E369 - Oars + Moria! The Most Heinous Combination of Brains and Brawn!

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing,
    let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered
    a Great Pirate Era!
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    This is...
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    ...one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea!
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    He's the "Tyrant" Bartholomew Kuma!
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    If you were to go on a trip,
    where would you like to go?
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    Of all the stupid...! I nearly let
    the weight of your title crush me.
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    What a dreadful man!
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    Negative Ghost!
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    And Special Hollow!
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    I can't ask Moria's whereabouts
    when you're being belligerent.
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    Where'd she go?
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    Aren't you the Cat Burglar?
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    You're part of the Straw Hat Crew!
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    What gives?! He got up there
    in the blink of an eye!
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    Did he warp...?
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    Is he after Luffy? I've got to let him know!
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    I've got ya, Moria!
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    The shadow? I've been chasing after the...
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    Sh-Shoot! He pulled a fast one on me!
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    "Oars + Moria! The Most Heinous
    Combination of Brains and Brawn!"
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    Darn it! When did he swap out with his shadow?
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    Why, you--!
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    Hey! Wait, Moria's Shadow!
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    Don't leave me here!
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    Where am I?!
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    Hey!
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    Shoot! This bites.
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    I said that I would recover everyone's shadows.
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    It'll be bad if I don't get our shadows back.
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    Uh... What happens if we don't have shadows?
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    Now I remember! As we are now,
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    I'm pretty sure the guys and I will melt in the sunlight.
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    We'll be in a jam when the sun rises, huh?
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    Shoot! I have to finish this up before dawn!
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    I never dreamed this would happen!
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    For now, all I can do is follow Moria's shadow!
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    Zoro, I really think we should
    buy time until Luffy defeats Moria!
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    I just obtained the black blade, Shusui.
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    Can you blame me for wanting to test it out
    on the monster standing before me?
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    Come on, man!
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    Oars!
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    Huh?
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    Have at me! I will be your opponent!
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    All right.
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    You're going to fight him alone?!
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    Whoa, Zoro! There is no way
    you can fight him by yourself!
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    Come back here so we can regroup!
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    Comparing the two swords,
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    the black blade, Shusui, is considerably
    heavier than my old Yubashiri.
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    Hey, Zoro! Dodge!
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    Going by its weight...!
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    Amazing! He used brute strength
    alone to divert that punch!
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    Three-Sword Style...
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    ...108-Pound Phoenix!
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    It's huge!
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    Drat! It didn't hit him!
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    I can't believe he dodged that!
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    Shusui's slash absorbed the ones
    from the other two swords
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    and became one big slash!
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    But there is excess damage
    around where it cut the stone.
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    It's proof that I haven't
    mastered this sword yet.
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    It is several levels more
    powerful than my old one,
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    but it doesn't seem like
    the most compliant of swords.
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    You gave me a great blade, swordsman Ryuma!
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    You're good! I bet that
    woulda hurt bad if it hit,
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    you bastard!
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    I'm gonna trample you!
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    Lemme step on you!
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    --Zoro!
    --Will he be okay?
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    Jerk!
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    Unless I make a bigger opening,
    all I can do is dodge!
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    Now!
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    Three-Sword Style! 108--
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    Now I'm going to crush you!
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    Zoro!
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    Tsk!
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    I bet he's as flat as a pancake.
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    Huh?
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    He isn't there!
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    Where did he go?
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    Darn! I can't see him through the dust.
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    Three-Sword Style...
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    ...108-Pound Phoenix!
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    Yikes! That was close.
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    Damn! That stupid monster dodged again!
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    Shrimp, quit sneaking around!
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    Zoro! S-Seriously, don't do anything crazy!
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    Even if by some miracle
    you managed to defeat him,
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    all you'd get out of it is Luffy's shadow!
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    We don't even know where
    your and Sanji's shadows are.
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    But if Luffy defeats Moria, everyone will
    instantly get their shadows back!
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    You don't need to get hurt
    fighting an immortal giant zombie!
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    Let's believe in Luffy and work on
    keeping this behemoth busy!
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    I fully believe in him...
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    ...but even Luffy has a weakness.
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    Huh?
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    Trickery!
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    The invisible man, the ghost girl,
    and the master of shadows...
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    This island is a nesting grounds for
    deceptive Devil Fruit power holders.
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    I doubt the enemy will
    fight Luffy fair and square.
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    That's a good point.
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    Yeah.
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    If he gives Luffy the slip and morning comes...
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    Luffy, the cook, and I won't be able
    to put up a decent fight anymore!
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    So at the very least, if we can get
    Luffy back to normal before dawn,
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    he'll take over from there.
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    I'd say we have less than
    thirty minutes until sunrise.
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    But these are foggy waters.
    The morning sun won't hit everywhere.
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    So morning is on the horizon...
    This fog is the only thing in our favor.
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    Honestly, the fear of annihilation is
    just now setting in with sunrise so close.
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    Ah, I found the runts!
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    Wh-What's that?!
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    Why is the ship shaking?!
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    What's going on?!
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    The ship must have gotten caught
    in another weird current like earlier!
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    Huh?! Hey, look!
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    It's the sky!
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    It's the pre-dawn sky!
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    The fog is dissipating before our very eyes!
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    What's going on?!
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    Does this mean we've left the Florian Triangle?!
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    It's because Oars was fooling
    around with the rudder earlier!
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    That bastard! Look at what he's done!
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    This is stinkin' bad!
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    Thriller Bark has pulled out of the fog!
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    We're doomed!
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    Sunrise is just around the corner!
    Is this the end of the line?
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    It's too soon to give up!
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    The Star of Hope's crew is
    fighting even as we speak.
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    H-Hey, check that out!
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    It's Moria's shadow!
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    It's flying back to the mansion.
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    So what?
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    Stupid! Don't you see?
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    Straw Hat has been chasing it.
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    It should lead him right to us.
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    In other words, if we set up an ambush...
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    Oh, I get it!
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    Great! Let's inform the captain and the others.
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    We have to stop Straw Hat!
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    Yeah, got it!
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    Moria-sama, something horrible has happened!
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    After all this time, Thriller Bark
    has left the foggy waters!
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    All because of Oars!
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    Moria-sama!
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    Don't make a scene. So what if we left the fog?
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    We're pirates! I don't care where
    we are as long as we're on the ocean!
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    Uh, but...
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    More importantly, zip your lips, because I
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    am entertaining the most unusual of guests!
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    Isn't that right, Tyrant Kuma,
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    the only Warlord who does the Government's bidding?
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    Isn't that right, Tyrant Kuma,
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    the only Warlord who does the Government's bidding?
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    I'm sure the Government finds you useful,
    but what are you plotting?
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    People like you are the most unsettling!
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    If you were to go on a trip,
    where would you like to go?
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    Whoa, whoa! Don't go there!
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    I know what your powers are.
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    Did you come to fight me?
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    State your business! What brought you here?
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    I came to make a report.
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    A report...?
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    It has been decided who will
    fill the empty Warlord seat
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    created by Crocodile's dismissal.
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    You should have said so sooner!
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    Who was it and what ocean was he from?
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    There are a bazillion pirates out there!
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    The name of his successor is Marshall D. Teach.
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    The man also goes by Blackbeard.
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    Blackbeard? I've never heard of him.
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    He ran away from Whitebeard's crew.
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    People are already starting to talk about him.
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    Vortex!
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    St. Elmo's Fire!
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    Damn it!
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    Die in darkness!
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    Flame Commandment...
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    Flame Emperor!
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    News hasn't reached your foggy waters,
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    but he joined after proving his strength.
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    And what was his original bounty?
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    Zero.
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    I see. So his capability is still unknown.
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    I'm amazed the Government approved.
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    But at least that seat has been filled!
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    Won't this help stabilize
    the world's power balance?
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    No, I imagine this will do the exact opposite,
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    but that is irrelevant.
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    To cut to the chase, the Government
    is rather concerned about something.
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    Since the incident at Enies Lobby,
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    they are constantly keeping
    tabs on the Straw Hat Crew.
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    They knew if the Straw Hats followed a
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    Log from Water Seven to Fishman Island,
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    the chances of you stopping
    them here would be high.
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    Do you see what the Government fears?
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    The Government
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    is afraid that Straw Hat
    will defeat yet another of the Seven Warlords.
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    Don't give me that! You're worried about me?!
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    Me, the person who took this seat
    to suppress the weak pirates?!
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    If necessary, I would be willing
    to offer you my assistance.
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    Who do you think you're talking to, bastard?!
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    Are you saying I might lose to a
    small band of inexperienced pirates?!
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    You cannot 100% guarantee victory in battle.
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    Who would have predicted
    the defeat of Rob Lucci
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    during the incident at Enies Lobby?
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    Jet...
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    ...Gatling!
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    Even so, are you telling me
    that the Government is so scared
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    that they want to throw
    two Warlords at them?! Well?!
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    I thought I'd help after delivering the report.
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    It is not as though I was ordered to assist you.
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    Then feast your eyes on what I do
    to those pirates while you're here!
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    And then tell those pampered
    idiots what you witnessed!
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    Tell them about how Gecko Moria effortlessly turned the
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    Straw Hat Crew that outwitted them into zombie soldiers!
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    The fog...!
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    This sucks!
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    That thick fog... was our one ray of hope!
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    Who planned for the fog to
    clear up now of all times?!
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    The morning sun is going
    to shine straight onto us!
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    Damn it! We've got enough problems on
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    our hands without having to deal with Oars!
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    The sky is unexpectedly clear tonight.
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    M-Moria! It's Moria!
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    Where?! Where is he?!
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    Hey, don't mess with us!
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    The sun will be rising soon.
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    Should you really be farting around?
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    Why is he here? What happened to Luffy?
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    Huh? I can hear Master's voice!
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    Hey! Hold up, Usopp!
    Where the heck is Moria?
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    Can't you see him? Look up there!
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    In the gut! He's in the middle of Oars' gut!
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    Inside his stomach?
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    I see him!
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    Hogback! This was his doing!
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    What is Moria doing there?
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    So where's Luffy? Did Moria
    seriously give him the slip?
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    Or did he...?
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    No one can take Luffy down!
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    Yeah!
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    That's strange. I could have
    sworn I heard Master's voice.
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    There he is! Is that a cockpit?
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    I'll be! Is my tummy a cockpit?
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    Hey!
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    This is pretty well made!
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    I wanna ride in the cockpit!
[20:34] ---
    Hey, stupid! Don't stick
    your fingers in the cockpit!
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    Okay, Master!
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    This is so cool! I'm like a robot.
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    Roar! I'm a giant robot!
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    Creak, creak, creak, creak!
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    Screech! Screech!
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    Whoa, that was close!
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    I'm the giant robot, uh, Oarsbomber!
    Nice to meet you!
[20:59] ---
    Why Oarsbomber?
[21:00] ---
    Oarsbomber?
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    How could you be a robot
    when you're a zombie?!
[21:04] ---
    Robots are like, "Ka-ching!" and "Ka-ling!"
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    I'm psyched that I get to be a giant robot!
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    Oars, give it a rest! Don't get so hyped up.
[21:17] ---
    Okay, Master.
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    Okay, punks! I am going to
    offer you the chance to fight me.
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    If you are victorious, you can
    set all of the shadows free.
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    All of you can attack at once!
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    But if you don't defeat Oars,
    you'll never pull me out of him.
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    That creep...
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    That's low!
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    We can't purify Oars if we don't defeat Moria,
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    but Moria went inside of Oars!
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    But doesn't that simplify things?
    Our target is right there.
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    We have to take them down!
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    Usopp! If a little wouldn't cut it,
    go find a boatload of salt!
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    That is the only way to purify Oars.
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    We'll weaken him as much
    as possible in the meantime.
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    Yep! Leave that to us!
[22:10] ---
    --Let's do this.
    --Okay! You got it! I'll go get some!
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    I'm pretty sure there was a kitchen
    in the first mansion we went to!
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    There should be a bunch of salt there!
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    I thought they looked pumped,
    but they're after salt.
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    Hey, Oars! Crush the path to the mansion,
    along with that long-nosed guy!
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    Make it impossible for them
    to reach the kitchen!
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    Okay, Master.
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    Usopp!
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    Huh? What?!
[22:43] ---
    Crap!
[22:44] ---
    Usopp!
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    Usopp!
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    Shit! Oars is acting intelligently
    now that Moria is with him!
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    Usopp!
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    Where are you?! Answer me!
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    He's okay!
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    I thought that you might need salt,
    so I gathered it in bulk!
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    Brook!
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    You're a lifesaver!
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    I am your Brook!
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    Who are you guys?
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    We're the Risky Brothers!
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    We'll give you incredible powers!
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    Say what?
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    S-Stop it!
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    What do you think?
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    I'm bursting with power! Nothing can stop me!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "The Secret Plan to Turn the Tables!
    Nightmare Luffy Makes His Appearance!"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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Created 2024-03-09 23:28:53 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-09 23:28:53 UTC by whimsee