Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
Welcome to the world of the Egyptian gods. This is where the famous gods of Ancient Egypt, from Anubis to Thoth, live their lives freely. How freely, you ask? Bastet appears out of nowhere, singing and dancing. Medjed is always stone-faced. Horus works a part-time job. Set is devoted to pulling pranks. Ra's off traveling and rarely comes home... All the Gods basically just do whatever they want!



 

Season 1

E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis
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SIGN    Suddenly, Egyptian Gods
[00:25] Medjeg
    Okay, the end of the line is right here.
[00:27] Souls
    Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
SIGN    End of the line
[00:29] Souls
    Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
[00:34] Anubis
    Alrighty, if you could all
    line up single-file...
[00:39] Anubis
    Thoth, could you please write these down?
[00:41] Thoth
    Understood, Anubis. I'll handle it.
[00:45] Anubis
    Now, everyone...
[00:46] Anubis
    It's judgment time!
SIGN    Woo!
[00:48] Toth
    Woo!
[00:49] Anubis
    Okay, just hop right on.
SIGN    Klonk
[00:52] A
    Okay, down you go.
[00:53] T
    Down.
[00:53] Souls
    Soul...
SIGN    Bonk
[00:54] Anubis
    And up you go.
[00:56] T
    Up.
[00:56] Souls
    Soul!
SIGN    Klonk
[00:57] ---
    Klonk
[00:57] A
    You'll be going down.
[00:58] Souls
    Soul...
[00:58] T
    Down.
SIGN    Bonk
[01:00] Anubis
    Up and away!
[01:01] T
    Up.
[01:01] Souls
    Soul!
SIGN    Klonk
[01:02] ---
    Klonk
[01:03] A
    Get on down.
[01:03] T
    Down.
[01:03] Souls
    Soul...
SIGN    Bonk
[01:05] Souls
    Soul...
[01:05] Anubis
    Upy daisy!
[01:06] T
    Up.
[01:07] T
    If the next person in line could step up.
[01:09] ---
    Soul.
[01:10] Anubis
    Hey, I think Ra is gonna
    be back any time now.
[01:14] Anubis
    Down you go.
[01:16] Anubis
    I wonder what he brought us.
[01:17] Anubis
    Up for you.
[01:18] T
    And up...
[01:19] T
    Probably another pennant.
[01:21] A
    I want a wooden sword— Down!
[01:23] T
    Down.
[01:24] A
    That'd be nice.
[01:26] A
    Up you go!
[01:27] T
    Up...
[01:27] T
    Why do you want one?
[01:35] A
    That's a good question.
[01:38] SFX Voice
    Ding dong, ding dong...
[01:42] A
    Guess that's it for today.
[01:44] T
    We'll see you all tomorrow.
[01:46] A
    See ya!
[01:47] Medjed
    Come on in, everyone.
[01:50] A
    Another honest day's work!
    Gives me stiff shoulders, I tell ya.
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
[01:55] T
    It did, did it?
[01:58] A
    What should we eat today?
[01:58] Scorpion
    Scorp...
[02:00] T
    How does koshary sound?
[02:01] Scorpion
    Scorp
[02:02] A
    Didn't we have that yesterday?
[02:04] T
    I could honestly eat koshary for every meal.
[02:07] Scorpion
    Scorp scorp scorp!
[02:07] A
    Let's have koshary, then!
[02:09] T
    You want to eat here?
[02:10] A
    Sounds good!
[02:10] Scorpion
    Scorp scorp...
[02:14] A
    Hello? Two servings of koshary, please.
[02:17] A
    What toppings do you want?
[02:19] T
    I'll take eggs, eggs, and eggs, please.
[02:23] Scorpion
    Scorp... scorp scorp scorp!
[02:23] A
    They're asking if you want to substitute
    one of those eggs with bacon.
[02:29] Medjed
    Beam!
[02:35] Scorpion
    Scorp!
[02:38] A
    Okay, make one bacon—
[03:11] A
    They're asking if we mean double bacon.
[03:15] T
    No! I said egg, egg, and bacon!
[03:21] Narration
    It's a bit sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Anubis
[03:42] Narr
    Anubis.
SIGN    Heh heh heh
[03:45] Narr
    He is the god of the underworld.
[03:49] Narr
    Anubis judges the weight of souls.
[03:54] A
    Wee!
[03:55] Narr
    While he is certainly having fun,
    he is not simply playing around.
[03:58] A
    Wee!
[04:00] A
    Wee!
[04:00] Medjed?
    Bonk!
[04:02] Medjed?
    Bonk!
[04:02] A
    Wee!
[04:04] A
    Wee!
[04:04] Narr
    Actually, he is.
[04:04] Medjed?
    Klonk!
[04:05] ---
    Wee!
[04:05] Medjed?
    Klonk!
[04:07] Medjed
    Yo.
[04:08] T
    Okay.
[04:09] Both
    Tag!
[04:16] A
    Zoom!
[04:24] A
    So floaty...
[04:33] A
    Hey there, little birdies. Good afternoon!
[04:38] A
    Bye bye!
[04:43] Narr
    Huh? Anubis, are you going to be okay?
[04:46] Narr
    Are you... able to fly?
[05:03] Narr
    Anubis makes mummies as a hobby.
[05:06] Narr
    When he gets a day off, he spends
    the whole day crafting them.
[05:19] Narr
    This is Thoth. The god of
    wisdom, and Anubis's friend.
SIGN    Besties
[05:23] Thoth
    Besties!
[05:25] Narr
    Do you have any feelings
    about Anubis' mummy-making?
[05:28] Thoth
    I personally think it's a good idea for
    everyone to have at least one hobby.
[05:34] Thoth
    Or, y'know, every Egyptian god.
[05:37] Thoth
    Anubis in particular works late
     every day, making sure that
[05:40] ---
    the souls of the dead get where they're going.
SIGN    Wrap
SIGN    Wrap
[05:43] Thoth
    He's also got a variety of other solutions
[05:46] ---
    that he's working on in his
    agenda to fix things that—
[05:50] Narr
    He's turning you into a mummy.
    Are you gonna be okay?
[05:55] A
    Sorry! I got carried away...
SIGN    Eheheh
[06:01] Narr
    Anubis is the slightly mischievous god of the
    underworld, whose hobby is mummy-making.

E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:26] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but welcome
    to the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Arriving
[00:30] ---
    This is Anubis' room.
[00:31] Thoth
    Around, around and around we go...
[00:31] Anubis
    Oh yeah... Oh yeah...
[00:37] Anubis
    That worked up a nice sweat.
[00:40] Thoth
    It certainly did.
[00:43] Anubis
    Carbonated drinks fill you up faster, huh?
[00:45] Thoth
    They sure do.
[00:51] Anubis
    Hiccup? Or is it hiccough?
[00:54] Thoth
    Hiccup is the more broadly accepted version.
[00:57] Anubis
    They're such a drag, though.
    Any idea how to get them to stop?
[01:02] Thoth
    I'm afraid there are things that
    even a god of wisdom doesn't know.
[01:05] Anubis
    I see...
[01:08] Anubis
    You want some more?
[01:10] Thoth
    Yes, please.
[01:11] Anubis
    Okay!
[01:12] Anubis
    Another bottle...
[01:16] Anubis
    Here we go!
[01:26] Thoth
    Anything wrong?
[01:29] Anubis
    Actually, let me get you some tea—
[01:35] Anubis
    Y'know, I was wrong,
    I think it's in this drawer!
SIGN    Heheheh
[01:55] Thoth
    Huh? What about the tea?
[01:58] Anubis
    You can't always get what you want.
[02:02] Nar
    Bastet can be found anywhere.
[02:05] Nar
    Because this is the somewhat
    sudden world of Egyptian gods.
[02:08] Anubis
    Oh boy...
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy    daisy
[02:19] Bastet
    Click.
[02:21] Nar
    Here we have the cat goddess, Bastet,
    trying her best to look Egystagrammable.
SIGN    Suddenly Bastet
[02:21] Bastet
    Click. Click. Click. Click.
[02:31] Nar
    She gets bored rather easily.
[02:50] Nar
    I think she got bored.
[03:02] Nar
    I think she got bored.
[03:23] Nar
    She got bored.
[03:24] Anubis
    I'm pretty sure it's in the...
[03:33] Nar
    Bastet is always coming
    and going unexpectedly.
[03:39] Bastet
    Stare...
[03:41] Thoth
    Uh...
[03:45] Thoth
    Please don't step on my keyboard!
[03:48] Nar
    I think she got bored.
[03:54] Bastet
    Click.
[04:02] Nar
    I think she got bored.
SIGN    Bastet: Here I am!
[04:04] Nar
    Bastet has an account on Egystagram.
SIGN    Bastet: Taking a shot with Medjed!
SIGN    Bastet: Reowr~
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     This made me happy, so precious
SIGN    You might want to delete any information that can let people ID you
     Okay...
     Five minutes ago
[04:18] Nar
    Oh, dear. She got bored again.
[04:22] Nar
    That's the whimsical cat goddess, Bastet.

E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
SIGN    Suddenly, a Day Off
[00:25] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but it seems like
    Anubis and the gang have the day off.
SIGN    Manga
[00:30] Anubis
    Just do this, and put this here, and...
[00:34] Anubis
    It's done!
[00:35] Thoth
    Anubis, is there any place
    you'd like to visit?
[00:42] Anubis
    I wanna see Broadway!
[00:45] Anubis
    I hear everyone dresses up in
    glitzy clothes and goes on parade!
[00:48] Thoth
    I'm not sure that impression is accurate.
[00:51] Nar
    Thoth is the god of wisdom.
[00:54] Anubis
    Where do you wanna go, Thoth?
[00:56] Thoth
    I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen!
[00:58] Anubis
    Why?
[01:00] Thoth
    The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating.
[01:02] Anubis
    What kinda eggs are those?
[01:05] Thoth
    They're eggs that you simmer
    with the onsen's heat.
[01:08] Anubis
    That does sound good.
[01:13] Anubis
    I'm feeling hungry.
[01:15] Thoth
    What should we get for dinner?
[01:19] Anubis
    How about pizza?
[01:21] Thoth
    No, no. It's pronounced pizza.
[01:24] Thoth
    I like the sound of pizza though!
[01:26] Anubis
    Pizza!
[01:27] Thoth
    Pizza!
[01:28] Both
    Yeahhh!
SIGN    Here you go
[01:31] Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza!
[01:31] Anubis
    What toppings do you want?
[01:33] Thoth
    Boiled eggs, half boiled
    eggs, and fried eggs!
[01:36] Anubis
    Okay!
[01:36] Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[01:37] [Messenger] Thoth
    Phone
[01:37] Anubis
    If you could get us one of those, please.
[01:42] Horus
    I'm here with your pizza!
[01:44] Thoth
    No, no, it's pronounced pizza.
[01:46] Horus
    I'm here with your pizza!
[01:48] Horus
    Here you are!
[01:49] Anubis
    Thanks!
[01:50] Both
    Pizza!
[01:52] Both
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[02:06] Anubis
    Let's open it!
[02:08] Thoth
    Please do!
[02:18] Anubis
    Pi...
[02:19] Anubis
    zza?
[02:20] Medjed
    Om nom nom.
[02:24] Thoth
    Pi...
[02:25] Thoth
    zza?
[02:28] Medjed
    Nom.
[02:30] Anubis
    Slap.
SIGN    Slap
[02:40] Narr
    Thoth. The god of wisdom.
SIGN    Suddenly, Thoth
[02:44] Narr
    He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart.
[02:48] Thoth
    My IQ is infinity!
[02:51] Narr
    Not only that, but there's also...
[02:54] Thoth
    Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret.
[02:57] Anubis
    Thoth, Thoth! I needed to
    ask you about something.
[03:01] Thoth
    Oh, sure. How can I help you?
[03:04] Anubis
    Do you have any suggestions
    for tonight's meal?
[03:07] Thoth
    Dinner yesterday was a little excessive
     in terms calorie intake goes,
[03:12] ---
    so a bit of temperance today 
    would help balance things out.
[03:15] Thoth
    I recommend eating some fruit,
[03:18] Thoth
    like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,
    raspberries, or blueberries.
[03:22] ---
    Let's try and eat more produce today.
[03:26] Anubis
    I get you!
[03:29] Horus
    Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec?
[03:32] Horus
    Which scarf do you think looks better?
[03:35] Horus
    Or should I just buy both?
[03:37] Thoth
    Purchasing both would provide 
    you with a contingency plan
[03:41] ---
    for a situation where you will have an 
    assessment of either being unavailable,
[03:44] Thoth
    which makes the issue a moot one, 
    invalidating any incentive to come to a consensus
[03:49] ---
    with your friends, yadda yadda yadda, 
    blah blah blah, s'il vous plaît.
[03:52] Thoth
    Those are the factors that create 
    the baseline logic of the inquiry...
[03:54] Narr
    Thoth knows all kinds of things, so
    people often turn to him for advice.
[03:57] SFX Sign
    Huh!
[03:59] SFX Sign
    Impressive!
[04:00] Thoth
    ...which makes it possible!
[04:02] Thoth
    I'm a reliable adviser!
[04:04] Thoth
    A-hem!
[04:12] Medjed
    What is the answer to life,
    the universe, and everything?
[04:22] Thoth
    42.
[04:26] SFX Sign
    Wow~
[04:30] Narr
    Thoth, the god of wisdom.
[04:33] Narr
    Among the Egyptian gods, he's the
    professor-type who has all the answers.
[04:37] Narr
    Oh, if you're curious about 42,
    you can look it up online.

E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup...
SIGN    Suddenly, Horus and Set
[00:27] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
[00:31] Narration
    Horus is doing his part-time
    job. What a hard worker.
[00:43] Set
    Time to remind you how awesome I am, Horus.
[00:46] Set
    Crush.
SIGN    Sneer
[00:48] Narration
    Oh, my. It looks like Set is up to something.
[00:55] Set
    Nom...
[00:57] Set
    Toss!
[00:58] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[01:00] Set
    Here we go!
[01:02] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[01:05] Set
    Here we go?
[01:06] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[01:10] Horus
    Twirl!
[01:14] Horus
    Ta-dah!
[01:23] Set
    Nice skating!
[01:25] Horus
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Hoshoku-Ya Diner
[01:29] Horus
    Welcome!
SIGN    Menu
[01:37] SEt
    'Scuse me...
[01:38] Horus
    Oh, certainly! What can I get you?
[01:41] Set
    Can I get, uh, the A combo,
    the B combo, C combo,
SIGN    Menu
[01:43] Set
    um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg
    steak, some curry, some koshary,
[01:46] Set
    um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some
    fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions,
[01:49] ---
    hold the onions, some fried chicken,
    beef udon, hold the noodles,
[01:52] Set
    oh, and for the katsudon, could you
    hold the katsu and do double rice?
[01:54] ---
    And then some fried eggplant,
    then cancel the fried chicken,
[01:55] ---
    and some stir-fried vegetables, and then
    also some ramen and dandan noodles,
[01:57] Set
    and actually throw in that C
    combo again and add the D combo,
[01:59] ---
    and then the grilled fish meal and some
     Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce.
[02:02] Set
    And on second thought, make that
    katsudon heavy on the katsu!
[02:04] ---
    And I'm short on time,
    so make it snappy, please.
[02:06] Horus
    O-Okay!
SIGN    Snicker
[02:10] Set
    Now let the confusion sink in!
    And if you take a second too long...
[02:14] Horus
    Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
[02:34] Set
    Ding...
[02:36] Horus
    Here you are!
[02:38] Horus
    Your large serving of katsudon!
[02:41] Horus
    Bow.
SIGN    Bow
[02:46] Set
    You are a speed star!
SIGN    Safety first
[02:49] Barricade sign
    Shovel... Shovel... shovel...
SIGN    Heheheh
SIGN    Pitfall
[02:57] Horus
    Ding ding!
SIGN    Huge success!
[02:59] Sign/Horus
    Huge success!
SIGN    Heheheh
[03:03] Set
    Dig! Dig! Dig!
SIGN    Pitfall
SIGN    Pitfall
[03:09] Horus
    Ding ding!
[03:11] Horus
    Ding ding!
[03:12] Horus
    Ding—
[03:16] Set
    Yes! I did it!
[03:18] Set
    I did it, I did it, I did it!
[03:21] Set
    Horus is dumb, dumb, dumb!
[03:32] Set
    I did it, I did it, I did it!
[03:40] Set
    It's fantastic.
SIGN    Suddenly, Bad Blood
[03:58] Narr
    Horus.
[03:59] Narr
    And Set.
[04:02] Narr
    The two of them are rivals,
    and they don't get along at all.
[04:05] Both
    Hmph!
[04:07] Nar
    Horus has the head of a falcon,
    and is a very strong god.
[04:13] Horus
    Pretty cool, huh?
[04:14] Set
    You look like a penguin to me.
SIGN    Ticked
[04:16] Horus
    A penguin...?
[04:18] Narr
    Set is the god of destruction, and has a
    variety of animal heads, including a jackal's.
[04:25] Set
    Exactly. And I am super cool!
[04:29] Narr
    As Horus' rival, he's often plotting trouble.
[04:33] Horus
    Seriously, he's always starting something!
[04:35] Set
    Urgh.
[04:36] Set
    When have I ever caused trouble?!
[04:38] Horus
    All the time! I mean, the other day...
[04:51] Horus
    See?! That's pretty bad!
[04:52] Set
    Whatever! I only did that because...
[04:55] Horus
    Because what?!
[04:56] Narration
    Uh... well, as you can see,
    they don't get along.
[05:01] Horus
    You're such a jerk! Think
    about what you've done!

E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:27] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Ra and Apep
[00:30] Nar
    And the father of all the gods, Ra,
    is almost done with his latest trip.
[00:39] Ra
    The waves are nice and calm today.
[00:42] Ra
    I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back
    this time. I hope the kids like them.
[00:55] Medjed
    Round and around and around...
[01:03] Apep
    I am Apep!
[01:05] Apep
    The embodiment of evil and chaos,
    here to spread cha...os?
[01:21] Narr
    Oh, dear.
[01:23] Narr
    You really shouldn't spill
    chaos all over the ocean.
[01:31] Ra
    I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,
    so I bet even Bastet will be happy.
[01:44] Medjed
    Twirly, twirly, twirl...
[01:44] Ra
    Is the wind picking up?
[01:52] Apep
    Ra! Your voyage ends now!
[01:55] Apep
    Today, you will breathe your last
    as you struggle in my clutches...
[02:00] Ra
    Come on, wind! Keep it up!
[02:04] Ra
    Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed,
[02:09] Ra
    I'm coming home!
[02:15] Ra
    All right, I'm almost there.
[02:19] Ra
    Here I come, kids!
[02:28] Apep
    This time, you actually are finished, Ra!
[02:31] Apep
    And I will fill the world with chaos!
[02:35] Apep
    Huh? Wha?
[02:36] Apep
    Ra? Ra!
[02:38] Apep
    I can sense him.
[02:39] Apep
    Curses! Where has he gone?!
[02:41] Apep
    Stop hiding and face me!
[02:44] Apep
    Ra! Where are you?! Ra!
[02:48] Apep
    Where are you hiding?!
[02:50] Apep
    You coward!
[02:51] Apep
    Get out here! Ra!
[02:53] Chaos
    Float...
[02:53] Apep
    Show yourself!
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy Daisy
[03:08] Nar
    News has spread that everyone's dad,
    Ra, will be arriving soon.
SIGN    Suddenly, Souvenirs
[03:14] Nar
    The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting.
[03:19] Anubis
    Should be any time now, right?
[03:20] Thoth
    I believe so.
[03:22] Horus
    I'm looking forward to the souvenirs.
[03:24] Thoth
    The... souvenirs, right...
[03:27] Thoth
    I believe last time we got...
[03:29] Anbunis
    Pennants, right?
[03:31] Bastet
    Wait, those weren't dust rags?
[03:33] Thoth
    That's not the intended use, no.
[03:36] Anubis
    Hey, he's back!
[03:40] Ra
    Tap.
SIGN    Tap
[03:43] Ra
    I'm home, everybody!
[03:48] Horus
    Hug!
SIGN    Pat
[03:49] Ra
    I'm home, Horus.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:51] Horus
    Welcome back!
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:53] Ra
    I'm home, Anubis!
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:55] Anubis
    Welcome home!
[03:57] Ra
    I'm home, Thoth.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:59] Thoth
    It's good to have you back.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[04:01] Ra
    I'm home, Medjed.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[04:04] Medjed
    Welcome home.
SIGN    Pat
[04:05] Ra
    I'm home, Bastet!
SIGN    Pat
[04:09] Bastet
    W-Welcome b-back.
[04:11] Ra
    It was a wonderful trip.
[04:14] Ra
    Have you all been well?
[04:16] Everyone but thoth
    Yeah!
[04:16] Thoth
    We have!
[04:18] Ra
    Good, good.
[04:19] Ra
    I'm glad to hear it.
[04:22] Ra
    Now, I know what you're waiting for...
[04:23] Ra
    It's time for souvenirs!
SIGN    Here
[04:26] Everyone
    Yay!
SIGN    Yay
[04:27] Ra
    Okay, then.
[04:29] Ra
    Everyone, line up, please.
[04:32] Everyone
    Okay!
[04:34] Ra
    I picked up some t-shirts
    from a foreign country.
SIGN    Dog
[04:37] Ra
    What do you think? Pretty cool, right?
[04:39] Anunbis
    Dog...
SIGN    Tottori
[04:40] Ra
    Here you are, Thoth.
[04:41] Thoth
    Thoth-ori...
[04:43] Ra
    Here's yours, Medjed.
[04:44] Medjed
    Yay, yay, yay!
SIGN    Penguin
[04:46] Ra
    And yours, Horus.
SIGN    Pen...
[04:48] Horus
    Pen...guin...
SIGN    guin...
[04:51] Ra
    Yours looks great on you, Bastet!
SIGN    Mercat
[04:53] Ra
    Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click!
[04:56] Medjed
    Yay, yay, yay!
[04:57] Ra
    I have to say, they suit all of you
    just great! Totally Egystagrammable!
[05:02] Anubis
    Th... Thank you... very much...
[05:06] Ra
    Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe
    I should pick up some more t-shirts next time!
[05:11] Everyone except Medjed
    Y...Yay?
[05:16] Narration
    Everyone is happy to have their dad back
    from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs...
[05:23] Narration
    But let's just say the Egyptian gods think
    his selections leave room for improvement.

E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:31] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but
    this is the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Magical Thoth 
    and Phantom Thief Set
[00:35] Nar
    At least, I think it is?
[00:38] Set
    You police imbeciles!
[00:41] Set
    As I warned you, I have stolen this
    one-of-a-kind gem, the Eye of Medjed!
[00:43] SFX/Medjed
    Gleam.
[00:46] Set
    It was no challenge at all
    for Set the Phantom Thief!
[00:50] Horus
    Freeze, Phantom Thief Set!
[00:55] Set
    Who goes there?!
[00:57] Horus
    Trot, trot, trot...
[00:59] Horus
    My name
[01:01] Horus
    is Horus, the ace detective!
[01:02] Thoth
    And I am his assistant, Thoth.
[01:05] Thoth
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[01:07] Horus
    It's the end of the line for you,
    Phantom Thief Set! Give it up!
[01:13] Set
    Do you think you've got me cornered?
    You've got a lot to learn!
[01:17] Horus
    What does that mean?!
[01:23] Horus
    What?!
[01:25] Set
    Farewell, Ace Detective Horus!
[01:28] Set
    Or maybe I should call you...
     Ace Defective Horus?!
[01:32] Horus
    Curse you, Set!
[01:36] Thoth
    He's stolen the Eye of Medjed,
     a one-of-a-kind gem...
[01:41] Thoth
    I can't let him get away with it!
[01:42] Thoth
    And that means it's time...
[01:44] Thoth
    Transfooorm!
[01:51] Thoth
    Magical Thoth!
[01:55] Thoth
    I'm going to make sure he gets punished!
[01:57] Thoth
    That being the case, we're
    carrying this into second half.
[02:00] Nar
    Wait, we are?
[02:01] Thoth
    Yes! We are!
[02:15] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but Set's a phantom
    thief, Horus is an ace detective,
[02:18] ---
    and Thoth was his assistant
    but is actually...
[02:21] Nar
    a magical bird!
[02:27] SFX/Medjed
    Gleam.
[02:29] Set
    Is this thing really worth that much?
[02:31] Thoth
    Hold it right there, Phantom Thief Set!
[02:34] Set
    Who are you?!
[02:36] Thoth
    I am the mysterious, egg-loving,
    mysterious magical Thoth!
[02:44] Set
    Magical Thoth?!
[02:46] Set
    And who cares about eggs?!
    I happen to hate them!
[02:50] Thoth
    Urgh! Oh, now you're definitely going to pay!
[02:53] Thoth
    Eggcellent eggy egg, Thoth Tamago!
[03:00] Set
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[03:05] Set
    I seriously hate eggs!
[03:10] Set
    Curse... you... Magical Thoth...
[03:16] Horus
    Set!
[03:19] SFX/Medjed
    Gleam.
[03:22] Horus
    I'm not sure why, but it looks like I win!
[03:25] Thoth
    Mr. Horus!
[03:26] Horus
    Look, Thoth! As you can see,
    I've retrieved the Eye of Medjed.
[03:31] Thoth
    Nicely done, sir!
[03:33] Horus
    There's no mystery I can't solve!
[03:38] Nar
    Thoth is a magical bird,
[03:41] Nar
    but no one can learn the truth.
[03:45] Thoth
    Don't tell anyone, okay?

E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but winter has arrived
    in the world of the Egyptian gods as well.
SIGN    Suddenly, Kotatsu
[00:31] Medjed
    Yahoo!
[00:36] Narr
    And the Egyptian gods are trying to stay
    toasty under the kotatsu, in full relaxation mode.
[00:44] Horus
    So warm...
[00:49] Anubis
    It really is.
[00:54] Thoth
    It certainly is warm.
[01:00] Bastet
    Meow...
[01:05] Anubis
    It's so warm I can't move...
[01:11] Thoth
    The room isn't even that
    cold... It's so strange.
[01:19] Horus
    So, so strange...
[01:28] Bastet
    These satsumas are good.
[01:34] Anubis
    Oh, we're out of satsumas.
[01:40] Horus
    Oh, no more satsumas, huh?
[01:47] Thoth
    That won't do. Satsumas are full of
    vitamin C, which is very healthy.
[01:55] Thoth
    They help with your skin, too.
[02:01] Bastet
    Satsumas...
[02:09] Anubis
    Could someone go get some satsumas?
[02:14] Sign/Everyone
    Pause...
SIGN    Pause...
[02:20] Horus
    Satsumas...
[02:24] Bastet
    Satsumas, huh?
[02:29] Thoth
    Satsumas, indeed.
[02:34] Bastet
    They sure are tasty.
[02:39] Horus
    I want some satsumas.
[02:45] Anubis
    So, could someone go get some satsumas?
SIGN    Ignore...
[02:51] Sign/Everyone
    Ignore...
[02:56] Anubis
    Turn...
[02:57] Thoth
    Turn...
[03:02] Bastet
    Satsumas, huh...
[03:07] Horus
    Satsumas...
[03:15] Anubis
    Seriously, though, the satsumas...
[03:19] Anubis
    Satsumas!
[03:24] Narr
    Even gods have trouble getting out
    from underneath a warm kotatsu.
[03:30] Anubis
    Satsumas...
SIGN    Suddenly, Medjed
[03:44] Narr
    He is the most mysterious
    out of all the Egyptian gods.
[03:50] Narr
    In the Book of the Dead, he stands out
    from all the other deities and people,
[03:55] ---
    even flashing beams from his eyes:
    a god that's a bit of an enigma.
[04:05] Medjed
    Bow.
[04:06] Narr
    That's Medjed.
SIGN    Medjed
[04:41] Narr
    Medjed's day starts early.
[04:43] Medjed
    One, two...
[04:44] Narr
    First is his morning exercise.
[04:45] Medjed
    Three, four...
[04:47] Medjed
    Five, six...
[04:48] Medjed
    Seven, eight...
SIGN    Medjed
SIGN    Carbonated
[04:52] Medjed
    That was a nice workout.
[04:54] Medjed
    Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
[04:57] Narr
    Next is laundry.
[04:57] Medjed
    Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
[05:09] Medjed
    Perfectly done.
[05:15] Medjed
    Land.
[05:17] Narr
    While his laundry dries, he goes for a walk.
[05:19] Voice
    Egypt...
[05:19] Medjed
    Walking, walking, walking...
[05:24] Voice
    America!
[05:28] Voice
    France.
[05:32] Voice
    China!
[05:36] Voice
    Japan!
SIGN    Please adopt me
[05:59] Medjed
    If you don't mind, would you
    like to come along with me,
[06:03] Medjed
    princess?
SIGN    Zwing
[06:21] Cat
    Hop.
[06:27] Narr
    It looks like his laundry is dry.
    The rain must not have fallen here.
[06:37] Medjed
    I probably should take my bath.
[06:48] Medjed
    That's some nice water...
[06:53] Narr
    Medjed wrings his body out,
    like he usually does.
[06:59] Medjed
    There.
[07:04] Medjed
    Good night.
[07:11] Cat
    Boing!
[07:11] Cat
    Land.
[07:16] Medjed
    It looks like my princess
    wants some more attention.
SIGN    Zwing
[07:22] Cat
    Flop.
[07:24] Narr
    That's the the always-mysterious
    god, Medjed.

E8 - Suddenly, An Idol / Suddenly, Pottery
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:26] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but this
    is the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, An Idol
[00:29] Narration
    But right now, there seems to
    be some kind of event going on.
[00:35] Sata
    Yay!
[00:38] Sata
    Everyone!
[00:40] Sata
    Thanks for coming out today!
SIGN    Sata Life
[00:44] Trio
    Sata!
[00:49] Sata
    Thank you.
[00:53] Sata
    Well, the truth is, today...
[00:59] Sata
    I have something very, very important
[01:01] ---
    I want to tell all of you,
    my very important fans.
[01:06] Trio
    What is it?!
[01:09] Sata
    I've... gotten to have a lot of wonderful
    experiences because of you all.
[01:17] Sata
    I'm...
[01:20] Sata
    So grateful!
[01:24] Anubis
    What? What?!
[01:26] Sata
    I'm... I'm going to...
[01:30] Anubis
    No way...
[01:31] Thoth
    Wait, wait...
[01:33] Medjed
    I-It can't be...
[01:35] Sata
    I, Sata... am going back
    to being a normal girl!
[01:42] Thoth
    Zwip...
[01:46] Trio
    Don't quit!
[01:48] Sata
    Looking back now, so much has happened...
[01:52] Sata
    During my first performance,
    I was so nervous I forgot the lyrics...
[01:58] Sata
    And I wasn't able to sing.
[02:00] Trio
    Don't quit!
[02:04] Sata
    And when I was finally able to sing again,
     I got the dance steps wrong...
[02:09] Trio
    Don't leave the spotlight!
[02:12] Sata
    And there was the time that
    some heckling made me cry—
[02:15] Trio
    Don't quit!!!
[02:17] Sata
    But getting to be an idol was—
[02:20] Trio
    Don't quit!
[02:22] Sata
    Continuing to be one is—
[02:24] Trio
    Don't quit!
[02:27] Sata
    I was—
[02:28] Trio
    Don't quit!!!
[02:32] Sata
    Fine!
[02:34] Sata
    If you're gonna be like that,
    then I won't quit after all!
[02:41] Sata
    Okay, time for another song!
[02:43] Sata
    Let's go!
[02:47] Sata
    Hey! Hey!
SIGN    The 2752nd Sata Retirement Concert
[02:53] Crowd
    Hey! Hey!
[02:54] Narr
    It seems like the Sata retirement
    concert ended on a high note.
[02:58] Narr
    And they all swore to meet
    again at the next one.
[03:02] Narr
    Isn't that nice?
SIGN    Khunum Pottery Class
SIGN    Suddenly, Pottery
[03:17] Khunum
    Welcome to the Khunum Pottery Class.
[03:20] Khunum
    I am Khunum. You three
    want to learn about pottery?
[03:25] Anubis
    Yes, sir!
[03:26] Thoth
    Please instruct us in the art of pottery!
[03:28] Medjed
    Every good god dabbles in ceramics!
[03:30] Anubis
    Please!
[03:32] Khunum
    Then, from this moment on...
[03:36] Khunum
    You will refer to me as "master!"
[03:38] Khunum
    The depths of pottery are limitless!
[03:40] Khunum
    It brings joy and satisfaction,
    hope and despair,
[03:42] ---
    and I intend to teach you all about it!
[03:45] Trio
    Yes, Master!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[03:47] Khunum
    Pottery is about taking your internal
    passion and giving it physical form.
[03:51] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[03:52] Khunum
    Cast aside all idle thoughts!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[03:54] Khunum
    You must engage fully with the clay,
     and communicate with it!
[03:56] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[03:58] Khunum
    You're joining forces with this clay!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[03:59] Khunum
    You're becoming a single unit with it!
[04:01] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:02] Khunum
    Fire!
[04:03] Khunum
    Now it's going into the kiln!
[04:05] Trio
    Yesh, Mashter!
[04:07] Khunum
    Keep blowing, now!
[04:11] Khunum
    My three fundamentals for pottery
    are fire, passion, and—
[04:15] Trio
    We're finished!
[04:16] Khunum
    Yes, love.
[04:19] Khunum
    Now, cast your eyes onto your completed
    creations and admire them...
[04:21] Trio
    Admire...
[04:23] Khunum
    Then take those creations full
    of love and admiration...
[04:26] Trio
    Take them and...?
[04:27] Khunum
    Smash 'em!
SIGN    Boom
[04:29] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:30] Khunum
    You're not done yet!
    Put even more love into them!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[04:33] Khunum
    We're starting over from the beginning!
[04:36] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:36] Khunum
    Face the clay! Commune with it!
    Become one with it!
[04:39] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:40] Khunum
    Now, bake, bake, bake!
[04:42] Khunum
    Be even hotter than that fire!
[04:43] Khunum
    Blow with everything you've got!
[04:44] Trio
    Yesh, Mashter!
[04:49] Khunum
    Keep at it! More blowing!
    For all you're worth!
[04:51] Trio
    Yesh, Mashter!
[05:01] Khunum
    We're not done yet!
[05:05] Trio
    We're finished!
[05:06] Khunum
    Smash!
[05:07] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[05:08] Khunum
    Now, keep that wheel spinning!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[05:10] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[05:11] Khunum
    The road to Egyptian pottery is a
    long, treacherous, and rugged one!
SIGN    Khunum Pottery Class
[05:15] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[05:18] Khnum
    And that... is how masterpieces...
[05:24] Khnum
    are made... eventually...
[05:28] Trio
    Yes... master...
[05:29] Khunum
    (Right... after a lot more... effort...
    they're finished... in time...)
[05:31] Narr
    Here's hoping the Egyptian gods are able
    to finish their masterpieces, some day.

E9 - Suddenly, Rice Paddies / Suddenly, Swinging
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:26] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but the
    Egyptians are working in the fields.
SIGN    Suddenly, Rice Paddies
[00:30] Narr
    Wenet, who is knowledgeable about rice
    cultivation, seems to be taking a nap.
[00:35] Horus
    There, and there, and there...
[00:35] Anubis
    Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
[00:35] Medjed
    Butterfly... Butterfly...
    Butterfly... Butterfly...
[00:38] Thoth
    This is certainly rough on the back.
[00:41] Horus
    There! There! There!
[00:45] Anubis
    Do you think we planted them right?
[00:49] Thoth
    I believe so. We did just what the book said.
[00:53] Anubis
    Wenet! Does this look right to you?
[00:57] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
[01:04] Anubis
    No good. He's totally asleep.
[01:06] Thoth
    Oh, well. We'll have to manage on our own.
[01:10] Anubis
    I guess!
[01:12] Anubis
    Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...
[01:21] Anubis
    All right, finally done.
[01:23] Thoth
    We certainly worked hard.
[01:25] Horus
    Hooray!
[01:26] Anubis
    Wenet, we finished planting the rice!
[01:27] Medjed
    Touchdown.
[01:31] Anubis
    Wenet?
[01:31] Medjed
    Wait!
[01:33] Everybody
    Hey, wake up!
[01:34] Medjed
    Wait!
[01:36] Medjed
    Wait! Wait! Butterfly!
[01:38] Thoth
    He doesn't look like he's going to budge.
[01:40] Horus
    Well, if we can't wake him up,
    let's at least give him a blanket.
SIGN    Here
[01:46] Horus
    That should do it.
[01:47] Anubis
    We might as well head home.
[01:49] Thoth
    Good idea.
[01:50] Thoth
    Medjed! We're gonna head home!
[01:57] Anubis
    What should we do for dinner?
[01:59] Thoth
    Good question. Something that comes with eggs!
[02:03] Horus
    You sure do love eggs, Thoth!
[02:14] Wenet
    Snap!
[02:17] Narr
    Oh, it looks like Wenet has finally woken up.
[02:28] Wenet
    So sloppy...
[02:37] Wenet
    Vrooooooom--
[02:40] Wenet
    Beam!
SIGN    Beam!
[02:44] Wenet
    Growin'! Bounty!
SIGN    Shing    shing    shing
[02:48] Wenet
    Grooowin'! Bounty!
[02:54] Wenet
    Grow well!
[02:57] Wenet
    Yield well!
[02:59] Wenet
    Grow well!
[03:01] Wenet
    Yield well!
[03:04] Wenet
    There you go! There you go!
[03:06] Wenet
    Just like that! Just like that!
[03:09] Wenet
    There!
SIGN    Crop-plete!
[03:11] Wenet
    Crop-plete!
[03:17] Medjed
    Wait! Wait up!
[03:17] Anubis
    Look at the huge crop we got overnight!
[03:19] Medjed
    Butterfly! Hang on!
[03:20] Horus
    We did a great job!
[03:22] Thoth
    Very, very interesting.
[03:23] Anubis
    This is awesome!
[03:25] Horus
    We're gonna get to eat a ton of tasty rice!
[03:29] Horus
    Wenet's still asleep...
[03:31] Anubis
    Do you think he's been
    asleep since yesterday?
[03:33] Medjed
    Wait! Wait up!
[03:34] Thoth
    I think that may not be the case.
[03:37] Anubis
    Well, whatever! Let's harvest the rice!
[03:40] Horus
    Yeah, leave it to me!
[03:43] Both
    Harvest, harvest, harvest!
[03:44] Medjed
    Butterfly! Wait up!
[03:49] Thoth
    Thank you for your help.
[03:51] Both
    Yay!
[03:52] Thoth
    Yay!
[03:54] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz... zzz...
[04:02] Narr
    Wenet's a heavy sleeper, but
    he's a very kind-hearted god.
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy                   Daisy
[04:22] Narr
    It looks like Anubis and Thoth
    are playing in the park.
SIGN    Suddenly, Swinging
[04:27] Anubis
    But, y'know what?
[04:29] Anubis
    It's all about that!
[04:31] Thoth
    That, you say?
[04:33] Anubis
    I seriously think it's the best!
[04:36] Thoth
    I definitely agree.
[04:42] Anubis
    It really is something, y'know?
[04:45] Thoth
    It certainly is!
[04:48] Anubis
    Hup, and away I go!
[04:50] Anubis
    Land.
[04:51] Anubis
    Ta-da!
[04:56] Narr
    Jumping off the swings is only
    allowed if you're an Egyptian god.
[04:59] Narr
    Humans shouldn't try it at home.
[05:03] Thoth
    I'll try myself!
[05:10] Anubis
    Oops.
[05:13] Anubis
    You okay?
[05:14] Thoth
    Thank you very much.
[05:21] Bastet
    Twirly, twirly, twirly!
[05:23] Bastet
    Land.
[05:24] Medjed
    10 points.
[05:25] Anubis
    10 points!
[05:26] Thoth
    10 points!
[05:27] Bastet
    I'm good at stuff like this!
[05:31] Ra
    You know, they used to call me
    Ra, the swing jumper!
[05:56] Script marks this as SFX?
    Flop.
SIGN    Twitch twitch
[06:03] Ra
    There... There's no beating the
    passage of time, I guess...
SIGN    You okay?
[06:09] Anubis
    Let's not try anything dangerous anymore.
SIGN    You okay?
[06:12] Bastet
    Good idea.
[06:13] Thoth
    And remember to always
    warm up before exercising.
[06:15] Bastet
    Good idea.
[06:16] Medjed
    Safety first.
[06:17] Bastet
    Good idea.
[06:20] Narr
    When playing on the swings, always
    remember to swing responsibly.
[06:23] Narr
    That's a promise between
    you and the Egyptian gods.

E10 - Suddenly, A Banquet
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Anubis
    Heave...
[00:26] Thoth
    Ho.
[00:27] Anubis
    Heave...
[00:27] Thoth
    Ho.
[00:28] Anubis
    Heave...
SIGN    Suddenly, A Banquet
[00:28] Thoth
    Ho.
[00:29] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but the Egyptian gods
    are busy getting ready for a big banquet.
[00:35] Ra
    Ahem...
[00:37] Ra
    This year...
[00:39] Ra
    This year has almost come to an end.
[00:41] Narr
    It looks like Ra is focusing on his speech.
[00:43] Ra
    I would like to think it's been a
    good one. What do all of you think?
[00:50] Anubis
    What's in this box, anyway?
[00:52] Thoth
    Good question.
[01:01] Bastet/Sign
    Grin~
SIGN    Grin~
[01:04] Anubis/Sign
    Close.
SIGN    Close
[01:06] Ra
    I would like to think it's...
[01:10] Ra
    A good one...
[01:12] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:14] Horus
    Hup,hup, hup!
[01:16] Set
    Hup, hup, hup....
[01:19] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:22] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:25] Set
    Hup, hup, hup....
[01:26] Set
    Hup, hup, hup.
[01:27] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:30] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup!
[01:32] Set
    Hup, hup, hup...
SIGN    Slide
[01:37] Set
    N-Now hang on—
SIGN    Yo
[01:39] Set
    Wait—
SIGN    There we go
SIGN    Oof
[01:41] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup—
[01:43] Ra
    This actually reminds me of a funny story.
[01:46] SFX
    Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble...
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[01:49] Wenet
    It's nice and warm today.
[01:52] Wenet
    Good weather.
[01:54] Wenet
    When it's toasty like this,
    it makes you sleepy...
[02:01] Wenet
    Zzz... Zzz.... Zzz...
SIGN    Sata
[02:11] Sata
    My throat's in perfect condition!
[02:13] Sata
    I'll have everyone weak in the knees today!
[02:15] Ra
    At the time, I thought...
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[02:22] Anubis
    There we go. Everything is ready.
[02:26] Thoth
    The last big event of the year!
[02:29] Thoth
    Let's be sure to enjoy it.
SIGN    Break time
[02:42] Ra
    Um... the year has almost come to an end...
[02:46] Ra
    I would like to think it's been a
    good one. What do all of you think?
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[02:51] Ra
    Life is like crossing a dark sea with no
    guiding light, one patch of water at a time.
[02:55] Ra
    That feeling of gradual progress
    is something I'm quite fond of,
[03:02] Ra
    so I found myself on quite
    a few boat trips this year.
[03:06] Ra
    I had a rather good time.
[03:08] Ra
    That being the case, it's
    often debated whether or not
[03:10] Ra
    the New Year's Day sets the
    tone for the rest of the year,
[03:13] Ra
    and whether or not that is true,
     it's an honor to be here
[03:15] Ra
    as we all express our gratitude
    for the rest of the year.
[03:18] Ra
    Speaking of honor,
[03:20] Wenet
    Cheers!
[03:21] Ra
    this actually reminds
    me of a funny story...
[03:21] Everybody
    Cheers!
[03:23] Everybody
    Good work this year!
[03:28] Thoth
    And next up is...
[03:30] Anubis
    The Egyptian gods talent contest!
[03:33] Anubis
    I'm entry number one, Thoth! Here I go!
[03:42] Anubis
    I'm entry number two, Anubis. Here's
    my super high-speed mummy wrapping!
[03:49] Anubis
    Ta-da!
[03:52] Horus
    Okay, I'm next!
[03:55] Horus
    I'm entry number three—
[03:57] Set
    Horus!
SIGN    Hey
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[04:02] Thoth
    And now for something completely different.
    Here's what we've all been waiting for!
[04:05] Anubis
    Our favorite idol...
[04:07] Both
    Sata!
[04:10] Ra
    ...I would ask of each of us, is to make
    sure that we support each other in a...
[04:12] Everybody
    Sata!
SIGN    Sata is life
[04:14] Sata
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:16] Crowd
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:23] Apep
    I am Apep! The sovereign
    of darkness and chaos!
[04:27] Apep
    Enjoy yourself while you can, Ra!
[04:30] Apep
    Be prepared for what
    I have in store for next year...
[04:41] Sata
    Everybody get weak in the knees for me, okay?
[04:45] Crowd
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:45] Sata
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:51] Medjed
    Sata!
[05:04] Crowd
    Hey—
[05:07] Sata
    Hey—
[05:18] Sata
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:22] Crowd
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:24] Ra
    That being said, if I go on much longer,
    people will start to get bored.
[05:29] Sata
    Thank you, everyone!
[05:34] Crowd
    Sata!
[05:37] Ra
    Cheers!
[05:38] Everybody
    Cheers!
[05:41] Narr
    And there you have it, everyone.
[05:43] ---
    We hope you continue to have fun with with
    the gang from Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God.
[05:52] Trio
    Come see us again!

Season 2

E1 - Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods
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SIGN    Season 2
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[00:00] Medjed
    Ohhh! Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly...
SIGN    Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods
[00:06] Ra
    Well, everyone, it's good to see you again!
    It's me, your old dad, Ra!
[00:11] Ra
    Ahem, ahem...
[00:13] Ra
    It is an honor to be here before
    your assembled number here, today.
[00:15] Medjed
    Butterfly, butterfly!
[00:18] Set
    You want some?!
[00:19] Horus
    Why, do you want some?!
[00:22] Horus
    Seeing my beloved children
[00:24] Horus
    grow into such fine individuals
    brings a tear of pride to my eye, every day.
[00:26] Toth
    I thought it was glaringly bright.
[00:28] Anubis
    You don't think it was just kinda... shiny?
[00:30] Set
    Come on, then! Get some!
[00:31] Horus
    Still, I'm not quite ready to retire
    as the god of the sun just yet,
[00:32] Horus
    I don't want some! I want none, actually!
[00:35] Horus
    and it's my intention to continue
    to dedicate myself, with gusto.
[00:38] Horus
    I'm not letting you youngsters outdo me!
[00:40] Horus
    Yeah!
[00:45] Horus
    Flop...
[00:50] Horus
    Well, let the show begin!
[00:51] Horus
    Heave, ho, heave, ho...
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:58] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but it's good to see you all again.
[01:02] Narrator
    Yes, it seems we've met again.
SIGN    Khnum's Pottery Class
[01:06] Narrator
    It looks like the Egyptian gods
    are working and playing hard again, today.
[01:18] Anubis
    All right.
[01:19] Narrator
    Here we have Thoth and Anubis
    carrying out their jobs of weighing souls.
[01:20] Soul
    Soul!
[01:22] Soul
    Soul!
[01:24] Soul
    Soul!
[01:26] Anubis
    Come on, guys, let's work hard again today...
[01:30] Narrator
    That... is you, right, Anubis?
[01:31] Anubis
    Yeah, it's me.
[01:33] Anubis
    Down we go...
[01:35] Narrator
    Oh, pardon me.
[01:37] Anubis
    It's okay. Now, up...
[01:40] Thoth
    Anubis, let's take a break.
SIGN    Flop     Floppy...
[01:44] Narrator
    Why are you so worn out, Anubis?
[01:48] Anubis
    Well, it started a few days ago...
[01:52] Sat
    Thank you all so much!
[01:54] Anubis/Thoth
    Yap yap yap yap yap!
[01:54] Sat
    I love you all!
[01:59] Narrator
    Oh, dear, it looks like
    Anubis and Thoth are fighting.
[02:03] Narrator
    You don't see that, often.
[02:04] Anubis
    Wrappy wrappy wrappy wrappy!
[02:17] Anubis
    Aw, shoot, I need to head to work.
[02:27] Narrator
    I see. You were so immersed in
    crafting mummies that you forgot to eat...
[02:31] Anubis
    Work...
[02:33] Anubis
    Still... gotta... work...
[02:36] Anubis
    Oof, oof...
[02:37] Thoth
    What am I going to do with you, Anubis?
[02:40] Anubis
    Gotta work... gotta work...
[02:43] Thoth
    Anubis, look over here.
[02:45] Anubis
    Yes?
[02:47] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy.
[02:50] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy...
[02:53] Anubis
    Sleep... sleepy...
[02:54] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy...
[02:58] Thoth
    With every swing, swing, swing,
    swing you're more sleepy...
[03:01] Thoth
    Deeper and deeper, you get more sleepy...
[03:04] Anubis
    Thoth...
[03:05] Thoth
    Sleepy... sleepy...
[03:07] Thoth
    Sleep.... slee...
[03:21] Medjed
    Good grief.
[03:22] Anubis
    Zzz...
[03:28] Medjed
    All right, next in line, come on.
[03:31] Narrator
    Working together to get the job done;
    that's teamwork for you.
[03:32] Souls
    Soul!
[03:34] Souls
    Soul!
[03:36] Souls
    Soul!
[03:36] Narrator
    I think?
[03:42] Narrator
    Good morning, Anubis, Thoth.
[03:46] Both
    Good morning!
[03:56] Narrator
    It looks like they've made up.
[03:56] Anubis
    Sorry about before...
[03:59] Thoth
    It's quite all right, Anubis!
[03:59] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.
[04:01] Narrator
    I wonder what they were
    fighting over, in the first place?
[04:01] Anubis
    Aw, Thoth!
[04:08] Anubis
    So this is an onsen tamago-style egg?
[04:10] Thoth
    Indeed it is!
[04:12] Anubis
    Guess I'll eat up!
[04:15] Anubis
    Hey, I love how gooey it is!
[04:18] Anubis
    Come on, Thoth, eat yours!
[04:21] Thoth
    I...
[04:22] Anubis
    I?
[04:24] Thoth
    I wanted to eat mine first!
[04:26] Anubis
    What brought that on?!
[04:31] Narrator
    It's wonderful that they've made up.
[04:34] Anubis
    Sorry again, Thoth.
[04:36] Thoth
    Likewise!
[04:39] Narrator
    Well, everyone, this might be sudden,
    but I hope you'll join us again.
[04:44] Thoth/Anubis
    Please do!

E2 - Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[01:00] Trio
    Heave, ho, heave, ho, heave ho!
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden, it seems the Egyptian
    gods are planning some kind of fun.
SIGN    Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
[01:05] Anubis
    Ready and...
[01:06] Anubis
    Heave!
[01:08] Horus/Thoth
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[01:11] Trio
    Heave ho!
[01:14] Thoth
    That takes care of the preparations.
[01:16] Anubis
    Yep! Now we all just need to change,
    and take a picture to commemorate it!
[01:21] Horus
    This is for that Japanese
    Hinamatsuri holiday?
[01:23] Anubis
    Yep! Everybody puts on costumes,
    eats snacks, and plays around!
[01:27] Thoth
    But...
[01:29] Thoth
    Do you suppose the platform's
    a little on the big side?
[01:32] Anubis
    Bigger is better!
[01:34] Horus
    Good point!
[01:37] Narrator
    Medjed, I don't think that's what they meant.
[01:42] Anubis
    We need to pick people for roles, too.
[01:45] Anubis
    There's the emperor, empress,
    the three court ladies, the five musicians...
[01:50] Horus
    Must be nice...
[01:50] Anubis
    And then...
[01:51] Horus
    I bet it'd feel great to take a picture
    that looks cool, in such a high spot.
[01:58] Set
    "Heh heh heh heh", three hehs, eh?
[02:02] Narrator
    That was four.
[02:03] Set
    Four then!
[02:04] Set
    Very conceited of you to
    try and sit on top, Horus.
[02:08] Set
    There is no one better suited
    for that position than me!
[02:12] Anubis
    So, who gets to sit up top?
[02:15] Horus
    Here!
[02:16] Thoth
    What is it, Horus?
[02:18] Horus
    I wanna sit up top!
[02:20] Anubis
    What do you think?
[02:21] Thoth
    I don't see any problem.
[02:24] Set
    Sneak sneak sneak sneak...
[02:25] Horus
    Thanks, guys!
[02:27] Thoth
    So, Horus will be up top...
[02:32] Set
    As if I'd ever allow Horus to be on top!
[02:36] Set
    It is the mighty Set who stands above all!
[02:39] Horus
    How dare you?!
[02:44] Horus
    Set, you can't just decide
    like that! It's selfish!
[02:47] Set
    Horus! You basically
    decided for yourself, too!
[02:51] Set
    And now you dare call me selfish
    for wanting to be on top?!
[02:56] Horus
    I didn't mean it like that...
[02:57] Thoth
    It's fine! It's fine!
[02:57] Anubis
    We don't really care!
[03:00] Thoth
    We said as much!
[03:02] Anubis
    Yeah!
[03:02] Medjed
    The spot's his if he wants it.
[03:02] Thoth
    It's fine!
[03:03] Anubis
    We told him!
[03:04] Set
    How about you guys shut up for a sec?!
[03:07] Horus
    You almost tricked me!
[03:09] Horus
    Curse you, Set!
[03:11] Set
    I probably shouldn't point this out,
    but you are kinda gullible...
[03:15] Horus
    Be quiet!
[03:17] Horus
    Who are you calling gullible!?
    Stupid stupid dummy!
[03:20] Anubis
    Well, now what do we do?
[03:23] Thoth
    I've got it!
[03:24] Thoth
    Hey! Horus and Set!
[03:31] Horus
    What is this supposed to be?!
[03:34] Anubis
    What do you mean?
[03:36] Anubis
    You both wanted to be on top, right.
[03:37] Set
    I did! But why's he here?!
[03:37] Horus
    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[03:40] Thoth
    That's how Hinamatsuri goes, apparently.
[03:43] Set
    Unacceptable!
[03:45] Anubis
    Horus seems pretty good with it, though.
[03:47] Horus
    Being on top is the best!
[03:52] Set
    I can't stand this!
[03:55] Horus
    So good! So good!
[03:56] Anubis
    Okay, we're gonna take the photo,
    so everybody hold still!
[04:01] Thoth
    Set. Please stop moving.
[04:03] Set
    Uh... okay.
[04:13] Anubis
    All right, then.
[04:15] Anubis
    Three... two... one...
[04:18] Anubis
    Say cheese!
[04:23] Narrator
    Now, isn't that something?
[04:25] Anubis
    I wish Ra could've joined us.
[04:28] Thoth
    That would've been nice.
[04:29] Thoth
    It's a shame, but I suppose
    we'll just have to add him in.
[04:33] Narrator
    It's still impressive,
    but now it's a little sad, too...
[04:37] Anubis
    It turned out great!
[04:37] Narrator
    Here's hoping next year
    the whole gang will be together.
[04:39] Thoth
    Indeed it did.
[04:41] Set
    Next year, I will be the only one on top!
[04:44] Set
    ...on top... on top... on top...
[04:45] Narrator
    ...So shouts Set.

E3 - Suddenly, A Magical Return
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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[01:01] Narrator
    I know this is sudden, but...
SIGN    Suddenly, A Magical Return
[01:03] Horus
    It's me, Horus the ace detective!
[01:05] Thoth
    And his assistant, Thoth!
[01:06] Horus
    I heard that the Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat
    sent advance warning to this museum.
[01:11] Thoth
    Bastet-Cat?
[01:12] Anubis
    Indeed! Phantom Thief
    Bastet-Cat is a master cat burglar!
[01:17] Thoth
    And you are?
[01:18] Anubis
    The museum's director, Anubis!
[01:21] Anubis
    Here's the letter.
[01:24] Bastet
    "Today at 10PM,"
[01:24] [Messenger] Sign
    Today at 10PM, I'm going
     to steal the treasured
     "Glove of Medjed"
     from the Anubis Museum!
[01:26] Bastet
    "I'm going to steal the treasured 
    Glove of Medjed from the Anubis Museum!"
[01:30] Horus
    Why did you take a selfie with her?!
[01:32] Horus
    Aw, come on!
[01:32] Anubis
    She was so cute, I couldn't resist...
[01:35] Horus
    We'll have to keep a sharp eye
    out until 10PM tonight!
[01:38] Horus
    You can count on Ace Detective Horus!
[01:41] Anubis
    Quite reliable!
[01:43] Medjed
    Segue way~
[01:51] Medjed
    Segue way!
[01:55] Narrator
    Oh, dear. It looks like they've all
    fallen asleep out of boredom.
[01:59] Narrator
    This could be a perfect chance
    Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat to strike.
[02:03] Narrator
    Well, I didn't think
    it was going to be that easy.
[02:08] Horus
    That was a good sleep...
[02:10] Thoth
    Good morning.
[02:12] Anubis
    I'm achy...
[02:13] Bastet
    'Morning.
[02:14] Horus
    Good morning.
[02:16] Horus
    The phantom thief never showed up.
[02:18] Thoth
    That's a shame.
[02:19] Anubis
    Well, why don't we all have a bit of a drink?
[02:22] Horus
    Oh, thank you!
[02:24] Horus
    I'll take an orange juice.
[02:26] Thoth
    I'd like egg juice!
[02:28] Narrator
    That's not a thing.
[02:29] Thoth
    What a shame...
[02:30] Bastet
    I'll take apple juice!
[02:32] Bastet
    Thank you!
[02:34] Thoth
    Stare...
[02:35] Horus
    All right, now that we're all
    feeling better after some juice,
[02:38] Horus
    let's catch that Bastet-Cat!
[02:40] Everyone
    Hip hip hooray!
[02:46] Narrator
    After this, they suddenly went their
    separate ways, like nothing happened.
[02:51] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.
[02:57] Narrator
    This might be sudden, but...
[02:58] Thoth
    It's Magical Thoth!
[03:00] Narrator
    But don't let anyone know...
[03:03] Thoth
    It's a secret!
[03:04] Narrator
    Magical Thoth was thinking:
[03:07] Thoth
    I want a mascot!
[03:09] Thoth
    A cute little birdie would be wonderful!
[03:12] Narrator
    Couldn't you just do that yourself?
[03:13] Thoth
    No, I couldn't!
[03:15] Sata
    Oh, no... And I have a big concert coming up.
[03:19] Sata
    But my mic is up in that tree!
[03:22] Narrator
    It looks like Sata is in trouble.
[03:24] Sata
    I'm in big trouble!
[03:26] Thoth
    I heard someone was in trouble,
[03:28] Thoth
    and here's Magical Thoth,
    with his mascot, Bastet-Nyan in tow!
[03:34] Thoth
    I just need to get that microphone, right?
[03:36] Sata
    You'd do that? Thank you!
[03:39] Thoth
    Leave it to Magical Thoth!
[03:42] Thoth
    Magical, logical, calcium!
[03:49] Thoth
    Floaty float... Floaty float...
[03:54] Thoth
    Here!
[03:55] Sata
    Thank you so much!
[03:57] Narrator
    That was not very... dynamic.
[03:59] Thoth
    As long as it gets the job done!
[04:01] Sata
    Can I do anything to thank you?
[04:02] Thoth
    Tsk tsk!
[04:03] Thoth
    Having magic is about
    making other people happy.
[04:07] Thoth
    Seeing you smile is reward enough!
[04:08] Sata
    Really?
[04:10] Bastet
    Hey, can we get tickets to your concert?
[04:12] Thoth
    Bastet-Nyan?!
[04:13] Sata
    Sure thing!
[04:14] Sata
    Here you go.
[04:19] Sata
    Everyone! Thanks for coming today!
[04:23] Narrator
    I guess it doesn't hurt to reward
    a magician every now and then.
[04:27] Thoth
    Magical Thoth is here
    to work hard for your smiles!
[04:31] Thoth
    I hope you'll root for me!
[04:32] Bastet
    We're working for concert tickets, too!
[04:35] Thoth
    Ahem...
[04:36] Thoth
    Magical Thoth is here to work hard
    for your smiles, and concert tickets!
[04:40] Thoth
    I hope you'll root for me!
[04:42] Narrator
    That's a little mercenary, isn't it?
[04:45] Thoth
    You didn't have to point it out!

E4 - Suddenly, a late night snack
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[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but a pizza has arrived.
[01:03] Thoth
    No, no! It's pizza!
[01:05] Narrator
    A pizza has arrived.
[01:07] Anubis/Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[01:07] Medjed
    Sneak...
[01:11] Thoth
    Let's all enjoy it! Together!
[01:15] Anubis
    Bastet?
[01:16] Anubis
    Clack.
[01:18] Anubis
    Oh, she's asleep.
[01:20] Thoth
    Indeed she is.
[01:21] Anubis
    The pizza is here!
[01:25] Thoth
    She's completely out.
[01:27] Anubis
    Why don't we let her sleep?
[01:29] Thoth
    Good idea.
[01:30] Thoth
    Now, before it gets cold...
[01:32] Medjed
    Stare...
[01:37] Anubis
    Medjed, wait! We want some too!
[01:42] Anubis/Thoth
    Pizza is so good!
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[01:44] Narrator
    A few hours later...
[01:51] Bastet
    Skritch scratch...
[01:53] Bastet
    Pizza!
[01:56] Narrator
    It looks like the boys
    left some pizza behind.
[02:00] Narrator
    Will you heat it up?
[02:02] Bastet
    A single slice?
[02:06] Bastet
    Nom nom.
[02:07] Narrator
    The pizza was good, despite being cold.
[02:13] Bastet
    Pizza...
SIGN    We are closed for the day.
[02:18] Narrator
    It's too late at night
    to order pizza, I'm afraid.
[02:27] Bastet
    Pancakes...
[02:33] Wenet
    Snap!
[02:37] Narrator
    It's Wenet, the agriculture deity that's
    sleepy to the point of being nocturnal.
[02:44] Wenet
    What's up, Bastet?
[02:49] Bastet
    Pancakes...
[02:53] Wenet
    You want to eat some?
[03:01] Anubis
    Wenet made you—
[03:02] Thoth
    Pancakes?!
SIGN    Fluffy and delicious~
[03:05] Anubis/Thoth
    Looks so good!
[03:07] Anubis
    I want some pancakes, too!
[03:09] Thoth
    As do I!
[03:10] Medjed
    So fluffy...
SIGN    Fluffy and deliciou
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[03:12] Anubis
    I can't wait to try Wenet's pancakes.
[03:15] Thoth
    Wenet takes a natural approach 
    to cooking, so I'm sure it'll be delicious!
[03:18] Anubis
    What's a natural approach?
[03:20] Thoth
    Using the bounty of the land and the sun!
[03:22] Anubis
    The bounty of the land and sun, huh?
[03:25] Wenet
    Grow well! Yield well!
[03:30] Anubis
    Wow, huge!
[03:31] Thoth
    What a wonderful hotcake!
[03:43] Anubis
    So fluffy!
[03:45] Fluffy
    Very fluffy!
[03:46] Medjed
    Fluff~
[03:48] Trio
    Fluffy!
[03:49] Bastet
    Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!
[03:54] Bastet
    Come on, pancakes!
[03:56] Bastet
    Let's go, pancakes! pancakes!
[03:57] Trio
    Fluffy...
[03:57] Trio
    Pan pan pan pancakes!
[03:59] Trio
    Fluffy...
[04:00] Trio
    Pancakes!
[04:03] Trio
    Fluffy...
[04:08] Narrator
    Oh, dear. It looks like
    she's given up, and headed out.
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[04:13] Anubis
    We fell asleep...
[04:14] Thoth
    We certainly did...
[04:17] Anubis
    What's this?
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
[04:18] Thoth
    What indeed?
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
[04:20] Anubis
    Let's see.
[04:22] Anubis/Thoth
    Pancakes!
[04:23] Medjed
    Yay! Yay! We got some!
[04:24] Anubis
    But why?
[04:25] Thoth
    Maybe Wenet dropped them by!
[04:27] Anubis
    We should go say thank you, later!
[04:29] Thoth
    Right! I'll put some tea on...
[04:31] Thoth
    Wait, where's Bastet?
[04:32] Anubis
    Huh, where'd she go?
[04:34] Anubis
    Bastet!
[04:36] Thoth
    Time for breakfast!
[04:41] Bastet
    Yummy!
[04:43] Narrator
    Bastet was eating pancakes
    in her dreams, too.

E5 - Suddenly, Help From Otter
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
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[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
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    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
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[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but are you all familiar with Otter?
[01:06] Narrator
    Yep, that's the god. A real unsung hero.
[01:09] Narrator
    Otter is always out and about,
    helping the gods where he can.
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[01:13] Narrator
    You may not have noticed,
SIGN    Cut
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[01:16] Narrator
    but he's been there helping out
    the Egyptian gods this entire time.
[01:20] Narrator
    Here's an example.
SIGN    Here you are
[01:23] Narrator
    And another.
[01:23] Set
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
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[01:24] Narrator
    And even in here.
[01:27] Narrator
    As you can see, he's the reliable Egyptian
    god you can find just about anywhere.
[01:31] Narrator
    That's Otter, for you.
[01:34] Narrator
    So now, let's shine
    the spotlight on today's star, Otter.
[01:44] Narrator
    What's the matter?
[01:46] Narrator
    You don't think you deserve it? I see.
[01:49] Narrator
    But you're still the focus, this time, Otter.
[01:52] Narrator
    Make the most of it.
[01:57] Ra
    Hey, if it isn't Otter. Good morning.
[02:06] Narrator
    I'd really appreciate it
    you started moving again.
[02:11] Ra
    I kind of spaced out there.
[02:13] Ra
    What's wrong, Otter?
[02:18] Ra
    Ah, I see, you want to know
    if I need any kind of help?
[02:23] Ra
    Not particularly at the moment.
[02:25] Ra
    Maybe see if you can help
    the other gods with anything.
[02:34] Ra
    Good morning!
[02:35] Khunum
    You spooked me!
[02:38] Ra
    Fun greeting, right? Otter came up with it.
[03:13] Medjed
    Thank you!
[03:24] Anubis
    This is rough.
[03:25] Thoth
    It certainly is.
[03:34] Anubis
    Hey, Otter! Great timing!
[03:38] Anubis/Thoth
    Good afternoon!
[03:44] Anubis
    The thing is, there's three of us,
    and one cake.
[03:47] Anubis
    We want to split it evenly, but...
[03:52] Bastet
    It doesn't need to be
    perfectly portioned, just cut it.
[03:55] Thoth
    That won't do!
[03:56] Thoth
    These sort of things
    need to be split cleanly!
[03:58] Anubis
    And that's it! Otter's here!
[04:03] Thoth
    Slice and dice...
[04:05] Thoth
    Slice and dice...
[04:08] Thoth
    And there we have it!
[04:10] Bastet
    Cake! Cake! Wahoo!
[04:10] Anubis
    Yay! Yay!
[04:16] Anubis/Thoth
    Time to eat!
[04:25] Anubis
    Thanks for that, Otter.
[04:27] Thoth
    Everything went perfectly with your help.
[04:29] Bastet
    Bye bye!
[04:31] Trio
    Bye bye!
[04:35] Horus
    What am I gonna do?
[04:38] Narrator
    If something good happens to you,
[04:41] Narrator
    it might've been because
    Otter helped you out, in secret.
[04:45] ---
    **

E6 - Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
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    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
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    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
[01:02] Narrator
    Where there is light, there is darkness.
[01:04] Narrator
    And where there is Ra, there is also Apep.
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[01:07] Narrator
    Apep is the incarnation of darkness and evil,
[01:10] Narrator
    and existed in the primordial waters
    before the world itself was created.
[01:16] Apep
    It is I, Apep!
[01:18] Apep
    And yes, I was born before
    everyone's so-called father, Ra!
[01:23] Narrator
    Does that make you everyone's grandpa, Apep?
[01:27] Apep
    G-Grandpa?
[01:28] Apep
    It does not! ...I think.
[01:32] Apep
    My beloved chaos, the time has come
    for my long-awaited vengeance.
[01:38] Apep
    That being the case,
[01:40] Apep
    we will hereby commence this
    "What do I need to do to beat Ra?" meeting.
[01:45] Anubis
    Sata! Sata, your tail is showing!
[01:48] Sata
    Oh, pardon me. There we go...
[01:51] Apep
    Is Sata around?
[01:53] Thoth
    She is not!
[01:54] Narrator
    Actually, the whole gang's here.
[01:57] Apep
    Right then, does anyone have any brilliant
    ideas as to how I can beat Ra?
[02:02] Anubis
    Me!
[02:03] Anubis
    I think it'd be good if you
    beat him in rock-paper-scissors!
[02:05] Thoth
    That would result in a quick,
    definitive victory.
[02:09] Thoth
    All right, here we go!
[02:11] Thoth
    Rock paper...
[02:12] Ra/Apep
    Scissors!
[02:13] Narrator
    Who exactly won here?
[02:18] Apep
    Any other suggestions?
[02:20] Bastet
    An eating contest!
[02:23] Wenet
    This will be your appetizer,
    organic carpaccio.
[02:27] Ra
    That looks delicious!
[02:29] Wenet
    Next is your pre-appetizer,
[02:32] Wenet
    your pre-pre-appetizer,
    and then the one that comes before that.
[02:35] Ra
    I wonder if I can make it to desert?
[02:39] Apep
    I challenge you to see
    who can eat the most, Ra!
[02:42] Ra
    And if I win?
[02:43] Apep
    The loser pays for the winner's meal!
[02:45] Bastet
    Ready? Go!
[02:48] Ra/Apep
    Thank you for this food.
[02:54] Apep
    I am Apep! He whose stomach is chaos itself!
[02:57] Apep
    What?!
[02:59] Ra
    Magnificent. It really melts in your mouth.
[03:03] Ra
    Wenet, you have truly captured
    the magic of your ingredients.
[03:06] Wenet
    I'm glad you really enjoyed it.
[03:10] Apep
    I've lost...
[03:11] Narrator
    It was supposed to be an eating contest,
    but it looks like he's accepted defeat.
[03:16] Medjed
    Here.
[03:18] Apep
    It costs this much?!
[03:20] Ra
    And it was delicious. Thanks for that.
[03:24] Apep
    How do I defeat Ra?!
[03:27] Sata
    Let's see...
[03:28] Sata
    How about a karaoke battle?
[03:32] Narrator
    For whose sake did he leave on that journey?
[03:35] Narrator
    For whose sake, is he all alone?
[03:38] Narrator
    Spending day and night aboard a tiny boat,
    hoping to protect everyone's happiness.
[03:43] Narrator
    Let's now hear "Egyptian Winter Scene."
[03:51] Anubis
    Wow!
[03:54] Toth
    I can't stop crying!
[03:56] Medjed
    Bravo!
[03:58] Bastet
    90 points!
[04:03] Ra
    Yo, yo, check it out.
[04:05] Ra
    Here we go, yeah...
[04:07] Ra
    I'm on the Nile in the winter,
    a place you never been near,
[04:10] Ra
    'cuz if you had been born here,
    you wouldn't be sitting in the rear!
[04:13] Everyone
    He's rapping!
[04:15] Bastet
    91 points!
[04:17] Apep
    I won!
[04:20] Apep
    Have you learned your place now, Ra?!
[04:22] Ra
    Yes, that was a wonderful rap.
[04:28] Sata
    I'm singing too!
[04:31] Bastet
    100 points!
[04:32] Sata
    Thank you!
[04:34] Apep
    Unbelievable...
[04:36] Apep
    This won't stand!
    We're practicing until morning, Ra!
[04:40] Ra
    Right!
[04:42] Narrator
    And so Apep and Ra went on
    singing karaoke until the sun came up.
[04:46] ---
    **

E7 - Suddenly, Sobek
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:11] ---
    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
[01:00] Narrator
    Lord Sobek.
SIGN    Suddenly, Sobek
[01:02] Narrator
    He's the god that looks like a crocodile.
[01:05] Narrator
    He's incredibly powerful, but most
    of the time he's relaxing in the water.
[01:11] Narrator
    Wait, are you sleeping?
[01:15] Sobek
    Yes, I was. Sorry about that.
[01:18] Narrator
    It's all right.
[01:19] Narrator
    I heard you wanted to ask about something?
[01:22] Sobek
    Right! I want to make friends.
[01:25] Narrator
    I see. You're after friendship, then.
[01:28] Sobek
    Spacing out in the water is nice,
    but it eventually gets boring.
[01:33] Narrator
    I can see how you'd feel that way.
[01:36] Narrator
    Well, let's introduce you
    to the other Egyptian gods.
[01:36] Anubis
    What's this?
[01:39] Toth
    It's nice to meet you!
[01:39] Narrator
    Come along, please.
[01:41] Sobek
    Sure!
[01:43] Horus
    Set, you goober!
[01:45] Set
    Horus, you nincompoop!
[01:45] Horus
    Take that, and that, and that!
[01:47] Set
    You want some?!
[01:47] Horus
    Goober goober goober!
[01:49] Set
    You nincompoop!
[01:50] Sobek
    A fight! I better stop it!
[01:57] Set
    S-scary...
[02:00] Horus
    H-hello there.
[02:01] Sobek
    He said "hello!"
[02:03] Sobek
    Oh boy, I better respond...
[02:05] Sobek
    Let's see, uh, I should, um, well...
[02:13] Sobek
    Hello.
[02:19] Sobek
    Goodbye.
[02:24] Horus
    He was so cool!
[02:28] Sobek
    That didn't turn out right...
[02:30] Narrator
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[02:32] Medjed
    Dribble dribble dribble...
[02:34] Sobek
    What's all that about?
[02:37] Narrator
    Looks like he's playing basketball.
[02:40] Narrator
    Maybe if you two played,
    that'd be a natural way to make friends?
[02:44] Sobek
    That's it!
[02:52] Sobek
    You wanna go?
[02:54] Medjed
    Yeah.
[03:00] Sobek
    Rebound!
[03:01] Medjed
    It's mine!
[03:03] Sobek
    Dunk!
[03:08] Sobek
    Good game...
[03:09] Medjed
    Good game.
[03:12] Narrator
    Looks like that's one friend.
[03:15] Sobek
    Shoot, I forgot to ask to be friends!
[03:19] Narrator
    I bet he'll play with you again,
    whenever you like.
[03:21] Sobek
    You think? I sure hope so.
[03:26] Wenet
    Zzzz... Snooze...
[03:31] Sobek
    I'd hate to wake someone up.
[03:35] Sobek
    There we go.
[03:52] Wenet
    What's this?
[03:57] Sobek
    Make friends...
[04:13] Wenet
    Tap tap.
[04:16] Wenet
    Care to join me?
[04:19] Sobek
    Let's do it.
[04:23] Both
    Grow well!
[04:25] Both
    Yield well!
[04:27] Both
    Grow well!
[04:29] Both
    Yield well!
[04:31] Both
    Grow well!
[04:32] Horus
    That looks like fun!
[04:33] Both
    Yield well!
[04:36] All
    Grow well!
[04:38] All
    Yield well!
[04:40] All
    Grow well!
[04:40] Narrator
    Maybe friends are something you can make
    casually, without worrying so much.
[04:42] All
    Yield well!
[04:44] All
    Grow well!
[04:46] All
    Yield well!

E8 - Suddenly, Bed Head
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:11] ---
    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly, Bed Head
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is a bit sudden,
    but we're in the world of the Egyptian gods.
[01:05] Set
    Suddenly smooshed.
[01:08] Set
    How shall I torture Horus today?
[01:09] Horus
    Good morning!
[01:11] Horus
    Good morning. Good morning!
[01:14] Horus
    Good morning.
[01:17] Set
    Horus, what's up with that?!
    Going for a different look?!
[01:20] Horus
    It was like this when
    I woke up this morning, Set.
[01:23] Horus
    I tried combing it, soaking it, and
    drying it, but nothing works.
[01:29] Set
    Seriously? Bedhead?
[01:31] Set
    That's a perfect look for a buffoon like you!
[01:33] Horus
    Yeah, Thoth complimented me too.
[01:37] (Flashback) Thoth
    It's so artistic! Magnificent!
[01:40] (Flashback) Thoth
    Art should be explosive!
[01:44] Horus
    ...He said.
[01:46] Set
    Let me fix that mess.
[01:48] Horus
    Aw, it's fine, leave it like that for today.
[01:55] Set
    What the...
[01:56] Horus
    See? It's stubborn.
[02:05] Set
    Now you really look like a penguin!
[02:06] Horus
    That's terrible, Set! So mean!
    How could you?!
[02:08] Set
    Here.
[02:15] Horus
    This is awful...
[02:17] Narrator
    It seems that once hair has been
    pulled out, it won't go back in.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Th
[02:22] Anubis
    The next day.
[02:23] Thoth
    There's been more deliveries
    lately, hasn't there?
[02:26] Anubis
    Sure have.
[02:26] Horus
    Good morning, Anubis, Thoth!
[02:28] Anubis
    Good morning...
[02:30] Thoth
    Is he a friend of yours, Anubis?
[02:32] Horus
    It's me, Thoth! Horus.
[02:38] Horus
    See?
[02:39] Anubis
    Hey, yeah!
[02:41] Thoth
    It really is Horus.
[02:43] Set
    They don't even recognize him without it!
[02:48] Thoth
    Has that always been detachable?
[02:50] Horus
    No. It got pulled on until it came out.
[02:53] Anubis
    Are you gonna be okay?!
[02:55] Thoth
    I'm not really sure what function
    that antennae tuft served, Horus,
[02:59] Thoth
    but in the case of insects,
    they assist in a variety of functions,
[03:02] Thoth
    like detecting temperature and aroma,
[03:04] Thoth
    so losing yours may have grave consequences.
[03:07] Set
    Say what?
[03:09] Horus
    Oh, no. Am I gonna be okay?
[03:12] Anubis
    I bet if you eat a lot, rest a lot,
[03:15] Anubis
    and get a lot of sunlight,
    it'll grow back in!
[03:17] Horus
    I sure hope so. I slept with it, yesterday.
[03:22] Anubis
    With your hair?
[03:23] Thoth
    Why?
[03:24] Horus
    I was hoping I'd wake up
    and it'd all turn out to be a dream...
[03:33] Set
    Hey! Hey you! You've got a knack
    for making stuff grow, right?!
[03:37] Set
    I need your help!
SIGN    Snooze Snooze
[03:39] Wenet
    Snooze snooze...
[03:41] Set
    Quit snoozing and get up!
[03:44] Set
    This is getting me nowhere! What do I do?!
[03:48] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
SIGN    Horus
[03:53] Horus
    Horu-snooze...
[03:57] Set
    Sleeping without a care in the world.
[03:59] Set
    Grow back. Grow back! Grow back, antennae!
[04:08] Set
    I fell asleep!
[04:10] Horus
    Set?
[04:10] Set
    Eep!
[04:11] Horus
    Set, are you there?
[04:13] Set
    N-no!
[04:14] Horus
    Horus, I need help! My head...
[04:22] Anubis
    Several days later
SIGN    Several days later
SIGN    ays later
[04:27] Horus
    Yay! It's back to normal!
[04:31] Set
    Can't believe your stupid
    Horus butt scared me like that!
[04:35] Horus
    What'd you say?!
[04:36] Set
    You want a piece of me, punk?!
[04:37] Horus
    Who are you calling stupid, stupid?!
[04:40] Horus
    Stupid stupid stupid!
[04:40] Medjed
    Yay! Yay!
[04:42] Narrator
    It occurs to me that
    he may have just been molting.
[04:45] Horus
    You stupid jerk!

E9 - Suddenly, a Winter Episode
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:11] ---
    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly A Winter Episode
[01:02] Narrator
    As the weather turns cold,
[01:04] Narrator
    it looks like the Egyptian gods
    have gathered around a campfire.
[01:08] Anubis
    Staaare...
[01:12] Thoth
    Staaare...
[01:15] Bastet
    Staaare...
[01:18] Medjed
    Staaare...
[01:21] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:24] Narrator
    Uh, everyone?
[01:27] Anubis
    Staaare...
[01:30] Thoth
    Staaare...
[01:33] Bastet
    Staaare...
[01:36] Medjed
    Stare—flash!
[01:38] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:39] Narrator
    I'd really appreciate it if you would
    move around and talk a bit.
[01:39] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:44] Narrator
    Also, it looks like Medjed's beam
    is approaching the critical threshold.
[01:47] Narrator
    Is that okay?
[01:49] Anubis
    Staring at a campfire is so relaxing.
[01:53] Thoth
    We believe it has a healing effect.
[01:57] Bastet
    I wanna roast marshmallows!
[01:59] Medjed
    Beam, beam, beam!
[02:01] Medjed
    Caution: control has been lost!
[02:04] Narrator
    I see. So you weren't just
    staring at the campfire.
[02:08] Narrator
    That aside, Medjed seems to be
    in a bit of trouble.
[02:14] Anubis
    Heave ho heave ho heave ho...
[02:15] Bastet
    Click.
[02:16] Medjed
    Beeeam!
[02:22] Narrator
    Everyone all right?
[02:24] Anubis
    We're used to it.
[02:30] Bastet
    I wanna roast marshmallows!
[02:32] Thoth
    Marshmallows, then? One second, please.
[02:35] Thoth
    Let's see...
[02:36] Bastet
    Yay.
[02:38] Thoth
    Here.
[02:39] Thoth
    Skewers for all of you.
[02:40] Anubis
    Thanks.
[02:41] Anubis
    Toss, toss, toss!
[02:48] Thoth
    Now then, everyone,
    let's roast some marshmallows!
SIGN    How to Make S'mores
[02:52] Narrator
    Now, then, I realize this is sudden, but I'd
    like to teach you all how to make s'mores.
[02:59] Narrator
    First, place some chocolate
    on a graham cracker.
[03:03] Narrator
    Roast a marshmallow over open flames.
[03:07] Narrator
    Give it a second.
[03:10] Narrator
    Once the marshmallow is roasted, put it
    on top of the graham cracker and chocolate.
[03:14] Narrator
    Lastly, sandwich the chocolate and
    marshmallow with another graham cracker.
[03:20] Narrator
    And now you have a s'more:
    chocolate and roasted marshmallow,
[03:22] Narrator
    sandwiched between graham crackers.
[03:26] Everyone
    Time to eat!
[03:29] Everyone
    Delicious!
[03:32] Anubis
    Wrap-wrap-wrap!
[03:35] Thoth
    Egypt...
[03:40] Narrator
    I understand that your s'mores were yummy,
[03:42] Narrator
    but I think Medjed is approaching
    the danger zone for his beam again.
[03:47] Thoth/Anubis
    Oh, no!
[03:48] Anubis
    Heave-ho, heave-ho...
[03:49] Bastet
    Click.
[03:50] Medjed
    Beeeam!
[03:56] Anubis
    Yes, we're quite used to it, indeed.
[04:05] Everyone
    They really are good!
[04:08] Medjed
    Burning burning burning...
[04:08] Narrator
    I'm glad for all of you.
[04:10] Narrator
    But maybe someone should
    put out that fire on Medjed's head?
[04:26] Narrator
    By all means, go ahead.
    It'd be a waste not to.
[04:38] Narrator
    With the weather being colder
    in their neck of the woods,
[04:41] Narrator
    I hope the Egyptian gods
    take care not to get sick.
[04:44] Everyone
    We will!

E10 - Another Day, Another Sudden Encounter with the Egyptian Gods
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:11] ---
    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Another Day, Another Sudden Encounter
    with the Egyptian Gods
[01:01] Anubis
    526, 527, 528, 529...
[01:16] Sata
    Everyone! Are we doing good?
[01:18] Everyone
    We are!
[01:22] Sata
    In that case, let's begin the snowball war,
    sponsored by Papa Ra!
[01:30] Sata
    I'm gonna introduce our players, okay?
[01:34] Anubis
    I'm gonna do it! Here I go!
[01:36] Thoth
    I have a 99.9% chance of victory.
SIGN    Snow  &
SIGN    courage
[01:40] Medjed
    I happen to sknow just what's
    needed for a snowball war.
[01:44] Anubis/Thoth
    Clink!
[01:46] Bastet
    Click...
[01:48] Bastet
    Right?
[01:50] Horus
    I'll do my best!
[01:52] Set
    Glare...
[01:53] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
[01:56] Sobek
    Snow's cold, y'know.
[01:59] Trio
    So cool!
[02:01] Khunum
    I could use some inspiration.
[02:09] Sata
    And cheering them all on will be
    everyone's favorite idol, me, Sata!
[02:18] Sata
    And now, Papa Ra
    has a few words to share with us.
[02:23] Ra
    Hey there, everyone, it's your old dad, Ra.
[02:26] Ra
    I'm glad you joined us today in this—
[02:27] Sata
    It's time to get this show on the road!
[02:29] Everyone
    Yeah!
[02:31] Sata
    And now, ready...
[02:33] Sata
    Go!
[02:42] Anubis
    Wow, this is so much fun! Yeah!
[02:47] Narrator
    I feel like we just saw
    a rather incredible thing.
[02:54] Medjed
    I like this.
[02:56] Sata
    Good luck, everyone! Hip hip hooray!
[03:00] Everyone
    We'll try!
[03:04] Khunum
    I've got it! I'll make a vase out of snow!
[03:08] Ra
    Something you need to be careful about
    with age is how you lift your luggage.
[03:14] Ra
    That stuff can be quite heavy!
[03:18] Apep
    Ra, you careless fool.
[03:20] Apep
    And now I, the incarnation of chaos, will slam
    a snowball into your slack-jawed face!
[03:25] Set
    Horus is having way too much fun.
[03:28] Set
    Seems like this is a job for Set!
[03:32] Narrator
    It looks like Apep and Set
    want to join in the snowball war.
[03:36] Both
    Wrong!
[03:44] Set
    Horus! Did you really think you could have
[03:46] Set
    a snowball war without
    mighty Set? Such insolence!
[03:49] Horus
    What?! You wanna play too?
[03:52] Set
    I do!
[03:53] Horus
    Such enthusiasm!
[03:56] Apep
    As the embodiment of chaos, Ra,
     I say that this will be our final battle!
[04:07] Ra
    Now, let's heat things up,
    and get this snowball war started!
[04:14] Everyone
    Stare...
[04:15] Ra
    Maybe that was a little too much heat! Sorry!
[04:20] Anubis
    That was so much fun.
[04:23] Horus
    I'd love to do it again.
[04:25] Bastet
    Huh? Where's Medjed?
[04:37] Narrator
    And so, the Egyptian gods once begin suddenly
    having fun, as they enjoy their comfy days.
[04:44] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.