# E365 - Luffy Is the Enemy! The Ultimate Zombie vs. The Straw Hat Crew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYJQKEVD6/luffy-is-the-enemy-the-ultimate-zombie-vs-the-straw-hat-crew)
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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We've left the established course
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Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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In the dark depths of the ocean,
adventure holds its breath
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Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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"That feeling" I get when embarking
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Is something I hope to remember always
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If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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With our pulses racing,
let's go on a trip now
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Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Life is "Adventurous"
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Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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Who's gonna be "One of us"
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And a trip goes on because
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We da pirate of the "Mass"
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To the West, To the East
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Gotta find my way, Sail away
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All the way to "One piece"!!
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Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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And spread your wings
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If the wind blowing through
them dyes your heart
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Let's press forward
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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once attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before his death
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drove people around the world to the seas.
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered
a Great Pirate Era!
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Look over there!
Didn't Curly Cook come out with him?
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Damn it!
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Nami-san...
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Wait!
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Moria!
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Are you going to chase
after me no matter what?
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I'm worried about that huge zombie,
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but taking you down is the only way
to recover everyone's shadows.
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I won't let you escape!
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Look! I am the last one laughing!
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She sure is sound asleep.
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Let's go elsewhere... and hold
the ceremony... one more time,
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my quiet bride!
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Oh, crap!
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Usopp!
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Chopper! Robin!
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W-W-We've got a problem!
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O-O-Our wanted posters are
a-attached to Zombie Luffy's arm!
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I-I'm sure of it!
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He is totally...
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...coming after us!
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Come out, Straw Hat Crew!
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Darn it, Luffy! Are you going
to crush your own crew?
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Someone must have issued the order.
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I hope the real Luffy is all right.
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What is that?!
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Can we take that monster down?
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"Luffy Is the Enemy! The Ultimate Zombie
vs. the Straw Hat Crew!"
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Wh-Wh-What is that? Its face freaks me out.
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It's literally a monster.
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Aren't they...?
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Hey, Usopp! That you down there?
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What was that? I thought I
heard someone say my name...
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Z-Zoro! Why are you on the roof?
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Franky! And Brook's okay, too.
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At any rate, it looks like we can
check the skeleton off our list.
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But it's too soon to check Nami-chan off.
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Hey, move your butt!
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Why in the world are you
getting in our way, Luffy?
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Luffy...?
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He is my enemy.
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My name is Oars.
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Nice to meet ya!
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Stuff it! What's "nice" about this?
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Sheesh! That is such a
birdbrained thing to say.
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You sound just like Luffy.
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He's trying to pick a
fight with that monster.
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Did that moronic cook manage to save Nami?
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He's in hotter water than the girlie!
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C-C-Crap! This looks really bad!
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Sanji's in trouble!
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This was unexpected.
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I had assumed they were only
interested in our shadows.
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I wonder if we got a little carried away.
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It's like all they care
about now is Luffy's shadow.
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Scary! I'm scared! I
can't fight that monster!
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It looks like I should lend him a hand.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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W-We should leave this to Sanji
so we don't trip him up.
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Don't worry. He should be able
to escape without too much effort.
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But won't that giant recognize him
from the wanted poster?
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I doubt the beast will
simply let him walk away.
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You've got a lot to learn, Robin-kun!
That's just the thing.
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Do you think he'll recognize Sanji based off
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the composite sketch on the wanted poster?
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You're right! Sanji doesn't look anything
like the picture on his wanted poster.
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--Bingo!
--I see. You have a good point.
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Oh, you look just like the
picture on the wanted poster.
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What?!
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What looks the same?!
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"What," huh? Your whole face.
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No, it doesn't, stupid!
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At any rate, aren't you one of the pirates?
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So what if I am?!
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I'm gonna crush you.
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Huh?
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Shoot! Shoot!
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Sanji!
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What was that, you bastard?
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Wait, Moria!
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Jerk!
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Drat! That shadow got in the way again!
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You never learn.
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Oops! This is a dead end.
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I've finally got you cornered!
Say your prayers, Giant Shallot!
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Shouldn't you be the one saying your prayers?
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While you're wasting time with me,
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your combat skills are being used
to wipe out your crew, Straw Hat.
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Shut up! My crew won't go down that easily.
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Is that right? Then I'd better make
a break for it before you do me in!
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Brick Bat!
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Whoa! Crap!
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Bye!
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Gum-Gum Gatling!
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Wait! I won't let you escape!
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Moria-sama, we've got trouble!
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What happened here?
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Moria-sama, where did you go?
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Wh-What are they doing?
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You're being obnoxious,
you poor excuse for a penguin!
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Shut up, stinky old man!
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Guys! This is no time for
arguing amongst ourselves.
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Who gave you permission to bicker?
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We're following Hogback-sama's orders!
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Beat it, you lousy bat!
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That's absurd!
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Hogback-sama would never order
you to do something like this.
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What exactly did he say?
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"Take out the pests!"
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You pest!
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--Take out the pest!
--You're the pest!
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--They're a lost cause...
--You are such a pest!
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Damn! That still hurts.
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That jerk tried to make a fool of me!
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But I'm not about to pass out.
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I can't collapse until this
event of a lifetime is over!
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Now then, let's resume the
wedding ceremony. Kiss the bride.
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I'll finally get to kiss her this time!
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That's Absalom-sama!
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I know! Absalom-sama might
know where Moria-sama went.
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--Here I go!
--Absalom-sama!
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Wh-What was that for, you perverted beast?!
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He insulted him! He slammed
him with an insult!
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Crap! Now we're in for a storm!
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Hildon, what are you doing here?
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So? What did you want?
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Huh?
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He's surprisingly calm.
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You see, I'm trying to find Moria-sama.
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Can't you see for yourself? He isn't here!
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So it would seem.
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Sorry, but could you get
someone else to help you?
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I'm busy at the moment.
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Sorry for the intrusion. Goodbye!
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Wait a second, Hildon.
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Yes, what is it?
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How dare you call me a "perverted beast"?!
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That was mean.
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It took that long to sink in?!
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Wait, Giant Shallot!
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Huh? Who's there?
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Darn it! It's that stupid shadow!
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Just you wait, Moria!
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Man, he really let me have it.
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I finally found him!
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Moria-sama!
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Moria-sama, I have news that
I'd like to report right away!
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Hildon? What is it?
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To be honest, it would appear the ship
is moving in an unfortunate direction.
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We'll run into trouble if it
continues on its current course!
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Is that right? If that's the case,
do something about it.
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I'm busy at the moment.
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--Later!
--B-But...!
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You're in the way! Move it! Move!
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Darn twerp's quickly darting every which way!
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Sanji!
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Sanji!
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I swear, all that did was make a dust cloud!
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Now it's my turn, you bastard!
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Sanji!
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Are you okay?
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You won't get away this time.
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Gum-Gum...
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It's one of Luffy's moves!
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Can he extend his arms?!
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Is he a rubber man now?
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...Sickle!
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H-His arm didn't extend!
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But with power and reach
like that, who cares?!
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So that freakishly huge
body isn't just for show.
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Just one direct hit could
do some serious damage!
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Oars... I've heard that
name somewhere before.
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Could he be the legendary Continent Puller
from ancient times, the Devil Oars?!
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That'd explain it. It sounds like
Luffy's zombie isn't a pushover.
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Collier Frit!
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Sanji!
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He's stinking fast for a behemoth!
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I've got ya, puny pirate!
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Crap! He's gonna get killed!
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Sanji!
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What is that monster gonna do?
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Hey, stop it!
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Sanji!
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Die, puny pirate!
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Fire Bird Star!
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This is hot.
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I... I... I'm sorry!
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Sanji!
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There is the black-haired woman
and the reindeer eating cotton candy.
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He's headed our way!
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Crap! Franky, lure him over here!
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Now we're talking!
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Eat this, monster!
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Look out!
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Get off the roof, you two!
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One Gorilla!
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Two Gorilla!
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Three-Sword Style...
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...Two Gorilla Slash!
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Gum-Gum...
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...Volcano!
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Zoro, are you still alive?
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No, he's dead if he falls from up there!
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Yes!
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Chew on this, monster!
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Weapons Left!
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He's so nimble! He dodged again!
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What's he up to this time?
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Franky! Brook!
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Zoro's coming down!
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Shoot! He'll die if he hits the ground!
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Cien Fleurs! Spider Net!
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I survived? Damn it...!
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Eat this! You're still a zombie!
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Special Attack! Salt Star!
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How do you like that?
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I-It wasn't enough!
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Not for his massive body!
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Heavy Gong!
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D-Damn it, Luffy!
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I don't know any of you losers!
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I am Moria-sama's servant, Oars!
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Ab-sama! Forget that woman and pucker up!
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Learn when to quit! I won't kiss you!
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--Then marry me!
--That isn't happening!
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--Then kiss me!
--Are you even listening?
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You just don't get it.
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No, you don't!
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Oh, shit! You made her wake up!
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"You're Going Down, Absalom!!
Nami's Lightning Attack of Friendship!!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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