E358 - Blazing Knight Sanji!! Kick Down the Fake Wedding

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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    We've left the established course
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    Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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    The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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    In the dark depths of the ocean,
    adventure holds its breath
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    Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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    Travel across the oceans of the world
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    Bellow a battle cry
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    Once your heart feels refreshed,
    let the signal to set sail ring out
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    "That feeling" I get when embarking
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    Is something I hope to remember always
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    If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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    With our pulses racing, let's go on a trip now
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    Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Life is "Adventurous"
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    Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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    Who's gonna be "One of us"
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    And a trip goes on because
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    We da pirate of the "Mass"
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    To the West, To the East
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    Gotta find my way, Sail away
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    All the way to "One piece"!!
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    Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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    And spread your wings
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    If the wind blowing through
    them dyes your heart
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    Let's press forward
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    Snatch up the treasure here and there
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    While laughing out loud
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    As we dash by like a noisy party
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    Make some waves...
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    Wealth, fame, power...
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    Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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    once attained everything
    this world has to offer.
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    The words he uttered just before his death
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    drove people around the world to the seas.
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    My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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    Find it! I left everything
    this world has to offer there!
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    And so men rushed onto the
    Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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    The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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    He out-negatived the Negative Ghosts!
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    Listen... When it comes to thinking negatively...
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    ...I'll have you know I'm unbeatable!
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    Wow! He's super confident in a bad way!
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    Playtime is over, Special Zombie Oars.
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    Chop him down from the legs!
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    Where's Oars?
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    There he is! Look up!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Gatling!
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    Nami-san!
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    I came for you!
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    There she is!
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    "Blazing Knight Sanji!!
    Kick Down the Fake Wedding!"
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    You're going to kick my butt?
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    Yeah, you heard me!
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    Even if you managed to throttle or kill me,
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    it would simply mean the zombies
    would no longer be my servants.
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    It wouldn't bring your shadow back.
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    It wouldn't?
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    Nope. My ability allows me
    to reign over shadows.
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    This is what you'll have to do
    to realize your dream:
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    Make the person currently
    reigning over the shadows--me--
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    order the shadows to return to their masters.
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    Then they'll return to everyone?
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    Yep! Isn't it simple?
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    You'd need to hurt me badly enough
    that I'd be willing to comply.
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    But considering your level of strength,
    you couldn't even lay a hand on me!
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    All righty!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    ...Pistol!
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    Wha--?!
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    A shadow?
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    I dare you to defeat my clone, Doppelman!
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    Long ago, I was brimming with
    overconfidence and arrogance.
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    But it didn't take long for me to learn how
    important it is to have good subordinates.
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    What's with that guy?
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    Hey! Outta the way!
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    I am the man who will become the
    King of the Pirates without lifting a finger.
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    I will use the strength of others to get there!
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    I'm the one who will
    become King of the Pirates!
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    Your zombie said the exact same thing.
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!
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    As you can imagine, when its new
    body is nothing like the original,
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    the shadow retains even more
    of its original master's personality.
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    But that doesn't last forever!
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    Eventually, it will forget
    everything pertaining to you.
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    It will become a zombie
    that is completely loyal to me!
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    No matter how strong a zombie's will might be,
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    it will ultimately serve me unconditionally!
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    I'm getting it back in just a sec!
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    Gum-Gum...
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    Brick Bat.
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    ...Gatling!
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    Damn it! He's blocking all of my punches.
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    Ow, ow!
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    Ow, ow, ow!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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    Ow, ow, ow!
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    You're a rowdy brat.
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    Shut up!
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    You jerk!
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    Kick his butt! Trample him!
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    But watch out for his salt!
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    Crap! I'm the only one who can
    stand up to the Horo-Horo Chick!
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    This was supposed to be
    my time to shine, darn it!
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    All of the other pirates quickly
    succumbed to my Negative Ghosts...!
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    Mackerel... I'm worse than mackerel...
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    Yeah! I want a feral dog to step on me!
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    I'm sorry for walking on the same earth...
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    ...as everyone else!
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    I never expected one of the men to be immune!
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    I've always been negative!
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    What?!
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    But that's all right. I'll just have
    the Wild Zombies kill Mr. Long Nose.
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    Drat! I can't use my Salt Stars like this!
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    How am I supposed to pull out of this? How?!
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    That's it!
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    Okay!
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    Y-You got me! Ugh!
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    Sweet! We killed him!
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    Stupid! Keep your hands over your mouth!
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    It might be another one of his tricks!
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    Oh, you're right! He's fumbling
    around with something.
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    Hmph! You're wasting your time!
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    Salt!
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    How are you going to get
    the salt in our mouths?
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    Star! Star! Star!
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    Just kidding.
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    Pepper Star!
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    Here's my chance! Eat this!
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    Salt Star!
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    Mr. Negative Nose, you weasel!
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    I'm not done yet!
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    When it comes to tricking people, I'm--
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    Shuddup! Drop the cool act!
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    You're a loser!
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    Charge!
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    I'll stop you in your tracks! Firebird Star!
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    You missed!
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    What a klutz!
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    Sh-Shoot!
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    Get him!
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    What?!
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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    It's rottin' hot!
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    Hey, you guys!
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    Now! Special Attack!
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    --No!
    --Out of my way!
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    If you don't move, I'll start with--hey, wait!
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    He's nuts! I can't let my guard
    down for a second around him.
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    I need to come up with a way
    to defeat Negative Nose!
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    I won't let you escape!
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    Wait, Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Stop him, Kumacy!
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    The bear zombie?!
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    Wait!
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    Don't follow me!
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    Wait, Horo-Horo Chick!
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    Don't follow me!
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    Don't mess with Perona-sama!
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    I had no idea that stuffed animal
    was so nimble and powerful!
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    And here he can't even reach
    the zipper on his back!
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    Why, you...!
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    I'm sorry if I upset you!
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    Whoops! I wanna go this way!
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    Yikes! Stay away!
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    --Huh?
    --Stay back, darn it!
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    Gah! Don't follow me, bear!
    I said to stay back, bear!
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    Keep back, dammit!
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    You bastard! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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    Wait, you...!
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    Stay back! Stay away, dammit!
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    I'm not about to lose!
    Wait, wait, wait! You little--!
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    Huh? Where'd you go?
    Huh? Are you over here?
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    Now I'm mad!
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    No way!
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    Stay away!
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    Keep back, Mr. Negative Nose!
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    Don't come after me, bear!
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    Graah!
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    Let's see...
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    Yeah!
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    Nice! I'm starting to get really excited!
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    I'm gonna become the King of the Pirates!
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    Skip! Skip! Skip!
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    Nami-san!
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    Get your grubby hands off her!
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    Sorry to have kept you waiting,
    Nami-san. Your knight is here.
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    Shake! Shake your hands!
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    One, two, three, four!
    One, two, three, four!
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    One, two...
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    Shake your hands!
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    Man, I feel like I haven't gone
    swimming in ages. I wonder why...
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    Do I sink like a rock?
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    I can't remember!
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    Well, it's all good!
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    Ho-hoy!
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    I never expected this!
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    I'm drowning!
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    That was rather rash of you.
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    What if you had swallowed the salt water?
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    You could handle a little,
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    but if you drank a lot,
    the salt would purify you.
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    Man, I thought I was gonna die!
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    Really! You can be such a handful.
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    Leave me alone!
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    Nami-san, you're in safe hands--
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    M-My word! Is she a goddess?
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    Uh, no. It's Nami-san. It really is Nami-san.
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    I'm sure of it!
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    Oh, I was so surprised.
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    Her beauty can be deceptive!
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    For a second, I thought I rescued
    a goddess by mistake. Phew!
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    A-A fairy?
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    Oh, I was so surprised.
    But this is definitely Nami-san.
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    Ah, what a relief.
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    --I thought I accidentally rescued a fairy
    by mistake. You're a deceptive little kitten.
    --Sheesh! What are you going on about?
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    As I recall, you're part of the crew
    that was on that pirate ship.
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    A-An angel?
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    N-No, she's human. I'm sure of it.
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    Ah, she had me scared there!
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    I don't blame you! I really don't blame you!
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    Nami-san and rice are about the only
    things that look this good in white!
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    Yeah, seriously!
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    I know, right? You get it, right?
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    Why must she look so stinking good in white?!
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    --What are they going on about?
    --It throws me off.
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    Lowly pirate! I don't need
    to be chums with you!
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    Hey!
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    You nearly hit Nami-san.
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    When a lady is in the vicinity,
    you should avoid attacks that could hit her.
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    I'm impressed you dodged that, bastard!
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    I see you've already lost your shadow.
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    Come to think of it, one of our new zombies
    was oddly obsessed with that woman.
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    He retained some will of his own,
    so he wasn't fully subservient.
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    I won't let you pursue that lady!
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    I suspect that was your zombie.
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    Considering that your shadow
    wasn't put into a General Zombie,
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    your fighting ability
    can't be all that impressive.
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    In fact, that penguin talked big,
    but was terribly weak!
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    I'm known as one of the Phantoms
    and lead the General Zombies.
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    It was impudent of that small fry to defy me!
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    A-A heavenly maiden?!
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    Oh, I was so surprised.
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    I thought she was a heavenly maiden. Sheesh!
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    Listen to me, punk!
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    She's definitely Nami-san. No mistake about it.
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    I wasn't sure what I'd do
    if she was a divine maiden.
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    Don't heave a sigh of relief!
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    You know, it doesn't matter how
    obsessed you are with that woman!
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    I am going to marry her!
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    Now take a word of advice
    and leave that woman with me
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    while you spend the rest of
    your life hiding in the shadows!
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    I'm rather busy at the moment!
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    Your captain's zombie may have crushed
    some of my most powerful subordinates.
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    Before I deal with that, I need to kiss my bride!
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    I'm sure you understand.
    I'm in a foul mood right now.
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    I don't have time to deal with weaklings like--
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    Shut up, Fur Face!
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    Absalom-sama!
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    No way! He weighs 300kg!
    How did that man send him flying?!
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    You're the "invisible man"
    Usopp mentioned, aren't you?
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    What was with that kick?
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    He sent me flying even though
    Hogback has transplanted
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    the power of wild animals into my body!
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    Hands of the Dead!
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    What's going on? Could he
    tell what I was about to do?
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    Basses Côte!
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    Longe!
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    You're the beast that showed up on Sunny
    and licked Robin-chan, aren't you?!
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    Something has caught me!
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    And you ogled at Nami-san's
    bare skin in the bath, didn't you?!
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    Be my blushing bride!
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    Tendron! Flanchet! Quasi!
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    Why is he so strong?! This is their small fry?!
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    Queue! Cuisseau! Jarret!
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    Why is she unconscious?! You didn't
    get rough with her, did you?!
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    "Marriage," my ass!
    Take a good look at my eyes.
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    I'll crush you under my feet
    and turn you into croquette!
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    Damn it! I'll have to retreat for now.
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    Skating!
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    I've got Usopp's salt balls.
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    Over there!
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    What is that? It's salty!
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    Veau Shot!
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    Insane! This guy doesn't even have a bounty?
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    You said that you were in a foul mood?
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    That doesn't begin to describe mine.
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    I'm so mad I feel like my body could explode!
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    It did!
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    And unfortunately for you, there is bad
    blood between us over one other thing!
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    You and I have some bad blood?
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    That's right! You... You...!
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    Nothing comes to mind.
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    I just met you for the first time today.
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    You stole one of my dreams!
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    On the next episode of One Piece!
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    "A Clear-Clear History? Sanji's Stolen Dream"
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    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!