Season 1
- E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body
- E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
- E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter
- E4 - Mahiro's New Friend
- E5 - Mahiro Discovers Adventure and Social Gatherings
- E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
- E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
- E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
- E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year
- E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
- E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up
- E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister
E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body
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[00:30] Mahiro
It's midday already?
[00:36] Mahiro
Did I catch a cold or something?
[00:38] Mahiro
My body does feel kinda sluggish.
[00:52] Mahiro
Were my hands always this small?
[01:06] Mahiro
Something's definitely off.
[01:08] Mahiro
My head feels kinda funny, too.
[01:23] Mahiro
Huh?!
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
Animal Friends
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
KonoMia: God's Blessing
on This Magnificent World
[01:39] Mahiro
Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
[01:40] Mahiro
I'm Mahiro Oyama,
[01:42] Mahiro
an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
home security officer.
[01:45] Mahiro
I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
[01:48] Mahiro
Th-This is crazy, but...
[01:50] Mahiro
I think I've turned into a girl!
[01:50] Sign
Shut-in
[02:03] Mahiro
B-Better check.
[02:05] Mahiro
You know? For science.
[02:08] Mihari
Morning, Onii-chan!
[02:20] Mihari
W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
[02:22] Mihari
I mean— Uh— I...
[02:39] Mihari
Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
[02:42] Mihari
I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
[02:44] Mihari
I didn't expect you to
turn out looking so cute.
[02:47] Mihari
Around middle school age, perhaps?
[02:57] Mahiro
M-Mihari...
[02:59] Mahiro
You didn't drug me, did you?!
[03:01] Mihari
Just a little drop in your drink.
[03:04] Mahiro
Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
[03:08] Mahiro
What do you take your big
brother for, anyway?
[03:13] Mihari
An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
[03:15] Sign
Unemployed
[03:17] Mihari
A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
left the house in two years.
[03:21] Sign
Shut-in
[03:22] Mihari
Not to mention, you're addicted
to those gross video games.
[03:24] Sign
Gross
[03:25] Mihari
I think it's about time you got a job.
[03:31] Mahiro
But how can I find work looking like this?
[03:36] Mahiro
You want me to sell my body?
[03:38] Mihari
Absolutely not!
[03:40] Mihari
I just need you to let me monitor you.
[03:43] Mihari
Think of it like a clinical trial.
[03:45] Mihari
And don't worry.
[03:46] Mihari
You'll go back to normal once
the medicine's out of your system.
[03:50] Mihari
...I think.
[03:51] Mahiro
Y-You think?!
[03:52] Mihari
Well, what's done is done.
[03:54] Mihari
Why don't you try enjoying
life as a girl for a bit?
[03:57] Mahiro
As a girl?
[03:58] Mihari
That being said, though,
[04:00] Mihari
you could start by getting up a little earlier
and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
[04:10] Mahiro
All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
[04:13] Mahiro
Then I'll indulge in the greatest
pleasure life has to offer!
[04:16] Mahiro
Girl edition!
[04:19] Mahiro
Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
[04:23] Mahiro
You shouldn't even be barging
into my room in the first place.
[04:28] Mihari
Ew...
[04:32] Mihari
Oh, Onii-chan.
[04:36] Mihari
Let me let you in on a little secret.
[04:38] Mahiro
Hmm?
[04:39] Mihari
Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
[04:41] Mihari
It's 100 times more
intense than the penile.
[04:43] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:44] Mihari
I'm just saying, if you rush into
this before you're ready...
[04:50] Mihari
The experience might quite
literally blow your mind.
[04:54] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:56] SE
Kaboom!
[05:07] Mahiro
You're a scoundrel!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[05:27] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[05:33] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[06:42] Sign
ONIMAI
[06:42] Mahiro
Onimai.
[06:43] Sign
Mahiro
SIGN #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
[06:54] Mahiro
Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
[06:56] Mahiro
I'm still a machine!
[06:58] Mahiro
A monster-slaying machine!
[07:07] Mahiro
Ugh, but the boss is gonna
spawn any moment now.
[07:18] Sign
Tea
[07:19] Mahiro
I gotta do it. For the game.
[07:24] Mahiro
Nope, not happening!
[07:34] Mahiro
Oh, whoops. Um...
[07:36] Mahiro
Oh, right!
[08:29] Mihari
All right, Onii-chan.
[08:31] Mihari
Show me your tummy.
[08:35] Mahiro
I'd rather not do that sort of
roleplaying with my little sister...
[08:37] Mihari
I'm doing a check-up!
[08:43] Mihari
Now, breathe in.
[08:46] Mihari
And out.
[08:47] Mahiro
Do we have to do this every day?
[08:49] Mihari
For the time being.
[08:50] Mihari
Okay, now turn around.
[08:58] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[08:59] Mahiro
Hmm?
[09:00] Mihari
It smells like wet dog in here.
[09:03] Mahiro
Uh...
[09:06] Mihari
When was the last time you bathed?
[09:08] Mahiro
U-Um...
[09:11] Mahiro
Like five days ago?
[09:22] Mahiro
So the time has finally come...
[09:28] Mahiro
I'm sorry!
[09:30] Mahiro
Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
Have I lost it?!
[09:34] Mahiro
All right.
[09:35] Mahiro
Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
[09:44] Mahiro
It's actually... more lewd this way.
[09:52] Mihari
Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
of clothes out here, okay?
[09:58] Mihari
Wh-What was that?!
[10:00] Mihari
Are you okay?!
[10:01] Mahiro
I-I'm fine!
[10:07] Mahiro
What's gotten into me today?
[10:18] Mahiro
There's nothing much to
speak of there, anyway.
[10:27] Mahiro
I guess taking a bath doesn't
hurt every once in a while.
[10:30] Mahiro
Now, where did she put my clothes?
[10:35] Mahiro
Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
clothes here instead of mine.
[10:41] Mahiro
Hey! What about my clothes?!
[10:44] Mihari
I told you! I left them right there!
[10:54] Mahiro
You serious?
[10:59] Sign
ONIMAI
[10:59] Mihari
Onimai.
[11:03] Sign
ONIMAI
[11:03] Mahiro
Onimai.
[11:12] Mihari
So incredibly cuuuuute!
[11:15] Mihari
I've always wanted a little
sister to play dress-up with!
[11:20] Mahiro
I'm not your little sister!
[11:25] Mihari
Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
[11:28] Mahiro
Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
[11:34] Mahiro
I don't feel right wearing
such flimsy clothes.
[11:36] Mahiro
I'm getting changed right
after this, you hear?
[11:39] Mahiro
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
[11:41] Mahiro
I went ahead and put away all
your old clothes for you.
[11:43] Mahiro
I'll be arranging all your
outfits from now on, okay?
[11:47] Mahiro
Huh?!
[11:48] Mihari
I mean, come on.
[11:49] Mihari
If I left you to your own devices,
you'd never get changed.
[11:54] Mihari
Getting up and getting
dressed in the morning...
[11:56] Mihari
Remembering to wash your
face and eat breakfast...
[11:59] Mihari
Taking a bath every day and
brushing your teeth before bed...
[12:03] Mihari
It's important in life to maintain
a well-balanced routine.
[12:07] Mihari
Besides,
[12:07] Mihari
your old clothes probably don't
fit you anymore anyway, right?
[12:15] Mihari
And plus...
[12:17] Mihari
Look at you.
[12:27] Mihari
You're so much cuter now.
[12:29] Mihari
Might as well dress up
and show off a little.
[12:32] Mahiro
Y-Yeah...
[12:41] Mahiro
Teehee.
[12:41] Mahiro
Nope! No, no, no!
[12:43] Mahiro
I'm not into that stuff!
[12:46] Mahiro
Wearing dainty clothes like
this just weirds me out.
[12:50] Mihari
All right, then.
[12:51] Mihari
You wanna try something a
little more conservative?
[12:56] Mahiro
W-Well, maybe just for today...
[13:00] Mahiro
I can put up with this.
[13:18] Sign
Here's your outfit for today
[13:18] Sign
Mihari
[13:29] Mahiro
Hmm...
[14:06] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:06] Mahiro
Onimai.
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:20] Mihari
What's the matter, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Mihari
What's got you down this time?
[14:24] Mahiro
I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
[14:27] Mahiro
I don't think I can stand the
no-fap life much longer.
[14:30] Mahiro
I was desperate to suppress the urge,
[14:32] Mahiro
so I tried playing the BL game
I accidentally bought once, but...
[14:42] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
Toppington
[14:42] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
I'll leave my mark on you,
so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:43] Seme
I'll make it so that you'll
never be able to forget me.
[14:45] Seme
I'll leave my mark on you,
so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:48] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
Bottomsley
[14:48] Sign
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
No, stop!
I'm not...
[14:49] Uke
No, stop!
[14:50] Uke
I'm not...
[14:55] Mahiro
I got a little turned on.
[14:59] Mahiro
I never thought this day would come...
[15:03] Mihari
I-It's okay.
[15:05] Mihari
You're a girl now, after all.
[15:07] Mihari
It might just come with
the territory, you know?
[15:10] Mahiro
I refuse to accept this!
[15:16] Mihari
Honestly...
[15:18] Mihari
I wonder if the treatment has
begun to alter his tastes.
[15:22] Mihari
I'm pretty sure he likes the girly
outfits more than he lets on as well.
[15:29] Sign
Officer Busted
[15:29] Sign
Anime Sports Edition
[15:39] Mihari
Hey, Onii-chan.
[15:41] Mahiro
Hmm?
[15:42] Mihari
If you're up for it,
[15:44] Mihari
I know just the thing that'll
clear your head.
[15:50] Mahiro
Noooo way!
[15:52] Mahiro
Not in a million years!
[15:56] Mahiro
You know I hate exercising!
[15:57] Mahiro
Do you understand what it means
to be a home security officer?!
[16:00] Mihari
Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
[16:08] Mahiro
I said I don't want to...!
[16:10] Mihari
Stop wriggling.
[16:11] Mihari
It'll help clear your head.
[16:12] Mahiro
You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
[16:16] Mihari
Then you'd rather fall
further into that BL rabbit hole?
[16:26] Mahiro
I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
first time in two years because of this.
[16:34] Mihari
All right, Onii-chan.
[16:35] Mihari
You'll feel much better once
you get your body moving.
[16:45] Mihari
Onii-chan?
[16:47] Mihari
W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
[16:58] Mihari
Of course. I planned on doing
so from the get-go, okay?
[17:02] Mahiro
Okay.
[17:04] Mihari
I'm starting to wonder who's
really the younger sister here.
[17:17] Mahiro
Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
[17:20] Mahiro
You're going too fast!
[17:22] Mihari
Oh, sorry!
[17:27] Mihari
You must have gotten a little out of shape.
[17:29] Mihari
In more ways than one.
[17:35] Mahiro
Even if I were in shape...
[17:37] Mahiro
I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
[17:46] Mahiro
My little sister is a talented person.
[17:49] Mahiro
You might even say too talented.
[17:54] Mahiro
She's always been athletic.
[17:56] Mihari
She was even setting track
records back in middle school.
[18:08] Sign
Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
[18:08] Sign
1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
[18:10] Mahiro
She was so good at school
[18:13] Mahiro
that she even got accepted to
college several years early.
[18:17] Mahiro
I was nothing compared to such
a high-achieving little sister,
[18:20] Mahiro
and people would judge me
relentlessly because of it.
[18:24] Mahiro
Not that that was their
sole reason for doing so.
[18:28] Mahiro
And look at me now, my own
little sister's guinea pig.
[18:34] Mahiro
But, strangely enough,
I think I'm okay with it.
[18:39] Mahiro
It feels like I've found a
role I can actually thrive in.
[18:43] Mahiro
Maybe it's time I give up trying
to be the older brother,
[18:47] Mahiro
and stay as I am now...
[18:58] Mihari
Onii-chan?
[19:19] Mihari
What's wrong?
[19:21] Mahiro
It hurts.
[19:22] Mihari
What does?
[19:24] Mahiro
My nipples.
[19:31] Mihari
Why aren't you wearing it?!
[19:33] Mihari
Didn't I give you one?!
[19:34] Mahiro
Well, uh...
[19:36] Mahiro
It was too much. I had to
draw the line somewhere.
[19:39] Mahiro
You know?
[19:42] Mihari
Say no more.
[19:44] Mihari
You and I are going bra shopping.
[19:46] Mihari
Right now.
[19:49] Mahiro
What?
[20:06] Mahiro
H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
[20:09] Mihari
No complaining.
[20:11] Hiyori
Hi, welcome in!
[20:13] Mihari
Excuse me. This is her first time.
[20:17] Mihari
Would you mind showing her the ropes?
[20:18] Hiyori
Absolutely. Right this way.
[20:30] Hiyori
Okey-doke.
[20:31] Hiyori
I'm going to start measuring, all right?
[20:34] Hiyori
It'll only take a second.
[20:43] Mahiro
W-Wai—!
[20:44] Hiyori
No need to feel embarrassed.
[20:46] Hiyori
Every girl has to wear one eventually.
[20:52] Hiyori
Let's see...
[20:53] Hiyori
I think you're around this size.
[20:56] Hiyori
Which one would you like?
[21:01] Hiyori
How about we try this one on
and see how you feel?
[21:13] Hiyori
You can always clasp it on
back-to-front and then swivel it around.
[21:17] Mihari
Mhmm, mhmm.
[21:24] Mihari
Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
[21:27] Mihari
It really suits you.
[21:35] Mahiro
I think I'm having an identity crisis!
[21:44] Mihari
Hey.
[21:45] Mihari
Come on, what happened to exercising?
[21:49] Mahiro
I'm done.
[21:55] Mihari
Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
[21:59] Mihari
Now then, I wonder what's
in store for us next...
[22:00] Sign
The Big Brother
[22:00] Sign
Rehabilitation Project
[23:34] Sign
See you
next time
[23:34] Sign
See you
next time
SIGN Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
[23:38] Mahiro
See you next time!
E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
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[00:41] Mahiro
Wh-What happened?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:01] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:07] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[02:14] Mahiro
The water heater's broken?
[02:16] Mihari
Yeah, the water's cold.
SIGN #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
[02:19] Mahiro
You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
[02:21] Mahiro
Can't you fix it?
[02:22] Mihari
This isn't my area of expertise.
[02:24] Mahiro
Welp, guess we're not
taking baths today, then!
[02:26] Mihari
Not a chance!
[02:29] Mihari
Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
[02:32] Mahiro
Oh yeah, that one across
from the liquor store?
[02:36] Mihari
Well, go get ready.
I'm gonna go get dressed.
[02:39] Mahiro
Aww...
[02:45] Mahiro
A public bath, huh?
[02:48] Mahiro
Wait a sec!
[02:49] Mahiro
Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
[02:55] Mahiro
W-Welp, guess we're here...
[02:59] Mihari
Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
[03:02] Mahiro
C-Coming...
[03:17] Sign
Women
[03:17] Mahiro
Uh...
[03:18] Sign
Men
[03:20] Mahiro
Well, see you later.
[03:22] Mihari
Wait, stop!
[03:23] Mihari
Where are you going?!
[03:24] Sign
Men
[03:24] Mahiro
C-Come on, Mihari!
[03:26] Mahiro
I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
[03:27] Mihari
Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
[03:30] Receptionist
Hello, welcome!
[03:32] Mihari
Entry for two, please.
[03:34] Receptionist
And your change.
[03:37] Sign
Women
[03:39] Mahiro
B-But wait!
[03:41] Mahiro
Well, whatever.
[03:42] Mahiro
If Mihari's fine with it...
[03:45] Mahiro
If she says it's okay...
[03:48] Sign
Women
[03:56] Mahiro
Yup, looks about right.
[03:58] Mihari
Sorry to disappoint.
[04:10] Mahiro
So, I don't care if people see me.
[04:14] Mahiro
But what about you?
[04:16] Mihari
Huh? Why do you ask—?
[04:19] Mihari
Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
[04:22] Mahiro
Relax.
[04:23] Mahiro
I couldn't care less about
seeing my sister naked.
[04:28] Sign
Kerorin
[04:33] Mahiro
Wow, this place is awesome!
[04:36] Mahiro
It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
[04:42] Mahiro
Hey, look! They have spa jets!
[04:46] Mihari
Come back here!
[04:47] Mihari
We have to shower first!
[04:49] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am...
[04:52] Mahiro
Umph.
[05:03] Mahiro
All done.
[05:05] Mihari
Stop right there!
[05:06] Mahiro
What? I showered, didn't I?
[05:08] Mihari
Your hair's longer now!
You've gotta be more thorough!
[05:11] Mihari
Here, now's as good a time as any.
[05:13] Mihari
Let me show you how it's done.
[05:15] Mahiro
Ugh...
[05:17] Mihari
First, brush out your hair
to remove any build-up.
[05:21] Mihari
You should really do this before it's wet,
[05:23] Mihari
but just remember for next time, okay?
[05:25] Mahiro
Ow, ow, ouch!
[05:27] Mihari
Next, wet your hair thoroughly
with warm water.
[05:32] Mihari
Now, in your palm, work the
shampoo into a lather...
[05:36] Mihari
Then gently massage the
product into your scalp.
[05:44] Mihari
Try not to scrub too hard, though.
[05:50] Mihari
After that, rinse thoroughly.
[05:53] Mihari
With long hair like this,
it should take around five minutes.
[05:56] Mahiro
Five minutes? Are you serious?!
[06:09] Mahiro
It's finally over.
[06:12] Mahiro
Huh?
[06:12] Mihari
And for the final touch...
[06:15] Mihari
A leave-in treatment for the ends!
[06:18] Mahiro
What? You're kidding, right?
[06:23] Mahiro
Somebody help!
[06:31] Mihari
Now we can finally relax in the tub.
[06:34] Mihari
It's bad manners to soak your
hair in the water, remember?
[06:40] Mihari
You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
but a good, long soak will warm you back—
[06:45] Mahiro
Enough!
[06:46] Mihari
What?!
[06:47] Mihari
But we just got in!
[06:49] Mahiro
I'll wait for you in the lobby!
[06:54] Mihari
Honestly...
[07:01] Mahiro
No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
[07:01] Sign
Women
[07:09] Mahiro
Now, that hits the spot!
[07:19] Mahiro
Still, it's been ages since we
bathed together like that, huh?
[07:23] Boy
Come on, hold still!
[07:26] Boy
Get back here!
[07:30] Boy
You'll catch a cold if
you don't dry your hair!
[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
I'm gonna start rinsing now.
[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
Keep your eyes shut, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari
Okay!
[07:41] Mahiro
I used to help her bathe all
the time when we were kids.
[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
Okay, all done!
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari
Thanks, Onii-chan!
[07:56] Mahiro
Now, it looks like...
[08:02] Mahiro
she's the one helping me.
[08:05] Mahiro
Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
[08:07] Mahiro
I mean...
[08:07] Little Girl
Thanks, Onii-chan!
[08:08] Mahiro
If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
[08:10] Mahiro
She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
[08:12] Sign
Women
[08:13] Mihari
Onii-cha—
[08:15] Mihari
Mahiro-chan?
[08:18] Mihari
Oh, there you are!
[08:19] Mihari
Sorry for the wait!
[08:20] Mahiro
"Mahiro-chan"?
[08:23] Mihari
Well, we're out in public, you know?
[08:26] Mihari
I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
[08:30] Mahiro
I guess you're right.
[08:36] Mahiro
Well, let's head home!
[08:42] Mahiro
Onee-chan!
[08:46] Mihari
O-O-Onee-chan...
[08:49] Mahiro
Whoa, there!
[08:50] Mahiro
I was just playing along!
[08:52] Mihari
Onee-chan...
[08:55] Mihari
That settles it.
Let's come here again, okay?
[08:57] Mahiro
Q-Quit it!
[08:58] Mahiro
Get off of me!
[09:00] Mihari
Pat, pat, pat.
[09:01] Mahiro
Stop stroking my hair!
[09:04] Mihari
It's still damp...
[09:09] Mihari
I think it's high time your big sis taught
you how to dry your hair properly.
[09:14] Mahiro
This is torture!
[09:19] Sign
ONIMAI
[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
[09:27] Mahiro
I'm sleepy.
[09:30] Mihari
Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
[09:33] Mahiro
Coming!
[09:39] Mihari
Wait, Onii-chan!
[09:41] Mihari
Your hair's soaking wet!
[09:43] Mahiro
Ugh.
[09:45] Mahiro
I can't help it. It gets wet
every time I wash my face.
[09:48] Mihari
Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
[09:54] Mahiro
Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
[09:57] Mihari
Right?
[09:58] Mahiro
Wow, girls have so many cool
items in their inventory.
[10:01] Mahiro
Like this, and bras, and stuff.
[10:03] Mihari
Stop talking like we're in a video game.
[10:06] Mihari
Try to take hair care more
seriously from now on, okay?
[10:10] Mihari
Hair is a crucial part of our
self-expression, you know?
[10:12] Mahiro
Yeah, yeah.
[10:20] Mahiro
This is pretty good.
[10:24] Mahiro
Man, I'm stuffed!
[10:29] Mahiro
I wonder when I last ate a
proper breakfast like this.
[10:37] Mahiro
Oh, it's just a mirror.
[10:39] Mahiro
I guess Mihari must have put it here.
[10:46] Mahiro
Hair care, huh?
[10:51] Mahiro
There.
[10:53] Mahiro
All done!
[10:55] Mahiro
Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
[11:00] Mihari
My goodness, how cute!
[11:06] Mahiro
It's just, you know, it's been
getting hot out recently.
[11:09] Mahiro
So I thought I'd try putting my
hair up like you saw, and well...
[11:14] Mahiro
I started trying a bunch of
styles and got kind of into it.
[11:18] Mihari
You have some of the most
random talents, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Mahiro
Comes from playing video games.
My hand-eye coordination is—
[11:24] Mihari
Wait! I have an idea.
[11:26] Mihari
Let's document our findings!
[11:28] Mahiro
Huh?!
[11:29] Mihari
Starting with buns.
[11:31] Mihari
So cute!
[11:32] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[11:35] Mihari
Now for a sporty ponytail!
[11:38] Mihari
You look adorable!
[11:39] Mihari
Okay, next!
[11:42] Mihari
Twintails! A classic!
[11:45] Mihari
Stunning!
[11:49] Mihari
Why not add some cat ears, too?
[11:51] Mihari
Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
[11:54] Mahiro
Huh? What pose?
[11:55] Mihari
Don't think, just do!
[11:56] Mahiro
Uh— But I don't—
[11:56] Mihari
You got this, Mahiro-chan!
[11:58] Mihari
You're beautiful!
[11:59] Mihari
Captivating!
[12:00] Mihari
Absolutely adorable!
[12:01] Mihari
Now pose like a cat!
[12:03] Mahiro
L-Like a cat?!
[12:05] Mahiro
R-Right meow?
[12:10] Mahiro
Hold it!
[12:11] Mahiro
What am I, your puppet?!
[12:13] Mihari
Oh dear.
[12:14] Mahiro
Wh-What have I become?
[12:17] Mahiro
When did my feminine side become
so second nature to me?
[12:21] Mihari
Excellent.
[12:23] Mihari
I've noticed there's less friction
with your new wardrobe now, too.
[12:27] Mihari
Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
[12:29] Mahiro
Th-That's not...
[12:31] Mahiro
Besides, look who's talking!
[12:33] Mahiro
How can you say that when you basically
wear the same outfit every day?!
[12:37] Mihari
Th-That's different.
[12:39] Mihari
This is like my uniform.
[12:42] Mihari
My trademark outfit, if you will.
[12:43] Mahiro
Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
[12:45] Mihari
What?!
[12:47] Mihari
H-How dare you?!
This is rich coming from you!
[12:50] Mihari
Just you watch!
[13:17] Mihari
W-Well?
[13:20] Mahiro
Hmm?
[13:21] Mihari
A-Are you happy now?
[13:24] Mahiro
Wha?
[13:26] Mahiro
Oh... sure.
[13:31] Mahiro
Ouch!
[13:33] Mahiro
What was that fo—?!
[13:35] Mahiro
Hey! I didn't do anything!
[13:41] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:41] Mihari
Onimai.
[13:43] Mahiro
Onimeow.
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:54] Mihari
You even sit differently.
[14:00] Mihari
My goodness.
[14:02] Mihari
You've really gotten into
the swing of things, huh?
[14:06] Mahiro
It's just, that position feels more
natural in this body, somehow.
[14:12] Mahiro
Not good! This is not good!
[14:18] Mahiro
I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
[14:21] Mahiro
...is what I'd like to say, but...
[14:23] Mahiro
What does it mean to be...
[14:25] Mahiro
masculine?
[14:26] Mihari
Oh, dear.
[14:28] Mihari
Well, let's see. First things first...
[14:31] Mihari
Someone who's strong!
[14:32] Mahiro
Strong!
[14:33] Mihari
Reliable!
[14:35] Mahiro
Reliable!
[14:36] Mihari
Able to whisk someone off their feet!
[14:40] Mihari
Ouch.
[14:43] Mahiro
H-How about a piggyback?
[14:45] Mahiro
Here I go!
[14:52] Mahiro
Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
[14:56] Mahiro
Bring it!
[15:01] Mahiro
Fine, we settle this with video games!
[15:03] Mihari
What does that have to do with masculinity?
[15:10] Mihari
I think you should be worrying
less about masculinity
[15:13] Mihari
and more about setting a
routine for yourself.
[15:15] Mahiro
Fine.
[15:17] Mihari
Getting up at a set time every day,
[15:19] Mihari
moderating video game time,
[15:21] Mihari
building up an exercise regimen...
[15:23] Mahiro
Exercise...
[15:26] Mahiro
That's it!
[15:28] Mahiro
Strength training!
[15:29] Mihari
Whoops-a-daisy.
[15:41] Mahiro
I tried.
[15:42] Mihari
Wait, what?!
[15:44] Mihari
Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
[15:47] Mihari
If you wanna exercise, you'll need
to try a little harder than that.
[15:54] Mahiro
Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
[15:57] Mihari
You can't be serious.
[15:59] Mahiro
No, really...
[16:02] Mahiro
I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
[16:08] Mihari
What? What's wrong?
[16:11] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[16:21] Mahiro
I feel a lot better now, actually.
[16:26] Mihari
Thank goodness!
[16:30] Mahiro
H-Hey! Don't cry!
[16:33] Mahiro
It's not that big a deal.
[16:35] Mihari
I-I can't help it!
[16:37] Mihari
I worried what I'd do
without you, you know?!
[16:46] Mahiro
What even was that, anyway?
[16:48] Mahiro
It doesn't feel like I
have a cold or anything.
[16:52] Mahiro
Don't tell me!
[16:53] Mahiro
You don't think it's a side effect
of that medicine you gave me?!
[16:59] Mihari
No, I swear I took all the
necessary precautions.
[17:03] Mihari
And besides,
[17:04] Mihari
it'd be strange for side effects to
suddenly occur almost a month in.
[17:11] Mihari
A month?
[17:22] Mihari
Um...
[17:24] Mihari
Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
[17:26] Mahiro
Like what?
[17:28] Mihari
Feeling sleepy?
[17:29] Mahiro
I'd say so.
[17:30] Mihari
Sluggish?
[17:32] Mahiro
Yup.
[17:33] Mihari
Kinda low-energy?
A bit down in the dumps?
[17:37] Mahiro
Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
the home security officer!
[17:40] Mihari
I'm not! Just listen, okay?
[17:45] Mihari
Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
[17:48] Mahiro
My breasts?
[17:51] Mahiro
Now that you mention it,
they do feel a little tender.
[17:55] Mihari
What about your tummy?
[17:57] Mihari
Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
[18:00] Mahiro
Yeah, you're right! It does!
[18:02] Mihari
Y-You know, Onii-chan...
[18:05] Mihari
I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
[18:08] Mihari
I think you might be on your—
[18:10] Mahiro
Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
[18:17] Mahiro
Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[18:26] Mihari
W-Wait!
[18:29] Mahiro
What is it?
[18:31] Mihari
Um... Well... Err...
[18:35] Mihari
J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
[18:47] Mahiro
What's she so worked up about, anyway?
[18:52] Mahiro
I've been to the bathroom
plenty of times.
[19:23] Mahiro
That's it. This is the end.
[19:25] Mihari
Onii-chan, I can explain...
[19:28] Mahiro
I had my whole life ahead of me.
[19:30] Mihari
Listen to me.
[19:32] Mahiro
If I had only known, I would've
finished that game sooner.
[19:37] Mahiro
Mihari, it's up to you now.
[19:47] Mihari
Onii-chan.
[19:51] Mihari
Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
[19:57] Mihari
It should help with the pain.
[20:03] Mihari
It's recommended to do some
light stretching, too.
[20:08] Mihari
We can do some together once
the pain settles down a bit.
[20:19] Sign
Red Beans
Over Rice
[20:19] Mihari
I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
[20:21] Mahiro
No, thank you!
[20:36] Mihari
Did you put it on properly?
[20:38] Mahiro
I think so.
[20:47] Mahiro
It feels kinda... awkward.
[20:52] Mahiro
Do you guys really wear these things?
[21:00] Mahiro
They're so uncomfortable.
[21:04] Mihari
You'll get used to it.
[21:06] Mahiro
I don't know...
[21:08] Mihari
You complain, but don't guys have—
[21:12] Mahiro
Have what?
[21:13] Mihari
Don't guys have a foreign
object to contend with too?
[21:16] Mihari
Below the waist, I mean.
[21:18] Mahiro
Don't call it that!
[21:20] Mihari
How do you normally keep it under control?
[21:22] Mahiro
What?!
[21:23] Mahiro
How can you ask such a thing?!
[21:25] Mahiro
You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
[21:28] Mihari
Honestly!
[21:29] Mihari
It's because you were complaining
about it being uncomfortable!
[21:32] Mahiro
No, it's just...
[21:37] Mahiro
Anyway, I never knew you were
going through this every month.
[21:42] Mahiro
And all without whining about it once.
[21:44] Mahiro
What a trooper.
[21:48] Mahiro
Well!
[21:49] Mahiro
Next time your tummy's hurting,
let your big brother know, okay?
[21:53] Mahiro
I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
[21:56] Mahiro
Eek!
[21:57] Mahiro
Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
[22:00] Mihari
Have some tact!
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
[23:38] Mihari
See you next time!
E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter
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[00:05] Mahiro
Gotta pee, gotta pee!
[00:10] Kaede
Huh?
[00:32] Kaede
You saw... didn't you?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:54] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:00] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
[02:13] Mihari
Perfect.
[02:25] Mihari
What's going on?
[02:28] Mahiro
Save me, Mihari!
[02:35] Mihari
So, uh...
[02:37] Mihari
She and I were classmates
back in middle school.
[02:41] Kaede
I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
[02:45] Mahiro
She seems a little colorful
to be one of Mihari's friends.
[02:48] Mahiro
Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?
[02:50] Mahiro
Ugh, this is way outside my comfort
zone as a home security officer!
[02:54] Mahiro
If she were to find out who I really am...
[02:57] Kaede
You creep! Pervert!
[02:59] Kaede
You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
[03:02] Mahiro
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
[03:03] Kaede
So what's your name?
[03:05] Mahiro
I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
[03:09] Mahiro
Mahiro.
[03:11] Kaede
Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
[03:13] Kaede
Hang on.
[03:14] Kaede
You never told me you had
a little sister, Mihari.
[03:17] Mihari
Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
[03:20] Mahiro
Mhmm, yup.
[03:23] Kaede
Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
[03:27] Mahiro
Oh, that's right!
[03:28] Mahiro
Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
keeping her company for a bit?
[03:32] Mahiro
I still have a paper to
finish up for college.
[03:34] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:35] Kaede
Man, getting into college
early sounds rough.
[03:38] Kaede
Sure thing! As a mere high
schooler, I've got time to kill.
[03:41] Mihari
You're the best!
[03:46] Mahiro
D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
[03:54] Kaede
So...
[03:55] Kaede
What do you like to do in
your free time, Mahiro-chan?
[03:58] Mahiro
Uh! I like... reading manga
and... p-playing games.
[04:04] Kaede
You play games?! So do I!
[04:12] Kaede
See? It's that puzzle
game everyone's playing.
[04:14] Mahiro
Oh... I don't play that one.
[04:17] Kaede
Oh, you don't?
[04:21] Kaede
Never mind, then.
[04:24] Mahiro
I give up.
[04:26] Kaede
Oh?
[04:31] Kaede
I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
[04:33] Kaede
Let's eat something, shall we?
[04:38] Kaede
I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
[04:42] Mahiro
You're gonna cook?
[04:44] Kaede
I've actually got a little sister, too.
[04:48] Kaede
So I cook for her all the time.
[04:51] Kaede
I'm the domestic type, you know?
[04:56] Kaede
Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
[04:58] Mahiro
I've never done it before.
[05:00] Kaede
It's pretty easy. Watch.
[05:42] Kaede
All right, let's dig in!
[05:44] Mahiro
Right.
[05:51] Mahiro
It's yummy!
[05:52] Kaede
Really? I'm so glad!
[06:03] Mahiro
It's weird, but...
[06:05] Mahiro
this feels kinda nice.
[06:12] Kaede
I'm so full.
[06:14] Mahiro
Same.
[06:16] Kaede
Let's take the rest up to
your sister later, okay?
[06:19] Mahiro
Okay.
[06:22] Mahiro
I thought a gyaru would be
more of a wild child.
[06:29] Kaede
So, Mahiro-chan...
[06:31] Kaede
You've never done it before, have you?
[06:34] Mahiro
Wha?
[06:37] Kaede
Maybe I could give you
a little demonstration.
[06:40] Mahiro
Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!
[06:43] Mahiro
U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
[06:48] Kaede
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[06:51] Kaede
Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
[06:55] Kaede
Now, close your eyes.
[06:58] Mahiro
B-But I'm not...
[07:00] Mahiro
Just try to relax.
[07:04] Mahiro
My head's gonna explode!
[07:11] Kaede
There! All done!
[07:18] Kaede
See? You're all dolled up!
[07:23] Mahiro
She was talking about make-up?!
[07:25] Kaede
Mihari's not as into this
stuff as I am, you know?
[07:29] Mihari
Sorry to disappoint.
[07:34] Mihari
Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
[07:38] Kaede
Oh, no! Not that!
[07:41] Mihari
High school changed you, you traitor!
[07:44] Kaede
Delete it!
[07:45] Mihari
Not a chance!
[07:46] Mihari
Oh, hang on!
[07:48] Mihari
I could show you how to
coordinate an outfit, too!
[07:50] Mihari
Can you take me up to your room?
[07:52] Mahiro
Absolutely not!
[07:56] Kaede
All right, I should head home.
[07:59] Kaede
Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
[08:01] Kaede
And thanks for having me, Mihari!
[08:05] Mihari
Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
[08:07] Mihari
I thought she'd be good
socialization practice for you.
[08:11] Mahiro
You could've told me.
[08:14] Mahiro
But you're right, she was pretty nice.
[08:20] Mahiro
She's kinda like...
[08:22] Mahiro
the perfect big sister!
[08:26] Mahiro
You could learn a lot from her, you know?
[08:30] Mahiro
Mihari-oneechan.
[08:35] Mihari
Huh?
[08:38] Sign
ONIMAI
[08:39] Kaede
Onimai.
[08:40] Sign
The Greatest Hit of the Century
[08:41] Narrator
The greatest hit of the century!
[08:52] Leonardo
Wait for me!
[08:55] Leonardo
It feels like I've known you for years.
[08:59] Narrator
But then fate tore them apart.
[09:04] Leonardo
I won't let you die here!
[09:06] Kate
Leonardo!
[09:11] Kate
Leonardo!
[09:16] Sign
Titanic in Space
[09:17] Narrator
Titanic in Space.
[09:20] Mahiro
It's finally out!
[09:22] Mahiro
I wonder when they'll start
streaming it online.
[09:28] Mihari
Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
[09:32] Mahiro
It's a shame my duty as home
security officer doesn't allow it.
[09:37] Mihari
Why don't we go see it together?
[09:40] Mahiro
Wha?
[09:42] Sign
The Greatest Hit of the Century
[09:53] Mahiro
Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
[09:57] Mihari
There's a movie theater upstairs.
[09:59] Mahiro
Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
It burns my soul!
[10:03] Mihari
You're so dramatic.
[10:05] Kaede
Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
[10:07] Mahiro
Kaede-chan!
[10:08] Kaede
It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
[10:11] Mahiro
Same here!
[10:13] Kaede
'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
[10:16] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:17] Mahiro
P-Psst, what about the movie?
[10:20] Mihari
Well, we kinda have some
time to kill before it starts...
[10:23] Mahiro
I've been tricked.
[10:24] Kaede
Hurray!
[10:25] Mahiro
Hm?
[10:26] Kaede
I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
[10:28] Mahiro
Wha? W-Wait a sec...
[10:42] Kaede
This hair clip would look
great on you, Mihari.
[10:46] Mihari
It's okay. I don't need one.
[10:48] Kaede
You sure?
[10:54] Mahiro
Ugh, I'm exhausted.
[10:57] Mahiro
Going shopping for girl stuff
really takes it out of you.
[11:00] Kaede
Yeah, great choices!
[11:04] Kaede
Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
[11:07] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:09] Kaede
We gotta check out the bathing suits!
[11:11] Mahiro
We're not done yet?!
[11:24] Kaede
Ta-da!
[11:25] Kaede
What d'ya think?
[11:27] Mahiro
Whoa...
[11:28] Mahiro
Y-You're stacked...
[11:31] Kaede
Oh, don't make me blush!
[11:33] Kaede
You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
[11:38] Mihari
I haven't worn a swimsuit since
gym class back in middle school.
[11:43] Mihari
H-How do I look?
[11:46] Kaede
You look amazing!
[11:47] Kaede
It really suits her! Right?
[11:49] Mahiro
Yeah, well, you know?
[11:50] Mahiro
It was a tough act to follow.
[11:54] Mihari
That reminds me.
[11:55] Mihari
Didn't you say you wanted a
swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
[11:58] Mihari
Go and pick one to try on!
[11:59] Kaede
Let's go!
[12:06] Mihari
Gosh, it's perfect!
[12:08] Kaede
You look adorable!
[12:10] Mahiro
I can't go out in public wearing this!
[12:13] Mahiro
It's basically underwear,
for crying out loud!
[12:15] Mihari
Then how about this?
[12:18] Kaede
You could also cover up with
a beach wrap, if you'd like.
[12:20] Mahiro
Nnngh...
[12:22] Mihari
Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
[12:29] Mahiro
Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
[12:32] Kaede & Mihari
Then it's settled!
[12:38] Mahiro
Why did I even buy this?
[12:40] Mihari
I kinda bought one on impulse...
[12:41] Kaede
Hang on. I feel like we're
forgetting something...
[12:45] Mihari
The movie!
[12:56] Narration
They have returned!
[12:58] Narration
The long-awaited next entry
in the worldwide hit series,
[13:01] Narration
"Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."
[13:03] Mahiro
We made it!
[13:04] Narrator
This version of me just
doesn't know when to quit.
[13:05] Mihari
The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
[13:09] Kaede
Look, it's about to start.
[13:13] Leonardo
I won't let you die here!
[13:16] Kate
Leonardo!
[13:25] Mahiro
Nngh, I really need to go!
[13:28] Mahiro
And right at the best part, too.
[13:30] Mahiro
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[13:32] Mihari
Okay.
[13:38] Mahiro
I'm a bit nervous about
using the girls' bathroom.
[13:43] Mahiro
Wha?
[13:46] Mahiro
What... the hell?
[13:50] ---
Titanic in Space
[13:50] Hiyori
I was sobbing!
[13:52] Raika
Me too!
[13:53] ---
Titanic in Space
[13:54] Raika
That last scene had me bawling.
[13:54] Mahiro
Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
[13:57] Hiyori
My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
[13:57] ---
Titanic in Space
[14:03] Mahiro
I-I can't hold it much longer!
[14:06] Kate
Leonardo!
[14:12] Kaede
Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
[14:21] Kaede
Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
[14:25] Kaede
Don't worry. It's okay.
[14:28] Kaede
Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
[14:29] Kaede
I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
[14:32] Kaede
Do you think you can wait for me here?
[14:33] Mahiro
Yeah...
[14:34] Kaede
This'll be our little secret, okay?
[14:52] Mihari
What took you guys so long?
[14:53] Kaede
The line was pretty long.
[15:02] Mahiro
Onee-chan...
[15:07] Sign
ONIMAI
[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede
Onimai.
[15:11] Sign
ONIMAI
[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede
Onimai.
[15:18] Mahiro
Lunch sure is taking a while.
[15:21] Mahiro
Mihari better not be sleeping in.
[15:25] Mahiro
Jeez...
[15:26] Mahiro
Really not living up to the
"Onee-chan" title now, are we?
[15:30] Mahiro
Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
[15:47] Mahiro
Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
[15:49] Mihari
I've got a cold, silly!
[15:52] Mahiro
Oh, no! My bad!
[15:54] Mihari
I'm fine.
[15:55] Mihari
I took some medicine,
[15:57] Mihari
so I just need some rest.
[15:59] Mihari
You'll have to make do with
instant ramen for lunch.
[16:02] Mihari
There's some in the cupboard—
[16:05] Mahiro
Mihari...
[16:07] Sign
Soy Sauce
[16:09] Mahiro
Mihari's always staying
up late writing reports.
[16:13] Mahiro
And she does all the housework, too!
[16:14] Mahiro
Ugh, what am I doing
calling her "Onee-chan"?!
[16:17] Mahiro
She's your little sister, dammit!
[16:21] Mahiro
I can do this! For her!
[16:24] Mahiro
Besides, housework can't be that bad!
[16:26] Mahiro
It's my duty as home security officer!
[16:28] Mahiro
I'll do a bang-up job and show her
what a great big brother I can be!
[16:33] Mahiro
Oops...
[16:37] Mahiro
They're a little soggy.
[16:45] Mahiro
Bleach or fabric softener?
Non-alkaline or alkaline?
[16:49] Mahiro
Who cares? It's all the same, right?
[16:54] Mahiro
Anybody can use a vacuum!
[16:58] Mahiro
Oh, yeah. I should make
Mihari something to eat.
[17:05] Mahiro
In times like this, nothing beats
some homemade rice porridge!
[17:08] Mahiro
Rice porridge, huh?
[17:13] Sign
Incoming Call
[17:13] Sign
Mahiro-chan
[17:16] Kaede
Mahiro-chan?
[17:17] Kaede
Hm? What's up?
[17:19] Kaede
How to make rice porridge?
[17:21] Kaede
It's really simple, actually!
[17:23] Kaede
But wait, does that mean
Mihari's under the weather?
[17:26] Kaede
Is she okay? Should I come over and help?
[17:28] Mahiro
Oh, no, it's okay.
[17:29] Mahiro
I think I've got this. But thanks!
[17:45] Mahiro
Easy now...
[17:50] Mahiro
Now I put it on low heat
and let it simmer, right?
[18:03] Sign
Mihari
[18:04] Mahiro
Hup.
[18:08] Mahiro
I made you rice porridge.
[18:11] Mihari
What? You did?
[18:14] Mahiro
I can't promise it's any good, though.
[18:27] Mahiro
H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
[18:29] Mihari
I just... I can't believe...
Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
[18:34] Mahiro
All right, already! Just eat
it while it's hot, okay?
[18:38] Mihari
Okay.
[18:45] Mihari
It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
[18:50] Mahiro
I forgot to add salt.
[18:56] Mahiro
Change clothes before
you go back to sleep, okay?
[18:58] Mihari
Okay.
[19:15] Kaede
Morning, Mihari-chan!
[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari
Morning, Kaede!
[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede
Wait. What's with the hair clip?
[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari
Oh, this?
[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari
My big brother gave it to me.
[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari
He said it was a reward for
doing so well on that test.
[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede
Aww, must be nice to have
such a sweet older brother.
[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari
Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede
I have a little sister, actually.
[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede
But honestly, we don't have much in common.
[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari
Aw, that's too bad.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede
But she's super cute all the same.
[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede
I like baking cookies and
stuff for her when I can.
[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari
Wait, you know how to bake?
[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari
Teach me, teach me!
[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede
Of course!
[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede
We can bake at my place together sometime!
[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari
Hurray!
[20:18] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[20:23] Mihari
Thank you.
[20:30] Mihari
Perfect!
[20:31] Sign
Mihari
[20:50] Mihari
My big brother was always so sweet to me.
[20:53] Mihari
But as time went by, he gradually
stopped spending time with me.
[21:00] Mihari
I worked so hard at school and sports
because I craved his praise so badly.
[21:07] Mahiro
Something smells nice in here.
[21:11] Mahiro
A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
[21:13] Mihari
Yup, I'm all better now!
[21:16] Mihari
Look, I baked cookies.
[21:22] Mahiro
Sho good!
[21:23] Mahiro
You've always been so
good at baking, Mihari!
[21:26] Mihari
Actually, this is a recipe
Kaede taught me a while back.
[21:30] Mahiro
Oh, really? Wow!
[21:33] Mihari
But we've gotten to talk
a lot more recently.
[21:35] Mahiro
No wonder it tastes so good!
[21:36] Mihari
In a way... it's just like old times.
[21:39] Mihari
There's plenty more, okay?
[21:41] Mahiro
Woo-hoo!
[21:42] Mahiro
They're so good, I could eat them all day!
[21:47] Mihari
Our roles are a little reversed, but...
[21:49] Mihari
I'd love it if we could stay like
this just a little while longer.
[23:28] Mihari
I take it all back!
[23:31] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Kay Yu
[23:38] Kaede
See you next time!
E4 - Mahiro's New Friend
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Magical Girl
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Magical Girl Nicolara!
[00:05] Supapoon
Time for a flash sale!
[00:09] Nicolara
I'm gonna send your wrath soaring
beyond the stars in the sky!
[00:15] Nicolara
Smile...
[00:17] Nicolara
Hurricane!
[00:19] Supapoon
Nico!
[00:21] Supapoon
Sorry, but we're closed for today!
[00:27] Nicolara
Kya-ha!
[00:28] Mahiro
The current Sunday morning
line-up is so hype.
[00:30] Mahiro
I was worried about them
ditching the team-of-five formula,
[00:33] Mahiro
but focusing on one character
isn't all that bad.
[00:34] Mahiro
Actually, no! It's great!
[00:39] Nicolara
Happiness Full Field!
[00:50] Nicolara
Kya-ha!
[00:54] Mahiro
Okay!
[01:03] Mahiro
Smile...
[01:06] Mahiro
Hurricane!
[01:09] Mahiro
Huh?
[01:15] Mihari
Oh, no!
[01:17] Mihari
You got me!
[01:18] Mahiro
Stop it! Leave me alone!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
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Mahiro Oyama
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Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #04 Mahiro's New Friend
[02:54] Mihari
You've become a real little girl,
right down to your interests.
[02:59] Mahiro
The Sunday morning block is
for all men of culture!
[03:07] Mihari
I'm afraid I must take my leave.
[03:11] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:13] Mahiro
B-But whatever for, Mihari?!
[03:15] Mahiro
Have I disappointed you in some way?!
[03:17] Mihari
Don't be silly.
[03:20] Mihari
Anyway, it was just a formality.
[03:23] Mihari
I'm at a major turning point in my research,
[03:25] Mihari
so I'll most likely be staying
over at school tonight.
[03:28] Mihari
Do you think you can take care
of things at home for me?
[03:31] Mahiro
B-But—
[03:33] Mahiro
Of course!
[03:36] Mahiro
I wouldn't have it any other way!
[03:38] Mahiro
You're talking to a pro home
security officer, remember?!
[03:42] Mihari
Oh, is that right?
[03:47] Mihari
You'll have to make yourself
dinner, all right?
[03:50] Mahiro
I-I'll just get something
from the corner store...
[03:56] Mihari
And don't forget the housework!
[03:58] Mahiro
That I cannot promise!
[04:02] Mihari
Are you sure you'll be okay?
[04:04] Mahiro
I'll be fine! Quit worrying, will ya?
[04:07] Mihari
I have a bad feeling...
[04:08] Mihari
See you tomorrow!
[04:10] Mahiro
Yep, yep!
[04:21] Mahiro
Freedom!
[04:23] Mahiro
Time to loaf around to my heart's content!
[04:32] Mahiro
Maybe I should get changed first.
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[04:36] Mahiro
This brings back memories!
[04:39] Mahiro
So loose and baggy!
[04:42] Mahiro
Wait! What am I getting all excited about?
[04:48] Mahiro
I guess I could play a game or something.
[04:53] Sign
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[05:02] Mahiro
Not feeling it right now for some reason.
[05:06] Mahiro
Maybe I'll read manga instead.
[05:21] Mahiro
I just can't focus on any of it.
[05:25] Mahiro
Come to think of it, ever
since I got this new body,
[05:28] Mahiro
Mihari's been there watching
over me in some way or another.
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[05:41] Mahiro
We even hang out now and then.
[05:45] Mahiro
No, wait! Stop it!
[05:48] Mahiro
I'm making it sound like
I'm lonely or something!
[05:50] Mahiro
That's it! I need food!
[05:52] Mahiro
And I'm gonna go all out!
[05:55] Mahiro
Whoa!
[05:58] Mahiro
It's a feast!
[06:05] Mahiro
A feasht fit for a king!
[06:09] Mahiro
And ish all foh me!
[06:13] Mahiro
Pizha shure ish nicsh
every oncsh in a while!
[06:15] Mahiro
The oiler the becher!
[06:19] Mahiro
Wai— Water— Mihari—!
[06:43] Mahiro
I think I'm full.
[06:47] Mahiro
Guess I'll go take a bath and head to bed.
[06:59] Mihari
I'm home!
[07:02] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[07:09] Mihari
You awake?
[07:15] Mihari
You went to bed without drying
your hair, didn't you?
[07:19] Mihari
Honestly. I knew you'd
be hopeless without me.
[07:29] Mihari
There! That's much bette—
[07:31] Mihari
Wh-What's wrong? What happened?
[07:35] Mahiro
N-Nothing!
[07:39] Mahiro
Dummy.
[07:44] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[07:48] Momiji
Onimai.
[07:59] Mahiro
Mihari! Slow down!
[08:04] Mihari
Oh, Onii-chan... So this
is your weak spot, huh?
[08:11] Mahiro
Stop! I'm near the edge!
[08:15] Mahiro
I'm almost there!
[08:21] Mihari
Yay! I win!
[08:23] Mahiro
And I'm out.
[08:26] Mihari
Go pick up the groceries
like we promised, okay?
[08:28] Mihari
It's the supermarket across
from the station.
[08:30] Mihari
I wrote a list of everything we need.
[08:33] Mahiro
Grrr...
[08:36] Mahiro
Hmph!
[08:37] Mihari
You can buy yourself a treat
with the change, if you'd like.
[08:40] Mahiro
I'm not a child!
[08:41] Mahiro
Fine, I'll do it.
[08:43] Mahiro
I'm a man of my word, after all.
[08:47] Mahiro
I-I'll be right back...
[08:50] Mihari
You got this!
[09:06] Mihari
Looks like he's slowly
getting used to going out.
[09:10] Mihari
He's even started helping
around the house more,
[09:12] Mihari
ever since he helped me through that cold.
[09:16] Mihari
He might be able to go
back to a normal life soon.
[09:19] Mihari
And then one day, he'll
meet a great guy and...
[09:24] Mahiro
Oh, darling...
[09:26] Mahiro
I'm so happy.
[09:31] Mihari
Okay, not likely.
[09:32] Mihari
But one can dream.
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LIKE
[09:42] Child
Mommy, I want hamburger steak for dinner!
[09:44] Mom
You have to ask nicely, dear.
[09:46] Mahiro
I can't do this!
[09:49] Mahiro
The corner store was bad enough!
[09:50] Mahiro
There are way too many people here!
[09:53] Mahiro
N-No! I can't just cower here like a child!
[09:56] Mahiro
I proved I could be a capable big
brother when Mihari was ill, didn't I?!
[10:02] Momiji
Excuse me...
[10:05] Mahiro
Y—
[10:06] Mahiro
Yes?!
[10:12] Mahiro
E-E-E-Err...
[10:14] Momiji
Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
[10:16] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:24] Momiji
You don't seem to have a fever.
[10:25] Momiji
Um...
[10:27] Momiji
If you need help, I'd be
happy to lend a hand.
[10:37] Mahiro
Sorry about this.
[10:40] Momiji
Don't be silly! It's my pleasure.
[10:44] Mahiro
I can't believe I dragged
this poor boy into this.
[10:47] Momiji
I'm not huge on big crowds myself.
[10:50] Momiji
So what did you need to get?
[10:51] Mahiro
U-Uh, I have a list...
[10:54] Sign
Beef, sliced pork
Potatoes
Carrots
Onions
Shirataki noodles
Get a snack
with the change
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onions, and shirataki noodles.
[11:00] Momiji
For nikujaga stew, right?
[11:04] Momiji
Are you okay with the cheaper meat?
[11:07] Mahiro
I'm not sure.
[11:08] Momiji
Let's see how much you
have, and we can go from there.
[11:12] Sign
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[11:16] Mahiro
They all look the same to me.
[11:18] Momiji
You wanna look for ones that are
smooth and don't have any bruising.
[11:23] Momiji
For carrots, I heard the deeper the
color and smaller the stem, the better.
[11:28] Mahiro
You're so knowledgeable!
[11:29] Momiji
You think so?
[11:35] Mahiro
Ahh... What a nice guy.
[11:37] Raika
Look, aren't those two cute?
[11:40] Raika
I wonder if they're a couple.
[11:42] Hiyori
Stop talking about strangers like that.
[11:44] Mahiro
A-A couple?!
[11:48] Mahiro
O-Oh, right. I'm a girl right now.
[11:52] Mahiro
No, but still! You can't just—
[11:56] Momiji
Is something wrong?
[11:59] Mahiro
Uh... Wait a sec.
[12:01] Mahiro
Why am I so flustered?
[12:05] Momiji
Are you feeling okay?
[12:06] Mahiro
I-It's not like that!
[12:08] Mahiro
There's been a big mistake here!
[12:13] Shop Assistant
Have a nice day!
[12:16] Mahiro
My body had a mind of its
own for a second there.
[12:20] Momiji
I'm glad you were able to get everything!
[12:22] Mahiro
Y-Yeah! Thanks!
[12:25] Mahiro
W-Well, Imma head— I-I'll
be heading home now...
[12:32] Momiji
Sorry, gimme one sec.
[12:34] Momiji
Hello?
[12:35] Momiji
I'm in front of the
supermarket with a friend.
[12:38] Mahiro
Friend...
[12:40] Kaede
Oh! There you are!
[12:43] Kaede
Momiji!
[12:46] Mahiro
Kaede-chan?!
[12:46] Momiji
Onee-chan!
[12:48] Kaede
Wait, you're friends with Mahiro-chan?
[12:51] Kaede
Where did you guys meet?
[12:53] Mahiro
"Onee-chan"?!
[12:55] Mahiro
Come to think of it, she did say she
had a little sister, didn't she?
[13:02] Mahiro
"Little sister"?
[13:03] Mahiro
You're a girl?!
[13:06] Momiji
You didn't know? Do I
really look that boyish?
[13:11] Kaede
You could at least put on a skirt.
[13:14] Momiji
But I'm more comfortable in pants!
[13:16] Kaede
Aww...
[13:17] Mahiro
Thank goodness... She's a girl.
[13:17] Momiji
Give it a rest, okay?
[13:19] Kaede
You're so sheepish sometimes.
[13:21] Mahiro
That was a close one.
[13:29] Mihari
Oh!
[13:31] Mihari
You mean Momiji-chan?
[13:32] Mihari
She'd be in middle school now, I think.
[13:34] Mihari
She's a good kid, isn't she?
[13:35] Mahiro
Yeah...
[13:36] Mahiro
She had me questioning
myself for a minute there.
[13:43] Mihari
Y-You're into little girls?!
[13:45] Mahiro
No, that's not what I meant!
[13:48] Mahiro
Besides, I'm technically the
same age as her now, aren't I?
[13:51] Mahiro
Wait... Does that make me a lesbian?
[13:57] Sign
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[13:58] Momiji
Onimai.
[13:59] Sign
Oyama
[14:00] Mihari
Come in, come in!
[14:01] Kaede & Momiji
Thanks for having us!
[14:05] Kaede
Sorry about this.
[14:07] Kaede
I know you must be busy.
[14:09] Mihari
Nonsense, it's fine!
[14:13] Mahiro
Wait a sec! Hey, Kaede-chan!
[14:16] Kaede
Oh! Hi, Mahiro-chan!
[14:17] Kaede
Sorry to bother you guys.
[14:19] Mahiro
And this is...?
[14:22] Momiji
Hello! Nice to see you again!
[14:26] Mahiro
Who?
[14:27] Momiji
I-It's Momiji!
[14:29] Momiji
We met the other day, remember?!
[14:33] Mahiro
S-Sorry, it's just...
[14:34] Mahiro
You're wearing a skirt today, so
I didn't recognize you, you know?
[14:39] Momiji
It's my school uniform.
[14:41] Momiji
We came straight here from school.
[14:44] Kaede
Sorry we didn't tell you.
[14:46] Kaede
She just insisted on tagging along.
[14:48] Momiji
Why not? May as well if you are!
[14:51] Kaede
I'm here to study for a test, you know?
[14:57] Kaede
Honestly.
[14:58] Kaede
You're hopeless.
[15:02] Kaede
Sorry, Mahiro-chan.
[15:04] Kaede
Do you mind playing with
Momiji up in your room?
[15:08] Mahiro
Wha? M-My room?
[15:11] Mahiro
Just gimme one sec!
[15:27] Sign
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[15:29] Mahiro
C-Come in...
[15:30] Momiji
Thank you!
[15:33] Momiji
Wow!
[15:35] Mahiro
Being alone in my room with a girl
was not on today's agenda!
[15:39] Mahiro
What do you even do in this situation?!
[15:42] Momiji
Your room's more boyish than
I thought it was gonna be.
[15:44] Momiji
You have so many game consoles!
[15:46] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[15:48] Mahiro
I can't let her look around too much!
[15:50] Mahiro
J-Just pick a topic! Anything!
[15:56] Momiji
By the way, Mahiro-chan.
[15:58] Momiji
What's thi—?
[15:59] Mahiro
Oh! That's right!
[16:01] Mahiro
Do you hate skirts, Momiji?
[16:03] Momiji
Huh?
[16:03] Momiji
U-Um... I wouldn't go that far.
[16:07] Momiji
But skirts feel so drafty, right?
[16:10] Momiji
It feels a little pointless.
[16:13] Mahiro
I-I-I feel that!
[16:16] Momiji
They don't really suit me anyway.
[16:19] Mahiro
What? That's not true!
[16:21] Mahiro
You look pretty cute to me.
[16:23] Momiji
C-Cu...
[16:27] Momiji
N-No way! You look ten
times cuter than I do!
[16:31] Mahiro
Wait, wha...?!
[16:36] Mahiro
No, no, no! No way!
[16:37] Mahiro
Well, actually, I do look pretty cute...
[16:40] Mahiro
But we're not talking about me!
[16:44] Momiji
So you admit it, huh?
[16:53] Momiji
Time for punishment!
[16:56] Mahiro
Stop, stop, stop!
[16:57] Mahiro
Stop it!
[16:59] Momiji
Take this, and that!
[16:59] Mihari
Wait, what? Huh?
[17:01] Mihari
What's happening?
[17:02] Momiji
I'm not done yet!
[17:02] Mahiro
Is this how girls interact with each other?
[17:06] Momiji
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[17:07] Mahiro
N-No more!
[17:19] Momiji
I'm sorry! I took it too far!
[17:26] Mahiro
A-Anyway...
[17:28] Mahiro
I'm sure if you give it some time,
you'll get used to them.
[17:31] Mahiro
Plus, you might feel better if
you wore tights underneath.
[17:34] Momiji
G-Got it.
[17:36] Momiji
I'm so sorry about your manga, Mahiro-chan!
[17:39] Momiji
They're all over the floor...
[17:42] Sign
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[17:44] Momiji
I-I-I-I-Is this—?
[17:47] Mahiro
Don't look at that!
[17:53] Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[17:55] Momiji
Um... Is that...
[17:58] Momiji
I-Is that a... dirty...
[18:02] Mahiro
This is... Um, you know?
[18:07] Mahiro
This is my brother's!
[18:09] Momiji
Your brother's?
[18:11] Mahiro
Uh...
[18:12] Mahiro
Y-Yeah. Um... Err...
[18:18] Mahiro
This used to be my big
brother's room, you see?
[18:21] Mahiro
I-I'm just... using it for the time being.
[18:25] Mahiro
Oh! He got into a good college,
[18:28] Mahiro
so he's living on his
own far away from home.
[18:33] Momiji
So your brother's into
that kind of stuff, huh?
[18:44] Mahiro
I-I couldn't just throw out all his stuff.
[18:47] Mahiro
So I just kept everything
the way he left it.
[18:50] Mahiro
I know it's weird, but...
[18:53] Mahiro
They remind me of him...
[18:56] Momiji
I see...
[18:58] Momiji
That makes sense.
[19:00] Momiji
But still...
[19:03] Momiji
You really shouldn't have
these lying around!
[19:06] Mahiro
Wha?
[19:07] Momiji
Let's at least put the
dirty ones away somewhere!
[19:09] Momiji
I'll help!
[19:11] Mahiro
Wha?
[19:12] Mahiro
What?!
[19:13] Mahiro
Uh... Hold on...
[19:14] Momiji
Look, there's a box right over there.
[19:17] Sign
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Sassy Babe Mine
[19:22] 19
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[19:22] 19
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[19:23] 19
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[19:24] 19
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[19:25] 19
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[19:26] 19
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[19:28] Mahiro
Um... Could we at least
sort them by genre?
[19:39] Momiji
That should do it.
[19:41] Mahiro
Farewell, my comrades...
[19:44] Mahiro
Though I guess we're not throwing them out,
[19:47] Mahiro
so it's not the end of the world.
[19:48] Momiji
Now to put this in the closet.
[19:54] Mahiro
Be careful, it's heavy!
[19:56] Momiji
I got it!
[19:58] Mahiro
I'll help you!
[20:08] Momiji
Ow, ow, ouch...
[20:10] Momiji
Sorry! Are you all right?
[20:23] Mihari
What happened?!
[20:24] Mihari
I heard a really big thud just now!
[20:31] Mihari
Um...
[20:35] Mahiro
I-I swear, Mihari— Onee-chan!
[20:38] Mahiro
It's not what it looks like!
[20:41] Mihari
Mahiro-chan, shouldn't she be
the one saying that, not you?
[20:47] Kaede
Already acting like besties, huh?
[20:52] Mahiro
I'm so glad she catches on quick.
[20:56] Kaede
Thanks for today!
[20:58] Kaede
I'm much more confident
about the test now!
[21:00] Mihari
Good luck!
[21:03] Momiji
See you later, Mahiro-chan!
[21:06] Mahiro
Y-Yeah!
[21:14] Mihari
Look at you, making friends!
[21:16] Mahiro
Me making friends with a girl
her age is basically a crime!
[21:19] Mihari
But you're around the same age as her now.
[21:21] Mahiro
Hmm, I guess.
[21:23] Mahiro
More importantly...
[21:25] Mihari
Hmm?
[21:26] Mahiro
She touched my boobs.
[21:31] Kaede
So, what did you guys do together?
[21:33] Momiji
Wha? Oh! Uh...
[21:36] Momiji
It's a secret!
[21:40] Momiji
She seems cool, though, doesn't she?
[23:26] Momiji
They were so soft and squishy...
[23:32] Momiji
Still rock-solid!
[23:35] Sign
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[23:38] Momiji
See you next time!
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[00:10] Mihari
What a lovely morning!
[00:13] Mihari
If only Onii-chan would get
up early for once to see it.
[00:21] Mahiro
Oh, g'morning.
[00:28] Mihari
You're... awake.
[00:35] Mihari
B-Better make sure the
disaster kit's stocked up!
[00:39] Mahiro
What are you saying?!
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[02:11] Mahiro
They're selling clear files from my
fave anime at the corner store today.
[02:18] Mahiro
The popular characters tend to
get snatched up quick, you know?
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[02:23] Mahiro
It means neglecting my duty as
home security officer, of course,
[02:28] Mahiro
but materialism won out in the end.
[02:32] Mihari
Wait, hold on...
[02:33] Mihari
D-Does that mean you're...
[02:36] Mahiro
Yup.
[02:37] Mahiro
I'm headed out right now.
[02:42] Mihari
Y-You're actually...
[02:45] Mihari
leaving the house of your own volition...
[02:49] Mahiro
Oh, no! The waterworks!
[02:52] Mihari
And you got up early!
[02:54] Mihari
You even made breakfast all by yourself!
[02:56] Mahiro
Okay, okay! I get it, all right?
[02:58] Mahiro
Try and pull yourself together!
[03:02] Mihari
I'll treat you to a nice lunch
when you get back, okay?!
[03:06] Mahiro
I'm just going to the corner store.
[03:10] Shop Assistant
Have a nice day!
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[03:24] Mahiro
I managed to get them all,
[03:27] Mahiro
but getting there required
quite the scavenger hunt.
[03:29] Mahiro
I ended up having to come all the
way out here to the station.
[03:32] Mahiro
I thought about giving up and going home,
[03:35] Mahiro
but I didn't wanna disappoint Mihari
after all the fuss she made.
[03:40] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:43] Passerby
Hey, take a look.
[03:48] Mahiro
Hm?
[03:57] Mahiro
I-I should head back.
[04:13] Student A
This time I'm gonna beat your ass!
[04:13] Student B
C'mon, let's go!
[04:14] Student C
I've gotten way better, just so you know.
[04:18] Mahiro
An arcade, huh?
[04:21] Mahiro
Woohoo! What a blast from the past!
[04:24] Mahiro
I used to come to these a ton back
when I was in middle school!
[04:27] Mahiro
Wow! Yeah!
[04:31] Student D
He's cornered!
[04:32] Student D
Yeah, go in for the punch!
[04:34] Student D
That's it!
[04:35] Student D
You got this! You got this!
[04:36] Student D
Yeah! Get him!
[04:39] Student E
I can still win this!
[04:40] Student D
Almost, almost!
[04:43] Student F
Hell yeah!
[04:44] Mahiro
M-Maybe I'll skip the
fighting games for now...
[04:49] Mahiro
Hm?
[04:50] Sign
Capturing every facet of your beauty.
Become the person of your dreams.
Your best self ♥
[04:51] Sign
Selfie Corner
Boys by themselves or in a group of boys
may not enter the selfie corner.
If you are accompanied by a girl, you may enter.
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[04:56] Mahiro
I-I'm allowed in here, right?
[04:59] Mahiro
Since I'm a girl right now and all.
[05:01] Mahiro
Wow, it's a whole new world!
[05:03] Mahiro
I'm kinda getting a rush!
[05:08] Sign
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[05:09] Mahiro
Can't hurt to give it a go, right?
[05:12] Mahiro
Hey! You can add stickers!
[05:15] Mahiro
My eyes look huge!
[05:17] Mahiro
Is this what they mean by "instaworthy"?
[05:21] Sign
Kokokara
[05:22] Mahiro
They're done!
[05:31] Mahiro
Wait!
[05:32] Mahiro
What the hell am I even doing?!
[05:35] JK A
So then my boyfriend was like...
[05:36] JK B
No way! For real?!
[05:38] JK C
What a jerk!
[05:39] Mahiro
I-I'm sorry!
[05:52] Mahiro
Man, I love these kinds of games.
[05:58] Mahiro
Huh?
[05:59] Mahiro
I-Is somebody watching me?
[06:06] Mahiro
He's still there!
[06:11] Mahiro
B-But why?!
[06:13] Mahiro
It's not like I'm that good at it.
[06:17] Mahiro
O-Oh, no! Is it because I'm a girl?!
[06:22] Mahiro
Ugh, one of those desperate types!
[06:25] Mahiro
Girls who play rhythm games
probably seem like easy targets...
[06:28] Mahiro
Th-This sucks!
[06:33] Truant Officer
All right, you.
[06:37] Mahiro
I-I-I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of girl—
[06:39] Mahiro
I mean, guy—
[06:40] Mahiro
I mean, girl you're after!
[06:46] Mahiro
Huh?
[06:51] Sign
Truant Officer
[06:54] Truant Officer
Young lady, shouldn't you be in school?
[06:57] Mahiro
Huh? S-School?
[06:59] Truant Officer
Which school do you go to?
[07:00] Mahiro
U-Um... Err...
[07:03] Truant Officer
What's your name? What year are you?
[07:06] Mahiro
U-Uh... Um...
[07:09] Truant Officer
Can you tell me where your parents are?
[07:12] Mahiro
No, no, no, no...
[07:16] Sign
Oyama
[07:19] Mahiro
I told you the outside world was scary!
[07:23] Mahiro
There, there...
[07:26] Mahiro
You got a talking-to, huh?
[07:27] Mahiro
I guess today is a weekday.
It slipped my mind.
[07:30] Mahiro
Just when you finally ventured
outside on your own, too.
[07:33] Mahiro
If I'm not careful, we'll be
right back where we started.
[07:37] Mahiro
I need to fix this somehow.
[07:40] Sign
Mahiro
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Meeeow~
[07:40] Mihari
Sho cuuute!
[07:42] Sign
ONIMAI
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[07:53] Mihari
Oh, you've got split ends.
[07:54] Mahiro
Huh?
[07:56] Mihari
C'mere a sec.
[08:00] Mihari
It's because you don't
take proper care of it.
[08:03] Mahiro
No, it's because it's unnecessarily long!
[08:06] Mahiro
Forget that tiny thing, and
let's chop it all off instead!
[08:09] Mihari
No way! Not a chance!
[08:10] Mihari
Don't you realize how difficult it
is to grow your hair out that long?!
[08:14] Mahiro
Huh? But mine grew out in one night...
[08:18] Mihari
Still, I guess it is getting a little long...
[08:21] Mahiro
Wha?
[08:24] Mihari
All right! We're going to the hair salon!
[08:27] Mahiro
The hair salon?!
[08:35] Raika
Welcome in!
[08:37] Raika
Oh!
[08:39] Raika
What's this?
[08:40] Raika
That was quick. Weren't you
just here the other day?
[08:43] Mihari
Oh, no. It's not for me this time.
[08:46] Mihari
Could you work your magic
on this little one today?
[08:52] Raika
Sure thing. Right this way.
[08:55] Mahiro
This is too much for a mere
home security officer to take.
[09:01] Raika
How about a two-inch trim?
[09:04] Raika
Sound good?
[09:05] Mahiro
Hyup!
[09:06] Raika
It's not too tight, is it?
[09:08] Raika
Let me know if anything feels off, okay?
[09:18] Raika
So you're Mihari-chan's
little sister, right?
[09:20] Raika
Your big sis comes here
quite often, you know?
[09:23] Mahiro
O-Oh, really?
[09:26] Raika
Is this your first time
coming to a hair salon?
[09:28] Mahiro
Y-Yeah...
[09:30] Raika
You in middle school?
[09:33] Raika
It's been getting cold out recently, huh?
[09:35] Mahiro
U-Uh...
[09:37] Raika
What do you like to do on your days off?
[09:39] Mahiro
U-Um...
[09:41] Raika
Do you go out with your friends?
[09:49] Raika
Okey-doke, are you happy with the length?
[09:52] Mahiro
It's finally over.
[09:54] Raika
Time for a quick shampoo, then. Follow me.
[09:58] Mahiro
Okay...
[09:59] Mahiro
Wait, there's more?!
[10:02] Raika
Got places to be, huh?
[10:09] Raika
Does it feel itchy at all anywhere?
[10:12] Mahiro
No, not at all...
[10:14] Raika
Long hair can be a hassle, huh?
[10:17] Raika
But it's worth it when you have
gorgeous hair like yours.
[10:33] Mahiro
Maybe the hair salon isn't
so bad after all...
[10:41] Mahiro
Huh?!
[10:42] Raika
Oh! Is it too hot?
[10:44] Mahiro
N-No! Not at all!
[10:46] Mahiro
Not one bit!
[10:49] Mahiro
S-Scratch that, it rules!
[10:58] Mahiro
Phew, I feel all refreshed now.
[11:00] Raika
Now for your hair treatment.
[11:03] Mahiro
Wha?!
[11:04] Raika
Their parfaits are so good.
[11:07] Raika
They have so many options,
I can never decide what to get.
[11:11] Raika
I really recommend their
strawberry affogato one.
[11:15] Raika
And their ruby chocolate sherbet, too.
[11:17] Raika
Oh, and that limited-edition Shine
Muscat grape flavor they did once!
[11:21] Raika
You really should give them a try sometime!
[11:23] Mahiro
Ugh...
[11:25] Mahiro
I-I can't take this anymore!
[11:29] Mahiro
She leaves me no other choice...
[11:31] Mahiro
It's nap time.
[11:35] Mihari
Mahiro-chan!
[11:37] Mihari
Mahiro-chan!
[11:40] Mihari
Wake up, Mahiro-chan! You're all set.
[11:44] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:49] Mahiro
Wha—
[11:50] Mahiro
What did she do to me?!
[11:54] Mihari
You weren't waking up, so I asked
her to give you a blowout.
[11:59] Raika
You look great! Just like a princess!
[12:02] Mihari & Raika
Right?
[12:04] Mahiro
Like a princess?!
[12:11] Mihari
Oh? So you like it, huh?
[12:14] Mahiro
I-I never said that!
[12:24] Mihari
Does it feel nice to get all dolled up?
[12:27] Mahiro
N-Not especially...
[12:31] Mahiro
Will it stay all poofy like this forever?
[12:35] Mihari
It's not a perm, so probably not.
[12:37] Mihari
It depends on your hair type,
[12:39] Mihari
but styling usually doesn't
hold up that long.
[12:44] Mihari
There's always doing it yourself at home,
[12:46] Mihari
but it can be a pain to keep up.
[12:48] Mihari
And getting a hairdresser to do it every
time can get a little pricey, too.
[12:59] Mahiro
Th-That's steep.
[13:04] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:05] Raika
Onimai.
[13:09] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:09] Mahiro
Onimai.
[13:14] Mahiro
Yeah?!
[13:15] Sign
Mahiro
[13:19] Mahiro
Okay, okay.
[13:20] Mahiro
What's with you? You usually
just come barging right in.
[13:32] Mahiro
Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!
[13:36] Mahiro
Help! S-Somebody help!
[13:49] Mahiro
Huh?
[13:50] Mihari
It's a costume, silly!
[13:54] Mihari
Today's Halloween, remember?
[13:59] Mahiro
Who cares about some stupid holiday?!
[14:02] Mahiro
I hate celebrating those kinds of things!
[14:05] Mihari
Aww!
[14:06] Mihari
But Kaede's having a party at her place.
[14:10] Mahiro
Huh?
[14:11] Mihari
I take it you're not coming, then, Onii-chan?
[14:15] Mihari
Well, what's it gonna be?
[14:26] Mahiro
T-T-T-T—
[14:28] Mahiro
Trick or... treat!
[14:32] Mahiro
Rawr!
[14:36] Kaede
You're so cute!
[14:42] Mahiro
Halloween rules!
[14:46] Kaede
Gosh, Mahiro-chan! You really
went the extra mile, huh?
[14:50] Mahiro
Wait, what?
[14:52] Mahiro
Am I the only one wearing a costume?
[14:54] Momiji
Huh?
[14:56] Mahiro
But Mihari told me it was a costume party.
[14:59] Mahiro
Right?
[15:02] Mahiro
You tricked me!
[15:05] Mahiro
This is so embarrassing...
[15:07] Mihari
Who cares? You look cute!
[15:09] Kaede
Oh, goodness...
[15:10] Kaede
So what have you come dressed as, Mihari?
[15:13] Mihari
This isn't a costume.
[15:15] Kaede
Yeah, I know.
[15:17] Mahiro
Heh, she gotcha good!
[15:23] Kaede
Okay, then. The two of us
are gonna prepare dinner,
[15:26] Kaede
so why don't you guys go play for a bit?
[15:28] Mahiro & Momiji
Okay!
[15:30] Momiji
What do you wanna do?
[15:32] Mahiro
I kinda want to get out of this first.
[15:35] Momiji
I can lend you something, if you want.
[15:37] Momiji
Wanna go to my room?
[15:39] Mahiro
Y-Your room?!
[15:41] Momiji
Yeah.
[15:42] Mahiro
Oh, but I wouldn't wanna impose...
[15:45] Momiji
Come on, don't be silly.
[15:48] Mahiro
Whoops—
[15:57] Mahiro
The room of a girl I barely know.
[15:59] Momiji
So...
[16:01] Momiji
I don't really have anything cutesy.
[16:04] Mahiro
Thanks.
[16:09] Mahiro
That's too bad, though.
[16:11] Momiji
What is?
[16:13] Mahiro
I really wanted to see
Kaede-chan in a costume.
[16:16] Momiji
Oh...
[16:18] Momiji
She does have a nice figure, huh?
[16:21] Kaede
Boing!
[16:22] Kaede
Jiggle!
[16:24] Kaede
Wow!
[16:28] Momiji
And then there's me...
[16:33] Mahiro
I-I'm sure yours will
grow in sooner or later!
[16:36] Mahiro
You two are sisters, right?!
[16:39] Momiji
I feel like she's hogging
all the good genes.
[16:41] Mahiro
Huh? No way!
[16:44] Momiji
I envy you, Mahiro-chan.
At least you have some.
[16:47] Mahiro
Wha?!
[16:48] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[16:51] Mahiro
Mihari's certainly aren't small...
[16:54] Mahiro
Does that mean I have room to grow too?
[16:57] Mahiro
Wait! What am I even saying?!
[17:02] Momiji
What's wrong? Are you okay?
[17:05] Mahiro
C-Crap!
[17:07] Mahiro
I've been forgetting myself
too easily lately!
[17:10] Mahiro
You're a man, remember?! Get
those dirty cogwheels turning!
[17:16] Momiji
Hey...
[17:17] Momiji
Do you think it's true that rubbing
them makes them grow bigger?
[17:20] Mahiro
Wha?
[17:22] Momiji
Well, do you?
[17:23] Mahiro
Uh... Um...
[17:26] Momiji
Oh, no, not in a weird way...
[17:30] Mahiro
Oh, right...
[17:39] Kaede
Okay, you two!
[17:41] Kaede
Come help set the table!
[17:43] Kaede
Hm?
[17:49] Momiji
Wow! There's pumpkins galore!
[17:53] Mahiro
Ugh, but I don't like pumpkin...
[17:56] Kaede
Now, now.
[17:57] Kaede
At least give it a try.
[18:06] Mahiro
It's yummy!
[18:08] Mahiro
You never disappoint, Kaede-chan!
[18:10] Kaede
I know, right?
[18:13] Mihari
I cooked too, you know?
[18:16] Mahiro
What's that?
[18:17] Mihari
It's stir-fried chicken
and pumpkin in mustard.
[18:25] Mahiro
Wow, it's surprisingly good!
[18:28] Mihari
Surprisingly?
[18:30] Momiji
Oh, my gosh! It really is!
[18:33] Momiji
It's delicious!
[18:35] Mihari
You're such a sweetheart, Momiji-chan.
[18:44] Kaede
Hm? What's so funny?
[18:46] Mihari
I was just thinking it's been a while since
we had dinner in a group like this.
[18:49] Kaede
Oh, right.
[18:50] Kaede
Your parents have been overseas
for a while now, haven't they?
[18:53] Momiji
Doesn't your brother ever
come home to visit?
[18:56] Mahiro
Wh-Where did that come from?!
[18:59] Momiji
You told me he was going to a
college far away from home.
[19:03] Mahiro
Oh, um, um, um...
[19:05] Mihari
Oh! Oh, yes!
[19:07] Mihari
Yes, that's right! College!
[19:10] Mihari
Studying really takes up most of
his time these days, you know?
[19:12] Kaede
I don't think I ever got to meet him.
[19:15] Kaede
You used to talk about him all
the time back in middle school.
[19:20] Mahiro
What?
[19:20] Mihari
O-Oh, did I?
[19:23] Mihari
Anyways! Um...
[19:24] Mihari
Oh, a trip!
[19:27] Mihari
Why don't we all go on a trip together?!
[19:29] Kaede
I'd be down, but where to?
[19:32] Momiji
Since it's winter, why not skiing?
[19:34] Mahiro
Skiing?
[19:35] Mahiro
No way! Anything but that!
[19:37] Mahiro
I say we go down south
to the tropical islands
[19:40] Mahiro
and lounge around in an
air-conditioned hotel room!
[19:43] Momiji
Sounds kinda fancy!
[19:45] Kaede
Traveling down south can get
a little expensive, though.
[19:48] Kaede
How about we just book a stay
at a nearby onsen instead?
[19:51] Mahiro
An onsen, huh? A hot spring does sound nice.
[19:55] Kaede
Doesn't it?
[19:56] Momiji
Yeah, going to a hot spring with
Mahiro-chan sounds fun!
[19:58] Kaede
A hot spring inn it is!
[20:05] Mahiro
Phew, I'm stuffed! That was so good.
[20:09] Mihari
See? I knew you'd have fun!
[20:12] Mahiro
By the way, about what Kaede said...
[20:14] Mihari
Oh, that? Um...
[20:17] Mahiro
Honestly, I have no idea what kinda
things you said behind my back,
[20:22] Mahiro
but I suppose there's no
point bringing it up now.
[20:26] Mihari
I wasn't bad-mouthing you.
[20:29] Mahiro
Hm? Did you say something?
[20:31] Mihari
Nothing at all.
[20:37] Kaede
Onimai.
[20:38] Sign
ONIMAI
[20:42] Mihari
Jeez.
[20:44] Mihari
Another day loafing about
doing nothing, is it?
[20:48] Mihari
You could at least go outside and play!
[20:51] Mahiro
Who are you? Mom?!
[20:53] Mahiro
Besides, what if I get caught
by another truant officer, huh?!
[21:00] Mahiro
Life is so cruel.
[21:03] Mahiro
Keeping me locked up at home
playing video games like this.
[21:08] Mihari
He's been making great strides
by getting out more recently,
[21:13] Mihari
but if he keeps this up, he'll
be a freeloader his whole life.
[21:17] Mahiro
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:17] Mihari
I was hoping to avoid this, but I
think it's time to execute plan B.
[21:19] Mahiro
Rolly polly, rolly polly.
[21:23] Mihari
Where to start...
[21:31] Mihari
Look who it is!
[21:33] Mihari
Mahiro-chan? Yeah, she's here!
[21:36] Mahiro
Hm?
[21:38] Mahiro
Maybe that's Momiji.
[21:41] Mahiro
Upsa-daisy.
[21:45] Mahiro
Hey, what's up?
[21:47] Momiji
Hey, Mahiro-chan!
[21:48] Mahiro
Momi—
[21:49] Mahiro
Huh?
[22:01] Mahiro
Wh-Who the hell—?!
SIGN Next Episode: Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Kana Ishida
[23:38] Asahi
See you next time!
E6 - Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
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[00:09] Ms Mari
Okay, kids! Take your seats.
[00:14] Ms Mari
I'd like to introduce our
new transfer student.
[00:17] Mahiro
I-I'll be your classmate starting today.
[00:20] Mahiro
M-My name's Mahiro Oyama.
[00:23] Mahiro
P-Please bear with me while
I get used to everything.
[00:27] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[00:27] Mahiro
I-It's nice to meet you all!
[00:33] Students
Welcome to the class!
[00:36] Ms Mari
Okay then, your seat is by the
window, furthest to the back.
[00:41] Mahiro
Why... Wh-Wh-Why—
[00:43] Mahiro
Why am I even here?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:04] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:10] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #06 Mahiro Goes Back to Middle School
[02:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[02:27] (Flashback) Mahiro
Wh-Who are they?!
[02:29] (Flashback) Momiji
Sorry we startled you!
[02:30] (Flashback) Momiji
My friends and I were just on
our way to a parfait place,
[02:33] (Flashback) Momiji
so we were wondering if you'd
like to come with us.
[02:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
Par—?!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mihari
You don't say...
[02:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
Aw, sorry, but I actually have plans—
[02:44] (Flashback) Mihari
Isn't that nice, Mahiro-chan?!
[02:46] (Flashback) Mihari
You were just telling me you
had nothing else to do today!
[02:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
What are you...?
[02:51] (Flashback) Mihari
Here! This should cover the parfait.
[02:52] (Flashback) Mahiro
R-Right...
[02:54] (Flashback) Mihari
Perfect! She's all yours, Momiji-chan!
[02:56] (Flashback) Momiji
Sure!
[02:57] (Flashback) Momiji
Come on, let's get going!
[03:00] (Flashback) Mahiro
But wait! Hold on a sec! Mihari!
[03:04] (Flashback) Mihari
Have fun, you guys!
[03:14] (Flashback) Momiji
Let me introduce you guys!
[03:16] (Flashback) Momiji
These are my classmates. Miyo-chan and...
[03:18] (Flashback) Asahi
I'm Asahi!
[03:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
I'm M-Mahiro.
[03:23] (Flashback) Mahiro
Nice to meet you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Momiji
Back off a bit, Mahiro-chan!
[03:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
Oh! Sorry!
[03:33] Miyo
I'd heard they were close, but...
[03:37] (Flashback) Mahiro
Huh?
[03:37] (Flashback) Momiji
Hm?
[03:40] (Flashback) Asahi
So, Mahiron. Momiji's already
given us the lowdown on you.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mahiro
Mahiron?
[03:45] (Flashback) Miyo
She told us how cute and funny you were!
[03:50] (Flashback) Asahi
Not to mention...
[03:53] (Flashback) Asahi
that you're a good-for-nothing slob
who's scared of strangers!
[03:58] (Flashback) Momiji
That's not what I told them at all!
[04:00] (Flashback) Momiji
She doesn't mean it, I promise...
[04:10] (Flashback) Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
It's fine, really!
[04:13] (Flashback) Mahiro
Besides, she's not wrong.
[04:15] (Flashback) Mahiro
This is better than having to
pretend to be something I'm not.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
It's actually a huge relief, to be honest.
[04:23] (Flashback) Asahi
Awesome! Glad I could help.
[04:25] (Flashback) Momiji
You didn't help one bit.
[04:28] (Flashback) Momiji
Sorry Asahi's being such a dingus.
[04:30] (Flashback) Mahiro
Wow, harsh!
[04:36] (Flashback) Momiji
Well, we've known each other since
elementary school, you know?
[04:38] (Flashback) Asahi
Yup!
[04:41] (Flashback) Miyo
Don't fret, okay?
[04:42] (Flashback) Miyo
They're just kinda stuck with
each other, that's all.
[04:45] (Flashback) Mahiro
Am I missing something?
[04:48] (Flashback) Tsurara
Sorry for the wait.
[04:52] (Flashback) Asahi
Hey, look at that!
[04:54] (Flashback) Momiji
Wow! They're like the perfect fall treat.
[04:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
Whoa!
[04:59] (Flashback) Momiji
They have so many flavors here.
[05:01] (Flashback) Mahiro
I think this is my first time trying one!
[05:07] (Flashback) Asahi
Here, say "ah"!
[05:10] (Flashback) Mahiro
Huh?
[05:12] (Flashback) Asahi
You can try a bite of mine
as an apology for earlier.
[05:16] (Flashback) Mahiro
Huh? Oh...
[05:19] (Flashback) Mahiro
Ahh...
[05:24] (Flashback) Momiji
You can try mine instead!
[05:30] (Flashback) Momiji
Isn't it yummy, Mahiro-chan?
[05:33] (Flashback) Asahi
Mine tastes yummy too, Mahiron!
[05:35] (Flashback) Mahiro
H-Hey!
[05:35] (Flashback) Momiji
Well, mine tastes yummier!
[05:40] Miyo
Thank you for this meal.
[05:44] (Flashback) Mahiro & Momiji & Asahi & Miyo
Thank you!
[05:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
Man, I'm stuffed.
[05:52] (Flashback) Asahi
Same!
[05:53] (Flashback) Momiji
I'm glad you liked it!
[05:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
Sorry to butt in on your friend
group, by the way.
[06:03] (Flashback) Asahi
But you're our friend too, Mahiron.
[06:05] (Flashback) Asahi
We should hang out again sometime!
[06:12] (Flashback) Mahiro
Sure thing. I'm looking forward to it.
[06:15] (Flashback) Momiji
See you later!
[06:17] (Flashback) Asahi
Bye-bye!
[06:18] (Flashback) Miyo
Bye-bye!
[06:32] (Flashback) Miyo
Mahiro-chan!
[06:38] (Flashback) Miyo
I'm rooting for you, okay?!
[06:45] Mahiro
I-Is she okay...?
[06:49] (Flashback) Mahiro
I'm home!
[06:51] (Flashback) Mihari
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[06:53] (Flashback) Mihari
How was your girls' day out?
[06:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
Girls' day out, huh?
[06:58] (Flashback) Mahiro
The parfait was pretty good, I guess.
[07:01] (Flashback) Mihari
Hey, that's good!
[07:03] (Flashback) Mihari
Say, why don't you go ahead and
take a bath before dinner?
[07:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
I wonder when I'll see them again...
[07:36] (Flashback) Mahiro
Now to get dressed...
[07:39] (Flashback) Mahiro
Hm?
[07:48] (Flashback) Mahiro
This uniform looks familiar, somehow...
[07:51] (Flashback) Mihari
Yay!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mihari
My old uniform fits you like a glove!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mahiro
I'm not interested in being your
dress-up doll again, okay?
[08:03] (Flashback) Mihari
Onii-chan, would you sit
down with me for a moment?
[08:07] (Flashback) Mahiro
What's going on?
[08:12] (Flashback) Mihari
I wasn't sure about this either,
[08:14] (Flashback) Mihari
but the drug's effects won't
wear off for a while yet,
[08:17] (Flashback) Mihari
and you've already started
to make new friends.
[08:20] (Flashback) Mahiro
Friends?
[08:22] (Flashback) Mihari
I've already come up with a
cover story and everything.
[08:25] (Flashback) Mahiro
A cover story?
[08:28] (Flashback) Mahiro
W-Wait, don't tell me...
[08:31] (Flashback) Mihari
You're going back to school, Onii-chan!
[08:44] Mahiro
And that's how I ended up in this mess.
[08:48] Mahiro
I really should have put my foot down more.
[08:51] Mahiro
Who would've thought I'd have
to relive middle school...
[08:56] Mahiro
and as a girl, no less?
[09:03] Nodoka
Hey, can we talk?
[09:05] Minori
You're so cute!
[09:06] Satsuki
Your hair's pretty, too!
[09:08] Mai
Tell us where you're from!
[09:09] Mahiro
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
[09:14] Momiji
Come on, guys!
[09:16] Momiji
If you all come at her at once,
she'll never get a word in.
[09:21] Momiji
Right, Mahiro-chan?
[09:26] Mahiro
Momiji-sama!
[09:30] Nodoka
Oh? Do you two know each other, Hozuki-san?
[09:33] Momiji
Yup! I'll introduce you all later.
[09:36] Satsuki
Gotcha.
[09:37] Satsuki
Sorry about that, Oyama-san.
[09:39] Girls
Bummer.
[09:40] Girls
Let's go, guys.
[09:40] Girls
Maybe next time.
[09:42] Mahiro
I-I'm free.
[09:45] Momiji
This was a huge surprise to me too, you know?
[09:48] Asahi
Mahiron!
[09:49] Miyo
I didn't know we were
going to be classmates!
[09:51] Asahi
Same!
[09:53] Mahiro
Actually, it was a surprise to me, too.
[09:56] Momiji
Still, I had no idea.
[09:59] Momiji
Must have been tough dropping out and
being homeschooled due to your health.
[10:03] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:04] Mahiro
Oh, was that the cover
story Mihari mentioned?
[10:07] Mahiro
Yeah, it was. I'm all better now, though.
[10:10] Miyo
Are you sure you're okay?
[10:12] Miyo
You look a little pale...
[10:14] Mahiro
Don't worry, I'm fine!
[10:16] Mahiro
It's probably just a lack of sleep.
[10:18] Momiji
School does start pretty early, huh?
[10:21] Asahi
Gotta be rough for a slob like you.
[10:26] Asahi
Let me share some of my
energy with you, then!
[10:29] Mahiro
Hm?
[10:31] Asahi
Squeeze.
[10:33] Asahi
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug...
[10:33] Sign
Hug
[10:33] Sign
Hug
[10:33] Sign
Hug
[10:35] Sign
Waaaaaah
[10:37] Sign
Hug
[10:38] Mahiro
Smells just like a summer breeze...
[10:42] Momiji
Get off of her, Asahi!
[10:45] Asahi
There, there. You too, Momiji.
[10:54] Mahiro
Asahi's pretty friendly, huh?
[10:57] Miyo
Yeah, she can get pretty
touchy-feely sometimes.
[10:59] Asahi
Come on, Miyo-chin. Bring it in!
[11:01] Miyo
N-No need. I'm good!
[11:03] Miyo
I prefer to watch, anyway!
[11:08] Mahiro
Never a dull moment with these guys, huh?
[11:13] Sign
ONIMAI
[11:14] Miyo
Onimai.
[11:14] ---
ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
ONIMAI
[11:14] ---
ONIMAI
[11:16] Nodoka
Once upon a time, there lived
an old bamboo cutter.
[11:20] Mahiro
After that, I made it through
class without getting called on.
[11:21] Nodoka
Every day, he would make his way
into the fields and mountains...
[11:24] Mahiro
And though I had been dreading break time,
[11:26] Mahiro
it went by pretty peacefully with
Momiji and the others by my side.
[11:35] Mahiro
I-I made it through unscathed.
[11:39] Momiji
Mahiro-chan!
[11:41] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:42] Momiji
Let's walk home together!
[11:44] Mahiro
Sure!
[11:49] Momiji
So how was your first day back, Mahiro-chan?
[11:52] Momiji
Were you nervous?
[11:54] Mahiro
You guys helped me out so much!
[11:57] Mahiro
I don't know what I would
have done without you!
[12:03] Mahiro
Be right back! Gotta use the restroom!
[12:13] Mahiro
Gotta go, gotta go!
[12:40] Miyo
Mahiro-chan?!
[12:41] Momiji
Wh-What are you doing?
[12:43] Asahi
Girls' bathroom's this way.
[12:48] Mahiro
Damn, that was a close call.
[12:51] Mahiro
Gotta be more careful.
[12:56] Mahiro
Why'd you guys follow me in here?
[12:59] Momiji
What d'ya mean, why?
[13:08] Mahiro
Oh, right...
[13:11] Mahiro
Girls go to the bathroom together, huh?
[13:14] Mahiro
I don't think I have the guts for that.
[13:21] Momiji
The desserts they have are really good, too!
[13:25] Miyo
You should come with us
next time, Mahiro-chan!
[13:27] Asahi
Yeah, you should!
[13:28] Mahiro
Almost there...
[13:30] Mahiro
Almost there...
[13:32] Mahiro
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
[13:35] Mahiro
Almost... Almost...
[13:38] Momiji
Are you even listening?
[13:39] Mahiro
Huh?
[13:41] Momiji
Your house is right there, Mahiro-chan.
[13:44] Sign
Oyama
[13:46] Mahiro
Just in time...
[13:49] Mahiro
See ya!
[13:50] Momiji
Yeah!
[13:51] Momiji
See you tomorrow, Mahiro-chan!
[14:07] Mahiro
See you tomorrow...
[14:10] Mahiro
Wait! Now's not the time!
[14:13] Mahiro
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
[14:16] Mihari
Welcome home, Onii-cha—
[14:33] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:34] Asahi
Onimai.
[14:38] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:38] Mari & Rin
Onimai.
[14:43] Mahiro
Ugh, this sucks...
[14:47] Mihari
You say that, but you're
already dressed and ready.
[14:50] Mahiro
B-But people would worry if I skipped
the very next day, wouldn't they?!
[14:55] Mihari
That's not the real reason, is it?
[14:58] Mihari
Here, take your bag.
[15:02] Mihari
Look! They're here to pick you up.
[15:06] Momiji
Morning, Mahiro-chan!
[15:08] Kaede
Your ribbon's crooked.
[15:11] Mahiro
Morning!
[15:13] Mihari
Take care, now!
[15:15] Kaede
Later!
[15:15] Momiji
See you later!
[15:17] Mahiro
See you later!
[15:28] Mahiro
My bag's so heavy...
[15:30] Kaede
Hang in there. You'll get used to it.
[15:33] Momiji
Build up that stamina.
[15:35] Kaede
Well? How's school been?
[15:39] Mahiro
I don't really know just yet...
[15:43] Kaede
Gotcha!
[15:44] Momiji
Mahiro-chan's quite popular, actually!
[15:46] Kaede
Oh?
[15:47] Mahiro
What?
[15:48] Mahiro
I wouldn't say that...
[15:49] Kaede
C'mon, own it!
[15:51] Kaede
You won't be in middle school for long!
[15:57] Mahiro
I-I'm beat!
[15:59] Mahiro
Just let it be over!
[16:02] Mahiro
I should ask Mihari to get her license
and have her drive me instead.
[16:06] Mahiro
At this rate, I'll have to
start learning in my sleep.
[16:11] Mahiro
What's first period today, anyway?
[16:15] Kid 1
Let's get going.
[16:16] Kid 2
This'll be fun.
[16:16] Mahiro
Gym class, huh?
[16:20] Mahiro
So that's why my bag was so heavy.
[16:25] Momiji
M-Mahiro-chan?!
[16:28] Mahiro
Hm?
[16:35] Mahiro
Wh-Whoops, sorry!
[16:38] Momiji
Pull yourself together!
[16:39] Satsuki
Hey, boys! Quit staring!
[16:41] Minori
You jerks!
[16:42] Yuuta
I-I wasn't even looking!
[16:44] Mahiro
Sorry, my brethren.
[16:46] Mahiro
I'll make it up to you one day, I promise...
[16:49] Momiji
Let's go, Mahiro-chan.
[16:51] Mahiro
Where are we going?
[16:53] Mahiro
Don't tell me—
[16:54] Sign
Girls' Changing Room
[16:55] Girl A
Right?
[16:57] Girl B
Same here!
[16:59] Girl C
You've lost weight, haven't you?!
[17:01] Girl C
You look great!
[17:02] Mahiro
What fresh hell is this?!
[17:06] Mahiro
I'm surrounded by half-naked schoolgirls.
[17:09] Mahiro
The whole place is a minefield!
[17:12] Mahiro
There's gotta be a safe
place to look somewhere...
[17:17] Mahiro
Oh, the beckoning call
of the flat, open plains.
[17:22] Mahiro
Truly a sight for sore eyes.
[17:26] Mahiro
Hang on. Where's Miyo-chan?
[17:28] Mahiro
I figured she'd love it in here.
[17:34] Mahiro
What are you doing, cooped
up in the corner like that?
[17:37] Sign
Girls' Changing Room
[17:41] Miyo
Mahiro-chan?
[17:42] Mahiro
M-Miyo-chan, yours are quite...
[17:44] Miyo
Stop looking at them!
[17:46] Mahiro
I'm sorry!
[17:53] Miyo
They tend to stand out in my gym
clothes, so it's embarrassing.
[17:57] Miyo
At least in winter, I can
cover up with a tracksuit.
[18:02] Mahiro
So being stacked has its
downsides, huh?
[18:04] Mahiro
Boobs are more complicated than I thought.
[18:10] Ms Rin
Okay, kids!
[18:11] Ms Rin
Let's start by splitting into
pairs and doing warm-ups!
[18:15] Miyo
I hate doing this!
[18:18] Mahiro
I'm so sorry!
[18:24] Mahiro
This is kinda embarrassing...
[18:27] Momiji
Today's the day I take you down!
[18:29] Asahi
I'd love to see you try!
[18:31] Mahiro
Those two seem to be having fun.
[18:34] Miyo
They're both pretty athletic, after all.
[18:37] Mahiro
What are we doing after this, anyway?
[18:40] Miyo
We're doing marathon training
all month, apparently.
[18:42] Mahiro
Dread!
[18:44] Mahiro
No way!
[18:46] Ms Rin
Gather round!
[18:49] Ms Rin
Today, we'll be recording your
times for the 1500-meter run.
[18:53] Mahiro
The dread is making me sick to my stomach.
[18:53] Ms Rin
You'll be split into two teams:
team one and team two.
[18:56] Miyo
Are you all right?
[18:57] Ms Rin
First, team one will run the lap
while team two records their times.
[18:57] Miyo
You still look a little pale.
[19:00] Mahiro
I think my tummy hurts a little.
[19:00] Ms Rin
Then you'll switch sides.
[19:02] Ms Rin
Remember to write down your heart
rate before and after you run.
[19:05] Ms Rin
Your recorded time—
[19:05] Miyo
Excuse me!
[19:06] Ms Rin
Hm?
[19:12] Miyo
Miss, Oyama-san is...
[19:15] Ms Rin
Oyama. You can sit out for today, okay?
[19:16] Asahi
What's up?
[19:17] Miyo
It's nothing.
[19:18] Mahiro
What? Really?
[19:23] Mahiro
I have no idea what happened,
but I'm not complaining.
[19:25] Mahiro
That sick-girl cover story came in clutch.
[19:31] Mahiro
You got this, Miyo-chan!
[19:38] Mahiro
Momiji's killing it!
[19:43] Mahiro
Whoa! Asahi's on fire!
[19:48] Asahi
Goal!
[19:55] Momiji
How'd you get so fast, Asahi?
[20:00] Mahiro
Good job, guys!
[20:03] Asahi
Thanks!
[20:04] Momiji
Thank you!
[20:16] Mahiro
Hey, Miyo-chan. Thanks for earlier.
[20:21] Miyo
Don't mention it.
[20:27] Miyo
Do you have a spare with you?
[20:30] Miyo
Let me know if you need to borrow one, okay?
[20:33] Mahiro
Borrow what?
[20:35] Mahiro
Spare of what?
[20:41] Asahi
Hey, what are they talking about?
[20:45] Momiji
Come on, Asahi.
[20:47] Asahi
Come on, Momiji. Tell me!
[20:47] Momiji
Let's go get changed.
[20:49] Asahi
Why won't you tell me?! Come on!
[21:01] Mahiro
So that's what happened.
[21:03] Mahiro
I couldn't bring myself
to correct her, you know?
[21:07] Mahiro
I gotta say, it's a pretty perfect
way to get out of class, huh?
[21:13] Mihari
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
[21:15] Mihari
You'll be sorry when the time really comes.
[21:21] Mahiro
You have a point.
[21:25] Mihari
Did anything else give you trouble?
[21:29] Mihari
Getting changed for gym class
was a little nerve-wracking.
[21:32] Mihari
That, and people kept coming up to
me during break asking questions,
[21:35] Mihari
so I might have to flesh out
the cover story you gave me.
[21:38] Mahiro
They seem to be buying it
for the time being, though.
[21:39] Mihari
I'm glad he seems happy.
[21:42] Mihari
Maybe middle school was
a good idea, after all.
[21:45] Mahiro
Oh, also!
[21:46] Mahiro
I noticed the guys stealing glances
at me a couple times, too.
[21:50] Mihari
What do you mean? Tell me more!
[21:53] Mahiro
Huh? W-Well, it was just an accident.
[21:56] Mihari
An accident?!
[21:57] Mahiro
Yeah, in the boys' bathroom...
[21:59] Mihari
The boys' bathroom?
[22:00] Mahiro
Th-Thanks for dinner!
[22:02] Mihari
Hey, wait! Come back here!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Akio Watanabe (Frontwing)
[23:38] Miyo
See you next time!
E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
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[00:00] Sign
Oyama
[00:04] Momiji
You've—
[00:05] Sign
Practice Questions
[00:08] Momiji
You've already done them all.
[00:10] Momiji
How?! How did you do that?!
[00:12] Mahiro
Huh? Oh, um...
[00:15] Mahiro
M-My sister tutored me
while I was absent from school...
[00:20] Momiji
Oh, right. She's like a doctor
or something, right?
[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji
Hm?
[00:27] Sign
Mahiro
[00:27] Mihari
Hey, you two. I brought
you some refreshments!
[00:30] Momiji
Thanks so much!
[00:32] Mihari
You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
[00:35] Momiji
Yeah, finals start next week.
[00:39] Momiji
Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
[00:43] Mihari
Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
[00:47] Momiji
Thank you!
[00:53] Momiji
I hate math. Especially when they
start adding letters to it...
[00:59] Mihari
Oh...
[01:00] Mihari
Okay, take this question.
[01:03] Mihari
Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
[01:04] Mahiro
I forgot it'd just be middle-
school-level homework.
[01:07] Mahiro
Even if it's been a while,
this kind of stuff's a breeze.
[01:08] Mihari
So this is the equation here...
[01:10] Mihari
Which means we can take this
number and carry it over here...
[01:11] Mahiro
With any luck...
[01:13] Momiji
Okay...
[01:13] Mahiro
I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!
[01:13] Mihari
Now, add those two together.
[01:15] Mihari
Then you just divide!
[01:17] Momiji
Oh, I get it now!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:40] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:46] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[02:58] Momiji
Ugh, I hate tests.
[03:02] Momiji
Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
[03:04] Momiji
Being such a smarty-pants!
[03:08] Momiji
I dunno about that!
[03:11] Momiji
It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
[03:13] Mahiro
Good morning!
[03:19] Mahiro
What's happened to the bright
and bubbly Asahi I know?!
[03:22] Miyo
Tests are her arch-nemesis.
[03:27] Mahiro
Ah, another victim of our
test-score-obsessed society.
[03:31] Mahiro
She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
[03:35] Mahiro
There, there. You'll get through it.
[03:38] Mahiro
I know exactly how you feel.
[03:43] Asahi
Mahiron. We're gonna get through
makeup exams together, okay?!
[03:48] Mahiro
Wha?! Why me?!
[03:51] Mahiro
Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
[03:51] Miyo
Aren't you gonna separate them?
[03:53] Momiji
Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
[03:53] Mahiro
We've got this, okay?!
[03:55] Momiji
I'll let it slide just this once.
[04:07] Mahiro
I don't think I've ever felt this
calm before an exam in my life.
[04:13] Sign
Math
[04:13] Sign
Social Studies
[04:13] Sign
Science
[04:13] Ms Mari
You may begin.
[04:16] Sign
Answer Sheet
[04:23] Mahiro
A perfect score would be too suspicious.
[04:25] Mahiro
I'll mess up a couple on purpose.
[04:27] Mahiro
All things in moderation, as they say!
[04:32] Mahiro
She's always dozing off.
[04:35] Mahiro
I'd feel bad if I let her
sleep through this, though.
[04:38] Mahiro
Poke, poke.
[04:46] Mahiro
I totally get it, though.
[04:48] Mahiro
These seats are so warm and cozy.
[05:06] Ms Mari
All right, stop there!
[05:08] Ms Mari
Pass your answer sheets
to the person in front!
[05:14] Mahiro
Huh?
[05:17] Sign
Answer Sheet
[05:20] Mahiro
Wait!
[05:35] Mahiro
I-It's over...
[05:39] Mahiro
All right!
[05:40] Mahiro
Time to make a comeback!
[05:42] Sign
Math 8:40-9:30
[05:42] Sign
Social Studies 9:40-10:30
[05:42] Sign
Science 10:40-11:30
[05:42] Sign
Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
[05:42] Sign
English 13:20-14:10
[05:45] Mahiro
Huh? Which era?
[05:48] Mahiro
Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!
[05:52] Mahiro
Ugh, I forgot all about
classical literature!
[05:56] Mahiro
Oh!
[05:58] Mahiro
I've got English in the bag.
[06:04] Ms Mari
All right, I'll be handing
back your tests now.
[06:07] Sign
Ughhh...
[06:07] Mahiro
Ughhh...
[06:11] Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[06:13] Momiji
Wh-What the—?!
[06:14] Asahi
I knew I could count on you, Mahiron!
[06:17] Asahi
I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
[06:20] Momiji
Don't forget me!
[06:22] Momiji
I can help teach you!
[06:26] Momiji
But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
[06:30] Momiji
I like you better this way, anyway.
[06:36] Mahiro
I should've known...
[06:38] Momiji
What? You slept through math?!
[06:42] Asahi
What a slob!
[06:44] Momiji
That's classic Mahiro-chan,
though, don't you think?
[06:46] Asahi
So true!
[06:47] Mahiro
I was getting stressed out over nothing.
[06:49] Momiji
Silly girl!
[06:55] Mihari
O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
[06:59] Mahiro
I don't mind being stupid,
[07:01] Mahiro
but it kinda sucks to fail
on the rote memorization.
[07:04] Sign
No gaming!
[07:04] Mahiro
Maybe I'll brush up on some
stuff, just in case.
[07:10] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[07:11] Mihari
How about I bump up your allowance a little?
[07:14] Mahiro
What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
[07:20] Nemu
Onimai...
[07:20] Sign
ONIMAI
[07:26] Asahi
Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
[07:29] Momiji
Did you fall asleep again?
[07:33] Mahiro
Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
[07:37] Mahiro
How come you don't have
a nickname for Momiji?
[07:40] Miyo
That is weird, now that you mention it.
[07:42] Momiji
Oh, that's right.
[07:44] Momiji
You didn't go to the same grade school
as us, so you wouldn't know...
[07:48] Asahi
I did have a nickname for her back then!
[07:51] Momiji
It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo
What? Tell us!
[07:57] Asahi
I dubbed her...
[07:58] Asahi
"Momijiro."
[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo
Momijiro...
[08:03] Sign
Momi
[08:03] Sign
jiro
[08:05] Miyo
It kinda suits her.
[08:07] Asahi
It's 'cause I thought
she was a boy at first.
[08:10] Mahiro
I feel that.
[08:12] Momiji
Come on, guys!
[08:21] Sign
Japanese 1
[08:24] Sign
Japanese
[08:27] Sign
Purrcy
[08:27] Sign
ATK Magic
[08:27] Sign
Fire
[08:27] Sign
Lightning
[08:27] Sign
Defense
[08:27] Sign
Skill
[08:27] Sign
1h Weapon Skills
[08:27] Sign
Dual Wielding
[08:27] Sign
Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
[08:27] Sign
Hero
[08:27] Sign
1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
[08:27] Sign
Greatswords
[08:30] Mahiro
I should pick skills that
combo well with each other.
[08:30] Sign
Japanese 1
[08:33] Mahiro
First, I gotta awaken the
hero's power, though.
[08:36] Mahiro
But do I go for a strength or speed build?
[08:39] Mahiro
I wanna go home and get back to it!
[08:45] Momiji
Hm?
[08:46] Momiji
Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
[08:50] Sign
Japanese 1
[08:51] Momiji
Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
[08:54] Ms Mari
Of course!
[09:04] Momiji
W-Wait, what?!
[09:12] Momiji
Seriously!
[09:14] Momiji
You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
[09:16] Mahiro
Aw, my bad.
[09:18] Mahiro
I was just excited to get back
and play the game I got.
[09:21] Mahiro
You know Lost Quest IX?!
It just came out yesterday!
[09:24] Mahiro
It's been so long since they
released the last one, you know?
[09:28] Momiji
Gotcha!
[09:29] Miyo
Sorry, I don't know that one.
[09:32] Mahiro
What?! You don't know Lost Quest?!
[09:36] Asahi
I know it!
[09:37] Mahiro
You do?!
[09:38] Asahi
Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
[09:41] Mahiro
Right, your big brother...
[09:43] Miyo
Boys do love video games.
[09:46] Asahi
Right?
[09:49] Mahiro
That's right...
[09:51] Mahiro
I guess we're all girls here.
[09:57] Mahiro
What do girls even talk about?
[10:01] Momiji
What?
[10:02] Mahiro
Oh, no! I meant, um...
[10:04] Momiji
Now that you ask...
[10:06] Asahi
Just talk about whatever you feel like!
[10:09] Asahi
You look so happy when you
talk about video games.
[10:13] Asahi
I think it's cute!
[10:15] Mahiro
Asahi...
[10:18] Mahiro
You're such a good friend!
[10:22] Mahiro
Who's a good girl?
[10:26] Momiji
Th-Th-That's...
[10:29] Momiji
That's what I was gonna say!
[10:37] Miyo
Though if you want girl talk, we
could always talk about romance!
[10:43] Mahiro
I have a feeling your idea of
romance is a little different...
[10:46] Miyo
No way!
[10:53] Mahiro
Everybody's so sweet.
[10:56] Mahiro
Maybe I'll tell them more
about it next time.
[10:58] Mahiro
Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
discussion about this stuff,
[11:03] Mahiro
but that'd be asking too much.
[11:04] Yuuta
How far did you get?
[11:09] Minato
I think I saved right after
leaving the port town.
[11:13] Mahiro
Are you guys talking about Lost Quest?
[11:16] Yuuta
U-Um... Oyama, right?
[11:20] Minato
You play Lost Quest too?
[11:22] Mahiro
Of course I do!
[11:24] Mahiro
I mean, who wouldn't?!
[11:29] Mahiro
Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
[11:32] Yuuta
No, we don't mind...
[11:35] Yuuta
Right?
[11:36] Minato
Y-Yeah. No worries.
[11:39] Mahiro
S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
[11:43] Yuuta
I got, what was it, that
one with the funny name.
[11:46] Mahiro
Do you mean Purrcy?
[11:48] Yuuta
Y-Yeah...
[11:50] Mahiro
Really?! Me too!
[11:53] Yuuta
I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
[11:57] Minato
Th-That's true.
[11:59] Mahiro
Yeah, true.
[12:00] Mahiro
That reminds me!
[12:01] Mahiro
Remember that enemy you encounter
in the first dungeon?
[12:04] Mahiro
That thing gave me the creeps!
[12:09] Mahiro
It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
[12:13] Mahiro
I'm so glad I found people
I can talk to about this!
[12:16] Mahiro
Oh! Which entry in the
series is your favorite?
[12:19] Mahiro
It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
[12:21] Minato
Huh? Six?
[12:23] Minato
Sorry, I haven't played that one.
[12:26] Mahiro
And you call yourself a fan?
[12:29] Minato
I mean, it came out before
I was born, you know?
[12:31] Minato
Before I was born...
[12:33] Minato
Before I was born...
[12:34] Minato
Before I was born...
[12:35] Minato
Before I was born, you know?
[12:36] Sign
Before I was born
[12:40] Mahiro
B-B-Before you were... born?
[12:45] Momiji
What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
[12:47] Mahiro
Oh, nothing.
[12:49] Mahiro
I'm fine.
[12:52] Satsuki
The boys made her cry!
[12:54] Minori
You jerks!
[12:56] Yuuta & Minato
What?!
[13:24] Mahiro
Oh, right!
[13:26] Mahiro
Sorry for earlier!
[13:34] Yuuta
Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
[13:37] Minato
Yeah.
[13:42] Sign
Mahiro has leveled up!
[13:44] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:44] Mahiro
Onimai.
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
ONIMAI
[13:48] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:48] Ms Yuriko
Onimai.
[13:50] Sign
Home Ec Room
[13:53] Mahiro
I love it when we get days
with more practical classes.
[13:57] Asahi
Same!
[13:58] Ms Yuriko
Okay, kids.
[14:00] Ms Yuriko
Next week, we'll finally be putting
your baking knowledge into practice.
[14:03] Ms Yuriko
Starting with cookies!
[14:07] Ms Yuriko
The school will provide all
the basic ingredients,
[14:10] Ms Yuriko
but discuss with your group if
you'd like to bring in your own
[14:13] Ms Yuriko
to put your own spin on it.
[14:16] Mahiro
Let's go!
[14:17] Mahiro
I can't believe we get to
eat cookies at school!
[14:20] Mahiro
Gotta love those perks!
[14:21] Momiji
We have to make them first, you know?
[14:23] Mahiro
Right...
[14:30] Miyo
So what kind of cookies
do you guys wanna make?
[14:34] Mahiro
Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
[14:37] Miyo
I love baking things!
[14:39] Mahiro
Wow, we have so much in common!
[14:41] Mahiro
I love eating baked things!
[14:44] Mahiro
Our team's gonna do great!
[14:46] Momiji
Mahiro-chan...
[14:47] Mahiro
Hm?
[14:49] Momiji
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
get my hopes up just yet.
[14:52] Asahi
Her heart might be in it,
but her baking's terrible.
[14:56] Mahiro
Oh, gotcha...
[14:58] Miyo
There's so many choices, I can't decide!
[15:02] Asahi
We gotta keep an eye on her.
[15:04] Momiji
I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
[15:06] Momiji
Let's just gently nudge her
in the right direction.
[15:09] Mahiro
Yeah...
[15:10] Mahiro
Are you guys good at baking, then?
[15:22] Momiji
What kind of cookies should we make?
[15:25] Mahiro
I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
[15:28] Mahiro
but I don't know if that's a good idea...
[15:32] Mihari
Baking is a science, you know?!
[15:35] Mahiro
Baking should be more about...
[15:38] Mahiro
fun and happy vibes, you know?
[15:42] Momiji
Sh-She's so cute...
[15:45] Momiji
Oh, in that case, why don't
we ask my sister to teach us?
[15:51] Mahiro
That's it!
[16:00] Momiji
I'm home!
[16:01] Momiji
Are you back, Onee-chan?
[16:04] Kaede
I'm over here!
[16:08] Kaede
Be a dear and help me up.
[16:15] Kaede
W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
[16:18] Kaede
Hey! You should text me before
you bring people over!
[16:20] Kaede
I need time to make myself presentable...
[16:23] Momiji
And this is the lazy-day look.
[16:26] Mahiro
Another facet to add to the list!
[16:29] Kaede
You wanna bake cookies?
[16:32] Momiji
We're gonna be baking
them in class next week.
[16:34] Momiji
We wanted to put our own spin on it.
[16:37] Kaede
In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
[16:41] Kaede
I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
[16:46] Mahiro
Thanks, Kaede-chan!
[16:49] Mahiro
Sounds kinda lewd...
[16:51] Kaede
I gotta restore my honor somehow.
[16:57] Sign
Roufl
[17:01] Kaede
Truth be told...
[17:02] Kaede
I've always wanted to bake
cookies with my little sister.
[17:06] Momiji
What? You could've told me!
[17:08] Kaede
It'd be no fun if I had to
drag you into it.
[17:10] Mahiro
Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
[17:14] Kaede
No way.
[17:16] Kaede
You're a little sister
to me too, Mahiro-chan.
[17:26] Kaede
This reminds me of the time
I taught Mihari how to bake.
[17:30] Kaede
She would've been around the
same age as you are now.
[17:33] Kaede
She was all excited to try making
cookies for her big brother.
[17:38] Mahiro
Now that you mention it,
[17:40] Mahiro
I do remember her baking
cookies a lot back then...
[17:43] Momiji
She made cookies for us not
too long ago too, remember?
[17:47] Kaede
I'm sure they tasted great.
[17:49] Kaede
They say the secret ingredient
is love, you know?
[17:54] Kaede
Imagining the joy on their face when
you give it to someone special
[17:57] Kaede
might just be the key to good baking.
[18:02] Mahiro
Someone special, huh?
[18:09] Miyo
Did you guys decide on what
our special spin should be?
[18:12] Mahiro
Yup!
[18:13] Mahiro
The results are in, and the flavor
of choice is black tea!
[18:17] Asahi
Black tea, huh?
[18:19] Momiji
All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
[18:21] Miyo
Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
[18:25] Sign
Roufl
[18:28] Miyo
Let's get started, then.
[18:31] Miyo
First, add the sugar and eggs
to a bowl of melted butter.
[18:34] Miyo
Then mix well before adding the flour.
[18:37] Momiji
Mixing!
[18:39] Miyo
Now, add the tea leaves.
[18:40] Mahiro
Adding!
[18:42] Miyo
Gently combine...
[18:44] Asahi
Combining!
[18:48] Miyo
Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
[18:51] Miyo
Now it's finally time
to cut out the cookies!
[18:55] Momiji
Miyo-chan?!
[19:01] Asahi
Safe...
[19:03] Momiji
I've got the cookie cutters here.
[19:06] Miyo
Great, thanks!
[19:08] Momiji
We were about to have massive
cookies on our hands...
[19:12] Mahiro
She was so good at giving orders, too...
[19:19] Miyo
Now all that's left is to bake them!
[19:28] Miyo
All done!
[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi
Whoa!
[19:33] Asahi
They look like real cookies and everything!
[19:35] Mahiro
We didn't burn them either!
I think we did it!
[19:38] Momiji
They look really good, too!
[19:45] Mahiro
Hurray!
[19:50] Ms Yuriko
How did it go, then?
[19:52] Miyo
Why don't you try one, Miss?
[19:55] Ms Yuriko
Y-Your group made these,
did they, Murosaki-san?
[20:01] Ms Yuriko
Goodness me!
[20:09] Miyo
Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
[20:11] Asahi
Not if you're the one making the—
[20:15] Momiji
Super yummy! Right, Asahi?!
[20:18] Asahi
Super...
[20:19] Momiji
Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
[20:23] Miyo
So good!
[20:24] Asahi
Right?
[20:25] Momiji
Good, right?
[20:29] Mihari
Welcome home!
[20:31] Mihari
You made it through another day!
[20:35] Mahiro
Here, these are for you.
[20:39] Mihari
Oh? Are these cookies?
[20:42] Mahiro
Yeah, black tea flavored.
[20:44] Mahiro
You like black tea, don't you?
[20:45] Mihari
Right...
[20:47] Mihari
I do.
[20:48] Mahiro
We...
[20:50] Mahiro
We made them in Home Ec today.
[20:54] Mihari
You made these?!
[20:56] Mahiro
They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
[21:12] Mahiro
Time to play.
[21:30] Mihari
Gosh!
[21:32] Mihari
These are just too precious to eat!
[21:49] Mihari
Smells just like Earl Grey.
[21:59] Mihari
They're perfect.
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta
See you next time!
E8 - Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
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[00:01] (Flashback) Momiji
Take this!
[00:02] (Flashback) Miyo
Why me?!
[00:04] (Flashback) Momiji
Gotcha!
[00:06] (Flashback) Mahiro
M-Miyo-chan!
[00:11] (Flashback) Asahi & Momiji
You guys were wide open!
[00:15] Mahiro
H-How could this happen?
[00:18] Mahiro
How could such a wonderful
night turn out this way?
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:40] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[00:46] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:54] Mahiro
Winter break rules!
[01:58] Mahiro
After many trials and tribulations,
through thick and thin,
SIGN #08 Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[02:01] Mahiro
I've finally reached paradise.
[02:05] Mahiro
Now I can slack off to my heart's content!
[02:10] Mihari
I knew long breaks from
school would pose an issue.
[02:13] Mihari
He'll be back to his old
ways if I don't step in.
[02:17] Mihari
I've got it!
[02:19] Sign
Chitose Azuma
[02:19] Sign
Kaede Hozuki
[02:20] ---
Kaede
[02:20] ---
You're welcome.
[02:20] ---
Thank you so much!
[02:20] ---
Don't mention it.
Well, I'm gonna
head to bed now.
Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
Goodnight!
[02:20] ---
Onii-chan | I'm | Kaede | Okay
[02:20] ---
Can Momiji-chan and
[02:21] ---
Can Momiji-chan and
[02:22] ---
Can Momiji-chan and
[02:29] Mahiro
All right!
[02:31] Mahiro
Break won't last forever, so
I'd better make the best of it.
[02:35] Mahiro
Okay.
[02:36] Mahiro
Time to plan out my schedule with a graph.
[02:42] Mahiro
I'll wanna sleep in late in the mornings,
[02:44] Mahiro
and have plenty of chill time
in the evenings, too.
[02:46] Mahiro
So with that in mind...
[02:48] Sign
Anime
[02:48] Sign
Sleep
[02:48] Sign
Eat
[02:48] Sign
Video
Games
[02:48] Sign
Eat
[02:48] Sign
Manga
[02:51] Mahiro
I-It's perfect.
[02:54] Mahiro
Well, without further ado!
[02:55] Mahiro
It's time to play nothing but video
games from now until dinner!
[02:58] Mihari
That's no different from
what you normally do.
[03:01] Mahiro
It is the will of Gaia that
I indulge in this way.
[03:04] Mahiro
It shall be named my Winter Vacation Mode!
[03:09] Mihari
Honestly...
[03:30] Mahiro
M-Mihari?
[03:32] Mahiro
You wanna play with me?
[03:35] Mihari
Not today.
[03:43] Mihari
Oh, that must be them!
[03:49] Mahiro
There's funny business afoot.
[03:51] Momiji
Thanks for having us!
[03:53] Asahi
Wassup?
[03:55] Miyo
Hey there!
[03:57] Mahiro
It's an ambush!
[04:00] Mahiro
Y-You plan on dragging me
outside again, don't you?!
[04:03] Mahiro
I won't go along with it this time, okay?!
[04:05] Miyo
But I thought we were
having a sleepover today.
[04:09] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:10] Momiji
Weren't you the one who
suggested it, Mahiro-chan?
[04:12] Asahi & Miyo
We're coming in!
[04:15] Mahiro
A... sleepover?
[04:18] Mahiro
Wh-When did I say—
[04:20] Asahi
I brought my PJs and everything!
[04:24] Miyo
I brought mine too.
[04:25] Momiji
Same here!
[04:26] Miyo
Oh?
[04:29] Miyo
Were you playing a game, Mahiro-chan?
[04:32] Asahi
Ooo!
[04:33] Asahi
Can we play too, Mahiron?! Can we?!
[04:36] Mahiro
Yeah, of course!
[04:38] Mahiro
Oh, but this is only a two-player game...
[04:41] Mihari
Ta-da!
[04:43] Mihari
And now...
[04:43] Mihari
Your big sis comes to
the rescue with a gift!
[04:44] sign
Family
Go-Kart Racing
[04:48] Girls
Whoa!
[04:50] Mahiro
You go, Mihari!
[04:54] Momiji
Whoa, that was close!
[04:57] Asahi
Oh yeah, it's bomb time!
[04:59] Momiji
I can just dodge it, you know?
[05:03] Miyo
Oh, no! I'm gonna get hit!
[05:06] Mahiro
Go, go, go!
[05:13] Mihari
Dinner's ready!
[05:15] Girls
Coming!
[05:21] Mahiro
Onimai.
[05:21] Sign
ONIMAI
[05:27] Girls
Thanks for dinner!
[05:31] Asahi
You're such a good cook, Doc!
[05:34] Mihari
I told you I'm not a doctor.
[05:36] Mihari
All right, bring by your empty plates.
[05:43] Asahi
You heard her, Mahiron.
[05:46] Asahi
You lost, remember?
[05:51] Mihari
Too bad you were the one who
suggested these stakes.
[05:54] Mahiro
Come on, I let them win.
[05:57] Mahiro
They're our guests, after all.
[06:02] Mihari
You seem pretty devastated for
someone who lost on purpose.
[06:05] Mihari
See? Aren't games more
enjoyable with friends?
[06:09] Momiji
Let's play that game again sometime.
[06:10] Mahiro
Th-That... depends on the game.
[06:11] Asahi
Yeah!
[06:12] Miyo
It was fun, wasn't it?
[06:14] Momiji
I wanna play again.
[06:15] Mihari
You could just admit it, you know?
[06:18] Mahiro
Admit what?
[06:23] Mahiro
I'm done...
[06:24] Momiji
Nice work!
[06:25] Miyo
Good job!
[06:27] Mahiro
So do you wanna keep playing?
[06:29] Momiji
It's getting late. We'd
bother the neighbors, no?
[06:32] Asahi
I worked up a sweat too, so I
kinda wanna take a bath now.
[06:35] Momiji
Actually, same.
[06:37] Mahiro
Hmm...
[06:39] Mahiro
Well, I don't mind going last,
so why don't you guys—
[06:42] Miyo
Let's go in pairs!
[06:44] Miyo
If we go in one at a time, the
water'll get cold before we're done.
[06:48] Mahiro
Th-That's a big no-no!
[06:51] Asahi
Why's that?
[06:52] Mahiro
I-It's just... Um...
[06:54] Asahi
Come on, Mahiron! I can
wash your back for you!
[06:59] Momiji
I-In that case, I can wash
your hair for you too!
[07:06] Mahiro
Uh...
[07:08] Mahiro
Um...
[07:11] Miyo
Come on, you two. Settle down.
[07:15] Mahiro
Miyo-chan!
[07:17] Miyo
How about the OG AsaMomi pairing?
[07:22] Asahi
Asa?
[07:23] Momiji
Momi?
[07:24] Mahiro
It's no use! She's been corrupted!
[07:28] Momiji
You mean Asahi and I should
battle each other for it?
[07:32] Asahi
Oh! You wanna go?
[07:35] Momiji
All right!
[07:36] Momiji
Let's rock-paper-scissors!
[07:38] Asahi
Hell yeah! I'm going with rock!
[07:41] Mahiro
Hold it, hold it!
[07:44] Mahiro
I-I-I'm gonna...
[07:56] Mihari
What the—?!
[07:58] Mahiro
We're getting in together.
This is your own fault.
[08:01] Mihari
H-Huh?!
[08:21] Mihari
U-Um...
[08:23] Mihari
I don't know how I feel about
you seeing me this close up...
[08:27] Mahiro
You've gotten bigger, huh?
[08:30] Mihari
Wha?! That's sexual harassment!
[08:33] Mahiro
That's not what I meant!
[08:35] Mahiro
We used to bathe together when
we were little, remember?
[08:38] Mahiro
I was just reminiscing.
[08:47] Mihari
Well, you've gotten smaller.
[08:50] Mahiro
And whose fault is that?!
[08:52] Mahiro
The bath is free! You guys can go now!
[08:57] Asahi
Wow!
[08:59] Miyo
You're so cute, Mahiro-chan!
[09:01] Asahi
You smell good too, Mahiron!
[09:06] Mahiro
Wha?
[09:08] Mahiro
You're just smelling the shampoo!
[09:11] Momiji
Come on, Asahi! It's time for our bath!
[09:15] Asahi
Uwaraba!
[09:19] Momiji
You too, Miyo-chan!
[09:21] Miyo
B-But it'll be too cramped
with the three of us.
[09:26] Asahi
Come on, it's a sleepover. We might as well!
[09:35] Momiji
You can wash up first, Miyo-chan.
[09:37] Asahi
Me and Momiji will go
ahead and get in the tub.
[09:40] Miyo
O-Okay...
[09:54] Miyo
This is like my worst nightmare!
[09:57] Miyo
Though getting to see my pairing
interact up close is a treat.
[10:01] Momiji
Blub, blub, blub, blub.
[10:03] Asahi
Take this!
[10:04] Momiji
It's been so long since we've
bathed together, huh, Asahi?
[10:08] Momiji
Do you remember?
[10:10] Asahi
Hm?
[10:11] Momiji
Back when we first became friends.
[10:17] (Flashback) Asahi
My name's Asahi!
[10:20] (Flashback) Momiji
I'm Momiji. Nice to meet you!
[10:29] (Flashback) Asahi
It's a topknot! You're a samurai!
[10:31] (Flashback) Asahi
Nice to meet you, Momijiro!
[10:34] (Flashback) Momiji
Mo-mi-ji!
[10:44] (Flashback) Asahi
That's so cool! I wish I had a topknot!
[10:47] (Flashback) Asahi
Maybe I should put my hair up too.
[10:50] (Flashback) Momiji
You're so weird.
[10:52] (Flashback) Momiji
Here, I have an idea.
[10:56] (Flashback) Momiji
See? Pretty cute, huh?
[11:18] (Flashback) Asahi
Hup!
[11:21] (Flashback) Asahi
Take that!
[11:25] (Flashback) Momiji & Asahi
Yay!
[11:30] (Flashback) Momiji
Wanna take a bath?
[11:32] (Flashback) Asahi
Sure!
[11:35] (Flashback) Momiji
Is it okay if we go in together?
[11:40] (Flashback) Momiji
Oh! Did you not want to?
[11:42] (Flashback) Asahi
N-No, it's okay.
[11:45] (Flashback) Asahi
I bathe with my big brother all the time.
[11:56] (Flashback) Asahi
Is yours gonna grow in later?
[11:58] (Flashback) Momiji
What?
[12:03] Asahi
I know we were little, but
that was still pretty rude.
[12:08] Miyo
My goodness.
[12:11] Asahi
We used to wash each other too, huh?
[12:16] Miyo
May I request a reenactment?!
[12:20] Asahi
All right, then, Miyo-chin.
[12:22] Miyo
Huh?
[12:23] Asahi
C'mere and I'll wash you.
[12:25] Miyo
I-I didn't mean me...
[12:28] Asahi
Come on, now! Don't be shy!
[12:39] Miyo
That actually feels kinda nice...
[12:41] Asahi
I used to wash my brother's
back all the time, you know?
[12:47] Asahi
Okay, now reach for the sky!
[12:50] Asahi
Gotta get your underarms!
[13:15] Asahi
I wasn't expecting that.
[13:20] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:20] Momiji
Onimai.
[13:24] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:24] Miyo
Onimai.
[13:26] Sign
Mahiro
[13:28] Mahiro
You really think we should be
sleeping in the same room?
[13:32] Mihari
That's the whole point of a
sleepover, don't you think?
[13:35] Mihari
Or would you rather sleep
with your big sister too?
[13:38] Mahiro
I said I'm sorry about the bath thing, okay?
[13:41] Mihari
I'm sure it'll be fine.
[13:43] Mihari
I know for a fact you're
harmless, after all.
[13:45] Mahiro
You say that like I'm some wild animal.
[13:56] Asahi
Futons!
[14:00] Asahi
This is so exciting!
[14:02] Mahiro
Asahi! You're in the way!
[14:06] Mihari
Was it cramped, being
in the bath together?
[14:09] Momiji
It was totally fine!
[14:11] Momiji
Th-Though we did have a small incident...
[14:19] Mahiro
Wow!
[14:21] Mahiro
You look so grown-up, Miyo-chan!
[14:24] Miyo
I'm an observer, not a participant, okay?!
[14:28] Mahiro
Huh?
[14:29] Momiji
Just try and give her a little space.
[14:32] Mahiro
What the hell happened in that bath?
[14:35] Mihari
Well, you're all set, so have fun.
[14:37] Mihari
Don't stay up all night, okay?
[14:40] Asahi
See ya later, Doc!
[14:42] Momiji
Goodnight!
[14:46] Asahi
Okay, what now? What are we doing?!
[14:49] Momiji
Whoa, there!
[14:50] Momiji
Let's decide who's sleeping where first.
[14:54] Mahiro
I'll sleep here.
[14:55] Mahiro
This one's mine, anyway.
[14:58] Asahi
Then I'll take the one next to hers!
[15:03] Momiji
No fair!
[15:05] Momiji
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it this time!
[15:08] Asahi
Hell yeah! I'm going with scissors!
[15:12] Momiji & Asahi
Rock, paper, scissors!
[15:15] Momiji
It's Asahi. I should have
known I was overthinking it.
[15:19] Asahi
Honesty wins again!
[15:21] Momiji
Be careful, Mahiro-chan.
[15:23] Momiji
Asahi's a nightmare to sleep next to.
[15:25] Mahiro
Wha? Really? Aw, man...
[15:28] Asahi
I'll be good, I promise.
[15:32] Asahi
Take this!
[15:35] Momiji
You little...
[15:37] Momiji
You've done it now!
[15:39] Asahi
Whoops.
[15:42] Mahiro
Hey...
[15:43] Mahiro
This isn't a field trip, you know?
[15:47] Mahiro
That's it!
[15:49] Asahi
We got her mad!
[15:49] Momiji
Sorry, Mahiro-chan!
[16:03] Asahi
Take this! Vanishing pillow!
[16:08] Mihari
Keep it down, will you?!
[16:13] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:13] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Asahi
Onimai.
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:14] Sign
ONIMAI
[16:20] Momiji
This is all your fault, Asahi.
[16:22] Asahi
You were being loud too, you know?
[16:25] Mahiro
Let's just try to keep it
down from now on, okay?
[16:30] Miyo
Then...
[16:31] Miyo
It's finally time for some girl talk!
[16:34] Mahiro
Oh, you're back with us, Miyo-chan?
[16:37] Miyo
Chatting is the best part of a sleepover!
[16:40] Mahiro
I see.
[16:42] Mahiro
Chatting's not really my thing...
[16:47] Miyo
Hey, hey! What do you
guys wanna talk about?
[16:49] Miyo
Romance, right? It's gotta be romance.
[16:51] Asahi
Well then, allow me to take the lead.
[16:54] Girls
Huh?!
[16:56] Asahi
I'll tell you a fearsome tale...
[17:00] Asahi
of the Pillow Flipper spirit!
[17:05] Asahi
This is a true story of my
many encounters with it.
[17:11] Asahi
Every night, when I'm asleep,
it appears before my pillow.
[17:21] Slime
Pillow, pillow, pillow...
[17:23] Asahi
It takes your pillow from under your head,
[17:26] Asahi
and even moves you around in your sleep.
[17:41] Mahiro
This is girl talk?
[17:43] Miyo
That's just a spooky campfire story.
[17:50] Momiji
Asahi, you dummy!
[17:52] Momiji
Why'd you have to bring
up such a scary story?!
[17:55] Mahiro
H-Hey now, weren't you listening?
[17:57] Mahiro
That wasn't scary at all!
[17:59] Momiji
La-la-la! I'm not listening!
[18:01] Asahi
I didn't think she'd react this badly...
[18:03] Mahiro
So you already knew she didn't like them?
[18:05] Mahiro
That's pretty mean, you know?
[18:09] Momiji
I'm going to sleep!
[18:11] Asahi
I'm sorry!
[18:13] Miyo
Aw! What about our romance talk?
[18:15] Mahiro
Momiji can be pretty cute
sometimes too, huh?
[18:20] Mahiro
I'm turning off the light now!
[18:22] Asahi & Miyo
Okay!
[18:40] Momiji
I really need to go to the bathroom...
[18:43] Momiji
This is all Asahi's fault!
[18:47] Momiji
I'll just have to hold it in till morning.
[18:53] Mahiro
So cold...
[18:58] Mahiro
Where'd my comforter go?
[19:07] Mahiro
She really is a nightmare
to sleep next to...
[19:16] Mahiro
It's no use! She's sound asleep!
[19:19] Mahiro
I'm gonna catch a cold at this rate.
[19:25] Mahiro
I give up.
[19:27] Mahiro
Time for an emergency evac.
[19:31] Mahiro
Momiji...
[19:38] Sign
The Pillow Flipper
[19:39] Momiji
The Pillow Flipper?!
[19:45] Mahiro
Huh?
[20:01] Mahiro
S-Sorry about that. Really.
[20:08] Mahiro
D-Don't beat yourself up about it!
[20:11] Mahiro
It was my fault, anyway.
[20:13] Mahiro
Just leave the rest to me.
[20:15] Mahiro
You can head back and use
my futon instead, okay?
[20:18] Momiji
O-Okay...
[20:20] Momiji
Where will you sleep, though, Mahiro-chan?
[20:23] Mahiro
Hmm...
[20:25] Mahiro
Oh!
[20:25] Sign
Mihari
[20:37] Mihari
Wha?! What's going on?
[20:39] Mihari
Why are you here?
[20:40] Mahiro
Please, no questions at this time.
[20:47] Mahiro
Goodnight!
[21:00] Mahiro
Wow, this is so embarrassing!
[21:03] Mahiro
I must have drunk too much
before bed, you know?
[21:09] Mihari
So that's what happened.
[21:11] Mihari
Well, you live and you learn.
[21:16] Momiji
You didn't have to take the
blame for me, you know?
[21:19] Mahiro
No worries, I got you.
[21:21] Mahiro
It'll be our little secret.
[21:23] Momiji
Y-You're sure?
[21:28] Momiji
Well, thank you.
[21:30] Mahiro
It's no biggie.
[21:32] Miyo
Interesting. Very interesting.
[21:41] Mihari
Wait...
[21:42] Mihari
Where's Asahi-chan?
[21:44] Miyo
She's still sleeping upstairs.
[21:47] Momiji
Asahi's never been much of a morning person.
[22:02] Asahi
The Pillow Flipper strikes again!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration:Toshiyuki Sato
[23:38] Asahi & Miyo
See you next time!
[23:39] ---
E9 - Mahiro Rings in the New Year
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Christmas in Your City
[00:00] Reporter
Look at these stunning winter lights!
[00:04] Reporter
The streets are just bustling with
couples enjoying the Christmas spirit.
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Christmas in Your City
[00:08] Reporter
Aren't you two a happy couple?
[00:10] Man
Why, thank you.
[00:10] Mahiro
Ugh, just kill me now.
[00:11] Man
Getting to see the lights with my
girlfriend is a dream come true.
[00:14] Reporter
She seems to be a little camera shy.
[00:17] Man
Hey, stop! Come on, quit it!
[00:18] Mahiro
On days like these, at least we've
got video games to keep us company.
[00:19] Reporter
Quick, get a close-up!
[00:22] Mahiro
Right, Mihari?
[00:24] Mihari
Don't lump me in with you.
[00:27] Mihari
Besides, I happen to have a date.
[00:33] Mahiro
Say what?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:59] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:05] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #09 Mahiro Rings in the New Year
[02:29] Momiji
S-So...
[02:31] Momiji
What made you call me out
here today of all days?
[02:35] Mahiro
It's a date! What else?!
[02:37] Momiji
What?!
[02:38] Mahiro
Since when did Mihari have the time?
[02:40] Mahiro
I gotta see this sweet-talker
with my own two eyes.
[02:42] Momiji
O-Oh, you meant hers...
[02:46] Mahiro
I need you to be my escort.
Too many people, you know?
[02:56] Mahiro
S-Someone's coming!
[02:59] Kaede
Sorry!
[03:01] Kaede
I got caught up!
[03:05] Mihari
The audacity!
[03:06] Kaede
I'm sorry, okay?
[03:08] Mihari
What took you so long?
[03:09] Kaede
It took me a bit to get ready.
[03:09] Momiji
Wait... Onee-chan?
[03:11] Mihari
Fine, I'll let it slide.
[03:14] Kaede
Thanks, bestie.
[03:14] Mahiro
Jeez!
[03:16] Mihari
'Course. Come on, let's go!
[03:16] Mahiro
I knew it couldn't have been a real date!
[03:18] Kaede
Yeah!
[03:20] Mahiro
Honestly, what was she
thinking calling it that?
[03:23] Momiji
You really love your sister, huh?
[03:25] Mahiro
Welp, that's a relief.
[03:27] Mahiro
Time to head home.
[03:29] Momiji
What?!
[03:31] Momiji
W-We're here now anyway.
[03:33] Momiji
Why don't we follow them
a little while longer?
[03:37] Momiji
M-Maybe there's more to their
relationship than meets the eye!
[03:40] Mahiro
Who are you, Miyo-chan?
[03:45] Mahiro
Still, I guess it would be
rude of me to call it off
[03:48] Mahiro
after she came all this way out for me...
[03:53] Mahiro
Okay, you're on!
[03:55] Mahiro
The pursuit continues!
[03:57] Momiji
Hurray!
[03:58] Kaede
They'll love it!
[04:04] Mihari
Something wrong?
[04:05] Kaede
Oh, just my imagination.
[04:07] Kaede
Shall we go?
[04:10] Kaede
There are so many places to check out!
[04:13] Mihari
For real! Where should we start?
[04:28] Employee
Sorry for the wait!
[04:48] Mihari & Kaede
Ready, go!
[04:53] Kaede
Well?
[04:54] Mihari
It's perfect!
[05:00] Mahiro
Looks like two friends shopping to me.
[05:03] Momiji
I figured.
[05:06] Mahiro
Tailing them is starting
to get a little old.
[05:09] Mahiro
I'm getting tired too. Wanna head back?
[05:11] Momiji
Wait, but... uh...
[05:13] Momiji
Oh, I know! Why don't we
do some shopping too?!
[05:17] Momiji
You could pick stuff out for me!
[05:19] Mahiro
What?!
[05:21] Momiji
Come on! You always seem to know what to wear.
[05:24] Mahiro
O-Okay...
[05:26] Mahiro
Hang on. Now it's like
we're the ones on a date!
[05:30] Mahiro
Momiji's bound to be mistaken
for my boyfriend, too.
[05:33] Momiji
Hey! What about something like this?
[05:36] Momiji
Look!
[05:44] Momiji
N-No way! Absolutely not!
[05:47] Momiji
Fine, if this is how it has to be...
[05:56] Mahiro
She looks cute! Hurray!
[06:02] Momiji
The skirt's too short, though!
[06:06] Mahiro
No one's gonna mistake her for a boy now.
[06:09] Momiji
Can't you pick out something less feminine?
[06:12] Mahiro
No! That's the whole point!
[06:14] Momiji
What?
[06:16] Mahiro
Oh!
[06:17] Mahiro
Here! Try this one on, too!
[06:19] Momiji
Really?! But I'm not into frilly stuff!
[06:22] Mahiro
Come on! You might as well!
[06:25] Momiji
Wait a sec, Mahiro-chan!
[06:25] Mahiro
Just trust me, okay?
[06:29] Mihari
Wait. Onii—
[06:31] Mihari
Mahiro-chan? What brings you here?
[06:34] Mahiro
Shoot! They found us!
[06:35] Kaede
You've been following us the
whole time, haven't you?
[06:38] Mahiro
You noticed, huh?
[06:40] Mahiro
Nothing gets past you, Kaede-chan.
[06:42] Kaede
Momiji's with you too, isn't she?
[06:44] Kaede
Where could she be?
[06:45] Mihari
What? You're on a date?
[06:47] Mahiro
As if!
[06:50] Kaede
Aha!
[06:52] Mahiro
Wait! She's—
[06:53] Kaede
Let's look behind curtain number one!
[07:03] Kaede
My goodness...
[07:06] Mihari
She's adorable!
[07:07] Kaede
Totally! Cute as a button!
[07:13] Momiji
On second thought, I'm kinda feeling this!
[07:15] Mihari
Um...
[07:16] Mahiro
Oh, no! She's having an awakening!
[07:26] Mihari
Well, we got what
we came for on our end.
[07:29] Mihari
What shall we do now?
[07:31] Kaede
Why don't we hang out for a bit?
[07:33] Kaede
Can't go wasting an opportunity like this.
[07:35] Kaede
Can we, Mahiro-chan?
[09:51] Kaede
I'm so glad I got to see this with you guys!
[10:08] Mihari
We're home!
[10:11] Mihari
Look at you, you go-getter!
[10:14] Mihari
Since when did you two start dating?
[10:16] Mahiro
Quit joking around, will you?
[10:18] Mahiro
Why'd you lie about having a date, anyway?!
[10:21] Mahiro
You could've just told me you and
Kaede-chan were going shopping!
[10:25] Mihari
Don't tell me... you were worried about me?
[10:28] Mahiro
Perish the thought!
[10:35] Mihari
Hey, I'm sorry.
[10:36] Mihari
I did have a reason for
keeping it from you, though.
[10:40] Mihari
I had Kaede help me pick something out.
[10:57] Mihari
Merry Christmas, Onii-chan!
[11:16] Mihari
I wanted to surprise you!
[11:25] Mahiro
Honestly...
[11:27] Mahiro
She really had me fooled.
[11:28] Mihari
Oh, and FYI...
[11:31] Mihari
We got a matching one for Momiji-chan, too.
[11:32] Mahiro
Huh?
[11:35] Mahiro
Why would you do that?
[11:45] Sign
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[11:45] Momiji
Onimai.
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[11:49] Sign
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
ONIMAI
[11:49] Kaede
Onimai.
[11:49] ---
ONIMAI
[11:49] ---
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[11:54] Sign
Happy New Year
[12:01] Mihari
Here, open wide.
[12:05] Mahiro
You really pulled out all the stops.
[12:07] Mahiro
You got the kotatsu out and everything.
[12:10] Mihari
Well, I thought we should at least
have it out for New Year's.
[12:13] Mihari
I can't believe the year's almost over.
[12:22] Sign
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[12:22] Sign
Celebrating the New Year around Japan
[12:22] Announcer
Happy New Year!
[12:25] Announcer
Coming up...
[12:25] Mihari
It's midnight, Onii-chan!
[12:25] Announcer
We'll be taking a look at the New
Year's celebrations around Japan.
[12:28] Mihari
Happy New Year!
[12:31] Mahiro
Happy New Year!
[12:35] Mahiro
Can I get my New Year's
money now, sister dearest?
[12:39] Mihari
Of course, sweetie!
[12:43] Mahiro
Easy win, guys.
[12:52] Mahiro
That's way too few zeros! I'm in
middle school now, you know?!
[12:55] Mihari
No, you're a grown adult, Onii-chan.
[12:58] Mahiro
Oh, that's right...
[13:00] Mihari
He's starting to lose it...
[13:02] Mihari
Here's hoping life as a girl
treats you well this year too!
[13:04] Mihari
You got this!
[13:06] Mahiro
I'll turn back to normal someday! I swear!
[13:13] Mahiro
Ah, what a wonderful New
Year's Day for staying in.
[13:24] Mahiro
I'm hungry.
[13:26] Mihari
Morning! I made mochi soup.
[13:35] Mahiro
We're not having osechi?
[13:37] Mihari
It's a hassle to prep, you know?
[13:39] Mihari
Were you looking forward to it?
[13:40] Mahiro
Not really. I think I can live without it.
[13:46] Mahiro
As long as I can stuff my face
and nap all day, I'll be happy.
[13:53] Mihari
Being productive has its
rewards too, you know?
[13:56] Mihari
But still...
[13:59] Mihari
I guess it is nice to kick your
feet up every once in a while.
[14:02] Mahiro
Oh?
[14:03] Mahiro
So you finally see where I'm coming from!
[14:05] Mahiro
Look at you! I'm so proud!
[14:11] Mihari
B-Be that as it may!
[14:14] Mihari
Come, Onii-chan. It's time to get dressed.
[14:19] Mahiro
W-Wait, don't tell me...!
[14:35] Mihari
We gotta ring in the new year!
[14:37] Mahiro
It's the most crowded place
you could have taken me...
[14:48] Mahiro
Hey, look, shrine maidens.
[14:51] Mihari
Come on, snap out of it!
[14:53] Mihari
Quit retreating to your happy place!
[14:55] Mihari
I prepared a little incentive for you.
[14:58] Mahiro
You did?
[15:00] Kaede
Oh, there they are!
[15:01] Kaede
Happy New Year!
[15:03] Mahiro
My incentive is here!
[15:06] Mihari
You look stunning, Kaede!
[15:09] Kaede
I managed to score a cute rental.
[15:17] Mahiro
I-Is she a samurai?
[15:19] Kaede
She refused to wear anything else...
[15:22] Momiji
Don't I look cool?
[15:24] Mahiro
Oh, she must be going through a phase.
[15:28] Mahiro
I hope you find yourself soon. All the best.
[15:33] Kaede
Let's get going, then!
[15:35] Kaede
We gotta get in line.
[15:36] Mahiro & Momiji
Coming!
[15:41] Kaede
You should've worn a kimono too, Mihari!
[15:44] Mahiro
Yeah!
[15:45] Mahiro
How come you get to dress
normally and I don't?
[15:47] Mihari
I-I wouldn't look good in one anyway...
[15:55] Kaede
We finally made it!
[16:01] Kaede
I better get my money's worth
for standing in line so long!
[16:04] Momiji
Now you're just being greedy.
[16:07] Mihari
I wish for my brother to
live a respectable life.
[16:10] Momiji
I wish that we can all stay
close with each other.
[16:14] Mihari
Go on!
[16:15] Mihari
You too, Mahiro-chan.
[16:16] Mahiro
R-Right...
[16:21] Mahiro
I wish...
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
No. 50
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
Omikuji
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
Great Blessing
[16:35] Sign
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[16:35] Sign
Fortune
[16:38] Mihari
Yay! I got the best one!
[16:40] Mahiro
Pretty weird for a science geek to
get all excited about her fortune.
[16:44] Mihari
Doesn't mean I can't participate!
[16:47] Asahi
Hey, wait...
[16:48] Asahi
Which is better? A small
blessing or a great one?
[16:51] Mahiro
Asahi?
[16:54] Miyo
Wait, Mahiro-chan?
[16:59] Mahiro
Hey, Miyo-chan! Hey, Asahi!
[17:01] Miyo & Asahi
Happy New Year!
[17:02] Girls
Happy New Year!
[17:05] Miyo
Your kimono's so cute!
[17:07] Mahiro
Oh, shush! So is yours, Miyo-chan!
[17:10] Asahi
So we meet again, Momijiro!
[17:14] Miyo
Why are you in men's hakama?
[17:16] Momiji
W-Well, you know...
[17:18] Momiji
I think they look cool...
[17:21] Kaede
The little ones are all here!
[17:24] Asahi
I know!
[17:25] Asahi
Bet you can't beat me at target shooting!
[17:26] Momiji
Hey!
[17:29] Momiji
You gotta save me, Mahiro-chan!
[17:31] Miyo
Oh, my...
[17:33] Kaede
Oh la la...
[17:46] Sign
A Precious World
[17:46] Sign
To A New Year
[17:46] Sign
A Clear Sky
[18:00] Asahi
I think I'm hungry.
[18:02] Miyo
Wanna get something from the food stalls?
[18:04] Asahi
I don't have any more money!
[18:06] Kaede
Then why not come over to our place?
[18:08] Kaede
I went overboard on the osechi, anyway.
[18:10] Mahiro
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi?!
[18:13] Mahiro
Let's go! What are we waiting for?!
[18:15] Mahiro
O.
[18:15] Sign
ONIMAI
[18:16] Kaede
Ni.
[18:16] Miyo
Ma.
[18:17] Momiji
I.
[18:17] Sign
ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
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ONIMAI
[18:21] Mahiro
Wow!
[18:23] Mahiro
Kaede-chan's homemade osechi!
[18:26] Kaede
It's a good thing you guys are here.
[18:28] Kaede
I may have made a little too much.
[18:30] Momiji
I told you you were overworking yourself!
[18:33] Mihari
New Year's isn't quite the
same without it, huh?
[18:35] Mihari
Maybe I should have made some after all.
[18:39] Miyo
Every osechi dish has a special
meaning behind it, right?
[18:43] Mihari
Rolled konbu represents
"yorokobu," or happiness.
[18:46] Asahi
I get it! Yorokonbu!
[18:52] Mihari
And black beans...
[18:54] Mihari
bring good health so that you can work hard.
[18:56] Mahiro
All right!
[18:57] Mahiro
Good luck working hard, then, Onee-chan!
[19:03] Mihari
And since rolled omelettes resemble scrolls,
they're said to bring academic success.
[19:07] Mihari
So good luck with your studies, Mahiro-chan!
[19:10] Momiji
Here!
[19:12] Mahiro
Th-Thank you...
[19:22] Girls
Thanks for the meal!
[19:26] Kaede
I'm happy you liked it!
[19:28] Kaede
We have amazake too, if you want.
[19:31] Mihari
I don't think I've ever tried it!
[19:33] Asahi
You're still too young
to drink alcohol, Doc!
[19:36] Miyo
Actually, it's generally okay
for minors to drink it.
[19:38] Miyo
In small amounts, that is.
[19:39] Miyo
Since the alcohol is cooked off anyway.
[19:41] Mahiro
Yeah, so it's totally legal.
[19:43] Kaede
There you go. Try some.
[19:56] Mahiro
Um...
[19:58] Mahiro
Mihari?
[20:04] Mihari
Onii-chan!
[20:08] Mahiro
W-Watch it, you dummy!
[20:10] Mahiro
There are people around!
[20:12] Kaede
What? Just from amazake?!
[20:14] Kaede
Come on, claws off.
[20:16] Kaede
She's your sister, remember?
[20:18] Mihari
Boo!
[20:20] Mihari
Then I'll take you instead!
[20:28] Mahiro
She's on a drunken rampage!
[20:31] Mahiro
Everyone, fall back!
[20:33] Mahiro
Take refuge in Momiji's room
before she can launch an attack!
[20:40] Mahiro
You too, Miyo-chan! Hurry!
[20:42] Miyo
I can't. I'm...
[20:46] Miyo
My eyes are locked on, and I can't move!
[20:52] Mahiro
No! Miyo-chan!
[20:54] Mahiro
Miyo-chan!
[21:04] Asahi
She's awake!
[21:05] Momiji
A-Are you all right?
[21:08] Mihari
Huh?
[21:09] Mihari
What happened just now?
[21:14] Kaede
You're banned from alcohol
for life, that's what.
[21:20] Miyo
Onee-sama!
[21:40] Mihari
It's been a while since we've gotten
to spend New Year's like this, huh?
[21:44] Mahiro
You're right.
[21:47] Mihari
So what exactly did you pray
for back at the shrine?
[21:51] Mahiro
What? Uh... It's a secret.
[21:53] Mihari
But I wanna know!
[21:55] Mihari
Come on, tell me!
[21:56] Mahiro
Quit nagging!
[21:57] Mihari
Honestly...
[21:59] Mihari
I haven't the faintest idea.
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Okorinashiyo (Mystery Anime Group)
[23:38] Mahiro & Mihari
See you next time!
[23:39] ---
E10 - Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
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[00:10] Mahiro
Today's the start of our third term, huh?
[00:17] Mahiro
It's freezing!
[00:20] Mahiro
And making us wear skirts even in winter?!
[00:22] Mahiro
How do they expect me
to stay warm in this?!
[00:27] Momiji
Oh, Mahiro-chan!
[00:31] Kaede
Morning!
[00:33] Mahiro
Good morning!
[00:34] Momiji
Good morning!
[00:36] Mahiro
Kaede-chan! Your legs!
[00:38] Mahiro
Aren't you cold?!
[00:40] Kaede
You betcha I am!
[00:42] Kaede
But beauty is pain, as they say.
[00:44] Kaede
Gotta show off these rockin'
legs while I still got 'em!
[00:47] Mahiro
I never realized.
[00:48] Mahiro
Girls are true heroes.
Thank you for your service.
[00:51] Momiji
I don't know how she does it.
[00:53] Momiji
It's so cold, I had to leave my hair down.
[00:56] Kaede
Wait!
[00:57] Kaede
You're wearing the scarf, Mahiro-chan!
[01:00] Kaede
Mihari and I picked it out together!
[01:03] Mahiro
Oh, that's right.
[01:05] Mahiro
Now we're matching, huh?
[01:08] Momiji
This feels kinda weird!
[01:11] Kaede
Who cares? You two are besties, aren't you?
[01:14] Momiji
C'mon, Onee-chan! Knock it off!
[01:15] Mahiro
Still, when we show up like this...
[01:17] Mahiro
Miyo-chan's gonna go nuts!
[01:17] Kaede
At least let me take a picture!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:37] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:43] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #10 Mahiro Ponders Boobs and Identity
[02:54] Miyo
Oh, my!
[02:56] Miyo
Why, what's this?
[02:57] Miyo
My gosh, what a pleasant surprise!
[02:59] Mahiro
Yup, I called it.
[03:02] Asahi
Aw, neat!
[03:03] Asahi
Maybe I should get a matching one, too!
[03:06] Miyo
Asahi-chan.
[03:07] Miyo
It's only neat because
they're the ones matching.
[03:10] Miyo
Are we clear?
[03:12] Momiji
Besides, you never wear scarves anyway.
[03:17] Asahi
You've got a point.
[03:19] Mahiro
And you're always wearing shorts when
you're not in your school uniform.
[03:22] Asahi
Yeah, I never get cold.
[03:26] Asahi
And as usual, I'm not wearing
anything under my skirt.
[03:31] Momiji
That phrasing...
[03:32] Mahiro
You're so devil-may-care.
[03:34] Mahiro
I had to put warm fleece
leggings on under mine.
[03:37] Mahiro
See?
[03:42] Satsuki
Quit staring, boys!
[03:44] Minori
You jerks!
[03:45] Minato
W-Wait, but!
[03:45] Minato
W-We weren't!
[03:47] Yuuta
I wasn't even looking!
[03:49] Satsuki
Hey, wait!
[03:50] Minori
Get back here!
[03:51] Minori
Quit running away!
[03:53] Satsuki
Come back!
[03:53] Momiji
I swear, you can be so careless sometimes.
[03:57] Momiji
Mahiro-chan?
[03:59] Mahiro
I-I didn't know my voice
could go that high...
[04:02] Mahiro
I-Is this what it feels like
when girls get self-conscious?!
[04:06] Mahiro
Not good! This is not good!
[04:08] Mahiro
I've gone too deep undercover!
[04:10] Mahiro
I gotta reclaim my masculinity!
[04:13] Mahiro
Bare-naked legs!
[04:15] Momiji
Wh-What's the matter?
[04:17] Asahi
You good?
[04:19] Mahiro
Ah, the bare-naked leg.
[04:22] Mahiro
What a sight to behold!
[04:23] Mahiro
Especially the legs of the girls
braving the cold winter air.
[04:27] Miyo
But that's bad for you!
[04:29] Mahiro
Huh?
[04:30] Mahiro
You'll catch a cold if you
don't cover up properly.
[04:33] Mahiro
Uh, yeah. That's true... I guess.
[04:36] Miyo
Besides, I heard it makes
your legs get chubby.
[04:40] Miyo
Your body stores more fat when exposed
to low temperatures, after all.
[04:43] Momiji
Huh.
[04:45] Asahi
So you gain fat when you expose yourself?
[04:47] Asahi
So that means Miyo-chin...
[04:50] Asahi
must be whipping her boobies out every day!
[04:53] Miyo
I've never whipped them out!
[05:00] Miyo
I-I don't do that, okay?
[05:02] Miyo
I don't, okay?!
[05:05] Momiji
Calm down, Miyo-chan!
[05:08] Asahi
There, there. You poor thing.
[05:10] Asahi
I'm sorry, Miyo-chin.
[05:12] Asahi
There, there. You're okay.
[05:13] Mahiro
Boobies, huh?
[05:19] Sign
ONIMAI
[05:19] Miyo
Onimai.
[05:25] Kaede
Oh!
[05:25] Kaede
Rise and shine!
[05:30] Kaede
Wait! Keep still, okay?
[05:32] Kaede
I'm almost finished.
[05:34] Kaede
There, all set!
[05:36] Mahiro
Huh?
[05:37] Kaede
Aww! It's so cute!
[05:39] Kaede
Long hair is so much more fun to play with!
[05:42] Kaede
If only Momiji would grow hers out, too.
[05:46] Mahiro
Th-That aside, Kaede-chan.
[05:48] Mahiro
How come you're here?
[05:51] Kaede
Oh, crap...
[05:52] Mihari
Kaede!
[05:54] Mihari
That's the exact same page
I left you on earlier.
[05:56] Kaede
Sorry, teach!
[05:58] Kaede
I took a break and got sidetracked.
[06:00] Mahiro
Oh, Mihari's tutoring again.
[06:01] Kaede
What question was I on again?
[06:20] Mahiro
You're such a good student, Kaede-chan!
[06:23] Kaede
What? Not by a long shot!
[06:25] Kaede
Lately, I've been working a lot.
[06:26] Mahiro
What do you need the
money for? A motorcycle?
[06:29] Kaede
Don't be silly! That's
something a boy would want!
[06:32] Kaede
A girl's gotta stock up on
the essentials, you know?
[06:35] Kaede
And clothes can get pretty expensive.
[06:37] Mahiro
Oh, really...
[06:38] Mihari
Don't gimme that.
[06:41] Kaede
I also kinda wanna get
a facial someday, too.
[06:45] Mihari
Really?
[06:46] Mihari
But you're far too young
to be thinking about that.
[06:48] Kaede
And that's where you're wrong, like always!
[06:50] Mahiro
Mhmm, mhmm.
[06:50] Kaede
You have to start taking measures
while you're still young.
[06:52] Kaede
If you want healthy skin, you
have to take good care of it!
[06:56] Kaede
Like by giving yourself a lymphatic
massage, for instance.
[07:01] Kaede
Oh, I know!
[07:02] Kaede
How about I give you a little
hands-on experience?
[07:05] Kaede
It'll be my gift to you
for helping me study.
[07:13] Kaede
First things first, the collarbone.
[07:17] Mahiro
This feels a little awkward...
[07:20] Kaede
I know. Just relax, okay?
[07:24] Mahiro
Oh, my...
[07:26] Mahiro
Miyo-chan would kill to be a
fly on the wall right now.
[07:27] Kaede
Now, we work from the chest
down below the arms.
[07:31] Mihari
C'mon, that tickles!
[07:33] ---
Whoa!
[07:35] Kaede
Then from the lower back down to the sides.
[07:39] Mihari
That actually feels really nice.
[07:42] Kaede
And for the lower body...
[07:44] Kaede
you mustn't forget to work the inner thighs.
[07:46] Mihari
What?!
[07:47] Mihari
You can't be serious!
[07:49] Kaede
Like here, for example.
[08:01] Kaede
Phew, now you're all set!
[08:04] Mihari
You have a knack for this, Kaede.
[08:06] Kaede
You think so?
[08:08] Kaede
It doesn't feel that great
when I do it on myself.
[08:10] Kaede
Maybe it feels better when
someone does it for you.
[08:12] Mahiro
Shh...
[08:16] Kaede
Now then, you're up next, Mahiro-chan.
[08:19] Mahiro
No way! Forget it! It's way too dirty!
[08:22] Kaede
Now, now. Don't be shy.
[08:25] Kaede
I'll even throw in a special
service for a fuller bust!
[08:28] Mahiro
A-A fuller what?
[08:32] Mahiro
Wh-Whoa!
[08:33] Mahiro
Stop, I'm serious!
[08:35] Mahiro
I said stop!
[08:46] Mahiro
You know what? My body does
feel less tense after that.
[08:50] Kaede
Right?
[08:51] Mihari
You could do this for a living, Kaede.
[08:53] Mihari
Like an aesthetician or something.
[08:55] Kaede
You think so?
[08:57] Kaede
I have considered it before.
[08:59] Kaede
Maybe I'll do some more practice
on Momiji when I get back home.
[09:02] Momiji
Onee-chan!
[09:04] Mahiro & Mihari
Please tell me you won't!
[09:08] Sign
ONIMAI
[09:08] Kaede
Onimai.
[09:11] Mihari
Onii-chan!
[09:15] Mahiro
Huh?
[09:18] Mihari
Here, take these.
[09:23] Mahiro
Chocolate?
[09:24] Mihari
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day!
[09:27] Mahiro
Oh!
[09:28] Mahiro
It doesn't count when you
get it from family, though.
[09:31] Mahiro
Besides, isn't this a little much?
[09:33] Mihari
H-Hey, wait a sec! Don't eat it!
[09:36] Mihari
You're supposed to be giving
them out this year, remember?
[09:40] Mahiro
What?
[09:50] Mahiro
I can't believe I have to hand out
all this chocolate to stupid boys.
[09:55] Momiji
Oh! Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[09:58] Mahiro
Good morning, Momiji.
[10:01] Momiji
Here, this is for you!
[10:05] Mahiro
Oh, wow! Thanks so much!
[10:10] Mahiro
Huh?
[10:11] Mahiro
Oh, right!
[10:14] Mahiro
Here, this is yours!
[10:17] Momiji
Yay, you're the best!
[10:20] Mahiro
I forgot friends give them
to each other too!
[10:22] Mahiro
Mihari really thought of everything.
[10:25] Kaede
While we're at it, here's some from me too.
[10:29] Kaede
Enjoy!
[10:32] Mahiro
Valentine's Day rules!
[10:35] Kaede
They're both homemade, by the way!
[10:38] Kaede
Momiji and I made them together!
[10:40] Kaede
She's never asked to make them together.
It made me so happy.
[10:44] Kaede
C'mon! You weren't supposed to tell her!
[10:48] Mahiro
Homemade chocolates...
[10:58] Asahi
Here, Mahiron! I brought you chocolate!
[11:01] Miyo
I brought you some too!
[11:04] Mahiro
Why, thank you. Much obliged.
[11:09] Mahiro
Now, a token of my gratitude.
[11:11] Asahi
Thanks!
[11:13] Miyo
Thank you!
[11:15] Mahiro
Man, this trading system
means everyone's happy, huh?
[11:19] Asahi
Plus, you get to try all sorts
of chocolate this way, too!
[11:22] Miyo
Right?
[11:23] Mahiro
Exactly!
[11:24] Momiji
You two are such gluttons.
[11:30] Mai
C'mon, let's trade!
[11:31] Miyako
So yummy!
[11:32] Mai
Right?
[11:34] Mahiro
I suppose I do have some
chocolate left over.
[11:37] Mahiro
All right!
[11:38] Mahiro
Here you go!
[11:39] Mahiro
Here, take this!
[11:40] Mahiro
You too!
[11:42] Mahiro
And you, and you as well!
[11:48] Mahiro
I'm up to my ears!
[11:50] Mahiro
Look at me! I'm living the dream!
[11:52] Mahiro
This would never happen
if I were still a boy.
[12:00] Mahiro
Yikes... It's hell on earth.
[12:03] Tomoya
Valentine's Day, am I right?
[12:04] Mahiro
What sad little creatures.
[12:06] Takeshi
Just a marketing ploy...
[12:07] Makoto
I'm not a huge sweet tooth, anyway.
[12:07] Mahiro
But I know exactly how they feel.
[12:10] Mahiro
I guess it can't hurt.
[12:13] Mahiro
How's it goin', gents?
[12:15] Yuuta
Huh?
[12:17] Mahiro
Here! You can have this!
[12:22] Mahiro
From one classmate to another.
[12:24] Mahiro
Totally platonic.
[12:26] Yuuta
F-Fine, I guess I can take it.
[12:29] Minato
N-Not that we're happy about it or anything.
[12:32] Mahiro
These two are actually pretty cute.
[12:35] Mahiro
No need to return the favor, okay?
[12:43] Mahiro
Wha—?!
[12:44] Zombie Makoto
I-I want some too!
[12:46] Zombie Tomoya
Me too!
[12:48] Mahiro
What are you guys, zombies?!
[12:50] Zombies
I actually am a sweet tooth...
[12:52] Mahiro
I'm all out! That was the last one!
[12:56] Zombie Makoto
Hand it over!
[12:57] Zombie Takeshi
Give it to me!
[13:00] Yuuta
H-Hey, stay back!
[13:09] Satsuki
Just ignore them, Oyama-san.
Boys are idiots.
[13:13] Minori
Those jerks.
[13:23] Mahiro
I guess this is the one day I'm
actually glad to be a girl.
[13:30] Mahiro
I really need to thank Mihari somehow.
[13:32] Commercial
It's February 14th. In other
words, Valentine's Day!
[13:35] Commercial
It's time to give chocolate to that
special someone in your life!
[13:39] Commercial
In stores today, we have all
sorts of confections on offer!
[13:41] Sign
Valentine's Day Fair
[13:41] Sign
Thank You
[13:41] Sign
Chocolate
[13:41] Sign
Thank You
[13:41] Sign
Candy
[13:43] Commercial
Choose from our special thank-you
line to express your gratitude!
[13:47] Mahiro
I'm home!
[13:51] Mihari
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
[13:53] Mihari
How'd it go?
[13:55] Mahiro
Check it! I'm set for life!
[13:58] Mihari
Wow, aren't you lucky?
[14:02] Mihari
Here's some from me, too.
[14:06] Mihari
Here!
[14:07] Mihari
Since the stuff I gave you
this morning was for school.
[14:10] Mahiro
Hey, one more for the pile!
[14:13] Mahiro
Then I'll give you yours now, too.
[14:17] Mahiro
Here!
[14:26] Mihari
Warn me next time, you dummy!
[14:32] Mahiro
You're such a crybaby!
[14:37] Sign
ONIMAI
[14:37] Mahiro
Onimai.
[14:40] Sign
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[14:41] Mai & Miyako
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[14:43] Sign
Books
[14:43] Sign
Opening Hours
[14:53] Employee
Have a nice day!
[14:56] Mahiro
Stupid Mihari.
[14:57] Mahiro
She's got me running errands for
her left and right these days.
[15:01] Mahiro
Still, I haven't been in this
store in a while, huh?
[15:16] Sign
CYLCIA=CODE
[15:16] Sign
The Monsters
in Class 1-A
[15:25] Sign
Masamune-kun's
Revenge
[15:26] Mahiro
Online shopping is convenient and all,
[15:28] Mahiro
but it's nice to visit an
actual store for a change.
[15:39] Mahiro
I can't go traipsing into
that section anymore, huh?
[15:42] Mahiro
Those books got me through
some tough times, though.
[15:45] Mahiro
Life wouldn't be the same without porn.
[15:50] Yuuta
Okay, okay! Hurry up!
[15:53] Minato
R-Right...
[15:54] Mahiro
Aren't those boys in my class?
[15:57] Mahiro
They're growing up so fast!
[15:59] Yuuta
Okay, I'll go in first. You stand watch.
[16:00] Mahiro
It's only natural boys their
age would be curious.
[16:01] Minato
Wait, won't that look even more suspicious?
[16:02] Mahiro
They have a lot of guts even coming here.
[16:05] Mahiro
Let's just pretend I never saw them...
[16:12] Mahiro
Oh, crap!
[16:20] Mahiro
Wait, you guys!
[16:22] Mahiro
I feel so bad.
[16:25] Mahiro
Still, I'd have done
the same if a girl saw me.
[16:28] Mahiro
Never mind.
[16:30] Mahiro
Maybe I'll leave a book for them
to find somewhere near the school.
[16:34] Miyo
Mahiro-chan?
[16:35] Mahiro
Hm?
[16:38] Mahiro
And you are?
[16:40] Miyo
C'mon! It's me, silly!
[16:44] Mahiro
Miyo-chan!
[16:45] Mahiro
What's with the disguise?
[16:47] Miyo
I didn't know you were into those
kinds of books, Mahiro-chan.
[16:50] Mahiro
I-I'm not, I swear!
[16:52] Mahiro
I just happened to be
walking by, that's all!
[16:56] Miyo
Oh, really?
[16:58] Miyo
I thought you might be a BL-loving fujoshi.
[17:00] Mahiro
That's what you meant?!
[17:03] Mahiro
Is that what you're into, then, Miyo-chan?
[17:05] Miyo
N-No way! I'm not! Not those ones...
[17:09] Miyo
Actually... Don't tell anyone this, but...
[17:14] Mahiro
Sure.
[17:15] Miyo
I'm more interested in the
ones about two girls.
[17:19] Mahiro
Tell me something I didn't know!
[17:21] Miyo
You can't tell anyone, okay?
[17:23] Mahiro
Wait, really?
[17:24] Mahiro
Since when have you been hiding it?
[17:26] Miyo
What are you into, then, Mahiro-chan?
[17:29] Mahiro
I'd say I'm more of a noncon—
[17:31] Mahiro
Scratch that!
[17:32] Mahiro
I've actually just been reading
a lot of shonen manga lately.
[17:36] Mahiro
But I'd be open to yuri manga, I guess.
[17:39] Miyo
Then say no more...
[17:41] Miyo
Take this!
[17:42] Sign
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:42] Sign
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:42] Miyo
And this!
[17:43] Sign
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
Wataten!: An Angel Flew Down to Me
[17:43] Sign
Whisper Me a Love Song
[17:43] Sign
Swishing Skirts on the Ballroom Floor
[17:43] Sign
I'm in Love with the Villainess?!
[17:43] Miyo
I recommend this one, too!
[17:44] Sign
Yurifuwa Girls
[17:48] Mahiro
She's trying to lure me
down the rabbit hole!
[17:52] Sign
Yurifuwa Girls
[17:52] Sign
Secret Love Idols
[17:55] Sign
Books
[17:55] Employee
Have a nice day!
[17:59] Mahiro
We bought the shop out, huh?
[18:01] Miyo
Tell me what you think when
you're done reading them, okay?
[18:07] Mahiro
I wonder why you felt the
need to put on a disguise.
[18:10] Mahiro
It's not like you were
buying anything indecent.
[18:13] Miyo
You know, I'm glad.
[18:14] Miyo
I was worried you'd get weirded out by me.
[18:18] Mahiro
Everyone's tastes are different, you know?
[18:21] Mahiro
No one should feel the need
to hide the things they like.
[18:24] Mahiro
You've got nothing to be ashamed of!
[18:27] Miyo
Okay!
[18:31] Mahiro
What a sweet aroma!
[18:34] Mahiro
Something smells good!
[18:41] Miyo
Oh, it's a crêpe stand!
[18:44] Miyo
They seem to be really popular lately.
[18:46] Mahiro
Really? I don't think I've ever tried one.
[18:49] Miyo
You're kidding!
[18:51] Miyo
Then how about I treat you
to one just this once?
[18:54] Miyo
In exchange for your silence, of course.
[19:03] Mahiro
Sho good!
[19:06] Mahiro
I love you, Miyo-chan!
[19:08] Miyo
You're such a kidder!
[19:10] Mahiro
Oh, wanna try a bite of mine?
[19:13] Mahiro
It's banana!
[19:14] Miyo
Huh?!
[19:15] Miyo
Oh, um... If you're offering...
[19:26] Momiji
What are you two doing?!
[19:31] Momiji
My bad! Here, drink this!
[19:34] Mahiro
H-Hey, Momiji.
[19:36] Mahiro
We just happened to bump into each
other at the bookstore, is all.
[19:41] Momiji
Aw, no fair!
[19:43] Momiji
I'm gonna go buy a crêpe, too!
[19:47] Miyo
What was I thinking?
[19:48] Miyo
It's so unlike me to do something like that.
[19:53] Mahiro
You're not gonna get one too, Asahi?
[19:55] Asahi
Nope, I'm broke!
[19:58] Momiji
I'm back!
[20:00] Mahiro
That was quick.
[20:01] Momiji
Here, Mahiro-chan! Have a bite of mine!
[20:15] Momiji
All right, quit drooling.
[20:18] Momiji
Here.
[20:20] Mahiro
Wanna try mine, too?
[20:22] Asahi
Are you sure?!
[20:23] Asahi
I'll never forget this, you guys!
[20:32] Momiji
Well, doesn't she look happy?
[20:33] Mahiro
Isn't it yummy?
[20:37] Mahiro
Oh, hey, do you prefer banana or strawberry?
[20:39] Miyo
It was touch and go there, but...
[20:39] Momiji
I like them both!
[20:42] Miyo
I prefer being the observer, after all.
[20:46] Mahiro
Just try to control yourself when
real people are involved, okay?
[20:51] Miyo
R-Right...
[20:53] Momiji
Hm?
[20:59] Sign
Math
[21:02] Yuuta & Minato
O-Oyama?!
[21:07] Mahiro
Wh-What is it?!
[21:10] Minato
U-Um, about what you saw yesterday...
[21:15] Mahiro
Oh!
[21:16] Mahiro
You mean at the bookstore?
[21:18] Minato
W-We were just discussing the optimal
layout for the store, you see?
[21:23] Minato
Right?
[21:24] Mahiro
Th-The what now?
[21:26] Yuuta
L-Like where the partitions
should go and stuff.
[21:29] Minato
Yeah, right, that!
[21:30] Mahiro
It's all right. I get it.
[21:32] Mahiro
Don't worry.
[21:33] Mahiro
I'm not gonna go around
telling everybody, so relax.
[21:38] Mahiro
In fact, how about I show you
guys a little something later?
[21:43] Yuuta & Minato
A little... something?
[21:51] Mahiro
Wait! Don't get the wrong idea!
[21:54] Mahiro
What am I, some...
[21:55] Mahiro
brazen hussy?!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro Pretties Up
[23:35] Illustration
Illustration: Hitomi Kariya
[23:38] Girls
See you next time!
E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up
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[00:00] Boy
Here goes nothing!
[00:10] Sign
Highly Accurate
[00:10] Sign
Astrology
[00:15] Minori
My horoscope today sucks!
[00:18] Mai
Your lucky color's red, it says.
[00:20] Miyako
You can have my red pen, if you want.
[00:22] Mahiro
The fortune-telling boom
is upon us, it seems.
[00:25] Mahiro
Girls are really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Nodoka
Hey!
[00:31] Nodoka
Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
[00:34] Nodoka
Be careful not to oversleep
today, Sagittarius.
[00:38] Nodoka
You may lose something important to you.
[00:42] Mahiro
Its power...
[00:44] Mahiro
It's greater than I feared.
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:03] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:09] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
[02:27] Mihari
You're reading an astrology book?
[02:30] Mahiro
Hm?
[02:31] Mahiro
You wanna take a look?
[02:33] Mahiro
Here.
[02:40] Mihari
I suppose girls are quite
fond of these, huh?
[02:43] Mahiro
I-It's not that!
[02:45] Mahiro
It's been all the rage at school lately,
[02:47] Mahiro
so I just wanted to see what
all the fuss was about!
[02:49] Mihari
Sure, sounds plausible to me.
[02:51] Mahiro
Gimme a break!
[02:53] Mahiro
Honestly, you don't even know
what I'm going through.
[02:57] Mahiro
Oh, hey!
[02:58] Mahiro
While you're here, why
don't I read out yours?
[03:01] Mahiro
Let's see. You were born
in April, so that means...
[03:06] Mihari
Stop right there.
[03:07] Mihari
I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
[03:09] Mahiro
Aw, you're no fun!
[03:11] Mihari
Why don't you try reading
another sign's horoscope?
[03:15] Mihari
I bet you it'll still apply.
[03:20] Mihari
Stuff like that is so generic.
[03:22] Mihari
All they do is write things
that could apply to anyone.
[03:26] Mihari
Like "you have a serious side to you,"
[03:28] Mihari
or "there's something weighing on you."
[03:31] Mihari
It's called the Barnum effect.
[03:33] Mahiro
Hang on, what's this?
[03:35] Mahiro
To those born in the month of April,
[03:37] Mahiro
try to avoid being overly
argumentative today.
[03:39] Mahiro
You may be annoying the people around you.
[03:42] Mahiro
See? It's got you pegged!
[03:44] Mihari
L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
[03:49] Mihari
An important occasion is
right around the corner.
[03:51] Mihari
You may be in for a surprise or two.
[03:55] Mahiro
An important occasion?
[03:57] Mahiro
Was there something coming up?
[03:58] Mahiro
Huh? Surely it's talking about—
[04:03] Mahiro
Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Mahiro
Wha?
[04:11] Momiji
Hello, Mahiro-chan.
[04:12] Mahiro
Hey, Momi— ji?
[04:18] Mahiro
M-Momiji, have you finally
gone to the dark side?
[04:22] Momiji
It said an eyepatch would
bring me luck today.
[04:25] Mahiro
That's a safety risk! Take it off!
[04:31] Miyo
Death in the upright position.
[04:34] Miyo
Asahi-chan...
[04:36] Miyo
Your death is nigh.
[04:38] Asahi
Dun-Dun-Duuun!
[04:43] Mahiro
This one's fishy, too.
[04:45] Mahiro
Each one's more absurd than the last.
[04:48] Mahiro
They're all just at that age, I guess.
[04:51] Mahiro
Bless their souls.
[04:52] Miyo
Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
[04:54] Mahiro
Yikes!
[04:56] Mahiro
H-Hey, guys!
[04:58] Mahiro
How about we all do one that's
a little more light-hearted?
[05:01] Mahiro
Light-hearted? Like what?
[05:03] Mahiro
Like... Um...
[05:05] Mahiro
I didn't think this far.
[05:07] Mahiro
I swear there was something
in that book yesterday...
[05:11] Mahiro
Oh!
[05:12] Mahiro
How about animal horoscopes?!
[05:13] Mahiro
It's about finding out which animal
best fits your personality!
[05:16] Momiji
Cool! That sounds fun!
[05:19] Mahiro
No clue how you're supposed
to do that, though.
[05:21] Mahiro
Guess I'll just have to improvise.
[05:23] Mahiro
Well, then, Asahi's always
bubbly and outgoing.
[05:26] Mahiro
A dog fits her pretty
well, don't you think?
[05:30] Asahi
Woof, woof!
[05:31] Momiji
I totally see it!
[05:33] Mahiro
And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
maybe a bunny rabbit?
[05:37] Miyo
Hoppity-hop!
[05:37] Miyo
Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
[05:39] Mahiro
Kinda fits with her seemingly
constant arousal, too.
[05:42] Mahiro
For Momiji, I'd say...
[05:44] Mahiro
A kokeshi doll?
[05:45] SFX
Koke.
[05:46] Momiji
Huh?
[05:46] Mahiro
Scratch that! Um...
[05:49] Mahiro
What about a bear?
[05:50] Mahiro
Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
[05:53] Momiji
Aw, you really think so?
[05:55] Asahi
Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
[05:59] Miyo
What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
[06:02] Miyo
Let's see...
[06:03] Miyo
Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
[06:05] Miyo
with a loving soul and a big heart,
[06:07] Miyo
nothing fits me better
than the mighty elephant!
[06:12] Miyo
Something wrong?
[06:13] Momiji
Nope! Nothing at all!
[06:14] Momiji
I know!
[06:16] Momiji
Can I try something next?
[06:18] Momiji
It's just a normal horoscope
reading, though.
[06:20] Mahiro
Oh? I'm down!
[06:22] Momiji
All right...
[06:25] Momiji
Could you tell me your birthday, then?
[06:28] Momiji
This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!
[06:30] Momiji
Reading your horoscope is merely a façade
to get you to tell me your birthday!
[06:34] Momiji
Then I can surprise you when the day comes!
[06:36] Momiji
It's absolutely foolproof!
[06:38] Mahiro
Oh, right, my birthday.
[06:40] Mahiro
Umm, it's March...
[06:44] Mahiro
Oh, it's today, actually.
[06:47] Girls
It is?!
[06:48] Girls
H-Happy birthday!
[06:57] Mahiro
I'm home!
[06:59] Mihari
Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
[07:01] Mihari
You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
[07:04] Mihari
I guess horoscopes have
their uses, after all.
[07:08] Mahiro
Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
[07:11] Mihari
Talk about forced!
[07:12] Mahiro
I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
[07:15] Mihari
Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
[07:19] Mahiro
Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
[07:22] Mahiro
Feels weird to say I'm a year
older when I look like this.
[07:25] Mihari
How many candles should I put on it?
[07:28] Mahiro
That's a good question.
[07:32] Sign
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] Girls
Onimai.
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
ONIMAI
[07:40] Mahiro
Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
[07:43] Momiji
U-Uh...
[07:44] Momiji
Sorry, I can't today.
[07:45] Mahiro
Huh. Okay, then.
[07:47] Mahiro
In that case... Miyo-chan!
[07:49] Miyo
I can't either, actually...
[07:51] Mahiro
Huh?
[07:52] Momiji
That was close.
[07:54] Momiji
I'll see you then, okay?
[07:55] Miyo
Sure!
[07:56] Mahiro
Wait!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji
Let's throw her a birthday party!
[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji
It'll be a surprise!
[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji
We'll plan everything in secret,
so she doesn't find out.
[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi
But Mahiron's birthday
already passed, didn't it?
[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji
Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
this over nothing at all.
[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji
I know I would, if it were me.
[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi
You've got a point.
[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji
Besides, this way she definitely
won't see it coming.
[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji
Who would suspect a surprise party
when it's not even their birthday?
[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo
She sounds like some
iron-fisted TV producer.
[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji
Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji
And don't say a word about it
to her until this weekend!
[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi
Yes, ma'am!
[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo
Okay!
[08:36] Mahiro
Or something along those lines, right?
[08:38] Mahiro
It's totally cliché!
[08:39] Mahiro
Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
idea and get all depressed about it.
[08:43] Mahiro
But an experienced fellow, such as
myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
[08:48] Mahiro
Well, if it isn't Asahi!
[08:50] Mahiro
Come on now, spill the beans.
[08:51] Mahiro
I already know what's going on.
[08:55] Asahi
Stay away from me!
[08:57] Asahi
I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
[09:05] Mahiro
It's all over.
[09:23] Mihari
Onii-chan?
[09:27] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[09:28] Mihari
Enough! It's time to get up!
[09:35] Mahiro
But I don't wanna!
[09:36] Mihari
Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
[09:40] Mihari
Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
[09:43] Mihari
Have a little more confidence in yourself.
[09:47] Mihari
See? That's them now.
[10:00] Mahiro
We're under attack!
[10:08] Girls
Happy birthday!
[10:12] Girls
Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
[10:17] Miyo
Guess we can call this a success, then.
[10:19] Asahi
Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
[10:22] Momiji
Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
[10:24] Momiji
We knew if we let her, she'd just
end up spilling everything.
[10:27] Mahiro
Gotcha...
[10:33] Momiji
Here you go.
[10:34] Momiji
This present's from me.
[10:37] Mahiro
Wow, thank you!
[10:40] Miyo
I got you a book I thought
you might like, too.
[10:42] Miyo
Don't open it until later, okay?
[10:44] Mahiro
Oh, of course...
[10:46] Asahi
And I got you...
[10:48] Asahi
This!
[10:49] Sign
Anything-You-Want Ticket
[10:51] Mahiro
Yup, I should've known.
[10:53] Asahi
You can use that to get us
all to do something for you!
[10:57] Girls
Huh?!
[10:59] Mahiro
That's quite the tough call to make...
[11:02] Mahiro
Hmm...
[11:05] Mahiro
Well, how about this?
[11:08] Mahiro
I hope you'll all stay friends
with me from here on out!
[11:19] Asahi
No...
[11:20] Asahi
Not like that.
[11:23] Asahi
You know, like... something more practical!
[11:26] Mahiro
Aww...
[11:27] Mahiro
I really thought you'd
be satisfied with that.
[11:30] Mahiro
A shoulder massage, then?
Would that make you happy?
[11:33] Sign
Anything-You-Want Ticket
[11:33] Asahi
Coming right up!
[11:37] Asahi
Rub, rub, rub.
[11:38] Asahi
Rubba-dub-dub.
[11:40] Momiji
Honestly...
[11:40] Asahi
You're so stiff, you know?
[11:41] Mahiro
R-Really?
[11:44] Momiji
This one's from all of us!
[11:47] Momiji
Ta-da!
[11:48] Sign
Happy Birthday
[11:49] Momiji
We baked a cake for you!
[11:52] Mahiro
Wow!
[11:54] Miyo
It's a fruit cake! My idea!
[11:57] Mahiro
Oh...
[11:59] Mahiro
Is it safe to eat?
[12:01] Momiji
It's okay. My sister supervised.
[12:04] Mahiro
Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
[12:07] Momiji
Your wish is my command!
[12:14] Momiji
Now, open wide!
[12:20] Mahiro
Delicious!
[12:21] Momiji
I'm glad you like it!
[12:23] Mihari
Here's some iced tea.
[12:25] Mahiro
Man, I'm thirsty.
[12:27] Miyo
Here you go!
[12:28] Miyo
Your drink, as requested.
[12:30] Mahiro
Turn on the TV for me, would you?
[12:32] Mihari
I'm part of this, too?
[12:36] Miyo
There's more if you want it.
[12:39] Asahi
Mahiro-sama.
[12:40] Mahiro
I need the restroom.
[12:41] Asahi
I'll go for you!
[12:42] Asahi
Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
[12:49] Asahi
C'mon, get out already!
[12:51] Mihari
That's karma for you.
[12:57] Mahiro
I would have loved it if
Kaede-chan were here too.
[13:01] Momiji
I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
[13:04] Momiji
Whoops, I forgot!
[13:06] Momiji
She wanted me to give you her present!
[13:08] Momiji
Here!
[13:09] Mahiro
Kaede-chan's the best!
[13:11] Mahiro
What could it be, I wonder...
[13:14] Mahiro
Hm?
[13:15] Sign
Mahiro-chan
[13:15] Sign
Happy Birthday
[13:15] Sign
Try dolling yourself up a bit
[13:15] Sign
Love, Kaede
[13:15] Kaede
Mahiro-chan!
[13:16] Kaede
Happy birthday!
[13:18] Kaede
Try dolling yourself up a bit!
[13:20] Kaede
Love, Kaede.
[13:22] Miyo
What a nice lip balm!
[13:24] Miyo
It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
[13:27] Mahiro
Y-Yeah...
[13:31] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka
Onimai.
[13:35] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:35] Satsuki & Minori
Onimai.
[13:52] Mihari
Oh, my...
[13:54] Mihari
How precious...
[13:55] Mahiro
Huh?!
[13:56] Mahiro
I-It's not what you think!
[13:58] Mahiro
I just thought it'd be rude of
me if I didn't use it, you know?
[14:01] Mihari
Right, of course!
[14:02] Mihari
If that's what you've been telling yourself!
[14:06] Mahiro
What's her problem?
[14:21] Momiji
Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[14:24] Kaede
Morning!
[14:25] Mahiro
Good morning!
[14:32] Mahiro
What's up?
[14:33] Momiji
It's just, you seem more
grown-up today somehow.
[14:37] Mahiro
Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
[14:43] Kaede
Aha!
[14:44] Kaede
You're wearing the tinted
lip balm I gave you!
[14:46] Mahiro
Yup.
[14:48] Kaede
You know? The lip balm I
got her for her birthday.
[14:50] Momiji
Oh!
[14:52] Mahiro
Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
[14:55] Mahiro
but I thought it'd be rude if I
didn't try it on at least once.
[14:59] Kaede
Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
[15:02] Kaede
I've always thought you
had such lovely features!
[15:10] Kaede
Should you ever want to
give makeup another try,
[15:12] Kaede
just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
[15:15] Mahiro
O-Okay...
[15:17] Kaede
You're so cute!
[15:19] Kaede
I knew this color would suit you.
[15:20] Momiji
Onee-chan!
[15:22] Kaede
Okay, okay.
[15:23] Kaede
Be careful at school, though, okay?
[15:27] Kaede
Though the color's pretty faint,
so I think you should be fine.
[15:41] Miyako
That color's so pretty!
[15:43] Satsuki
It's so cute! What brand is it?
[15:46] Mahiro
Here.
[15:47] Girl
Let me see, let me see!
[15:49] Girl
Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:51] Momiji
C'mon, guys! Back it up!
[15:53] Mai
Oh, my bad!
[15:57] Mahiro
You're my hero!
[16:00] Mahiro
I'm still not used to
talking to trendy girls...
[16:03] Momiji
They're really sweet once
you get to know them.
[16:05] Momiji
Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
[16:10] Miyo
Kids our age like dressing
up a little, you know?
[16:13] Asahi
I couldn't care less about that stuff!
[16:15] Miyo
Did you really have to contradict me?
[16:23] Mahiro
I couldn't care less either, of course.
[16:27] Mahiro
But it does feel nice to have them
fawning over me like this.
[16:39] Mahiro
Does putting on a little lip tint really
warrant this much attention, though?
[16:43] Mahiro
Girls have such a keen eye.
[16:46] Yuuta
O-Oyama!
[16:48] Mahiro
Wha?
[16:49] Mahiro
Hold up! Not the boys, too?!
[16:52] Mahiro
Huh?
[16:54] Yuuta
H-Here's your chocolate.
[16:56] Minato
You know? Since it's White Day.
[16:59] Mahiro
Oh, that's why...
[17:01] Mahiro
It is White Day, huh?
[17:03] Mahiro
I said you didn't have to, though!
[17:06] Mahiro
Still, I'd be the last one
to turn down chocolate.
[17:08] Yuuta
S-Sure...
[17:23] Mahiro
So...
[17:25] Mahiro
Was there anything else?
[17:27] Yuuta & Minato
Wha?!
[17:28] Yuuta & Minato
Um...
[17:33] Yuuta & Minato
W-We'll go get you something better!
[17:36] Satsuki
Boys are so dense sometimes.
[17:38] Minori
Those jerks.
[17:41] Mahiro
Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
[17:45] Momiji
Mahiro-chan!
[17:46] Momiji
You're on class duty today, remember?
[17:48] Momiji
You need to go pick up the class log.
[17:50] Mahiro
Oh, no, I forgot!
[17:52] Sign
Faculty Office
[17:55] Sign
Japanese
[17:55] Sign
Class Log
[17:56] Mari
Here you go.
[17:57] Mahiro
Sorry I'm late.
[18:00] Mari
You made it before assembly, so you're good.
[18:03] Mari
Hang on.
[18:04] Mari
Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
[18:06] Mari
It looks so natural on you.
[18:08] Mahiro
Oh, could you tell?
[18:11] Mahiro
I've been the talk of the
class since this morning!
[18:13] Mari
But wearing makeup is against school rules.
[18:16] Mari
It's faint, so I'd like to
let you off the hook, but...
[18:21] Mari
I understand the desire to make
yourself look pretty, of course.
[18:25] Mari
You are a young lady, after all.
[18:27] Mahiro
Oh... Uh...
[18:28] Mari
But you don't have to worry.
[18:30] Mari
You're a pretty girl just
as you are, Oyama-san.
[18:34] Mari
And we must look respectable at school.
[18:36] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am.
[18:37] Mari
Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
[18:39] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am...
[18:46] Mahiro
I can't believe she treated me
like one of the trendy girls!
[18:49] Mahiro
I think it's perfectly respectable!
[18:52] Mahiro
This is pure authoritarianism!
[18:53] Mahiro
What about self-expression?!
[18:59] Momiji
Yeah, I know. And get this...
[19:01] Momiji
Oh, welcome back!
[19:03] Miyo
Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
[19:05] Mahiro
U-Um...
[19:07] Mai
Oh, no...
[19:08] Mai
Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
[19:11] Miyako
She doesn't look it, but
she can be pretty strict.
[19:15] Mai
Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
[19:17] Miyako
So true!
[19:20] Mahiro
Right?!
[19:21] Mahiro
It's so unfair!
[19:23] Girls
Right?
[19:26] Boy
Are you serious?
[19:28] Yuuta
That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
[19:31] Minato
Girls are so hard to please...
[19:35] Takeshi
You idiots!
[19:36] Tomoya
You messed up big.
[19:37] Makoto
Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
[19:41] Takeshi
You could've at least gotten
her a luxury brand!
[19:43] Makoto
That's what I was gonna say!
[19:44] Takeshi
What were you thinking?
[19:47] Satsuki
Boys are so...
[19:48] Minori
...childish.
[19:59] Mihari
Mahiro-chan?
[20:02] Mihari
You're not gonna put on makeup today?
[20:05] Mahiro
Knock it off, will ya?!
[20:07] Mahiro
What about you?!
[20:08] Mahiro
You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
[20:10] Mahiro
Why don't you spruce
yourself up for a change?!
[20:13] Mihari
C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
[20:16] Mihari
How many more times do I have to say it?
[20:18] Mihari
I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
[20:21] Mihari
And I'd hate for
people to think I'm vain.
[20:24] Mahiro
Welp, that was your last chance.
[20:27] Mahiro
There's no other way.
[20:29] Mahiro
Sensei! Do what must be done!
[20:32] Kaede
Leave it to me!
[20:35] Mihari
H-Have you been there this whole time?!
[20:40] Kaede
C'mon, just roll with it!
[20:42] Mihari
No! No way! I refuse!
[20:53] Kaede
I'm sorry, Mihari.
[20:57] Kaede
It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
[21:01] Kaede
I wish we could hang out and do more
teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
[21:06] Mihari
Kaede...
[21:08] Mihari
Oh, all right, then.
[21:10] Mihari
Go on, knock yourself out.
[21:12] Kaede
You're the best.
[21:16] Mahiro
True friendship.
[21:22] Kaede
There! All done!
[21:25] Kaede
You look gorgeous, Mihari!
[21:33] Mihari
This is like, totally weird!
[21:38] Mihari & Kaede
Yay!
[21:42] Mahiro
This cannot be allowed to continue!
[21:45] Kaede
Aw, don't say that.
[21:46] Kaede
How about you join in on
the fun, Mahiro-chan?
[21:55] Mihari & Kaede
Yay!
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Namori
[23:38] Kaede & Mihari
See you next time!
E12 - Mahiro's Future as a Sister
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[00:08] Asahi
Wow!
[00:11] Asahi
It's amazing!
[00:13] Miyo
It's so pretty!
[00:20] Mahiro
We finally made it...
[00:22] Kaede
That was quite the trip, huh?
[00:24] Mahiro
I'm exhausted.
[00:26] Kaede
How 'bout we get checked in
so we can go veg out?
[00:29] Mahiro
Sounds like a plan!
[00:30] Mihari
You really have a way with her, huh?
[00:37] Asahi
Look, I made a faceprint!
[00:40] Kaede
Hang on! Hold that pose!
[00:41] Kaede
Everybody get in, get in!
[00:43] Mahiro
They all seem so hyped.
[00:45] Mihari
I mean, look at the snow.
Can you blame them?
[00:47] Mahiro
Yeah, I guess not.
[00:49] Momiji
Jeez... Asahi! Let's get a move on!
[00:58] Momiji
What's up, Mahiro-chan?
[01:00] Mahiro
Oh, nothing!
[01:03] Mahiro
Shall we get going?
[01:05] Momiji
Sure!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:28] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:34] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN #12 Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[02:43] Asahi
So, guys!
[02:44] Asahi
It's almost spring break, you know?!
[02:47] Miyo
It'd be nice if we could
go someplace together.
[02:49] Momiji
That reminds me. Didn't we talk about
that kinda thing on Halloween?
[02:54] Mahiro
Huh? That was still on the table?
[02:58] Kaede
An onsen would be a nice change
of pace, don't you think?
[03:01] Mihari
It does sound nice.
[03:03] Miyo
I'd like to go too!
[03:05] Asahi
Me three!
[03:07] Kaede
Okey-dokey!
[03:09] Kaede
How about this one?
[03:10] Momiji
Wow! That looks nice!
[03:11] Mihari
It really does!
[03:12] Miyo
It looks wonderful!
[03:13] Kaede
Right?
[03:14] Mihari
It's perfect.
[03:14] Momiji
It's so pretty.
[03:15] Asahi
I wanna try that!
[03:16] Momiji
You're happy going here
too, right, Mahiro-chan?
[03:16] Miyo
It looks delicious.
[03:19] Mahiro
Huh?
[03:23] Mahiro
And so with that...
[03:25] Mahiro
Before I could even blink,
[03:27] Mahiro
we were packing our bags for a
one-night stay at the onsen.
[03:31] Kaede
Look, there it is!
[03:41] Sign
Tsukimi Inn
[03:44] Hostess
Welcome, and thank you for choosing our inn.
[03:47] Mihari
Thanks so much for having us!
[03:50] Everyone
Thanks for having us!
[03:52] Hostess
Well, then, if you'll all
follow me to your room.
[03:55] Sign
Ladies Room
[04:03] Mahiro
It's got tatami mats!
[04:04] Mihari
It's pretty spacious, too, huh?
[04:07] Mahiro
You can't have a Japanese
inn without tatami floors!
[04:09] Kaede
Well, then, why don't we hit the
town while it's still light out?
[04:14] Asahi
All right! It's time for a
snowball fight, Miyo-chin!
[04:17] Miyo
Um... I don't know about that.
[04:20] Momiji
Hey, guys! Look at me!
[04:24] Everyone
Wow!
[04:29] Miyo
How cute! It suits you!
[04:32] Asahi
I wanna wear one!
[04:33] Mihari
Well, then, why don't we all get
changed and head out?
[04:36] Everyone
Okay!
[04:37] Mahiro
Wha? What happened to vegging out?
[05:09] Shop Person
Thank you, dear.
[05:10] Shop Person
Enjoy it while it's hot, now.
[05:12] Mahiro
Sure thing!
[05:14] Mihari
Sometimes it's hard to believe...
[05:14] Mahiro
Thanks so much!
[05:21] Mahiro
Jeez!
[05:23] Mihari
Even his mannerisms have
gotten more feminine.
[05:27] Mihari
Hm? I wonder if that means anything.
[05:31] Kaede
Home sweet home!
[05:33] Asahi
We got some good stuff!
[05:36] Miyo
It was a little cold out there, though.
[05:38] Mahiro
Ah, the warm indoors soothes my soul...
[05:41] Kaede
Shall we head to the baths, then?
[05:43] Miyo
You know it's an open-air bath, right?
[05:45] Miyo
Apparently, we'll be able to
see the snow while we bathe!
[05:48] Momiji
That sounds great!
[05:50] Mihari
Let's all go in together, shall we?
[05:52] Everyone
Okay!
[05:53] Sign
Dining Hall
[05:53] Sign
Communal Bath
[06:01] Asahi
I hope the bath is big.
[06:03] Miyo
You're not allowed to swim in it, okay?
[06:05] Kaede
I wish I looked as good in
a yukata as you do, Momiji.
[06:08] Momiji
What's with the sass?
[06:10] Kaede
I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
[06:11] Kaede
I'll scrub your back for you, okay?
[06:13] Momiji
Jeez...
[06:14] Mihari
Okay, listen.
[06:15] Mihari
Try not to stare, all right?
[06:18] Mahiro
What would I be staring at?
[06:20] Sign
Hot Spring
[06:20] Sign
Ladies
[06:23] Asahi & Momiji
Ooo... Yay!
[06:28] Mihari
Don't forget to fold your clothes!
[06:30] Asahi & Momiji
Okay!
[06:32] Mahiro
Th-That's right.
[06:34] Mahiro
This is technically mixed... mixed bathing!
[06:37] Mahiro
No way! Absolutely not!
[06:39] Mahiro
These girls are my friends.
I gotta respect that!
[06:41] Mahiro
I can't go forgetting my
morals at a time like this.
[06:52] Sign
Hot Spring
[06:52] Sign
Ladies
[06:52] Kaede
C'mon! Let's get you out of those clothes!
[06:56] Kaede
What? You're too shy?
[06:58] Kaede
Don't be silly! It's just
us girls, after all!
[07:01] Mahiro
D-Don't do it!
[07:02] Kaede
And a one, and a two, and a three!
[07:12] Mahiro
Wow!
[07:15] Everyone
Wow!
[07:18] Momiji
It's massive!
[07:19] Miyo
What a beautiful snowscape!
[07:29] Kaede
So relaxing...
[07:31] Mihari
Apparently, the water's good for detoxing.
[07:33] Asahi
Detoxing?
[07:34] Asahi
It's when you rid the body of impurities
that have built up over time.
[07:38] Asahi
Neat!
[07:40] Kaede
Toxins begone!
[07:42] Miyo
Huh? Where's Mahiro-chan?
[07:44] Momiji
Huh?
[07:45] Momiji
Oh!
[07:50] Momiji
Come hang out with us, Mahiro-chan!
[07:52] Mahiro
O-Oh, don't mind me!
[07:54] Kaede
She's so sheepish. Must be puberty.
[07:57] Mihari
Y-Yeah, must be...
[08:00] Mahiro
Jeez, I can't relax at all.
[08:01] Mahiro
Forget detoxing, my impure
thoughts are only growing!
[08:07] Mahiro
I-I can't help it!
My eyes have a mind of their own!
[08:10] Mahiro
It's too dangerous here.
I gotta get out of range.
[08:18] Mahiro
Now I can finally relax!
[08:29] Mahiro
Bathing is so much better alone.
[08:31] Mahiro
Getting stressed out at a hot
spring is just backwards.
[08:35] Mahiro
There it is again!
[08:37] Mahiro
That weird tingly sensation
I felt this morning!
[08:39] Miyo
Oh, there you are!
[08:41] Mahiro
Hm?
[08:44] Miyo
Mahiro-chan!
[08:49] Miyo
Can I sit with you?
[08:55] Miyo
It's a little embarrassing, us all
bathing together like this.
[08:59] Mahiro
Oh— Uh, yeah...
[09:01] Momiji
The view from here is nice, too!
[09:08] Momiji
C'mon, Asahi! Diving is against the rules!
[09:25] Momiji
What?
[09:26] Mahiro
Nothing, it's just...
[09:27] Mahiro
With you two, I don't have to worry
about averting my eyes.
[09:30] Momiji
What? Because I'm flat-chested?!
[09:32] Asahi
Oh, Mahiron...
[09:34] Mahiro
Uh! No, um, that's not what I meant...
[09:37] Mahiro
Uh— Um— You know? Err...
[09:40] Asahi & Momiji
Hee hee hee hee...
[09:43] Momiji
Take this, and that, and this!
[09:47] Asahi
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
[09:52] Momiji
And how about that?!
[09:54] Mahiro
I can't take this much longer!
[09:56] Mahiro
Whoa!
[09:58] Mahiro
Wait? No way...
[10:00] Mahiro
I know this feeling all too well...
[10:08] Asahi
Where's the big reaction?!
[10:09] Momiji
We could go all day, you know?!
[10:13] Mahiro
It has returned...
[10:16] Sign
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] Kaede; Momiji; Asahi & Miyo
Onimai.
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:17] ---
ONIMAI
[10:18] ---
ONIMAI
[10:21] Sign
ONIMAI
[10:21] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
[10:23] Asahi
Take this!
[10:25] Momiji
Ey!
[10:27] Asahi
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[10:33] Momiji
Squidgy?
[10:35] Asahi
What's wrong?
[10:37] Mahiro
T-T...
[10:40] Mahiro
Time out!
[10:49] Mihari
What is it? What's wrong?
[10:57] Kaede
What's the matter, Mihari?
[10:59] Mihari
W-Well, um... Er...
[11:02] Mihari
M-Mahiro-chan says she's feeling
a little light-headed, so...
[11:05] Kaede
Really? Oh, no!
[11:07] Kaede
She does look a little pale,
now that you mention it.
[11:11] Mihari
Not to worry!
[11:12] Mihari
Just stay put and enjoy
yourself with the others!
[11:17] Miyo
What's up with Mahiro-chan?
[11:19] Kaede
The hot water got to her, apparently.
[11:20] Asahi
What a baby.
[11:37] Mihari
Looks like the drug has
finally started to wear off.
[11:40] Mihari
Perhaps the hot spring played a role as well.
[11:43] Mihari
At this rate, you'll be fully
reverted by tomorrow morning.
[11:47] Mahiro
B-But we can't let that happen!
[11:49] Mahiro
Everyone's gonna find out!
[11:51] Mihari
You're right.
[11:52] Mahiro
Besides, this is all so sudden.
[11:55] Mahiro
And I was really enjoying this trip, too...
[11:59] Mihari
Onii-chan...
[12:09] Mihari
It's gonna be okay.
[12:11] Mihari
After all...
[12:14] Mihari
I brought the drug with me just
in case of such an emergency!
[12:17] Mahiro
Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[12:20] Mahiro
Honestly...
[12:21] Mihari
But are you sure about this?
[12:23] Mihari
If you take it, you'll be stuck
as a girl for a while longer.
[12:29] Mihari
You won't be able to turn
back for a long time.
[12:39] Girls
We're back!
[12:46] Momiji
I'm glad you seem to be feeling better!
[12:48] Mahiro
Y-Yeah! Just felt a little dizzy, is all.
[12:51] Asahi
We were worried!
[12:53] Miyo
Maybe it was fatigue.
[12:55] Miyo
I'm glad you're better now, though!
[12:58] Momiji
That was so relaxing, though, wasn't it?
[13:00] Asahi
That felt great!
[13:04] Asahi
We could go back in again!
[13:06] Momiji
I'd be down for that!
[13:08] Everyone
Wow!
[13:11] Momiji
This is so fancy!
[13:13] Asahi
It's a feast!
[13:14] Miyo
It's amazing! There's so much food!
[13:16] Kaede
Cod milt tempura, roast
venison, and boar stew!
[13:20] Kaede
There's even grated yam!
[13:21] Mihari
What an nourishing meal!
[13:24] Asahi
It's so creamy and tasty!
[13:27] Asahi
What does "cod milt" mean, anyway?
[13:29] Miyo
I'll tell you.
[13:31] Asahi
Oh...
[13:34] Momiji
Sho good!
[13:36] Asahi
I'm gonna have another one!
[13:36] Kaede
Have you tried this yet? It's really good!
[13:39] Momiji
This one's yummy, too!
[13:43] Momiji
Huh? Aren't you gonna eat
something, Mahiro-chan?
[13:46] Mahiro
Huh?
[13:47] Mahiro
Oh, uh... I will, I will!
[13:53] Everyone
Thanks for the meal!
[13:56] Mihari
I loved every single dish!
[13:58] Miyo
I wanna learn how to plate food like that.
[14:00] Asahi
I don't think I can get up.
[14:02] Momiji
You'll turn into a cow if you
sleep right after you eat!
[14:04] Asahi
Moo!
[14:05] Asahi
Moo, moo!
[14:08] Miyo
Wait! I think it's snowing!
[14:11] Kaede
What? Really?
[14:12] Asahi
It is?
[14:14] Momiji
It's snowing? Let me see!
[14:17] Miyo
See? It's really snowing!
[14:21] Miyo
It's so pretty.
[14:22] Momiji
It's amazing.
[14:24] Mihari
I'm so glad we came here.
[14:25] Kaede
Shall we go check out the garden
while we walk off the food?
[14:29] Everyone
Okay!
[14:32] Miyo
I wonder how cold it is.
[14:34] Kaede
Let's take pictures!
[14:34] Momiji
Come with us, Mahiro-chan.
[14:35] Mahiro
Huh?
[14:40] Mahiro
S-Sure...
[14:59] Kaede
Hey, look!
[15:03] Kaede
Whatcha think? Don't we look great?
[15:07] Miyo
All right, I'm taking a picture!
[15:10] Mihari & Kaede
Yay!
[15:12] Asahi
You'll pay!
[15:14] Asahi
Take this, Momijiro!
[15:17] Momiji
I read you like a book!
[15:24] Momiji
Take that!
[15:32] Mahiro
M-Miyo-chan?
[15:35] Miyo
You seem a little down, Mahiro-chan.
[15:40] Mahiro
Miyo-chan...
[15:45] Mahiro
Thank—
[15:45] Mahiro
Ouch!
[15:48] Asahi
Bull's-eye!
[15:51] Mahiro
Asahi! Just you wait!
[15:54] Mahiro
Surprise attacks don't count, you know?!
[15:57] Momiji
You've done it now.
[16:05] Mahiro
It's been so long since I
played in the snow.
[16:13] Miyo
It's cold!
[16:16] Mahiro
That's right.
[16:17] Mahiro
If I turned back now, I'd be
giving up on all of this, huh?
[16:21] Mahiro
And... I'm kinda happy
with the way things are.
[17:08] Kaede
Over there!
[17:09] Momiji
Where?
[17:10] Kaede
Look! Right there!
[17:13] Asahi
Mahiron! Get over here!
[17:36] Asahi
I wanna keep playing!
[17:39] Miyo
Sleeping does feel like a bit
of a wasted opportunity, huh?
[17:42] Momiji
Well, we still have all
day tomorrow, remember?
[17:44] Asahi
I guess you're right.
[17:46] Mihari
It feels like we're on a
field trip, doesn't it?
[17:46] Momiji
Right.
[17:46] Miyo
Yeah, I guess so.
[17:47] Asahi
Let's play more tomorrow!
[17:48] Momiji
Sure thing! What should we do?
[17:51] Kaede
Oh, right. I guess you missed
out on those, skipping grades.
[17:55] Kaede
We should do this again sometime.
[17:57] Momiji
Yeah, we should!
[17:59] Miyo
Where should we go next?
[18:00] Asahi
Honduras!
[18:03] Miyo
Why there?
[18:04] Momiji
Where even is that?
[18:06] Asahi
I have no idea!
[18:07] Momiji
Is it even in Japan?
[18:26] Momiji
Squidgy?
[18:53] Momiji
Smooth...
[18:55] Mahiro
Smooth?
[19:07] Mahiro
I-I'm in the clear?
[19:11] Sign
Tsukimi Inn
[19:19] Asahi
Miyo-chin!
[19:21] Asahi
Boo!
[19:24] Miyo
What are you doing?
[19:25] Asahi
Bet you I can fit ten more.
[19:27] Miyo
No way!
[19:27] Momiji
How did I end up sleeping
on your futon last night?
[19:31] Momiji
I don't remember a thing.
[19:33] Mahiro
R-Really? You were probably just sleepwalking.
[19:37] Mahiro
All I remember is something squidgy.
[19:41] Kaede
All right, guys! Let's get going!
[19:43] Mihari
Are you all set?
[19:44] Everyone
All set!
[19:47] Mihari
Thanks for the lovely stay!
[19:49] Hostess
We hope to see you again!
[19:51] Everyone
Thank you!
[19:56] Mahiro
Thanks, we'd love to!
[20:17] Mihari
They've all fallen asleep, huh?
[20:21] Mihari
So you chose this route in the end, huh?
[20:24] Mahiro
What do you mean?
[20:26] Mihari
You chose to take the medicine, right?
[20:29] Mahiro
W-Well, it wasn't exactly the best
time to be changing back, you know?
[20:34] Mihari
Is that all?
[20:36] Mahiro
I-It's not that I wanna
stay a girl or anything.
[20:40] Mahiro
It's just...
[20:41] Mahiro
I'd like things to stay this way
just a little while longer.
[20:46] Mahiro
What's so funny?
[20:53] Mihari
You've really changed,
haven't you, Onii-chan?
[20:56] Mihari
I don't just mean your appearance.
[20:58] Mihari
I guess you could say the rehabilitation
project was a resounding success.
[21:02] Mahiro
R-Rehabilitation project?
[21:04] Mahiro
You conniving little sister!
[21:06] Mahiro
You'll pay for this once I turn back, you hear?!
[21:08] Mahiro
Hmph!
[21:09] Mihari
Yeah, yeah.
[21:10] Mihari
But in the meantime, here's to your
continued New Life Plus as a girl!
[21:15] Mahiro
Why, you...
[21:20] Mahiro
Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad.
[21:31] Sign
Next Stop: Onimai
[21:31] Announcer
Next stop, Onimai. Onimai.
[21:33] ---
Next Stop: Onimai
[21:35] Momiji
We better get off.
[21:38] Momiji
Guys?
[21:43] Kaede
Look.
[23:27] Sign
The end.
[23:38] Everyone
The end!