E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
SIGN    Suddenly, a Day Off
[00:25] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but it seems like
    Anubis and the gang have the day off.
SIGN    Manga
[00:30] Anubis
    Just do this, and put this here, and...
[00:34] Anubis
    It's done!
[00:35] Thoth
    Anubis, is there any place
    you'd like to visit?
[00:42] Anubis
    I wanna see Broadway!
[00:45] Anubis
    I hear everyone dresses up in
    glitzy clothes and goes on parade!
[00:48] Thoth
    I'm not sure that impression is accurate.
[00:51] Nar
    Thoth is the god of wisdom.
[00:54] Anubis
    Where do you wanna go, Thoth?
[00:56] Thoth
    I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen!
[00:58] Anubis
    Why?
[01:00] Thoth
    The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating.
[01:02] Anubis
    What kinda eggs are those?
[01:05] Thoth
    They're eggs that you simmer
    with the onsen's heat.
[01:08] Anubis
    That does sound good.
[01:13] Anubis
    I'm feeling hungry.
[01:15] Thoth
    What should we get for dinner?
[01:19] Anubis
    How about pizza?
[01:21] Thoth
    No, no. It's pronounced pizza.
[01:24] Thoth
    I like the sound of pizza though!
[01:26] Anubis
    Pizza!
[01:27] Thoth
    Pizza!
[01:28] Both
    Yeahhh!
SIGN    Here you go
[01:31] Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza!
[01:31] Anubis
    What toppings do you want?
[01:33] Thoth
    Boiled eggs, half boiled
    eggs, and fried eggs!
[01:36] Anubis
    Okay!
[01:36] Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[01:37] [Messenger] Thoth
    Phone
[01:37] Anubis
    If you could get us one of those, please.
[01:42] Horus
    I'm here with your pizza!
[01:44] Thoth
    No, no, it's pronounced pizza.
[01:46] Horus
    I'm here with your pizza!
[01:48] Horus
    Here you are!
[01:49] Anubis
    Thanks!
[01:50] Both
    Pizza!
[01:52] Both
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[02:06] Anubis
    Let's open it!
[02:08] Thoth
    Please do!
[02:18] Anubis
    Pi...
[02:19] Anubis
    zza?
[02:20] Medjed
    Om nom nom.
[02:24] Thoth
    Pi...
[02:25] Thoth
    zza?
[02:28] Medjed
    Nom.
[02:30] Anubis
    Slap.
SIGN    Slap
[02:40] Narr
    Thoth. The god of wisdom.
SIGN    Suddenly, Thoth
[02:44] Narr
    He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart.
[02:48] Thoth
    My IQ is infinity!
[02:51] Narr
    Not only that, but there's also...
[02:54] Thoth
    Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret.
[02:57] Anubis
    Thoth, Thoth! I needed to
    ask you about something.
[03:01] Thoth
    Oh, sure. How can I help you?
[03:04] Anubis
    Do you have any suggestions
    for tonight's meal?
[03:07] Thoth
    Dinner yesterday was a little excessive
     in terms calorie intake goes,
[03:12] ---
    so a bit of temperance today 
    would help balance things out.
[03:15] Thoth
    I recommend eating some fruit,
[03:18] Thoth
    like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,
    raspberries, or blueberries.
[03:22] ---
    Let's try and eat more produce today.
[03:26] Anubis
    I get you!
[03:29] Horus
    Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec?
[03:32] Horus
    Which scarf do you think looks better?
[03:35] Horus
    Or should I just buy both?
[03:37] Thoth
    Purchasing both would provide 
    you with a contingency plan
[03:41] ---
    for a situation where you will have an 
    assessment of either being unavailable,
[03:44] Thoth
    which makes the issue a moot one, 
    invalidating any incentive to come to a consensus
[03:49] ---
    with your friends, yadda yadda yadda, 
    blah blah blah, s'il vous plaît.
[03:52] Thoth
    Those are the factors that create 
    the baseline logic of the inquiry...
[03:54] Narr
    Thoth knows all kinds of things, so
    people often turn to him for advice.
[03:57] SFX Sign
    Huh!
[03:59] SFX Sign
    Impressive!
[04:00] Thoth
    ...which makes it possible!
[04:02] Thoth
    I'm a reliable adviser!
[04:04] Thoth
    A-hem!
[04:12] Medjed
    What is the answer to life,
    the universe, and everything?
[04:22] Thoth
    42.
[04:26] SFX Sign
    Wow~
[04:30] Narr
    Thoth, the god of wisdom.
[04:33] Narr
    Among the Egyptian gods, he's the
    professor-type who has all the answers.
[04:37] Narr
    Oh, if you're curious about 42,
    you can look it up online.