Season 2

E1 - Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods

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SIGN    Season 2
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[00:00] Medjed
    Ohhh! Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly...
SIGN    Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods
[00:06] Ra
    Well, everyone, it's good to see you again!
    It's me, your old dad, Ra!
[00:11] Ra
    Ahem, ahem...
[00:13] Ra
    It is an honor to be here before
    your assembled number here, today.
[00:15] Medjed
    Butterfly, butterfly!
[00:18] Set
    You want some?!
[00:19] Horus
    Why, do you want some?!
[00:22] Horus
    Seeing my beloved children
[00:24] Horus
    grow into such fine individuals
    brings a tear of pride to my eye, every day.
[00:26] Toth
    I thought it was glaringly bright.
[00:28] Anubis
    You don't think it was just kinda... shiny?
[00:30] Set
    Come on, then! Get some!
[00:31] Horus
    Still, I'm not quite ready to retire
    as the god of the sun just yet,
[00:32] Horus
    I don't want some! I want none, actually!
[00:35] Horus
    and it's my intention to continue
    to dedicate myself, with gusto.
[00:38] Horus
    I'm not letting you youngsters outdo me!
[00:40] Horus
    Yeah!
[00:45] Horus
    Flop...
[00:50] Horus
    Well, let the show begin!
[00:51] Horus
    Heave, ho, heave, ho...
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[00:58] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but it's good to see you all again.
[01:02] Narrator
    Yes, it seems we've met again.
SIGN    Khnum's Pottery Class
[01:06] Narrator
    It looks like the Egyptian gods
    are working and playing hard again, today.
[01:18] Anubis
    All right.
[01:19] Narrator
    Here we have Thoth and Anubis
    carrying out their jobs of weighing souls.
[01:20] Soul
    Soul!
[01:22] Soul
    Soul!
[01:24] Soul
    Soul!
[01:26] Anubis
    Come on, guys, let's work hard again today...
[01:30] Narrator
    That... is you, right, Anubis?
[01:31] Anubis
    Yeah, it's me.
[01:33] Anubis
    Down we go...
[01:35] Narrator
    Oh, pardon me.
[01:37] Anubis
    It's okay. Now, up...
[01:40] Thoth
    Anubis, let's take a break.
SIGN    Flop Floppy...
[01:44] Narrator
    Why are you so worn out, Anubis?
[01:48] Anubis
    Well, it started a few days ago...
[01:52] Sat
    Thank you all so much!
[01:54] Anubis/Thoth
    Yap yap yap yap yap!
[01:54] Sat
    I love you all!
[01:59] Narrator
    Oh, dear, it looks like
    Anubis and Thoth are fighting.
[02:03] Narrator
    You don't see that, often.
[02:04] Anubis
    Wrappy wrappy wrappy wrappy!
[02:17] Anubis
    Aw, shoot, I need to head to work.
[02:27] Narrator
    I see. You were so immersed in
    crafting mummies that you forgot to eat...
[02:31] Anubis
    Work...
[02:33] Anubis
    Still... gotta... work...
[02:36] Anubis
    Oof, oof...
[02:37] Thoth
    What am I going to do with you, Anubis?
[02:40] Anubis
    Gotta work... gotta work...
[02:43] Thoth
    Anubis, look over here.
[02:45] Anubis
    Yes?
[02:47] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy.
[02:50] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy...
[02:53] Anubis
    Sleep... sleepy...
[02:54] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy...
[02:58] Thoth
    With every swing, swing, swing,
    swing you're more sleepy...
[03:01] Thoth
    Deeper and deeper, you get more sleepy...
[03:04] Anubis
    Thoth...
[03:05] Thoth
    Sleepy... sleepy...
[03:07] Thoth
    Sleep.... slee...
[03:21] Medjed
    Good grief.
[03:22] Anubis
    Zzz...
[03:28] Medjed
    All right, next in line, come on.
[03:31] Narrator
    Working together to get the job done;
    that's teamwork for you.
[03:32] Souls
    Soul!
[03:34] Souls
    Soul!
[03:36] Souls
    Soul!
[03:36] Narrator
    I think?
[03:42] Narrator
    Good morning, Anubis, Thoth.
[03:46] Both
    Good morning!
[03:56] Narrator
    It looks like they've made up.
[03:56] Anubis
    Sorry about before...
[03:59] Thoth
    It's quite all right, Anubis!
[03:59] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.
[04:01] Narrator
    I wonder what they were
    fighting over, in the first place?
[04:01] Anubis
    Aw, Thoth!
[04:08] Anubis
    So this is an onsen tamago-style egg?
[04:10] Thoth
    Indeed it is!
[04:12] Anubis
    Guess I'll eat up!
[04:15] Anubis
    Hey, I love how gooey it is!
[04:18] Anubis
    Come on, Thoth, eat yours!
[04:21] Thoth
    I...
[04:22] Anubis
    I?
[04:24] Thoth
    I wanted to eat mine first!
[04:26] Anubis
    What brought that on?!
[04:31] Narrator
    It's wonderful that they've made up.
[04:34] Anubis
    Sorry again, Thoth.
[04:36] Thoth
    Likewise!
[04:39] Narrator
    Well, everyone, this might be sudden,
    but I hope you'll join us again.
[04:44] Thoth/Anubis
    Please do!

E2 - Suddenly, Hinamatsuri

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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[01:00] Trio
    Heave, ho, heave, ho, heave ho!
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden, it seems the Egyptian
    gods are planning some kind of fun.
SIGN    Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
[01:05] Anubis
    Ready and...
[01:06] Anubis
    Heave!
[01:08] Horus/Thoth
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[01:11] Trio
    Heave ho!
[01:14] Thoth
    That takes care of the preparations.
[01:16] Anubis
    Yep! Now we all just need to change,
    and take a picture to commemorate it!
[01:21] Horus
    This is for that Japanese
    Hinamatsuri holiday?
[01:23] Anubis
    Yep! Everybody puts on costumes,
    eats snacks, and plays around!
[01:27] Thoth
    But...
[01:29] Thoth
    Do you suppose the platform's
    a little on the big side?
[01:32] Anubis
    Bigger is better!
[01:34] Horus
    Good point!
[01:37] Narrator
    Medjed, I don't think that's what they meant.
[01:42] Anubis
    We need to pick people for roles, too.
[01:45] Anubis
    There's the emperor, empress,
    the three court ladies, the five musicians...
[01:50] Horus
    Must be nice...
[01:50] Anubis
    And then...
[01:51] Horus
    I bet it'd feel great to take a picture
    that looks cool, in such a high spot.
[01:58] Set
    "Heh heh heh heh", three hehs, eh?
[02:02] Narrator
    That was four.
[02:03] Set
    Four then!
[02:04] Set
    Very conceited of you to
    try and sit on top, Horus.
[02:08] Set
    There is no one better suited
    for that position than me!
[02:12] Anubis
    So, who gets to sit up top?
[02:15] Horus
    Here!
[02:16] Thoth
    What is it, Horus?
[02:18] Horus
    I wanna sit up top!
[02:20] Anubis
    What do you think?
[02:21] Thoth
    I don't see any problem.
[02:24] Set
    Sneak sneak sneak sneak...
[02:25] Horus
    Thanks, guys!
[02:27] Thoth
    So, Horus will be up top...
[02:32] Set
    As if I'd ever allow Horus to be on top!
[02:36] Set
    It is the mighty Set who stands above all!
[02:39] Horus
    How dare you?!
[02:44] Horus
    Set, you can't just decide
    like that! It's selfish!
[02:47] Set
    Horus! You basically
    decided for yourself, too!
[02:51] Set
    And now you dare call me selfish
    for wanting to be on top?!
[02:56] Horus
    I didn't mean it like that...
[02:57] Thoth
    It's fine! It's fine!
[02:57] Anubis
    We don't really care!
[03:00] Thoth
    We said as much!
[03:02] Anubis
    Yeah!
[03:02] Medjed
    The spot's his if he wants it.
[03:02] Thoth
    It's fine!
[03:03] Anubis
    We told him!
[03:04] Set
    How about you guys shut up for a sec?!
[03:07] Horus
    You almost tricked me!
[03:09] Horus
    Curse you, Set!
[03:11] Set
    I probably shouldn't point this out,
    but you are kinda gullible...
[03:15] Horus
    Be quiet!
[03:17] Horus
    Who are you calling gullible!?
    Stupid stupid dummy!
[03:20] Anubis
    Well, now what do we do?
[03:23] Thoth
    I've got it!
[03:24] Thoth
    Hey! Horus and Set!
[03:31] Horus
    What is this supposed to be?!
[03:34] Anubis
    What do you mean?
[03:36] Anubis
    You both wanted to be on top, right.
[03:37] Set
    I did! But why's he here?!
[03:37] Horus
    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[03:40] Thoth
    That's how Hinamatsuri goes, apparently.
[03:43] Set
    Unacceptable!
[03:45] Anubis
    Horus seems pretty good with it, though.
[03:47] Horus
    Being on top is the best!
[03:52] Set
    I can't stand this!
[03:55] Horus
    So good! So good!
[03:56] Anubis
    Okay, we're gonna take the photo,
    so everybody hold still!
[04:01] Thoth
    Set. Please stop moving.
[04:03] Set
    Uh... okay.
[04:13] Anubis
    All right, then.
[04:15] Anubis
    Three... two... one...
[04:18] Anubis
    Say cheese!
[04:23] Narrator
    Now, isn't that something?
[04:25] Anubis
    I wish Ra could've joined us.
[04:28] Thoth
    That would've been nice.
[04:29] Thoth
    It's a shame, but I suppose
    we'll just have to add him in.
[04:33] Narrator
    It's still impressive,
    but now it's a little sad, too...
[04:37] Anubis
    It turned out great!
[04:37] Narrator
    Here's hoping next year
    the whole gang will be together.
[04:39] Thoth
    Indeed it did.
[04:41] Set
    Next year, I will be the only one on top!
[04:44] Set
    ...on top... on top... on top...
[04:45] Narrator
    ...So shouts Set.

E3 - Suddenly, A Magical Return

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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[01:01] Narrator
    I know this is sudden, but...
SIGN    Suddenly, A Magical Return
[01:03] Horus
    It's me, Horus the ace detective!
[01:05] Thoth
    And his assistant, Thoth!
[01:06] Horus
    I heard that the Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat
    sent advance warning to this museum.
[01:11] Thoth
    Bastet-Cat?
[01:12] Anubis
    Indeed! Phantom Thief
    Bastet-Cat is a master cat burglar!
[01:17] Thoth
    And you are?
[01:18] Anubis
    The museum's director, Anubis!
[01:21] Anubis
    Here's the letter.
[01:24] Bastet
    "Today at 10PM,"
[01:24] [Messenger] Sign
    Today at 10PM, I'm going
     to steal the treasured
     "Glove of Medjed"
     from the Anubis Museum!
[01:26] Bastet
    "I'm going to steal the treasured
    Glove of Medjed from the Anubis Museum!"
[01:30] Horus
    Why did you take a selfie with her?!
[01:32] Horus
    Aw, come on!
[01:32] Anubis
    She was so cute, I couldn't resist...
[01:35] Horus
    We'll have to keep a sharp eye
    out until 10PM tonight!
[01:38] Horus
    You can count on Ace Detective Horus!
[01:41] Anubis
    Quite reliable!
[01:43] Medjed
    Segue way~
[01:51] Medjed
    Segue way!
[01:55] Narrator
    Oh, dear. It looks like they've all
    fallen asleep out of boredom.
[01:59] Narrator
    This could be a perfect chance
    Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat to strike.
[02:03] Narrator
    Well, I didn't think
    it was going to be that easy.
[02:08] Horus
    That was a good sleep...
[02:10] Thoth
    Good morning.
[02:12] Anubis
    I'm achy...
[02:13] Bastet
    'Morning.
[02:14] Horus
    Good morning.
[02:16] Horus
    The phantom thief never showed up.
[02:18] Thoth
    That's a shame.
[02:19] Anubis
    Well, why don't we all have a bit of a drink?
[02:22] Horus
    Oh, thank you!
[02:24] Horus
    I'll take an orange juice.
[02:26] Thoth
    I'd like egg juice!
[02:28] Narrator
    That's not a thing.
[02:29] Thoth
    What a shame...
[02:30] Bastet
    I'll take apple juice!
[02:32] Bastet
    Thank you!
[02:34] Thoth
    Stare...
[02:35] Horus
    All right, now that we're all
    feeling better after some juice,
[02:38] Horus
    let's catch that Bastet-Cat!
[02:40] Everyone
    Hip hip hooray!
[02:46] Narrator
    After this, they suddenly went their
    separate ways, like nothing happened.
[02:51] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.
[02:57] Narrator
    This might be sudden, but...
[02:58] Thoth
    It's Magical Thoth!
[03:00] Narrator
    But don't let anyone know...
[03:03] Thoth
    It's a secret!
[03:04] Narrator
    Magical Thoth was thinking:
[03:07] Thoth
    I want a mascot!
[03:09] Thoth
    A cute little birdie would be wonderful!
[03:12] Narrator
    Couldn't you just do that yourself?
[03:13] Thoth
    No, I couldn't!
[03:15] Sata
    Oh, no... And I have a big concert coming up.
[03:19] Sata
    But my mic is up in that tree!
[03:22] Narrator
    It looks like Sata is in trouble.
[03:24] Sata
    I'm in big trouble!
[03:26] Thoth
    I heard someone was in trouble,
[03:28] Thoth
    and here's Magical Thoth,
    with his mascot, Bastet-Nyan in tow!
[03:34] Thoth
    I just need to get that microphone, right?
[03:36] Sata
    You'd do that? Thank you!
[03:39] Thoth
    Leave it to Magical Thoth!
[03:42] Thoth
    Magical, logical, calcium!
[03:49] Thoth
    Floaty float... Floaty float...
[03:54] Thoth
    Here!
[03:55] Sata
    Thank you so much!
[03:57] Narrator
    That was not very... dynamic.
[03:59] Thoth
    As long as it gets the job done!
[04:01] Sata
    Can I do anything to thank you?
[04:02] Thoth
    Tsk tsk!
[04:03] Thoth
    Having magic is about
    making other people happy.
[04:07] Thoth
    Seeing you smile is reward enough!
[04:08] Sata
    Really?
[04:10] Bastet
    Hey, can we get tickets to your concert?
[04:12] Thoth
    Bastet-Nyan?!
[04:13] Sata
    Sure thing!
[04:14] Sata
    Here you go.
[04:19] Sata
    Everyone! Thanks for coming today!
[04:23] Narrator
    I guess it doesn't hurt to reward
    a magician every now and then.
[04:27] Thoth
    Magical Thoth is here
    to work hard for your smiles!
[04:31] Thoth
    I hope you'll root for me!
[04:32] Bastet
    We're working for concert tickets, too!
[04:35] Thoth
    Ahem...
[04:36] Thoth
    Magical Thoth is here to work hard
    for your smiles, and concert tickets!
[04:40] Thoth
    I hope you'll root for me!
[04:42] Narrator
    That's a little mercenary, isn't it?
[04:45] Thoth
    You didn't have to point it out!

E4 - Suddenly, a late night snack

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SIGN    Suddenly, a late night snack
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but a pizza has arrived.
[01:03] Thoth
    No, no! It's pizza!
[01:05] Narrator
    A pizza has arrived.
[01:07] Anubis/Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[01:07] Medjed
    Sneak...
[01:11] Thoth
    Let's all enjoy it! Together!
[01:15] Anubis
    Bastet?
[01:16] Anubis
    Clack.
[01:18] Anubis
    Oh, she's asleep.
[01:20] Thoth
    Indeed she is.
[01:21] Anubis
    The pizza is here!
[01:25] Thoth
    She's completely out.
[01:27] Anubis
    Why don't we let her sleep?
[01:29] Thoth
    Good idea.
[01:30] Thoth
    Now, before it gets cold...
[01:32] Medjed
    Stare...
[01:37] Anubis
    Medjed, wait! We want some too!
[01:42] Anubis/Thoth
    Pizza is so good!
SIGN    A few hours later
[01:44] Narrator
    A few hours later...
[01:51] Bastet
    Skritch scratch...
[01:53] Bastet
    Pizza!
[01:56] Narrator
    It looks like the boys
    left some pizza behind.
[02:00] Narrator
    Will you heat it up?
[02:02] Bastet
    A single slice?
[02:06] Bastet
    Nom nom.
[02:07] Narrator
    The pizza was good, despite being cold.
[02:13] Bastet
    Pizza...
SIGN    We are closed for the day.
[02:18] Narrator
    It's too late at night
    to order pizza, I'm afraid.
[02:27] Bastet
    Pancakes...
[02:33] Wenet
    Snap!
[02:37] Narrator
    It's Wenet, the agriculture deity that's
    sleepy to the point of being nocturnal.
[02:44] Wenet
    What's up, Bastet?
[02:49] Bastet
    Pancakes...
[02:53] Wenet
    You want to eat some?
[03:01] Anubis
    Wenet made you—
[03:02] Thoth
    Pancakes?!
SIGN    Fluffy and delicious~
[03:05] Anubis/Thoth
    Looks so good!
[03:07] Anubis
    I want some pancakes, too!
[03:09] Thoth
    As do I!
[03:10] Medjed
    So fluffy...
SIGN    Fluffy and deliciou
SIGN    Fluffy and delicio
SIGN    Fluffy and delici
[03:12] Anubis
    I can't wait to try Wenet's pancakes.
[03:15] Thoth
    Wenet takes a natural approach
    to cooking, so I'm sure it'll be delicious!
[03:18] Anubis
    What's a natural approach?
[03:20] Thoth
    Using the bounty of the land and the sun!
[03:22] Anubis
    The bounty of the land and sun, huh?
[03:25] Wenet
    Grow well! Yield well!
[03:30] Anubis
    Wow, huge!
[03:31] Thoth
    What a wonderful hotcake!
[03:43] Anubis
    So fluffy!
[03:45] Fluffy
    Very fluffy!
[03:46] Medjed
    Fluff~
[03:48] Trio
    Fluffy!
[03:49] Bastet
    Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!
[03:54] Bastet
    Come on, pancakes!
[03:56] Bastet
    Let's go, pancakes! pancakes!
[03:57] Trio
    Fluffy...
[03:57] Trio
    Pan pan pan pancakes!
[03:59] Trio
    Fluffy...
[04:00] Trio
    Pancakes!
[04:03] Trio
    Fluffy...
[04:08] Narrator
    Oh, dear. It looks like
    she's given up, and headed out.
SIGN    Share this amongst
[04:13] Anubis
    We fell asleep...
[04:14] Thoth
    We certainly did...
[04:17] Anubis
    What's this?
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
[04:18] Thoth
    What indeed?
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
SIGN    Share this amongst yourselves
[04:20] Anubis
    Let's see.
[04:22] Anubis/Thoth
    Pancakes!
[04:23] Medjed
    Yay! Yay! We got some!
[04:24] Anubis
    But why?
[04:25] Thoth
    Maybe Wenet dropped them by!
[04:27] Anubis
    We should go say thank you, later!
[04:29] Thoth
    Right! I'll put some tea on...
[04:31] Thoth
    Wait, where's Bastet?
[04:32] Anubis
    Huh, where'd she go?
[04:34] Anubis
    Bastet!
[04:36] Thoth
    Time for breakfast!
[04:41] Bastet
    Yummy!
[04:43] Narrator
    Bastet was eating pancakes
    in her dreams, too.

E5 - Suddenly, Help From Otter

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly, Help From Otter
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but are you all familiar with Otter?
[01:06] Narrator
    Yep, that's the god. A real unsung hero.
[01:09] Narrator
    Otter is always out and about,
    helping the gods where he can.
SIGN    Boil
[01:13] Narrator
    You may not have noticed,
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
[01:16] Narrator
    but he's been there helping out
    the Egyptian gods this entire time.
[01:20] Narrator
    Here's an example.
SIGN    Here you are
[01:23] Narrator
    And another.
[01:23] Set
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Whoa
[01:24] Narrator
    And even in here.
[01:27] Narrator
    As you can see, he's the reliable Egyptian
    god you can find just about anywhere.
[01:31] Narrator
    That's Otter, for you.
[01:34] Narrator
    So now, let's shine
    the spotlight on today's star, Otter.
[01:44] Narrator
    What's the matter?
[01:46] Narrator
    You don't think you deserve it? I see.
[01:49] Narrator
    But you're still the focus, this time, Otter.
[01:52] Narrator
    Make the most of it.
[01:57] Ra
    Hey, if it isn't Otter. Good morning.
[02:06] Narrator
    I'd really appreciate it
    you started moving again.
[02:11] Ra
    I kind of spaced out there.
[02:13] Ra
    What's wrong, Otter?
[02:18] Ra
    Ah, I see, you want to know
    if I need any kind of help?
[02:23] Ra
    Not particularly at the moment.
[02:25] Ra
    Maybe see if you can help
    the other gods with anything.
[02:34] Ra
    Good morning!
[02:35] Khunum
    You spooked me!
[02:38] Ra
    Fun greeting, right? Otter came up with it.
[03:13] Medjed
    Thank you!
[03:24] Anubis
    This is rough.
[03:25] Thoth
    It certainly is.
[03:34] Anubis
    Hey, Otter! Great timing!
[03:38] Anubis/Thoth
    Good afternoon!
[03:44] Anubis
    The thing is, there's three of us,
    and one cake.
[03:47] Anubis
    We want to split it evenly, but...
[03:52] Bastet
    It doesn't need to be
    perfectly portioned, just cut it.
[03:55] Thoth
    That won't do!
[03:56] Thoth
    These sort of things
    need to be split cleanly!
[03:58] Anubis
    And that's it! Otter's here!
[04:03] Thoth
    Slice and dice...
[04:05] Thoth
    Slice and dice...
[04:08] Thoth
    And there we have it!
[04:10] Bastet
    Cake! Cake! Wahoo!
[04:10] Anubis
    Yay! Yay!
[04:16] Anubis/Thoth
    Time to eat!
[04:25] Anubis
    Thanks for that, Otter.
[04:27] Thoth
    Everything went perfectly with your help.
[04:29] Bastet
    Bye bye!
[04:31] Trio
    Bye bye!
[04:35] Horus
    What am I gonna do?
[04:38] Narrator
    If something good happens to you,
[04:41] Narrator
    it might've been because
    Otter helped you out, in secret.
[04:45] ---
    **

E6 - Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
[01:02] Narrator
    Where there is light, there is darkness.
[01:04] Narrator
    And where there is Ra, there is also Apep.
SIGN    Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
[01:07] Narrator
    Apep is the incarnation of darkness and evil,
[01:10] Narrator
    and existed in the primordial waters
    before the world itself was created.
[01:16] Apep
    It is I, Apep!
[01:18] Apep
    And yes, I was born before
    everyone's so-called father, Ra!
[01:23] Narrator
    Does that make you everyone's grandpa, Apep?
[01:27] Apep
    G-Grandpa?
[01:28] Apep
    It does not! ...I think.
[01:32] Apep
    My beloved chaos, the time has come
    for my long-awaited vengeance.
[01:38] Apep
    That being the case,
[01:40] Apep
    we will hereby commence this
    "What do I need to do to beat Ra?" meeting.
[01:45] Anubis
    Sata! Sata, your tail is showing!
[01:48] Sata
    Oh, pardon me. There we go...
[01:51] Apep
    Is Sata around?
[01:53] Thoth
    She is not!
[01:54] Narrator
    Actually, the whole gang's here.
[01:57] Apep
    Right then, does anyone have any brilliant
    ideas as to how I can beat Ra?
[02:02] Anubis
    Me!
[02:03] Anubis
    I think it'd be good if you
    beat him in rock-paper-scissors!
[02:05] Thoth
    That would result in a quick,
    definitive victory.
[02:09] Thoth
    All right, here we go!
[02:11] Thoth
    Rock paper...
[02:12] Ra/Apep
    Scissors!
[02:13] Narrator
    Who exactly won here?
[02:18] Apep
    Any other suggestions?
[02:20] Bastet
    An eating contest!
[02:23] Wenet
    This will be your appetizer,
    organic carpaccio.
[02:27] Ra
    That looks delicious!
[02:29] Wenet
    Next is your pre-appetizer,
[02:32] Wenet
    your pre-pre-appetizer,
    and then the one that comes before that.
[02:35] Ra
    I wonder if I can make it to desert?
[02:39] Apep
    I challenge you to see
    who can eat the most, Ra!
[02:42] Ra
    And if I win?
[02:43] Apep
    The loser pays for the winner's meal!
[02:45] Bastet
    Ready? Go!
[02:48] Ra/Apep
    Thank you for this food.
[02:54] Apep
    I am Apep! He whose stomach is chaos itself!
[02:57] Apep
    What?!
[02:59] Ra
    Magnificent. It really melts in your mouth.
[03:03] Ra
    Wenet, you have truly captured
    the magic of your ingredients.
[03:06] Wenet
    I'm glad you really enjoyed it.
[03:10] Apep
    I've lost...
[03:11] Narrator
    It was supposed to be an eating contest,
    but it looks like he's accepted defeat.
[03:16] Medjed
    Here.
[03:18] Apep
    It costs this much?!
[03:20] Ra
    And it was delicious. Thanks for that.
[03:24] Apep
    How do I defeat Ra?!
[03:27] Sata
    Let's see...
[03:28] Sata
    How about a karaoke battle?
[03:32] Narrator
    For whose sake did he leave on that journey?
[03:35] Narrator
    For whose sake, is he all alone?
[03:38] Narrator
    Spending day and night aboard a tiny boat,
    hoping to protect everyone's happiness.
[03:43] Narrator
    Let's now hear "Egyptian Winter Scene."
[03:51] Anubis
    Wow!
[03:54] Toth
    I can't stop crying!
[03:56] Medjed
    Bravo!
[03:58] Bastet
    90 points!
[04:03] Ra
    Yo, yo, check it out.
[04:05] Ra
    Here we go, yeah...
[04:07] Ra
    I'm on the Nile in the winter,
    a place you never been near,
[04:10] Ra
    'cuz if you had been born here,
    you wouldn't be sitting in the rear!
[04:13] Everyone
    He's rapping!
[04:15] Bastet
    91 points!
[04:17] Apep
    I won!
[04:20] Apep
    Have you learned your place now, Ra?!
[04:22] Ra
    Yes, that was a wonderful rap.
[04:28] Sata
    I'm singing too!
[04:31] Bastet
    100 points!
[04:32] Sata
    Thank you!
[04:34] Apep
    Unbelievable...
[04:36] Apep
    This won't stand!
    We're practicing until morning, Ra!
[04:40] Ra
    Right!
[04:42] Narrator
    And so Apep and Ra went on
    singing karaoke until the sun came up.
[04:46] ---
    **

E7 - Suddenly, Sobek

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
[01:00] Narrator
    Lord Sobek.
SIGN    Suddenly, Sobek
[01:02] Narrator
    He's the god that looks like a crocodile.
[01:05] Narrator
    He's incredibly powerful, but most
    of the time he's relaxing in the water.
[01:11] Narrator
    Wait, are you sleeping?
[01:15] Sobek
    Yes, I was. Sorry about that.
[01:18] Narrator
    It's all right.
[01:19] Narrator
    I heard you wanted to ask about something?
[01:22] Sobek
    Right! I want to make friends.
[01:25] Narrator
    I see. You're after friendship, then.
[01:28] Sobek
    Spacing out in the water is nice,
    but it eventually gets boring.
[01:33] Narrator
    I can see how you'd feel that way.
[01:36] Narrator
    Well, let's introduce you
    to the other Egyptian gods.
[01:36] Anubis
    What's this?
[01:39] Toth
    It's nice to meet you!
[01:39] Narrator
    Come along, please.
[01:41] Sobek
    Sure!
[01:43] Horus
    Set, you goober!
[01:45] Set
    Horus, you nincompoop!
[01:45] Horus
    Take that, and that, and that!
[01:47] Set
    You want some?!
[01:47] Horus
    Goober goober goober!
[01:49] Set
    You nincompoop!
[01:50] Sobek
    A fight! I better stop it!
[01:57] Set
    S-scary...
[02:00] Horus
    H-hello there.
[02:01] Sobek
    He said "hello!"
[02:03] Sobek
    Oh boy, I better respond...
[02:05] Sobek
    Let's see, uh, I should, um, well...
[02:13] Sobek
    Hello.
[02:19] Sobek
    Goodbye.
[02:24] Horus
    He was so cool!
[02:28] Sobek
    That didn't turn out right...
[02:30] Narrator
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[02:32] Medjed
    Dribble dribble dribble...
[02:34] Sobek
    What's all that about?
[02:37] Narrator
    Looks like he's playing basketball.
[02:40] Narrator
    Maybe if you two played,
    that'd be a natural way to make friends?
[02:44] Sobek
    That's it!
[02:52] Sobek
    You wanna go?
[02:54] Medjed
    Yeah.
[03:00] Sobek
    Rebound!
[03:01] Medjed
    It's mine!
[03:03] Sobek
    Dunk!
[03:08] Sobek
    Good game...
[03:09] Medjed
    Good game.
[03:12] Narrator
    Looks like that's one friend.
[03:15] Sobek
    Shoot, I forgot to ask to be friends!
[03:19] Narrator
    I bet he'll play with you again,
    whenever you like.
[03:21] Sobek
    You think? I sure hope so.
[03:26] Wenet
    Zzzz... Snooze...
[03:31] Sobek
    I'd hate to wake someone up.
[03:35] Sobek
    There we go.
[03:52] Wenet
    What's this?
[03:57] Sobek
    Make friends...
[04:13] Wenet
    Tap tap.
[04:16] Wenet
    Care to join me?
[04:19] Sobek
    Let's do it.
[04:23] Both
    Grow well!
[04:25] Both
    Yield well!
[04:27] Both
    Grow well!
[04:29] Both
    Yield well!
[04:31] Both
    Grow well!
[04:32] Horus
    That looks like fun!
[04:33] Both
    Yield well!
[04:36] All
    Grow well!
[04:38] All
    Yield well!
[04:40] All
    Grow well!
[04:40] Narrator
    Maybe friends are something you can make
    casually, without worrying so much.
[04:42] All
    Yield well!
[04:44] All
    Grow well!
[04:46] All
    Yield well!

E8 - Suddenly, Bed Head

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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly, Bed Head
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is a bit sudden,
    but we're in the world of the Egyptian gods.
[01:05] Set
    Suddenly smooshed.
[01:08] Set
    How shall I torture Horus today?
[01:09] Horus
    Good morning!
[01:11] Horus
    Good morning. Good morning!
[01:14] Horus
    Good morning.
[01:17] Set
    Horus, what's up with that?!
    Going for a different look?!
[01:20] Horus
    It was like this when
    I woke up this morning, Set.
[01:23] Horus
    I tried combing it, soaking it, and
    drying it, but nothing works.
[01:29] Set
    Seriously? Bedhead?
[01:31] Set
    That's a perfect look for a buffoon like you!
[01:33] Horus
    Yeah, Thoth complimented me too.
[01:37] (Flashback) Thoth
    It's so artistic! Magnificent!
[01:40] (Flashback) Thoth
    Art should be explosive!
[01:44] Horus
    ...He said.
[01:46] Set
    Let me fix that mess.
[01:48] Horus
    Aw, it's fine, leave it like that for today.
[01:55] Set
    What the...
[01:56] Horus
    See? It's stubborn.
[02:05] Set
    Now you really look like a penguin!
[02:06] Horus
    That's terrible, Set! So mean!
    How could you?!
[02:08] Set
    Here.
[02:15] Horus
    This is awful...
[02:17] Narrator
    It seems that once hair has been
    pulled out, it won't go back in.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Th
[02:22] Anubis
    The next day.
[02:23] Thoth
    There's been more deliveries
    lately, hasn't there?
[02:26] Anubis
    Sure have.
[02:26] Horus
    Good morning, Anubis, Thoth!
[02:28] Anubis
    Good morning...
[02:30] Thoth
    Is he a friend of yours, Anubis?
[02:32] Horus
    It's me, Thoth! Horus.
[02:38] Horus
    See?
[02:39] Anubis
    Hey, yeah!
[02:41] Thoth
    It really is Horus.
[02:43] Set
    They don't even recognize him without it!
[02:48] Thoth
    Has that always been detachable?
[02:50] Horus
    No. It got pulled on until it came out.
[02:53] Anubis
    Are you gonna be okay?!
[02:55] Thoth
    I'm not really sure what function
    that antennae tuft served, Horus,
[02:59] Thoth
    but in the case of insects,
    they assist in a variety of functions,
[03:02] Thoth
    like detecting temperature and aroma,
[03:04] Thoth
    so losing yours may have grave consequences.
[03:07] Set
    Say what?
[03:09] Horus
    Oh, no. Am I gonna be okay?
[03:12] Anubis
    I bet if you eat a lot, rest a lot,
[03:15] Anubis
    and get a lot of sunlight,
    it'll grow back in!
[03:17] Horus
    I sure hope so. I slept with it, yesterday.
[03:22] Anubis
    With your hair?
[03:23] Thoth
    Why?
[03:24] Horus
    I was hoping I'd wake up
    and it'd all turn out to be a dream...
[03:33] Set
    Hey! Hey you! You've got a knack
    for making stuff grow, right?!
[03:37] Set
    I need your help!
SIGN    Snooze Snooze
[03:39] Wenet
    Snooze snooze...
[03:41] Set
    Quit snoozing and get up!
[03:44] Set
    This is getting me nowhere! What do I do?!
[03:48] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
SIGN    Horus
[03:53] Horus
    Horu-snooze...
[03:57] Set
    Sleeping without a care in the world.
[03:59] Set
    Grow back. Grow back! Grow back, antennae!
[04:08] Set
    I fell asleep!
[04:10] Horus
    Set?
[04:10] Set
    Eep!
[04:11] Horus
    Set, are you there?
[04:13] Set
    N-no!
[04:14] Horus
    Horus, I need help! My head...
[04:22] Anubis
    Several days later
SIGN    Several days later
SIGN    ays later
[04:27] Horus
    Yay! It's back to normal!
[04:31] Set
    Can't believe your stupid
    Horus butt scared me like that!
[04:35] Horus
    What'd you say?!
[04:36] Set
    You want a piece of me, punk?!
[04:37] Horus
    Who are you calling stupid, stupid?!
[04:40] Horus
    Stupid stupid stupid!
[04:40] Medjed
    Yay! Yay!
[04:42] Narrator
    It occurs to me that
    he may have just been molting.
[04:45] Horus
    You stupid jerk!

E9 - Suddenly, a Winter Episode

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:11] ---
    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly A Winter Episode
[01:02] Narrator
    As the weather turns cold,
[01:04] Narrator
    it looks like the Egyptian gods
    have gathered around a campfire.
[01:08] Anubis
    Staaare...
[01:12] Thoth
    Staaare...
[01:15] Bastet
    Staaare...
[01:18] Medjed
    Staaare...
[01:21] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:24] Narrator
    Uh, everyone?
[01:27] Anubis
    Staaare...
[01:30] Thoth
    Staaare...
[01:33] Bastet
    Staaare...
[01:36] Medjed
    Stare—flash!
[01:38] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:39] Narrator
    I'd really appreciate it if you would
    move around and talk a bit.
[01:39] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:44] Narrator
    Also, it looks like Medjed's beam
    is approaching the critical threshold.
[01:47] Narrator
    Is that okay?
[01:49] Anubis
    Staring at a campfire is so relaxing.
[01:53] Thoth
    We believe it has a healing effect.
[01:57] Bastet
    I wanna roast marshmallows!
[01:59] Medjed
    Beam, beam, beam!
[02:01] Medjed
    Caution: control has been lost!
[02:04] Narrator
    I see. So you weren't just
    staring at the campfire.
[02:08] Narrator
    That aside, Medjed seems to be
    in a bit of trouble.
[02:14] Anubis
    Heave ho heave ho heave ho...
[02:15] Bastet
    Click.
[02:16] Medjed
    Beeeam!
[02:22] Narrator
    Everyone all right?
[02:24] Anubis
    We're used to it.
[02:30] Bastet
    I wanna roast marshmallows!
[02:32] Thoth
    Marshmallows, then? One second, please.
[02:35] Thoth
    Let's see...
[02:36] Bastet
    Yay.
[02:38] Thoth
    Here.
[02:39] Thoth
    Skewers for all of you.
[02:40] Anubis
    Thanks.
[02:41] Anubis
    Toss, toss, toss!
[02:48] Thoth
    Now then, everyone,
    let's roast some marshmallows!
SIGN    How to Make S'mores
[02:52] Narrator
    Now, then, I realize this is sudden, but I'd
    like to teach you all how to make s'mores.
[02:59] Narrator
    First, place some chocolate
    on a graham cracker.
[03:03] Narrator
    Roast a marshmallow over open flames.
[03:07] Narrator
    Give it a second.
[03:10] Narrator
    Once the marshmallow is roasted, put it
    on top of the graham cracker and chocolate.
[03:14] Narrator
    Lastly, sandwich the chocolate and
    marshmallow with another graham cracker.
[03:20] Narrator
    And now you have a s'more:
    chocolate and roasted marshmallow,
[03:22] Narrator
    sandwiched between graham crackers.
[03:26] Everyone
    Time to eat!
[03:29] Everyone
    Delicious!
[03:32] Anubis
    Wrap-wrap-wrap!
[03:35] Thoth
    Egypt...
[03:40] Narrator
    I understand that your s'mores were yummy,
[03:42] Narrator
    but I think Medjed is approaching
    the danger zone for his beam again.
[03:47] Thoth/Anubis
    Oh, no!
[03:48] Anubis
    Heave-ho, heave-ho...
[03:49] Bastet
    Click.
[03:50] Medjed
    Beeeam!
[03:56] Anubis
    Yes, we're quite used to it, indeed.
[04:05] Everyone
    They really are good!
[04:08] Medjed
    Burning burning burning...
[04:08] Narrator
    I'm glad for all of you.
[04:10] Narrator
    But maybe someone should
    put out that fire on Medjed's head?
[04:26] Narrator
    By all means, go ahead.
    It'd be a waste not to.
[04:38] Narrator
    With the weather being colder
    in their neck of the woods,
[04:41] Narrator
    I hope the Egyptian gods
    take care not to get sick.
[04:44] Everyone
    We will!

E10 - Another Day, Another Sudden Encounter with the Egyptian Gods

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:11] ---
    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:15] ---
    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:19] ---
    My name is Anubis!
[00:22] ---
    He's a god!
[00:23] ---
    Hard at work once again today!
[00:26] ---
    Let's do our best!
[00:27] ---
    A-see...
[00:28] ---
    Up he goes!
[00:29] ---
    A-saw...
[00:30] ---
    And down...
[00:31] ---
    A-see!
[00:32] ---
    And up!
[00:32] ---
    Saw!
[00:33] ---
    And Down!
[00:33] ---
    See! Saw!
[00:33] ---
    Up!
[00:34] ---
    Down!
[00:35] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:38] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:39] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:42] ---
    Come on, come on!
[00:43] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:46] ---
    Boo-yah!
[00:47] ---
    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
[00:51] ---
    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Another Day, Another Sudden Encounter
    with the Egyptian Gods
[01:01] Anubis
    526, 527, 528, 529...
[01:16] Sata
    Everyone! Are we doing good?
[01:18] Everyone
    We are!
[01:22] Sata
    In that case, let's begin the snowball war,
    sponsored by Papa Ra!
[01:30] Sata
    I'm gonna introduce our players, okay?
[01:34] Anubis
    I'm gonna do it! Here I go!
[01:36] Thoth
    I have a 99.9% chance of victory.
SIGN    Snow &
SIGN    courage
[01:40] Medjed
    I happen to sknow just what's
    needed for a snowball war.
[01:44] Anubis/Thoth
    Clink!
[01:46] Bastet
    Click...
[01:48] Bastet
    Right?
[01:50] Horus
    I'll do my best!
[01:52] Set
    Glare...
[01:53] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
[01:56] Sobek
    Snow's cold, y'know.
[01:59] Trio
    So cool!
[02:01] Khunum
    I could use some inspiration.
[02:09] Sata
    And cheering them all on will be
    everyone's favorite idol, me, Sata!
[02:18] Sata
    And now, Papa Ra
    has a few words to share with us.
[02:23] Ra
    Hey there, everyone, it's your old dad, Ra.
[02:26] Ra
    I'm glad you joined us today in this—
[02:27] Sata
    It's time to get this show on the road!
[02:29] Everyone
    Yeah!
[02:31] Sata
    And now, ready...
[02:33] Sata
    Go!
[02:42] Anubis
    Wow, this is so much fun! Yeah!
[02:47] Narrator
    I feel like we just saw
    a rather incredible thing.
[02:54] Medjed
    I like this.
[02:56] Sata
    Good luck, everyone! Hip hip hooray!
[03:00] Everyone
    We'll try!
[03:04] Khunum
    I've got it! I'll make a vase out of snow!
[03:08] Ra
    Something you need to be careful about
    with age is how you lift your luggage.
[03:14] Ra
    That stuff can be quite heavy!
[03:18] Apep
    Ra, you careless fool.
[03:20] Apep
    And now I, the incarnation of chaos, will slam
    a snowball into your slack-jawed face!
[03:25] Set
    Horus is having way too much fun.
[03:28] Set
    Seems like this is a job for Set!
[03:32] Narrator
    It looks like Apep and Set
    want to join in the snowball war.
[03:36] Both
    Wrong!
[03:44] Set
    Horus! Did you really think you could have
[03:46] Set
    a snowball war without
    mighty Set? Such insolence!
[03:49] Horus
    What?! You wanna play too?
[03:52] Set
    I do!
[03:53] Horus
    Such enthusiasm!
[03:56] Apep
    As the embodiment of chaos, Ra,
     I say that this will be our final battle!
[04:07] Ra
    Now, let's heat things up,
    and get this snowball war started!
[04:14] Everyone
    Stare...
[04:15] Ra
    Maybe that was a little too much heat! Sorry!
[04:20] Anubis
    That was so much fun.
[04:23] Horus
    I'd love to do it again.
[04:25] Bastet
    Huh? Where's Medjed?
[04:37] Narrator
    And so, the Egyptian gods once begin suddenly
    having fun, as they enjoy their comfy days.
[04:44] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.