ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister!
Recluse Mahiro would rather lose himself in his video games than venture into the outside world. After emerging from his cocoon of a room, he’s shocked to see a teenage girl staring back at him in the mirror. What did his younger sister Mihari do to him? Mahiro should be angry, yet he’s curious about this second chance at life. Can he soar in this brave new world? He’s intrigued to find out!
- Season 1
- E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body
- E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
- E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter
- E4 - Mahiro's New Friend
- E5 - Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
- E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
- E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
- E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
- E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year
- E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
- E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up
- E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister
Season 1
E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body
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[00:30] Mahiro
It's midday already?
[00:36] Mahiro
Did I catch a cold or something?
[00:38] Mahiro
My body does feel kinda sluggish.
[00:52] Mahiro
Were my hands always this small?
[01:06] Mahiro
Something's definitely off.
[01:08] Mahiro
My head feels kinda funny, too.
[01:23] Mahiro
Huh?!
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
Animal Friends
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
KonoMia: God's Blessing
on This Magnificent World
[01:39] Mahiro
Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
[01:40] Mahiro
I'm Mahiro Oyama,
[01:42] Mahiro
an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
home security officer.
[01:45] Mahiro
I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
[01:48] Mahiro
Th-This is crazy, but...
[01:50] Mahiro
I think I've turned into a girl!
[01:50] Sign
Shut-in
[02:03] Mahiro
B-Better check.
[02:05] Mahiro
You know? For science.
[02:08] Mihari
Morning, Onii-chan!
[02:20] Mihari
W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
[02:22] Mihari
I mean— Uh— I...
[02:39] Mihari
Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
[02:42] Mihari
I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
[02:44] Mihari
I didn't expect you to
turn out looking so cute.
[02:47] Mihari
Around middle school age, perhaps?
[02:57] Mahiro
M-Mihari...
[02:59] Mahiro
You didn't drug me, did you?!
[03:01] Mihari
Just a little drop in your drink.
[03:04] Mahiro
Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
[03:08] Mahiro
What do you take your big
brother for, anyway?
[03:13] Mihari
An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
[03:15] Sign
Unemployed
[03:17] Mihari
A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
left the house in two years.
[03:21] Sign
Shut-in
[03:22] Mihari
Not to mention, you're addicted
to those gross video games.
[03:24] Sign
Gross
[03:25] Mihari
I think it's about time you got a job.
[03:31] Mahiro
But how can I find work looking like this?
[03:36] Mahiro
You want me to sell my body?
[03:38] Mihari
Absolutely not!
[03:40] Mihari
I just need you to let me monitor you.
[03:43] Mihari
Think of it like a clinical trial.
[03:45] Mihari
And don't worry.
[03:46] Mihari
You'll go back to normal once
the medicine's out of your system.
[03:50] Mihari
...I think.
[03:51] Mahiro
Y-You think?!
[03:52] Mihari
Well, what's done is done.
[03:54] Mihari
Why don't you try enjoying
life as a girl for a bit?
[03:57] Mahiro
As a girl?
[03:58] Mihari
That being said, though,
[04:00] Mihari
you could start by getting up a little earlier
and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
[04:10] Mahiro
All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
[04:13] Mahiro
Then I'll indulge in the greatest
pleasure life has to offer!
[04:16] Mahiro
Girl edition!
[04:19] Mahiro
Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
[04:23] Mahiro
You shouldn't even be barging
into my room in the first place.
[04:28] Mihari
Ew...
[04:32] Mihari
Oh, Onii-chan.
[04:36] Mihari
Let me let you in on a little secret.
[04:38] Mahiro
Hmm?
[04:39] Mihari
Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
[04:41] Mihari
It's 100 times more
intense than the penile.
[04:43] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:44] Mihari
I'm just saying, if you rush into
this before you're ready...
[04:50] Mihari
The experience might quite
literally blow your mind.
[04:54] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:56] SE
Kaboom!
[05:07] Mahiro
You're a scoundrel!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[05:27] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[05:33] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[06:42] Sign
ONIMAI
[06:42] Mahiro
Onimai.
[06:43] Sign
Mahiro
SIGN #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
[06:54] Mahiro
Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
[06:56] Mahiro
I'm still a machine!
[06:58] Mahiro
A monster-slaying machine!
[07:07] Mahiro
Ugh, but the boss is gonna
spawn any moment now.
[07:18] Sign
Tea
[07:19] Mahiro
I gotta do it. For the game.
[07:24] Mahiro
Nope, not happening!
[07:34] Mahiro
Oh, whoops. Um...
[07:36] Mahiro
Oh, right!
[08:29] Mihari
All right, Onii-chan.
[08:31] Mihari
Show me your tummy.
[08:35] Mahiro
I'd rather not do that sort of
roleplaying with my little sister...
[08:37] Mihari
I'm doing a check-up!
[08:43] Mihari
Now, breathe in.
[08:46] Mihari
And out.
[08:47] Mahiro
Do we have to do this every day?
[08:49] Mihari
For the time being.
[08:50] Mihari
Okay, now turn around.
[08:58] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[08:59] Mahiro
Hmm?
[09:00] Mihari
It smells like wet dog in here.
[09:03] Mahiro
Uh...
[09:06] Mihari
When was the last time you bathed?
[09:08] Mahiro
U-Um...
[09:11] Mahiro
Like five days ago?
[09:22] Mahiro
So the time has finally come...
[09:28] Mahiro
I'm sorry!
[09:30] Mahiro
Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
Have I lost it?!
[09:34] Mahiro
All right.
[09:35] Mahiro
Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
[09:44] Mahiro
It's actually... more lewd this way.
[09:52] Mihari
Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
of clothes out here, okay?
[09:58] Mihari
Wh-What was that?!
[10:00] Mihari
Are you okay?!
[10:01] Mahiro
I-I'm fine!
[10:07] Mahiro
What's gotten into me today?
[10:18] Mahiro
There's nothing much to
speak of there, anyway.
[10:27] Mahiro
I guess taking a bath doesn't
hurt every once in a while.
[10:30] Mahiro
Now, where did she put my clothes?
[10:35] Mahiro
Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
clothes here instead of mine.
[10:41] Mahiro
Hey! What about my clothes?!
[10:44] Mihari
I told you! I left them right there!
[10:54] Mahiro
You serious?
[10:59] Sign
ONIMAI
[10:59] Mihari
Onimai.
[11:03] Sign
ONIMAI
[11:03] Mahiro
Onimai.
[11:12] Mihari
So incredibly cuuuuute!
[11:15] Mihari
I've always wanted a little
sister to play dress-up with!
[11:20] Mahiro
I'm not your little sister!
[11:25] Mihari
Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
[11:28] Mahiro
Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
[11:34] Mahiro
I don't feel right wearing
such flimsy clothes.
[11:36] Mahiro
I'm getting changed right
after this, you hear?
[11:39] Mahiro
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
[11:41] Mahiro
I went ahead and put away all
your old clothes for you.
[11:43] Mahiro
I'll be arranging all your
outfits from now on, okay?
[11:47] Mahiro
Huh?!
[11:48] Mihari
I mean, come on.
[11:49] Mihari
If I left you to your own devices,
you'd never get changed.
[11:54] Mihari
Getting up and getting
dressed in the morning...
[11:56] Mihari
Remembering to wash your
face and eat breakfast...
[11:59] Mihari
Taking a bath every day and
brushing your teeth before bed...
[12:03] Mihari
It's important in life to maintain
a well-balanced routine.
[12:07] Mihari
Besides,
[12:07] Mihari
your old clothes probably don't
fit you anymore anyway, right?
[12:15] Mihari
And plus...
[12:17] Mihari
Look at you.
[12:27] Mihari
You're so much cuter now.
[12:29] Mihari
Might as well dress up
and show off a little.
[12:32] Mahiro
Y-Yeah...
[12:41] Mahiro
Teehee.
[12:41] Mahiro
Nope! No, no, no!
[12:43] Mahiro
I'm not into that stuff!
[12:46] Mahiro
Wearing dainty clothes like
this just weirds me out.
[12:50] Mihari
All right, then.
[12:51] Mihari
You wanna try something a
little more conservative?
[12:56] Mahiro
W-Well, maybe just for today...
[13:00] Mahiro
I can put up with this.
[13:18] Sign
Here's your outfit for today
[13:18] Sign
Mihari
[13:29] Mahiro
Hmm...
[14:06] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:06] Mahiro
Onimai.
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:20] Mihari
What's the matter, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Mihari
What's got you down this time?
[14:24] Mahiro
I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
[14:27] Mahiro
I don't think I can stand the
no-fap life much longer.
[14:30] Mahiro
I was desperate to suppress the urge,
[14:32] Mahiro
so I tried playing the BL game
I accidentally bought once, but...
[14:42] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
Toppington
[14:42] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
I'll leave my mark on you,
so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:43] Seme
I'll make it so that you'll
never be able to forget me.
[14:45] Seme
I'll leave my mark on you,
so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:48] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
Bottomsley
[14:48] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
No, stop!
I'm not...
[14:49] Uke
No, stop!
[14:50] Uke
I'm not...
[14:55] Mahiro
I got a little turned on.
[14:59] Mahiro
I never thought this day would come...
[15:03] Mihari
I-It's okay.
[15:05] Mihari
You're a girl now, after all.
[15:07] Mihari
It might just come with
the territory, you know?
[15:10] Mahiro
I refuse to accept this!
[15:16] Mihari
Honestly...
[15:18] Mihari
I wonder if the treatment has
begun to alter his tastes.
[15:22] Mihari
I'm pretty sure he likes the girly
outfits more than he lets on as well.
[15:29] Sign
Officer Busted
[15:29] Sign
Anime Sports Edition
[15:39] Mihari
Hey, Onii-chan.
[15:41] Mahiro
Hmm?
[15:42] Mihari
If you're up for it,
[15:44] Mihari
I know just the thing that'll
clear your head.
[15:50] Mahiro
Noooo way!
[15:52] Mahiro
Not in a million years!
[15:56] Mahiro
You know I hate exercising!
[15:57] Mahiro
Do you understand what it means
to be a home security officer?!
[16:00] Mihari
Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
[16:08] Mahiro
I said I don't want to...!
[16:10] Mihari
Stop wriggling.
[16:11] Mihari
It'll help clear your head.
[16:12] Mahiro
You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
[16:16] Mihari
Then you'd rather fall
further into that BL rabbit hole?
[16:26] Mahiro
I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
first time in two years because of this.
[16:34] Mihari
All right, Onii-chan.
[16:35] Mihari
You'll feel much better once
you get your body moving.
[16:45] Mihari
Onii-chan?
[16:47] Mihari
W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
[16:58] Mihari
Of course. I planned on doing
so from the get-go, okay?
[17:02] Mahiro
Okay.
[17:04] Mihari
I'm starting to wonder who's
really the younger sister here.
[17:17] Mahiro
Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
[17:20] Mahiro
You're going too fast!
[17:22] Mihari
Oh, sorry!
[17:27] Mihari
You must have gotten a little out of shape.
[17:29] Mihari
In more ways than one.
[17:35] Mahiro
Even if I were in shape...
[17:37] Mahiro
I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
[17:46] Mahiro
My little sister is a talented person.
[17:49] Mahiro
You might even say too talented.
[17:54] Mahiro
She's always been athletic.
[17:56] Mihari
She was even setting track
records back in middle school.
[18:08] Sign
Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
[18:08] Sign
1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
[18:10] Mahiro
She was so good at school
[18:13] Mahiro
that she even got accepted to
college several years early.
[18:17] Mahiro
I was nothing compared to such
a high-achieving little sister,
[18:20] Mahiro
and people would judge me
relentlessly because of it.
[18:24] Mahiro
Not that that was their
sole reason for doing so.
[18:28] Mahiro
And look at me now, my own
little sister's guinea pig.
[18:34] Mahiro
But, strangely enough,
I think I'm okay with it.
[18:39] Mahiro
It feels like I've found a
role I can actually thrive in.
[18:43] Mahiro
Maybe it's time I give up trying
to be the older brother,
[18:47] Mahiro
and stay as I am now...
[18:58] Mihari
Onii-chan?
[19:19] Mihari
What's wrong?
[19:21] Mahiro
It hurts.
[19:22] Mihari
What does?
[19:24] Mahiro
My nipples.
[19:31] Mihari
Why aren't you wearing it?!
[19:33] Mihari
Didn't I give you one?!
[19:34] Mahiro
Well, uh...
[19:36] Mahiro
It was too much. I had to
draw the line somewhere.
[19:39] Mahiro
You know?
[19:42] Mihari
Say no more.
[19:44] Mihari
You and I are going bra shopping.
[19:46] Mihari
Right now.
[19:49] Mahiro
What?
[20:06] Mahiro
H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
[20:09] Mihari
No complaining.
[20:11] Hiyori
Hi, welcome in!
[20:13] Mihari
Excuse me. This is her first time.
[20:17] Mihari
Would you mind showing her the ropes?
[20:18] Hiyori
Absolutely. Right this way.
[20:30] Hiyori
Okey-doke.
[20:31] Hiyori
I'm going to start measuring, all right?
[20:34] Hiyori
It'll only take a second.
[20:43] Mahiro
W-Wai—!
[20:44] Hiyori
No need to feel embarrassed.
[20:46] Hiyori
Every girl has to wear one eventually.
[20:52] Hiyori
Let's see...
[20:53] Hiyori
I think you're around this size.
[20:56] Hiyori
Which one would you like?
[21:01] Hiyori
How about we try this one on
and see how you feel?
[21:13] Hiyori
You can always clasp it on
back-to-front and then swivel it around.
[21:17] Mihari
Mhmm, mhmm.
[21:24] Mihari
Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
[21:27] Mihari
It really suits you.
[21:35] Mahiro
I think I'm having an identity crisis!
[21:44] Mihari
Hey.
[21:45] Mihari
Come on, what happened to exercising?
[21:49] Mahiro
I'm done.
[21:55] Mihari
Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
[21:59] Mihari
Now then, I wonder what's
in store for us next...
[22:00] Sign
The Big Brother
[22:00] Sign
Rehabilitation Project
[23:34] Sign
See you
next time
[23:34] Sign
See you
next time
SIGN Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
[23:38] Mahiro
See you next time!
E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
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[00:41] Mahiro
Wh-What happened?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:01] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:07] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[02:14] Mahiro
The water heater's broken?
[02:16] Mihari
Yeah, the water's cold.
SIGN #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
[02:19] Mahiro
You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
[02:21] Mahiro
Can't you fix it?
[02:22] Mihari
This isn't my area of expertise.
[02:24] Mahiro
Welp, guess we're not
taking baths today, then!
[02:26] Mihari
Not a chance!
[02:29] Mihari
Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
[02:32] Mahiro
Oh yeah, that one across
from the liquor store?
[02:36] Mihari
Well, go get ready.
I'm gonna go get dressed.
[02:39] Mahiro
Aww...
[02:45] Mahiro
A public bath, huh?
[02:48] Mahiro
Wait a sec!
[02:49] Mahiro
Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
[02:55] Mahiro
W-Welp, guess we're here...
[02:59] Mihari
Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
[03:02] Mahiro
C-Coming...
[03:17] Sign
Women
[03:17] Mahiro
Uh...
[03:18] Sign
Men
[03:20] Mahiro
Well, see you later.
[03:22] Mihari
Wait, stop!
[03:23] Mihari
Where are you going?!
[03:24] Sign
Men
[03:24] Mahiro
C-Come on, Mihari!
[03:26] Mahiro
I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
[03:27] Mihari
Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
[03:30] Receptionist
Hello, welcome!
[03:32] Mihari
Entry for two, please.
[03:34] Receptionist
And your change.
[03:37] Sign
Women
[03:39] Mahiro
B-But wait!
[03:41] Mahiro
Well, whatever.
[03:42] Mahiro
If Mihari's fine with it...
[03:45] Mahiro
If she says it's okay...
[03:48] Sign
Women
[03:56] Mahiro
Yup, looks about right.
[03:58] Mihari
Sorry to disappoint.
[04:10] Mahiro
So, I don't care if people see me.
[04:14] Mahiro
But what about you?
[04:16] Mihari
Huh? Why do you ask—?
[04:19] Mihari
Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
[04:22] Mahiro
Relax.
[04:23] Mahiro
I couldn't care less about
seeing my sister naked.
[04:28] Sign
Kerorin
[04:33] Mahiro
Wow, this place is awesome!
[04:36] Mahiro
It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
[04:42] Mahiro
Hey, look! They have spa jets!
[04:46] Mihari
Come back here!
[04:47] Mihari
We have to shower first!
[04:49] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am...
[04:52] Mahiro
Umph.
[05:03] Mahiro
All done.
[05:05] Mihari
Stop right there!
[05:06] Mahiro
What? I showered, didn't I?
[05:08] Mihari
Your hair's longer now!
You've gotta be more thorough!
[05:11] Mihari
Here, now's as good a time as any.
[05:13] Mihari
Let me show you how it's done.
[05:15] Mahiro
Ugh...
[05:17] Mihari
First, brush out your hair
to remove any build-up.
[05:21] Mihari
You should really do this before it's wet,
[05:23] Mihari
but just remember for next time, okay?
[05:25] Mahiro
Ow, ow, ouch!
[05:27] Mihari
Next, wet your hair thoroughly
with warm water.
[05:32] Mihari
Now, in your palm, work the
shampoo into a lather...
[05:36] Mihari
Then gently massage the
product into your scalp.
[05:44] Mihari
Try not to scrub too hard, though.
[05:50] Mihari
After that, rinse thoroughly.
[05:53] Mihari
With long hair like this,
it should take around five minutes.
[05:56] Mahiro
Five minutes? Are you serious?!
[06:09] Mahiro
It's finally over.
[06:12] Mahiro
Huh?
[06:12] Mihari
And for the final touch...
[06:15] Mihari
A leave-in treatment for the ends!
[06:18] Mahiro
What? You're kidding, right?
[06:23] Mahiro
Somebody help!
[06:31] Mihari
Now we can finally relax in the tub.
[06:34] Mihari
It's bad manners to soak your
hair in the water, remember?
[06:40] Mihari
You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
but a good, long soak will warm you back—
[06:45] Mahiro
Enough!
[06:46] Mihari
What?!
[06:47] Mihari
But we just got in!
[06:49] Mahiro
I'll wait for you in the lobby!
[06:54] Mihari
Honestly...
[07:01] Mahiro
No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
[07:01] Sign
Women
[07:09] Mahiro
Now, that hits the spot!
[07:19] Mahiro
Still, it's been ages since we
bathed together like that, huh?
[07:23] Boy
Come on, hold still!
[07:26] Boy
Get back here!
[07:30] Boy
You'll catch a cold if
you don't dry your hair!
[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
I'm gonna start rinsing now.
[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
Keep your eyes shut, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari
Okay!
[07:41] Mahiro
I used to help her bathe all
the time when we were kids.
[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
Okay, all done!
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari
Thanks, Onii-chan!
[07:56] Mahiro
Now, it looks like...
[08:02] Mahiro
she's the one helping me.
[08:05] Mahiro
Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
[08:07] Mahiro
I mean...
[08:07] Little Girl
Thanks, Onii-chan!
[08:08] Mahiro
If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
[08:10] Mahiro
She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
[08:12] Sign
Women
[08:13] Mihari
Onii-cha—
[08:15] Mihari
Mahiro-chan?
[08:18] Mihari
Oh, there you are!
[08:19] Mihari
Sorry for the wait!
[08:20] Mahiro
"Mahiro-chan"?
[08:23] Mihari
Well, we're out in public, you know?
[08:26] Mihari
I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
[08:30] Mahiro
I guess you're right.
[08:36] Mahiro
Well, let's head home!
[08:42] Mahiro
Onee-chan!
[08:46] Mihari
O-O-Onee-chan...
[08:49] Mahiro
Whoa, there!
[08:50] Mahiro
I was just playing along!
[08:52] Mihari
Onee-chan...
[08:55] Mihari
That settles it.
Let's come here again, okay?
[08:57] Mahiro
Q-Quit it!
[08:58] Mahiro
Get off of me!
[09:00] Mihari
Pat, pat, pat.
[09:01] Mahiro
Stop stroking my hair!
[09:04] Mihari
It's still damp...
[09:09] Mihari
I think it's high time your big sis taught
you how to dry your hair properly.
[09:14] Mahiro
This is torture!
[09:19] Sign
ONIMAI
[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
[09:27] Mahiro
I'm sleepy.
[09:30] Mihari
Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
[09:33] Mahiro
Coming!
[09:39] Mihari
Wait, Onii-chan!
[09:41] Mihari
Your hair's soaking wet!
[09:43] Mahiro
Ugh.
[09:45] Mahiro
I can't help it. It gets wet
every time I wash my face.
[09:48] Mihari
Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
[09:54] Mahiro
Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
[09:57] Mihari
Right?
[09:58] Mahiro
Wow, girls have so many cool
items in their inventory.
[10:01] Mahiro
Like this, and bras, and stuff.
[10:03] Mihari
Stop talking like we're in a video game.
[10:06] Mihari
Try to take hair care more
seriously from now on, okay?
[10:10] Mihari
Hair is a crucial part of our
self-expression, you know?
[10:12] Mahiro
Yeah, yeah.
[10:20] Mahiro
This is pretty good.
[10:24] Mahiro
Man, I'm stuffed!
[10:29] Mahiro
I wonder when I last ate a
proper breakfast like this.
[10:37] Mahiro
Oh, it's just a mirror.
[10:39] Mahiro
I guess Mihari must have put it here.
[10:46] Mahiro
Hair care, huh?
[10:51] Mahiro
There.
[10:53] Mahiro
All done!
[10:55] Mahiro
Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
[11:00] Mihari
My goodness, how cute!
[11:06] Mahiro
It's just, you know, it's been
getting hot out recently.
[11:09] Mahiro
So I thought I'd try putting my
hair up like you saw, and well...
[11:14] Mahiro
I started trying a bunch of
styles and got kind of into it.
[11:18] Mihari
You have some of the most
random talents, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Mahiro
Comes from playing video games.
My hand-eye coordination is—
[11:24] Mihari
Wait! I have an idea.
[11:26] Mihari
Let's document our findings!
[11:28] Mahiro
Huh?!
[11:29] Mihari
Starting with buns.
[11:31] Mihari
So cute!
[11:32] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[11:35] Mihari
Now for a sporty ponytail!
[11:38] Mihari
You look adorable!
[11:39] Mihari
Okay, next!
[11:42] Mihari
Twintails! A classic!
[11:45] Mihari
Stunning!
[11:49] Mihari
Why not add some cat ears, too?
[11:51] Mihari
Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
[11:54] Mahiro
Huh? What pose?
[11:55] Mihari
Don't think, just do!
[11:56] Mahiro
Uh— But I don't—
[11:56] Mihari
You got this, Mahiro-chan!
[11:58] Mihari
You're beautiful!
[11:59] Mihari
Captivating!
[12:00] Mihari
Absolutely adorable!
[12:01] Mihari
Now pose like a cat!
[12:03] Mahiro
L-Like a cat?!
[12:05] Mahiro
R-Right meow?
[12:10] Mahiro
Hold it!
[12:11] Mahiro
What am I, your puppet?!
[12:13] Mihari
Oh dear.
[12:14] Mahiro
Wh-What have I become?
[12:17] Mahiro
When did my feminine side become
so second nature to me?
[12:21] Mihari
Excellent.
[12:23] Mihari
I've noticed there's less friction
with your new wardrobe now, too.
[12:27] Mihari
Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
[12:29] Mahiro
Th-That's not...
[12:31] Mahiro
Besides, look who's talking!
[12:33] Mahiro
How can you say that when you basically
wear the same outfit every day?!
[12:37] Mihari
Th-That's different.
[12:39] Mihari
This is like my uniform.
[12:42] Mihari
My trademark outfit, if you will.
[12:43] Mahiro
Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
[12:45] Mihari
What?!
[12:47] Mihari
H-How dare you?!
This is rich coming from you!
[12:50] Mihari
Just you watch!
[13:17] Mihari
W-Well?
[13:20] Mahiro
Hmm?
[13:21] Mihari
A-Are you happy now?
[13:24] Mahiro
Wha?
[13:26] Mahiro
Oh... sure.
[13:31] Mahiro
Ouch!
[13:33] Mahiro
What was that fo—?!
[13:35] Mahiro
Hey! I didn't do anything!
[13:41] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:41] Mihari
Onimai.
[13:43] Mahiro
Onimeow.
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:54] Mihari
You even sit differently.
[14:00] Mihari
My goodness.
[14:02] Mihari
You've really gotten into
the swing of things, huh?
[14:06] Mahiro
It's just, that position feels more
natural in this body, somehow.
[14:12] Mahiro
Not good! This is not good!
[14:18] Mahiro
I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
[14:21] Mahiro
...is what I'd like to say, but...
[14:23] Mahiro
What does it mean to be...
[14:25] Mahiro
masculine?
[14:26] Mihari
Oh, dear.
[14:28] Mihari
Well, let's see. First things first...
[14:31] Mihari
Someone who's strong!
[14:32] Mahiro
Strong!
[14:33] Mihari
Reliable!
[14:35] Mahiro
Reliable!
[14:36] Mihari
Able to whisk someone off their feet!
[14:40] Mihari
Ouch.
[14:43] Mahiro
H-How about a piggyback?
[14:45] Mahiro
Here I go!
[14:52] Mahiro
Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
[14:56] Mahiro
Bring it!
[15:01] Mahiro
Fine, we settle this with video games!
[15:03] Mihari
What does that have to do with masculinity?
[15:10] Mihari
I think you should be worrying
less about masculinity
[15:13] Mihari
and more about setting a
routine for yourself.
[15:15] Mahiro
Fine.
[15:17] Mihari
Getting up at a set time every day,
[15:19] Mihari
moderating video game time,
[15:21] Mihari
building up an exercise regimen...
[15:23] Mahiro
Exercise...
[15:26] Mahiro
That's it!
[15:28] Mahiro
Strength training!
[15:29] Mihari
Whoops-a-daisy.
[15:41] Mahiro
I tried.
[15:42] Mihari
Wait, what?!
[15:44] Mihari
Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
[15:47] Mihari
If you wanna exercise, you'll need
to try a little harder than that.
[15:54] Mahiro
Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
[15:57] Mihari
You can't be serious.
[15:59] Mahiro
No, really...
[16:02] Mahiro
I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
[16:08] Mihari
What? What's wrong?
[16:11] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[16:21] Mahiro
I feel a lot better now, actually.
[16:26] Mihari
Thank goodness!
[16:30] Mahiro
H-Hey! Don't cry!
[16:33] Mahiro
It's not that big a deal.
[16:35] Mihari
I-I can't help it!
[16:37] Mihari
I worried what I'd do
without you, you know?!
[16:46] Mahiro
What even was that, anyway?
[16:48] Mahiro
It doesn't feel like I
have a cold or anything.
[16:52] Mahiro
Don't tell me!
[16:53] Mahiro
You don't think it's a side effect
of that medicine you gave me?!
[16:59] Mihari
No, I swear I took all the
necessary precautions.
[17:03] Mihari
And besides,
[17:04] Mihari
it'd be strange for side effects to
suddenly occur almost a month in.
[17:11] Mihari
A month?
[17:22] Mihari
Um...
[17:24] Mihari
Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
[17:26] Mahiro
Like what?
[17:28] Mihari
Feeling sleepy?
[17:29] Mahiro
I'd say so.
[17:30] Mihari
Sluggish?
[17:32] Mahiro
Yup.
[17:33] Mihari
Kinda low-energy?
A bit down in the dumps?
[17:37] Mahiro
Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
the home security officer!
[17:40] Mihari
I'm not! Just listen, okay?
[17:45] Mihari
Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
[17:48] Mahiro
My breasts?
[17:51] Mahiro
Now that you mention it,
they do feel a little tender.
[17:55] Mihari
What about your tummy?
[17:57] Mihari
Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
[18:00] Mahiro
Yeah, you're right! It does!
[18:02] Mihari
Y-You know, Onii-chan...
[18:05] Mihari
I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
[18:08] Mihari
I think you might be on your—
[18:10] Mahiro
Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
[18:17] Mahiro
Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[18:26] Mihari
W-Wait!
[18:29] Mahiro
What is it?
[18:31] Mihari
Um... Well... Err...
[18:35] Mihari
J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
[18:47] Mahiro
What's she so worked up about, anyway?
[18:52] Mahiro
I've been to the bathroom
plenty of times.
[19:23] Mahiro
That's it. This is the end.
[19:25] Mihari
Onii-chan, I can explain...
[19:28] Mahiro
I had my whole life ahead of me.
[19:30] Mihari
Listen to me.
[19:32] Mahiro
If I had only known, I would've
finished that game sooner.
[19:37] Mahiro
Mihari, it's up to you now.
[19:47] Mihari
Onii-chan.
[19:51] Mihari
Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
[19:57] Mihari
It should help with the pain.
[20:03] Mihari
It's recommended to do some
light stretching, too.
[20:08] Mihari
We can do some together once
the pain settles down a bit.
[20:19] Sign
Red Beans
Over Rice
[20:19] Mihari
I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
[20:21] Mahiro
No, thank you!
[20:36] Mihari
Did you put it on properly?
[20:38] Mahiro
I think so.
[20:47] Mahiro
It feels kinda... awkward.
[20:52] Mahiro
Do you guys really wear these things?
[21:00] Mahiro
They're so uncomfortable.
[21:04] Mihari
You'll get used to it.
[21:06] Mahiro
I don't know...
[21:08] Mihari
You complain, but don't guys have—
[21:12] Mahiro
Have what?
[21:13] Mihari
Don't guys have a foreign
object to contend with too?
[21:16] Mihari
Below the waist, I mean.
[21:18] Mahiro
Don't call it that!
[21:20] Mihari
How do you normally keep it under control?
[21:22] Mahiro
What?!
[21:23] Mahiro
How can you ask such a thing?!
[21:25] Mahiro
You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
[21:28] Mihari
Honestly!
[21:29] Mihari
It's because you were complaining
about it being uncomfortable!
[21:32] Mahiro
No, it's just...
[21:37] Mahiro
Anyway, I never knew you were
going through this every month.
[21:42] Mahiro
And all without whining about it once.
[21:44] Mahiro
What a trooper.
[21:48] Mahiro
Well!
[21:49] Mahiro
Next time your tummy's hurting,
let your big brother know, okay?
[21:53] Mahiro
I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
[21:56] Mahiro
Eek!
[21:57] Mahiro
Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
[22:00] Mihari
Have some tact!
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
[23:38] Mihari
See you next time!
E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter
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[00:05] Mahiro
Gotta pee, gotta pee!
[00:10] Kaede
Huh?
[00:32] Kaede
You saw... didn't you?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:54] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:00] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
[02:13] Mihari
Perfect.
[02:25] Mihari
What's going on?
[02:28] Mahiro
Save me, Mihari!
[02:35] Mihari
So, uh...
[02:37] Mihari
She and I were classmates
back in middle school.
[02:41] Kaede
I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
[02:45] Mahiro
She seems a little colorful
to be one of Mihari's friends.
[02:48] Mahiro
Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?
[02:50] Mahiro
Ugh, this is way outside my comfort
zone as a home security officer!
[02:54] Mahiro
If she were to find out who I really am...
[02:57] Kaede
You creep! Pervert!
[02:59] Kaede
You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
[03:02] Mahiro
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
[03:03] Kaede
So what's your name?
[03:05] Mahiro
I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
[03:09] Mahiro
Mahiro.
[03:11] Kaede
Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
[03:13] Kaede
Hang on.
[03:14] Kaede
You never told me you had
a little sister, Mihari.
[03:17] Mihari
Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
[03:20] Mahiro
Mhmm, yup.
[03:23] Kaede
Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
[03:27] Mahiro
Oh, that's right!
[03:28] Mahiro
Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
keeping her company for a bit?
[03:32] Mahiro
I still have a paper to
finish up for college.
[03:34] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:35] Kaede
Man, getting into college
early sounds rough.
[03:38] Kaede
Sure thing! As a mere high
schooler, I've got time to kill.
[03:41] Mihari
You're the best!
[03:46] Mahiro
D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
[03:54] Kaede
So...
[03:55] Kaede
What do you like to do in
your free time, Mahiro-chan?
[03:58] Mahiro
Uh! I like... reading manga
and... p-playing games.
[04:04] Kaede
You play games?! So do I!
[04:12] Kaede
See? It's that puzzle
game everyone's playing.
[04:14] Mahiro
Oh... I don't play that one.
[04:17] Kaede
Oh, you don't?
[04:21] Kaede
Never mind, then.
[04:24] Mahiro
I give up.
[04:26] Kaede
Oh?
[04:31] Kaede
I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
[04:33] Kaede
Let's eat something, shall we?
[04:38] Kaede
I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
[04:42] Mahiro
You're gonna cook?
[04:44] Kaede
I've actually got a little sister, too.
[04:48] Kaede
So I cook for her all the time.
[04:51] Kaede
I'm the domestic type, you know?
[04:56] Kaede
Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
[04:58] Mahiro
I've never done it before.
[05:00] Kaede
It's pretty easy. Watch.
[05:42] Kaede
All right, let's dig in!
[05:44] Mahiro
Right.
[05:51] Mahiro
It's yummy!
[05:52] Kaede
Really? I'm so glad!
[06:03] Mahiro
It's weird, but...
[06:05] Mahiro
this feels kinda nice.
[06:12] Kaede
I'm so full.
[06:14] Mahiro
Same.
[06:16] Kaede
Let's take the rest up to
your sister later, okay?
[06:19] Mahiro
Okay.
[06:22] Mahiro
I thought a gyaru would be
more of a wild child.
[06:29] Kaede
So, Mahiro-chan...
[06:31] Kaede
You've never done it before, have you?
[06:34] Mahiro
Wha?
[06:37] Kaede
Maybe I could give you
a little demonstration.
[06:40] Mahiro
Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!
[06:43] Mahiro
U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
[06:48] Kaede
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[06:51] Kaede
Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
[06:55] Kaede
Now, close your eyes.
[06:58] Mahiro
B-But I'm not...
[07:00] Mahiro
Just try to relax.
[07:04] Mahiro
My head's gonna explode!
[07:11] Kaede
There! All done!
[07:18] Kaede
See? You're all dolled up!
[07:23] Mahiro
She was talking about make-up?!
[07:25] Kaede
Mihari's not as into this
stuff as I am, you know?
[07:29] Mihari
Sorry to disappoint.
[07:34] Mihari
Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
[07:38] Kaede
Oh, no! Not that!
[07:41] Mihari
High school changed you, you traitor!
[07:44] Kaede
Delete it!
[07:45] Mihari
Not a chance!
[07:46] Mihari
Oh, hang on!
[07:48] Mihari
I could show you how to
coordinate an outfit, too!
[07:50] Mihari
Can you take me up to your room?
[07:52] Mahiro
Absolutely not!
[07:56] Kaede
All right, I should head home.
[07:59] Kaede
Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
[08:01] Kaede
And thanks for having me, Mihari!
[08:05] Mihari
Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
[08:07] Mihari
I thought she'd be good
socialization practice for you.
[08:11] Mahiro
You could've told me.
[08:14] Mahiro
But you're right, she was pretty nice.
[08:20] Mahiro
She's kinda like...
[08:22] Mahiro
the perfect big sister!
[08:26] Mahiro
You could learn a lot from her, you know?
[08:30] Mahiro
Mihari-oneechan.
[08:35] Mihari
Huh?
[08:38] Sign
ONIMAI
[08:39] Kaede
Onimai.
[08:40] Sign
The Greatest Hit of the Century
[08:41] Narrator
The greatest hit of the century!
[08:52] Leonardo
Wait for me!
[08:55] Leonardo
It feels like I've known you for years.
[08:59] Narrator
But then fate tore them apart.
[09:04] Leonardo
I won't let you die here!
[09:06] Kate
Leonardo!
[09:11] Kate
Leonardo!
[09:16] Sign
Titanic in Space
[09:17] Narrator
Titanic in Space.
[09:20] Mahiro
It's finally out!
[09:22] Mahiro
I wonder when they'll start
streaming it online.
[09:28] Mihari
Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
[09:32] Mahiro
It's a shame my duty as home
security officer doesn't allow it.
[09:37] Mihari
Why don't we go see it together?
[09:40] Mahiro
Wha?
[09:42] Sign
The Greatest Hit of the Century
[09:53] Mahiro
Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
[09:57] Mihari
There's a movie theater upstairs.
[09:59] Mahiro
Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
It burns my soul!
[10:03] Mihari
You're so dramatic.
[10:05] Kaede
Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
[10:07] Mahiro
Kaede-chan!
[10:08] Kaede
It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
[10:11] Mahiro
Same here!
[10:13] Kaede
'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
[10:16] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:17] Mahiro
P-Psst, what about the movie?
[10:20] Mihari
Well, we kinda have some
time to kill before it starts...
[10:23] Mahiro
I've been tricked.
[10:24] Kaede
Hurray!
[10:25] Mahiro
Hm?
[10:26] Kaede
I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
[10:28] Mahiro
Wha? W-Wait a sec...
[10:42] Kaede
This hair clip would look
great on you, Mihari.
[10:46] Mihari
It's okay. I don't need one.
[10:48] Kaede
You sure?
[10:54] Mahiro
Ugh, I'm exhausted.
[10:57] Mahiro
Going shopping for girl stuff
really takes it out of you.
[11:00] Kaede
Yeah, great choices!
[11:04] Kaede
Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
[11:07] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:09] Kaede
We gotta check out the bathing suits!
[11:11] Mahiro
We're not done yet?!
[11:24] Kaede
Ta-da!
[11:25] Kaede
What d'ya think?
[11:27] Mahiro
Whoa...
[11:28] Mahiro
Y-You're stacked...
[11:31] Kaede
Oh, don't make me blush!
[11:33] Kaede
You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
[11:38] Mihari
I haven't worn a swimsuit since
gym class back in middle school.
[11:43] Mihari
H-How do I look?
[11:46] Kaede
You look amazing!
[11:47] Kaede
It really suits her! Right?
[11:49] Mahiro
Yeah, well, you know?
[11:50] Mahiro
It was a tough act to follow.
[11:54] Mihari
That reminds me.
[11:55] Mihari
Didn't you say you wanted a
swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
[11:58] Mihari
Go and pick one to try on!
[11:59] Kaede
Let's go!
[12:06] Mihari
Gosh, it's perfect!
[12:08] Kaede
You look adorable!
[12:10] Mahiro
I can't go out in public wearing this!
[12:13] Mahiro
It's basically underwear,
for crying out loud!
[12:15] Mihari
Then how about this?
[12:18] Kaede
You could also cover up with
a beach wrap, if you'd like.
[12:20] Mahiro
Nnngh...
[12:22] Mihari
Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
[12:29] Mahiro
Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
[12:32] Kaede & Mihari
Then it's settled!
[12:38] Mahiro
Why did I even buy this?
[12:40] Mihari
I kinda bought one on impulse...
[12:41] Kaede
Hang on. I feel like we're
forgetting something...
[12:45] Mihari
The movie!
[12:56] Narration
They have returned!
[12:58] Narration
The long-awaited next entry
in the worldwide hit series,
[13:01] Narration
"Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."
[13:03] Mahiro
We made it!
[13:04] Narrator
This version of me just
doesn't know when to quit.
[13:05] Mihari
The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
[13:09] Kaede
Look, it's about to start.
[13:13] Leonardo
I won't let you die here!
[13:16] Kate
Leonardo!
[13:25] Mahiro
Nngh, I really need to go!
[13:28] Mahiro
And right at the best part, too.
[13:30] Mahiro
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[13:32] Mihari
Okay.
[13:38] Mahiro
I'm a bit nervous about
using the girls' bathroom.
[13:43] Mahiro
Wha?
[13:46] Mahiro
What... the hell?
[13:50] ---
Titanic in Space
[13:50] Hiyori
I was sobbing!
[13:52] Raika
Me too!
[13:53] ---
Titanic in Space
[13:54] Raika
That last scene had me bawling.
[13:54] Mahiro
Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
[13:57] Hiyori
My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
[13:57] ---
Titanic in Space
[14:03] Mahiro
I-I can't hold it much longer!
[14:06] Kate
Leonardo!
[14:12] Kaede
Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
[14:21] Kaede
Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
[14:25] Kaede
Don't worry. It's okay.
[14:28] Kaede
Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
[14:29] Kaede
I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
[14:32] Kaede
Do you think you can wait for me here?
[14:33] Mahiro
Yeah...
[14:34] Kaede
This'll be our little secret, okay?
[14:52] Mihari
What took you guys so long?
[14:53] Kaede
The line was pretty long.
[15:02] Mahiro
Onee-chan...
[15:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede
Onimai.
[15:11] Sign
ONIMAI
[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede
Onimai.
[15:18] Mahiro
Lunch sure is taking a while.
[15:21] Mahiro
Mihari better not be sleeping in.
[15:25] Mahiro
Jeez...
[15:26] Mahiro
Really not living up to the
"Onee-chan" title now, are we?
[15:30] Mahiro
Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
[15:47] Mahiro
Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
[15:49] Mihari
I've got a cold, silly!
[15:52] Mahiro
Oh, no! My bad!
[15:54] Mihari
I'm fine.
[15:55] Mihari
I took some medicine,
[15:57] Mihari
so I just need some rest.
[15:59] Mihari
You'll have to make do with
instant ramen for lunch.
[16:02] Mihari
There's some in the cupboard—
[16:05] Mahiro
Mihari...
[16:07] Sign
Soy Sauce
[16:09] Mahiro
Mihari's always staying
up late writing reports.
[16:13] Mahiro
And she does all the housework, too!
[16:14] Mahiro
Ugh, what am I doing
calling her "Onee-chan"?!
[16:17] Mahiro
She's your little sister, dammit!
[16:21] Mahiro
I can do this! For her!
[16:24] Mahiro
Besides, housework can't be that bad!
[16:26] Mahiro
It's my duty as home security officer!
[16:28] Mahiro
I'll do a bang-up job and show her
what a great big brother I can be!
[16:33] Mahiro
Oops...
[16:37] Mahiro
They're a little soggy.
[16:45] Mahiro
Bleach or fabric softener?
Non-alkaline or alkaline?
[16:49] Mahiro
Who cares? It's all the same, right?
[16:54] Mahiro
Anybody can use a vacuum!
[16:58] Mahiro
Oh, yeah. I should make
Mihari something to eat.
[17:05] Mahiro
In times like this, nothing beats
some homemade rice porridge!
[17:08] Mahiro
Rice porridge, huh?
[17:13] Sign
Incoming Call
[17:13] Sign
Mahiro-chan
[17:16] Kaede
Mahiro-chan?
[17:17] Kaede
Hm? What's up?
[17:19] Kaede
How to make rice porridge?
[17:21] Kaede
It's really simple, actually!
[17:23] Kaede
But wait, does that mean
Mihari's under the weather?
[17:26] Kaede
Is she okay? Should I come over and help?
[17:28] Mahiro
Oh, no, it's okay.
[17:29] Mahiro
I think I've got this. But thanks!
[17:45] Mahiro
Easy now...
[17:50] Mahiro
Now I put it on low heat
and let it simmer, right?
[18:03] Sign
Mihari
[18:04] Mahiro
Hup.
[18:08] Mahiro
I made you rice porridge.
[18:11] Mihari
What? You did?
[18:14] Mahiro
I can't promise it's any good, though.
[18:27] Mahiro
H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
[18:29] Mihari
I just... I can't believe...
Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
[18:34] Mahiro
All right, already! Just eat
it while it's hot, okay?
[18:38] Mihari
Okay.
[18:45] Mihari
It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
[18:50] Mahiro
I forgot to add salt.
[18:56] Mahiro
Change clothes before
you go back to sleep, okay?
[18:58] Mihari
Okay.
[19:15] Kaede
Morning, Mihari-chan!
[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari
Morning, Kaede!
[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede
Wait. What's with the hair clip?
[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari
Oh, this?
[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari
My big brother gave it to me.
[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari
He said it was a reward for
doing so well on that test.
[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede
Aww, must be nice to have
such a sweet older brother.
[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari
Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede
I have a little sister, actually.
[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede
But honestly, we don't have much in common.
[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari
Aw, that's too bad.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede
But she's super cute all the same.
[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede
I like baking cookies and
stuff for her when I can.
[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari
Wait, you know how to bake?
[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari
Teach me, teach me!
[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede
Of course!
[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede
We can bake at my place together sometime!
[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari
Hurray!
[20:18] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[20:23] Mihari
Thank you.
[20:30] Mihari
Perfect!
[20:31] Sign
Mihari
[20:50] Mihari
My big brother was always so sweet to me.
[20:53] Mihari
But as time went by, he gradually
stopped spending time with me.
[21:00] Mihari
I worked so hard at school and sports
because I craved his praise so badly.
[21:07] Mahiro
Something smells nice in here.
[21:11] Mahiro
A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
[21:13] Mihari
Yup, I'm all better now!
[21:16] Mihari
Look, I baked cookies.
[21:22] Mahiro
Sho good!
[21:23] Mahiro
You've always been so
good at baking, Mihari!
[21:26] Mihari
Actually, this is a recipe
Kaede taught me a while back.
[21:30] Mahiro
Oh, really? Wow!
[21:33] Mihari
But we've gotten to talk
a lot more recently.
[21:35] Mahiro
No wonder it tastes so good!
[21:36] Mihari
In a way... it's just like old times.
[21:39] Mihari
There's plenty more, okay?
[21:41] Mahiro
Woo-hoo!
[21:42] Mahiro
They're so good, I could eat them all day!
[21:47] Mihari
Our roles are a little reversed, but...
[21:49] Mihari
I'd love it if we could stay like
this just a little while longer.
[23:28] Mihari
I take it all back!
[23:31] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Kay Yu
[23:38] Kaede
See you next time!
E4 - Mahiro's New Friend
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Magical Girl Nicolara!
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Time for a flash sale!
[00:09] Nicolara
I'm gonna send your wrath soaring
beyond the stars in the sky!
[00:15] Nicolara
Smile...
[00:17] Nicolara
Hurricane!
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Nico!
[00:21] Supapoon
Sorry, but we're closed for today!
[00:27] Nicolara
Kya-ha!
[00:28] Mahiro
The current Sunday morning
line-up is so hype.
[00:30] Mahiro
I was worried about them
ditching the team-of-five formula,
[00:33] Mahiro
but focusing on one character
isn't all that bad.
[00:34] Mahiro
Actually, no! It's great!
[00:39] Nicolara
Happiness Full Field!
[00:50] Nicolara
Kya-ha!
[00:54] Mahiro
Okay!
[01:03] Mahiro
Smile...
[01:06] Mahiro
Hurricane!
[01:09] Mahiro
Huh?
[01:15] Mihari
Oh, no!
[01:17] Mihari
You got me!
[01:18] Mahiro
Stop it! Leave me alone!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
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Mahiro Oyama
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Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #04 Mahiro's New Friend
[02:54] Mihari
You've become a real little girl,
right down to your interests.
[02:59] Mahiro
The Sunday morning block is
for all men of culture!
[03:07] Mihari
I'm afraid I must take my leave.
[03:11] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:13] Mahiro
B-But whatever for, Mihari?!
[03:15] Mahiro
Have I disappointed you in some way?!
[03:17] Mihari
Don't be silly.
[03:20] Mihari
Anyway, it was just a formality.
[03:23] Mihari
I'm at a major turning point in my research,
[03:25] Mihari
so I'll most likely be staying
over at school tonight.
[03:28] Mihari
Do you think you can take care
of things at home for me?
[03:31] Mahiro
B-But—
[03:33] Mahiro
Of course!
[03:36] Mahiro
I wouldn't have it any other way!
[03:38] Mahiro
You're talking to a pro home
security officer, remember?!
[03:42] Mihari
Oh, is that right?
[03:47] Mihari
You'll have to make yourself
dinner, all right?
[03:50] Mahiro
I-I'll just get something
from the corner store...
[03:56] Mihari
And don't forget the housework!
[03:58] Mahiro
That I cannot promise!
[04:02] Mihari
Are you sure you'll be okay?
[04:04] Mahiro
I'll be fine! Quit worrying, will ya?
[04:07] Mihari
I have a bad feeling...
[04:08] Mihari
See you tomorrow!
[04:10] Mahiro
Yep, yep!
[04:21] Mahiro
Freedom!
[04:23] Mahiro
Time to loaf around to my heart's content!
[04:32] Mahiro
Maybe I should get changed first.
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[04:36] Mahiro
This brings back memories!
[04:39] Mahiro
So loose and baggy!
[04:42] Mahiro
Wait! What am I getting all excited about?
[04:48] Mahiro
I guess I could play a game or something.
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GUTS
[05:02] Mahiro
Not feeling it right now for some reason.
[05:06] Mahiro
Maybe I'll read manga instead.
[05:21] Mahiro
I just can't focus on any of it.
[05:25] Mahiro
Come to think of it, ever
since I got this new body,
[05:28] Mahiro
Mihari's been there watching
over me in some way or another.
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[05:41] Mahiro
We even hang out now and then.
[05:45] Mahiro
No, wait! Stop it!
[05:48] Mahiro
I'm making it sound like
I'm lonely or something!
[05:50] Mahiro
That's it! I need food!
[05:52] Mahiro
And I'm gonna go all out!
[05:55] Mahiro
Whoa!
[05:58] Mahiro
It's a feast!
[06:05] Mahiro
A feasht fit for a king!
[06:09] Mahiro
And ish all foh me!
[06:13] Mahiro
Pizha shure ish nicsh
every oncsh in a while!
[06:15] Mahiro
The oiler the becher!
[06:19] Mahiro
Wai— Water— Mihari—!
[06:43] Mahiro
I think I'm full.
[06:47] Mahiro
Guess I'll go take a bath and head to bed.
[06:59] Mihari
I'm home!
[07:02] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[07:09] Mihari
You awake?
[07:15] Mihari
You went to bed without drying
your hair, didn't you?
[07:19] Mihari
Honestly. I knew you'd
be hopeless without me.
[07:29] Mihari
There! That's much bette—
[07:31] Mihari
Wh-What's wrong? What happened?
[07:35] Mahiro
N-Nothing!
[07:39] Mahiro
Dummy.
[07:44] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[07:48] Momiji
Onimai.
[07:59] Mahiro
Mihari! Slow down!
[08:04] Mihari
Oh, Onii-chan... So this
is your weak spot, huh?
[08:11] Mahiro
Stop! I'm near the edge!
[08:15] Mahiro
I'm almost there!
[08:21] Mihari
Yay! I win!
[08:23] Mahiro
And I'm out.
[08:26] Mihari
Go pick up the groceries
like we promised, okay?
[08:28] Mihari
It's the supermarket across
from the station.
[08:30] Mihari
I wrote a list of everything we need.
[08:33] Mahiro
Grrr...
[08:36] Mahiro
Hmph!
[08:37] Mihari
You can buy yourself a treat
with the change, if you'd like.
[08:40] Mahiro
I'm not a child!
[08:41] Mahiro
Fine, I'll do it.
[08:43] Mahiro
I'm a man of my word, after all.
[08:47] Mahiro
I-I'll be right back...
[08:50] Mihari
You got this!
[09:06] Mihari
Looks like he's slowly
getting used to going out.
[09:10] Mihari
He's even started helping
around the house more,
[09:12] Mihari
ever since he helped me through that cold.
[09:16] Mihari
He might be able to go
back to a normal life soon.
[09:19] Mihari
And then one day, he'll
meet a great guy and...
[09:24] Mahiro
Oh, darling...
[09:26] Mahiro
I'm so happy.
[09:31] Mihari
Okay, not likely.
[09:32] Mihari
But one can dream.
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LIKE
[09:42] Child
Mommy, I want hamburger steak for dinner!
[09:44] Mom
You have to ask nicely, dear.
[09:46] Mahiro
I can't do this!
[09:49] Mahiro
The corner store was bad enough!
[09:50] Mahiro
There are way too many people here!
[09:53] Mahiro
N-No! I can't just cower here like a child!
[09:56] Mahiro
I proved I could be a capable big
brother when Mihari was ill, didn't I?!
[10:02] Momiji
Excuse me...
[10:05] Mahiro
Y—
[10:06] Mahiro
Yes?!
[10:12] Mahiro
E-E-E-Err...
[10:14] Momiji
Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
[10:16] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:24] Momiji
You don't seem to have a fever.
[10:25] Momiji
Um...
[10:27] Momiji
If you need help, I'd be
happy to lend a hand.
[10:37] Mahiro
Sorry about this.
[10:40] Momiji
Don't be silly! It's my pleasure.
[10:44] Mahiro
I can't believe I dragged
this poor boy into this.
[10:47] Momiji
I'm not huge on big crowds myself.
[10:50] Momiji
So what did you need to get?
[10:51] Mahiro
U-Uh, I have a list...
[10:54] Sign
Beef, sliced pork
Potatoes
Carrots
Onions
Shirataki noodles
Get a snack
with the change
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[10:54] Momiji
Beef, sliced pork, potatoes, carrots,
onions, and shirataki noodles.
[11:00] Momiji
For nikujaga stew, right?
[11:04] Momiji
Are you okay with the cheaper meat?
[11:07] Mahiro
I'm not sure.
[11:08] Momiji
Let's see how much you
have, and we can go from there.
[11:12] Sign
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[11:16] Mahiro
They all look the same to me.
[11:18] Momiji
You wanna look for ones that are
smooth and don't have any bruising.
[11:23] Momiji
For carrots, I heard the deeper the
color and smaller the stem, the better.
[11:28] Mahiro
You're so knowledgeable!
[11:29] Momiji
You think so?
[11:35] Mahiro
Ahh... What a nice guy.
[11:37] Raika
Look, aren't those two cute?
[11:40] Raika
I wonder if they're a couple.
[11:42] Hiyori
Stop talking about strangers like that.
[11:44] Mahiro
A-A couple?!
[11:48] Mahiro
O-Oh, right. I'm a girl right now.
[11:52] Mahiro
No, but still! You can't just—
[11:56] Momiji
Is something wrong?
[11:59] Mahiro
Uh... Wait a sec.
[12:01] Mahiro
Why am I so flustered?
[12:05] Momiji
Are you feeling okay?
[12:06] Mahiro
I-It's not like that!
[12:08] Mahiro
There's been a big mistake here!
[12:13] Shop Assistant
Have a nice day!
[12:16] Mahiro
My body had a mind of its
own for a second there.
[12:20] Momiji
I'm glad you were able to get everything!
[12:22] Mahiro
Y-Yeah! Thanks!
[12:25] Mahiro
W-Well, Imma head— I-I'll
be heading home now...
[12:32] Momiji
Sorry, gimme one sec.
[12:34] Momiji
Hello?
[12:35] Momiji
I'm in front of the
supermarket with a friend.
[12:38] Mahiro
Friend...
[12:40] Kaede
Oh! There you are!
[12:43] Kaede
Momiji!
[12:46] Mahiro
Kaede-chan?!
[12:46] Momiji
Onee-chan!
[12:48] Kaede
Wait, you're friends with Mahiro-chan?
[12:51] Kaede
Where did you guys meet?
[12:53] Mahiro
"Onee-chan"?!
[12:55] Mahiro
Come to think of it, she did say she
had a little sister, didn't she?
[13:02] Mahiro
"Little sister"?
[13:03] Mahiro
You're a girl?!
[13:06] Momiji
You didn't know? Do I
really look that boyish?
[13:11] Kaede
You could at least put on a skirt.
[13:14] Momiji
But I'm more comfortable in pants!
[13:16] Kaede
Aww...
[13:17] Mahiro
Thank goodness... She's a girl.
[13:17] Momiji
Give it a rest, okay?
[13:19] Kaede
You're so sheepish sometimes.
[13:21] Mahiro
That was a close one.
[13:29] Mihari
Oh!
[13:31] Mihari
You mean Momiji-chan?
[13:32] Mihari
She'd be in middle school now, I think.
[13:34] Mihari
She's a good kid, isn't she?
[13:35] Mahiro
Yeah...
[13:36] Mahiro
She had me questioning
myself for a minute there.
[13:43] Mihari
Y-You're into little girls?!
[13:45] Mahiro
No, that's not what I meant!
[13:48] Mahiro
Besides, I'm technically the
same age as her now, aren't I?
[13:51] Mahiro
Wait... Does that make me a lesbian?
[13:57] Sign
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[13:58] Momiji
Onimai.
[13:59] Sign
Oyama
[14:00] Mihari
Come in, come in!
[14:01] Kaede & Momiji
Thanks for having us!
[14:05] Kaede
Sorry about this.
[14:07] Kaede
I know you must be busy.
[14:09] Mihari
Nonsense, it's fine!
[14:13] Mahiro
Wait a sec! Hey, Kaede-chan!
[14:16] Kaede
Oh! Hi, Mahiro-chan!
[14:17] Kaede
Sorry to bother you guys.
[14:19] Mahiro
And this is...?
[14:22] Momiji
Hello! Nice to see you again!
[14:26] Mahiro
Who?
[14:27] Momiji
I-It's Momiji!
[14:29] Momiji
We met the other day, remember?!
[14:33] Mahiro
S-Sorry, it's just...
[14:34] Mahiro
You're wearing a skirt today, so
I didn't recognize you, you know?
[14:39] Momiji
It's my school uniform.
[14:41] Momiji
We came straight here from school.
[14:44] Kaede
Sorry we didn't tell you.
[14:46] Kaede
She just insisted on tagging along.
[14:48] Momiji
Why not? May as well if you are!
[14:51] Kaede
I'm here to study for a test, you know?
[14:57] Kaede
Honestly.
[14:58] Kaede
You're hopeless.
[15:02] Kaede
Sorry, Mahiro-chan.
[15:04] Kaede
Do you mind playing with
Momiji up in your room?
[15:08] Mahiro
Wha? M-My room?
[15:11] Mahiro
Just gimme one sec!
[15:27] Sign
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[15:29] Mahiro
C-Come in...
[15:30] Momiji
Thank you!
[15:33] Momiji
Wow!
[15:35] Mahiro
Being alone in my room with a girl
was not on today's agenda!
[15:39] Mahiro
What do you even do in this situation?!
[15:42] Momiji
Your room's more boyish than
I thought it was gonna be.
[15:44] Momiji
You have so many game consoles!
[15:46] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[15:48] Mahiro
I can't let her look around too much!
[15:50] Mahiro
J-Just pick a topic! Anything!
[15:56] Momiji
By the way, Mahiro-chan.
[15:58] Momiji
What's thi—?
[15:59] Mahiro
Oh! That's right!
[16:01] Mahiro
Do you hate skirts, Momiji?
[16:03] Momiji
Huh?
[16:03] Momiji
U-Um... I wouldn't go that far.
[16:07] Momiji
But skirts feel so drafty, right?
[16:10] Momiji
It feels a little pointless.
[16:13] Mahiro
I-I-I feel that!
[16:16] Momiji
They don't really suit me anyway.
[16:19] Mahiro
What? That's not true!
[16:21] Mahiro
You look pretty cute to me.
[16:23] Momiji
C-Cu...
[16:27] Momiji
N-No way! You look ten
times cuter than I do!
[16:31] Mahiro
Wait, wha...?!
[16:36] Mahiro
No, no, no! No way!
[16:37] Mahiro
Well, actually, I do look pretty cute...
[16:40] Mahiro
But we're not talking about me!
[16:44] Momiji
So you admit it, huh?
[16:53] Momiji
Time for punishment!
[16:56] Mahiro
Stop, stop, stop!
[16:57] Mahiro
Stop it!
[16:59] Momiji
Take this, and that!
[16:59] Mihari
Wait, what? Huh?
[17:01] Mihari
What's happening?
[17:02] Momiji
I'm not done yet!
[17:02] Mahiro
Is this how girls interact with each other?
[17:06] Momiji
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[17:07] Mahiro
N-No more!
[17:19] Momiji
I'm sorry! I took it too far!
[17:26] Mahiro
A-Anyway...
[17:28] Mahiro
I'm sure if you give it some time,
you'll get used to them.
[17:31] Mahiro
Plus, you might feel better if
you wore tights underneath.
[17:34] Momiji
G-Got it.
[17:36] Momiji
I'm so sorry about your manga, Mahiro-chan!
[17:39] Momiji
They're all over the floor...
[17:42] Sign
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[17:44] Momiji
I-I-I-I-Is this—?
[17:47] Mahiro
Don't look at that!
[17:53] Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[17:55] Momiji
Um... Is that...
[17:58] Momiji
I-Is that a... dirty...
[18:02] Mahiro
This is... Um, you know?
[18:07] Mahiro
This is my brother's!
[18:09] Momiji
Your brother's?
[18:11] Mahiro
Uh...
[18:12] Mahiro
Y-Yeah. Um... Err...
[18:18] Mahiro
This used to be my big
brother's room, you see?
[18:21] Mahiro
I-I'm just... using it for the time being.
[18:25] Mahiro
Oh! He got into a good college,
[18:28] Mahiro
so he's living on his
own far away from home.
[18:33] Momiji
So your brother's into
that kind of stuff, huh?
[18:44] Mahiro
I-I couldn't just throw out all his stuff.
[18:47] Mahiro
So I just kept everything
the way he left it.
[18:50] Mahiro
I know it's weird, but...
[18:53] Mahiro
They remind me of him...
[18:56] Momiji
I see...
[18:58] Momiji
That makes sense.
[19:00] Momiji
But still...
[19:03] Momiji
You really shouldn't have
these lying around!
[19:06] Mahiro
Wha?
[19:07] Momiji
Let's at least put the
dirty ones away somewhere!
[19:09] Momiji
I'll help!
[19:11] Mahiro
Wha?
[19:12] Mahiro
What?!
[19:13] Mahiro
Uh... Hold on...
[19:14] Momiji
Look, there's a box right over there.
[19:17] Sign
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Sassy Babe Mine
[19:22] 19
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[19:22] 19
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[19:23] 19
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[19:24] 19
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[19:26] 19
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[19:28] Mahiro
Um... Could we at least
sort them by genre?
[19:39] Momiji
That should do it.
[19:41] Mahiro
Farewell, my comrades...
[19:44] Mahiro
Though I guess we're not throwing them out,
[19:47] Mahiro
so it's not the end of the world.
[19:48] Momiji
Now to put this in the closet.
[19:54] Mahiro
Be careful, it's heavy!
[19:56] Momiji
I got it!
[19:58] Mahiro
I'll help you!
[20:08] Momiji
Ow, ow, ouch...
[20:10] Momiji
Sorry! Are you all right?
[20:23] Mihari
What happened?!
[20:24] Mihari
I heard a really big thud just now!
[20:31] Mihari
Um...
[20:35] Mahiro
I-I swear, Mihari— Onee-chan!
[20:38] Mahiro
It's not what it looks like!
[20:41] Mihari
Mahiro-chan, shouldn't she be
the one saying that, not you?
[20:47] Kaede
Already acting like besties, huh?
[20:52] Mahiro
I'm so glad she catches on quick.
[20:56] Kaede
Thanks for today!
[20:58] Kaede
I'm much more confident
about the test now!
[21:00] Mihari
Good luck!
[21:03] Momiji
See you later, Mahiro-chan!
[21:06] Mahiro
Y-Yeah!
[21:14] Mihari
Look at you, making friends!
[21:16] Mahiro
Me making friends with a girl
her age is basically a crime!
[21:19] Mihari
But you're around the same age as her now.
[21:21] Mahiro
Hmm, I guess.
[21:23] Mahiro
More importantly...
[21:25] Mihari
Hmm?
[21:26] Mahiro
She touched my boobs.
[21:31] Kaede
So, what did you guys do together?
[21:33] Momiji
Wha? Oh! Uh...
[21:36] Momiji
It's a secret!
[21:40] Momiji
She seems cool, though, doesn't she?
[23:26] Momiji
They were so soft and squishy...
[23:32] Momiji
Still rock-solid!
[23:35] Sign
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[23:38] Momiji
See you next time!
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[00:10] Mihari
What a lovely morning!
[00:13] Mihari
If only Onii-chan would get
up early for once to see it.
[00:21] Mahiro
Oh, g'morning.
[00:28] Mihari
You're... awake.
[00:35] Mihari
B-Better make sure the
disaster kit's stocked up!
[00:39] Mahiro
What are you saying?!
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[02:11] Mahiro
They're selling clear files from my
fave anime at the corner store today.
[02:18] Mahiro
The popular characters tend to
get snatched up quick, you know?
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[02:23] Mahiro
It means neglecting my duty as
home security officer, of course,
[02:28] Mahiro
but materialism won out in the end.
[02:32] Mihari
Wait, hold on...
[02:33] Mihari
D-Does that mean you're...
[02:36] Mahiro
Yup.
[02:37] Mahiro
I'm headed out right now.
[02:42] Mihari
Y-You're actually...
[02:45] Mihari
leaving the house of your own volition...
[02:49] Mahiro
Oh, no! The waterworks!
[02:52] Mihari
And you got up early!
[02:54] Mihari
You even made breakfast all by yourself!
[02:56] Mahiro
Okay, okay! I get it, all right?
[02:58] Mahiro
Try and pull yourself together!
[03:02] Mihari
I'll treat you to a nice lunch
when you get back, okay?!
[03:06] Mahiro
I'm just going to the corner store.
[03:10] Shop Assistant
Have a nice day!
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[03:24] Mahiro
I managed to get them all,
[03:27] Mahiro
but getting there required
quite the scavenger hunt.
[03:29] Mahiro
I ended up having to come all the
way out here to the station.
[03:32] Mahiro
I thought about giving up and going home,
[03:35] Mahiro
but I didn't wanna disappoint Mihari
after all the fuss she made.
[03:40] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:43] Passerby
Hey, take a look.
[03:48] Mahiro
Hm?
[03:57] Mahiro
I-I should head back.
[04:13] Student A
This time I'm gonna beat your ass!
[04:13] Student B
C'mon, let's go!
[04:14] Student C
I've gotten way better, just so you know.
[04:18] Mahiro
An arcade, huh?
[04:21] Mahiro
Woohoo! What a blast from the past!
[04:24] Mahiro
I used to come to these a ton back
when I was in middle school!
[04:27] Mahiro
Wow! Yeah!
[04:31] Student D
He's cornered!
[04:32] Student D
Yeah, go in for the punch!
[04:34] Student D
That's it!
[04:35] Student D
You got this! You got this!
[04:36] Student D
Yeah! Get him!
[04:39] Student E
I can still win this!
[04:40] Student D
Almost, almost!
[04:43] Student F
Hell yeah!
[04:44] Mahiro
M-Maybe I'll skip the
fighting games for now...
[04:49] Mahiro
Hm?
[04:50] Sign
Capturing every facet of your beauty.
Become the person of your dreams.
Your best self ♥
[04:51] Sign
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Boys by themselves or in a group of boys
may not enter the selfie corner.
If you are accompanied by a girl, you may enter.
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[04:56] Mahiro
I-I'm allowed in here, right?
[04:59] Mahiro
Since I'm a girl right now and all.
[05:01] Mahiro
Wow, it's a whole new world!
[05:03] Mahiro
I'm kinda getting a rush!
[05:08] Sign
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[05:09] Mahiro
Can't hurt to give it a go, right?
[05:12] Mahiro
Hey! You can add stickers!
[05:15] Mahiro
My eyes look huge!
[05:17] Mahiro
Is this what they mean by "instaworthy"?
[05:21] Sign
Kokokara
[05:22] Mahiro
They're done!
[05:31] Mahiro
Wait!
[05:32] Mahiro
What the hell am I even doing?!
[05:35] JK A
So then my boyfriend was like...
[05:36] JK B
No way! For real?!
[05:38] JK C
What a jerk!
[05:39] Mahiro
I-I'm sorry!
[05:52] Mahiro
Man, I love these kinds of games.
[05:58] Mahiro
Huh?
[05:59] Mahiro
I-Is somebody watching me?
[06:06] Mahiro
He's still there!
[06:11] Mahiro
B-But why?!
[06:13] Mahiro
It's not like I'm that good at it.
[06:17] Mahiro
O-Oh, no! Is it because I'm a girl?!
[06:22] Mahiro
Ugh, one of those desperate types!
[06:25] Mahiro
Girls who play rhythm games
probably seem like easy targets...
[06:28] Mahiro
Th-This sucks!
[06:33] Truant Officer
All right, you.
[06:37] Mahiro
I-I-I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of girl—
[06:39] Mahiro
I mean, guy—
[06:40] Mahiro
I mean, girl you're after!
[06:46] Mahiro
Huh?
[06:51] Sign
Truant Officer
[06:54] Truant Officer
Young lady, shouldn't you be in school?
[06:57] Mahiro
Huh? S-School?
[06:59] Truant Officer
Which school do you go to?
[07:00] Mahiro
U-Um... Err...
[07:03] Truant Officer
What's your name? What year are you?
[07:06] Mahiro
U-Uh... Um...
[07:09] Truant Officer
Can you tell me where your parents are?
[07:12] Mahiro
No, no, no, no...
[07:16] Sign
Oyama
[07:19] Mahiro
I told you the outside world was scary!
[07:23] Mahiro
There, there...
[07:26] Mahiro
You got a talking-to, huh?
[07:27] Mahiro
I guess today is a weekday.
It slipped my mind.
[07:30] Mahiro
Just when you finally ventured
outside on your own, too.
[07:33] Mahiro
If I'm not careful, we'll be
right back where we started.
[07:37] Mahiro
I need to fix this somehow.
[07:40] Sign
Mahiro
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Meeeow~
[07:40] Mihari
Sho cuuute!
[07:42] Sign
ONIMAI
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[07:53] Mihari
Oh, you've got split ends.
[07:54] Mahiro
Huh?
[07:56] Mihari
C'mere a sec.
[08:00] Mihari
It's because you don't
take proper care of it.
[08:03] Mahiro
No, it's because it's unnecessarily long!
[08:06] Mahiro
Forget that tiny thing, and
let's chop it all off instead!
[08:09] Mihari
No way! Not a chance!
[08:10] Mihari
Don't you realize how difficult it
is to grow your hair out that long?!
[08:14] Mahiro
Huh? But mine grew out in one night...
[08:18] Mihari
Still, I guess it is getting a little long...
[08:21] Mahiro
Wha?
[08:24] Mihari
All right! We're going to the hair salon!
[08:27] Mahiro
The hair salon?!
[08:35] Raika
Welcome in!
[08:37] Raika
Oh!
[08:39] Raika
What's this?
[08:40] Raika
That was quick. Weren't you
just here the other day?
[08:43] Mihari
Oh, no. It's not for me this time.
[08:46] Mihari
Could you work your magic
on this little one today?
[08:52] Raika
Sure thing. Right this way.
[08:55] Mahiro
This is too much for a mere
home security officer to take.
[09:01] Raika
How about a two-inch trim?
[09:04] Raika
Sound good?
[09:05] Mahiro
Hyup!
[09:06] Raika
It's not too tight, is it?
[09:08] Raika
Let me know if anything feels off, okay?
[09:18] Raika
So you're Mihari-chan's
little sister, right?
[09:20] Raika
Your big sis comes here
quite often, you know?
[09:23] Mahiro
O-Oh, really?
[09:26] Raika
Is this your first time
coming to a hair salon?
[09:28] Mahiro
Y-Yeah...
[09:30] Raika
You in middle school?
[09:33] Raika
It's been getting cold out recently, huh?
[09:35] Mahiro
U-Uh...
[09:37] Raika
What do you like to do on your days off?
[09:39] Mahiro
U-Um...
[09:41] Raika
Do you go out with your friends?
[09:49] Raika
Okey-doke, are you happy with the length?
[09:52] Mahiro
It's finally over.
[09:54] Raika
Time for a quick shampoo, then. Follow me.
[09:58] Mahiro
Okay...
[09:59] Mahiro
Wait, there's more?!
[10:02] Raika
Got places to be, huh?
[10:09] Raika
Does it feel itchy at all anywhere?
[10:12] Mahiro
No, not at all...
[10:14] Raika
Long hair can be a hassle, huh?
[10:17] Raika
But it's worth it when you have
gorgeous hair like yours.
[10:33] Mahiro
Maybe the hair salon isn't
so bad after all...
[10:41] Mahiro
Huh?!
[10:42] Raika
Oh! Is it too hot?
[10:44] Mahiro
N-No! Not at all!
[10:46] Mahiro
Not one bit!
[10:49] Mahiro
S-Scratch that, it rules!
[10:58] Mahiro
Phew, I feel all refreshed now.
[11:00] Raika
Now for your hair treatment.
[11:03] Mahiro
Wha?!
[11:04] Raika
Their parfaits are so good.
[11:07] Raika
They have so many options,
I can never decide what to get.
[11:11] Raika
I really recommend their
strawberry affogato one.
[11:15] Raika
And their ruby chocolate sherbet, too.
[11:17] Raika
Oh, and that limited-edition Shine
Muscat grape flavor they did once!
[11:21] Raika
You really should give them a try sometime!
[11:23] Mahiro
Ugh...
[11:25] Mahiro
I-I can't take this anymore!
[11:29] Mahiro
She leaves me no other choice...
[11:31] Mahiro
It's nap time.
[11:35] Mihari
Mahiro-chan!
[11:37] Mihari
Mahiro-chan!
[11:40] Mihari
Wake up, Mahiro-chan! You're all set.
[11:44] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:49] Mahiro
Wha—
[11:50] Mahiro
What did she do to me?!
[11:54] Mihari
You weren't waking up, so I asked
her to give you a blowout.
[11:59] Raika
You look great! Just like a princess!
[12:02] Mihari & Raika
Right?
[12:04] Mahiro
Like a princess?!
[12:11] Mihari
Oh? So you like it, huh?
[12:14] Mahiro
I-I never said that!
[12:24] Mihari
Does it feel nice to get all dolled up?
[12:27] Mahiro
N-Not especially...
[12:31] Mahiro
Will it stay all poofy like this forever?
[12:35] Mihari
It's not a perm, so probably not.
[12:37] Mihari
It depends on your hair type,
[12:39] Mihari
but styling usually doesn't
hold up that long.
[12:44] Mihari
There's always doing it yourself at home,
[12:46] Mihari
but it can be a pain to keep up.
[12:48] Mihari
And getting a hairdresser to do it every
time can get a little pricey, too.
[12:59] Mahiro
Th-That's steep.
[13:04] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:05] Raika
Onimai.
[13:09] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:09] Mahiro
Onimai.
[13:14] Mahiro
Yeah?!
[13:15] Sign
Mahiro
[13:19] Mahiro
Okay, okay.
[13:20] Mahiro
What's with you? You usually
just come barging right in.
[13:32] Mahiro
Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!
[13:36] Mahiro
Help! S-Somebody help!
[13:49] Mahiro
Huh?
[13:50] Mihari
It's a costume, silly!
[13:54] Mihari
Today's Halloween, remember?
[13:59] Mahiro
Who cares about some stupid holiday?!
[14:02] Mahiro
I hate celebrating those kinds of things!
[14:05] Mihari
Aww!
[14:06] Mihari
But Kaede's having a party at her place.
[14:10] Mahiro
Huh?
[14:11] Mihari
I take it you're not coming, then, Onii-chan?
[14:15] Mihari
Well, what's it gonna be?
[14:26] Mahiro
T-T-T-T—
[14:28] Mahiro
Trick or... treat!
[14:32] Mahiro
Rawr!
[14:36] Kaede
You're so cute!
[14:42] Mahiro
Halloween rules!
[14:46] Kaede
Gosh, Mahiro-chan! You really
went the extra mile, huh?
[14:50] Mahiro
Wait, what?
[14:52] Mahiro
Am I the only one wearing a costume?
[14:54] Momiji
Huh?
[14:56] Mahiro
But Mihari told me it was a costume party.
[14:59] Mahiro
Right?
[15:02] Mahiro
You tricked me!
[15:05] Mahiro
This is so embarrassing...
[15:07] Mihari
Who cares? You look cute!
[15:09] Kaede
Oh, goodness...
[15:10] Kaede
So what have you come dressed as, Mihari?
[15:13] Mihari
This isn't a costume.
[15:15] Kaede
Yeah, I know.
[15:17] Mahiro
Heh, she gotcha good!
[15:23] Kaede
Okay, then. The two of us
are gonna prepare dinner,
[15:26] Kaede
so why don't you guys go play for a bit?
[15:28] Mahiro & Momiji
Okay!
[15:30] Momiji
What do you wanna do?
[15:32] Mahiro
I kinda want to get out of this first.
[15:35] Momiji
I can lend you something, if you want.
[15:37] Momiji
Wanna go to my room?
[15:39] Mahiro
Y-Your room?!
[15:41] Momiji
Yeah.
[15:42] Mahiro
Oh, but I wouldn't wanna impose...
[15:45] Momiji
Come on, don't be silly.
[15:48] Mahiro
Whoops—
[15:57] Mahiro
The room of a girl I barely know.
[15:59] Momiji
So...
[16:01] Momiji
I don't really have anything cutesy.
[16:04] Mahiro
Thanks.
[16:09] Mahiro
That's too bad, though.
[16:11] Momiji
What is?
[16:13] Mahiro
I really wanted to see
Kaede-chan in a costume.
[16:16] Momiji
Oh...
[16:18] Momiji
She does have a nice figure, huh?
[16:21] Kaede
Boing!
[16:22] Kaede
Jiggle!
[16:24] Kaede
Wow!
[16:28] Momiji
And then there's me...
[16:33] Mahiro
I-I'm sure yours will
grow in sooner or later!
[16:36] Mahiro
You two are sisters, right?!
[16:39] Momiji
I feel like she's hogging
all the good genes.
[16:41] Mahiro
Huh? No way!
[16:44] Momiji
I envy you, Mahiro-chan.
At least you have some.
[16:47] Mahiro
Wha?!
[16:48] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[16:51] Mahiro
Mihari's certainly aren't small...
[16:54] Mahiro
Does that mean I have room to grow too?
[16:57] Mahiro
Wait! What am I even saying?!
[17:02] Momiji
What's wrong? Are you okay?
[17:05] Mahiro
C-Crap!
[17:07] Mahiro
I've been forgetting myself
too easily lately!
[17:10] Mahiro
You're a man, remember?! Get
those dirty cogwheels turning!
[17:16] Momiji
Hey...
[17:17] Momiji
Do you think it's true that rubbing
them makes them grow bigger?
[17:20] Mahiro
Wha?
[17:22] Momiji
Well, do you?
[17:23] Mahiro
Uh... Um...
[17:26] Momiji
Oh, no, not in a weird way...
[17:30] Mahiro
Oh, right...
[17:39] Kaede
Okay, you two!
[17:41] Kaede
Come help set the table!
[17:43] Kaede
Hm?
[17:49] Momiji
Wow! There's pumpkins galore!
[17:53] Mahiro
Ugh, but I don't like pumpkin...
[17:56] Kaede
Now, now.
[17:57] Kaede
At least give it a try.
[18:06] Mahiro
It's yummy!
[18:08] Mahiro
You never disappoint, Kaede-chan!
[18:10] Kaede
I know, right?
[18:13] Mihari
I cooked too, you know?
[18:16] Mahiro
What's that?
[18:17] Mihari
It's stir-fried chicken
and pumpkin in mustard.
[18:25] Mahiro
Wow, it's surprisingly good!
[18:28] Mihari
Surprisingly?
[18:30] Momiji
Oh, my gosh! It really is!
[18:33] Momiji
It's delicious!
[18:35] Mihari
You're such a sweetheart, Momiji-chan.
[18:44] Kaede
Hm? What's so funny?
[18:46] Mihari
I was just thinking it's been a while since
we had dinner in a group like this.
[18:49] Kaede
Oh, right.
[18:50] Kaede
Your parents have been overseas
for a while now, haven't they?
[18:53] Momiji
Doesn't your brother ever
come home to visit?
[18:56] Mahiro
Wh-Where did that come from?!
[18:59] Momiji
You told me he was going to a
college far away from home.
[19:03] Mahiro
Oh, um, um, um...
[19:05] Mihari
Oh! Oh, yes!
[19:07] Mihari
Yes, that's right! College!
[19:10] Mihari
Studying really takes up most of
his time these days, you know?
[19:12] Kaede
I don't think I ever got to meet him.
[19:15] Kaede
You used to talk about him all
the time back in middle school.
[19:20] Mahiro
What?
[19:20] Mihari
O-Oh, did I?
[19:23] Mihari
Anyways! Um...
[19:24] Mihari
Oh, a trip!
[19:27] Mihari
Why don't we all go on a trip together?!
[19:29] Kaede
I'd be down, but where to?
[19:32] Momiji
Since it's winter, why not skiing?
[19:34] Mahiro
Skiing?
[19:35] Mahiro
No way! Anything but that!
[19:37] Mahiro
I say we go down south
to the tropical islands
[19:40] Mahiro
and lounge around in an
air-conditioned hotel room!
[19:43] Momiji
Sounds kinda fancy!
[19:45] Kaede
Traveling down south can get
a little expensive, though.
[19:48] Kaede
How about we just book a stay
at a nearby onsen instead?
[19:51] Mahiro
An onsen, huh? A hot spring does sound nice.
[19:55] Kaede
Doesn't it?
[19:56] Momiji
Yeah, going to a hot spring with
Mahiro-chan sounds fun!
[19:58] Kaede
A hot spring inn it is!
[20:05] Mahiro
Phew, I'm stuffed! That was so good.
[20:09] Mihari
See? I knew you'd have fun!
[20:12] Mahiro
By the way, about what Kaede said...
[20:14] Mihari
Oh, that? Um...
[20:17] Mahiro
Honestly, I have no idea what kinda
things you said behind my back,
[20:22] Mahiro
but I suppose there's no
point bringing it up now.
[20:26] Mihari
I wasn't bad-mouthing you.
[20:29] Mahiro
Hm? Did you say something?
[20:31] Mihari
Nothing at all.
[20:37] Kaede
Onimai.
[20:38] Sign
ONIMAI
[20:42] Mihari
Jeez.
[20:44] Mihari
Another day loafing about
doing nothing, is it?
[20:48] Mihari
You could at least go outside and play!
[20:51] Mahiro
Who are you? Mom?!
[20:53] Mahiro
Besides, what if I get caught
by another truant officer, huh?!
[21:00] Mahiro
Life is so cruel.
[21:03] Mahiro
Keeping me locked up at home
playing video games like this.
[21:08] Mihari
He's been making great strides
by getting out more recently,
[21:13] Mihari
but if he keeps this up, he'll
be a freeloader his whole life.
[21:17] Mahiro
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:17] Mihari
I was hoping to avoid this, but I
think it's time to execute plan B.
[21:19] Mahiro
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:23] Mihari
Where to start...
[21:31] Mihari
Look who it is!
[21:33] Mihari
Mahiro-chan? Yeah, she's here!
[21:36] Mahiro
Hm?
[21:38] Mahiro
Maybe that's Momiji.
[21:41] Mahiro
Upsa-daisy.
[21:45] Mahiro
Hey, what's up?
[21:47] Momiji
Hey, Mahiro-chan!
[21:48] Mahiro
Momi—
[21:49] Mahiro
Huh?
[22:01] Mahiro
Wh-Who the hell—?!
SIGN Next Episode: Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Kana Ishida
[23:38] Asahi
See you next time!
E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
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[00:09] Ms Mari
Okay, kids! Take your seats.
[00:14] Ms Mari
I'd like to introduce our
new transfer student.
[00:17] Mahiro
I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
[00:20] Mahiro
M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
[00:23] Mahiro
P-Please bear with me while
I get used to everything.
[00:27] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[00:27] Mahiro
I-It's nice to meet you all!
[00:33] Students
Welcome to the class!
[00:36] Ms Mari
Okay then, your seat is by the
window, furthest to the back.
[00:41] Mahiro
Why... Wh-Wh-Why—
[00:43] Mahiro
Why am I even here?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:04] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:10] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro
Wh-Who are they?!
[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji
Sorry we startled you!
[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji
My friends and I were just on
our way to a parfait place,
[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji
so we were wondering if you'd
like to come with us.
[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
Par—?!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari
You don't say...
[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari
Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari
You were just telling me you
had nothing else to do today!
[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
What are you...?
[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari
Here! This should cover the parfait.
[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro
R-Right...
[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari
Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji
Sure!
[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji
Come on, let's get going!
[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro
But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari
Have fun, you guys!
[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji
Let me introduce you guys!
[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji
These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi
I'm Asahi!
[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
I'm M-Mahiro.
[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro
Nice to meet you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji
Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
Oh! Sorry!
[03:33] Miyo
I'd heard they were close, but...
[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
Huh?
[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji
Hm?
[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi
So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
given us the lowdown on you.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro
Mahiron?
[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo
She told us how cute and funny you were!
[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi
Not to mention...
[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi
that you're a good-for-nothing slob
who's scared of strangers!
[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji
That's not what I told them at all!
[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji
She doesn't mean it, I promise...
[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
It's fine, really!
[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro
Besides, she's not wrong.
[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro
This is better than having to
pretend to be something I'm not.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi
Awesome! Glad I could help.
[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji
You didn't help one bit.
[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji
Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro
Wow, harsh!
[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji
Well, we've known each other since
elementary school, you know?
[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi
Yup!
[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo
Don't fret, okay?
[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo
They're just kinda stuck with
each other, that's all.
[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro
Am I missing something?
[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara
Sorry for the wait.
[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi
Hey, look at that!
[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji
Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
Whoa!
[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji
They have so many flavors here.
[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro
I think this is my first time trying one!
[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi
Here, say "ah"!
[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro
Huh?
[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi
You can try a bite of mine
as an apology for earlier.
[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro
Huh? Oh...
[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro
Ahh...
[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji
You can try mine instead!
[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji
Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi
Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro
H-Hey!
[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji
Well, mine tastes yummier!
[05:40] Miyo
Thank you for this meal.
[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo
Thank you!
[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
Man, I'm stuffed.
[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi
Same!
[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji
I'm glad you liked it!
[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
Sorry to butt in on your friend
group, by the way.
[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi
But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi
We should hang out again sometime!
[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji
See you later!
[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi
Bye-bye!
[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo
Bye-bye!
[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo
Mahiro-chan!
[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo
I'm rooting for you, okay?!
[06:45] Mahiro
I-Is she okay...?
[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
I'm home!
[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari
How was your girls' day out?
[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
Girls' day out, huh?
[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari
Hey, that's good!
[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari
Say, why don't you go ahead and
take a bath before dinner?
[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
I wonder when I'll see them again...
[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro
Now to get dressed...
[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
Hm?
[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari
Yay!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari
My old uniform fits you like a glove!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
I'm not interested in being your
dress-up doll again, okay?
[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari
Onii-chan, would you sit
down with me for a moment?
[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro
What's going on?
[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari
I wasn't sure about this either,
[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari
but the drug's effects won't
wear off for a while yet,
[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari
and you've already started
to make new friends.
[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
Friends?
[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari
I've already come up with a
cover story and everything.
[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro
A cover story?
[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
W-Wait, don't tell me...
[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari
You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
[08:44] Mahiro
And that's how I ended up in this mess.
[08:48] Mahiro
I really should have put my foot down more.
[08:51] Mahiro
Who would've thought I'd have
to relive middle school...
[08:56] Mahiro
and as a girl, no less?
[09:03] Nodoka
Hey, can we talk?
[09:05] Minori
You're so cute!
[09:06] Satsuki
Your hair's pretty, too!
[09:08] Mai
Tell us where you're from!
[09:09] Mahiro
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[09:14] Momiji
Come on, guys!
[09:16] Momiji
If you all come at her at once,
she'll never get a word in.
[09:21] Momiji
Right, Mahiro-chan?
[09:26] Mahiro
Momiji-sama!
[09:30] Nodoka
Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
[09:33] Momiji
Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
[09:36] Satsuki
Gotcha.
[09:37] Satsuki
Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
[09:39] Girls
Bummer.
[09:40] Girls
Let's go, guys.
[09:40] Girls
Maybe next time.
[09:42] Mahiro
I-I'm free.
[09:45] Momiji
This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
[09:48] Asahi
Mahiron!
[09:49] Miyo
I didn't know we were
going to be classmates!
[09:51] Asahi
Same!
[09:53] Mahiro
Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
[09:56] Momiji
Still, I had no idea.
[09:59] Momiji
Must have been tough dropping out and
being homeschooled due to your health.
[10:03] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:04] Mahiro
Oh, was that the cover
story Mihari mentioned?
[10:07] Mahiro
Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
[10:10] Miyo
Are you sure you're okay?
[10:12] Miyo
You look a little pale...
[10:14] Mahiro
Don't worry, I'm fine!
[10:16] Mahiro
It's probably just a lack of sleep.
[10:18] Momiji
School does start pretty early, huh?
[10:21] Asahi
Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
[10:26] Asahi
Let me share some of my
energy with you, then!
[10:29] Mahiro
Hm?
[10:31] Asahi
Squeeze.
[10:33] Asahi
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
[10:33] Sign
Hug
[10:33] Sign
Hug
[10:33] Sign
Hug
[10:35] Sign
Waaaaaah
[10:37] Sign
Hug
[10:38] Mahiro
Smells just like a summer breeze...
[10:42] Momiji
Get off of her, Asahi!
[10:45] Asahi
There, there. You too, Momiji.
[10:54] Mahiro
Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
[10:57] Miyo
Yeah, she can get pretty
touchy-feely sometimes.
[10:59] Asahi
Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
[11:01] Miyo
N-No need. I'm good!
[11:03] Miyo
I prefer to watch, anyway!
[11:08] Mahiro
Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?
[11:13] Sign
ONIMAI
[11:14] Miyo
Onimai.
[11:14] ---
ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
ONIMAI
[11:16] Nodoka
Once upon a time, there lived
an old bamboo cutter.
[11:20] Mahiro
After that, I made it through
class without getting called on.
[11:21] Nodoka
Every day, he would make his way
into the fields and mountains...
[11:24] Mahiro
And though I had been dreading break time,
[11:26] Mahiro
it went by pretty peacefully with
Momiji and the others by my side.
[11:35] Mahiro
I-I made it through unscathed.
[11:39] Momiji
Mahiro-chan!
[11:41] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:42] Momiji
Let's walk home together!
[11:44] Mahiro
Sure!
[11:49] Momiji
So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
[11:52] Momiji
Were you nervous?
[11:54] Mahiro
You guys helped me out so much!
[11:57] Mahiro
I don't know what I would
have done without you!
[12:03] Mahiro
Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
[12:13] Mahiro
Gotta go, gotta go!
[12:40] Miyo
Mahiro-chan?!
[12:41] Momiji
Wh-What are you doing?
[12:43] Asahi
Girls' bathroom's this way.
[12:48] Mahiro
Damn, that was a close call.
[12:51] Mahiro
Gotta be more careful.
[12:56] Mahiro
Why'd you guys follow me in here?
[12:59] Momiji
What d'ya mean, why?
[13:08] Mahiro
Oh, right...
[13:11] Mahiro
Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?
[13:14] Mahiro
I don't think I have the guts for that.
[13:21] Momiji
The desserts they have are really good, too!
[13:25] Miyo
You should come with us
next time, Mahiro-chan!
[13:27] Asahi
Yeah, you should!
[13:28] Mahiro
Almost there...
[13:30] Mahiro
Almost there...
[13:32] Mahiro
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
[13:35] Mahiro
Almost... Almost...
[13:38] Momiji
Are you even listening?
[13:39] Mahiro
Huh?
[13:41] Momiji
Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
[13:44] Sign
Oyama
[13:46] Mahiro
Just in time...
[13:49] Mahiro
See ya!
[13:50] Momiji
Yeah!
[13:51] Momiji
See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
[14:07] Mahiro
See you tomorrow...
[14:10] Mahiro
Wait! Now's not the time!
[14:13] Mahiro
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
[14:16] Mihari
Welcome home, Onii-cha—
[14:33] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:34] Asahi
Onimai.
[14:38] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:38] Mari & Rin
Onimai.
[14:43] Mahiro
Ugh, this sucks...
[14:47] Mihari
You say that, but you're
already dressed and ready.
[14:50] Mahiro
B-But people would worry if I skipped
the very next day, wouldn't they?!
[14:55] Mihari
That's not the real reason, is it?
[14:58] Mihari
Here, take your bag.
[15:02] Mihari
Look! They're here to pick you up.
[15:06] Momiji
Morning, Mahiro-chan!
[15:08] Kaede
Your ribbon's crooked.
[15:11] Mahiro
Morning!
[15:13] Mihari
Take care, now!
[15:15] Kaede
Later!
[15:15] Momiji
See you later!
[15:17] Mahiro
See you later!
[15:28] Mahiro
My bag's so heavy...
[15:30] Kaede
Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
[15:33] Momiji
Build up that stamina.
[15:35] Kaede
Well? How's school been?
[15:39] Mahiro
I don't really know just yet...
[15:43] Kaede
Gotcha!
[15:44] Momiji
Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
[15:46] Kaede
Oh?
[15:47] Mahiro
What?
[15:48] Mahiro
I wouldn't say that...
[15:49] Kaede
C'mon, own it!
[15:51] Kaede
You won't be in middle school for long!
[15:57] Mahiro
I-I'm beat!
[15:59] Mahiro
Just let it be over!
[16:02] Mahiro
I should ask Mihari to get her license
and have her drive me instead.
[16:06] Mahiro
At this rate, I'll have to
start learning in my sleep.
[16:11] Mahiro
What's first period today, anyway?
[16:15] Kid 1
Let's get going.
[16:16] Kid 2
This'll be fun.
[16:16] Mahiro
Gym class, huh?
[16:20] Mahiro
So that's why my bag was so heavy.
[16:25] Momiji
M-Mahiro-chan?!
[16:28] Mahiro
Hm?
[16:35] Mahiro
Wh-Whoops, sorry!
[16:38] Momiji
Pull yourself together!
[16:39] Satsuki
Hey, boys! Quit staring!
[16:41] Minori
You jerks!
[16:42] Yuuta
I-I wasn't even looking!
[16:44] Mahiro
Sorry, my brethren.
[16:46] Mahiro
I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
[16:49] Momiji
Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
[16:51] Mahiro
Where are we going?
[16:53] Mahiro
Don't tell me—
[16:54] Sign
Girls' Changing Room
[16:55] Girl A
Right?
[16:57] Girl B
Same here!
[16:59] Girl C
You've lost weight, haven't you?!
[17:01] Girl C
You look great!
[17:02] Mahiro
What fresh hell is this?!
[17:06] Mahiro
I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
[17:09] Mahiro
The whole place is a minefield!
[17:12] Mahiro
There's gotta be a safe
place to look somewhere...
[17:17] Mahiro
Oh, the beckoning call
of the flat, open plains.
[17:22] Mahiro
Truly a sight for sore eyes.
[17:26] Mahiro
Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
[17:28] Mahiro
I figured she'd love it in here.
[17:34] Mahiro
What are you doing, cooped
up in the corner like that?
[17:37] Sign
Girls' Changing Room
[17:41] Miyo
Mahiro-chan?
[17:42] Mahiro
M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
[17:44] Miyo
Stop looking at them!
[17:46] Mahiro
I'm sorry!
[17:53] Miyo
They tend to stand out in my gym
clothes, so it's embarrassing.
[17:57] Miyo
At least in winter, I can
cover up with a tracksuit.
[18:02] Mahiro
So being stacked has its
downsides, huh?
[18:04] Mahiro
Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
[18:10] Ms Rin
Okay, kids!
[18:11] Ms Rin
Let's start by splitting into
pairs and doing warm-ups!
[18:15] Miyo
I hate doing this!
[18:18] Mahiro
I'm so sorry!
[18:24] Mahiro
This is kinda embarrassing...
[18:27] Momiji
Today's the day I take you down!
[18:29] Asahi
I'd love to see you try!
[18:31] Mahiro
Those two seem to be having fun.
[18:34] Miyo
They're both pretty athletic, after all.
[18:37] Mahiro
What are we doing after this, anyway?
[18:40] Miyo
We're doing marathon training
all month, apparently.
[18:42] Mahiro
Dread!
[18:44] Mahiro
No way!
[18:46] Ms Rin
Gather round!
[18:49] Ms Rin
Today, we'll be recording your
times for the 1500-meter run.
[18:53] Mahiro
The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
[18:53] Ms Rin
You'll be split into two teams:
team one and team two.
[18:56] Miyo
Are you all right?
[18:57] Ms Rin
First, team one will run the lap
while team two records their times.
[18:57] Miyo
You still look a little pale.
[19:00] Mahiro
I think my tummy hurts a little.
[19:00] Ms Rin
Then you'll switch sides.
[19:02] Ms Rin
Remember to write down your heart
rate before and after you run.
[19:05] Ms Rin
Your recorded time—
[19:05] Miyo
Excuse me!
[19:06] Ms Rin
Hm?
[19:12] Miyo
Miss, Oyama-san is...
[19:15] Ms Rin
Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
[19:16] Asahi
What's up?
[19:17] Miyo
It's nothing.
[19:18] Mahiro
What? Really?
[19:23] Mahiro
I have no idea what happened,
but I'm not complaining.
[19:25] Mahiro
That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
[19:31] Mahiro
You got this, Miyo-chan!
[19:38] Mahiro
Momiji's killing it!
[19:43] Mahiro
Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
[19:48] Asahi
Goal!
[19:55] Momiji
How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
[20:00] Mahiro
Good job, guys!
[20:03] Asahi
Thanks!
[20:04] Momiji
Thank you!
[20:16] Mahiro
Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
[20:21] Miyo
Don't mention it.
[20:27] Miyo
Do you have a spare with you?
[20:30] Miyo
Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
[20:33] Mahiro
Borrow what?
[20:35] Mahiro
Spare of what?
[20:41] Asahi
Hey, what are they talking about?
[20:45] Momiji
Come on, Asahi.
[20:47] Asahi
Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
[20:47] Momiji
Let's go get changed.
[20:49] Asahi
Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
[21:01] Mahiro
So that's what happened.
[21:03] Mahiro
I couldn't bring myself
to correct her, you know?
[21:07] Mahiro
I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
way to get out of class, huh?
[21:13] Mihari
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
[21:15] Mihari
You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
[21:21] Mahiro
You have a point.
[21:25] Mihari
Did anything else give you trouble?
[21:29] Mihari
Getting changed for gym class
was a little nerve-wracking.
[21:32] Mihari
That, and people kept coming up to
me during break asking questions,
[21:35] Mihari
so I might have to flesh out
the cover story you gave me.
[21:38] Mahiro
They seem to be buying it
for the time being, though.
[21:39] Mihari
I'm glad he seems happy.
[21:42] Mihari
Maybe middle school was
a good idea, after all.
[21:45] Mahiro
Oh, also!
[21:46] Mahiro
I noticed the guys stealing glances
at me a couple times, too.
[21:50] Mihari
What do you mean? Tell me more!
[21:53] Mahiro
Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
[21:56] Mihari
An accident?!
[21:57] Mahiro
Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
[21:59] Mihari
The boys' bathroom?
[22:00] Mahiro
Th-Thanks for dinner!
[22:02] Mihari
Hey, wait! Come back here!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
[23:38] Miyo
See you next time!
E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
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[00:00] Sign
Oyama
[00:04] Momiji
You've—
[00:05] Sign
Practice Questions
[00:08] Momiji
You've already done them all.
[00:10] Momiji
How?! How did you do that?!
[00:12] Mahiro
Huh? Oh, um...
[00:15] Mahiro
M-My sister tutored me
while I was absent from school...
[00:20] Momiji
Oh, right. She's like a doctor
or something, right?
[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji
Hm?
[00:27] Sign
Mahiro
[00:27] Mihari
Hey, you two. I brought
you some refreshments!
[00:30] Momiji
Thanks so much!
[00:32] Mihari
You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
[00:35] Momiji
Yeah, finals start next week.
[00:39] Momiji
Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
[00:43] Mihari
Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
[00:47] Momiji
Thank you!
[00:53] Momiji
I hate math. Especially when they
start adding letters to it...
[00:59] Mihari
Oh...
[01:00] Mihari
Okay, take this question.
[01:03] Mihari
Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
[01:04] Mahiro
I forgot it'd just be middle-
school-level homework.
[01:07] Mahiro
Even if it's been a while,
this kind of stuff's a breeze.
[01:08] Mihari
So this is the equation here...
[01:10] Mihari
Which means we can take this
number and carry it over here...
[01:11] Mahiro
With any luck...
[01:13] Momiji
Okay...
[01:13] Mahiro
I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!
[01:13] Mihari
Now, add those two together.
[01:15] Mihari
Then you just divide!
[01:17] Momiji
Oh, I get it now!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:40] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:46] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[02:58] Momiji
Ugh, I hate tests.
[03:02] Momiji
Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
[03:04] Momiji
Being such a smarty-pants!
[03:08] Momiji
I dunno about that!
[03:11] Momiji
It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
[03:13] Mahiro
Good morning!
[03:19] Mahiro
What's happened to the bright
and bubbly Asahi I know?!
[03:22] Miyo
Tests are her arch-nemesis.
[03:27] Mahiro
Ah, another victim of our
test-score-obsessed society.
[03:31] Mahiro
She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
[03:35] Mahiro
There, there. You'll get through it.
[03:38] Mahiro
I know exactly how you feel.
[03:43] Asahi
Mahiron. We're gonna get through
makeup exams together, okay?!
[03:48] Mahiro
Wha?! Why me?!
[03:51] Mahiro
Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
[03:51] Miyo
Aren't you gonna separate them?
[03:53] Momiji
Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
[03:53] Mahiro
We've got this, okay?!
[03:55] Momiji
I'll let it slide just this once.
[04:07] Mahiro
I don't think I've ever felt this
calm before an exam in my life.
[04:13] Sign
Math
[04:13] Sign
Social Studies
[04:13] Sign
Science
[04:13] Ms Mari
You may begin.
[04:16] Sign
Answer Sheet
[04:23] Mahiro
A perfect score would be too suspicious.
[04:25] Mahiro
I'll mess up a couple on purpose.
[04:27] Mahiro
All things in moderation, as they say!
[04:32] Mahiro
She's always dozing off.
[04:35] Mahiro
I'd feel bad if I let her
sleep through this, though.
[04:38] Mahiro
Poke, poke.
[04:46] Mahiro
I totally get it, though.
[04:48] Mahiro
These seats are so warm and cozy.
[05:06] Ms Mari
All right, stop there!
[05:08] Ms Mari
Pass your answer sheets
to the person in front!
[05:14] Mahiro
Huh?
[05:17] Sign
Answer Sheet
[05:20] Mahiro
Wait!
[05:35] Mahiro
I-It's over...
[05:39] Mahiro
All right!
[05:40] Mahiro
Time to make a comeback!
[05:42] Sign
Math 8:40-9:30
[05:42] Sign
Social Studies 9:40-10:30
[05:42] Sign
Science 10:40-11:30
[05:42] Sign
Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
[05:42] Sign
English 13:20-14:10
[05:45] Mahiro
Huh? Which era?
[05:48] Mahiro
Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!
[05:52] Mahiro
Ugh, I forgot all about
classical literature!
[05:56] Mahiro
Oh!
[05:58] Mahiro
I've got English in the bag.
[06:04] Ms Mari
All right, I'll be handing
back your tests now.
[06:07] Sign
Ughhh...
[06:07] Mahiro
Ughhh...
[06:11] Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[06:13] Momiji
Wh-What the—?!
[06:14] Asahi
I knew I could count on you, Mahiron!
[06:17] Asahi
I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
[06:20] Momiji
Don't forget me!
[06:22] Momiji
I can help teach you!
[06:26] Momiji
But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
[06:30] Momiji
I like you better this way, anyway.
[06:36] Mahiro
I should've known...
[06:38] Momiji
What? You slept through math?!
[06:42] Asahi
What a slob!
[06:44] Momiji
That's classic Mahiro-chan,
though, don't you think?
[06:46] Asahi
So true!
[06:47] Mahiro
I was getting stressed out over nothing.
[06:49] Momiji
Silly girl!
[06:55] Mihari
O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
[06:59] Mahiro
I don't mind being stupid,
[07:01] Mahiro
but it kinda sucks to fail
on the rote memorization.
[07:04] Sign
No gaming!
[07:04] Mahiro
Maybe I'll brush up on some
stuff, just in case.
[07:10] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[07:11] Mihari
How about I bump up your allowance a little?
[07:14] Mahiro
What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
[07:20] Nemu
Onimai...
[07:20] Sign
ONIMAI
[07:26] Asahi
Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
[07:29] Momiji
Did you fall asleep again?
[07:33] Mahiro
Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
[07:37] Mahiro
How come you don't have
a nickname for Momiji?
[07:40] Miyo
That is weird, now that you mention it.
[07:42] Momiji
Oh, that's right.
[07:44] Momiji
You didn't go to the same grade school
as us, so you wouldn't know...
[07:48] Asahi
I did have a nickname for her back then!
[07:51] Momiji
It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo
What? Tell us!
[07:57] Asahi
I dubbed her...
[07:58] Asahi
"Momijiro."
[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo
Momijiro...
[08:03] Sign
Momi
[08:03] Sign
jiro
[08:05] Miyo
It kinda suits her.
[08:07] Asahi
It's 'cause I thought
she was a boy at first.
[08:10] Mahiro
I feel that.
[08:12] Momiji
Come on, guys!
[08:21] Sign
Japanese 1
[08:24] Sign
Japanese
[08:27] Sign
Purrcy
[08:27] Sign
ATK Magic
[08:27] Sign
Fire
[08:27] Sign
Lightning
[08:27] Sign
Defense
[08:27] Sign
Skill
[08:27] Sign
1h Weapon Skills
[08:27] Sign
Dual Wielding
[08:27] Sign
Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
[08:27] Sign
Hero
[08:27] Sign
1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
[08:27] Sign
Greatswords
[08:30] Mahiro
I should pick skills that
combo well with each other.
[08:30] Sign
Japanese 1
[08:33] Mahiro
First, I gotta awaken the
hero's power, though.
[08:36] Mahiro
But do I go for a strength or speed build?
[08:39] Mahiro
I wanna go home and get back to it!
[08:45] Momiji
Hm?
[08:46] Momiji
Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
[08:50] Sign
Japanese 1
[08:51] Momiji
Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
[08:54] Ms Mari
Of course!
[09:04] Momiji
W-Wait, what?!
[09:12] Momiji
Seriously!
[09:14] Momiji
You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
[09:16] Mahiro
Aw, my bad.
[09:18] Mahiro
I was just excited to get back
and play the game I got.
[09:21] Mahiro
You know Lost Quest IX?!
It just came out yesterday!
[09:24] Mahiro
It's been so long since they
released the last one, you know?
[09:28] Momiji
Gotcha!
[09:29] Miyo
Sorry, I don't know that one.
[09:32] Mahiro
What?! You don't know Lost Quest?!
[09:36] Asahi
I know it!
[09:37] Mahiro
You do?!
[09:38] Asahi
Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
[09:41] Mahiro
Right, your big brother...
[09:43] Miyo
Boys do love video games.
[09:46] Asahi
Right?
[09:49] Mahiro
That's right...
[09:51] Mahiro
I guess we're all girls here.
[09:57] Mahiro
What do girls even talk about?
[10:01] Momiji
What?
[10:02] Mahiro
Oh, no! I meant, um...
[10:04] Momiji
Now that you ask...
[10:06] Asahi
Just talk about whatever you feel like!
[10:09] Asahi
You look so happy when you
talk about video games.
[10:13] Asahi
I think it's cute!
[10:15] Mahiro
Asahi...
[10:18] Mahiro
You're such a good friend!
[10:22] Mahiro
Who's a good girl?
[10:26] Momiji
Th-Th-That's...
[10:29] Momiji
That's what I was gonna say!
[10:37] Miyo
Though if you want girl talk, we
could always talk about romance!
[10:43] Mahiro
I have a feeling your idea of
romance is a little different...
[10:46] Miyo
No way!
[10:53] Mahiro
Everybody's so sweet.
[10:56] Mahiro
Maybe I'll tell them more
about it next time.
[10:58] Mahiro
Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
discussion about this stuff,
[11:03] Mahiro
but that'd be asking too much.
[11:04] Yuuta
How far did you get?
[11:09] Minato
I think I saved right after
leaving the port town.
[11:13] Mahiro
Are you guys talking about Lost Quest?
[11:16] Yuuta
U-Um... Oyama, right?
[11:20] Minato
You play Lost Quest too?
[11:22] Mahiro
Of course I do!
[11:24] Mahiro
I mean, who wouldn't?!
[11:29] Mahiro
Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
[11:32] Yuuta
No, we don't mind...
[11:35] Yuuta
Right?
[11:36] Minato
Y-Yeah. No worries.
[11:39] Mahiro
S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
[11:43] Yuuta
I got, what was it, that
one with the funny name.
[11:46] Mahiro
Do you mean Purrcy?
[11:48] Yuuta
Y-Yeah...
[11:50] Mahiro
Really?! Me too!
[11:53] Yuuta
I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
[11:57] Minato
Th-That's true.
[11:59] Mahiro
Yeah, true.
[12:00] Mahiro
That reminds me!
[12:01] Mahiro
Remember that enemy you encounter
in the first dungeon?
[12:04] Mahiro
That thing gave me the creeps!
[12:09] Mahiro
It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
[12:13] Mahiro
I'm so glad I found people
I can talk to about this!
[12:16] Mahiro
Oh! Which entry in the
series is your favorite?
[12:19] Mahiro
It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
[12:21] Minato
Huh? Six?
[12:23] Minato
Sorry, I haven't played that one.
[12:26] Mahiro
And you call yourself a fan?
[12:29] Minato
I mean, it came out before
I was born, you know?
[12:31] Minato
Before I was born...
[12:33] Minato
Before I was born...
[12:34] Minato
Before I was born...
[12:35] Minato
Before I was born, you know?
[12:36] Sign
Before I was born
[12:40] Mahiro
B-B-Before you were... born?
[12:45] Momiji
What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
[12:47] Mahiro
Oh, nothing.
[12:49] Mahiro
I'm fine.
[12:52] Satsuki
The boys made her cry!
[12:54] Minori
You jerks!
[12:56] Yuuta & Minato
What?!
[13:24] Mahiro
Oh, right!
[13:26] Mahiro
Sorry for earlier!
[13:34] Yuuta
Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
[13:37] Minato
Yeah.
[13:42] Sign
Mahiro has leveled up!
[13:44] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:44] Mahiro
Onimai.
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:48] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:48] Ms Yuriko
Onimai.
[13:50] Sign
Home Ec Room
[13:53] Mahiro
I love it when we get days
with more practical classes.
[13:57] Asahi
Same!
[13:58] Ms Yuriko
Okay, kids.
[14:00] Ms Yuriko
Next week, we'll finally be putting
your baking knowledge into practice.
[14:03] Ms Yuriko
Starting with cookies!
[14:07] Ms Yuriko
The school will provide all
the basic ingredients,
[14:10] Ms Yuriko
but discuss with your group if
you'd like to bring in your own
[14:13] Ms Yuriko
to put your own spin on it.
[14:16] Mahiro
Let's go!
[14:17] Mahiro
I can't believe we get to
eat cookies at school!
[14:20] Mahiro
Gotta love those perks!
[14:21] Momiji
We have to make them first, you know?
[14:23] Mahiro
Right...
[14:30] Miyo
So what kind of cookies
do you guys wanna make?
[14:34] Mahiro
Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
[14:37] Miyo
I love baking things!
[14:39] Mahiro
Wow, we have so much in common!
[14:41] Mahiro
I love eating baked things!
[14:44] Mahiro
Our team's gonna do great!
[14:46] Momiji
Mahiro-chan...
[14:47] Mahiro
Hm?
[14:49] Momiji
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
get my hopes up just yet.
[14:52] Asahi
Her heart might be in it,
but her baking's terrible.
[14:56] Mahiro
Oh, gotcha...
[14:58] Miyo
There's so many choices, I can't decide!
[15:02] Asahi
We gotta keep an eye on her.
[15:04] Momiji
I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
[15:06] Momiji
Let's just gently nudge her
in the right direction.
[15:09] Mahiro
Yeah...
[15:10] Mahiro
Are you guys good at baking, then?
[15:22] Momiji
What kind of cookies should we make?
[15:25] Mahiro
I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
[15:28] Mahiro
but I don't know if that's a good idea...
[15:32] Mihari
Baking is a science, you know?!
[15:35] Mahiro
Baking should be more about...
[15:38] Mahiro
fun and happy vibes, you know?
[15:42] Momiji
Sh-She's so cute...
[15:45] Momiji
Oh, in that case, why don't
we ask my sister to teach us?
[15:51] Mahiro
That's it!
[16:00] Momiji
I'm home!
[16:01] Momiji
Are you back, Onee-chan?
[16:04] Kaede
I'm over here!
[16:08] Kaede
Be a dear and help me up.
[16:15] Kaede
W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
[16:18] Kaede
Hey! You should text me before
you bring people over!
[16:20] Kaede
I need time to make myself presentable...
[16:23] Momiji
And this is the lazy-day look.
[16:26] Mahiro
Another facet to add to the list!
[16:29] Kaede
You wanna bake cookies?
[16:32] Momiji
We're gonna be baking
them in class next week.
[16:34] Momiji
We wanted to put our own spin on it.
[16:37] Kaede
In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
[16:41] Kaede
I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
[16:46] Mahiro
Thanks, Kaede-chan!
[16:49] Mahiro
Sounds kinda lewd...
[16:51] Kaede
I gotta restore my honor somehow.
[16:57] Sign
Roufl
[17:01] Kaede
Truth be told...
[17:02] Kaede
I've always wanted to bake
cookies with my little sister.
[17:06] Momiji
What? You could've told me!
[17:08] Kaede
It'd be no fun if I had to
drag you into it.
[17:10] Mahiro
Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
[17:14] Kaede
No way.
[17:16] Kaede
You're a little sister
to me too, Mahiro-chan.
[17:26] Kaede
This reminds me of the time
I taught Mihari how to bake.
[17:30] Kaede
She would've been around the
same age as you are now.
[17:33] Kaede
She was all excited to try making
cookies for her big brother.
[17:38] Mahiro
Now that you mention it,
[17:40] Mahiro
I do remember her baking
cookies a lot back then...
[17:43] Momiji
She made cookies for us not
too long ago too, remember?
[17:47] Kaede
I'm sure they tasted great.
[17:49] Kaede
They say the secret ingredient
is love, you know?
[17:54] Kaede
Imagining the joy on their face when
you give it to someone special
[17:57] Kaede
might just be the key to good baking.
[18:02] Mahiro
Someone special, huh?
[18:09] Miyo
Did you guys decide on what
our special spin should be?
[18:12] Mahiro
Yup!
[18:13] Mahiro
The results are in, and the flavor
of choice is black tea!
[18:17] Asahi
Black tea, huh?
[18:19] Momiji
All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
[18:21] Miyo
Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
[18:25] Sign
Roufl
[18:28] Miyo
Let's get started, then.
[18:31] Miyo
First, add the sugar and eggs
to a bowl of melted butter.
[18:34] Miyo
Then mix well before adding the flour.
[18:37] Momiji
Mixing!
[18:39] Miyo
Now, add the tea leaves.
[18:40] Mahiro
Adding!
[18:42] Miyo
Gently combine...
[18:44] Asahi
Combining!
[18:48] Miyo
Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
[18:51] Miyo
Now it's finally time
to cut out the cookies!
[18:55] Momiji
Miyo-chan?!
[19:01] Asahi
Safe...
[19:03] Momiji
I've got the cookie cutters here.
[19:06] Miyo
Great, thanks!
[19:08] Momiji
We were about to have massive
cookies on our hands...
[19:12] Mahiro
She was so good at giving orders, too...
[19:19] Miyo
Now all that's left is to bake them!
[19:28] Miyo
All done!
[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi
Whoa!
[19:33] Asahi
They look like real cookies and everything!
[19:35] Mahiro
We didn't burn them either!
I think we did it!
[19:38] Momiji
They look really good, too!
[19:45] Mahiro
Hurray!
[19:50] Ms Yuriko
How did it go, then?
[19:52] Miyo
Why don't you try one, Miss?
[19:55] Ms Yuriko
Y-Your group made these,
did they, Murosaki-san?
[20:01] Ms Yuriko
Goodness me!
[20:09] Miyo
Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
[20:11] Asahi
Not if you're the one making the—
[20:15] Momiji
Super yummy! Right, Asahi?!
[20:18] Asahi
Super...
[20:19] Momiji
Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
[20:23] Miyo
So good!
[20:24] Asahi
Right?
[20:25] Momiji
Good, right?
[20:29] Mihari
Welcome home!
[20:31] Mihari
You made it through another day!
[20:35] Mahiro
Here, these are for you.
[20:39] Mihari
Oh? Are these cookies?
[20:42] Mahiro
Yeah, black tea flavored.
[20:44] Mahiro
You like black tea, don't you?
[20:45] Mihari
Right...
[20:47] Mihari
I do.
[20:48] Mahiro
We...
[20:50] Mahiro
We made them in Home Ec today.
[20:54] Mihari
You made these?!
[20:56] Mahiro
They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
[21:12] Mahiro
Time to play.
[21:30] Mihari
Gosh!
[21:32] Mihari
These are just too precious to eat!
[21:49] Mihari
Smells just like Earl Grey.
[21:59] Mihari
They're perfect.
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta
See you next time!
E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
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[00:01] (Flashback) Momiji
Take this!
[00:02] (Flashback) Miyo
Why me?!
[00:04] (Flashback) Momiji
Gotcha!
[00:06] (Flashback) Mahiro
M-Miyo-chan!
[00:11] (Flashback) Asahi & Momiji
You guys were wide open!
[00:15] Mahiro
H-How could this happen?
[00:18] Mahiro
How could such a wonderful
night turn out this way?
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:40] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[00:46] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:54] Mahiro
Winter break rules!
[01:58] Mahiro
After many trials and tribulations,
through thick and thin,
SIGN #08 Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[02:01] Mahiro
I've finally reached paradise.
[02:05] Mahiro
Now I can slack off to my heart's content!
[02:10] Mihari
I knew long breaks from
school would pose an issue.
[02:13] Mihari
He'll be back to his old
ways if I don't step in.
[02:17] Mihari
I've got it!
[02:19] Sign
Chitose Azuma
[02:19] Sign
Kaede Hozuki
[02:20] ---
Kaede
[02:20] ---
You're welcome.
[02:20] ---
Thank you so much!
[02:20] ---
Don't mention it.
Well, I'm gonna
head to bed now.
Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
Onii-chan | I'm | Kaede | Okay
[02:20] ---
Can Momiji-chan and
[02:21] ---
Can Momiji-chan and
[02:22] ---
Can Momiji-chan and
[02:29] Mahiro
All right!
[02:31] Mahiro
Break won't last forever, so
I'd better make the best of it.
[02:35] Mahiro
Okay.
[02:36] Mahiro
Time to plan out my schedule with a graph.
[02:42] Mahiro
I'll wanna sleep in late in the mornings,
[02:44] Mahiro
and have plenty of chill time
in the evenings, too.
[02:46] Mahiro
So with that in mind...
[02:48] Sign
Anime
[02:48] Sign
Sleep
[02:48] Sign
Eat
[02:48] Sign
Video
Games
[02:48] Sign
Eat
[02:48] Sign
Manga
[02:51] Mahiro
I-It's perfect.
[02:54] Mahiro
Well, without further ado!
[02:55] Mahiro
It's time to play nothing but video
games from now until dinner!
[02:58] Mihari
That's no different from
what you normally do.
[03:01] Mahiro
It is the will of Gaia that
I indulge in this way.
[03:04] Mahiro
It shall be named my Winter Vacation Mode!
[03:09] Mihari
Honestly...
[03:30] Mahiro
M-Mihari?
[03:32] Mahiro
You wanna play with me?
[03:35] Mihari
Not today.
[03:43] Mihari
Oh, that must be them!
[03:49] Mahiro
There's funny business afoot.
[03:51] Momiji
Thanks for having us!
[03:53] Asahi
Wassup?
[03:55] Miyo
Hey there!
[03:57] Mahiro
It's an ambush!
[04:00] Mahiro
Y-You plan on dragging me
outside again, don't you?!
[04:03] Mahiro
I won't go along with it this time, okay?!
[04:05] Miyo
But I thought we were
having a sleepover today.
[04:09] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:10] Momiji
Weren't you the one who
suggested it, Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] Asahi & Miyo
We're coming in!
[04:15] Mahiro
A... sleepover?
[04:18] Mahiro
Wh-When did I say—
[04:20] Asahi
I brought my PJs and everything!
[04:24] Miyo
I brought mine too.
[04:25] Momiji
Same here!
[04:26] Miyo
Oh?
[04:29] Miyo
Were you playing a game, Mahiro-chan?
[04:32] Asahi
Ooo!
[04:33] Asahi
Can we play too, Mahiron?! Can we?!
[04:36] Mahiro
Yeah, of course!
[04:38] Mahiro
Oh, but this is only a two-player game...
[04:41] Mihari
Ta-da!
[04:43] Mihari
And now...
[04:43] Mihari
Your big sis comes to
the rescue with a gift!
[04:44] sign
Family
Go-Kart Racing
[04:48] Girls
Whoa!
[04:50] Mahiro
You go, Mihari!
[04:54] Momiji
Whoa, that was close!
[04:57] Asahi
Oh yeah, it's bomb time!
[04:59] Momiji
I can just dodge it, you know?
[05:03] Miyo
Oh, no! I'm gonna get hit!
[05:06] Mahiro
Go, go, go!
[05:13] Mihari
Dinner's ready!
[05:15] Girls
Coming!
[05:21] Mahiro
Onimai.
[05:21] Sign
ONIMAI
[05:27] Girls
Thanks for dinner!
[05:31] Asahi
You're such a good cook, Doc!
[05:34] Mihari
I told you I'm not a doctor.
[05:36] Mihari
All right, bring by your empty plates.
[05:43] Asahi
You heard her, Mahiron.
[05:46] Asahi
You lost, remember?
[05:51] Mihari
Too bad you were the one who
suggested these stakes.
[05:54] Mahiro
Come on, I let them win.
[05:57] Mahiro
They're our guests, after all.
[06:02] Mihari
You seem pretty devastated for
someone who lost on purpose.
[06:05] Mihari
See? Aren't games more
enjoyable with friends?
[06:09] Momiji
Let's play that game again sometime.
[06:10] Mahiro
Th-That... depends on the game.
[06:11] Asahi
Yeah!
[06:12] Miyo
It was fun, wasn't it?
[06:14] Momiji
I wanna play again.
[06:15] Mihari
You could just admit it, you know?
[06:18] Mahiro
Admit what?
[06:23] Mahiro
I'm done...
[06:24] Momiji
Nice work!
[06:25] Miyo
Good job!
[06:27] Mahiro
So do you wanna keep playing?
[06:29] Momiji
It's getting late. We'd
bother the neighbors, no?
[06:32] Asahi
I worked up a sweat too, so I
kinda wanna take a bath now.
[06:35] Momiji
Actually, same.
[06:37] Mahiro
Hmm...
[06:39] Mahiro
Well, I don't mind going last,
so why don't you guys—
[06:42] Miyo
Let's go in pairs!
[06:44] Miyo
If we go in one at a time, the
water'll get cold before we're done.
[06:48] Mahiro
Th-That's a big no-no!
[06:51] Asahi
Why's that?
[06:52] Mahiro
I-It's just... Um...
[06:54] Asahi
Come on, Mahiron! I can
wash your back for you!
[06:59] Momiji
I-In that case, I can wash
your hair for you too!
[07:06] Mahiro
Uh...
[07:08] Mahiro
Um...
[07:11] Miyo
Come on, you two. Settle down.
[07:15] Mahiro
Miyo-chan!
[07:17] Miyo
How about the OG AsaMomi pairing?
[07:22] Asahi
Asa?
[07:23] Momiji
Momi?
[07:24] Mahiro
It's no use! She's been corrupted!
[07:28] Momiji
You mean Asahi and I should
battle each other for it?
[07:32] Asahi
Oh! You wanna go?
[07:35] Momiji
All right!
[07:36] Momiji
Let's rock-paper-scissors!
[07:38] Asahi
Hell yeah! I'm going with rock!
[07:41] Mahiro
Hold it, hold it!
[07:44] Mahiro
I-I-I'm gonna...
[07:56] Mihari
What the—?!
[07:58] Mahiro
We're getting in together.
This is your own fault.
[08:01] Mihari
H-Huh?!
[08:21] Mihari
U-Um...
[08:23] Mihari
I don't know how I feel about
you seeing me this close up...
[08:27] Mahiro
You've gotten bigger, huh?
[08:30] Mihari
Wha?! That's sexual harassment!
[08:33] Mahiro
That's not what I meant!
[08:35] Mahiro
We used to bathe together when
we were little, remember?
[08:38] Mahiro
I was just reminiscing.
[08:47] Mihari
Well, you've gotten smaller.
[08:50] Mahiro
And whose fault is that?!
[08:52] Mahiro
The bath is free! You guys can go now!
[08:57] Asahi
Wow!
[08:59] Miyo
You're so cute, Mahiro-chan!
[09:01] Asahi
You smell good too, Mahiron!
[09:06] Mahiro
Wha?
[09:08] Mahiro
You're just smelling the shampoo!
[09:11] Momiji
Come on, Asahi! It's time for our bath!
[09:15] Asahi
Uwaraba!
[09:19] Momiji
You too, Miyo-chan!
[09:21] Miyo
B-But it'll be too cramped
with the three of us.
[09:26] Asahi
Come on, it's a sleepover. We might as well!
[09:35] Momiji
You can wash up first, Miyo-chan.
[09:37] Asahi
Me and Momiji will go
ahead and get in the tub.
[09:40] Miyo
O-Okay...
[09:54] Miyo
This is like my worst nightmare!
[09:57] Miyo
Though getting to see my pairing
interact up close is a treat.
[10:01] Momiji
Blub, blub, blub, blub.
[10:03] Asahi
Take this!
[10:04] Momiji
It's been so long since we've
bathed together, huh, Asahi?
[10:08] Momiji
Do you remember?
[10:10] Asahi
Hm?
[10:11] Momiji
Back when we first became friends.
[10:17] (Flashback) Asahi
My name's Asahi!
[10:20] (Flashback) Momiji
I'm Momiji. Nice to meet you!
[10:29] (Flashback) Asahi
It's a topknot! You're a samurai!
[10:31] (Flashback) Asahi
Nice to meet you, Momijiro!
[10:34] (Flashback) Momiji
Mo-mi-ji!
[10:44] (Flashback) Asahi
That's so cool! I wish I had a topknot!
[10:47] (Flashback) Asahi
Maybe I should put my hair up too.
[10:50] (Flashback) Momiji
You're so weird.
[10:52] (Flashback) Momiji
Here, I have an idea.
[10:56] (Flashback) Momiji
See? Pretty cute, huh?
[11:18] (Flashback) Asahi
Hup!
[11:21] (Flashback) Asahi
Take that!
[11:25] (Flashback) Momiji & Asahi
Yay!
[11:30] (Flashback) Momiji
Wanna take a bath?
[11:32] (Flashback) Asahi
Sure!
[11:35] (Flashback) Momiji
Is it okay if we go in together?
[11:40] (Flashback) Momiji
Oh! Did you not want to?
[11:42] (Flashback) Asahi
N-No, it's okay.
[11:45] (Flashback) Asahi
I bathe with my big brother all the time.
[11:56] (Flashback) Asahi
Is yours gonna grow in later?
[11:58] (Flashback) Momiji
What?
[12:03] Asahi
I know we were little, but
that was still pretty rude.
[12:08] Miyo
My goodness.
[12:11] Asahi
We used to wash each other too, huh?
[12:16] Miyo
May I request a reenactment?!
[12:20] Asahi
All right, then, Miyo-chin.
[12:22] Miyo
Huh?
[12:23] Asahi
C'mere and I'll wash you.
[12:25] Miyo
I-I didn't mean me...
[12:28] Asahi
Come on, now! Don't be shy!
[12:39] Miyo
That actually feels kinda nice...
[12:41] Asahi
I used to wash my brother's
back all the time, you know?
[12:47] Asahi
Okay, now reach for the sky!
[12:50] Asahi
Gotta get your underarms!
[13:15] Asahi
I wasn't expecting that.
[13:20] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:20] Momiji
Onimai.
[13:24] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:24] Miyo
Onimai.
[13:26] Sign
Mahiro
[13:28] Mahiro
You really think we should be
sleeping in the same room?
[13:32] Mihari
That's the whole point of a
sleepover, don't you think?
[13:35] Mihari
Or would you rather sleep
with your big sister too?
[13:38] Mahiro
I said I'm sorry about the bath thing, okay?
[13:41] Mihari
I'm sure it'll be fine.
[13:43] Mihari
I know for a fact you're
harmless, after all.
[13:45] Mahiro
You say that like I'm some wild animal.
[13:56] Asahi
Futons!
[14:00] Asahi
This is so exciting!
[14:02] Mahiro
Asahi! You're in the way!
[14:06] Mihari
Was it cramped, being
in the bath together?
[14:09] Momiji
It was totally fine!
[14:11] Momiji
Th-Though we did have a small incident...
[14:19] Mahiro
Wow!
[14:21] Mahiro
You look so grown-up, Miyo-chan!
[14:24] Miyo
I'm an observer, not a participant, okay?!
[14:28] Mahiro
Huh?
[14:29] Momiji
Just try and give her a little space.
[14:32] Mahiro
What the hell happened in that bath?
[14:35] Mihari
Well, you're all set, so have fun.
[14:37] Mihari
Don't stay up all night, okay?
[14:40] Asahi
See ya later, Doc!
[14:42] Momiji
Goodnight!
[14:46] Asahi
Okay, what now? What are we doing?!
[14:49] Momiji
Whoa, there!
[14:50] Momiji
Let's decide who's sleeping where first.
[14:54] Mahiro
I'll sleep here.
[14:55] Mahiro
This one's mine, anyway.
[14:58] Asahi
Then I'll take the one next to hers!
[15:03] Momiji
No fair!
[15:05] Momiji
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it this time!
[15:08] Asahi
Hell yeah! I'm going with scissors!
[15:12] Momiji & Asahi
Rock, paper, scissors!
[15:15] Momiji
It's Asahi. I should have
known I was overthinking it.
[15:19] Asahi
Honesty wins again!
[15:21] Momiji
Be careful, Mahiro-chan.
[15:23] Momiji
Asahi's a nightmare to sleep next to.
[15:25] Mahiro
Wha? Really? Aw, man...
[15:28] Asahi
I'll be good, I promise.
[15:32] Asahi
Take this!
[15:35] Momiji
You little...
[15:37] Momiji
You've done it now!
[15:39] Asahi
Whoops.
[15:42] Mahiro
Hey...
[15:43] Mahiro
This isn't a field trip, you know?
[15:47] Mahiro
That's it!
[15:49] Asahi
We got her mad!
[15:49] Momiji
Sorry, Mahiro-chan!
[16:03] Asahi
Take this! Vanishing pillow!
[16:08] Mihari
Keep it down, will you?!
[16:13] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:13] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Asahi
Onimai.
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:20] Momiji
This is all your fault, Asahi.
[16:22] Asahi
You were being loud too, you know?
[16:25] Mahiro
Let's just try to keep it
down from now on, okay?
[16:30] Miyo
Then...
[16:31] Miyo
It's finally time for some girl talk!
[16:34] Mahiro
Oh, you're back with us, Miyo-chan?
[16:37] Miyo
Chatting is the best part of a sleepover!
[16:40] Mahiro
I see.
[16:42] Mahiro
Chatting's not really my thing...
[16:47] Miyo
Hey, hey! What do you
guys wanna talk about?
[16:49] Miyo
Romance, right? It's gotta be romance.
[16:51] Asahi
Well then, allow me to take the lead.
[16:54] Girls
Huh?!
[16:56] Asahi
I'll tell you a fearsome tale...
[17:00] Asahi
of the Pillow Flipper spirit!
[17:05] Asahi
This is a true story of my
many encounters with it.
[17:11] Asahi
Every night, when I'm asleep,
it appears before my pillow.
[17:21] Slime
Pillow, pillow, pillow...
[17:23] Asahi
It takes your pillow from under your head,
[17:26] Asahi
and even moves you around in your sleep.
[17:41] Mahiro
This is girl talk?
[17:43] Miyo
That's just a spooky campfire story.
[17:50] Momiji
Asahi, you dummy!
[17:52] Momiji
Why'd you have to bring
up such a scary story?!
[17:55] Mahiro
H-Hey now, weren't you listening?
[17:57] Mahiro
That wasn't scary at all!
[17:59] Momiji
La-la-la! I'm not listening!
[18:01] Asahi
I didn't think she'd react this badly...
[18:03] Mahiro
So you already knew she didn't like them?
[18:05] Mahiro
That's pretty mean, you know?
[18:09] Momiji
I'm going to sleep!
[18:11] Asahi
I'm sorry!
[18:13] Miyo
Aw! What about our romance talk?
[18:15] Mahiro
Momiji can be pretty cute
sometimes too, huh?
[18:20] Mahiro
I'm turning off the light now!
[18:22] Asahi & Miyo
Okay!
[18:40] Momiji
I really need to go to the bathroom...
[18:43] Momiji
This is all Asahi's fault!
[18:47] Momiji
I'll just have to hold it in till morning.
[18:53] Mahiro
So cold...
[18:58] Mahiro
Where'd my comforter go?
[19:07] Mahiro
She really is a nightmare
to sleep next to...
[19:16] Mahiro
It's no use! She's sound asleep!
[19:19] Mahiro
I'm gonna catch a cold at this rate.
[19:25] Mahiro
I give up.
[19:27] Mahiro
Time for an emergency evac.
[19:31] Mahiro
Momiji...
[19:38] Sign
The Pillow Flipper
[19:39] Momiji
The Pillow Flipper?!
[19:45] Mahiro
Huh?
[20:01] Mahiro
S-Sorry about that. Really.
[20:08] Mahiro
D-Don't beat yourself up about it!
[20:11] Mahiro
It was my fault, anyway.
[20:13] Mahiro
Just leave the rest to me.
[20:15] Mahiro
You can head back and use
my futon instead, okay?
[20:18] Momiji
O-Okay...
[20:20] Momiji
Where will you sleep, though, Mahiro-chan?
[20:23] Mahiro
Hmm...
[20:25] Mahiro
Oh!
[20:25] Sign
Mihari
[20:37] Mihari
Wha?! What's going on?
[20:39] Mihari
Why are you here?
[20:40] Mahiro
Please, no questions at this time.
[20:47] Mahiro
Goodnight!
[21:00] Mahiro
Wow, this is so embarrassing!
[21:03] Mahiro
I must have drunk too much
before bed, you know?
[21:09] Mihari
So that's what happened.
[21:11] Mihari
Well, you live and you learn.
[21:16] Momiji
You didn't have to take the
blame for me, you know?
[21:19] Mahiro
No worries, I got you.
[21:21] Mahiro
It'll be our little secret.
[21:23] Momiji
Y-You're sure?
[21:28] Momiji
Well, thank you.
[21:30] Mahiro
It's no biggie.
[21:32] Miyo
Interesting. Very interesting.
[21:41] Mihari
Wait...
[21:42] Mihari
Where's Asahi-chan?
[21:44] Miyo
She's still sleeping upstairs.
[21:47] Momiji
Asahi's never been much of a morning person.
[22:02] Asahi
The Pillow Flipper strikes again!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration:Toshiyuki Sato
[23:38] Asahi & Miyo
See you next time!
[23:39] ---
E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year
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Christmas in Your City
[00:00] Reporter
Look at these stunning winter lights!
[00:04] Reporter
The streets are just bustling with
couples enjoying the Christmas spirit.
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Christmas in Your City
[00:08] Reporter
Aren't you two a happy couple?
[00:10] Man
Why, thank you.
[00:10] Mahiro
Ugh, just kill me now.
[00:11] Man
Getting to see the lights with my
girlfriend is a dream come true.
[00:14] Reporter
She seems to be a little camera shy.
[00:17] Man
Hey, stop! Come on, quit it!
[00:18] Mahiro
On days like these, at least we've
got video games to keep us company.
[00:19] Reporter
Quick, get a close-up!
[00:22] Mahiro
Right, Mihari?
[00:24] Mihari
Don't lump me in with you.
[00:27] Mihari
Besides, I happen to have a date.
[00:33] Mahiro
Say what?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:59] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:05] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #09 Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[02:29] Momiji
S-So...
[02:31] Momiji
What made you call me out
here today of all days?
[02:35] Mahiro
It's a date! What else?!
[02:37] Momiji
What?!
[02:38] Mahiro
Since when did Mihari have the time?
[02:40] Mahiro
I gotta see this sweet-talker
with my own two eyes.
[02:42] Momiji
O-Oh, you meant hers...
[02:46] Mahiro
I need you to be my escort.
Too many people, you know?
[02:56] Mahiro
S-Someone's coming!
[02:59] Kaede
Sorry!
[03:01] Kaede
I got caught up!
[03:05] Mihari
The audacity!
[03:06] Kaede
I'm sorry, okay?
[03:08] Mihari
What took you so long?
[03:09] Kaede
It took me a bit to get ready.
[03:09] Momiji
Wait... Onee-chan?
[03:11] Mihari
Fine, I'll let it slide.
[03:14] Kaede
Thanks, bestie.
[03:14] Mahiro
Jeez!
[03:16] Mihari
'Course. Come on, let's go!
[03:16] Mahiro
I knew it couldn't have been a real date!
[03:18] Kaede
Yeah!
[03:20] Mahiro
Honestly, what was she
thinking calling it that?
[03:23] Momiji
You really love your sister, huh?
[03:25] Mahiro
Welp, that's a relief.
[03:27] Mahiro
Time to head home.
[03:29] Momiji
What?!
[03:31] Momiji
W-We're here now anyway.
[03:33] Momiji
Why don't we follow them
a little while longer?
[03:37] Momiji
M-Maybe there's more to their
relationship than meets the eye!
[03:40] Mahiro
Who are you, Miyo-chan?
[03:45] Mahiro
Still, I guess it would be
rude of me to call it off
[03:48] Mahiro
after she came all this way out for me...
[03:53] Mahiro
Okay, you're on!
[03:55] Mahiro
The pursuit continues!
[03:57] Momiji
Hurray!
[03:58] Kaede
They'll love it!
[04:04] Mihari
Something wrong?
[04:05] Kaede
Oh, just my imagination.
[04:07] Kaede
Shall we go?
[04:10] Kaede
There are so many places to check out!
[04:13] Mihari
For real! Where should we start?
[04:28] Employee
Sorry for the wait!
[04:48] Mihari & Kaede
Ready, go!
[04:53] Kaede
Well?
[04:54] Mihari
It's perfect!
[05:00] Mahiro
Looks like two friends shopping to me.
[05:03] Momiji
I figured.
[05:06] Mahiro
Tailing them is starting
to get a little old.
[05:09] Mahiro
I'm getting tired too. Wanna head back?
[05:11] Momiji
Wait, but... uh...
[05:13] Momiji
Oh, I know! Why don't we
do some shopping too?!
[05:17] Momiji
You could pick stuff out for me!
[05:19] Mahiro
What?!
[05:21] Momiji
Come on! You always seem to know what to wear.
[05:24] Mahiro
O-Okay...
[05:26] Mahiro
Hang on. Now it's like
we're the ones on a date!
[05:30] Mahiro
Momiji's bound to be mistaken
for my boyfriend, too.
[05:33] Momiji
Hey! What about something like this?
[05:36] Momiji
Look!
[05:44] Momiji
N-No way! Absolutely not!
[05:47] Momiji
Fine, if this is how it has to be...
[05:56] Mahiro
She looks cute! Hurray!
[06:02] Momiji
The skirt's too short, though!
[06:06] Mahiro
No one's gonna mistake her for a boy now.
[06:09] Momiji
Can't you pick out something less feminine?
[06:12] Mahiro
No! That's the whole point!
[06:14] Momiji
What?
[06:16] Mahiro
Oh!
[06:17] Mahiro
Here! Try this one on, too!
[06:19] Momiji
Really?! But I'm not into frilly stuff!
[06:22] Mahiro
Come on! You might as well!
[06:25] Momiji
Wait a sec, Mahiro-chan!
[06:25] Mahiro
Just trust me, okay?
[06:29] Mihari
Wait. Onii—
[06:31] Mihari
Mahiro-chan? What brings you here?
[06:34] Mahiro
Shoot! They found us!
[06:35] Kaede
You've been following us the
whole time, haven't you?
[06:38] Mahiro
You noticed, huh?
[06:40] Mahiro
Nothing gets past you, Kaede-chan.
[06:42] Kaede
Momiji's with you too, isn't she?
[06:44] Kaede
Where could she be?
[06:45] Mihari
What? You're on a date?
[06:47] Mahiro
As if!
[06:50] Kaede
Aha!
[06:52] Mahiro
Wait! She's—
[06:53] Kaede
Let's look behind curtain number one!
[07:03] Kaede
My goodness...
[07:06] Mihari
She's adorable!
[07:07] Kaede
Totally! Cute as a button!
[07:13] Momiji
On second thought, I'm kinda feeling this!
[07:15] Mihari
Um...
[07:16] Mahiro
Oh, no! She's having an awakening!
[07:26] Mihari
Well, we got what
we came for on our end.
[07:29] Mihari
What shall we do now?
[07:31] Kaede
Why don't we hang out for a bit?
[07:33] Kaede
Can't go wasting an opportunity like this.
[07:35] Kaede
Can we, Mahiro-chan?
[09:51] Kaede
I'm so glad I got to see this with you guys!
[10:08] Mihari
We're home!
[10:11] Mihari
Look at you, you go-getter!
[10:14] Mihari
Since when did you two start dating?
[10:16] Mahiro
Quit joking around, will you?
[10:18] Mahiro
Why'd you lie about having a date, anyway?!
[10:21] Mahiro
You could've just told me you and
Kaede-chan were going shopping!
[10:25] Mihari
Don't tell me... you were worried about me?
[10:28] Mahiro
Perish the thought!
[10:35] Mihari
Hey, I'm sorry.
[10:36] Mihari
I did have a reason for
keeping it from you, though.
[10:40] Mihari
I had Kaede help me pick something out.
[10:57] Mihari
Merry Christmas, Onii-chan!
[11:16] Mihari
I wanted to surprise you!
[11:25] Mahiro
Honestly...
[11:27] Mahiro
She really had me fooled.
[11:28] Mihari
Oh, and FYI...
[11:31] Mihari
We got a matching one for Momiji-chan, too.
[11:32] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:35] Mahiro
Why would you do that?
[11:45] Sign
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[11:45] Momiji
Onimai.
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ONIMAI
[11:49] Sign
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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[11:49] Kaede
Onimai.
[11:49] ---
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[11:54] Sign
Happy New Year
[12:01] Mihari
Here, open wide.
[12:05] Mahiro
You really pulled out all the stops.
[12:07] Mahiro
You got the kotatsu out and everything.
[12:10] Mihari
Well, I thought we should at least
have it out for New Year's.
[12:13] Mihari
I can't believe the year's almost over.
[12:22] Sign
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[12:22] Sign
Celebrating the New Year around Japan
[12:22] Announcer
Happy New Year!
[12:25] Announcer
Coming up...
[12:25] Mihari
It's midnight, Onii-chan!
[12:25] Announcer
We'll be taking a look at the New
Year's celebrations around Japan.
[12:28] Mihari
Happy New Year!
[12:31] Mahiro
Happy New Year!
[12:35] Mahiro
Can I get my New Year's
money now, sister dearest?
[12:39] Mihari
Of course, sweetie!
[12:43] Mahiro
Easy win, guys.
[12:52] Mahiro
That's way too few zeros! I'm in
middle school now, you know?!
[12:55] Mihari
No, you're a grown adult, Onii-chan.
[12:58] Mahiro
Oh, that's right...
[13:00] Mihari
He's starting to lose it...
[13:02] Mihari
Here's hoping life as a girl
treats you well this year too!
[13:04] Mihari
You got this!
[13:06] Mahiro
I'll turn back to normal someday! I swear!
[13:13] Mahiro
Ah, what a wonderful New
Year's Day for staying in.
[13:24] Mahiro
I'm hungry.
[13:26] Mihari
Morning! I made mochi soup.
[13:35] Mahiro
We're not having osechi?
[13:37] Mihari
It's a hassle to prep, you know?
[13:39] Mihari
Were you looking forward to it?
[13:40] Mahiro
Not really. I think I can live without it.
[13:46] Mahiro
As long as I can stuff my face
and nap all day, I'll be happy.
[13:53] Mihari
Being productive has its
rewards too, you know?
[13:56] Mihari
But still...
[13:59] Mihari
I guess it is nice to kick your
feet up every once in a while.
[14:02] Mahiro
Oh?
[14:03] Mahiro
So you finally see where I'm coming from!
[14:05] Mahiro
Look at you! I'm so proud!
[14:11] Mihari
B-Be that as it may!
[14:14] Mihari
Come, Onii-chan. It's time to get dressed.
[14:19] Mahiro
W-Wait, don't tell me...!
[14:35] Mihari
We gotta ring in the new year!
[14:37] Mahiro
It's the most crowded place
you could have taken me...
[14:48] Mahiro
Hey, look, shrine maidens.
[14:51] Mihari
Come on, snap out of it!
[14:53] Mihari
Quit retreating to your happy place!
[14:55] Mihari
I prepared a little incentive for you.
[14:58] Mahiro
You did?
[15:00] Kaede
Oh, there they are!
[15:01] Kaede
Happy New Year!
[15:03] Mahiro
My incentive is here!
[15:06] Mihari
You look stunning, Kaede!
[15:09] Kaede
I managed to score a cute rental.
[15:17] Mahiro
I-Is she a samurai?
[15:19] Kaede
She refused to wear anything else...
[15:22] Momiji
Don't I look cool?
[15:24] Mahiro
Oh, she must be going through a phase.
[15:28] Mahiro
I hope you find yourself soon. All the best.
[15:33] Kaede
Let's get going, then!
[15:35] Kaede
We gotta get in line.
[15:36] Mahiro & Momiji
Coming!
[15:41] Kaede
You should've worn a kimono too, Mihari!
[15:44] Mahiro
Yeah!
[15:45] Mahiro
How come you get to dress
normally and I don't?
[15:47] Mihari
I-I wouldn't look good in one anyway...
[15:55] Kaede
We finally made it!
[16:01] Kaede
I better get my money's worth
for standing in line so long!
[16:04] Momiji
Now you're just being greedy.
[16:07] Mihari
I wish for my brother to
live a respectable life.
[16:10] Momiji
I wish that we can all stay
close with each other.
[16:14] Mihari
Go on!
[16:15] Mihari
You too, Mahiro-chan.
[16:16] Mahiro
R-Right...
[16:21] Mahiro
I wish...
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
No. 50
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
Omikuji
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
Great Blessing
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
Fortune
[16:38] Mihari
Yay! I got the best one!
[16:40] Mahiro
Pretty weird for a science geek to
get all excited about her fortune.
[16:44] Mihari
Doesn't mean I can't participate!
[16:47] Asahi
Hey, wait...
[16:48] Asahi
Which is better? A small
blessing or a great one?
[16:51] Mahiro
Asahi?
[16:54] Miyo
Wait, Mahiro-chan?
[16:59] Mahiro
Hey, Miyo-chan! Hey, Asahi!
[17:01] Miyo & Asahi
Happy New Year!
[17:02] Girls
Happy New Year!
[17:05] Miyo
Your kimono's so cute!
[17:07] Mahiro
Oh, shush! So is yours, Miyo-chan!
[17:10] Asahi
So we meet again, Momijiro!
[17:14] Miyo
Why are you in men's hakama?
[17:16] Momiji
W-Well, you know...
[17:18] Momiji
I think they look cool...
[17:21] Kaede
The little ones are all here!
[17:24] Asahi
I know!
[17:25] Asahi
Bet you can't beat me at target shooting!
[17:26] Momiji
Hey!
[17:29] Momiji
You gotta save me, Mahiro-chan!
[17:31] Miyo
Oh, my...
[17:33] Kaede
Oh la la...
[17:46] Sign
A Precious World
[17:46] Sign
To A New Year
[17:46] Sign
A Clear Sky
[18:00] Asahi
I think I'm hungry.
[18:02] Miyo
Wanna get something from the food stalls?
[18:04] Asahi
I don't have any more money!
[18:06] Kaede
Then why not come over to our place?
[18:08] Kaede
I went overboard on the osechi, anyway.
[18:10] Mahiro
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi?!
[18:13] Mahiro
Let's go! What are we waiting for?!
[18:15] Mahiro
O.
[18:15] Sign
ONIMAI
[18:16] Kaede
Ni.
[18:16] Miyo
Ma.
[18:17] Momiji
I.
[18:17] Sign
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[18:21] Mahiro
Wow!
[18:23] Mahiro
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi!
[18:26] Kaede
It's a good thing you guys are here.
[18:28] Kaede
I may have made a little too much.
[18:30] Momiji
I told you you were overworking yourself!
[18:33] Mihari
New Year's isn't quite the
same without it, huh?
[18:35] Mihari
Maybe I should have made some after all.
[18:39] Miyo
Every osechi dish has a special
meaning behind it, right?
[18:43] Mihari
Rolled konbu represents
"yorokobu," or happiness.
[18:46] Asahi
I get it! Yorokonbu!
[18:52] Mihari
And black beans...
[18:54] Mihari
bring good health so that you can work hard.
[18:56] Mahiro
All right!
[18:57] Mahiro
Good luck working hard, then, Onee-chan!
[19:03] Mihari
And since rolled omelettes resemble scrolls,
they're said to bring academic success.
[19:07] Mihari
So good luck with your studies, Mahiro-chan!
[19:10] Momiji
Here!
[19:12] Mahiro
Th-Thank you...
[19:22] Girls
Thanks for the meal!
[19:26] Kaede
I'm happy you liked it!
[19:28] Kaede
We have amazake too, if you want.
[19:31] Mihari
I don't think I've ever tried it!
[19:33] Asahi
You're still too young
to drink alcohol, Doc!
[19:36] Miyo
Actually, it's generally okay
for minors to drink it.
[19:38] Miyo
In small amounts, that is.
[19:39] Miyo
Since the alcohol is cooked off anyway.
[19:41] Mahiro
Yeah, so it's totally legal.
[19:43] Kaede
There you go. Try some.
[19:56] Mahiro
Um...
[19:58] Mahiro
Mihari?
[20:04] Mihari
Onii-chan!
[20:08] Mahiro
W-Watch it, you dummy!
[20:10] Mahiro
There are people around!
[20:12] Kaede
What? Just from amazake?!
[20:14] Kaede
Come on, claws off.
[20:16] Kaede
She's your sister, remember?
[20:18] Mihari
Boo!
[20:20] Mihari
Then I'll take you instead!
[20:28] Mahiro
She's on a drunken rampage!
[20:31] Mahiro
Everyone, fall back!
[20:33] Mahiro
Take refuge in Momiji's room
before she can launch an attack!
[20:40] Mahiro
You too, Miyo-chan! Hurry!
[20:42] Miyo
I can't. I'm...
[20:46] Miyo
My eyes are locked on, and I can't move!
[20:52] Mahiro
No! Miyo-chan!
[20:54] Mahiro
Miyo-chan!
[21:04] Asahi
She's awake!
[21:05] Momiji
A-Are you all right?
[21:08] Mihari
Huh?
[21:09] Mihari
What happened just now?
[21:14] Kaede
You're banned from alcohol
for life, that's what.
[21:20] Miyo
Onee-sama!
[21:40] Mihari
It's been a while since we've gotten
to spend New Year's like this, huh?
[21:44] Mahiro
You're right.
[21:47] Mihari
So what exactly did you pray
for back at the shrine?
[21:51] Mahiro
What? Uh... It's a secret.
[21:53] Mihari
But I wanna know!
[21:55] Mihari
Come on, tell me!
[21:56] Mahiro
Quit nagging!
[21:57] Mihari
Honestly...
[21:59] Mihari
I haven't the faintest idea.
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Okorinashiyo (Mystery Anime Group)
[23:38] Mahiro & Mihari
See you next time!
[23:39] ---
E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
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[00:10] Mahiro
Today's the start of our third term, huh?
[00:17] Mahiro
It's freezing!
[00:20] Mahiro
And making us wear skirts even in winter?!
[00:22] Mahiro
How do they expect me
to stay warm in this?!
[00:27] Momiji
Oh, Mahiro-chan!
[00:31] Kaede
Morning!
[00:33] Mahiro
Good morning!
[00:34] Momiji
Good morning!
[00:36] Mahiro
Kaede-chan! Your legs!
[00:38] Mahiro
Aren't you cold?!
[00:40] Kaede
You betcha I am!
[00:42] Kaede
But beauty is pain, as they say.
[00:44] Kaede
Gotta show off these rockin'
legs while I still got 'em!
[00:47] Mahiro
I never realized.
[00:48] Mahiro
Girls are true heroes.
Thank you for your service.
[00:51] Momiji
I don't know how she does it.
[00:53] Momiji
It's so cold, I had to leave my hair down.
[00:56] Kaede
Wait!
[00:57] Kaede
You're wearing the scarf, Mahiro-chan!
[01:00] Kaede
Mihari and I picked it out together!
[01:03] Mahiro
Oh, that's right.
[01:05] Mahiro
Now we're matching, huh?
[01:08] Momiji
This feels kinda weird!
[01:11] Kaede
Who cares? You two are besties, aren't you?
[01:14] Momiji
C'mon, Onee-chan! Knock it off!
[01:15] Mahiro
Still, when we show up like this...
[01:17] Mahiro
Miyo-chan's gonna go nuts!
[01:17] Kaede
At least let me take a picture!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:37] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:43] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #10 Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[02:54] Miyo
Oh, my!
[02:56] Miyo
Why, what's this?
[02:57] Miyo
My gosh, what a pleasant surprise!
[02:59] Mahiro
Yup, I called it.
[03:02] Asahi
Aw, neat!
[03:03] Asahi
Maybe I should get a matching one, too!
[03:06] Miyo
Asahi-chan.
[03:07] Miyo
It's only neat because
they're the ones matching.
[03:10] Miyo
Are we clear?
[03:12] Momiji
Besides, you never wear scarves anyway.
[03:17] Asahi
You've got a point.
[03:19] Mahiro
And you're always wearing shorts when
you're not in your school uniform.
[03:22] Asahi
Yeah, I never get cold.
[03:26] Asahi
And as usual, I'm not wearing
anything under my skirt.
[03:31] Momiji
That phrasing...
[03:32] Mahiro
You're so devil-may-care.
[03:34] Mahiro
I had to put warm fleece
leggings on under mine.
[03:37] Mahiro
See?
[03:42] Satsuki
Quit staring, boys!
[03:44] Minori
You jerks!
[03:45] Minato
W-Wait, but!
[03:45] Minato
W-We weren't!
[03:47] Yuuta
I wasn't even looking!
[03:49] Satsuki
Hey, wait!
[03:50] Minori
Get back here!
[03:51] Minori
Quit running away!
[03:53] Satsuki
Come back!
[03:53] Momiji
I swear, you can be so careless sometimes.
[03:57] Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[03:59] Mahiro
I-I didn't know my voice
could go that high...
[04:02] Mahiro
I-Is this what it feels like
when girls get self-conscious?!
[04:06] Mahiro
Not good! This is not good!
[04:08] Mahiro
I've gone too deep undercover!
[04:10] Mahiro
I gotta reclaim my masculinity!
[04:13] Mahiro
Bare-naked legs!
[04:15] Momiji
Wh-What's the matter?
[04:17] Asahi
You good?
[04:19] Mahiro
Ah, the bare-naked leg.
[04:22] Mahiro
What a sight to behold!
[04:23] Mahiro
Especially the legs of the girls
braving the cold winter air.
[04:27] Miyo
But that's bad for you!
[04:29] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:30] Mahiro
You'll catch a cold if you
don't cover up properly.
[04:33] Mahiro
Uh, yeah. That's true... I guess.
[04:36] Miyo
Besides, I heard it makes
your legs get chubby.
[04:40] Miyo
Your body stores more fat when exposed
to low temperatures, after all.
[04:43] Momiji
Huh.
[04:45] Asahi
So you gain fat when you expose yourself?
[04:47] Asahi
So that means Miyo-chin...
[04:50] Asahi
must be whipping her boobies out every day!
[04:53] Miyo
I've never whipped them out!
[05:00] Miyo
I-I don't do that, okay?
[05:02] Miyo
I don't, okay?!
[05:05] Momiji
Calm down, Miyo-chan!
[05:08] Asahi
There, there. You poor thing.
[05:10] Asahi
I'm sorry, Miyo-chin.
[05:12] Asahi
There, there. You're okay.
[05:13] Mahiro
Boobies, huh?
[05:19] Sign
ONIMAI
[05:19] Miyo
Onimai.
[05:25] Kaede
Oh!
[05:25] Kaede
Rise and shine!
[05:30] Kaede
Wait! Keep still, okay?
[05:32] Kaede
I'm almost finished.
[05:34] Kaede
There, all set!
[05:36] Mahiro
Huh?
[05:37] Kaede
Aww! It's so cute!
[05:39] Kaede
Long hair is so much more fun to play with!
[05:42] Kaede
If only Momiji would grow hers out, too.
[05:46] Mahiro
Th-That aside, Kaede-chan.
[05:48] Mahiro
How come you're here?
[05:51] Kaede
Oh, crap...
[05:52] Mihari
Kaede!
[05:54] Mihari
That's the exact same page
I left you on earlier.
[05:56] Kaede
Sorry, teach!
[05:58] Kaede
I took a break and got sidetracked.
[06:00] Mahiro
Oh, Mihari's tutoring again.
[06:01] Kaede
What question was I on again?
[06:20] Mahiro
You're such a good student, Kaede-chan!
[06:23] Kaede
What? Not by a long shot!
[06:25] Kaede
Lately, I've been working a lot.
[06:26] Mahiro
What do you need the
money for? A motorcycle?
[06:29] Kaede
Don't be silly! That's
something a boy would want!
[06:32] Kaede
A girl's gotta stock up on
the essentials, you know?
[06:35] Kaede
And clothes can get pretty expensive.
[06:37] Mahiro
Oh, really...
[06:38] Mihari
Don't gimme that.
[06:41] Kaede
I also kinda wanna get
a facial someday, too.
[06:45] Mihari
Really?
[06:46] Mihari
But you're far too young
to be thinking about that.
[06:48] Kaede
And that's where you're wrong, like always!
[06:50] Mahiro
Mhmm, mhmm.
[06:50] Kaede
You have to start taking measures
while you're still young.
[06:52] Kaede
If you want healthy skin, you
have to take good care of it!
[06:56] Kaede
Like by giving yourself a lymphatic
massage, for instance.
[07:01] Kaede
Oh, I know!
[07:02] Kaede
How about I give you a little
hands-on experience?
[07:05] Kaede
It'll be my gift to you
for helping me study.
[07:13] Kaede
First things first, the collarbone.
[07:17] Mahiro
This feels a little awkward...
[07:20] Kaede
I know. Just relax, okay?
[07:24] Mahiro
Oh, my...
[07:26] Mahiro
Miyo-chan would kill to be a
fly on the wall right now.
[07:27] Kaede
Now, we work from the chest
down below the arms.
[07:31] Mihari
C'mon, that tickles!
[07:33] ---
Whoa!
[07:35] Kaede
Then from the lower back down to the sides.
[07:39] Mihari
That actually feels really nice.
[07:42] Kaede
And for the lower body...
[07:44] Kaede
you mustn't forget to work the inner thighs.
[07:46] Mihari
What?!
[07:47] Mihari
You can't be serious!
[07:49] Kaede
Like here, for example.
[08:01] Kaede
Phew, now you're all set!
[08:04] Mihari
You have a knack for this, Kaede.
[08:06] Kaede
You think so?
[08:08] Kaede
It doesn't feel that great
when I do it on myself.
[08:10] Kaede
Maybe it feels better when
someone does it for you.
[08:12] Mahiro
Shh...
[08:16] Kaede
Now then, you're up next, Mahiro-chan.
[08:19] Mahiro
No way! Forget it! It's way too dirty!
[08:22] Kaede
Now, now. Don't be shy.
[08:25] Kaede
I'll even throw in a special
service for a fuller bust!
[08:28] Mahiro
A-A fuller what?
[08:32] Mahiro
Wh-Whoa!
[08:33] Mahiro
Stop, I'm serious!
[08:35] Mahiro
I said stop!
[08:46] Mahiro
You know what? My body does
feel less tense after that.
[08:50] Kaede
Right?
[08:51] Mihari
You could do this for a living, Kaede.
[08:53] Mihari
Like an aesthetician or something.
[08:55] Kaede
You think so?
[08:57] Kaede
I have considered it before.
[08:59] Kaede
Maybe I'll do some more practice
on Momiji when I get back home.
[09:02] Momiji
Onee-chan!
[09:04] Mahiro & Mihari
Please tell me you won't!
[09:08] Sign
ONIMAI
[09:08] Kaede
Onimai.
[09:11] Mihari
Onii-chan!
[09:15] Mahiro
Huh?
[09:18] Mihari
Here, take these.
[09:23] Mahiro
Chocolate?
[09:24] Mihari
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day!
[09:27] Mahiro
Oh!
[09:28] Mahiro
It doesn't count when you
get it from family, though.
[09:31] Mahiro
Besides, isn't this a little much?
[09:33] Mihari
H-Hey, wait a sec! Don't eat it!
[09:36] Mihari
You're supposed to be giving
them out this year, remember?
[09:40] Mahiro
What?
[09:50] Mahiro
I can't believe I have to hand out
all this chocolate to stupid boys.
[09:55] Momiji
Oh! Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[09:58] Mahiro
Good morning, Momiji.
[10:01] Momiji
Here, this is for you!
[10:05] Mahiro
Oh, wow! Thanks so much!
[10:10] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:11] Mahiro
Oh, right!
[10:14] Mahiro
Here, this is yours!
[10:17] Momiji
Yay, you're the best!
[10:20] Mahiro
I forgot friends give them
to each other too!
[10:22] Mahiro
Mihari really thought of everything.
[10:25] Kaede
While we're at it, here's some from me too.
[10:29] Kaede
Enjoy!
[10:32] Mahiro
Valentine's Day rules!
[10:35] Kaede
They're both homemade, by the way!
[10:38] Kaede
Momiji and I made them together!
[10:40] Kaede
She's never asked to make them together.
It made me so happy.
[10:44] Kaede
C'mon! You weren't supposed to tell her!
[10:48] Mahiro
Homemade chocolates...
[10:58] Asahi
Here, Mahiron! I brought you chocolate!
[11:01] Miyo
I brought you some too!
[11:04] Mahiro
Why, thank you. Much obliged.
[11:09] Mahiro
Now, a token of my gratitude.
[11:11] Asahi
Thanks!
[11:13] Miyo
Thank you!
[11:15] Mahiro
Man, this trading system
means everyone's happy, huh?
[11:19] Asahi
Plus, you get to try all sorts
of chocolate this way, too!
[11:22] Miyo
Right?
[11:23] Mahiro
Exactly!
[11:24] Momiji
You two are such gluttons.
[11:30] Mai
C'mon, let's trade!
[11:31] Miyako
So yummy!
[11:32] Mai
Right?
[11:34] Mahiro
I suppose I do have some
chocolate left over.
[11:37] Mahiro
All right!
[11:38] Mahiro
Here you go!
[11:39] Mahiro
Here, take this!
[11:40] Mahiro
You too!
[11:42] Mahiro
And you, and you as well!
[11:48] Mahiro
I'm up to my ears!
[11:50] Mahiro
Look at me! I'm living the dream!
[11:52] Mahiro
This would never happen
if I were still a boy.
[12:00] Mahiro
Yikes... It's hell on earth.
[12:03] Tomoya
Valentine's Day, am I right?
[12:04] Mahiro
What sad little creatures.
[12:06] Takeshi
Just a marketing ploy...
[12:07] Makoto
I'm not a huge sweet tooth, anyway.
[12:07] Mahiro
But I know exactly how they feel.
[12:10] Mahiro
I guess it can't hurt.
[12:13] Mahiro
How's it goin', gents?
[12:15] Yuuta
Huh?
[12:17] Mahiro
Here! You can have this!
[12:22] Mahiro
From one classmate to another.
[12:24] Mahiro
Totally platonic.
[12:26] Yuuta
F-Fine, I guess I can take it.
[12:29] Minato
N-Not that we're happy about it or anything.
[12:32] Mahiro
These two are actually pretty cute.
[12:35] Mahiro
No need to return the favor, okay?
[12:43] Mahiro
Wha—?!
[12:44] Zombie Makoto
I-I want some too!
[12:46] Zombie Tomoya
Me too!
[12:48] Mahiro
What are you guys, zombies?!
[12:50] Zombies
I actually am a sweet tooth...
[12:52] Mahiro
I'm all out! That was the last one!
[12:56] Zombie Makoto
Hand it over!
[12:57] Zombie Takeshi
Give it to me!
[13:00] Yuuta
H-Hey, stay back!
[13:09] Satsuki
Just ignore them, Oyama-san.
Boys are idiots.
[13:13] Minori
Those jerks.
[13:23] Mahiro
I guess this is the one day I'm
actually glad to be a girl.
[13:30] Mahiro
I really need to thank Mihari somehow.
[13:32] Commercial
It's February 14th. In other
words, Valentine's Day!
[13:35] Commercial
It's time to give chocolate to that
special someone in your life!
[13:39] Commercial
In stores today, we have all
sorts of confections on offer!
[13:41] Sign
Valentine's Day Fair
[13:41] Sign
Thank You
[13:41] Sign
Chocolate
[13:41] Sign
Thank You
[13:41] Sign
Candy
[13:43] Commercial
Choose from our special thank-you
line to express your gratitude!
[13:47] Mahiro
I'm home!
[13:51] Mihari
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[13:53] Mihari
How'd it go?
[13:55] Mahiro
Check it! I'm set for life!
[13:58] Mihari
Wow, aren't you lucky?
[14:02] Mihari
Here's some from me, too.
[14:06] Mihari
Here!
[14:07] Mihari
Since the stuff I gave you
this morning was for school.
[14:10] Mahiro
Hey, one more for the pile!
[14:13] Mahiro
Then I'll give you yours now, too.
[14:17] Mahiro
Here!
[14:26] Mihari
Warn me next time, you dummy!
[14:32] Mahiro
You're such a crybaby!
[14:37] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:37] Mahiro
Onimai.
[14:40] Sign
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[14:41] Mai & Miyako
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[14:43] Sign
Books
[14:43] Sign
Opening Hours
[14:53] Employee
Have a nice day!
[14:56] Mahiro
Stupid Mihari.
[14:57] Mahiro
She's got me running errands for
her left and right these days.
[15:01] Mahiro
Still, I haven't been in this
store in a while, huh?
[15:16] Sign
CYLCIA=CODE
[15:16] Sign
The Monsters
in Class 1-A
[15:25] Sign
Masamune-kun's
Revenge
[15:26] Mahiro
Online shopping is convenient and all,
[15:28] Mahiro
but it's nice to visit an
actual store for a change.
[15:39] Mahiro
I can't go traipsing into
that section anymore, huh?
[15:42] Mahiro
Those books got me through
some tough times, though.
[15:45] Mahiro
Life wouldn't be the same without porn.
[15:50] Yuuta
Okay, okay! Hurry up!
[15:53] Minato
R-Right...
[15:54] Mahiro
Aren't those boys in my class?
[15:57] Mahiro
They're growing up so fast!
[15:59] Yuuta
Okay, I'll go in first. You stand watch.
[16:00] Mahiro
It's only natural boys their
age would be curious.
[16:01] Minato
Wait, won't that look even more suspicious?
[16:02] Mahiro
They have a lot of guts even coming here.
[16:05] Mahiro
Let's just pretend I never saw them...
[16:12] Mahiro
Oh, crap!
[16:20] Mahiro
Wait, you guys!
[16:22] Mahiro
I feel so bad.
[16:25] Mahiro
Still, I'd have done
the same if a girl saw me.
[16:28] Mahiro
Never mind.
[16:30] Mahiro
Maybe I'll leave a book for them
to find somewhere near the school.
[16:34] Miyo
Mahiro-chan?
[16:35] Mahiro
Hm?
[16:38] Mahiro
And you are?
[16:40] Miyo
C'mon! It's me, silly!
[16:44] Mahiro
Miyo-chan!
[16:45] Mahiro
What's with the disguise?
[16:47] Miyo
I didn't know you were into those
kinds of books, Mahiro-chan.
[16:50] Mahiro
I-I'm not, I swear!
[16:52] Mahiro
I just happened to be
walking by, that's all!
[16:56] Miyo
Oh, really?
[16:58] Miyo
I thought you might be a BL-loving fujoshi.
[17:00] Mahiro
That's what you meant?!
[17:03] Mahiro
Is that what you're into, then, Miyo-chan?
[17:05] Miyo
N-No way! I'm not! Not those ones...
[17:09] Miyo
Actually... Don't tell anyone this, but...
[17:14] Mahiro
Sure.
[17:15] Miyo
I'm more interested in the
ones about two girls.
[17:19] Mahiro
Tell me something I didn't know!
[17:21] Miyo
You can't tell anyone, okay?
[17:23] Mahiro
Wait, really?
[17:24] Mahiro
Since when have you been hiding it?
[17:26] Miyo
What are you into, then, Mahiro-chan?
[17:29] Mahiro
I'd say I'm more of a noncon—
[17:31] Mahiro
Scratch that!
[17:32] Mahiro
I've actually just been reading
a lot of shonen manga lately.
[17:36] Mahiro
But I'd be open to yuri manga, I guess.
[17:39] Miyo
Then say no more...
[17:41] Miyo
Take this!
[17:42] Sign
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:42] Sign
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:42] Miyo
And this!
[17:43] Sign
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
Whisper Me a Love Song
[17:43] Sign
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:43] Sign
I'm in Love with the Villainess?!
[17:43] Miyo
I recommend this one, too!
[17:44] Sign
Yurifuwa Girls
[17:48] Mahiro
She's trying to lure me
down the rabbit hole!
[17:52] Sign
Yurifuwa Girls
[17:52] Sign
Secret Love Idols
[17:55] Sign
Books
[17:55] Employee
Have a nice day!
[17:59] Mahiro
We bought the shop out, huh?
[18:01] Miyo
Tell me what you think when
you're done reading them, okay?
[18:07] Mahiro
I wonder why you felt the
need to put on a disguise.
[18:10] Mahiro
It's not like you were
buying anything indecent.
[18:13] Miyo
You know, I'm glad.
[18:14] Miyo
I was worried you'd get weirded out by me.
[18:18] Mahiro
Everyone's tastes are different, you know?
[18:21] Mahiro
No one should feel the need
to hide the things they like.
[18:24] Mahiro
You've got nothing to be ashamed of!
[18:27] Miyo
Okay!
[18:31] Mahiro
What a sweet aroma!
[18:34] Mahiro
Something smells good!
[18:41] Miyo
Oh, it's a crêpe stand!
[18:44] Miyo
They seem to be really popular lately.
[18:46] Mahiro
Really? I don't think I've ever tried one.
[18:49] Miyo
You're kidding!
[18:51] Miyo
Then how about I treat you
to one just this once?
[18:54] Miyo
In exchange for your silence, of course.
[19:03] Mahiro
Sho good!
[19:06] Mahiro
I love you, Miyo-chan!
[19:08] Miyo
You're such a kidder!
[19:10] Mahiro
Oh, wanna try a bite of mine?
[19:13] Mahiro
It's banana!
[19:14] Miyo
Huh?!
[19:15] Miyo
Oh, um... If you're offering...
[19:26] Momiji
What are you two doing?!
[19:31] Momiji
My bad! Here, drink this!
[19:34] Mahiro
H-Hey, Momiji.
[19:36] Mahiro
We just happened to bump into each
other at the bookstore, is all.
[19:41] Momiji
Aw, no fair!
[19:43] Momiji
I'm gonna go buy a crêpe, too!
[19:47] Miyo
What was I thinking?
[19:48] Miyo
It's so unlike me to do something like that.
[19:53] Mahiro
You're not gonna get one too, Asahi?
[19:55] Asahi
Nope, I'm broke!
[19:58] Momiji
I'm back!
[20:00] Mahiro
That was quick.
[20:01] Momiji
Here, Mahiro-chan! Have a bite of mine!
[20:15] Momiji
All right, quit drooling.
[20:18] Momiji
Here.
[20:20] Mahiro
Wanna try mine, too?
[20:22] Asahi
Are you sure?!
[20:23] Asahi
I'll never forget this, you guys!
[20:32] Momiji
Well, doesn't she look happy?
[20:33] Mahiro
Isn't it yummy?
[20:37] Mahiro
Oh, hey, do you prefer banana or strawberry?
[20:39] Miyo
It was touch and go there, but...
[20:39] Momiji
I like them both!
[20:42] Miyo
I prefer being the observer, after all.
[20:46] Mahiro
Just try to control yourself when
real people are involved, okay?
[20:51] Miyo
R-Right...
[20:53] Momiji
Hm?
[20:59] Sign
Math
[21:02] Yuuta & Minato
O-Oyama?!
[21:07] Mahiro
Wh-What is it?!
[21:10] Minato
U-Um, about what you saw yesterday...
[21:15] Mahiro
Oh!
[21:16] Mahiro
You mean at the bookstore?
[21:18] Minato
W-We were just discussing the optimal
layout for the store, you see?
[21:23] Minato
Right?
[21:24] Mahiro
Th-The what now?
[21:26] Yuuta
L-Like where the partitions
should go and stuff.
[21:29] Minato
Yeah, right, that!
[21:30] Mahiro
It's all right. I get it.
[21:32] Mahiro
Don't worry.
[21:33] Mahiro
I'm not gonna go around
telling everybody, so relax.
[21:38] Mahiro
In fact, how about I show you
guys a little something later?
[21:43] Yuuta & Minato
A little... something?
[21:51] Mahiro
Wait! Don't get the wrong idea!
[21:54] Mahiro
What am I, some...
[21:55] Mahiro
brazen hussy?!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro Pretties Up
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Hitomi Kariya
[23:38] Girls
See you next time!
E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up
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[00:00] Boy
Here goes nothing!
[00:10] Sign
Highly Accurate
[00:10] Sign
Astrology
[00:15] Minori
My horoscope today sucks!
[00:18] Mai
Your lucky color's red, it says.
[00:20] Miyako
You can have my red pen, if you want.
[00:22] Mahiro
The fortune-telling boom
is upon us, it seems.
[00:25] Mahiro
Girls are really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Nodoka
Hey!
[00:31] Nodoka
Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
[00:34] Nodoka
Be careful not to oversleep
today, Sagittarius.
[00:38] Nodoka
You may lose something important to you.
[00:42] Mahiro
Its power...
[00:44] Mahiro
It's greater than I feared.
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:03] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:09] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
[02:27] Mihari
You're reading an astrology book?
[02:30] Mahiro
Hm?
[02:31] Mahiro
You wanna take a look?
[02:33] Mahiro
Here.
[02:40] Mihari
I suppose girls are quite
fond of these, huh?
[02:43] Mahiro
I-It's not that!
[02:45] Mahiro
It's been all the rage at school lately,
[02:47] Mahiro
so I just wanted to see what
all the fuss was about!
[02:49] Mihari
Sure, sounds plausible to me.
[02:51] Mahiro
Gimme a break!
[02:53] Mahiro
Honestly, you don't even know
what I'm going through.
[02:57] Mahiro
Oh, hey!
[02:58] Mahiro
While you're here, why
don't I read out yours?
[03:01] Mahiro
Let's see. You were born
in April, so that means...
[03:06] Mihari
Stop right there.
[03:07] Mihari
I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
[03:09] Mahiro
Aw, you're no fun!
[03:11] Mihari
Why don't you try reading
another sign's horoscope?
[03:15] Mihari
I bet you it'll still apply.
[03:20] Mihari
Stuff like that is so generic.
[03:22] Mihari
All they do is write things
that could apply to anyone.
[03:26] Mihari
Like "you have a serious side to you,"
[03:28] Mihari
or "there's something weighing on you."
[03:31] Mihari
It's called the Barnum effect.
[03:33] Mahiro
Hang on, what's this?
[03:35] Mahiro
To those born in the month of April,
[03:37] Mahiro
try to avoid being overly
argumentative today.
[03:39] Mahiro
You may be annoying the people around you.
[03:42] Mahiro
See? It's got you pegged!
[03:44] Mihari
L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
[03:49] Mihari
An important occasion is
right around the corner.
[03:51] Mihari
You may be in for a surprise or two.
[03:55] Mahiro
An important occasion?
[03:57] Mahiro
Was there something coming up?
[03:58] Mahiro
Huh? Surely it's talking about—
[04:03] Mahiro
Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Mahiro
Wha?
[04:11] Momiji
Hello, Mahiro-chan.
[04:12] Mahiro
Hey, Momi— ji?
[04:18] Mahiro
M-Momiji, have you finally
gone to the dark side?
[04:22] Momiji
It said an eyepatch would
bring me luck today.
[04:25] Mahiro
That's a safety risk! Take it off!
[04:31] Miyo
Death in the upright position.
[04:34] Miyo
Asahi-chan...
[04:36] Miyo
Your death is nigh.
[04:38] Asahi
Dun-Dun-Duuun!
[04:43] Mahiro
This one's fishy, too.
[04:45] Mahiro
Each one's more absurd than the last.
[04:48] Mahiro
They're all just at that age, I guess.
[04:51] Mahiro
Bless their souls.
[04:52] Miyo
Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
[04:54] Mahiro
Yikes!
[04:56] Mahiro
H-Hey, guys!
[04:58] Mahiro
How about we all do one that's
a little more light-hearted?
[05:01] Mahiro
Light-hearted? Like what?
[05:03] Mahiro
Like... Um...
[05:05] Mahiro
I didn't think this far.
[05:07] Mahiro
I swear there was something
in that book yesterday...
[05:11] Mahiro
Oh!
[05:12] Mahiro
How about animal horoscopes?!
[05:13] Mahiro
It's about finding out which animal
best fits your personality!
[05:16] Momiji
Cool! That sounds fun!
[05:19] Mahiro
No clue how you're supposed
to do that, though.
[05:21] Mahiro
Guess I'll just have to improvise.
[05:23] Mahiro
Well, then, Asahi's always
bubbly and outgoing.
[05:26] Mahiro
A dog fits her pretty
well, don't you think?
[05:30] Asahi
Woof, woof!
[05:31] Momiji
I totally see it!
[05:33] Mahiro
And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
maybe a bunny rabbit?
[05:37] Miyo
Hoppity-hop!
[05:37] Miyo
Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
[05:39] Mahiro
Kinda fits with her seemingly
constant arousal, too.
[05:42] Mahiro
For Momiji, I'd say...
[05:44] Mahiro
A kokeshi doll?
[05:45] SFX
Koke.
[05:46] Momiji
Huh?
[05:46] Mahiro
Scratch that! Um...
[05:49] Mahiro
What about a bear?
[05:50] Mahiro
Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
[05:53] Momiji
Aw, you really think so?
[05:55] Asahi
Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
[05:59] Miyo
What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
[06:02] Miyo
Let's see...
[06:03] Miyo
Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
[06:05] Miyo
with a loving soul and a big heart,
[06:07] Miyo
nothing fits me better
than the mighty elephant!
[06:12] Miyo
Something wrong?
[06:13] Momiji
Nope! Nothing at all!
[06:14] Momiji
I know!
[06:16] Momiji
Can I try something next?
[06:18] Momiji
It's just a normal horoscope
reading, though.
[06:20] Mahiro
Oh? I'm down!
[06:22] Momiji
All right...
[06:25] Momiji
Could you tell me your birthday, then?
[06:28] Momiji
This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!
[06:30] Momiji
Reading your horoscope is merely a façade
to get you to tell me your birthday!
[06:34] Momiji
Then I can surprise you when the day comes!
[06:36] Momiji
It's absolutely foolproof!
[06:38] Mahiro
Oh, right, my birthday.
[06:40] Mahiro
Umm, it's March...
[06:44] Mahiro
Oh, it's today, actually.
[06:47] Girls
It is?!
[06:48] Girls
H-Happy birthday!
[06:57] Mahiro
I'm home!
[06:59] Mihari
Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
[07:01] Mihari
You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
[07:04] Mihari
I guess horoscopes have
their uses, after all.
[07:08] Mahiro
Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
[07:11] Mihari
Talk about forced!
[07:12] Mahiro
I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
[07:15] Mihari
Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
[07:19] Mahiro
Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
[07:22] Mahiro
Feels weird to say I'm a year
older when I look like this.
[07:25] Mihari
How many candles should I put on it?
[07:28] Mahiro
That's a good question.
[07:32] Sign
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] Girls
Onimai.
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:40] Mahiro
Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
[07:43] Momiji
U-Uh...
[07:44] Momiji
Sorry, I can't today.
[07:45] Mahiro
Huh. Okay, then.
[07:47] Mahiro
In that case... Miyo-chan!
[07:49] Miyo
I can't either, actually...
[07:51] Mahiro
Huh?
[07:52] Momiji
That was close.
[07:54] Momiji
I'll see you then, okay?
[07:55] Miyo
Sure!
[07:56] Mahiro
Wait!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji
Let's throw her a birthday party!
[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji
It'll be a surprise!
[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji
We'll plan everything in secret,
so she doesn't find out.
[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi
But Mahiron's birthday
already passed, didn't it?
[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji
Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
this over nothing at all.
[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji
I know I would, if it were me.
[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi
You've got a point.
[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji
Besides, this way she definitely
won't see it coming.
[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji
Who would suspect a surprise party
when it's not even their birthday?
[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo
She sounds like some
iron-fisted TV producer.
[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji
Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji
And don't say a word about it
to her until this weekend!
[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi
Yes, ma'am!
[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo
Okay!
[08:36] Mahiro
Or something along those lines, right?
[08:38] Mahiro
It's totally cliché!
[08:39] Mahiro
Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
idea and get all depressed about it.
[08:43] Mahiro
But an experienced fellow, such as
myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
[08:48] Mahiro
Well, if it isn't Asahi!
[08:50] Mahiro
Come on now, spill the beans.
[08:51] Mahiro
I already know what's going on.
[08:55] Asahi
Stay away from me!
[08:57] Asahi
I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
[09:05] Mahiro
It's all over.
[09:23] Mihari
Onii-chan?
[09:27] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[09:28] Mihari
Enough! It's time to get up!
[09:35] Mahiro
But I don't wanna!
[09:36] Mihari
Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
[09:40] Mihari
Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
[09:43] Mihari
Have a little more confidence in yourself.
[09:47] Mihari
See? That's them now.
[10:00] Mahiro
We're under attack!
[10:08] Girls
Happy birthday!
[10:12] Girls
Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
[10:17] Miyo
Guess we can call this a success, then.
[10:19] Asahi
Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
[10:22] Momiji
Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
[10:24] Momiji
We knew if we let her, she'd just
end up spilling everything.
[10:27] Mahiro
Gotcha...
[10:33] Momiji
Here you go.
[10:34] Momiji
This present's from me.
[10:37] Mahiro
Wow, thank you!
[10:40] Miyo
I got you a book I thought
you might like, too.
[10:42] Miyo
Don't open it until later, okay?
[10:44] Mahiro
Oh, of course...
[10:46] Asahi
And I got you...
[10:48] Asahi
This!
[10:49] Sign
Anything-You-Want Ticket
[10:51] Mahiro
Yup, I should've known.
[10:53] Asahi
You can use that to get us
all to do something for you!
[10:57] Girls
Huh?!
[10:59] Mahiro
That's quite the tough call to make...
[11:02] Mahiro
Hmm...
[11:05] Mahiro
Well, how about this?
[11:08] Mahiro
I hope you'll all stay friends
with me from here on out!
[11:19] Asahi
No...
[11:20] Asahi
Not like that.
[11:23] Asahi
You know, like... something more practical!
[11:26] Mahiro
Aww...
[11:27] Mahiro
I really thought you'd
be satisfied with that.
[11:30] Mahiro
A shoulder massage, then?
Would that make you happy?
[11:33] Sign
Anything-You-Want Ticket
[11:33] Asahi
Coming right up!
[11:37] Asahi
Rub, rub, rub.
[11:38] Asahi
Rubba-dub-dub.
[11:40] Momiji
Honestly...
[11:40] Asahi
You're so stiff, you know?
[11:41] Mahiro
R-Really?
[11:44] Momiji
This one's from all of us!
[11:47] Momiji
Ta-da!
[11:48] Sign
Happy Birthday
[11:49] Momiji
We baked a cake for you!
[11:52] Mahiro
Wow!
[11:54] Miyo
It's a fruit cake! My idea!
[11:57] Mahiro
Oh...
[11:59] Mahiro
Is it safe to eat?
[12:01] Momiji
It's okay. My sister supervised.
[12:04] Mahiro
Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
[12:07] Momiji
Your wish is my command!
[12:14] Momiji
Now, open wide!
[12:20] Mahiro
Delicious!
[12:21] Momiji
I'm glad you like it!
[12:23] Mihari
Here's some iced tea.
[12:25] Mahiro
Man, I'm thirsty.
[12:27] Miyo
Here you go!
[12:28] Miyo
Your drink, as requested.
[12:30] Mahiro
Turn on the TV for me, would you?
[12:32] Mihari
I'm part of this, too?
[12:36] Miyo
There's more if you want it.
[12:39] Asahi
Mahiro-sama.
[12:40] Mahiro
I need the restroom.
[12:41] Asahi
I'll go for you!
[12:42] Asahi
Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
[12:49] Asahi
C'mon, get out already!
[12:51] Mihari
That's karma for you.
[12:57] Mahiro
I would have loved it if
Kaede-chan were here too.
[13:01] Momiji
I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
[13:04] Momiji
Whoops, I forgot!
[13:06] Momiji
She wanted me to give you her present!
[13:08] Momiji
Here!
[13:09] Mahiro
Kaede-chan's the best!
[13:11] Mahiro
What could it be, I wonder...
[13:14] Mahiro
Hm?
[13:15] Sign
Mahiro-chan
[13:15] Sign
Happy Birthday
[13:15] Sign
Try dolling yourself up a bit
[13:15] Sign
Love, Kaede
[13:15] Kaede
Mahiro-chan!
[13:16] Kaede
Happy birthday!
[13:18] Kaede
Try dolling yourself up a bit!
[13:20] Kaede
Love, Kaede.
[13:22] Miyo
What a nice lip balm!
[13:24] Miyo
It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
[13:27] Mahiro
Y-Yeah...
[13:31] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka
Onimai.
[13:35] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:35] Satsuki & Minori
Onimai.
[13:52] Mihari
Oh, my...
[13:54] Mihari
How precious...
[13:55] Mahiro
Huh?!
[13:56] Mahiro
I-It's not what you think!
[13:58] Mahiro
I just thought it'd be rude of
me if I didn't use it, you know?
[14:01] Mihari
Right, of course!
[14:02] Mihari
If that's what you've been telling yourself!
[14:06] Mahiro
What's her problem?
[14:21] Momiji
Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[14:24] Kaede
Morning!
[14:25] Mahiro
Good morning!
[14:32] Mahiro
What's up?
[14:33] Momiji
It's just, you seem more
grown-up today somehow.
[14:37] Mahiro
Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
[14:43] Kaede
Aha!
[14:44] Kaede
You're wearing the tinted
lip balm I gave you!
[14:46] Mahiro
Yup.
[14:48] Kaede
You know? The lip balm I
got her for her birthday.
[14:50] Momiji
Oh!
[14:52] Mahiro
Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
[14:55] Mahiro
but I thought it'd be rude if I
didn't try it on at least once.
[14:59] Kaede
Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
[15:02] Kaede
I've always thought you
had such lovely features!
[15:10] Kaede
Should you ever want to
give makeup another try,
[15:12] Kaede
just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
[15:15] Mahiro
O-Okay...
[15:17] Kaede
You're so cute!
[15:19] Kaede
I knew this color would suit you.
[15:20] Momiji
Onee-chan!
[15:22] Kaede
Okay, okay.
[15:23] Kaede
Be careful at school, though, okay?
[15:27] Kaede
Though the color's pretty faint,
so I think you should be fine.
[15:41] Miyako
That color's so pretty!
[15:43] Satsuki
It's so cute! What brand is it?
[15:46] Mahiro
Here.
[15:47] Girl
Let me see, let me see!
[15:49] Girl
Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:51] Momiji
C'mon, guys! Back it up!
[15:53] Mai
Oh, my bad!
[15:57] Mahiro
You're my hero!
[16:00] Mahiro
I'm still not used to
talking to trendy girls...
[16:03] Momiji
They're really sweet once
you get to know them.
[16:05] Momiji
Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
[16:10] Miyo
Kids our age like dressing
up a little, you know?
[16:13] Asahi
I couldn't care less about that stuff!
[16:15] Miyo
Did you really have to contradict me?
[16:23] Mahiro
I couldn't care less either, of course.
[16:27] Mahiro
But it does feel nice to have them
fawning over me like this.
[16:39] Mahiro
Does putting on a little lip tint really
warrant this much attention, though?
[16:43] Mahiro
Girls have such a keen eye.
[16:46] Yuuta
O-Oyama!
[16:48] Mahiro
Wha?
[16:49] Mahiro
Hold up! Not the boys, too?!
[16:52] Mahiro
Huh?
[16:54] Yuuta
H-Here's your chocolate.
[16:56] Minato
You know? Since it's White Day.
[16:59] Mahiro
Oh, that's why...
[17:01] Mahiro
It is White Day, huh?
[17:03] Mahiro
I said you didn't have to, though!
[17:06] Mahiro
Still, I'd be the last one
to turn down chocolate.
[17:08] Yuuta
S-Sure...
[17:23] Mahiro
So...
[17:25] Mahiro
Was there anything else?
[17:27] Yuuta & Minato
Wha?!
[17:28] Yuuta & Minato
Um...
[17:33] Yuuta & Minato
W-We'll go get you something better!
[17:36] Satsuki
Boys are so dense sometimes.
[17:38] Minori
Those jerks.
[17:41] Mahiro
Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
[17:45] Momiji
Mahiro-chan!
[17:46] Momiji
You're on class duty today, remember?
[17:48] Momiji
You need to go pick up the class log.
[17:50] Mahiro
Oh, no, I forgot!
[17:52] Sign
Faculty Office
[17:55] Sign
Japanese
[17:55] Sign
Class Log
[17:56] Mari
Here you go.
[17:57] Mahiro
Sorry I'm late.
[18:00] Mari
You made it before assembly, so you're good.
[18:03] Mari
Hang on.
[18:04] Mari
Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
[18:06] Mari
It looks so natural on you.
[18:08] Mahiro
Oh, could you tell?
[18:11] Mahiro
I've been the talk of the
class since this morning!
[18:13] Mari
But wearing makeup is against school rules.
[18:16] Mari
It's faint, so I'd like to
let you off the hook, but...
[18:21] Mari
I understand the desire to make
yourself look pretty, of course.
[18:25] Mari
You are a young lady, after all.
[18:27] Mahiro
Oh... Uh...
[18:28] Mari
But you don't have to worry.
[18:30] Mari
You're a pretty girl just
as you are, Oyama-san.
[18:34] Mari
And we must look respectable at school.
[18:36] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am.
[18:37] Mari
Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
[18:39] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am...
[18:46] Mahiro
I can't believe she treated me
like one of the trendy girls!
[18:49] Mahiro
I think it's perfectly respectable!
[18:52] Mahiro
This is pure authoritarianism!
[18:53] Mahiro
What about self-expression?!
[18:59] Momiji
Yeah, I know. And get this...
[19:01] Momiji
Oh, welcome back!
[19:03] Miyo
Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
[19:05] Mahiro
U-Um...
[19:07] Mai
Oh, no...
[19:08] Mai
Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
[19:11] Miyako
She doesn't look it, but
she can be pretty strict.
[19:15] Mai
Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
[19:17] Miyako
So true!
[19:20] Mahiro
Right?!
[19:21] Mahiro
It's so unfair!
[19:23] Girls
Right?
[19:26] Boy
Are you serious?
[19:28] Yuuta
That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
[19:31] Minato
Girls are so hard to please...
[19:35] Takeshi
You idiots!
[19:36] Tomoya
You messed up big.
[19:37] Makoto
Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
[19:41] Takeshi
You could've at least gotten
her a luxury brand!
[19:43] Makoto
That's what I was gonna say!
[19:44] Takeshi
What were you thinking?
[19:47] Satsuki
Boys are so...
[19:48] Minori
...childish.
[19:59] Mihari
Mahiro-chan?
[20:02] Mihari
You're not gonna put on makeup today?
[20:05] Mahiro
Knock it off, will ya?!
[20:07] Mahiro
What about you?!
[20:08] Mahiro
You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
[20:10] Mahiro
Why don't you spruce
yourself up for a change?!
[20:13] Mihari
C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
[20:16] Mihari
How many more times do I have to say it?
[20:18] Mihari
I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
[20:21] Mihari
And I'd hate for
people to think I'm vain.
[20:24] Mahiro
Welp, that was your last chance.
[20:27] Mahiro
There's no other way.
[20:29] Mahiro
Sensei! Do what must be done!
[20:32] Kaede
Leave it to me!
[20:35] Mihari
H-Have you been there this whole time?!
[20:40] Kaede
C'mon, just roll with it!
[20:42] Mihari
No! No way! I refuse!
[20:53] Kaede
I'm sorry, Mihari.
[20:57] Kaede
It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
[21:01] Kaede
I wish we could hang out and do more
teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
[21:06] Mihari
Kaede...
[21:08] Mihari
Oh, all right, then.
[21:10] Mihari
Go on, knock yourself out.
[21:12] Kaede
You're the best.
[21:16] Mahiro
True friendship.
[21:22] Kaede
There! All done!
[21:25] Kaede
You look gorgeous, Mihari!
[21:33] Mihari
This is like, totally weird!
[21:38] Mihari & Kaede
Yay!
[21:42] Mahiro
This cannot be allowed to continue!
[21:45] Kaede
Aw, don't say that.
[21:46] Kaede
How about you join in on
the fun, Mahiro-chan?
[21:55] Mihari & Kaede
Yay!
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Namori
[23:38] Kaede & Mihari
See you next time!
E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister
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[00:08] Asahi
Wow!
[00:11] Asahi
It's amazing!
[00:13] Miyo
It's so pretty!
[00:20] Mahiro
We finally made it...
[00:22] Kaede
That was quite the trip, huh?
[00:24] Mahiro
I'm exhausted.
[00:26] Kaede
How 'bout we get checked in
so we can go veg out?
[00:29] Mahiro
Sounds like a plan!
[00:30] Mihari
You really have a way with her, huh?
[00:37] Asahi
Look, I made a faceprint!
[00:40] Kaede
Hang on! Hold that pose!
[00:41] Kaede
Everybody get in, get in!
[00:43] Mahiro
They all seem so hyped.
[00:45] Mihari
I mean, look at the snow.
Can you blame them?
[00:47] Mahiro
Yeah, I guess not.
[00:49] Momiji
Jeez... Asahi! Let's get a move on!
[00:58] Momiji
What's up, Mahiro-chan?
[01:00] Mahiro
Oh, nothing!
[01:03] Mahiro
Shall we get going?
[01:05] Momiji
Sure!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:28] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:34] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #12 Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[02:43] Asahi
So, guys!
[02:44] Asahi
It's almost spring break, you know?!
[02:47] Miyo
It'd be nice if we could
go someplace together.
[02:49] Momiji
That reminds me. Didn't we talk about
that kinda thing on Halloween?
[02:54] Mahiro
Huh? That was still on the table?
[02:58] Kaede
An onsen would be a nice change
of pace, don't you think?
[03:01] Mihari
It does sound nice.
[03:03] Miyo
I'd like to go too!
[03:05] Asahi
Me three!
[03:07] Kaede
Okey-dokey!
[03:09] Kaede
How about this one?
[03:10] Momiji
Wow! That looks nice!
[03:11] Mihari
It really does!
[03:12] Miyo
It looks wonderful!
[03:13] Kaede
Right?
[03:14] Mihari
It's perfect.
[03:14] Momiji
It's so pretty.
[03:15] Asahi
I wanna try that!
[03:16] Momiji
You're happy going here
too, right, Mahiro-chan?
[03:16] Miyo
It looks delicious.
[03:19] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:23] Mahiro
And so with that...
[03:25] Mahiro
Before I could even blink,
[03:27] Mahiro
we were packing our bags for a
one-night stay at the onsen.
[03:31] Kaede
Look, there it is!
[03:41] Sign
Tsukimi Inn
[03:44] Hostess
Welcome, and thank you for choosing our inn.
[03:47] Mihari
Thanks so much for having us!
[03:50] Everyone
Thanks for having us!
[03:52] Hostess
Well, then, if you'll all
follow me to your room.
[03:55] Sign
Ladies Room
[04:03] Mahiro
It's got tatami mats!
[04:04] Mihari
It's pretty spacious, too, huh?
[04:07] Mahiro
You can't have a Japanese
inn without tatami floors!
[04:09] Kaede
Well, then, why don't we hit the
town while it's still light out?
[04:14] Asahi
All right! It's time for a
snowball fight, Miyo-chin!
[04:17] Miyo
Um... I don't know about that.
[04:20] Momiji
Hey, guys! Look at me!
[04:24] Everyone
Wow!
[04:29] Miyo
How cute! It suits you!
[04:32] Asahi
I wanna wear one!
[04:33] Mihari
Well, then, why don't we all get
changed and head out?
[04:36] Everyone
Okay!
[04:37] Mahiro
Wha? What happened to vegging out?
[05:09] Shop Person
Thank you, dear.
[05:10] Shop Person
Enjoy it while it's hot, now.
[05:12] Mahiro
Sure thing!
[05:14] Mihari
Sometimes it's hard to believe...
[05:14] Mahiro
Thanks so much!
[05:21] Mahiro
Jeez!
[05:23] Mihari
Even his mannerisms have
gotten more feminine.
[05:27] Mihari
Hm? I wonder if that means anything.
[05:31] Kaede
Home sweet home!
[05:33] Asahi
We got some good stuff!
[05:36] Miyo
It was a little cold out there, though.
[05:38] Mahiro
Ah, the warm indoors soothes my soul...
[05:41] Kaede
Shall we head to the baths, then?
[05:43] Miyo
You know it's an open-air bath, right?
[05:45] Miyo
Apparently, we'll be able to
see the snow while we bathe!
[05:48] Momiji
That sounds great!
[05:50] Mihari
Let's all go in together, shall we?
[05:52] Everyone
Okay!
[05:53] Sign
Dining Hall
[05:53] Sign
Communal Bath
[06:01] Asahi
I hope the bath is big.
[06:03] Miyo
You're not allowed to swim in it, okay?
[06:05] Kaede
I wish I looked as good in
a yukata as you do, Momiji.
[06:08] Momiji
What's with the sass?
[06:10] Kaede
I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
[06:11] Kaede
I'll scrub your back for you, okay?
[06:13] Momiji
Jeez...
[06:14] Mihari
Okay, listen.
[06:15] Mihari
Try not to stare, all right?
[06:18] Mahiro
What would I be staring at?
[06:20] Sign
Hot Spring
[06:20] Sign
Ladies
[06:23] Asahi & Momiji
Ooo... Yay!
[06:28] Mihari
Don't forget to fold your clothes!
[06:30] Asahi & Momiji
Okay!
[06:32] Mahiro
Th-That's right.
[06:34] Mahiro
This is technically mixed... mixed bathing!
[06:37] Mahiro
No way! Absolutely not!
[06:39] Mahiro
These girls are my friends.
I gotta respect that!
[06:41] Mahiro
I can't go forgetting my
morals at a time like this.
[06:52] Sign
Hot Spring
[06:52] Sign
Ladies
[06:52] Kaede
C'mon! Let's get you out of those clothes!
[06:56] Kaede
What? You're too shy?
[06:58] Kaede
Don't be silly! It's just
us girls, after all!
[07:01] Mahiro
D-Don't do it!
[07:02] Kaede
And a one, and a two, and a three!
[07:12] Mahiro
Wow!
[07:15] Everyone
Wow!
[07:18] Momiji
It's massive!
[07:19] Miyo
What a beautiful snowscape!
[07:29] Kaede
So relaxing...
[07:31] Mihari
Apparently, the water's good for detoxing.
[07:33] Asahi
Detoxing?
[07:34] Asahi
It's when you rid the body of impurities
that have built up over time.
[07:38] Asahi
Neat!
[07:40] Kaede
Toxins begone!
[07:42] Miyo
Huh? Where's Mahiro-chan?
[07:44] Momiji
Huh?
[07:45] Momiji
Oh!
[07:50] Momiji
Come hang out with us, Mahiro-chan!
[07:52] Mahiro
O-Oh, don't mind me!
[07:54] Kaede
She's so sheepish. Must be puberty.
[07:57] Mihari
Y-Yeah, must be...
[08:00] Mahiro
Jeez, I can't relax at all.
[08:01] Mahiro
Forget detoxing, my impure
thoughts are only growing!
[08:07] Mahiro
I-I can't help it!
My eyes have a mind of their own!
[08:10] Mahiro
It's too dangerous here.
I gotta get out of range.
[08:18] Mahiro
Now I can finally relax!
[08:29] Mahiro
Bathing is so much better alone.
[08:31] Mahiro
Getting stressed out at a hot
spring is just backwards.
[08:35] Mahiro
There it is again!
[08:37] Mahiro
That weird tingly sensation
I felt this morning!
[08:39] Miyo
Oh, there you are!
[08:41] Mahiro
Hm?
[08:44] Miyo
Mahiro-chan!
[08:49] Miyo
Can I sit with you?
[08:55] Miyo
It's a little embarrassing, us all
bathing together like this.
[08:59] Mahiro
Oh— Uh, yeah...
[09:01] Momiji
The view from here is nice, too!
[09:08] Momiji
C'mon, Asahi! Diving is against the rules!
[09:25] Momiji
What?
[09:26] Mahiro
Nothing, it's just...
[09:27] Mahiro
With you two, I don't have to worry
about averting my eyes.
[09:30] Momiji
What? Because I'm flat-chested?!
[09:32] Asahi
Oh, Mahiron...
[09:34] Mahiro
Uh! No, um, that's not what I meant...
[09:37] Mahiro
Uh— Um— You know? Err...
[09:40] Asahi & Momiji
Hee hee hee hee...
[09:43] Momiji
Take this, and that, and this!
[09:47] Asahi
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
[09:52] Momiji
And how about that?!
[09:54] Mahiro
I can't take this much longer!
[09:56] Mahiro
Whoa!
[09:58] Mahiro
Wait? No way...
[10:00] Mahiro
I know this feeling all too well...
[10:08] Asahi
Where's the big reaction?!
[10:09] Momiji
We could go all day, you know?!
[10:13] Mahiro
It has returned...
[10:16] Sign
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] Kaede; Momiji; Asahi & Miyo
Onimai.
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:18] ---
ONIMAI
[10:21] Sign
ONIMAI
[10:21] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
[10:23] Asahi
Take this!
[10:25] Momiji
Ey!
[10:27] Asahi
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[10:33] Momiji
Squidgy?
[10:35] Asahi
What's wrong?
[10:37] Mahiro
T-T...
[10:40] Mahiro
Time out!
[10:49] Mihari
What is it? What's wrong?
[10:57] Kaede
What's the matter, Mihari?
[10:59] Mihari
W-Well, um... Er...
[11:02] Mihari
M-Mahiro-chan says she's feeling
a little light-headed, so...
[11:05] Kaede
Really? Oh, no!
[11:07] Kaede
She does look a little pale,
now that you mention it.
[11:11] Mihari
Not to worry!
[11:12] Mihari
Just stay put and enjoy
yourself with the others!
[11:17] Miyo
What's up with Mahiro-chan?
[11:19] Kaede
The hot water got to her, apparently.
[11:20] Asahi
What a baby.
[11:37] Mihari
Looks like the drug has
finally started to wear off.
[11:40] Mihari
Perhaps the hot spring played a role as well.
[11:43] Mihari
At this rate, you'll be fully
reverted by tomorrow morning.
[11:47] Mahiro
B-But we can't let that happen!
[11:49] Mahiro
Everyone's gonna find out!
[11:51] Mihari
You're right.
[11:52] Mahiro
Besides, this is all so sudden.
[11:55] Mahiro
And I was really enjoying this trip, too...
[11:59] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[12:09] Mihari
It's gonna be okay.
[12:11] Mihari
After all...
[12:14] Mihari
I brought the drug with me just
in case of such an emergency!
[12:17] Mahiro
Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[12:20] Mahiro
Honestly...
[12:21] Mihari
But are you sure about this?
[12:23] Mihari
If you take it, you'll be stuck
as a girl for a while longer.
[12:29] Mihari
You won't be able to turn
back for a long time.
[12:39] Girls
We're back!
[12:46] Momiji
I'm glad you seem to be feeling better!
[12:48] Mahiro
Y-Yeah! Just felt a little dizzy, is all.
[12:51] Asahi
We were worried!
[12:53] Miyo
Maybe it was fatigue.
[12:55] Miyo
I'm glad you're better now, though!
[12:58] Momiji
That was so relaxing, though, wasn't it?
[13:00] Asahi
That felt great!
[13:04] Asahi
We could go back in again!
[13:06] Momiji
I'd be down for that!
[13:08] Everyone
Wow!
[13:11] Momiji
This is so fancy!
[13:13] Asahi
It's a feast!
[13:14] Miyo
It's amazing! There's so much food!
[13:16] Kaede
Cod milt tempura, roast
venison, and boar stew!
[13:20] Kaede
There's even grated yam!
[13:21] Mihari
What an nourishing meal!
[13:24] Asahi
It's so creamy and tasty!
[13:27] Asahi
What does "cod milt" mean, anyway?
[13:29] Miyo
I'll tell you.
[13:31] Asahi
Oh...
[13:34] Momiji
Sho good!
[13:36] Asahi
I'm gonna have another one!
[13:36] Kaede
Have you tried this yet? It's really good!
[13:39] Momiji
This one's yummy, too!
[13:43] Momiji
Huh? Aren't you gonna eat
something, Mahiro-chan?
[13:46] Mahiro
Huh?
[13:47] Mahiro
Oh, uh... I will, I will!
[13:53] Everyone
Thanks for the meal!
[13:56] Mihari
I loved every single dish!
[13:58] Miyo
I wanna learn how to plate food like that.
[14:00] Asahi
I don't think I can get up.
[14:02] Momiji
You'll turn into a cow if you
sleep right after you eat!
[14:04] Asahi
Moo!
[14:05] Asahi
Moo, moo!
[14:08] Miyo
Wait! I think it's snowing!
[14:11] Kaede
What? Really?
[14:12] Asahi
It is?
[14:14] Momiji
It's snowing? Let me see!
[14:17] Miyo
See? It's really snowing!
[14:21] Miyo
It's so pretty.
[14:22] Momiji
It's amazing.
[14:24] Mihari
I'm so glad we came here.
[14:25] Kaede
Shall we go check out the garden
while we walk off the food?
[14:29] Everyone
Okay!
[14:32] Miyo
I wonder how cold it is.
[14:34] Kaede
Let's take pictures!
[14:34] Momiji
Come with us, Mahiro-chan.
[14:35] Mahiro
Huh?
[14:40] Mahiro
S-Sure...
[14:59] Kaede
Hey, look!
[15:03] Kaede
Whatcha think? Don't we look great?
[15:07] Miyo
All right, I'm taking a picture!
[15:10] Mihari & Kaede
Yay!
[15:12] Asahi
You'll pay!
[15:14] Asahi
Take this, Momijiro!
[15:17] Momiji
I read you like a book!
[15:24] Momiji
Take that!
[15:32] Mahiro
M-Miyo-chan?
[15:35] Miyo
You seem a little down, Mahiro-chan.
[15:40] Mahiro
Miyo-chan...
[15:45] Mahiro
Thank—
[15:45] Mahiro
Ouch!
[15:48] Asahi
Bull's-eye!
[15:51] Mahiro
Asahi! Just you wait!
[15:54] Mahiro
Surprise attacks don't count, you know?!
[15:57] Momiji
You've done it now.
[16:05] Mahiro
It's been so long since I
played in the snow.
[16:13] Miyo
It's cold!
[16:16] Mahiro
That's right.
[16:17] Mahiro
If I turned back now, I'd be
giving up on all of this, huh?
[16:21] Mahiro
And... I'm kinda happy
with the way things are.
[17:08] Kaede
Over there!
[17:09] Momiji
Where?
[17:10] Kaede
Look! Right there!
[17:13] Asahi
Mahiron! Get over here!
[17:36] Asahi
I wanna keep playing!
[17:39] Miyo
Sleeping does feel like a bit
of a wasted opportunity, huh?
[17:42] Momiji
Well, we still have all
day tomorrow, remember?
[17:44] Asahi
I guess you're right.
[17:46] Mihari
It feels like we're on a
field trip, doesn't it?
[17:46] Momiji
Right.
[17:46] Miyo
Yeah, I guess so.
[17:47] Asahi
Let's play more tomorrow!
[17:48] Momiji
Sure thing! What should we do?
[17:51] Kaede
Oh, right. I guess you missed
out on those, skipping grades.
[17:55] Kaede
We should do this again sometime.
[17:57] Momiji
Yeah, we should!
[17:59] Miyo
Where should we go next?
[18:00] Asahi
Honduras!
[18:03] Miyo
Why there?
[18:04] Momiji
Where even is that?
[18:06] Asahi
I have no idea!
[18:07] Momiji
Is it even in Japan?
[18:26] Momiji
Squidgy?
[18:53] Momiji
Smooth...
[18:55] Mahiro
Smooth?
[19:07] Mahiro
I-I'm in the clear?
[19:11] Sign
Tsukimi Inn
[19:19] Asahi
Miyo-chin!
[19:21] Asahi
Boo!
[19:24] Miyo
What are you doing?
[19:25] Asahi
Bet you I can fit ten more.
[19:27] Miyo
No way!
[19:27] Momiji
How did I end up sleeping
on your futon last night?
[19:31] Momiji
I don't remember a thing.
[19:33] Mahiro
R-Really? You were probably just sleepwalking.
[19:37] Mahiro
All I remember is something squidgy.
[19:41] Kaede
All right, guys! Let's get going!
[19:43] Mihari
Are you all set?
[19:44] Everyone
All set!
[19:47] Mihari
Thanks for the lovely stay!
[19:49] Hostess
We hope to see you again!
[19:51] Everyone
Thank you!
[19:56] Mahiro
Thanks, we'd love to!
[20:17] Mihari
They've all fallen asleep, huh?
[20:21] Mihari
So you chose this route in the end, huh?
[20:24] Mahiro
What do you mean?
[20:26] Mihari
You chose to take the medicine, right?
[20:29] Mahiro
W-Well, it wasn't exactly the best
time to be changing back, you know?
[20:34] Mihari
Is that all?
[20:36] Mahiro
I-It's not that I wanna
stay a girl or anything.
[20:40] Mahiro
It's just...
[20:41] Mahiro
I'd like things to stay this way
just a little while longer.
[20:46] Mahiro
What's so funny?
[20:53] Mihari
You've really changed,
haven't you, Onii-chan?
[20:56] Mihari
I don't just mean your appearance.
[20:58] Mihari
I guess you could say the rehabilitation
project was a resounding success.
[21:02] Mahiro
R-Rehabilitation project?
[21:04] Mahiro
You conniving little sister!
[21:06] Mahiro
You'll pay for this once I turn back, you hear?!
[21:08] Mahiro
Hmph!
[21:09] Mihari
Yeah, yeah.
[21:10] Mihari
But in the meantime, here's to your
continued New Life Plus as a girl!
[21:15] Mahiro
Why, you...
[21:20] Mahiro
Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad.
[21:31] Sign
Next Stop: Onimai
[21:31] Announcer
Next stop, Onimai. Onimai.
[21:33] ---
Next Stop: Onimai
[21:35] Momiji
We better get off.
[21:38] Momiji
Guys?
[21:43] Kaede
Look.
[23:27] Sign
The end.
[23:38] Everyone
The end!