# E10 - The Weirdest Guy Ever! Jango the Hypnotist!
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger,
the King of the Pirates,
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attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before
his death drove people to the seas.
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My treasure?
If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men head for the
Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams!
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The world has truly
entered a Great Pirate Era!
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We're going to gather up
all our dreams
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and set out in search
of something to find
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ONE PIECE!
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Compasses only cause delays
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Delirious with fever,
I take the helm
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If the dusty treasure map has
been verified, it's not a legend!
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When it comes to personal storms,
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simply ride aboard
someone else's biorhythm
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and pretend it isn't there!
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We're going to gather up
all our dreams
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and set out in search
of something to find
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A coin in my pocket,
and do you wanna be my friend?
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We are, We are on the cruise!
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We are!
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Huh?
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Yahoo!
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A-Are you all right?!
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Yeah! It's okay, it's okay!
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They're new recruits who heard
all about me and came from afar...
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...to join the Usopp Pirates!
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No, not me!
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I'm here to ask a favor!
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A favor? Of me?
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--Yeah! We want a big ship...
--You, there!
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What are you doing?!
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Klahadore...
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I don't appreciate you breaking
in here without permission!
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Who's there?!
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"The Weirdest Guy Ever!
Jango the Hypnotist"
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A-Actually, Klahadore,
these people are--
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That can wait for now.
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I can hear all about your reasons later.
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Now leave, all of you!
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Or do you have something to say?
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Well, actually, we want a ship!
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No!
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--Usopp-kun!
--Crap!
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I've heard all about you.
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You're well-known in the village.
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Yeah?
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I hear you've been
on many an adventure.
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Quite impressive for
someone so young.
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You can call me Captain Usopp, too!
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Since you admire me so much!
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Captain, huh?
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I've heard all about
your father, as well.
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What?!
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Klahadore! Stop!
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You're nothing but the
son of a filthy pirate!
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Nothing you do will surprise me,
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but I ask that you stay away
from the lady of this house!
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F-Filthy?!
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She and you are from
completely different worlds!
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Is it money you're after?
How much do you want?
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That's enough, Klahadore!
Apologize to Usopp-san!
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Hey, now! Be careful, Kaya!
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What reason is there to apologize
to this savage man, my lady?
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I am merely stating the truth.
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I feel for you.
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You must truly hate your
great idiot of a father
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for abandoning his family and village
because of his lust for treasure!
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Klahadore!
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Don't you dare insult
my father any more!
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Usopp-san!
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What are you getting
unnecessarily riled up for?
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Why not simply tell another of
your special lies at a time like this?
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About how your father is
really a traveling salesman,
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or how you're not
really related by blood...
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Shut up!
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--Captain!
--Captain!
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S-See! You immediately
resort to violence!
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Like father, like son!
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Shut up!
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I'm proud that my father is a pirate!
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I'm proud that he's a
brave warrior of the sea!
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You're right, I am an exaggerator!
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But I'll never lie about my pride
to be related by blood to a pirate!
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I'm the son of a pirate!
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Captain...
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A pirate, a brave warrior of the sea?
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That's quite a twisted
way of putting things...
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But you're the undeniable
proof of his savage blood!
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You run around spouting lies,
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and act violent whenever you're angry!
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And to top it off, you cozy
up to the lady of this house
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so you can get her fortune!
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What?! I only--!
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The fact that your father is a pirate...
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...is more than enough proof
that you'd hatch such a scheme!
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Damn it, you still won't let up?!
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Stop, Usopp-san!
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Please, no more violence!
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Klahadore isn't a bad person!
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He's just...
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He's just trying too hard
to do what's best for me!
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Leave this place!
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Never come near this mansion again!
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Yeah, I get it.
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I don't need you to tell me!
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I'll never come back here again!
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Usopp-san...
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You stupid butt-ler jerk!
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Our captain's not that kind of guy!
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--Yeah! You stupid-head!
--Stupid-head!
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Stupid-head!
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Why're you saying it, too?!
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--What's your problem?!
--Hey, now! Stop!
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--Let go! You stupid butler!
--What?!
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Come fight me, if you can!
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You will leave at once, too!
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Your meal, my lady.
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No thanks. I don't want it.
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The cook would be sad
to hear you say that.
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He works his hardest to come up
with meals that suit your needs.
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Why did you talk like that?
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I know I was wrong to talk with
Usopp-san without telling you.
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But you didn't need to
kick him out like that.
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May I sit?
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Go ahead.
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It's been nearly three years...
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...since the day I came to this mansion.
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I'll never forget what
happened that day...
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I was kicked off the ship I worked on
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because of a blunder I made,
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and with no work or money,
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I was on the verge
of dying like a beggar.
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Hey, you! Get out of here!
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Get up! This is no place
for the likes of you!
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Huh?! Sir?! But...
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Understood! Take him
inside and tend to him!
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In my eyes, I owe my life
to your late parents...
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And to you, their daughter.
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I realize that it isn't my place
to interfere with your friendships.
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But that Usopp lad isn't exactly
known for his upstanding character!
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If... if anything should happen to you,
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I would never be able to ask for
forgiveness from your kind parents!
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Do you think ill of me
for what I did earlier?
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No, not at all!
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I'm glad to have you, too, Klahadore!
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But please don't misunderstand.
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Usopp-san is a very nice person.
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However, whether he's
nice or not is irrelevant!
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Klahadore! Urgh! You blockhead!
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Yes, "blockhead" will do just fine!
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Hey, where'd Luffy go?
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Who knows? Probably
ran after that "captain."
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Our captain would be at his spot!
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Yeah, the shore!
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He always goes there
when something happens!
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Wanna check it out?
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Huh? Nah, that's okay.
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But never mind that,
isn't one of you missing?
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--Yeah, Onion!
--Yeah, Onion!
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He always just ups and disappears!
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Yeah! And then he
shows up all freaked out!
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Bad news!
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--See?
--A b-backwards guy!
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A weird guy is
backwards-walking this way!
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--Liar!
--Liar!
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It's the truth!
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Just look!
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Hey! Who's calling me a weird guy?!
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I am not weird!
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Seem pretty weird to me.
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Don't be stupid!
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I'm just an ordinary,
passing-by hypnotist!
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H-Hypnotist?! Awesome!
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Show us something!
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Yeah! Do something!
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What?!
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Don't be dumb!
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Why should I have to
reveal my techniques
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to a bunch of strangers?!
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--Alright. Watch this ring closely.
--You're gonna do it?!
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You'll feel sleepy at the
count of "one, two, Jango."
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Alright, here we go!
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One, two,
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Jango!
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Geez, what's with this guy?!
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Yo!
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Here you are!
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Oh, it's just you!
At least say something, will ya?!
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So, what, do you want something?!
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Not really.
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Oww...
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That damn butler,
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insulting my old man like that!
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Yeah, I hate that guy too!
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No matter what anyone says,
Yasopp was a great pirate!
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Yeah, huh?!
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In this day and age where
pirates are everywhere,
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I'm proud of my old man for living
with his life on the line at sea!
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Yet, that bastard
stomped all over my pride!
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He'll pay for this!
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But you're not gonna
go see the girl anymore?
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Y-Yeah, I dunno...
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If that butler comes and apologizes
to me, I might consider it.
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That butler?
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Yeah, that butler...
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What's that butler doing out here?!
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Oww! That hurts!
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Hey, Jango.
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I told you to avoid doing
anything to make you stand out.
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Yet you go and sleep in
the middle of the village...
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Don't be stupid.
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I don't stand out one bit.
I'm not weird, either.
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There's someone else
with him. A weird guy...
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Never seen him before. Who is he?
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So, preparations for the
plan are ready, I hope?
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Of course.
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We can start anytime...
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The Rich Girl Assassination Plan!
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A-Assassination?!
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Don't call it assassination, Jango.
That has a bad ring to it.
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Oh, right. Accident. It's an accident.
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Hey, what're those
guys talking about?
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D-Don't look at me!
That's what I'd like to know!
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We can't simply kill her.
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Miss Kaya must perish
in an unfortunate accident.
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Don't mess that up!
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So basically, on your signal,
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the men and I storm
the village and kill the girl.
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And then you'll get her inheritance...
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You fool! You don't
understand a thing!
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How would I, an outsider,
inherit Kaya's estate?!
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You'll work hard to?
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Working hard won't amount to squat.
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Listen, this is the
most important thing!
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Before you kill her, you'll use
hypnosis to make Kaya write her will...
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...to say, "I leave my entire
fortune to my butler, Klahadore!"
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Only then will I inherit
her enormous fortune...
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In a completely ordinary manner...
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I've spent three long years gaining
the trust of everyone around me
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so that it would be unsurprising for
her to leave her inheritance to me.
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Three years as a butler for that, huh?
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But you sure scared us back then...
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Captain Kuro.
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Three years ago, you suddenly said
you were giving up life as a pirate.
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In no time flat, you set up
a subordinate to be your double,
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then let the world see
Captain Kuro get executed.
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So that was the very
beginning of this plan.
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You truly are Kuro,
Man of a Thousand Plans.
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Don't call me that.
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I abandoned that
name three years ago.
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I now want to obtain
great sums of money
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without the government on my back.
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In other words, I'm a pacifist.
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Some pacifist you are,
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killing off an entire rich family
for this "peace" of yours.
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Hold on, now.
The father's death was real.
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I hadn't planned on that.
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Well, whatever. It doesn't matter.
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Anyways, hurry and give the signal.
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We've been sitting in the waters
near here for a whole week now.
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The men are starting
to grow impatient.
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This is bad! We heard
something really bad!
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Hey, what's going on?
This sounds kind of bad.
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Weren't you listening
this whole time?!
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This is seriously bad!
They're the real deal!
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Captain Kuro is said
to be the smartest
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and most brutal pirate of all!
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Word had it the navy caught and
executed him three years ago...
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...but Captain Kuro is alive!
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As Klahadore, the butler!
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He's been after Kaya's fortune
for these past three years straight!
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They're gonna attack the village!
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Kaya's in danger, too!
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Bad! This is seriously bad!
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Hey! Don't stand up! They'll see you!
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Hey, you guys! Don't attack that girl!
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Who're you?!
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You idiot! They spotted you!
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Hurry and hide before they kill you!
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Oh... If it isn't Usopp-kun.
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They spotted me, too!
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Did you... hear anything?
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N-No! Whatever do you mean?!
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We just got here now, so of
course we didn't hear anything!
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--We heard everything!
--Hey, you!
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Oh, all right.
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Hey, you guys!
Watch this ring closely!
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What?
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T-This is bad!
It's a throwing weapon! Dodge it!
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At the count of "one, two,
Jango" you will get sleepy.
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Ready?
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--One, two...
--Hide! He's gonna kill us!
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...Jango!
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Hey! Wake up, Jango!
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Have you still not
fixed that habit yet?!
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H-Hey! What're you doing?!
You're gonna fall!
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Head-first...
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I didn't mean to kill him,
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but he couldn't have
survived from that height...
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Damn it! He killed him!
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That bastard! Damn it!
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What about the other one?
Shall I take care of him?
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No need.
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No matter what he does,
it won't matter.
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Tomorrow morning, Jango.
Attack the village at daybreak.
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Tear up the villagers'
homes a good amount,
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and make certain Miss Kaya's
murder looks like an accident!
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Tomorrow!
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You heard me, Usopp-kun.
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There's nothing you
can do to stop my plan.
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Damn it!
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You sure about him?
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Of course. My plans are flawless.
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This is bad, this is bad, this is bad!
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Everyone in this village I grew
up in is going to be killed!
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Kaya's going to be killed!
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Even though I love them all!
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Who are you?!
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I'm Usopp!
A brave warrior of the sea!
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I hear you've been unhappy lately!
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I'll cheer you up with a story!
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Mind your own business!
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Please leave! I'll call for someone!
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And then? What happened after that?!
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I fought, of course! Bravely, at that!
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First, for the giant cat,
I used a cattail plant...
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Damn it!
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When I was little, I had
a vision of a treasure map
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and I always searched
for that miraculous place
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before someone else could
beat me to it
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If the world is going to change
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before I can even attain my dream
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then take me to the time
when I knew nothing
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so that my memories won't fade
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Usopp ran by with a really
intense look. Did something happen?
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That butler is a pirate!
He told his crew to attack the village!
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Now they'll know, and can run
away beforehand! That's a relief!
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--Oh, no!
--What is it?!
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We need to stock up on food
before the meat shop guy runs away!
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That's not the issue at hand here!
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"Expose the Plot!
Pirate Butler Captain Kuro"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!