# Season 1
# E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ02P5/mahiros-confusing-new-body)
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**[00:30] Mahiro**
It's midday already?
**[00:36] Mahiro**
Did I catch a cold or something?
**[00:38] Mahiro**
My body does feel kinda sluggish.
**[00:52] Mahiro**
Were my hands always this small?
**[01:06] Mahiro**
Something's definitely off.
**[01:08] Mahiro**
My head feels kinda funny, too.
**[01:23] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}**
Animal Friends
**[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}**
KonoMia: God's Blessing
on This Magnificent World
**[01:39] Mahiro**
Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
**[01:40] Mahiro**
I'm Mahiro Oyama,
**[01:42] Mahiro**
an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
home security officer.
**[01:45] Mahiro**
I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
**[01:48] Mahiro**
Th-This is crazy, but...
**[01:50] Mahiro**
I think I've turned into a girl!
**[01:50] Sign**
Shut-in
**[02:03] Mahiro**
B-Better check.
**[02:05] Mahiro**
You know? For science.
**[02:08] Mihari**
Morning, Onii-chan!
**[02:20] Mihari**
W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
**[02:22] Mihari**
I mean— Uh— I...
**[02:39] Mihari**
Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
**[02:42] Mihari**
I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
**[02:44] Mihari**
I didn't expect you to
turn out looking so cute.
**[02:47] Mihari**
Around middle school age, perhaps?
**[02:57] Mahiro**
M-Mihari...
**[02:59] Mahiro**
You didn't drug me, did you?!
**[03:01] Mihari**
Just a little drop in your drink.
**[03:04] Mahiro**
Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
**[03:08] Mahiro**
What do you take your big
brother for, anyway?
**[03:13] Mihari**
An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
**[03:15] Sign**
Unemployed
**[03:17] Mihari**
A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
left the house in two years.
**[03:21] Sign**
Shut-in
**[03:22] Mihari**
Not to mention, you're addicted
to those gross video games.
**[03:24] Sign**
Gross
**[03:25] Mihari**
I think it's about time you got a job.
**[03:31] Mahiro**
But how can I find work looking like this?
**[03:36] Mahiro**
You want me to sell my body?
**[03:38] Mihari**
Absolutely not!
**[03:40] Mihari**
I just need you to let me monitor you.
**[03:43] Mihari**
Think of it like a clinical trial.
**[03:45] Mihari**
And don't worry.
**[03:46] Mihari**
You'll go back to normal once
the medicine's out of your system.
**[03:50] Mihari**
...I think.
**[03:51] Mahiro**
Y-You think?!
**[03:52] Mihari**
Well, what's done is done.
**[03:54] Mihari**
Why don't you try enjoying
life as a girl for a bit?
**[03:57] Mahiro**
As a girl?
**[03:58] Mihari**
That being said, though,
**[04:00] Mihari**
you could start by getting up a little earlier
and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
**[04:10] Mahiro**
All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
**[04:13] Mahiro**
Then I'll indulge in the greatest
pleasure life has to offer!
**[04:16] Mahiro**
Girl edition!
**[04:19] Mahiro**
Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
**[04:23] Mahiro**
You shouldn't even be barging
into my room in the first place.
**[04:28] Mihari**
Ew...
**[04:32] Mihari**
Oh, Onii-chan.
**[04:36] Mihari**
Let me let you in on a little secret.
**[04:38] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[04:39] Mihari**
Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
**[04:41] Mihari**
It's 100 times more
intense than the penile.
**[04:43] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:44] Mihari**
I'm just saying, if you rush into
this before you're ready...
**[04:50] Mihari**
The experience might quite
literally blow your mind.
**[04:54] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:56] SE**
*Kaboom!*
**[05:07] Mahiro**
You're a scoundrel!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[05:27] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[05:33] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[06:42] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[06:42] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[06:43] Sign**
Mahiro
***SIGN*** #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
**[06:54] Mahiro**
Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
**[06:56] Mahiro**
I'm still a machine!
**[06:58] Mahiro**
A monster-slaying machine!
**[07:07] Mahiro**
Ugh, but the boss is gonna
spawn any moment now.
**[07:18] Sign**
Tea
**[07:19] Mahiro**
I gotta do it. For the game.
**[07:24] Mahiro**
Nope, not happening!
**[07:34] Mahiro**
Oh, whoops. Um...
**[07:36] Mahiro**
Oh, right!
**[08:29] Mihari**
All right, Onii-chan.
**[08:31] Mihari**
Show me your tummy.
**[08:35] Mahiro**
I'd rather not do that sort of
roleplaying with my little sister...
**[08:37] Mihari**
I'm doing a check-up!
**[08:43] Mihari**
Now, breathe in.
**[08:46] Mihari**
And out.
**[08:47] Mahiro**
Do we have to do this every day?
**[08:49] Mihari**
For the time being.
**[08:50] Mihari**
Okay, now turn around.
**[08:58] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[08:59] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[09:00] Mihari**
It smells like wet dog in here.
**[09:03] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[09:06] Mihari**
When was the last time you bathed?
**[09:08] Mahiro**
U-Um...
**[09:11] Mahiro**
Like five days ago?
**[09:22] Mahiro**
So the time has finally come...
**[09:28] Mahiro**
I'm sorry!
**[09:30] Mahiro**
Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
Have I lost it?!
**[09:34] Mahiro**
All right.
**[09:35] Mahiro**
Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
**[09:44] Mahiro**
It's actually... more lewd this way.
**[09:52] Mihari**
Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
of clothes out here, okay?
**[09:58] Mihari**
Wh-What was that?!
**[10:00] Mihari**
Are you okay?!
**[10:01] Mahiro**
I-I'm fine!
**[10:07] Mahiro**
*What's gotten into me today?*
**[10:18] Mahiro**
* There's nothing much to*
* speak of there, anyway.*
**[10:27] Mahiro**
I guess taking a bath doesn't
hurt every once in a while.
**[10:30] Mahiro**
Now, where did she put my clothes?
**[10:35] Mahiro**
Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
clothes here instead of mine.
**[10:41] Mahiro**
Hey! What about my clothes?!
**[10:44] Mihari**
I told you! I left them right there!
**[10:54] Mahiro**
*You serious?*
**[10:59] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[10:59] Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[11:03] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:03] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[11:12] Mihari**
So incredibly cuuuuute!
**[11:15] Mihari**
I've always wanted a little
sister to play dress-up with!
**[11:20] Mahiro**
I'm *not* your little sister!
**[11:25] Mihari**
Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
**[11:28] Mahiro**
Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
**[11:34] Mahiro**
I don't feel right wearing
such flimsy clothes.
**[11:36] Mahiro**
I'm getting changed right
after this, you hear?
**[11:39] Mahiro**
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
**[11:41] Mahiro**
I went ahead and put away all
your old clothes for you.
**[11:43] Mahiro**
I'll be arranging all your
outfits from now on, okay?
**[11:47] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[11:48] Mihari**
I mean, come on.
**[11:49] Mihari**
If I left you to your own devices,
you'd never get changed.
**[11:54] Mihari**
Getting up and getting
dressed in the morning...
**[11:56] Mihari**
Remembering to wash your
face and eat breakfast...
**[11:59] Mihari**
Taking a bath every day and
brushing your teeth before bed...
**[12:03] Mihari**
It's important in life to maintain
a well-balanced routine.
**[12:07] Mihari**
Besides,
**[12:07] Mihari**
your old clothes probably don't
fit you anymore anyway, right?
**[12:15] Mihari**
And plus...
**[12:17] Mihari**
Look at you.
**[12:27] Mihari**
You're so much cuter now.
**[12:29] Mihari**
Might as well dress up
and show off a little.
**[12:32] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:41] Mahiro**
Teehee.
**[12:41] Mahiro**
Nope! No, no, no!
**[12:43] Mahiro**
I'm not into that stuff!
**[12:46] Mahiro**
Wearing dainty clothes like
this just weirds me out.
**[12:50] Mihari**
All right, then.
**[12:51] Mihari**
You wanna try something a
little more conservative?
**[12:56] Mahiro**
W-Well, maybe just for today...
**[13:00] Mahiro**
I can put up with this.
**[13:18] Sign**
Here's your outfit for today
**[13:18] Sign**
Mihari
**[13:29] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[14:06] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:06] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:20] Mihari**
What's the matter, Onii-chan?
**[14:22] Mihari**
What's got you down this time?
**[14:24] Mahiro**
I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
**[14:27] Mahiro**
I don't think I can stand the
no-fap life much longer.
**[14:30] Mahiro**
I was desperate to suppress the urge,
**[14:32] Mahiro**
so I tried playing the BL game
I accidentally bought once, but...
**[14:42] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:42] Sign**
Toppington
**[14:42] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:42] Sign**
I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
I'll leave my mark on you,
so everyone will know you're mine.
**[14:43] Seme**
* I'll make it so that you'll*
* never be able to forget me.*
**[14:45] Seme**
* I'll leave my mark on you,*
* so everyone will know you're mine.*
**[14:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:48] Sign**
Bottomsley
**[14:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[14:48] Sign**
No, stop!
I'm not...
**[14:49] Uke**
*No, stop!*
**[14:50] Uke**
*I'm not...*
**[14:55] Mahiro**
I got a little turned on.
**[14:59] Mahiro**
I never thought this day would come...
**[15:03] Mihari**
I-It's okay.
**[15:05] Mihari**
You're a girl now, after all.
**[15:07] Mihari**
It might just come with
the territory, you know?
**[15:10] Mahiro**
I *refuse* to accept this!
**[15:16] Mihari**
*Honestly...*
**[15:18] Mihari**
* I wonder if the treatment has*
* begun to alter his tastes.*
**[15:22] Mihari**
* I'm pretty sure he likes the girly*
* outfits more than he lets on as well.*
**[15:29] Sign**
Officer Busted
**[15:29] Sign**
Anime Sports Edition
**[15:39] Mihari**
Hey, Onii-chan.
**[15:41] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[15:42] Mihari**
If you're up for it,
**[15:44] Mihari**
I know just the thing that'll
clear your head.
**[15:50] Mahiro**
Noooo way!
**[15:52] Mahiro**
Not in a million years!
**[15:56] Mahiro**
You know I hate exercising!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
Do you understand what it means
to be a home security officer?!
**[16:00] Mihari**
Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
**[16:08] Mahiro**
I said I don't want to...!
**[16:10] Mihari**
Stop wriggling.
**[16:11] Mihari**
It'll help clear your head.
**[16:12] Mahiro**
You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
**[16:16] Mihari**
Then you'd rather fall
further into that BL rabbit hole?
**[16:26] Mahiro**
I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
first time in two years because of *this*.
**[16:34] Mihari**
All right, Onii-chan.
**[16:35] Mihari**
You'll feel much better once
you get your body moving.
**[16:45] Mihari**
Onii-chan?
**[16:47] Mihari**
W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
**[16:58] Mihari**
Of course. I planned on doing
so from the get-go, okay?
**[17:02] Mahiro**
Okay.
**[17:04] Mihari**
I'm starting to wonder who's
really the younger sister here.
**[17:17] Mahiro**
Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
**[17:20] Mahiro**
You're going too fast!
**[17:22] Mihari**
Oh, sorry!
**[17:27] Mihari**
You must have gotten a little out of shape.
**[17:29] Mihari**
In more ways than one.
**[17:35] Mahiro**
Even if I were in shape...
**[17:37] Mahiro**
I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
**[17:46] Mahiro**
*My little sister is a talented person.*
**[17:49] Mahiro**
*You might even say* too *talented.*
**[17:54] Mahiro**
*She's always been athletic.*
**[17:56] Mihari**
* She was even setting track*
* records back in middle school.*
**[18:08] Sign**
Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
**[18:08] Sign**
1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
**[18:10] Mahiro**
*She was so good at school*
**[18:13] Mahiro**
* that she even got accepted to*
* college several years early.*
**[18:17] Mahiro**
* I was nothing compared to such*
* a high-achieving little sister,*
**[18:20] Mahiro**
* and people would judge me*
* relentlessly because of it.*
**[18:24] Mahiro**
* Not that that was their*
* sole reason for doing so.*
**[18:28] Mahiro**
* And look at me now, my own*
* little sister's guinea pig.*
**[18:34] Mahiro**
* But, strangely enough,*
* I think I'm okay with it.*
**[18:39] Mahiro**
* It feels like I've found a*
* role I can actually thrive in.*
**[18:43] Mahiro**
* Maybe it's time I give up trying*
* to be the older brother,*
**[18:47] Mahiro**
*and stay as I am now...*
**[18:58] Mihari**
Onii-chan?
**[19:19] Mihari**
What's wrong?
**[19:21] Mahiro**
It hurts.
**[19:22] Mihari**
What does?
**[19:24] Mahiro**
My nipples.
**[19:31] Mihari**
Why aren't you wearing it?!
**[19:33] Mihari**
Didn't I give you one?!
**[19:34] Mahiro**
Well, uh...
**[19:36] Mahiro**
It was too much. I had to
draw the line somewhere.
**[19:39] Mahiro**
You know?
**[19:42] Mihari**
Say no more.
**[19:44] Mihari**
You and I are going bra shopping.
**[19:46] Mihari**
Right now.
**[19:49] Mahiro**
What?
**[20:06] Mahiro**
H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
**[20:09] Mihari**
No complaining.
**[20:11] Hiyori**
Hi, welcome in!
**[20:13] Mihari**
Excuse me. This is her first time.
**[20:17] Mihari**
Would you mind showing her the ropes?
**[20:18] Hiyori**
Absolutely. Right this way.
**[20:30] Hiyori**
Okey-doke.
**[20:31] Hiyori**
I'm going to start measuring, all right?
**[20:34] Hiyori**
It'll only take a second.
**[20:43] Mahiro**
W-Wai—!
**[20:44] Hiyori**
No need to feel embarrassed.
**[20:46] Hiyori**
Every girl has to wear one eventually.
**[20:52] Hiyori**
Let's see...
**[20:53] Hiyori**
I think you're around this size.
**[20:56] Hiyori**
Which one would you like?
**[21:01] Hiyori**
How about we try this one on
and see how you feel?
**[21:13] Hiyori**
You can always clasp it on
back-to-front and then swivel it around.
**[21:17] Mihari**
Mhmm, mhmm.
**[21:24] Mihari**
Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
**[21:27] Mihari**
It really suits you.
**[21:35] Mahiro**
I think I'm having an identity crisis!
**[21:44] Mihari**
Hey.
**[21:45] Mihari**
Come on, what happened to exercising?
**[21:49] Mahiro**
I'm done.
**[21:55] Mihari**
Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
**[21:59] Mihari**
Now then, I wonder what's
in store for us next...
**[22:00] Sign**
The Big Brother
**[22:00] Sign**
Rehabilitation Project
**[23:34] Sign**
See you
next time
**[23:34] Sign**
See you
next time
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
**[23:38] Mahiro**
*See you next time!*
# E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ2DE2/mahiros-time-of-the-month)
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**[00:41] Mahiro**
Wh-What happened?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:01] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:07] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[02:14] Mahiro**
The water heater's broken?
**[02:16] Mihari**
Yeah, the water's cold.
***SIGN*** #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
**[02:19] Mahiro**
You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
**[02:21] Mahiro**
Can't you fix it?
**[02:22] Mihari**
This isn't my area of expertise.
**[02:24] Mahiro**
Welp, guess we're not
taking baths today, then!
**[02:26] Mihari**
Not a chance!
**[02:29] Mihari**
Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
**[02:32] Mahiro**
Oh yeah, that one across
from the liquor store?
**[02:36] Mihari**
Well, go get ready.
I'm gonna go get dressed.
**[02:39] Mahiro**
Aww...
**[02:45] Mahiro**
A public bath, huh?
**[02:48] Mahiro**
Wait a sec!
**[02:49] Mahiro**
Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
**[02:55] Mahiro**
W-Welp, guess we're here...
**[02:59] Mihari**
Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
**[03:02] Mahiro**
C-Coming...
**[03:17] Sign**
Women
**[03:17] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[03:18] Sign**
Men
**[03:20] Mahiro**
Well, see you later.
**[03:22] Mihari**
Wait, stop!
**[03:23] Mihari**
Where are you going?!
**[03:24] Sign**
Men
**[03:24] Mahiro**
C-Come on, Mihari!
**[03:26] Mahiro**
I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
**[03:27] Mihari**
Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
**[03:30] Receptionist**
Hello, welcome!
**[03:32] Mihari**
Entry for two, please.
**[03:34] Receptionist**
And your change.
**[03:37] Sign**
Women
**[03:39] Mahiro**
B-But wait!
**[03:41] Mahiro**
*Well, whatever.*
**[03:42] Mahiro**
*If Mihari's fine with it...*
**[03:45] Mahiro**
*If she says it's okay...*
**[03:48] Sign**
Women
**[03:56] Mahiro**
Yup, looks about right.
**[03:58] Mihari**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[04:10] Mahiro**
So, I don't care if people see me.
**[04:14] Mahiro**
But what about you?
**[04:16] Mihari**
Huh? Why do you ask—?
**[04:19] Mihari**
Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
**[04:22] Mahiro**
Relax.
**[04:23] Mahiro**
I couldn't care less about
seeing my sister naked.
**[04:28] Sign**
Kerorin
**[04:33] Mahiro**
Wow, this place is awesome!
**[04:36] Mahiro**
It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
**[04:42] Mahiro**
Hey, look! They have spa jets!
**[04:46] Mihari**
Come back here!
**[04:47] Mihari**
We have to shower first!
**[04:49] Mahiro**
Yes, ma'am...
**[04:52] Mahiro**
Umph.
**[05:03] Mahiro**
All done.
**[05:05] Mihari**
Stop right there!
**[05:06] Mahiro**
What? I showered, didn't I?
**[05:08] Mihari**
Your hair's longer now!
You've gotta be more thorough!
**[05:11] Mihari**
Here, now's as good a time as any.
**[05:13] Mihari**
Let me show you how it's done.
**[05:15] Mahiro**
Ugh...
**[05:17] Mihari**
First, brush out your hair
to remove any build-up.
**[05:21] Mihari**
You should really do this before it's wet,
**[05:23] Mihari**
but just remember for next time, okay?
**[05:25] Mahiro**
Ow, ow, ouch!
**[05:27] Mihari**
Next, wet your hair thoroughly
with warm water.
**[05:32] Mihari**
Now, in your palm, work the
shampoo into a lather...
**[05:36] Mihari**
Then gently massage the
product into your scalp.
**[05:44] Mihari**
Try not to scrub too hard, though.
**[05:50] Mihari**
After that, rinse thoroughly.
**[05:53] Mihari**
With long hair like this,
it should take around five minutes.
**[05:56] Mahiro**
Five minutes? Are you serious?!
**[06:09] Mahiro**
It's finally over.
**[06:12] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[06:12] Mihari**
And for the final touch...
**[06:15] Mihari**
A leave-in treatment for the ends!
**[06:18] Mahiro**
What? You're kidding, right?
**[06:23] Mahiro**
Somebody help!
**[06:31] Mihari**
Now we can finally relax in the tub.
**[06:34] Mihari**
It's bad manners to soak your
hair in the water, remember?
**[06:40] Mihari**
You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
but a good, long soak will warm you back—
**[06:45] Mahiro**
Enough!
**[06:46] Mihari**
What?!
**[06:47] Mihari**
But we just got in!
**[06:49] Mahiro**
I'll wait for you in the lobby!
**[06:54] Mihari**
Honestly...
**[07:01] Mahiro**
No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
**[07:01] Sign**
Women
**[07:09] Mahiro**
Now, that hits the spot!
**[07:19] Mahiro**
Still, it's been ages since we
bathed together like that, huh?
**[07:23] Boy**
Come on, hold still!
**[07:26] Boy**
Get back here!
**[07:30] Boy**
You'll catch a cold if
you don't dry your hair!
**[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro**
I'm gonna start rinsing now.
**[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro**
Keep your eyes shut, okay?
**[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari**
Okay!
**[07:41] Mahiro**
* I used to help her bathe all*
* the time when we were kids.*
**[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro**
Okay, all done!
**[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari**
Thanks, Onii-chan!
**[07:56] Mahiro**
Now, it looks like...
**[08:02] Mahiro**
she's the one helping me.
**[08:05] Mahiro**
Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
**[08:07] Mahiro**
I mean...
**[08:07] Little Girl**
Thanks, Onii-chan!
**[08:08] Mahiro**
If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
**[08:10] Mahiro**
She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
**[08:12] Sign**
Women
**[08:13] Mihari**
Onii-cha—
**[08:15] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan?
**[08:18] Mihari**
Oh, there you are!
**[08:19] Mihari**
Sorry for the wait!
**[08:20] Mahiro**
"Mahiro-chan"?
**[08:23] Mihari**
Well, we're out in public, you know?
**[08:26] Mihari**
I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
**[08:30] Mahiro**
I guess you're right.
**[08:36] Mahiro**
Well, let's head home!
**[08:42] Mahiro**
Onee-chan!
**[08:46] Mihari**
O-O-Onee-chan...
**[08:49] Mahiro**
Whoa, there!
**[08:50] Mahiro**
I was just playing along!
**[08:52] Mihari**
Onee-chan...
**[08:55] Mihari**
That settles it.
Let's come here again, okay?
**[08:57] Mahiro**
Q-Quit it!
**[08:58] Mahiro**
Get off of me!
**[09:00] Mihari**
Pat, pat, pat.
**[09:01] Mahiro**
Stop stroking my hair!
**[09:04] Mihari**
It's still damp...
**[09:09] Mihari**
I think it's high time your big sis taught
you how to dry your hair properly.
**[09:14] Mahiro**
This is torture!
**[09:19] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[09:27] Mahiro**
I'm sleepy.
**[09:30] Mihari**
Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
**[09:33] Mahiro**
Coming!
**[09:39] Mihari**
Wait, Onii-chan!
**[09:41] Mihari**
Your hair's soaking wet!
**[09:43] Mahiro**
Ugh.
**[09:45] Mahiro**
I can't help it. It gets wet
every time I wash my face.
**[09:48] Mihari**
Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
**[09:54] Mahiro**
Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
**[09:57] Mihari**
Right?
**[09:58] Mahiro**
Wow, girls have so many cool
items in their inventory.
**[10:01] Mahiro**
Like this, and bras, and stuff.
**[10:03] Mihari**
Stop talking like we're in a video game.
**[10:06] Mihari**
Try to take hair care more
seriously from now on, okay?
**[10:10] Mihari**
Hair is a crucial part of our
self-expression, you know?
**[10:12] Mahiro**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:20] Mahiro**
This is pretty good.
**[10:24] Mahiro**
Man, I'm stuffed!
**[10:29] Mahiro**
I wonder when I last ate a
proper breakfast like this.
**[10:37] Mahiro**
Oh, it's just a mirror.
**[10:39] Mahiro**
I guess Mihari must have put it here.
**[10:46] Mahiro**
Hair care, huh?
**[10:51] Mahiro**
There.
**[10:53] Mahiro**
All done!
**[10:55] Mahiro**
Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
**[11:00] Mihari**
My goodness, how cute!
**[11:06] Mahiro**
It's just, you know, it's been
getting hot out recently.
**[11:09] Mahiro**
So I thought I'd try putting my
hair up like you saw, and well...
**[11:14] Mahiro**
I started trying a bunch of
styles and got kind of into it.
**[11:18] Mihari**
You have some of the most
random talents, Onii-chan.
**[11:21] Mahiro**
Comes from playing video games.
My hand-eye coordination is—
**[11:24] Mihari**
Wait! I have an idea.
**[11:26] Mihari**
Let's document our findings!
**[11:28] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[11:29] Mihari**
Starting with buns.
**[11:31] Mihari**
So cute!
**[11:32] Mahiro**
Y-You think so?
**[11:35] Mihari**
Now for a sporty ponytail!
**[11:38] Mihari**
You look adorable!
**[11:39] Mihari**
Okay, next!
**[11:42] Mihari**
Twintails! A classic!
**[11:45] Mihari**
Stunning!
**[11:49] Mihari**
Why not add some cat ears, too?
**[11:51] Mihari**
Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
**[11:54] Mahiro**
Huh? What pose?
**[11:55] Mihari**
Don't think, just do!
**[11:56] Mahiro**
Uh— But I don't—
**[11:56] Mihari**
You got this, Mahiro-chan!
**[11:58] Mihari**
You're beautiful!
**[11:59] Mihari**
Captivating!
**[12:00] Mihari**
Absolutely adorable!
**[12:01] Mihari**
Now pose like a cat!
**[12:03] Mahiro**
L-Like a cat?!
**[12:05] Mahiro**
R-Right meow?
**[12:10] Mahiro**
Hold it!
**[12:11] Mahiro**
What am I, your puppet?!
**[12:13] Mihari**
Oh dear.
**[12:14] Mahiro**
Wh-What have I become?
**[12:17] Mahiro**
When did my feminine side become
so second nature to me?
**[12:21] Mihari**
Excellent.
**[12:23] Mihari**
I've noticed there's less friction
with your new wardrobe now, too.
**[12:27] Mihari**
Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
**[12:29] Mahiro**
Th-That's not...
**[12:31] Mahiro**
Besides, look who's talking!
**[12:33] Mahiro**
How can you say that when you basically
wear the same outfit every day?!
**[12:37] Mihari**
Th-That's different.
**[12:39] Mihari**
This is like my uniform.
**[12:42] Mihari**
My trademark outfit, if you will.
**[12:43] Mahiro**
Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
**[12:45] Mihari**
What?!
**[12:47] Mihari**
H-How dare you?!
This is rich coming from you!
**[12:50] Mihari**
Just you watch!
**[13:17] Mihari**
W-Well?
**[13:20] Mahiro**
Hmm?
**[13:21] Mihari**
A-Are you happy now?
**[13:24] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[13:26] Mahiro**
Oh... sure.
**[13:31] Mahiro**
Ouch!
**[13:33] Mahiro**
What was that fo—?!
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Hey! I didn't do anything!
**[13:41] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:41] Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[13:43] Mahiro**
Onimeow.
**[13:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:54] Mihari**
You even sit differently.
**[14:00] Mihari**
My goodness.
**[14:02] Mihari**
You've really gotten into
the swing of things, huh?
**[14:06] Mahiro**
It's just, that position feels more
natural in this body, somehow.
**[14:12] Mahiro**
Not good! This is not good!
**[14:18] Mahiro**
I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
**[14:21] Mahiro**
...is what I'd like to say, but...
**[14:23] Mahiro**
What does it mean to be...
**[14:25] Mahiro**
masculine?
**[14:26] Mihari**
Oh, dear.
**[14:28] Mihari**
Well, let's see. First things first...
**[14:31] Mihari**
Someone who's strong!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
Strong!
**[14:33] Mihari**
Reliable!
**[14:35] Mahiro**
Reliable!
**[14:36] Mihari**
Able to whisk someone off their feet!
**[14:40] Mihari**
Ouch.
**[14:43] Mahiro**
H-How about a piggyback?
**[14:45] Mahiro**
Here I go!
**[14:52] Mahiro**
Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
**[14:56] Mahiro**
Bring it!
**[15:01] Mahiro**
Fine, we settle this with video games!
**[15:03] Mihari**
What does that have to do with masculinity?
**[15:10] Mihari**
I think you should be worrying
less about masculinity
**[15:13] Mihari**
and more about setting a
routine for yourself.
**[15:15] Mahiro**
Fine.
**[15:17] Mihari**
Getting up at a set time every day,
**[15:19] Mihari**
moderating video game time,
**[15:21] Mihari**
building up an exercise regimen...
**[15:23] Mahiro**
Exercise...
**[15:26] Mahiro**
That's it!
**[15:28] Mahiro**
Strength training!
**[15:29] Mihari**
Whoops-a-daisy.
**[15:41] Mahiro**
I tried.
**[15:42] Mihari**
Wait, what?!
**[15:44] Mihari**
Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
**[15:47] Mihari**
If you wanna exercise, you'll need
to try a little harder than that.
**[15:54] Mahiro**
Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
**[15:57] Mihari**
You can't be serious.
**[15:59] Mahiro**
No, really...
**[16:02] Mahiro**
I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
**[16:08] Mihari**
What? What's wrong?
**[16:11] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[16:21] Mahiro**
I feel a lot better now, actually.
**[16:26] Mihari**
Thank goodness!
**[16:30] Mahiro**
H-Hey! Don't cry!
**[16:33] Mahiro**
It's not that big a deal.
**[16:35] Mihari**
I-I can't help it!
**[16:37] Mihari**
I worried what I'd do
without you, you know?!
**[16:46] Mahiro**
What even was that, anyway?
**[16:48] Mahiro**
It doesn't feel like I
have a cold or anything.
**[16:52] Mahiro**
Don't tell me!
**[16:53] Mahiro**
You don't think it's a side effect
of that medicine you gave me?!
**[16:59] Mihari**
No, I swear I took all the
necessary precautions.
**[17:03] Mihari**
And besides,
**[17:04] Mihari**
it'd be strange for side effects to
suddenly occur almost a month in.
**[17:11] Mihari**
A month?
**[17:22] Mihari**
Um...
**[17:24] Mihari**
Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
**[17:26] Mahiro**
Like what?
**[17:28] Mihari**
Feeling sleepy?
**[17:29] Mahiro**
I'd say so.
**[17:30] Mihari**
Sluggish?
**[17:32] Mahiro**
Yup.
**[17:33] Mihari**
Kinda low-energy?
A bit down in the dumps?
**[17:37] Mahiro**
Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
the home security officer!
**[17:40] Mihari**
I'm not! Just listen, okay?
**[17:45] Mihari**
Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
**[17:48] Mahiro**
My breasts?
**[17:51] Mahiro**
Now that you mention it,
they do feel a little tender.
**[17:55] Mihari**
What about your tummy?
**[17:57] Mihari**
Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
**[18:00] Mahiro**
Yeah, you're right! It does!
**[18:02] Mihari**
Y-You know, Onii-chan...
**[18:05] Mihari**
I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
**[18:08] Mihari**
I think you might be on your—
**[18:10] Mahiro**
Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
**[18:17] Mahiro**
Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
**[18:26] Mihari**
W-Wait!
**[18:29] Mahiro**
What is it?
**[18:31] Mihari**
Um... Well... Err...
**[18:35] Mihari**
J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
**[18:47] Mahiro**
What's she so worked up about, anyway?
**[18:52] Mahiro**
I've been to the bathroom
plenty of times.
**[19:23] Mahiro**
That's it. This is the end.
**[19:25] Mihari**
Onii-chan, I can explain...
**[19:28] Mahiro**
I had my whole life ahead of me.
**[19:30] Mihari**
Listen to me.
**[19:32] Mahiro**
If I had only known, I would've
finished that game sooner.
**[19:37] Mahiro**
Mihari, it's up to you now.
**[19:47] Mihari**
Onii-chan.
**[19:51] Mihari**
Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
**[19:57] Mihari**
It should help with the pain.
**[20:03] Mihari**
It's recommended to do some
light stretching, too.
**[20:08] Mihari**
We can do some together once
the pain settles down a bit.
**[20:19] Sign**
Red Beans
Over Rice
**[20:19] Mihari**
I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
**[20:21] Mahiro**
No, thank you!
**[20:36] Mihari**
Did you put it on properly?
**[20:38] Mahiro**
I think so.
**[20:47] Mahiro**
It feels kinda... awkward.
**[20:52] Mahiro**
Do you guys really wear these things?
**[21:00] Mahiro**
They're so uncomfortable.
**[21:04] Mihari**
You'll get used to it.
**[21:06] Mahiro**
I don't know...
**[21:08] Mihari**
You complain, but don't guys have—
**[21:12] Mahiro**
Have what?
**[21:13] Mihari**
Don't guys have a foreign
object to contend with too?
**[21:16] Mihari**
Below the waist, I mean.
**[21:18] Mahiro**
Don't call it that!
**[21:20] Mihari**
How do you normally keep it under control?
**[21:22] Mahiro**
What?!
**[21:23] Mahiro**
How can you ask such a thing?!
**[21:25] Mahiro**
You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
**[21:28] Mihari**
Honestly!
**[21:29] Mihari**
It's because you were complaining
about it being uncomfortable!
**[21:32] Mahiro**
No, it's just...
**[21:37] Mahiro**
Anyway, I never knew you were
going through this every month.
**[21:42] Mahiro**
And all without whining about it once.
**[21:44] Mahiro**
What a trooper.
**[21:48] Mahiro**
Well!
**[21:49] Mahiro**
Next time your tummy's hurting,
let your big brother know, okay?
**[21:53] Mahiro**
I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
**[21:56] Mahiro**
Eek!
**[21:57] Mahiro**
Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
**[22:00] Mihari**
Have some tact!
**[23:34] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
**[23:38] Mihari**
See you next time!
# E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4M5WG/mahiros-close-encounter)
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**[00:05] Mahiro**
Gotta pee, gotta pee!
**[00:10] Kaede**
Huh?
**[00:32] Kaede**
You saw... didn't you?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:54] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:00] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
**[02:13] Mihari**
Perfect.
**[02:25] Mihari**
What's going on?
**[02:28] Mahiro**
Save me, Mihari!
**[02:35] Mihari**
So, uh...
**[02:37] Mihari**
She and I were classmates
back in middle school.
**[02:41] Kaede**
I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
**[02:45] Mahiro**
* She seems a little colorful*
* to be one of Mihari's friends.*
**[02:48] Mahiro**
*Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?*
**[02:50] Mahiro**
* Ugh, this is way outside my comfort*
* zone as a home security officer!*
**[02:54] Mahiro**
*If she were to find out who I really am...*
**[02:57] Kaede**
You creep! Pervert!
**[02:59] Kaede**
You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
**[03:02] Mahiro**
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
**[03:03] Kaede**
So what's your name?
**[03:05] Mahiro**
I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
**[03:09] Mahiro**
Mahiro.
**[03:11] Kaede**
Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
**[03:13] Kaede**
Hang on.
**[03:14] Kaede**
You never told me you had
a little sister, Mihari.
**[03:17] Mihari**
Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
**[03:20] Mahiro**
Mhmm, yup.
**[03:23] Kaede**
Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
**[03:27] Mahiro**
Oh, that's right!
**[03:28] Mahiro**
Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
keeping her company for a bit?
**[03:32] Mahiro**
I still have a paper to
finish up for college.
**[03:34] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:35] Kaede**
Man, getting into college
early sounds rough.
**[03:38] Kaede**
Sure thing! As a mere high
schooler, I've got time to kill.
**[03:41] Mihari**
You're the best!
**[03:46] Mahiro**
D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
**[03:54] Kaede**
So...
**[03:55] Kaede**
What do you like to do in
your free time, Mahiro-chan?
**[03:58] Mahiro**
Uh! I like... reading manga
and... p-playing games.
**[04:04] Kaede**
You play games?! So do I!
**[04:12] Kaede**
See? It's that puzzle
game everyone's playing.
**[04:14] Mahiro**
Oh... I don't play that one.
**[04:17] Kaede**
Oh, you don't?
**[04:21] Kaede**
Never mind, then.
**[04:24] Mahiro**
I give up.
**[04:26] Kaede**
Oh?
**[04:31] Kaede**
I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
**[04:33] Kaede**
Let's eat something, shall we?
**[04:38] Kaede**
I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
**[04:42] Mahiro**
You're gonna cook?
**[04:44] Kaede**
I've actually got a little sister, too.
**[04:48] Kaede**
So I cook for her all the time.
**[04:51] Kaede**
I'm the domestic type, you know?
**[04:56] Kaede**
Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
**[04:58] Mahiro**
I've never done it before.
**[05:00] Kaede**
It's pretty easy. Watch.
**[05:42] Kaede**
All right, let's dig in!
**[05:44] Mahiro**
Right.
**[05:51] Mahiro**
It's yummy!
**[05:52] Kaede**
Really? I'm so glad!
**[06:03] Mahiro**
*It's weird, but...*
**[06:05] Mahiro**
*this feels kinda nice.*
**[06:12] Kaede**
I'm so full.
**[06:14] Mahiro**
Same.
**[06:16] Kaede**
Let's take the rest up to
your sister later, okay?
**[06:19] Mahiro**
Okay.
**[06:22] Mahiro**
* I thought a gyaru would be*
* more of a wild child.*
**[06:29] Kaede**
So, Mahiro-chan...
**[06:31] Kaede**
You've never done it before, have you?
**[06:34] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[06:37] Kaede**
Maybe I could give you
a little demonstration.
**[06:40] Mahiro**
*Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!*
**[06:43] Mahiro**
U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
**[06:48] Kaede**
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
**[06:51] Kaede**
Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
**[06:55] Kaede**
Now, close your eyes.
**[06:58] Mahiro**
B-But I'm not...
**[07:00] Mahiro**
Just try to relax.
**[07:04] Mahiro**
My head's gonna explode!
**[07:11] Kaede**
There! All done!
**[07:18] Kaede**
See? You're all dolled up!
**[07:23] Mahiro**
*She was talking about make-up?!*
**[07:25] Kaede**
Mihari's not as into this
stuff as I am, you know?
**[07:29] Mihari**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[07:34] Mihari**
Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
**[07:38] Kaede**
Oh, no! Not that!
**[07:41] Mihari**
High school changed you, you traitor!
**[07:44] Kaede**
Delete it!
**[07:45] Mihari**
Not a chance!
**[07:46] Mihari**
Oh, hang on!
**[07:48] Mihari**
I could show you how to
coordinate an outfit, too!
**[07:50] Mihari**
Can you take me up to your room?
**[07:52] Mahiro**
Absolutely not!
**[07:56] Kaede**
All right, I should head home.
**[07:59] Kaede**
Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
**[08:01] Kaede**
And thanks for having me, Mihari!
**[08:05] Mihari**
Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
**[08:07] Mihari**
I thought she'd be good
socialization practice for you.
**[08:11] Mahiro**
You could've told me.
**[08:14] Mahiro**
But you're right, she was pretty nice.
**[08:20] Mahiro**
She's kinda like...
**[08:22] Mahiro**
the perfect big sister!
**[08:26] Mahiro**
You could learn a lot from her, you know?
**[08:30] Mahiro**
Mihari-oneechan.
**[08:35] Mihari**
Huh?
**[08:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[08:39] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[08:40] Sign**
The Greatest Hit of the Century
**[08:41] Narrator**
*The greatest hit of the century!*
**[08:52] Leonardo**
Wait for me!
**[08:55] Leonardo**
It feels like I've known you for years.
**[08:59] Narrator**
*But then fate tore them apart.*
**[09:04] Leonardo**
I won't let you die here!
**[09:06] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[09:11] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[09:16] Sign**
Titanic in Space
**[09:17] Narrator**
*Titanic in Space.*
**[09:20] Mahiro**
It's finally out!
**[09:22] Mahiro**
I wonder when they'll start
streaming it online.
**[09:28] Mihari**
Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
**[09:32] Mahiro**
It's a shame my duty as home
security officer doesn't allow it.
**[09:37] Mihari**
Why don't we go see it together?
**[09:40] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[09:42] Sign**
The Greatest Hit of the Century
**[09:53] Mahiro**
Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
**[09:57] Mihari**
There's a movie theater upstairs.
**[09:59] Mahiro**
Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
It burns my soul!
**[10:03] Mihari**
You're so dramatic.
**[10:05] Kaede**
Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
**[10:07] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan!
**[10:08] Kaede**
It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
**[10:11] Mahiro**
Same here!
**[10:13] Kaede**
'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
**[10:16] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:17] Mahiro**
P-Psst, what about the movie?
**[10:20] Mihari**
Well, we kinda have some
time to kill before it starts...
**[10:23] Mahiro**
I've been tricked.
**[10:24] Kaede**
Hurray!
**[10:25] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[10:26] Kaede**
I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
**[10:28] Mahiro**
Wha? W-Wait a sec...
**[10:42] Kaede**
This hair clip would look
great on you, Mihari.
**[10:46] Mihari**
It's okay. I don't need one.
**[10:48] Kaede**
You sure?
**[10:54] Mahiro**
Ugh, I'm exhausted.
**[10:57] Mahiro**
Going shopping for girl stuff
really takes it out of you.
**[11:00] Kaede**
Yeah, great choices!
**[11:04] Kaede**
Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
**[11:07] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:09] Kaede**
We gotta check out the bathing suits!
**[11:11] Mahiro**
We're not done yet?!
**[11:24] Kaede**
Ta-da!
**[11:25] Kaede**
What d'ya think?
**[11:27] Mahiro**
Whoa...
**[11:28] Mahiro**
Y-You're stacked...
**[11:31] Kaede**
Oh, don't make me blush!
**[11:33] Kaede**
You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
**[11:38] Mihari**
I haven't worn a swimsuit since
gym class back in middle school.
**[11:43] Mihari**
H-How do I look?
**[11:46] Kaede**
You look amazing!
**[11:47] Kaede**
It really suits her! Right?
**[11:49] Mahiro**
Yeah, well, you know?
**[11:50] Mahiro**
It was a tough act to follow.
**[11:54] Mihari**
That reminds me.
**[11:55] Mihari**
Didn't you say you wanted a
swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
**[11:58] Mihari**
Go and pick one to try on!
**[11:59] Kaede**
Let's go!
**[12:06] Mihari**
Gosh, it's perfect!
**[12:08] Kaede**
You look adorable!
**[12:10] Mahiro**
I can't go out in public wearing this!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
It's basically underwear,
for crying out loud!
**[12:15] Mihari**
Then how about this?
**[12:18] Kaede**
You could also cover up with
a beach wrap, if you'd like.
**[12:20] Mahiro**
Nnngh...
**[12:22] Mihari**
Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
**[12:29] Mahiro**
Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
**[12:32] Kaede & Mihari**
Then it's settled!
**[12:38] Mahiro**
Why did I even buy this?
**[12:40] Mihari**
I kinda bought one on impulse...
**[12:41] Kaede**
Hang on. I feel like we're
forgetting something...
**[12:45] Mihari**
The movie!
**[12:56] Narration**
*They have returned!*
**[12:58] Narration**
* The long-awaited next entry*
* in the worldwide hit series,*
**[13:01] Narration**
*"Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."*
**[13:03] Mahiro**
We made it!
**[13:04] Narrator**
* This version of me just*
* doesn't know when to quit.*
**[13:05] Mihari**
The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
**[13:09] Kaede**
Look, it's about to start.
**[13:13] Leonardo**
I won't let you die here!
**[13:16] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[13:25] Mahiro**
Nngh, I really need to go!
**[13:28] Mahiro**
And right at the best part, too.
**[13:30] Mahiro**
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
**[13:32] Mihari**
Okay.
**[13:38] Mahiro**
I'm a bit nervous about
using the girls' bathroom.
**[13:43] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[13:46] Mahiro**
What... the hell?
**[13:50] ---**
Titanic in Space
**[13:50] Hiyori**
I was sobbing!
**[13:52] Raika**
Me too!
**[13:53] ---**
Titanic in Space
**[13:54] Raika**
That last scene had me bawling.
**[13:54] Mahiro**
Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
**[13:57] Hiyori**
My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
**[13:57] ---**
Titanic in Space
**[14:03] Mahiro**
I-I can't hold it much longer!
**[14:06] Kate**
Leonardo!
**[14:12] Kaede**
Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
**[14:21] Kaede**
Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
**[14:25] Kaede**
Don't worry. It's okay.
**[14:28] Kaede**
Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
**[14:29] Kaede**
I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
**[14:32] Kaede**
Do you think you can wait for me here?
**[14:33] Mahiro**
Yeah...
**[14:34] Kaede**
This'll be our little secret, okay?
**[14:52] Mihari**
What took you guys so long?
**[14:53] Kaede**
The line was pretty long.
**[15:02] Mahiro**
Onee-chan...
**[15:07] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[15:11] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[15:18] Mahiro**
Lunch sure is taking a while.
**[15:21] Mahiro**
Mihari better not be sleeping in.
**[15:25] Mahiro**
Jeez...
**[15:26] Mahiro**
Really not living up to the
"Onee-chan" title now, are we?
**[15:30] Mahiro**
Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
**[15:49] Mihari**
I've got a cold, silly!
**[15:52] Mahiro**
Oh, no! My bad!
**[15:54] Mihari**
I'm fine.
**[15:55] Mihari**
I took some medicine,
**[15:57] Mihari**
so I just need some rest.
**[15:59] Mihari**
You'll have to make do with
instant ramen for lunch.
**[16:02] Mihari**
There's some in the cupboard—
**[16:05] Mahiro**
Mihari...
**[16:07] Sign**
Soy Sauce
**[16:09] Mahiro**
Mihari's always staying
up late writing reports.
**[16:13] Mahiro**
And she does all the housework, too!
**[16:14] Mahiro**
Ugh, what am I doing
calling her "Onee-chan"?!
**[16:17] Mahiro**
She's your little sister, dammit!
**[16:21] Mahiro**
I can do this! For her!
**[16:24] Mahiro**
Besides, housework can't be that bad!
**[16:26] Mahiro**
It's my duty as home security officer!
**[16:28] Mahiro**
I'll do a bang-up job and show her
what a great big brother I can be!
**[16:33] Mahiro**
Oops...
**[16:37] Mahiro**
They're a little soggy.
**[16:45] Mahiro**
Bleach or fabric softener?
Non-alkaline or alkaline?
**[16:49] Mahiro**
Who cares? It's all the same, right?
**[16:54] Mahiro**
Anybody can use a vacuum!
**[16:58] Mahiro**
Oh, yeah. I should make
Mihari something to eat.
**[17:05] Mahiro**
In times like this, nothing beats
some homemade rice porridge!
**[17:08] Mahiro**
Rice porridge, huh?
**[17:13] Sign**
Incoming Call
**[17:13] Sign**
Mahiro-chan
**[17:16] Kaede**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:17] Kaede**
Hm? What's up?
**[17:19] Kaede**
*How to make rice porridge?*
**[17:21] Kaede**
*It's really simple, actually!*
**[17:23] Kaede**
* But wait, does that mean*
* Mihari's under the weather?*
**[17:26] Kaede**
*Is she okay? Should I come over and help?*
**[17:28] Mahiro**
Oh, no, it's okay.
**[17:29] Mahiro**
I think I've got this. But thanks!
**[17:45] Mahiro**
Easy now...
**[17:50] Mahiro**
Now I put it on low heat
and let it simmer, right?
**[18:03] Sign**
Mihari
**[18:04] Mahiro**
Hup.
**[18:08] Mahiro**
I made you rice porridge.
**[18:11] Mihari**
What? You did?
**[18:14] Mahiro**
I can't promise it's any good, though.
**[18:27] Mahiro**
H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
**[18:29] Mihari**
I just... I can't believe...
Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
**[18:34] Mahiro**
All right, already! Just eat
it while it's hot, okay?
**[18:38] Mihari**
Okay.
**[18:45] Mihari**
It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
**[18:50] Mahiro**
I forgot to add salt.
**[18:56] Mahiro**
Change clothes before
you go back to sleep, okay?
**[18:58] Mihari**
Okay.
**[19:15] Kaede**
*Morning, Mihari-chan!*
**[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari**
Morning, Kaede!
**[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede**
Wait. What's with the hair clip?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari**
Oh, this?
**[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari**
My big brother gave it to me.
**[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari**
He said it was a reward for
doing so well on that test.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede**
Aww, must be nice to have
such a sweet older brother.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari**
Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
**[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede**
I have a little sister, actually.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede**
But honestly, we don't have much in common.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari**
Aw, that's too bad.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede**
But she's super cute all the same.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede**
I like baking cookies and
stuff for her when I can.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari**
Wait, you know how to bake?
**[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari**
Teach me, teach me!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede**
Of course!
**[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede**
We can bake at my place together sometime!
**[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari**
Hurray!
**[20:18] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[20:23] Mihari**
Thank you.
**[20:30] Mihari**
Perfect!
**[20:31] Sign**
Mihari
**[20:50] Mihari**
*My big brother was always so sweet to me.*
**[20:53] Mihari**
* But as time went by, he gradually*
* stopped spending time with me.*
**[21:00] Mihari**
* I worked so hard at school and sports*
* because I craved his praise so badly.*
**[21:07] Mahiro**
Something smells nice in here.
**[21:11] Mahiro**
A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
**[21:13] Mihari**
Yup, I'm all better now!
**[21:16] Mihari**
Look, I baked cookies.
**[21:22] Mahiro**
Sho good!
**[21:23] Mahiro**
You've always been so
good at baking, Mihari!
**[21:26] Mihari**
Actually, this is a recipe
Kaede taught me a while back.
**[21:30] Mahiro**
Oh, really? Wow!
**[21:33] Mihari**
* But we've gotten to talk*
* a lot more recently.*
**[21:35] Mahiro**
No wonder it tastes so good!
**[21:36] Mihari**
*In a way... it's just like old times.*
**[21:39] Mihari**
There's plenty more, okay?
**[21:41] Mahiro**
Woo-hoo!
**[21:42] Mahiro**
They're so good, I could eat them all day!
**[21:47] Mihari**
*Our roles are a little reversed, but...*
**[21:49] Mihari**
* I'd love it if we could stay like*
* this just a little while longer.*
**[23:28] Mihari**
I take it all back!
**[23:31] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Kay Yu
**[23:38] Kaede**
*See you next time!*
# E4 - Mahiro's New Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2VK59/mahiros-new-friend)
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**[00:03] Sign**
Magical Girl
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
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Nicolara
**[00:03] Nicolara**
*Magical Girl Nicolara!*
**[00:05] Supapoon**
Time for a flash sale!
**[00:09] Nicolara**
I'm gonna send your wrath soaring
beyond the stars in the sky!
**[00:15] Nicolara**
Smile...
**[00:17] Nicolara**
Hurricane!
**[00:19] Supapoon**
Nico!
**[00:21] Supapoon**
Sorry, but we're closed for today!
**[00:27] Nicolara**
Kya-ha!
**[00:28] Mahiro**
The current Sunday morning
line-up is so hype.
**[00:30] Mahiro**
I was worried about them
ditching the team-of-five formula,
**[00:33] Mahiro**
but focusing on one character
isn't all that bad.
**[00:34] Mahiro**
Actually, no! It's great!
**[00:39] Nicolara**
Happiness Full Field!
**[00:50] Nicolara**
Kya-ha!
**[00:54] Mahiro**
Okay!
**[01:03] Mahiro**
Smile...
**[01:06] Mahiro**
Hurricane!
**[01:09] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[01:15] Mihari**
Oh, no!
**[01:17] Mihari**
You got me!
**[01:18] Mahiro**
Stop it! Leave me alone!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:38] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:44] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #04 Mahiro's New Friend
**[02:54] Mihari**
You've become a real little girl,
right down to your interests.
**[02:59] Mahiro**
The Sunday morning block is
for all men of culture!
**[03:07] Mihari**
I'm afraid I must take my leave.
**[03:11] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:13] Mahiro**
B-But whatever for, Mihari?!
**[03:15] Mahiro**
Have I disappointed you in some way?!
**[03:17] Mihari**
Don't be silly.
**[03:20] Mihari**
Anyway, it was just a formality.
**[03:23] Mihari**
I'm at a major turning point in my research,
**[03:25] Mihari**
so I'll most likely be staying
over at school tonight.
**[03:28] Mihari**
Do you think you can take care
of things at home for me?
**[03:31] Mahiro**
B-But—
**[03:33] Mahiro**
Of course!
**[03:36] Mahiro**
I wouldn't have it any other way!
**[03:38] Mahiro**
You're talking to a pro home
security officer, remember?!
**[03:42] Mihari**
Oh, is that right?
**[03:47] Mihari**
You'll have to make yourself
dinner, all right?
**[03:50] Mahiro**
I-I'll just get something
from the corner store...
**[03:56] Mihari**
And don't forget the housework!
**[03:58] Mahiro**
That I cannot promise!
**[04:02] Mihari**
Are you sure you'll be okay?
**[04:04] Mahiro**
I'll be fine! Quit worrying, will ya?
**[04:07] Mihari**
I have a bad feeling...
**[04:08] Mihari**
See you tomorrow!
**[04:10] Mahiro**
Yep, yep!
**[04:21] Mahiro**
Freedom!
**[04:23] Mahiro**
Time to loaf around to my heart's content!
**[04:32] Mahiro**
Maybe I should get changed first.
**[04:34] ---**
Shut-in
**[04:36] Mahiro**
This brings back memories!
**[04:39] Mahiro**
So loose and baggy!
**[04:42] Mahiro**
Wait! What am I getting all excited about?
**[04:48] Mahiro**
I guess I could play a game or something.
**[04:53] Sign**
GUTS
**[05:02] Mahiro**
Not feeling it right now for some reason.
**[05:06] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll read manga instead.
**[05:21] Mahiro**
I just can't focus on any of it.
**[05:25] Mahiro**
Come to think of it, ever
since I got this new body,
**[05:28] Mahiro**
Mihari's been there watching
over me in some way or another.
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**[05:41] Mahiro**
We even hang out now and then.
**[05:45] Mahiro**
No, wait! Stop it!
**[05:48] Mahiro**
I'm making it sound like
I'm lonely or something!
**[05:50] Mahiro**
That's it! I need food!
**[05:52] Mahiro**
And I'm gonna go all out!
**[05:55] Mahiro**
Whoa!
**[05:58] Mahiro**
It's a feast!
**[06:05] Mahiro**
A feasht fit for a king!
**[06:09] Mahiro**
And ish all foh me!
**[06:13] Mahiro**
Pizha shure ish nicsh
every oncsh in a while!
**[06:15] Mahiro**
The oiler the becher!
**[06:19] Mahiro**
Wai— Water— Mihari—!
**[06:43] Mahiro**
I think I'm full.
**[06:47] Mahiro**
Guess I'll go take a bath and head to bed.
**[06:59] Mihari**
I'm home!
**[07:02] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[07:09] Mihari**
You awake?
**[07:15] Mihari**
You went to bed without drying
your hair, didn't you?
**[07:19] Mihari**
Honestly. I knew you'd
be hopeless without me.
**[07:29] Mihari**
There! That's much bette—
**[07:31] Mihari**
Wh-What's wrong? What happened?
**[07:35] Mahiro**
N-Nothing!
**[07:39] Mahiro**
Dummy.
**[07:44] Mahiro & Mihari**
*Onimai.*
**[07:44] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:48] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:48] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
**[07:59] Mahiro**
Mihari! Slow down!
**[08:04] Mihari**
Oh, Onii-chan... So this
is your weak spot, huh?
**[08:11] Mahiro**
Stop! I'm near the edge!
**[08:15] Mahiro**
I'm almost there!
**[08:21] Mihari**
Yay! I win!
**[08:23] Mahiro**
And I'm out.
**[08:26] Mihari**
Go pick up the groceries
like we promised, okay?
**[08:28] Mihari**
It's the supermarket across
from the station.
**[08:30] Mihari**
I wrote a list of everything we need.
**[08:33] Mahiro**
Grrr...
**[08:36] Mahiro**
Hmph!
**[08:37] Mihari**
You can buy yourself a treat
with the change, if you'd like.
**[08:40] Mahiro**
I'm *not* a child!
**[08:41] Mahiro**
Fine, I'll do it.
**[08:43] Mahiro**
I'm a man of my word, after all.
**[08:47] Mahiro**
I-I'll be right back...
**[08:50] Mihari**
You got this!
**[09:06] Mihari**
* Looks like he's slowly*
* getting used to going out.*
**[09:10] Mihari**
* He's even started helping*
* around the house more,*
**[09:12] Mihari**
*ever since he helped me through that cold.*
**[09:16] Mihari**
He might be able to go
back to a normal life soon.
**[09:19] Mihari**
And then one day, he'll
meet a great guy and...
**[09:24] Mahiro**
Oh, darling...
**[09:26] Mahiro**
I'm so happy.
**[09:31] Mihari**
Okay, not likely.
**[09:32] Mihari**
But one can dream.
**[09:35] Sign**
LIKE
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LIKE
**[09:42] Child**
Mommy, I want hamburger steak for dinner!
**[09:44] Mom**
You have to ask nicely, dear.
**[09:46] Mahiro**
I can't do this!
**[09:49] Mahiro**
The corner store was bad enough!
**[09:50] Mahiro**
There are way too many people here!
**[09:53] Mahiro**
N-No! I can't just cower here like a child!
**[09:56] Mahiro**
I proved I could be a capable big
brother when Mihari was ill, didn't I?!
**[10:02] Momiji**
Excuse me...
**[10:05] Mahiro**
Y—
**[10:06] Mahiro**
Yes?!
**[10:12] Mahiro**
E-E-E-Err...
**[10:14] Momiji**
Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
**[10:16] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:24] Momiji**
You don't seem to have a fever.
**[10:25] Momiji**
Um...
**[10:27] Momiji**
If you need help, I'd be
happy to lend a hand.
**[10:37] Mahiro**
Sorry about this.
**[10:40] Momiji**
Don't be silly! It's my pleasure.
**[10:44] Mahiro**
I can't believe I dragged
this poor boy into this.
**[10:47] Momiji**
I'm not huge on big crowds myself.
**[10:50] Momiji**
So what did you need to get?
**[10:51] Mahiro**
U-Uh, I have a list...
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Beef, sliced pork
Potatoes
Carrots
Onions
Shirataki noodles
Get a snack
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**[10:54] Momiji**
Beef, sliced pork, potatoes, carrots,
onions, and shirataki noodles.
**[11:00] Momiji**
For nikujaga stew, right?
**[11:04] Momiji**
Are you okay with the cheaper meat?
**[11:07] Mahiro**
I'm not sure.
**[11:08] Momiji**
Let's see how much you
have, and we can go from there.
**[11:12] Sign**
May Queen Potatoes
**[11:16] Mahiro**
They all look the same to me.
**[11:18] Momiji**
You wanna look for ones that are
smooth and don't have any bruising.
**[11:23] Momiji**
For carrots, I heard the deeper the
color and smaller the stem, the better.
**[11:28] Mahiro**
You're so knowledgeable!
**[11:29] Momiji**
You think so?
**[11:35] Mahiro**
*Ahh... What a nice guy.*
**[11:37] Raika**
Look, aren't those two cute?
**[11:40] Raika**
I wonder if they're a couple.
**[11:42] Hiyori**
Stop talking about strangers like that.
**[11:44] Mahiro**
A-A couple?!
**[11:48] Mahiro**
O-Oh, right. I'm a girl right now.
**[11:52] Mahiro**
No, but still! You can't just—
**[11:56] Momiji**
Is something wrong?
**[11:59] Mahiro**
Uh... Wait a sec.
**[12:01] Mahiro**
Why am I so flustered?
**[12:05] Momiji**
Are you feeling okay?
**[12:06] Mahiro**
I-It's not like that!
**[12:08] Mahiro**
There's been a big mistake here!
**[12:13] Shop Assistant**
Have a nice day!
**[12:16] Mahiro**
My body had a mind of its
own for a second there.
**[12:20] Momiji**
I'm glad you were able to get everything!
**[12:22] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah! Thanks!
**[12:25] Mahiro**
W-Well, Imma head— I-I'll
be heading home now...
**[12:32] Momiji**
Sorry, gimme one sec.
**[12:34] Momiji**
Hello?
**[12:35] Momiji**
I'm in front of the
supermarket with a friend.
**[12:38] Mahiro**
Friend...
**[12:40] Kaede**
Oh! There you are!
**[12:43] Kaede**
Momiji!
**[12:46] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan?!
**[12:46] Momiji**
Onee-chan!
**[12:48] Kaede**
Wait, you're friends with Mahiro-chan?
**[12:51] Kaede**
Where did you guys meet?
**[12:53] Mahiro**
"Onee-chan"?!
**[12:55] Mahiro**
* Come to think of it, she did say she*
* had a little sister, didn't she?*
**[13:02] Mahiro**
"Little sister"?
**[13:03] Mahiro**
You're a girl?!
**[13:06] Momiji**
You didn't know? Do I
really look that boyish?
**[13:11] Kaede**
You could at least put on a skirt.
**[13:14] Momiji**
But I'm more comfortable in pants!
**[13:16] Kaede**
Aww...
**[13:17] Mahiro**
*Thank goodness... She's a girl.*
**[13:17] Momiji**
Give it a rest, okay?
**[13:19] Kaede**
You're so sheepish sometimes.
**[13:21] Mahiro**
That was a close one.
**[13:29] Mihari**
Oh!
**[13:31] Mihari**
You mean Momiji-chan?
**[13:32] Mihari**
She'd be in middle school now, I think.
**[13:34] Mihari**
She's a good kid, isn't she?
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Yeah...
**[13:36] Mahiro**
She had me questioning
myself for a minute there.
**[13:43] Mihari**
Y-You're into little girls?!
**[13:45] Mahiro**
No, that's not what I meant!
**[13:48] Mahiro**
Besides, I'm technically the
same age as her now, aren't I?
**[13:51] Mahiro**
Wait... Does that make me a lesbian?
**[13:57] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:58] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
**[13:59] Sign**
Oyama
**[14:00] Mihari**
Come in, come in!
**[14:01] Kaede & Momiji**
Thanks for having us!
**[14:05] Kaede**
Sorry about this.
**[14:07] Kaede**
I know you must be busy.
**[14:09] Mihari**
Nonsense, it's fine!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Wait a sec! Hey, Kaede-chan!
**[14:16] Kaede**
Oh! Hi, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:17] Kaede**
Sorry to bother you guys.
**[14:19] Mahiro**
And this is...?
**[14:22] Momiji**
Hello! Nice to see you again!
**[14:26] Mahiro**
Who?
**[14:27] Momiji**
I-It's Momiji!
**[14:29] Momiji**
We met the other day, remember?!
**[14:33] Mahiro**
S-Sorry, it's just...
**[14:34] Mahiro**
You're wearing a skirt today, so
I didn't recognize you, you know?
**[14:39] Momiji**
It's my school uniform.
**[14:41] Momiji**
We came straight here from school.
**[14:44] Kaede**
Sorry we didn't tell you.
**[14:46] Kaede**
She just insisted on tagging along.
**[14:48] Momiji**
Why not? May as well if you are!
**[14:51] Kaede**
I'm here to study for a test, you know?
**[14:57] Kaede**
Honestly.
**[14:58] Kaede**
You're hopeless.
**[15:02] Kaede**
Sorry, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:04] Kaede**
Do you mind playing with
Momiji up in your room?
**[15:08] Mahiro**
Wha? M-My room?
**[15:11] Mahiro**
Just gimme one sec!
**[15:27] Sign**
Mahiro
**[15:29] Mahiro**
C-Come in...
**[15:30] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[15:33] Momiji**
Wow!
**[15:35] Mahiro**
Being alone in my room with a girl
was not on today's agenda!
**[15:39] Mahiro**
What do you even do in this situation?!
**[15:42] Momiji**
Your room's more boyish than
I thought it was gonna be.
**[15:44] Momiji**
You have so many game consoles!
**[15:46] Mahiro**
Y-You think so?
**[15:48] Mahiro**
*I can't let her look around too much!*
**[15:50] Mahiro**
*J-Just pick a topic! Anything!*
**[15:56] Momiji**
By the way, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:58] Momiji**
What's thi—?
**[15:59] Mahiro**
Oh! That's right!
**[16:01] Mahiro**
Do you hate skirts, Momiji?
**[16:03] Momiji**
Huh?
**[16:03] Momiji**
U-Um... I wouldn't go that far.
**[16:07] Momiji**
But skirts feel so drafty, right?
**[16:10] Momiji**
It feels a little pointless.
**[16:13] Mahiro**
I-I-I feel that!
**[16:16] Momiji**
They don't really suit me anyway.
**[16:19] Mahiro**
What? That's not true!
**[16:21] Mahiro**
You look pretty cute to me.
**[16:23] Momiji**
C-Cu...
**[16:27] Momiji**
N-No way! You look ten
times cuter than I do!
**[16:31] Mahiro**
Wait, wha...?!
**[16:36] Mahiro**
No, no, no! No way!
**[16:37] Mahiro**
Well, actually, I do look pretty cute...
**[16:40] Mahiro**
But we're not talking about me!
**[16:44] Momiji**
So you admit it, huh?
**[16:53] Momiji**
Time for punishment!
**[16:56] Mahiro**
Stop, stop, stop!
**[16:57] Mahiro**
Stop it!
**[16:59] Momiji**
Take this, and that!
**[16:59] Mihari**
*Wait, what? Huh?*
**[17:01] Mihari**
*What's happening?*
**[17:02] Momiji**
I'm not done yet!
**[17:02] Mahiro**
*Is this how girls interact with each other?*
**[17:06] Momiji**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[17:07] Mahiro**
N-No more!
**[17:19] Momiji**
I'm sorry! I took it too far!
**[17:26] Mahiro**
A-Anyway...
**[17:28] Mahiro**
I'm sure if you give it some time,
you'll get used to them.
**[17:31] Mahiro**
Plus, you might feel better if
you wore tights underneath.
**[17:34] Momiji**
G-Got it.
**[17:36] Momiji**
I'm so sorry about your manga, Mahiro-chan!
**[17:39] Momiji**
They're all over the floor...
**[17:42] Sign**
Milkpie
**[17:44] Momiji**
I-I-I-I-Is this—?
**[17:47] Mahiro**
Don't look at that!
**[17:53] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:55] Momiji**
Um... Is that...
**[17:58] Momiji**
I-Is that a... dirty...
**[18:02] Mahiro**
This is... Um, you know?
**[18:07] Mahiro**
This is my brother's!
**[18:09] Momiji**
Your brother's?
**[18:11] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[18:12] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah. Um... Err...
**[18:18] Mahiro**
This used to be my big
brother's room, you see?
**[18:21] Mahiro**
I-I'm just... using it for the time being.
**[18:25] Mahiro**
Oh! He got into a good college,
**[18:28] Mahiro**
so he's living on his
own far away from home.
**[18:33] Momiji**
So your brother's into
that kind of stuff, huh?
**[18:44] Mahiro**
I-I couldn't just throw out all his stuff.
**[18:47] Mahiro**
So I just kept everything
the way he left it.
**[18:50] Mahiro**
I know it's weird, but...
**[18:53] Mahiro**
They remind me of him...
**[18:56] Momiji**
I see...
**[18:58] Momiji**
That makes sense.
**[19:00] Momiji**
But still...
**[19:03] Momiji**
You really shouldn't have
these lying around!
**[19:06] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[19:07] Momiji**
Let's at least put the
dirty ones away somewhere!
**[19:09] Momiji**
I'll help!
**[19:11] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[19:12] Mahiro**
What?!
**[19:13] Mahiro**
Uh... Hold on...
**[19:14] Momiji**
Look, there's a box right over there.
**[19:17] Sign**
Making This
Sassy Babe Mine
**[19:22] 19**
Raising My Own Elves
**[19:22] 19**
A Peach-Colored Life
**[19:23] 19**
The Sexy Fox Spirit
**[19:24] 19**
Super Sexy Cooking
**[19:25] 19**
Tightly Bound
**[19:26] 19**
Complex 3P
**[19:28] Mahiro**
Um... Could we at least
sort them by genre?
**[19:39] Momiji**
That should do it.
**[19:41] Mahiro**
Farewell, my comrades...
**[19:44] Mahiro**
Though I guess we're not throwing them out,
**[19:47] Mahiro**
so it's not the end of the world.
**[19:48] Momiji**
Now to put this in the closet.
**[19:54] Mahiro**
Be careful, it's heavy!
**[19:56] Momiji**
I got it!
**[19:58] Mahiro**
I'll help you!
**[20:08] Momiji**
Ow, ow, ouch...
**[20:10] Momiji**
Sorry! Are you all right?
**[20:23] Mihari**
What happened?!
**[20:24] Mihari**
I heard a really big thud just now!
**[20:31] Mihari**
Um...
**[20:35] Mahiro**
I-I swear, Mihari— Onee-chan!
**[20:38] Mahiro**
It's not what it looks like!
**[20:41] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan, shouldn't she be
the one saying that, not you?
**[20:47] Kaede**
Already acting like besties, huh?
**[20:52] Mahiro**
I'm so glad she catches on quick.
**[20:56] Kaede**
Thanks for today!
**[20:58] Kaede**
I'm much more confident
about the test now!
**[21:00] Mihari**
Good luck!
**[21:03] Momiji**
See you later, Mahiro-chan!
**[21:06] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah!
**[21:14] Mihari**
Look at you, making friends!
**[21:16] Mahiro**
Me making friends with a girl
her age is basically a crime!
**[21:19] Mihari**
But you're around the same age as her now.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
Hmm, I guess.
**[21:23] Mahiro**
More importantly...
**[21:25] Mihari**
Hmm?
**[21:26] Mahiro**
She touched my boobs.
**[21:31] Kaede**
So, what did you guys do together?
**[21:33] Momiji**
Wha? Oh! Uh...
**[21:36] Momiji**
It's a secret!
**[21:40] Momiji**
She seems cool, though, doesn't she?
**[23:26] Momiji**
They were so soft and squishy...
**[23:32] Momiji**
Still rock-solid!
**[23:35] Sign**
See you next week!!
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Yutaka Nakamura
**[23:38] Momiji**
See you next time!
# E5 - Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD40P1/mahiro-discovers-adventure-and-social-gatherings)
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**[00:10] Mihari**
What a lovely morning!
**[00:13] Mihari**
If only Onii-chan would get
up early for once to see it.
**[00:21] Mahiro**
Oh, g'morning.
**[00:28] Mihari**
You're... awake.
**[00:35] Mihari**
B-Better make sure the
disaster kit's stocked up!
**[00:39] Mahiro**
What are you saying?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:58] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:04] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #05 Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
**[02:11] Mahiro**
They're selling clear files from my
fave anime at the corner store today.
**[02:18] Mahiro**
The popular characters tend to
get snatched up quick, you know?
**[02:19] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[02:20] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[02:23] Mahiro**
It means neglecting my duty as
home security officer, of course,
**[02:28] Mahiro**
but materialism won out in the end.
**[02:32] Mihari**
Wait, hold on...
**[02:33] Mihari**
D-Does that mean you're...
**[02:36] Mahiro**
Yup.
**[02:37] Mahiro**
I'm headed out right now.
**[02:42] Mihari**
Y-You're actually...
**[02:45] Mihari**
leaving the house of your own volition...
**[02:49] Mahiro**
Oh, no! The waterworks!
**[02:52] Mihari**
And you got up early!
**[02:54] Mihari**
You even made breakfast all by yourself!
**[02:56] Mahiro**
Okay, okay! I get it, all right?
**[02:58] Mahiro**
Try and pull yourself together!
**[03:02] Mihari**
I'll treat you to a nice lunch
when you get back, okay?!
**[03:06] Mahiro**
I'm just going to the corner store.
**[03:10] Shop Assistant**
Have a nice day!
**[03:13] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:14] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:16] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:18] Sign**
Magical Fleet
Love★Master
**[03:24] Mahiro**
I managed to get them all,
**[03:27] Mahiro**
but getting there required
quite the scavenger hunt.
**[03:29] Mahiro**
I ended up having to come all the
way out here to the station.
**[03:32] Mahiro**
I thought about giving up and going home,
**[03:35] Mahiro**
but I didn't wanna disappoint Mihari
after all the fuss she made.
**[03:40] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:43] Passerby**
Hey, take a look.
**[03:48] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[03:57] Mahiro**
I-I should head back.
**[04:13] Student A**
This time I'm gonna beat your ass!
**[04:13] Student B**
C'mon, let's go!
**[04:14] Student C**
I've gotten way better, just so you know.
**[04:18] Mahiro**
An arcade, huh?
**[04:21] Mahiro**
Woohoo! What a blast from the past!
**[04:24] Mahiro**
I used to come to these a ton back
when I was in middle school!
**[04:27] Mahiro**
Wow! Yeah!
**[04:31] Student D**
He's cornered!
**[04:32] Student D**
Yeah, go in for the punch!
**[04:34] Student D**
That's it!
**[04:35] Student D**
You got this! You got this!
**[04:36] Student D**
Yeah! Get him!
**[04:39] Student E**
I can still win this!
**[04:40] Student D**
Almost, almost!
**[04:43] Student F**
Hell yeah!
**[04:44] Mahiro**
M-Maybe I'll skip the
fighting games for now...
**[04:49] Mahiro**
Hm?
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Become the person of your dreams.
Your best self ♥
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**[04:56] Mahiro**
I-I'm allowed in here, right?
**[04:59] Mahiro**
Since I'm a girl right now and all.
**[05:01] Mahiro**
Wow, it's a whole new world!
**[05:03] Mahiro**
I'm kinda getting a rush!
**[05:08] Sign**
Capture Your Beauty!
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Capture Your Beauty!
**[05:09] Mahiro**
Can't hurt to give it a go, right?
**[05:12] Mahiro**
Hey! You can add stickers!
**[05:15] Mahiro**
My eyes look huge!
**[05:17] Mahiro**
Is this what they mean by "instaworthy"?
**[05:21] Sign**
Kokokara
**[05:22] Mahiro**
They're done!
**[05:31] Mahiro**
Wait!
**[05:32] Mahiro**
What the hell am I even doing?!
**[05:35] JK A**
So then my boyfriend was like...
**[05:36] JK B**
No way! For real?!
**[05:38] JK C**
What a jerk!
**[05:39] Mahiro**
I-I'm sorry!
**[05:52] Mahiro**
Man, I love these kinds of games.
**[05:58] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:59] Mahiro**
*I-Is somebody watching me?*
**[06:06] Mahiro**
*He's still there!*
**[06:11] Mahiro**
*B-But why?!*
**[06:13] Mahiro**
*It's not like I'm that good at it.*
**[06:17] Mahiro**
*O-Oh, no! Is it because I'm a girl?!*
**[06:22] Mahiro**
*Ugh, one of those desperate types!*
**[06:25] Mahiro**
* Girls who play rhythm games*
* probably seem like easy targets...*
**[06:28] Mahiro**
*Th-This sucks!*
**[06:33] Truant Officer**
All right, you.
**[06:37] Mahiro**
I-I-I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of girl—
**[06:39] Mahiro**
I mean, guy—
**[06:40] Mahiro**
I mean, girl you're after!
**[06:46] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[06:51] Sign**
Truant Officer
**[06:54] Truant Officer**
Young lady, shouldn't you be in school?
**[06:57] Mahiro**
Huh? S-School?
**[06:59] Truant Officer**
Which school do you go to?
**[07:00] Mahiro**
U-Um... Err...
**[07:03] Truant Officer**
What's your name? What year are you?
**[07:06] Mahiro**
U-Uh... Um...
**[07:09] Truant Officer**
Can you tell me where your parents are?
**[07:12] Mahiro**
No, no, no, no...
**[07:16] Sign**
Oyama
**[07:19] Mahiro**
I told you the outside world was scary!
**[07:23] Mahiro**
There, there...
**[07:26] Mahiro**
You got a talking-to, huh?
**[07:27] Mahiro**
I guess today *is* a weekday.
It slipped my mind.
**[07:30] Mahiro**
Just when you finally ventured
outside on your own, too.
**[07:33] Mahiro**
If I'm not careful, we'll be
right back where we started.
**[07:37] Mahiro**
I need to fix this somehow.
**[07:40] Sign**
Mahiro
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Meeeow~
**[07:40] Mihari**
Sho cuuute!
**[07:42] Sign**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[07:53] Mihari**
Oh, you've got split ends.
**[07:54] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[07:56] Mihari**
C'mere a sec.
**[08:00] Mihari**
It's because you don't
take proper care of it.
**[08:03] Mahiro**
No, it's because it's unnecessarily long!
**[08:06] Mahiro**
Forget that tiny thing, and
let's chop it all off instead!
**[08:09] Mihari**
No way! Not a chance!
**[08:10] Mihari**
Don't you realize how difficult it
is to grow your hair out that long?!
**[08:14] Mahiro**
Huh? But mine grew out in one night...
**[08:18] Mihari**
Still, I guess it *is* getting a little long...
**[08:21] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[08:24] Mihari**
All right! We're going to the hair salon!
**[08:27] Mahiro**
The hair salon?!
**[08:35] Raika**
Welcome in!
**[08:37] Raika**
Oh!
**[08:39] Raika**
What's this?
**[08:40] Raika**
That was quick. Weren't you
just here the other day?
**[08:43] Mihari**
Oh, no. It's not for me this time.
**[08:46] Mihari**
Could you work your magic
on this little one today?
**[08:52] Raika**
Sure thing. Right this way.
**[08:55] Mahiro**
This is too much for a mere
home security officer to take.
**[09:01] Raika**
How about a two-inch trim?
**[09:04] Raika**
Sound good?
**[09:05] Mahiro**
Hyup!
**[09:06] Raika**
It's not too tight, is it?
**[09:08] Raika**
Let me know if anything feels off, okay?
**[09:18] Raika**
So you're Mihari-chan's
little sister, right?
**[09:20] Raika**
Your big sis comes here
quite often, you know?
**[09:23] Mahiro**
O-Oh, really?
**[09:26] Raika**
Is this your first time
coming to a hair salon?
**[09:28] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:30] Raika**
You in middle school?
**[09:33] Raika**
It's been getting cold out recently, huh?
**[09:35] Mahiro**
U-Uh...
**[09:37] Raika**
What do you like to do on your days off?
**[09:39] Mahiro**
U-Um...
**[09:41] Raika**
Do you go out with your friends?
**[09:49] Raika**
Okey-doke, are you happy with the length?
**[09:52] Mahiro**
It's finally over.
**[09:54] Raika**
Time for a quick shampoo, then. Follow me.
**[09:58] Mahiro**
Okay...
**[09:59] Mahiro**
Wait, there's more?!
**[10:02] Raika**
Got places to be, huh?
**[10:09] Raika**
Does it feel itchy at all anywhere?
**[10:12] Mahiro**
No, not at all...
**[10:14] Raika**
Long hair can be a hassle, huh?
**[10:17] Raika**
But it's worth it when you have
gorgeous hair like yours.
**[10:33] Mahiro**
* Maybe the hair salon isn't*
* so bad after all...*
**[10:41] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[10:42] Raika**
Oh! Is it too hot?
**[10:44] Mahiro**
N-No! Not at all!
**[10:46] Mahiro**
Not one bit!
**[10:49] Mahiro**
*S-Scratch that, it rules!*
**[10:58] Mahiro**
Phew, I feel all refreshed now.
**[11:00] Raika**
Now for your hair treatment.
**[11:03] Mahiro**
Wha?!
**[11:04] Raika**
Their parfaits are so good.
**[11:07] Raika**
They have so many options,
I can never decide what to get.
**[11:11] Raika**
I really recommend their
strawberry affogato one.
**[11:15] Raika**
And their ruby chocolate sherbet, too.
**[11:17] Raika**
Oh, and that limited-edition Shine
Muscat grape flavor they did once!
**[11:21] Raika**
You really should give them a try sometime!
**[11:23] Mahiro**
*Ugh...*
**[11:25] Mahiro**
*I-I can't take this anymore!*
**[11:29] Mahiro**
*She leaves me no other choice...*
**[11:31] Mahiro**
*It's nap time.*
**[11:35] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:37] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:40] Mihari**
Wake up, Mahiro-chan! You're all set.
**[11:44] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:49] Mahiro**
Wha—
**[11:50] Mahiro**
What did she do to me?!
**[11:54] Mihari**
You weren't waking up, so I asked
her to give you a blowout.
**[11:59] Raika**
You look great! Just like a princess!
**[12:02] Mihari & Raika**
Right?
**[12:04] Mahiro**
Like a princess?!
**[12:11] Mihari**
Oh? So you like it, huh?
**[12:14] Mahiro**
I-I never said that!
**[12:24] Mihari**
Does it feel nice to get all dolled up?
**[12:27] Mahiro**
N-Not especially...
**[12:31] Mahiro**
Will it stay all poofy like this forever?
**[12:35] Mihari**
It's not a perm, so probably not.
**[12:37] Mihari**
It depends on your hair type,
**[12:39] Mihari**
but styling usually doesn't
hold up that long.
**[12:44] Mihari**
There's always doing it yourself at home,
**[12:46] Mihari**
but it can be a pain to keep up.
**[12:48] Mihari**
And getting a hairdresser to do it every
time can get a little pricey, too.
**[12:59] Mahiro**
Th-That's steep.
**[13:04] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:05] Raika**
*Onimai.*
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ONIMAI
**[13:09] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[13:14] Mahiro**
Yeah?!
**[13:15] Sign**
Mahiro
**[13:19] Mahiro**
Okay, okay.
**[13:20] Mahiro**
What's with you? You usually
just come barging right in.
**[13:32] Mahiro**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!
**[13:36] Mahiro**
Help! S-Somebody help!
**[13:49] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:50] Mihari**
It's a costume, silly!
**[13:54] Mihari**
Today's Halloween, remember?
**[13:59] Mahiro**
Who cares about some stupid holiday?!
**[14:02] Mahiro**
I hate celebrating those kinds of things!
**[14:05] Mihari**
Aww!
**[14:06] Mihari**
But Kaede's having a party at her place.
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[14:11] Mihari**
I take it you're not coming, then, Onii-chan?
**[14:15] Mihari**
Well, what's it gonna be?
**[14:26] Mahiro**
T-T-T-T—
**[14:28] Mahiro**
Trick or... treat!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
Rawr!
**[14:36] Kaede**
You're so cute!
**[14:42] Mahiro**
Halloween rules!
**[14:46] Kaede**
Gosh, Mahiro-chan! You really
went the extra mile, huh?
**[14:50] Mahiro**
Wait, what?
**[14:52] Mahiro**
Am I the only one wearing a costume?
**[14:54] Momiji**
Huh?
**[14:56] Mahiro**
But Mihari told me it was a costume party.
**[14:59] Mahiro**
Right?
**[15:02] Mahiro**
You tricked me!
**[15:05] Mahiro**
This is so embarrassing...
**[15:07] Mihari**
Who cares? You look cute!
**[15:09] Kaede**
Oh, goodness...
**[15:10] Kaede**
So what have you come dressed as, Mihari?
**[15:13] Mihari**
This isn't a costume.
**[15:15] Kaede**
Yeah, I know.
**[15:17] Mahiro**
Heh, she gotcha good!
**[15:23] Kaede**
Okay, then. The two of us
are gonna prepare dinner,
**[15:26] Kaede**
so why don't you guys go play for a bit?
**[15:28] Mahiro & Momiji**
Okay!
**[15:30] Momiji**
What do you wanna do?
**[15:32] Mahiro**
I kinda want to get out of this first.
**[15:35] Momiji**
I can lend you something, if you want.
**[15:37] Momiji**
Wanna go to my room?
**[15:39] Mahiro**
Y-Your room?!
**[15:41] Momiji**
Yeah.
**[15:42] Mahiro**
Oh, but I wouldn't wanna impose...
**[15:45] Momiji**
Come on, don't be silly.
**[15:48] Mahiro**
Whoops—
**[15:57] Mahiro**
The room of a girl I barely know.
**[15:59] Momiji**
So...
**[16:01] Momiji**
I don't really have anything cutesy.
**[16:04] Mahiro**
Thanks.
**[16:09] Mahiro**
That's too bad, though.
**[16:11] Momiji**
What is?
**[16:13] Mahiro**
I really wanted to see
Kaede-chan in a costume.
**[16:16] Momiji**
Oh...
**[16:18] Momiji**
She does have a nice figure, huh?
**[16:21] Kaede**
*Boing!*
**[16:22] Kaede**
*Jiggle!*
**[16:24] Kaede**
*Wow!*
**[16:28] Momiji**
And then there's me...
**[16:33] Mahiro**
I-I'm sure yours will
grow in sooner or later!
**[16:36] Mahiro**
You two are sisters, right?!
**[16:39] Momiji**
I feel like she's hogging
all the good genes.
**[16:41] Mahiro**
Huh? No way!
**[16:44] Momiji**
I envy you, Mahiro-chan.
At least you have *some*.
**[16:47] Mahiro**
Wha?!
**[16:48] Mahiro**
Y-You think so?
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Mihari's certainly aren't small...
**[16:54] Mahiro**
Does that mean I have room to grow too?
**[16:57] Mahiro**
Wait! What am I even saying?!
**[17:02] Momiji**
What's wrong? Are you okay?
**[17:05] Mahiro**
*C-Crap!*
**[17:07] Mahiro**
* I've been forgetting myself*
* too easily lately!*
**[17:10] Mahiro**
* You're a man, remember?! Get*
* those dirty cogwheels turning!*
**[17:16] Momiji**
Hey...
**[17:17] Momiji**
Do you think it's true that rubbing
them makes them grow bigger?
**[17:20] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[17:22] Momiji**
Well, do you?
**[17:23] Mahiro**
Uh... Um...
**[17:26] Momiji**
Oh, no, not in a weird way...
**[17:30] Mahiro**
Oh, right...
**[17:39] Kaede**
Okay, you two!
**[17:41] Kaede**
Come help set the table!
**[17:43] Kaede**
Hm?
**[17:49] Momiji**
Wow! There's pumpkins galore!
**[17:53] Mahiro**
Ugh, but I don't like pumpkin...
**[17:56] Kaede**
Now, now.
**[17:57] Kaede**
At least give it a try.
**[18:06] Mahiro**
It's yummy!
**[18:08] Mahiro**
You never disappoint, Kaede-chan!
**[18:10] Kaede**
I know, right?
**[18:13] Mihari**
I cooked too, you know?
**[18:16] Mahiro**
What's that?
**[18:17] Mihari**
It's stir-fried chicken
and pumpkin in mustard.
**[18:25] Mahiro**
Wow, it's surprisingly good!
**[18:28] Mihari**
Surprisingly?
**[18:30] Momiji**
Oh, my gosh! It really is!
**[18:33] Momiji**
It's delicious!
**[18:35] Mihari**
You're such a sweetheart, Momiji-chan.
**[18:44] Kaede**
Hm? What's so funny?
**[18:46] Mihari**
I was just thinking it's been a while since
we had dinner in a group like this.
**[18:49] Kaede**
Oh, right.
**[18:50] Kaede**
Your parents have been overseas
for a while now, haven't they?
**[18:53] Momiji**
Doesn't your brother ever
come home to visit?
**[18:56] Mahiro**
Wh-Where did that come from?!
**[18:59] Momiji**
You told me he was going to a
college far away from home.
**[19:03] Mahiro**
Oh, um, um, um...
**[19:05] Mihari**
Oh! Oh, yes!
**[19:07] Mihari**
Yes, that's right! College!
**[19:10] Mihari**
Studying really takes up most of
his time these days, you know?
**[19:12] Kaede**
I don't think I ever got to meet him.
**[19:15] Kaede**
You used to talk about him all
the time back in middle school.
**[19:20] Mahiro**
What?
**[19:20] Mihari**
O-Oh, did I?
**[19:23] Mihari**
Anyways! Um...
**[19:24] Mihari**
Oh, a trip!
**[19:27] Mihari**
Why don't we all go on a trip together?!
**[19:29] Kaede**
I'd be down, but where to?
**[19:32] Momiji**
Since it's winter, why not skiing?
**[19:34] Mahiro**
Skiing?
**[19:35] Mahiro**
No way! Anything but that!
**[19:37] Mahiro**
I say we go down south
to the tropical islands
**[19:40] Mahiro**
and lounge around in an
air-conditioned hotel room!
**[19:43] Momiji**
Sounds kinda fancy!
**[19:45] Kaede**
Traveling down south can get
a little expensive, though.
**[19:48] Kaede**
How about we just book a stay
at a nearby onsen instead?
**[19:51] Mahiro**
An onsen, huh? A hot spring does sound nice.
**[19:55] Kaede**
Doesn't it?
**[19:56] Momiji**
Yeah, going to a hot spring with
Mahiro-chan sounds fun!
**[19:58] Kaede**
A hot spring inn it is!
**[20:05] Mahiro**
Phew, I'm stuffed! That was so good.
**[20:09] Mihari**
See? I knew you'd have fun!
**[20:12] Mahiro**
By the way, about what Kaede said...
**[20:14] Mihari**
Oh, that? Um...
**[20:17] Mahiro**
Honestly, I have no idea what kinda
things you said behind my back,
**[20:22] Mahiro**
but I suppose there's no
point bringing it up now.
**[20:26] Mihari**
I wasn't bad-mouthing you.
**[20:29] Mahiro**
Hm? Did you say something?
**[20:31] Mihari**
Nothing at all.
**[20:37] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[20:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[20:42] Mihari**
Jeez.
**[20:44] Mihari**
Another day loafing about
doing nothing, is it?
**[20:48] Mihari**
You could at least go outside and play!
**[20:51] Mahiro**
Who are you? Mom?!
**[20:53] Mahiro**
Besides, what if I get caught
by another truant officer, huh?!
**[21:00] Mahiro**
Life is so cruel.
**[21:03] Mahiro**
Keeping me locked up at home
playing video games like this.
**[21:08] Mihari**
* He's been making great strides*
* by getting out more recently,*
**[21:13] Mihari**
* but if he keeps this up, he'll*
* be a freeloader his whole life.*
**[21:17] Mahiro**
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
**[21:17] Mihari**
* I was hoping to avoid this, but I*
* think it's time to execute plan B.*
**[21:19] Mahiro**
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
**[21:23] Mihari**
*Where to start...*
**[21:31] Mihari**
Look who it is!
**[21:33] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan? Yeah, she's here!
**[21:36] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[21:38] Mahiro**
Maybe that's Momiji.
**[21:41] Mahiro**
Upsa-daisy.
**[21:45] Mahiro**
Hey, what's up?
**[21:47] Momiji**
Hey, Mahiro-chan!
**[21:48] Mahiro**
Momi—
**[21:49] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[22:01] Mahiro**
Wh-Who the hell—?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Kana Ishida
**[23:38] Asahi**
*See you next time!*
# E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3XW5E/mahiro-goes-back-to-middle-school)
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**[00:09] Ms Mari**
Okay, kids! Take your seats.
**[00:14] Ms Mari**
I'd like to introduce our
new transfer student.
**[00:17] Mahiro**
I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
**[00:20] Mahiro**
M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
**[00:23] Mahiro**
P-Please bear with me while
I get used to everything.
**[00:27] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[00:27] Mahiro**
I-It's nice to meet you all!
**[00:33] Students**
Welcome to the class!
**[00:36] Ms Mari**
Okay then, your seat is by the
window, furthest to the back.
**[00:41] Mahiro**
*Why... Wh-Wh-Why—*
**[00:43] Mahiro**
*Why am I even here?!*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:04] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:10] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
**[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
**[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Wh-Who are they?!
**[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sorry we startled you!
**[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
My friends and I were just on
our way to a parfait place,
**[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji**
so we were wondering if you'd
like to come with us.
**[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Par—?!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari**
You don't say...
**[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
**[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari**
Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
**[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari**
You were just telling me you
had nothing else to do today!
**[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro**
What are you...?
**[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Here! This should cover the parfait.
**[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro**
R-Right...
**[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari**
Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
**[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sure!
**[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji**
Come on, let's get going!
**[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro**
But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
**[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari**
Have fun, you guys!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji**
Let me introduce you guys!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji**
These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi**
I'm Asahi!
**[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm M-Mahiro.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji**
Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
**[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Oh! Sorry!
**[03:33] Miyo**
*I'd heard they were close, but...*
**[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji**
Hm?
**[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi**
So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
given us the lowdown on you.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Mahiron?
**[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo**
She told us how cute and funny you were!
**[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi**
Not to mention...
**[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi**
that you're a good-for-nothing slob
who's scared of strangers!
**[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji**
That's not what I told them at all!
**[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji**
She doesn't mean it, I promise...
**[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro**
It's fine, really!
**[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Besides, she's not wrong.
**[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro**
This is better than having to
pretend to be something I'm not.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi**
Awesome! Glad I could help.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji**
You didn't help one bit.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji**
Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Wow, harsh!
**[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji**
Well, we've known each other since
elementary school, you know?
**[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi**
Yup!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo**
Don't fret, okay?
**[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo**
They're just kinda stuck with
each other, that's all.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Am I missing something?
**[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara**
Sorry for the wait.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi**
Hey, look at that!
**[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji**
Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Whoa!
**[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji**
They have so many flavors here.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I think this is my first time trying one!
**[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi**
Here, say "ah"!
**[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi**
You can try a bite of mine
as an apology for earlier.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Huh? Oh...
**[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Ahh...
**[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji**
You can try mine instead!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
**[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi**
Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro**
H-Hey!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji**
Well, mine tastes yummier!
**[05:40] Miyo**
*Thank you for this meal.*
**[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo**
Thank you!
**[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Man, I'm stuffed.
**[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi**
Same!
**[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji**
I'm glad you liked it!
**[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Sorry to butt in on your friend
group, by the way.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi**
But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi**
We should hang out again sometime!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji**
See you later!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi**
Bye-bye!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo**
Bye-bye!
**[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo**
Mahiro-chan!
**[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo**
I'm rooting for you, okay?!
**[06:45] Mahiro**
*I-Is she okay...?*
**[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
**[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari**
How was your girls' day out?
**[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Girls' day out, huh?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro**
The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari**
Hey, that's good!
**[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari**
Say, why don't you go ahead and
take a bath before dinner?
**[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I wonder when I'll see them again...
**[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Now to get dressed...
**[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Hm?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro**
This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari**
Yay!
**[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari**
My old uniform fits you like a glove!
**[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro**
I'm not interested in being your
dress-up doll again, okay?
**[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari**
Onii-chan, would you sit
down with me for a moment?
**[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro**
What's going on?
**[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari**
I wasn't sure about this either,
**[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari**
but the drug's effects won't
wear off for a while yet,
**[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari**
and you've already started
to make new friends.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro**
Friends?
**[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari**
I've already come up with a
cover story and everything.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro**
A cover story?
**[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro**
W-Wait, don't tell me...
**[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari**
You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
**[08:44] Mahiro**
*And that's how I ended up in this mess.*
**[08:48] Mahiro**
*I really should have put my foot down more.*
**[08:51] Mahiro**
* Who would've thought I'd have*
* to relive middle school...*
**[08:56] Mahiro**
*and as a girl, no less?*
**[09:03] Nodoka**
Hey, can we talk?
**[09:05] Minori**
You're so cute!
**[09:06] Satsuki**
Your hair's pretty, too!
**[09:08] Mai**
Tell us where you're from!
**[09:09] Mahiro**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
**[09:14] Momiji**
Come on, guys!
**[09:16] Momiji**
If you all come at her at once,
she'll never get a word in.
**[09:21] Momiji**
Right, Mahiro-chan?
**[09:26] Mahiro**
Momiji-sama!
**[09:30] Nodoka**
Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
**[09:33] Momiji**
Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
**[09:36] Satsuki**
Gotcha.
**[09:37] Satsuki**
Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
**[09:39] Girls**
Bummer.
**[09:40] Girls**
Let's go, guys.
**[09:40] Girls**
Maybe next time.
**[09:42] Mahiro**
I-I'm free.
**[09:45] Momiji**
This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
**[09:48] Asahi**
Mahiron!
**[09:49] Miyo**
I didn't know we were
going to be classmates!
**[09:51] Asahi**
Same!
**[09:53] Mahiro**
Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
**[09:56] Momiji**
Still, I had no idea.
**[09:59] Momiji**
Must have been tough dropping out and
being homeschooled due to your health.
**[10:03] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:04] Mahiro**
* Oh, was that the cover*
* story Mihari mentioned?*
**[10:07] Mahiro**
Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
**[10:10] Miyo**
Are you sure you're okay?
**[10:12] Miyo**
You look a little pale...
**[10:14] Mahiro**
Don't worry, I'm fine!
**[10:16] Mahiro**
It's probably just a lack of sleep.
**[10:18] Momiji**
School does start pretty early, huh?
**[10:21] Asahi**
Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
**[10:26] Asahi**
Let me share some of my
energy with you, then!
**[10:29] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[10:31] Asahi**
Squeeze.
**[10:33] Asahi**
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:33] Sign**
Hug
**[10:35] Sign**
Waaaaaah
**[10:37] Sign**
Hug
**[10:38] Mahiro**
*Smells just like a summer breeze...*
**[10:42] Momiji**
Get off of her, Asahi!
**[10:45] Asahi**
There, there. You too, Momiji.
**[10:54] Mahiro**
Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
**[10:57] Miyo**
Yeah, she can get pretty
touchy-feely sometimes.
**[10:59] Asahi**
Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
**[11:01] Miyo**
N-No need. I'm good!
**[11:03] Miyo**
I prefer to watch, anyway!
**[11:08] Mahiro**
*Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?*
**[11:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:14] ---**
ONIMAI
**[11:16] Nodoka**
Once upon a time, there lived
an old bamboo cutter.
**[11:20] Mahiro**
* After that, I made it through*
* class without getting called on.*
**[11:21] Nodoka**
Every day, he would make his way
into the fields and mountains...
**[11:24] Mahiro**
*And though I had been dreading break time,*
**[11:26] Mahiro**
* it went by pretty peacefully with*
* Momiji and the others by my side.*
**[11:35] Mahiro**
I-I made it through unscathed.
**[11:39] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan!
**[11:41] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:42] Momiji**
Let's walk home together!
**[11:44] Mahiro**
Sure!
**[11:49] Momiji**
So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
**[11:52] Momiji**
Were you nervous?
**[11:54] Mahiro**
You guys helped me out so much!
**[11:57] Mahiro**
I don't know what I would
have done without you!
**[12:03] Mahiro**
Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
Gotta go, gotta go!
**[12:40] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?!
**[12:41] Momiji**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[12:43] Asahi**
Girls' bathroom's this way.
**[12:48] Mahiro**
*Damn, that was a close call.*
**[12:51] Mahiro**
*Gotta be more careful.*
**[12:56] Mahiro**
Why'd you guys follow me in here?
**[12:59] Momiji**
What d'ya mean, why?
**[13:08] Mahiro**
*Oh, right...*
**[13:11] Mahiro**
*Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?*
**[13:14] Mahiro**
*I don't think I have the guts for that.*
**[13:21] Momiji**
The desserts they have are really good, too!
**[13:25] Miyo**
You should come with us
next time, Mahiro-chan!
**[13:27] Asahi**
Yeah, you should!
**[13:28] Mahiro**
Almost there...
**[13:30] Mahiro**
Almost there...
**[13:32] Mahiro**
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
**[13:35] Mahiro**
Almost... Almost...
**[13:38] Momiji**
Are you even listening?
**[13:39] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:41] Momiji**
Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
**[13:44] Sign**
Oyama
**[13:46] Mahiro**
Just in time...
**[13:49] Mahiro**
See ya!
**[13:50] Momiji**
Yeah!
**[13:51] Momiji**
See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:07] Mahiro**
See you tomorrow...
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Wait! Now's not the time!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
**[14:16] Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-cha—
**[14:33] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:34] Asahi**
*Onimai.*
**[14:38] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:38] Mari & Rin**
*Onimai.*
**[14:43] Mahiro**
Ugh, this sucks...
**[14:47] Mihari**
You say that, but you're
already dressed and ready.
**[14:50] Mahiro**
B-But people would worry if I skipped
the very next day, wouldn't they?!
**[14:55] Mihari**
That's not the real reason, is it?
**[14:58] Mihari**
Here, take your bag.
**[15:02] Mihari**
Look! They're here to pick you up.
**[15:06] Momiji**
Morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[15:08] Kaede**
Your ribbon's crooked.
**[15:11] Mahiro**
Morning!
**[15:13] Mihari**
Take care, now!
**[15:15] Kaede**
Later!
**[15:15] Momiji**
See you later!
**[15:17] Mahiro**
See you later!
**[15:28] Mahiro**
My bag's so heavy...
**[15:30] Kaede**
Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
**[15:33] Momiji**
Build up that stamina.
**[15:35] Kaede**
Well? How's school been?
**[15:39] Mahiro**
I don't really know just yet...
**[15:43] Kaede**
Gotcha!
**[15:44] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
**[15:46] Kaede**
Oh?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
What?
**[15:48] Mahiro**
I wouldn't say that...
**[15:49] Kaede**
C'mon, own it!
**[15:51] Kaede**
You won't be in middle school for long!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
I-I'm beat!
**[15:59] Mahiro**
Just let it be over!
**[16:02] Mahiro**
I should ask Mihari to get her license
and have her drive me instead.
**[16:06] Mahiro**
At this rate, I'll have to
start learning in my sleep.
**[16:11] Mahiro**
What's first period today, anyway?
**[16:15] Kid 1**
Let's get going.
**[16:16] Kid 2**
This'll be fun.
**[16:16] Mahiro**
Gym class, huh?
**[16:20] Mahiro**
So that's why my bag was so heavy.
**[16:25] Momiji**
M-Mahiro-chan?!
**[16:28] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[16:35] Mahiro**
Wh-Whoops, sorry!
**[16:38] Momiji**
Pull yourself together!
**[16:39] Satsuki**
Hey, boys! Quit staring!
**[16:41] Minori**
You jerks!
**[16:42] Yuuta**
I-I wasn't even looking!
**[16:44] Mahiro**
Sorry, my brethren.
**[16:46] Mahiro**
I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
**[16:49] Momiji**
Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Where are we going?
**[16:53] Mahiro**
Don't tell me—
**[16:54] Sign**
Girls' Changing Room
**[16:55] Girl A**
Right?
**[16:57] Girl B**
Same here!
**[16:59] Girl C**
You've lost weight, haven't you?!
**[17:01] Girl C**
You look great!
**[17:02] Mahiro**
*What fresh hell is this?!*
**[17:06] Mahiro**
I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
**[17:09] Mahiro**
The whole place is a minefield!
**[17:12] Mahiro**
There's gotta be a safe
place to look somewhere...
**[17:17] Mahiro**
Oh, the beckoning call
of the flat, open plains.
**[17:22] Mahiro**
Truly a sight for sore eyes.
**[17:26] Mahiro**
Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
**[17:28] Mahiro**
I figured she'd love it in here.
**[17:34] Mahiro**
What are you doing, cooped
up in the corner like that?
**[17:37] Sign**
Girls' Changing Room
**[17:41] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?
**[17:42] Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
**[17:44] Miyo**
Stop looking at them!
**[17:46] Mahiro**
I'm sorry!
**[17:53] Miyo**
They tend to stand out in my gym
clothes, so it's embarrassing.
**[17:57] Miyo**
At least in winter, I can
cover up with a tracksuit.
**[18:02] Mahiro**
So being stacked has its
downsides, huh?
**[18:04] Mahiro**
Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
**[18:10] Ms Rin**
Okay, kids!
**[18:11] Ms Rin**
Let's start by splitting into
pairs and doing warm-ups!
**[18:15] Miyo**
I hate doing this!
**[18:18] Mahiro**
I'm so sorry!
**[18:24] Mahiro**
This is kinda embarrassing...
**[18:27] Momiji**
Today's the day I take you down!
**[18:29] Asahi**
I'd love to see you try!
**[18:31] Mahiro**
Those two seem to be having fun.
**[18:34] Miyo**
They're both pretty athletic, after all.
**[18:37] Mahiro**
What are we doing after this, anyway?
**[18:40] Miyo**
We're doing marathon training
all month, apparently.
**[18:42] Mahiro**
Dread!
**[18:44] Mahiro**
No way!
**[18:46] Ms Rin**
Gather round!
**[18:49] Ms Rin**
Today, we'll be recording your
times for the 1500-meter run.
**[18:53] Mahiro**
The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
**[18:53] Ms Rin**
You'll be split into two teams:
team one and team two.
**[18:56] Miyo**
Are you all right?
**[18:57] Ms Rin**
First, team one will run the lap
while team two records their times.
**[18:57] Miyo**
You still look a little pale.
**[19:00] Mahiro**
I think my tummy hurts a little.
**[19:00] Ms Rin**
Then you'll switch sides.
**[19:02] Ms Rin**
Remember to write down your heart
rate before and after you run.
**[19:05] Ms Rin**
Your recorded time—
**[19:05] Miyo**
Excuse me!
**[19:06] Ms Rin**
Hm?
**[19:12] Miyo**
Miss, Oyama-san is...
**[19:15] Ms Rin**
Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
**[19:16] Asahi**
What's up?
**[19:17] Miyo**
It's nothing.
**[19:18] Mahiro**
What? Really?
**[19:23] Mahiro**
I have no idea what happened,
but I'm not complaining.
**[19:25] Mahiro**
That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
**[19:31] Mahiro**
You got this, Miyo-chan!
**[19:38] Mahiro**
Momiji's killing it!
**[19:43] Mahiro**
Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
**[19:48] Asahi**
Goal!
**[19:55] Momiji**
How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
**[20:00] Mahiro**
Good job, guys!
**[20:03] Asahi**
Thanks!
**[20:04] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[20:16] Mahiro**
Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
**[20:21] Miyo**
Don't mention it.
**[20:27] Miyo**
Do you have a spare with you?
**[20:30] Miyo**
Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Borrow what?
**[20:35] Mahiro**
Spare of what?
**[20:41] Asahi**
Hey, what are they talking about?
**[20:45] Momiji**
Come on, Asahi.
**[20:47] Asahi**
Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
**[20:47] Momiji**
Let's go get changed.
**[20:49] Asahi**
Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
**[21:01] Mahiro**
So that's what happened.
**[21:03] Mahiro**
I couldn't bring myself
to correct her, you know?
**[21:07] Mahiro**
I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
way to get out of class, huh?
**[21:13] Mihari**
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
**[21:15] Mihari**
You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
You have a point.
**[21:25] Mihari**
Did anything else give you trouble?
**[21:29] Mihari**
Getting changed for gym class
was a little nerve-wracking.
**[21:32] Mihari**
That, and people kept coming up to
me during break asking questions,
**[21:35] Mihari**
so I might have to flesh out
the cover story you gave me.
**[21:38] Mahiro**
They seem to be buying it
for the time being, though.
**[21:39] Mihari**
*I'm glad he seems happy.*
**[21:42] Mihari**
* Maybe middle school was*
* a good idea, after all.*
**[21:45] Mahiro**
Oh, also!
**[21:46] Mahiro**
I noticed the guys stealing glances
at me a couple times, too.
**[21:50] Mihari**
What do you mean? Tell me more!
**[21:53] Mahiro**
Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
**[21:56] Mihari**
An accident?!
**[21:57] Mahiro**
Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
**[21:59] Mihari**
The boys' bathroom?
**[22:00] Mahiro**
Th-Thanks for dinner!
**[22:02] Mihari**
Hey, wait! Come back here!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
**[23:38] Miyo**
See you next time!
# E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXV079/mahiros-role-playing-game)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Oyama
**[00:04] Momiji**
You've—
**[00:05] Sign**
Practice Questions
**[00:08] Momiji**
You've already done them all.
**[00:10] Momiji**
How?! How did you do that?!
**[00:12] Mahiro**
Huh? Oh, um...
**[00:15] Mahiro**
M-My sister tutored me
while I was absent from school...
**[00:20] Momiji**
Oh, right. She's like a doctor
or something, right?
**[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji**
Hm?
**[00:27] Sign**
Mahiro
**[00:27] Mihari**
Hey, you two. I brought
you some refreshments!
**[00:30] Momiji**
Thanks so much!
**[00:32] Mihari**
You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
**[00:35] Momiji**
Yeah, finals start next week.
**[00:39] Momiji**
Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
**[00:43] Mihari**
Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
**[00:47] Momiji**
Thank you!
**[00:53] Momiji**
I hate math. Especially when they
start adding letters to it...
**[00:59] Mihari**
Oh...
**[01:00] Mihari**
Okay, take this question.
**[01:03] Mihari**
Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
**[01:04] Mahiro**
* I forgot it'd just be middle-*
* school-level homework.*
**[01:07] Mahiro**
* Even if it's been a while,*
* this kind of stuff's a breeze.*
**[01:08] Mihari**
So this is the equation here...
**[01:10] Mihari**
Which means we can take this
number and carry it over here...
**[01:11] Mahiro**
*With any luck...*
**[01:13] Momiji**
Okay...
**[01:13] Mahiro**
*I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!*
**[01:13] Mihari**
Now, add those two together.
**[01:15] Mihari**
Then you just divide!
**[01:17] Momiji**
Oh, I get it now!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:40] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:46] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
**[02:58] Momiji**
Ugh, I hate tests.
**[03:02] Momiji**
Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
**[03:04] Momiji**
Being such a smarty-pants!
**[03:08] Momiji**
I dunno about that!
**[03:11] Momiji**
It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
**[03:13] Mahiro**
Good morning!
**[03:19] Mahiro**
What's happened to the bright
and bubbly Asahi I know?!
**[03:22] Miyo**
Tests are her arch-nemesis.
**[03:27] Mahiro**
Ah, another victim of our
test-score-obsessed society.
**[03:31] Mahiro**
She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
**[03:35] Mahiro**
There, there. You'll get through it.
**[03:38] Mahiro**
I know exactly how you feel.
**[03:43] Asahi**
Mahiron. We're gonna get through
makeup exams together, okay?!
**[03:48] Mahiro**
Wha?! Why me?!
**[03:51] Mahiro**
Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
**[03:51] Miyo**
Aren't you gonna separate them?
**[03:53] Momiji**
Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
**[03:53] Mahiro**
We've got this, okay?!
**[03:55] Momiji**
I'll let it slide just this once.
**[04:07] Mahiro**
* I don't think I've ever felt this*
* calm before an exam in my life.*
**[04:13] Sign**
Math
**[04:13] Sign**
Social Studies
**[04:13] Sign**
Science
**[04:13] Ms Mari**
You may begin.
**[04:16] Sign**
Answer Sheet
**[04:23] Mahiro**
*A perfect score would be too suspicious.*
**[04:25] Mahiro**
*I'll mess up a couple on purpose.*
**[04:27] Mahiro**
*All things in moderation, as they say!*
**[04:32] Mahiro**
*She's always dozing off.*
**[04:35] Mahiro**
* I'd feel bad if I let her*
* sleep through this, though.*
**[04:38] Mahiro**
*Poke, poke.*
**[04:46] Mahiro**
*I totally get it, though.*
**[04:48] Mahiro**
*These seats are so warm and cozy.*
**[05:06] Ms Mari**
All right, stop there!
**[05:08] Ms Mari**
Pass your answer sheets
to the person in front!
**[05:14] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:17] Sign**
Answer Sheet
**[05:20] Mahiro**
Wait!
**[05:35] Mahiro**
I-It's over...
**[05:39] Mahiro**
All right!
**[05:40] Mahiro**
Time to make a comeback!
**[05:42] Sign**
Math 8:40-9:30
**[05:42] Sign**
Social Studies 9:40-10:30
**[05:42] Sign**
Science 10:40-11:30
**[05:42] Sign**
Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
**[05:42] Sign**
English 13:20-14:10
**[05:45] Mahiro**
*Huh? Which era?*
**[05:48] Mahiro**
*Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!*
**[05:52] Mahiro**
* Ugh, I forgot all about*
* classical literature!*
**[05:56] Mahiro**
*Oh!*
**[05:58] Mahiro**
*I've got English in the bag.*
**[06:04] Ms Mari**
All right, I'll be handing
back your tests now.
**[06:07] Sign**
Ughhh...
**[06:07] Mahiro**
Ughhh...
**[06:11] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[06:13] Momiji**
Wh-What the—?!
**[06:14] Asahi**
I *knew* I could count on you, Mahiron!
**[06:17] Asahi**
I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
**[06:20] Momiji**
Don't forget me!
**[06:22] Momiji**
I can help teach you!
**[06:26] Momiji**
But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
**[06:30] Momiji**
I like you better this way, anyway.
**[06:36] Mahiro**
*I should've known...*
**[06:38] Momiji**
What? You slept through math?!
**[06:42] Asahi**
What a slob!
**[06:44] Momiji**
That's classic Mahiro-chan,
though, don't you think?
**[06:46] Asahi**
So true!
**[06:47] Mahiro**
*I was getting stressed out over nothing.*
**[06:49] Momiji**
Silly girl!
**[06:55] Mihari**
O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
**[06:59] Mahiro**
I don't mind being stupid,
**[07:01] Mahiro**
but it kinda sucks to fail
on the rote memorization.
**[07:04] Sign**
No gaming!
**[07:04] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll brush up on some
stuff, just in case.
**[07:10] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[07:11] Mihari**
How about I bump up your allowance a little?
**[07:14] Mahiro**
What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
**[07:20] Nemu**
*Onimai...*
**[07:20] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:26] Asahi**
Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
**[07:29] Momiji**
Did you fall asleep again?
**[07:33] Mahiro**
Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
**[07:37] Mahiro**
How come you don't have
a nickname for Momiji?
**[07:40] Miyo**
That is weird, now that you mention it.
**[07:42] Momiji**
Oh, that's right.
**[07:44] Momiji**
You didn't go to the same grade school
as us, so you wouldn't know...
**[07:48] Asahi**
I *did* have a nickname for her back then!
**[07:51] Momiji**
It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
**[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo**
What? Tell us!
**[07:57] Asahi**
I dubbed her...
**[07:58] Asahi**
"Momijiro."
**[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo**
Momijiro...
**[08:03] Sign**
Momi
**[08:03] Sign**
jiro
**[08:05] Miyo**
It kinda suits her.
**[08:07] Asahi**
It's 'cause I thought
she was a boy at first.
**[08:10] Mahiro**
I feel that.
**[08:12] Momiji**
Come on, guys!
**[08:21] Sign**
Japanese 1
**[08:24] Sign**
Japanese
**[08:27] Sign**
Purrcy
**[08:27] Sign**
ATK Magic
**[08:27] Sign**
Fire
**[08:27] Sign**
Lightning
**[08:27] Sign**
Defense
**[08:27] Sign**
Skill
**[08:27] Sign**
1h Weapon Skills
**[08:27] Sign**
Dual Wielding
**[08:27] Sign**
Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
**[08:27] Sign**
Hero
**[08:27] Sign**
1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
**[08:27] Sign**
Greatswords
**[08:30] Mahiro**
I should pick skills that
combo well with each other.
**[08:30] Sign**
Japanese 1
**[08:33] Mahiro**
First, I gotta awaken the
hero's power, though.
**[08:36] Mahiro**
But do I go for a strength or speed build?
**[08:39] Mahiro**
I wanna go home and get back to it!
**[08:45] Momiji**
Hm?
**[08:46] Momiji**
Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
**[08:50] Sign**
Japanese 1
**[08:51] Momiji**
Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
**[08:54] Ms Mari**
Of course!
**[09:04] Momiji**
*W-Wait, what?!*
**[09:12] Momiji**
Seriously!
**[09:14] Momiji**
You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
**[09:16] Mahiro**
Aw, my bad.
**[09:18] Mahiro**
I was just excited to get back
and play the game I got.
**[09:21] Mahiro**
You know *Lost Quest IX*?!
It just came out yesterday!
**[09:24] Mahiro**
It's been so long since they
released the last one, you know?
**[09:28] Momiji**
Gotcha!
**[09:29] Miyo**
Sorry, I don't know that one.
**[09:32] Mahiro**
What?! You don't know *Lost Quest*?!
**[09:36] Asahi**
I know it!
**[09:37] Mahiro**
You do?!
**[09:38] Asahi**
Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
**[09:41] Mahiro**
Right, your big brother...
**[09:43] Miyo**
Boys do love video games.
**[09:46] Asahi**
Right?
**[09:49] Mahiro**
That's right...
**[09:51] Mahiro**
I guess we're all girls here.
**[09:57] Mahiro**
What do girls even talk about?
**[10:01] Momiji**
What?
**[10:02] Mahiro**
Oh, no! I meant, um...
**[10:04] Momiji**
Now that you ask...
**[10:06] Asahi**
Just talk about whatever you feel like!
**[10:09] Asahi**
You look so happy when you
talk about video games.
**[10:13] Asahi**
I think it's cute!
**[10:15] Mahiro**
Asahi...
**[10:18] Mahiro**
You're such a good friend!
**[10:22] Mahiro**
Who's a good girl?
**[10:26] Momiji**
Th-Th-That's...
**[10:29] Momiji**
That's what I was gonna say!
**[10:37] Miyo**
Though if you want girl talk, we
could always talk about romance!
**[10:43] Mahiro**
I have a feeling your idea of
romance is a little different...
**[10:46] Miyo**
No way!
**[10:53] Mahiro**
Everybody's so sweet.
**[10:56] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll tell them more
about it next time.
**[10:58] Mahiro**
Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
discussion about this stuff,
**[11:03] Mahiro**
but that'd be asking too much.
**[11:04] Yuuta**
How far did you get?
**[11:09] Minato**
I think I saved right after
leaving the port town.
**[11:13] Mahiro**
Are you guys talking about *Lost Quest*?
**[11:16] Yuuta**
U-Um... Oyama, right?
**[11:20] Minato**
You play *Lost Quest* too?
**[11:22] Mahiro**
Of course I do!
**[11:24] Mahiro**
I mean, who wouldn't?!
**[11:29] Mahiro**
Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
**[11:32] Yuuta**
No, we don't mind...
**[11:35] Yuuta**
Right?
**[11:36] Minato**
Y-Yeah. No worries.
**[11:39] Mahiro**
S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
**[11:43] Yuuta**
I got, what was it, that
one with the funny name.
**[11:46] Mahiro**
Do you mean Purrcy?
**[11:48] Yuuta**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:50] Mahiro**
Really?! Me too!
**[11:53] Yuuta**
I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
**[11:57] Minato**
Th-That's true.
**[11:59] Mahiro**
Yeah, true.
**[12:00] Mahiro**
That reminds me!
**[12:01] Mahiro**
Remember that enemy you encounter
in the first dungeon?
**[12:04] Mahiro**
That thing gave me the creeps!
**[12:09] Mahiro**
It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
**[12:13] Mahiro**
I'm so glad I found people
I can talk to about this!
**[12:16] Mahiro**
Oh! Which entry in the
series is your favorite?
**[12:19] Mahiro**
It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
**[12:21] Minato**
Huh? Six?
**[12:23] Minato**
Sorry, I haven't played that one.
**[12:26] Mahiro**
And you call yourself a fan?
**[12:29] Minato**
I mean, it came out before
I was born, you know?
**[12:31] Minato**
*Before I was born...*
**[12:33] Minato**
*Before I was born...*
**[12:34] Minato**
*Before I was born...*
**[12:35] Minato**
*Before I was born, you know?*
**[12:36] Sign**
Before I was born
**[12:40] Mahiro**
B-B-Before you were... born?
**[12:45] Momiji**
What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
**[12:47] Mahiro**
Oh, nothing.
**[12:49] Mahiro**
I'm fine.
**[12:52] Satsuki**
The boys made her cry!
**[12:54] Minori**
You jerks!
**[12:56] Yuuta & Minato**
What?!
**[13:24] Mahiro**
Oh, right!
**[13:26] Mahiro**
Sorry for earlier!
**[13:34] Yuuta**
Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
**[13:37] Minato**
Yeah.
**[13:42] Sign**
Mahiro has leveled up!
**[13:44] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:44] ---**
ONIMAI
**[13:48] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:48] Ms Yuriko**
*Onimai.*
**[13:50] Sign**
Home Ec Room
**[13:53] Mahiro**
I love it when we get days
with more practical classes.
**[13:57] Asahi**
Same!
**[13:58] Ms Yuriko**
Okay, kids.
**[14:00] Ms Yuriko**
Next week, we'll finally be putting
your baking knowledge into practice.
**[14:03] Ms Yuriko**
Starting with cookies!
**[14:07] Ms Yuriko**
The school will provide all
the basic ingredients,
**[14:10] Ms Yuriko**
but discuss with your group if
you'd like to bring in your own
**[14:13] Ms Yuriko**
to put your own spin on it.
**[14:16] Mahiro**
Let's go!
**[14:17] Mahiro**
I can't believe we get to
eat cookies at school!
**[14:20] Mahiro**
Gotta love those perks!
**[14:21] Momiji**
We have to make them first, you know?
**[14:23] Mahiro**
Right...
**[14:30] Miyo**
So what kind of cookies
do you guys wanna make?
**[14:34] Mahiro**
Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
**[14:37] Miyo**
I love baking things!
**[14:39] Mahiro**
Wow, we have so much in common!
**[14:41] Mahiro**
I love *eating* baked things!
**[14:44] Mahiro**
Our team's gonna do great!
**[14:46] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan...
**[14:47] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[14:49] Momiji**
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
get my hopes up just yet.
**[14:52] Asahi**
Her heart might be in it,
but her baking's terrible.
**[14:56] Mahiro**
Oh, gotcha...
**[14:58] Miyo**
There's so many choices, I can't decide!
**[15:02] Asahi**
We gotta keep an eye on her.
**[15:04] Momiji**
I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
**[15:06] Momiji**
Let's just gently nudge her
in the right direction.
**[15:09] Mahiro**
Yeah...
**[15:10] Mahiro**
Are you guys good at baking, then?
**[15:22] Momiji**
What kind of cookies should we make?
**[15:25] Mahiro**
I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
**[15:28] Mahiro**
but I don't know if that's a good idea...
**[15:32] Mihari**
Baking is a science, you know?!
**[15:35] Mahiro**
Baking should be more about...
**[15:38] Mahiro**
fun and happy vibes, you know?
**[15:42] Momiji**
Sh-She's so cute...
**[15:45] Momiji**
Oh, in that case, why don't
we ask my sister to teach us?
**[15:51] Mahiro**
That's it!
**[16:00] Momiji**
I'm home!
**[16:01] Momiji**
Are you back, Onee-chan?
**[16:04] Kaede**
I'm over here!
**[16:08] Kaede**
Be a dear and help me up.
**[16:15] Kaede**
W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
**[16:18] Kaede**
Hey! You should text me before
you bring people over!
**[16:20] Kaede**
I need time to make myself presentable...
**[16:23] Momiji**
And this is the lazy-day look.
**[16:26] Mahiro**
Another facet to add to the list!
**[16:29] Kaede**
You wanna bake cookies?
**[16:32] Momiji**
We're gonna be baking
them in class next week.
**[16:34] Momiji**
We wanted to put our own spin on it.
**[16:37] Kaede**
In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
**[16:41] Kaede**
I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
**[16:46] Mahiro**
Thanks, Kaede-chan!
**[16:49] Mahiro**
Sounds kinda lewd...
**[16:51] Kaede**
I gotta restore my honor somehow.
**[16:57] Sign**
Roufl
**[17:01] Kaede**
Truth be told...
**[17:02] Kaede**
I've always wanted to bake
cookies with my little sister.
**[17:06] Momiji**
What? You could've told me!
**[17:08] Kaede**
It'd be no fun if I had to
drag you into it.
**[17:10] Mahiro**
Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
**[17:14] Kaede**
No way.
**[17:16] Kaede**
You're a little sister
to me too, Mahiro-chan.
**[17:26] Kaede**
This reminds me of the time
I taught Mihari how to bake.
**[17:30] Kaede**
She would've been around the
same age as you are now.
**[17:33] Kaede**
She was all excited to try making
cookies for her big brother.
**[17:38] Mahiro**
Now that you mention it,
**[17:40] Mahiro**
I do remember her baking
cookies a lot back then...
**[17:43] Momiji**
She made cookies for us not
too long ago too, remember?
**[17:47] Kaede**
I'm sure they tasted great.
**[17:49] Kaede**
They say the secret ingredient
is love, you know?
**[17:54] Kaede**
Imagining the joy on their face when
you give it to someone special
**[17:57] Kaede**
might just be the key to good baking.
**[18:02] Mahiro**
Someone special, huh?
**[18:09] Miyo**
Did you guys decide on what
our special spin should be?
**[18:12] Mahiro**
Yup!
**[18:13] Mahiro**
The results are in, and the flavor
of choice is black tea!
**[18:17] Asahi**
Black tea, huh?
**[18:19] Momiji**
All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
**[18:21] Miyo**
Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
**[18:25] Sign**
Roufl
**[18:28] Miyo**
Let's get started, then.
**[18:31] Miyo**
First, add the sugar and eggs
to a bowl of melted butter.
**[18:34] Miyo**
Then mix well before adding the flour.
**[18:37] Momiji**
Mixing!
**[18:39] Miyo**
Now, add the tea leaves.
**[18:40] Mahiro**
Adding!
**[18:42] Miyo**
Gently combine...
**[18:44] Asahi**
Combining!
**[18:48] Miyo**
Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
**[18:51] Miyo**
Now it's finally time
to cut out the cookies!
**[18:55] Momiji**
Miyo-chan?!
**[19:01] Asahi**
Safe...
**[19:03] Momiji**
I've got the cookie cutters here.
**[19:06] Miyo**
Great, thanks!
**[19:08] Momiji**
We were about to have massive
cookies on our hands...
**[19:12] Mahiro**
She was so good at giving orders, too...
**[19:19] Miyo**
Now all that's left is to bake them!
**[19:28] Miyo**
All done!
**[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi**
Whoa!
**[19:33] Asahi**
They look like real cookies and everything!
**[19:35] Mahiro**
We didn't burn them either!
I think we did it!
**[19:38] Momiji**
They look really good, too!
**[19:45] Mahiro**
Hurray!
**[19:50] Ms Yuriko**
How did it go, then?
**[19:52] Miyo**
Why don't you try one, Miss?
**[19:55] Ms Yuriko**
Y-Your group made these,
did they, Murosaki-san?
**[20:01] Ms Yuriko**
Goodness me!
**[20:09] Miyo**
Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
**[20:11] Asahi**
Not if you're the one making the—
**[20:15] Momiji**
*Super yummy*! Right, Asahi?!
**[20:18] Asahi**
Super...
**[20:19] Momiji**
Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
**[20:23] Miyo**
So good!
**[20:24] Asahi**
Right?
**[20:25] Momiji**
Good, right?
**[20:29] Mihari**
Welcome home!
**[20:31] Mihari**
You made it through another day!
**[20:35] Mahiro**
Here, these are for you.
**[20:39] Mihari**
Oh? Are these cookies?
**[20:42] Mahiro**
Yeah, black tea flavored.
**[20:44] Mahiro**
You like black tea, don't you?
**[20:45] Mihari**
Right...
**[20:47] Mihari**
I do.
**[20:48] Mahiro**
We...
**[20:50] Mahiro**
We made them in Home Ec today.
**[20:54] Mihari**
*You* made these?!
**[20:56] Mahiro**
They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
**[21:12] Mahiro**
Time to play.
**[21:30] Mihari**
Gosh!
**[21:32] Mihari**
These are just too precious to eat!
**[21:49] Mihari**
Smells just like Earl Grey.
**[21:59] Mihari**
They're perfect.
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
**[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta**
See you next time!
# E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0915X/mahiros-first-girls-sleepover)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Momiji**
Take this!
**[00:02] (Flashback) Miyo**
Why me?!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Momiji**
Gotcha!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan!
**[00:11] (Flashback) Asahi & Momiji**
You guys were wide open!
**[00:15] Mahiro**
*H-How could this happen?*
**[00:18] Mahiro**
* How could such a wonderful*
* night turn out this way?*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:40] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[00:46] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:54] Mahiro**
Winter break rules!
**[01:58] Mahiro**
After many trials and tribulations,
through thick and thin,
***SIGN*** #08 Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
**[02:01] Mahiro**
I've finally reached paradise.
**[02:05] Mahiro**
Now I can slack off to my heart's content!
**[02:10] Mihari**
I knew long breaks from
school would pose an issue.
**[02:13] Mihari**
He'll be back to his old
ways if I don't step in.
**[02:17] Mihari**
I've got it!
**[02:19] Sign**
Chitose Azuma
**[02:19] Sign**
Kaede Hozuki
**[02:20] ---**
Kaede
**[02:20] ---**
You're welcome.
**[02:20] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[02:20] ---**
Don't mention it.
Well, I'm gonna
head to bed now.
Goodnight!
**[02:20] ---**
Goodnight!
**[02:20] ---**
Onii-chan | I'm | Kaede | Okay
**[02:20] ---**
Can Momiji-chan and
**[02:21] ---**
Can Momiji-chan and
**[02:22] ---**
Can Momiji-chan and
**[02:29] Mahiro**
All right!
**[02:31] Mahiro**
Break won't last forever, so
I'd better make the best of it.
**[02:35] Mahiro**
Okay.
**[02:36] Mahiro**
Time to plan out my schedule with a graph.
**[02:42] Mahiro**
I'll wanna sleep in late in the mornings,
**[02:44] Mahiro**
and have plenty of chill time
in the evenings, too.
**[02:46] Mahiro**
So with that in mind...
**[02:48] Sign**
Anime
**[02:48] Sign**
Sleep
**[02:48] Sign**
Eat
**[02:48] Sign**
Video
Games
**[02:48] Sign**
Eat
**[02:48] Sign**
Manga
**[02:51] Mahiro**
I-It's perfect.
**[02:54] Mahiro**
Well, without further ado!
**[02:55] Mahiro**
It's time to play nothing but video
games from now until dinner!
**[02:58] Mihari**
That's no different from
what you normally do.
**[03:01] Mahiro**
It is the will of Gaia that
I indulge in this way.
**[03:04] Mahiro**
It shall be named my Winter Vacation Mode!
**[03:09] Mihari**
Honestly...
**[03:30] Mahiro**
M-Mihari?
**[03:32] Mahiro**
You wanna play with me?
**[03:35] Mihari**
Not today.
**[03:43] Mihari**
Oh, that must be them!
**[03:49] Mahiro**
There's funny business afoot.
**[03:51] Momiji**
Thanks for having us!
**[03:53] Asahi**
Wassup?
**[03:55] Miyo**
Hey there!
**[03:57] Mahiro**
It's an ambush!
**[04:00] Mahiro**
Y-You plan on dragging me
outside again, don't you?!
**[04:03] Mahiro**
I won't go along with it this time, okay?!
**[04:05] Miyo**
But I thought we were
having a sleepover today.
**[04:09] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:10] Momiji**
Weren't you the one who
suggested it, Mahiro-chan?
**[04:12] Asahi & Miyo**
We're coming in!
**[04:15] Mahiro**
A... sleepover?
**[04:18] Mahiro**
Wh-When did I say—
**[04:20] Asahi**
I brought my PJs and everything!
**[04:24] Miyo**
I brought mine too.
**[04:25] Momiji**
Same here!
**[04:26] Miyo**
Oh?
**[04:29] Miyo**
Were you playing a game, Mahiro-chan?
**[04:32] Asahi**
Ooo!
**[04:33] Asahi**
Can we play too, Mahiron?! Can we?!
**[04:36] Mahiro**
Yeah, of course!
**[04:38] Mahiro**
Oh, but this is only a two-player game...
**[04:41] Mihari**
Ta-da!
**[04:43] Mihari**
And now...
**[04:43] Mihari**
Your big sis comes to
the rescue with a gift!
**[04:44] sign**
Family
Go-Kart Racing
**[04:48] Girls**
Whoa!
**[04:50] Mahiro**
You go, Mihari!
**[04:54] Momiji**
Whoa, that was close!
**[04:57] Asahi**
Oh yeah, it's bomb time!
**[04:59] Momiji**
I can just dodge it, you know?
**[05:03] Miyo**
Oh, no! I'm gonna get hit!
**[05:06] Mahiro**
Go, go, go!
**[05:13] Mihari**
Dinner's ready!
**[05:15] Girls**
Coming!
**[05:21] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[05:21] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[05:27] Girls**
Thanks for dinner!
**[05:31] Asahi**
You're such a good cook, Doc!
**[05:34] Mihari**
I told you I'm not a doctor.
**[05:36] Mihari**
All right, bring by your empty plates.
**[05:43] Asahi**
You heard her, Mahiron.
**[05:46] Asahi**
You lost, remember?
**[05:51] Mihari**
Too bad you were the one who
suggested these stakes.
**[05:54] Mahiro**
Come on, I let them win.
**[05:57] Mahiro**
They're our guests, after all.
**[06:02] Mihari**
You seem pretty devastated for
someone who lost on purpose.
**[06:05] Mihari**
See? Aren't games more
enjoyable with friends?
**[06:09] Momiji**
Let's play that game again sometime.
**[06:10] Mahiro**
Th-That... depends on the game.
**[06:11] Asahi**
Yeah!
**[06:12] Miyo**
It was fun, wasn't it?
**[06:14] Momiji**
I wanna play again.
**[06:15] Mihari**
You could just admit it, you know?
**[06:18] Mahiro**
Admit what?
**[06:23] Mahiro**
I'm done...
**[06:24] Momiji**
Nice work!
**[06:25] Miyo**
Good job!
**[06:27] Mahiro**
So do you wanna keep playing?
**[06:29] Momiji**
It's getting late. We'd
bother the neighbors, no?
**[06:32] Asahi**
I worked up a sweat too, so I
kinda wanna take a bath now.
**[06:35] Momiji**
Actually, same.
**[06:37] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[06:39] Mahiro**
Well, I don't mind going last,
so why don't you guys—
**[06:42] Miyo**
Let's go in pairs!
**[06:44] Miyo**
If we go in one at a time, the
water'll get cold before we're done.
**[06:48] Mahiro**
Th-That's a big no-no!
**[06:51] Asahi**
Why's that?
**[06:52] Mahiro**
I-It's just... Um...
**[06:54] Asahi**
Come on, Mahiron! I can
wash your back for you!
**[06:59] Momiji**
I-In that case, I can wash
your hair for you too!
**[07:06] Mahiro**
Uh...
**[07:08] Mahiro**
Um...
**[07:11] Miyo**
Come on, you two. Settle down.
**[07:15] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan!
**[07:17] Miyo**
How about the OG AsaMomi pairing?
**[07:22] Asahi**
Asa?
**[07:23] Momiji**
Momi?
**[07:24] Mahiro**
*It's no use! She's been corrupted!*
**[07:28] Momiji**
You mean Asahi and I should
battle each other for it?
**[07:32] Asahi**
Oh! You wanna go?
**[07:35] Momiji**
All right!
**[07:36] Momiji**
Let's rock-paper-scissors!
**[07:38] Asahi**
Hell yeah! I'm going with rock!
**[07:41] Mahiro**
Hold it, hold it!
**[07:44] Mahiro**
I-I-I'm gonna...
**[07:56] Mihari**
What the—?!
**[07:58] Mahiro**
We're getting in together.
This is your own fault.
**[08:01] Mihari**
H-Huh?!
**[08:21] Mihari**
U-Um...
**[08:23] Mihari**
I don't know how I feel about
you seeing me this close up...
**[08:27] Mahiro**
You've gotten bigger, huh?
**[08:30] Mihari**
Wha?! That's sexual harassment!
**[08:33] Mahiro**
That's not what I meant!
**[08:35] Mahiro**
We used to bathe together when
we were little, remember?
**[08:38] Mahiro**
I was just reminiscing.
**[08:47] Mihari**
Well, you've gotten smaller.
**[08:50] Mahiro**
And whose fault is that?!
**[08:52] Mahiro**
The bath is free! You guys can go now!
**[08:57] Asahi**
Wow!
**[08:59] Miyo**
You're so cute, Mahiro-chan!
**[09:01] Asahi**
You smell good too, Mahiron!
**[09:06] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[09:08] Mahiro**
You're just smelling the shampoo!
**[09:11] Momiji**
Come on, Asahi! It's time for our bath!
**[09:15] Asahi**
Uwaraba!
**[09:19] Momiji**
You too, Miyo-chan!
**[09:21] Miyo**
B-But it'll be too cramped
with the three of us.
**[09:26] Asahi**
Come on, it's a sleepover. We might as well!
**[09:35] Momiji**
You can wash up first, Miyo-chan.
**[09:37] Asahi**
Me and Momiji will go
ahead and get in the tub.
**[09:40] Miyo**
O-Okay...
**[09:54] Miyo**
*This is like my worst nightmare!*
**[09:57] Miyo**
* Though getting to see my pairing*
* interact up close is a treat.*
**[10:01] Momiji**
Blub, blub, blub, blub.
**[10:03] Asahi**
Take this!
**[10:04] Momiji**
It's been so long since we've
bathed together, huh, Asahi?
**[10:08] Momiji**
Do you remember?
**[10:10] Asahi**
Hm?
**[10:11] Momiji**
Back when we first became friends.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Asahi**
My name's Asahi!
**[10:20] (Flashback) Momiji**
I'm Momiji. Nice to meet you!
**[10:29] (Flashback) Asahi**
It's a topknot! You're a samurai!
**[10:31] (Flashback) Asahi**
Nice to meet you, Momijiro!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Momiji**
Mo-mi-ji!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Asahi**
That's so cool! I wish I had a topknot!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Asahi**
Maybe I should put my hair up too.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Momiji**
You're so weird.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Momiji**
Here, I have an idea.
**[10:56] (Flashback) Momiji**
See? Pretty cute, huh?
**[11:18] (Flashback) Asahi**
Hup!
**[11:21] (Flashback) Asahi**
Take that!
**[11:25] (Flashback) Momiji & Asahi**
Yay!
**[11:30] (Flashback) Momiji**
Wanna take a bath?
**[11:32] (Flashback) Asahi**
Sure!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Momiji**
Is it okay if we go in together?
**[11:40] (Flashback) Momiji**
Oh! Did you not want to?
**[11:42] (Flashback) Asahi**
N-No, it's okay.
**[11:45] (Flashback) Asahi**
I bathe with my big brother all the time.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Asahi**
Is yours gonna grow in later?
**[11:58] (Flashback) Momiji**
What?
**[12:03] Asahi**
I know we were little, but
that was still pretty rude.
**[12:08] Miyo**
My goodness.
**[12:11] Asahi**
We used to wash each other too, huh?
**[12:16] Miyo**
May I request a reenactment?!
**[12:20] Asahi**
All right, then, Miyo-chin.
**[12:22] Miyo**
Huh?
**[12:23] Asahi**
C'mere and I'll wash you.
**[12:25] Miyo**
I-I didn't mean me...
**[12:28] Asahi**
Come on, now! Don't be shy!
**[12:39] Miyo**
That actually feels kinda nice...
**[12:41] Asahi**
I used to wash my brother's
back all the time, you know?
**[12:47] Asahi**
Okay, now reach for the sky!
**[12:50] Asahi**
Gotta get your underarms!
**[13:15] Asahi**
I wasn't expecting that.
**[13:20] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:20] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
**[13:24] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:24] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[13:26] Sign**
Mahiro
**[13:28] Mahiro**
You really think we should be
sleeping in the same room?
**[13:32] Mihari**
That's the whole point of a
sleepover, don't you think?
**[13:35] Mihari**
Or would you rather sleep
with your big sister too?
**[13:38] Mahiro**
I said I'm sorry about the bath thing, okay?
**[13:41] Mihari**
I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[13:43] Mihari**
I know for a fact you're
harmless, after all.
**[13:45] Mahiro**
You say that like I'm some wild animal.
**[13:56] Asahi**
Futons!
**[14:00] Asahi**
This is so exciting!
**[14:02] Mahiro**
Asahi! You're in the way!
**[14:06] Mihari**
Was it cramped, being
in the bath together?
**[14:09] Momiji**
It was totally fine!
**[14:11] Momiji**
Th-Though we did have a small incident...
**[14:19] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[14:21] Mahiro**
You look so grown-up, Miyo-chan!
**[14:24] Miyo**
I'm an observer, not a participant, okay?!
**[14:28] Mahiro**
*Huh?*
**[14:29] Momiji**
Just try and give her a little space.
**[14:32] Mahiro**
*What the hell happened in that bath?*
**[14:35] Mihari**
Well, you're all set, so have fun.
**[14:37] Mihari**
Don't stay up all night, okay?
**[14:40] Asahi**
See ya later, Doc!
**[14:42] Momiji**
Goodnight!
**[14:46] Asahi**
Okay, what now? What are we doing?!
**[14:49] Momiji**
Whoa, there!
**[14:50] Momiji**
Let's decide who's sleeping where first.
**[14:54] Mahiro**
I'll sleep here.
**[14:55] Mahiro**
This one's mine, anyway.
**[14:58] Asahi**
Then I'll take the one next to hers!
**[15:03] Momiji**
No fair!
**[15:05] Momiji**
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it this time!
**[15:08] Asahi**
Hell yeah! I'm going with scissors!
**[15:12] Momiji & Asahi**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[15:15] Momiji**
It's Asahi. I should have
known I was overthinking it.
**[15:19] Asahi**
Honesty wins again!
**[15:21] Momiji**
Be careful, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:23] Momiji**
Asahi's a nightmare to sleep next to.
**[15:25] Mahiro**
Wha? Really? Aw, man...
**[15:28] Asahi**
I'll be good, I promise.
**[15:32] Asahi**
Take this!
**[15:35] Momiji**
You little...
**[15:37] Momiji**
You've done it now!
**[15:39] Asahi**
Whoops.
**[15:42] Mahiro**
Hey...
**[15:43] Mahiro**
This isn't a field trip, you know?
**[15:47] Mahiro**
That's it!
**[15:49] Asahi**
We got her mad!
**[15:49] Momiji**
Sorry, Mahiro-chan!
**[16:03] Asahi**
Take this! Vanishing pillow!
**[16:08] Mihari**
Keep it down, will you?!
**[16:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:13] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Asahi**
*Onimai.*
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:14] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[16:20] Momiji**
This is all your fault, Asahi.
**[16:22] Asahi**
You were being loud too, you know?
**[16:25] Mahiro**
Let's just try to keep it
down from now on, okay?
**[16:30] Miyo**
Then...
**[16:31] Miyo**
It's finally time for some girl talk!
**[16:34] Mahiro**
Oh, you're back with us, Miyo-chan?
**[16:37] Miyo**
Chatting is the best part of a sleepover!
**[16:40] Mahiro**
I see.
**[16:42] Mahiro**
Chatting's not really my thing...
**[16:47] Miyo**
Hey, hey! What do you
guys wanna talk about?
**[16:49] Miyo**
Romance, right? It's gotta be romance.
**[16:51] Asahi**
Well then, allow me to take the lead.
**[16:54] Girls**
Huh?!
**[16:56] Asahi**
I'll tell you a fearsome tale...
**[17:00] Asahi**
of the Pillow Flipper spirit!
**[17:05] Asahi**
This is a true story of my
many encounters with it.
**[17:11] Asahi**
Every night, when I'm asleep,
it appears before my pillow.
**[17:21] Slime**
Pillow, pillow, pillow...
**[17:23] Asahi**
It takes your pillow from under your head,
**[17:26] Asahi**
and even moves you around in your sleep.
**[17:41] Mahiro**
This is girl talk?
**[17:43] Miyo**
That's just a spooky campfire story.
**[17:50] Momiji**
Asahi, you dummy!
**[17:52] Momiji**
Why'd you have to bring
up such a scary story?!
**[17:55] Mahiro**
H-Hey now, weren't you listening?
**[17:57] Mahiro**
That wasn't scary at all!
**[17:59] Momiji**
La-la-la! I'm not listening!
**[18:01] Asahi**
I didn't think she'd react *this* badly...
**[18:03] Mahiro**
So you already knew she didn't like them?
**[18:05] Mahiro**
That's pretty mean, you know?
**[18:09] Momiji**
I'm going to sleep!
**[18:11] Asahi**
I'm sorry!
**[18:13] Miyo**
Aw! What about our romance talk?
**[18:15] Mahiro**
* Momiji can be pretty cute*
* sometimes too, huh?*
**[18:20] Mahiro**
I'm turning off the light now!
**[18:22] Asahi & Miyo**
Okay!
**[18:40] Momiji**
*I really need to go to the bathroom...*
**[18:43] Momiji**
*This is all Asahi's fault!*
**[18:47] Momiji**
*I'll just have to hold it in till morning.*
**[18:53] Mahiro**
So cold...
**[18:58] Mahiro**
Where'd my comforter go?
**[19:07] Mahiro**
She really is a nightmare
to sleep next to...
**[19:16] Mahiro**
It's no use! She's sound asleep!
**[19:19] Mahiro**
I'm gonna catch a cold at this rate.
**[19:25] Mahiro**
I give up.
**[19:27] Mahiro**
Time for an emergency evac.
**[19:31] Mahiro**
Momiji...
**[19:38] Sign**
The Pillow Flipper
**[19:39] Momiji**
*The Pillow Flipper?!*
**[19:45] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[20:01] Mahiro**
S-Sorry about that. Really.
**[20:08] Mahiro**
D-Don't beat yourself up about it!
**[20:11] Mahiro**
It was my fault, anyway.
**[20:13] Mahiro**
Just leave the rest to me.
**[20:15] Mahiro**
You can head back and use
my futon instead, okay?
**[20:18] Momiji**
O-Okay...
**[20:20] Momiji**
Where will you sleep, though, Mahiro-chan?
**[20:23] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[20:25] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[20:25] Sign**
Mihari
**[20:37] Mihari**
Wha?! What's going on?
**[20:39] Mihari**
Why are you here?
**[20:40] Mahiro**
Please, no questions at this time.
**[20:47] Mahiro**
Goodnight!
**[21:00] Mahiro**
Wow, this is so embarrassing!
**[21:03] Mahiro**
I must have drunk too much
before bed, you know?
**[21:09] Mihari**
So that's what happened.
**[21:11] Mihari**
Well, you live and you learn.
**[21:16] Momiji**
You didn't have to take the
blame for me, you know?
**[21:19] Mahiro**
No worries, I got you.
**[21:21] Mahiro**
It'll be our little secret.
**[21:23] Momiji**
Y-You're sure?
**[21:28] Momiji**
Well, thank you.
**[21:30] Mahiro**
It's no biggie.
**[21:32] Miyo**
*Interesting. Very interesting.*
**[21:41] Mihari**
Wait...
**[21:42] Mihari**
Where's Asahi-chan?
**[21:44] Miyo**
She's still sleeping upstairs.
**[21:47] Momiji**
Asahi's never been much of a morning person.
**[22:02] Asahi**
The Pillow Flipper strikes again!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro Rings in the New Year
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration:Toshiyuki Sato
**[23:38] Asahi & Miyo**
See you next time!
**[23:39] ---**
# E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX98D2/mahiro-rings-in-the-new-year)
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**[00:00] Sign**
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**[00:00] Sign**
Christmas in Your City
**[00:00] Reporter**
*Look at these stunning winter lights!*
**[00:04] Reporter**
* The streets are just bustling with*
* couples enjoying the Christmas spirit.*
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Christmas in Your City
**[00:08] Reporter**
*Aren't you two a happy couple?*
**[00:10] Man**
*Why, thank you.*
**[00:10] Mahiro**
Ugh, just kill me now.
**[00:11] Man**
* Getting to see the lights with my*
* girlfriend is a dream come true.*
**[00:14] Reporter**
*She seems to be a little camera shy.*
**[00:17] Man**
*Hey, stop! Come on, quit it!*
**[00:18] Mahiro**
On days like these, at least we've
got video games to keep us company.
**[00:19] Reporter**
*Quick, get a close-up!*
**[00:22] Mahiro**
Right, Mihari?
**[00:24] Mihari**
Don't lump me in with you.
**[00:27] Mihari**
Besides, I happen to have a date.
**[00:33] Mahiro**
Say what?!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[00:59] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:05] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #09 Mahiro Rings in the New Year
**[02:29] Momiji**
S-So...
**[02:31] Momiji**
What made you call me out
here today of all days?
**[02:35] Mahiro**
It's a date! What else?!
**[02:37] Momiji**
What?!
**[02:38] Mahiro**
Since when did Mihari have the time?
**[02:40] Mahiro**
I gotta see this sweet-talker
with my own two eyes.
**[02:42] Momiji**
O-Oh, you meant hers...
**[02:46] Mahiro**
I need you to be my escort.
Too many people, you know?
**[02:56] Mahiro**
S-Someone's coming!
**[02:59] Kaede**
Sorry!
**[03:01] Kaede**
I got caught up!
**[03:05] Mihari**
The audacity!
**[03:06] Kaede**
I'm sorry, okay?
**[03:08] Mihari**
What took you so long?
**[03:09] Kaede**
It took me a bit to get ready.
**[03:09] Momiji**
Wait... Onee-chan?
**[03:11] Mihari**
Fine, I'll let it slide.
**[03:14] Kaede**
Thanks, bestie.
**[03:14] Mahiro**
Jeez!
**[03:16] Mihari**
'Course. Come on, let's go!
**[03:16] Mahiro**
I knew it couldn't have been a real date!
**[03:18] Kaede**
Yeah!
**[03:20] Mahiro**
Honestly, what was she
thinking calling it that?
**[03:23] Momiji**
You really love your sister, huh?
**[03:25] Mahiro**
Welp, that's a relief.
**[03:27] Mahiro**
Time to head home.
**[03:29] Momiji**
What?!
**[03:31] Momiji**
W-We're here now anyway.
**[03:33] Momiji**
Why don't we follow them
a little while longer?
**[03:37] Momiji**
M-Maybe there's more to their
relationship than meets the eye!
**[03:40] Mahiro**
Who are you, Miyo-chan?
**[03:45] Mahiro**
Still, I guess it would be
rude of me to call it off
**[03:48] Mahiro**
after she came all this way out for me...
**[03:53] Mahiro**
Okay, you're on!
**[03:55] Mahiro**
The pursuit continues!
**[03:57] Momiji**
Hurray!
**[03:58] Kaede**
They'll love it!
**[04:04] Mihari**
Something wrong?
**[04:05] Kaede**
Oh, just my imagination.
**[04:07] Kaede**
Shall we go?
**[04:10] Kaede**
There are so many places to check out!
**[04:13] Mihari**
For real! Where should we start?
**[04:28] Employee**
Sorry for the wait!
**[04:48] Mihari & Kaede**
Ready, go!
**[04:53] Kaede**
Well?
**[04:54] Mihari**
It's perfect!
**[05:00] Mahiro**
Looks like two friends shopping to me.
**[05:03] Momiji**
I figured.
**[05:06] Mahiro**
Tailing them is starting
to get a little old.
**[05:09] Mahiro**
I'm getting tired too. Wanna head back?
**[05:11] Momiji**
Wait, but... uh...
**[05:13] Momiji**
Oh, I know! Why don't we
do some shopping too?!
**[05:17] Momiji**
You could pick stuff out for me!
**[05:19] Mahiro**
What?!
**[05:21] Momiji**
Come on! You always seem to know what to wear.
**[05:24] Mahiro**
O-Okay...
**[05:26] Mahiro**
Hang on. Now it's like
*we're* the ones on a date!
**[05:30] Mahiro**
Momiji's bound to be mistaken
for my boyfriend, too.
**[05:33] Momiji**
Hey! What about something like this?
**[05:36] Momiji**
Look!
**[05:44] Momiji**
N-No way! Absolutely not!
**[05:47] Momiji**
Fine, if this is how it has to be...
**[05:56] Mahiro**
She looks cute! Hurray!
**[06:02] Momiji**
The skirt's too short, though!
**[06:06] Mahiro**
No one's gonna mistake her for a boy now.
**[06:09] Momiji**
Can't you pick out something less feminine?
**[06:12] Mahiro**
No! That's the whole point!
**[06:14] Momiji**
What?
**[06:16] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[06:17] Mahiro**
Here! Try this one on, too!
**[06:19] Momiji**
Really?! But I'm not into frilly stuff!
**[06:22] Mahiro**
Come on! You might as well!
**[06:25] Momiji**
Wait a sec, Mahiro-chan!
**[06:25] Mahiro**
Just trust me, okay?
**[06:29] Mihari**
Wait. Onii—
**[06:31] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan? What brings you here?
**[06:34] Mahiro**
Shoot! They found us!
**[06:35] Kaede**
You've been following us the
whole time, haven't you?
**[06:38] Mahiro**
You noticed, huh?
**[06:40] Mahiro**
Nothing gets past you, Kaede-chan.
**[06:42] Kaede**
Momiji's with you too, isn't she?
**[06:44] Kaede**
Where could she be?
**[06:45] Mihari**
What? You're on a date?
**[06:47] Mahiro**
As *if*!
**[06:50] Kaede**
Aha!
**[06:52] Mahiro**
Wait! She's—
**[06:53] Kaede**
Let's look behind curtain number one!
**[07:03] Kaede**
My goodness...
**[07:06] Mihari**
She's adorable!
**[07:07] Kaede**
Totally! Cute as a button!
**[07:13] Momiji**
On second thought, I'm kinda feeling this!
**[07:15] Mihari**
Um...
**[07:16] Mahiro**
Oh, no! She's having an awakening!
**[07:26] Mihari**
Well, we got what
we came for on our end.
**[07:29] Mihari**
What shall we do now?
**[07:31] Kaede**
Why don't we hang out for a bit?
**[07:33] Kaede**
Can't go wasting an opportunity like this.
**[07:35] Kaede**
Can we, Mahiro-chan?
**[09:51] Kaede**
I'm so glad I got to see this with you guys!
**[10:08] Mihari**
We're home!
**[10:11] Mihari**
Look at you, you go-getter!
**[10:14] Mihari**
Since when did you two start dating?
**[10:16] Mahiro**
Quit joking around, will you?
**[10:18] Mahiro**
Why'd you lie about having a date, anyway?!
**[10:21] Mahiro**
You could've just *told* me you and
Kaede-chan were going shopping!
**[10:25] Mihari**
Don't tell me... you were worried about me?
**[10:28] Mahiro**
Perish the thought!
**[10:35] Mihari**
Hey, I'm sorry.
**[10:36] Mihari**
I did have a reason for
keeping it from you, though.
**[10:40] Mihari**
I had Kaede help me pick something out.
**[10:57] Mihari**
Merry Christmas, Onii-chan!
**[11:16] Mihari**
I wanted to surprise you!
**[11:25] Mahiro**
*Honestly...*
**[11:27] Mahiro**
*She really had me fooled.*
**[11:28] Mihari**
Oh, and FYI...
**[11:31] Mihari**
We got a matching one for Momiji-chan, too.
**[11:32] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[11:35] Mahiro**
Why would you do that?
**[11:45] Sign**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:45] Momiji**
*Onimai.*
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:49] Sign**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:49] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[11:49] ---**
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
**[11:54] Sign**
Happy New Year
**[12:01] Mihari**
Here, open wide.
**[12:05] Mahiro**
You really pulled out all the stops.
**[12:07] Mahiro**
You got the kotatsu out and everything.
**[12:10] Mihari**
Well, I thought we should at least
have it out for New Year's.
**[12:13] Mihari**
I can't believe the year's almost over.
**[12:22] Sign**
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**[12:22] Sign**
Celebrating the New Year around Japan
**[12:22] Announcer**
*Happy New Year!*
**[12:25] Announcer**
*Coming up...*
**[12:25] Mihari**
It's midnight, Onii-chan!
**[12:25] Announcer**
* We'll be taking a look at the New*
* Year's celebrations around Japan.*
**[12:28] Mihari**
Happy New Year!
**[12:31] Mahiro**
Happy New Year!
**[12:35] Mahiro**
Can I get my New Year's
money now, sister dearest?
**[12:39] Mihari**
Of course, sweetie!
**[12:43] Mahiro**
Easy win, guys.
**[12:52] Mahiro**
That's way too few zeros! I'm in
middle school now, you know?!
**[12:55] Mihari**
No, you're a grown adult, Onii-chan.
**[12:58] Mahiro**
Oh, that's right...
**[13:00] Mihari**
He's starting to lose it...
**[13:02] Mihari**
Here's hoping life as a girl
treats you well this year too!
**[13:04] Mihari**
You got this!
**[13:06] Mahiro**
I'll turn back to normal someday! I swear!
**[13:13] Mahiro**
Ah, what a wonderful New
Year's Day for staying in.
**[13:24] Mahiro**
I'm hungry.
**[13:26] Mihari**
Morning! I made mochi soup.
**[13:35] Mahiro**
We're not having osechi?
**[13:37] Mihari**
It's a hassle to prep, you know?
**[13:39] Mihari**
Were you looking forward to it?
**[13:40] Mahiro**
Not really. I think I can live without it.
**[13:46] Mahiro**
As long as I can stuff my face
and nap all day, I'll be happy.
**[13:53] Mihari**
Being productive has its
rewards too, you know?
**[13:56] Mihari**
But still...
**[13:59] Mihari**
I guess it is nice to kick your
feet up every once in a while.
**[14:02] Mahiro**
Oh?
**[14:03] Mahiro**
So you finally see where I'm coming from!
**[14:05] Mahiro**
Look at you! I'm so proud!
**[14:11] Mihari**
B-Be that as it may!
**[14:14] Mihari**
Come, Onii-chan. It's time to get dressed.
**[14:19] Mahiro**
W-Wait, don't tell me...!
**[14:35] Mihari**
We gotta ring in the new year!
**[14:37] Mahiro**
It's the most crowded place
you could have taken me...
**[14:48] Mahiro**
Hey, look, shrine maidens.
**[14:51] Mihari**
Come on, snap out of it!
**[14:53] Mihari**
Quit retreating to your happy place!
**[14:55] Mihari**
I prepared a little incentive for you.
**[14:58] Mahiro**
You did?
**[15:00] Kaede**
Oh, there they are!
**[15:01] Kaede**
Happy New Year!
**[15:03] Mahiro**
My incentive is *here*!
**[15:06] Mihari**
You look stunning, Kaede!
**[15:09] Kaede**
I managed to score a cute rental.
**[15:17] Mahiro**
I-Is she a samurai?
**[15:19] Kaede**
She refused to wear anything else...
**[15:22] Momiji**
Don't I look cool?
**[15:24] Mahiro**
Oh, she must be going through a phase.
**[15:28] Mahiro**
I hope you find yourself soon. All the best.
**[15:33] Kaede**
Let's get going, then!
**[15:35] Kaede**
We gotta get in line.
**[15:36] Mahiro & Momiji**
Coming!
**[15:41] Kaede**
You should've worn a kimono too, Mihari!
**[15:44] Mahiro**
Yeah!
**[15:45] Mahiro**
How come you get to dress
normally and I don't?
**[15:47] Mihari**
I-I wouldn't look good in one anyway...
**[15:55] Kaede**
We finally made it!
**[16:01] Kaede**
I better get my money's worth
for standing in line so long!
**[16:04] Momiji**
Now you're just being greedy.
**[16:07] Mihari**
I wish for my brother to
live a respectable life.
**[16:10] Momiji**
I wish that we can all stay
close with each other.
**[16:14] Mihari**
Go on!
**[16:15] Mihari**
You too, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:16] Mahiro**
R-Right...
**[16:21] Mahiro**
*I wish...*
**[16:35] Sign**
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**[16:35] Sign**
No. 50
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Omikuji
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Great Blessing
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Fortune
**[16:38] Mihari**
Yay! I got the best one!
**[16:40] Mahiro**
Pretty weird for a science geek to
get all excited about her fortune.
**[16:44] Mihari**
Doesn't mean I can't participate!
**[16:47] Asahi**
Hey, wait...
**[16:48] Asahi**
Which is better? A small
blessing or a great one?
**[16:51] Mahiro**
Asahi?
**[16:54] Miyo**
Wait, Mahiro-chan?
**[16:59] Mahiro**
Hey, Miyo-chan! Hey, Asahi!
**[17:01] Miyo & Asahi**
Happy New Year!
**[17:02] Girls**
Happy New Year!
**[17:05] Miyo**
Your kimono's so cute!
**[17:07] Mahiro**
Oh, shush! So is yours, Miyo-chan!
**[17:10] Asahi**
So we meet again, Momijiro!
**[17:14] Miyo**
Why are you in men's hakama?
**[17:16] Momiji**
W-Well, you know...
**[17:18] Momiji**
I think they look cool...
**[17:21] Kaede**
The little ones are all here!
**[17:24] Asahi**
I know!
**[17:25] Asahi**
Bet you can't beat me at target shooting!
**[17:26] Momiji**
Hey!
**[17:29] Momiji**
You gotta save me, Mahiro-chan!
**[17:31] Miyo**
Oh, my...
**[17:33] Kaede**
Oh la la...
**[17:46] Sign**
A Precious World
**[17:46] Sign**
To A New Year
**[17:46] Sign**
A Clear Sky
**[18:00] Asahi**
I think I'm hungry.
**[18:02] Miyo**
Wanna get something from the food stalls?
**[18:04] Asahi**
I don't have any more money!
**[18:06] Kaede**
Then why not come over to our place?
**[18:08] Kaede**
I went overboard on the osechi, anyway.
**[18:10] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi?!
**[18:13] Mahiro**
Let's go! What are we waiting for?!
**[18:15] Mahiro**
*O.*
**[18:15] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[18:16] Kaede**
*Ni.*
**[18:16] Miyo**
*Ma.*
**[18:17] Momiji**
*I.*
**[18:17] Sign**
ONIMAI
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**[18:21] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[18:23] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi!
**[18:26] Kaede**
It's a good thing you guys are here.
**[18:28] Kaede**
I may have made a little too much.
**[18:30] Momiji**
I told you you were overworking yourself!
**[18:33] Mihari**
New Year's isn't quite the
same without it, huh?
**[18:35] Mihari**
Maybe I should have made some after all.
**[18:39] Miyo**
Every osechi dish has a special
meaning behind it, right?
**[18:43] Mihari**
Rolled konbu represents
"yorokobu," or happiness.
**[18:46] Asahi**
I get it! Yorokonbu!
**[18:52] Mihari**
And black beans...
**[18:54] Mihari**
bring good health so that you can work hard.
**[18:56] Mahiro**
All right!
**[18:57] Mahiro**
Good luck working hard, then, Onee-chan!
**[19:03] Mihari**
And since rolled omelettes resemble scrolls,
they're said to bring academic success.
**[19:07] Mihari**
So good luck with your studies, Mahiro-chan!
**[19:10] Momiji**
Here!
**[19:12] Mahiro**
Th-Thank you...
**[19:22] Girls**
Thanks for the meal!
**[19:26] Kaede**
I'm happy you liked it!
**[19:28] Kaede**
We have amazake too, if you want.
**[19:31] Mihari**
I don't think I've ever tried it!
**[19:33] Asahi**
You're still too young
to drink alcohol, Doc!
**[19:36] Miyo**
Actually, it's generally okay
for minors to drink it.
**[19:38] Miyo**
In small amounts, that is.
**[19:39] Miyo**
Since the alcohol is cooked off anyway.
**[19:41] Mahiro**
Yeah, so it's totally legal.
**[19:43] Kaede**
There you go. Try some.
**[19:56] Mahiro**
Um...
**[19:58] Mahiro**
Mihari?
**[20:04] Mihari**
Onii-chan!
**[20:08] Mahiro**
W-Watch it, you dummy!
**[20:10] Mahiro**
There are people around!
**[20:12] Kaede**
What? Just from amazake?!
**[20:14] Kaede**
Come on, claws off.
**[20:16] Kaede**
She's your sister, remember?
**[20:18] Mihari**
Boo!
**[20:20] Mihari**
Then I'll take you instead!
**[20:28] Mahiro**
She's on a drunken rampage!
**[20:31] Mahiro**
Everyone, fall back!
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Take refuge in Momiji's room
before she can launch an attack!
**[20:40] Mahiro**
You too, Miyo-chan! Hurry!
**[20:42] Miyo**
I can't. I'm...
**[20:46] Miyo**
My eyes are locked on, and I can't move!
**[20:52] Mahiro**
No! Miyo-chan!
**[20:54] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan!
**[21:04] Asahi**
She's awake!
**[21:05] Momiji**
A-Are you all right?
**[21:08] Mihari**
Huh?
**[21:09] Mihari**
What happened just now?
**[21:14] Kaede**
You're banned from alcohol
for life, that's what.
**[21:20] Miyo**
Onee-sama!
**[21:40] Mihari**
It's been a while since we've gotten
to spend New Year's like this, huh?
**[21:44] Mahiro**
You're right.
**[21:47] Mihari**
So what exactly did you pray
for back at the shrine?
**[21:51] Mahiro**
What? Uh... It's a secret.
**[21:53] Mihari**
But I wanna know!
**[21:55] Mihari**
Come on, tell me!
**[21:56] Mahiro**
Quit nagging!
**[21:57] Mihari**
Honestly...
**[21:59] Mihari**
I haven't the faintest idea.
**[23:34] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Okorinashiyo (Mystery Anime Group)
**[23:38] Mahiro & Mihari**
See you next time!
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# E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
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**[00:10] Mahiro**
Today's the start of our third term, huh?
**[00:17] Mahiro**
It's freezing!
**[00:20] Mahiro**
And making us wear skirts even in winter?!
**[00:22] Mahiro**
How do they expect me
to stay warm in this?!
**[00:27] Momiji**
Oh, Mahiro-chan!
**[00:31] Kaede**
Morning!
**[00:33] Mahiro**
Good morning!
**[00:34] Momiji**
Good morning!
**[00:36] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan! Your legs!
**[00:38] Mahiro**
Aren't you cold?!
**[00:40] Kaede**
You betcha I am!
**[00:42] Kaede**
But beauty is pain, as they say.
**[00:44] Kaede**
Gotta show off these rockin'
legs while I still got 'em!
**[00:47] Mahiro**
I never realized.
**[00:48] Mahiro**
Girls are true heroes.
Thank you for your service.
**[00:51] Momiji**
I don't know how she does it.
**[00:53] Momiji**
It's so cold, I had to leave my hair down.
**[00:56] Kaede**
Wait!
**[00:57] Kaede**
You're wearing the scarf, Mahiro-chan!
**[01:00] Kaede**
Mihari and I picked it out together!
**[01:03] Mahiro**
Oh, that's right.
**[01:05] Mahiro**
Now we're matching, huh?
**[01:08] Momiji**
This feels kinda weird!
**[01:11] Kaede**
Who cares? You two are besties, aren't you?
**[01:14] Momiji**
C'mon, Onee-chan! Knock it off!
**[01:15] Mahiro**
*Still, when we show up like this...*
**[01:17] Mahiro**
*Miyo-chan's gonna go nuts!*
**[01:17] Kaede**
At least let me take a picture!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:37] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:43] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #10 Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
**[02:54] Miyo**
Oh, my!
**[02:56] Miyo**
Why, what's this?
**[02:57] Miyo**
My gosh, what a pleasant surprise!
**[02:59] Mahiro**
Yup, I called it.
**[03:02] Asahi**
Aw, neat!
**[03:03] Asahi**
Maybe I should get a matching one, too!
**[03:06] Miyo**
Asahi-chan.
**[03:07] Miyo**
It's only neat because
*they're* the ones matching.
**[03:10] Miyo**
Are we *clear*?
**[03:12] Momiji**
Besides, you never wear scarves anyway.
**[03:17] Asahi**
You've got a point.
**[03:19] Mahiro**
And you're always wearing shorts when
you're not in your school uniform.
**[03:22] Asahi**
Yeah, I never get cold.
**[03:26] Asahi**
And as usual, I'm not wearing
anything under my skirt.
**[03:31] Momiji**
That phrasing...
**[03:32] Mahiro**
You're so devil-may-care.
**[03:34] Mahiro**
I had to put warm fleece
leggings on under mine.
**[03:37] Mahiro**
See?
**[03:42] Satsuki**
Quit staring, boys!
**[03:44] Minori**
You jerks!
**[03:45] Minato**
W-Wait, but!
**[03:45] Minato**
W-We weren't!
**[03:47] Yuuta**
I wasn't even looking!
**[03:49] Satsuki**
Hey, wait!
**[03:50] Minori**
Get back here!
**[03:51] Minori**
Quit running away!
**[03:53] Satsuki**
Come back!
**[03:53] Momiji**
I swear, you can be so careless sometimes.
**[03:57] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan?
**[03:59] Mahiro**
I-I didn't know my voice
could go that high...
**[04:02] Mahiro**
* I-Is this what it feels like*
* when girls get self-conscious?!*
**[04:06] Mahiro**
*Not good! This is not good!*
**[04:08] Mahiro**
*I've gone too deep undercover!*
**[04:10] Mahiro**
*I gotta reclaim my masculinity!*
**[04:13] Mahiro**
Bare-naked legs!
**[04:15] Momiji**
Wh-What's the matter?
**[04:17] Asahi**
You good?
**[04:19] Mahiro**
Ah, the bare-naked leg.
**[04:22] Mahiro**
What a sight to behold!
**[04:23] Mahiro**
Especially the legs of the girls
braving the cold winter air.
**[04:27] Miyo**
But that's bad for you!
**[04:29] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[04:30] Mahiro**
You'll catch a cold if you
don't cover up properly.
**[04:33] Mahiro**
Uh, yeah. That's true... I guess.
**[04:36] Miyo**
Besides, I heard it makes
your legs get chubby.
**[04:40] Miyo**
Your body stores more fat when exposed
to low temperatures, after all.
**[04:43] Momiji**
Huh.
**[04:45] Asahi**
So you gain fat when you expose yourself?
**[04:47] Asahi**
So that means Miyo-chin...
**[04:50] Asahi**
must be whipping her boobies out every day!
**[04:53] Miyo**
I've never whipped them out!
**[05:00] Miyo**
I-I don't do that, okay?
**[05:02] Miyo**
I don't, okay?!
**[05:05] Momiji**
Calm down, Miyo-chan!
**[05:08] Asahi**
There, there. You poor thing.
**[05:10] Asahi**
I'm sorry, Miyo-chin.
**[05:12] Asahi**
There, there. You're okay.
**[05:13] Mahiro**
Boobies, huh?
**[05:19] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[05:19] Miyo**
*Onimai.*
**[05:25] Kaede**
Oh!
**[05:25] Kaede**
Rise and shine!
**[05:30] Kaede**
Wait! Keep still, okay?
**[05:32] Kaede**
I'm almost finished.
**[05:34] Kaede**
There, all set!
**[05:36] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[05:37] Kaede**
Aww! It's so cute!
**[05:39] Kaede**
Long hair is so much more fun to play with!
**[05:42] Kaede**
If only Momiji would grow hers out, too.
**[05:46] Mahiro**
Th-That aside, Kaede-chan.
**[05:48] Mahiro**
How come you're here?
**[05:51] Kaede**
Oh, crap...
**[05:52] Mihari**
Kaede!
**[05:54] Mihari**
That's the exact same page
I left you on earlier.
**[05:56] Kaede**
Sorry, teach!
**[05:58] Kaede**
I took a break and got sidetracked.
**[06:00] Mahiro**
Oh, Mihari's tutoring again.
**[06:01] Kaede**
What question was I on again?
**[06:20] Mahiro**
You're such a good student, Kaede-chan!
**[06:23] Kaede**
What? Not by a long shot!
**[06:25] Kaede**
Lately, I've been working a lot.
**[06:26] Mahiro**
What do you need the
money for? A motorcycle?
**[06:29] Kaede**
Don't be silly! That's
something a boy would want!
**[06:32] Kaede**
A girl's gotta stock up on
the essentials, you know?
**[06:35] Kaede**
And clothes can get pretty expensive.
**[06:37] Mahiro**
Oh, really...
**[06:38] Mihari**
Don't gimme that.
**[06:41] Kaede**
I also kinda wanna get
a facial someday, too.
**[06:45] Mihari**
Really?
**[06:46] Mihari**
But you're far too young
to be thinking about that.
**[06:48] Kaede**
And that's where you're wrong, like always!
**[06:50] Mahiro**
Mhmm, mhmm.
**[06:50] Kaede**
You have to start taking measures
while you're still young.
**[06:52] Kaede**
If you want healthy skin, you
have to take good care of it!
**[06:56] Kaede**
Like by giving yourself a lymphatic
massage, for instance.
**[07:01] Kaede**
Oh, I know!
**[07:02] Kaede**
How about I give you a little
hands-on experience?
**[07:05] Kaede**
It'll be my gift to you
for helping me study.
**[07:13] Kaede**
First things first, the collarbone.
**[07:17] Mahiro**
This feels a little awkward...
**[07:20] Kaede**
I know. Just relax, okay?
**[07:24] Mahiro**
Oh, my...
**[07:26] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan would kill to be a
fly on the wall right now.
**[07:27] Kaede**
Now, we work from the chest
down below the arms.
**[07:31] Mihari**
C'mon, that tickles!
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Whoa!
**[07:35] Kaede**
Then from the lower back down to the sides.
**[07:39] Mihari**
That actually feels really nice.
**[07:42] Kaede**
And for the lower body...
**[07:44] Kaede**
you mustn't forget to work the inner thighs.
**[07:46] Mihari**
What?!
**[07:47] Mihari**
You can't be serious!
**[07:49] Kaede**
Like here, for example.
**[08:01] Kaede**
Phew, now you're all set!
**[08:04] Mihari**
You have a knack for this, Kaede.
**[08:06] Kaede**
You think so?
**[08:08] Kaede**
It doesn't feel that great
when I do it on myself.
**[08:10] Kaede**
Maybe it feels better when
someone does it for you.
**[08:12] Mahiro**
Shh...
**[08:16] Kaede**
Now then, you're up next, Mahiro-chan.
**[08:19] Mahiro**
No way! Forget it! It's way too dirty!
**[08:22] Kaede**
Now, now. Don't be shy.
**[08:25] Kaede**
I'll even throw in a special
service for a fuller bust!
**[08:28] Mahiro**
A-A fuller what?
**[08:32] Mahiro**
Wh-Whoa!
**[08:33] Mahiro**
Stop, I'm serious!
**[08:35] Mahiro**
I said stop!
**[08:46] Mahiro**
You know what? My body does
feel less tense after that.
**[08:50] Kaede**
Right?
**[08:51] Mihari**
You could do this for a living, Kaede.
**[08:53] Mihari**
Like an aesthetician or something.
**[08:55] Kaede**
You think so?
**[08:57] Kaede**
I *have* considered it before.
**[08:59] Kaede**
Maybe I'll do some more practice
on Momiji when I get back home.
**[09:02] Momiji**
*Onee-chan!*
**[09:04] Mahiro & Mihari**
Please tell me you won't!
**[09:08] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[09:08] Kaede**
*Onimai.*
**[09:11] Mihari**
Onii-chan!
**[09:15] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[09:18] Mihari**
Here, take these.
**[09:23] Mahiro**
Chocolate?
**[09:24] Mihari**
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day!
**[09:27] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[09:28] Mahiro**
It doesn't count when you
get it from family, though.
**[09:31] Mahiro**
Besides, isn't this a little much?
**[09:33] Mihari**
H-Hey, wait a sec! Don't eat it!
**[09:36] Mihari**
You're supposed to be giving
them out this year, remember?
**[09:40] Mahiro**
What?
**[09:50] Mahiro**
I can't believe I have to hand out
all this chocolate to stupid boys.
**[09:55] Momiji**
Oh! Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[09:58] Mahiro**
Good morning, Momiji.
**[10:01] Momiji**
Here, this is for you!
**[10:05] Mahiro**
Oh, wow! Thanks so much!
**[10:10] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[10:11] Mahiro**
Oh, right!
**[10:14] Mahiro**
Here, this is yours!
**[10:17] Momiji**
Yay, you're the best!
**[10:20] Mahiro**
I forgot friends give them
to each other too!
**[10:22] Mahiro**
Mihari really thought of everything.
**[10:25] Kaede**
While we're at it, here's some from me too.
**[10:29] Kaede**
Enjoy!
**[10:32] Mahiro**
Valentine's Day rules!
**[10:35] Kaede**
They're both homemade, by the way!
**[10:38] Kaede**
Momiji and I made them together!
**[10:40] Kaede**
She's never asked to make them together.
It made me so happy.
**[10:44] Kaede**
C'mon! You weren't supposed to tell her!
**[10:48] Mahiro**
*Homemade chocolates...*
**[10:58] Asahi**
Here, Mahiron! I brought you chocolate!
**[11:01] Miyo**
I brought you some too!
**[11:04] Mahiro**
Why, thank you. Much obliged.
**[11:09] Mahiro**
Now, a token of my gratitude.
**[11:11] Asahi**
Thanks!
**[11:13] Miyo**
Thank you!
**[11:15] Mahiro**
Man, this trading system
means everyone's happy, huh?
**[11:19] Asahi**
Plus, you get to try all sorts
of chocolate this way, too!
**[11:22] Miyo**
Right?
**[11:23] Mahiro**
Exactly!
**[11:24] Momiji**
You two are such gluttons.
**[11:30] Mai**
C'mon, let's trade!
**[11:31] Miyako**
So yummy!
**[11:32] Mai**
Right?
**[11:34] Mahiro**
* I suppose I do have some*
* chocolate left over.*
**[11:37] Mahiro**
*All right!*
**[11:38] Mahiro**
Here you go!
**[11:39] Mahiro**
Here, take this!
**[11:40] Mahiro**
You too!
**[11:42] Mahiro**
And you, and you as well!
**[11:48] Mahiro**
*I'm up to my ears!*
**[11:50] Mahiro**
*Look at me! I'm living the dream!*
**[11:52] Mahiro**
This would never happen
if I were still a boy.
**[12:00] Mahiro**
Yikes... It's hell on earth.
**[12:03] Tomoya**
Valentine's Day, am I right?
**[12:04] Mahiro**
What sad little creatures.
**[12:06] Takeshi**
Just a marketing ploy...
**[12:07] Makoto**
I'm not a huge sweet tooth, anyway.
**[12:07] Mahiro**
But I know exactly how they feel.
**[12:10] Mahiro**
I guess it can't hurt.
**[12:13] Mahiro**
How's it goin', gents?
**[12:15] Yuuta**
Huh?
**[12:17] Mahiro**
Here! You can have this!
**[12:22] Mahiro**
From one classmate to another.
**[12:24] Mahiro**
Totally platonic.
**[12:26] Yuuta**
F-Fine, I guess I can take it.
**[12:29] Minato**
N-Not that we're happy about it or anything.
**[12:32] Mahiro**
These two are actually pretty cute.
**[12:35] Mahiro**
No need to return the favor, okay?
**[12:43] Mahiro**
Wha—?!
**[12:44] Zombie Makoto**
I-I want some too!
**[12:46] Zombie Tomoya**
Me too!
**[12:48] Mahiro**
What are you guys, zombies?!
**[12:50] Zombies**
I actually *am* a sweet tooth...
**[12:52] Mahiro**
I'm all out! That was the *last* one!
**[12:56] Zombie Makoto**
Hand it over!
**[12:57] Zombie Takeshi**
Give it to me!
**[13:00] Yuuta**
H-Hey, stay back!
**[13:09] Satsuki**
Just ignore them, Oyama-san.
Boys are idiots.
**[13:13] Minori**
Those jerks.
**[13:23] Mahiro**
I guess this is the one day I'm
actually glad to be a girl.
**[13:30] Mahiro**
I really need to thank Mihari somehow.
**[13:32] Commercial**
* It's February 14th. In other*
* words, Valentine's Day!*
**[13:35] Commercial**
* It's time to give chocolate to that*
* special someone in your life!*
**[13:39] Commercial**
* In stores today, we have all*
* sorts of confections on offer!*
**[13:41] Sign**
Valentine's Day Fair
**[13:41] Sign**
Thank You
**[13:41] Sign**
Chocolate
**[13:41] Sign**
Thank You
**[13:41] Sign**
Candy
**[13:43] Commercial**
* Choose from our special thank-you*
* line to express your gratitude!*
**[13:47] Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[13:51] Mihari**
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
**[13:53] Mihari**
How'd it go?
**[13:55] Mahiro**
Check it! I'm set for life!
**[13:58] Mihari**
Wow, aren't you lucky?
**[14:02] Mihari**
Here's some from me, too.
**[14:06] Mihari**
Here!
**[14:07] Mihari**
Since the stuff I gave you
this morning was for school.
**[14:10] Mahiro**
Hey, one more for the pile!
**[14:13] Mahiro**
Then I'll give you yours now, too.
**[14:17] Mahiro**
Here!
**[14:26] Mihari**
Warn me next time, you dummy!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
You're such a crybaby!
**[14:37] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[14:37] Mahiro**
*Onimai.*
**[14:40] Sign**
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**[14:41] Mai & Miyako**
*Onimai.*
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**[14:43] Sign**
Books
**[14:43] Sign**
Opening Hours
**[14:53] Employee**
Have a nice day!
**[14:56] Mahiro**
Stupid Mihari.
**[14:57] Mahiro**
She's got me running errands for
her left and right these days.
**[15:01] Mahiro**
Still, I haven't been in this
store in a while, huh?
**[15:16] Sign**
CYLCIA=CODE
**[15:16] Sign**
The Monsters
in Class 1-A
**[15:25] Sign**
Masamune-kun's
Revenge
**[15:26] Mahiro**
Online shopping is convenient and all,
**[15:28] Mahiro**
but it's nice to visit an
actual store for a change.
**[15:39] Mahiro**
I can't go traipsing into
that section anymore, huh?
**[15:42] Mahiro**
Those books got me through
some tough times, though.
**[15:45] Mahiro**
Life wouldn't be the same without porn.
**[15:50] Yuuta**
Okay, okay! Hurry up!
**[15:53] Minato**
R-Right...
**[15:54] Mahiro**
Aren't those boys in my class?
**[15:57] Mahiro**
They're growing up so fast!
**[15:59] Yuuta**
Okay, I'll go in first. You stand watch.
**[16:00] Mahiro**
It's only natural boys their
age would be curious.
**[16:01] Minato**
Wait, won't that look even more suspicious?
**[16:02] Mahiro**
They have a lot of guts even coming here.
**[16:05] Mahiro**
Let's just pretend I never saw them...
**[16:12] Mahiro**
*Oh, crap!*
**[16:20] Mahiro**
Wait, you guys!
**[16:22] Mahiro**
I feel so bad.
**[16:25] Mahiro**
Still, I'd have done
the same if a girl saw me.
**[16:28] Mahiro**
Never mind.
**[16:30] Mahiro**
Maybe I'll leave a book for them
to find somewhere near the school.
**[16:34] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan?
**[16:35] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[16:38] Mahiro**
And you are?
**[16:40] Miyo**
C'mon! It's me, silly!
**[16:44] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan!
**[16:45] Mahiro**
What's with the disguise?
**[16:47] Miyo**
I didn't know you were into *those*
kinds of books, Mahiro-chan.
**[16:50] Mahiro**
I-I'm not, I swear!
**[16:52] Mahiro**
I just happened to be
walking by, that's all!
**[16:56] Miyo**
Oh, really?
**[16:58] Miyo**
I thought you might be a BL-loving fujoshi.
**[17:00] Mahiro**
*That's* what you meant?!
**[17:03] Mahiro**
Is that what you're into, then, Miyo-chan?
**[17:05] Miyo**
N-No way! I'm not! Not *those* ones...
**[17:09] Miyo**
Actually... Don't tell anyone this, but...
**[17:14] Mahiro**
Sure.
**[17:15] Miyo**
I'm more interested in the
ones about two girls.
**[17:19] Mahiro**
*Tell me something I didn't know!*
**[17:21] Miyo**
You can't tell anyone, okay?
**[17:23] Mahiro**
Wait, really?
**[17:24] Mahiro**
Since when have you been hiding it?
**[17:26] Miyo**
What are you into, then, Mahiro-chan?
**[17:29] Mahiro**
I'd say I'm more of a noncon—
**[17:31] Mahiro**
Scratch that!
**[17:32] Mahiro**
I've actually just been reading
a lot of shonen manga lately.
**[17:36] Mahiro**
But I'd be open to yuri manga, I guess.
**[17:39] Miyo**
Then say no more...
**[17:41] Miyo**
Take this!
**[17:42] Sign**
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
**[17:42] Sign**
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
**[17:42] Miyo**
And this!
**[17:43] Sign**
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
**[17:43] Sign**
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
**[17:43] Sign**
Whisper Me a Love Song
**[17:43] Sign**
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
**[17:43] Sign**
I'm in Love with the Villainess?!
**[17:43] Miyo**
I recommend this one, too!
**[17:44] Sign**
Yurifuwa Girls
**[17:48] Mahiro**
She's trying to lure me
down the rabbit hole!
**[17:52] Sign**
Yurifuwa Girls
**[17:52] Sign**
Secret Love Idols
**[17:55] Sign**
Books
**[17:55] Employee**
Have a nice day!
**[17:59] Mahiro**
We bought the shop out, huh?
**[18:01] Miyo**
Tell me what you think when
you're done reading them, okay?
**[18:07] Mahiro**
I wonder why you felt the
need to put on a disguise.
**[18:10] Mahiro**
It's not like you were
buying anything indecent.
**[18:13] Miyo**
You know, I'm glad.
**[18:14] Miyo**
I was worried you'd get weirded out by me.
**[18:18] Mahiro**
Everyone's tastes are different, you know?
**[18:21] Mahiro**
No one should feel the need
to hide the things they like.
**[18:24] Mahiro**
You've got nothing to be ashamed of!
**[18:27] Miyo**
Okay!
**[18:31] Mahiro**
What a sweet aroma!
**[18:34] Mahiro**
Something smells good!
**[18:41] Miyo**
Oh, it's a crêpe stand!
**[18:44] Miyo**
They seem to be really popular lately.
**[18:46] Mahiro**
Really? I don't think I've ever tried one.
**[18:49] Miyo**
You're kidding!
**[18:51] Miyo**
Then how about I treat you
to one just this once?
**[18:54] Miyo**
In exchange for your silence, of course.
**[19:03] Mahiro**
Sho good!
**[19:06] Mahiro**
I love you, Miyo-chan!
**[19:08] Miyo**
You're such a kidder!
**[19:10] Mahiro**
Oh, wanna try a bite of mine?
**[19:13] Mahiro**
It's banana!
**[19:14] Miyo**
Huh?!
**[19:15] Miyo**
Oh, um... If you're offering...
**[19:26] Momiji**
What are you two doing?!
**[19:31] Momiji**
My bad! Here, drink this!
**[19:34] Mahiro**
H-Hey, Momiji.
**[19:36] Mahiro**
We just happened to bump into each
other at the bookstore, is all.
**[19:41] Momiji**
Aw, no fair!
**[19:43] Momiji**
I'm gonna go buy a crêpe, too!
**[19:47] Miyo**
What was I thinking?
**[19:48] Miyo**
It's so unlike me to do something like that.
**[19:53] Mahiro**
You're not gonna get one too, Asahi?
**[19:55] Asahi**
Nope, I'm broke!
**[19:58] Momiji**
I'm back!
**[20:00] Mahiro**
That was quick.
**[20:01] Momiji**
Here, Mahiro-chan! Have a bite of mine!
**[20:15] Momiji**
All right, quit drooling.
**[20:18] Momiji**
Here.
**[20:20] Mahiro**
Wanna try mine, too?
**[20:22] Asahi**
Are you sure?!
**[20:23] Asahi**
I'll never forget this, you guys!
**[20:32] Momiji**
Well, doesn't she look happy?
**[20:33] Mahiro**
Isn't it yummy?
**[20:37] Mahiro**
Oh, hey, do you prefer banana or strawberry?
**[20:39] Miyo**
It was touch and go there, but...
**[20:39] Momiji**
I like them both!
**[20:42] Miyo**
I prefer being the observer, after all.
**[20:46] Mahiro**
Just try to control yourself when
real people are involved, okay?
**[20:51] Miyo**
R-Right...
**[20:53] Momiji**
Hm?
**[20:59] Sign**
Math
**[21:02] Yuuta & Minato**
O-Oyama?!
**[21:07] Mahiro**
Wh-What is it?!
**[21:10] Minato**
U-Um, about what you saw yesterday...
**[21:15] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[21:16] Mahiro**
You mean at the bookstore?
**[21:18] Minato**
W-We were just discussing the optimal
layout for the store, you see?
**[21:23] Minato**
Right?
**[21:24] Mahiro**
Th-The what now?
**[21:26] Yuuta**
L-Like where the partitions
should go and stuff.
**[21:29] Minato**
Yeah, right, that!
**[21:30] Mahiro**
It's all right. I get it.
**[21:32] Mahiro**
Don't worry.
**[21:33] Mahiro**
I'm not gonna go around
telling everybody, so relax.
**[21:38] Mahiro**
In fact, how about I show you
guys a little something later?
**[21:43] Yuuta & Minato**
A little... something?
**[21:51] Mahiro**
Wait! Don't get the wrong idea!
**[21:54] Mahiro**
What am I, some...
**[21:55] Mahiro**
brazen hussy?!
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro Pretties Up
**[23:35] Illustration**
Illustration: Hitomi Kariya
**[23:38] Girls**
See you next time!
# E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0Q9WN/mahiro-pretties-up)
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**[00:00] Boy**
Here goes nothing!
**[00:10] Sign**
Highly Accurate
**[00:10] Sign**
Astrology
**[00:15] Minori**
My horoscope today sucks!
**[00:18] Mai**
Your lucky color's red, it says.
**[00:20] Miyako**
You can have my red pen, if you want.
**[00:22] Mahiro**
* The fortune-telling boom*
* is upon us, it seems.*
**[00:25] Mahiro**
*Girls are really into that stuff, huh?*
**[00:30] Nodoka**
Hey!
**[00:31] Nodoka**
Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
**[00:34] Nodoka**
Be careful not to oversleep
today, Sagittarius.
**[00:38] Nodoka**
You may lose something important to you.
**[00:42] Mahiro**
*Its power...*
**[00:44] Mahiro**
*It's greater than I feared.*
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:03] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:09] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
**[02:27] Mihari**
You're reading an astrology book?
**[02:30] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[02:31] Mahiro**
You wanna take a look?
**[02:33] Mahiro**
Here.
**[02:40] Mihari**
I suppose girls are quite
fond of these, huh?
**[02:43] Mahiro**
I-It's not that!
**[02:45] Mahiro**
It's been all the rage at school lately,
**[02:47] Mahiro**
so I just wanted to see what
all the fuss was about!
**[02:49] Mihari**
Sure, sounds plausible to me.
**[02:51] Mahiro**
Gimme a break!
**[02:53] Mahiro**
Honestly, you don't even know
what I'm going through.
**[02:57] Mahiro**
Oh, hey!
**[02:58] Mahiro**
While you're here, why
don't I read out yours?
**[03:01] Mahiro**
Let's see. You were born
in April, so that means...
**[03:06] Mihari**
Stop right there.
**[03:07] Mihari**
I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
**[03:09] Mahiro**
Aw, you're no fun!
**[03:11] Mihari**
Why don't you try reading
another sign's horoscope?
**[03:15] Mihari**
I bet you it'll still apply.
**[03:20] Mihari**
Stuff like that is so generic.
**[03:22] Mihari**
All they do is write things
that could apply to anyone.
**[03:26] Mihari**
Like "you have a serious side to you,"
**[03:28] Mihari**
or "there's something weighing on you."
**[03:31] Mihari**
It's called the Barnum effect.
**[03:33] Mahiro**
Hang on, what's this?
**[03:35] Mahiro**
To those born in the month of April,
**[03:37] Mahiro**
try to avoid being overly
argumentative today.
**[03:39] Mahiro**
You may be annoying the people around you.
**[03:42] Mahiro**
See? It's got you pegged!
**[03:44] Mihari**
L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
**[03:49] Mihari**
An important occasion is
right around the corner.
**[03:51] Mihari**
You may be in for a surprise or two.
**[03:55] Mahiro**
An important occasion?
**[03:57] Mahiro**
Was there something coming up?
**[03:58] Mahiro**
Huh? Surely it's talking about—
**[04:03] Mahiro**
Actually, never mind.
**[04:05] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[04:11] Momiji**
Hello, Mahiro-chan.
**[04:12] Mahiro**
Hey, Momi— ji?
**[04:18] Mahiro**
M-Momiji, have you finally
gone to the dark side?
**[04:22] Momiji**
It said an eyepatch would
bring me luck today.
**[04:25] Mahiro**
That's a safety risk! Take it off!
**[04:31] Miyo**
Death in the upright position.
**[04:34] Miyo**
Asahi-chan...
**[04:36] Miyo**
Your death is nigh.
**[04:38] Asahi**
Dun-Dun-Duuun!
**[04:43] Mahiro**
This one's fishy, too.
**[04:45] Mahiro**
Each one's more absurd than the last.
**[04:48] Mahiro**
They're all just at that age, I guess.
**[04:51] Mahiro**
Bless their souls.
**[04:52] Miyo**
Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
**[04:54] Mahiro**
Yikes!
**[04:56] Mahiro**
H-Hey, guys!
**[04:58] Mahiro**
How about we all do one that's
a little more light-hearted?
**[05:01] Mahiro**
Light-hearted? Like what?
**[05:03] Mahiro**
Like... Um...
**[05:05] Mahiro**
I didn't think this far.
**[05:07] Mahiro**
I swear there was something
in that book yesterday...
**[05:11] Mahiro**
Oh!
**[05:12] Mahiro**
How about animal horoscopes?!
**[05:13] Mahiro**
It's about finding out which animal
best fits your personality!
**[05:16] Momiji**
Cool! That sounds fun!
**[05:19] Mahiro**
No clue how you're supposed
to do that, though.
**[05:21] Mahiro**
Guess I'll just have to improvise.
**[05:23] Mahiro**
Well, then, Asahi's always
bubbly and outgoing.
**[05:26] Mahiro**
A dog fits her pretty
well, don't you think?
**[05:30] Asahi**
Woof, woof!
**[05:31] Momiji**
I totally see it!
**[05:33] Mahiro**
And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
maybe a bunny rabbit?
**[05:37] Miyo**
Hoppity-hop!
**[05:37] Miyo**
Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
**[05:39] Mahiro**
Kinda fits with her seemingly
constant arousal, too.
**[05:42] Mahiro**
For Momiji, I'd say...
**[05:44] Mahiro**
A kokeshi doll?
**[05:45] SFX**
Koke.
**[05:46] Momiji**
Huh?
**[05:46] Mahiro**
Scratch that! Um...
**[05:49] Mahiro**
What about a bear?
**[05:50] Mahiro**
Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
**[05:53] Momiji**
Aw, you really think so?
**[05:55] Asahi**
Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
**[05:59] Miyo**
What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
**[06:02] Miyo**
Let's see...
**[06:03] Miyo**
Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
**[06:05] Miyo**
with a loving soul and a big heart,
**[06:07] Miyo**
nothing fits me better
than the mighty elephant!
**[06:12] Miyo**
Something wrong?
**[06:13] Momiji**
Nope! Nothing at all!
**[06:14] Momiji**
I know!
**[06:16] Momiji**
Can I try something next?
**[06:18] Momiji**
It's just a normal horoscope
reading, though.
**[06:20] Mahiro**
Oh? I'm down!
**[06:22] Momiji**
All right...
**[06:25] Momiji**
Could you tell me your birthday, then?
**[06:28] Momiji**
*This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!*
**[06:30] Momiji**
* Reading your horoscope is merely a façade*
* to get you to tell me your birthday!*
**[06:34] Momiji**
*Then I can surprise you when the day comes!*
**[06:36] Momiji**
*It's absolutely foolproof!*
**[06:38] Mahiro**
Oh, right, my birthday.
**[06:40] Mahiro**
Umm, it's March...
**[06:44] Mahiro**
Oh, it's today, actually.
**[06:47] Girls**
It is?!
**[06:48] Girls**
H-Happy birthday!
**[06:57] Mahiro**
I'm home!
**[06:59] Mihari**
Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
**[07:01] Mihari**
You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
**[07:04] Mihari**
I guess horoscopes have
their uses, after all.
**[07:08] Mahiro**
Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
**[07:11] Mihari**
Talk about forced!
**[07:12] Mahiro**
I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
**[07:15] Mihari**
Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
**[07:19] Mahiro**
Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
**[07:22] Mahiro**
Feels weird to say I'm a year
older when I look like this.
**[07:25] Mihari**
How many candles should I put on it?
**[07:28] Mahiro**
That's a good question.
**[07:32] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] Girls**
*Onimai.*
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:33] ---**
ONIMAI
**[07:40] Mahiro**
Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
**[07:43] Momiji**
U-Uh...
**[07:44] Momiji**
Sorry, I can't today.
**[07:45] Mahiro**
Huh. Okay, then.
**[07:47] Mahiro**
In that case... Miyo-chan!
**[07:49] Miyo**
I can't either, actually...
**[07:51] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[07:52] Momiji**
That was close.
**[07:54] Momiji**
I'll see you then, okay?
**[07:55] Miyo**
Sure!
**[07:56] Mahiro**
Wait!
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro**
C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
**[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji**
Let's throw her a birthday party!
**[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji**
It'll be a surprise!
**[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji**
We'll plan everything in secret,
so she doesn't find out.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi**
But Mahiron's birthday
already passed, didn't it?
**[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji**
Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
this over nothing at all.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji**
I know I would, if it were me.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi**
You've got a point.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji**
Besides, this way she definitely
won't see it coming.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji**
Who would suspect a surprise party
when it's not even their birthday?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo**
She sounds like some
iron-fisted TV producer.
**[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji**
Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji**
And don't say a word about it
to her until this weekend!
**[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi**
Yes, ma'am!
**[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo**
Okay!
**[08:36] Mahiro**
Or something along those lines, right?
**[08:38] Mahiro**
It's totally cliché!
**[08:39] Mahiro**
Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
idea and get all depressed about it.
**[08:43] Mahiro**
But an experienced fellow, such as
myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
**[08:48] Mahiro**
Well, if it isn't Asahi!
**[08:50] Mahiro**
Come on now, spill the beans.
**[08:51] Mahiro**
I already know what's going on.
**[08:55] Asahi**
Stay away from me!
**[08:57] Asahi**
I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
**[09:05] Mahiro**
*It's all over.*
**[09:23] Mihari**
Onii-chan?
**[09:27] Mihari**
Onii-chan?!
**[09:28] Mihari**
Enough! It's time to get up!
**[09:35] Mahiro**
But I don't wanna!
**[09:36] Mihari**
Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
**[09:40] Mihari**
Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
**[09:43] Mihari**
Have a little more confidence in yourself.
**[09:47] Mihari**
See? That's them now.
**[10:00] Mahiro**
We're under attack!
**[10:08] Girls**
Happy birthday!
**[10:12] Girls**
Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
**[10:17] Miyo**
Guess we can call this a success, then.
**[10:19] Asahi**
Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
**[10:22] Momiji**
Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
**[10:24] Momiji**
We knew if we let her, she'd just
end up spilling everything.
**[10:27] Mahiro**
Gotcha...
**[10:33] Momiji**
Here you go.
**[10:34] Momiji**
This present's from me.
**[10:37] Mahiro**
Wow, thank you!
**[10:40] Miyo**
I got you a book I thought
you might like, too.
**[10:42] Miyo**
Don't open it until later, okay?
**[10:44] Mahiro**
Oh, of course...
**[10:46] Asahi**
And I got you...
**[10:48] Asahi**
This!
**[10:49] Sign**
Anything-You-Want Ticket
**[10:51] Mahiro**
Yup, I should've known.
**[10:53] Asahi**
You can use that to get us
all to do something for you!
**[10:57] Girls**
Huh?!
**[10:59] Mahiro**
That's quite the tough call to make...
**[11:02] Mahiro**
Hmm...
**[11:05] Mahiro**
Well, how about this?
**[11:08] Mahiro**
I hope you'll all stay friends
with me from here on out!
**[11:19] Asahi**
No...
**[11:20] Asahi**
Not like that.
**[11:23] Asahi**
You know, like... something more practical!
**[11:26] Mahiro**
Aww...
**[11:27] Mahiro**
I really thought you'd
be satisfied with that.
**[11:30] Mahiro**
A shoulder massage, then?
Would that make you happy?
**[11:33] Sign**
Anything-You-Want Ticket
**[11:33] Asahi**
Coming right up!
**[11:37] Asahi**
Rub, rub, rub.
**[11:38] Asahi**
Rubba-dub-dub.
**[11:40] Momiji**
Honestly...
**[11:40] Asahi**
You're so stiff, you know?
**[11:41] Mahiro**
R-Really?
**[11:44] Momiji**
This one's from all of us!
**[11:47] Momiji**
Ta-da!
**[11:48] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[11:49] Momiji**
We baked a cake for you!
**[11:52] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[11:54] Miyo**
It's a fruit cake! My idea!
**[11:57] Mahiro**
Oh...
**[11:59] Mahiro**
Is it safe to eat?
**[12:01] Momiji**
It's okay. My sister supervised.
**[12:04] Mahiro**
Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
**[12:07] Momiji**
Your wish is my command!
**[12:14] Momiji**
Now, open wide!
**[12:20] Mahiro**
Delicious!
**[12:21] Momiji**
I'm glad you like it!
**[12:23] Mihari**
Here's some iced tea.
**[12:25] Mahiro**
Man, I'm thirsty.
**[12:27] Miyo**
Here you go!
**[12:28] Miyo**
Your drink, as requested.
**[12:30] Mahiro**
Turn on the TV for me, would you?
**[12:32] Mihari**
I'm part of this, too?
**[12:36] Miyo**
There's more if you want it.
**[12:39] Asahi**
Mahiro-sama.
**[12:40] Mahiro**
I need the restroom.
**[12:41] Asahi**
I'll go for you!
**[12:42] Asahi**
Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
**[12:49] Asahi**
C'mon, get out already!
**[12:51] Mihari**
That's karma for you.
**[12:57] Mahiro**
I would have loved it if
Kaede-chan were here too.
**[13:01] Momiji**
I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
**[13:04] Momiji**
Whoops, I forgot!
**[13:06] Momiji**
She wanted me to give you her present!
**[13:08] Momiji**
Here!
**[13:09] Mahiro**
Kaede-chan's the best!
**[13:11] Mahiro**
What could it be, I wonder...
**[13:14] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[13:15] Sign**
Mahiro-chan
**[13:15] Sign**
Happy Birthday
**[13:15] Sign**
Try dolling yourself up a bit
**[13:15] Sign**
Love, Kaede
**[13:15] Kaede**
*Mahiro-chan!*
**[13:16] Kaede**
*Happy birthday!*
**[13:18] Kaede**
*Try dolling yourself up a bit!*
**[13:20] Kaede**
*Love, Kaede.*
**[13:22] Miyo**
What a nice lip balm!
**[13:24] Miyo**
It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
**[13:27] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:31] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka**
*Onimai.*
**[13:35] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[13:35] Satsuki & Minori**
*Onimai.*
**[13:52] Mihari**
Oh, my...
**[13:54] Mihari**
How precious...
**[13:55] Mahiro**
Huh?!
**[13:56] Mahiro**
I-It's not what you think!
**[13:58] Mahiro**
I just thought it'd be rude of
me if I didn't use it, you know?
**[14:01] Mihari**
Right, of course!
**[14:02] Mihari**
If that's what you've been telling yourself!
**[14:06] Mahiro**
What's her problem?
**[14:21] Momiji**
Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
**[14:24] Kaede**
Morning!
**[14:25] Mahiro**
Good morning!
**[14:32] Mahiro**
What's up?
**[14:33] Momiji**
It's just, you seem more
grown-up today somehow.
**[14:37] Mahiro**
Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
**[14:43] Kaede**
Aha!
**[14:44] Kaede**
You're wearing the tinted
lip balm I gave you!
**[14:46] Mahiro**
Yup.
**[14:48] Kaede**
You know? The lip balm I
got her for her birthday.
**[14:50] Momiji**
Oh!
**[14:52] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
**[14:55] Mahiro**
but I thought it'd be rude if I
didn't try it on at least once.
**[14:59] Kaede**
Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
**[15:02] Kaede**
I've always thought you
had such lovely features!
**[15:10] Kaede**
Should you ever want to
give makeup another try,
**[15:12] Kaede**
just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
**[15:15] Mahiro**
O-Okay...
**[15:17] Kaede**
You're so cute!
**[15:19] Kaede**
I knew this color would suit you.
**[15:20] Momiji**
Onee-chan!
**[15:22] Kaede**
Okay, okay.
**[15:23] Kaede**
Be careful at school, though, okay?
**[15:27] Kaede**
Though the color's pretty faint,
so I think you should be fine.
**[15:41] Miyako**
That color's so pretty!
**[15:43] Satsuki**
It's so cute! What brand is it?
**[15:46] Mahiro**
Here.
**[15:47] Girl**
Let me see, let me see!
**[15:49] Girl**
Wow, it's so pretty!
**[15:51] Momiji**
C'mon, guys! Back it up!
**[15:53] Mai**
Oh, my bad!
**[15:57] Mahiro**
You're my hero!
**[16:00] Mahiro**
I'm still not used to
talking to trendy girls...
**[16:03] Momiji**
They're really sweet once
you get to know them.
**[16:05] Momiji**
Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
**[16:10] Miyo**
Kids our age like dressing
up a little, you know?
**[16:13] Asahi**
I couldn't care less about that stuff!
**[16:15] Miyo**
Did you really have to contradict me?
**[16:23] Mahiro**
*I couldn't care less either, of course.*
**[16:27] Mahiro**
* But it does feel nice to have them*
* fawning over me like this.*
**[16:39] Mahiro**
* Does putting on a little lip tint really*
* warrant this much attention, though?*
**[16:43] Mahiro**
*Girls have such a keen eye.*
**[16:46] Yuuta**
O-Oyama!
**[16:48] Mahiro**
Wha?
**[16:49] Mahiro**
*Hold up! Not the boys, too?!*
**[16:52] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[16:54] Yuuta**
H-Here's your chocolate.
**[16:56] Minato**
You know? Since it's White Day.
**[16:59] Mahiro**
*Oh, that's why...*
**[17:01] Mahiro**
It *is* White Day, huh?
**[17:03] Mahiro**
I said you didn't have to, though!
**[17:06] Mahiro**
Still, I'd be the last one
to turn down chocolate.
**[17:08] Yuuta**
S-Sure...
**[17:23] Mahiro**
So...
**[17:25] Mahiro**
Was there anything else?
**[17:27] Yuuta & Minato**
Wha?!
**[17:28] Yuuta & Minato**
Um...
**[17:33] Yuuta & Minato**
W-We'll go get you something better!
**[17:36] Satsuki**
Boys are so dense sometimes.
**[17:38] Minori**
Those jerks.
**[17:41] Mahiro**
Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
**[17:45] Momiji**
Mahiro-chan!
**[17:46] Momiji**
You're on class duty today, remember?
**[17:48] Momiji**
You need to go pick up the class log.
**[17:50] Mahiro**
Oh, no, I forgot!
**[17:52] Sign**
Faculty Office
**[17:55] Sign**
Japanese
**[17:55] Sign**
Class Log
**[17:56] Mari**
Here you go.
**[17:57] Mahiro**
Sorry I'm late.
**[18:00] Mari**
You made it before assembly, so you're good.
**[18:03] Mari**
Hang on.
**[18:04] Mari**
Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
**[18:06] Mari**
It looks so natural on you.
**[18:08] Mahiro**
Oh, could you tell?
**[18:11] Mahiro**
I've been the talk of the
class since this morning!
**[18:13] Mari**
But wearing makeup is against school rules.
**[18:16] Mari**
It's faint, so I'd like to
let you off the hook, but...
**[18:21] Mari**
I understand the desire to make
yourself look pretty, of course.
**[18:25] Mari**
You are a young lady, after all.
**[18:27] Mahiro**
Oh... Uh...
**[18:28] Mari**
But you don't have to worry.
**[18:30] Mari**
You're a pretty girl just
as you are, Oyama-san.
**[18:34] Mari**
And we must look respectable at school.
**[18:36] Mahiro**
Yes, ma'am.
**[18:37] Mari**
Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
**[18:39] Mahiro**
Yes, ma'am...
**[18:46] Mahiro**
I can't believe she treated me
like one of the trendy girls!
**[18:49] Mahiro**
I think it's perfectly respectable!
**[18:52] Mahiro**
This is pure authoritarianism!
**[18:53] Mahiro**
What about self-expression?!
**[18:59] Momiji**
Yeah, I know. And get this...
**[19:01] Momiji**
Oh, welcome back!
**[19:03] Miyo**
Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
**[19:05] Mahiro**
U-Um...
**[19:07] Mai**
Oh, no...
**[19:08] Mai**
Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
**[19:11] Miyako**
She doesn't look it, but
she can be pretty strict.
**[19:15] Mai**
Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
**[19:17] Miyako**
So true!
**[19:20] Mahiro**
Right?!
**[19:21] Mahiro**
It's so unfair!
**[19:23] Girls**
Right?
**[19:26] Boy**
Are you serious?
**[19:28] Yuuta**
That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
**[19:31] Minato**
Girls are so hard to please...
**[19:35] Takeshi**
You idiots!
**[19:36] Tomoya**
You messed up big.
**[19:37] Makoto**
Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
**[19:41] Takeshi**
You could've at least gotten
her a luxury brand!
**[19:43] Makoto**
That's what I was gonna say!
**[19:44] Takeshi**
What were you thinking?
**[19:47] Satsuki**
Boys are so...
**[19:48] Minori**
...childish.
**[19:59] Mihari**
Mahiro-chan?
**[20:02] Mihari**
You're not gonna put on makeup today?
**[20:05] Mahiro**
Knock it off, will ya?!
**[20:07] Mahiro**
What about you?!
**[20:08] Mahiro**
You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
**[20:10] Mahiro**
Why don't you spruce
yourself up for a change?!
**[20:13] Mihari**
C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
**[20:16] Mihari**
How many more times do I have to say it?
**[20:18] Mihari**
I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
**[20:21] Mihari**
And I'd hate for
people to think I'm vain.
**[20:24] Mahiro**
Welp, that was your last chance.
**[20:27] Mahiro**
There's no other way.
**[20:29] Mahiro**
Sensei! Do what must be done!
**[20:32] Kaede**
Leave it to me!
**[20:35] Mihari**
H-Have you been there this whole time?!
**[20:40] Kaede**
C'mon, just roll with it!
**[20:42] Mihari**
No! No way! I refuse!
**[20:53] Kaede**
I'm sorry, Mihari.
**[20:57] Kaede**
It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
**[21:01] Kaede**
I wish we could hang out and do more
teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
**[21:06] Mihari**
Kaede...
**[21:08] Mihari**
Oh, all right, then.
**[21:10] Mihari**
Go on, knock yourself out.
**[21:12] Kaede**
You're the best.
**[21:16] Mahiro**
True friendship.
**[21:22] Kaede**
There! All done!
**[21:25] Kaede**
You look gorgeous, Mihari!
**[21:33] Mihari**
This is like, totally weird!
**[21:38] Mihari & Kaede**
Yay!
**[21:42] Mahiro**
This cannot be allowed to continue!
**[21:45] Kaede**
Aw, don't say that.
**[21:46] Kaede**
How about you join in on
the fun, Mahiro-chan?
**[21:55] Mihari & Kaede**
Yay!
**[23:34] Sign**
Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
**[23:34] Illustration**
Illustration: Namori
**[23:38] Kaede & Mihari**
See you next time!
# E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNM585/mahiros-future-as-a-sister)
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**[00:08] Asahi**
Wow!
**[00:11] Asahi**
It's amazing!
**[00:13] Miyo**
It's so pretty!
**[00:20] Mahiro**
We finally made it...
**[00:22] Kaede**
That was quite the trip, huh?
**[00:24] Mahiro**
I'm exhausted.
**[00:26] Kaede**
How 'bout we get checked in
so we can go veg out?
**[00:29] Mahiro**
Sounds like a plan!
**[00:30] Mihari**
You really have a way with her, huh?
**[00:37] Asahi**
Look, I made a faceprint!
**[00:40] Kaede**
Hang on! Hold that pose!
**[00:41] Kaede**
Everybody get in, get in!
**[00:43] Mahiro**
They all seem so hyped.
**[00:45] Mihari**
I mean, look at the snow.
Can you blame them?
**[00:47] Mahiro**
Yeah, I guess not.
**[00:49] Momiji**
Jeez... Asahi! Let's get a move on!
**[00:58] Momiji**
What's up, Mahiro-chan?
**[01:00] Mahiro**
Oh, nothing!
**[01:03] Mahiro**
Shall we get going?
**[01:05] Momiji**
Sure!
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
**[01:28] Sign**
Mahiro Oyama
**[01:34] Sign**
Mihari Oyama
***SIGN*** ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
***SIGN*** #12 Mahiro's Future as a Sister
**[02:43] Asahi**
So, guys!
**[02:44] Asahi**
It's almost spring break, you know?!
**[02:47] Miyo**
It'd be nice if we could
go someplace together.
**[02:49] Momiji**
That reminds me. Didn't we talk about
that kinda thing on Halloween?
**[02:54] Mahiro**
Huh? That was still on the table?
**[02:58] Kaede**
An onsen would be a nice change
of pace, don't you think?
**[03:01] Mihari**
It does sound nice.
**[03:03] Miyo**
I'd like to go too!
**[03:05] Asahi**
Me three!
**[03:07] Kaede**
Okey-dokey!
**[03:09] Kaede**
How about this one?
**[03:10] Momiji**
Wow! That looks nice!
**[03:11] Mihari**
It really does!
**[03:12] Miyo**
It looks wonderful!
**[03:13] Kaede**
Right?
**[03:14] Mihari**
It's perfect.
**[03:14] Momiji**
It's so pretty.
**[03:15] Asahi**
I wanna try that!
**[03:16] Momiji**
You're happy going here
too, right, Mahiro-chan?
**[03:16] Miyo**
It looks delicious.
**[03:19] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[03:23] Mahiro**
*And so with that...*
**[03:25] Mahiro**
*Before I could even blink,*
**[03:27] Mahiro**
* we were packing our bags for a*
* one-night stay at the onsen.*
**[03:31] Kaede**
Look, there it is!
**[03:41] Sign**
Tsukimi Inn
**[03:44] Hostess**
Welcome, and thank you for choosing our inn.
**[03:47] Mihari**
Thanks so much for having us!
**[03:50] Everyone**
Thanks for having us!
**[03:52] Hostess**
Well, then, if you'll all
follow me to your room.
**[03:55] Sign**
Ladies Room
**[04:03] Mahiro**
It's got tatami mats!
**[04:04] Mihari**
It's pretty spacious, too, huh?
**[04:07] Mahiro**
You can't have a Japanese
inn without tatami floors!
**[04:09] Kaede**
Well, then, why don't we hit the
town while it's still light out?
**[04:14] Asahi**
All right! It's time for a
snowball fight, Miyo-chin!
**[04:17] Miyo**
Um... I don't know about that.
**[04:20] Momiji**
Hey, guys! Look at me!
**[04:24] Everyone**
Wow!
**[04:29] Miyo**
How cute! It suits you!
**[04:32] Asahi**
I wanna wear one!
**[04:33] Mihari**
Well, then, why don't we all get
changed and head out?
**[04:36] Everyone**
Okay!
**[04:37] Mahiro**
Wha? What happened to vegging out?
**[05:09] Shop Person**
Thank you, dear.
**[05:10] Shop Person**
Enjoy it while it's hot, now.
**[05:12] Mahiro**
Sure thing!
**[05:14] Mihari**
*Sometimes it's hard to believe...*
**[05:14] Mahiro**
Thanks so much!
**[05:21] Mahiro**
Jeez!
**[05:23] Mihari**
* Even his mannerisms have*
* gotten more feminine.*
**[05:27] Mihari**
*Hm? I wonder if that means anything.*
**[05:31] Kaede**
Home sweet home!
**[05:33] Asahi**
We got some good stuff!
**[05:36] Miyo**
It was a little cold out there, though.
**[05:38] Mahiro**
Ah, the warm indoors soothes my soul...
**[05:41] Kaede**
Shall we head to the baths, then?
**[05:43] Miyo**
You know it's an open-air bath, right?
**[05:45] Miyo**
Apparently, we'll be able to
see the snow while we bathe!
**[05:48] Momiji**
That sounds great!
**[05:50] Mihari**
Let's all go in together, shall we?
**[05:52] Everyone**
Okay!
**[05:53] Sign**
Dining Hall
**[05:53] Sign**
Communal Bath
**[06:01] Asahi**
I hope the bath is big.
**[06:03] Miyo**
You're not allowed to swim in it, okay?
**[06:05] Kaede**
I wish I looked as good in
a yukata as you do, Momiji.
**[06:08] Momiji**
What's with the sass?
**[06:10] Kaede**
I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
**[06:11] Kaede**
I'll scrub your back for you, okay?
**[06:13] Momiji**
Jeez...
**[06:14] Mihari**
Okay, listen.
**[06:15] Mihari**
Try not to stare, all right?
**[06:18] Mahiro**
What would I be staring at?
**[06:20] Sign**
Hot Spring
**[06:20] Sign**
Ladies
**[06:23] Asahi & Momiji**
Ooo... Yay!
**[06:28] Mihari**
Don't forget to fold your clothes!
**[06:30] Asahi & Momiji**
Okay!
**[06:32] Mahiro**
Th-That's right.
**[06:34] Mahiro**
This is technically mixed... mixed bathing!
**[06:37] Mahiro**
No way! Absolutely not!
**[06:39] Mahiro**
These girls are my friends.
I gotta respect that!
**[06:41] Mahiro**
I can't go forgetting my
morals at a time like this.
**[06:52] Sign**
Hot Spring
**[06:52] Sign**
Ladies
**[06:52] Kaede**
C'mon! Let's get you out of those clothes!
**[06:56] Kaede**
What? You're too shy?
**[06:58] Kaede**
Don't be silly! It's just
us girls, after all!
**[07:01] Mahiro**
D-Don't do it!
**[07:02] Kaede**
And a one, and a two, and a three!
**[07:12] Mahiro**
Wow!
**[07:15] Everyone**
Wow!
**[07:18] Momiji**
It's massive!
**[07:19] Miyo**
What a beautiful snowscape!
**[07:29] Kaede**
So relaxing...
**[07:31] Mihari**
Apparently, the water's good for detoxing.
**[07:33] Asahi**
Detoxing?
**[07:34] Asahi**
It's when you rid the body of impurities
that have built up over time.
**[07:38] Asahi**
Neat!
**[07:40] Kaede**
Toxins begone!
**[07:42] Miyo**
Huh? Where's Mahiro-chan?
**[07:44] Momiji**
Huh?
**[07:45] Momiji**
Oh!
**[07:50] Momiji**
Come hang out with us, Mahiro-chan!
**[07:52] Mahiro**
O-Oh, don't mind me!
**[07:54] Kaede**
She's so sheepish. Must be puberty.
**[07:57] Mihari**
Y-Yeah, must be...
**[08:00] Mahiro**
*Jeez, I can't relax at all.*
**[08:01] Mahiro**
* Forget detoxing, my impure*
* thoughts are only growing!*
**[08:07] Mahiro**
* I-I can't help it!*
* My eyes have a mind of their own!*
**[08:10] Mahiro**
* It's too dangerous here.*
* I gotta get out of range.*
**[08:18] Mahiro**
Now I can finally relax!
**[08:29] Mahiro**
Bathing is so much better alone.
**[08:31] Mahiro**
Getting stressed out at a hot
spring is just backwards.
**[08:35] Mahiro**
There it is again!
**[08:37] Mahiro**
That weird tingly sensation
I felt this morning!
**[08:39] Miyo**
Oh, there you are!
**[08:41] Mahiro**
Hm?
**[08:44] Miyo**
Mahiro-chan!
**[08:49] Miyo**
Can I sit with you?
**[08:55] Miyo**
It's a little embarrassing, us all
bathing together like this.
**[08:59] Mahiro**
Oh— Uh, yeah...
**[09:01] Momiji**
The view from here is nice, too!
**[09:08] Momiji**
C'mon, Asahi! Diving is against the rules!
**[09:25] Momiji**
What?
**[09:26] Mahiro**
Nothing, it's just...
**[09:27] Mahiro**
With you two, I don't have to worry
about averting my eyes.
**[09:30] Momiji**
What? Because I'm flat-chested?!
**[09:32] Asahi**
Oh, Mahiron...
**[09:34] Mahiro**
Uh! No, um, that's not what I meant...
**[09:37] Mahiro**
Uh— Um— You know? Err...
**[09:40] Asahi & Momiji**
Hee hee hee hee...
**[09:43] Momiji**
Take this, and that, and this!
**[09:47] Asahi**
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
**[09:52] Momiji**
And how about that?!
**[09:54] Mahiro**
I can't take this much longer!
**[09:56] Mahiro**
*Whoa!*
**[09:58] Mahiro**
*Wait? No way...*
**[10:00] Mahiro**
*I know this feeling all too well...*
**[10:08] Asahi**
Where's the big reaction?!
**[10:09] Momiji**
We could go all day, you know?!
**[10:13] Mahiro**
*It has returned...*
**[10:16] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] Kaede; Momiji; Asahi & Miyo**
Onimai.
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:17] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:18] ---**
ONIMAI
**[10:21] Sign**
ONIMAI
**[10:21] Mahiro & Mihari**
Onimai.
**[10:23] Asahi**
Take this!
**[10:25] Momiji**
Ey!
**[10:27] Asahi**
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
**[10:33] Momiji**
Squidgy?
**[10:35] Asahi**
What's wrong?
**[10:37] Mahiro**
T-T...
**[10:40] Mahiro**
Time out!
**[10:49] Mihari**
What is it? What's wrong?
**[10:57] Kaede**
What's the matter, Mihari?
**[10:59] Mihari**
W-Well, um... Er...
**[11:02] Mihari**
M-Mahiro-chan says she's feeling
a little light-headed, so...
**[11:05] Kaede**
Really? Oh, no!
**[11:07] Kaede**
She does look a little pale,
now that you mention it.
**[11:11] Mihari**
Not to worry!
**[11:12] Mihari**
Just stay put and enjoy
yourself with the others!
**[11:17] Miyo**
What's up with Mahiro-chan?
**[11:19] Kaede**
The hot water got to her, apparently.
**[11:20] Asahi**
What a baby.
**[11:37] Mihari**
Looks like the drug has
finally started to wear off.
**[11:40] Mihari**
Perhaps the hot spring played a role as well.
**[11:43] Mihari**
At this rate, you'll be fully
reverted by tomorrow morning.
**[11:47] Mahiro**
B-But we can't let that happen!
**[11:49] Mahiro**
Everyone's gonna find out!
**[11:51] Mihari**
You're right.
**[11:52] Mahiro**
Besides, this is all so sudden.
**[11:55] Mahiro**
And I was really enjoying this trip, too...
**[11:59] Mihari**
Onii-chan...
**[12:09] Mihari**
It's gonna be okay.
**[12:11] Mihari**
After all...
**[12:14] Mihari**
I brought the drug with me just
in case of such an emergency!
**[12:17] Mahiro**
Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!
**[12:20] Mahiro**
Honestly...
**[12:21] Mihari**
But are you sure about this?
**[12:23] Mihari**
If you take it, you'll be stuck
as a girl for a while longer.
**[12:29] Mihari**
You won't be able to turn
back for a long time.
**[12:39] Girls**
We're back!
**[12:46] Momiji**
I'm glad you seem to be feeling better!
**[12:48] Mahiro**
Y-Yeah! Just felt a little dizzy, is all.
**[12:51] Asahi**
We were worried!
**[12:53] Miyo**
Maybe it was fatigue.
**[12:55] Miyo**
I'm glad you're better now, though!
**[12:58] Momiji**
That was so relaxing, though, wasn't it?
**[13:00] Asahi**
That felt great!
**[13:04] Asahi**
We could go back in again!
**[13:06] Momiji**
I'd be down for that!
**[13:08] Everyone**
Wow!
**[13:11] Momiji**
This is so fancy!
**[13:13] Asahi**
It's a feast!
**[13:14] Miyo**
It's amazing! There's so much food!
**[13:16] Kaede**
Cod milt tempura, roast
venison, and boar stew!
**[13:20] Kaede**
There's even grated yam!
**[13:21] Mihari**
What an nourishing meal!
**[13:24] Asahi**
It's so creamy and tasty!
**[13:27] Asahi**
What does "cod milt" mean, anyway?
**[13:29] Miyo**
I'll tell you.
**[13:31] Asahi**
Oh...
**[13:34] Momiji**
Sho good!
**[13:36] Asahi**
I'm gonna have another one!
**[13:36] Kaede**
Have you tried this yet? It's really good!
**[13:39] Momiji**
This one's yummy, too!
**[13:43] Momiji**
Huh? Aren't you gonna eat
something, Mahiro-chan?
**[13:46] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[13:47] Mahiro**
Oh, uh... I will, I will!
**[13:53] Everyone**
Thanks for the meal!
**[13:56] Mihari**
I loved every single dish!
**[13:58] Miyo**
I wanna learn how to plate food like that.
**[14:00] Asahi**
I don't think I can get up.
**[14:02] Momiji**
You'll turn into a cow if you
sleep right after you eat!
**[14:04] Asahi**
Moo!
**[14:05] Asahi**
Moo, moo!
**[14:08] Miyo**
Wait! I think it's snowing!
**[14:11] Kaede**
What? Really?
**[14:12] Asahi**
It is?
**[14:14] Momiji**
It's snowing? Let me see!
**[14:17] Miyo**
See? It's really snowing!
**[14:21] Miyo**
It's so pretty.
**[14:22] Momiji**
It's amazing.
**[14:24] Mihari**
I'm so glad we came here.
**[14:25] Kaede**
Shall we go check out the garden
while we walk off the food?
**[14:29] Everyone**
Okay!
**[14:32] Miyo**
I wonder how cold it is.
**[14:34] Kaede**
Let's take pictures!
**[14:34] Momiji**
Come with us, Mahiro-chan.
**[14:35] Mahiro**
Huh?
**[14:40] Mahiro**
S-Sure...
**[14:59] Kaede**
Hey, look!
**[15:03] Kaede**
Whatcha think? Don't we look great?
**[15:07] Miyo**
All right, I'm taking a picture!
**[15:10] Mihari & Kaede**
Yay!
**[15:12] Asahi**
You'll pay!
**[15:14] Asahi**
Take this, Momijiro!
**[15:17] Momiji**
I read you like a book!
**[15:24] Momiji**
Take that!
**[15:32] Mahiro**
M-Miyo-chan?
**[15:35] Miyo**
You seem a little down, Mahiro-chan.
**[15:40] Mahiro**
Miyo-chan...
**[15:45] Mahiro**
Thank—
**[15:45] Mahiro**
Ouch!
**[15:48] Asahi**
Bull's-eye!
**[15:51] Mahiro**
Asahi! Just you wait!
**[15:54] Mahiro**
Surprise attacks don't count, you know?!
**[15:57] Momiji**
You've done it now.
**[16:05] Mahiro**
It's been so long since I
played in the snow.
**[16:13] Miyo**
It's cold!
**[16:16] Mahiro**
That's right.
**[16:17] Mahiro**
If I turned back now, I'd be
giving up on all of this, huh?
**[16:21] Mahiro**
And... I'm kinda happy
with the way things are.
**[17:08] Kaede**
Over there!
**[17:09] Momiji**
Where?
**[17:10] Kaede**
Look! Right there!
**[17:13] Asahi**
Mahiron! Get over here!
**[17:36] Asahi**
I wanna keep playing!
**[17:39] Miyo**
Sleeping does feel like a bit
of a wasted opportunity, huh?
**[17:42] Momiji**
Well, we still have all
day tomorrow, remember?
**[17:44] Asahi**
I guess you're right.
**[17:46] Mihari**
It feels like we're on a
field trip, doesn't it?
**[17:46] Momiji**
Right.
**[17:46] Miyo**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[17:47] Asahi**
Let's play more tomorrow!
**[17:48] Momiji**
Sure thing! What should we do?
**[17:51] Kaede**
Oh, right. I guess you missed
out on those, skipping grades.
**[17:55] Kaede**
We should do this again sometime.
**[17:57] Momiji**
Yeah, we should!
**[17:59] Miyo**
Where should we go next?
**[18:00] Asahi**
Honduras!
**[18:03] Miyo**
Why there?
**[18:04] Momiji**
Where even is that?
**[18:06] Asahi**
I have no idea!
**[18:07] Momiji**
Is it even in Japan?
**[18:26] Momiji**
Squidgy?
**[18:53] Momiji**
Smooth...
**[18:55] Mahiro**
Smooth?
**[19:07] Mahiro**
I-I'm in the clear?
**[19:11] Sign**
Tsukimi Inn
**[19:19] Asahi**
Miyo-chin!
**[19:21] Asahi**
Boo!
**[19:24] Miyo**
What are you doing?
**[19:25] Asahi**
Bet you I can fit ten more.
**[19:27] Miyo**
No way!
**[19:27] Momiji**
How did I end up sleeping
on your futon last night?
**[19:31] Momiji**
I don't remember a thing.
**[19:33] Mahiro**
R-Really? You were probably just sleepwalking.
**[19:37] Mahiro**
All I remember is something squidgy.
**[19:41] Kaede**
All right, guys! Let's get going!
**[19:43] Mihari**
Are you all set?
**[19:44] Everyone**
All set!
**[19:47] Mihari**
Thanks for the lovely stay!
**[19:49] Hostess**
We hope to see you again!
**[19:51] Everyone**
Thank you!
**[19:56] Mahiro**
Thanks, we'd love to!
**[20:17] Mihari**
They've all fallen asleep, huh?
**[20:21] Mihari**
So you chose this route in the end, huh?
**[20:24] Mahiro**
What do you mean?
**[20:26] Mihari**
You chose to take the medicine, right?
**[20:29] Mahiro**
W-Well, it wasn't exactly the best
time to be changing back, you know?
**[20:34] Mihari**
Is that all?
**[20:36] Mahiro**
I-It's not that I wanna
stay a girl or anything.
**[20:40] Mahiro**
It's just...
**[20:41] Mahiro**
I'd like things to stay this way
just a little while longer.
**[20:46] Mahiro**
What's so funny?
**[20:53] Mihari**
You've really changed,
haven't you, Onii-chan?
**[20:56] Mihari**
I don't just mean your appearance.
**[20:58] Mihari**
I guess you could say the rehabilitation
project was a resounding success.
**[21:02] Mahiro**
R-Rehabilitation project?
**[21:04] Mahiro**
You conniving little sister!
**[21:06] Mahiro**
You'll pay for this once I turn back, you hear?!
**[21:08] Mahiro**
Hmph!
**[21:09] Mihari**
Yeah, yeah.
**[21:10] Mihari**
But in the meantime, here's to your
continued New Life Plus as a girl!
**[21:15] Mahiro**
Why, you...
**[21:20] Mahiro**
Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad.
**[21:31] Sign**
Next Stop: Onimai
**[21:31] Announcer**
*Next stop, Onimai. Onimai.*
**[21:33] ---**
Next Stop: Onimai
**[21:35] Momiji**
We better get off.
**[21:38] Momiji**
Guys?
**[21:43] Kaede**
Look.
**[23:27] Sign**
The end.
**[23:38] Everyone**
*The end!*