# E792 - Mom's Assassin! Luffy and the Seducing Woods!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9PZ75J6/moms-assassin-luffy-and-the-seducing-woods)
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**[00:15] ---**
*I've never seen the end of
the world with my own eyes*
**[00:15] ---**
*kono sekai no hate nante
kono me de mita wake janai*
**[00:21] ---**
*That's why I start a
journey with you, we can!*
**[00:21] ---**
*dakara tabidatsun da kimi to, we can!*
**[00:38] ---**
*Traveling from sea to sea*
**[00:38] ---**
*umi kara umi wo mata ni kakete*
**[00:44] ---**
*In search of the one-piece treasure*
**[00:44] ---**
*hitotsunagi no takara sagashi ni*
**[00:49] ---**
*Despite the fact that
everyone laughs and says*
**[00:49] ---**
*sonna no yumemonogatari dato*
**[00:54] ---**
*that it's just a fantasy*
**[00:54] ---**
*daremo ga waratteiru kedo*
**[00:57] ---**
*A rush of excitement is our only compass*
**[00:57] ---**
*mune no takaburi dake ga rashinban*
**[01:05] ---**
*Just keep pretending you know everything*
**[01:05] ---**
*shittakaburi shitero yo*
**[01:09] ---**
*Textbooks are just guidebooks*
**[01:09] ---**
*kyoukasho nante sa guidebook*
**[01:16] ---**
*Both the rain and our
tears will eventually stop*
**[01:16] ---**
*ame mo namida mo itsuka wa yamu*
**[01:18] ---**
*Hold up your head, pull up anchor*
**[01:18] ---**
*kao wo agero ikari wo agero*
**[01:21] ---**
*Once the storm in your heart subsides*
**[01:21] ---**
*kokoro no arashi ga sugita nara*
**[01:24] ---**
*Take the helm, now, win a victory*
**[01:24] ---**
*kajitore saa kachitore*
**[01:26] ---**
*By the time tomorrow's wind blows*
**[01:26] ---**
*ashita no kaze ga fuku koro niwa*
**[01:29] ---**
*Get refreshed, spread sail, chest out*
**[01:29] ---**
*harebare ho wo hare mune wo hare*
**[01:32] ---**
*It makes me long to see someone*
**[01:32] ---**
*dareka ni aitakunarun da*
**[01:34] ---**
*There are tons of unimaginable truth*
**[01:34] ---**
*souzou tsukanai koto bakari daro*
**[01:42] ---**
*Don't turn a blind eye*
**[01:42] ---**
*miteminufuri suruna yo*
**[01:46] ---**
*Common sense is just the mind of the masses*
**[01:46] ---**
*joushiki nante sa tasuuketsu*
**[01:54] ---**
*I've never seen the end of
the world with my own eyes*
**[01:54] ---**
*kono sekai no hate nante
kono me de mita wake janai*
**[02:00] ---**
*That's why we've got to go,
Captain Live-By-My-Own-Rules*
**[02:00] ---**
*dakara ikou ze amano jack senchou*
**[02:05] ---**
*Who says it's impossible?
Nothing has started yet*
**[02:05] ---**
*dekiyashinai koto tte nani?
mada nani mo hajimatte nai*
**[02:11] ---**
*I want to know everything now, yes, we can!*
**[02:11] ---**
*subete shiritain da ima, yes, we can!*
**[02:16] ---**
*Yes, we can! You can!*
**[02:16] ---**
*Yes, we can! You can!*
**[02:19] ---**
*This moment*
**[02:19] ---**
*kono shunkan*
**[02:22] ---**
*We can! I can!*
**[02:22] ---**
*We can! I can!*
**[02:24] ---**
*This great feeling*
**[02:24] ---**
*kono kaikan*
**[02:27] ---**
*Now, now, yes, we can!*
**[02:27] ---**
*ima ima, yes, we can!*
**[02:40] ---**
*Yes, we can!*
**[02:40] ---**
*Yes, we can!*
**[02:46] ---**
*The goal is the last island - Raftel*
**[02:50] ---**
*and the Great Treasure of One Piece!*
**[02:55] ---**
*However, no one has ever reached
the legendary island...*
**[02:59] ---**
*...except for Gold Roger,
King of the Pirates.*
**[03:03] ---**
*It is the Great Pirate Era.*
**[03:06] ---**
*While the monsters of the New World
fight each other fiercely,*
**[03:10] ---**
*the Straw Hat Pirates are
in the center of the storm!*
**[03:16] ---**
*Their captain is a rubber man
who ate the Gum-Gum Fruit.*
**[03:19] ---**
*Monkey D. Luffy!*
**[03:22] ---**
*Zoro!*
**[03:23] ---**
*Nami!*
**[03:24] ---**
*Usopp!*
**[03:26] ---**
*Sanji!*
**[03:27] ---**
*Chopper!*
**[03:28] ---**
*Robin!*
**[03:29] ---**
*Franky!*
**[03:31] ---**
*Brook!*
**[03:32] ---**
**This tight-knit group of nine pirates...**
**[03:35] ---**
**...are making their way through the vast sea
with their sights set on the One Piece!**
**[03:40] ---**
*I'm gonna become the King of the Pirates!*
**[03:48] ---**
**To take back Sanji**
**[03:49] ---**
*who was being pressed into a marriage
and left his friends behind,**
**[03:53] ---**
**Luffy and the others infiltrated the Whole
Cake Island where Emperor Big Mom is.**
**[03:59] ---**
**Then, in a mysterious forest,
they finally found Sanji. However...**
**[04:05] ---**
Hey!
**[04:06] ---**
There he is!
**[04:10] ---**
Sanji!
**[04:13] ---**
*He disappeared for some reason.*
**[04:17] ---**
*In addition, a Luffy double who moves and talks
exactly the same as him appeared.*
**[04:24] ---**
*And then, they found Sanji again.
However...*
**[04:31] ---**
Sanji-*kun*, what are you doing up there?!
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, he's running again! Sanji!
**[04:39] ---**
You bastard! Outta my way!
**[04:47] ---**
Damn! You guys, go ahead!
Chase him!
**[04:51] ---**
O-Okay!
**[04:52] ---**
I'm coming too!
**[04:54] ---**
Don't get separated!
Chopper! Carrot!
**[04:57] ---**
This forest is strange!
Something's gonna happen again!
**[05:01] ---**
I know! But if we lose Sanji again...
**[05:04] ---**
Sanji!
**[05:08] ---**
Sanji! Please stop!
**[05:25] ---**
Gum-Gum...
**[05:27] ---**
...Gatling!
**[05:41] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[05:47] ---**
*"Mom's Assassin!
Luffy and the Seducing Woods!"*
**[06:24] ---**
What?!
**[06:32] ---**
Yikes!
**[06:41] ---**
Th-There's a gigantic half-buried man!
**[06:45] ---**
It's a Giant!
**[06:49] ---**
--You scared me!
--We should be saying that!
**[06:52] ---**
Are you okay?!
Who did this to you?!
**[06:57] ---**
What?
**[06:58] ---**
Your body is half-buried!
**[07:03] ---**
My body?
**[07:04] ---**
I'm just asking you "Did someone bury you?"
**[07:12] ---**
What's the matter?
**[07:15] ---**
I'm half-buried because I wanted to be.
**[07:18] ---**
What?! Is he stupid?!
I shouldn't have been worried!
**[07:23] ---**
The thing is...
**[07:26] ---**
I wanna have some juice.
**[07:27] ---**
I don't care!
**[07:31] ---**
Chopper, don't take him seriously!
He'll drive you crazy!
**[07:37] ---**
Wait, wait, you guys.
**[07:40] ---**
He's saying something.
**[07:41] ---**
Ignore him!
**[07:44] ---**
I like apple juice very much.
**[07:48] ---**
--So what?!
--Don't listen to him.
**[07:51] ---**
If you go left,
there are waterfalls of apple juice.
**[07:56] ---**
I like them very much.
**[07:58] ---**
Remember what Luffy told us?
We should be looking for Sanji-*kun*.
**[08:04] ---**
Am I dreaming?
**[08:08] ---**
You're looking for someone, aren't you?
He came this way.
**[08:12] ---**
What?! Did he?!
**[08:14] ---**
I said "Don't take him seriously"!
**[08:18] ---**
If you get me some apple juice,
I'll tell you.
**[08:22] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[08:29] ---**
Watch out! Nami! Chopper!
**[08:49] ---**
A rabbit?!
**[08:53] ---**
No! Let's run!
**[09:17] ---**
There are talking trees and crocodiles,
and the rabbit was trying to kill us!
**[09:23] ---**
This place is weird.
Let's go back to see Luffy!
**[09:27] ---**
We still know the way!
**[09:29] ---**
But what about Sanji?!
**[09:31] ---**
We don't know
if he was real or not anymore!
**[09:35] ---**
We finally saw each other
but he didn't even get up!
**[09:39] ---**
He didn't say anything!
**[09:43] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:44] ---**
And if that's the real Sanji-*kun*,
**[09:47] ---**
do you think he'd just stand by
and watch us going through this?!
**[09:51] ---**
N-No, maybe not...
**[09:53] ---**
Yeah, he said nothing and disappeared
when we first found him.
**[10:01] ---**
All right. Let's go back.
**[10:06] ---**
The needles are...
**[10:08] ---**
Look! The clock is like that too!
**[10:17] ---**
Everything about this forest is strange!
**[11:05] ---**
*Did you hear that?*
**[11:07] ---**
*Yes, I did*
**[11:09] ---**
*Move over*
**[11:10] ---**
*Move over*
**[11:12] ---**
*Tree, tree, tree, tree*
**[11:15] ---**
*Close up their way out*
**[11:18] ---**
*Flower! Flower! Flower!*
**[11:25] ---**
*Let's play*
**[11:26] ---**
*Let's play*
**[11:28] ---**
*Let's play a murder game!*
**[11:35] ---**
--Chopper, can't you go faster?!
--This is the fastest I can go!
**[11:41] ---**
Is he coming?
**[11:41] ---**
Yeah, he's coming after us!
**[11:44] ---**
We gotta get out of this
forest as soon as possible!
**[11:46] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:47] ---**
That rabbit is formidable!
**[11:52] ---**
But he's not a Mink!
**[11:54] ---**
You sure?!
**[11:55] ---**
Is he a Devil Fruit eater?
**[12:00] ---**
*They've noticed*
**[12:01] ---**
*The Straw Hats have noticed*
**[12:06] ---**
*About us*
**[12:08] ---**
*--No, they haven't.
--There's something wrong*
**[12:11] ---**
*They've noticed*
**[12:13] ---**
*--Brulee-sama is...
--...Playing with them*
**[12:16] ---**
*Who will make prey of them?*
**[12:19] ---**
*It will be delicious if we
make smoothies out of them*
**[12:51] ---**
See! He can't use Electro!
**[12:55] ---**
Take this!
**[12:58] ---**
--Carrot! Stay with us!
--Okay!
**[13:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Bird-*san*!
**[13:03] ---**
C...
**[13:04] ---**
Crane!
**[13:06] ---**
RANDOLPH - THE CRANE RIDER
THE BIG MOM PIRATES
**[13:19] ---**
--The weapon is...
--...Coming towards us!
**[14:42] ---**
Does it bring back memories?
**[14:45] ---**
It's good to finally see you!
**[14:47] ---**
I was surprised to know
that weak old Sanji is still alive
**[14:51] ---**
and is a pirate now.
**[14:58] ---**
Say something.
**[15:03] ---**
Go away.
**[15:07] ---**
I cut ties with my family.
I have nothing to say to you guys.
**[15:11] ---**
Well, we have something to say!
**[15:15] ---**
I heard you're refusing to
marry the daughter of the Charlotte Family.
**[15:19] ---**
You're a good-for-nothing fool.
**[15:24] ---**
You have no choice.
**[15:38] ---**
Didn't you hear me?
**[15:42] ---**
I said "Go away."
**[15:44] ---**
Yeah? Then, why don't you
make me go away yourself?!
**[15:52] ---**
Diable Jambe!
**[15:58] ---**
Flambage Shot!
**[16:37] ---**
Chopper! Carrot! Dodge!
**[16:40] ---**
Okay!
**[16:44] ---**
What's going on back there...
**[16:47] ---**
No!
**[16:50] ---**
What?!
**[16:51] ---**
He can serve as a landmark!
**[16:53] ---**
Oh, you guys from earlier!
**[17:03] ---**
The field of lollipops!
**[17:06] ---**
A little more to go until we reach Luffy!
**[17:10] ---**
You bastard! Outta my way!
**[17:19] ---**
Gear Three!
**[17:21] ---**
Gum-Gum...
**[17:24] ---**
...Giant...
**[17:25] ---**
...Pistol!
**[17:50] ---**
--He's still fighting!
--Luffy!
**[17:53] ---**
Let's go back to the coast!
**[17:56] ---**
Oh? Why're you guys here?!
**[17:58] ---**
Hurry up! I'll tell you later!
**[18:01] ---**
This forest has a bunch of creepy traps!
Let's go back to the Sunny!
**[18:05] ---**
Okay!
**[18:09] ---**
Somebody's after us!
**[18:11] ---**
Let's get out of the
forest as fast as we can!
**[18:22] ---**
That's the river where
we saw the talking crocodile!
**[18:24] ---**
If I remember right, as soon as we
cross the river, we can get out!
**[18:28] ---**
Let's jump over it like this!
**[18:31] ---**
Here we go!
**[18:36] ---**
Wait, guys! That's not the real me...
**[18:40] ---**
Did you say something, Luffy?!
**[18:42] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[18:47] ---**
Guys! Let's keep running
without slowing down!
**[18:51] ---**
Okay!
**[18:53] ---**
What happened to Sanji?!
**[18:54] ---**
He ran away from us
and didn't come back!
**[18:59] ---**
Something's wrong with him,
even though he sure looks like Sanji!
**[19:03] ---**
Let's talk after we get out, Nami!
**[19:06] ---**
Yeah! I'm glad that we still know the way!
**[19:09] ---**
We'll reach the coast soon!
**[19:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:17] ---**
--Oh?!
--What?!
**[19:27] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, it's you guys again!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey, could you pull out the thing
that's stuck to my...
**[19:38] ---**
We just went straight back the way we came!
**[19:42] ---**
Why are you here?!
**[19:46] ---**
Don't yell. It scares me.
**[19:50] ---**
Did you ask why I am here?
I was here the whole time!
**[19:56] ---**
You were here the whole time?
**[19:58] ---**
It's you guys that left and came back.
**[20:04] ---**
--Chopper, let's try again!
--Uh-huh!
**[20:08] ---**
Hey! Pull out the thing
that's stuck in my head!
**[20:16] ---**
Running through the field of lollipops...
**[20:31] ---**
Jumping over the crocodile's river...
**[20:37] ---**
Let's get to the coast this time!
**[20:44] ---**
You scared me!
**[20:47] ---**
Why do you guys keep coming back here?
**[20:50] ---**
Again?! Even without the Log Pose working,
**[20:54] ---**
we don't need to know the directions
because it's one simple path!
**[21:01] ---**
Going straight back this way...
**[21:03] ---**
Slowly... Slowly...
**[21:11] ---**
Oops.
**[21:12] ---**
Flower?!
**[21:13] ---**
What?! The trees and flowers are moving!
**[21:16] ---**
One, two! One, two!
**[21:19] ---**
The soil is moving and talking!
**[21:22] ---**
What's going on?
**[21:24] ---**
What are those things?
What's with this forest?!
**[21:27] ---**
--They found out!
--They did!
**[21:30] ---**
Cake!
**[21:32] ---**
Cake!
**[21:34] ---**
*Flower! Flower!*
**[21:38] ---**
*Flower! Flower!*
**[21:42] ---**
There was no path from the beginning!
**[21:47] ---**
You finally became aware...
**[21:50] ---**
...of the terror of this forest!
**[21:52] ---**
Hey, Luffy, what are you doing?!
**[21:55] ---**
This is the Seducing Woods!
**[21:58] ---**
Nami! That's not Luffy!
**[22:12] ---**
Who are you?!
**[22:15] ---**
Who am I?
**[22:20] ---**
We were together the whole time!
**[22:25] ---**
No matter how many times you try,
you'll never get out of this forest!
**[22:31] ---**
Never...
**[22:33] ---**
Not until you die!
**[22:36] ---**
Let go of me!
**[22:37] ---**
Calm down, young girl.
**[22:41] ---**
Look at the scar on my face.
**[22:42] ---**
CHARLOTTE BRULEE
THE 8TH DAUGHTER OF THE CHARLOTTE FAMILY
**[22:46] ---**
Isn't it terrible?
**[22:47] ---**
Who are you-*teia*?! A tree?
**[22:49] ---**
I'm not a damn tree! I'm Brulee!
**[22:53] ---**
Brulee?
**[22:55] ---**
A cute rabbit and a pretty girl...
**[23:00] ---**
How nice...
When I see those beautiful faces...
**[23:08] ---**
it makes me want to scratch them up!
**[23:24] ---**
**The Kingdom of Germa once ruled**
**[23:26] ---**
*over the North Blue with their
massive military forces!**
**[23:30] ---**
**Its king is Sanji's father,
namely Vinsmoke Judge!**
**[23:35] ---**
**When Sanji sees him again,**
**[23:37] ---**
*t brings back memories
from his rough and painful childhood!**
**[23:41] ---**
On the next episode of One Piece!
"A Seafaring Kingdom! Germa's King Judge!"
**[23:45] ---**
I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates!
**[23:48] ---**
**[23:50] ---**