E8 - Suddenly, Bed Head

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    My name is Anubis!
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    He's a god!
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    Hard at work once again today!
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    Let's do our best!
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    A-see...
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    Up he goes!
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    A-saw...
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    And down...
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    A-see!
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    And up!
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    Saw!
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    And Down!
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    See! Saw!
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    Up!
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    Down!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Boo-yah!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Come on, come on!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Boo-yah!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly, Bed Head
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is a bit sudden,
    but we're in the world of the Egyptian gods.
[01:05] Set
    Suddenly smooshed.
[01:08] Set
    How shall I torture Horus today?
[01:09] Horus
    Good morning!
[01:11] Horus
    Good morning. Good morning!
[01:14] Horus
    Good morning.
[01:17] Set
    Horus, what's up with that?!
    Going for a different look?!
[01:20] Horus
    It was like this when
    I woke up this morning, Set.
[01:23] Horus
    I tried combing it, soaking it, and
    drying it, but nothing works.
[01:29] Set
    Seriously? Bedhead?
[01:31] Set
    That's a perfect look for a buffoon like you!
[01:33] Horus
    Yeah, Thoth complimented me too.
[01:37] (Flashback) Thoth
    It's so artistic! Magnificent!
[01:40] (Flashback) Thoth
    Art should be explosive!
[01:44] Horus
    ...He said.
[01:46] Set
    Let me fix that mess.
[01:48] Horus
    Aw, it's fine, leave it like that for today.
[01:55] Set
    What the...
[01:56] Horus
    See? It's stubborn.
[02:05] Set
    Now you really look like a penguin!
[02:06] Horus
    That's terrible, Set! So mean!
    How could you?!
[02:08] Set
    Here.
[02:15] Horus
    This is awful...
[02:17] Narrator
    It seems that once hair has been
    pulled out, it won't go back in.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Th
[02:22] Anubis
    The next day.
[02:23] Thoth
    There's been more deliveries
    lately, hasn't there?
[02:26] Anubis
    Sure have.
[02:26] Horus
    Good morning, Anubis, Thoth!
[02:28] Anubis
    Good morning...
[02:30] Thoth
    Is he a friend of yours, Anubis?
[02:32] Horus
    It's me, Thoth! Horus.
[02:38] Horus
    See?
[02:39] Anubis
    Hey, yeah!
[02:41] Thoth
    It really is Horus.
[02:43] Set
    They don't even recognize him without it!
[02:48] Thoth
    Has that always been detachable?
[02:50] Horus
    No. It got pulled on until it came out.
[02:53] Anubis
    Are you gonna be okay?!
[02:55] Thoth
    I'm not really sure what function
    that antennae tuft served, Horus,
[02:59] Thoth
    but in the case of insects,
    they assist in a variety of functions,
[03:02] Thoth
    like detecting temperature and aroma,
[03:04] Thoth
    so losing yours may have grave consequences.
[03:07] Set
    Say what?
[03:09] Horus
    Oh, no. Am I gonna be okay?
[03:12] Anubis
    I bet if you eat a lot, rest a lot,
[03:15] Anubis
    and get a lot of sunlight,
    it'll grow back in!
[03:17] Horus
    I sure hope so. I slept with it, yesterday.
[03:22] Anubis
    With your hair?
[03:23] Thoth
    Why?
[03:24] Horus
    I was hoping I'd wake up
    and it'd all turn out to be a dream...
[03:33] Set
    Hey! Hey you! You've got a knack
    for making stuff grow, right?!
[03:37] Set
    I need your help!
SIGN    Snooze Snooze
[03:39] Wenet
    Snooze snooze...
[03:41] Set
    Quit snoozing and get up!
[03:44] Set
    This is getting me nowhere! What do I do?!
[03:48] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
SIGN    Horus
[03:53] Horus
    Horu-snooze...
[03:57] Set
    Sleeping without a care in the world.
[03:59] Set
    Grow back. Grow back! Grow back, antennae!
[04:08] Set
    I fell asleep!
[04:10] Horus
    Set?
[04:10] Set
    Eep!
[04:11] Horus
    Set, are you there?
[04:13] Set
    N-no!
[04:14] Horus
    Horus, I need help! My head...
[04:22] Anubis
    Several days later
SIGN    Several days later
SIGN    ays later
[04:27] Horus
    Yay! It's back to normal!
[04:31] Set
    Can't believe your stupid
    Horus butt scared me like that!
[04:35] Horus
    What'd you say?!
[04:36] Set
    You want a piece of me, punk?!
[04:37] Horus
    Who are you calling stupid, stupid?!
[04:40] Horus
    Stupid stupid stupid!
[04:40] Medjed
    Yay! Yay!
[04:42] Narrator
    It occurs to me that
    he may have just been molting.
[04:45] Horus
    You stupid jerk!