoops-a-daisy.
[15:41] Mahiro
    I tried.
[15:42] Mihari
    Wait, what?!
[15:44] Mihari
    Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
[15:47] Mihari
    If you wanna exercise, you'll need
    to try a little harder than that.
[15:54] Mahiro
    Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
[15:57] Mihari
    You can't be serious.
[15:59] Mahiro
    No, really...
[16:02] Mahiro
    I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
[16:08] Mihari
    What? What's wrong?
[16:11] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[16:21] Mahiro
    I feel a lot better now, actually.
[16:26] Mihari
    Thank goodness!
[16:30] Mahiro
    H-Hey! Don't cry!
[16:33] Mahiro
    It's not that big a deal.
[16:35] Mihari
    I-I can't help it!
[16:37] Mihari
    I worried what I'd do
    without you, you know?!
[16:46] Mahiro
    What even was that, anyway?
[16:48] Mahiro
    It doesn't feel like I
    have a cold or anything.
[16:52] Mahiro
    Don't tell me!
[16:53] Mahiro
    You don't think it's a side effect
    of that medicine you gave me?!
[16:59] Mihari
    No, I swear I took all the
    necessary precautions.
[17:03] Mihari
    And besides,
[17:04] Mihari
    it'd be strange for side effects to
    suddenly occur almost a month in.
[17:11] Mihari
    A month?
[17:22] Mihari
    Um...
[17:24] Mihari
    Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
[17:26] Mahiro
    Like what?
[17:28] Mihari
    Feeling sleepy?
[17:29] Mahiro
    I'd say so.
[17:30] Mihari
    Sluggish?
[17:32] Mahiro
    Yup.
[17:33] Mihari
    Kinda low-energy?
    A bit down in the dumps?
[17:37] Mahiro
    Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
    the home security officer!
[17:40] Mihari
    I'm not! Just listen, okay?
[17:45] Mihari
    Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
[17:48] Mahiro
    My breasts?
[17:51] Mahiro
    Now that you mention it,
    they do feel a little tender.
[17:55] Mihari
    What about your tummy?
[17:57] Mihari
    Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
[18:00] Mahiro
    Yeah, you're right! It does!
[18:02] Mihari
    Y-You know, Onii-chan...
[18:05] Mihari
    I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
[18:08] Mihari
    I think you might be on your—
[18:10] Mahiro
    Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
[18:17] Mahiro
    Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[18:26] Mihari
    W-Wait!
[18:29] Mahiro
    What is it?
[18:31] Mihari
    Um... Well... Err...
[18:35] Mihari
    J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
[18:47] Mahiro
    What's she so worked up about, anyway?
[18:52] Mahiro
    I've been to the bathroom
    plenty of times.
[19:23] Mahiro
    That's it. This is the end.
[19:25] Mihari
    Onii-chan, I can explain...
[19:28] Mahiro
    I had my whole life ahead of me.
[19:30] Mihari
    Listen to me.
[19:32] Mahiro
    If I had only known, I would've
    finished that game sooner.
[19:37] Mahiro
    Mihari, it's up to you now.
[19:47] Mihari
    Onii-chan.
[19:51] Mihari
    Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
[19:57] Mihari
    It should help with the pain.
[20:03] Mihari
    It's recommended to do some
    light stretching, too.
[20:08] Mihari
    We can do some together once
    the pain settles down a bit.
[20:19] Sign
    Red Beans
    Over Rice
[20:19] Mihari
    I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
[20:21] Mahiro
    No, thank you!
[20:36] Mihari
    Did you put it on properly?
[20:38] Mahiro
    I think so.
[20:47] Mahiro
    It feels kinda... awkward.
[20:52] Mahiro
    Do you guys really wear these things?
[21:00] Mahiro
    They're so uncomfortable.
[21:04] Mihari
    You'll get used to it.
[21:06] Mahiro
    I don't know...
[21:08] Mihari
    You complain, but don't guys have—
[21:12] Mahiro
    Have what?
[21:13] Mihari
    Don't guys have a foreign
    object to contend with too?
[21:16] Mihari
    Below the waist, I mean.
[21:18] Mahiro
    Don't call it that!
[21:20] Mihari
    How do you normally keep it under control?
[21:22] Mahiro
    What?!
[21:23] Mahiro
    How can you ask such a thing?!
[21:25] Mahiro
    You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
[21:28] Mihari
    Honestly!
[21:29] Mihari
    It's because you were complaining
    about it being uncomfortable!
[21:32] Mahiro
    No, it's just...
[21:37] Mahiro
    Anyway, I never knew you were
    going through this every month.
[21:42] Mahiro
    And all without whining about it once.
[21:44] Mahiro
    What a trooper.
[21:48] Mahiro
    Well!
[21:49] Mahiro
    Next time your tummy's hurting,
    let your big brother know, okay?
[21:53] Mahiro
    I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
[21:56] Mahiro
    Eek!
[21:57] Mahiro
    Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
[22:00] Mihari
    Have some tact!
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
[23:38] Mihari
    See you next time!

Season 1

E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter

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[00:05] Mahiro
    Gotta pee, gotta pee!
[00:10] Kaede
    Huh?
[00:32] Kaede
    You saw... didn't you?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:54] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:00] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
[02:13] Mihari
    Perfect.
[02:25] Mihari
    What's going on?
[02:28] Mahiro
    Save me, Mihari!
[02:35] Mihari
    So, uh...
[02:37] Mihari
    She and I were classmates
    back in middle school.
[02:41] Kaede
    I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
[02:45] Mahiro
    She seems a little colorful
    to be one of Mihari's friends.
[02:48] Mahiro
    Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?
[02:50] Mahiro
    Ugh, this is way outside my comfort
    zone as a home security officer!
[02:54] Mahiro
    If she were to find out who I really am...
[02:57] Kaede
    You creep! Pervert!
[02:59] Kaede
    You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
[03:02] Mahiro
    Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
[03:03] Kaede
    So what's your name?
[03:05] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
[03:09] Mahiro
    Mahiro.
[03:11] Kaede
    Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
[03:13] Kaede
    Hang on.
[03:14] Kaede
    You never told me you had
    a little sister, Mihari.
[03:17] Mihari
    Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
[03:20] Mahiro
    Mhmm, yup.
[03:23] Kaede
    Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right!
[03:28] Mahiro
    Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
    keeping her company for a bit?
[03:32] Mahiro
    I still have a paper to
    finish up for college.
[03:34] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:35] Kaede
    Man, getting into college
    early sounds rough.
[03:38] Kaede
    Sure thing! As a mere high
    schooler, I've got time to kill.
[03:41] Mihari
    You're the best!
[03:46] Mahiro
    D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
[03:54] Kaede
    So...
[03:55] Kaede
    What do you like to do in
    your free time, Mahiro-chan?
[03:58] Mahiro
    Uh! I like... reading manga
    and... p-playing games.
[04:04] Kaede
    You play games?! So do I!
[04:12] Kaede
    See? It's that puzzle
    game everyone's playing.
[04:14] Mahiro
    Oh... I don't play that one.
[04:17] Kaede
    Oh, you don't?
[04:21] Kaede
    Never mind, then.
[04:24] Mahiro
    I give up.
[04:26] Kaede
    Oh?
[04:31] Kaede
    I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
[04:33] Kaede
    Let's eat something, shall we?
[04:38] Kaede
    I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
[04:42] Mahiro
    You're gonna cook?
[04:44] Kaede
    I've actually got a little sister, too.
[04:48] Kaede
    So I cook for her all the time.
[04:51] Kaede
    I'm the domestic type, you know?
[04:56] Kaede
    Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
[04:58] Mahiro
    I've never done it before.
[05:00] Kaede
    It's pretty easy. Watch.
[05:42] Kaede
    All right, let's dig in!
[05:44] Mahiro
    Right.
[05:51] Mahiro
    It's yummy!
[05:52] Kaede
    Really? I'm so glad!
[06:03] Mahiro
    It's weird, but...
[06:05] Mahiro
    this feels kinda nice.
[06:12] Kaede
    I'm so full.
[06:14] Mahiro
    Same.
[06:16] Kaede
    Let's take the rest up to
    your sister later, okay?
[06:19] Mahiro
    Okay.
[06:22] Mahiro
    I thought a gyaru would be
    more of a wild child.
[06:29] Kaede
    So, Mahiro-chan...
[06:31] Kaede
    You've never done it before, have you?
[06:34] Mahiro
    Wha?
[06:37] Kaede
    Maybe I could give you
    a little demonstration.
[06:40] Mahiro
    Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!
[06:43] Mahiro
    U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
[06:48] Kaede
    There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[06:51] Kaede
    Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
[06:55] Kaede
    Now, close your eyes.
[06:58] Mahiro
    B-But I'm not...
[07:00] Mahiro
    Just try to relax.
[07:04] Mahiro
    My head's gonna explode!
[07:11] Kaede
    There! All done!
[07:18] Kaede
    See? You're all dolled up!
[07:23] Mahiro
    She was talking about make-up?!
[07:25] Kaede
    Mihari's not as into this
    stuff as I am, you know?
[07:29] Mihari
    Sorry to disappoint.
[07:34] Mihari
    Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
[07:38] Kaede
    Oh, no! Not that!
[07:41] Mihari
    High school changed you, you traitor!
[07:44] Kaede
    Delete it!
[07:45] Mihari
    Not a chance!
[07:46] Mihari
    Oh, hang on!
[07:48] Mihari
    I could show you how to
    coordinate an outfit, too!
[07:50] Mihari
    Can you take me up to your room?
[07:52] Mahiro
    Absolutely not!
[07:56] Kaede
    All right, I should head home.
[07:59] Kaede
    Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
[08:01] Kaede
    And thanks for having me, Mihari!
[08:05] Mihari
    Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
[08:07] Mihari
    I thought she'd be good
    socialization practice for you.
[08:11] Mahiro
    You could've told me.
[08:14] Mahiro
    But you're right, she was pretty nice.
[08:20] Mahiro
    She's kinda like...
[08:22] Mahiro
    the perfect big sister!
[08:26] Mahiro
    You could learn a lot from her, you know?
[08:30] Mahiro
    Mihari-oneechan.
[08:35] Mihari
    Huh?
[08:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[08:39] Kaede
    Onimai.
[08:40] Sign
    The Greatest Hit of the Century
[08:41] Narrator
    The greatest hit of the century!
[08:52] Leonardo
    Wait for me!
[08:55] Leonardo
    It feels like I've known you for years.
[08:59] Narrator
    But then fate tore them apart.
[09:04] Leonardo
    I won't let you die here!
[09:06] Kate
    Leonardo!
[09:11] Kate
    Leonardo!
[09:16] Sign
    Titanic in Space
[09:17] Narrator
    Titanic in Space.
[09:20] Mahiro
    It's finally out!
[09:22] Mahiro
    I wonder when they'll start
    streaming it online.
[09:28] Mihari
    Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
[09:32] Mahiro
    It's a shame my duty as home
    security officer doesn't allow it.
[09:37] Mihari
    Why don't we go see it together?
[09:40] Mahiro
    Wha?
[09:42] Sign
    The Greatest Hit of the Century
[09:53] Mahiro
    Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
[09:57] Mihari
    There's a movie theater upstairs.
[09:59] Mahiro
    Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
    It burns my soul!
[10:03] Mihari
    You're so dramatic.
[10:05] Kaede
    Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
[10:07] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan!
[10:08] Kaede
    It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
[10:11] Mahiro
    Same here!
[10:13] Kaede
    'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:17] Mahiro
    P-Psst, what about the movie?
[10:20] Mihari
    Well, we kinda have some
    time to kill before it starts...
[10:23] Mahiro
    I've been tricked.
[10:24] Kaede
    Hurray!
[10:25] Mahiro
    Hm?
[10:26] Kaede
    I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
[10:28] Mahiro
    Wha? W-Wait a sec...
[10:42] Kaede
    This hair clip would look
    great on you, Mihari.
[10:46] Mihari
    It's okay. I don't need one.
[10:48] Kaede
    You sure?
[10:54] Mahiro
    Ugh, I'm exhausted.
[10:57] Mahiro
    Going shopping for girl stuff
    really takes it out of you.
[11:00] Kaede
    Yeah, great choices!
[11:04] Kaede
    Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
[11:07] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:09] Kaede
    We gotta check out the bathing suits!
[11:11] Mahiro
    We're not done yet?!
[11:24] Kaede
    Ta-da!
[11:25] Kaede
    What d'ya think?
[11:27] Mahiro
    Whoa...
[11:28] Mahiro
    Y-You're stacked...
[11:31] Kaede
    Oh, don't make me blush!
[11:33] Kaede
    You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
[11:38] Mihari
    I haven't worn a swimsuit since
    gym class back in middle school.
[11:43] Mihari
    H-How do I look?
[11:46] Kaede
    You look amazing!
[11:47] Kaede
    It really suits her! Right?
[11:49] Mahiro
    Yeah, well, you know?
[11:50] Mahiro
    It was a tough act to follow.
[11:54] Mihari
    That reminds me.
[11:55] Mihari
    Didn't you say you wanted a
    swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
[11:58] Mihari
    Go and pick one to try on!
[11:59] Kaede
    Let's go!
[12:06] Mihari
    Gosh, it's perfect!
[12:08] Kaede
    You look adorable!
[12:10] Mahiro
    I can't go out in public wearing this!
[12:13] Mahiro
    It's basically underwear,
    for crying out loud!
[12:15] Mihari
    Then how about this?
[12:18] Kaede
    You could also cover up with
    a beach wrap, if you'd like.
[12:20] Mahiro
    Nnngh...
[12:22] Mihari
    Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
[12:29] Mahiro
    Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
[12:32] Kaede & Mihari
    Then it's settled!
[12:38] Mahiro
    Why did I even buy this?
[12:40] Mihari
    I kinda bought one on impulse...
[12:41] Kaede
    Hang on. I feel like we're
    forgetting something...
[12:45] Mihari
    The movie!
[12:56] Narration
    They have returned!
[12:58] Narration
    The long-awaited next entry
    in the worldwide hit series,
[13:01] Narration
    "Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."
[13:03] Mahiro
    We made it!
[13:04] Narrator
    This version of me just
    doesn't know when to quit.
[13:05] Mihari
    The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
[13:09] Kaede
    Look, it's about to start.
[13:13] Leonardo
    I won't let you die here!
[13:16] Kate
    Leonardo!
[13:25] Mahiro
    Nngh, I really need to go!
[13:28] Mahiro
    And right at the best part, too.
[13:30] Mahiro
    I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[13:32] Mihari
    Okay.
[13:38] Mahiro
    I'm a bit nervous about
    using the girls' bathroom.
[13:43] Mahiro
    Wha?
[13:46] Mahiro
    What... the hell?
[13:50] ---
    Titanic in Space
[13:50] Hiyori
    I was sobbing!
[13:52] Raika
    Me too!
[13:53] ---
    Titanic in Space
[13:54] Raika
    That last scene had me bawling.
[13:54] Mahiro
    Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
[13:57] Hiyori
    My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
[13:57] ---
    Titanic in Space
[14:03] Mahiro
    I-I can't hold it much longer!
[14:06] Kate
    Leonardo!
[14:12] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
[14:21] Kaede
    Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
[14:25] Kaede
    Don't worry. It's okay.
[14:28] Kaede
    Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
[14:29] Kaede
    I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
[14:32] Kaede
    Do you think you can wait for me here?
[14:33] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[14:34] Kaede
    This'll be our little secret, okay?
[14:52] Mihari
    What took you guys so long?
[14:53] Kaede
    The line was pretty long.
[15:02] Mahiro
    Onee-chan...
[15:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede
    Onimai.
[15:11] Sign
    ONIMAI
[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede
    Onimai.
[15:18] Mahiro
    Lunch sure is taking a while.
[15:21] Mahiro
    Mihari better not be sleeping in.
[15:25] Mahiro
    Jeez...
[15:26] Mahiro
    Really not living up to the
    "Onee-chan" title now, are we?
[15:30] Mahiro
    Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
[15:47] Mahiro
    Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
[15:49] Mihari
    I've got a cold, silly!
[15:52] Mahiro
    Oh, no! My bad!
[15:54] Mihari
    I'm fine.
[15:55] Mihari
    I took some medicine,
[15:57] Mihari
    so I just need some rest.
[15:59] Mihari
    You'll have to make do with
    instant ramen for lunch.
[16:02] Mihari
    There's some in the cupboard—
[16:05] Mahiro
    Mihari...
[16:07] Sign
    Soy Sauce
[16:09] Mahiro
    Mihari's always staying
    up late writing reports.
[16:13] Mahiro
    And she does all the housework, too!
[16:14] Mahiro
    Ugh, what am I doing
    calling her "Onee-chan"?!
[16:17] Mahiro
    She's your little sister, dammit!
[16:21] Mahiro
    I can do this! For her!
[16:24] Mahiro
    Besides, housework can't be that bad!
[16:26] Mahiro
    It's my duty as home security officer!
[16:28] Mahiro
    I'll do a bang-up job and show her
    what a great big brother I can be!
[16:33] Mahiro
    Oops...
[16:37] Mahiro
    They're a little soggy.
[16:45] Mahiro
    Bleach or fabric softener?
    Non-alkaline or alkaline?
[16:49] Mahiro
    Who cares? It's all the same, right?
[16:54] Mahiro
    Anybody can use a vacuum!
[16:58] Mahiro
    Oh, yeah. I should make
    Mihari something to eat.
[17:05] Mahiro
    In times like this, nothing beats
    some homemade rice porridge!
[17:08] Mahiro
    Rice porridge, huh?
[17:13] Sign
    Incoming Call
[17:13] Sign
    Mahiro-chan
[17:16] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:17] Kaede
    Hm? What's up?
[17:19] Kaede
    How to make rice porridge?
[17:21] Kaede
    It's really simple, actually!
[17:23] Kaede
    But wait, does that mean
    Mihari's under the weather?
[17:26] Kaede
    Is she okay? Should I come over and help?
[17:28] Mahiro
    Oh, no, it's okay.
[17:29] Mahiro
    I think I've got this. But thanks!
[17:45] Mahiro
    Easy now...
[17:50] Mahiro
    Now I put it on low heat
    and let it simmer, right?
[18:03] Sign
    Mihari
[18:04] Mahiro
    Hup.
[18:08] Mahiro
    I made you rice porridge.
[18:11] Mihari
    What? You did?
[18:14] Mahiro
    I can't promise it's any good, though.
[18:27] Mahiro
    H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
[18:29] Mihari
    I just... I can't believe...
    Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
[18:34] Mahiro
    All right, already! Just eat
    it while it's hot, okay?
[18:38] Mihari
    Okay.
[18:45] Mihari
    It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
[18:50] Mahiro
    I forgot to add salt.
[18:56] Mahiro
    Change clothes before
    you go back to sleep, okay?
[18:58] Mihari
    Okay.
[19:15] Kaede
    Morning, Mihari-chan!
[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari
    Morning, Kaede!
[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede
    Wait. What's with the hair clip?
[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari
    Oh, this?
[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari
    My big brother gave it to me.
[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari
    He said it was a reward for
    doing so well on that test.
[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede
    Aww, must be nice to have
    such a sweet older brother.
[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari
    Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede
    I have a little sister, actually.
[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede
    But honestly, we don't have much in common.
[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari
    Aw, that's too bad.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede
    But she's super cute all the same.
[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede
    I like baking cookies and
    stuff for her when I can.
[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari
    Wait, you know how to bake?
[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari
    Teach me, teach me!
[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede
    Of course!
[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede
    We can bake at my place together sometime!
[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari
    Hurray!
[20:18] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[20:23] Mihari
    Thank you.
[20:30] Mihari
    Perfect!
[20:31] Sign
    Mihari
[20:50] Mihari
    My big brother was always so sweet to me.
[20:53] Mihari
    But as time went by, he gradually
    stopped spending time with me.
[21:00] Mihari
    I worked so hard at school and sports
    because I craved his praise so badly.
[21:07] Mahiro
    Something smells nice in here.
[21:11] Mahiro
    A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
[21:13] Mihari
    Yup, I'm all better now!
[21:16] Mihari
    Look, I baked cookies.
[21:22] Mahiro
    Sho good!
[21:23] Mahiro
    You've always been so
    good at baking, Mihari!
[21:26] Mihari
    Actually, this is a recipe
    Kaede taught me a while back.
[21:30] Mahiro
    Oh, really? Wow!
[21:33] Mihari
    But we've gotten to talk
    a lot more recently.
[21:35] Mahiro
    No wonder it tastes so good!
[21:36] Mihari
    In a way... it's just like old times.
[21:39] Mihari
    There's plenty more, okay?
[21:41] Mahiro
    Woo-hoo!
[21:42] Mahiro
    They're so good, I could eat them all day!
[21:47] Mihari
    Our roles are a little reversed, but...
[21:49] Mihari
    I'd love it if we could stay like
    this just a little while longer.
[23:28] Mihari
    I take it all back!
[23:31] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Kay Yu
[23:38] Kaede
    See you next time!

Season 1

E4 - Mahiro's New Friend

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    Magical Girl Nicolara!
[00:05] Supapoon
    Time for a flash sale!
[00:09] Nicolara
    I'm gonna send your wrath soaring
    beyond the stars in the sky!
[00:15] Nicolara
    Smile...
[00:17] Nicolara
    Hurricane!
[00:19] Supapoon
    Nico!
[00:21] Supapoon
    Sorry, but we're closed for today!
[00:27] Nicolara
    Kya-ha!
[00:28] Mahiro
    The current Sunday morning
    line-up is so hype.
[00:30] Mahiro
    I was worried about them
    ditching the team-of-five formula,
[00:33] Mahiro
    but focusing on one character
    isn't all that bad.
[00:34] Mahiro
    Actually, no! It's great!
[00:39] Nicolara
    Happiness Full Field!
[00:50] Nicolara
    Kya-ha!
[00:54] Mahiro
    Okay!
[01:03] Mahiro
    Smile...
[01:06] Mahiro
    Hurricane!
[01:09] Mahiro
    Huh?
[01:15] Mihari
    Oh, no!
[01:17] Mihari
    You got me!
[01:18] Mahiro
    Stop it! Leave me alone!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
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SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #04 Mahiro's New Friend
[02:54] Mihari
    You've become a real little girl,
    right down to your interests.
[02:59] Mahiro
    The Sunday morning block is
    for all men of culture!
[03:07] Mihari
    I'm afraid I must take my leave.
[03:11] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:13] Mahiro
    B-But whatever for, Mihari?!
[03:15] Mahiro
    Have I disappointed you in some way?!
[03:17] Mihari
    Don't be silly.
[03:20] Mihari
    Anyway, it was just a formality.
[03:23] Mihari
    I'm at a major turning point in my research,
[03:25] Mihari
    so I'll most likely be staying
    over at school tonight.
[03:28] Mihari
    Do you think you can take care
    of things at home for me?
[03:31] Mahiro
    B-But—
[03:33] Mahiro
    Of course!
[03:36] Mahiro
    I wouldn't have it any other way!
[03:38] Mahiro
    You're talking to a pro home
    security officer, remember?!
[03:42] Mihari
    Oh, is that right?
[03:47] Mihari
    You'll have to make yourself
    dinner, all right?
[03:50] Mahiro
    I-I'll just get something
    from the corner store...
[03:56] Mihari
    And don't forget the housework!
[03:58] Mahiro
    That I cannot promise!
[04:02] Mihari
    Are you sure you'll be okay?
[04:04] Mahiro
    I'll be fine! Quit worrying, will ya?
[04:07] Mihari
    I have a bad feeling...
[04:08] Mihari
    See you tomorrow!
[04:10] Mahiro
    Yep, yep!
[04:21] Mahiro
    Freedom!
[04:23] Mahiro
    Time to loaf around to my heart's content!
[04:32] Mahiro
    Maybe I should get changed first.
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[04:36] Mahiro
    This brings back memories!
[04:39] Mahiro
    So loose and baggy!
[04:42] Mahiro
    Wait! What am I getting all excited about?
[04:48] Mahiro
    I guess I could play a game or something.
[04:53] Sign
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[05:02] Mahiro
    Not feeling it right now for some reason.
[05:06] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll read manga instead.
[05:21] Mahiro
    I just can't focus on any of it.
[05:25] Mahiro
    Come to think of it, ever
    since I got this new body,
[05:28] Mahiro
    Mihari's been there watching
    over me in some way or another.
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[05:41] Mahiro
    We even hang out now and then.
[05:45] Mahiro
    No, wait! Stop it!
[05:48] Mahiro
    I'm making it sound like
    I'm lonely or something!
[05:50] Mahiro
    That's it! I need food!
[05:52] Mahiro
    And I'm gonna go all out!
[05:55] Mahiro
    Whoa!
[05:58] Mahiro
    It's a feast!
[06:05] Mahiro
    A feasht fit for a king!
[06:09] Mahiro
    And ish all foh me!
[06:13] Mahiro
    Pizha shure ish nicsh
    every oncsh in a while!
[06:15] Mahiro
    The oiler the becher!
[06:19] Mahiro
    Wai— Water— Mihari—!
[06:43] Mahiro
    I think I'm full.
[06:47] Mahiro
    Guess I'll go take a bath and head to bed.
[06:59] Mihari
    I'm home!
[07:02] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[07:09] Mihari
    You awake?
[07:15] Mihari
    You went to bed without drying
    your hair, didn't you?
[07:19] Mihari
    Honestly. I knew you'd
    be hopeless without me.
[07:29] Mihari
    There! That's much bette—
[07:31] Mihari
    Wh-What's wrong? What happened?
[07:35] Mahiro
    N-Nothing!
[07:39] Mahiro
    Dummy.
[07:44] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[07:44] Sign
    ONIMAI
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[07:48] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:48] Momiji
    Onimai.
[07:59] Mahiro
    Mihari! Slow down!
[08:04] Mihari
    Oh, Onii-chan... So this
    is your weak spot, huh?
[08:11] Mahiro
    Stop! I'm near the edge!
[08:15] Mahiro
    I'm almost there!
[08:21] Mihari
    Yay! I win!
[08:23] Mahiro
    And I'm out.
[08:26] Mihari
    Go pick up the groceries
    like we promised, okay?
[08:28] Mihari
    It's the supermarket across
    from the station.
[08:30] Mihari
    I wrote a list of everything we need.
[08:33] Mahiro
    Grrr...
[08:36] Mahiro
    Hmph!
[08:37] Mihari
    You can buy yourself a treat
    with the change, if you'd like.
[08:40] Mahiro
    I'm not a child!
[08:41] Mahiro
    Fine, I'll do it.
[08:43] Mahiro
    I'm a man of my word, after all.
[08:47] Mahiro
    I-I'll be right back...
[08:50] Mihari
    You got this!
[09:06] Mihari
    Looks like he's slowly
    getting used to going out.
[09:10] Mihari
    He's even started helping
    around the house more,
[09:12] Mihari
    ever since he helped me through that cold.
[09:16] Mihari
    He might be able to go
    back to a normal life soon.
[09:19] Mihari
    And then one day, he'll
    meet a great guy and...
[09:24] Mahiro
    Oh, darling...
[09:26] Mahiro
    I'm so happy.
[09:31] Mihari
    Okay, not likely.
[09:32] Mihari
    But one can dream.
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[09:42] Child
    Mommy, I want hamburger steak for dinner!
[09:44] Mom
    You have to ask nicely, dear.
[09:46] Mahiro
    I can't do this!
[09:49] Mahiro
    The corner store was bad enough!
[09:50] Mahiro
    There are way too many people here!
[09:53] Mahiro
    N-No! I can't just cower here like a child!
[09:56] Mahiro
    I proved I could be a capable big
    brother when Mihari was ill, didn't I?!
[10:02] Momiji
    Excuse me...
[10:05] Mahiro
    Y—
[10:06] Mahiro
    Yes?!
[10:12] Mahiro
    E-E-E-Err...
[10:14] Momiji
    Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:24] Momiji
    You don't seem to have a fever.
[10:25] Momiji
    Um...
[10:27] Momiji
    If you need help, I'd be
    happy to lend a hand.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Sorry about this.
[10:40] Momiji
    Don't be silly! It's my pleasure.
[10:44] Mahiro
    I can't believe I dragged
    this poor boy into this.
[10:47] Momiji
    I'm not huge on big crowds myself.
[10:50] Momiji
    So what did you need to get?
[10:51] Mahiro
    U-Uh, I have a list...
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[10:54] Momiji
    Beef, sliced pork, potatoes, carrots,
    onions, and shirataki noodles.
[11:00] Momiji
    For nikujaga stew, right?
[11:04] Momiji
    Are you okay with the cheaper meat?
[11:07] Mahiro
    I'm not sure.
[11:08] Momiji
    Let's see how much you
    have, and we can go from there.
[11:12] Sign
    May Queen Potatoes
[11:16] Mahiro
    They all look the same to me.
[11:18] Momiji
    You wanna look for ones that are
    smooth and don't have any bruising.
[11:23] Momiji
    For carrots, I heard the deeper the
    color and smaller the stem, the better.
[11:28] Mahiro
    You're so knowledgeable!
[11:29] Momiji
    You think so?
[11:35] Mahiro
    Ahh... What a nice guy.
[11:37] Raika
    Look, aren't those two cute?
[11:40] Raika
    I wonder if they're a couple.
[11:42] Hiyori
    Stop talking about strangers like that.
[11:44] Mahiro
    A-A couple?!
[11:48] Mahiro
    O-Oh, right. I'm a girl right now.
[11:52] Mahiro
    No, but still! You can't just—
[11:56] Momiji
    Is something wrong?
[11:59] Mahiro
    Uh... Wait a sec.
[12:01] Mahiro
    Why am I so flustered?
[12:05] Momiji
    Are you feeling okay?
[12:06] Mahiro
    I-It's not like that!
[12:08] Mahiro
    There's been a big mistake here!
[12:13] Shop Assistant
    Have a nice day!
[12:16] Mahiro
    My body had a mind of its
    own for a second there.
[12:20] Momiji
    I'm glad you were able to get everything!
[12:22] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah! Thanks!
[12:25] Mahiro
    W-Well, Imma head— I-I'll
    be heading home now...
[12:32] Momiji
    Sorry, gimme one sec.
[12:34] Momiji
    Hello?
[12:35] Momiji
    I'm in front of the
    supermarket with a friend.
[12:38] Mahiro
    Friend...
[12:40] Kaede
    Oh! There you are!
[12:43] Kaede
    Momiji!
[12:46] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan?!
[12:46] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[12:48] Kaede
    Wait, you're friends with Mahiro-chan?
[12:51] Kaede
    Where did you guys meet?
[12:53] Mahiro
    "Onee-chan"?!
[12:55] Mahiro
    Come to think of it, she did say she
    had a little sister, didn't she?
[13:02] Mahiro
    "Little sister"?
[13:03] Mahiro
    You're a girl?!
[13:06] Momiji
    You didn't know? Do I
    really look that boyish?
[13:11] Kaede
    You could at least put on a skirt.
[13:14] Momiji
    But I'm more comfortable in pants!
[13:16] Kaede
    Aww...
[13:17] Mahiro
    Thank goodness... She's a girl.
[13:17] Momiji
    Give it a rest, okay?
[13:19] Kaede
    You're so sheepish sometimes.
[13:21] Mahiro
    That was a close one.
[13:29] Mihari
    Oh!
[13:31] Mihari
    You mean Momiji-chan?
[13:32] Mihari
    She'd be in middle school now, I think.
[13:34] Mihari
    She's a good kid, isn't she?
[13:35] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[13:36] Mahiro
    She had me questioning
    myself for a minute there.
[13:43] Mihari
    Y-You're into little girls?!
[13:45] Mahiro
    No, that's not what I meant!
[13:48] Mahiro
    Besides, I'm technically the
    same age as her now, aren't I?
[13:51] Mahiro
    Wait... Does that make me a lesbian?
[13:57] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:58] Momiji
    Onimai.
[13:59] Sign
    Oyama
[14:00] Mihari
    Come in, come in!
[14:01] Kaede & Momiji
    Thanks for having us!
[14:05] Kaede
    Sorry about this.
[14:07] Kaede
    I know you must be busy.
[14:09] Mihari
    Nonsense, it's fine!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Wait a sec! Hey, Kaede-chan!
[14:16] Kaede
    Oh! Hi, Mahiro-chan!
[14:17] Kaede
    Sorry to bother you guys.
[14:19] Mahiro
    And this is...?
[14:22] Momiji
    Hello! Nice to see you again!
[14:26] Mahiro
    Who?
[14:27] Momiji
    I-It's Momiji!
[14:29] Momiji
    We met the other day, remember?!
[14:33] Mahiro
    S-Sorry, it's just...
[14:34] Mahiro
    You're wearing a skirt today, so
    I didn't recognize you, you know?
[14:39] Momiji
    It's my school uniform.
[14:41] Momiji
    We came straight here from school.
[14:44] Kaede
    Sorry we didn't tell you.
[14:46] Kaede
    She just insisted on tagging along.
[14:48] Momiji
    Why not? May as well if you are!
[14:51] Kaede
    I'm here to study for a test, you know?
[14:57] Kaede
    Honestly.
[14:58] Kaede
    You're hopeless.
[15:02] Kaede
    Sorry, Mahiro-chan.
[15:04] Kaede
    Do you mind playing with
    Momiji up in your room?
[15:08] Mahiro
    Wha? M-My room?
[15:11] Mahiro
    Just gimme one sec!
[15:27] Sign
    Mahiro
[15:29] Mahiro
    C-Come in...
[15:30] Momiji
    Thank you!
[15:33] Momiji
    Wow!
[15:35] Mahiro
    Being alone in my room with a girl
    was not on today's agenda!
[15:39] Mahiro
    What do you even do in this situation?!
[15:42] Momiji
    Your room's more boyish than
    I thought it was gonna be.
[15:44] Momiji
    You have so many game consoles!
[15:46] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[15:48] Mahiro
    I can't let her look around too much!
[15:50] Mahiro
    J-Just pick a topic! Anything!
[15:56] Momiji
    By the way, Mahiro-chan.
[15:58] Momiji
    What's thi—?
[15:59] Mahiro
    Oh! That's right!
[16:01] Mahiro
    Do you hate skirts, Momiji?
[16:03] Momiji
    Huh?
[16:03] Momiji
    U-Um... I wouldn't go that far.
[16:07] Momiji
    But skirts feel so drafty, right?
[16:10] Momiji
    It feels a little pointless.
[16:13] Mahiro
    I-I-I feel that!
[16:16] Momiji
    They don't really suit me anyway.
[16:19] Mahiro
    What? That's not true!
[16:21] Mahiro
    You look pretty cute to me.
[16:23] Momiji
    C-Cu...
[16:27] Momiji
    N-No way! You look ten
    times cuter than I do!
[16:31] Mahiro
    Wait, wha...?!
[16:36] Mahiro
    No, no, no! No way!
[16:37] Mahiro
    Well, actually, I do look pretty cute...
[16:40] Mahiro
    But we're not talking about me!
[16:44] Momiji
    So you admit it, huh?
[16:53] Momiji
    Time for punishment!
[16:56] Mahiro
    Stop, stop, stop!
[16:57] Mahiro
    Stop it!
[16:59] Momiji
    Take this, and that!
[16:59] Mihari
    Wait, what? Huh?
[17:01] Mihari
    What's happening?
[17:02] Momiji
    I'm not done yet!
[17:02] Mahiro
    Is this how girls interact with each other?
[17:06] Momiji
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[17:07] Mahiro
    N-No more!
[17:19] Momiji
    I'm sorry! I took it too far!
[17:26] Mahiro
    A-Anyway...
[17:28] Mahiro
    I'm sure if you give it some time,
    you'll get used to them.
[17:31] Mahiro
    Plus, you might feel better if
    you wore tights underneath.
[17:34] Momiji
    G-Got it.
[17:36] Momiji
    I'm so sorry about your manga, Mahiro-chan!
[17:39] Momiji
    They're all over the floor...
[17:42] Sign
    Milkpie
[17:44] Momiji
    I-I-I-I-Is this—?
[17:47] Mahiro
    Don't look at that!
[17:53] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:55] Momiji
    Um... Is that...
[17:58] Momiji
    I-Is that a... dirty...
[18:02] Mahiro
    This is... Um, you know?
[18:07] Mahiro
    This is my brother's!
[18:09] Momiji
    Your brother's?
[18:11] Mahiro
    Uh...
[18:12] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah. Um... Err...
[18:18] Mahiro
    This used to be my big
    brother's room, you see?
[18:21] Mahiro
    I-I'm just... using it for the time being.
[18:25] Mahiro
    Oh! He got into a good college,
[18:28] Mahiro
    so he's living on his
    own far away from home.
[18:33] Momiji
    So your brother's into
    that kind of stuff, huh?
[18:44] Mahiro
    I-I couldn't just throw out all his stuff.
[18:47] Mahiro
    So I just kept everything
    the way he left it.
[18:50] Mahiro
    I know it's weird, but...
[18:53] Mahiro
    They remind me of him...
[18:56] Momiji
    I see...
[18:58] Momiji
    That makes sense.
[19:00] Momiji
    But still...
[19:03] Momiji
    You really shouldn't have
    these lying around!
[19:06] Mahiro
    Wha?
[19:07] Momiji
    Let's at least put the
    dirty ones away somewhere!
[19:09] Momiji
    I'll help!
[19:11] Mahiro
    Wha?
[19:12] Mahiro
    What?!
[19:13] Mahiro
    Uh... Hold on...
[19:14] Momiji
    Look, there's a box right over there.
[19:17] Sign
    Making This
    Sassy Babe Mine
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[19:22] 19
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[19:23] 19
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[19:24] 19
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[19:25] 19
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[19:26] 19
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[19:28] Mahiro
    Um... Could we at least
    sort them by genre?
[19:39] Momiji
    That should do it.
[19:41] Mahiro
    Farewell, my comrades...
[19:44] Mahiro
    Though I guess we're not throwing them out,
[19:47] Mahiro
    so it's not the end of the world.
[19:48] Momiji
    Now to put this in the closet.
[19:54] Mahiro
    Be careful, it's heavy!
[19:56] Momiji
    I got it!
[19:58] Mahiro
    I'll help you!
[20:08] Momiji
    Ow, ow, ouch...
[20:10] Momiji
    Sorry! Are you all right?
[20:23] Mihari
    What happened?!
[20:24] Mihari
    I heard a really big thud just now!
[20:31] Mihari
    Um...
[20:35] Mahiro
    I-I swear, Mihari— Onee-chan!
[20:38] Mahiro
    It's not what it looks like!
[20:41] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan, shouldn't she be
    the one saying that, not you?
[20:47] Kaede
    Already acting like besties, huh?
[20:52] Mahiro
    I'm so glad she catches on quick.
[20:56] Kaede
    Thanks for today!
[20:58] Kaede
    I'm much more confident
    about the test now!
[21:00] Mihari
    Good luck!
[21:03] Momiji
    See you later, Mahiro-chan!
[21:06] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah!
[21:14] Mihari
    Look at you, making friends!
[21:16] Mahiro
    Me making friends with a girl
    her age is basically a crime!
[21:19] Mihari
    But you're around the same age as her now.
[21:21] Mahiro
    Hmm, I guess.
[21:23] Mahiro
    More importantly...
[21:25] Mihari
    Hmm?
[21:26] Mahiro
    She touched my boobs.
[21:31] Kaede
    So, what did you guys do together?
[21:33] Momiji
    Wha? Oh! Uh...
[21:36] Momiji
    It's a secret!
[21:40] Momiji
    She seems cool, though, doesn't she?
[23:26] Momiji
    They were so soft and squishy...
[23:32] Momiji
    Still rock-solid!
[23:35] Sign
    See you next week!!
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[23:38] Momiji
    See you next time!

Season 1

E5 - Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings

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[00:10] Mihari
    What a lovely morning!
[00:13] Mihari
    If only Onii-chan would get
    up early for once to see it.
[00:21] Mahiro
    Oh, g'morning.
[00:28] Mihari
    You're... awake.
[00:35] Mihari
    B-Better make sure the
    disaster kit's stocked up!
[00:39] Mahiro
    What are you saying?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
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    Mahiro Oyama
[01:04] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #05 Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
[02:11] Mahiro
    They're selling clear files from my
    fave anime at the corner store today.
[02:18] Mahiro
    The popular characters tend to
    get snatched up quick, you know?
[02:19] Sign
    Magical Fleet
    Love★Master
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    Magical Fleet
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[02:23] Mahiro
    It means neglecting my duty as
    home security officer, of course,
[02:28] Mahiro
    but materialism won out in the end.
[02:32] Mihari
    Wait, hold on...
[02:33] Mihari
    D-Does that mean you're...
[02:36] Mahiro
    Yup.
[02:37] Mahiro
    I'm headed out right now.
[02:42] Mihari
    Y-You're actually...
[02:45] Mihari
    leaving the house of your own volition...
[02:49] Mahiro
    Oh, no! The waterworks!
[02:52] Mihari
    And you got up early!
[02:54] Mihari
    You even made breakfast all by yourself!
[02:56] Mahiro
    Okay, okay! I get it, all right?
[02:58] Mahiro
    Try and pull yourself together!
[03:02] Mihari
    I'll treat you to a nice lunch
    when you get back, okay?!
[03:06] Mahiro
    I'm just going to the corner store.
[03:10] Shop Assistant
    Have a nice day!
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[03:24] Mahiro
    I managed to get them all,
[03:27] Mahiro
    but getting there required
    quite the scavenger hunt.
[03:29] Mahiro
    I ended up having to come all the
    way out here to the station.
[03:32] Mahiro
    I thought about giving up and going home,
[03:35] Mahiro
    but I didn't wanna disappoint Mihari
    after all the fuss she made.
[03:40] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:43] Passerby
    Hey, take a look.
[03:48] Mahiro
    Hm?
[03:57] Mahiro
    I-I should head back.
[04:13] Student A
    This time I'm gonna beat your ass!
[04:13] Student B
    C'mon, let's go!
[04:14] Student C
    I've gotten way better, just so you know.
[04:18] Mahiro
    An arcade, huh?
[04:21] Mahiro
    Woohoo! What a blast from the past!
[04:24] Mahiro
    I used to come to these a ton back
    when I was in middle school!
[04:27] Mahiro
    Wow! Yeah!
[04:31] Student D
    He's cornered!
[04:32] Student D
    Yeah, go in for the punch!
[04:34] Student D
    That's it!
[04:35] Student D
    You got this! You got this!
[04:36] Student D
    Yeah! Get him!
[04:39] Student E
    I can still win this!
[04:40] Student D
    Almost, almost!
[04:43] Student F
    Hell yeah!
[04:44] Mahiro
    M-Maybe I'll skip the
    fighting games for now...
[04:49] Mahiro
    Hm?
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    Become the person of your dreams.
    Your best self ♥
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    Boys by themselves or in a group of boys
     may not enter the selfie corner.
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[04:56] Mahiro
    I-I'm allowed in here, right?
[04:59] Mahiro
    Since I'm a girl right now and all.
[05:01] Mahiro
    Wow, it's a whole new world!
[05:03] Mahiro
    I'm kinda getting a rush!
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    Capture Your Beauty!
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[05:09] Mahiro
    Can't hurt to give it a go, right?
[05:12] Mahiro
    Hey! You can add stickers!
[05:15] Mahiro
    My eyes look huge!
[05:17] Mahiro
    Is this what they mean by "instaworthy"?
[05:21] Sign
    Kokokara
[05:22] Mahiro
    They're done!
[05:31] Mahiro
    Wait!
[05:32] Mahiro
    What the hell am I even doing?!
[05:35] JK A
    So then my boyfriend was like...
[05:36] JK B
    No way! For real?!
[05:38] JK C
    What a jerk!
[05:39] Mahiro
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:52] Mahiro
    Man, I love these kinds of games.
[05:58] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:59] Mahiro
    I-Is somebody watching me?
[06:06] Mahiro
    He's still there!
[06:11] Mahiro
    B-But why?!
[06:13] Mahiro
    It's not like I'm that good at it.
[06:17] Mahiro
    O-Oh, no! Is it because I'm a girl?!
[06:22] Mahiro
    Ugh, one of those desperate types!
[06:25] Mahiro
    Girls who play rhythm games
    probably seem like easy targets...
[06:28] Mahiro
    Th-This sucks!
[06:33] Truant Officer
    All right, you.
[06:37] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of girl—
[06:39] Mahiro
    I mean, guy—
[06:40] Mahiro
    I mean, girl you're after!
[06:46] Mahiro
    Huh?
[06:51] Sign
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[06:54] Truant Officer
    Young lady, shouldn't you be in school?
[06:57] Mahiro
    Huh? S-School?
[06:59] Truant Officer
    Which school do you go to?
[07:00] Mahiro
    U-Um... Err...
[07:03] Truant Officer
    What's your name? What year are you?
[07:06] Mahiro
    U-Uh... Um...
[07:09] Truant Officer
    Can you tell me where your parents are?
[07:12] Mahiro
    No, no, no, no...
[07:16] Sign
    Oyama
[07:19] Mahiro
    I told you the outside world was scary!
[07:23] Mahiro
    There, there...
[07:26] Mahiro
    You got a talking-to, huh?
[07:27] Mahiro
    I guess today is a weekday.
    It slipped my mind.
[07:30] Mahiro
    Just when you finally ventured
    outside on your own, too.
[07:33] Mahiro
    If I'm not careful, we'll be
    right back where we started.
[07:37] Mahiro
    I need to fix this somehow.
[07:40] Sign
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    Meeeow~
[07:40] Mihari
    Sho cuuute!
[07:42] Sign
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[07:53] Mihari
    Oh, you've got split ends.
[07:54] Mahiro
    Huh?
[07:56] Mihari
    C'mere a sec.
[08:00] Mihari
    It's because you don't
    take proper care of it.
[08:03] Mahiro
    No, it's because it's unnecessarily long!
[08:06] Mahiro
    Forget that tiny thing, and
    let's chop it all off instead!
[08:09] Mihari
    No way! Not a chance!
[08:10] Mihari
    Don't you realize how difficult it
    is to grow your hair out that long?!
[08:14] Mahiro
    Huh? But mine grew out in one night...
[08:18] Mihari
    Still, I guess it is getting a little long...
[08:21] Mahiro
    Wha?
[08:24] Mihari
    All right! We're going to the hair salon!
[08:27] Mahiro
    The hair salon?!
[08:35] Raika
    Welcome in!
[08:37] Raika
    Oh!
[08:39] Raika
    What's this?
[08:40] Raika
    That was quick. Weren't you
    just here the other day?
[08:43] Mihari
    Oh, no. It's not for me this time.
[08:46] Mihari
    Could you work your magic
    on this little one today?
[08:52] Raika
    Sure thing. Right this way.
[08:55] Mahiro
    This is too much for a mere
    home security officer to take.
[09:01] Raika
    How about a two-inch trim?
[09:04] Raika
    Sound good?
[09:05] Mahiro
    Hyup!
[09:06] Raika
    It's not too tight, is it?
[09:08] Raika
    Let me know if anything feels off, okay?
[09:18] Raika
    So you're Mihari-chan's
    little sister, right?
[09:20] Raika
    Your big sis comes here
    quite often, you know?
[09:23] Mahiro
    O-Oh, really?
[09:26] Raika
    Is this your first time
    coming to a hair salon?
[09:28] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[09:30] Raika
    You in middle school?
[09:33] Raika
    It's been getting cold out recently, huh?
[09:35] Mahiro
    U-Uh...
[09:37] Raika
    What do you like to do on your days off?
[09:39] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[09:41] Raika
    Do you go out with your friends?
[09:49] Raika
    Okey-doke, are you happy with the length?
[09:52] Mahiro
    It's finally over.
[09:54] Raika
    Time for a quick shampoo, then. Follow me.
[09:58] Mahiro
    Okay...
[09:59] Mahiro
    Wait, there's more?!
[10:02] Raika
    Got places to be, huh?
[10:09] Raika
    Does it feel itchy at all anywhere?
[10:12] Mahiro
    No, not at all...
[10:14] Raika
    Long hair can be a hassle, huh?
[10:17] Raika
    But it's worth it when you have
    gorgeous hair like yours.
[10:33] Mahiro
    Maybe the hair salon isn't
    so bad after all...
[10:41] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[10:42] Raika
    Oh! Is it too hot?
[10:44] Mahiro
    N-No! Not at all!
[10:46] Mahiro
    Not one bit!
[10:49] Mahiro
    S-Scratch that, it rules!
[10:58] Mahiro
    Phew, I feel all refreshed now.
[11:00] Raika
    Now for your hair treatment.
[11:03] Mahiro
    Wha?!
[11:04] Raika
    Their parfaits are so good.
[11:07] Raika
    They have so many options,
    I can never decide what to get.
[11:11] Raika
    I really recommend their
    strawberry affogato one.
[11:15] Raika
    And their ruby chocolate sherbet, too.
[11:17] Raika
    Oh, and that limited-edition Shine
    Muscat grape flavor they did once!
[11:21] Raika
    You really should give them a try sometime!
[11:23] Mahiro
    Ugh...
[11:25] Mahiro
    I-I can't take this anymore!
[11:29] Mahiro
    She leaves me no other choice...
[11:31] Mahiro
    It's nap time.
[11:35] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:37] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:40] Mihari
    Wake up, Mahiro-chan! You're all set.
[11:44] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:49] Mahiro
    Wha—
[11:50] Mahiro
    What did she do to me?!
[11:54] Mihari
    You weren't waking up, so I asked
    her to give you a blowout.
[11:59] Raika
    You look great! Just like a princess!
[12:02] Mihari & Raika
    Right?
[12:04] Mahiro
    Like a princess?!
[12:11] Mihari
    Oh? So you like it, huh?
[12:14] Mahiro
    I-I never said that!
[12:24] Mihari
    Does it feel nice to get all dolled up?
[12:27] Mahiro
    N-Not especially...
[12:31] Mahiro
    Will it stay all poofy like this forever?
[12:35] Mihari
    It's not a perm, so probably not.
[12:37] Mihari
    It depends on your hair type,
[12:39] Mihari
    but styling usually doesn't
    hold up that long.
[12:44] Mihari
    There's always doing it yourself at home,
[12:46] Mihari
    but it can be a pain to keep up.
[12:48] Mihari
    And getting a hairdresser to do it every
    time can get a little pricey, too.
[12:59] Mahiro
    Th-That's steep.
[13:04] Sign
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[13:05] Raika
    Onimai.
[13:09] Sign
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[13:09] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[13:14] Mahiro
    Yeah?!
[13:15] Sign
    Mahiro
[13:19] Mahiro
    Okay, okay.
[13:20] Mahiro
    What's with you? You usually
    just come barging right in.
[13:32] Mahiro
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!
[13:36] Mahiro
    Help! S-Somebody help!
[13:49] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:50] Mihari
    It's a costume, silly!
[13:54] Mihari
    Today's Halloween, remember?
[13:59] Mahiro
    Who cares about some stupid holiday?!
[14:02] Mahiro
    I hate celebrating those kinds of things!
[14:05] Mihari
    Aww!
[14:06] Mihari
    But Kaede's having a party at her place.
[14:10] Mahiro
    Huh?
[14:11] Mihari
    I take it you're not coming, then, Onii-chan?
[14:15] Mihari
    Well, what's it gonna be?
[14:26] Mahiro
    T-T-T-T—
[14:28] Mahiro
    Trick or... treat!
[14:32] Mahiro
    Rawr!
[14:36] Kaede
    You're so cute!
[14:42] Mahiro
    Halloween rules!
[14:46] Kaede
    Gosh, Mahiro-chan! You really
    went the extra mile, huh?
[14:50] Mahiro
    Wait, what?
[14:52] Mahiro
    Am I the only one wearing a costume?
[14:54] Momiji
    Huh?
[14:56] Mahiro
    But Mihari told me it was a costume party.
[14:59] Mahiro
    Right?
[15:02] Mahiro
    You tricked me!
[15:05] Mahiro
    This is so embarrassing...
[15:07] Mihari
    Who cares? You look cute!
[15:09] Kaede
    Oh, goodness...
[15:10] Kaede
    So what have you come dressed as, Mihari?
[15:13] Mihari
    This isn't a costume.
[15:15] Kaede
    Yeah, I know.
[15:17] Mahiro
    Heh, she gotcha good!
[15:23] Kaede
    Okay, then. The two of us
    are gonna prepare dinner,
[15:26] Kaede
    so why don't you guys go play for a bit?
[15:28] Mahiro & Momiji
    Okay!
[15:30] Momiji
    What do you wanna do?
[15:32] Mahiro
    I kinda want to get out of this first.
[15:35] Momiji
    I can lend you something, if you want.
[15:37] Momiji
    Wanna go to my room?
[15:39] Mahiro
    Y-Your room?!
[15:41] Momiji
    Yeah.
[15:42] Mahiro
    Oh, but I wouldn't wanna impose...
[15:45] Momiji
    Come on, don't be silly.
[15:48] Mahiro
    Whoops—
[15:57] Mahiro
    The room of a girl I barely know.
[15:59] Momiji
    So...
[16:01] Momiji
    I don't really have anything cutesy.
[16:04] Mahiro
    Thanks.
[16:09] Mahiro
    That's too bad, though.
[16:11] Momiji
    What is?
[16:13] Mahiro
    I really wanted to see
    Kaede-chan in a costume.
[16:16] Momiji
    Oh...
[16:18] Momiji
    She does have a nice figure, huh?
[16:21] Kaede
    Boing!
[16:22] Kaede
    Jiggle!
[16:24] Kaede
    Wow!
[16:28] Momiji
    And then there's me...
[16:33] Mahiro
    I-I'm sure yours will
    grow in sooner or later!
[16:36] Mahiro
    You two are sisters, right?!
[16:39] Momiji
    I feel like she's hogging
    all the good genes.
[16:41] Mahiro
    Huh? No way!
[16:44] Momiji
    I envy you, Mahiro-chan.
    At least you have some.
[16:47] Mahiro
    Wha?!
[16:48] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[16:51] Mahiro
    Mihari's certainly aren't small...
[16:54] Mahiro
    Does that mean I have room to grow too?
[16:57] Mahiro
    Wait! What am I even saying?!
[17:02] Momiji
    What's wrong? Are you okay?
[17:05] Mahiro
    C-Crap!
[17:07] Mahiro
    I've been forgetting myself
    too easily lately!
[17:10] Mahiro
    You're a man, remember?! Get
    those dirty cogwheels turning!
[17:16] Momiji
    Hey...
[17:17] Momiji
    Do you think it's true that rubbing
    them makes them grow bigger?
[17:20] Mahiro
    Wha?
[17:22] Momiji
    Well, do you?
[17:23] Mahiro
    Uh... Um...
[17:26] Momiji
    Oh, no, not in a weird way...
[17:30] Mahiro
    Oh, right...
[17:39] Kaede
    Okay, you two!
[17:41] Kaede
    Come help set the table!
[17:43] Kaede
    Hm?
[17:49] Momiji
    Wow! There's pumpkins galore!
[17:53] Mahiro
    Ugh, but I don't like pumpkin...
[17:56] Kaede
    Now, now.
[17:57] Kaede
    At least give it a try.
[18:06] Mahiro
    It's yummy!
[18:08] Mahiro
    You never disappoint, Kaede-chan!
[18:10] Kaede
    I know, right?
[18:13] Mihari
    I cooked too, you know?
[18:16] Mahiro
    What's that?
[18:17] Mihari
    It's stir-fried chicken
    and pumpkin in mustard.
[18:25] Mahiro
    Wow, it's surprisingly good!
[18:28] Mihari
    Surprisingly?
[18:30] Momiji
    Oh, my gosh! It really is!
[18:33] Momiji
    It's delicious!
[18:35] Mihari
    You're such a sweetheart, Momiji-chan.
[18:44] Kaede
    Hm? What's so funny?
[18:46] Mihari
    I was just thinking it's been a while since
    we had dinner in a group like this.
[18:49] Kaede
    Oh, right.
[18:50] Kaede
    Your parents have been overseas
    for a while now, haven't they?
[18:53] Momiji
    Doesn't your brother ever
    come home to visit?
[18:56] Mahiro
    Wh-Where did that come from?!
[18:59] Momiji
    You told me he was going to a
    college far away from home.
[19:03] Mahiro
    Oh, um, um, um...
[19:05] Mihari
    Oh! Oh, yes!
[19:07] Mihari
    Yes, that's right! College!
[19:10] Mihari
    Studying really takes up most of
    his time these days, you know?
[19:12] Kaede
    I don't think I ever got to meet him.
[19:15] Kaede
    You used to talk about him all
    the time back in middle school.
[19:20] Mahiro
    What?
[19:20] Mihari
    O-Oh, did I?
[19:23] Mihari
    Anyways! Um...
[19:24] Mihari
    Oh, a trip!
[19:27] Mihari
    Why don't we all go on a trip together?!
[19:29] Kaede
    I'd be down, but where to?
[19:32] Momiji
    Since it's winter, why not skiing?
[19:34] Mahiro
    Skiing?
[19:35] Mahiro
    No way! Anything but that!
[19:37] Mahiro
    I say we go down south
    to the tropical islands
[19:40] Mahiro
    and lounge around in an
    air-conditioned hotel room!
[19:43] Momiji
    Sounds kinda fancy!
[19:45] Kaede
    Traveling down south can get
    a little expensive, though.
[19:48] Kaede
    How about we just book a stay
    at a nearby onsen instead?
[19:51] Mahiro
    An onsen, huh? A hot spring does sound nice.
[19:55] Kaede
    Doesn't it?
[19:56] Momiji
    Yeah, going to a hot spring with
    Mahiro-chan sounds fun!
[19:58] Kaede
    A hot spring inn it is!
[20:05] Mahiro
    Phew, I'm stuffed! That was so good.
[20:09] Mihari
    See? I knew you'd have fun!
[20:12] Mahiro
    By the way, about what Kaede said...
[20:14] Mihari
    Oh, that? Um...
[20:17] Mahiro
    Honestly, I have no idea what kinda
    things you said behind my back,
[20:22] Mahiro
    but I suppose there's no
    point bringing it up now.
[20:26] Mihari
    I wasn't bad-mouthing you.
[20:29] Mahiro
    Hm? Did you say something?
[20:31] Mihari
    Nothing at all.
[20:37] Kaede
    Onimai.
[20:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[20:42] Mihari
    Jeez.
[20:44] Mihari
    Another day loafing about
    doing nothing, is it?
[20:48] Mihari
    You could at least go outside and play!
[20:51] Mahiro
    Who are you? Mom?!
[20:53] Mahiro
    Besides, what if I get caught
    by another truant officer, huh?!
[21:00] Mahiro
    Life is so cruel.
[21:03] Mahiro
    Keeping me locked up at home
    playing video games like this.
[21:08] Mihari
    He's been making great strides
    by getting out more recently,
[21:13] Mihari
    but if he keeps this up, he'll
    be a freeloader his whole life.
[21:17] Mahiro
    Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:17] Mihari
    I was hoping to avoid this, but I
    think it's time to execute plan B.
[21:19] Mahiro
    Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:23] Mihari
    Where to start...
[21:31] Mihari
    Look who it is!
[21:33] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan? Yeah, she's here!
[21:36] Mahiro
    Hm?
[21:38] Mahiro
    Maybe that's Momiji.
[21:41] Mahiro
    Upsa-daisy.
[21:45] Mahiro
    Hey, what's up?
[21:47] Momiji
    Hey, Mahiro-chan!
[21:48] Mahiro
    Momi—
[21:49] Mahiro
    Huh?
[22:01] Mahiro
    Wh-Who the hell—?!
SIGN    Next Episode: Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Kana Ishida
[23:38] Asahi
    See you next time!

Season 1

E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School

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[00:09] Ms Mari
    Okay, kids! Take your seats.
[00:14] Ms Mari
    I'd like to introduce our
    new transfer student.
[00:17] Mahiro
    I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
[00:20] Mahiro
    M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
[00:23] Mahiro
    P-Please bear with me while
    I get used to everything.
[00:27] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[00:27] Mahiro
    I-It's nice to meet you all!
[00:33] Students
    Welcome to the class!
[00:36] Ms Mari
    Okay then, your seat is by the
    window, furthest to the back.
[00:41] Mahiro
    Why... Wh-Wh-Why—
[00:43] Mahiro
    Why am I even here?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:04] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:10] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Wh-Who are they?!
[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sorry we startled you!
[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    My friends and I were just on
    our way to a parfait place,
[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji
    so we were wondering if you'd
    like to come with us.
[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Par—?!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari
    You don't say...
[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari
    Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari
    You were just telling me you
    had nothing else to do today!
[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
    What are you...?
[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Here! This should cover the parfait.
[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro
    R-Right...
[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari
    Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sure!
[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji
    Come on, let's get going!
[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro
    But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari
    Have fun, you guys!
[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji
    Let me introduce you guys!
[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji
    These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi
    I'm Asahi!
[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm M-Mahiro.
[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Nice to meet you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji
    Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Oh! Sorry!
[03:33] Miyo
    I'd heard they were close, but...
[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji
    Hm?
[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi
    So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
    given us the lowdown on you.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Mahiron?
[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo
    She told us how cute and funny you were!
[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi
    Not to mention...
[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi
    that you're a good-for-nothing slob
    who's scared of strangers!
[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji
    That's not what I told them at all!
[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji
    She doesn't mean it, I promise...
[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
    It's fine, really!
[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Besides, she's not wrong.
[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro
    This is better than having to
    pretend to be something I'm not.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi
    Awesome! Glad I could help.
[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji
    You didn't help one bit.
[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Wow, harsh!
[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji
    Well, we've known each other since
    elementary school, you know?
[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi
    Yup!
[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo
    Don't fret, okay?
[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo
    They're just kinda stuck with
    each other, that's all.
[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Am I missing something?
[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara
    Sorry for the wait.
[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi
    Hey, look at that!
[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji
    Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Whoa!
[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji
    They have so many flavors here.
[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I think this is my first time trying one!
[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi
    Here, say "ah"!
[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi
    You can try a bite of mine
    as an apology for earlier.
[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh? Oh...
[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Ahh...
[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji
    You can try mine instead!
[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi
    Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro
    H-Hey!
[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji
    Well, mine tastes yummier!
[05:40] Miyo
    Thank you for this meal.
[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo
    Thank you!
[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Man, I'm stuffed.
[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi
    Same!
[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji
    I'm glad you liked it!
[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Sorry to butt in on your friend
    group, by the way.
[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi
    But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi
    We should hang out again sometime!
[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji
    See you later!
[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi
    Bye-bye!
[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo
    Bye-bye!
[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo
    Mahiro-chan!
[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo
    I'm rooting for you, okay?!
[06:45] Mahiro
    I-Is she okay...?
[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm home!
[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari
    How was your girls' day out?
[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Girls' day out, huh?
[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
    The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari
    Hey, that's good!
[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari
    Say, why don't you go ahead and
    take a bath before dinner?
[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I wonder when I'll see them again...
[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Now to get dressed...
[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Hm?
[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
    This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Yay!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari
    My old uniform fits you like a glove!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm not interested in being your
    dress-up doll again, okay?
[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari
    Onii-chan, would you sit
    down with me for a moment?
[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro
    What's going on?
[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari
    I wasn't sure about this either,
[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari
    but the drug's effects won't
    wear off for a while yet,
[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari
    and you've already started
    to make new friends.
[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Friends?
[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari
    I've already come up with a
    cover story and everything.
[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro
    A cover story?
[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
    W-Wait, don't tell me...
[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari
    You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
[08:44] Mahiro
    And that's how I ended up in this mess.
[08:48] Mahiro
    I really should have put my foot down more.
[08:51] Mahiro
    Who would've thought I'd have
    to relive middle school...
[08:56] Mahiro
    and as a girl, no less?
[09:03] Nodoka
    Hey, can we talk?
[09:05] Minori
    You're so cute!
[09:06] Satsuki
    Your hair's pretty, too!
[09:08] Mai
    Tell us where you're from!
[09:09] Mahiro
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[09:14] Momiji
    Come on, guys!
[09:16] Momiji
    If you all come at her at once,
    she'll never get a word in.
[09:21] Momiji
    Right, Mahiro-chan?
[09:26] Mahiro
    Momiji-sama!
[09:30] Nodoka
    Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
[09:33] Momiji
    Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
[09:36] Satsuki
    Gotcha.
[09:37] Satsuki
    Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
[09:39] Girls
    Bummer.
[09:40] Girls
    Let's go, guys.
[09:40] Girls
    Maybe next time.
[09:42] Mahiro
    I-I'm free.
[09:45] Momiji
    This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
[09:48] Asahi
    Mahiron!
[09:49] Miyo
    I didn't know we were
    going to be classmates!
[09:51] Asahi
    Same!
[09:53] Mahiro
    Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
[09:56] Momiji
    Still, I had no idea.
[09:59] Momiji
    Must have been tough dropping out and
    being homeschooled due to your health.
[10:03] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:04] Mahiro
    Oh, was that the cover
    story Mihari mentioned?
[10:07] Mahiro
    Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
[10:10] Miyo
    Are you sure you're okay?
[10:12] Miyo
    You look a little pale...
[10:14] Mahiro
    Don't worry, I'm fine!
[10:16] Mahiro
    It's probably just a lack of sleep.
[10:18] Momiji
    School does start pretty early, huh?
[10:21] Asahi
    Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
[10:26] Asahi
    Let me share some of my
    energy with you, then!
[10:29] Mahiro
    Hm?
[10:31] Asahi
    Squeeze.
[10:33] Asahi
    Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:35] Sign
    Waaaaaah
[10:37] Sign
    Hug
[10:38] Mahiro
    Smells just like a summer breeze...
[10:42] Momiji
    Get off of her, Asahi!
[10:45] Asahi
    There, there. You too, Momiji.
[10:54] Mahiro
    Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
[10:57] Miyo
    Yeah, she can get pretty
    touchy-feely sometimes.
[10:59] Asahi
    Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
[11:01] Miyo
    N-No need. I'm good!
[11:03] Miyo
    I prefer to watch, anyway!
[11:08] Mahiro
    Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?
[11:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:14] Miyo
    Onimai.
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:16] Nodoka
    Once upon a time, there lived
    an old bamboo cutter.
[11:20] Mahiro
    After that, I made it through
    class without getting called on.
[11:21] Nodoka
    Every day, he would make his way
    into the fields and mountains...
[11:24] Mahiro
    And though I had been dreading break time,
[11:26] Mahiro
    it went by pretty peacefully with
    Momiji and the others by my side.
[11:35] Mahiro
    I-I made it through unscathed.
[11:39] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:41] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:42] Momiji
    Let's walk home together!
[11:44] Mahiro
    Sure!
[11:49] Momiji
    So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
[11:52] Momiji
    Were you nervous?
[11:54] Mahiro
    You guys helped me out so much!
[11:57] Mahiro
    I don't know what I would
    have done without you!
[12:03] Mahiro
    Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
[12:13] Mahiro
    Gotta go, gotta go!
[12:40] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?!
[12:41] Momiji
    Wh-What are you doing?
[12:43] Asahi
    Girls' bathroom's this way.
[12:48] Mahiro
    Damn, that was a close call.
[12:51] Mahiro
    Gotta be more careful.
[12:56] Mahiro
    Why'd you guys follow me in here?
[12:59] Momiji
    What d'ya mean, why?
[13:08] Mahiro
    Oh, right...
[13:11] Mahiro
    Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?
[13:14] Mahiro
    I don't think I have the guts for that.
[13:21] Momiji
    The desserts they have are really good, too!
[13:25] Miyo
    You should come with us
    next time, Mahiro-chan!
[13:27] Asahi
    Yeah, you should!
[13:28] Mahiro
    Almost there...
[13:30] Mahiro
    Almost there...
[13:32] Mahiro
    Almost there, almost there, almost there.
[13:35] Mahiro
    Almost... Almost...
[13:38] Momiji
    Are you even listening?
[13:39] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:41] Momiji
    Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
[13:44] Sign
    Oyama
[13:46] Mahiro
    Just in time...
[13:49] Mahiro
    See ya!
[13:50] Momiji
    Yeah!
[13:51] Momiji
    See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
[14:07] Mahiro
    See you tomorrow...
[14:10] Mahiro
    Wait! Now's not the time!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
[14:16] Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-cha—
[14:33] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:34] Asahi
    Onimai.
[14:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:38] Mari & Rin
    Onimai.
[14:43] Mahiro
    Ugh, this sucks...
[14:47] Mihari
    You say that, but you're
    already dressed and ready.
[14:50] Mahiro
    B-But people would worry if I skipped
    the very next day, wouldn't they?!
[14:55] Mihari
    That's not the real reason, is it?
[14:58] Mihari
    Here, take your bag.
[15:02] Mihari
    Look! They're here to pick you up.
[15:06] Momiji
    Morning, Mahiro-chan!
[15:08] Kaede
    Your ribbon's crooked.
[15:11] Mahiro
    Morning!
[15:13] Mihari
    Take care, now!
[15:15] Kaede
    Later!
[15:15] Momiji
    See you later!
[15:17] Mahiro
    See you later!
[15:28] Mahiro
    My bag's so heavy...
[15:30] Kaede
    Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
[15:33] Momiji
    Build up that stamina.
[15:35] Kaede
    Well? How's school been?
[15:39] Mahiro
    I don't really know just yet...
[15:43] Kaede
    Gotcha!
[15:44] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
[15:46] Kaede
    Oh?
[15:47] Mahiro
    What?
[15:48] Mahiro
    I wouldn't say that...
[15:49] Kaede
    C'mon, own it!
[15:51] Kaede
    You won't be in middle school for long!
[15:57] Mahiro
    I-I'm beat!
[15:59] Mahiro
    Just let it be over!
[16:02] Mahiro
    I should ask Mihari to get her license
    and have her drive me instead.
[16:06] Mahiro
    At this rate, I'll have to
    start learning in my sleep.
[16:11] Mahiro
    What's first period today, anyway?
[16:15] Kid 1
    Let's get going.
[16:16] Kid 2
    This'll be fun.
[16:16] Mahiro
    Gym class, huh?
[16:20] Mahiro
    So that's why my bag was so heavy.
[16:25] Momiji
    M-Mahiro-chan?!
[16:28] Mahiro
    Hm?
[16:35] Mahiro
    Wh-Whoops, sorry!
[16:38] Momiji
    Pull yourself together!
[16:39] Satsuki
    Hey, boys! Quit staring!
[16:41] Minori
    You jerks!
[16:42] Yuuta
    I-I wasn't even looking!
[16:44] Mahiro
    Sorry, my brethren.
[16:46] Mahiro
    I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
[16:49] Momiji
    Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
[16:51] Mahiro
    Where are we going?
[16:53] Mahiro
    Don't tell me—
[16:54] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[16:55] Girl A
    Right?
[16:57] Girl B
    Same here!
[16:59] Girl C
    You've lost weight, haven't you?!
[17:01] Girl C
    You look great!
[17:02] Mahiro
    What fresh hell is this?!
[17:06] Mahiro
    I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
[17:09] Mahiro
    The whole place is a minefield!
[17:12] Mahiro
    There's gotta be a safe
    place to look somewhere...
[17:17] Mahiro
    Oh, the beckoning call
    of the flat, open plains.
[17:22] Mahiro
    Truly a sight for sore eyes.
[17:26] Mahiro
    Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
[17:28] Mahiro
    I figured she'd love it in here.
[17:34] Mahiro
    What are you doing, cooped
    up in the corner like that?
[17:37] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[17:41] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:42] Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
[17:44] Miyo
    Stop looking at them!
[17:46] Mahiro
    I'm sorry!
[17:53] Miyo
    They tend to stand out in my gym
    clothes, so it's embarrassing.
[17:57] Miyo
    At least in winter, I can
    cover up with a tracksuit.
[18:02] Mahiro
    So being stacked has its
    downsides, huh?
[18:04] Mahiro
    Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
[18:10] Ms Rin
    Okay, kids!
[18:11] Ms Rin
    Let's start by splitting into
    pairs and doing warm-ups!
[18:15] Miyo
    I hate doing this!
[18:18] Mahiro
    I'm so sorry!
[18:24] Mahiro
    This is kinda embarrassing...
[18:27] Momiji
    Today's the day I take you down!
[18:29] Asahi
    I'd love to see you try!
[18:31] Mahiro
    Those two seem to be having fun.
[18:34] Miyo
    They're both pretty athletic, after all.
[18:37] Mahiro
    What are we doing after this, anyway?
[18:40] Miyo
    We're doing marathon training
    all month, apparently.
[18:42] Mahiro
    Dread!
[18:44] Mahiro
    No way!
[18:46] Ms Rin
    Gather round!
[18:49] Ms Rin
    Today, we'll be recording your
    times for the 1500-meter run.
[18:53] Mahiro
    The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
[18:53] Ms Rin
    You'll be split into two teams:
     team one and team two.
[18:56] Miyo
    Are you all right?
[18:57] Ms Rin
    First, team one will run the lap
    while team two records their times.
[18:57] Miyo
    You still look a little pale.
[19:00] Mahiro
    I think my tummy hurts a little.
[19:00] Ms Rin
    Then you'll switch sides.
[19:02] Ms Rin
    Remember to write down your heart
    rate before and after you run.
[19:05] Ms Rin
    Your recorded time—
[19:05] Miyo
    Excuse me!
[19:06] Ms Rin
    Hm?
[19:12] Miyo
    Miss, Oyama-san is...
[19:15] Ms Rin
    Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
[19:16] Asahi
    What's up?
[19:17] Miyo
    It's nothing.
[19:18] Mahiro
    What? Really?
[19:23] Mahiro
    I have no idea what happened,
    but I'm not complaining.
[19:25] Mahiro
    That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
[19:31] Mahiro
    You got this, Miyo-chan!
[19:38] Mahiro
    Momiji's killing it!
[19:43] Mahiro
    Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
[19:48] Asahi
    Goal!
[19:55] Momiji
    How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
[20:00] Mahiro
    Good job, guys!
[20:03] Asahi
    Thanks!
[20:04] Momiji
    Thank you!
[20:16] Mahiro
    Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
[20:21] Miyo
    Don't mention it.
[20:27] Miyo
    Do you have a spare with you?
[20:30] Miyo
    Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
[20:33] Mahiro
    Borrow what?
[20:35] Mahiro
    Spare of what?
[20:41] Asahi
    Hey, what are they talking about?
[20:45] Momiji
    Come on, Asahi.
[20:47] Asahi
    Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
[20:47] Momiji
    Let's go get changed.
[20:49] Asahi
    Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
[21:01] Mahiro
    So that's what happened.
[21:03] Mahiro
    I couldn't bring myself
    to correct her, you know?
[21:07] Mahiro
    I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
    way to get out of class, huh?
[21:13] Mihari
    I wouldn't do that if I were you.
[21:15] Mihari
    You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
[21:21] Mahiro
    You have a point.
[21:25] Mihari
    Did anything else give you trouble?
[21:29] Mihari
    Getting changed for gym class
    was a little nerve-wracking.
[21:32] Mihari
    That, and people kept coming up to
    me during break asking questions,
[21:35] Mihari
    so I might have to flesh out
    the cover story you gave me.
[21:38] Mahiro
    They seem to be buying it
    for the time being, though.
[21:39] Mihari
    I'm glad he seems happy.
[21:42] Mihari
    Maybe middle school was
    a good idea, after all.
[21:45] Mahiro
    Oh, also!
[21:46] Mahiro
    I noticed the guys stealing glances
    at me a couple times, too.
[21:50] Mihari
    What do you mean? Tell me more!
[21:53] Mahiro
    Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
[21:56] Mihari
    An accident?!
[21:57] Mahiro
    Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
[21:59] Mihari
    The boys' bathroom?
[22:00] Mahiro
    Th-Thanks for dinner!
[22:02] Mihari
    Hey, wait! Come back here!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
[23:38] Miyo
    See you next time!

Season 1

E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game

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[00:00] Sign
    Oyama
[00:04] Momiji
    You've—
[00:05] Sign
    Practice Questions
[00:08] Momiji
    You've already done them all.
[00:10] Momiji
    How?! How did you do that?!
[00:12] Mahiro
    Huh? Oh, um...
[00:15] Mahiro
    M-My sister tutored me
    while I was absent from school...
[00:20] Momiji
    Oh, right. She's like a doctor
     or something, right?
[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji
    Hm?
[00:27] Sign
    Mahiro
[00:27] Mihari
    Hey, you two. I brought
    you some refreshments!
[00:30] Momiji
    Thanks so much!
[00:32] Mihari
    You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
[00:35] Momiji
    Yeah, finals start next week.
[00:39] Momiji
    Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
[00:43] Mihari
    Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
[00:47] Momiji
    Thank you!
[00:53] Momiji
    I hate math. Especially when they
     start adding letters to it...
[00:59] Mihari
    Oh...
[01:00] Mihari
    Okay, take this question.
[01:03] Mihari
    Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
[01:04] Mahiro
    I forgot it'd just be middle-
    school-level homework.
[01:07] Mahiro
    Even if it's been a while,
    this kind of stuff's a breeze.
[01:08] Mihari
    So this is the equation here...
[01:10] Mihari
    Which means we can take this
    number and carry it over here...
[01:11] Mahiro
    With any luck...
[01:13] Momiji
    Okay...
[01:13] Mahiro
    I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!
[01:13] Mihari
    Now, add those two together.
[01:15] Mihari
    Then you just divide!
[01:17] Momiji
    Oh, I get it now!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:40] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:46] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[02:58] Momiji
    Ugh, I hate tests.
[03:02] Momiji
    Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
[03:04] Momiji
    Being such a smarty-pants!
[03:08] Momiji
    I dunno about that!
[03:11] Momiji
    It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
[03:13] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[03:19] Mahiro
    What's happened to the bright
    and bubbly Asahi I know?!
[03:22] Miyo
    Tests are her arch-nemesis.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Ah, another victim of our
    test-score-obsessed society.
[03:31] Mahiro
    She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
[03:35] Mahiro
    There, there. You'll get through it.
[03:38] Mahiro
    I know exactly how you feel.
[03:43] Asahi
    Mahiron. We're gonna get through
    makeup exams together, okay?!
[03:48] Mahiro
    Wha?! Why me?!
[03:51] Mahiro
    Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
[03:51] Miyo
    Aren't you gonna separate them?
[03:53] Momiji
    Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
[03:53] Mahiro
    We've got this, okay?!
[03:55] Momiji
    I'll let it slide just this once.
[04:07] Mahiro
    I don't think I've ever felt this
    calm before an exam in my life.
[04:13] Sign
    Math
[04:13] Sign
    Social Studies
[04:13] Sign
    Science
[04:13] Ms Mari
    You may begin.
[04:16] Sign
    Answer Sheet
[04:23] Mahiro
    A perfect score would be too suspicious.
[04:25] Mahiro
    I'll mess up a couple on purpose.
[04:27] Mahiro
    All things in moderation, as they say!
[04:32] Mahiro
    She's always dozing off.
[04:35] Mahiro
    I'd feel bad if I let her
    sleep through this, though.
[04:38] Mahiro
    Poke, poke.
[04:46] Mahiro
    I totally get it, though.
[04:48] Mahiro
    These seats are so warm and cozy.
[05:06] Ms Mari
    All right, stop there!
[05:08] Ms Mari
    Pass your answer sheets
    to the person in front!
[05:14] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:17] Sign
    Answer Sheet
[05:20] Mahiro
    Wait!
[05:35] Mahiro
    I-It's over...
[05:39] Mahiro
    All right!
[05:40] Mahiro
    Time to make a comeback!
[05:42] Sign
    Math 8:40-9:30
[05:42] Sign
    Social Studies 9:40-10:30
[05:42] Sign
    Science 10:40-11:30
[05:42] Sign
    Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
[05:42] Sign
    English 13:20-14:10
[05:45] Mahiro
    Huh? Which era?
[05:48] Mahiro
    Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!
[05:52] Mahiro
    Ugh, I forgot all about
    classical literature!
[05:56] Mahiro
    Oh!
[05:58] Mahiro
    I've got English in the bag.
[06:04] Ms Mari
    All right, I'll be handing
    back your tests now.
[06:07] Sign
    Ughhh...
[06:07] Mahiro
    Ughhh...
[06:11] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[06:13] Momiji
    Wh-What the—?!
[06:14] Asahi
    I knew I could count on you, Mahiron!
[06:17] Asahi
    I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
[06:20] Momiji
    Don't forget me!
[06:22] Momiji
    I can help teach you!
[06:26] Momiji
    But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
[06:30] Momiji
    I like you better this way, anyway.
[06:36] Mahiro
    I should've known...
[06:38] Momiji
    What? You slept through math?!
[06:42] Asahi
    What a slob!
[06:44] Momiji
    That's classic Mahiro-chan,
    though, don't you think?
[06:46] Asahi
    So true!
[06:47] Mahiro
    I was getting stressed out over nothing.
[06:49] Momiji
    Silly girl!
[06:55] Mihari
    O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
[06:59] Mahiro
    I don't mind being stupid,
[07:01] Mahiro
    but it kinda sucks to fail
    on the rote memorization.
[07:04] Sign
    No gaming!
[07:04] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll brush up on some
    stuff, just in case.
[07:10] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[07:11] Mihari
    How about I bump up your allowance a little?
[07:14] Mahiro
    What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
[07:20] Nemu
    Onimai...
[07:20] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:26] Asahi
    Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
[07:29] Momiji
    Did you fall asleep again?
[07:33] Mahiro
    Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
    Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
[07:37] Mahiro
    How come you don't have
    a nickname for Momiji?
[07:40] Miyo
    That is weird, now that you mention it.
[07:42] Momiji
    Oh, that's right.
[07:44] Momiji
    You didn't go to the same grade school
    as us, so you wouldn't know...
[07:48] Asahi
    I did have a nickname for her back then!
[07:51] Momiji
    It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo
    What? Tell us!
[07:57] Asahi
    I dubbed her...
[07:58] Asahi
    "Momijiro."
[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo
    Momijiro...
[08:03] Sign
    Momi
[08:03] Sign
    jiro
[08:05] Miyo
    It kinda suits her.
[08:07] Asahi
    It's 'cause I thought
    she was a boy at first.
[08:10] Mahiro
    I feel that.
[08:12] Momiji
    Come on, guys!
[08:21] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:24] Sign
    Japanese
[08:27] Sign
    Purrcy
[08:27] Sign
    ATK Magic
[08:27] Sign
    Fire
[08:27] Sign
    Lightning
[08:27] Sign
    Defense
[08:27] Sign
    Skill
[08:27] Sign
    1h Weapon Skills
[08:27] Sign
    Dual Wielding
[08:27] Sign
    Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
[08:27] Sign
    Hero
[08:27] Sign
    1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
[08:27] Sign
    Greatswords
[08:30] Mahiro
    I should pick skills that
    combo well with each other.
[08:30] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:33] Mahiro
    First, I gotta awaken the
    hero's power, though.
[08:36] Mahiro
    But do I go for a strength or speed build?
[08:39] Mahiro
    I wanna go home and get back to it!
[08:45] Momiji
    Hm?
[08:46] Momiji
    Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
[08:50] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:51] Momiji
    Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
[08:54] Ms Mari
    Of course!
[09:04] Momiji
    W-Wait, what?!
[09:12] Momiji
    Seriously!
[09:14] Momiji
    You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
[09:16] Mahiro
    Aw, my bad.
[09:18] Mahiro
    I was just excited to get back
    and play the game I got.
[09:21] Mahiro
    You know Lost Quest IX?!
    It just came out yesterday!
[09:24] Mahiro
    It's been so long since they
    released the last one, you know?
[09:28] Momiji
    Gotcha!
[09:29] Miyo
    Sorry, I don't know that one.
[09:32] Mahiro
    What?! You don't know Lost Quest?!
[09:36] Asahi
    I know it!
[09:37] Mahiro
    You do?!
[09:38] Asahi
    Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
[09:41] Mahiro
    Right, your big brother...
[09:43] Miyo
    Boys do love video games.
[09:46] Asahi
    Right?
[09:49] Mahiro
    That's right...
[09:51] Mahiro
    I guess we're all girls here.
[09:57] Mahiro
    What do girls even talk about?
[10:01] Momiji
    What?
[10:02] Mahiro
    Oh, no! I meant, um...
[10:04] Momiji
    Now that you ask...
[10:06] Asahi
    Just talk about whatever you feel like!
[10:09] Asahi
    You look so happy when you
    talk about video games.
[10:13] Asahi
    I think it's cute!
[10:15] Mahiro
    Asahi...
[10:18] Mahiro
    You're such a good friend!
[10:22] Mahiro
    Who's a good girl?
[10:26] Momiji
    Th-Th-That's...
[10:29] Momiji
    That's what I was gonna say!
[10:37] Miyo
    Though if you want girl talk, we
    could always talk about romance!
[10:43] Mahiro
    I have a feeling your idea of
    romance is a little different...
[10:46] Miyo
    No way!
[10:53] Mahiro
    Everybody's so sweet.
[10:56] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll tell them more
    about it next time.
[10:58] Mahiro
    Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
    discussion about this stuff,
[11:03] Mahiro
    but that'd be asking too much.
[11:04] Yuuta
    How far did you get?
[11:09] Minato
    I think I saved right after
    leaving the port town.
[11:13] Mahiro
    Are you guys talking about Lost Quest?
[11:16] Yuuta
    U-Um... Oyama, right?
[11:20] Minato
    You play Lost Quest too?
[11:22] Mahiro
    Of course I do!
[11:24] Mahiro
    I mean, who wouldn't?!
[11:29] Mahiro
    Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
[11:32] Yuuta
    No, we don't mind...
[11:35] Yuuta
    Right?
[11:36] Minato
    Y-Yeah. No worries.
[11:39] Mahiro
    S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
[11:43] Yuuta
    I got, what was it, that
    one with the funny name.
[11:46] Mahiro
    Do you mean Purrcy?
[11:48] Yuuta
    Y-Yeah...
[11:50] Mahiro
    Really?! Me too!
[11:53] Yuuta
    I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
[11:57] Minato
    Th-That's true.
[11:59] Mahiro
    Yeah, true.
[12:00] Mahiro
    That reminds me!
[12:01] Mahiro
    Remember that enemy you encounter
    in the first dungeon?
[12:04] Mahiro
    That thing gave me the creeps!
[12:09] Mahiro
    It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
[12:13] Mahiro
    I'm so glad I found people
    I can talk to about this!
[12:16] Mahiro
    Oh! Which entry in the
    series is your favorite?
[12:19] Mahiro
    It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
[12:21] Minato
    Huh? Six?
[12:23] Minato
    Sorry, I haven't played that one.
[12:26] Mahiro
    And you call yourself a fan?
[12:29] Minato
    I mean, it came out before
    I was born, you know?
[12:31] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:33] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:34] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:35] Minato
    Before I was born, you know?
[12:36] Sign
    Before I was born
[12:40] Mahiro
    B-B-Before you were... born?
[12:45] Momiji
    What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
[12:47] Mahiro
    Oh, nothing.
[12:49] Mahiro
    I'm fine.
[12:52] Satsuki
    The boys made her cry!
[12:54] Minori
    You jerks!
[12:56] Yuuta & Minato
    What?!
[13:24] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[13:26] Mahiro
    Sorry for earlier!
[13:34] Yuuta
    Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
[13:37] Minato
    Yeah.
[13:42] Sign
    Mahiro has leveled up!
[13:44] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:48] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:48] Ms Yuriko
    Onimai.
[13:50] Sign
    Home Ec Room
[13:53] Mahiro
    I love it when we get days
    with more practical classes.
[13:57] Asahi
    Same!
[13:58] Ms Yuriko
    Okay, kids.
[14:00] Ms Yuriko
    Next week, we'll finally be putting
    your baking knowledge into practice.
[14:03] Ms Yuriko
    Starting with cookies!
[14:07] Ms Yuriko
    The school will provide all
    the basic ingredients,
[14:10] Ms Yuriko
    but discuss with your group if
    you'd like to bring in your own
[14:13] Ms Yuriko
    to put your own spin on it.
[14:16] Mahiro
    Let's go!
[14:17] Mahiro
    I can't believe we get to
    eat cookies at school!
[14:20] Mahiro
    Gotta love those perks!
[14:21] Momiji
    We have to make them first, you know?
[14:23] Mahiro
    Right...
[14:30] Miyo
    So what kind of cookies
    do you guys wanna make?
[14:34] Mahiro
    Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
[14:37] Miyo
    I love baking things!
[14:39] Mahiro
    Wow, we have so much in common!
[14:41] Mahiro
    I love eating baked things!
[14:44] Mahiro
    Our team's gonna do great!
[14:46] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan...
[14:47] Mahiro
    Hm?
[14:49] Momiji
    I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
    get my hopes up just yet.
[14:52] Asahi
    Her heart might be in it,
    but her baking's terrible.
[14:56] Mahiro
    Oh, gotcha...
[14:58] Miyo
    There's so many choices, I can't decide!
[15:02] Asahi
    We gotta keep an eye on her.
[15:04] Momiji
    I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
[15:06] Momiji
    Let's just gently nudge her
    in the right direction.
[15:09] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[15:10] Mahiro
    Are you guys good at baking, then?
[15:22] Momiji
    What kind of cookies should we make?
[15:25] Mahiro
    I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
[15:28] Mahiro
    but I don't know if that's a good idea...
[15:32] Mihari
    Baking is a science, you know?!
[15:35] Mahiro
    Baking should be more about...
[15:38] Mahiro
    fun and happy vibes, you know?
[15:42] Momiji
    Sh-She's so cute...
[15:45] Momiji
    Oh, in that case, why don't
    we ask my sister to teach us?
[15:51] Mahiro
    That's it!
[16:00] Momiji
    I'm home!
[16:01] Momiji
    Are you back, Onee-chan?
[16:04] Kaede
    I'm over here!
[16:08] Kaede
    Be a dear and help me up.
[16:15] Kaede
    W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
[16:18] Kaede
    Hey! You should text me before
    you bring people over!
[16:20] Kaede
    I need time to make myself presentable...
[16:23] Momiji
    And this is the lazy-day look.
[16:26] Mahiro
    Another facet to add to the list!
[16:29] Kaede
    You wanna bake cookies?
[16:32] Momiji
    We're gonna be baking
    them in class next week.
[16:34] Momiji
    We wanted to put our own spin on it.
[16:37] Kaede
    In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
[16:41] Kaede
    I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
[16:46] Mahiro
    Thanks, Kaede-chan!
[16:49] Mahiro
    Sounds kinda lewd...
[16:51] Kaede
    I gotta restore my honor somehow.
[16:57] Sign
    Roufl
[17:01] Kaede
    Truth be told...
[17:02] Kaede
    I've always wanted to bake
    cookies with my little sister.
[17:06] Momiji
    What? You could've told me!
[17:08] Kaede
    It'd be no fun if I had to
    drag you into it.
[17:10] Mahiro
    Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
[17:14] Kaede
    No way.
[17:16] Kaede
    You're a little sister
    to me too, Mahiro-chan.
[17:26] Kaede
    This reminds me of the time
    I taught Mihari how to bake.
[17:30] Kaede
    She would've been around the
    same age as you are now.
[17:33] Kaede
    She was all excited to try making
    cookies for her big brother.
[17:38] Mahiro
    Now that you mention it,
[17:40] Mahiro
    I do remember her baking
    cookies a lot back then...
[17:43] Momiji
    She made cookies for us not
    too long ago too, remember?
[17:47] Kaede
    I'm sure they tasted great.
[17:49] Kaede
    They say the secret ingredient
    is love, you know?
[17:54] Kaede
    Imagining the joy on their face when
    you give it to someone special
[17:57] Kaede
    might just be the key to good baking.
[18:02] Mahiro
    Someone special, huh?
[18:09] Miyo
    Did you guys decide on what
    our special spin should be?
[18:12] Mahiro
    Yup!
[18:13] Mahiro
    The results are in, and the flavor
    of choice is black tea!
[18:17] Asahi
    Black tea, huh?
[18:19] Momiji
    All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
[18:21] Miyo
    Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
[18:25] Sign
    Roufl
[18:28] Miyo
    Let's get started, then.
[18:31] Miyo
    First, add the sugar and eggs
    to a bowl of melted butter.
[18:34] Miyo
    Then mix well before adding the flour.
[18:37] Momiji
    Mixing!
[18:39] Miyo
    Now, add the tea leaves.
[18:40] Mahiro
    Adding!
[18:42] Miyo
    Gently combine...
[18:44] Asahi
    Combining!
[18:48] Miyo
    Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
[18:51] Miyo
    Now it's finally time
    to cut out the cookies!
[18:55] Momiji
    Miyo-chan?!
[19:01] Asahi
    Safe...
[19:03] Momiji
    I've got the cookie cutters here.
[19:06] Miyo
    Great, thanks!
[19:08] Momiji
    We were about to have massive
    cookies on our hands...
[19:12] Mahiro
    She was so good at giving orders, too...
[19:19] Miyo
    Now all that's left is to bake them!
[19:28] Miyo
    All done!
[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi
    Whoa!
[19:33] Asahi
    They look like real cookies and everything!
[19:35] Mahiro
    We didn't burn them either!
     I think we did it!
[19:38] Momiji
    They look really good, too!
[19:45] Mahiro
    Hurray!
[19:50] Ms Yuriko
    How did it go, then?
[19:52] Miyo
    Why don't you try one, Miss?
[19:55] Ms Yuriko
    Y-Your group made these,
    did they, Murosaki-san?
[20:01] Ms Yuriko
    Goodness me!
[20:09] Miyo
    Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
[20:11] Asahi
    Not if you're the one making the—
[20:15] Momiji
    Super yummy! Right, Asahi?!
[20:18] Asahi
    Super...
[20:19] Momiji
    Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
[20:23] Miyo
    So good!
[20:24] Asahi
    Right?
[20:25] Momiji
    Good, right?
[20:29] Mihari
    Welcome home!
[20:31] Mihari
    You made it through another day!
[20:35] Mahiro
    Here, these are for you.
[20:39] Mihari
    Oh? Are these cookies?
[20:42] Mahiro
    Yeah, black tea flavored.
[20:44] Mahiro
    You like black tea, don't you?
[20:45] Mihari
    Right...
[20:47] Mihari
    I do.
[20:48] Mahiro
    We...
[20:50] Mahiro
    We made them in Home Ec today.
[20:54] Mihari
    You made these?!
[20:56] Mahiro
    They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
[21:12] Mahiro
    Time to play.
[21:30] Mihari
    Gosh!
[21:32] Mihari
    These are just too precious to eat!
[21:49] Mihari
    Smells just like Earl Grey.
[21:59] Mihari
    They're perfect.
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta
    See you next time!

Season 1

E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover

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[00:01] (Flashback) Momiji
    Take this!
[00:02] (Flashback) Miyo
    Why me?!
[00:04] (Flashback) Momiji
    Gotcha!
[00:06] (Flashback) Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan!
[00:11] (Flashback) Asahi & Momiji
    You guys were wide open!
[00:15] Mahiro
    H-How could this happen?
[00:18] Mahiro
    How could such a wonderful
    night turn out this way?
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:40] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[00:46] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:54] Mahiro
    Winter break rules!
[01:58] Mahiro
    After many trials and tribulations,
    through thick and thin,
SIGN    #08 Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[02:01] Mahiro
    I've finally reached paradise.
[02:05] Mahiro
    Now I can slack off to my heart's content!
[02:10] Mihari
    I knew long breaks from
    school would pose an issue.
[02:13] Mihari
    He'll be back to his old
    ways if I don't step in.
[02:17] Mihari
    I've got it!
[02:19] Sign
    Chitose Azuma
[02:19] Sign
    Kaede Hozuki
[02:20] ---
    Kaede
[02:20] ---
    You're welcome.
[02:20] ---
    Thank you so much!
[02:20] ---
    Don't mention it.
    Well, I'm gonna
    head to bed now.
    Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
    Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
    Onii-chan | I'm | Kaede | Okay
[02:20] ---
    Can Momiji-chan and
[02:21] ---
    Can Momiji-chan and
[02:22] ---
    Can Momiji-chan and
[02:29] Mahiro
    All right!
[02:31] Mahiro
    Break won't last forever, so
    I'd better make the best of it.
[02:35] Mahiro
    Okay.
[02:36] Mahiro
    Time to plan out my schedule with a graph.
[02:42] Mahiro
    I'll wanna sleep in late in the mornings,
[02:44] Mahiro
    and have plenty of chill time
    in the evenings, too.
[02:46] Mahiro
    So with that in mind...
[02:48] Sign
    Anime
[02:48] Sign
    Sleep
[02:48] Sign
    Eat
[02:48] Sign
    Video
    Games
[02:48] Sign
    Eat
[02:48] Sign
    Manga
[02:51] Mahiro
    I-It's perfect.
[02:54] Mahiro
    Well, without further ado!
[02:55] Mahiro
    It's time to play nothing but video
    games from now until dinner!
[02:58] Mihari
    That's no different from
    what you normally do.
[03:01] Mahiro
    It is the will of Gaia that
    I indulge in this way.
[03:04] Mahiro
    It shall be named my Winter Vacation Mode!
[03:09] Mihari
    Honestly...
[03:30] Mahiro
    M-Mihari?
[03:32] Mahiro
    You wanna play with me?
[03:35] Mihari
    Not today.
[03:43] Mihari
    Oh, that must be them!
[03:49] Mahiro
    There's funny business afoot.
[03:51] Momiji
    Thanks for having us!
[03:53] Asahi
    Wassup?
[03:55] Miyo
    Hey there!
[03:57] Mahiro
    It's an ambush!
[04:00] Mahiro
    Y-You plan on dragging me
    outside again, don't you?!
[04:03] Mahiro
    I won't go along with it this time, okay?!
[04:05] Miyo
    But I thought we were
    having a sleepover today.
[04:09] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:10] Momiji
    Weren't you the one who
    suggested it, Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] Asahi & Miyo
    We're coming in!
[04:15] Mahiro
    A... sleepover?
[04:18] Mahiro
    Wh-When did I say—
[04:20] Asahi
    I brought my PJs and everything!
[04:24] Miyo
    I brought mine too.
[04:25] Momiji
    Same here!
[04:26] Miyo
    Oh?
[04:29] Miyo
    Were you playing a game, Mahiro-chan?
[04:32] Asahi
    Ooo!
[04:33] Asahi
    Can we play too, Mahiron?! Can we?!
[04:36] Mahiro
    Yeah, of course!
[04:38] Mahiro
    Oh, but this is only a two-player game...
[04:41] Mihari
    Ta-da!
[04:43] Mihari
    And now...
[04:43] Mihari
    Your big sis comes to
    the rescue with a gift!
[04:44] sign
    Family
    Go-Kart Racing
[04:48] Girls
    Whoa!
[04:50] Mahiro
    You go, Mihari!
[04:54] Momiji
    Whoa, that was close!
[04:57] Asahi
    Oh yeah, it's bomb time!
[04:59] Momiji
    I can just dodge it, you know?
[05:03] Miyo
    Oh, no! I'm gonna get hit!
[05:06] Mahiro
    Go, go, go!
[05:13] Mihari
    Dinner's ready!
[05:15] Girls
    Coming!
[05:21] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[05:21] Sign
    ONIMAI
[05:27] Girls
    Thanks for dinner!
[05:31] Asahi
    You're such a good cook, Doc!
[05:34] Mihari
    I told you I'm not a doctor.
[05:36] Mihari
    All right, bring by your empty plates.
[05:43] Asahi
    You heard her, Mahiron.
[05:46] Asahi
    You lost, remember?
[05:51] Mihari
    Too bad you were the one who
    suggested these stakes.
[05:54] Mahiro
    Come on, I let them win.
[05:57] Mahiro
    They're our guests, after all.
[06:02] Mihari
    You seem pretty devastated for
    someone who lost on purpose.
[06:05] Mihari
    See? Aren't games more
    enjoyable with friends?
[06:09] Momiji
    Let's play that game again sometime.
[06:10] Mahiro
    Th-That... depends on the game.
[06:11] Asahi
    Yeah!
[06:12] Miyo
    It was fun, wasn't it?
[06:14] Momiji
    I wanna play again.
[06:15] Mihari
    You could just admit it, you know?
[06:18] Mahiro
    Admit what?
[06:23] Mahiro
    I'm done...
[06:24] Momiji
    Nice work!
[06:25] Miyo
    Good job!
[06:27] Mahiro
    So do you wanna keep playing?
[06:29] Momiji
    It's getting late. We'd
    bother the neighbors, no?
[06:32] Asahi
    I worked up a sweat too, so I
    kinda wanna take a bath now.
[06:35] Momiji
    Actually, same.
[06:37] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[06:39] Mahiro
    Well, I don't mind going last,
    so why don't you guys—
[06:42] Miyo
    Let's go in pairs!
[06:44] Miyo
    If we go in one at a time, the
    water'll get cold before we're done.
[06:48] Mahiro
    Th-That's a big no-no!
[06:51] Asahi
    Why's that?
[06:52] Mahiro
    I-It's just... Um...
[06:54] Asahi
    Come on, Mahiron! I can
    wash your back for you!
[06:59] Momiji
    I-In that case, I can wash
    your hair for you too!
[07:06] Mahiro
    Uh...
[07:08] Mahiro
    Um...
[07:11] Miyo
    Come on, you two. Settle down.
[07:15] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan!
[07:17] Miyo
    How about the OG AsaMomi pairing?
[07:22] Asahi
    Asa?
[07:23] Momiji
    Momi?
[07:24] Mahiro
    It's no use! She's been corrupted!
[07:28] Momiji
    You mean Asahi and I should
    battle each other for it?
[07:32] Asahi
    Oh! You wanna go?
[07:35] Momiji
    All right!
[07:36] Momiji
    Let's rock-paper-scissors!
[07:38] Asahi
    Hell yeah! I'm going with rock!
[07:41] Mahiro
    Hold it, hold it!
[07:44] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm gonna...
[07:56] Mihari
    What the—?!
[07:58] Mahiro
    We're getting in together.
    This is your own fault.
[08:01] Mihari
    H-Huh?!
[08:21] Mihari
    U-Um...
[08:23] Mihari
    I don't know how I feel about
    you seeing me this close up...
[08:27] Mahiro
    You've gotten bigger, huh?
[08:30] Mihari
    Wha?! That's sexual harassment!
[08:33] Mahiro
    That's not what I meant!
[08:35] Mahiro
    We used to bathe together when
    we were little, remember?
[08:38] Mahiro
    I was just reminiscing.
[08:47] Mihari
    Well, you've gotten smaller.
[08:50] Mahiro
    And whose fault is that?!
[08:52] Mahiro
    The bath is free! You guys can go now!
[08:57] Asahi
    Wow!
[08:59] Miyo
    You're so cute, Mahiro-chan!
[09:01] Asahi
    You smell good too, Mahiron!
[09:06] Mahiro
    Wha?
[09:08] Mahiro
    You're just smelling the shampoo!
[09:11] Momiji
    Come on, Asahi! It's time for our bath!
[09:15] Asahi
    Uwaraba!
[09:19] Momiji
    You too, Miyo-chan!
[09:21] Miyo
    B-But it'll be too cramped
    with the three of us.
[09:26] Asahi
    Come on, it's a sleepover. We might as well!
[09:35] Momiji
    You can wash up first, Miyo-chan.
[09:37] Asahi
    Me and Momiji will go
    ahead and get in the tub.
[09:40] Miyo
    O-Okay...
[09:54] Miyo
    This is like my worst nightmare!
[09:57] Miyo
    Though getting to see my pairing
    interact up close is a treat.
[10:01] Momiji
    Blub, blub, blub, blub.
[10:03] Asahi
    Take this!
[10:04] Momiji
    It's been so long since we've
    bathed together, huh, Asahi?
[10:08] Momiji
    Do you remember?
[10:10] Asahi
    Hm?
[10:11] Momiji
    Back when we first became friends.
[10:17] (Flashback) Asahi
    My name's Asahi!
[10:20] (Flashback) Momiji
    I'm Momiji. Nice to meet you!
[10:29] (Flashback) Asahi
    It's a topknot! You're a samurai!
[10:31] (Flashback) Asahi
    Nice to meet you, Momijiro!
[10:34] (Flashback) Momiji
    Mo-mi-ji!
[10:44] (Flashback) Asahi
    That's so cool! I wish I had a topknot!
[10:47] (Flashback) Asahi
    Maybe I should put my hair up too.
[10:50] (Flashback) Momiji
    You're so weird.
[10:52] (Flashback) Momiji
    Here, I have an idea.
[10:56] (Flashback) Momiji
    See? Pretty cute, huh?
[11:18] (Flashback) Asahi
    Hup!
[11:21] (Flashback) Asahi
    Take that!
[11:25] (Flashback) Momiji & Asahi
    Yay!
[11:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    Wanna take a bath?
[11:32] (Flashback) Asahi
    Sure!
[11:35] (Flashback) Momiji
    Is it okay if we go in together?
[11:40] (Flashback) Momiji
    Oh! Did you not want to?
[11:42] (Flashback) Asahi
    N-No, it's okay.
[11:45] (Flashback) Asahi
    I bathe with my big brother all the time.
[11:56] (Flashback) Asahi
    Is yours gonna grow in later?
[11:58] (Flashback) Momiji
    What?
[12:03] Asahi
    I know we were little, but
    that was still pretty rude.
[12:08] Miyo
    My goodness.
[12:11] Asahi
    We used to wash each other too, huh?
[12:16] Miyo
    May I request a reenactment?!
[12:20] Asahi
    All right, then, Miyo-chin.
[12:22] Miyo
    Huh?
[12:23] Asahi
    C'mere and I'll wash you.
[12:25] Miyo
    I-I didn't mean me...
[12:28] Asahi
    Come on, now! Don't be shy!
[12:39] Miyo
    That actually feels kinda nice...
[12:41] Asahi
    I used to wash my brother's
    back all the time, you know?
[12:47] Asahi
    Okay, now reach for the sky!
[12:50] Asahi
    Gotta get your underarms!
[13:15] Asahi
    I wasn't expecting that.
[13:20] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:20] Momiji
    Onimai.
[13:24] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:24] Miyo
    Onimai.
[13:26] Sign
    Mahiro
[13:28] Mahiro
    You really think we should be
    sleeping in the same room?
[13:32] Mihari
    That's the whole point of a
    sleepover, don't you think?
[13:35] Mihari
    Or would you rather sleep
    with your big sister too?
[13:38] Mahiro
    I said I'm sorry about the bath thing, okay?
[13:41] Mihari
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[13:43] Mihari
    I know for a fact you're
    harmless, after all.
[13:45] Mahiro
    You say that like I'm some wild animal.
[13:56] Asahi
    Futons!
[14:00] Asahi
    This is so exciting!
[14:02] Mahiro
    Asahi! You're in the way!
[14:06] Mihari
    Was it cramped, being
    in the bath together?
[14:09] Momiji
    It was totally fine!
[14:11] Momiji
    Th-Though we did have a small incident...
[14:19] Mahiro
    Wow!
[14:21] Mahiro
    You look so grown-up, Miyo-chan!
[14:24] Miyo
    I'm an observer, not a participant, okay?!
[14:28] Mahiro
    Huh?
[14:29] Momiji
    Just try and give her a little space.
[14:32] Mahiro
    What the hell happened in that bath?
[14:35] Mihari
    Well, you're all set, so have fun.
[14:37] Mihari
    Don't stay up all night, okay?
[14:40] Asahi
    See ya later, Doc!
[14:42] Momiji
    Goodnight!
[14:46] Asahi
    Okay, what now? What are we doing?!
[14:49] Momiji
    Whoa, there!
[14:50] Momiji
    Let's decide who's sleeping where first.
[14:54] Mahiro
    I'll sleep here.
[14:55] Mahiro
    This one's mine, anyway.
[14:58] Asahi
    Then I'll take the one next to hers!
[15:03] Momiji
    No fair!
[15:05] Momiji
    Let's rock-paper-scissors for it this time!
[15:08] Asahi
    Hell yeah! I'm going with scissors!
[15:12] Momiji & Asahi
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[15:15] Momiji
    It's Asahi. I should have
    known I was overthinking it.
[15:19] Asahi
    Honesty wins again!
[15:21] Momiji
    Be careful, Mahiro-chan.
[15:23] Momiji
    Asahi's a nightmare to sleep next to.
[15:25] Mahiro
    Wha? Really? Aw, man...
[15:28] Asahi
    I'll be good, I promise.
[15:32] Asahi
    Take this!
[15:35] Momiji
    You little...
[15:37] Momiji
    You've done it now!
[15:39] Asahi
    Whoops.
[15:42] Mahiro
    Hey...
[15:43] Mahiro
    This isn't a field trip, you know?
[15:47] Mahiro
    That's it!
[15:49] Asahi
    We got her mad!
[15:49] Momiji
    Sorry, Mahiro-chan!
[16:03] Asahi
    Take this! Vanishing pillow!
[16:08] Mihari
    Keep it down, will you?!
[16:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Asahi
    Onimai.
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:20] Momiji
    This is all your fault, Asahi.
[16:22] Asahi
    You were being loud too, you know?
[16:25] Mahiro
    Let's just try to keep it
    down from now on, okay?
[16:30] Miyo
    Then...
[16:31] Miyo
    It's finally time for some girl talk!
[16:34] Mahiro
    Oh, you're back with us, Miyo-chan?
[16:37] Miyo
    Chatting is the best part of a sleepover!
[16:40] Mahiro
    I see.
[16:42] Mahiro
    Chatting's not really my thing...
[16:47] Miyo
    Hey, hey! What do you
    guys wanna talk about?
[16:49] Miyo
    Romance, right? It's gotta be romance.
[16:51] Asahi
    Well then, allow me to take the lead.
[16:54] Girls
    Huh?!
[16:56] Asahi
    I'll tell you a fearsome tale...
[17:00] Asahi
    of the Pillow Flipper spirit!
[17:05] Asahi
    This is a true story of my
    many encounters with it.
[17:11] Asahi
    Every night, when I'm asleep,
    it appears before my pillow.
[17:21] Slime
    Pillow, pillow, pillow...
[17:23] Asahi
    It takes your pillow from under your head,
[17:26] Asahi
    and even moves you around in your sleep.
[17:41] Mahiro
    This is girl talk?
[17:43] Miyo
    That's just a spooky campfire story.
[17:50] Momiji
    Asahi, you dummy!
[17:52] Momiji
    Why'd you have to bring
    up such a scary story?!
[17:55] Mahiro
    H-Hey now, weren't you listening?
[17:57] Mahiro
    That wasn't scary at all!
[17:59] Momiji
    La-la-la! I'm not listening!
[18:01] Asahi
    I didn't think she'd react this badly...
[18:03] Mahiro
    So you already knew she didn't like them?
[18:05] Mahiro
    That's pretty mean, you know?
[18:09] Momiji
    I'm going to sleep!
[18:11] Asahi
    I'm sorry!
[18:13] Miyo
    Aw! What about our romance talk?
[18:15] Mahiro
    Momiji can be pretty cute
    sometimes too, huh?
[18:20] Mahiro
    I'm turning off the light now!
[18:22] Asahi & Miyo
    Okay!
[18:40] Momiji
    I really need to go to the bathroom...
[18:43] Momiji
    This is all Asahi's fault!
[18:47] Momiji
    I'll just have to hold it in till morning.
[18:53] Mahiro
    So cold...
[18:58] Mahiro
    Where'd my comforter go?
[19:07] Mahiro
    She really is a nightmare
    to sleep next to...
[19:16] Mahiro
    It's no use! She's sound asleep!
[19:19] Mahiro
    I'm gonna catch a cold at this rate.
[19:25] Mahiro
    I give up.
[19:27] Mahiro
    Time for an emergency evac.
[19:31] Mahiro
    Momiji...
[19:38] Sign
    The Pillow Flipper
[19:39] Momiji
    The Pillow Flipper?!
[19:45] Mahiro
    Huh?
[20:01] Mahiro
    S-Sorry about that. Really.
[20:08] Mahiro
    D-Don't beat yourself up about it!
[20:11] Mahiro
    It was my fault, anyway.
[20:13] Mahiro
    Just leave the rest to me.
[20:15] Mahiro
    You can head back and use
    my futon instead, okay?
[20:18] Momiji
    O-Okay...
[20:20] Momiji
    Where will you sleep, though, Mahiro-chan?
[20:23] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[20:25] Mahiro
    Oh!
[20:25] Sign
    Mihari
[20:37] Mihari
    Wha?! What's going on?
[20:39] Mihari
    Why are you here?
[20:40] Mahiro
    Please, no questions at this time.
[20:47] Mahiro
    Goodnight!
[21:00] Mahiro
    Wow, this is so embarrassing!
[21:03] Mahiro
    I must have drunk too much
    before bed, you know?
[21:09] Mihari
    So that's what happened.
[21:11] Mihari
    Well, you live and you learn.
[21:16] Momiji
    You didn't have to take the
    blame for me, you know?
[21:19] Mahiro
    No worries, I got you.
[21:21] Mahiro
    It'll be our little secret.
[21:23] Momiji
    Y-You're sure?
[21:28] Momiji
    Well, thank you.
[21:30] Mahiro
    It's no biggie.
[21:32] Miyo
    Interesting. Very interesting.
[21:41] Mihari
    Wait...
[21:42] Mihari
    Where's Asahi-chan?
[21:44] Miyo
    She's still sleeping upstairs.
[21:47] Momiji
    Asahi's never been much of a morning person.
[22:02] Asahi
    The Pillow Flipper strikes again!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration:Toshiyuki Sato
[23:38] Asahi & Miyo
    See you next time!
[23:39] ---
    

Season 1

E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year

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[00:00] Sign
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    Christmas in Your City
[00:00] Reporter
    Look at these stunning winter lights!
[00:04] Reporter
    The streets are just bustling with
    couples enjoying the Christmas spirit.
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    Christmas in Your City
[00:08] Reporter
    Aren't you two a happy couple?
[00:10] Man
    Why, thank you.
[00:10] Mahiro
    Ugh, just kill me now.
[00:11] Man
    Getting to see the lights with my
    girlfriend is a dream come true.
[00:14] Reporter
    She seems to be a little camera shy.
[00:17] Man
    Hey, stop! Come on, quit it!
[00:18] Mahiro
    On days like these, at least we've
    got video games to keep us company.
[00:19] Reporter
    Quick, get a close-up!
[00:22] Mahiro
    Right, Mihari?
[00:24] Mihari
    Don't lump me in with you.
[00:27] Mihari
    Besides, I happen to have a date.
[00:33] Mahiro
    Say what?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:59] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:05] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #09 Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[02:29] Momiji
    S-So...
[02:31] Momiji
    What made you call me out
    here today of all days?
[02:35] Mahiro
    It's a date! What else?!
[02:37] Momiji
    What?!
[02:38] Mahiro
    Since when did Mihari have the time?
[02:40] Mahiro
    I gotta see this sweet-talker
    with my own two eyes.
[02:42] Momiji
    O-Oh, you meant hers...
[02:46] Mahiro
    I need you to be my escort.
    Too many people, you know?
[02:56] Mahiro
    S-Someone's coming!
[02:59] Kaede
    Sorry!
[03:01] Kaede
    I got caught up!
[03:05] Mihari
    The audacity!
[03:06] Kaede
    I'm sorry, okay?
[03:08] Mihari
    What took you so long?
[03:09] Kaede
    It took me a bit to get ready.
[03:09] Momiji
    Wait... Onee-chan?
[03:11] Mihari
    Fine, I'll let it slide.
[03:14] Kaede
    Thanks, bestie.
[03:14] Mahiro
    Jeez!
[03:16] Mihari
    'Course. Come on, let's go!
[03:16] Mahiro
    I knew it couldn't have been a real date!
[03:18] Kaede
    Yeah!
[03:20] Mahiro
    Honestly, what was she
    thinking calling it that?
[03:23] Momiji
    You really love your sister, huh?
[03:25] Mahiro
    Welp, that's a relief.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Time to head home.
[03:29] Momiji
    What?!
[03:31] Momiji
    W-We're here now anyway.
[03:33] Momiji
    Why don't we follow them
    a little while longer?
[03:37] Momiji
    M-Maybe there's more to their
    relationship than meets the eye!
[03:40] Mahiro
    Who are you, Miyo-chan?
[03:45] Mahiro
    Still, I guess it would be
    rude of me to call it off
[03:48] Mahiro
    after she came all this way out for me...
[03:53] Mahiro
    Okay, you're on!
[03:55] Mahiro
    The pursuit continues!
[03:57] Momiji
    Hurray!
[03:58] Kaede
    They'll love it!
[04:04] Mihari
    Something wrong?
[04:05] Kaede
    Oh, just my imagination.
[04:07] Kaede
    Shall we go?
[04:10] Kaede
    There are so many places to check out!
[04:13] Mihari
    For real! Where should we start?
[04:28] Employee
    Sorry for the wait!
[04:48] Mihari & Kaede
    Ready, go!
[04:53] Kaede
    Well?
[04:54] Mihari
    It's perfect!
[05:00] Mahiro
    Looks like two friends shopping to me.
[05:03] Momiji
    I figured.
[05:06] Mahiro
    Tailing them is starting
    to get a little old.
[05:09] Mahiro
    I'm getting tired too. Wanna head back?
[05:11] Momiji
    Wait, but... uh...
[05:13] Momiji
    Oh, I know! Why don't we
    do some shopping too?!
[05:17] Momiji
    You could pick stuff out for me!
[05:19] Mahiro
    What?!
[05:21] Momiji
    Come on! You always seem to know what to wear.
[05:24] Mahiro
    O-Okay...
[05:26] Mahiro
    Hang on. Now it's like
    we're the ones on a date!
[05:30] Mahiro
    Momiji's bound to be mistaken
    for my boyfriend, too.
[05:33] Momiji
    Hey! What about something like this?
[05:36] Momiji
    Look!
[05:44] Momiji
    N-No way! Absolutely not!
[05:47] Momiji
    Fine, if this is how it has to be...
[05:56] Mahiro
    She looks cute! Hurray!
[06:02] Momiji
    The skirt's too short, though!
[06:06] Mahiro
    No one's gonna mistake her for a boy now.
[06:09] Momiji
    Can't you pick out something less feminine?
[06:12] Mahiro
    No! That's the whole point!
[06:14] Momiji
    What?
[06:16] Mahiro
    Oh!
[06:17] Mahiro
    Here! Try this one on, too!
[06:19] Momiji
    Really?! But I'm not into frilly stuff!
[06:22] Mahiro
    Come on! You might as well!
[06:25] Momiji
    Wait a sec, Mahiro-chan!
[06:25] Mahiro
    Just trust me, okay?
[06:29] Mihari
    Wait. Onii—
[06:31] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan? What brings you here?
[06:34] Mahiro
    Shoot! They found us!
[06:35] Kaede
    You've been following us the
    whole time, haven't you?
[06:38] Mahiro
    You noticed, huh?
[06:40] Mahiro
    Nothing gets past you, Kaede-chan.
[06:42] Kaede
    Momiji's with you too, isn't she?
[06:44] Kaede
    Where could she be?
[06:45] Mihari
    What? You're on a date?
[06:47] Mahiro
    As if!
[06:50] Kaede
    Aha!
[06:52] Mahiro
    Wait! She's—
[06:53] Kaede
    Let's look behind curtain number one!
[07:03] Kaede
    My goodness...
[07:06] Mihari
    She's adorable!
[07:07] Kaede
    Totally! Cute as a button!
[07:13] Momiji
    On second thought, I'm kinda feeling this!
[07:15] Mihari
    Um...
[07:16] Mahiro
    Oh, no! She's having an awakening!
[07:26] Mihari
    Well, we got what
    we came for on our end.
[07:29] Mihari
    What shall we do now?
[07:31] Kaede
    Why don't we hang out for a bit?
[07:33] Kaede
    Can't go wasting an opportunity like this.
[07:35] Kaede
    Can we, Mahiro-chan?
[09:51] Kaede
    I'm so glad I got to see this with you guys!
[10:08] Mihari
    We're home!
[10:11] Mihari
    Look at you, you go-getter!
[10:14] Mihari
    Since when did you two start dating?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Quit joking around, will you?
[10:18] Mahiro
    Why'd you lie about having a date, anyway?!
[10:21] Mahiro
    You could've just told me you and
    Kaede-chan were going shopping!
[10:25] Mihari
    Don't tell me... you were worried about me?
[10:28] Mahiro
    Perish the thought!
[10:35] Mihari
    Hey, I'm sorry.
[10:36] Mihari
    I did have a reason for
    keeping it from you, though.
[10:40] Mihari
    I had Kaede help me pick something out.
[10:57] Mihari
    Merry Christmas, Onii-chan!
[11:16] Mihari
    I wanted to surprise you!
[11:25] Mahiro
    Honestly...
[11:27] Mahiro
    She really had me fooled.
[11:28] Mihari
    Oh, and FYI...
[11:31] Mihari
    We got a matching one for Momiji-chan, too.
[11:32] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:35] Mahiro
    Why would you do that?
[11:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] Momiji
    Onimai.
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] Kaede
    Onimai.
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:50] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:54] Sign
    Happy New Year
[12:01] Mihari
    Here, open wide.
[12:05] Mahiro
    You really pulled out all the stops.
[12:07] Mahiro
    You got the kotatsu out and everything.
[12:10] Mihari
    Well, I thought we should at least
    have it out for New Year's.
[12:13] Mihari
    I can't believe the year's almost over.
[12:22] Sign
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[12:22] Sign
    Celebrating the New Year around Japan
[12:22] Announcer
    Happy New Year!
[12:25] Announcer
    Coming up...
[12:25] Mihari
    It's midnight, Onii-chan!
[12:25] Announcer
    We'll be taking a look at the New
    Year's celebrations around Japan.
[12:28] Mihari
    Happy New Year!
[12:31] Mahiro
    Happy New Year!
[12:35] Mahiro
    Can I get my New Year's
    money now, sister dearest?
[12:39] Mihari
    Of course, sweetie!
[12:43] Mahiro
    Easy win, guys.
[12:52] Mahiro
    That's way too few zeros! I'm in
    middle school now, you know?!
[12:55] Mihari
    No, you're a grown adult, Onii-chan.
[12:58] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right...
[13:00] Mihari
    He's starting to lose it...
[13:02] Mihari
    Here's hoping life as a girl
    treats you well this year too!
[13:04] Mihari
    You got this!
[13:06] Mahiro
    I'll turn back to normal someday! I swear!
[13:13] Mahiro
    Ah, what a wonderful New
    Year's Day for staying in.
[13:24] Mahiro
    I'm hungry.
[13:26] Mihari
    Morning! I made mochi soup.
[13:35] Mahiro
    We're not having osechi?
[13:37] Mihari
    It's a hassle to prep, you know?
[13:39] Mihari
    Were you looking forward to it?
[13:40] Mahiro
    Not really. I think I can live without it.
[13:46] Mahiro
    As long as I can stuff my face
    and nap all day, I'll be happy.
[13:53] Mihari
    Being productive has its
    rewards too, you know?
[13:56] Mihari
    But still...
[13:59] Mihari
    I guess it is nice to kick your
    feet up every once in a while.
[14:02] Mahiro
    Oh?
[14:03] Mahiro
    So you finally see where I'm coming from!
[14:05] Mahiro
    Look at you! I'm so proud!
[14:11] Mihari
    B-Be that as it may!
[14:14] Mihari
    Come, Onii-chan. It's time to get dressed.
[14:19] Mahiro
    W-Wait, don't tell me...!
[14:35] Mihari
    We gotta ring in the new year!
[14:37] Mahiro
    It's the most crowded place
    you could have taken me...
[14:48] Mahiro
    Hey, look, shrine maidens.
[14:51] Mihari
    Come on, snap out of it!
[14:53] Mihari
    Quit retreating to your happy place!
[14:55] Mihari
    I prepared a little incentive for you.
[14:58] Mahiro
    You did?
[15:00] Kaede
    Oh, there they are!
[15:01] Kaede
    Happy New Year!
[15:03] Mahiro
    My incentive is here!
[15:06] Mihari
    You look stunning, Kaede!
[15:09] Kaede
    I managed to score a cute rental.
[15:17] Mahiro
    I-Is she a samurai?
[15:19] Kaede
    She refused to wear anything else...
[15:22] Momiji
    Don't I look cool?
[15:24] Mahiro
    Oh, she must be going through a phase.
[15:28] Mahiro
    I hope you find yourself soon. All the best.
[15:33] Kaede
    Let's get going, then!
[15:35] Kaede
    We gotta get in line.
[15:36] Mahiro & Momiji
    Coming!
[15:41] Kaede
    You should've worn a kimono too, Mihari!
[15:44] Mahiro
    Yeah!
[15:45] Mahiro
    How come you get to dress
    normally and I don't?
[15:47] Mihari
    I-I wouldn't look good in one anyway...
[15:55] Kaede
    We finally made it!
[16:01] Kaede
    I better get my money's worth
    for standing in line so long!
[16:04] Momiji
    Now you're just being greedy.
[16:07] Mihari
    I wish for my brother to
    live a respectable life.
[16:10] Momiji
    I wish that we can all stay
    close with each other.
[16:14] Mihari
    Go on!
[16:15] Mihari
    You too, Mahiro-chan.
[16:16] Mahiro
    R-Right...
[16:21] Mahiro
    I wish...
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
    No. 50
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    Omikuji
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    Great Blessing
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    Fortune
[16:38] Mihari
    Yay! I got the best one!
[16:40] Mahiro
    Pretty weird for a science geek to
    get all excited about her fortune.
[16:44] Mihari
    Doesn't mean I can't participate!
[16:47] Asahi
    Hey, wait...
[16:48] Asahi
    Which is better? A small
    blessing or a great one?
[16:51] Mahiro
    Asahi?
[16:54] Miyo
    Wait, Mahiro-chan?
[16:59] Mahiro
    Hey, Miyo-chan! Hey, Asahi!
[17:01] Miyo & Asahi
    Happy New Year!
[17:02] Girls
    Happy New Year!
[17:05] Miyo
    Your kimono's so cute!
[17:07] Mahiro
    Oh, shush! So is yours, Miyo-chan!
[17:10] Asahi
    So we meet again, Momijiro!
[17:14] Miyo
    Why are you in men's hakama?
[17:16] Momiji
    W-Well, you know...
[17:18] Momiji
    I think they look cool...
[17:21] Kaede
    The little ones are all here!
[17:24] Asahi
    I know!
[17:25] Asahi
    Bet you can't beat me at target shooting!
[17:26] Momiji
    Hey!
[17:29] Momiji
    You gotta save me, Mahiro-chan!
[17:31] Miyo
    Oh, my...
[17:33] Kaede
    Oh la la...
[17:46] Sign
    A Precious World
[17:46] Sign
    To A New Year
[17:46] Sign
    A Clear Sky
[18:00] Asahi
    I think I'm hungry.
[18:02] Miyo
    Wanna get something from the food stalls?
[18:04] Asahi
    I don't have any more money!
[18:06] Kaede
    Then why not come over to our place?
[18:08] Kaede
    I went overboard on the osechi, anyway.
[18:10] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's homemade osechi?!
[18:13] Mahiro
    Let's go! What are we waiting for?!
[18:15] Mahiro
    O.
[18:15] Sign
    ONIMAI
[18:16] Kaede
    Ni.
[18:16] Miyo
    Ma.
[18:17] Momiji
    I.
[18:17] Sign
    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:21] Mahiro
    Wow!
[18:23] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's homemade osechi!
[18:26] Kaede
    It's a good thing you guys are here.
[18:28] Kaede
    I may have made a little too much.
[18:30] Momiji
    I told you you were overworking yourself!
[18:33] Mihari
    New Year's isn't quite the
    same without it, huh?
[18:35] Mihari
    Maybe I should have made some after all.
[18:39] Miyo
    Every osechi dish has a special
    meaning behind it, right?
[18:43] Mihari
    Rolled konbu represents
    "yorokobu," or happiness.
[18:46] Asahi
    I get it! Yorokonbu!
[18:52] Mihari
    And black beans...
[18:54] Mihari
    bring good health so that you can work hard.
[18:56] Mahiro
    All right!
[18:57] Mahiro
    Good luck working hard, then, Onee-chan!
[19:03] Mihari
    And since rolled omelettes resemble scrolls,
    they're said to bring academic success.
[19:07] Mihari
    So good luck with your studies, Mahiro-chan!
[19:10] Momiji
    Here!
[19:12] Mahiro
    Th-Thank you...
[19:22] Girls
    Thanks for the meal!
[19:26] Kaede
    I'm happy you liked it!
[19:28] Kaede
    We have amazake too, if you want.
[19:31] Mihari
    I don't think I've ever tried it!
[19:33] Asahi
    You're still too young
    to drink alcohol, Doc!
[19:36] Miyo
    Actually, it's generally okay
    for minors to drink it.
[19:38] Miyo
    In small amounts, that is.
[19:39] Miyo
    Since the alcohol is cooked off anyway.
[19:41] Mahiro
    Yeah, so it's totally legal.
[19:43] Kaede
    There you go. Try some.
[19:56] Mahiro
    Um...
[19:58] Mahiro
    Mihari?
[20:04] Mihari
    Onii-chan!
[20:08] Mahiro
    W-Watch it, you dummy!
[20:10] Mahiro
    There are people around!
[20:12] Kaede
    What? Just from amazake?!
[20:14] Kaede
    Come on, claws off.
[20:16] Kaede
    She's your sister, remember?
[20:18] Mihari
    Boo!
[20:20] Mihari
    Then I'll take you instead!
[20:28] Mahiro
    She's on a drunken rampage!
[20:31] Mahiro
    Everyone, fall back!
[20:33] Mahiro
    Take refuge in Momiji's room
    before she can launch an attack!
[20:40] Mahiro
    You too, Miyo-chan! Hurry!
[20:42] Miyo
    I can't. I'm...
[20:46] Miyo
    My eyes are locked on, and I can't move!
[20:52] Mahiro
    No! Miyo-chan!
[20:54] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan!
[21:04] Asahi
    She's awake!
[21:05] Momiji
    A-Are you all right?
[21:08] Mihari
    Huh?
[21:09] Mihari
    What happened just now?
[21:14] Kaede
    You're banned from alcohol
    for life, that's what.
[21:20] Miyo
    Onee-sama!
[21:40] Mihari
    It's been a while since we've gotten
    to spend New Year's like this, huh?
[21:44] Mahiro
    You're right.
[21:47] Mihari
    So what exactly did you pray
    for back at the shrine?
[21:51] Mahiro
    What? Uh... It's a secret.
[21:53] Mihari
    But I wanna know!
[21:55] Mihari
    Come on, tell me!
[21:56] Mahiro
    Quit nagging!
[21:57] Mihari
    Honestly...
[21:59] Mihari
    I haven't the faintest idea.
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Okorinashiyo (Mystery Anime Group)
[23:38] Mahiro & Mihari
    See you next time!
[23:39] ---
    

Season 1

E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity

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[00:10] Mahiro
    Today's the start of our third term, huh?
[00:17] Mahiro
    It's freezing!
[00:20] Mahiro
    And making us wear skirts even in winter?!
[00:22] Mahiro
    How do they expect me
    to stay warm in this?!
[00:27] Momiji
    Oh, Mahiro-chan!
[00:31] Kaede
    Morning!
[00:33] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[00:34] Momiji
    Good morning!
[00:36] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan! Your legs!
[00:38] Mahiro
    Aren't you cold?!
[00:40] Kaede
    You betcha I am!
[00:42] Kaede
    But beauty is pain, as they say.
[00:44] Kaede
    Gotta show off these rockin'
    legs while I still got 'em!
[00:47] Mahiro
    I never realized.
[00:48] Mahiro
    Girls are true heroes.
    Thank you for your service.
[00:51] Momiji
    I don't know how she does it.
[00:53] Momiji
    It's so cold, I had to leave my hair down.
[00:56] Kaede
    Wait!
[00:57] Kaede
    You're wearing the scarf, Mahiro-chan!
[01:00] Kaede
    Mihari and I picked it out together!
[01:03] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right.
[01:05] Mahiro
    Now we're matching, huh?
[01:08] Momiji
    This feels kinda weird!
[01:11] Kaede
    Who cares? You two are besties, aren't you?
[01:14] Momiji
    C'mon, Onee-chan! Knock it off!
[01:15] Mahiro
    Still, when we show up like this...
[01:17] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan's gonna go nuts!
[01:17] Kaede
    At least let me take a picture!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:37] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:43] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #10 Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[02:54] Miyo
    Oh, my!
[02:56] Miyo
    Why, what's this?
[02:57] Miyo
    My gosh, what a pleasant surprise!
[02:59] Mahiro
    Yup, I called it.
[03:02] Asahi
    Aw, neat!
[03:03] Asahi
    Maybe I should get a matching one, too!
[03:06] Miyo
    Asahi-chan.
[03:07] Miyo
    It's only neat because
    they're the ones matching.
[03:10] Miyo
    Are we clear?
[03:12] Momiji
    Besides, you never wear scarves anyway.
[03:17] Asahi
    You've got a point.
[03:19] Mahiro
    And you're always wearing shorts when
     you're not in your school uniform.
[03:22] Asahi
    Yeah, I never get cold.
[03:26] Asahi
    And as usual, I'm not wearing
     anything under my skirt.
[03:31] Momiji
    That phrasing...
[03:32] Mahiro
    You're so devil-may-care.
[03:34] Mahiro
    I had to put warm fleece
    leggings on under mine.
[03:37] Mahiro
    See?
[03:42] Satsuki
    Quit staring, boys!
[03:44] Minori
    You jerks!
[03:45] Minato
    W-Wait, but!
[03:45] Minato
    W-We weren't!
[03:47] Yuuta
    I wasn't even looking!
[03:49] Satsuki
    Hey, wait!
[03:50] Minori
    Get back here!
[03:51] Minori
    Quit running away!
[03:53] Satsuki
    Come back!
[03:53] Momiji
    I swear, you can be so careless sometimes.
[03:57] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[03:59] Mahiro
    I-I didn't know my voice
    could go that high...
[04:02] Mahiro
    I-Is this what it feels like
    when girls get self-conscious?!
[04:06] Mahiro
    Not good! This is not good!
[04:08] Mahiro
    I've gone too deep undercover!
[04:10] Mahiro
    I gotta reclaim my masculinity!
[04:13] Mahiro
    Bare-naked legs!
[04:15] Momiji
    Wh-What's the matter?
[04:17] Asahi
    You good?
[04:19] Mahiro
    Ah, the bare-naked leg.
[04:22] Mahiro
    What a sight to behold!
[04:23] Mahiro
    Especially the legs of the girls
    braving the cold winter air.
[04:27] Miyo
    But that's bad for you!
[04:29] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:30] Mahiro
    You'll catch a cold if you
    don't cover up properly.
[04:33] Mahiro
    Uh, yeah. That's true... I guess.
[04:36] Miyo
    Besides, I heard it makes
    your legs get chubby.
[04:40] Miyo
    Your body stores more fat when exposed
    to low temperatures, after all.
[04:43] Momiji
    Huh.
[04:45] Asahi
    So you gain fat when you expose yourself?
[04:47] Asahi
    So that means Miyo-chin...
[04:50] Asahi
    must be whipping her boobies out every day!
[04:53] Miyo
    I've never whipped them out!
[05:00] Miyo
    I-I don't do that, okay?
[05:02] Miyo
    I don't, okay?!
[05:05] Momiji
    Calm down, Miyo-chan!
[05:08] Asahi
    There, there. You poor thing.
[05:10] Asahi
    I'm sorry, Miyo-chin.
[05:12] Asahi
    There, there. You're okay.
[05:13] Mahiro
    Boobies, huh?
[05:19] Sign
    ONIMAI
[05:19] Miyo
    Onimai.
[05:25] Kaede
    Oh!
[05:25] Kaede
    Rise and shine!
[05:30] Kaede
    Wait! Keep still, okay?
[05:32] Kaede
    I'm almost finished.
[05:34] Kaede
    There, all set!
[05:36] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:37] Kaede
    Aww! It's so cute!
[05:39] Kaede
    Long hair is so much more fun to play with!
[05:42] Kaede
    If only Momiji would grow hers out, too.
[05:46] Mahiro
    Th-That aside, Kaede-chan.
[05:48] Mahiro
    How come you're here?
[05:51] Kaede
    Oh, crap...
[05:52] Mihari
    Kaede!
[05:54] Mihari
    That's the exact same page
    I left you on earlier.
[05:56] Kaede
    Sorry, teach!
[05:58] Kaede
    I took a break and got sidetracked.
[06:00] Mahiro
    Oh, Mihari's tutoring again.
[06:01] Kaede
    What question was I on again?
[06:20] Mahiro
    You're such a good student, Kaede-chan!
[06:23] Kaede
    What? Not by a long shot!
[06:25] Kaede
    Lately, I've been working a lot.
[06:26] Mahiro
    What do you need the
    money for? A motorcycle?
[06:29] Kaede
    Don't be silly! That's
    something a boy would want!
[06:32] Kaede
    A girl's gotta stock up on
    the essentials, you know?
[06:35] Kaede
    And clothes can get pretty expensive.
[06:37] Mahiro
    Oh, really...
[06:38] Mihari
    Don't gimme that.
[06:41] Kaede
    I also kinda wanna get
    a facial someday, too.
[06:45] Mihari
    Really?
[06:46] Mihari
    But you're far too young
    to be thinking about that.
[06:48] Kaede
    And that's where you're wrong, like always!
[06:50] Mahiro
    Mhmm, mhmm.
[06:50] Kaede
    You have to start taking measures
    while you're still young.
[06:52] Kaede
    If you want healthy skin, you
    have to take good care of it!
[06:56] Kaede
    Like by giving yourself a lymphatic
    massage, for instance.
[07:01] Kaede
    Oh, I know!
[07:02] Kaede
    How about I give you a little
    hands-on experience?
[07:05] Kaede
    It'll be my gift to you
    for helping me study.
[07:13] Kaede
    First things first, the collarbone.
[07:17] Mahiro
    This feels a little awkward...
[07:20] Kaede
    I know. Just relax, okay?
[07:24] Mahiro
    Oh, my...
[07:26] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan would kill to be a
    fly on the wall right now.
[07:27] Kaede
    Now, we work from the chest
    down below the arms.
[07:31] Mihari
    C'mon, that tickles!
[07:33] ---
    Whoa!
[07:35] Kaede
    Then from the lower back down to the sides.
[07:39] Mihari
    That actually feels really nice.
[07:42] Kaede
    And for the lower body...
[07:44] Kaede
    you mustn't forget to work the inner thighs.
[07:46] Mihari
    What?!
[07:47] Mihari
    You can't be serious!
[07:49] Kaede
    Like here, for example.
[08:01] Kaede
    Phew, now you're all set!
[08:04] Mihari
    You have a knack for this, Kaede.
[08:06] Kaede
    You think so?
[08:08] Kaede
    It doesn't feel that great
    when I do it on myself.
[08:10] Kaede
    Maybe it feels better when
    someone does it for you.
[08:12] Mahiro
    Shh...
[08:16] Kaede
    Now then, you're up next, Mahiro-chan.
[08:19] Mahiro
    No way! Forget it! It's way too dirty!
[08:22] Kaede
    Now, now. Don't be shy.
[08:25] Kaede
    I'll even throw in a special
    service for a fuller bust!
[08:28] Mahiro
    A-A fuller what?
[08:32] Mahiro
    Wh-Whoa!
[08:33] Mahiro
    Stop, I'm serious!
[08:35] Mahiro
    I said stop!
[08:46] Mahiro
    You know what? My body does
    feel less tense after that.
[08:50] Kaede
    Right?
[08:51] Mihari
    You could do this for a living, Kaede.
[08:53] Mihari
    Like an aesthetician or something.
[08:55] Kaede
    You think so?
[08:57] Kaede
    I have considered it before.
[08:59] Kaede
    Maybe I'll do some more practice
    on Momiji when I get back home.
[09:02] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[09:04] Mahiro & Mihari
    Please tell me you won't!
[09:08] Sign
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[09:08] Kaede
    Onimai.
[09:11] Mihari
    Onii-chan!
[09:15] Mahiro
    Huh?
[09:18] Mihari
    Here, take these.
[09:23] Mahiro
    Chocolate?
[09:24] Mihari
    Yeah, it's Valentine's Day!
[09:27] Mahiro
    Oh!
[09:28] Mahiro
    It doesn't count when you
    get it from family, though.
[09:31] Mahiro
    Besides, isn't this a little much?
[09:33] Mihari
    H-Hey, wait a sec! Don't eat it!
[09:36] Mihari
    You're supposed to be giving
    them out this year, remember?
[09:40] Mahiro
    What?
[09:50] Mahiro
    I can't believe I have to hand out
    all this chocolate to stupid boys.
[09:55] Momiji
    Oh! Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[09:58] Mahiro
    Good morning, Momiji.
[10:01] Momiji
    Here, this is for you!
[10:05] Mahiro
    Oh, wow! Thanks so much!
[10:10] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:11] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[10:14] Mahiro
    Here, this is yours!
[10:17] Momiji
    Yay, you're the best!
[10:20] Mahiro
    I forgot friends give them
    to each other too!
[10:22] Mahiro
    Mihari really thought of everything.
[10:25] Kaede
    While we're at it, here's some from me too.
[10:29] Kaede
    Enjoy!
[10:32] Mahiro
    Valentine's Day rules!
[10:35] Kaede
    They're both homemade, by the way!
[10:38] Kaede
    Momiji and I made them together!
[10:40] Kaede
    She's never asked to make them together.
    It made me so happy.
[10:44] Kaede
    C'mon! You weren't supposed to tell her!
[10:48] Mahiro
    Homemade chocolates...
[10:58] Asahi
    Here, Mahiron! I brought you chocolate!
[11:01] Miyo
    I brought you some too!
[11:04] Mahiro
    Why, thank you. Much obliged.
[11:09] Mahiro
    Now, a token of my gratitude.
[11:11] Asahi
    Thanks!
[11:13] Miyo
    Thank you!
[11:15] Mahiro
    Man, this trading system
    means everyone's happy, huh?
[11:19] Asahi
    Plus, you get to try all sorts
    of chocolate this way, too!
[11:22] Miyo
    Right?
[11:23] Mahiro
    Exactly!
[11:24] Momiji
    You two are such gluttons.
[11:30] Mai
    C'mon, let's trade!
[11:31] Miyako
    So yummy!
[11:32] Mai
    Right?
[11:34] Mahiro
    I suppose I do have some
    chocolate left over.
[11:37] Mahiro
    All right!
[11:38] Mahiro
    Here you go!
[11:39] Mahiro
    Here, take this!
[11:40] Mahiro
    You too!
[11:42] Mahiro
    And you, and you as well!
[11:48] Mahiro
    I'm up to my ears!
[11:50] Mahiro
    Look at me! I'm living the dream!
[11:52] Mahiro
    This would never happen
    if I were still a boy.
[12:00] Mahiro
    Yikes... It's hell on earth.
[12:03] Tomoya
    Valentine's Day, am I right?
[12:04] Mahiro
    What sad little creatures.
[12:06] Takeshi
    Just a marketing ploy...
[12:07] Makoto
    I'm not a huge sweet tooth, anyway.
[12:07] Mahiro
    But I know exactly how they feel.
[12:10] Mahiro
    I guess it can't hurt.
[12:13] Mahiro
    How's it goin', gents?
[12:15] Yuuta
    Huh?
[12:17] Mahiro
    Here! You can have this!
[12:22] Mahiro
    From one classmate to another.
[12:24] Mahiro
    Totally platonic.
[12:26] Yuuta
    F-Fine, I guess I can take it.
[12:29] Minato
    N-Not that we're happy about it or anything.
[12:32] Mahiro
    These two are actually pretty cute.
[12:35] Mahiro
    No need to return the favor, okay?
[12:43] Mahiro
    Wha—?!
[12:44] Zombie Makoto
    I-I want some too!
[12:46] Zombie Tomoya
    Me too!
[12:48] Mahiro
    What are you guys, zombies?!
[12:50] Zombies
    I actually am a sweet tooth...
[12:52] Mahiro
    I'm all out! That was the last one!
[12:56] Zombie Makoto
    Hand it over!
[12:57] Zombie Takeshi
    Give it to me!
[13:00] Yuuta
    H-Hey, stay back!
[13:09] Satsuki
    Just ignore them, Oyama-san.
    Boys are idiots.
[13:13] Minori
    Those jerks.
[13:23] Mahiro
    I guess this is the one day I'm
    actually glad to be a girl.
[13:30] Mahiro
    I really need to thank Mihari somehow.
[13:32] Commercial
    It's February 14th. In other
    words, Valentine's Day!
[13:35] Commercial
    It's time to give chocolate to that
    special someone in your life!
[13:39] Commercial
    In stores today, we have all
    sorts of confections on offer!
[13:41] Sign
    Valentine's Day Fair
[13:41] Sign
    Thank You
[13:41] Sign
    Chocolate
[13:41] Sign
    Thank You
[13:41] Sign
    Candy
[13:43] Commercial
    Choose from our special thank-you
    line to express your gratitude!
[13:47] Mahiro
    I'm home!
[13:51] Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[13:53] Mihari
    How'd it go?
[13:55] Mahiro
    Check it! I'm set for life!
[13:58] Mihari
    Wow, aren't you lucky?
[14:02] Mihari
    Here's some from me, too.
[14:06] Mihari
    Here!
[14:07] Mihari
    Since the stuff I gave you
    this morning was for school.
[14:10] Mahiro
    Hey, one more for the pile!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Then I'll give you yours now, too.
[14:17] Mahiro
    Here!
[14:26] Mihari
    Warn me next time, you dummy!
[14:32] Mahiro
    You're such a crybaby!
[14:37] Sign
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[14:37] Mahiro
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[14:41] Mai & Miyako
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[14:43] Sign
    Books
[14:43] Sign
    Opening Hours
[14:53] Employee
    Have a nice day!
[14:56] Mahiro
    Stupid Mihari.
[14:57] Mahiro
    She's got me running errands for
    her left and right these days.
[15:01] Mahiro
    Still, I haven't been in this
    store in a while, huh?
[15:16] Sign
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    The Monsters
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[15:25] Sign
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[15:26] Mahiro
    Online shopping is convenient and all,
[15:28] Mahiro
    but it's nice to visit an
    actual store for a change.
[15:39] Mahiro
    I can't go traipsing into
    that section anymore, huh?
[15:42] Mahiro
    Those books got me through
    some tough times, though.
[15:45] Mahiro
    Life wouldn't be the same without porn.
[15:50] Yuuta
    Okay, okay! Hurry up!
[15:53] Minato
    R-Right...
[15:54] Mahiro
    Aren't those boys in my class?
[15:57] Mahiro
    They're growing up so fast!
[15:59] Yuuta
    Okay, I'll go in first. You stand watch.
[16:00] Mahiro
    It's only natural boys their
    age would be curious.
[16:01] Minato
    Wait, won't that look even more suspicious?
[16:02] Mahiro
    They have a lot of guts even coming here.
[16:05] Mahiro
    Let's just pretend I never saw them...
[16:12] Mahiro
    Oh, crap!
[16:20] Mahiro
    Wait, you guys!
[16:22] Mahiro
    I feel so bad.
[16:25] Mahiro
    Still, I'd have done
    the same if a girl saw me.
[16:28] Mahiro
    Never mind.
[16:30] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll leave a book for them
    to find somewhere near the school.
[16:34] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?
[16:35] Mahiro
    Hm?
[16:38] Mahiro
    And you are?
[16:40] Miyo
    C'mon! It's me, silly!
[16:44] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan!
[16:45] Mahiro
    What's with the disguise?
[16:47] Miyo
    I didn't know you were into those
    kinds of books, Mahiro-chan.
[16:50] Mahiro
    I-I'm not, I swear!
[16:52] Mahiro
    I just happened to be
    walking by, that's all!
[16:56] Miyo
    Oh, really?
[16:58] Miyo
    I thought you might be a BL-loving fujoshi.
[17:00] Mahiro
    That's what you meant?!
[17:03] Mahiro
    Is that what you're into, then, Miyo-chan?
[17:05] Miyo
    N-No way! I'm not! Not those ones...
[17:09] Miyo
    Actually... Don't tell anyone this, but...
[17:14] Mahiro
    Sure.
[17:15] Miyo
    I'm more interested in the
    ones about two girls.
[17:19] Mahiro
    Tell me something I didn't know!
[17:21] Miyo
    You can't tell anyone, okay?
[17:23] Mahiro
    Wait, really?
[17:24] Mahiro
    Since when have you been hiding it?
[17:26] Miyo
    What are you into, then, Mahiro-chan?
[17:29] Mahiro
    I'd say I'm more of a noncon—
[17:31] Mahiro
    Scratch that!
[17:32] Mahiro
    I've actually just been reading
    a lot of shonen manga lately.
[17:36] Mahiro
    But I'd be open to yuri manga, I guess.
[17:39] Miyo
    Then say no more...
[17:41] Miyo
    Take this!
[17:42] Sign
    Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:42] Sign
    Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:42] Miyo
    And this!
[17:43] Sign
    Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
    Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
    Whisper Me a Love Song
[17:43] Sign
    Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:43] Sign
    I'm in Love with the Villainess?!
[17:43] Miyo
    I recommend this one, too!
[17:44] Sign
    Yurifuwa Girls
[17:48] Mahiro
    She's trying to lure me
    down the rabbit hole!
[17:52] Sign
    Yurifuwa Girls
[17:52] Sign
    Secret Love Idols
[17:55] Sign
    Books
[17:55] Employee
    Have a nice day!
[17:59] Mahiro
    We bought the shop out, huh?
[18:01] Miyo
    Tell me what you think when
    you're done reading them, okay?
[18:07] Mahiro
    I wonder why you felt the
    need to put on a disguise.
[18:10] Mahiro
    It's not like you were
    buying anything indecent.
[18:13] Miyo
    You know, I'm glad.
[18:14] Miyo
    I was worried you'd get weirded out by me.
[18:18] Mahiro
    Everyone's tastes are different, you know?
[18:21] Mahiro
    No one should feel the need
    to hide the things they like.
[18:24] Mahiro
    You've got nothing to be ashamed of!
[18:27] Miyo
    Okay!
[18:31] Mahiro
    What a sweet aroma!
[18:34] Mahiro
    Something smells good!
[18:41] Miyo
    Oh, it's a crêpe stand!
[18:44] Miyo
    They seem to be really popular lately.
[18:46] Mahiro
    Really? I don't think I've ever tried one.
[18:49] Miyo
    You're kidding!
[18:51] Miyo
    Then how about I treat you
    to one just this once?
[18:54] Miyo
    In exchange for your silence, of course.
[19:03] Mahiro
    Sho good!
[19:06] Mahiro
    I love you, Miyo-chan!
[19:08] Miyo
    You're such a kidder!
[19:10] Mahiro
    Oh, wanna try a bite of mine?
[19:13] Mahiro
    It's banana!
[19:14] Miyo
    Huh?!
[19:15] Miyo
    Oh, um... If you're offering...
[19:26] Momiji
    What are you two doing?!
[19:31] Momiji
    My bad! Here, drink this!
[19:34] Mahiro
    H-Hey, Momiji.
[19:36] Mahiro
    We just happened to bump into each
    other at the bookstore, is all.
[19:41] Momiji
    Aw, no fair!
[19:43] Momiji
    I'm gonna go buy a crêpe, too!
[19:47] Miyo
    What was I thinking?
[19:48] Miyo
    It's so unlike me to do something like that.
[19:53] Mahiro
    You're not gonna get one too, Asahi?
[19:55] Asahi
    Nope, I'm broke!
[19:58] Momiji
    I'm back!
[20:00] Mahiro
    That was quick.
[20:01] Momiji
    Here, Mahiro-chan! Have a bite of mine!
[20:15] Momiji
    All right, quit drooling.
[20:18] Momiji
    Here.
[20:20] Mahiro
    Wanna try mine, too?
[20:22] Asahi
    Are you sure?!
[20:23] Asahi
    I'll never forget this, you guys!
[20:32] Momiji
    Well, doesn't she look happy?
[20:33] Mahiro
    Isn't it yummy?
[20:37] Mahiro
    Oh, hey, do you prefer banana or strawberry?
[20:39] Miyo
    It was touch and go there, but...
[20:39] Momiji
    I like them both!
[20:42] Miyo
    I prefer being the observer, after all.
[20:46] Mahiro
    Just try to control yourself when
    real people are involved, okay?
[20:51] Miyo
    R-Right...
[20:53] Momiji
    Hm?
[20:59] Sign
    Math
[21:02] Yuuta & Minato
    O-Oyama?!
[21:07] Mahiro
    Wh-What is it?!
[21:10] Minato
    U-Um, about what you saw yesterday...
[21:15] Mahiro
    Oh!
[21:16] Mahiro
    You mean at the bookstore?
[21:18] Minato
    W-We were just discussing the optimal
    layout for the store, you see?
[21:23] Minato
    Right?
[21:24] Mahiro
    Th-The what now?
[21:26] Yuuta
    L-Like where the partitions
    should go and stuff.
[21:29] Minato
    Yeah, right, that!
[21:30] Mahiro
    It's all right. I get it.
[21:32] Mahiro
    Don't worry.
[21:33] Mahiro
    I'm not gonna go around
    telling everybody, so relax.
[21:38] Mahiro
    In fact, how about I show you
    guys a little something later?
[21:43] Yuuta & Minato
    A little... something?
[21:51] Mahiro
    Wait! Don't get the wrong idea!
[21:54] Mahiro
    What am I, some...
[21:55] Mahiro
    brazen hussy?!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro Pretties Up
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Hitomi Kariya
[23:38] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up

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[00:00] Boy
    Here goes nothing!
[00:10] Sign
    Highly Accurate
[00:10] Sign
    Astrology
[00:15] Minori
    My horoscope today sucks!
[00:18] Mai
    Your lucky color's red, it says.
[00:20] Miyako
    You can have my red pen, if you want.
[00:22] Mahiro
    The fortune-telling boom
    is upon us, it seems.
[00:25] Mahiro
    Girls are really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Nodoka
    Hey!
[00:31] Nodoka
    Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
[00:34] Nodoka
    Be careful not to oversleep
    today, Sagittarius.
[00:38] Nodoka
    You may lose something important to you.
[00:42] Mahiro
    Its power...
[00:44] Mahiro
    It's greater than I feared.
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:03] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:09] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
[02:27] Mihari
    You're reading an astrology book?
[02:30] Mahiro
    Hm?
[02:31] Mahiro
    You wanna take a look?
[02:33] Mahiro
    Here.
[02:40] Mihari
    I suppose girls are quite
    fond of these, huh?
[02:43] Mahiro
    I-It's not that!
[02:45] Mahiro
    It's been all the rage at school lately,
[02:47] Mahiro
    so I just wanted to see what
    all the fuss was about!
[02:49] Mihari
    Sure, sounds plausible to me.
[02:51] Mahiro
    Gimme a break!
[02:53] Mahiro
    Honestly, you don't even know
    what I'm going through.
[02:57] Mahiro
    Oh, hey!
[02:58] Mahiro
    While you're here, why
    don't I read out yours?
[03:01] Mahiro
    Let's see. You were born
    in April, so that means...
[03:06] Mihari
    Stop right there.
[03:07] Mihari
    I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
[03:09] Mahiro
    Aw, you're no fun!
[03:11] Mihari
    Why don't you try reading
    another sign's horoscope?
[03:15] Mihari
    I bet you it'll still apply.
[03:20] Mihari
    Stuff like that is so generic.
[03:22] Mihari
    All they do is write things
    that could apply to anyone.
[03:26] Mihari
    Like "you have a serious side to you,"
[03:28] Mihari
    or "there's something weighing on you."
[03:31] Mihari
    It's called the Barnum effect.
[03:33] Mahiro
    Hang on, what's this?
[03:35] Mahiro
    To those born in the month of April,
[03:37] Mahiro
    try to avoid being overly
    argumentative today.
[03:39] Mahiro
    You may be annoying the people around you.
[03:42] Mahiro
    See? It's got you pegged!
[03:44] Mihari
    L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
[03:49] Mihari
    An important occasion is
    right around the corner.
[03:51] Mihari
    You may be in for a surprise or two.
[03:55] Mahiro
    An important occasion?
[03:57] Mahiro
    Was there something coming up?
[03:58] Mahiro
    Huh? Surely it's talking about—
[04:03] Mahiro
    Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Mahiro
    Wha?
[04:11] Momiji
    Hello, Mahiro-chan.
[04:12] Mahiro
    Hey, Momi— ji?
[04:18] Mahiro
    M-Momiji, have you finally
    gone to the dark side?
[04:22] Momiji
    It said an eyepatch would
    bring me luck today.
[04:25] Mahiro
    That's a safety risk! Take it off!
[04:31] Miyo
    Death in the upright position.
[04:34] Miyo
    Asahi-chan...
[04:36] Miyo
    Your death is nigh.
[04:38] Asahi
    Dun-Dun-Duuun!
[04:43] Mahiro
    This one's fishy, too.
[04:45] Mahiro
    Each one's more absurd than the last.
[04:48] Mahiro
    They're all just at that age, I guess.
[04:51] Mahiro
    Bless their souls.
[04:52] Miyo
    Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
[04:54] Mahiro
    Yikes!
[04:56] Mahiro
    H-Hey, guys!
[04:58] Mahiro
    How about we all do one that's
    a little more light-hearted?
[05:01] Mahiro
    Light-hearted? Like what?
[05:03] Mahiro
    Like... Um...
[05:05] Mahiro
    I didn't think this far.
[05:07] Mahiro
    I swear there was something
    in that book yesterday...
[05:11] Mahiro
    Oh!
[05:12] Mahiro
    How about animal horoscopes?!
[05:13] Mahiro
    It's about finding out which animal
    best fits your personality!
[05:16] Momiji
    Cool! That sounds fun!
[05:19] Mahiro
    No clue how you're supposed
    to do that, though.
[05:21] Mahiro
    Guess I'll just have to improvise.
[05:23] Mahiro
    Well, then, Asahi's always
    bubbly and outgoing.
[05:26] Mahiro
    A dog fits her pretty
    well, don't you think?
[05:30] Asahi
    Woof, woof!
[05:31] Momiji
    I totally see it!
[05:33] Mahiro
    And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
    maybe a bunny rabbit?
[05:37] Miyo
    Hoppity-hop!
[05:37] Miyo
    Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
[05:39] Mahiro
    Kinda fits with her seemingly
    constant arousal, too.
[05:42] Mahiro
    For Momiji, I'd say...
[05:44] Mahiro
    A kokeshi doll?
[05:45] SFX
    Koke.
[05:46] Momiji
    Huh?
[05:46] Mahiro
    Scratch that! Um...
[05:49] Mahiro
    What about a bear?
[05:50] Mahiro
    Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
[05:53] Momiji
    Aw, you really think so?
[05:55] Asahi
    Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
[05:59] Miyo
    What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
[06:02] Miyo
    Let's see...
[06:03] Miyo
    Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
[06:05] Miyo
    with a loving soul and a big heart,
[06:07] Miyo
    nothing fits me better
    than the mighty elephant!
[06:12] Miyo
    Something wrong?
[06:13] Momiji
    Nope! Nothing at all!
[06:14] Momiji
    I know!
[06:16] Momiji
    Can I try something next?
[06:18] Momiji
    It's just a normal horoscope
    reading, though.
[06:20] Mahiro
    Oh? I'm down!
[06:22] Momiji
    All right...
[06:25] Momiji
    Could you tell me your birthday, then?
[06:28] Momiji
    This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!
[06:30] Momiji
    Reading your horoscope is merely a façade
    to get you to tell me your birthday!
[06:34] Momiji
    Then I can surprise you when the day comes!
[06:36] Momiji
    It's absolutely foolproof!
[06:38] Mahiro
    Oh, right, my birthday.
[06:40] Mahiro
    Umm, it's March...
[06:44] Mahiro
    Oh, it's today, actually.
[06:47] Girls
    It is?!
[06:48] Girls
    H-Happy birthday!
[06:57] Mahiro
    I'm home!
[06:59] Mihari
    Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
[07:01] Mihari
    You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
[07:04] Mihari
    I guess horoscopes have
    their uses, after all.
[07:08] Mahiro
    Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
[07:11] Mihari
    Talk about forced!
[07:12] Mahiro
    I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
[07:15] Mihari
    Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
[07:19] Mahiro
    Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
[07:22] Mahiro
    Feels weird to say I'm a year
    older when I look like this.
[07:25] Mihari
    How many candles should I put on it?
[07:28] Mahiro
    That's a good question.
[07:32] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] Girls
    Onimai.
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:40] Mahiro
    Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
[07:43] Momiji
    U-Uh...
[07:44] Momiji
    Sorry, I can't today.
[07:45] Mahiro
    Huh. Okay, then.
[07:47] Mahiro
    In that case... Miyo-chan!
[07:49] Miyo
    I can't either, actually...
[07:51] Mahiro
    Huh?
[07:52] Momiji
    That was close.
[07:54] Momiji
    I'll see you then, okay?
[07:55] Miyo
    Sure!
[07:56] Mahiro
    Wait!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
    C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji
    Let's throw her a birthday party!
[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji
    It'll be a surprise!
[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji
    We'll plan everything in secret,
    so she doesn't find out.
[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi
    But Mahiron's birthday
    already passed, didn't it?
[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji
    Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
    this over nothing at all.
[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji
    I know I would, if it were me.
[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi
    You've got a point.
[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji
    Besides, this way she definitely
    won't see it coming.
[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji
    Who would suspect a surprise party
    when it's not even their birthday?
[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo
    She sounds like some
    iron-fisted TV producer.
[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji
    Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji
    And don't say a word about it
    to her until this weekend!
[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo
    Okay!
[08:36] Mahiro
    Or something along those lines, right?
[08:38] Mahiro
    It's totally cliché!
[08:39] Mahiro
    Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
    idea and get all depressed about it.
[08:43] Mahiro
    But an experienced fellow, such as
    myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
[08:48] Mahiro
    Well, if it isn't Asahi!
[08:50] Mahiro
    Come on now, spill the beans.
[08:51] Mahiro
    I already know what's going on.
[08:55] Asahi
    Stay away from me!
[08:57] Asahi
    I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
[09:05] Mahiro
    It's all over.
[09:23] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[09:27] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[09:28] Mihari
    Enough! It's time to get up!
[09:35] Mahiro
    But I don't wanna!
[09:36] Mihari
    Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
[09:40] Mihari
    Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
[09:43] Mihari
    Have a little more confidence in yourself.
[09:47] Mihari
    See? That's them now.
[10:00] Mahiro
    We're under attack!
[10:08] Girls
    Happy birthday!
[10:12] Girls
    Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
[10:17] Miyo
    Guess we can call this a success, then.
[10:19] Asahi
    Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
[10:22] Momiji
    Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
[10:24] Momiji
    We knew if we let her, she'd just
    end up spilling everything.
[10:27] Mahiro
    Gotcha...
[10:33] Momiji
    Here you go.
[10:34] Momiji
    This present's from me.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Wow, thank you!
[10:40] Miyo
    I got you a book I thought
    you might like, too.
[10:42] Miyo
    Don't open it until later, okay?
[10:44] Mahiro
    Oh, of course...
[10:46] Asahi
    And I got you...
[10:48] Asahi
    This!
[10:49] Sign
    Anything-You-Want Ticket
[10:51] Mahiro
    Yup, I should've known.
[10:53] Asahi
    You can use that to get us
    all to do something for you!
[10:57] Girls
    Huh?!
[10:59] Mahiro
    That's quite the tough call to make...
[11:02] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[11:05] Mahiro
    Well, how about this?
[11:08] Mahiro
    I hope you'll all stay friends
    with me from here on out!
[11:19] Asahi
    No...
[11:20] Asahi
    Not like that.
[11:23] Asahi
    You know, like... something more practical!
[11:26] Mahiro
    Aww...
[11:27] Mahiro
    I really thought you'd
    be satisfied with that.
[11:30] Mahiro
    A shoulder massage, then?
    Would that make you happy?
[11:33] Sign
    Anything-You-Want Ticket
[11:33] Asahi
    Coming right up!
[11:37] Asahi
    Rub, rub, rub.
[11:38] Asahi
    Rubba-dub-dub.
[11:40] Momiji
    Honestly...
[11:40] Asahi
    You're so stiff, you know?
[11:41] Mahiro
    R-Really?
[11:44] Momiji
    This one's from all of us!
[11:47] Momiji
    Ta-da!
[11:48] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[11:49] Momiji
    We baked a cake for you!
[11:52] Mahiro
    Wow!
[11:54] Miyo
    It's a fruit cake! My idea!
[11:57] Mahiro
    Oh...
[11:59] Mahiro
    Is it safe to eat?
[12:01] Momiji
    It's okay. My sister supervised.
[12:04] Mahiro
    Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
[12:07] Momiji
    Your wish is my command!
[12:14] Momiji
    Now, open wide!
[12:20] Mahiro
    Delicious!
[12:21] Momiji
    I'm glad you like it!
[12:23] Mihari
    Here's some iced tea.
[12:25] Mahiro
    Man, I'm thirsty.
[12:27] Miyo
    Here you go!
[12:28] Miyo
    Your drink, as requested.
[12:30] Mahiro
    Turn on the TV for me, would you?
[12:32] Mihari
    I'm part of this, too?
[12:36] Miyo
    There's more if you want it.
[12:39] Asahi
    Mahiro-sama.
[12:40] Mahiro
    I need the restroom.
[12:41] Asahi
    I'll go for you!
[12:42] Asahi
    Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
[12:49] Asahi
    C'mon, get out already!
[12:51] Mihari
    That's karma for you.
[12:57] Mahiro
    I would have loved it if
    Kaede-chan were here too.
[13:01] Momiji
    I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
[13:04] Momiji
    Whoops, I forgot!
[13:06] Momiji
    She wanted me to give you her present!
[13:08] Momiji
    Here!
[13:09] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's the best!
[13:11] Mahiro
    What could it be, I wonder...
[13:14] Mahiro
    Hm?
[13:15] Sign
    Mahiro-chan
[13:15] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[13:15] Sign
    Try dolling yourself up a bit
[13:15] Sign
    Love, Kaede
[13:15] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan!
[13:16] Kaede
    Happy birthday!
[13:18] Kaede
    Try dolling yourself up a bit!
[13:20] Kaede
    Love, Kaede.
[13:22] Miyo
    What a nice lip balm!
[13:24] Miyo
    It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
[13:27] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[13:31] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka
    Onimai.
[13:35] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:35] Satsuki & Minori
    Onimai.
[13:52] Mihari
    Oh, my...
[13:54] Mihari
    How precious...
[13:55] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[13:56] Mahiro
    I-It's not what you think!
[13:58] Mahiro
    I just thought it'd be rude of
    me if I didn't use it, you know?
[14:01] Mihari
    Right, of course!
[14:02] Mihari
    If that's what you've been telling yourself!
[14:06] Mahiro
    What's her problem?
[14:21] Momiji
    Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[14:24] Kaede
    Morning!
[14:25] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[14:32] Mahiro
    What's up?
[14:33] Momiji
    It's just, you seem more
    grown-up today somehow.
[14:37] Mahiro
    Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
[14:43] Kaede
    Aha!
[14:44] Kaede
    You're wearing the tinted
    lip balm I gave you!
[14:46] Mahiro
    Yup.
[14:48] Kaede
    You know? The lip balm I
    got her for her birthday.
[14:50] Momiji
    Oh!
[14:52] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
[14:55] Mahiro
    but I thought it'd be rude if I
    didn't try it on at least once.
[14:59] Kaede
    Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
[15:02] Kaede
    I've always thought you
    had such lovely features!
[15:10] Kaede
    Should you ever want to
    give makeup another try,
[15:12] Kaede
    just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
[15:15] Mahiro
    O-Okay...
[15:17] Kaede
    You're so cute!
[15:19] Kaede
    I knew this color would suit you.
[15:20] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[15:22] Kaede
    Okay, okay.
[15:23] Kaede
    Be careful at school, though, okay?
[15:27] Kaede
    Though the color's pretty faint,
    so I think you should be fine.
[15:41] Miyako
    That color's so pretty!
[15:43] Satsuki
    It's so cute! What brand is it?
[15:46] Mahiro
    Here.
[15:47] Girl
    Let me see, let me see!
[15:49] Girl
    Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:51] Momiji
    C'mon, guys! Back it up!
[15:53] Mai
    Oh, my bad!
[15:57] Mahiro
    You're my hero!
[16:00] Mahiro
    I'm still not used to
    talking to trendy girls...
[16:03] Momiji
    They're really sweet once
    you get to know them.
[16:05] Momiji
    Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
[16:10] Miyo
    Kids our age like dressing
    up a little, you know?
[16:13] Asahi
    I couldn't care less about that stuff!
[16:15] Miyo
    Did you really have to contradict me?
[16:23] Mahiro
    I couldn't care less either, of course.
[16:27] Mahiro
    But it does feel nice to have them
    fawning over me like this.
[16:39] Mahiro
    Does putting on a little lip tint really
    warrant this much attention, though?
[16:43] Mahiro
    Girls have such a keen eye.
[16:46] Yuuta
    O-Oyama!
[16:48] Mahiro
    Wha?
[16:49] Mahiro
    Hold up! Not the boys, too?!
[16:52] Mahiro
    Huh?
[16:54] Yuuta
    H-Here's your chocolate.
[16:56] Minato
    You know? Since it's White Day.
[16:59] Mahiro
    Oh, that's why...
[17:01] Mahiro
    It is White Day, huh?
[17:03] Mahiro
    I said you didn't have to, though!
[17:06] Mahiro
    Still, I'd be the last one
    to turn down chocolate.
[17:08] Yuuta
    S-Sure...
[17:23] Mahiro
    So...
[17:25] Mahiro
    Was there anything else?
[17:27] Yuuta & Minato
    Wha?!
[17:28] Yuuta & Minato
    Um...
[17:33] Yuuta & Minato
    W-We'll go get you something better!
[17:36] Satsuki
    Boys are so dense sometimes.
[17:38] Minori
    Those jerks.
[17:41] Mahiro
    Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
[17:45] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan!
[17:46] Momiji
    You're on class duty today, remember?
[17:48] Momiji
    You need to go pick up the class log.
[17:50] Mahiro
    Oh, no, I forgot!
[17:52] Sign
    Faculty Office
[17:55] Sign
    Japanese
[17:55] Sign
    Class Log
[17:56] Mari
    Here you go.
[17:57] Mahiro
    Sorry I'm late.
[18:00] Mari
    You made it before assembly, so you're good.
[18:03] Mari
    Hang on.
[18:04] Mari
    Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
[18:06] Mari
    It looks so natural on you.
[18:08] Mahiro
    Oh, could you tell?
[18:11] Mahiro
    I've been the talk of the
    class since this morning!
[18:13] Mari
    But wearing makeup is against school rules.
[18:16] Mari
    It's faint, so I'd like to
    let you off the hook, but...
[18:21] Mari
    I understand the desire to make
    yourself look pretty, of course.
[18:25] Mari
    You are a young lady, after all.
[18:27] Mahiro
    Oh... Uh...
[18:28] Mari
    But you don't have to worry.
[18:30] Mari
    You're a pretty girl just
    as you are, Oyama-san.
[18:34] Mari
    And we must look respectable at school.
[18:36] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am.
[18:37] Mari
    Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
[18:39] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am...
[18:46] Mahiro
    I can't believe she treated me
    like one of the trendy girls!
[18:49] Mahiro
    I think it's perfectly respectable!
[18:52] Mahiro
    This is pure authoritarianism!
[18:53] Mahiro
    What about self-expression?!
[18:59] Momiji
    Yeah, I know. And get this...
[19:01] Momiji
    Oh, welcome back!
[19:03] Miyo
    Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
[19:05] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[19:07] Mai
    Oh, no...
[19:08] Mai
    Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
[19:11] Miyako
    She doesn't look it, but
    she can be pretty strict.
[19:15] Mai
    Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
[19:17] Miyako
    So true!
[19:20] Mahiro
    Right?!
[19:21] Mahiro
    It's so unfair!
[19:23] Girls
    Right?
[19:26] Boy
    Are you serious?
[19:28] Yuuta
    That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
[19:31] Minato
    Girls are so hard to please...
[19:35] Takeshi
    You idiots!
[19:36] Tomoya
    You messed up big.
[19:37] Makoto
    Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
[19:41] Takeshi
    You could've at least gotten
    her a luxury brand!
[19:43] Makoto
    That's what I was gonna say!
[19:44] Takeshi
    What were you thinking?
[19:47] Satsuki
    Boys are so...
[19:48] Minori
    ...childish.
[19:59] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan?
[20:02] Mihari
    You're not gonna put on makeup today?
[20:05] Mahiro
    Knock it off, will ya?!
[20:07] Mahiro
    What about you?!
[20:08] Mahiro
    You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
[20:10] Mahiro
    Why don't you spruce
    yourself up for a change?!
[20:13] Mihari
    C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
[20:16] Mihari
    How many more times do I have to say it?
[20:18] Mihari
    I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
[20:21] Mihari
    And I'd hate for
    people to think I'm vain.
[20:24] Mahiro
    Welp, that was your last chance.
[20:27] Mahiro
    There's no other way.
[20:29] Mahiro
    Sensei! Do what must be done!
[20:32] Kaede
    Leave it to me!
[20:35] Mihari
    H-Have you been there this whole time?!
[20:40] Kaede
    C'mon, just roll with it!
[20:42] Mihari
    No! No way! I refuse!
[20:53] Kaede
    I'm sorry, Mihari.
[20:57] Kaede
    It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
[21:01] Kaede
    I wish we could hang out and do more
    teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
[21:06] Mihari
    Kaede...
[21:08] Mihari
    Oh, all right, then.
[21:10] Mihari
    Go on, knock yourself out.
[21:12] Kaede
    You're the best.
[21:16] Mahiro
    True friendship.
[21:22] Kaede
    There! All done!
[21:25] Kaede
    You look gorgeous, Mihari!
[21:33] Mihari
    This is like, totally weird!
[21:38] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[21:42] Mahiro
    This cannot be allowed to continue!
[21:45] Kaede
    Aw, don't say that.
[21:46] Kaede
    How about you join in on
    the fun, Mahiro-chan?
[21:55] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Namori
[23:38] Kaede & Mihari
    See you next time!

Season 1

E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister

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[00:08] Asahi
    Wow!
[00:11] Asahi
    It's amazing!
[00:13] Miyo
    It's so pretty!
[00:20] Mahiro
    We finally made it...
[00:22] Kaede
    That was quite the trip, huh?
[00:24] Mahiro
    I'm exhausted.
[00:26] Kaede
    How 'bout we get checked in
     so we can go veg out?
[00:29] Mahiro
    Sounds like a plan!
[00:30] Mihari
    You really have a way with her, huh?
[00:37] Asahi
    Look, I made a faceprint!
[00:40] Kaede
    Hang on! Hold that pose!
[00:41] Kaede
    Everybody get in, get in!
[00:43] Mahiro
    They all seem so hyped.
[00:45] Mihari
    I mean, look at the snow.
    Can you blame them?
[00:47] Mahiro
    Yeah, I guess not.
[00:49] Momiji
    Jeez... Asahi! Let's get a move on!
[00:58] Momiji
    What's up, Mahiro-chan?
[01:00] Mahiro
    Oh, nothing!
[01:03] Mahiro
    Shall we get going?
[01:05] Momiji
    Sure!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:28] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:34] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #12 Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[02:43] Asahi
    So, guys!
[02:44] Asahi
    It's almost spring break, you know?!
[02:47] Miyo
    It'd be nice if we could
    go someplace together.
[02:49] Momiji
    That reminds me. Didn't we talk about
    that kinda thing on Halloween?
[02:54] Mahiro
    Huh? That was still on the table?
[02:58] Kaede
    An onsen would be a nice change
    of pace, don't you think?
[03:01] Mihari
    It does sound nice.
[03:03] Miyo
    I'd like to go too!
[03:05] Asahi
    Me three!
[03:07] Kaede
    Okey-dokey!
[03:09] Kaede
    How about this one?
[03:10] Momiji
    Wow! That looks nice!
[03:11] Mihari
    It really does!
[03:12] Miyo
    It looks wonderful!
[03:13] Kaede
    Right?
[03:14] Mihari
    It's perfect.
[03:14] Momiji
    It's so pretty.
[03:15] Asahi
    I wanna try that!
[03:16] Momiji
    You're happy going here
    too, right, Mahiro-chan?
[03:16] Miyo
    It looks delicious.
[03:19] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:23] Mahiro
    And so with that...
[03:25] Mahiro
    Before I could even blink,
[03:27] Mahiro
    we were packing our bags for a
    one-night stay at the onsen.
[03:31] Kaede
    Look, there it is!
[03:41] Sign
    Tsukimi Inn
[03:44] Hostess
    Welcome, and thank you for choosing our inn.
[03:47] Mihari
    Thanks so much for having us!
[03:50] Everyone
    Thanks for having us!
[03:52] Hostess
    Well, then, if you'll all
    follow me to your room.
[03:55] Sign
    Ladies Room
[04:03] Mahiro
    It's got tatami mats!
[04:04] Mihari
    It's pretty spacious, too, huh?
[04:07] Mahiro
    You can't have a Japanese
    inn without tatami floors!
[04:09] Kaede
    Well, then, why don't we hit the
    town while it's still light out?
[04:14] Asahi
    All right! It's time for a
    snowball fight, Miyo-chin!
[04:17] Miyo
    Um... I don't know about that.
[04:20] Momiji
    Hey, guys! Look at me!
[04:24] Everyone
    Wow!
[04:29] Miyo
    How cute! It suits you!
[04:32] Asahi
    I wanna wear one!
[04:33] Mihari
    Well, then, why don't we all get
    changed and head out?
[04:36] Everyone
    Okay!
[04:37] Mahiro
    Wha? What happened to vegging out?
[05:09] Shop Person
    Thank you, dear.
[05:10] Shop Person
    Enjoy it while it's hot, now.
[05:12] Mahiro
    Sure thing!
[05:14] Mihari
    Sometimes it's hard to believe...
[05:14] Mahiro
    Thanks so much!
[05:21] Mahiro
    Jeez!
[05:23] Mihari
    Even his mannerisms have
    gotten more feminine.
[05:27] Mihari
    Hm? I wonder if that means anything.
[05:31] Kaede
    Home sweet home!
[05:33] Asahi
    We got some good stuff!
[05:36] Miyo
    It was a little cold out there, though.
[05:38] Mahiro
    Ah, the warm indoors soothes my soul...
[05:41] Kaede
    Shall we head to the baths, then?
[05:43] Miyo
    You know it's an open-air bath, right?
[05:45] Miyo
    Apparently, we'll be able to
    see the snow while we bathe!
[05:48] Momiji
    That sounds great!
[05:50] Mihari
    Let's all go in together, shall we?
[05:52] Everyone
    Okay!
[05:53] Sign
    Dining Hall
[05:53] Sign
    Communal Bath
[06:01] Asahi
    I hope the bath is big.
[06:03] Miyo
    You're not allowed to swim in it, okay?
[06:05] Kaede
    I wish I looked as good in
    a yukata as you do, Momiji.
[06:08] Momiji
    What's with the sass?
[06:10] Kaede
    I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
[06:11] Kaede
    I'll scrub your back for you, okay?
[06:13] Momiji
    Jeez...
[06:14] Mihari
    Okay, listen.
[06:15] Mihari
    Try not to stare, all right?
[06:18] Mahiro
    What would I be staring at?
[06:20] Sign
    Hot Spring
[06:20] Sign
    Ladies
[06:23] Asahi & Momiji
    Ooo... Yay!
[06:28] Mihari
    Don't forget to fold your clothes!
[06:30] Asahi & Momiji
    Okay!
[06:32] Mahiro
    Th-That's right.
[06:34] Mahiro
    This is technically mixed... mixed bathing!
[06:37] Mahiro
    No way! Absolutely not!
[06:39] Mahiro
    These girls are my friends.
    I gotta respect that!
[06:41] Mahiro
    I can't go forgetting my
    morals at a time like this.
[06:52] Sign
    Hot Spring
[06:52] Sign
    Ladies
[06:52] Kaede
    C'mon! Let's get you out of those clothes!
[06:56] Kaede
    What? You're too shy?
[06:58] Kaede
    Don't be silly! It's just
    us girls, after all!
[07:01] Mahiro
    D-Don't do it!
[07:02] Kaede
    And a one, and a two, and a three!
[07:12] Mahiro
    Wow!
[07:15] Everyone
    Wow!
[07:18] Momiji
    It's massive!
[07:19] Miyo
    What a beautiful snowscape!
[07:29] Kaede
    So relaxing...
[07:31] Mihari
    Apparently, the water's good for detoxing.
[07:33] Asahi
    Detoxing?
[07:34] Asahi
    It's when you rid the body of impurities
    that have built up over time.
[07:38] Asahi
    Neat!
[07:40] Kaede
    Toxins begone!
[07:42] Miyo
    Huh? Where's Mahiro-chan?
[07:44] Momiji
    Huh?
[07:45] Momiji
    Oh!
[07:50] Momiji
    Come hang out with us, Mahiro-chan!
[07:52] Mahiro
    O-Oh, don't mind me!
[07:54] Kaede
    She's so sheepish. Must be puberty.
[07:57] Mihari
    Y-Yeah, must be...
[08:00] Mahiro
    Jeez, I can't relax at all.
[08:01] Mahiro
    Forget detoxing, my impure
    thoughts are only growing!
[08:07] Mahiro
    I-I can't help it!
    My eyes have a mind of their own!
[08:10] Mahiro
    It's too dangerous here.
    I gotta get out of range.
[08:18] Mahiro
    Now I can finally relax!
[08:29] Mahiro
    Bathing is so much better alone.
[08:31] Mahiro
    Getting stressed out at a hot
    spring is just backwards.
[08:35] Mahiro
    There it is again!
[08:37] Mahiro
    That weird tingly sensation
    I felt this morning!
[08:39] Miyo
    Oh, there you are!
[08:41] Mahiro
    Hm?
[08:44] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan!
[08:49] Miyo
    Can I sit with you?
[08:55] Miyo
    It's a little embarrassing, us all
    bathing together like this.
[08:59] Mahiro
    Oh— Uh, yeah...
[09:01] Momiji
    The view from here is nice, too!
[09:08] Momiji
    C'mon, Asahi! Diving is against the rules!
[09:25] Momiji
    What?
[09:26] Mahiro
    Nothing, it's just...
[09:27] Mahiro
    With you two, I don't have to worry
    about averting my eyes.
[09:30] Momiji
    What? Because I'm flat-chested?!
[09:32] Asahi
    Oh, Mahiron...
[09:34] Mahiro
    Uh! No, um, that's not what I meant...
[09:37] Mahiro
    Uh— Um— You know? Err...
[09:40] Asahi & Momiji
    Hee hee hee hee...
[09:43] Momiji
    Take this, and that, and this!
[09:47] Asahi
    Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
[09:52] Momiji
    And how about that?!
[09:54] Mahiro
    I can't take this much longer!
[09:56] Mahiro
    Whoa!
[09:58] Mahiro
    Wait? No way...
[10:00] Mahiro
    I know this feeling all too well...
[10:08] Asahi
    Where's the big reaction?!
[10:09] Momiji
    We could go all day, you know?!
[10:13] Mahiro
    It has returned...
[10:16] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] Kaede; Momiji; Asahi & Miyo
    Onimai.
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:21] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:21] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[10:23] Asahi
    Take this!
[10:25] Momiji
    Ey!
[10:27] Asahi
    Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[10:33] Momiji
    Squidgy?
[10:35] Asahi
    What's wrong?
[10:37] Mahiro
    T-T...
[10:40] Mahiro
    Time out!
[10:49] Mihari
    What is it? What's wrong?
[10:57] Kaede
    What's the matter, Mihari?
[10:59] Mihari
    W-Well, um... Er...
[11:02] Mihari
    M-Mahiro-chan says she's feeling
    a little light-headed, so...
[11:05] Kaede
    Really? Oh, no!
[11:07] Kaede
    She does look a little pale,
    now that you mention it.
[11:11] Mihari
    Not to worry!
[11:12] Mihari
    Just stay put and enjoy
    yourself with the others!
[11:17] Miyo
    What's up with Mahiro-chan?
[11:19] Kaede
    The hot water got to her, apparently.
[11:20] Asahi
    What a baby.
[11:37] Mihari
    Looks like the drug has
    finally started to wear off.
[11:40] Mihari
    Perhaps the hot spring played a role as well.
[11:43] Mihari
    At this rate, you'll be fully
    reverted by tomorrow morning.
[11:47] Mahiro
    B-But we can't let that happen!
[11:49] Mahiro
    Everyone's gonna find out!
[11:51] Mihari
    You're right.
[11:52] Mahiro
    Besides, this is all so sudden.
[11:55] Mahiro
    And I was really enjoying this trip, too...
[11:59] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[12:09] Mihari
    It's gonna be okay.
[12:11] Mihari
    After all...
[12:14] Mihari
    I brought the drug with me just
    in case of such an emergency!
[12:17] Mahiro
    Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[12:20] Mahiro
    Honestly...
[12:21] Mihari
    But are you sure about this?
[12:23] Mihari
    If you take it, you'll be stuck
    as a girl for a while longer.
[12:29] Mihari
    You won't be able to turn
    back for a long time.
[12:39] Girls
    We're back!
[12:46] Momiji
    I'm glad you seem to be feeling better!
[12:48] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah! Just felt a little dizzy, is all.
[12:51] Asahi
    We were worried!
[12:53] Miyo
    Maybe it was fatigue.
[12:55] Miyo
    I'm glad you're better now, though!
[12:58] Momiji
    That was so relaxing, though, wasn't it?
[13:00] Asahi
    That felt great!
[13:04] Asahi
    We could go back in again!
[13:06] Momiji
    I'd be down for that!
[13:08] Everyone
    Wow!
[13:11] Momiji
    This is so fancy!
[13:13] Asahi
    It's a feast!
[13:14] Miyo
    It's amazing! There's so much food!
[13:16] Kaede
    Cod milt tempura, roast
    venison, and boar stew!
[13:20] Kaede
    There's even grated yam!
[13:21] Mihari
    What an nourishing meal!
[13:24] Asahi
    It's so creamy and tasty!
[13:27] Asahi
    What does "cod milt" mean, anyway?
[13:29] Miyo
    I'll tell you.
[13:31] Asahi
    Oh...
[13:34] Momiji
    Sho good!
[13:36] Asahi
    I'm gonna have another one!
[13:36] Kaede
    Have you tried this yet? It's really good!
[13:39] Momiji
    This one's yummy, too!
[13:43] Momiji
    Huh? Aren't you gonna eat
    something, Mahiro-chan?
[13:46] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:47] Mahiro
    Oh, uh... I will, I will!
[13:53] Everyone
    Thanks for the meal!
[13:56] Mihari
    I loved every single dish!
[13:58] Miyo
    I wanna learn how to plate food like that.
[14:00] Asahi
    I don't think I can get up.
[14:02] Momiji
    You'll turn into a cow if you
    sleep right after you eat!
[14:04] Asahi
    Moo!
[14:05] Asahi
    Moo, moo!
[14:08] Miyo
    Wait! I think it's snowing!
[14:11] Kaede
    What? Really?
[14:12] Asahi
    It is?
[14:14] Momiji
    It's snowing? Let me see!
[14:17] Miyo
    See? It's really snowing!
[14:21] Miyo
    It's so pretty.
[14:22] Momiji
    It's amazing.
[14:24] Mihari
    I'm so glad we came here.
[14:25] Kaede
    Shall we go check out the garden
    while we walk off the food?
[14:29] Everyone
    Okay!
[14:32] Miyo
    I wonder how cold it is.
[14:34] Kaede
    Let's take pictures!
[14:34] Momiji
    Come with us, Mahiro-chan.
[14:35] Mahiro
    Huh?
[14:40] Mahiro
    S-Sure...
[14:59] Kaede
    Hey, look!
[15:03] Kaede
    Whatcha think? Don't we look great?
[15:07] Miyo
    All right, I'm taking a picture!
[15:10] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[15:12] Asahi
    You'll pay!
[15:14] Asahi
    Take this, Momijiro!
[15:17] Momiji
    I read you like a book!
[15:24] Momiji
    Take that!
[15:32] Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan?
[15:35] Miyo
    You seem a little down, Mahiro-chan.
[15:40] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan...
[15:45] Mahiro
    Thank—
[15:45] Mahiro
    Ouch!
[15:48] Asahi
    Bull's-eye!
[15:51] Mahiro
    Asahi! Just you wait!
[15:54] Mahiro
    Surprise attacks don't count, you know?!
[15:57] Momiji
    You've done it now.
[16:05] Mahiro
    It's been so long since I
    played in the snow.
[16:13] Miyo
    It's cold!
[16:16] Mahiro
    That's right.
[16:17] Mahiro
    If I turned back now, I'd be
    giving up on all of this, huh?
[16:21] Mahiro
    And... I'm kinda happy
    with the way things are.
[17:08] Kaede
    Over there!
[17:09] Momiji
    Where?
[17:10] Kaede
    Look! Right there!
[17:13] Asahi
    Mahiron! Get over here!
[17:36] Asahi
    I wanna keep playing!
[17:39] Miyo
    Sleeping does feel like a bit
    of a wasted opportunity, huh?
[17:42] Momiji
    Well, we still have all
    day tomorrow, remember?
[17:44] Asahi
    I guess you're right.
[17:46] Mihari
    It feels like we're on a
    field trip, doesn't it?
[17:46] Momiji
    Right.
[17:46] Miyo
    Yeah, I guess so.
[17:47] Asahi
    Let's play more tomorrow!
[17:48] Momiji
    Sure thing! What should we do?
[17:51] Kaede
    Oh, right. I guess you missed
    out on those, skipping grades.
[17:55] Kaede
    We should do this again sometime.
[17:57] Momiji
    Yeah, we should!
[17:59] Miyo
    Where should we go next?
[18:00] Asahi
    Honduras!
[18:03] Miyo
    Why there?
[18:04] Momiji
    Where even is that?
[18:06] Asahi
    I have no idea!
[18:07] Momiji
    Is it even in Japan?
[18:26] Momiji
    Squidgy?
[18:53] Momiji
    Smooth...
[18:55] Mahiro
    Smooth?
[19:07] Mahiro
    I-I'm in the clear?
[19:11] Sign
    Tsukimi Inn
[19:19] Asahi
    Miyo-chin!
[19:21] Asahi
    Boo!
[19:24] Miyo
    What are you doing?
[19:25] Asahi
    Bet you I can fit ten more.
[19:27] Miyo
    No way!
[19:27] Momiji
    How did I end up sleeping
    on your futon last night?
[19:31] Momiji
    I don't remember a thing.
[19:33] Mahiro
    R-Really? You were probably just sleepwalking.
[19:37] Mahiro
    All I remember is something squidgy.
[19:41] Kaede
    All right, guys! Let's get going!
[19:43] Mihari
    Are you all set?
[19:44] Everyone
    All set!
[19:47] Mihari
    Thanks for the lovely stay!
[19:49] Hostess
    We hope to see you again!
[19:51] Everyone
    Thank you!
[19:56] Mahiro
    Thanks, we'd love to!
[20:17] Mihari
    They've all fallen asleep, huh?
[20:21] Mihari
    So you chose this route in the end, huh?
[20:24] Mahiro
    What do you mean?
[20:26] Mihari
    You chose to take the medicine, right?
[20:29] Mahiro
    W-Well, it wasn't exactly the best
    time to be changing back, you know?
[20:34] Mihari
    Is that all?
[20:36] Mahiro
    I-It's not that I wanna
    stay a girl or anything.
[20:40] Mahiro
    It's just...
[20:41] Mahiro
    I'd like things to stay this way
    just a little while longer.
[20:46] Mahiro
    What's so funny?
[20:53] Mihari
    You've really changed,
    haven't you, Onii-chan?
[20:56] Mihari
    I don't just mean your appearance.
[20:58] Mihari
    I guess you could say the rehabilitation
    project was a resounding success.
[21:02] Mahiro
    R-Rehabilitation project?
[21:04] Mahiro
    You conniving little sister!
[21:06] Mahiro
    You'll pay for this once I turn back, you hear?!
[21:08] Mahiro
    Hmph!
[21:09] Mihari
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:10] Mihari
    But in the meantime, here's to your
    continued New Life Plus as a girl!
[21:15] Mahiro
    Why, you...
[21:20] Mahiro
    Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad.
[21:31] Sign
    Next Stop: Onimai
[21:31] Announcer
    Next stop, Onimai. Onimai.
[21:33] ---
    Next Stop: Onimai
[21:35] Momiji
    We better get off.
[21:38] Momiji
    Guys?
[21:43] Kaede
    Look.
[23:27] Sign
    The end.
[23:38] Everyone
    The end!