# E293 - Bubble Master Kalifa! the Soap Trap Closes in On Nami!
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
**[00:19] ---**
once attained everything
this world has to offer.
**[00:21] ---**
The words he uttered just before his death
**[00:23] ---**
drove people around the world to the seas.
**[00:25] ---**
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
**[00:28] ---**
Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
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*We’re going to gather up all our dreams*
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*and set out in search of something to find*
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*ONE PIECE!*
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*Compasses only cause delays*
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*Delirious with fever, I take the helm*
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* If the dusty treasure map has*
* been verified, it’s not a legend!*
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*When it comes to personal storms,*
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*simply ride aboard someone else’s biorhythm*
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*and pretend it isn’t there!*
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*We’re going to gather up all our dreams*
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*and set out in search of something to find*
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* A coin in my pocket,*
* and you wanna be my friend?*
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*We are, We are on the cruise!*
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*We are!*
**[02:06] ---**
Wealth, fame, power...
**[02:11] ---**
Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
**[02:13] ---**
once attained everything
this world has to offer.
**[02:16] ---**
The words he uttered just before his death
**[02:19] ---**
drove people around the world to the seas.
**[02:22] ---**
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
**[02:27] ---**
Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
**[02:32] ---**
And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
**[02:37] ---**
The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
**[02:46] ---**
He slipped away from my Hair Bind!
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Rumble...
**[02:50] ---**
I'm sorry, Doctorine.
**[02:54] ---**
Just like Doctor put his life on the
line in order to save the country...
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...I want to put my life on the
line in order to save my friend.
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If I'm gonna die anyway, I'll do it!
**[03:11] ---**
Just please, nobody come into this room.
**[03:36] ---**
"Bubble Master Kalifa!
The Soap Trap Closes in on Nami"
**[03:43] ---**
Yo...
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Yoyoi...
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I don't know what's going on,
but the way you firmly stand like a devil...
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I like it, my friend!
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Whether you're a devil or a demon-god,
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a real man wouldn't withdraw even a step!
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On my honor as Kumadori the lion,
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I'll bring you down!
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Shave!
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Finger Pistol! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!
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Moon Walk!
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Shishi Kabob!
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Y-Y-Yoyoi!
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N-Now that it's come to this,
I'll use my specialty attack!
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Take this! Life Return!
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Hair Bind!
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Hair Bind!
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H-Hair Bind!
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My God! My consciousness,
all the way to the tip of my hair,
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is screaming that the best thing
to do here is to run away.
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Even so, please don't stop me, Mother!
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A man... A man...
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A man has battles that he must face head-on!
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Shave!
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Tempest Kick! Lotus!
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Take this! Song of Willow!
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Dammit!
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I'm super this week, and yet I still
had a harder time than I thought.
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But, well...
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...I got his key.
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#4...
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The key the swordsman and
the nose wanted was #2, right?
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This guy had #4.
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That guy had #3.
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And there's only one left.
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The one who has the #2 key
is that secretary woman!
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I'd better hurry up.
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I'll go help them out!
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You guys don't have much time, right?
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I thought you weren't going to go easy on me.
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Did I hear you wrong?
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How dare you mock me?!
I won't let you get away with it!
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Then, bring it on.
**[08:12] ---**
You don't have to wait. The battle
has already started, you know.
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I'm surprised that a power holder
could take a bath in front of her enemy.
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If your body is halfway submerged,
you shouldn't have full use of your powers.
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Are you saying that I'm
leaving myself wide open?
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You don't have to worry about it,
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because just like me, you can't
exert your strength, either.
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Pardon me for a bit.
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What'd you do to me?!
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Isn't solving a mystery like that one of
the true joys of fighting a power holder?
**[09:07] ---**
It was definitely this woman
who put Sanji-kun in that state.
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I have to be careful. Or there's no
point in me taking his place to fight.
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The strength that ebbed away
is coming back little by little.
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I'll show you the power
of the Perfect Clima Takt!
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You're mistaken if you think
I'm just a cute beauty!
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I can move my legs, too!
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Here I come!
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Thunder Charge!
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Swing Arm!
**[10:09] ---**
That's an amazing weapon.
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These are...
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...clouds?
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There's no way I'd just lay on
the floor doing nothing, is there?
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Thunderbolt... Tempo!
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It's your own fault for acting so confident.
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That was a surprise.
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I never thought I'd be hit by lightning indoors.
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What was that thing that
guarded you from the lightning?
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It turned into bubbles and disappeared.
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You have no chance against me
unless you solve that mystery.
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I wonder if you can do it.
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It was as if soap turned into bubbles.
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A soap human with
Bubble-Bubble Fruit powers...
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I wonder if it's something like that.
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B-But even if, for example, you figured
out what kind of powers they are,
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it's not like you have a
chance to win! How insolent!
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So that was right on the mark.
Now I kinda feel guilty.
**[11:44] ---**
You're right. My selling point is cleanliness.
**[11:48] ---**
I ate the Bubble-Bubble Fruit
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and became a soap human
whose entire body lathers.
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Isn't it wonderful?
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Whoa! How sexy! To be honest,
I'd be happy to have a secretary like her.
**[12:02] ---**
Hey! What am I, a middle-aged guy?!
**[12:04] ---**
But isn't that poorly suited for fighting?
That doesn't look very strong.
**[12:09] ---**
But I can freely manipulate the
bubbles that come out of my body.
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What? What's going on?
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I'll show you.
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The bubbles from the bathtub are...!
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Bubble Master!
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Soap Sheep!
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This is...
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How's this? Isn't it wonderful?
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You're an idiot, aren't you?
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You shouldn't be deceived by my appearance.
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What?
**[12:44] ---**
Sheep Cloud! Relaxing Bubbles!
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You did lose your strength at the
entrance of the room. Why was that?
**[12:53] ---**
That's right...!
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That must've been her powers, too.
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Bubbles!
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Come to think of it, when I
stepped into this room...
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...there were bubbles all over the floor!
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Shoot!
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You noticed it too late.
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My strength is ebbing away.
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This happened earlier, too, because I
stepped on the bubbles on the floor.
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You'll learn the horror of
this power little by little.
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The bubbles that come out of my
body scrape away all sorts of things...
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Obviously filth and spots, but also
your strength, among other things.
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And I don't want you to forget that I'm
an assassin from a secret organization.
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I can move my body! Her kicking
me made the bubbles go away!
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I'm not gonna take this anymore!
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Thunder Ball!
**[14:13] ---**
That weapon's power alone...
**[14:16] ---**
...is still an unknown quantity to me.
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My strength is ebbing away.
**[14:38] ---**
This happened earlier, too, because I
stepped on the bubbles on the floor.
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You'll learn the horror of
this power little by little.
**[14:58] ---**
The bubbles that come out of my
body scrape away all sorts of things...
**[15:03] ---**
Obviously filth and spots, but also
your strength, among other things.
**[15:08] ---**
And I don't want you to forget that I'm
an assassin from a secret organization.
**[15:17] ---**
I can move my body! Her kicking
me made the bubbles go away!
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I'm not gonna take this anymore!
**[15:23] ---**
Thunder Ball!
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That weapon's power alone...
**[15:30] ---**
...is still an unknown quantity to me.
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Golden Bubbles!
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What're you doing?!
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I can't stand!
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What?! What's wrong with my legs?!
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They look pretty, don't they?
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Everything I touch gains a beautiful gloss.
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I'll make your skin shiny...
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Every inch of your body.
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Iron Body!
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I don't know what's coming next,
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so I'm gonna go ahead
and replenish my cola first.
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Come to think of it, I wonder
how that deer's doing.
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What the heck's going on?!
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Wh-What the hell...
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...is this?!
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That's the CP9 guy who was in the fridge!
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What?! Did this monster bring him down?!
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What the hell is this?
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I feel like that deer was
wearing the same kind of hat...
**[18:34] ---**
Hey! You're not that deer-gorilla, are you?!
**[18:53] ---**
Hey... This can't be happening...!
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There's no mistake.
**[18:59] ---**
Kumadori-san!
**[19:01] ---**
He flew from the Tower of Law?!
**[19:04] ---**
Can't be...! Who on earth could...?
**[19:09] ---**
Seriously... what the hell is he?!
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A voice...?
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Hm?
**[19:34] ---**
Hey, hurry up!
**[19:36] ---**
Why are you stopping, Nico Robin?!
**[19:40] ---**
Hey, are you listening, you woman
whose very life is a crime?!
**[19:45] ---**
Hey, Lucci! Drag her along!
**[19:47] ---**
Grab her by her hair!
**[19:53] ---**
It's an order.
**[19:55] ---**
Get moving, Nico Robin.
**[20:00] ---**
Don't tell me... you still think that the
Straw Hats are coming to your rescue?
**[20:09] ---**
How stupid!
**[20:10] ---**
Are you seriously still laying your
hopes on such weak-looking pirates?
**[20:16] ---**
That explosion earlier was
surely just our imagination.
**[20:19] ---**
There's no way that they can come here!
**[20:21] ---**
While you're enjoying your little dream,
we'll pass the Gates of Justice.
**[20:28] ---**
"Underground passage
(current location)"
**[20:28] ---**
The Bridge of Hesitation lies
in front of the Gates of Justice.
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"Bridge of Hesitation
(halfway)"
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First we'll cross half of the bridge.
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When the gates are opened,
the other half will rise from the sea,
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"Gates of Justice
(cross-section)"
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and we'll finally go through
the Gates of Justice.
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Once the gates are closed again,
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you'll never have the feeling of hope...
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...ever again.
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The only feeling you'll have is a sense of guilt.
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You'll endlessly atone for your
sin of having lived until today.
**[21:05] ---**
Right, Nico Robin?
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Now, let's hurry.
**[21:29] ---**
Come on already!
**[21:37] ---**
Robin!
**[21:53] ---**
Wh-Wh-What was that?! I just heard a voice!
**[21:56] ---**
Hey! What was that voice?!
**[22:01] ---**
Chief, please take Nico Robin
and hurry on ahead.
**[22:08] ---**
Hm? Doors?
**[22:10] ---**
They don't look like iron this time.
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Hm? The space has opened up. Where am I?
**[22:31] ---**
There you are! Pigeon guy!
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I'm glad you came.
**[22:45] ---**
Hey! Come in, CP9!
**[22:47] ---**
A pirate strayed in!
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Geez... Hey, are you listening?!
**[22:53] ---**
Wait! What you're holding is...
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Hm?!
**[22:56] ---**
Ahhh! I pressed the button on
the golden transponder snail!
**[23:00] ---**
On the next episode of One Piece!
**[23:02] ---**
"Resounding Bad News! Buster Call Invoked!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!