Season 1

E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body

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[00:30] Mahiro
    It's midday already?
[00:36] Mahiro
    Did I catch a cold or something?
[00:38] Mahiro
    My body does feel kinda sluggish.
[00:52] Mahiro
    Were my hands always this small?
[01:06] Mahiro
    Something's definitely off.
[01:08] Mahiro
    My head feels kinda funny, too.
[01:23] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
    Animal Friends
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
    KonoMia: God's Blessing
    on This Magnificent World
[01:39] Mahiro
    Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
[01:40] Mahiro
    I'm Mahiro Oyama,
[01:42] Mahiro
    an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
    home security officer.
[01:45] Mahiro
    I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
[01:48] Mahiro
    Th-This is crazy, but...
[01:50] Mahiro
    I think I've turned into a girl!
[01:50] Sign
    Shut-in
[02:03] Mahiro
    B-Better check.
[02:05] Mahiro
    You know? For science.
[02:08] Mihari
    Morning, Onii-chan!
[02:20] Mihari
    W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
[02:22] Mihari
    I mean— Uh— I...
[02:39] Mihari
    Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
[02:42] Mihari
    I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
[02:44] Mihari
    I didn't expect you to
    turn out looking so cute.
[02:47] Mihari
    Around middle school age, perhaps?
[02:57] Mahiro
    M-Mihari...
[02:59] Mahiro
    You didn't drug me, did you?!
[03:01] Mihari
    Just a little drop in your drink.
[03:04] Mahiro
    Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
[03:08] Mahiro
    What do you take your big
    brother for, anyway?
[03:13] Mihari
    An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
[03:15] Sign
    Unemployed
[03:17] Mihari
    A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
    left the house in two years.
[03:21] Sign
    Shut-in
[03:22] Mihari
    Not to mention, you're addicted
    to those gross video games.
[03:24] Sign
    Gross
[03:25] Mihari
    I think it's about time you got a job.
[03:31] Mahiro
    But how can I find work looking like this?
[03:36] Mahiro
    You want me to sell my body?
[03:38] Mihari
    Absolutely not!
[03:40] Mihari
    I just need you to let me monitor you.
[03:43] Mihari
    Think of it like a clinical trial.
[03:45] Mihari
    And don't worry.
[03:46] Mihari
    You'll go back to normal once
    the medicine's out of your system.
[03:50] Mihari
    ...I think.
[03:51] Mahiro
    Y-You think?!
[03:52] Mihari
    Well, what's done is done.
[03:54] Mihari
    Why don't you try enjoying
    life as a girl for a bit?
[03:57] Mahiro
    As a girl?
[03:58] Mihari
    That being said, though,
[04:00] Mihari
    you could start by getting up a little earlier
    and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
[04:10] Mahiro
    All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
[04:13] Mahiro
    Then I'll indulge in the greatest
    pleasure life has to offer!
[04:16] Mahiro
    Girl edition!
[04:19] Mahiro
    Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
[04:23] Mahiro
    You shouldn't even be barging
    into my room in the first place.
[04:28] Mihari
    Ew...
[04:32] Mihari
    Oh, Onii-chan.
[04:36] Mihari
    Let me let you in on a little secret.
[04:38] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[04:39] Mihari
    Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
[04:41] Mihari
    It's 100 times more
    intense than the penile.
[04:43] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:44] Mihari
    I'm just saying, if you rush into
    this before you're ready...
[04:50] Mihari
    The experience might quite
    literally blow your mind.
[04:54] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:56] SE
    Kaboom!
[05:07] Mahiro
    You're a scoundrel!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[05:27] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[05:33] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[06:42] Sign
    ONIMAI
[06:42] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[06:43] Sign
    Mahiro
SIGN    #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
[06:54] Mahiro
    Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
[06:56] Mahiro
    I'm still a machine!
[06:58] Mahiro
    A monster-slaying machine!
[07:07] Mahiro
    Ugh, but the boss is gonna
    spawn any moment now.
[07:18] Sign
    Tea
[07:19] Mahiro
    I gotta do it. For the game.
[07:24] Mahiro
    Nope, not happening!
[07:34] Mahiro
    Oh, whoops. Um...
[07:36] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[08:29] Mihari
    All right, Onii-chan.
[08:31] Mihari
    Show me your tummy.
[08:35] Mahiro
    I'd rather not do that sort of
    roleplaying with my little sister...
[08:37] Mihari
    I'm doing a check-up!
[08:43] Mihari
    Now, breathe in.
[08:46] Mihari
    And out.
[08:47] Mahiro
    Do we have to do this every day?
[08:49] Mihari
    For the time being.
[08:50] Mihari
    Okay, now turn around.
[08:58] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[08:59] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[09:00] Mihari
    It smells like wet dog in here.
[09:03] Mahiro
    Uh...
[09:06] Mihari
    When was the last time you bathed?
[09:08] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[09:11] Mahiro
    Like five days ago?
[09:22] Mahiro
    So the time has finally come...
[09:28] Mahiro
    I'm sorry!
[09:30] Mahiro
    Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
    Have I lost it?!
[09:34] Mahiro
    All right.
[09:35] Mahiro
    Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
[09:44] Mahiro
    It's actually... more lewd this way.
[09:52] Mihari
    Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
    of clothes out here, okay?
[09:58] Mihari
    Wh-What was that?!
[10:00] Mihari
    Are you okay?!
[10:01] Mahiro
    I-I'm fine!
[10:07] Mahiro
    What's gotten into me today?
[10:18] Mahiro
    There's nothing much to
    speak of there, anyway.
[10:27] Mahiro
    I guess taking a bath doesn't
    hurt every once in a while.
[10:30] Mahiro
    Now, where did she put my clothes?
[10:35] Mahiro
    Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
    clothes here instead of mine.
[10:41] Mahiro
    Hey! What about my clothes?!
[10:44] Mihari
    I told you! I left them right there!
[10:54] Mahiro
    You serious?
[10:59] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:59] Mihari
    Onimai.
[11:03] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:03] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[11:12] Mihari
    So incredibly cuuuuute!
[11:15] Mihari
    I've always wanted a little
    sister to play dress-up with!
[11:20] Mahiro
    I'm not your little sister!
[11:25] Mihari
    Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
[11:28] Mahiro
    Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
[11:34] Mahiro
    I don't feel right wearing
    such flimsy clothes.
[11:36] Mahiro
    I'm getting changed right
    after this, you hear?
[11:39] Mahiro
    Oh yeah, that reminds me.
[11:41] Mahiro
    I went ahead and put away all
    your old clothes for you.
[11:43] Mahiro
    I'll be arranging all your
    outfits from now on, okay?
[11:47] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[11:48] Mihari
    I mean, come on.
[11:49] Mihari
    If I left you to your own devices,
    you'd never get changed.
[11:54] Mihari
    Getting up and getting
    dressed in the morning...
[11:56] Mihari
    Remembering to wash your
    face and eat breakfast...
[11:59] Mihari
    Taking a bath every day and
    brushing your teeth before bed...
[12:03] Mihari
    It's important in life to maintain
    a well-balanced routine.
[12:07] Mihari
    Besides,
[12:07] Mihari
    your old clothes probably don't
    fit you anymore anyway, right?
[12:15] Mihari
    And plus...
[12:17] Mihari
    Look at you.
[12:27] Mihari
    You're so much cuter now.
[12:29] Mihari
    Might as well dress up
    and show off a little.
[12:32] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[12:41] Mahiro
    Teehee.
[12:41] Mahiro
    Nope! No, no, no!
[12:43] Mahiro
    I'm not into that stuff!
[12:46] Mahiro
    Wearing dainty clothes like
    this just weirds me out.
[12:50] Mihari
    All right, then.
[12:51] Mihari
    You wanna try something a
    little more conservative?
[12:56] Mahiro
    W-Well, maybe just for today...
[13:00] Mahiro
    I can put up with this.
[13:18] Sign
    Here's your outfit for today
[13:18] Sign
    Mihari
[13:29] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[14:06] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:06] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:20] Mihari
    What's the matter, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Mihari
    What's got you down this time?
[14:24] Mahiro
    I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
[14:27] Mahiro
    I don't think I can stand the
    no-fap life much longer.
[14:30] Mahiro
    I was desperate to suppress the urge,
[14:32] Mahiro
    so I tried playing the BL game
    I accidentally bought once, but...
[14:42] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
    Toppington
[14:42] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
    I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
    I'll leave my mark on you,
    so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:43] Seme
    I'll make it so that you'll
    never be able to forget me.
[14:45] Seme
    I'll leave my mark on you,
    so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
    Bottomsley
[14:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
    No, stop!
    I'm not...
[14:49] Uke
    No, stop!
[14:50] Uke
    I'm not...
[14:55] Mahiro
    I got a little turned on.
[14:59] Mahiro
    I never thought this day would come...
[15:03] Mihari
    I-It's okay.
[15:05] Mihari
    You're a girl now, after all.
[15:07] Mihari
    It might just come with
    the territory, you know?
[15:10] Mahiro
    I refuse to accept this!
[15:16] Mihari
    Honestly...
[15:18] Mihari
    I wonder if the treatment has
    begun to alter his tastes.
[15:22] Mihari
    I'm pretty sure he likes the girly
    outfits more than he lets on as well.
[15:29] Sign
    Officer Busted
[15:29] Sign
    Anime Sports Edition
[15:39] Mihari
    Hey, Onii-chan.
[15:41] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[15:42] Mihari
    If you're up for it,
[15:44] Mihari
    I know just the thing that'll
    clear your head.
[15:50] Mahiro
    Noooo way!
[15:52] Mahiro
    Not in a million years!
[15:56] Mahiro
    You know I hate exercising!
[15:57] Mahiro
    Do you understand what it means
    to be a home security officer?!
[16:00] Mihari
    Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
[16:08] Mahiro
    I said I don't want to...!
[16:10] Mihari
    Stop wriggling.
[16:11] Mihari
    It'll help clear your head.
[16:12] Mahiro
    You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
[16:16] Mihari
    Then you'd rather fall
    further into that BL rabbit hole?
[16:26] Mahiro
    I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
    first time in two years because of this.
[16:34] Mihari
    All right, Onii-chan.
[16:35] Mihari
    You'll feel much better once
    you get your body moving.
[16:45] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[16:47] Mihari
    W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
[16:58] Mihari
    Of course. I planned on doing
    so from the get-go, okay?
[17:02] Mahiro
    Okay.
[17:04] Mihari
    I'm starting to wonder who's
    really the younger sister here.
[17:17] Mahiro
    Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
[17:20] Mahiro
    You're going too fast!
[17:22] Mihari
    Oh, sorry!
[17:27] Mihari
    You must have gotten a little out of shape.
[17:29] Mihari
    In more ways than one.
[17:35] Mahiro
    Even if I were in shape...
[17:37] Mahiro
    I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
[17:46] Mahiro
    My little sister is a talented person.
[17:49] Mahiro
    You might even say too talented.
[17:54] Mahiro
    She's always been athletic.
[17:56] Mihari
    She was even setting track
    records back in middle school.
[18:08] Sign
    Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
[18:08] Sign
    1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
[18:10] Mahiro
    She was so good at school
[18:13] Mahiro
    that she even got accepted to
    college several years early.
[18:17] Mahiro
    I was nothing compared to such
    a high-achieving little sister,
[18:20] Mahiro
    and people would judge me
    relentlessly because of it.
[18:24] Mahiro
    Not that that was their
    sole reason for doing so.
[18:28] Mahiro
    And look at me now, my own
    little sister's guinea pig.
[18:34] Mahiro
    But, strangely enough,
    I think I'm okay with it.
[18:39] Mahiro
    It feels like I've found a
    role I can actually thrive in.
[18:43] Mahiro
    Maybe it's time I give up trying
    to be the older brother,
[18:47] Mahiro
    and stay as I am now...
[18:58] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[19:19] Mihari
    What's wrong?
[19:21] Mahiro
    It hurts.
[19:22] Mihari
    What does?
[19:24] Mahiro
    My nipples.
[19:31] Mihari
    Why aren't you wearing it?!
[19:33] Mihari
    Didn't I give you one?!
[19:34] Mahiro
    Well, uh...
[19:36] Mahiro
    It was too much. I had to
    draw the line somewhere.
[19:39] Mahiro
    You know?
[19:42] Mihari
    Say no more.
[19:44] Mihari
    You and I are going bra shopping.
[19:46] Mihari
    Right now.
[19:49] Mahiro
    What?
[20:06] Mahiro
    H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
[20:09] Mihari
    No complaining.
[20:11] Hiyori
    Hi, welcome in!
[20:13] Mihari
    Excuse me. This is her first time.
[20:17] Mihari
    Would you mind showing her the ropes?
[20:18] Hiyori
    Absolutely. Right this way.
[20:30] Hiyori
    Okey-doke.
[20:31] Hiyori
    I'm going to start measuring, all right?
[20:34] Hiyori
    It'll only take a second.
[20:43] Mahiro
    W-Wai—!
[20:44] Hiyori
    No need to feel embarrassed.
[20:46] Hiyori
    Every girl has to wear one eventually.
[20:52] Hiyori
    Let's see...
[20:53] Hiyori
    I think you're around this size.
[20:56] Hiyori
    Which one would you like?
[21:01] Hiyori
    How about we try this one on
    and see how you feel?
[21:13] Hiyori
    You can always clasp it on
    back-to-front and then swivel it around.
[21:17] Mihari
    Mhmm, mhmm.
[21:24] Mihari
    Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
[21:27] Mihari
    It really suits you.
[21:35] Mahiro
    I think I'm having an identity crisis!
[21:44] Mihari
    Hey.
[21:45] Mihari
    Come on, what happened to exercising?
[21:49] Mahiro
    I'm done.
[21:55] Mihari
    Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
[21:59] Mihari
    Now then, I wonder what's
    in store for us next...
[22:00] Sign
    The Big Brother
[22:00] Sign
    Rehabilitation Project
[23:34] Sign
    See you
    next time
[23:34] Sign
    See you
    next time
SIGN    Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
[23:38] Mahiro
    See you next time!

E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month

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[00:41] Mahiro
    Wh-What happened?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:01] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:07] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[02:14] Mahiro
    The water heater's broken?
[02:16] Mihari
    Yeah, the water's cold.
SIGN    #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
[02:19] Mahiro
    You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
[02:21] Mahiro
    Can't you fix it?
[02:22] Mihari
    This isn't my area of expertise.
[02:24] Mahiro
    Welp, guess we're not
    taking baths today, then!
[02:26] Mihari
    Not a chance!
[02:29] Mihari
    Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
[02:32] Mahiro
    Oh yeah, that one across
    from the liquor store?
[02:36] Mihari
    Well, go get ready.
    I'm gonna go get dressed.
[02:39] Mahiro
    Aww...
[02:45] Mahiro
    A public bath, huh?
[02:48] Mahiro
    Wait a sec!
[02:49] Mahiro
    Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
[02:55] Mahiro
    W-Welp, guess we're here...
[02:59] Mihari
    Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
[03:02] Mahiro
    C-Coming...
[03:17] Sign
    Women
[03:17] Mahiro
    Uh...
[03:18] Sign
    Men
[03:20] Mahiro
    Well, see you later.
[03:22] Mihari
    Wait, stop!
[03:23] Mihari
    Where are you going?!
[03:24] Sign
    Men
[03:24] Mahiro
    C-Come on, Mihari!
[03:26] Mahiro
    I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
[03:27] Mihari
    Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
[03:30] Receptionist
    Hello, welcome!
[03:32] Mihari
    Entry for two, please.
[03:34] Receptionist
    And your change.
[03:37] Sign
    Women
[03:39] Mahiro
    B-But wait!
[03:41] Mahiro
    Well, whatever.
[03:42] Mahiro
    If Mihari's fine with it...
[03:45] Mahiro
    If she says it's okay...
[03:48] Sign
    Women
[03:56] Mahiro
    Yup, looks about right.
[03:58] Mihari
    Sorry to disappoint.
[04:10] Mahiro
    So, I don't care if people see me.
[04:14] Mahiro
    But what about you?
[04:16] Mihari
    Huh? Why do you ask—?
[04:19] Mihari
    Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
[04:22] Mahiro
    Relax.
[04:23] Mahiro
    I couldn't care less about
    seeing my sister naked.
[04:28] Sign
    Kerorin
[04:33] Mahiro
    Wow, this place is awesome!
[04:36] Mahiro
    It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
[04:42] Mahiro
    Hey, look! They have spa jets!
[04:46] Mihari
    Come back here!
[04:47] Mihari
    We have to shower first!
[04:49] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am...
[04:52] Mahiro
    Umph.
[05:03] Mahiro
    All done.
[05:05] Mihari
    Stop right there!
[05:06] Mahiro
    What? I showered, didn't I?
[05:08] Mihari
    Your hair's longer now!
    You've gotta be more thorough!
[05:11] Mihari
    Here, now's as good a time as any.
[05:13] Mihari
    Let me show you how it's done.
[05:15] Mahiro
    Ugh...
[05:17] Mihari
    First, brush out your hair
    to remove any build-up.
[05:21] Mihari
    You should really do this before it's wet,
[05:23] Mihari
    but just remember for next time, okay?
[05:25] Mahiro
    Ow, ow, ouch!
[05:27] Mihari
    Next, wet your hair thoroughly
    with warm water.
[05:32] Mihari
    Now, in your palm, work the
    shampoo into a lather...
[05:36] Mihari
    Then gently massage the
    product into your scalp.
[05:44] Mihari
    Try not to scrub too hard, though.
[05:50] Mihari
    After that, rinse thoroughly.
[05:53] Mihari
    With long hair like this,
     it should take around five minutes.
[05:56] Mahiro
    Five minutes? Are you serious?!
[06:09] Mahiro
    It's finally over.
[06:12] Mahiro
    Huh?
[06:12] Mihari
    And for the final touch...
[06:15] Mihari
    A leave-in treatment for the ends!
[06:18] Mahiro
    What? You're kidding, right?
[06:23] Mahiro
    Somebody help!
[06:31] Mihari
    Now we can finally relax in the tub.
[06:34] Mihari
    It's bad manners to soak your
    hair in the water, remember?
[06:40] Mihari
    You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
    but a good, long soak will warm you back—
[06:45] Mahiro
    Enough!
[06:46] Mihari
    What?!
[06:47] Mihari
    But we just got in!
[06:49] Mahiro
    I'll wait for you in the lobby!
[06:54] Mihari
    Honestly...
[07:01] Mahiro
    No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
[07:01] Sign
    Women
[07:09] Mahiro
    Now, that hits the spot!
[07:19] Mahiro
    Still, it's been ages since we
    bathed together like that, huh?
[07:23] Boy
    Come on, hold still!
[07:26] Boy
    Get back here!
[07:30] Boy
    You'll catch a cold if
    you don't dry your hair!
[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    I'm gonna start rinsing now.
[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    Keep your eyes shut, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari
    Okay!
[07:41] Mahiro
    I used to help her bathe all
    the time when we were kids.
[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    Okay, all done!
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari
    Thanks, Onii-chan!
[07:56] Mahiro
    Now, it looks like...
[08:02] Mahiro
    she's the one helping me.
[08:05] Mahiro
    Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
[08:07] Mahiro
    I mean...
[08:07] Little Girl
    Thanks, Onii-chan!
[08:08] Mahiro
    If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
[08:10] Mahiro
    She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
[08:12] Sign
    Women
[08:13] Mihari
    Onii-cha—
[08:15] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan?
[08:18] Mihari
    Oh, there you are!
[08:19] Mihari
    Sorry for the wait!
[08:20] Mahiro
    "Mahiro-chan"?
[08:23] Mihari
    Well, we're out in public, you know?
[08:26] Mihari
    I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
[08:30] Mahiro
    I guess you're right.
[08:36] Mahiro
    Well, let's head home!
[08:42] Mahiro
    Onee-chan!
[08:46] Mihari
    O-O-Onee-chan...
[08:49] Mahiro
    Whoa, there!
[08:50] Mahiro
    I was just playing along!
[08:52] Mihari
    Onee-chan...
[08:55] Mihari
    That settles it.
    Let's come here again, okay?
[08:57] Mahiro
    Q-Quit it!
[08:58] Mahiro
    Get off of me!
[09:00] Mihari
    Pat, pat, pat.
[09:01] Mahiro
    Stop stroking my hair!
[09:04] Mihari
    It's still damp...
[09:09] Mihari
    I think it's high time your big sis taught
    you how to dry your hair properly.
[09:14] Mahiro
    This is torture!
[09:19] Sign
    ONIMAI
[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[09:27] Mahiro
    I'm sleepy.
[09:30] Mihari
    Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
[09:33] Mahiro
    Coming!
[09:39] Mihari
    Wait, Onii-chan!
[09:41] Mihari
    Your hair's soaking wet!
[09:43] Mahiro
    Ugh.
[09:45] Mahiro
    I can't help it. It gets wet
    every time I wash my face.
[09:48] Mihari
    Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
[09:54] Mahiro
    Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
[09:57] Mihari
    Right?
[09:58] Mahiro
    Wow, girls have so many cool
    items in their inventory.
[10:01] Mahiro
    Like this, and bras, and stuff.
[10:03] Mihari
    Stop talking like we're in a video game.
[10:06] Mihari
    Try to take hair care more
    seriously from now on, okay?
[10:10] Mihari
    Hair is a crucial part of our
    self-expression, you know?
[10:12] Mahiro
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:20] Mahiro
    This is pretty good.
[10:24] Mahiro
    Man, I'm stuffed!
[10:29] Mahiro
    I wonder when I last ate a
    proper breakfast like this.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Oh, it's just a mirror.
[10:39] Mahiro
    I guess Mihari must have put it here.
[10:46] Mahiro
    Hair care, huh?
[10:51] Mahiro
    There.
[10:53] Mahiro
    All done!
[10:55] Mahiro
    Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
[11:00] Mihari
    My goodness, how cute!
[11:06] Mahiro
    It's just, you know, it's been
    getting hot out recently.
[11:09] Mahiro
    So I thought I'd try putting my
    hair up like you saw, and well...
[11:14] Mahiro
    I started trying a bunch of
    styles and got kind of into it.
[11:18] Mihari
    You have some of the most
    random talents, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Mahiro
    Comes from playing video games.
    My hand-eye coordination is—
[11:24] Mihari
    Wait! I have an idea.
[11:26] Mihari
    Let's document our findings!
[11:28] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[11:29] Mihari
    Starting with buns.
[11:31] Mihari
    So cute!
[11:32] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[11:35] Mihari
    Now for a sporty ponytail!
[11:38] Mihari
    You look adorable!
[11:39] Mihari
    Okay, next!
[11:42] Mihari
    Twintails! A classic!
[11:45] Mihari
    Stunning!
[11:49] Mihari
    Why not add some cat ears, too?
[11:51] Mihari
    Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
[11:54] Mahiro
    Huh? What pose?
[11:55] Mihari
    Don't think, just do!
[11:56] Mahiro
    Uh— But I don't—
[11:56] Mihari
    You got this, Mahiro-chan!
[11:58] Mihari
    You're beautiful!
[11:59] Mihari
    Captivating!
[12:00] Mihari
    Absolutely adorable!
[12:01] Mihari
    Now pose like a cat!
[12:03] Mahiro
    L-Like a cat?!
[12:05] Mahiro
    R-Right meow?
[12:10] Mahiro
    Hold it!
[12:11] Mahiro
    What am I, your puppet?!
[12:13] Mihari
    Oh dear.
[12:14] Mahiro
    Wh-What have I become?
[12:17] Mahiro
    When did my feminine side become
    so second nature to me?
[12:21] Mihari
    Excellent.
[12:23] Mihari
    I've noticed there's less friction
    with your new wardrobe now, too.
[12:27] Mihari
    Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
[12:29] Mahiro
    Th-That's not...
[12:31] Mahiro
    Besides, look who's talking!
[12:33] Mahiro
    How can you say that when you basically
    wear the same outfit every day?!
[12:37] Mihari
    Th-That's different.
[12:39] Mihari
    This is like my uniform.
[12:42] Mihari
    My trademark outfit, if you will.
[12:43] Mahiro
    Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
[12:45] Mihari
    What?!
[12:47] Mihari
    H-How dare you?!
    This is rich coming from you!
[12:50] Mihari
    Just you watch!
[13:17] Mihari
    W-Well?
[13:20] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[13:21] Mihari
    A-Are you happy now?
[13:24] Mahiro
    Wha?
[13:26] Mahiro
    Oh... sure.
[13:31] Mahiro
    Ouch!
[13:33] Mahiro
    What was that fo—?!
[13:35] Mahiro
    Hey! I didn't do anything!
[13:41] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:41] Mihari
    Onimai.
[13:43] Mahiro
    Onimeow.
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:54] Mihari
    You even sit differently.
[14:00] Mihari
    My goodness.
[14:02] Mihari
    You've really gotten into
    the swing of things, huh?
[14:06] Mahiro
    It's just, that position feels more
     natural in this body, somehow.
[14:12] Mahiro
    Not good! This is not good!
[14:18] Mahiro
    I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
[14:21] Mahiro
    ...is what I'd like to say, but...
[14:23] Mahiro
    What does it mean to be...
[14:25] Mahiro
    masculine?
[14:26] Mihari
    Oh, dear.
[14:28] Mihari
    Well, let's see. First things first...
[14:31] Mihari
    Someone who's strong!
[14:32] Mahiro
    Strong!
[14:33] Mihari
    Reliable!
[14:35] Mahiro
    Reliable!
[14:36] Mihari
    Able to whisk someone off their feet!
[14:40] Mihari
    Ouch.
[14:43] Mahiro
    H-How about a piggyback?
[14:45] Mahiro
    Here I go!
[14:52] Mahiro
    Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
[14:56] Mahiro
    Bring it!
[15:01] Mahiro
    Fine, we settle this with video games!
[15:03] Mihari
    What does that have to do with masculinity?
[15:10] Mihari
    I think you should be worrying
    less about masculinity
[15:13] Mihari
    and more about setting a
     routine for yourself.
[15:15] Mahiro
    Fine.
[15:17] Mihari
    Getting up at a set time every day,
[15:19] Mihari
    moderating video game time,
[15:21] Mihari
    building up an exercise regimen...
[15:23] Mahiro
    Exercise...
[15:26] Mahiro
    That's it!
[15:28] Mahiro
    Strength training!
[15:29] Mihari
    Whoops-a-daisy.
[15:41] Mahiro
    I tried.
[15:42] Mihari
    Wait, what?!
[15:44] Mihari
    Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
[15:47] Mihari
    If you wanna exercise, you'll need
    to try a little harder than that.
[15:54] Mahiro
    Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
[15:57] Mihari
    You can't be serious.
[15:59] Mahiro
    No, really...
[16:02] Mahiro
    I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
[16:08] Mihari
    What? What's wrong?
[16:11] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[16:21] Mahiro
    I feel a lot better now, actually.
[16:26] Mihari
    Thank goodness!
[16:30] Mahiro
    H-Hey! Don't cry!
[16:33] Mahiro
    It's not that big a deal.
[16:35] Mihari
    I-I can't help it!
[16:37] Mihari
    I worried what I'd do
    without you, you know?!
[16:46] Mahiro
    What even was that, anyway?
[16:48] Mahiro
    It doesn't feel like I
    have a cold or anything.
[16:52] Mahiro
    Don't tell me!
[16:53] Mahiro
    You don't think it's a side effect
    of that medicine you gave me?!
[16:59] Mihari
    No, I swear I took all the
    necessary precautions.
[17:03] Mihari
    And besides,
[17:04] Mihari
    it'd be strange for side effects to
    suddenly occur almost a month in.
[17:11] Mihari
    A month?
[17:22] Mihari
    Um...
[17:24] Mihari
    Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
[17:26] Mahiro
    Like what?
[17:28] Mihari
    Feeling sleepy?
[17:29] Mahiro
    I'd say so.
[17:30] Mihari
    Sluggish?
[17:32] Mahiro
    Yup.
[17:33] Mihari
    Kinda low-energy?
    A bit down in the dumps?
[17:37] Mahiro
    Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
    the home security officer!
[17:40] Mihari
    I'm not! Just listen, okay?
[17:45] Mihari
    Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
[17:48] Mahiro
    My breasts?
[17:51] Mahiro
    Now that you mention it,
    they do feel a little tender.
[17:55] Mihari
    What about your tummy?
[17:57] Mihari
    Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
[18:00] Mahiro
    Yeah, you're right! It does!
[18:02] Mihari
    Y-You know, Onii-chan...
[18:05] Mihari
    I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
[18:08] Mihari
    I think you might be on your—
[18:10] Mahiro
    Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
[18:17] Mahiro
    Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[18:26] Mihari
    W-Wait!
[18:29] Mahiro
    What is it?
[18:31] Mihari
    Um... Well... Err...
[18:35] Mihari
    J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
[18:47] Mahiro
    What's she so worked up about, anyway?
[18:52] Mahiro
    I've been to the bathroom
    plenty of times.
[19:23] Mahiro
    That's it. This is the end.
[19:25] Mihari
    Onii-chan, I can explain...
[19:28] Mahiro
    I had my whole life ahead of me.
[19:30] Mihari
    Listen to me.
[19:32] Mahiro
    If I had only known, I would've
    finished that game sooner.
[19:37] Mahiro
    Mihari, it's up to you now.
[19:47] Mihari
    Onii-chan.
[19:51] Mihari
    Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
[19:57] Mihari
    It should help with the pain.
[20:03] Mihari
    It's recommended to do some
    light stretching, too.
[20:08] Mihari
    We can do some together once
    the pain settles down a bit.
[20:19] Sign
    Red Beans
    Over Rice
[20:19] Mihari
    I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
[20:21] Mahiro
    No, thank you!
[20:36] Mihari
    Did you put it on properly?
[20:38] Mahiro
    I think so.
[20:47] Mahiro
    It feels kinda... awkward.
[20:52] Mahiro
    Do you guys really wear these things?
[21:00] Mahiro
    They're so uncomfortable.
[21:04] Mihari
    You'll get used to it.
[21:06] Mahiro
    I don't know...
[21:08] Mihari
    You complain, but don't guys have—
[21:12] Mahiro
    Have what?
[21:13] Mihari
    Don't guys have a foreign
    object to contend with too?
[21:16] Mihari
    Below the waist, I mean.
[21:18] Mahiro
    Don't call it that!
[21:20] Mihari
    How do you normally keep it under control?
[21:22] Mahiro
    What?!
[21:23] Mahiro
    How can you ask such a thing?!
[21:25] Mahiro
    You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
[21:28] Mihari
    Honestly!
[21:29] Mihari
    It's because you were complaining
    about it being uncomfortable!
[21:32] Mahiro
    No, it's just...
[21:37] Mahiro
    Anyway, I never knew you were
    going through this every month.
[21:42] Mahiro
    And all without whining about it once.
[21:44] Mahiro
    What a trooper.
[21:48] Mahiro
    Well!
[21:49] Mahiro
    Next time your tummy's hurting,
    let your big brother know, okay?
[21:53] Mahiro
    I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
[21:56] Mahiro
    Eek!
[21:57] Mahiro
    Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
[22:00] Mihari
    Have some tact!
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
[23:38] Mihari
    See you next time!

E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter

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[00:05] Mahiro
    Gotta pee, gotta pee!
[00:10] Kaede
    Huh?
[00:32] Kaede
    You saw... didn't you?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:54] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:00] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
[02:13] Mihari
    Perfect.
[02:25] Mihari
    What's going on?
[02:28] Mahiro
    Save me, Mihari!
[02:35] Mihari
    So, uh...
[02:37] Mihari
    She and I were classmates
    back in middle school.
[02:41] Kaede
    I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
[02:45] Mahiro
    She seems a little colorful
    to be one of Mihari's friends.
[02:48] Mahiro
    Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?
[02:50] Mahiro
    Ugh, this is way outside my comfort
    zone as a home security officer!
[02:54] Mahiro
    If she were to find out who I really am...
[02:57] Kaede
    You creep! Pervert!
[02:59] Kaede
    You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
[03:02] Mahiro
    Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
[03:03] Kaede
    So what's your name?
[03:05] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
[03:09] Mahiro
    Mahiro.
[03:11] Kaede
    Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
[03:13] Kaede
    Hang on.
[03:14] Kaede
    You never told me you had
    a little sister, Mihari.
[03:17] Mihari
    Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
[03:20] Mahiro
    Mhmm, yup.
[03:23] Kaede
    Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right!
[03:28] Mahiro
    Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
    keeping her company for a bit?
[03:32] Mahiro
    I still have a paper to
    finish up for college.
[03:34] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:35] Kaede
    Man, getting into college
    early sounds rough.
[03:38] Kaede
    Sure thing! As a mere high
    schooler, I've got time to kill.
[03:41] Mihari
    You're the best!
[03:46] Mahiro
    D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
[03:54] Kaede
    So...
[03:55] Kaede
    What do you like to do in
    your free time, Mahiro-chan?
[03:58] Mahiro
    Uh! I like... reading manga
    and... p-playing games.
[04:04] Kaede
    You play games?! So do I!
[04:12] Kaede
    See? It's that puzzle
    game everyone's playing.
[04:14] Mahiro
    Oh... I don't play that one.
[04:17] Kaede
    Oh, you don't?
[04:21] Kaede
    Never mind, then.
[04:24] Mahiro
    I give up.
[04:26] Kaede
    Oh?
[04:31] Kaede
    I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
[04:33] Kaede
    Let's eat something, shall we?
[04:38] Kaede
    I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
[04:42] Mahiro
    You're gonna cook?
[04:44] Kaede
    I've actually got a little sister, too.
[04:48] Kaede
    So I cook for her all the time.
[04:51] Kaede
    I'm the domestic type, you know?
[04:56] Kaede
    Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
[04:58] Mahiro
    I've never done it before.
[05:00] Kaede
    It's pretty easy. Watch.
[05:42] Kaede
    All right, let's dig in!
[05:44] Mahiro
    Right.
[05:51] Mahiro
    It's yummy!
[05:52] Kaede
    Really? I'm so glad!
[06:03] Mahiro
    It's weird, but...
[06:05] Mahiro
    this feels kinda nice.
[06:12] Kaede
    I'm so full.
[06:14] Mahiro
    Same.
[06:16] Kaede
    Let's take the rest up to
    your sister later, okay?
[06:19] Mahiro
    Okay.
[06:22] Mahiro
    I thought a gyaru would be
    more of a wild child.
[06:29] Kaede
    So, Mahiro-chan...
[06:31] Kaede
    You've never done it before, have you?
[06:34] Mahiro
    Wha?
[06:37] Kaede
    Maybe I could give you
    a little demonstration.
[06:40] Mahiro
    Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!
[06:43] Mahiro
    U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
[06:48] Kaede
    There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[06:51] Kaede
    Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
[06:55] Kaede
    Now, close your eyes.
[06:58] Mahiro
    B-But I'm not...
[07:00] Mahiro
    Just try to relax.
[07:04] Mahiro
    My head's gonna explode!
[07:11] Kaede
    There! All done!
[07:18] Kaede
    See? You're all dolled up!
[07:23] Mahiro
    She was talking about make-up?!
[07:25] Kaede
    Mihari's not as into this
    stuff as I am, you know?
[07:29] Mihari
    Sorry to disappoint.
[07:34] Mihari
    Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
[07:38] Kaede
    Oh, no! Not that!
[07:41] Mihari
    High school changed you, you traitor!
[07:44] Kaede
    Delete it!
[07:45] Mihari
    Not a chance!
[07:46] Mihari
    Oh, hang on!
[07:48] Mihari
    I could show you how to
    coordinate an outfit, too!
[07:50] Mihari
    Can you take me up to your room?
[07:52] Mahiro
    Absolutely not!
[07:56] Kaede
    All right, I should head home.
[07:59] Kaede
    Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
[08:01] Kaede
    And thanks for having me, Mihari!
[08:05] Mihari
    Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
[08:07] Mihari
    I thought she'd be good
    socialization practice for you.
[08:11] Mahiro
    You could've told me.
[08:14] Mahiro
    But you're right, she was pretty nice.
[08:20] Mahiro
    She's kinda like...
[08:22] Mahiro
    the perfect big sister!
[08:26] Mahiro
    You could learn a lot from her, you know?
[08:30] Mahiro
    Mihari-oneechan.
[08:35] Mihari
    Huh?
[08:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[08:39] Kaede
    Onimai.
[08:40] Sign
    The Greatest Hit of the Century
[08:41] Narrator
    The greatest hit of the century!
[08:52] Leonardo
    Wait for me!
[08:55] Leonardo
    It feels like I've known you for years.
[08:59] Narrator
    But then fate tore them apart.
[09:04] Leonardo
    I won't let you die here!
[09:06] Kate
    Leonardo!
[09:11] Kate
    Leonardo!
[09:16] Sign
    Titanic in Space
[09:17] Narrator
    Titanic in Space.
[09:20] Mahiro
    It's finally out!
[09:22] Mahiro
    I wonder when they'll start
    streaming it online.
[09:28] Mihari
    Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
[09:32] Mahiro
    It's a shame my duty as home
    security officer doesn't allow it.
[09:37] Mihari
    Why don't we go see it together?
[09:40] Mahiro
    Wha?
[09:42] Sign
    The Greatest Hit of the Century
[09:53] Mahiro
    Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
[09:57] Mihari
    There's a movie theater upstairs.
[09:59] Mahiro
    Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
    It burns my soul!
[10:03] Mihari
    You're so dramatic.
[10:05] Kaede
    Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
[10:07] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan!
[10:08] Kaede
    It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
[10:11] Mahiro
    Same here!
[10:13] Kaede
    'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:17] Mahiro
    P-Psst, what about the movie?
[10:20] Mihari
    Well, we kinda have some
    time to kill before it starts...
[10:23] Mahiro
    I've been tricked.
[10:24] Kaede
    Hurray!
[10:25] Mahiro
    Hm?
[10:26] Kaede
    I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
[10:28] Mahiro
    Wha? W-Wait a sec...
[10:42] Kaede
    This hair clip would look
    great on you, Mihari.
[10:46] Mihari
    It's okay. I don't need one.
[10:48] Kaede
    You sure?
[10:54] Mahiro
    Ugh, I'm exhausted.
[10:57] Mahiro
    Going shopping for girl stuff
    really takes it out of you.
[11:00] Kaede
    Yeah, great choices!
[11:04] Kaede
    Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
[11:07] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:09] Kaede
    We gotta check out the bathing suits!
[11:11] Mahiro
    We're not done yet?!
[11:24] Kaede
    Ta-da!
[11:25] Kaede
    What d'ya think?
[11:27] Mahiro
    Whoa...
[11:28] Mahiro
    Y-You're stacked...
[11:31] Kaede
    Oh, don't make me blush!
[11:33] Kaede
    You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
[11:38] Mihari
    I haven't worn a swimsuit since
    gym class back in middle school.
[11:43] Mihari
    H-How do I look?
[11:46] Kaede
    You look amazing!
[11:47] Kaede
    It really suits her! Right?
[11:49] Mahiro
    Yeah, well, you know?
[11:50] Mahiro
    It was a tough act to follow.
[11:54] Mihari
    That reminds me.
[11:55] Mihari
    Didn't you say you wanted a
    swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
[11:58] Mihari
    Go and pick one to try on!
[11:59] Kaede
    Let's go!
[12:06] Mihari
    Gosh, it's perfect!
[12:08] Kaede
    You look adorable!
[12:10] Mahiro
    I can't go out in public wearing this!
[12:13] Mahiro
    It's basically underwear,
    for crying out loud!
[12:15] Mihari
    Then how about this?
[12:18] Kaede
    You could also cover up with
    a beach wrap, if you'd like.
[12:20] Mahiro
    Nnngh...
[12:22] Mihari
    Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
[12:29] Mahiro
    Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
[12:32] Kaede & Mihari
    Then it's settled!
[12:38] Mahiro
    Why did I even buy this?
[12:40] Mihari
    I kinda bought one on impulse...
[12:41] Kaede
    Hang on. I feel like we're
    forgetting something...
[12:45] Mihari
    The movie!
[12:56] Narration
    They have returned!
[12:58] Narration
    The long-awaited next entry
    in the worldwide hit series,
[13:01] Narration
    "Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."
[13:03] Mahiro
    We made it!
[13:04] Narrator
    This version of me just
    doesn't know when to quit.
[13:05] Mihari
    The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
[13:09] Kaede
    Look, it's about to start.
[13:13] Leonardo
    I won't let you die here!
[13:16] Kate
    Leonardo!
[13:25] Mahiro
    Nngh, I really need to go!
[13:28] Mahiro
    And right at the best part, too.
[13:30] Mahiro
    I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[13:32] Mihari
    Okay.
[13:38] Mahiro
    I'm a bit nervous about
    using the girls' bathroom.
[13:43] Mahiro
    Wha?
[13:46] Mahiro
    What... the hell?
[13:50] ---
    Titanic in Space
[13:50] Hiyori
    I was sobbing!
[13:52] Raika
    Me too!
[13:53] ---
    Titanic in Space
[13:54] Raika
    That last scene had me bawling.
[13:54] Mahiro
    Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
[13:57] Hiyori
    My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
[13:57] ---
    Titanic in Space
[14:03] Mahiro
    I-I can't hold it much longer!
[14:06] Kate
    Leonardo!
[14:12] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
[14:21] Kaede
    Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
[14:25] Kaede
    Don't worry. It's okay.
[14:28] Kaede
    Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
[14:29] Kaede
    I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
[14:32] Kaede
    Do you think you can wait for me here?
[14:33] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[14:34] Kaede
    This'll be our little secret, okay?
[14:52] Mihari
    What took you guys so long?
[14:53] Kaede
    The line was pretty long.
[15:02] Mahiro
    Onee-chan...
[15:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede
    Onimai.
[15:11] Sign
    ONIMAI
[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede
    Onimai.
[15:18] Mahiro
    Lunch sure is taking a while.
[15:21] Mahiro
    Mihari better not be sleeping in.
[15:25] Mahiro
    Jeez...
[15:26] Mahiro
    Really not living up to the
    "Onee-chan" title now, are we?
[15:30] Mahiro
    Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
[15:47] Mahiro
    Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
[15:49] Mihari
    I've got a cold, silly!
[15:52] Mahiro
    Oh, no! My bad!
[15:54] Mihari
    I'm fine.
[15:55] Mihari
    I took some medicine,
[15:57] Mihari
    so I just need some rest.
[15:59] Mihari
    You'll have to make do with
    instant ramen for lunch.
[16:02] Mihari
    There's some in the cupboard—
[16:05] Mahiro
    Mihari...
[16:07] Sign
    Soy Sauce
[16:09] Mahiro
    Mihari's always staying
    up late writing reports.
[16:13] Mahiro
    And she does all the housework, too!
[16:14] Mahiro
    Ugh, what am I doing
    calling her "Onee-chan"?!
[16:17] Mahiro
    She's your little sister, dammit!
[16:21] Mahiro
    I can do this! For her!
[16:24] Mahiro
    Besides, housework can't be that bad!
[16:26] Mahiro
    It's my duty as home security officer!
[16:28] Mahiro
    I'll do a bang-up job and show her
    what a great big brother I can be!
[16:33] Mahiro
    Oops...
[16:37] Mahiro
    They're a little soggy.
[16:45] Mahiro
    Bleach or fabric softener?
    Non-alkaline or alkaline?
[16:49] Mahiro
    Who cares? It's all the same, right?
[16:54] Mahiro
    Anybody can use a vacuum!
[16:58] Mahiro
    Oh, yeah. I should make
    Mihari something to eat.
[17:05] Mahiro
    In times like this, nothing beats
    some homemade rice porridge!
[17:08] Mahiro
    Rice porridge, huh?
[17:13] Sign
    Incoming Call
[17:13] Sign
    Mahiro-chan
[17:16] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:17] Kaede
    Hm? What's up?
[17:19] Kaede
    How to make rice porridge?
[17:21] Kaede
    It's really simple, actually!
[17:23] Kaede
    But wait, does that mean
    Mihari's under the weather?
[17:26] Kaede
    Is she okay? Should I come over and help?
[17:28] Mahiro
    Oh, no, it's okay.
[17:29] Mahiro
    I think I've got this. But thanks!
[17:45] Mahiro
    Easy now...
[17:50] Mahiro
    Now I put it on low heat
    and let it simmer, right?
[18:03] Sign
    Mihari
[18:04] Mahiro
    Hup.
[18:08] Mahiro
    I made you rice porridge.
[18:11] Mihari
    What? You did?
[18:14] Mahiro
    I can't promise it's any good, though.
[18:27] Mahiro
    H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
[18:29] Mihari
    I just... I can't believe...
    Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
[18:34] Mahiro
    All right, already! Just eat
    it while it's hot, okay?
[18:38] Mihari
    Okay.
[18:45] Mihari
    It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
[18:50] Mahiro
    I forgot to add salt.
[18:56] Mahiro
    Change clothes before
    you go back to sleep, okay?
[18:58] Mihari
    Okay.
[19:15] Kaede
    Morning, Mihari-chan!
[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari
    Morning, Kaede!
[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede
    Wait. What's with the hair clip?
[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari
    Oh, this?
[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari
    My big brother gave it to me.
[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari
    He said it was a reward for
    doing so well on that test.
[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede
    Aww, must be nice to have
    such a sweet older brother.
[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari
    Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede
    I have a little sister, actually.
[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede
    But honestly, we don't have much in common.
[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari
    Aw, that's too bad.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede
    But she's super cute all the same.
[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede
    I like baking cookies and
    stuff for her when I can.
[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari
    Wait, you know how to bake?
[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari
    Teach me, teach me!
[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede
    Of course!
[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede
    We can bake at my place together sometime!
[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari
    Hurray!
[20:18] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[20:23] Mihari
    Thank you.
[20:30] Mihari
    Perfect!
[20:31] Sign
    Mihari
[20:50] Mihari
    My big brother was always so sweet to me.
[20:53] Mihari
    But as time went by, he gradually
    stopped spending time with me.
[21:00] Mihari
    I worked so hard at school and sports
    because I craved his praise so badly.
[21:07] Mahiro
    Something smells nice in here.
[21:11] Mahiro
    A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
[21:13] Mihari
    Yup, I'm all better now!
[21:16] Mihari
    Look, I baked cookies.
[21:22] Mahiro
    Sho good!
[21:23] Mahiro
    You've always been so
    good at baking, Mihari!
[21:26] Mihari
    Actually, this is a recipe
    Kaede taught me a while back.
[21:30] Mahiro
    Oh, really? Wow!
[21:33] Mihari
    But we've gotten to talk
    a lot more recently.
[21:35] Mahiro
    No wonder it tastes so good!
[21:36] Mihari
    In a way... it's just like old times.
[21:39] Mihari
    There's plenty more, okay?
[21:41] Mahiro
    Woo-hoo!
[21:42] Mahiro
    They're so good, I could eat them all day!
[21:47] Mihari
    Our roles are a little reversed, but...
[21:49] Mihari
    I'd love it if we could stay like
    this just a little while longer.
[23:28] Mihari
    I take it all back!
[23:31] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Kay Yu
[23:38] Kaede
    See you next time!

E4 - Mahiro's New Friend

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    Magical Girl Nicolara!
[00:05] Supapoon
    Time for a flash sale!
[00:09] Nicolara
    I'm gonna send your wrath soaring
    beyond the stars in the sky!
[00:15] Nicolara
    Smile...
[00:17] Nicolara
    Hurricane!
[00:19] Supapoon
    Nico!
[00:21] Supapoon
    Sorry, but we're closed for today!
[00:27] Nicolara
    Kya-ha!
[00:28] Mahiro
    The current Sunday morning
    line-up is so hype.
[00:30] Mahiro
    I was worried about them
    ditching the team-of-five formula,
[00:33] Mahiro
    but focusing on one character
    isn't all that bad.
[00:34] Mahiro
    Actually, no! It's great!
[00:39] Nicolara
    Happiness Full Field!
[00:50] Nicolara
    Kya-ha!
[00:54] Mahiro
    Okay!
[01:03] Mahiro
    Smile...
[01:06] Mahiro
    Hurricane!
[01:09] Mahiro
    Huh?
[01:15] Mihari
    Oh, no!
[01:17] Mihari
    You got me!
[01:18] Mahiro
    Stop it! Leave me alone!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
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[01:44] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #04 Mahiro's New Friend
[02:54] Mihari
    You've become a real little girl,
    right down to your interests.
[02:59] Mahiro
    The Sunday morning block is
    for all men of culture!
[03:07] Mihari
    I'm afraid I must take my leave.
[03:11] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:13] Mahiro
    B-But whatever for, Mihari?!
[03:15] Mahiro
    Have I disappointed you in some way?!
[03:17] Mihari
    Don't be silly.
[03:20] Mihari
    Anyway, it was just a formality.
[03:23] Mihari
    I'm at a major turning point in my research,
[03:25] Mihari
    so I'll most likely be staying
    over at school tonight.
[03:28] Mihari
    Do you think you can take care
    of things at home for me?
[03:31] Mahiro
    B-But—
[03:33] Mahiro
    Of course!
[03:36] Mahiro
    I wouldn't have it any other way!
[03:38] Mahiro
    You're talking to a pro home
    security officer, remember?!
[03:42] Mihari
    Oh, is that right?
[03:47] Mihari
    You'll have to make yourself
    dinner, all right?
[03:50] Mahiro
    I-I'll just get something
    from the corner store...
[03:56] Mihari
    And don't forget the housework!
[03:58] Mahiro
    That I cannot promise!
[04:02] Mihari
    Are you sure you'll be okay?
[04:04] Mahiro
    I'll be fine! Quit worrying, will ya?
[04:07] Mihari
    I have a bad feeling...
[04:08] Mihari
    See you tomorrow!
[04:10] Mahiro
    Yep, yep!
[04:21] Mahiro
    Freedom!
[04:23] Mahiro
    Time to loaf around to my heart's content!
[04:32] Mahiro
    Maybe I should get changed first.
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[04:36] Mahiro
    This brings back memories!
[04:39] Mahiro
    So loose and baggy!
[04:42] Mahiro
    Wait! What am I getting all excited about?
[04:48] Mahiro
    I guess I could play a game or something.
[04:53] Sign
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[05:02] Mahiro
    Not feeling it right now for some reason.
[05:06] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll read manga instead.
[05:21] Mahiro
    I just can't focus on any of it.
[05:25] Mahiro
    Come to think of it, ever
    since I got this new body,
[05:28] Mahiro
    Mihari's been there watching
    over me in some way or another.
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[05:41] Mahiro
    We even hang out now and then.
[05:45] Mahiro
    No, wait! Stop it!
[05:48] Mahiro
    I'm making it sound like
    I'm lonely or something!
[05:50] Mahiro
    That's it! I need food!
[05:52] Mahiro
    And I'm gonna go all out!
[05:55] Mahiro
    Whoa!
[05:58] Mahiro
    It's a feast!
[06:05] Mahiro
    A feasht fit for a king!
[06:09] Mahiro
    And ish all foh me!
[06:13] Mahiro
    Pizha shure ish nicsh
    every oncsh in a while!
[06:15] Mahiro
    The oiler the becher!
[06:19] Mahiro
    Wai— Water— Mihari—!
[06:43] Mahiro
    I think I'm full.
[06:47] Mahiro
    Guess I'll go take a bath and head to bed.
[06:59] Mihari
    I'm home!
[07:02] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[07:09] Mihari
    You awake?
[07:15] Mihari
    You went to bed without drying
    your hair, didn't you?
[07:19] Mihari
    Honestly. I knew you'd
    be hopeless without me.
[07:29] Mihari
    There! That's much bette—
[07:31] Mihari
    Wh-What's wrong? What happened?
[07:35] Mahiro
    N-Nothing!
[07:39] Mahiro
    Dummy.
[07:44] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[07:44] Sign
    ONIMAI
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[07:48] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:48] Momiji
    Onimai.
[07:59] Mahiro
    Mihari! Slow down!
[08:04] Mihari
    Oh, Onii-chan... So this
    is your weak spot, huh?
[08:11] Mahiro
    Stop! I'm near the edge!
[08:15] Mahiro
    I'm almost there!
[08:21] Mihari
    Yay! I win!
[08:23] Mahiro
    And I'm out.
[08:26] Mihari
    Go pick up the groceries
    like we promised, okay?
[08:28] Mihari
    It's the supermarket across
    from the station.
[08:30] Mihari
    I wrote a list of everything we need.
[08:33] Mahiro
    Grrr...
[08:36] Mahiro
    Hmph!
[08:37] Mihari
    You can buy yourself a treat
    with the change, if you'd like.
[08:40] Mahiro
    I'm not a child!
[08:41] Mahiro
    Fine, I'll do it.
[08:43] Mahiro
    I'm a man of my word, after all.
[08:47] Mahiro
    I-I'll be right back...
[08:50] Mihari
    You got this!
[09:06] Mihari
    Looks like he's slowly
    getting used to going out.
[09:10] Mihari
    He's even started helping
    around the house more,
[09:12] Mihari
    ever since he helped me through that cold.
[09:16] Mihari
    He might be able to go
    back to a normal life soon.
[09:19] Mihari
    And then one day, he'll
    meet a great guy and...
[09:24] Mahiro
    Oh, darling...
[09:26] Mahiro
    I'm so happy.
[09:31] Mihari
    Okay, not likely.
[09:32] Mihari
    But one can dream.
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[09:42] Child
    Mommy, I want hamburger steak for dinner!
[09:44] Mom
    You have to ask nicely, dear.
[09:46] Mahiro
    I can't do this!
[09:49] Mahiro
    The corner store was bad enough!
[09:50] Mahiro
    There are way too many people here!
[09:53] Mahiro
    N-No! I can't just cower here like a child!
[09:56] Mahiro
    I proved I could be a capable big
    brother when Mihari was ill, didn't I?!
[10:02] Momiji
    Excuse me...
[10:05] Mahiro
    Y—
[10:06] Mahiro
    Yes?!
[10:12] Mahiro
    E-E-E-Err...
[10:14] Momiji
    Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:24] Momiji
    You don't seem to have a fever.
[10:25] Momiji
    Um...
[10:27] Momiji
    If you need help, I'd be
    happy to lend a hand.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Sorry about this.
[10:40] Momiji
    Don't be silly! It's my pleasure.
[10:44] Mahiro
    I can't believe I dragged
    this poor boy into this.
[10:47] Momiji
    I'm not huge on big crowds myself.
[10:50] Momiji
    So what did you need to get?
[10:51] Mahiro
    U-Uh, I have a list...
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[10:54] Momiji
    Beef, sliced pork, potatoes, carrots,
    onions, and shirataki noodles.
[11:00] Momiji
    For nikujaga stew, right?
[11:04] Momiji
    Are you okay with the cheaper meat?
[11:07] Mahiro
    I'm not sure.
[11:08] Momiji
    Let's see how much you
    have, and we can go from there.
[11:12] Sign
    May Queen Potatoes
[11:16] Mahiro
    They all look the same to me.
[11:18] Momiji
    You wanna look for ones that are
    smooth and don't have any bruising.
[11:23] Momiji
    For carrots, I heard the deeper the
    color and smaller the stem, the better.
[11:28] Mahiro
    You're so knowledgeable!
[11:29] Momiji
    You think so?
[11:35] Mahiro
    Ahh... What a nice guy.
[11:37] Raika
    Look, aren't those two cute?
[11:40] Raika
    I wonder if they're a couple.
[11:42] Hiyori
    Stop talking about strangers like that.
[11:44] Mahiro
    A-A couple?!
[11:48] Mahiro
    O-Oh, right. I'm a girl right now.
[11:52] Mahiro
    No, but still! You can't just—
[11:56] Momiji
    Is something wrong?
[11:59] Mahiro
    Uh... Wait a sec.
[12:01] Mahiro
    Why am I so flustered?
[12:05] Momiji
    Are you feeling okay?
[12:06] Mahiro
    I-It's not like that!
[12:08] Mahiro
    There's been a big mistake here!
[12:13] Shop Assistant
    Have a nice day!
[12:16] Mahiro
    My body had a mind of its
    own for a second there.
[12:20] Momiji
    I'm glad you were able to get everything!
[12:22] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah! Thanks!
[12:25] Mahiro
    W-Well, Imma head— I-I'll
    be heading home now...
[12:32] Momiji
    Sorry, gimme one sec.
[12:34] Momiji
    Hello?
[12:35] Momiji
    I'm in front of the
    supermarket with a friend.
[12:38] Mahiro
    Friend...
[12:40] Kaede
    Oh! There you are!
[12:43] Kaede
    Momiji!
[12:46] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan?!
[12:46] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[12:48] Kaede
    Wait, you're friends with Mahiro-chan?
[12:51] Kaede
    Where did you guys meet?
[12:53] Mahiro
    "Onee-chan"?!
[12:55] Mahiro
    Come to think of it, she did say she
    had a little sister, didn't she?
[13:02] Mahiro
    "Little sister"?
[13:03] Mahiro
    You're a girl?!
[13:06] Momiji
    You didn't know? Do I
    really look that boyish?
[13:11] Kaede
    You could at least put on a skirt.
[13:14] Momiji
    But I'm more comfortable in pants!
[13:16] Kaede
    Aww...
[13:17] Mahiro
    Thank goodness... She's a girl.
[13:17] Momiji
    Give it a rest, okay?
[13:19] Kaede
    You're so sheepish sometimes.
[13:21] Mahiro
    That was a close one.
[13:29] Mihari
    Oh!
[13:31] Mihari
    You mean Momiji-chan?
[13:32] Mihari
    She'd be in middle school now, I think.
[13:34] Mihari
    She's a good kid, isn't she?
[13:35] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[13:36] Mahiro
    She had me questioning
    myself for a minute there.
[13:43] Mihari
    Y-You're into little girls?!
[13:45] Mahiro
    No, that's not what I meant!
[13:48] Mahiro
    Besides, I'm technically the
    same age as her now, aren't I?
[13:51] Mahiro
    Wait... Does that make me a lesbian?
[13:57] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:58] Momiji
    Onimai.
[13:59] Sign
    Oyama
[14:00] Mihari
    Come in, come in!
[14:01] Kaede & Momiji
    Thanks for having us!
[14:05] Kaede
    Sorry about this.
[14:07] Kaede
    I know you must be busy.
[14:09] Mihari
    Nonsense, it's fine!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Wait a sec! Hey, Kaede-chan!
[14:16] Kaede
    Oh! Hi, Mahiro-chan!
[14:17] Kaede
    Sorry to bother you guys.
[14:19] Mahiro
    And this is...?
[14:22] Momiji
    Hello! Nice to see you again!
[14:26] Mahiro
    Who?
[14:27] Momiji
    I-It's Momiji!
[14:29] Momiji
    We met the other day, remember?!
[14:33] Mahiro
    S-Sorry, it's just...
[14:34] Mahiro
    You're wearing a skirt today, so
    I didn't recognize you, you know?
[14:39] Momiji
    It's my school uniform.
[14:41] Momiji
    We came straight here from school.
[14:44] Kaede
    Sorry we didn't tell you.
[14:46] Kaede
    She just insisted on tagging along.
[14:48] Momiji
    Why not? May as well if you are!
[14:51] Kaede
    I'm here to study for a test, you know?
[14:57] Kaede
    Honestly.
[14:58] Kaede
    You're hopeless.
[15:02] Kaede
    Sorry, Mahiro-chan.
[15:04] Kaede
    Do you mind playing with
    Momiji up in your room?
[15:08] Mahiro
    Wha? M-My room?
[15:11] Mahiro
    Just gimme one sec!
[15:27] Sign
    Mahiro
[15:29] Mahiro
    C-Come in...
[15:30] Momiji
    Thank you!
[15:33] Momiji
    Wow!
[15:35] Mahiro
    Being alone in my room with a girl
    was not on today's agenda!
[15:39] Mahiro
    What do you even do in this situation?!
[15:42] Momiji
    Your room's more boyish than
    I thought it was gonna be.
[15:44] Momiji
    You have so many game consoles!
[15:46] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[15:48] Mahiro
    I can't let her look around too much!
[15:50] Mahiro
    J-Just pick a topic! Anything!
[15:56] Momiji
    By the way, Mahiro-chan.
[15:58] Momiji
    What's thi—?
[15:59] Mahiro
    Oh! That's right!
[16:01] Mahiro
    Do you hate skirts, Momiji?
[16:03] Momiji
    Huh?
[16:03] Momiji
    U-Um... I wouldn't go that far.
[16:07] Momiji
    But skirts feel so drafty, right?
[16:10] Momiji
    It feels a little pointless.
[16:13] Mahiro
    I-I-I feel that!
[16:16] Momiji
    They don't really suit me anyway.
[16:19] Mahiro
    What? That's not true!
[16:21] Mahiro
    You look pretty cute to me.
[16:23] Momiji
    C-Cu...
[16:27] Momiji
    N-No way! You look ten
    times cuter than I do!
[16:31] Mahiro
    Wait, wha...?!
[16:36] Mahiro
    No, no, no! No way!
[16:37] Mahiro
    Well, actually, I do look pretty cute...
[16:40] Mahiro
    But we're not talking about me!
[16:44] Momiji
    So you admit it, huh?
[16:53] Momiji
    Time for punishment!
[16:56] Mahiro
    Stop, stop, stop!
[16:57] Mahiro
    Stop it!
[16:59] Momiji
    Take this, and that!
[16:59] Mihari
    Wait, what? Huh?
[17:01] Mihari
    What's happening?
[17:02] Momiji
    I'm not done yet!
[17:02] Mahiro
    Is this how girls interact with each other?
[17:06] Momiji
    Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[17:07] Mahiro
    N-No more!
[17:19] Momiji
    I'm sorry! I took it too far!
[17:26] Mahiro
    A-Anyway...
[17:28] Mahiro
    I'm sure if you give it some time,
    you'll get used to them.
[17:31] Mahiro
    Plus, you might feel better if
    you wore tights underneath.
[17:34] Momiji
    G-Got it.
[17:36] Momiji
    I'm so sorry about your manga, Mahiro-chan!
[17:39] Momiji
    They're all over the floor...
[17:42] Sign
    Milkpie
[17:44] Momiji
    I-I-I-I-Is this—?
[17:47] Mahiro
    Don't look at that!
[17:53] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:55] Momiji
    Um... Is that...
[17:58] Momiji
    I-Is that a... dirty...
[18:02] Mahiro
    This is... Um, you know?
[18:07] Mahiro
    This is my brother's!
[18:09] Momiji
    Your brother's?
[18:11] Mahiro
    Uh...
[18:12] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah. Um... Err...
[18:18] Mahiro
    This used to be my big
    brother's room, you see?
[18:21] Mahiro
    I-I'm just... using it for the time being.
[18:25] Mahiro
    Oh! He got into a good college,
[18:28] Mahiro
    so he's living on his
    own far away from home.
[18:33] Momiji
    So your brother's into
    that kind of stuff, huh?
[18:44] Mahiro
    I-I couldn't just throw out all his stuff.
[18:47] Mahiro
    So I just kept everything
    the way he left it.
[18:50] Mahiro
    I know it's weird, but...
[18:53] Mahiro
    They remind me of him...
[18:56] Momiji
    I see...
[18:58] Momiji
    That makes sense.
[19:00] Momiji
    But still...
[19:03] Momiji
    You really shouldn't have
    these lying around!
[19:06] Mahiro
    Wha?
[19:07] Momiji
    Let's at least put the
    dirty ones away somewhere!
[19:09] Momiji
    I'll help!
[19:11] Mahiro
    Wha?
[19:12] Mahiro
    What?!
[19:13] Mahiro
    Uh... Hold on...
[19:14] Momiji
    Look, there's a box right over there.
[19:17] Sign
    Making This
    Sassy Babe Mine
[19:22] 19
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[19:22] 19
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[19:23] 19
    The Sexy Fox Spirit
[19:24] 19
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[19:25] 19
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[19:26] 19
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[19:28] Mahiro
    Um... Could we at least
    sort them by genre?
[19:39] Momiji
    That should do it.
[19:41] Mahiro
    Farewell, my comrades...
[19:44] Mahiro
    Though I guess we're not throwing them out,
[19:47] Mahiro
    so it's not the end of the world.
[19:48] Momiji
    Now to put this in the closet.
[19:54] Mahiro
    Be careful, it's heavy!
[19:56] Momiji
    I got it!
[19:58] Mahiro
    I'll help you!
[20:08] Momiji
    Ow, ow, ouch...
[20:10] Momiji
    Sorry! Are you all right?
[20:23] Mihari
    What happened?!
[20:24] Mihari
    I heard a really big thud just now!
[20:31] Mihari
    Um...
[20:35] Mahiro
    I-I swear, Mihari— Onee-chan!
[20:38] Mahiro
    It's not what it looks like!
[20:41] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan, shouldn't she be
    the one saying that, not you?
[20:47] Kaede
    Already acting like besties, huh?
[20:52] Mahiro
    I'm so glad she catches on quick.
[20:56] Kaede
    Thanks for today!
[20:58] Kaede
    I'm much more confident
    about the test now!
[21:00] Mihari
    Good luck!
[21:03] Momiji
    See you later, Mahiro-chan!
[21:06] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah!
[21:14] Mihari
    Look at you, making friends!
[21:16] Mahiro
    Me making friends with a girl
    her age is basically a crime!
[21:19] Mihari
    But you're around the same age as her now.
[21:21] Mahiro
    Hmm, I guess.
[21:23] Mahiro
    More importantly...
[21:25] Mihari
    Hmm?
[21:26] Mahiro
    She touched my boobs.
[21:31] Kaede
    So, what did you guys do together?
[21:33] Momiji
    Wha? Oh! Uh...
[21:36] Momiji
    It's a secret!
[21:40] Momiji
    She seems cool, though, doesn't she?
[23:26] Momiji
    They were so soft and squishy...
[23:32] Momiji
    Still rock-solid!
[23:35] Sign
    See you next week!!
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[23:38] Momiji
    See you next time!

E5 - Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings

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[00:10] Mihari
    What a lovely morning!
[00:13] Mihari
    If only Onii-chan would get
    up early for once to see it.
[00:21] Mahiro
    Oh, g'morning.
[00:28] Mihari
    You're... awake.
[00:35] Mihari
    B-Better make sure the
    disaster kit's stocked up!
[00:39] Mahiro
    What are you saying?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
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    Mahiro Oyama
[01:04] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #05 Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
[02:11] Mahiro
    They're selling clear files from my
    fave anime at the corner store today.
[02:18] Mahiro
    The popular characters tend to
    get snatched up quick, you know?
[02:19] Sign
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    Love★Master
[02:20] Sign
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    Love★Master
[02:23] Mahiro
    It means neglecting my duty as
    home security officer, of course,
[02:28] Mahiro
    but materialism won out in the end.
[02:32] Mihari
    Wait, hold on...
[02:33] Mihari
    D-Does that mean you're...
[02:36] Mahiro
    Yup.
[02:37] Mahiro
    I'm headed out right now.
[02:42] Mihari
    Y-You're actually...
[02:45] Mihari
    leaving the house of your own volition...
[02:49] Mahiro
    Oh, no! The waterworks!
[02:52] Mihari
    And you got up early!
[02:54] Mihari
    You even made breakfast all by yourself!
[02:56] Mahiro
    Okay, okay! I get it, all right?
[02:58] Mahiro
    Try and pull yourself together!
[03:02] Mihari
    I'll treat you to a nice lunch
    when you get back, okay?!
[03:06] Mahiro
    I'm just going to the corner store.
[03:10] Shop Assistant
    Have a nice day!
[03:13] Sign
    Magical Fleet
    Love★Master
[03:14] Sign
    Magical Fleet
    Love★Master
[03:16] Sign
    Magical Fleet
    Love★Master
[03:18] Sign
    Magical Fleet
    Love★Master
[03:24] Mahiro
    I managed to get them all,
[03:27] Mahiro
    but getting there required
    quite the scavenger hunt.
[03:29] Mahiro
    I ended up having to come all the
    way out here to the station.
[03:32] Mahiro
    I thought about giving up and going home,
[03:35] Mahiro
    but I didn't wanna disappoint Mihari
    after all the fuss she made.
[03:40] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:43] Passerby
    Hey, take a look.
[03:48] Mahiro
    Hm?
[03:57] Mahiro
    I-I should head back.
[04:13] Student A
    This time I'm gonna beat your ass!
[04:13] Student B
    C'mon, let's go!
[04:14] Student C
    I've gotten way better, just so you know.
[04:18] Mahiro
    An arcade, huh?
[04:21] Mahiro
    Woohoo! What a blast from the past!
[04:24] Mahiro
    I used to come to these a ton back
    when I was in middle school!
[04:27] Mahiro
    Wow! Yeah!
[04:31] Student D
    He's cornered!
[04:32] Student D
    Yeah, go in for the punch!
[04:34] Student D
    That's it!
[04:35] Student D
    You got this! You got this!
[04:36] Student D
    Yeah! Get him!
[04:39] Student E
    I can still win this!
[04:40] Student D
    Almost, almost!
[04:43] Student F
    Hell yeah!
[04:44] Mahiro
    M-Maybe I'll skip the
    fighting games for now...
[04:49] Mahiro
    Hm?
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    Your best self ♥
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[04:56] Mahiro
    I-I'm allowed in here, right?
[04:59] Mahiro
    Since I'm a girl right now and all.
[05:01] Mahiro
    Wow, it's a whole new world!
[05:03] Mahiro
    I'm kinda getting a rush!
[05:08] Sign
    Capture Your Beauty!
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[05:09] Mahiro
    Can't hurt to give it a go, right?
[05:12] Mahiro
    Hey! You can add stickers!
[05:15] Mahiro
    My eyes look huge!
[05:17] Mahiro
    Is this what they mean by "instaworthy"?
[05:21] Sign
    Kokokara
[05:22] Mahiro
    They're done!
[05:31] Mahiro
    Wait!
[05:32] Mahiro
    What the hell am I even doing?!
[05:35] JK A
    So then my boyfriend was like...
[05:36] JK B
    No way! For real?!
[05:38] JK C
    What a jerk!
[05:39] Mahiro
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:52] Mahiro
    Man, I love these kinds of games.
[05:58] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:59] Mahiro
    I-Is somebody watching me?
[06:06] Mahiro
    He's still there!
[06:11] Mahiro
    B-But why?!
[06:13] Mahiro
    It's not like I'm that good at it.
[06:17] Mahiro
    O-Oh, no! Is it because I'm a girl?!
[06:22] Mahiro
    Ugh, one of those desperate types!
[06:25] Mahiro
    Girls who play rhythm games
    probably seem like easy targets...
[06:28] Mahiro
    Th-This sucks!
[06:33] Truant Officer
    All right, you.
[06:37] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of girl—
[06:39] Mahiro
    I mean, guy—
[06:40] Mahiro
    I mean, girl you're after!
[06:46] Mahiro
    Huh?
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    Truant Officer
[06:54] Truant Officer
    Young lady, shouldn't you be in school?
[06:57] Mahiro
    Huh? S-School?
[06:59] Truant Officer
    Which school do you go to?
[07:00] Mahiro
    U-Um... Err...
[07:03] Truant Officer
    What's your name? What year are you?
[07:06] Mahiro
    U-Uh... Um...
[07:09] Truant Officer
    Can you tell me where your parents are?
[07:12] Mahiro
    No, no, no, no...
[07:16] Sign
    Oyama
[07:19] Mahiro
    I told you the outside world was scary!
[07:23] Mahiro
    There, there...
[07:26] Mahiro
    You got a talking-to, huh?
[07:27] Mahiro
    I guess today is a weekday.
    It slipped my mind.
[07:30] Mahiro
    Just when you finally ventured
    outside on your own, too.
[07:33] Mahiro
    If I'm not careful, we'll be
    right back where we started.
[07:37] Mahiro
    I need to fix this somehow.
[07:40] Sign
    Mahiro
[07:40] Sign
    Meeeow~
[07:40] Mihari
    Sho cuuute!
[07:42] Sign
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[07:53] Mihari
    Oh, you've got split ends.
[07:54] Mahiro
    Huh?
[07:56] Mihari
    C'mere a sec.
[08:00] Mihari
    It's because you don't
    take proper care of it.
[08:03] Mahiro
    No, it's because it's unnecessarily long!
[08:06] Mahiro
    Forget that tiny thing, and
    let's chop it all off instead!
[08:09] Mihari
    No way! Not a chance!
[08:10] Mihari
    Don't you realize how difficult it
    is to grow your hair out that long?!
[08:14] Mahiro
    Huh? But mine grew out in one night...
[08:18] Mihari
    Still, I guess it is getting a little long...
[08:21] Mahiro
    Wha?
[08:24] Mihari
    All right! We're going to the hair salon!
[08:27] Mahiro
    The hair salon?!
[08:35] Raika
    Welcome in!
[08:37] Raika
    Oh!
[08:39] Raika
    What's this?
[08:40] Raika
    That was quick. Weren't you
    just here the other day?
[08:43] Mihari
    Oh, no. It's not for me this time.
[08:46] Mihari
    Could you work your magic
    on this little one today?
[08:52] Raika
    Sure thing. Right this way.
[08:55] Mahiro
    This is too much for a mere
    home security officer to take.
[09:01] Raika
    How about a two-inch trim?
[09:04] Raika
    Sound good?
[09:05] Mahiro
    Hyup!
[09:06] Raika
    It's not too tight, is it?
[09:08] Raika
    Let me know if anything feels off, okay?
[09:18] Raika
    So you're Mihari-chan's
    little sister, right?
[09:20] Raika
    Your big sis comes here
    quite often, you know?
[09:23] Mahiro
    O-Oh, really?
[09:26] Raika
    Is this your first time
    coming to a hair salon?
[09:28] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[09:30] Raika
    You in middle school?
[09:33] Raika
    It's been getting cold out recently, huh?
[09:35] Mahiro
    U-Uh...
[09:37] Raika
    What do you like to do on your days off?
[09:39] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[09:41] Raika
    Do you go out with your friends?
[09:49] Raika
    Okey-doke, are you happy with the length?
[09:52] Mahiro
    It's finally over.
[09:54] Raika
    Time for a quick shampoo, then. Follow me.
[09:58] Mahiro
    Okay...
[09:59] Mahiro
    Wait, there's more?!
[10:02] Raika
    Got places to be, huh?
[10:09] Raika
    Does it feel itchy at all anywhere?
[10:12] Mahiro
    No, not at all...
[10:14] Raika
    Long hair can be a hassle, huh?
[10:17] Raika
    But it's worth it when you have
    gorgeous hair like yours.
[10:33] Mahiro
    Maybe the hair salon isn't
    so bad after all...
[10:41] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[10:42] Raika
    Oh! Is it too hot?
[10:44] Mahiro
    N-No! Not at all!
[10:46] Mahiro
    Not one bit!
[10:49] Mahiro
    S-Scratch that, it rules!
[10:58] Mahiro
    Phew, I feel all refreshed now.
[11:00] Raika
    Now for your hair treatment.
[11:03] Mahiro
    Wha?!
[11:04] Raika
    Their parfaits are so good.
[11:07] Raika
    They have so many options,
    I can never decide what to get.
[11:11] Raika
    I really recommend their
    strawberry affogato one.
[11:15] Raika
    And their ruby chocolate sherbet, too.
[11:17] Raika
    Oh, and that limited-edition Shine
    Muscat grape flavor they did once!
[11:21] Raika
    You really should give them a try sometime!
[11:23] Mahiro
    Ugh...
[11:25] Mahiro
    I-I can't take this anymore!
[11:29] Mahiro
    She leaves me no other choice...
[11:31] Mahiro
    It's nap time.
[11:35] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:37] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:40] Mihari
    Wake up, Mahiro-chan! You're all set.
[11:44] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:49] Mahiro
    Wha—
[11:50] Mahiro
    What did she do to me?!
[11:54] Mihari
    You weren't waking up, so I asked
    her to give you a blowout.
[11:59] Raika
    You look great! Just like a princess!
[12:02] Mihari & Raika
    Right?
[12:04] Mahiro
    Like a princess?!
[12:11] Mihari
    Oh? So you like it, huh?
[12:14] Mahiro
    I-I never said that!
[12:24] Mihari
    Does it feel nice to get all dolled up?
[12:27] Mahiro
    N-Not especially...
[12:31] Mahiro
    Will it stay all poofy like this forever?
[12:35] Mihari
    It's not a perm, so probably not.
[12:37] Mihari
    It depends on your hair type,
[12:39] Mihari
    but styling usually doesn't
    hold up that long.
[12:44] Mihari
    There's always doing it yourself at home,
[12:46] Mihari
    but it can be a pain to keep up.
[12:48] Mihari
    And getting a hairdresser to do it every
    time can get a little pricey, too.
[12:59] Mahiro
    Th-That's steep.
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[13:05] Raika
    Onimai.
[13:09] Sign
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[13:09] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[13:14] Mahiro
    Yeah?!
[13:15] Sign
    Mahiro
[13:19] Mahiro
    Okay, okay.
[13:20] Mahiro
    What's with you? You usually
    just come barging right in.
[13:32] Mahiro
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!
[13:36] Mahiro
    Help! S-Somebody help!
[13:49] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:50] Mihari
    It's a costume, silly!
[13:54] Mihari
    Today's Halloween, remember?
[13:59] Mahiro
    Who cares about some stupid holiday?!
[14:02] Mahiro
    I hate celebrating those kinds of things!
[14:05] Mihari
    Aww!
[14:06] Mihari
    But Kaede's having a party at her place.
[14:10] Mahiro
    Huh?
[14:11] Mihari
    I take it you're not coming, then, Onii-chan?
[14:15] Mihari
    Well, what's it gonna be?
[14:26] Mahiro
    T-T-T-T—
[14:28] Mahiro
    Trick or... treat!
[14:32] Mahiro
    Rawr!
[14:36] Kaede
    You're so cute!
[14:42] Mahiro
    Halloween rules!
[14:46] Kaede
    Gosh, Mahiro-chan! You really
    went the extra mile, huh?
[14:50] Mahiro
    Wait, what?
[14:52] Mahiro
    Am I the only one wearing a costume?
[14:54] Momiji
    Huh?
[14:56] Mahiro
    But Mihari told me it was a costume party.
[14:59] Mahiro
    Right?
[15:02] Mahiro
    You tricked me!
[15:05] Mahiro
    This is so embarrassing...
[15:07] Mihari
    Who cares? You look cute!
[15:09] Kaede
    Oh, goodness...
[15:10] Kaede
    So what have you come dressed as, Mihari?
[15:13] Mihari
    This isn't a costume.
[15:15] Kaede
    Yeah, I know.
[15:17] Mahiro
    Heh, she gotcha good!
[15:23] Kaede
    Okay, then. The two of us
    are gonna prepare dinner,
[15:26] Kaede
    so why don't you guys go play for a bit?
[15:28] Mahiro & Momiji
    Okay!
[15:30] Momiji
    What do you wanna do?
[15:32] Mahiro
    I kinda want to get out of this first.
[15:35] Momiji
    I can lend you something, if you want.
[15:37] Momiji
    Wanna go to my room?
[15:39] Mahiro
    Y-Your room?!
[15:41] Momiji
    Yeah.
[15:42] Mahiro
    Oh, but I wouldn't wanna impose...
[15:45] Momiji
    Come on, don't be silly.
[15:48] Mahiro
    Whoops—
[15:57] Mahiro
    The room of a girl I barely know.
[15:59] Momiji
    So...
[16:01] Momiji
    I don't really have anything cutesy.
[16:04] Mahiro
    Thanks.
[16:09] Mahiro
    That's too bad, though.
[16:11] Momiji
    What is?
[16:13] Mahiro
    I really wanted to see
    Kaede-chan in a costume.
[16:16] Momiji
    Oh...
[16:18] Momiji
    She does have a nice figure, huh?
[16:21] Kaede
    Boing!
[16:22] Kaede
    Jiggle!
[16:24] Kaede
    Wow!
[16:28] Momiji
    And then there's me...
[16:33] Mahiro
    I-I'm sure yours will
    grow in sooner or later!
[16:36] Mahiro
    You two are sisters, right?!
[16:39] Momiji
    I feel like she's hogging
    all the good genes.
[16:41] Mahiro
    Huh? No way!
[16:44] Momiji
    I envy you, Mahiro-chan.
    At least you have some.
[16:47] Mahiro
    Wha?!
[16:48] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[16:51] Mahiro
    Mihari's certainly aren't small...
[16:54] Mahiro
    Does that mean I have room to grow too?
[16:57] Mahiro
    Wait! What am I even saying?!
[17:02] Momiji
    What's wrong? Are you okay?
[17:05] Mahiro
    C-Crap!
[17:07] Mahiro
    I've been forgetting myself
    too easily lately!
[17:10] Mahiro
    You're a man, remember?! Get
    those dirty cogwheels turning!
[17:16] Momiji
    Hey...
[17:17] Momiji
    Do you think it's true that rubbing
    them makes them grow bigger?
[17:20] Mahiro
    Wha?
[17:22] Momiji
    Well, do you?
[17:23] Mahiro
    Uh... Um...
[17:26] Momiji
    Oh, no, not in a weird way...
[17:30] Mahiro
    Oh, right...
[17:39] Kaede
    Okay, you two!
[17:41] Kaede
    Come help set the table!
[17:43] Kaede
    Hm?
[17:49] Momiji
    Wow! There's pumpkins galore!
[17:53] Mahiro
    Ugh, but I don't like pumpkin...
[17:56] Kaede
    Now, now.
[17:57] Kaede
    At least give it a try.
[18:06] Mahiro
    It's yummy!
[18:08] Mahiro
    You never disappoint, Kaede-chan!
[18:10] Kaede
    I know, right?
[18:13] Mihari
    I cooked too, you know?
[18:16] Mahiro
    What's that?
[18:17] Mihari
    It's stir-fried chicken
    and pumpkin in mustard.
[18:25] Mahiro
    Wow, it's surprisingly good!
[18:28] Mihari
    Surprisingly?
[18:30] Momiji
    Oh, my gosh! It really is!
[18:33] Momiji
    It's delicious!
[18:35] Mihari
    You're such a sweetheart, Momiji-chan.
[18:44] Kaede
    Hm? What's so funny?
[18:46] Mihari
    I was just thinking it's been a while since
    we had dinner in a group like this.
[18:49] Kaede
    Oh, right.
[18:50] Kaede
    Your parents have been overseas
    for a while now, haven't they?
[18:53] Momiji
    Doesn't your brother ever
    come home to visit?
[18:56] Mahiro
    Wh-Where did that come from?!
[18:59] Momiji
    You told me he was going to a
    college far away from home.
[19:03] Mahiro
    Oh, um, um, um...
[19:05] Mihari
    Oh! Oh, yes!
[19:07] Mihari
    Yes, that's right! College!
[19:10] Mihari
    Studying really takes up most of
    his time these days, you know?
[19:12] Kaede
    I don't think I ever got to meet him.
[19:15] Kaede
    You used to talk about him all
    the time back in middle school.
[19:20] Mahiro
    What?
[19:20] Mihari
    O-Oh, did I?
[19:23] Mihari
    Anyways! Um...
[19:24] Mihari
    Oh, a trip!
[19:27] Mihari
    Why don't we all go on a trip together?!
[19:29] Kaede
    I'd be down, but where to?
[19:32] Momiji
    Since it's winter, why not skiing?
[19:34] Mahiro
    Skiing?
[19:35] Mahiro
    No way! Anything but that!
[19:37] Mahiro
    I say we go down south
    to the tropical islands
[19:40] Mahiro
    and lounge around in an
    air-conditioned hotel room!
[19:43] Momiji
    Sounds kinda fancy!
[19:45] Kaede
    Traveling down south can get
    a little expensive, though.
[19:48] Kaede
    How about we just book a stay
    at a nearby onsen instead?
[19:51] Mahiro
    An onsen, huh? A hot spring does sound nice.
[19:55] Kaede
    Doesn't it?
[19:56] Momiji
    Yeah, going to a hot spring with
    Mahiro-chan sounds fun!
[19:58] Kaede
    A hot spring inn it is!
[20:05] Mahiro
    Phew, I'm stuffed! That was so good.
[20:09] Mihari
    See? I knew you'd have fun!
[20:12] Mahiro
    By the way, about what Kaede said...
[20:14] Mihari
    Oh, that? Um...
[20:17] Mahiro
    Honestly, I have no idea what kinda
    things you said behind my back,
[20:22] Mahiro
    but I suppose there's no
    point bringing it up now.
[20:26] Mihari
    I wasn't bad-mouthing you.
[20:29] Mahiro
    Hm? Did you say something?
[20:31] Mihari
    Nothing at all.
[20:37] Kaede
    Onimai.
[20:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[20:42] Mihari
    Jeez.
[20:44] Mihari
    Another day loafing about
    doing nothing, is it?
[20:48] Mihari
    You could at least go outside and play!
[20:51] Mahiro
    Who are you? Mom?!
[20:53] Mahiro
    Besides, what if I get caught
    by another truant officer, huh?!
[21:00] Mahiro
    Life is so cruel.
[21:03] Mahiro
    Keeping me locked up at home
    playing video games like this.
[21:08] Mihari
    He's been making great strides
    by getting out more recently,
[21:13] Mihari
    but if he keeps this up, he'll
    be a freeloader his whole life.
[21:17] Mahiro
    Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:17] Mihari
    I was hoping to avoid this, but I
    think it's time to execute plan B.
[21:19] Mahiro
    Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:23] Mihari
    Where to start...
[21:31] Mihari
    Look who it is!
[21:33] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan? Yeah, she's here!
[21:36] Mahiro
    Hm?
[21:38] Mahiro
    Maybe that's Momiji.
[21:41] Mahiro
    Upsa-daisy.
[21:45] Mahiro
    Hey, what's up?
[21:47] Momiji
    Hey, Mahiro-chan!
[21:48] Mahiro
    Momi—
[21:49] Mahiro
    Huh?
[22:01] Mahiro
    Wh-Who the hell—?!
SIGN    Next Episode: Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Kana Ishida
[23:38] Asahi
    See you next time!

E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School

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[00:09] Ms Mari
    Okay, kids! Take your seats.
[00:14] Ms Mari
    I'd like to introduce our
    new transfer student.
[00:17] Mahiro
    I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
[00:20] Mahiro
    M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
[00:23] Mahiro
    P-Please bear with me while
    I get used to everything.
[00:27] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[00:27] Mahiro
    I-It's nice to meet you all!
[00:33] Students
    Welcome to the class!
[00:36] Ms Mari
    Okay then, your seat is by the
    window, furthest to the back.
[00:41] Mahiro
    Why... Wh-Wh-Why—
[00:43] Mahiro
    Why am I even here?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:04] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:10] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Wh-Who are they?!
[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sorry we startled you!
[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    My friends and I were just on
    our way to a parfait place,
[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji
    so we were wondering if you'd
    like to come with us.
[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Par—?!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari
    You don't say...
[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari
    Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari
    You were just telling me you
    had nothing else to do today!
[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
    What are you...?
[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Here! This should cover the parfait.
[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro
    R-Right...
[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari
    Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sure!
[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji
    Come on, let's get going!
[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro
    But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari
    Have fun, you guys!
[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji
    Let me introduce you guys!
[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji
    These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi
    I'm Asahi!
[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm M-Mahiro.
[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Nice to meet you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji
    Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Oh! Sorry!
[03:33] Miyo
    I'd heard they were close, but...
[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji
    Hm?
[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi
    So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
    given us the lowdown on you.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Mahiron?
[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo
    She told us how cute and funny you were!
[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi
    Not to mention...
[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi
    that you're a good-for-nothing slob
    who's scared of strangers!
[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji
    That's not what I told them at all!
[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji
    She doesn't mean it, I promise...
[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
    It's fine, really!
[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Besides, she's not wrong.
[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro
    This is better than having to
    pretend to be something I'm not.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi
    Awesome! Glad I could help.
[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji
    You didn't help one bit.
[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji
    Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Wow, harsh!
[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji
    Well, we've known each other since
    elementary school, you know?
[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi
    Yup!
[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo
    Don't fret, okay?
[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo
    They're just kinda stuck with
    each other, that's all.
[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Am I missing something?
[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara
    Sorry for the wait.
[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi
    Hey, look at that!
[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji
    Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Whoa!
[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji
    They have so many flavors here.
[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I think this is my first time trying one!
[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi
    Here, say "ah"!
[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi
    You can try a bite of mine
    as an apology for earlier.
[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Huh? Oh...
[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Ahh...
[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji
    You can try mine instead!
[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi
    Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro
    H-Hey!
[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji
    Well, mine tastes yummier!
[05:40] Miyo
    Thank you for this meal.
[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo
    Thank you!
[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Man, I'm stuffed.
[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi
    Same!
[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji
    I'm glad you liked it!
[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Sorry to butt in on your friend
    group, by the way.
[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi
    But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi
    We should hang out again sometime!
[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji
    See you later!
[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi
    Bye-bye!
[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo
    Bye-bye!
[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo
    Mahiro-chan!
[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo
    I'm rooting for you, okay?!
[06:45] Mahiro
    I-Is she okay...?
[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm home!
[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari
    How was your girls' day out?
[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Girls' day out, huh?
[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
    The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari
    Hey, that's good!
[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari
    Say, why don't you go ahead and
    take a bath before dinner?
[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I wonder when I'll see them again...
[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Now to get dressed...
[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Hm?
[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
    This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari
    Yay!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari
    My old uniform fits you like a glove!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
    I'm not interested in being your
    dress-up doll again, okay?
[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari
    Onii-chan, would you sit
    down with me for a moment?
[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro
    What's going on?
[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari
    I wasn't sure about this either,
[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari
    but the drug's effects won't
    wear off for a while yet,
[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari
    and you've already started
    to make new friends.
[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
    Friends?
[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari
    I've already come up with a
    cover story and everything.
[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro
    A cover story?
[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
    W-Wait, don't tell me...
[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari
    You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
[08:44] Mahiro
    And that's how I ended up in this mess.
[08:48] Mahiro
    I really should have put my foot down more.
[08:51] Mahiro
    Who would've thought I'd have
    to relive middle school...
[08:56] Mahiro
    and as a girl, no less?
[09:03] Nodoka
    Hey, can we talk?
[09:05] Minori
    You're so cute!
[09:06] Satsuki
    Your hair's pretty, too!
[09:08] Mai
    Tell us where you're from!
[09:09] Mahiro
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[09:14] Momiji
    Come on, guys!
[09:16] Momiji
    If you all come at her at once,
    she'll never get a word in.
[09:21] Momiji
    Right, Mahiro-chan?
[09:26] Mahiro
    Momiji-sama!
[09:30] Nodoka
    Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
[09:33] Momiji
    Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
[09:36] Satsuki
    Gotcha.
[09:37] Satsuki
    Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
[09:39] Girls
    Bummer.
[09:40] Girls
    Let's go, guys.
[09:40] Girls
    Maybe next time.
[09:42] Mahiro
    I-I'm free.
[09:45] Momiji
    This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
[09:48] Asahi
    Mahiron!
[09:49] Miyo
    I didn't know we were
    going to be classmates!
[09:51] Asahi
    Same!
[09:53] Mahiro
    Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
[09:56] Momiji
    Still, I had no idea.
[09:59] Momiji
    Must have been tough dropping out and
    being homeschooled due to your health.
[10:03] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:04] Mahiro
    Oh, was that the cover
    story Mihari mentioned?
[10:07] Mahiro
    Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
[10:10] Miyo
    Are you sure you're okay?
[10:12] Miyo
    You look a little pale...
[10:14] Mahiro
    Don't worry, I'm fine!
[10:16] Mahiro
    It's probably just a lack of sleep.
[10:18] Momiji
    School does start pretty early, huh?
[10:21] Asahi
    Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
[10:26] Asahi
    Let me share some of my
    energy with you, then!
[10:29] Mahiro
    Hm?
[10:31] Asahi
    Squeeze.
[10:33] Asahi
    Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:33] Sign
    Hug
[10:35] Sign
    Waaaaaah
[10:37] Sign
    Hug
[10:38] Mahiro
    Smells just like a summer breeze...
[10:42] Momiji
    Get off of her, Asahi!
[10:45] Asahi
    There, there. You too, Momiji.
[10:54] Mahiro
    Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
[10:57] Miyo
    Yeah, she can get pretty
    touchy-feely sometimes.
[10:59] Asahi
    Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
[11:01] Miyo
    N-No need. I'm good!
[11:03] Miyo
    I prefer to watch, anyway!
[11:08] Mahiro
    Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?
[11:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:14] Miyo
    Onimai.
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:16] Nodoka
    Once upon a time, there lived
    an old bamboo cutter.
[11:20] Mahiro
    After that, I made it through
    class without getting called on.
[11:21] Nodoka
    Every day, he would make his way
    into the fields and mountains...
[11:24] Mahiro
    And though I had been dreading break time,
[11:26] Mahiro
    it went by pretty peacefully with
    Momiji and the others by my side.
[11:35] Mahiro
    I-I made it through unscathed.
[11:39] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan!
[11:41] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:42] Momiji
    Let's walk home together!
[11:44] Mahiro
    Sure!
[11:49] Momiji
    So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
[11:52] Momiji
    Were you nervous?
[11:54] Mahiro
    You guys helped me out so much!
[11:57] Mahiro
    I don't know what I would
    have done without you!
[12:03] Mahiro
    Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
[12:13] Mahiro
    Gotta go, gotta go!
[12:40] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?!
[12:41] Momiji
    Wh-What are you doing?
[12:43] Asahi
    Girls' bathroom's this way.
[12:48] Mahiro
    Damn, that was a close call.
[12:51] Mahiro
    Gotta be more careful.
[12:56] Mahiro
    Why'd you guys follow me in here?
[12:59] Momiji
    What d'ya mean, why?
[13:08] Mahiro
    Oh, right...
[13:11] Mahiro
    Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?
[13:14] Mahiro
    I don't think I have the guts for that.
[13:21] Momiji
    The desserts they have are really good, too!
[13:25] Miyo
    You should come with us
    next time, Mahiro-chan!
[13:27] Asahi
    Yeah, you should!
[13:28] Mahiro
    Almost there...
[13:30] Mahiro
    Almost there...
[13:32] Mahiro
    Almost there, almost there, almost there.
[13:35] Mahiro
    Almost... Almost...
[13:38] Momiji
    Are you even listening?
[13:39] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:41] Momiji
    Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
[13:44] Sign
    Oyama
[13:46] Mahiro
    Just in time...
[13:49] Mahiro
    See ya!
[13:50] Momiji
    Yeah!
[13:51] Momiji
    See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
[14:07] Mahiro
    See you tomorrow...
[14:10] Mahiro
    Wait! Now's not the time!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
[14:16] Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-cha—
[14:33] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:34] Asahi
    Onimai.
[14:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:38] Mari & Rin
    Onimai.
[14:43] Mahiro
    Ugh, this sucks...
[14:47] Mihari
    You say that, but you're
    already dressed and ready.
[14:50] Mahiro
    B-But people would worry if I skipped
    the very next day, wouldn't they?!
[14:55] Mihari
    That's not the real reason, is it?
[14:58] Mihari
    Here, take your bag.
[15:02] Mihari
    Look! They're here to pick you up.
[15:06] Momiji
    Morning, Mahiro-chan!
[15:08] Kaede
    Your ribbon's crooked.
[15:11] Mahiro
    Morning!
[15:13] Mihari
    Take care, now!
[15:15] Kaede
    Later!
[15:15] Momiji
    See you later!
[15:17] Mahiro
    See you later!
[15:28] Mahiro
    My bag's so heavy...
[15:30] Kaede
    Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
[15:33] Momiji
    Build up that stamina.
[15:35] Kaede
    Well? How's school been?
[15:39] Mahiro
    I don't really know just yet...
[15:43] Kaede
    Gotcha!
[15:44] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
[15:46] Kaede
    Oh?
[15:47] Mahiro
    What?
[15:48] Mahiro
    I wouldn't say that...
[15:49] Kaede
    C'mon, own it!
[15:51] Kaede
    You won't be in middle school for long!
[15:57] Mahiro
    I-I'm beat!
[15:59] Mahiro
    Just let it be over!
[16:02] Mahiro
    I should ask Mihari to get her license
    and have her drive me instead.
[16:06] Mahiro
    At this rate, I'll have to
    start learning in my sleep.
[16:11] Mahiro
    What's first period today, anyway?
[16:15] Kid 1
    Let's get going.
[16:16] Kid 2
    This'll be fun.
[16:16] Mahiro
    Gym class, huh?
[16:20] Mahiro
    So that's why my bag was so heavy.
[16:25] Momiji
    M-Mahiro-chan?!
[16:28] Mahiro
    Hm?
[16:35] Mahiro
    Wh-Whoops, sorry!
[16:38] Momiji
    Pull yourself together!
[16:39] Satsuki
    Hey, boys! Quit staring!
[16:41] Minori
    You jerks!
[16:42] Yuuta
    I-I wasn't even looking!
[16:44] Mahiro
    Sorry, my brethren.
[16:46] Mahiro
    I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
[16:49] Momiji
    Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
[16:51] Mahiro
    Where are we going?
[16:53] Mahiro
    Don't tell me—
[16:54] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[16:55] Girl A
    Right?
[16:57] Girl B
    Same here!
[16:59] Girl C
    You've lost weight, haven't you?!
[17:01] Girl C
    You look great!
[17:02] Mahiro
    What fresh hell is this?!
[17:06] Mahiro
    I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
[17:09] Mahiro
    The whole place is a minefield!
[17:12] Mahiro
    There's gotta be a safe
    place to look somewhere...
[17:17] Mahiro
    Oh, the beckoning call
    of the flat, open plains.
[17:22] Mahiro
    Truly a sight for sore eyes.
[17:26] Mahiro
    Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
[17:28] Mahiro
    I figured she'd love it in here.
[17:34] Mahiro
    What are you doing, cooped
    up in the corner like that?
[17:37] Sign
    Girls' Changing Room
[17:41] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:42] Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
[17:44] Miyo
    Stop looking at them!
[17:46] Mahiro
    I'm sorry!
[17:53] Miyo
    They tend to stand out in my gym
    clothes, so it's embarrassing.
[17:57] Miyo
    At least in winter, I can
    cover up with a tracksuit.
[18:02] Mahiro
    So being stacked has its
    downsides, huh?
[18:04] Mahiro
    Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
[18:10] Ms Rin
    Okay, kids!
[18:11] Ms Rin
    Let's start by splitting into
    pairs and doing warm-ups!
[18:15] Miyo
    I hate doing this!
[18:18] Mahiro
    I'm so sorry!
[18:24] Mahiro
    This is kinda embarrassing...
[18:27] Momiji
    Today's the day I take you down!
[18:29] Asahi
    I'd love to see you try!
[18:31] Mahiro
    Those two seem to be having fun.
[18:34] Miyo
    They're both pretty athletic, after all.
[18:37] Mahiro
    What are we doing after this, anyway?
[18:40] Miyo
    We're doing marathon training
    all month, apparently.
[18:42] Mahiro
    Dread!
[18:44] Mahiro
    No way!
[18:46] Ms Rin
    Gather round!
[18:49] Ms Rin
    Today, we'll be recording your
    times for the 1500-meter run.
[18:53] Mahiro
    The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
[18:53] Ms Rin
    You'll be split into two teams:
     team one and team two.
[18:56] Miyo
    Are you all right?
[18:57] Ms Rin
    First, team one will run the lap
    while team two records their times.
[18:57] Miyo
    You still look a little pale.
[19:00] Mahiro
    I think my tummy hurts a little.
[19:00] Ms Rin
    Then you'll switch sides.
[19:02] Ms Rin
    Remember to write down your heart
    rate before and after you run.
[19:05] Ms Rin
    Your recorded time—
[19:05] Miyo
    Excuse me!
[19:06] Ms Rin
    Hm?
[19:12] Miyo
    Miss, Oyama-san is...
[19:15] Ms Rin
    Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
[19:16] Asahi
    What's up?
[19:17] Miyo
    It's nothing.
[19:18] Mahiro
    What? Really?
[19:23] Mahiro
    I have no idea what happened,
    but I'm not complaining.
[19:25] Mahiro
    That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
[19:31] Mahiro
    You got this, Miyo-chan!
[19:38] Mahiro
    Momiji's killing it!
[19:43] Mahiro
    Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
[19:48] Asahi
    Goal!
[19:55] Momiji
    How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
[20:00] Mahiro
    Good job, guys!
[20:03] Asahi
    Thanks!
[20:04] Momiji
    Thank you!
[20:16] Mahiro
    Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
[20:21] Miyo
    Don't mention it.
[20:27] Miyo
    Do you have a spare with you?
[20:30] Miyo
    Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
[20:33] Mahiro
    Borrow what?
[20:35] Mahiro
    Spare of what?
[20:41] Asahi
    Hey, what are they talking about?
[20:45] Momiji
    Come on, Asahi.
[20:47] Asahi
    Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
[20:47] Momiji
    Let's go get changed.
[20:49] Asahi
    Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
[21:01] Mahiro
    So that's what happened.
[21:03] Mahiro
    I couldn't bring myself
    to correct her, you know?
[21:07] Mahiro
    I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
    way to get out of class, huh?
[21:13] Mihari
    I wouldn't do that if I were you.
[21:15] Mihari
    You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
[21:21] Mahiro
    You have a point.
[21:25] Mihari
    Did anything else give you trouble?
[21:29] Mihari
    Getting changed for gym class
    was a little nerve-wracking.
[21:32] Mihari
    That, and people kept coming up to
    me during break asking questions,
[21:35] Mihari
    so I might have to flesh out
    the cover story you gave me.
[21:38] Mahiro
    They seem to be buying it
    for the time being, though.
[21:39] Mihari
    I'm glad he seems happy.
[21:42] Mihari
    Maybe middle school was
    a good idea, after all.
[21:45] Mahiro
    Oh, also!
[21:46] Mahiro
    I noticed the guys stealing glances
    at me a couple times, too.
[21:50] Mihari
    What do you mean? Tell me more!
[21:53] Mahiro
    Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
[21:56] Mihari
    An accident?!
[21:57] Mahiro
    Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
[21:59] Mihari
    The boys' bathroom?
[22:00] Mahiro
    Th-Thanks for dinner!
[22:02] Mihari
    Hey, wait! Come back here!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
[23:38] Miyo
    See you next time!

E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game

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[00:00] Sign
    Oyama
[00:04] Momiji
    You've—
[00:05] Sign
    Practice Questions
[00:08] Momiji
    You've already done them all.
[00:10] Momiji
    How?! How did you do that?!
[00:12] Mahiro
    Huh? Oh, um...
[00:15] Mahiro
    M-My sister tutored me
    while I was absent from school...
[00:20] Momiji
    Oh, right. She's like a doctor
     or something, right?
[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji
    Hm?
[00:27] Sign
    Mahiro
[00:27] Mihari
    Hey, you two. I brought
    you some refreshments!
[00:30] Momiji
    Thanks so much!
[00:32] Mihari
    You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
[00:35] Momiji
    Yeah, finals start next week.
[00:39] Momiji
    Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
[00:43] Mihari
    Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
[00:47] Momiji
    Thank you!
[00:53] Momiji
    I hate math. Especially when they
     start adding letters to it...
[00:59] Mihari
    Oh...
[01:00] Mihari
    Okay, take this question.
[01:03] Mihari
    Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
[01:04] Mahiro
    I forgot it'd just be middle-
    school-level homework.
[01:07] Mahiro
    Even if it's been a while,
    this kind of stuff's a breeze.
[01:08] Mihari
    So this is the equation here...
[01:10] Mihari
    Which means we can take this
    number and carry it over here...
[01:11] Mahiro
    With any luck...
[01:13] Momiji
    Okay...
[01:13] Mahiro
    I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!
[01:13] Mihari
    Now, add those two together.
[01:15] Mihari
    Then you just divide!
[01:17] Momiji
    Oh, I get it now!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:40] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:46] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[02:58] Momiji
    Ugh, I hate tests.
[03:02] Momiji
    Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
[03:04] Momiji
    Being such a smarty-pants!
[03:08] Momiji
    I dunno about that!
[03:11] Momiji
    It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
[03:13] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[03:19] Mahiro
    What's happened to the bright
    and bubbly Asahi I know?!
[03:22] Miyo
    Tests are her arch-nemesis.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Ah, another victim of our
    test-score-obsessed society.
[03:31] Mahiro
    She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
[03:35] Mahiro
    There, there. You'll get through it.
[03:38] Mahiro
    I know exactly how you feel.
[03:43] Asahi
    Mahiron. We're gonna get through
    makeup exams together, okay?!
[03:48] Mahiro
    Wha?! Why me?!
[03:51] Mahiro
    Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
[03:51] Miyo
    Aren't you gonna separate them?
[03:53] Momiji
    Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
[03:53] Mahiro
    We've got this, okay?!
[03:55] Momiji
    I'll let it slide just this once.
[04:07] Mahiro
    I don't think I've ever felt this
    calm before an exam in my life.
[04:13] Sign
    Math
[04:13] Sign
    Social Studies
[04:13] Sign
    Science
[04:13] Ms Mari
    You may begin.
[04:16] Sign
    Answer Sheet
[04:23] Mahiro
    A perfect score would be too suspicious.
[04:25] Mahiro
    I'll mess up a couple on purpose.
[04:27] Mahiro
    All things in moderation, as they say!
[04:32] Mahiro
    She's always dozing off.
[04:35] Mahiro
    I'd feel bad if I let her
    sleep through this, though.
[04:38] Mahiro
    Poke, poke.
[04:46] Mahiro
    I totally get it, though.
[04:48] Mahiro
    These seats are so warm and cozy.
[05:06] Ms Mari
    All right, stop there!
[05:08] Ms Mari
    Pass your answer sheets
    to the person in front!
[05:14] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:17] Sign
    Answer Sheet
[05:20] Mahiro
    Wait!
[05:35] Mahiro
    I-It's over...
[05:39] Mahiro
    All right!
[05:40] Mahiro
    Time to make a comeback!
[05:42] Sign
    Math 8:40-9:30
[05:42] Sign
    Social Studies 9:40-10:30
[05:42] Sign
    Science 10:40-11:30
[05:42] Sign
    Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
[05:42] Sign
    English 13:20-14:10
[05:45] Mahiro
    Huh? Which era?
[05:48] Mahiro
    Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!
[05:52] Mahiro
    Ugh, I forgot all about
    classical literature!
[05:56] Mahiro
    Oh!
[05:58] Mahiro
    I've got English in the bag.
[06:04] Ms Mari
    All right, I'll be handing
    back your tests now.
[06:07] Sign
    Ughhh...
[06:07] Mahiro
    Ughhh...
[06:11] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[06:13] Momiji
    Wh-What the—?!
[06:14] Asahi
    I knew I could count on you, Mahiron!
[06:17] Asahi
    I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
[06:20] Momiji
    Don't forget me!
[06:22] Momiji
    I can help teach you!
[06:26] Momiji
    But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
[06:30] Momiji
    I like you better this way, anyway.
[06:36] Mahiro
    I should've known...
[06:38] Momiji
    What? You slept through math?!
[06:42] Asahi
    What a slob!
[06:44] Momiji
    That's classic Mahiro-chan,
    though, don't you think?
[06:46] Asahi
    So true!
[06:47] Mahiro
    I was getting stressed out over nothing.
[06:49] Momiji
    Silly girl!
[06:55] Mihari
    O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
[06:59] Mahiro
    I don't mind being stupid,
[07:01] Mahiro
    but it kinda sucks to fail
    on the rote memorization.
[07:04] Sign
    No gaming!
[07:04] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll brush up on some
    stuff, just in case.
[07:10] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[07:11] Mihari
    How about I bump up your allowance a little?
[07:14] Mahiro
    What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
[07:20] Nemu
    Onimai...
[07:20] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:26] Asahi
    Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
[07:29] Momiji
    Did you fall asleep again?
[07:33] Mahiro
    Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
    Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
[07:37] Mahiro
    How come you don't have
    a nickname for Momiji?
[07:40] Miyo
    That is weird, now that you mention it.
[07:42] Momiji
    Oh, that's right.
[07:44] Momiji
    You didn't go to the same grade school
    as us, so you wouldn't know...
[07:48] Asahi
    I did have a nickname for her back then!
[07:51] Momiji
    It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo
    What? Tell us!
[07:57] Asahi
    I dubbed her...
[07:58] Asahi
    "Momijiro."
[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo
    Momijiro...
[08:03] Sign
    Momi
[08:03] Sign
    jiro
[08:05] Miyo
    It kinda suits her.
[08:07] Asahi
    It's 'cause I thought
    she was a boy at first.
[08:10] Mahiro
    I feel that.
[08:12] Momiji
    Come on, guys!
[08:21] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:24] Sign
    Japanese
[08:27] Sign
    Purrcy
[08:27] Sign
    ATK Magic
[08:27] Sign
    Fire
[08:27] Sign
    Lightning
[08:27] Sign
    Defense
[08:27] Sign
    Skill
[08:27] Sign
    1h Weapon Skills
[08:27] Sign
    Dual Wielding
[08:27] Sign
    Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
[08:27] Sign
    Hero
[08:27] Sign
    1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
[08:27] Sign
    Greatswords
[08:30] Mahiro
    I should pick skills that
    combo well with each other.
[08:30] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:33] Mahiro
    First, I gotta awaken the
    hero's power, though.
[08:36] Mahiro
    But do I go for a strength or speed build?
[08:39] Mahiro
    I wanna go home and get back to it!
[08:45] Momiji
    Hm?
[08:46] Momiji
    Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
[08:50] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:51] Momiji
    Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
[08:54] Ms Mari
    Of course!
[09:04] Momiji
    W-Wait, what?!
[09:12] Momiji
    Seriously!
[09:14] Momiji
    You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
[09:16] Mahiro
    Aw, my bad.
[09:18] Mahiro
    I was just excited to get back
    and play the game I got.
[09:21] Mahiro
    You know Lost Quest IX?!
    It just came out yesterday!
[09:24] Mahiro
    It's been so long since they
    released the last one, you know?
[09:28] Momiji
    Gotcha!
[09:29] Miyo
    Sorry, I don't know that one.
[09:32] Mahiro
    What?! You don't know Lost Quest?!
[09:36] Asahi
    I know it!
[09:37] Mahiro
    You do?!
[09:38] Asahi
    Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
[09:41] Mahiro
    Right, your big brother...
[09:43] Miyo
    Boys do love video games.
[09:46] Asahi
    Right?
[09:49] Mahiro
    That's right...
[09:51] Mahiro
    I guess we're all girls here.
[09:57] Mahiro
    What do girls even talk about?
[10:01] Momiji
    What?
[10:02] Mahiro
    Oh, no! I meant, um...
[10:04] Momiji
    Now that you ask...
[10:06] Asahi
    Just talk about whatever you feel like!
[10:09] Asahi
    You look so happy when you
    talk about video games.
[10:13] Asahi
    I think it's cute!
[10:15] Mahiro
    Asahi...
[10:18] Mahiro
    You're such a good friend!
[10:22] Mahiro
    Who's a good girl?
[10:26] Momiji
    Th-Th-That's...
[10:29] Momiji
    That's what I was gonna say!
[10:37] Miyo
    Though if you want girl talk, we
    could always talk about romance!
[10:43] Mahiro
    I have a feeling your idea of
    romance is a little different...
[10:46] Miyo
    No way!
[10:53] Mahiro
    Everybody's so sweet.
[10:56] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll tell them more
    about it next time.
[10:58] Mahiro
    Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
    discussion about this stuff,
[11:03] Mahiro
    but that'd be asking too much.
[11:04] Yuuta
    How far did you get?
[11:09] Minato
    I think I saved right after
    leaving the port town.
[11:13] Mahiro
    Are you guys talking about Lost Quest?
[11:16] Yuuta
    U-Um... Oyama, right?
[11:20] Minato
    You play Lost Quest too?
[11:22] Mahiro
    Of course I do!
[11:24] Mahiro
    I mean, who wouldn't?!
[11:29] Mahiro
    Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
[11:32] Yuuta
    No, we don't mind...
[11:35] Yuuta
    Right?
[11:36] Minato
    Y-Yeah. No worries.
[11:39] Mahiro
    S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
[11:43] Yuuta
    I got, what was it, that
    one with the funny name.
[11:46] Mahiro
    Do you mean Purrcy?
[11:48] Yuuta
    Y-Yeah...
[11:50] Mahiro
    Really?! Me too!
[11:53] Yuuta
    I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
[11:57] Minato
    Th-That's true.
[11:59] Mahiro
    Yeah, true.
[12:00] Mahiro
    That reminds me!
[12:01] Mahiro
    Remember that enemy you encounter
    in the first dungeon?
[12:04] Mahiro
    That thing gave me the creeps!
[12:09] Mahiro
    It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
[12:13] Mahiro
    I'm so glad I found people
    I can talk to about this!
[12:16] Mahiro
    Oh! Which entry in the
    series is your favorite?
[12:19] Mahiro
    It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
[12:21] Minato
    Huh? Six?
[12:23] Minato
    Sorry, I haven't played that one.
[12:26] Mahiro
    And you call yourself a fan?
[12:29] Minato
    I mean, it came out before
    I was born, you know?
[12:31] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:33] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:34] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:35] Minato
    Before I was born, you know?
[12:36] Sign
    Before I was born
[12:40] Mahiro
    B-B-Before you were... born?
[12:45] Momiji
    What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
[12:47] Mahiro
    Oh, nothing.
[12:49] Mahiro
    I'm fine.
[12:52] Satsuki
    The boys made her cry!
[12:54] Minori
    You jerks!
[12:56] Yuuta & Minato
    What?!
[13:24] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[13:26] Mahiro
    Sorry for earlier!
[13:34] Yuuta
    Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
[13:37] Minato
    Yeah.
[13:42] Sign
    Mahiro has leveled up!
[13:44] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:48] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:48] Ms Yuriko
    Onimai.
[13:50] Sign
    Home Ec Room
[13:53] Mahiro
    I love it when we get days
    with more practical classes.
[13:57] Asahi
    Same!
[13:58] Ms Yuriko
    Okay, kids.
[14:00] Ms Yuriko
    Next week, we'll finally be putting
    your baking knowledge into practice.
[14:03] Ms Yuriko
    Starting with cookies!
[14:07] Ms Yuriko
    The school will provide all
    the basic ingredients,
[14:10] Ms Yuriko
    but discuss with your group if
    you'd like to bring in your own
[14:13] Ms Yuriko
    to put your own spin on it.
[14:16] Mahiro
    Let's go!
[14:17] Mahiro
    I can't believe we get to
    eat cookies at school!
[14:20] Mahiro
    Gotta love those perks!
[14:21] Momiji
    We have to make them first, you know?
[14:23] Mahiro
    Right...
[14:30] Miyo
    So what kind of cookies
    do you guys wanna make?
[14:34] Mahiro
    Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
[14:37] Miyo
    I love baking things!
[14:39] Mahiro
    Wow, we have so much in common!
[14:41] Mahiro
    I love eating baked things!
[14:44] Mahiro
    Our team's gonna do great!
[14:46] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan...
[14:47] Mahiro
    Hm?
[14:49] Momiji
    I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
    get my hopes up just yet.
[14:52] Asahi
    Her heart might be in it,
    but her baking's terrible.
[14:56] Mahiro
    Oh, gotcha...
[14:58] Miyo
    There's so many choices, I can't decide!
[15:02] Asahi
    We gotta keep an eye on her.
[15:04] Momiji
    I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
[15:06] Momiji
    Let's just gently nudge her
    in the right direction.
[15:09] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[15:10] Mahiro
    Are you guys good at baking, then?
[15:22] Momiji
    What kind of cookies should we make?
[15:25] Mahiro
    I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
[15:28] Mahiro
    but I don't know if that's a good idea...
[15:32] Mihari
    Baking is a science, you know?!
[15:35] Mahiro
    Baking should be more about...
[15:38] Mahiro
    fun and happy vibes, you know?
[15:42] Momiji
    Sh-She's so cute...
[15:45] Momiji
    Oh, in that case, why don't
    we ask my sister to teach us?
[15:51] Mahiro
    That's it!
[16:00] Momiji
    I'm home!
[16:01] Momiji
    Are you back, Onee-chan?
[16:04] Kaede
    I'm over here!
[16:08] Kaede
    Be a dear and help me up.
[16:15] Kaede
    W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
[16:18] Kaede
    Hey! You should text me before
    you bring people over!
[16:20] Kaede
    I need time to make myself presentable...
[16:23] Momiji
    And this is the lazy-day look.
[16:26] Mahiro
    Another facet to add to the list!
[16:29] Kaede
    You wanna bake cookies?
[16:32] Momiji
    We're gonna be baking
    them in class next week.
[16:34] Momiji
    We wanted to put our own spin on it.
[16:37] Kaede
    In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
[16:41] Kaede
    I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
[16:46] Mahiro
    Thanks, Kaede-chan!
[16:49] Mahiro
    Sounds kinda lewd...
[16:51] Kaede
    I gotta restore my honor somehow.
[16:57] Sign
    Roufl
[17:01] Kaede
    Truth be told...
[17:02] Kaede
    I've always wanted to bake
    cookies with my little sister.
[17:06] Momiji
    What? You could've told me!
[17:08] Kaede
    It'd be no fun if I had to
    drag you into it.
[17:10] Mahiro
    Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
[17:14] Kaede
    No way.
[17:16] Kaede
    You're a little sister
    to me too, Mahiro-chan.
[17:26] Kaede
    This reminds me of the time
    I taught Mihari how to bake.
[17:30] Kaede
    She would've been around the
    same age as you are now.
[17:33] Kaede
    She was all excited to try making
    cookies for her big brother.
[17:38] Mahiro
    Now that you mention it,
[17:40] Mahiro
    I do remember her baking
    cookies a lot back then...
[17:43] Momiji
    She made cookies for us not
    too long ago too, remember?
[17:47] Kaede
    I'm sure they tasted great.
[17:49] Kaede
    They say the secret ingredient
    is love, you know?
[17:54] Kaede
    Imagining the joy on their face when
    you give it to someone special
[17:57] Kaede
    might just be the key to good baking.
[18:02] Mahiro
    Someone special, huh?
[18:09] Miyo
    Did you guys decide on what
    our special spin should be?
[18:12] Mahiro
    Yup!
[18:13] Mahiro
    The results are in, and the flavor
    of choice is black tea!
[18:17] Asahi
    Black tea, huh?
[18:19] Momiji
    All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
[18:21] Miyo
    Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
[18:25] Sign
    Roufl
[18:28] Miyo
    Let's get started, then.
[18:31] Miyo
    First, add the sugar and eggs
    to a bowl of melted butter.
[18:34] Miyo
    Then mix well before adding the flour.
[18:37] Momiji
    Mixing!
[18:39] Miyo
    Now, add the tea leaves.
[18:40] Mahiro
    Adding!
[18:42] Miyo
    Gently combine...
[18:44] Asahi
    Combining!
[18:48] Miyo
    Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
[18:51] Miyo
    Now it's finally time
    to cut out the cookies!
[18:55] Momiji
    Miyo-chan?!
[19:01] Asahi
    Safe...
[19:03] Momiji
    I've got the cookie cutters here.
[19:06] Miyo
    Great, thanks!
[19:08] Momiji
    We were about to have massive
    cookies on our hands...
[19:12] Mahiro
    She was so good at giving orders, too...
[19:19] Miyo
    Now all that's left is to bake them!
[19:28] Miyo
    All done!
[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi
    Whoa!
[19:33] Asahi
    They look like real cookies and everything!
[19:35] Mahiro
    We didn't burn them either!
     I think we did it!
[19:38] Momiji
    They look really good, too!
[19:45] Mahiro
    Hurray!
[19:50] Ms Yuriko
    How did it go, then?
[19:52] Miyo
    Why don't you try one, Miss?
[19:55] Ms Yuriko
    Y-Your group made these,
    did they, Murosaki-san?
[20:01] Ms Yuriko
    Goodness me!
[20:09] Miyo
    Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
[20:11] Asahi
    Not if you're the one making the—
[20:15] Momiji
    Super yummy! Right, Asahi?!
[20:18] Asahi
    Super...
[20:19] Momiji
    Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
[20:23] Miyo
    So good!
[20:24] Asahi
    Right?
[20:25] Momiji
    Good, right?
[20:29] Mihari
    Welcome home!
[20:31] Mihari
    You made it through another day!
[20:35] Mahiro
    Here, these are for you.
[20:39] Mihari
    Oh? Are these cookies?
[20:42] Mahiro
    Yeah, black tea flavored.
[20:44] Mahiro
    You like black tea, don't you?
[20:45] Mihari
    Right...
[20:47] Mihari
    I do.
[20:48] Mahiro
    We...
[20:50] Mahiro
    We made them in Home Ec today.
[20:54] Mihari
    You made these?!
[20:56] Mahiro
    They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
[21:12] Mahiro
    Time to play.
[21:30] Mihari
    Gosh!
[21:32] Mihari
    These are just too precious to eat!
[21:49] Mihari
    Smells just like Earl Grey.
[21:59] Mihari
    They're perfect.
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta
    See you next time!

E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover

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[00:01] (Flashback) Momiji
    Take this!
[00:02] (Flashback) Miyo
    Why me?!
[00:04] (Flashback) Momiji
    Gotcha!
[00:06] (Flashback) Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan!
[00:11] (Flashback) Asahi & Momiji
    You guys were wide open!
[00:15] Mahiro
    H-How could this happen?
[00:18] Mahiro
    How could such a wonderful
    night turn out this way?
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:40] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[00:46] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:54] Mahiro
    Winter break rules!
[01:58] Mahiro
    After many trials and tribulations,
    through thick and thin,
SIGN    #08 Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[02:01] Mahiro
    I've finally reached paradise.
[02:05] Mahiro
    Now I can slack off to my heart's content!
[02:10] Mihari
    I knew long breaks from
    school would pose an issue.
[02:13] Mihari
    He'll be back to his old
    ways if I don't step in.
[02:17] Mihari
    I've got it!
[02:19] Sign
    Chitose Azuma
[02:19] Sign
    Kaede Hozuki
[02:20] ---
    Kaede
[02:20] ---
    You're welcome.
[02:20] ---
    Thank you so much!
[02:20] ---
    Don't mention it.
    Well, I'm gonna
    head to bed now.
    Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
    Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
    Onii-chan | I'm | Kaede | Okay
[02:20] ---
    Can Momiji-chan and
[02:21] ---
    Can Momiji-chan and
[02:22] ---
    Can Momiji-chan and
[02:29] Mahiro
    All right!
[02:31] Mahiro
    Break won't last forever, so
    I'd better make the best of it.
[02:35] Mahiro
    Okay.
[02:36] Mahiro
    Time to plan out my schedule with a graph.
[02:42] Mahiro
    I'll wanna sleep in late in the mornings,
[02:44] Mahiro
    and have plenty of chill time
    in the evenings, too.
[02:46] Mahiro
    So with that in mind...
[02:48] Sign
    Anime
[02:48] Sign
    Sleep
[02:48] Sign
    Eat
[02:48] Sign
    Video
    Games
[02:48] Sign
    Eat
[02:48] Sign
    Manga
[02:51] Mahiro
    I-It's perfect.
[02:54] Mahiro
    Well, without further ado!
[02:55] Mahiro
    It's time to play nothing but video
    games from now until dinner!
[02:58] Mihari
    That's no different from
    what you normally do.
[03:01] Mahiro
    It is the will of Gaia that
    I indulge in this way.
[03:04] Mahiro
    It shall be named my Winter Vacation Mode!
[03:09] Mihari
    Honestly...
[03:30] Mahiro
    M-Mihari?
[03:32] Mahiro
    You wanna play with me?
[03:35] Mihari
    Not today.
[03:43] Mihari
    Oh, that must be them!
[03:49] Mahiro
    There's funny business afoot.
[03:51] Momiji
    Thanks for having us!
[03:53] Asahi
    Wassup?
[03:55] Miyo
    Hey there!
[03:57] Mahiro
    It's an ambush!
[04:00] Mahiro
    Y-You plan on dragging me
    outside again, don't you?!
[04:03] Mahiro
    I won't go along with it this time, okay?!
[04:05] Miyo
    But I thought we were
    having a sleepover today.
[04:09] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:10] Momiji
    Weren't you the one who
    suggested it, Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] Asahi & Miyo
    We're coming in!
[04:15] Mahiro
    A... sleepover?
[04:18] Mahiro
    Wh-When did I say—
[04:20] Asahi
    I brought my PJs and everything!
[04:24] Miyo
    I brought mine too.
[04:25] Momiji
    Same here!
[04:26] Miyo
    Oh?
[04:29] Miyo
    Were you playing a game, Mahiro-chan?
[04:32] Asahi
    Ooo!
[04:33] Asahi
    Can we play too, Mahiron?! Can we?!
[04:36] Mahiro
    Yeah, of course!
[04:38] Mahiro
    Oh, but this is only a two-player game...
[04:41] Mihari
    Ta-da!
[04:43] Mihari
    And now...
[04:43] Mihari
    Your big sis comes to
    the rescue with a gift!
[04:44] sign
    Family
    Go-Kart Racing
[04:48] Girls
    Whoa!
[04:50] Mahiro
    You go, Mihari!
[04:54] Momiji
    Whoa, that was close!
[04:57] Asahi
    Oh yeah, it's bomb time!
[04:59] Momiji
    I can just dodge it, you know?
[05:03] Miyo
    Oh, no! I'm gonna get hit!
[05:06] Mahiro
    Go, go, go!
[05:13] Mihari
    Dinner's ready!
[05:15] Girls
    Coming!
[05:21] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[05:21] Sign
    ONIMAI
[05:27] Girls
    Thanks for dinner!
[05:31] Asahi
    You're such a good cook, Doc!
[05:34] Mihari
    I told you I'm not a doctor.
[05:36] Mihari
    All right, bring by your empty plates.
[05:43] Asahi
    You heard her, Mahiron.
[05:46] Asahi
    You lost, remember?
[05:51] Mihari
    Too bad you were the one who
    suggested these stakes.
[05:54] Mahiro
    Come on, I let them win.
[05:57] Mahiro
    They're our guests, after all.
[06:02] Mihari
    You seem pretty devastated for
    someone who lost on purpose.
[06:05] Mihari
    See? Aren't games more
    enjoyable with friends?
[06:09] Momiji
    Let's play that game again sometime.
[06:10] Mahiro
    Th-That... depends on the game.
[06:11] Asahi
    Yeah!
[06:12] Miyo
    It was fun, wasn't it?
[06:14] Momiji
    I wanna play again.
[06:15] Mihari
    You could just admit it, you know?
[06:18] Mahiro
    Admit what?
[06:23] Mahiro
    I'm done...
[06:24] Momiji
    Nice work!
[06:25] Miyo
    Good job!
[06:27] Mahiro
    So do you wanna keep playing?
[06:29] Momiji
    It's getting late. We'd
    bother the neighbors, no?
[06:32] Asahi
    I worked up a sweat too, so I
    kinda wanna take a bath now.
[06:35] Momiji
    Actually, same.
[06:37] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[06:39] Mahiro
    Well, I don't mind going last,
    so why don't you guys—
[06:42] Miyo
    Let's go in pairs!
[06:44] Miyo
    If we go in one at a time, the
    water'll get cold before we're done.
[06:48] Mahiro
    Th-That's a big no-no!
[06:51] Asahi
    Why's that?
[06:52] Mahiro
    I-It's just... Um...
[06:54] Asahi
    Come on, Mahiron! I can
    wash your back for you!
[06:59] Momiji
    I-In that case, I can wash
    your hair for you too!
[07:06] Mahiro
    Uh...
[07:08] Mahiro
    Um...
[07:11] Miyo
    Come on, you two. Settle down.
[07:15] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan!
[07:17] Miyo
    How about the OG AsaMomi pairing?
[07:22] Asahi
    Asa?
[07:23] Momiji
    Momi?
[07:24] Mahiro
    It's no use! She's been corrupted!
[07:28] Momiji
    You mean Asahi and I should
    battle each other for it?
[07:32] Asahi
    Oh! You wanna go?
[07:35] Momiji
    All right!
[07:36] Momiji
    Let's rock-paper-scissors!
[07:38] Asahi
    Hell yeah! I'm going with rock!
[07:41] Mahiro
    Hold it, hold it!
[07:44] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm gonna...
[07:56] Mihari
    What the—?!
[07:58] Mahiro
    We're getting in together.
    This is your own fault.
[08:01] Mihari
    H-Huh?!
[08:21] Mihari
    U-Um...
[08:23] Mihari
    I don't know how I feel about
    you seeing me this close up...
[08:27] Mahiro
    You've gotten bigger, huh?
[08:30] Mihari
    Wha?! That's sexual harassment!
[08:33] Mahiro
    That's not what I meant!
[08:35] Mahiro
    We used to bathe together when
    we were little, remember?
[08:38] Mahiro
    I was just reminiscing.
[08:47] Mihari
    Well, you've gotten smaller.
[08:50] Mahiro
    And whose fault is that?!
[08:52] Mahiro
    The bath is free! You guys can go now!
[08:57] Asahi
    Wow!
[08:59] Miyo
    You're so cute, Mahiro-chan!
[09:01] Asahi
    You smell good too, Mahiron!
[09:06] Mahiro
    Wha?
[09:08] Mahiro
    You're just smelling the shampoo!
[09:11] Momiji
    Come on, Asahi! It's time for our bath!
[09:15] Asahi
    Uwaraba!
[09:19] Momiji
    You too, Miyo-chan!
[09:21] Miyo
    B-But it'll be too cramped
    with the three of us.
[09:26] Asahi
    Come on, it's a sleepover. We might as well!
[09:35] Momiji
    You can wash up first, Miyo-chan.
[09:37] Asahi
    Me and Momiji will go
    ahead and get in the tub.
[09:40] Miyo
    O-Okay...
[09:54] Miyo
    This is like my worst nightmare!
[09:57] Miyo
    Though getting to see my pairing
    interact up close is a treat.
[10:01] Momiji
    Blub, blub, blub, blub.
[10:03] Asahi
    Take this!
[10:04] Momiji
    It's been so long since we've
    bathed together, huh, Asahi?
[10:08] Momiji
    Do you remember?
[10:10] Asahi
    Hm?
[10:11] Momiji
    Back when we first became friends.
[10:17] (Flashback) Asahi
    My name's Asahi!
[10:20] (Flashback) Momiji
    I'm Momiji. Nice to meet you!
[10:29] (Flashback) Asahi
    It's a topknot! You're a samurai!
[10:31] (Flashback) Asahi
    Nice to meet you, Momijiro!
[10:34] (Flashback) Momiji
    Mo-mi-ji!
[10:44] (Flashback) Asahi
    That's so cool! I wish I had a topknot!
[10:47] (Flashback) Asahi
    Maybe I should put my hair up too.
[10:50] (Flashback) Momiji
    You're so weird.
[10:52] (Flashback) Momiji
    Here, I have an idea.
[10:56] (Flashback) Momiji
    See? Pretty cute, huh?
[11:18] (Flashback) Asahi
    Hup!
[11:21] (Flashback) Asahi
    Take that!
[11:25] (Flashback) Momiji & Asahi
    Yay!
[11:30] (Flashback) Momiji
    Wanna take a bath?
[11:32] (Flashback) Asahi
    Sure!
[11:35] (Flashback) Momiji
    Is it okay if we go in together?
[11:40] (Flashback) Momiji
    Oh! Did you not want to?
[11:42] (Flashback) Asahi
    N-No, it's okay.
[11:45] (Flashback) Asahi
    I bathe with my big brother all the time.
[11:56] (Flashback) Asahi
    Is yours gonna grow in later?
[11:58] (Flashback) Momiji
    What?
[12:03] Asahi
    I know we were little, but
    that was still pretty rude.
[12:08] Miyo
    My goodness.
[12:11] Asahi
    We used to wash each other too, huh?
[12:16] Miyo
    May I request a reenactment?!
[12:20] Asahi
    All right, then, Miyo-chin.
[12:22] Miyo
    Huh?
[12:23] Asahi
    C'mere and I'll wash you.
[12:25] Miyo
    I-I didn't mean me...
[12:28] Asahi
    Come on, now! Don't be shy!
[12:39] Miyo
    That actually feels kinda nice...
[12:41] Asahi
    I used to wash my brother's
    back all the time, you know?
[12:47] Asahi
    Okay, now reach for the sky!
[12:50] Asahi
    Gotta get your underarms!
[13:15] Asahi
    I wasn't expecting that.
[13:20] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:20] Momiji
    Onimai.
[13:24] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:24] Miyo
    Onimai.
[13:26] Sign
    Mahiro
[13:28] Mahiro
    You really think we should be
    sleeping in the same room?
[13:32] Mihari
    That's the whole point of a
    sleepover, don't you think?
[13:35] Mihari
    Or would you rather sleep
    with your big sister too?
[13:38] Mahiro
    I said I'm sorry about the bath thing, okay?
[13:41] Mihari
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[13:43] Mihari
    I know for a fact you're
    harmless, after all.
[13:45] Mahiro
    You say that like I'm some wild animal.
[13:56] Asahi
    Futons!
[14:00] Asahi
    This is so exciting!
[14:02] Mahiro
    Asahi! You're in the way!
[14:06] Mihari
    Was it cramped, being
    in the bath together?
[14:09] Momiji
    It was totally fine!
[14:11] Momiji
    Th-Though we did have a small incident...
[14:19] Mahiro
    Wow!
[14:21] Mahiro
    You look so grown-up, Miyo-chan!
[14:24] Miyo
    I'm an observer, not a participant, okay?!
[14:28] Mahiro
    Huh?
[14:29] Momiji
    Just try and give her a little space.
[14:32] Mahiro
    What the hell happened in that bath?
[14:35] Mihari
    Well, you're all set, so have fun.
[14:37] Mihari
    Don't stay up all night, okay?
[14:40] Asahi
    See ya later, Doc!
[14:42] Momiji
    Goodnight!
[14:46] Asahi
    Okay, what now? What are we doing?!
[14:49] Momiji
    Whoa, there!
[14:50] Momiji
    Let's decide who's sleeping where first.
[14:54] Mahiro
    I'll sleep here.
[14:55] Mahiro
    This one's mine, anyway.
[14:58] Asahi
    Then I'll take the one next to hers!
[15:03] Momiji
    No fair!
[15:05] Momiji
    Let's rock-paper-scissors for it this time!
[15:08] Asahi
    Hell yeah! I'm going with scissors!
[15:12] Momiji & Asahi
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[15:15] Momiji
    It's Asahi. I should have
    known I was overthinking it.
[15:19] Asahi
    Honesty wins again!
[15:21] Momiji
    Be careful, Mahiro-chan.
[15:23] Momiji
    Asahi's a nightmare to sleep next to.
[15:25] Mahiro
    Wha? Really? Aw, man...
[15:28] Asahi
    I'll be good, I promise.
[15:32] Asahi
    Take this!
[15:35] Momiji
    You little...
[15:37] Momiji
    You've done it now!
[15:39] Asahi
    Whoops.
[15:42] Mahiro
    Hey...
[15:43] Mahiro
    This isn't a field trip, you know?
[15:47] Mahiro
    That's it!
[15:49] Asahi
    We got her mad!
[15:49] Momiji
    Sorry, Mahiro-chan!
[16:03] Asahi
    Take this! Vanishing pillow!
[16:08] Mihari
    Keep it down, will you?!
[16:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:13] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Asahi
    Onimai.
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
    ONIMAI
[16:20] Momiji
    This is all your fault, Asahi.
[16:22] Asahi
    You were being loud too, you know?
[16:25] Mahiro
    Let's just try to keep it
    down from now on, okay?
[16:30] Miyo
    Then...
[16:31] Miyo
    It's finally time for some girl talk!
[16:34] Mahiro
    Oh, you're back with us, Miyo-chan?
[16:37] Miyo
    Chatting is the best part of a sleepover!
[16:40] Mahiro
    I see.
[16:42] Mahiro
    Chatting's not really my thing...
[16:47] Miyo
    Hey, hey! What do you
    guys wanna talk about?
[16:49] Miyo
    Romance, right? It's gotta be romance.
[16:51] Asahi
    Well then, allow me to take the lead.
[16:54] Girls
    Huh?!
[16:56] Asahi
    I'll tell you a fearsome tale...
[17:00] Asahi
    of the Pillow Flipper spirit!
[17:05] Asahi
    This is a true story of my
    many encounters with it.
[17:11] Asahi
    Every night, when I'm asleep,
    it appears before my pillow.
[17:21] Slime
    Pillow, pillow, pillow...
[17:23] Asahi
    It takes your pillow from under your head,
[17:26] Asahi
    and even moves you around in your sleep.
[17:41] Mahiro
    This is girl talk?
[17:43] Miyo
    That's just a spooky campfire story.
[17:50] Momiji
    Asahi, you dummy!
[17:52] Momiji
    Why'd you have to bring
    up such a scary story?!
[17:55] Mahiro
    H-Hey now, weren't you listening?
[17:57] Mahiro
    That wasn't scary at all!
[17:59] Momiji
    La-la-la! I'm not listening!
[18:01] Asahi
    I didn't think she'd react this badly...
[18:03] Mahiro
    So you already knew she didn't like them?
[18:05] Mahiro
    That's pretty mean, you know?
[18:09] Momiji
    I'm going to sleep!
[18:11] Asahi
    I'm sorry!
[18:13] Miyo
    Aw! What about our romance talk?
[18:15] Mahiro
    Momiji can be pretty cute
    sometimes too, huh?
[18:20] Mahiro
    I'm turning off the light now!
[18:22] Asahi & Miyo
    Okay!
[18:40] Momiji
    I really need to go to the bathroom...
[18:43] Momiji
    This is all Asahi's fault!
[18:47] Momiji
    I'll just have to hold it in till morning.
[18:53] Mahiro
    So cold...
[18:58] Mahiro
    Where'd my comforter go?
[19:07] Mahiro
    She really is a nightmare
    to sleep next to...
[19:16] Mahiro
    It's no use! She's sound asleep!
[19:19] Mahiro
    I'm gonna catch a cold at this rate.
[19:25] Mahiro
    I give up.
[19:27] Mahiro
    Time for an emergency evac.
[19:31] Mahiro
    Momiji...
[19:38] Sign
    The Pillow Flipper
[19:39] Momiji
    The Pillow Flipper?!
[19:45] Mahiro
    Huh?
[20:01] Mahiro
    S-Sorry about that. Really.
[20:08] Mahiro
    D-Don't beat yourself up about it!
[20:11] Mahiro
    It was my fault, anyway.
[20:13] Mahiro
    Just leave the rest to me.
[20:15] Mahiro
    You can head back and use
    my futon instead, okay?
[20:18] Momiji
    O-Okay...
[20:20] Momiji
    Where will you sleep, though, Mahiro-chan?
[20:23] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[20:25] Mahiro
    Oh!
[20:25] Sign
    Mihari
[20:37] Mihari
    Wha?! What's going on?
[20:39] Mihari
    Why are you here?
[20:40] Mahiro
    Please, no questions at this time.
[20:47] Mahiro
    Goodnight!
[21:00] Mahiro
    Wow, this is so embarrassing!
[21:03] Mahiro
    I must have drunk too much
    before bed, you know?
[21:09] Mihari
    So that's what happened.
[21:11] Mihari
    Well, you live and you learn.
[21:16] Momiji
    You didn't have to take the
    blame for me, you know?
[21:19] Mahiro
    No worries, I got you.
[21:21] Mahiro
    It'll be our little secret.
[21:23] Momiji
    Y-You're sure?
[21:28] Momiji
    Well, thank you.
[21:30] Mahiro
    It's no biggie.
[21:32] Miyo
    Interesting. Very interesting.
[21:41] Mihari
    Wait...
[21:42] Mihari
    Where's Asahi-chan?
[21:44] Miyo
    She's still sleeping upstairs.
[21:47] Momiji
    Asahi's never been much of a morning person.
[22:02] Asahi
    The Pillow Flipper strikes again!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration:Toshiyuki Sato
[23:38] Asahi & Miyo
    See you next time!
[23:39] ---
    

E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year

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[00:00] Sign
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[00:00] Sign
    Christmas in Your City
[00:00] Reporter
    Look at these stunning winter lights!
[00:04] Reporter
    The streets are just bustling with
    couples enjoying the Christmas spirit.
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    Christmas in Your City
[00:08] Reporter
    Aren't you two a happy couple?
[00:10] Man
    Why, thank you.
[00:10] Mahiro
    Ugh, just kill me now.
[00:11] Man
    Getting to see the lights with my
    girlfriend is a dream come true.
[00:14] Reporter
    She seems to be a little camera shy.
[00:17] Man
    Hey, stop! Come on, quit it!
[00:18] Mahiro
    On days like these, at least we've
    got video games to keep us company.
[00:19] Reporter
    Quick, get a close-up!
[00:22] Mahiro
    Right, Mihari?
[00:24] Mihari
    Don't lump me in with you.
[00:27] Mihari
    Besides, I happen to have a date.
[00:33] Mahiro
    Say what?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:59] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:05] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #09 Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[02:29] Momiji
    S-So...
[02:31] Momiji
    What made you call me out
    here today of all days?
[02:35] Mahiro
    It's a date! What else?!
[02:37] Momiji
    What?!
[02:38] Mahiro
    Since when did Mihari have the time?
[02:40] Mahiro
    I gotta see this sweet-talker
    with my own two eyes.
[02:42] Momiji
    O-Oh, you meant hers...
[02:46] Mahiro
    I need you to be my escort.
    Too many people, you know?
[02:56] Mahiro
    S-Someone's coming!
[02:59] Kaede
    Sorry!
[03:01] Kaede
    I got caught up!
[03:05] Mihari
    The audacity!
[03:06] Kaede
    I'm sorry, okay?
[03:08] Mihari
    What took you so long?
[03:09] Kaede
    It took me a bit to get ready.
[03:09] Momiji
    Wait... Onee-chan?
[03:11] Mihari
    Fine, I'll let it slide.
[03:14] Kaede
    Thanks, bestie.
[03:14] Mahiro
    Jeez!
[03:16] Mihari
    'Course. Come on, let's go!
[03:16] Mahiro
    I knew it couldn't have been a real date!
[03:18] Kaede
    Yeah!
[03:20] Mahiro
    Honestly, what was she
    thinking calling it that?
[03:23] Momiji
    You really love your sister, huh?
[03:25] Mahiro
    Welp, that's a relief.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Time to head home.
[03:29] Momiji
    What?!
[03:31] Momiji
    W-We're here now anyway.
[03:33] Momiji
    Why don't we follow them
    a little while longer?
[03:37] Momiji
    M-Maybe there's more to their
    relationship than meets the eye!
[03:40] Mahiro
    Who are you, Miyo-chan?
[03:45] Mahiro
    Still, I guess it would be
    rude of me to call it off
[03:48] Mahiro
    after she came all this way out for me...
[03:53] Mahiro
    Okay, you're on!
[03:55] Mahiro
    The pursuit continues!
[03:57] Momiji
    Hurray!
[03:58] Kaede
    They'll love it!
[04:04] Mihari
    Something wrong?
[04:05] Kaede
    Oh, just my imagination.
[04:07] Kaede
    Shall we go?
[04:10] Kaede
    There are so many places to check out!
[04:13] Mihari
    For real! Where should we start?
[04:28] Employee
    Sorry for the wait!
[04:48] Mihari & Kaede
    Ready, go!
[04:53] Kaede
    Well?
[04:54] Mihari
    It's perfect!
[05:00] Mahiro
    Looks like two friends shopping to me.
[05:03] Momiji
    I figured.
[05:06] Mahiro
    Tailing them is starting
    to get a little old.
[05:09] Mahiro
    I'm getting tired too. Wanna head back?
[05:11] Momiji
    Wait, but... uh...
[05:13] Momiji
    Oh, I know! Why don't we
    do some shopping too?!
[05:17] Momiji
    You could pick stuff out for me!
[05:19] Mahiro
    What?!
[05:21] Momiji
    Come on! You always seem to know what to wear.
[05:24] Mahiro
    O-Okay...
[05:26] Mahiro
    Hang on. Now it's like
    we're the ones on a date!
[05:30] Mahiro
    Momiji's bound to be mistaken
    for my boyfriend, too.
[05:33] Momiji
    Hey! What about something like this?
[05:36] Momiji
    Look!
[05:44] Momiji
    N-No way! Absolutely not!
[05:47] Momiji
    Fine, if this is how it has to be...
[05:56] Mahiro
    She looks cute! Hurray!
[06:02] Momiji
    The skirt's too short, though!
[06:06] Mahiro
    No one's gonna mistake her for a boy now.
[06:09] Momiji
    Can't you pick out something less feminine?
[06:12] Mahiro
    No! That's the whole point!
[06:14] Momiji
    What?
[06:16] Mahiro
    Oh!
[06:17] Mahiro
    Here! Try this one on, too!
[06:19] Momiji
    Really?! But I'm not into frilly stuff!
[06:22] Mahiro
    Come on! You might as well!
[06:25] Momiji
    Wait a sec, Mahiro-chan!
[06:25] Mahiro
    Just trust me, okay?
[06:29] Mihari
    Wait. Onii—
[06:31] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan? What brings you here?
[06:34] Mahiro
    Shoot! They found us!
[06:35] Kaede
    You've been following us the
    whole time, haven't you?
[06:38] Mahiro
    You noticed, huh?
[06:40] Mahiro
    Nothing gets past you, Kaede-chan.
[06:42] Kaede
    Momiji's with you too, isn't she?
[06:44] Kaede
    Where could she be?
[06:45] Mihari
    What? You're on a date?
[06:47] Mahiro
    As if!
[06:50] Kaede
    Aha!
[06:52] Mahiro
    Wait! She's—
[06:53] Kaede
    Let's look behind curtain number one!
[07:03] Kaede
    My goodness...
[07:06] Mihari
    She's adorable!
[07:07] Kaede
    Totally! Cute as a button!
[07:13] Momiji
    On second thought, I'm kinda feeling this!
[07:15] Mihari
    Um...
[07:16] Mahiro
    Oh, no! She's having an awakening!
[07:26] Mihari
    Well, we got what
    we came for on our end.
[07:29] Mihari
    What shall we do now?
[07:31] Kaede
    Why don't we hang out for a bit?
[07:33] Kaede
    Can't go wasting an opportunity like this.
[07:35] Kaede
    Can we, Mahiro-chan?
[09:51] Kaede
    I'm so glad I got to see this with you guys!
[10:08] Mihari
    We're home!
[10:11] Mihari
    Look at you, you go-getter!
[10:14] Mihari
    Since when did you two start dating?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Quit joking around, will you?
[10:18] Mahiro
    Why'd you lie about having a date, anyway?!
[10:21] Mahiro
    You could've just told me you and
    Kaede-chan were going shopping!
[10:25] Mihari
    Don't tell me... you were worried about me?
[10:28] Mahiro
    Perish the thought!
[10:35] Mihari
    Hey, I'm sorry.
[10:36] Mihari
    I did have a reason for
    keeping it from you, though.
[10:40] Mihari
    I had Kaede help me pick something out.
[10:57] Mihari
    Merry Christmas, Onii-chan!
[11:16] Mihari
    I wanted to surprise you!
[11:25] Mahiro
    Honestly...
[11:27] Mahiro
    She really had me fooled.
[11:28] Mihari
    Oh, and FYI...
[11:31] Mihari
    We got a matching one for Momiji-chan, too.
[11:32] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:35] Mahiro
    Why would you do that?
[11:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] Momiji
    Onimai.
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:45] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] Kaede
    Onimai.
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:50] ---
    ONIMAI
[11:54] Sign
    Happy New Year
[12:01] Mihari
    Here, open wide.
[12:05] Mahiro
    You really pulled out all the stops.
[12:07] Mahiro
    You got the kotatsu out and everything.
[12:10] Mihari
    Well, I thought we should at least
    have it out for New Year's.
[12:13] Mihari
    I can't believe the year's almost over.
[12:22] Sign
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[12:22] Sign
    Celebrating the New Year around Japan
[12:22] Announcer
    Happy New Year!
[12:25] Announcer
    Coming up...
[12:25] Mihari
    It's midnight, Onii-chan!
[12:25] Announcer
    We'll be taking a look at the New
    Year's celebrations around Japan.
[12:28] Mihari
    Happy New Year!
[12:31] Mahiro
    Happy New Year!
[12:35] Mahiro
    Can I get my New Year's
    money now, sister dearest?
[12:39] Mihari
    Of course, sweetie!
[12:43] Mahiro
    Easy win, guys.
[12:52] Mahiro
    That's way too few zeros! I'm in
    middle school now, you know?!
[12:55] Mihari
    No, you're a grown adult, Onii-chan.
[12:58] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right...
[13:00] Mihari
    He's starting to lose it...
[13:02] Mihari
    Here's hoping life as a girl
    treats you well this year too!
[13:04] Mihari
    You got this!
[13:06] Mahiro
    I'll turn back to normal someday! I swear!
[13:13] Mahiro
    Ah, what a wonderful New
    Year's Day for staying in.
[13:24] Mahiro
    I'm hungry.
[13:26] Mihari
    Morning! I made mochi soup.
[13:35] Mahiro
    We're not having osechi?
[13:37] Mihari
    It's a hassle to prep, you know?
[13:39] Mihari
    Were you looking forward to it?
[13:40] Mahiro
    Not really. I think I can live without it.
[13:46] Mahiro
    As long as I can stuff my face
    and nap all day, I'll be happy.
[13:53] Mihari
    Being productive has its
    rewards too, you know?
[13:56] Mihari
    But still...
[13:59] Mihari
    I guess it is nice to kick your
    feet up every once in a while.
[14:02] Mahiro
    Oh?
[14:03] Mahiro
    So you finally see where I'm coming from!
[14:05] Mahiro
    Look at you! I'm so proud!
[14:11] Mihari
    B-Be that as it may!
[14:14] Mihari
    Come, Onii-chan. It's time to get dressed.
[14:19] Mahiro
    W-Wait, don't tell me...!
[14:35] Mihari
    We gotta ring in the new year!
[14:37] Mahiro
    It's the most crowded place
    you could have taken me...
[14:48] Mahiro
    Hey, look, shrine maidens.
[14:51] Mihari
    Come on, snap out of it!
[14:53] Mihari
    Quit retreating to your happy place!
[14:55] Mihari
    I prepared a little incentive for you.
[14:58] Mahiro
    You did?
[15:00] Kaede
    Oh, there they are!
[15:01] Kaede
    Happy New Year!
[15:03] Mahiro
    My incentive is here!
[15:06] Mihari
    You look stunning, Kaede!
[15:09] Kaede
    I managed to score a cute rental.
[15:17] Mahiro
    I-Is she a samurai?
[15:19] Kaede
    She refused to wear anything else...
[15:22] Momiji
    Don't I look cool?
[15:24] Mahiro
    Oh, she must be going through a phase.
[15:28] Mahiro
    I hope you find yourself soon. All the best.
[15:33] Kaede
    Let's get going, then!
[15:35] Kaede
    We gotta get in line.
[15:36] Mahiro & Momiji
    Coming!
[15:41] Kaede
    You should've worn a kimono too, Mihari!
[15:44] Mahiro
    Yeah!
[15:45] Mahiro
    How come you get to dress
    normally and I don't?
[15:47] Mihari
    I-I wouldn't look good in one anyway...
[15:55] Kaede
    We finally made it!
[16:01] Kaede
    I better get my money's worth
    for standing in line so long!
[16:04] Momiji
    Now you're just being greedy.
[16:07] Mihari
    I wish for my brother to
    live a respectable life.
[16:10] Momiji
    I wish that we can all stay
    close with each other.
[16:14] Mihari
    Go on!
[16:15] Mihari
    You too, Mahiro-chan.
[16:16] Mahiro
    R-Right...
[16:21] Mahiro
    I wish...
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    No. 50
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    Omikuji
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    Great Blessing
[16:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:35] Sign
    Fortune
[16:38] Mihari
    Yay! I got the best one!
[16:40] Mahiro
    Pretty weird for a science geek to
    get all excited about her fortune.
[16:44] Mihari
    Doesn't mean I can't participate!
[16:47] Asahi
    Hey, wait...
[16:48] Asahi
    Which is better? A small
    blessing or a great one?
[16:51] Mahiro
    Asahi?
[16:54] Miyo
    Wait, Mahiro-chan?
[16:59] Mahiro
    Hey, Miyo-chan! Hey, Asahi!
[17:01] Miyo & Asahi
    Happy New Year!
[17:02] Girls
    Happy New Year!
[17:05] Miyo
    Your kimono's so cute!
[17:07] Mahiro
    Oh, shush! So is yours, Miyo-chan!
[17:10] Asahi
    So we meet again, Momijiro!
[17:14] Miyo
    Why are you in men's hakama?
[17:16] Momiji
    W-Well, you know...
[17:18] Momiji
    I think they look cool...
[17:21] Kaede
    The little ones are all here!
[17:24] Asahi
    I know!
[17:25] Asahi
    Bet you can't beat me at target shooting!
[17:26] Momiji
    Hey!
[17:29] Momiji
    You gotta save me, Mahiro-chan!
[17:31] Miyo
    Oh, my...
[17:33] Kaede
    Oh la la...
[17:46] Sign
    A Precious World
[17:46] Sign
    To A New Year
[17:46] Sign
    A Clear Sky
[18:00] Asahi
    I think I'm hungry.
[18:02] Miyo
    Wanna get something from the food stalls?
[18:04] Asahi
    I don't have any more money!
[18:06] Kaede
    Then why not come over to our place?
[18:08] Kaede
    I went overboard on the osechi, anyway.
[18:10] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's homemade osechi?!
[18:13] Mahiro
    Let's go! What are we waiting for?!
[18:15] Mahiro
    O.
[18:15] Sign
    ONIMAI
[18:16] Kaede
    Ni.
[18:16] Miyo
    Ma.
[18:17] Momiji
    I.
[18:17] Sign
    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
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    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[18:21] Mahiro
    Wow!
[18:23] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's homemade osechi!
[18:26] Kaede
    It's a good thing you guys are here.
[18:28] Kaede
    I may have made a little too much.
[18:30] Momiji
    I told you you were overworking yourself!
[18:33] Mihari
    New Year's isn't quite the
    same without it, huh?
[18:35] Mihari
    Maybe I should have made some after all.
[18:39] Miyo
    Every osechi dish has a special
    meaning behind it, right?
[18:43] Mihari
    Rolled konbu represents
    "yorokobu," or happiness.
[18:46] Asahi
    I get it! Yorokonbu!
[18:52] Mihari
    And black beans...
[18:54] Mihari
    bring good health so that you can work hard.
[18:56] Mahiro
    All right!
[18:57] Mahiro
    Good luck working hard, then, Onee-chan!
[19:03] Mihari
    And since rolled omelettes resemble scrolls,
    they're said to bring academic success.
[19:07] Mihari
    So good luck with your studies, Mahiro-chan!
[19:10] Momiji
    Here!
[19:12] Mahiro
    Th-Thank you...
[19:22] Girls
    Thanks for the meal!
[19:26] Kaede
    I'm happy you liked it!
[19:28] Kaede
    We have amazake too, if you want.
[19:31] Mihari
    I don't think I've ever tried it!
[19:33] Asahi
    You're still too young
    to drink alcohol, Doc!
[19:36] Miyo
    Actually, it's generally okay
    for minors to drink it.
[19:38] Miyo
    In small amounts, that is.
[19:39] Miyo
    Since the alcohol is cooked off anyway.
[19:41] Mahiro
    Yeah, so it's totally legal.
[19:43] Kaede
    There you go. Try some.
[19:56] Mahiro
    Um...
[19:58] Mahiro
    Mihari?
[20:04] Mihari
    Onii-chan!
[20:08] Mahiro
    W-Watch it, you dummy!
[20:10] Mahiro
    There are people around!
[20:12] Kaede
    What? Just from amazake?!
[20:14] Kaede
    Come on, claws off.
[20:16] Kaede
    She's your sister, remember?
[20:18] Mihari
    Boo!
[20:20] Mihari
    Then I'll take you instead!
[20:28] Mahiro
    She's on a drunken rampage!
[20:31] Mahiro
    Everyone, fall back!
[20:33] Mahiro
    Take refuge in Momiji's room
    before she can launch an attack!
[20:40] Mahiro
    You too, Miyo-chan! Hurry!
[20:42] Miyo
    I can't. I'm...
[20:46] Miyo
    My eyes are locked on, and I can't move!
[20:52] Mahiro
    No! Miyo-chan!
[20:54] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan!
[21:04] Asahi
    She's awake!
[21:05] Momiji
    A-Are you all right?
[21:08] Mihari
    Huh?
[21:09] Mihari
    What happened just now?
[21:14] Kaede
    You're banned from alcohol
    for life, that's what.
[21:20] Miyo
    Onee-sama!
[21:40] Mihari
    It's been a while since we've gotten
    to spend New Year's like this, huh?
[21:44] Mahiro
    You're right.
[21:47] Mihari
    So what exactly did you pray
    for back at the shrine?
[21:51] Mahiro
    What? Uh... It's a secret.
[21:53] Mihari
    But I wanna know!
[21:55] Mihari
    Come on, tell me!
[21:56] Mahiro
    Quit nagging!
[21:57] Mihari
    Honestly...
[21:59] Mihari
    I haven't the faintest idea.
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Okorinashiyo (Mystery Anime Group)
[23:38] Mahiro & Mihari
    See you next time!
[23:39] ---
    

E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity

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[00:10] Mahiro
    Today's the start of our third term, huh?
[00:17] Mahiro
    It's freezing!
[00:20] Mahiro
    And making us wear skirts even in winter?!
[00:22] Mahiro
    How do they expect me
    to stay warm in this?!
[00:27] Momiji
    Oh, Mahiro-chan!
[00:31] Kaede
    Morning!
[00:33] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[00:34] Momiji
    Good morning!
[00:36] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan! Your legs!
[00:38] Mahiro
    Aren't you cold?!
[00:40] Kaede
    You betcha I am!
[00:42] Kaede
    But beauty is pain, as they say.
[00:44] Kaede
    Gotta show off these rockin'
    legs while I still got 'em!
[00:47] Mahiro
    I never realized.
[00:48] Mahiro
    Girls are true heroes.
    Thank you for your service.
[00:51] Momiji
    I don't know how she does it.
[00:53] Momiji
    It's so cold, I had to leave my hair down.
[00:56] Kaede
    Wait!
[00:57] Kaede
    You're wearing the scarf, Mahiro-chan!
[01:00] Kaede
    Mihari and I picked it out together!
[01:03] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right.
[01:05] Mahiro
    Now we're matching, huh?
[01:08] Momiji
    This feels kinda weird!
[01:11] Kaede
    Who cares? You two are besties, aren't you?
[01:14] Momiji
    C'mon, Onee-chan! Knock it off!
[01:15] Mahiro
    Still, when we show up like this...
[01:17] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan's gonna go nuts!
[01:17] Kaede
    At least let me take a picture!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:37] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:43] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #10 Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[02:54] Miyo
    Oh, my!
[02:56] Miyo
    Why, what's this?
[02:57] Miyo
    My gosh, what a pleasant surprise!
[02:59] Mahiro
    Yup, I called it.
[03:02] Asahi
    Aw, neat!
[03:03] Asahi
    Maybe I should get a matching one, too!
[03:06] Miyo
    Asahi-chan.
[03:07] Miyo
    It's only neat because
    they're the ones matching.
[03:10] Miyo
    Are we clear?
[03:12] Momiji
    Besides, you never wear scarves anyway.
[03:17] Asahi
    You've got a point.
[03:19] Mahiro
    And you're always wearing shorts when
     you're not in your school uniform.
[03:22] Asahi
    Yeah, I never get cold.
[03:26] Asahi
    And as usual, I'm not wearing
     anything under my skirt.
[03:31] Momiji
    That phrasing...
[03:32] Mahiro
    You're so devil-may-care.
[03:34] Mahiro
    I had to put warm fleece
    leggings on under mine.
[03:37] Mahiro
    See?
[03:42] Satsuki
    Quit staring, boys!
[03:44] Minori
    You jerks!
[03:45] Minato
    W-Wait, but!
[03:45] Minato
    W-We weren't!
[03:47] Yuuta
    I wasn't even looking!
[03:49] Satsuki
    Hey, wait!
[03:50] Minori
    Get back here!
[03:51] Minori
    Quit running away!
[03:53] Satsuki
    Come back!
[03:53] Momiji
    I swear, you can be so careless sometimes.
[03:57] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[03:59] Mahiro
    I-I didn't know my voice
    could go that high...
[04:02] Mahiro
    I-Is this what it feels like
    when girls get self-conscious?!
[04:06] Mahiro
    Not good! This is not good!
[04:08] Mahiro
    I've gone too deep undercover!
[04:10] Mahiro
    I gotta reclaim my masculinity!
[04:13] Mahiro
    Bare-naked legs!
[04:15] Momiji
    Wh-What's the matter?
[04:17] Asahi
    You good?
[04:19] Mahiro
    Ah, the bare-naked leg.
[04:22] Mahiro
    What a sight to behold!
[04:23] Mahiro
    Especially the legs of the girls
    braving the cold winter air.
[04:27] Miyo
    But that's bad for you!
[04:29] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:30] Mahiro
    You'll catch a cold if you
    don't cover up properly.
[04:33] Mahiro
    Uh, yeah. That's true... I guess.
[04:36] Miyo
    Besides, I heard it makes
    your legs get chubby.
[04:40] Miyo
    Your body stores more fat when exposed
    to low temperatures, after all.
[04:43] Momiji
    Huh.
[04:45] Asahi
    So you gain fat when you expose yourself?
[04:47] Asahi
    So that means Miyo-chin...
[04:50] Asahi
    must be whipping her boobies out every day!
[04:53] Miyo
    I've never whipped them out!
[05:00] Miyo
    I-I don't do that, okay?
[05:02] Miyo
    I don't, okay?!
[05:05] Momiji
    Calm down, Miyo-chan!
[05:08] Asahi
    There, there. You poor thing.
[05:10] Asahi
    I'm sorry, Miyo-chin.
[05:12] Asahi
    There, there. You're okay.
[05:13] Mahiro
    Boobies, huh?
[05:19] Sign
    ONIMAI
[05:19] Miyo
    Onimai.
[05:25] Kaede
    Oh!
[05:25] Kaede
    Rise and shine!
[05:30] Kaede
    Wait! Keep still, okay?
[05:32] Kaede
    I'm almost finished.
[05:34] Kaede
    There, all set!
[05:36] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:37] Kaede
    Aww! It's so cute!
[05:39] Kaede
    Long hair is so much more fun to play with!
[05:42] Kaede
    If only Momiji would grow hers out, too.
[05:46] Mahiro
    Th-That aside, Kaede-chan.
[05:48] Mahiro
    How come you're here?
[05:51] Kaede
    Oh, crap...
[05:52] Mihari
    Kaede!
[05:54] Mihari
    That's the exact same page
    I left you on earlier.
[05:56] Kaede
    Sorry, teach!
[05:58] Kaede
    I took a break and got sidetracked.
[06:00] Mahiro
    Oh, Mihari's tutoring again.
[06:01] Kaede
    What question was I on again?
[06:20] Mahiro
    You're such a good student, Kaede-chan!
[06:23] Kaede
    What? Not by a long shot!
[06:25] Kaede
    Lately, I've been working a lot.
[06:26] Mahiro
    What do you need the
    money for? A motorcycle?
[06:29] Kaede
    Don't be silly! That's
    something a boy would want!
[06:32] Kaede
    A girl's gotta stock up on
    the essentials, you know?
[06:35] Kaede
    And clothes can get pretty expensive.
[06:37] Mahiro
    Oh, really...
[06:38] Mihari
    Don't gimme that.
[06:41] Kaede
    I also kinda wanna get
    a facial someday, too.
[06:45] Mihari
    Really?
[06:46] Mihari
    But you're far too young
    to be thinking about that.
[06:48] Kaede
    And that's where you're wrong, like always!
[06:50] Mahiro
    Mhmm, mhmm.
[06:50] Kaede
    You have to start taking measures
    while you're still young.
[06:52] Kaede
    If you want healthy skin, you
    have to take good care of it!
[06:56] Kaede
    Like by giving yourself a lymphatic
    massage, for instance.
[07:01] Kaede
    Oh, I know!
[07:02] Kaede
    How about I give you a little
    hands-on experience?
[07:05] Kaede
    It'll be my gift to you
    for helping me study.
[07:13] Kaede
    First things first, the collarbone.
[07:17] Mahiro
    This feels a little awkward...
[07:20] Kaede
    I know. Just relax, okay?
[07:24] Mahiro
    Oh, my...
[07:26] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan would kill to be a
    fly on the wall right now.
[07:27] Kaede
    Now, we work from the chest
    down below the arms.
[07:31] Mihari
    C'mon, that tickles!
[07:33] ---
    Whoa!
[07:35] Kaede
    Then from the lower back down to the sides.
[07:39] Mihari
    That actually feels really nice.
[07:42] Kaede
    And for the lower body...
[07:44] Kaede
    you mustn't forget to work the inner thighs.
[07:46] Mihari
    What?!
[07:47] Mihari
    You can't be serious!
[07:49] Kaede
    Like here, for example.
[08:01] Kaede
    Phew, now you're all set!
[08:04] Mihari
    You have a knack for this, Kaede.
[08:06] Kaede
    You think so?
[08:08] Kaede
    It doesn't feel that great
    when I do it on myself.
[08:10] Kaede
    Maybe it feels better when
    someone does it for you.
[08:12] Mahiro
    Shh...
[08:16] Kaede
    Now then, you're up next, Mahiro-chan.
[08:19] Mahiro
    No way! Forget it! It's way too dirty!
[08:22] Kaede
    Now, now. Don't be shy.
[08:25] Kaede
    I'll even throw in a special
    service for a fuller bust!
[08:28] Mahiro
    A-A fuller what?
[08:32] Mahiro
    Wh-Whoa!
[08:33] Mahiro
    Stop, I'm serious!
[08:35] Mahiro
    I said stop!
[08:46] Mahiro
    You know what? My body does
    feel less tense after that.
[08:50] Kaede
    Right?
[08:51] Mihari
    You could do this for a living, Kaede.
[08:53] Mihari
    Like an aesthetician or something.
[08:55] Kaede
    You think so?
[08:57] Kaede
    I have considered it before.
[08:59] Kaede
    Maybe I'll do some more practice
    on Momiji when I get back home.
[09:02] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[09:04] Mahiro & Mihari
    Please tell me you won't!
[09:08] Sign
    ONIMAI
[09:08] Kaede
    Onimai.
[09:11] Mihari
    Onii-chan!
[09:15] Mahiro
    Huh?
[09:18] Mihari
    Here, take these.
[09:23] Mahiro
    Chocolate?
[09:24] Mihari
    Yeah, it's Valentine's Day!
[09:27] Mahiro
    Oh!
[09:28] Mahiro
    It doesn't count when you
    get it from family, though.
[09:31] Mahiro
    Besides, isn't this a little much?
[09:33] Mihari
    H-Hey, wait a sec! Don't eat it!
[09:36] Mihari
    You're supposed to be giving
    them out this year, remember?
[09:40] Mahiro
    What?
[09:50] Mahiro
    I can't believe I have to hand out
    all this chocolate to stupid boys.
[09:55] Momiji
    Oh! Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[09:58] Mahiro
    Good morning, Momiji.
[10:01] Momiji
    Here, this is for you!
[10:05] Mahiro
    Oh, wow! Thanks so much!
[10:10] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:11] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[10:14] Mahiro
    Here, this is yours!
[10:17] Momiji
    Yay, you're the best!
[10:20] Mahiro
    I forgot friends give them
    to each other too!
[10:22] Mahiro
    Mihari really thought of everything.
[10:25] Kaede
    While we're at it, here's some from me too.
[10:29] Kaede
    Enjoy!
[10:32] Mahiro
    Valentine's Day rules!
[10:35] Kaede
    They're both homemade, by the way!
[10:38] Kaede
    Momiji and I made them together!
[10:40] Kaede
    She's never asked to make them together.
    It made me so happy.
[10:44] Kaede
    C'mon! You weren't supposed to tell her!
[10:48] Mahiro
    Homemade chocolates...
[10:58] Asahi
    Here, Mahiron! I brought you chocolate!
[11:01] Miyo
    I brought you some too!
[11:04] Mahiro
    Why, thank you. Much obliged.
[11:09] Mahiro
    Now, a token of my gratitude.
[11:11] Asahi
    Thanks!
[11:13] Miyo
    Thank you!
[11:15] Mahiro
    Man, this trading system
    means everyone's happy, huh?
[11:19] Asahi
    Plus, you get to try all sorts
    of chocolate this way, too!
[11:22] Miyo
    Right?
[11:23] Mahiro
    Exactly!
[11:24] Momiji
    You two are such gluttons.
[11:30] Mai
    C'mon, let's trade!
[11:31] Miyako
    So yummy!
[11:32] Mai
    Right?
[11:34] Mahiro
    I suppose I do have some
    chocolate left over.
[11:37] Mahiro
    All right!
[11:38] Mahiro
    Here you go!
[11:39] Mahiro
    Here, take this!
[11:40] Mahiro
    You too!
[11:42] Mahiro
    And you, and you as well!
[11:48] Mahiro
    I'm up to my ears!
[11:50] Mahiro
    Look at me! I'm living the dream!
[11:52] Mahiro
    This would never happen
    if I were still a boy.
[12:00] Mahiro
    Yikes... It's hell on earth.
[12:03] Tomoya
    Valentine's Day, am I right?
[12:04] Mahiro
    What sad little creatures.
[12:06] Takeshi
    Just a marketing ploy...
[12:07] Makoto
    I'm not a huge sweet tooth, anyway.
[12:07] Mahiro
    But I know exactly how they feel.
[12:10] Mahiro
    I guess it can't hurt.
[12:13] Mahiro
    How's it goin', gents?
[12:15] Yuuta
    Huh?
[12:17] Mahiro
    Here! You can have this!
[12:22] Mahiro
    From one classmate to another.
[12:24] Mahiro
    Totally platonic.
[12:26] Yuuta
    F-Fine, I guess I can take it.
[12:29] Minato
    N-Not that we're happy about it or anything.
[12:32] Mahiro
    These two are actually pretty cute.
[12:35] Mahiro
    No need to return the favor, okay?
[12:43] Mahiro
    Wha—?!
[12:44] Zombie Makoto
    I-I want some too!
[12:46] Zombie Tomoya
    Me too!
[12:48] Mahiro
    What are you guys, zombies?!
[12:50] Zombies
    I actually am a sweet tooth...
[12:52] Mahiro
    I'm all out! That was the last one!
[12:56] Zombie Makoto
    Hand it over!
[12:57] Zombie Takeshi
    Give it to me!
[13:00] Yuuta
    H-Hey, stay back!
[13:09] Satsuki
    Just ignore them, Oyama-san.
    Boys are idiots.
[13:13] Minori
    Those jerks.
[13:23] Mahiro
    I guess this is the one day I'm
    actually glad to be a girl.
[13:30] Mahiro
    I really need to thank Mihari somehow.
[13:32] Commercial
    It's February 14th. In other
    words, Valentine's Day!
[13:35] Commercial
    It's time to give chocolate to that
    special someone in your life!
[13:39] Commercial
    In stores today, we have all
    sorts of confections on offer!
[13:41] Sign
    Valentine's Day Fair
[13:41] Sign
    Thank You
[13:41] Sign
    Chocolate
[13:41] Sign
    Thank You
[13:41] Sign
    Candy
[13:43] Commercial
    Choose from our special thank-you
    line to express your gratitude!
[13:47] Mahiro
    I'm home!
[13:51] Mihari
    Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[13:53] Mihari
    How'd it go?
[13:55] Mahiro
    Check it! I'm set for life!
[13:58] Mihari
    Wow, aren't you lucky?
[14:02] Mihari
    Here's some from me, too.
[14:06] Mihari
    Here!
[14:07] Mihari
    Since the stuff I gave you
    this morning was for school.
[14:10] Mahiro
    Hey, one more for the pile!
[14:13] Mahiro
    Then I'll give you yours now, too.
[14:17] Mahiro
    Here!
[14:26] Mihari
    Warn me next time, you dummy!
[14:32] Mahiro
    You're such a crybaby!
[14:37] Sign
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[14:37] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[14:40] Sign
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[14:41] Mai & Miyako
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[14:43] Sign
    Books
[14:43] Sign
    Opening Hours
[14:53] Employee
    Have a nice day!
[14:56] Mahiro
    Stupid Mihari.
[14:57] Mahiro
    She's got me running errands for
    her left and right these days.
[15:01] Mahiro
    Still, I haven't been in this
    store in a while, huh?
[15:16] Sign
    CYLCIA=CODE
[15:16] Sign
    The Monsters
    in Class 1-A
[15:25] Sign
    Masamune-kun's
    Revenge
[15:26] Mahiro
    Online shopping is convenient and all,
[15:28] Mahiro
    but it's nice to visit an
    actual store for a change.
[15:39] Mahiro
    I can't go traipsing into
    that section anymore, huh?
[15:42] Mahiro
    Those books got me through
    some tough times, though.
[15:45] Mahiro
    Life wouldn't be the same without porn.
[15:50] Yuuta
    Okay, okay! Hurry up!
[15:53] Minato
    R-Right...
[15:54] Mahiro
    Aren't those boys in my class?
[15:57] Mahiro
    They're growing up so fast!
[15:59] Yuuta
    Okay, I'll go in first. You stand watch.
[16:00] Mahiro
    It's only natural boys their
    age would be curious.
[16:01] Minato
    Wait, won't that look even more suspicious?
[16:02] Mahiro
    They have a lot of guts even coming here.
[16:05] Mahiro
    Let's just pretend I never saw them...
[16:12] Mahiro
    Oh, crap!
[16:20] Mahiro
    Wait, you guys!
[16:22] Mahiro
    I feel so bad.
[16:25] Mahiro
    Still, I'd have done
    the same if a girl saw me.
[16:28] Mahiro
    Never mind.
[16:30] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll leave a book for them
    to find somewhere near the school.
[16:34] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan?
[16:35] Mahiro
    Hm?
[16:38] Mahiro
    And you are?
[16:40] Miyo
    C'mon! It's me, silly!
[16:44] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan!
[16:45] Mahiro
    What's with the disguise?
[16:47] Miyo
    I didn't know you were into those
    kinds of books, Mahiro-chan.
[16:50] Mahiro
    I-I'm not, I swear!
[16:52] Mahiro
    I just happened to be
    walking by, that's all!
[16:56] Miyo
    Oh, really?
[16:58] Miyo
    I thought you might be a BL-loving fujoshi.
[17:00] Mahiro
    That's what you meant?!
[17:03] Mahiro
    Is that what you're into, then, Miyo-chan?
[17:05] Miyo
    N-No way! I'm not! Not those ones...
[17:09] Miyo
    Actually... Don't tell anyone this, but...
[17:14] Mahiro
    Sure.
[17:15] Miyo
    I'm more interested in the
    ones about two girls.
[17:19] Mahiro
    Tell me something I didn't know!
[17:21] Miyo
    You can't tell anyone, okay?
[17:23] Mahiro
    Wait, really?
[17:24] Mahiro
    Since when have you been hiding it?
[17:26] Miyo
    What are you into, then, Mahiro-chan?
[17:29] Mahiro
    I'd say I'm more of a noncon—
[17:31] Mahiro
    Scratch that!
[17:32] Mahiro
    I've actually just been reading
    a lot of shonen manga lately.
[17:36] Mahiro
    But I'd be open to yuri manga, I guess.
[17:39] Miyo
    Then say no more...
[17:41] Miyo
    Take this!
[17:42] Sign
    Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:42] Sign
    Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:42] Miyo
    And this!
[17:43] Sign
    Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
    Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
    Whisper Me a Love Song
[17:43] Sign
    Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:43] Sign
    I'm in Love with the Villainess?!
[17:43] Miyo
    I recommend this one, too!
[17:44] Sign
    Yurifuwa Girls
[17:48] Mahiro
    She's trying to lure me
    down the rabbit hole!
[17:52] Sign
    Yurifuwa Girls
[17:52] Sign
    Secret Love Idols
[17:55] Sign
    Books
[17:55] Employee
    Have a nice day!
[17:59] Mahiro
    We bought the shop out, huh?
[18:01] Miyo
    Tell me what you think when
    you're done reading them, okay?
[18:07] Mahiro
    I wonder why you felt the
    need to put on a disguise.
[18:10] Mahiro
    It's not like you were
    buying anything indecent.
[18:13] Miyo
    You know, I'm glad.
[18:14] Miyo
    I was worried you'd get weirded out by me.
[18:18] Mahiro
    Everyone's tastes are different, you know?
[18:21] Mahiro
    No one should feel the need
    to hide the things they like.
[18:24] Mahiro
    You've got nothing to be ashamed of!
[18:27] Miyo
    Okay!
[18:31] Mahiro
    What a sweet aroma!
[18:34] Mahiro
    Something smells good!
[18:41] Miyo
    Oh, it's a crêpe stand!
[18:44] Miyo
    They seem to be really popular lately.
[18:46] Mahiro
    Really? I don't think I've ever tried one.
[18:49] Miyo
    You're kidding!
[18:51] Miyo
    Then how about I treat you
    to one just this once?
[18:54] Miyo
    In exchange for your silence, of course.
[19:03] Mahiro
    Sho good!
[19:06] Mahiro
    I love you, Miyo-chan!
[19:08] Miyo
    You're such a kidder!
[19:10] Mahiro
    Oh, wanna try a bite of mine?
[19:13] Mahiro
    It's banana!
[19:14] Miyo
    Huh?!
[19:15] Miyo
    Oh, um... If you're offering...
[19:26] Momiji
    What are you two doing?!
[19:31] Momiji
    My bad! Here, drink this!
[19:34] Mahiro
    H-Hey, Momiji.
[19:36] Mahiro
    We just happened to bump into each
    other at the bookstore, is all.
[19:41] Momiji
    Aw, no fair!
[19:43] Momiji
    I'm gonna go buy a crêpe, too!
[19:47] Miyo
    What was I thinking?
[19:48] Miyo
    It's so unlike me to do something like that.
[19:53] Mahiro
    You're not gonna get one too, Asahi?
[19:55] Asahi
    Nope, I'm broke!
[19:58] Momiji
    I'm back!
[20:00] Mahiro
    That was quick.
[20:01] Momiji
    Here, Mahiro-chan! Have a bite of mine!
[20:15] Momiji
    All right, quit drooling.
[20:18] Momiji
    Here.
[20:20] Mahiro
    Wanna try mine, too?
[20:22] Asahi
    Are you sure?!
[20:23] Asahi
    I'll never forget this, you guys!
[20:32] Momiji
    Well, doesn't she look happy?
[20:33] Mahiro
    Isn't it yummy?
[20:37] Mahiro
    Oh, hey, do you prefer banana or strawberry?
[20:39] Miyo
    It was touch and go there, but...
[20:39] Momiji
    I like them both!
[20:42] Miyo
    I prefer being the observer, after all.
[20:46] Mahiro
    Just try to control yourself when
    real people are involved, okay?
[20:51] Miyo
    R-Right...
[20:53] Momiji
    Hm?
[20:59] Sign
    Math
[21:02] Yuuta & Minato
    O-Oyama?!
[21:07] Mahiro
    Wh-What is it?!
[21:10] Minato
    U-Um, about what you saw yesterday...
[21:15] Mahiro
    Oh!
[21:16] Mahiro
    You mean at the bookstore?
[21:18] Minato
    W-We were just discussing the optimal
    layout for the store, you see?
[21:23] Minato
    Right?
[21:24] Mahiro
    Th-The what now?
[21:26] Yuuta
    L-Like where the partitions
    should go and stuff.
[21:29] Minato
    Yeah, right, that!
[21:30] Mahiro
    It's all right. I get it.
[21:32] Mahiro
    Don't worry.
[21:33] Mahiro
    I'm not gonna go around
    telling everybody, so relax.
[21:38] Mahiro
    In fact, how about I show you
    guys a little something later?
[21:43] Yuuta & Minato
    A little... something?
[21:51] Mahiro
    Wait! Don't get the wrong idea!
[21:54] Mahiro
    What am I, some...
[21:55] Mahiro
    brazen hussy?!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro Pretties Up
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Hitomi Kariya
[23:38] Girls
    See you next time!

E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up

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[00:00] Boy
    Here goes nothing!
[00:10] Sign
    Highly Accurate
[00:10] Sign
    Astrology
[00:15] Minori
    My horoscope today sucks!
[00:18] Mai
    Your lucky color's red, it says.
[00:20] Miyako
    You can have my red pen, if you want.
[00:22] Mahiro
    The fortune-telling boom
    is upon us, it seems.
[00:25] Mahiro
    Girls are really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Nodoka
    Hey!
[00:31] Nodoka
    Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
[00:34] Nodoka
    Be careful not to oversleep
    today, Sagittarius.
[00:38] Nodoka
    You may lose something important to you.
[00:42] Mahiro
    Its power...
[00:44] Mahiro
    It's greater than I feared.
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:03] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:09] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
[02:27] Mihari
    You're reading an astrology book?
[02:30] Mahiro
    Hm?
[02:31] Mahiro
    You wanna take a look?
[02:33] Mahiro
    Here.
[02:40] Mihari
    I suppose girls are quite
    fond of these, huh?
[02:43] Mahiro
    I-It's not that!
[02:45] Mahiro
    It's been all the rage at school lately,
[02:47] Mahiro
    so I just wanted to see what
    all the fuss was about!
[02:49] Mihari
    Sure, sounds plausible to me.
[02:51] Mahiro
    Gimme a break!
[02:53] Mahiro
    Honestly, you don't even know
    what I'm going through.
[02:57] Mahiro
    Oh, hey!
[02:58] Mahiro
    While you're here, why
    don't I read out yours?
[03:01] Mahiro
    Let's see. You were born
    in April, so that means...
[03:06] Mihari
    Stop right there.
[03:07] Mihari
    I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
[03:09] Mahiro
    Aw, you're no fun!
[03:11] Mihari
    Why don't you try reading
    another sign's horoscope?
[03:15] Mihari
    I bet you it'll still apply.
[03:20] Mihari
    Stuff like that is so generic.
[03:22] Mihari
    All they do is write things
    that could apply to anyone.
[03:26] Mihari
    Like "you have a serious side to you,"
[03:28] Mihari
    or "there's something weighing on you."
[03:31] Mihari
    It's called the Barnum effect.
[03:33] Mahiro
    Hang on, what's this?
[03:35] Mahiro
    To those born in the month of April,
[03:37] Mahiro
    try to avoid being overly
    argumentative today.
[03:39] Mahiro
    You may be annoying the people around you.
[03:42] Mahiro
    See? It's got you pegged!
[03:44] Mihari
    L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
[03:49] Mihari
    An important occasion is
    right around the corner.
[03:51] Mihari
    You may be in for a surprise or two.
[03:55] Mahiro
    An important occasion?
[03:57] Mahiro
    Was there something coming up?
[03:58] Mahiro
    Huh? Surely it's talking about—
[04:03] Mahiro
    Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Mahiro
    Wha?
[04:11] Momiji
    Hello, Mahiro-chan.
[04:12] Mahiro
    Hey, Momi— ji?
[04:18] Mahiro
    M-Momiji, have you finally
    gone to the dark side?
[04:22] Momiji
    It said an eyepatch would
    bring me luck today.
[04:25] Mahiro
    That's a safety risk! Take it off!
[04:31] Miyo
    Death in the upright position.
[04:34] Miyo
    Asahi-chan...
[04:36] Miyo
    Your death is nigh.
[04:38] Asahi
    Dun-Dun-Duuun!
[04:43] Mahiro
    This one's fishy, too.
[04:45] Mahiro
    Each one's more absurd than the last.
[04:48] Mahiro
    They're all just at that age, I guess.
[04:51] Mahiro
    Bless their souls.
[04:52] Miyo
    Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
[04:54] Mahiro
    Yikes!
[04:56] Mahiro
    H-Hey, guys!
[04:58] Mahiro
    How about we all do one that's
    a little more light-hearted?
[05:01] Mahiro
    Light-hearted? Like what?
[05:03] Mahiro
    Like... Um...
[05:05] Mahiro
    I didn't think this far.
[05:07] Mahiro
    I swear there was something
    in that book yesterday...
[05:11] Mahiro
    Oh!
[05:12] Mahiro
    How about animal horoscopes?!
[05:13] Mahiro
    It's about finding out which animal
    best fits your personality!
[05:16] Momiji
    Cool! That sounds fun!
[05:19] Mahiro
    No clue how you're supposed
    to do that, though.
[05:21] Mahiro
    Guess I'll just have to improvise.
[05:23] Mahiro
    Well, then, Asahi's always
    bubbly and outgoing.
[05:26] Mahiro
    A dog fits her pretty
    well, don't you think?
[05:30] Asahi
    Woof, woof!
[05:31] Momiji
    I totally see it!
[05:33] Mahiro
    And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
    maybe a bunny rabbit?
[05:37] Miyo
    Hoppity-hop!
[05:37] Miyo
    Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
[05:39] Mahiro
    Kinda fits with her seemingly
    constant arousal, too.
[05:42] Mahiro
    For Momiji, I'd say...
[05:44] Mahiro
    A kokeshi doll?
[05:45] SFX
    Koke.
[05:46] Momiji
    Huh?
[05:46] Mahiro
    Scratch that! Um...
[05:49] Mahiro
    What about a bear?
[05:50] Mahiro
    Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
[05:53] Momiji
    Aw, you really think so?
[05:55] Asahi
    Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
[05:59] Miyo
    What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
[06:02] Miyo
    Let's see...
[06:03] Miyo
    Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
[06:05] Miyo
    with a loving soul and a big heart,
[06:07] Miyo
    nothing fits me better
    than the mighty elephant!
[06:12] Miyo
    Something wrong?
[06:13] Momiji
    Nope! Nothing at all!
[06:14] Momiji
    I know!
[06:16] Momiji
    Can I try something next?
[06:18] Momiji
    It's just a normal horoscope
    reading, though.
[06:20] Mahiro
    Oh? I'm down!
[06:22] Momiji
    All right...
[06:25] Momiji
    Could you tell me your birthday, then?
[06:28] Momiji
    This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!
[06:30] Momiji
    Reading your horoscope is merely a façade
    to get you to tell me your birthday!
[06:34] Momiji
    Then I can surprise you when the day comes!
[06:36] Momiji
    It's absolutely foolproof!
[06:38] Mahiro
    Oh, right, my birthday.
[06:40] Mahiro
    Umm, it's March...
[06:44] Mahiro
    Oh, it's today, actually.
[06:47] Girls
    It is?!
[06:48] Girls
    H-Happy birthday!
[06:57] Mahiro
    I'm home!
[06:59] Mihari
    Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
[07:01] Mihari
    You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
[07:04] Mihari
    I guess horoscopes have
    their uses, after all.
[07:08] Mahiro
    Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
[07:11] Mihari
    Talk about forced!
[07:12] Mahiro
    I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
[07:15] Mihari
    Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
[07:19] Mahiro
    Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
[07:22] Mahiro
    Feels weird to say I'm a year
    older when I look like this.
[07:25] Mihari
    How many candles should I put on it?
[07:28] Mahiro
    That's a good question.
[07:32] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] Girls
    Onimai.
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:40] Mahiro
    Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
[07:43] Momiji
    U-Uh...
[07:44] Momiji
    Sorry, I can't today.
[07:45] Mahiro
    Huh. Okay, then.
[07:47] Mahiro
    In that case... Miyo-chan!
[07:49] Miyo
    I can't either, actually...
[07:51] Mahiro
    Huh?
[07:52] Momiji
    That was close.
[07:54] Momiji
    I'll see you then, okay?
[07:55] Miyo
    Sure!
[07:56] Mahiro
    Wait!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
    C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji
    Let's throw her a birthday party!
[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji
    It'll be a surprise!
[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji
    We'll plan everything in secret,
    so she doesn't find out.
[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi
    But Mahiron's birthday
    already passed, didn't it?
[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji
    Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
    this over nothing at all.
[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji
    I know I would, if it were me.
[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi
    You've got a point.
[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji
    Besides, this way she definitely
    won't see it coming.
[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji
    Who would suspect a surprise party
    when it's not even their birthday?
[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo
    She sounds like some
    iron-fisted TV producer.
[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji
    Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji
    And don't say a word about it
    to her until this weekend!
[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo
    Okay!
[08:36] Mahiro
    Or something along those lines, right?
[08:38] Mahiro
    It's totally cliché!
[08:39] Mahiro
    Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
    idea and get all depressed about it.
[08:43] Mahiro
    But an experienced fellow, such as
    myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
[08:48] Mahiro
    Well, if it isn't Asahi!
[08:50] Mahiro
    Come on now, spill the beans.
[08:51] Mahiro
    I already know what's going on.
[08:55] Asahi
    Stay away from me!
[08:57] Asahi
    I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
[09:05] Mahiro
    It's all over.
[09:23] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[09:27] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[09:28] Mihari
    Enough! It's time to get up!
[09:35] Mahiro
    But I don't wanna!
[09:36] Mihari
    Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
[09:40] Mihari
    Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
[09:43] Mihari
    Have a little more confidence in yourself.
[09:47] Mihari
    See? That's them now.
[10:00] Mahiro
    We're under attack!
[10:08] Girls
    Happy birthday!
[10:12] Girls
    Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
[10:17] Miyo
    Guess we can call this a success, then.
[10:19] Asahi
    Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
[10:22] Momiji
    Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
[10:24] Momiji
    We knew if we let her, she'd just
    end up spilling everything.
[10:27] Mahiro
    Gotcha...
[10:33] Momiji
    Here you go.
[10:34] Momiji
    This present's from me.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Wow, thank you!
[10:40] Miyo
    I got you a book I thought
    you might like, too.
[10:42] Miyo
    Don't open it until later, okay?
[10:44] Mahiro
    Oh, of course...
[10:46] Asahi
    And I got you...
[10:48] Asahi
    This!
[10:49] Sign
    Anything-You-Want Ticket
[10:51] Mahiro
    Yup, I should've known.
[10:53] Asahi
    You can use that to get us
    all to do something for you!
[10:57] Girls
    Huh?!
[10:59] Mahiro
    That's quite the tough call to make...
[11:02] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[11:05] Mahiro
    Well, how about this?
[11:08] Mahiro
    I hope you'll all stay friends
    with me from here on out!
[11:19] Asahi
    No...
[11:20] Asahi
    Not like that.
[11:23] Asahi
    You know, like... something more practical!
[11:26] Mahiro
    Aww...
[11:27] Mahiro
    I really thought you'd
    be satisfied with that.
[11:30] Mahiro
    A shoulder massage, then?
    Would that make you happy?
[11:33] Sign
    Anything-You-Want Ticket
[11:33] Asahi
    Coming right up!
[11:37] Asahi
    Rub, rub, rub.
[11:38] Asahi
    Rubba-dub-dub.
[11:40] Momiji
    Honestly...
[11:40] Asahi
    You're so stiff, you know?
[11:41] Mahiro
    R-Really?
[11:44] Momiji
    This one's from all of us!
[11:47] Momiji
    Ta-da!
[11:48] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[11:49] Momiji
    We baked a cake for you!
[11:52] Mahiro
    Wow!
[11:54] Miyo
    It's a fruit cake! My idea!
[11:57] Mahiro
    Oh...
[11:59] Mahiro
    Is it safe to eat?
[12:01] Momiji
    It's okay. My sister supervised.
[12:04] Mahiro
    Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
[12:07] Momiji
    Your wish is my command!
[12:14] Momiji
    Now, open wide!
[12:20] Mahiro
    Delicious!
[12:21] Momiji
    I'm glad you like it!
[12:23] Mihari
    Here's some iced tea.
[12:25] Mahiro
    Man, I'm thirsty.
[12:27] Miyo
    Here you go!
[12:28] Miyo
    Your drink, as requested.
[12:30] Mahiro
    Turn on the TV for me, would you?
[12:32] Mihari
    I'm part of this, too?
[12:36] Miyo
    There's more if you want it.
[12:39] Asahi
    Mahiro-sama.
[12:40] Mahiro
    I need the restroom.
[12:41] Asahi
    I'll go for you!
[12:42] Asahi
    Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
[12:49] Asahi
    C'mon, get out already!
[12:51] Mihari
    That's karma for you.
[12:57] Mahiro
    I would have loved it if
    Kaede-chan were here too.
[13:01] Momiji
    I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
[13:04] Momiji
    Whoops, I forgot!
[13:06] Momiji
    She wanted me to give you her present!
[13:08] Momiji
    Here!
[13:09] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's the best!
[13:11] Mahiro
    What could it be, I wonder...
[13:14] Mahiro
    Hm?
[13:15] Sign
    Mahiro-chan
[13:15] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[13:15] Sign
    Try dolling yourself up a bit
[13:15] Sign
    Love, Kaede
[13:15] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan!
[13:16] Kaede
    Happy birthday!
[13:18] Kaede
    Try dolling yourself up a bit!
[13:20] Kaede
    Love, Kaede.
[13:22] Miyo
    What a nice lip balm!
[13:24] Miyo
    It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
[13:27] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[13:31] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka
    Onimai.
[13:35] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:35] Satsuki & Minori
    Onimai.
[13:52] Mihari
    Oh, my...
[13:54] Mihari
    How precious...
[13:55] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[13:56] Mahiro
    I-It's not what you think!
[13:58] Mahiro
    I just thought it'd be rude of
    me if I didn't use it, you know?
[14:01] Mihari
    Right, of course!
[14:02] Mihari
    If that's what you've been telling yourself!
[14:06] Mahiro
    What's her problem?
[14:21] Momiji
    Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[14:24] Kaede
    Morning!
[14:25] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[14:32] Mahiro
    What's up?
[14:33] Momiji
    It's just, you seem more
    grown-up today somehow.
[14:37] Mahiro
    Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
[14:43] Kaede
    Aha!
[14:44] Kaede
    You're wearing the tinted
    lip balm I gave you!
[14:46] Mahiro
    Yup.
[14:48] Kaede
    You know? The lip balm I
    got her for her birthday.
[14:50] Momiji
    Oh!
[14:52] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
[14:55] Mahiro
    but I thought it'd be rude if I
    didn't try it on at least once.
[14:59] Kaede
    Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
[15:02] Kaede
    I've always thought you
    had such lovely features!
[15:10] Kaede
    Should you ever want to
    give makeup another try,
[15:12] Kaede
    just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
[15:15] Mahiro
    O-Okay...
[15:17] Kaede
    You're so cute!
[15:19] Kaede
    I knew this color would suit you.
[15:20] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[15:22] Kaede
    Okay, okay.
[15:23] Kaede
    Be careful at school, though, okay?
[15:27] Kaede
    Though the color's pretty faint,
    so I think you should be fine.
[15:41] Miyako
    That color's so pretty!
[15:43] Satsuki
    It's so cute! What brand is it?
[15:46] Mahiro
    Here.
[15:47] Girl
    Let me see, let me see!
[15:49] Girl
    Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:51] Momiji
    C'mon, guys! Back it up!
[15:53] Mai
    Oh, my bad!
[15:57] Mahiro
    You're my hero!
[16:00] Mahiro
    I'm still not used to
    talking to trendy girls...
[16:03] Momiji
    They're really sweet once
    you get to know them.
[16:05] Momiji
    Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
[16:10] Miyo
    Kids our age like dressing
    up a little, you know?
[16:13] Asahi
    I couldn't care less about that stuff!
[16:15] Miyo
    Did you really have to contradict me?
[16:23] Mahiro
    I couldn't care less either, of course.
[16:27] Mahiro
    But it does feel nice to have them
    fawning over me like this.
[16:39] Mahiro
    Does putting on a little lip tint really
    warrant this much attention, though?
[16:43] Mahiro
    Girls have such a keen eye.
[16:46] Yuuta
    O-Oyama!
[16:48] Mahiro
    Wha?
[16:49] Mahiro
    Hold up! Not the boys, too?!
[16:52] Mahiro
    Huh?
[16:54] Yuuta
    H-Here's your chocolate.
[16:56] Minato
    You know? Since it's White Day.
[16:59] Mahiro
    Oh, that's why...
[17:01] Mahiro
    It is White Day, huh?
[17:03] Mahiro
    I said you didn't have to, though!
[17:06] Mahiro
    Still, I'd be the last one
    to turn down chocolate.
[17:08] Yuuta
    S-Sure...
[17:23] Mahiro
    So...
[17:25] Mahiro
    Was there anything else?
[17:27] Yuuta & Minato
    Wha?!
[17:28] Yuuta & Minato
    Um...
[17:33] Yuuta & Minato
    W-We'll go get you something better!
[17:36] Satsuki
    Boys are so dense sometimes.
[17:38] Minori
    Those jerks.
[17:41] Mahiro
    Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
[17:45] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan!
[17:46] Momiji
    You're on class duty today, remember?
[17:48] Momiji
    You need to go pick up the class log.
[17:50] Mahiro
    Oh, no, I forgot!
[17:52] Sign
    Faculty Office
[17:55] Sign
    Japanese
[17:55] Sign
    Class Log
[17:56] Mari
    Here you go.
[17:57] Mahiro
    Sorry I'm late.
[18:00] Mari
    You made it before assembly, so you're good.
[18:03] Mari
    Hang on.
[18:04] Mari
    Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
[18:06] Mari
    It looks so natural on you.
[18:08] Mahiro
    Oh, could you tell?
[18:11] Mahiro
    I've been the talk of the
    class since this morning!
[18:13] Mari
    But wearing makeup is against school rules.
[18:16] Mari
    It's faint, so I'd like to
    let you off the hook, but...
[18:21] Mari
    I understand the desire to make
    yourself look pretty, of course.
[18:25] Mari
    You are a young lady, after all.
[18:27] Mahiro
    Oh... Uh...
[18:28] Mari
    But you don't have to worry.
[18:30] Mari
    You're a pretty girl just
    as you are, Oyama-san.
[18:34] Mari
    And we must look respectable at school.
[18:36] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am.
[18:37] Mari
    Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
[18:39] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am...
[18:46] Mahiro
    I can't believe she treated me
    like one of the trendy girls!
[18:49] Mahiro
    I think it's perfectly respectable!
[18:52] Mahiro
    This is pure authoritarianism!
[18:53] Mahiro
    What about self-expression?!
[18:59] Momiji
    Yeah, I know. And get this...
[19:01] Momiji
    Oh, welcome back!
[19:03] Miyo
    Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
[19:05] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[19:07] Mai
    Oh, no...
[19:08] Mai
    Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
[19:11] Miyako
    She doesn't look it, but
    she can be pretty strict.
[19:15] Mai
    Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
[19:17] Miyako
    So true!
[19:20] Mahiro
    Right?!
[19:21] Mahiro
    It's so unfair!
[19:23] Girls
    Right?
[19:26] Boy
    Are you serious?
[19:28] Yuuta
    That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
[19:31] Minato
    Girls are so hard to please...
[19:35] Takeshi
    You idiots!
[19:36] Tomoya
    You messed up big.
[19:37] Makoto
    Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
[19:41] Takeshi
    You could've at least gotten
    her a luxury brand!
[19:43] Makoto
    That's what I was gonna say!
[19:44] Takeshi
    What were you thinking?
[19:47] Satsuki
    Boys are so...
[19:48] Minori
    ...childish.
[19:59] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan?
[20:02] Mihari
    You're not gonna put on makeup today?
[20:05] Mahiro
    Knock it off, will ya?!
[20:07] Mahiro
    What about you?!
[20:08] Mahiro
    You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
[20:10] Mahiro
    Why don't you spruce
    yourself up for a change?!
[20:13] Mihari
    C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
[20:16] Mihari
    How many more times do I have to say it?
[20:18] Mihari
    I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
[20:21] Mihari
    And I'd hate for
    people to think I'm vain.
[20:24] Mahiro
    Welp, that was your last chance.
[20:27] Mahiro
    There's no other way.
[20:29] Mahiro
    Sensei! Do what must be done!
[20:32] Kaede
    Leave it to me!
[20:35] Mihari
    H-Have you been there this whole time?!
[20:40] Kaede
    C'mon, just roll with it!
[20:42] Mihari
    No! No way! I refuse!
[20:53] Kaede
    I'm sorry, Mihari.
[20:57] Kaede
    It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
[21:01] Kaede
    I wish we could hang out and do more
    teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
[21:06] Mihari
    Kaede...
[21:08] Mihari
    Oh, all right, then.
[21:10] Mihari
    Go on, knock yourself out.
[21:12] Kaede
    You're the best.
[21:16] Mahiro
    True friendship.
[21:22] Kaede
    There! All done!
[21:25] Kaede
    You look gorgeous, Mihari!
[21:33] Mihari
    This is like, totally weird!
[21:38] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[21:42] Mahiro
    This cannot be allowed to continue!
[21:45] Kaede
    Aw, don't say that.
[21:46] Kaede
    How about you join in on
    the fun, Mahiro-chan?
[21:55] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Namori
[23:38] Kaede & Mihari
    See you next time!

E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister

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[00:08] Asahi
    Wow!
[00:11] Asahi
    It's amazing!
[00:13] Miyo
    It's so pretty!
[00:20] Mahiro
    We finally made it...
[00:22] Kaede
    That was quite the trip, huh?
[00:24] Mahiro
    I'm exhausted.
[00:26] Kaede
    How 'bout we get checked in
     so we can go veg out?
[00:29] Mahiro
    Sounds like a plan!
[00:30] Mihari
    You really have a way with her, huh?
[00:37] Asahi
    Look, I made a faceprint!
[00:40] Kaede
    Hang on! Hold that pose!
[00:41] Kaede
    Everybody get in, get in!
[00:43] Mahiro
    They all seem so hyped.
[00:45] Mihari
    I mean, look at the snow.
    Can you blame them?
[00:47] Mahiro
    Yeah, I guess not.
[00:49] Momiji
    Jeez... Asahi! Let's get a move on!
[00:58] Momiji
    What's up, Mahiro-chan?
[01:00] Mahiro
    Oh, nothing!
[01:03] Mahiro
    Shall we get going?
[01:05] Momiji
    Sure!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:28] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:34] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #12 Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[02:43] Asahi
    So, guys!
[02:44] Asahi
    It's almost spring break, you know?!
[02:47] Miyo
    It'd be nice if we could
    go someplace together.
[02:49] Momiji
    That reminds me. Didn't we talk about
    that kinda thing on Halloween?
[02:54] Mahiro
    Huh? That was still on the table?
[02:58] Kaede
    An onsen would be a nice change
    of pace, don't you think?
[03:01] Mihari
    It does sound nice.
[03:03] Miyo
    I'd like to go too!
[03:05] Asahi
    Me three!
[03:07] Kaede
    Okey-dokey!
[03:09] Kaede
    How about this one?
[03:10] Momiji
    Wow! That looks nice!
[03:11] Mihari
    It really does!
[03:12] Miyo
    It looks wonderful!
[03:13] Kaede
    Right?
[03:14] Mihari
    It's perfect.
[03:14] Momiji
    It's so pretty.
[03:15] Asahi
    I wanna try that!
[03:16] Momiji
    You're happy going here
    too, right, Mahiro-chan?
[03:16] Miyo
    It looks delicious.
[03:19] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:23] Mahiro
    And so with that...
[03:25] Mahiro
    Before I could even blink,
[03:27] Mahiro
    we were packing our bags for a
    one-night stay at the onsen.
[03:31] Kaede
    Look, there it is!
[03:41] Sign
    Tsukimi Inn
[03:44] Hostess
    Welcome, and thank you for choosing our inn.
[03:47] Mihari
    Thanks so much for having us!
[03:50] Everyone
    Thanks for having us!
[03:52] Hostess
    Well, then, if you'll all
    follow me to your room.
[03:55] Sign
    Ladies Room
[04:03] Mahiro
    It's got tatami mats!
[04:04] Mihari
    It's pretty spacious, too, huh?
[04:07] Mahiro
    You can't have a Japanese
    inn without tatami floors!
[04:09] Kaede
    Well, then, why don't we hit the
    town while it's still light out?
[04:14] Asahi
    All right! It's time for a
    snowball fight, Miyo-chin!
[04:17] Miyo
    Um... I don't know about that.
[04:20] Momiji
    Hey, guys! Look at me!
[04:24] Everyone
    Wow!
[04:29] Miyo
    How cute! It suits you!
[04:32] Asahi
    I wanna wear one!
[04:33] Mihari
    Well, then, why don't we all get
    changed and head out?
[04:36] Everyone
    Okay!
[04:37] Mahiro
    Wha? What happened to vegging out?
[05:09] Shop Person
    Thank you, dear.
[05:10] Shop Person
    Enjoy it while it's hot, now.
[05:12] Mahiro
    Sure thing!
[05:14] Mihari
    Sometimes it's hard to believe...
[05:14] Mahiro
    Thanks so much!
[05:21] Mahiro
    Jeez!
[05:23] Mihari
    Even his mannerisms have
    gotten more feminine.
[05:27] Mihari
    Hm? I wonder if that means anything.
[05:31] Kaede
    Home sweet home!
[05:33] Asahi
    We got some good stuff!
[05:36] Miyo
    It was a little cold out there, though.
[05:38] Mahiro
    Ah, the warm indoors soothes my soul...
[05:41] Kaede
    Shall we head to the baths, then?
[05:43] Miyo
    You know it's an open-air bath, right?
[05:45] Miyo
    Apparently, we'll be able to
    see the snow while we bathe!
[05:48] Momiji
    That sounds great!
[05:50] Mihari
    Let's all go in together, shall we?
[05:52] Everyone
    Okay!
[05:53] Sign
    Dining Hall
[05:53] Sign
    Communal Bath
[06:01] Asahi
    I hope the bath is big.
[06:03] Miyo
    You're not allowed to swim in it, okay?
[06:05] Kaede
    I wish I looked as good in
    a yukata as you do, Momiji.
[06:08] Momiji
    What's with the sass?
[06:10] Kaede
    I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
[06:11] Kaede
    I'll scrub your back for you, okay?
[06:13] Momiji
    Jeez...
[06:14] Mihari
    Okay, listen.
[06:15] Mihari
    Try not to stare, all right?
[06:18] Mahiro
    What would I be staring at?
[06:20] Sign
    Hot Spring
[06:20] Sign
    Ladies
[06:23] Asahi & Momiji
    Ooo... Yay!
[06:28] Mihari
    Don't forget to fold your clothes!
[06:30] Asahi & Momiji
    Okay!
[06:32] Mahiro
    Th-That's right.
[06:34] Mahiro
    This is technically mixed... mixed bathing!
[06:37] Mahiro
    No way! Absolutely not!
[06:39] Mahiro
    These girls are my friends.
    I gotta respect that!
[06:41] Mahiro
    I can't go forgetting my
    morals at a time like this.
[06:52] Sign
    Hot Spring
[06:52] Sign
    Ladies
[06:52] Kaede
    C'mon! Let's get you out of those clothes!
[06:56] Kaede
    What? You're too shy?
[06:58] Kaede
    Don't be silly! It's just
    us girls, after all!
[07:01] Mahiro
    D-Don't do it!
[07:02] Kaede
    And a one, and a two, and a three!
[07:12] Mahiro
    Wow!
[07:15] Everyone
    Wow!
[07:18] Momiji
    It's massive!
[07:19] Miyo
    What a beautiful snowscape!
[07:29] Kaede
    So relaxing...
[07:31] Mihari
    Apparently, the water's good for detoxing.
[07:33] Asahi
    Detoxing?
[07:34] Asahi
    It's when you rid the body of impurities
    that have built up over time.
[07:38] Asahi
    Neat!
[07:40] Kaede
    Toxins begone!
[07:42] Miyo
    Huh? Where's Mahiro-chan?
[07:44] Momiji
    Huh?
[07:45] Momiji
    Oh!
[07:50] Momiji
    Come hang out with us, Mahiro-chan!
[07:52] Mahiro
    O-Oh, don't mind me!
[07:54] Kaede
    She's so sheepish. Must be puberty.
[07:57] Mihari
    Y-Yeah, must be...
[08:00] Mahiro
    Jeez, I can't relax at all.
[08:01] Mahiro
    Forget detoxing, my impure
    thoughts are only growing!
[08:07] Mahiro
    I-I can't help it!
    My eyes have a mind of their own!
[08:10] Mahiro
    It's too dangerous here.
    I gotta get out of range.
[08:18] Mahiro
    Now I can finally relax!
[08:29] Mahiro
    Bathing is so much better alone.
[08:31] Mahiro
    Getting stressed out at a hot
    spring is just backwards.
[08:35] Mahiro
    There it is again!
[08:37] Mahiro
    That weird tingly sensation
    I felt this morning!
[08:39] Miyo
    Oh, there you are!
[08:41] Mahiro
    Hm?
[08:44] Miyo
    Mahiro-chan!
[08:49] Miyo
    Can I sit with you?
[08:55] Miyo
    It's a little embarrassing, us all
    bathing together like this.
[08:59] Mahiro
    Oh— Uh, yeah...
[09:01] Momiji
    The view from here is nice, too!
[09:08] Momiji
    C'mon, Asahi! Diving is against the rules!
[09:25] Momiji
    What?
[09:26] Mahiro
    Nothing, it's just...
[09:27] Mahiro
    With you two, I don't have to worry
    about averting my eyes.
[09:30] Momiji
    What? Because I'm flat-chested?!
[09:32] Asahi
    Oh, Mahiron...
[09:34] Mahiro
    Uh! No, um, that's not what I meant...
[09:37] Mahiro
    Uh— Um— You know? Err...
[09:40] Asahi & Momiji
    Hee hee hee hee...
[09:43] Momiji
    Take this, and that, and this!
[09:47] Asahi
    Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
[09:52] Momiji
    And how about that?!
[09:54] Mahiro
    I can't take this much longer!
[09:56] Mahiro
    Whoa!
[09:58] Mahiro
    Wait? No way...
[10:00] Mahiro
    I know this feeling all too well...
[10:08] Asahi
    Where's the big reaction?!
[10:09] Momiji
    We could go all day, you know?!
[10:13] Mahiro
    It has returned...
[10:16] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] Kaede; Momiji; Asahi & Miyo
    Onimai.
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:18] ---
    ONIMAI
[10:21] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:21] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[10:23] Asahi
    Take this!
[10:25] Momiji
    Ey!
[10:27] Asahi
    Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[10:33] Momiji
    Squidgy?
[10:35] Asahi
    What's wrong?
[10:37] Mahiro
    T-T...
[10:40] Mahiro
    Time out!
[10:49] Mihari
    What is it? What's wrong?
[10:57] Kaede
    What's the matter, Mihari?
[10:59] Mihari
    W-Well, um... Er...
[11:02] Mihari
    M-Mahiro-chan says she's feeling
    a little light-headed, so...
[11:05] Kaede
    Really? Oh, no!
[11:07] Kaede
    She does look a little pale,
    now that you mention it.
[11:11] Mihari
    Not to worry!
[11:12] Mihari
    Just stay put and enjoy
    yourself with the others!
[11:17] Miyo
    What's up with Mahiro-chan?
[11:19] Kaede
    The hot water got to her, apparently.
[11:20] Asahi
    What a baby.
[11:37] Mihari
    Looks like the drug has
    finally started to wear off.
[11:40] Mihari
    Perhaps the hot spring played a role as well.
[11:43] Mihari
    At this rate, you'll be fully
    reverted by tomorrow morning.
[11:47] Mahiro
    B-But we can't let that happen!
[11:49] Mahiro
    Everyone's gonna find out!
[11:51] Mihari
    You're right.
[11:52] Mahiro
    Besides, this is all so sudden.
[11:55] Mahiro
    And I was really enjoying this trip, too...
[11:59] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[12:09] Mihari
    It's gonna be okay.
[12:11] Mihari
    After all...
[12:14] Mihari
    I brought the drug with me just
    in case of such an emergency!
[12:17] Mahiro
    Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[12:20] Mahiro
    Honestly...
[12:21] Mihari
    But are you sure about this?
[12:23] Mihari
    If you take it, you'll be stuck
    as a girl for a while longer.
[12:29] Mihari
    You won't be able to turn
    back for a long time.
[12:39] Girls
    We're back!
[12:46] Momiji
    I'm glad you seem to be feeling better!
[12:48] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah! Just felt a little dizzy, is all.
[12:51] Asahi
    We were worried!
[12:53] Miyo
    Maybe it was fatigue.
[12:55] Miyo
    I'm glad you're better now, though!
[12:58] Momiji
    That was so relaxing, though, wasn't it?
[13:00] Asahi
    That felt great!
[13:04] Asahi
    We could go back in again!
[13:06] Momiji
    I'd be down for that!
[13:08] Everyone
    Wow!
[13:11] Momiji
    This is so fancy!
[13:13] Asahi
    It's a feast!
[13:14] Miyo
    It's amazing! There's so much food!
[13:16] Kaede
    Cod milt tempura, roast
    venison, and boar stew!
[13:20] Kaede
    There's even grated yam!
[13:21] Mihari
    What an nourishing meal!
[13:24] Asahi
    It's so creamy and tasty!
[13:27] Asahi
    What does "cod milt" mean, anyway?
[13:29] Miyo
    I'll tell you.
[13:31] Asahi
    Oh...
[13:34] Momiji
    Sho good!
[13:36] Asahi
    I'm gonna have another one!
[13:36] Kaede
    Have you tried this yet? It's really good!
[13:39] Momiji
    This one's yummy, too!
[13:43] Momiji
    Huh? Aren't you gonna eat
    something, Mahiro-chan?
[13:46] Mahiro
    Huh?
[13:47] Mahiro
    Oh, uh... I will, I will!
[13:53] Everyone
    Thanks for the meal!
[13:56] Mihari
    I loved every single dish!
[13:58] Miyo
    I wanna learn how to plate food like that.
[14:00] Asahi
    I don't think I can get up.
[14:02] Momiji
    You'll turn into a cow if you
    sleep right after you eat!
[14:04] Asahi
    Moo!
[14:05] Asahi
    Moo, moo!
[14:08] Miyo
    Wait! I think it's snowing!
[14:11] Kaede
    What? Really?
[14:12] Asahi
    It is?
[14:14] Momiji
    It's snowing? Let me see!
[14:17] Miyo
    See? It's really snowing!
[14:21] Miyo
    It's so pretty.
[14:22] Momiji
    It's amazing.
[14:24] Mihari
    I'm so glad we came here.
[14:25] Kaede
    Shall we go check out the garden
    while we walk off the food?
[14:29] Everyone
    Okay!
[14:32] Miyo
    I wonder how cold it is.
[14:34] Kaede
    Let's take pictures!
[14:34] Momiji
    Come with us, Mahiro-chan.
[14:35] Mahiro
    Huh?
[14:40] Mahiro
    S-Sure...
[14:59] Kaede
    Hey, look!
[15:03] Kaede
    Whatcha think? Don't we look great?
[15:07] Miyo
    All right, I'm taking a picture!
[15:10] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[15:12] Asahi
    You'll pay!
[15:14] Asahi
    Take this, Momijiro!
[15:17] Momiji
    I read you like a book!
[15:24] Momiji
    Take that!
[15:32] Mahiro
    M-Miyo-chan?
[15:35] Miyo
    You seem a little down, Mahiro-chan.
[15:40] Mahiro
    Miyo-chan...
[15:45] Mahiro
    Thank—
[15:45] Mahiro
    Ouch!
[15:48] Asahi
    Bull's-eye!
[15:51] Mahiro
    Asahi! Just you wait!
[15:54] Mahiro
    Surprise attacks don't count, you know?!
[15:57] Momiji
    You've done it now.
[16:05] Mahiro
    It's been so long since I
    played in the snow.
[16:13] Miyo
    It's cold!
[16:16] Mahiro
    That's right.
[16:17] Mahiro
    If I turned back now, I'd be
    giving up on all of this, huh?
[16:21] Mahiro
    And... I'm kinda happy
    with the way things are.
[17:08] Kaede
    Over there!
[17:09] Momiji
    Where?
[17:10] Kaede
    Look! Right there!
[17:13] Asahi
    Mahiron! Get over here!
[17:36] Asahi
    I wanna keep playing!
[17:39] Miyo
    Sleeping does feel like a bit
    of a wasted opportunity, huh?
[17:42] Momiji
    Well, we still have all
    day tomorrow, remember?
[17:44] Asahi
    I guess you're right.
[17:46] Mihari
    It feels like we're on a
    field trip, doesn't it?
[17:46] Momiji
    Right.
[17:46] Miyo
    Yeah, I guess so.
[17:47] Asahi
    Let's play more tomorrow!
[17:48] Momiji
    Sure thing! What should we do?
[17:51] Kaede
    Oh, right. I guess you missed
    out on those, skipping grades.
[17:55] Kaede
    We should do this again sometime.
[17:57] Momiji
    Yeah, we should!
[17:59] Miyo
    Where should we go next?
[18:00] Asahi
    Honduras!
[18:03] Miyo
    Why there?
[18:04] Momiji
    Where even is that?
[18:06] Asahi
    I have no idea!
[18:07] Momiji
    Is it even in Japan?
[18:26] Momiji
    Squidgy?
[18:53] Momiji
    Smooth...
[18:55] Mahiro
    Smooth?
[19:07] Mahiro
    I-I'm in the clear?
[19:11] Sign
    Tsukimi Inn
[19:19] Asahi
    Miyo-chin!
[19:21] Asahi
    Boo!
[19:24] Miyo
    What are you doing?
[19:25] Asahi
    Bet you I can fit ten more.
[19:27] Miyo
    No way!
[19:27] Momiji
    How did I end up sleeping
    on your futon last night?
[19:31] Momiji
    I don't remember a thing.
[19:33] Mahiro
    R-Really? You were probably just sleepwalking.
[19:37] Mahiro
    All I remember is something squidgy.
[19:41] Kaede
    All right, guys! Let's get going!
[19:43] Mihari
    Are you all set?
[19:44] Everyone
    All set!
[19:47] Mihari
    Thanks for the lovely stay!
[19:49] Hostess
    We hope to see you again!
[19:51] Everyone
    Thank you!
[19:56] Mahiro
    Thanks, we'd love to!
[20:17] Mihari
    They've all fallen asleep, huh?
[20:21] Mihari
    So you chose this route in the end, huh?
[20:24] Mahiro
    What do you mean?
[20:26] Mihari
    You chose to take the medicine, right?
[20:29] Mahiro
    W-Well, it wasn't exactly the best
    time to be changing back, you know?
[20:34] Mihari
    Is that all?
[20:36] Mahiro
    I-It's not that I wanna
    stay a girl or anything.
[20:40] Mahiro
    It's just...
[20:41] Mahiro
    I'd like things to stay this way
    just a little while longer.
[20:46] Mahiro
    What's so funny?
[20:53] Mihari
    You've really changed,
    haven't you, Onii-chan?
[20:56] Mihari
    I don't just mean your appearance.
[20:58] Mihari
    I guess you could say the rehabilitation
    project was a resounding success.
[21:02] Mahiro
    R-Rehabilitation project?
[21:04] Mahiro
    You conniving little sister!
[21:06] Mahiro
    You'll pay for this once I turn back, you hear?!
[21:08] Mahiro
    Hmph!
[21:09] Mihari
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:10] Mihari
    But in the meantime, here's to your
    continued New Life Plus as a girl!
[21:15] Mahiro
    Why, you...
[21:20] Mahiro
    Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad.
[21:31] Sign
    Next Stop: Onimai
[21:31] Announcer
    Next stop, Onimai. Onimai.
[21:33] ---
    Next Stop: Onimai
[21:35] Momiji
    We better get off.
[21:38] Momiji
    Guys?
[21:43] Kaede
    Look.
[23:27] Sign
    The end.
[23:38] Everyone
    The end!