# E342 - The Zombie's Secret! Hogback's Nightmarish Laboratory
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNQJD7QR/the-zombies-secret-hogbacks-nightmarish-laboratory)
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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We've left the established course
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Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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In the dark depths of the ocean,
adventure holds its breath
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Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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"That feeling" I get when embarking
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Is something I hope to remember always
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If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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With our pulses racing,
let's go on a trip now
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Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Life is "Adventurous"
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Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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Who's gonna be "One of us"
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And a trip goes on because
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We da pirate of the "Mass"
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To the West, To the East
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Gotta find my way, Sail away
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All the way to "One piece"!!
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Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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And spread your wings
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If the wind blowing through
them dyes your heart
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Let's press forward
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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once attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before his death
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drove people around the world to the seas.
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered
a Great Pirate Era!
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Anyway, we should try to stay put!
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Luffy and the others are sure
to come save us. You hear me?
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I'm with him! I don't wanna go outside again!
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I'm not going back in the forest or graveyard!
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Wha--?
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Why, you--!
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Someone's here?!
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Hey, Nami? Is there a problem?
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They're in the way...
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Huh?
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Caught ya!
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Please let me go!
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Guys, why don't you join my pirate--
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Cut that out!
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Hey, Absalom!
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I was searching for my bride, Hogback.
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That woman tickles my fancy.
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I'm going to make her mine!
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You're trembling. How adorable!
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You're so cute...
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I won't let you leave, children!
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Chopper! Nami! Head for the door!
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We're leaving the mansion!
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What's keeping you, Nami?!
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No!
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D-Don't tell me...
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It won't open! We're trapped in here!
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What?!
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Now you've made me mad!
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--I won't let you escape!
--Now come on back!
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No!
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"The Zombie's Secret!
Hogback's Nightmarish Laboratory!"
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Duck!
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That was close!
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Let's leave this room for now!
Try another room!
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We won't let you escape!
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No!
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"Evil Be Gone"
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No! No, no! Let go!
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Wait!
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We're in a fireplace!
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No!
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We're doomed! There's nowhere left to run!
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No!!
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Where is this?
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Hey, they vanished!
They disappeared in the fireplace!
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Crap! The entrance to the secret
passage must have opened!
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Now they'll make their way
to Hogback-sama's laboratory!
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After them!
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It's no use! They're pushing
against the door on the other side.
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H-Hey, Usopp! Put some muscle into it!
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No!
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No!!
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No matter where they go, this mansion is
stuffed with fellow "Surprise Zombies."
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Th-This is nuts!
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Gyah!
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No!
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The hallways are out!
So are places with paintings!
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We need to find a room somewhere!
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That room!
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"Evil Be Gone"
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More paintings!
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A-Are those photos?
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What a relief!
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These aren't zombies, are they?
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Aren't these... of that one lady?
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Cindry-chan, the lady who hates plates...
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What is with this room?
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Now that I really look at her, the servant
Cindry-chan is quite pretty, isn't she?
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So do you think this is her room?
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But would she hang a bunch of
photos of herself in her own room?
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Her face and body were covered in stitches.
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I don't see any on her in these photos, do you?
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But I doubt they're of someone else,
so are they old photos?
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Listen to this!
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"Victoria Cindry."
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Apparently she was a famous stage actress.
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Look! All of these are articles on her.
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Huh? A stage actress?
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But didn't the doc say she used
to be a servant somewhere?
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She got the boot after she broke some plates...
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Going by this, that doesn't seem very likely...
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She was originally born into nobility.
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And she was popular since she was little...
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What's wrong?
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She fell from the stage...
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Ten years ago, there was
an accident and she died!
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Wh-Wh-What're you talking about?!
She was clearly alive!
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She wasn't dead!
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But if that obituary is legitimate,
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that means she died and came back to life!
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This island is filled with real zombies!
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We saw deceased that truly were resurrected!
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No!
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Talk about messed up...
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This place gets creepier by the second!
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I wish I didn't know the truth!
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What is it?!
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Look at those, Usopp!
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Aren't they treasure chests?
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You were quick to adapt!
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Oh, Usopp! Open it!
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Open up that chest!
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Uh, okay...
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Sorry! This isn't where we store the treasure!
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It's a jack-in-the-box!
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You've come out!
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Zombie Paintings!
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"This isn't where we store the treasure."
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I'm sure that's what the
Jack-in-the-Box Zombie said!
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No!
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Oh, Bodyguard!
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I see some people have
gotten lost in the mansion.
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Oh, it's you!
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Not a problem! I shall catch them for you.
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So like I said, stop jumping at the
chance to recruit these weirdoes!
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As it is, we've already got
a raccoon dog and a robot!
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Hey, I'm not a robot! I'm a cyborg, moron!
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It's obvious you aren't human anymore!
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At the core, I'm human!
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At the core, you're a pervert!
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Eh? Oh, well, as long as you understand...
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Hey, that wasn't a compliment!
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I wonder what will be next!
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This is a blast!
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Didn't we run into a treeman
and a unicorn earlier?
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What about them?
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All of the bizarre animals in this
forest seem to share these traits:
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Bandages, stitches and numbers
tattooed onto their bodies.
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Numbers? Yeah, he is numbered, isn't he?
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Does that mean someone is overseeing them?
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Yes, that's what I would assume.
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Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive!
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--Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive!
--Huh? I hear something.
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Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive!...
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There's a ghost!
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Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive! Ne-ga-tive!...
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There's a ghost!
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They're multiplying as they dance! Awesome!
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That's one creepy cheer.
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I'll catch them and keep them as pets!
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They're spirits through and through!
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All righty!
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Fresh Fire!
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Shoot! It didn't work.
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That was an epic fail.
I'm such a loser this week.
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Nothing I do works out.
I'm not sure I can live like this...
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I can hear the whole world booing me!
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Are you really that bummed out?!
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Okay! I've got the punk!
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If I could be reborn, I'd like to be a clam.
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I suck! I wish there was a
hole for me to crawl into!
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What the heck are you two doing?!
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Do you think that perhaps touching
those ghosts weakened their will?
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That's absurd!
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Those two are pathetic! They're at
the mercy of those weird ghosts
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because they aren't calm
and collected most of the time.
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I'm sorry I was ever born.
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That's enough!
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Sheesh...
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It looks like you were right, Robin-chan.
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Not only do they lack physical bodies,
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but they also break your
will if you touch them.
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They would make for formidable foes.
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Definitely.
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What a fascinating island!
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Gah! Those ghosts are gonna
pay the next time they pop up!
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I don't want them as pets!
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They must have a weakness! I'll wipe them out!
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You put on quite the show!
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Shuddup!
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"Man, I'm sorry! Sorry I was ever born!"
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Why, you...!
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It looks like we can put the numbered
patchwork creatures into one category,
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but those ghosts were a
completely different life form.
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Didn't one of them appear on our ship?
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The way they occasionally show up,
it's like they're keeping tabs on us.
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The question is: Who is controlling them?
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Wow, it's a big cemetery!
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It's got character!
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Hey, let's eat here!
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Stupid! It'll ruin the food if we eat here!
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No, we're eating here!
Nothing has ever once ruined a meal!
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Only you think that!
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Besides, we're in a hurry.
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Here!
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I'm not goin' back down! Are you stupid?!
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A severely injured old man?
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He's obviously a zombie!
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How dare you make fun of zombies?!
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Don't underestimate us!
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Are zombies supposed to be this full of life?
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Teach them just how
dangerous zombies can be!
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What, you wanna fight?
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We can teach you a thing or two
about how dangerous we are!
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600 Million Berry Jackpot!
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That's Hogback's laugh.
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What is this room?
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His laboratory!
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It's almost done!
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What a glorious mario!
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Behold, Cindry-chan!
The work of a genius... is truly art!
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I hope you fail right before completion.
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How could you say that, Cindry-chan?!
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I swear, I'm taken aback each time
you fling such cruel words at me!
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I made dinner.
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Oh, is that right? What are we having tonight?
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Spaghetti soup.
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The soup is vanishing right
before my eyes, Cindry-chan!
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I wish plates would cease to exist.
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Yeah, I get that!
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But if that's how you feel,
why must you choose such bold dishes?
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Aren't there plenty of other
things you could make instead?
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--Cindry-chan is also in there...
--Let's see! There's fried soba noodles!
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Or even fried udon noodles!
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See? There's also fried pork cutlet!
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I wonder if she's really the lady
who died in that accident...
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I can't believe it...
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I'm sick of these soupy dishes!
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What about your spaghetti soup?
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I-I-I'll eat it...!
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I'll eat that! I'd like some!
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What's on top of the table?
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It's probably a human corpse.
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Based on his complexion, he's no longer alive.
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He's numbered, just like the
zombies in the graveyard!
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He said that it's almost done.
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That settles it!
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He's clearly trying to turn that into a zombie.
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Hogback revived all of
the zombies on the island.
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That's the only possible explanation!
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But medicine can only save
people before they die.
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He can make the corpse as strong as he wants,
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but it won't bring the person back to life!
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We'll never figure this one out!
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If we spy on him, we'll learn the
secret to how he revives people!
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Good day to you!
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If you're curious about
what's inside, you should go in.
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"Yo ho ho"?!
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B-Brook...?!
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I never expected that man to be here!
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Hey, Robin! Do you know him?
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This man's bounty, Luffy,
used to surpass yours!
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It used to...?
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So he must be the man pulling the strings...
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"His Name Is Moria! The Great
Shadow-Seizing Pirate's Trap!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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