# E8 - Suddenly, Bed Head

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<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Anubis!<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a god!<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hard at work once again today!<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's do our best!<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-see...<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Up he goes!<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-saw...<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And down...<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-see!<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And up!<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saw!<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Down!<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See! Saw!<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Up!<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Down!<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-s-s-s-suddenly!<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boo-yah!<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-s-s-s-suddenly!<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, come on!<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-s-s-s-suddenly!<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boo-yah!<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-s-s-s-suddenly!<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now everybody, it's time for the show!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suddenly, Bed Head
<br>**[01:00] Narrator**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know this is a bit sudden,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we're in the world of the Egyptian gods.*<br>**[01:05] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suddenly smooshed.<br>**[01:08] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How shall I torture Horus today?<br>**[01:09] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning!<br>**[01:11] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning. Good morning!<br>**[01:14] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning.<br>**[01:17] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Horus, what's up with that?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Going for a different look?!<br>**[01:20] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was like this when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I woke up this morning, Set.<br>**[01:23] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I tried combing it, soaking it, and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;drying it, but nothing works.<br>**[01:29] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously? Bedhead?<br>**[01:31] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a perfect look for a buffoon like you!<br>**[01:33] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, Thoth complimented me too.<br>**[01:37] (Flashback) Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so *artistic*! Magnificent!<br>**[01:40] (Flashback) Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Art should be explosive!<br>**[01:44] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...He said.<br>**[01:46] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me fix that mess.<br>**[01:48] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, it's fine, leave it like that for today.<br>**[01:55] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the...<br>**[01:56] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? It's stubborn.<br>**[02:05] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now you really look like a penguin!<br>**[02:06] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's terrible, Set! So mean!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could you?!<br>**[02:08] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here.<br>**[02:15] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is awful...<br>**[02:17] Narrator**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems that once hair has been*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pulled out, it won't go back in.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Next Day
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<br>**[02:22] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next day.<br>**[02:23] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's been more deliveries<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lately, hasn't there?<br>**[02:26] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure have.<br>**[02:26] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Anubis, Thoth!<br>**[02:28] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning...<br>**[02:30] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is he a friend of yours, Anubis?<br>**[02:32] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me, Thoth! Horus.<br>**[02:38] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See?<br>**[02:39] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, yeah!<br>**[02:41] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It really is Horus.<br>**[02:43] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They don't even recognize him without it!<br>**[02:48] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has that always been detachable?<br>**[02:50] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. It got pulled on until it came out.<br>**[02:53] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you gonna be okay?!<br>**[02:55] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not really sure what function<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that antennae tuft served, Horus,<br>**[02:59] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in the case of insects,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they assist in a variety of functions,<br>**[03:02] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like detecting temperature and aroma,<br>**[03:04] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so losing yours may have grave consequences.<br>**[03:07] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say what?<br>**[03:09] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no. Am I gonna be okay?<br>**[03:12] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet if you eat a lot, rest a lot,<br>**[03:15] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get a lot of sunlight,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it'll grow back in!<br>**[03:17] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I sure hope so. I slept with it, yesterday.<br>**[03:22] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With your hair?<br>**[03:23] Thoth**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[03:24] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was hoping I'd wake up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it'd all turn out to be a dream...<br>**[03:33] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Hey you! You've got a knack<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for making stuff grow, right?!<br>**[03:37] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need your help!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snooze Snooze
<br>**[03:39] Wenet**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snooze snooze...<br>**[03:41] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit snoozing and get up!<br>**[03:44] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is getting me nowhere! What do I do?!<br>**[03:48] Wenet**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zzz... zzz...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Horus
<br>**[03:53] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Horu-snooze...<br>**[03:57] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleeping without a care in the world.<br>**[03:59] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grow back. Grow back! Grow back, antennae!<br>**[04:08] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fell asleep!<br>**[04:10] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Set?<br>**[04:10] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eep!<br>**[04:11] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Set, are you there?<br>**[04:13] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-no!<br>**[04:14] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Horus, I need help! My head...<br>**[04:22] Anubis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Several days later<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Several days later
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<br>**[04:27] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! It's back to normal!<br>**[04:31] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't believe your stupid<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Horus butt scared me like that!<br>**[04:35] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What'd you say?!<br>**[04:36] Set**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want a piece of me, punk?!<br>**[04:37] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you calling stupid, stupid?!<br>**[04:40] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid stupid stupid!<br>**[04:40] Medjed**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! Yay!<br>**[04:42] Narrator**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It occurs to me that*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he may have just been molting.*<br>**[04:45] Horus**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You stupid jerk!<br>