E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:31] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but
    this is the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Magical Thoth 
    and Phantom Thief Set
[00:35] Nar
    At least, I think it is?
[00:38] Set
    You police imbeciles!
[00:41] Set
    As I warned you, I have stolen this
    one-of-a-kind gem, the Eye of Medjed!
[00:43] SFX/Medjed
    Gleam.
[00:46] Set
    It was no challenge at all
    for Set the Phantom Thief!
[00:50] Horus
    Freeze, Phantom Thief Set!
[00:55] Set
    Who goes there?!
[00:57] Horus
    Trot, trot, trot...
[00:59] Horus
    My name
[01:01] Horus
    is Horus, the ace detective!
[01:02] Thoth
    And I am his assistant, Thoth.
[01:05] Thoth
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[01:07] Horus
    It's the end of the line for you,
    Phantom Thief Set! Give it up!
[01:13] Set
    Do you think you've got me cornered?
    You've got a lot to learn!
[01:17] Horus
    What does that mean?!
[01:23] Horus
    What?!
[01:25] Set
    Farewell, Ace Detective Horus!
[01:28] Set
    Or maybe I should call you...
     Ace Defective Horus?!
[01:32] Horus
    Curse you, Set!
[01:36] Thoth
    He's stolen the Eye of Medjed,
     a one-of-a-kind gem...
[01:41] Thoth
    I can't let him get away with it!
[01:42] Thoth
    And that means it's time...
[01:44] Thoth
    Transfooorm!
[01:51] Thoth
    Magical Thoth!
[01:55] Thoth
    I'm going to make sure he gets punished!
[01:57] Thoth
    That being the case, we're
    carrying this into second half.
[02:00] Nar
    Wait, we are?
[02:01] Thoth
    Yes! We are!
[02:15] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but Set's a phantom
    thief, Horus is an ace detective,
[02:18] ---
    and Thoth was his assistant
    but is actually...
[02:21] Nar
    a magical bird!
[02:27] SFX/Medjed
    Gleam.
[02:29] Set
    Is this thing really worth that much?
[02:31] Thoth
    Hold it right there, Phantom Thief Set!
[02:34] Set
    Who are you?!
[02:36] Thoth
    I am the mysterious, egg-loving,
    mysterious magical Thoth!
[02:44] Set
    Magical Thoth?!
[02:46] Set
    And who cares about eggs?!
    I happen to hate them!
[02:50] Thoth
    Urgh! Oh, now you're definitely going to pay!
[02:53] Thoth
    Eggcellent eggy egg, Thoth Tamago!
[03:00] Set
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[03:05] Set
    I seriously hate eggs!
[03:10] Set
    Curse... you... Magical Thoth...
[03:16] Horus
    Set!
[03:19] SFX/Medjed
    Gleam.
[03:22] Horus
    I'm not sure why, but it looks like I win!
[03:25] Thoth
    Mr. Horus!
[03:26] Horus
    Look, Thoth! As you can see,
    I've retrieved the Eye of Medjed.
[03:31] Thoth
    Nicely done, sir!
[03:33] Horus
    There's no mystery I can't solve!
[03:38] Nar
    Thoth is a magical bird,
[03:41] Nar
    but no one can learn the truth.
[03:45] Thoth
    Don't tell anyone, okay?