# E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV7M12/suddenly-a-day-off--suddenly-thoth)
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***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
***SIGN***    Suddenly, a Day Off
**[00:25] Narr**
*    I know this is sudden, but it seems like*
*    Anubis and the gang have the day off.*
***SIGN***    Manga
**[00:30] Anubis**
    Just do this, and put this here, and...
**[00:34] Anubis**
    It's done!
**[00:35] Thoth**
    Anubis, is there any place
    you'd like to visit?
**[00:42] Anubis**
    I wanna see Broadway!
**[00:45] Anubis**
    I hear everyone dresses up in
    glitzy clothes and goes on parade!
**[00:48] Thoth**
    I'm not sure that impression is accurate.
**[00:51] Nar**
    *Thoth is the god of wisdom.*
**[00:54] Anubis**
    Where do you wanna go, Thoth?
**[00:56] Thoth**
    I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen!
**[00:58] Anubis**
    Why?
**[01:00] Thoth**
    The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating.
**[01:02] Anubis**
    What kinda eggs are those?
**[01:05] Thoth**
    They're eggs that you simmer
    with the onsen's heat.
**[01:08] Anubis**
    That does sound good.
**[01:13] Anubis**
    I'm feeling hungry.
**[01:15] Thoth**
    What should we get for dinner?
**[01:19] Anubis**
    How about pizza?
**[01:21] Thoth**
    No, no. It's pronounced *pizza*.
**[01:24] Thoth**
    I like the sound of pizza though!
**[01:26] Anubis**
    Pizza!
**[01:27] Thoth**
    Pizza!
**[01:28] Both**
    Yeahhh!
***SIGN***    Here you go
**[01:31] Thoth**
    Pizza! Pizza!
**[01:31] Anubis**
    What toppings do you want?
**[01:33] Thoth**
    Boiled eggs, half boiled
    eggs, and fried eggs!
**[01:36] Anubis**
    Okay!
**[01:36] Thoth**
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
**[01:37] [Messenger] Thoth**
    Phone
**[01:37] Anubis**
    If you could get us one of those, please.
**[01:42] Horus**
    I'm here with your pizza!
**[01:44] Thoth**
    No, no, it's pronounced *pizza*.
**[01:46] Horus**
    I'm here with your *pizza*!
**[01:48] Horus**
    Here you are!
**[01:49] Anubis**
    Thanks!
**[01:50] Both**
    Pizza!
**[01:52] Both**
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
**[02:06] Anubis**
    Let's open it!
**[02:08] Thoth**
    Please do!
**[02:18] Anubis**
    Pi...
**[02:19] Anubis**
    zza?
**[02:20] Medjed**
    Om nom nom.
**[02:24] Thoth**
    Pi...
**[02:25] Thoth**
    zza?
**[02:28] Medjed**
    Nom.
**[02:30] Anubis**
    Slap.
***SIGN***    Slap
**[02:40] Narr**
    *Thoth. The god of wisdom.*
***SIGN***    Suddenly, Thoth
**[02:44] Narr**
    *He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart.*
**[02:48] Thoth**
    My IQ is infinity!
**[02:51] Narr**
    *Not only that, but there's also...*
**[02:54] Thoth**
    Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret.
**[02:57] Anubis**
    Thoth, Thoth! I needed to
    ask you about something.
**[03:01] Thoth**
    Oh, sure. How can I help you?
**[03:04] Anubis**
    Do you have any suggestions
    for tonight's meal?
**[03:07] Thoth**
    *Dinner* yesterday was a little excessive
     in terms *calorie* intake goes,
**[03:12] ---**
    so a bit of *temperance* today
    would help balance things out.
**[03:15] Thoth**
    I recommend eating some fruit,
**[03:18] Thoth**
    like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,
    raspberries, or blueberries.
**[03:22] ---**
    Let's try and eat more produce today.
**[03:26] Anubis**
    I get you!
**[03:29] Horus**
    Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec?
**[03:32] Horus**
    Which scarf do you think looks better?
**[03:35] Horus**
    Or should I just buy both?
**[03:37] Thoth**
    Purchasing both would provide
    you with a *contingency plan*
**[03:41] ---**
    for a situation where you will have an
    *assessment* of either being unavailable,
**[03:44] Thoth**
    which makes the *issue* a moot one,
    invalidating any *incentive* to come to a *consensus*
**[03:49] ---**
    with your *friends*, yadda yadda yadda,
    blah blah blah, *s'il vous plaît*.
**[03:52] Thoth**
    Those are the *factors* that create
    the baseline *logic* of the inquiry...
**[03:54] Narr**
*    Thoth knows all kinds of things, so*
*    people often turn to him for advice.*
**[03:57] SFX Sign**
    Huh!
**[03:59] SFX Sign**
    Impressive!
**[04:00] Thoth**
    ...which makes it possible!
**[04:02] Thoth**
    I'm a reliable adviser!
**[04:04] Thoth**
    A-hem!
**[04:12] Medjed**
    What is the answer to life,
    the universe, and everything?
**[04:22] Thoth**
    42.
**[04:26] SFX Sign**
    Wow~
**[04:30] Narr**
    *Thoth, the god of wisdom.*
**[04:33] Narr**
*    Among the Egyptian gods, he's the*
*    professor-type who has all the answers.*
**[04:37] Narr**
*    Oh, if you're curious about 42,*
*    you can look it up online.*