# Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
Welcome to the world of the Egyptian gods. This is where the famous gods of Ancient Egypt, from Anubis to Thoth, live their lives freely. How freely, you ask? Bastet appears out of nowhere, singing and dancing. Medjed is always stone-faced. Horus works a part-time job. Set is devoted to pulling pranks. Ra's off traveling and rarely comes home... All the Gods basically just do whatever they want!
# Season 1
# E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXZ3G8/suddenly-egyptian-gods--suddenly-anubis)
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***SIGN*** Suddenly, Egyptian Gods
**[00:25] Medjeg**
Okay, the end of the line is right here.
**[00:27] Souls**
Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
***SIGN*** End of the line
**[00:29] Souls**
Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
**[00:34] Anubis**
Alrighty, if you could all
line up single-file...
**[00:39] Anubis**
Thoth, could you please write these down?
**[00:41] Thoth**
Understood, Anubis. I'll handle it.
**[00:45] Anubis**
Now, everyone...
**[00:46] Anubis**
It's judgment time!
***SIGN*** Woo!
**[00:48] Toth**
Woo!
**[00:49] Anubis**
Okay, just hop right on.
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[00:52] A**
Okay, down you go.
**[00:53] T**
Down.
**[00:53] Souls**
Soul...
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[00:54] Anubis**
And up you go.
**[00:56] T**
Up.
**[00:56] Souls**
Soul!
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[00:57] ---**
Klonk
**[00:57] A**
You'll be going down.
**[00:58] Souls**
Soul...
**[00:58] T**
Down.
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[01:00] Anubis**
Up and away!
**[01:01] T**
Up.
**[01:01] Souls**
Soul!
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[01:02] ---**
Klonk
**[01:03] A**
Get on down.
**[01:03] T**
Down.
**[01:03] Souls**
Soul...
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[01:05] Souls**
Soul...
**[01:05] Anubis**
Upy daisy!
**[01:06] T**
Up.
**[01:07] T**
If the next person in line could step up.
**[01:09] ---**
Soul.
**[01:10] Anubis**
Hey, I think Ra is gonna
be back any time now.
**[01:14] Anubis**
Down you go.
**[01:16] Anubis**
I wonder what he brought us.
**[01:17] Anubis**
Up for you.
**[01:18] T**
And up...
**[01:19] T**
Probably another pennant.
**[01:21] A**
I want a wooden sword— Down!
**[01:23] T**
Down.
**[01:24] A**
That'd be nice.
**[01:26] A**
Up you go!
**[01:27] T**
Up...
**[01:27] T**
Why do you want one?
**[01:35] A**
That's a good question.
**[01:38] SFX Voice**
Ding dong, ding dong...
**[01:42] A**
Guess that's it for today.
**[01:44] T**
We'll see you all tomorrow.
**[01:46] A**
See ya!
**[01:47] Medjed**
Come on in, everyone.
**[01:50] A**
Another honest day's work!
Gives me stiff shoulders, I tell ya.
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:55] T**
It did, did it?
**[01:58] A**
What should we eat today?
**[01:58] Scorpion**
Scorp...
**[02:00] T**
How does koshary sound?
**[02:01] Scorpion**
Scorp
**[02:02] A**
Didn't we have that yesterday?
**[02:04] T**
I could honestly eat koshary for every meal.
**[02:07] Scorpion**
Scorp scorp scorp!
**[02:07] A**
Let's have koshary, then!
**[02:09] T**
You want to eat here?
**[02:10] A**
Sounds good!
**[02:10] Scorpion**
Scorp scorp...
**[02:14] A**
Hello? Two servings of koshary, please.
**[02:17] A**
What toppings do you want?
**[02:19] T**
I'll take eggs, eggs, and eggs, please.
**[02:23] Scorpion**
Scorp... scorp scorp scorp!
**[02:23] A**
They're asking if you want to substitute
one of those eggs with bacon.
**[02:29] Medjed**
Beam!
**[02:35] Scorpion**
Scorp!
**[02:38] A**
Okay, make one bacon—
**[03:11] A**
They're asking if we mean double bacon.
**[03:15] T**
No! I said egg, egg, and bacon!
**[03:21] Narration**
* It's a bit sudden, but this is*
* the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Anubis
**[03:42] Narr**
*Anubis.*
***SIGN*** Heh heh heh
**[03:45] Narr**
*He is the god of the underworld.*
**[03:49] Narr**
*Anubis judges the weight of souls.*
**[03:54] A**
Wee!
**[03:55] Narr**
* While he is certainly having fun,*
* he is not simply playing around.*
**[03:58] A**
Wee!
**[04:00] A**
Wee!
**[04:00] Medjed?**
Bonk!
**[04:02] Medjed?**
Bonk!
**[04:02] A**
Wee!
**[04:04] A**
Wee!
**[04:04] Narr**
*Actually, he is.*
**[04:04] Medjed?**
Klonk!
**[04:05] ---**
Wee!
**[04:05] Medjed?**
Klonk!
**[04:07] Medjed**
Yo.
**[04:08] T**
Okay.
**[04:09] Both**
Tag!
**[04:16] A**
Zoom!
**[04:24] A**
So floaty...
**[04:33] A**
Hey there, little birdies. Good afternoon!
**[04:38] A**
Bye bye!
**[04:43] Narr**
*Huh? Anubis, are you going to be okay?*
**[04:46] Narr**
*Are you... able to fly?*
**[05:03] Narr**
*Anubis makes mummies as a hobby.*
**[05:06] Narr**
* When he gets a day off, he spends*
* the whole day crafting them.*
**[05:19] Narr**
* This is Thoth. The god of*
* wisdom, and Anubis's friend.*
***SIGN*** Besties
**[05:23] Thoth**
Besties!
**[05:25] Narr**
* Do you have any feelings*
* about Anubis' mummy-making?*
**[05:28] Thoth**
I personally think it's a good idea for
everyone to have at least one hobby.
**[05:34] Thoth**
Or, y'know, every Egyptian god.
**[05:37] Thoth**
Anubis in particular works late
every day, making sure that
**[05:40] ---**
the souls of the dead get where they're going.
***SIGN*** Wrap
***SIGN*** Wrap
**[05:43] Thoth**
He's also got a variety of other solutions
**[05:46] ---**
that he's working on in his
agenda to fix things that—
**[05:50] Narr**
* He's turning you into a mummy.*
* Are you gonna be okay?*
**[05:55] A**
Sorry! I got carried away...
***SIGN*** Eheheh
**[06:01] Narr**
* Anubis is the slightly mischievous god of the*
* underworld, whose hobby is mummy-making.*
# E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDP00/suddenly-arriving--suddenly-bastet)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:26] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but welcome*
* to the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Arriving
**[00:30] ---**
*This is Anubis' room.*
**[00:31] Thoth**
Around, around and around we go...
**[00:31] Anubis**
Oh yeah... Oh yeah...
**[00:37] Anubis**
That worked up a nice sweat.
**[00:40] Thoth**
It certainly did.
**[00:43] Anubis**
Carbonated drinks fill you up faster, huh?
**[00:45] Thoth**
They sure do.
**[00:51] Anubis**
Hiccup? Or is it hiccough?
**[00:54] Thoth**
Hiccup is the more broadly accepted version.
**[00:57] Anubis**
They're such a drag, though.
Any idea how to get them to stop?
**[01:02] Thoth**
I'm afraid there are things that
even a god of wisdom doesn't know.
**[01:05] Anubis**
I see...
**[01:08] Anubis**
You want some more?
**[01:10] Thoth**
Yes, please.
**[01:11] Anubis**
Okay!
**[01:12] Anubis**
Another bottle...
**[01:16] Anubis**
Here we go!
**[01:26] Thoth**
Anything wrong?
**[01:29] Anubis**
Actually, let me get you some tea—
**[01:35] Anubis**
Y'know, I was wrong,
I think it's in this drawer!
***SIGN*** Heheheh
**[01:55] Thoth**
Huh? What about the tea?
**[01:58] Anubis**
You can't always get what you want.
**[02:02] Nar**
*Bastet can be found anywhere.*
**[02:05] Nar**
* Because this is the somewhat*
* sudden world of Egyptian gods.*
**[02:08] Anubis**
Oh boy...
***SIGN*** Upsy
***SIGN*** Upsy daisy
**[02:19] Bastet**
Click.
**[02:21] Nar**
* Here we have the cat goddess, Bastet,*
* trying her best to look Egystagrammable.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly Bastet
**[02:21] Bastet**
Click. Click. Click. Click.
**[02:31] Nar**
*She gets bored rather easily.*
**[02:50] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
**[03:02] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
**[03:23] Nar**
*She got bored.*
**[03:24] Anubis**
I'm pretty sure it's in the...
**[03:33] Nar**
* Bastet is always coming*
* and going unexpectedly.*
**[03:39] Bastet**
Stare...
**[03:41] Thoth**
Uh...
**[03:45] Thoth**
Please don't step on my keyboard!
**[03:48] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
**[03:54] Bastet**
Click.
**[04:02] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
***SIGN*** Bastet: Here I am!
**[04:04] Nar**
*Bastet has an account on Egystagram.*
***SIGN*** Bastet: Taking a shot with Medjed!
***SIGN*** Bastet: Reowr~
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Okay...
Five minutes ago
**[04:18] Nar**
*Oh, dear. She got bored again.*
**[04:22] Nar**
*That's the whimsical cat goddess, Bastet.*
# E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV7M12/suddenly-a-day-off--suddenly-thoth)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
***SIGN*** Suddenly, a Day Off
**[00:25] Narr**
* I know this is sudden, but it seems like*
* Anubis and the gang have the day off.*
***SIGN*** Manga
**[00:30] Anubis**
Just do this, and put this here, and...
**[00:34] Anubis**
It's done!
**[00:35] Thoth**
Anubis, is there any place
you'd like to visit?
**[00:42] Anubis**
I wanna see Broadway!
**[00:45] Anubis**
I hear everyone dresses up in
glitzy clothes and goes on parade!
**[00:48] Thoth**
I'm not sure that impression is accurate.
**[00:51] Nar**
*Thoth is the god of wisdom.*
**[00:54] Anubis**
Where do you wanna go, Thoth?
**[00:56] Thoth**
I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen!
**[00:58] Anubis**
Why?
**[01:00] Thoth**
The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating.
**[01:02] Anubis**
What kinda eggs are those?
**[01:05] Thoth**
They're eggs that you simmer
with the onsen's heat.
**[01:08] Anubis**
That does sound good.
**[01:13] Anubis**
I'm feeling hungry.
**[01:15] Thoth**
What should we get for dinner?
**[01:19] Anubis**
How about pizza?
**[01:21] Thoth**
No, no. It's pronounced *pizza*.
**[01:24] Thoth**
I like the sound of pizza though!
**[01:26] Anubis**
Pizza!
**[01:27] Thoth**
Pizza!
**[01:28] Both**
Yeahhh!
***SIGN*** Here you go
**[01:31] Thoth**
Pizza! Pizza!
**[01:31] Anubis**
What toppings do you want?
**[01:33] Thoth**
Boiled eggs, half boiled
eggs, and fried eggs!
**[01:36] Anubis**
Okay!
**[01:36] Thoth**
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
**[01:37] [Messenger] Thoth**
Phone
**[01:37] Anubis**
If you could get us one of those, please.
**[01:42] Horus**
I'm here with your pizza!
**[01:44] Thoth**
No, no, it's pronounced *pizza*.
**[01:46] Horus**
I'm here with your *pizza*!
**[01:48] Horus**
Here you are!
**[01:49] Anubis**
Thanks!
**[01:50] Both**
Pizza!
**[01:52] Both**
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
**[02:06] Anubis**
Let's open it!
**[02:08] Thoth**
Please do!
**[02:18] Anubis**
Pi...
**[02:19] Anubis**
zza?
**[02:20] Medjed**
Om nom nom.
**[02:24] Thoth**
Pi...
**[02:25] Thoth**
zza?
**[02:28] Medjed**
Nom.
**[02:30] Anubis**
Slap.
***SIGN*** Slap
**[02:40] Narr**
*Thoth. The god of wisdom.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Thoth
**[02:44] Narr**
*He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart.*
**[02:48] Thoth**
My IQ is infinity!
**[02:51] Narr**
*Not only that, but there's also...*
**[02:54] Thoth**
Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret.
**[02:57] Anubis**
Thoth, Thoth! I needed to
ask you about something.
**[03:01] Thoth**
Oh, sure. How can I help you?
**[03:04] Anubis**
Do you have any suggestions
for tonight's meal?
**[03:07] Thoth**
*Dinner* yesterday was a little excessive
in terms *calorie* intake goes,
**[03:12] ---**
so a bit of *temperance* today
would help balance things out.
**[03:15] Thoth**
I recommend eating some fruit,
**[03:18] Thoth**
like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,
raspberries, or blueberries.
**[03:22] ---**
Let's try and eat more produce today.
**[03:26] Anubis**
I get you!
**[03:29] Horus**
Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec?
**[03:32] Horus**
Which scarf do you think looks better?
**[03:35] Horus**
Or should I just buy both?
**[03:37] Thoth**
Purchasing both would provide
you with a *contingency plan*
**[03:41] ---**
for a situation where you will have an
*assessment* of either being unavailable,
**[03:44] Thoth**
which makes the *issue* a moot one,
invalidating any *incentive* to come to a *consensus*
**[03:49] ---**
with your *friends*, yadda yadda yadda,
blah blah blah, *s'il vous plaît*.
**[03:52] Thoth**
Those are the *factors* that create
the baseline *logic* of the inquiry...
**[03:54] Narr**
* Thoth knows all kinds of things, so*
* people often turn to him for advice.*
**[03:57] SFX Sign**
Huh!
**[03:59] SFX Sign**
Impressive!
**[04:00] Thoth**
...which makes it possible!
**[04:02] Thoth**
I'm a reliable adviser!
**[04:04] Thoth**
A-hem!
**[04:12] Medjed**
What is the answer to life,
the universe, and everything?
**[04:22] Thoth**
42.
**[04:26] SFX Sign**
Wow~
**[04:30] Narr**
*Thoth, the god of wisdom.*
**[04:33] Narr**
* Among the Egyptian gods, he's the*
* professor-type who has all the answers.*
**[04:37] Narr**
* Oh, if you're curious about 42,*
* you can look it up online.*
# E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVNG83/suddenly-horus-and-set--suddenly-bad-blood)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:25] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Horus and Set
**[00:27] Narration**
* I know this is sudden, but this is*
* the world of the Egyptian gods.*
**[00:31] Narration**
* Horus is doing his part-time*
* job. What a hard worker.*
**[00:43] Set**
Time to remind you how awesome I am, Horus.
**[00:46] Set**
Crush.
***SIGN*** Sneer
**[00:48] Narration**
*Oh, my. It looks like Set is up to something.*
**[00:55] Set**
Nom...
**[00:57] Set**
Toss!
**[00:58] Horus**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[01:00] Set**
Here we go!
**[01:02] Horus**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[01:05] Set**
Here we go?
**[01:06] Horus**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[01:10] Horus**
Twirl!
**[01:14] Horus**
Ta-dah!
**[01:23] Set**
Nice skating!
**[01:25] Horus**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Hoshoku-Ya Diner
**[01:29] Horus**
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Menu
**[01:37] SEt**
'Scuse me...
**[01:38] Horus**
Oh, certainly! What can I get you?
**[01:41] Set**
Can I get, uh, the A combo,
the B combo, C combo,
***SIGN*** Menu
**[01:43] Set**
um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg
steak, some curry, some koshary,
**[01:46] Set**
um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some
fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions,
**[01:49] ---**
hold the onions, some fried chicken,
beef udon, hold the noodles,
**[01:52] Set**
oh, and for the katsudon, could you
hold the katsu and do double rice?
**[01:54] ---**
And then some fried eggplant,
then cancel the fried chicken,
**[01:55] ---**
and some stir-fried vegetables, and then
also some ramen and dandan noodles,
**[01:57] Set**
and actually throw in that C
combo again and add the D combo,
**[01:59] ---**
and then the grilled fish meal and some
Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce.
**[02:02] Set**
And on second thought, make that
katsudon heavy on the katsu!
**[02:04] ---**
And I'm short on time,
so make it snappy, please.
**[02:06] Horus**
O-Okay!
***SIGN*** Snicker
**[02:10] Set**
Now let the confusion sink in!
And if you take a second too long...
**[02:14] Horus**
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Here
**[02:34] Set**
Ding...
**[02:36] Horus**
Here you are!
**[02:38] Horus**
Your large serving of katsudon!
**[02:41] Horus**
Bow.
***SIGN*** Bow
**[02:46] Set**
You are a speed star!
***SIGN*** Safety first
**[02:49] Barricade sign**
Shovel... Shovel... shovel...
***SIGN*** Heheheh
***SIGN*** Pitfall
**[02:57] Horus**
Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Huge success!
**[02:59] Sign/Horus**
Huge success!
***SIGN*** Heheheh
**[03:03] Set**
Dig! Dig! Dig!
***SIGN*** Pitfall
***SIGN*** Pitfall
**[03:09] Horus**
Ding ding!
**[03:11] Horus**
Ding ding!
**[03:12] Horus**
Ding—
**[03:16] Set**
Yes! I did it!
**[03:18] Set**
I did it, I did it, I did it!
**[03:21] Set**
Horus is dumb, dumb, dumb!
**[03:32] Set**
I did it, I did it, I did it!
**[03:40] Set**
It's fantastic.
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Bad Blood
**[03:58] Narr**
*Horus.*
**[03:59] Narr**
*And Set.*
**[04:02] Narr**
* The two of them are rivals,*
* and they don't get along at all.*
**[04:05] Both**
Hmph!
**[04:07] Nar**
* Horus has the head of a falcon,*
* and is a very strong god.*
**[04:13] Horus**
Pretty cool, huh?
**[04:14] Set**
You look like a penguin to me.
***SIGN*** Ticked
**[04:16] Horus**
A penguin...?
**[04:18] Narr**
* Set is the god of destruction, and has a*
* variety of animal heads, including a jackal's.*
**[04:25] Set**
Exactly. And I am super cool!
**[04:29] Narr**
*As Horus' rival, he's often plotting trouble.*
**[04:33] Horus**
Seriously, he's always starting something!
**[04:35] Set**
Urgh.
**[04:36] Set**
When have I ever caused trouble?!
**[04:38] Horus**
All the time! I mean, the other day...
**[04:51] Horus**
See?! That's pretty bad!
**[04:52] Set**
Whatever! I only did that because...
**[04:55] Horus**
Because what?!
**[04:56] Narration**
* Uh... well, as you can see,*
* they don't get along.*
**[05:01] Horus**
You're such a jerk! Think
about what you've done!
# E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGDZQ5/suddenly-ra-and-apep--suddenly-presents)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:27] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but this is*
* the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Ra and Apep
**[00:30] Nar**
* And the father of all the gods, Ra,*
* is almost done with his latest trip.*
**[00:39] Ra**
The waves are nice and calm today.
**[00:42] Ra**
I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back
this time. I hope the kids like them.
**[00:55] Medjed**
Round and around and around...
**[01:03] Apep**
I am Apep!
**[01:05] Apep**
The embodiment of evil and chaos,
here to spread cha...os?
**[01:21] Narr**
Oh, dear.
**[01:23] Narr**
You really shouldn't spill
chaos all over the ocean.
**[01:31] Ra**
I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,
so I bet even Bastet will be happy.
**[01:44] Medjed**
Twirly, twirly, twirl...
**[01:44] Ra**
Is the wind picking up?
**[01:52] Apep**
Ra! Your voyage ends now!
**[01:55] Apep**
Today, you will breathe your last
as you struggle in my clutches...
**[02:00] Ra**
Come on, wind! Keep it up!
**[02:04] Ra**
Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed,
**[02:09] Ra**
I'm coming home!
**[02:15] Ra**
All right, I'm almost there.
**[02:19] Ra**
Here I come, kids!
**[02:28] Apep**
This time, you actually are finished, Ra!
**[02:31] Apep**
And I will fill the world with chaos!
**[02:35] Apep**
Huh? Wha?
**[02:36] Apep**
Ra? Ra!
**[02:38] Apep**
I can sense him.
**[02:39] Apep**
Curses! Where has he gone?!
**[02:41] Apep**
Stop hiding and face me!
**[02:44] Apep**
Ra! Where are you?! Ra!
**[02:48] Apep**
Where are you hiding?!
**[02:50] Apep**
You coward!
**[02:51] Apep**
Get out here! Ra!
**[02:53] Chaos**
Float...
**[02:53] Apep**
Show yourself!
***SIGN*** Upsy
***SIGN*** Upsy Daisy
**[03:08] Nar**
* News has spread that everyone's dad,*
* Ra, will be arriving soon.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Souvenirs
**[03:14] Nar**
*The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting.*
**[03:19] Anubis**
Should be any time now, right?
**[03:20] Thoth**
I believe so.
**[03:22] Horus**
I'm looking forward to the souvenirs.
**[03:24] Thoth**
The... souvenirs, right...
**[03:27] Thoth**
I believe last time we got...
**[03:29] Anbunis**
Pennants, right?
**[03:31] Bastet**
Wait, those weren't dust rags?
**[03:33] Thoth**
That's not the intended use, no.
**[03:36] Anubis**
Hey, he's back!
**[03:40] Ra**
Tap.
***SIGN*** Tap
**[03:43] Ra**
I'm home, everybody!
**[03:48] Horus**
Hug!
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:49] Ra**
I'm home, Horus.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:51] Horus**
Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:53] Ra**
I'm home, Anubis!
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:55] Anubis**
Welcome home!
**[03:57] Ra**
I'm home, Thoth.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:59] Thoth**
It's good to have you back.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:01] Ra**
I'm home, Medjed.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:04] Medjed**
Welcome home.
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:05] Ra**
I'm home, Bastet!
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:09] Bastet**
W-Welcome b-back.
**[04:11] Ra**
It was a wonderful trip.
**[04:14] Ra**
Have you all been well?
**[04:16] Everyone but thoth**
Yeah!
**[04:16] Thoth**
We have!
**[04:18] Ra**
Good, good.
**[04:19] Ra**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[04:22] Ra**
Now, I know what you're waiting for...
**[04:23] Ra**
It's time for souvenirs!
***SIGN*** Here
**[04:26] Everyone**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Yay
**[04:27] Ra**
Okay, then.
**[04:29] Ra**
Everyone, line up, please.
**[04:32] Everyone**
Okay!
**[04:34] Ra**
I picked up some t-shirts
from a foreign country.
***SIGN*** Dog
**[04:37] Ra**
What do you think? Pretty cool, right?
**[04:39] Anunbis**
Dog...
***SIGN*** Tottori
**[04:40] Ra**
Here you are, Thoth.
**[04:41] Thoth**
Thoth-ori...
**[04:43] Ra**
Here's yours, Medjed.
**[04:44] Medjed**
Yay, yay, yay!
***SIGN*** Penguin
**[04:46] Ra**
And yours, Horus.
***SIGN*** Pen...
**[04:48] Horus**
Pen...guin...
***SIGN*** guin...
**[04:51] Ra**
Yours looks great on you, Bastet!
***SIGN*** Mercat
**[04:53] Ra**
Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click!
**[04:56] Medjed**
Yay, yay, yay!
**[04:57] Ra**
I have to say, they suit all of you
just great! Totally Egystagrammable!
**[05:02] Anubis**
Th... Thank you... very much...
**[05:06] Ra**
Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe
I should pick up some more t-shirts next time!
**[05:11] Everyone except Medjed**
Y...Yay?
**[05:16] Narration**
* Everyone is happy to have their dad back*
* from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs...*
**[05:23] Narration**
* But let's just say the Egyptian gods think*
* his selections leave room for improvement.*
# E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ2DXK/suddenly-magical-thoth-and-phantom-thief-set)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:31] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but*
* this is the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Magical Thoth
and Phantom Thief Set
**[00:35] Nar**
*At least, I think it is?*
**[00:38] Set**
You police imbeciles!
**[00:41] Set**
As I warned you, I have stolen this
one-of-a-kind gem, the Eye of Medjed!
**[00:43] SFX/Medjed**
Gleam.
**[00:46] Set**
It was no challenge at all
for Set the Phantom Thief!
**[00:50] Horus**
Freeze, Phantom Thief Set!
**[00:55] Set**
Who goes there?!
**[00:57] Horus**
Trot, trot, trot...
**[00:59] Horus**
My name
**[01:01] Horus**
is Horus, the ace detective!
**[01:02] Thoth**
And I am his assistant, Thoth.
**[01:05] Thoth**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[01:07] Horus**
It's the end of the line for you,
Phantom Thief Set! Give it up!
**[01:13] Set**
Do you think you've got me cornered?
You've got a lot to learn!
**[01:17] Horus**
What does that mean?!
**[01:23] Horus**
What?!
**[01:25] Set**
Farewell, Ace Detective Horus!
**[01:28] Set**
Or maybe I should call you...
Ace *Defective* Horus?!
**[01:32] Horus**
Curse you, Set!
**[01:36] Thoth**
He's stolen the Eye of Medjed,
a one-of-a-kind gem...
**[01:41] Thoth**
I can't let him get away with it!
**[01:42] Thoth**
And that means it's time...
**[01:44] Thoth**
Transfooorm!
**[01:51] Thoth**
Magical Thoth!
**[01:55] Thoth**
I'm going to make sure he gets punished!
**[01:57] Thoth**
That being the case, we're
carrying this into second half.
**[02:00] Nar**
*Wait, we are?*
**[02:01] Thoth**
Yes! We are!
**[02:15] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but Set's a phantom*
* thief, Horus is an ace detective,*
**[02:18] ---**
* and Thoth was his assistant*
* but is actually...*
**[02:21] Nar**
*a magical bird!*
**[02:27] SFX/Medjed**
Gleam.
**[02:29] Set**
Is this thing really worth that much?
**[02:31] Thoth**
Hold it right there, Phantom Thief Set!
**[02:34] Set**
Who are you?!
**[02:36] Thoth**
I am the mysterious, egg-loving,
mysterious magical Thoth!
**[02:44] Set**
Magical Thoth?!
**[02:46] Set**
And who cares about eggs?!
I happen to hate them!
**[02:50] Thoth**
Urgh! Oh, now you're definitely going to pay!
**[02:53] Thoth**
Eggcellent eggy egg, Thoth Tamago!
**[03:00] Set**
Wh-Wh-What?!
**[03:05] Set**
I seriously hate eggs!
**[03:10] Set**
Curse... you... Magical Thoth...
**[03:16] Horus**
Set!
**[03:19] SFX/Medjed**
Gleam.
**[03:22] Horus**
I'm not sure why, but it looks like I win!
**[03:25] Thoth**
Mr. Horus!
**[03:26] Horus**
Look, Thoth! As you can see,
I've retrieved the Eye of Medjed.
**[03:31] Thoth**
Nicely done, sir!
**[03:33] Horus**
There's no mystery I can't solve!
**[03:38] Nar**
*Thoth is a magical bird,*
**[03:41] Nar**
*but no one can learn the truth.*
**[03:45] Thoth**
Don't tell anyone, okay?
# E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU893EM/suddenly-kotatsu--suddenly-medjed)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:25] Narration**
* I know this is sudden, but winter has arrived*
* in the world of the Egyptian gods as well.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Kotatsu
**[00:31] Medjed**
Yahoo!
**[00:36] Narr**
* And the Egyptian gods are trying to stay*
* toasty under the kotatsu, in full relaxation mode.*
**[00:44] Horus**
So warm...
**[00:49] Anubis**
It really is.
**[00:54] Thoth**
It certainly is warm.
**[01:00] Bastet**
Meow...
**[01:05] Anubis**
It's so warm I can't move...
**[01:11] Thoth**
The room isn't even that
cold... It's so strange.
**[01:19] Horus**
So, so strange...
**[01:28] Bastet**
These satsumas are good.
**[01:34] Anubis**
Oh, we're out of satsumas.
**[01:40] Horus**
Oh, no more satsumas, huh?
**[01:47] Thoth**
That won't do. Satsumas are full of
vitamin C, which is very healthy.
**[01:55] Thoth**
They help with your skin, too.
**[02:01] Bastet**
Satsumas...
**[02:09] Anubis**
Could someone go get some satsumas?
**[02:14] Sign/Everyone**
Pause...
***SIGN*** Pause...
**[02:20] Horus**
Satsumas...
**[02:24] Bastet**
Satsumas, huh?
**[02:29] Thoth**
Satsumas, indeed.
**[02:34] Bastet**
They sure are tasty.
**[02:39] Horus**
I want some satsumas.
**[02:45] Anubis**
So, could someone go get some satsumas?
***SIGN*** Ignore...
**[02:51] Sign/Everyone**
Ignore...
**[02:56] Anubis**
Turn...
**[02:57] Thoth**
Turn...
**[03:02] Bastet**
Satsumas, huh...
**[03:07] Horus**
Satsumas...
**[03:15] Anubis**
Seriously, though, the satsumas...
**[03:19] Anubis**
Satsumas!
**[03:24] Narr**
* Even gods have trouble getting out*
* from underneath a warm kotatsu.*
**[03:30] Anubis**
Satsumas...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Medjed
**[03:44] Narr**
* He is the most mysterious*
* out of all the Egyptian gods.*
**[03:50] Narr**
* In the Book of the Dead, he stands out*
* from all the other deities and people,*
**[03:55] ---**
* even flashing beams from his eyes:*
* a god that's a bit of an enigma.*
**[04:05] Medjed**
Bow.
**[04:06] Narr**
*That's Medjed.*
***SIGN*** Medjed
**[04:41] Narr**
*Medjed's day starts early.*
**[04:43] Medjed**
One, two...
**[04:44] Narr**
*First is his morning exercise.*
**[04:45] Medjed**
Three, four...
**[04:47] Medjed**
Five, six...
**[04:48] Medjed**
Seven, eight...
***SIGN*** Medjed
***SIGN*** Carbonated
**[04:52] Medjed**
That was a nice workout.
**[04:54] Medjed**
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
**[04:57] Narr**
*Next is laundry.*
**[04:57] Medjed**
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
**[05:09] Medjed**
Perfectly done.
**[05:15] Medjed**
Land.
**[05:17] Narr**
*While his laundry dries, he goes for a walk.*
**[05:19] Voice**
Egypt...
**[05:19] Medjed**
Walking, walking, walking...
**[05:24] Voice**
America!
**[05:28] Voice**
France.
**[05:32] Voice**
China!
**[05:36] Voice**
Japan!
***SIGN*** Please adopt me
**[05:59] Medjed**
If you don't mind, would you
like to come along with me,
**[06:03] Medjed**
princess?
***SIGN*** Zwing
**[06:21] Cat**
Hop.
**[06:27] Narr**
* It looks like his laundry is dry.*
* The rain must not have fallen here.*
**[06:37] Medjed**
I probably should take my bath.
**[06:48] Medjed**
That's some nice water...
**[06:53] Narr**
* Medjed wrings his body out,*
* like he usually does.*
**[06:59] Medjed**
There.
**[07:04] Medjed**
Good night.
**[07:11] Cat**
Boing!
**[07:11] Cat**
Land.
**[07:16] Medjed**
It looks like my princess
wants some more attention.
***SIGN*** Zwing
**[07:22] Cat**
Flop.
**[07:24] Narr**
* That's the the always-mysterious*
* god, Medjed.*
# E8 - Suddenly, An Idol / Suddenly, Pottery
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2MV4V/suddenly-an-idol--suddenly-pottery)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:26] Narration**
* I know this is sudden, but this*
* is the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, An Idol
**[00:29] Narration**
* But right now, there seems to*
* be some kind of event going on.*
**[00:35] Sata**
Yay!
**[00:38] Sata**
Everyone!
**[00:40] Sata**
Thanks for coming out today!
***SIGN*** Sata Life
**[00:44] Trio**
Sata!
**[00:49] Sata**
Thank you.
**[00:53] Sata**
Well, the truth is, today...
**[00:59] Sata**
I have something very, very important
**[01:01] ---**
I want to tell all of you,
my very important fans.
**[01:06] Trio**
What is it?!
**[01:09] Sata**
I've... gotten to have a lot of wonderful
experiences because of you all.
**[01:17] Sata**
I'm...
**[01:20] Sata**
So grateful!
**[01:24] Anubis**
What? What?!
**[01:26] Sata**
I'm... I'm going to...
**[01:30] Anubis**
No way...
**[01:31] Thoth**
Wait, wait...
**[01:33] Medjed**
I-It can't be...
**[01:35] Sata**
I, Sata... am going back
to being a normal girl!
**[01:42] Thoth**
Zwip...
**[01:46] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[01:48] Sata**
Looking back now, so much has happened...
**[01:52] Sata**
During my first performance,
I was so nervous I forgot the lyrics...
**[01:58] Sata**
And I wasn't able to sing.
**[02:00] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[02:04] Sata**
And when I was finally able to sing again,
I got the dance steps wrong...
**[02:09] Trio**
Don't leave the spotlight!
**[02:12] Sata**
And there was the time that
some heckling made me cry—
**[02:15] Trio**
Don't quit!!!
**[02:17] Sata**
But getting to be an idol was—
**[02:20] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[02:22] Sata**
Continuing to be one is—
**[02:24] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[02:27] Sata**
I was—
**[02:28] Trio**
Don't quit!!!
**[02:32] Sata**
Fine!
**[02:34] Sata**
If you're gonna be like that,
then I won't quit after all!
**[02:41] Sata**
Okay, time for another song!
**[02:43] Sata**
Let's go!
**[02:47] Sata**
Hey! Hey!
***SIGN*** The 2752nd Sata Retirement Concert
**[02:53] Crowd**
Hey! Hey!
**[02:54] Narr**
* It seems like the Sata retirement*
* concert ended on a high note.*
**[02:58] Narr**
* And they all swore to meet*
* again at the next one.*
**[03:02] Narr**
*Isn't that nice?*
***SIGN*** Khunum Pottery Class
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Pottery
**[03:17] Khunum**
Welcome to the Khunum Pottery Class.
**[03:20] Khunum**
I am Khunum. You three
want to learn about pottery?
**[03:25] Anubis**
Yes, sir!
**[03:26] Thoth**
Please instruct us in the art of pottery!
**[03:28] Medjed**
Every good god dabbles in ceramics!
**[03:30] Anubis**
Please!
**[03:32] Khunum**
Then, from this moment on...
**[03:36] Khunum**
You will refer to me as "master!"
**[03:38] Khunum**
The depths of pottery are limitless!
**[03:40] Khunum**
It brings joy and satisfaction,
hope and despair,
**[03:42] ---**
and I intend to teach you all about it!
**[03:45] Trio**
Yes, Master!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[03:47] Khunum**
Pottery is about taking your internal
passion and giving it physical form.
**[03:51] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[03:52] Khunum**
Cast aside all idle thoughts!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[03:54] Khunum**
You must engage fully with the clay,
and communicate with it!
**[03:56] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[03:58] Khunum**
You're joining forces with this clay!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[03:59] Khunum**
You're becoming a single unit with it!
**[04:01] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:02] Khunum**
Fire!
**[04:03] Khunum**
Now it's going into the kiln!
**[04:05] Trio**
Yesh, Mashter!
**[04:07] Khunum**
Keep blowing, now!
**[04:11] Khunum**
My three fundamentals for pottery
are fire, passion, and—
**[04:15] Trio**
We're finished!
**[04:16] Khunum**
Yes, love.
**[04:19] Khunum**
Now, cast your eyes onto your completed
creations and admire them...
**[04:21] Trio**
Admire...
**[04:23] Khunum**
Then take those creations full
of love and admiration...
**[04:26] Trio**
Take them and...?
**[04:27] Khunum**
Smash 'em!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[04:29] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:30] Khunum**
You're not done yet!
Put even more love into them!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[04:33] Khunum**
We're starting over from the beginning!
**[04:36] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:36] Khunum**
Face the clay! Commune with it!
Become one with it!
**[04:39] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:40] Khunum**
Now, bake, bake, bake!
**[04:42] Khunum**
Be even hotter than that fire!
**[04:43] Khunum**
Blow with everything you've got!
**[04:44] Trio**
Yesh, Mashter!
**[04:49] Khunum**
Keep at it! More blowing!
For all you're worth!
**[04:51] Trio**
Yesh, Mashter!
**[05:01] Khunum**
We're not done yet!
**[05:05] Trio**
We're finished!
**[05:06] Khunum**
Smash!
**[05:07] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[05:08] Khunum**
Now, keep that wheel spinning!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[05:10] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[05:11] Khunum**
The road to Egyptian pottery is a
long, treacherous, and rugged one!
***SIGN*** Khunum Pottery Class
**[05:15] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[05:18] Khnum**
And that... is how masterpieces...
**[05:24] Khnum**
are made... eventually...
**[05:28] Trio**
Yes... master...
**[05:29] Khunum**
(Right... after a lot more... effort...
they're finished... in time...)
**[05:31] Narr**
* Here's hoping the Egyptian gods are able*
* to finish their masterpieces, some day.*
# E9 - Suddenly, Rice Paddies / Suddenly, Swinging
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN3XDN/suddenly-rice-paddies--suddenly-swinging)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:26] Narr**
* I know this is sudden, but the*
* Egyptians are working in the fields.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Rice Paddies
**[00:30] Narr**
* Wenet, who is knowledgeable about rice*
* cultivation, seems to be taking a nap.*
**[00:35] Horus**
There, and there, and there...
**[00:35] Anubis**
Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
**[00:35] Medjed**
Butterfly... Butterfly...
Butterfly... Butterfly...
**[00:38] Thoth**
This is certainly rough on the back.
**[00:41] Horus**
There! There! There!
**[00:45] Anubis**
Do you think we planted them right?
**[00:49] Thoth**
I believe so. We did just what the book said.
**[00:53] Anubis**
Wenet! Does this look right to you?
**[00:57] Wenet**
Zzz... zzz...
**[01:04] Anubis**
No good. He's totally asleep.
**[01:06] Thoth**
Oh, well. We'll have to manage on our own.
**[01:10] Anubis**
I guess!
**[01:12] Anubis**
Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...
**[01:21] Anubis**
All right, finally done.
**[01:23] Thoth**
We certainly worked hard.
**[01:25] Horus**
Hooray!
**[01:26] Anubis**
Wenet, we finished planting the rice!
**[01:27] Medjed**
Touchdown.
**[01:31] Anubis**
Wenet?
**[01:31] Medjed**
Wait!
**[01:33] Everybody**
Hey, wake up!
**[01:34] Medjed**
Wait!
**[01:36] Medjed**
Wait! Wait! Butterfly!
**[01:38] Thoth**
He doesn't look like he's going to budge.
**[01:40] Horus**
Well, if we can't wake him up,
let's at least give him a blanket.
***SIGN*** Here
**[01:46] Horus**
That should do it.
**[01:47] Anubis**
We might as well head home.
**[01:49] Thoth**
Good idea.
**[01:50] Thoth**
Medjed! We're gonna head home!
**[01:57] Anubis**
What should we do for dinner?
**[01:59] Thoth**
Good question. Something that comes with eggs!
**[02:03] Horus**
You sure do love eggs, Thoth!
**[02:14] Wenet**
Snap!
**[02:17] Narr**
*Oh, it looks like Wenet has finally woken up.*
**[02:28] Wenet**
So sloppy...
**[02:37] Wenet**
Vrooooooom--
**[02:40] Wenet**
Beam!
***SIGN*** Beam!
**[02:44] Wenet**
Growin'! Bounty!
***SIGN*** Shing shing shing
**[02:48] Wenet**
Grooowin'! Bounty!
**[02:54] Wenet**
Grow well!
**[02:57] Wenet**
Yield well!
**[02:59] Wenet**
Grow well!
**[03:01] Wenet**
Yield well!
**[03:04] Wenet**
There you go! There you go!
**[03:06] Wenet**
Just like that! Just like that!
**[03:09] Wenet**
There!
***SIGN*** Crop-plete!
**[03:11] Wenet**
Crop-plete!
**[03:17] Medjed**
Wait! Wait up!
**[03:17] Anubis**
Look at the huge crop we got overnight!
**[03:19] Medjed**
Butterfly! Hang on!
**[03:20] Horus**
We did a great job!
**[03:22] Thoth**
Very, very interesting.
**[03:23] Anubis**
This is awesome!
**[03:25] Horus**
We're gonna get to eat a ton of tasty rice!
**[03:29] Horus**
Wenet's still asleep...
**[03:31] Anubis**
Do you think he's been
asleep since yesterday?
**[03:33] Medjed**
Wait! Wait up!
**[03:34] Thoth**
I think that may not be the case.
**[03:37] Anubis**
Well, whatever! Let's harvest the rice!
**[03:40] Horus**
Yeah, leave it to me!
**[03:43] Both**
Harvest, harvest, harvest!
**[03:44] Medjed**
Butterfly! Wait up!
**[03:49] Thoth**
Thank you for your help.
**[03:51] Both**
Yay!
**[03:52] Thoth**
Yay!
**[03:54] Wenet**
Zzz... zzz... zzz...
**[04:02] Narr**
* Wenet's a heavy sleeper, but*
* he's a very kind-hearted god.*
***SIGN*** Upsy
***SIGN*** Upsy Daisy
**[04:22] Narr**
* It looks like Anubis and Thoth*
* are playing in the park.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Swinging
**[04:27] Anubis**
But, y'know what?
**[04:29] Anubis**
It's all about that!
**[04:31] Thoth**
That, you say?
**[04:33] Anubis**
I seriously think it's the best!
**[04:36] Thoth**
I definitely agree.
**[04:42] Anubis**
It really is something, y'know?
**[04:45] Thoth**
It certainly is!
**[04:48] Anubis**
Hup, and away I go!
**[04:50] Anubis**
Land.
**[04:51] Anubis**
Ta-da!
**[04:56] Narr**
* Jumping off the swings is only*
* allowed if you're an Egyptian god.*
**[04:59] Narr**
*Humans shouldn't try it at home.*
**[05:03] Thoth**
I'll try myself!
**[05:10] Anubis**
Oops.
**[05:13] Anubis**
You okay?
**[05:14] Thoth**
Thank you very much.
**[05:21] Bastet**
Twirly, twirly, twirly!
**[05:23] Bastet**
Land.
**[05:24] Medjed**
10 points.
**[05:25] Anubis**
10 points!
**[05:26] Thoth**
10 points!
**[05:27] Bastet**
I'm good at stuff like this!
**[05:31] Ra**
You know, they used to call me
Ra, the swing jumper!
**[05:56] Script marks this as SFX?**
Flop.
***SIGN*** Twitch twitch
**[06:03] Ra**
There... There's no beating the
passage of time, I guess...
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[06:09] Anubis**
Let's not try anything dangerous anymore.
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[06:12] Bastet**
Good idea.
**[06:13] Thoth**
And remember to always
warm up before exercising.
**[06:15] Bastet**
Good idea.
**[06:16] Medjed**
Safety first.
**[06:17] Bastet**
Good idea.
**[06:20] Narr**
* When playing on the swings, always*
* remember to swing responsibly.*
**[06:23] Narr**
* That's a promise between*
* you and the Egyptian gods.*
# E10 - Suddenly, A Banquet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZPQXW/suddenly-a-banquet)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:25] Anubis**
Heave...
**[00:26] Thoth**
Ho.
**[00:27] Anubis**
Heave...
**[00:27] Thoth**
Ho.
**[00:28] Anubis**
Heave...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, A Banquet
**[00:28] Thoth**
Ho.
**[00:29] Narr**
* I know this is sudden, but the Egyptian gods*
* are busy getting ready for a big banquet.*
**[00:35] Ra**
Ahem...
**[00:37] Ra**
This year...
**[00:39] Ra**
This year has almost come to an end.
**[00:41] Narr**
*It looks like Ra is focusing on his speech.*
**[00:43] Ra**
I would like to think it's been a
good one. What do all of you think?
**[00:50] Anubis**
What's in this box, anyway?
**[00:52] Thoth**
Good question.
**[01:01] Bastet/Sign**
Grin~
***SIGN*** Grin~
**[01:04] Anubis/Sign**
Close.
***SIGN*** Close
**[01:06] Ra**
I would like to think it's...
**[01:10] Ra**
A good one...
**[01:12] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:14] Horus**
Hup,hup, hup!
**[01:16] Set**
Hup, hup, hup....
**[01:19] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:22] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:25] Set**
Hup, hup, hup....
**[01:26] Set**
Hup, hup, hup.
**[01:27] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:30] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup!
**[01:32] Set**
Hup, hup, hup...
***SIGN*** Slide
**[01:37] Set**
N-Now hang on—
***SIGN*** Yo
**[01:39] Set**
Wait—
***SIGN*** There we go
***SIGN*** Oof
**[01:41] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup—
**[01:43] Ra**
This actually reminds me of a funny story.
**[01:46] SFX**
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble...
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[01:49] Wenet**
It's nice and warm today.
**[01:52] Wenet**
Good weather.
**[01:54] Wenet**
When it's toasty like this,
it makes you sleepy...
**[02:01] Wenet**
Zzz... Zzz.... Zzz...
***SIGN*** Sata
**[02:11] Sata**
My throat's in perfect condition!
**[02:13] Sata**
I'll have everyone weak in the knees today!
**[02:15] Ra**
At the time, I thought...
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[02:22] Anubis**
There we go. Everything is ready.
**[02:26] Thoth**
The last big event of the year!
**[02:29] Thoth**
Let's be sure to enjoy it.
***SIGN*** Break time
**[02:42] Ra**
Um... the year has almost come to an end...
**[02:46] Ra**
I would like to think it's been a
good one. What do all of you think?
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[02:51] Ra**
Life is like crossing a dark sea with no
guiding light, one patch of water at a time.
**[02:55] Ra**
That feeling of gradual progress
is something I'm quite fond of,
**[03:02] Ra**
so I found myself on quite
a few boat trips this year.
**[03:06] Ra**
I had a rather good time.
**[03:08] Ra**
That being the case, it's
often debated whether or not
**[03:10] Ra**
the New Year's Day sets the
tone for the rest of the year,
**[03:13] Ra**
and whether or not that is true,
it's an honor to be here
**[03:15] Ra**
as we all express our gratitude
for the rest of the year.
**[03:18] Ra**
Speaking of honor,
**[03:20] Wenet**
Cheers!
**[03:21] Ra**
this actually reminds
me of a funny story...
**[03:21] Everybody**
Cheers!
**[03:23] Everybody**
Good work this year!
**[03:28] Thoth**
And next up is...
**[03:30] Anubis**
The Egyptian gods talent contest!
**[03:33] Anubis**
I'm entry number one, Thoth! Here I go!
**[03:42] Anubis**
I'm entry number two, Anubis. Here's
my super high-speed mummy wrapping!
**[03:49] Anubis**
Ta-da!
**[03:52] Horus**
Okay, I'm next!
**[03:55] Horus**
I'm entry number three—
**[03:57] Set**
Horus!
***SIGN*** Hey
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[04:02] Thoth**
And now for something completely different.
Here's what we've all been waiting for!
**[04:05] Anubis**
Our favorite idol...
**[04:07] Both**
Sata!
**[04:10] Ra**
...I would ask of each of us, is to make
sure that we support each other in a...
**[04:12] Everybody**
Sata!
***SIGN*** Sata is life
**[04:14] Sata**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:16] Crowd**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:23] Apep**
I am Apep! The sovereign
of darkness and chaos!
**[04:27] Apep**
Enjoy yourself while you can, Ra!
**[04:30] Apep**
Be prepared for what
I have in store for next year...
**[04:41] Sata**
Everybody get weak in the knees for me, okay?
**[04:45] Crowd**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:45] Sata**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:51] Medjed**
Sata!
**[05:04] Crowd**
Hey—
**[05:07] Sata**
Hey—
**[05:18] Sata**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[05:22] Crowd**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[05:24] Ra**
That being said, if I go on much longer,
people will start to get bored.
**[05:29] Sata**
Thank you, everyone!
**[05:34] Crowd**
Sata!
**[05:37] Ra**
Cheers!
**[05:38] Everybody**
Cheers!
**[05:41] Narr**
*And there you have it, everyone.*
**[05:43] ---**
* We hope you continue to have fun with with*
* the gang from Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God.*
**[05:52] Trio**
Come see us again!
# Season 2
# E1 - Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD4809/suddenly-welcoming-back-the-egyptian-gods)
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***SIGN*** Season 2
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[00:00] Medjed**
Ohhh! Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods
**[00:06] Ra**
Well, everyone, it's good to see you again!
It's me, your old dad, Ra!
**[00:11] Ra**
Ahem, ahem...
**[00:13] Ra**
It is an honor to be here before
your assembled number here, today.
**[00:15] Medjed**
Butterfly, butterfly!
**[00:18] Set**
You want some?!
**[00:19] Horus**
Why, do you want some?!
**[00:22] Horus**
Seeing my beloved children
**[00:24] Horus**
grow into such fine individuals
brings a tear of pride to my eye, every day.
**[00:26] Toth**
I thought it was glaringly bright.
**[00:28] Anubis**
You don't think it was just kinda... shiny?
**[00:30] Set**
Come on, then! Get some!
**[00:31] Horus**
Still, I'm not quite ready to retire
as the god of the sun just yet,
**[00:32] Horus**
I don't want some! I want none, actually!
**[00:35] Horus**
and it's my intention to continue
to dedicate myself, with gusto.
**[00:38] Horus**
I'm not letting you youngsters outdo me!
**[00:40] Horus**
Yeah!
**[00:45] Horus**
Flop...
**[00:50] Horus**
Well, let the show begin!
**[00:51] Horus**
Heave, ho, heave, ho...
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:58] Narrator**
* I know this is sudden,*
* but it's good to see you all again.*
**[01:02] Narrator**
*Yes, it seems we've met again.*
***SIGN*** Khnum's Pottery Class
**[01:06] Narrator**
* It looks like the Egyptian gods*
* are working and playing hard again, today.*
**[01:18] Anubis**
All right.
**[01:19] Narrator**
* Here we have Thoth and Anubis*
* carrying out their jobs of weighing souls.*
**[01:20] Soul**
Soul!
**[01:22] Soul**
Soul!
**[01:24] Soul**
Soul!
**[01:26] Anubis**
Come on, guys, let's work hard again today...
**[01:30] Narrator**
*That... is you, right, Anubis?*
**[01:31] Anubis**
Yeah, it's me.
**[01:33] Anubis**
Down we go...
**[01:35] Narrator**
*Oh, pardon me.*
**[01:37] Anubis**
It's okay. Now, up...
**[01:40] Thoth**
Anubis, let's take a break.
***SIGN*** Flop Floppy...
**[01:44] Narrator**
*Why are you so worn out, Anubis?*
**[01:48] Anubis**
Well, it started a few days ago...
**[01:52] Sat**
*Thank you all so much!*
**[01:54] Anubis/Thoth**
Yap yap yap yap yap!
**[01:54] Sat**
*I love you all!*
**[01:59] Narrator**
Oh, dear, it looks like
Anubis and Thoth are fighting.
**[02:03] Narrator**
You don't see that, often.
**[02:04] Anubis**
Wrappy wrappy wrappy wrappy!
**[02:17] Anubis**
Aw, shoot, I need to head to work.
**[02:27] Narrator**
* I see. You were so immersed in*
* crafting mummies that you forgot to eat...*
**[02:31] Anubis**
Work...
**[02:33] Anubis**
Still... gotta... work...
**[02:36] Anubis**
Oof, oof...
**[02:37] Thoth**
What am I going to do with you, Anubis?
**[02:40] Anubis**
Gotta work... gotta work...
**[02:43] Thoth**
Anubis, look over here.
**[02:45] Anubis**
Yes?
**[02:47] Thoth**
You are getting oh so sleepy.
**[02:50] Thoth**
You are getting oh so sleepy...
**[02:53] Anubis**
Sleep... sleepy...
**[02:54] Thoth**
You are getting oh so sleepy...
**[02:58] Thoth**
With every swing, swing, swing,
swing you're more sleepy...
**[03:01] Thoth**
Deeper and deeper, you get more sleepy...
**[03:04] Anubis**
Thoth...
**[03:05] Thoth**
Sleepy... sleepy...
**[03:07] Thoth**
Sleep.... slee...
**[03:21] Medjed**
Good grief.
**[03:22] Anubis**
Zzz...
**[03:28] Medjed**
All right, next in line, come on.
**[03:31] Narrator**
* Working together to get the job done;*
* that's teamwork for you.*
**[03:32] Souls**
Soul!
**[03:34] Souls**
Soul!
**[03:36] Souls**
Soul!
**[03:36] Narrator**
*I think?*
**[03:42] Narrator**
*Good morning, Anubis, Thoth.*
**[03:46] Both**
Good morning!
**[03:56] Narrator**
*It looks like they've made up.*
**[03:56] Anubis**
Sorry about before...
**[03:59] Thoth**
It's quite all right, Anubis!
**[03:59] Narrator**
*All's well that ends well.*
**[04:01] Narrator**
* I wonder what they were*
* fighting over, in the first place?*
**[04:01] Anubis**
Aw, Thoth!
**[04:08] Anubis**
So this is an onsen tamago-style egg?
**[04:10] Thoth**
Indeed it is!
**[04:12] Anubis**
Guess I'll eat up!
**[04:15] Anubis**
Hey, I love how gooey it is!
**[04:18] Anubis**
Come on, Thoth, eat yours!
**[04:21] Thoth**
I...
**[04:22] Anubis**
I?
**[04:24] Thoth**
I wanted to eat mine first!
**[04:26] Anubis**
What brought that on?!
**[04:31] Narrator**
*It's wonderful that they've made up.*
**[04:34] Anubis**
Sorry again, Thoth.
**[04:36] Thoth**
Likewise!
**[04:39] Narrator**
* Well, everyone, this might be sudden,*
* but I hope you'll join us again.*
**[04:44] Thoth/Anubis**
Please do!
# E2 - Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3X9WJ/suddenly-hinamatsuri)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[01:00] Trio**
Heave, ho, heave, ho, heave ho!
**[01:00] Narrator**
* I know this is sudden, it seems the Egyptian*
* gods are planning some kind of fun.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
**[01:05] Anubis**
Ready and...
**[01:06] Anubis**
Heave!
**[01:08] Horus/Thoth**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[01:11] Trio**
Heave ho!
**[01:14] Thoth**
That takes care of the preparations.
**[01:16] Anubis**
Yep! Now we all just need to change,
and take a picture to commemorate it!
**[01:21] Horus**
This is for that Japanese
Hinamatsuri holiday?
**[01:23] Anubis**
Yep! Everybody puts on costumes,
eats snacks, and plays around!
**[01:27] Thoth**
But...
**[01:29] Thoth**
Do you suppose the platform's
a little on the big side?
**[01:32] Anubis**
Bigger is better!
**[01:34] Horus**
Good point!
**[01:37] Narrator**
*Medjed, I don't think that's what they meant.*
**[01:42] Anubis**
We need to pick people for roles, too.
**[01:45] Anubis**
There's the emperor, empress,
the three court ladies, the five musicians...
**[01:50] Horus**
Must be nice...
**[01:50] Anubis**
And then...
**[01:51] Horus**
I bet it'd feel great to take a picture
that looks cool, in such a high spot.
**[01:58] Set**
"Heh heh heh heh", three hehs, eh?
**[02:02] Narrator**
*That was four.*
**[02:03] Set**
Four then!
**[02:04] Set**
Very conceited of you to
try and sit on top, Horus.
**[02:08] Set**
There is no one better suited
for that position than me!
**[02:12] Anubis**
So, who gets to sit up top?
**[02:15] Horus**
Here!
**[02:16] Thoth**
What is it, Horus?
**[02:18] Horus**
I wanna sit up top!
**[02:20] Anubis**
What do you think?
**[02:21] Thoth**
I don't see any problem.
**[02:24] Set**
Sneak sneak sneak sneak...
**[02:25] Horus**
Thanks, guys!
**[02:27] Thoth**
So, Horus will be up top...
**[02:32] Set**
As if I'd ever allow Horus to be on top!
**[02:36] Set**
It is the mighty Set who stands above all!
**[02:39] Horus**
How dare you?!
**[02:44] Horus**
Set, you can't just decide
like that! It's selfish!
**[02:47] Set**
Horus! You basically
decided for yourself, too!
**[02:51] Set**
And now you dare call me selfish
for wanting to be on top?!
**[02:56] Horus**
I didn't mean it like that...
**[02:57] Thoth**
It's fine! It's fine!
**[02:57] Anubis**
We don't really care!
**[03:00] Thoth**
We said as much!
**[03:02] Anubis**
Yeah!
**[03:02] Medjed**
The spot's his if he wants it.
**[03:02] Thoth**
It's fine!
**[03:03] Anubis**
We told him!
**[03:04] Set**
How about you guys shut up for a sec?!
**[03:07] Horus**
You almost tricked me!
**[03:09] Horus**
Curse you, Set!
**[03:11] Set**
I probably shouldn't point this out,
but you are kinda gullible...
**[03:15] Horus**
Be quiet!
**[03:17] Horus**
Who are you calling gullible!?
Stupid stupid dummy!
**[03:20] Anubis**
Well, now what do we do?
**[03:23] Thoth**
I've got it!
**[03:24] Thoth**
Hey! Horus and Set!
**[03:31] Horus**
What is this supposed to be?!
**[03:34] Anubis**
What do you mean?
**[03:36] Anubis**
You both wanted to be on top, right.
**[03:37] Set**
I did! But why's he here?!
**[03:37] Horus**
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[03:40] Thoth**
That's how Hinamatsuri goes, apparently.
**[03:43] Set**
Unacceptable!
**[03:45] Anubis**
Horus seems pretty good with it, though.
**[03:47] Horus**
Being on top is the best!
**[03:52] Set**
I can't stand this!
**[03:55] Horus**
So good! So good!
**[03:56] Anubis**
Okay, we're gonna take the photo,
so everybody hold still!
**[04:01] Thoth**
Set. Please stop moving.
**[04:03] Set**
Uh... okay.
**[04:13] Anubis**
All right, then.
**[04:15] Anubis**
Three... two... one...
**[04:18] Anubis**
Say cheese!
**[04:23] Narrator**
*Now, isn't that something?*
**[04:25] Anubis**
I wish Ra could've joined us.
**[04:28] Thoth**
That would've been nice.
**[04:29] Thoth**
It's a shame, but I suppose
we'll just have to add him in.
**[04:33] Narrator**
* It's still impressive,*
* but now it's a little sad, too...*
**[04:37] Anubis**
It turned out great!
**[04:37] Narrator**
* Here's hoping next year*
* the whole gang will be together.*
**[04:39] Thoth**
Indeed it did.
**[04:41] Set**
Next year, I will be the only one on top!
**[04:44] Set**
...on top... on top... on top...
**[04:45] Narrator**
*...So shouts Set.*
# E3 - Suddenly, A Magical Return
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXVN0K/suddenly-a-magical-return)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[01:01] Narrator**
*I know this is sudden, but...*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, A Magical Return
**[01:03] Horus**
It's me, Horus the ace detective!
**[01:05] Thoth**
And his assistant, Thoth!
**[01:06] Horus**
I heard that the Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat
sent advance warning to this museum.
**[01:11] Thoth**
Bastet-Cat?
**[01:12] Anubis**
Indeed! Phantom Thief
Bastet-Cat is a master cat burglar!
**[01:17] Thoth**
And you are?
**[01:18] Anubis**
The museum's director, Anubis!
**[01:21] Anubis**
Here's the letter.
**[01:24] Bastet**
"Today at 10PM,"
**[01:24] [Messenger] Sign**
Today at 10PM, I'm going
to steal the treasured
"Glove of Medjed"
from the Anubis Museum!
**[01:26] Bastet**
"I'm going to steal the treasured
*Glove of Medjed* from the Anubis Museum!"
**[01:30] Horus**
Why did you take a selfie with her?!
**[01:32] Horus**
Aw, come on!
**[01:32] Anubis**
She was so cute, I couldn't resist...
**[01:35] Horus**
We'll have to keep a sharp eye
out until 10PM tonight!
**[01:38] Horus**
You can count on Ace Detective Horus!
**[01:41] Anubis**
Quite reliable!
**[01:43] Medjed**
Segue way~
**[01:51] Medjed**
Segue way!
**[01:55] Narrator**
* Oh, dear. It looks like they've all*
* fallen asleep out of boredom.*
**[01:59] Narrator**
* This could be a perfect chance*
* Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat to strike.*
**[02:03] Narrator**
* Well, I didn't think*
* it was going to be that easy.*
**[02:08] Horus**
That was a good sleep...
**[02:10] Thoth**
Good morning.
**[02:12] Anubis**
I'm achy...
**[02:13] Bastet**
'Morning.
**[02:14] Horus**
Good morning.
**[02:16] Horus**
The phantom thief never showed up.
**[02:18] Thoth**
That's a shame.
**[02:19] Anubis**
Well, why don't we all have a bit of a drink?
**[02:22] Horus**
Oh, thank you!
**[02:24] Horus**
I'll take an orange juice.
**[02:26] Thoth**
I'd like egg juice!
**[02:28] Narrator**
*That's not a thing.*
**[02:29] Thoth**
What a shame...
**[02:30] Bastet**
I'll take apple juice!
**[02:32] Bastet**
Thank you!
**[02:34] Thoth**
Stare...
**[02:35] Horus**
All right, now that we're all
feeling better after some juice,
**[02:38] Horus**
let's catch that Bastet-Cat!
**[02:40] Everyone**
Hip hip hooray!
**[02:46] Narrator**
* After this, they suddenly went their*
* separate ways, like nothing happened.*
**[02:51] Narrator**
*All's well that ends well.*
**[02:57] Narrator**
*This might be sudden, but...*
**[02:58] Thoth**
It's Magical Thoth!
**[03:00] Narrator**
*But don't let anyone know...*
**[03:03] Thoth**
It's a secret!
**[03:04] Narrator**
*Magical Thoth was thinking:*
**[03:07] Thoth**
I want a mascot!
**[03:09] Thoth**
A cute little birdie would be wonderful!
**[03:12] Narrator**
*Couldn't you just do that yourself?*
**[03:13] Thoth**
No, I couldn't!
**[03:15] Sata**
Oh, no... And I have a big concert coming up.
**[03:19] Sata**
But my mic is up in that tree!
**[03:22] Narrator**
*It looks like Sata is in trouble.*
**[03:24] Sata**
I'm in big trouble!
**[03:26] Thoth**
I heard someone was in trouble,
**[03:28] Thoth**
and here's Magical Thoth,
with his mascot, Bastet-Nyan in tow!
**[03:34] Thoth**
I just need to get that microphone, right?
**[03:36] Sata**
You'd do that? Thank you!
**[03:39] Thoth**
Leave it to Magical Thoth!
**[03:42] Thoth**
Magical, logical, calcium!
**[03:49] Thoth**
Floaty float... Floaty float...
**[03:54] Thoth**
Here!
**[03:55] Sata**
Thank you so much!
**[03:57] Narrator**
*That was not very... dynamic.*
**[03:59] Thoth**
As long as it gets the job done!
**[04:01] Sata**
Can I do anything to thank you?
**[04:02] Thoth**
Tsk tsk!
**[04:03] Thoth**
Having magic is about
making other people happy.
**[04:07] Thoth**
Seeing you smile is reward enough!
**[04:08] Sata**
Really?
**[04:10] Bastet**
Hey, can we get tickets to your concert?
**[04:12] Thoth**
Bastet-Nyan?!
**[04:13] Sata**
Sure thing!
**[04:14] Sata**
Here you go.
**[04:19] Sata**
Everyone! Thanks for coming today!
**[04:23] Narrator**
* I guess it doesn't hurt to reward*
* a magician every now and then.*
**[04:27] Thoth**
Magical Thoth is here
to work hard for your smiles!
**[04:31] Thoth**
I hope you'll root for me!
**[04:32] Bastet**
We're working for concert tickets, too!
**[04:35] Thoth**
Ahem...
**[04:36] Thoth**
Magical Thoth is here to work hard
for your smiles, and concert tickets!
**[04:40] Thoth**
I hope you'll root for me!
**[04:42] Narrator**
*That's a little mercenary, isn't it?*
**[04:45] Thoth**
You didn't have to point it out!
# E4 - Suddenly, a late night snack
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU09319/suddenly-a-late-night-snack)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Suddenly, a late night snack
**[01:00] Narrator**
* I know this is sudden,*
* but a pizza has arrived.*
**[01:03] Thoth**
No, no! It's *pizza*!
**[01:05] Narrator**
*A* pizza *has arrived.*
**[01:07] Anubis/Thoth**
*Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!*
**[01:07] Medjed**
Sneak...
**[01:11] Thoth**
Let's all enjoy it! *Together!*
**[01:15] Anubis**
Bastet?
**[01:16] Anubis**
Clack.
**[01:18] Anubis**
Oh, she's asleep.
**[01:20] Thoth**
Indeed she is.
**[01:21] Anubis**
The *pizza* is here!
**[01:25] Thoth**
She's completely out.
**[01:27] Anubis**
Why don't we let her sleep?
**[01:29] Thoth**
Good idea.
**[01:30] Thoth**
Now, before it gets cold...
**[01:32] Medjed**
Stare...
**[01:37] Anubis**
Medjed, wait! We want some too!
**[01:42] Anubis/Thoth**
Pizza is so good!
***SIGN*** A few hours later
**[01:44] Narrator**
A few hours later...
**[01:51] Bastet**
Skritch scratch...
**[01:53] Bastet**
Pizza!
**[01:56] Narrator**
* It looks like the boys*
* left some pizza behind.*
**[02:00] Narrator**
*Will you heat it up?*
**[02:02] Bastet**
A single slice?
**[02:06] Bastet**
Nom nom.
**[02:07] Narrator**
*The pizza was good, despite being cold.*
**[02:13] Bastet**
Pizza...
***SIGN*** We are closed for the day.
**[02:18] Narrator**
* It's too late at night*
* to order pizza, I'm afraid.*
**[02:27] Bastet**
Pancakes...
**[02:33] Wenet**
Snap!
**[02:37] Narrator**
* It's Wenet, the agriculture deity that's*
* sleepy to the point of being nocturnal.*
**[02:44] Wenet**
What's up, Bastet?
**[02:49] Bastet**
Pancakes...
**[02:53] Wenet**
You want to eat some?
**[03:01] Anubis**
Wenet made you—
**[03:02] Thoth**
Pancakes?!
***SIGN*** Fluffy and delicious~
**[03:05] Anubis/Thoth**
Looks so good!
**[03:07] Anubis**
I want some pancakes, too!
**[03:09] Thoth**
As do I!
**[03:10] Medjed**
So fluffy...
***SIGN*** Fluffy and deliciou
***SIGN*** Fluffy and delicio
***SIGN*** Fluffy and delici
**[03:12] Anubis**
I can't wait to try Wenet's pancakes.
**[03:15] Thoth**
Wenet takes a *natural* approach
to cooking, so I'm sure it'll be delicious!
**[03:18] Anubis**
What's a *natural* approach?
**[03:20] Thoth**
Using the bounty of the land and the sun!
**[03:22] Anubis**
The bounty of the land and sun, huh?
**[03:25] Wenet**
Grow well! Yield well!
**[03:30] Anubis**
Wow, huge!
**[03:31] Thoth**
What a wonderful hotcake!
**[03:43] Anubis**
So fluffy!
**[03:45] Fluffy**
Very fluffy!
**[03:46] Medjed**
Fluff~
**[03:48] Trio**
Fluffy!
**[03:49] Bastet**
Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!
**[03:54] Bastet**
Come on, pancakes!
**[03:56] Bastet**
Let's go, pancakes! pancakes!
**[03:57] Trio**
Fluffy...
**[03:57] Trio**
Pan pan pan pancakes!
**[03:59] Trio**
Fluffy...
**[04:00] Trio**
Pancakes!
**[04:03] Trio**
Fluffy...
**[04:08] Narrator**
* Oh, dear. It looks like*
* she's given up, and headed out.*
***SIGN*** Share this amongst
**[04:13] Anubis**
We fell asleep...
**[04:14] Thoth**
We certainly did...
**[04:17] Anubis**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Share this amongst yourselves
**[04:18] Thoth**
What indeed?
***SIGN*** Share this amongst yourselves
***SIGN*** Share this amongst yourselves
***SIGN*** Share this amongst yourselves
**[04:20] Anubis**
Let's see.
**[04:22] Anubis/Thoth**
Pancakes!
**[04:23] Medjed**
Yay! Yay! We got some!
**[04:24] Anubis**
But why?
**[04:25] Thoth**
Maybe Wenet dropped them by!
**[04:27] Anubis**
We should go say thank you, later!
**[04:29] Thoth**
Right! I'll put some tea on...
**[04:31] Thoth**
Wait, where's Bastet?
**[04:32] Anubis**
Huh, where'd she go?
**[04:34] Anubis**
Bastet!
**[04:36] Thoth**
Time for breakfast!
**[04:41] Bastet**
Yummy!
**[04:43] Narrator**
* Bastet was eating pancakes*
* in her dreams, too.*
# E5 - Suddenly, Help From Otter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX958Z/suddenly-help-from-otter)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:11] ---**
S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:15] ---**
S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:19] ---**
My name is Anubis!
**[00:22] ---**
He's a god!
**[00:23] ---**
Hard at work once again today!
**[00:26] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[00:27] ---**
A-see...
**[00:28] ---**
Up he goes!
**[00:29] ---**
A-saw...
**[00:30] ---**
And down...
**[00:31] ---**
A-see!
**[00:32] ---**
And up!
**[00:32] ---**
Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
And Down!
**[00:33] ---**
See! Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
Up!
**[00:34] ---**
Down!
**[00:35] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:38] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:39] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:42] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[00:43] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:46] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:47] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:51] ---**
And now everybody, it's time for the show!
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Help From Otter
**[01:00] Narrator**
* I know this is sudden,*
* but are you all familiar with Otter?*
**[01:06] Narrator**
*Yep, that's the god. A real unsung hero.*
**[01:09] Narrator**
* Otter is always out and about,*
* helping the gods where he can.*
***SIGN*** Boil
**[01:13] Narrator**
*You may not have noticed,*
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
**[01:16] Narrator**
* but he's been there helping out*
* the Egyptian gods this entire time.*
**[01:20] Narrator**
*Here's an example.*
***SIGN*** Here you are
**[01:23] Narrator**
*And another.*
**[01:23] Set**
What do you think you're doing?!
***SIGN*** Whoa
***SIGN*** Whoa
***SIGN*** Whoa
***SIGN*** Whoa
***SIGN*** Whoa
**[01:24] Narrator**
*And even in here.*
**[01:27] Narrator**
* As you can see, he's the reliable Egyptian*
* god you can find just about anywhere.*
**[01:31] Narrator**
*That's Otter, for you.*
**[01:34] Narrator**
* So now, let's shine*
* the spotlight on today's star, Otter.*
**[01:44] Narrator**
*What's the matter?*
**[01:46] Narrator**
*You don't think you deserve it? I see.*
**[01:49] Narrator**
*But you're still the focus, this time, Otter.*
**[01:52] Narrator**
*Make the most of it.*
**[01:57] Ra**
Hey, if it isn't Otter. Good morning.
**[02:06] Narrator**
* I'd really appreciate it*
* you started moving again.*
**[02:11] Ra**
I kind of spaced out there.
**[02:13] Ra**
What's wrong, Otter?
**[02:18] Ra**
Ah, I see, you want to know
if I need any kind of help?
**[02:23] Ra**
Not particularly at the moment.
**[02:25] Ra**
Maybe see if you can help
the other gods with anything.
**[02:34] Ra**
Good morning!
**[02:35] Khunum**
You spooked me!
**[02:38] Ra**
Fun greeting, right? Otter came up with it.
**[03:13] Medjed**
Thank you!
**[03:24] Anubis**
This is rough.
**[03:25] Thoth**
It certainly is.
**[03:34] Anubis**
Hey, Otter! Great timing!
**[03:38] Anubis/Thoth**
Good afternoon!
**[03:44] Anubis**
The thing is, there's three of us,
and one cake.
**[03:47] Anubis**
We want to split it evenly, but...
**[03:52] Bastet**
It doesn't need to be
perfectly portioned, just cut it.
**[03:55] Thoth**
That won't do!
**[03:56] Thoth**
These sort of things
need to be split cleanly!
**[03:58] Anubis**
And that's it! Otter's here!
**[04:03] Thoth**
Slice and dice...
**[04:05] Thoth**
Slice and dice...
**[04:08] Thoth**
And there we have it!
**[04:10] Bastet**
Cake! Cake! Wahoo!
**[04:10] Anubis**
Yay! Yay!
**[04:16] Anubis/Thoth**
Time to eat!
**[04:25] Anubis**
Thanks for that, Otter.
**[04:27] Thoth**
Everything went perfectly with your help.
**[04:29] Bastet**
Bye bye!
**[04:31] Trio**
Bye bye!
**[04:35] Horus**
What am I gonna do?
**[04:38] Narrator**
*If something good happens to you,*
**[04:41] Narrator**
* it might've been because*
* Otter helped you out, in secret.*
**[04:45] ---**
**
# E6 - Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKG3MZ/suddenly-a-strategy-meeting)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:11] ---**
S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:15] ---**
S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:19] ---**
My name is Anubis!
**[00:22] ---**
He's a god!
**[00:23] ---**
Hard at work once again today!
**[00:26] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[00:27] ---**
A-see...
**[00:28] ---**
Up he goes!
**[00:29] ---**
A-saw...
**[00:30] ---**
And down...
**[00:31] ---**
A-see!
**[00:32] ---**
And up!
**[00:32] ---**
Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
And Down!
**[00:33] ---**
See! Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
Up!
**[00:34] ---**
Down!
**[00:35] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:38] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:39] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:42] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[00:43] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:46] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:47] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:51] ---**
And now everybody, it's time for the show!
**[01:02] Narrator**
*Where there is light, there is darkness.*
**[01:04] Narrator**
*And where there is Ra, there is also Apep.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
**[01:07] Narrator**
*Apep is the incarnation of darkness and evil,*
**[01:10] Narrator**
* and existed in the primordial waters*
* before the world itself was created.*
**[01:16] Apep**
It is I, Apep!
**[01:18] Apep**
And yes, I was born before
everyone's so-called father, Ra!
**[01:23] Narrator**
*Does that make you everyone's grandpa, Apep?*
**[01:27] Apep**
G-Grandpa?
**[01:28] Apep**
It does not! ...I think.
**[01:32] Apep**
My beloved chaos, the time has come
for my long-awaited vengeance.
**[01:38] Apep**
That being the case,
**[01:40] Apep**
we will hereby commence this
"What do I need to do to beat Ra?" meeting.
**[01:45] Anubis**
Sata! Sata, your tail is showing!
**[01:48] Sata**
Oh, pardon me. There we go...
**[01:51] Apep**
Is Sata around?
**[01:53] Thoth**
She is not!
**[01:54] Narrator**
*Actually, the whole gang's here.*
**[01:57] Apep**
Right then, does anyone have any brilliant
ideas as to how I can beat Ra?
**[02:02] Anubis**
Me!
**[02:03] Anubis**
I think it'd be good if you
beat him in rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:05] Thoth**
That would result in a quick,
definitive victory.
**[02:09] Thoth**
All right, here we go!
**[02:11] Thoth**
Rock paper...
**[02:12] Ra/Apep**
Scissors!
**[02:13] Narrator**
*Who exactly won here?*
**[02:18] Apep**
Any other suggestions?
**[02:20] Bastet**
An eating contest!
**[02:23] Wenet**
This will be your appetizer,
organic carpaccio.
**[02:27] Ra**
That looks delicious!
**[02:29] Wenet**
Next is your pre-appetizer,
**[02:32] Wenet**
your pre-pre-appetizer,
and then the one that comes before that.
**[02:35] Ra**
I wonder if I can make it to desert?
**[02:39] Apep**
I challenge you to see
who can eat the most, Ra!
**[02:42] Ra**
And if I win?
**[02:43] Apep**
The loser pays for the winner's meal!
**[02:45] Bastet**
Ready? Go!
**[02:48] Ra/Apep**
Thank you for this food.
**[02:54] Apep**
I am Apep! He whose stomach is chaos itself!
**[02:57] Apep**
What?!
**[02:59] Ra**
Magnificent. It really melts in your mouth.
**[03:03] Ra**
Wenet, you have truly captured
the magic of your ingredients.
**[03:06] Wenet**
I'm glad you really enjoyed it.
**[03:10] Apep**
I've lost...
**[03:11] Narrator**
* It was supposed to be an eating contest,*
* but it looks like he's accepted defeat.*
**[03:16] Medjed**
Here.
**[03:18] Apep**
It costs *this* much?!
**[03:20] Ra**
And it was delicious. Thanks for that.
**[03:24] Apep**
How do I defeat Ra?!
**[03:27] Sata**
Let's see...
**[03:28] Sata**
How about a karaoke battle?
**[03:32] Narrator**
*For whose sake did he leave on that journey?*
**[03:35] Narrator**
*For whose sake, is he all alone?*
**[03:38] Narrator**
* Spending day and night aboard a tiny boat,*
* hoping to protect everyone's happiness.*
**[03:43] Narrator**
*Let's now hear "Egyptian Winter Scene."*
**[03:51] Anubis**
Wow!
**[03:54] Toth**
I can't stop crying!
**[03:56] Medjed**
Bravo!
**[03:58] Bastet**
90 points!
**[04:03] Ra**
Yo, yo, check it out.
**[04:05] Ra**
Here we go, yeah...
**[04:07] Ra**
I'm on the Nile in the winter,
a place you never been near,
**[04:10] Ra**
'cuz if you had been born here,
you wouldn't be sitting in the rear!
**[04:13] Everyone**
He's rapping!
**[04:15] Bastet**
91 points!
**[04:17] Apep**
I won!
**[04:20] Apep**
Have you learned your place now, Ra?!
**[04:22] Ra**
Yes, that was a wonderful rap.
**[04:28] Sata**
I'm singing too!
**[04:31] Bastet**
100 points!
**[04:32] Sata**
Thank you!
**[04:34] Apep**
Unbelievable...
**[04:36] Apep**
This won't stand!
We're practicing until morning, Ra!
**[04:40] Ra**
Right!
**[04:42] Narrator**
* And so Apep and Ra went on*
* singing karaoke until the sun came up.*
**[04:46] ---**
**
# E7 - Suddenly, Sobek
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0QM9G/suddenly-sobek)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:11] ---**
S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:15] ---**
S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:19] ---**
My name is Anubis!
**[00:22] ---**
He's a god!
**[00:23] ---**
Hard at work once again today!
**[00:26] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[00:27] ---**
A-see...
**[00:28] ---**
Up he goes!
**[00:29] ---**
A-saw...
**[00:30] ---**
And down...
**[00:31] ---**
A-see!
**[00:32] ---**
And up!
**[00:32] ---**
Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
And Down!
**[00:33] ---**
See! Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
Up!
**[00:34] ---**
Down!
**[00:35] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:38] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:39] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:42] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[00:43] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:46] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:47] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:51] ---**
And now everybody, it's time for the show!
**[01:00] Narrator**
*Lord Sobek.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Sobek
**[01:02] Narrator**
*He's the god that looks like a crocodile.*
**[01:05] Narrator**
* He's incredibly powerful, but most*
* of the time he's relaxing in the water.*
**[01:11] Narrator**
*Wait, are you sleeping?*
**[01:15] Sobek**
Yes, I was. Sorry about that.
**[01:18] Narrator**
*It's all right.*
**[01:19] Narrator**
*I heard you wanted to ask about something?*
**[01:22] Sobek**
Right! I want to make friends.
**[01:25] Narrator**
*I see. You're after friendship, then.*
**[01:28] Sobek**
Spacing out in the water is nice,
but it eventually gets boring.
**[01:33] Narrator**
*I can see how you'd feel that way.*
**[01:36] Narrator**
* Well, let's introduce you*
* to the other Egyptian gods.*
**[01:36] Anubis**
What's this?
**[01:39] Toth**
It's nice to meet you!
**[01:39] Narrator**
*Come along, please.*
**[01:41] Sobek**
Sure!
**[01:43] Horus**
Set, you goober!
**[01:45] Set**
Horus, you nincompoop!
**[01:45] Horus**
Take that, and that, and that!
**[01:47] Set**
You want some?!
**[01:47] Horus**
Goober goober goober!
**[01:49] Set**
You nincompoop!
**[01:50] Sobek**
A fight! I better stop it!
**[01:57] Set**
S-scary...
**[02:00] Horus**
H-hello there.
**[02:01] Sobek**
He said "hello!"
**[02:03] Sobek**
Oh boy, I better respond...
**[02:05] Sobek**
Let's see, uh, I should, um, well...
**[02:13] Sobek**
*Hello.*
**[02:19] Sobek**
*Goodbye.*
**[02:24] Horus**
He was so cool!
**[02:28] Sobek**
That didn't turn out right...
**[02:30] Narrator**
*I wouldn't be so sure.*
**[02:32] Medjed**
Dribble dribble dribble...
**[02:34] Sobek**
What's all that about?
**[02:37] Narrator**
*Looks like he's playing basketball.*
**[02:40] Narrator**
* Maybe if you two played,*
* that'd be a natural way to make friends?*
**[02:44] Sobek**
That's it!
**[02:52] Sobek**
You wanna go?
**[02:54] Medjed**
Yeah.
**[03:00] Sobek**
Rebound!
**[03:01] Medjed**
It's mine!
**[03:03] Sobek**
Dunk!
**[03:08] Sobek**
Good game...
**[03:09] Medjed**
Good game.
**[03:12] Narrator**
*Looks like that's one friend.*
**[03:15] Sobek**
Shoot, I forgot to ask to be friends!
**[03:19] Narrator**
* I bet he'll play with you again,*
* whenever you like.*
**[03:21] Sobek**
You think? I sure hope so.
**[03:26] Wenet**
Zzzz... Snooze...
**[03:31] Sobek**
I'd hate to wake someone up.
**[03:35] Sobek**
There we go.
**[03:52] Wenet**
What's this?
**[03:57] Sobek**
Make friends...
**[04:13] Wenet**
Tap tap.
**[04:16] Wenet**
Care to join me?
**[04:19] Sobek**
Let's do it.
**[04:23] Both**
Grow well!
**[04:25] Both**
Yield well!
**[04:27] Both**
Grow well!
**[04:29] Both**
Yield well!
**[04:31] Both**
Grow well!
**[04:32] Horus**
That looks like fun!
**[04:33] Both**
Yield well!
**[04:36] All**
Grow well!
**[04:38] All**
Yield well!
**[04:40] All**
Grow well!
**[04:40] Narrator**
* Maybe friends are something you can make*
* casually, without worrying so much.*
**[04:42] All**
Yield well!
**[04:44] All**
Grow well!
**[04:46] All**
Yield well!
# E8 - Suddenly, Bed Head
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNMK5J/suddenly-bed-head)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:11] ---**
S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:15] ---**
S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:19] ---**
My name is Anubis!
**[00:22] ---**
He's a god!
**[00:23] ---**
Hard at work once again today!
**[00:26] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[00:27] ---**
A-see...
**[00:28] ---**
Up he goes!
**[00:29] ---**
A-saw...
**[00:30] ---**
And down...
**[00:31] ---**
A-see!
**[00:32] ---**
And up!
**[00:32] ---**
Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
And Down!
**[00:33] ---**
See! Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
Up!
**[00:34] ---**
Down!
**[00:35] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:38] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:39] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:42] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[00:43] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:46] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:47] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:51] ---**
And now everybody, it's time for the show!
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Bed Head
**[01:00] Narrator**
* I know this is a bit sudden,*
* but we're in the world of the Egyptian gods.*
**[01:05] Set**
Suddenly smooshed.
**[01:08] Set**
How shall I torture Horus today?
**[01:09] Horus**
Good morning!
**[01:11] Horus**
Good morning. Good morning!
**[01:14] Horus**
Good morning.
**[01:17] Set**
Horus, what's up with that?!
Going for a different look?!
**[01:20] Horus**
It was like this when
I woke up this morning, Set.
**[01:23] Horus**
I tried combing it, soaking it, and
drying it, but nothing works.
**[01:29] Set**
Seriously? Bedhead?
**[01:31] Set**
That's a perfect look for a buffoon like you!
**[01:33] Horus**
Yeah, Thoth complimented me too.
**[01:37] (Flashback) Thoth**
It's so *artistic*! Magnificent!
**[01:40] (Flashback) Thoth**
Art should be explosive!
**[01:44] Horus**
...He said.
**[01:46] Set**
Let me fix that mess.
**[01:48] Horus**
Aw, it's fine, leave it like that for today.
**[01:55] Set**
What the...
**[01:56] Horus**
See? It's stubborn.
**[02:05] Set**
Now you really look like a penguin!
**[02:06] Horus**
That's terrible, Set! So mean!
How could you?!
**[02:08] Set**
Here.
**[02:15] Horus**
This is awful...
**[02:17] Narrator**
* It seems that once hair has been*
* pulled out, it won't go back in.*
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Th
**[02:22] Anubis**
The next day.
**[02:23] Thoth**
There's been more deliveries
lately, hasn't there?
**[02:26] Anubis**
Sure have.
**[02:26] Horus**
Good morning, Anubis, Thoth!
**[02:28] Anubis**
Good morning...
**[02:30] Thoth**
Is he a friend of yours, Anubis?
**[02:32] Horus**
It's me, Thoth! Horus.
**[02:38] Horus**
See?
**[02:39] Anubis**
Hey, yeah!
**[02:41] Thoth**
It really is Horus.
**[02:43] Set**
They don't even recognize him without it!
**[02:48] Thoth**
Has that always been detachable?
**[02:50] Horus**
No. It got pulled on until it came out.
**[02:53] Anubis**
Are you gonna be okay?!
**[02:55] Thoth**
I'm not really sure what function
that antennae tuft served, Horus,
**[02:59] Thoth**
but in the case of insects,
they assist in a variety of functions,
**[03:02] Thoth**
like detecting temperature and aroma,
**[03:04] Thoth**
so losing yours may have grave consequences.
**[03:07] Set**
Say what?
**[03:09] Horus**
Oh, no. Am I gonna be okay?
**[03:12] Anubis**
I bet if you eat a lot, rest a lot,
**[03:15] Anubis**
and get a lot of sunlight,
it'll grow back in!
**[03:17] Horus**
I sure hope so. I slept with it, yesterday.
**[03:22] Anubis**
With your hair?
**[03:23] Thoth**
Why?
**[03:24] Horus**
I was hoping I'd wake up
and it'd all turn out to be a dream...
**[03:33] Set**
Hey! Hey you! You've got a knack
for making stuff grow, right?!
**[03:37] Set**
I need your help!
***SIGN*** Snooze Snooze
**[03:39] Wenet**
Snooze snooze...
**[03:41] Set**
Quit snoozing and get up!
**[03:44] Set**
This is getting me nowhere! What do I do?!
**[03:48] Wenet**
Zzz... zzz...
***SIGN*** Horus
**[03:53] Horus**
Horu-snooze...
**[03:57] Set**
Sleeping without a care in the world.
**[03:59] Set**
Grow back. Grow back! Grow back, antennae!
**[04:08] Set**
I fell asleep!
**[04:10] Horus**
Set?
**[04:10] Set**
Eep!
**[04:11] Horus**
Set, are you there?
**[04:13] Set**
N-no!
**[04:14] Horus**
Horus, I need help! My head...
**[04:22] Anubis**
Several days later
***SIGN*** Several days later
***SIGN*** ays later
**[04:27] Horus**
Yay! It's back to normal!
**[04:31] Set**
Can't believe your stupid
Horus butt scared me like that!
**[04:35] Horus**
What'd you say?!
**[04:36] Set**
You want a piece of me, punk?!
**[04:37] Horus**
Who are you calling stupid, stupid?!
**[04:40] Horus**
Stupid stupid stupid!
**[04:40] Medjed**
Yay! Yay!
**[04:42] Narrator**
* It occurs to me that*
* he may have just been molting.*
**[04:45] Horus**
You stupid jerk!
# E9 - Suddenly, a Winter Episode
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV4W5Q/suddenly-a-winter-episode)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:11] ---**
S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:15] ---**
S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[00:19] ---**
My name is Anubis!
**[00:22] ---**
He's a god!
**[00:23] ---**
Hard at work once again today!
**[00:26] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[00:27] ---**
A-see...
**[00:28] ---**
Up he goes!
**[00:29] ---**
A-saw...
**[00:30] ---**
And down...
**[00:31] ---**
A-see!
**[00:32] ---**
And up!
**[00:32] ---**
Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
And Down!
**[00:33] ---**
See! Saw!
**[00:33] ---**
Up!
**[00:34] ---**
Down!
**[00:35] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:38] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:39] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:42] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[00:43] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:46] ---**
Boo-yah!
**[00:47] ---**
S-s-s-s-suddenly!
**[00:51] ---**
And now everybody, it's time for the show!
***SIGN*** Suddenly A Winter Episode
**[01:02] Narrator**
As the weather turns cold,
**[01:04] Narrator**
it looks like the Egyptian gods
have gathered around a campfire.
**[01:08] Anubis**
Staaare...
**[01:12] Thoth**
Staaare...
**[01:15] Bastet**
Staaare...
**[01:18] Medjed**
Staaare...
**[01:21] Medjed**
Flash!
**[01:24] Narrator**
Uh, everyone?
**[01:27] Anubis**
Staaare...
**[01:30] Thoth**
Staaare...
**[01:33] Bastet**
Staaare...
**[01:36] Medjed**
Stare—flash!
**[01:38] Medjed**
Flash!
**[01:39] Narrator**
I'd really appreciate it if you would
move around and talk a bit.
**[01:39] Medjed**
Flash!
**[01:44] Narrator**
Also, it looks like Medjed's beam
is approaching the critical threshold.
**[01:47] Narrator**
Is that okay?
**[01:49] Anubis**
Staring at a campfire is so relaxing.
**[01:53] Thoth**
We believe it has a healing effect.
**[01:57] Bastet**
I wanna roast marshmallows!
**[01:59] Medjed**
Beam, beam, beam!
**[02:01] Medjed**
Caution: control has been lost!
**[02:04] Narrator**
I see. So you weren't just
staring at the campfire.
**[02:08] Narrator**
That aside, Medjed seems to be
in a bit of trouble.
**[02:14] Anubis**
Heave ho heave ho heave ho...
**[02:15] Bastet**
Click.
**[02:16] Medjed**
Beeeam!
**[02:22] Narrator**
Everyone all right?
**[02:24] Anubis**
We're used to it.
**[02:30] Bastet**
I wanna roast marshmallows!
**[02:32] Thoth**
Marshmallows, then? One second, please.
**[02:35] Thoth**
Let's see...
**[02:36] Bastet**
Yay.
**[02:38] Thoth**
Here.
**[02:39] Thoth**
Skewers for all of you.
**[02:40] Anubis**
Thanks.
**[02:41] Anubis**
Toss, toss, toss!
**[02:48] Thoth**
Now then, everyone,
let's roast some marshmallows!
***SIGN*** How to Make S'mores
**[02:52] Narrator**
Now, then, I realize this is sudden, but I'd
like to teach you all how to make s'mores.
**[02:59] Narrator**
First, place some chocolate
on a graham cracker.
**[03:03] Narrator**
Roast a marshmallow over open flames.
**[03:07] Narrator**
Give it a second.
**[03:10] Narrator**
Once the marshmallow is roasted, put it
on top of the graham cracker and chocolate.
**[03:14] Narrator**
Lastly, sandwich the chocolate and
marshmallow with another graham cracker.
**[03:20] Narrator**
And now you have a s'more:
chocolate and roasted marshmallow,
**[03:22] Narrator**
sandwiched between graham crackers.
**[03:26] Everyone**
Time to eat!
**[03:29] Everyone**
Delicious!
**[03:32] Anubis**
Wrap-wrap-wrap!
**[03:35] Thoth**
Egypt...
**[03:40] Narrator**
I understand that your s'mores were yummy,
**[03:42] Narrator**
but I think Medjed is approaching
the danger zone for his beam again.
**[03:47] Thoth/Anubis**
Oh, no!
**[03:48] Anubis**
Heave-ho, heave-ho...
**[03:49] Bastet**
Click.
**[03:50] Medjed**
Beeeam!
**[03:56] Anubis**
Yes, we're quite used to it, indeed.
**[04:05] Everyone**
They really are good!
**[04:08] Medjed**
Burning burning burning...
**[04:08] Narrator**
I'm glad for all of you.
**[04:10] Narrator**
But maybe someone should
put out that fire on Medjed's head?
**[04:26] Narrator**
By all means, go ahead.
It'd be a waste not to.
**[04:38] Narrator**
With the weather being colder
in their neck of the woods,
**[04:41] Narrator**
I hope the Egyptian gods
take care not to get sick.
**[04:44] Everyone**
We will!
# E10 - Another Day, Another Sudden Encounter with the Egyptian Gods
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVX10Z/another-day-another-sudden-encounter-with-the-egyptian-gods)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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My name is Anubis!
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He's a god!
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Hard at work once again today!
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Let's do our best!
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A-see...
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Up he goes!
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A-saw...
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And down...
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A-see!
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And up!
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Saw!
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And Down!
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See! Saw!
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Up!
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Down!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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Boo-yah!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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Come on, come on!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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Boo-yah!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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And now everybody, it's time for the show!
***SIGN*** Another Day, Another Sudden Encounter
with the Egyptian Gods
**[01:01] Anubis**
526, 527, 528, 529...
**[01:16] Sata**
Everyone! Are we doing good?
**[01:18] Everyone**
We are!
**[01:22] Sata**
In that case, let's begin the snowball war,
sponsored by Papa Ra!
**[01:30] Sata**
I'm gonna introduce our players, okay?
**[01:34] Anubis**
I'm gonna do it! Here I go!
**[01:36] Thoth**
I have a 99.9% chance of victory.
***SIGN*** Snow &
***SIGN*** courage
**[01:40] Medjed**
I happen to sknow just what's
needed for a snowball war.
**[01:44] Anubis/Thoth**
Clink!
**[01:46] Bastet**
Click...
**[01:48] Bastet**
Right?
**[01:50] Horus**
I'll do my best!
**[01:52] Set**
Glare...
**[01:53] Wenet**
Zzz... zzz...
**[01:56] Sobek**
Snow's cold, y'know.
**[01:59] Trio**
So cool!
**[02:01] Khunum**
I could use some inspiration.
**[02:09] Sata**
And cheering them all on will be
everyone's favorite idol, me, Sata!
**[02:18] Sata**
And now, Papa Ra
has a few words to share with us.
**[02:23] Ra**
Hey there, everyone, it's your old dad, Ra.
**[02:26] Ra**
I'm glad you joined us today in this—
**[02:27] Sata**
It's time to get this show on the road!
**[02:29] Everyone**
Yeah!
**[02:31] Sata**
And now, ready...
**[02:33] Sata**
Go!
**[02:42] Anubis**
Wow, this is so much fun! Yeah!
**[02:47] Narrator**
* I feel like we just saw*
* a rather incredible thing.*
**[02:54] Medjed**
I like this.
**[02:56] Sata**
Good luck, everyone! Hip hip hooray!
**[03:00] Everyone**
We'll try!
**[03:04] Khunum**
I've got it! I'll make a vase out of snow!
**[03:08] Ra**
Something you need to be careful about
with age is how you lift your luggage.
**[03:14] Ra**
That stuff can be quite heavy!
**[03:18] Apep**
Ra, you careless fool.
**[03:20] Apep**
And now I, the incarnation of chaos, will slam
a snowball into your slack-jawed face!
**[03:25] Set**
Horus is having way too much fun.
**[03:28] Set**
Seems like this is a job for Set!
**[03:32] Narrator**
* It looks like Apep and Set*
* want to join in the snowball war.*
**[03:36] Both**
Wrong!
**[03:44] Set**
Horus! Did you really think you could have
**[03:46] Set**
a snowball war without
mighty Set? Such insolence!
**[03:49] Horus**
What?! You wanna play too?
**[03:52] Set**
I do!
**[03:53] Horus**
Such enthusiasm!
**[03:56] Apep**
As the embodiment of chaos, Ra,
I say that this will be our final battle!
**[04:07] Ra**
Now, let's heat things up,
and get this snowball war started!
**[04:14] Everyone**
Stare...
**[04:15] Ra**
Maybe that was a little too much heat! Sorry!
**[04:20] Anubis**
That was so much fun.
**[04:23] Horus**
I'd love to do it again.
**[04:25] Bastet**
Huh? Where's Medjed?
**[04:37] Narrator**
* And so, the Egyptian gods once begin suddenly*
* having fun, as they enjoy their comfy days.*
**[04:44] Narrator**
*All's well that ends well.*