Season 1 E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Suddenly, Egyptian Gods [00:25] Medjeg     Okay, the end of the line is right here. [00:27] Souls     Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul! SIGN    End of the line [00:29] Souls     Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul! [00:34] Anubis     Alrighty, if you could all     line up single-file... [00:39] Anubis     Thoth, could you please write these down? [00:41] Thoth     Understood, Anubis. I'll handle it. [00:45] Anubis     Now, everyone... [00:46] Anubis     It's judgment time! SIGN    Woo! [00:48] Toth     Woo! [00:49] Anubis     Okay, just hop right on. SIGN    Klonk [00:52] A     Okay, down you go. [00:53] T     Down. [00:53] Souls     Soul... SIGN    Bonk [00:54] Anubis     And up you go. [00:56] T     Up. [00:56] Souls     Soul! SIGN    Klonk [00:57] ---     Klonk [00:57] A     You'll be going down. [00:58] Souls     Soul... [00:58] T     Down. SIGN    Bonk [01:00] Anubis     Up and away! [01:01] T     Up. [01:01] Souls     Soul! SIGN    Klonk [01:02] ---     Klonk [01:03] A     Get on down. [01:03] T     Down. [01:03] Souls     Soul... SIGN    Bonk [01:05] Souls     Soul... [01:05] Anubis     Upy daisy! [01:06] T     Up. [01:07] T     If the next person in line could step up. [01:09] ---     Soul. [01:10] Anubis     Hey, I think Ra is gonna     be back any time now. [01:14] Anubis     Down you go. [01:16] Anubis     I wonder what he brought us. [01:17] Anubis     Up for you. [01:18] T     And up... [01:19] T     Probably another pennant. [01:21] A     I want a wooden sword— Down! [01:23] T     Down. [01:24] A     That'd be nice. [01:26] A     Up you go! [01:27] T     Up... [01:27] T     Why do you want one? [01:35] A     That's a good question. [01:38] SFX Voice     Ding dong, ding dong... [01:42] A     Guess that's it for today. [01:44] T     We'll see you all tomorrow. [01:46] A     See ya! [01:47] Medjed     Come on in, everyone. [01:50] A     Another honest day's work!     Gives me stiff shoulders, I tell ya. SIGN    Crack SIGN    Crack SIGN    Crack SIGN    Crack SIGN    Crack SIGN    Crack [01:55] T     It did, did it? [01:58] A     What should we eat today? [01:58] Scorpion     Scorp... [02:00] T     How does koshary sound? [02:01] Scorpion     Scorp [02:02] A     Didn't we have that yesterday? [02:04] T     I could honestly eat koshary for every meal. [02:07] Scorpion     Scorp scorp scorp! [02:07] A     Let's have koshary, then! [02:09] T     You want to eat here? [02:10] A     Sounds good! [02:10] Scorpion     Scorp scorp... [02:14] A     Hello? Two servings of koshary, please. [02:17] A     What toppings do you want? [02:19] T     I'll take eggs, eggs, and eggs, please. [02:23] Scorpion     Scorp... scorp scorp scorp! [02:23] A     They're asking if you want to substitute     one of those eggs with bacon. [02:29] Medjed     Beam! [02:35] Scorpion     Scorp! [02:38] A     Okay, make one bacon— [03:11] A     They're asking if we mean double bacon. [03:15] T     No! I said egg, egg, and bacon! [03:21] Narration     It's a bit sudden, but this is     the world of the Egyptian gods. SIGN    Suddenly, Anubis [03:42] Narr     Anubis. SIGN    Heh heh heh [03:45] Narr     He is the god of the underworld. [03:49] Narr     Anubis judges the weight of souls. [03:54] A     Wee! [03:55] Narr     While he is certainly having fun,     he is not simply playing around. [03:58] A     Wee! [04:00] A     Wee! [04:00] Medjed?     Bonk! [04:02] Medjed?     Bonk! [04:02] A     Wee! [04:04] A     Wee! [04:04] Narr     Actually, he is. [04:04] Medjed?     Klonk! [04:05] ---     Wee! [04:05] Medjed?     Klonk! [04:07] Medjed     Yo. [04:08] T     Okay. [04:09] Both     Tag! [04:16] A     Zoom! [04:24] A     So floaty... [04:33] A     Hey there, little birdies. Good afternoon! [04:38] A     Bye bye! [04:43] Narr     Huh? Anubis, are you going to be okay? [04:46] Narr     Are you... able to fly? [05:03] Narr     Anubis makes mummies as a hobby. [05:06] Narr     When he gets a day off, he spends     the whole day crafting them. [05:19] Narr     This is Thoth. The god of     wisdom, and Anubis's friend. SIGN    Besties [05:23] Thoth     Besties! [05:25] Narr     Do you have any feelings     about Anubis' mummy-making? [05:28] Thoth     I personally think it's a good idea for     everyone to have at least one hobby. [05:34] Thoth     Or, y'know, every Egyptian god. [05:37] Thoth     Anubis in particular works late      every day, making sure that [05:40] ---     the souls of the dead get where they're going. SIGN    Wrap SIGN    Wrap [05:43] Thoth     He's also got a variety of other solutions [05:46] ---     that he's working on in his     agenda to fix things that— [05:50] Narr     He's turning you into a mummy.     Are you gonna be okay? [05:55] A     Sorry! I got carried away... SIGN    Eheheh [06:01] Narr     Anubis is the slightly mischievous god of the     underworld, whose hobby is mummy-making. E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:26] Nar     I know this is sudden, but welcome     to the world of the Egyptian gods. SIGN    Suddenly, Arriving [00:30] ---     This is Anubis' room. [00:31] Thoth     Around, around and around we go... [00:31] Anubis     Oh yeah... Oh yeah... [00:37] Anubis     That worked up a nice sweat. [00:40] Thoth     It certainly did. [00:43] Anubis     Carbonated drinks fill you up faster, huh? [00:45] Thoth     They sure do. [00:51] Anubis     Hiccup? Or is it hiccough? [00:54] Thoth     Hiccup is the more broadly accepted version. [00:57] Anubis     They're such a drag, though.     Any idea how to get them to stop? [01:02] Thoth     I'm afraid there are things that     even a god of wisdom doesn't know. [01:05] Anubis     I see... [01:08] Anubis     You want some more? [01:10] Thoth     Yes, please. [01:11] Anubis     Okay! [01:12] Anubis     Another bottle... [01:16] Anubis     Here we go! [01:26] Thoth     Anything wrong? [01:29] Anubis     Actually, let me get you some tea— [01:35] Anubis     Y'know, I was wrong,     I think it's in this drawer! SIGN    Heheheh [01:55] Thoth     Huh? What about the tea? [01:58] Anubis     You can't always get what you want. [02:02] Nar     Bastet can be found anywhere. [02:05] Nar     Because this is the somewhat     sudden world of Egyptian gods. [02:08] Anubis     Oh boy... SIGN    Upsy SIGN    Upsy daisy [02:19] Bastet     Click. [02:21] Nar     Here we have the cat goddess, Bastet,     trying her best to look Egystagrammable. SIGN    Suddenly Bastet [02:21] Bastet     Click. Click. Click. Click. [02:31] Nar     She gets bored rather easily. [02:50] Nar     I think she got bored. [03:02] Nar     I think she got bored. [03:23] Nar     She got bored. [03:24] Anubis     I'm pretty sure it's in the... [03:33] Nar     Bastet is always coming     and going unexpectedly. [03:39] Bastet     Stare... [03:41] Thoth     Uh... [03:45] Thoth     Please don't step on my keyboard! [03:48] Nar     I think she got bored. [03:54] Bastet     Click. [04:02] Nar     I think she got bored. SIGN    Bastet: Here I am! [04:04] Nar     Bastet has an account on Egystagram. SIGN    Bastet: Taking a shot with Medjed! SIGN    Bastet: Reowr~ SIGN    Ra_ and 25 others liked this post      View all comments      So cute <3      This made me happy, so precious SIGN    You might want to delete any information that can let people ID you      Okay...      Five minutes ago [04:18] Nar     Oh, dear. She got bored again. [04:22] Nar     That's the whimsical cat goddess, Bastet. E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God SIGN    Suddenly, a Day Off [00:25] Narr     I know this is sudden, but it seems like     Anubis and the gang have the day off. SIGN    Manga [00:30] Anubis     Just do this, and put this here, and... [00:34] Anubis     It's done! [00:35] Thoth     Anubis, is there any place     you'd like to visit? [00:42] Anubis     I wanna see Broadway! [00:45] Anubis     I hear everyone dresses up in     glitzy clothes and goes on parade! [00:48] Thoth     I'm not sure that impression is accurate. [00:51] Nar     Thoth is the god of wisdom. [00:54] Anubis     Where do you wanna go, Thoth? [00:56] Thoth     I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen! [00:58] Anubis     Why? [01:00] Thoth     The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating. [01:02] Anubis     What kinda eggs are those? [01:05] Thoth     They're eggs that you simmer     with the onsen's heat. [01:08] Anubis     That does sound good. [01:13] Anubis     I'm feeling hungry. [01:15] Thoth     What should we get for dinner? [01:19] Anubis     How about pizza? [01:21] Thoth     No, no. It's pronounced pizza. [01:24] Thoth     I like the sound of pizza though! [01:26] Anubis     Pizza! [01:27] Thoth     Pizza! [01:28] Both     Yeahhh! SIGN    Here you go [01:31] Thoth     Pizza! Pizza! [01:31] Anubis     What toppings do you want? [01:33] Thoth     Boiled eggs, half boiled     eggs, and fried eggs! [01:36] Anubis     Okay! [01:36] Thoth     Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! [01:37] [Messenger] Thoth     Phone [01:37] Anubis     If you could get us one of those, please. [01:42] Horus     I'm here with your pizza! [01:44] Thoth     No, no, it's pronounced pizza. [01:46] Horus     I'm here with your pizza! [01:48] Horus     Here you are! [01:49] Anubis     Thanks! [01:50] Both     Pizza! [01:52] Both     Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! [02:06] Anubis     Let's open it! [02:08] Thoth     Please do! [02:18] Anubis     Pi... [02:19] Anubis     zza? [02:20] Medjed     Om nom nom. [02:24] Thoth     Pi... [02:25] Thoth     zza? [02:28] Medjed     Nom. [02:30] Anubis     Slap. SIGN    Slap [02:40] Narr     Thoth. The god of wisdom. SIGN    Suddenly, Thoth [02:44] Narr     He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart. [02:48] Thoth     My IQ is infinity! [02:51] Narr     Not only that, but there's also... [02:54] Thoth     Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret. [02:57] Anubis     Thoth, Thoth! I needed to     ask you about something. [03:01] Thoth     Oh, sure. How can I help you? [03:04] Anubis     Do you have any suggestions     for tonight's meal? [03:07] Thoth     Dinner yesterday was a little excessive      in terms calorie intake goes, [03:12] ---     so a bit of temperance today     would help balance things out. [03:15] Thoth     I recommend eating some fruit, [03:18] Thoth     like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,     raspberries, or blueberries. [03:22] ---     Let's try and eat more produce today. [03:26] Anubis     I get you! [03:29] Horus     Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec? [03:32] Horus     Which scarf do you think looks better? [03:35] Horus     Or should I just buy both? [03:37] Thoth     Purchasing both would provide     you with a contingency plan [03:41] ---     for a situation where you will have an     assessment of either being unavailable, [03:44] Thoth     which makes the issue a moot one,     invalidating any incentive to come to a consensus [03:49] ---     with your friends, yadda yadda yadda,     blah blah blah, s'il vous plaît. [03:52] Thoth     Those are the factors that create     the baseline logic of the inquiry... [03:54] Narr     Thoth knows all kinds of things, so     people often turn to him for advice. [03:57] SFX Sign     Huh! [03:59] SFX Sign     Impressive! [04:00] Thoth     ...which makes it possible! [04:02] Thoth     I'm a reliable adviser! [04:04] Thoth     A-hem! [04:12] Medjed     What is the answer to life,     the universe, and everything? [04:22] Thoth     42. [04:26] SFX Sign     Wow~ [04:30] Narr     Thoth, the god of wisdom. [04:33] Narr     Among the Egyptian gods, he's the     professor-type who has all the answers. [04:37] Narr     Oh, if you're curious about 42,     you can look it up online. E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:25] Horus     Hup, hup, hup, hup... SIGN    Suddenly, Horus and Set [00:27] Narration     I know this is sudden, but this is     the world of the Egyptian gods. [00:31] Narration     Horus is doing his part-time     job. What a hard worker. [00:43] Set     Time to remind you how awesome I am, Horus. [00:46] Set     Crush. SIGN    Sneer [00:48] Narration     Oh, my. It looks like Set is up to something. [00:55] Set     Nom... [00:57] Set     Toss! [00:58] Horus     Whoa, whoa, whoa! [01:00] Set     Here we go! [01:02] Horus     Whoa, whoa, whoa... [01:05] Set     Here we go? [01:06] Horus     Whoa, whoa, whoa... [01:10] Horus     Twirl! [01:14] Horus     Ta-dah! [01:23] Set     Nice skating! [01:25] Horus     Thank you very much! SIGN    Hoshoku-Ya Diner [01:29] Horus     Welcome! SIGN    Menu [01:37] SEt     'Scuse me... [01:38] Horus     Oh, certainly! What can I get you? [01:41] Set     Can I get, uh, the A combo,     the B combo, C combo, SIGN    Menu [01:43] Set     um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg     steak, some curry, some koshary, [01:46] Set     um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some     fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions, [01:49] ---     hold the onions, some fried chicken,     beef udon, hold the noodles, [01:52] Set     oh, and for the katsudon, could you     hold the katsu and do double rice? [01:54] ---     And then some fried eggplant,     then cancel the fried chicken, [01:55] ---     and some stir-fried vegetables, and then     also some ramen and dandan noodles, [01:57] Set     and actually throw in that C     combo again and add the D combo, [01:59] ---     and then the grilled fish meal and some      Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce. [02:02] Set     And on second thought, make that     katsudon heavy on the katsu! [02:04] ---     And I'm short on time,     so make it snappy, please. [02:06] Horus     O-Okay! SIGN    Snicker [02:10] Set     Now let the confusion sink in!     And if you take a second too long... [02:14] Horus     Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... SIGN    Cut SIGN    Stir-fry SIGN    Boil SIGN    Cut SIGN    Stir-fry SIGN    Boil SIGN    Cut SIGN    Stir-fry SIGN    Boil SIGN    Here SIGN    Here SIGN    Here SIGN    Here [02:34] Set     Ding... [02:36] Horus     Here you are! [02:38] Horus     Your large serving of katsudon! [02:41] Horus     Bow. SIGN    Bow [02:46] Set     You are a speed star! SIGN    Safety first [02:49] Barricade sign     Shovel... Shovel... shovel... SIGN    Heheheh SIGN    Pitfall [02:57] Horus     Ding ding! SIGN    Huge success! [02:59] Sign/Horus     Huge success! SIGN    Heheheh [03:03] Set     Dig! Dig! Dig! SIGN    Pitfall SIGN    Pitfall [03:09] Horus     Ding ding! [03:11] Horus     Ding ding! [03:12] Horus     Ding— [03:16] Set     Yes! I did it! [03:18] Set     I did it, I did it, I did it! [03:21] Set     Horus is dumb, dumb, dumb! [03:32] Set     I did it, I did it, I did it! [03:40] Set     It's fantastic. SIGN    Suddenly, Bad Blood [03:58] Narr     Horus. [03:59] Narr     And Set. [04:02] Narr     The two of them are rivals,     and they don't get along at all. [04:05] Both     Hmph! [04:07] Nar     Horus has the head of a falcon,     and is a very strong god. [04:13] Horus     Pretty cool, huh? [04:14] Set     You look like a penguin to me. SIGN    Ticked [04:16] Horus     A penguin...? [04:18] Narr     Set is the god of destruction, and has a     variety of animal heads, including a jackal's. [04:25] Set     Exactly. And I am super cool! [04:29] Narr     As Horus' rival, he's often plotting trouble. [04:33] Horus     Seriously, he's always starting something! [04:35] Set     Urgh. [04:36] Set     When have I ever caused trouble?! [04:38] Horus     All the time! I mean, the other day... [04:51] Horus     See?! That's pretty bad! [04:52] Set     Whatever! I only did that because... [04:55] Horus     Because what?! [04:56] Narration     Uh... well, as you can see,     they don't get along. [05:01] Horus     You're such a jerk! Think     about what you've done! E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:27] Nar     I know this is sudden, but this is     the world of the Egyptian gods. SIGN    Suddenly, Ra and Apep [00:30] Nar     And the father of all the gods, Ra,     is almost done with his latest trip. [00:39] Ra     The waves are nice and calm today. [00:42] Ra     I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back     this time. I hope the kids like them. [00:55] Medjed     Round and around and around... [01:03] Apep     I am Apep! [01:05] Apep     The embodiment of evil and chaos,     here to spread cha...os? [01:21] Narr     Oh, dear. [01:23] Narr     You really shouldn't spill     chaos all over the ocean. [01:31] Ra     I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,     so I bet even Bastet will be happy. [01:44] Medjed     Twirly, twirly, twirl... [01:44] Ra     Is the wind picking up? [01:52] Apep     Ra! Your voyage ends now! [01:55] Apep     Today, you will breathe your last     as you struggle in my clutches... [02:00] Ra     Come on, wind! Keep it up! [02:04] Ra     Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed, [02:09] Ra     I'm coming home! [02:15] Ra     All right, I'm almost there. [02:19] Ra     Here I come, kids! [02:28] Apep     This time, you actually are finished, Ra! [02:31] Apep     And I will fill the world with chaos! [02:35] Apep     Huh? Wha? [02:36] Apep     Ra? Ra! [02:38] Apep     I can sense him. [02:39] Apep     Curses! Where has he gone?! [02:41] Apep     Stop hiding and face me! [02:44] Apep     Ra! Where are you?! Ra! [02:48] Apep     Where are you hiding?! [02:50] Apep     You coward! [02:51] Apep     Get out here! Ra! [02:53] Chaos     Float... [02:53] Apep     Show yourself! SIGN    Upsy SIGN    Upsy Daisy [03:08] Nar     News has spread that everyone's dad,     Ra, will be arriving soon. SIGN    Suddenly, Souvenirs [03:14] Nar     The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting. [03:19] Anubis     Should be any time now, right? [03:20] Thoth     I believe so. [03:22] Horus     I'm looking forward to the souvenirs. [03:24] Thoth     The... souvenirs, right... [03:27] Thoth     I believe last time we got... [03:29] Anbunis     Pennants, right? [03:31] Bastet     Wait, those weren't dust rags? [03:33] Thoth     That's not the intended use, no. [03:36] Anubis     Hey, he's back! [03:40] Ra     Tap. SIGN    Tap [03:43] Ra     I'm home, everybody! [03:48] Horus     Hug! SIGN    Pat [03:49] Ra     I'm home, Horus. SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [03:51] Horus     Welcome back! SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [03:53] Ra     I'm home, Anubis! SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [03:55] Anubis     Welcome home! [03:57] Ra     I'm home, Thoth. SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [03:59] Thoth     It's good to have you back. SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [04:01] Ra     I'm home, Medjed. SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [04:04] Medjed     Welcome home. SIGN    Pat [04:05] Ra     I'm home, Bastet! SIGN    Pat [04:09] Bastet     W-Welcome b-back. [04:11] Ra     It was a wonderful trip. [04:14] Ra     Have you all been well? [04:16] Everyone but thoth     Yeah! [04:16] Thoth     We have! [04:18] Ra     Good, good. [04:19] Ra     I'm glad to hear it. [04:22] Ra     Now, I know what you're waiting for... [04:23] Ra     It's time for souvenirs! SIGN    Here [04:26] Everyone     Yay! SIGN    Yay [04:27] Ra     Okay, then. [04:29] Ra     Everyone, line up, please. [04:32] Everyone     Okay! [04:34] Ra     I picked up some t-shirts     from a foreign country. SIGN    Dog [04:37] Ra     What do you think? Pretty cool, right? [04:39] Anunbis     Dog... SIGN    Tottori [04:40] Ra     Here you are, Thoth. [04:41] Thoth     Thoth-ori... [04:43] Ra     Here's yours, Medjed. [04:44] Medjed     Yay, yay, yay! SIGN    Penguin [04:46] Ra     And yours, Horus. SIGN    Pen... [04:48] Horus     Pen...guin... SIGN    guin... [04:51] Ra     Yours looks great on you, Bastet! SIGN    Mercat [04:53] Ra     Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click! [04:56] Medjed     Yay, yay, yay! [04:57] Ra     I have to say, they suit all of you     just great! Totally Egystagrammable! [05:02] Anubis     Th... Thank you... very much... [05:06] Ra     Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe     I should pick up some more t-shirts next time! [05:11] Everyone except Medjed     Y...Yay? [05:16] Narration     Everyone is happy to have their dad back     from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs... [05:23] Narration     But let's just say the Egyptian gods think     his selections leave room for improvement. E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:31] Nar     I know this is sudden, but     this is the world of the Egyptian gods. SIGN    Suddenly, Magical Thoth     and Phantom Thief Set [00:35] Nar     At least, I think it is? [00:38] Set     You police imbeciles! [00:41] Set     As I warned you, I have stolen this     one-of-a-kind gem, the Eye of Medjed! [00:43] SFX/Medjed     Gleam. [00:46] Set     It was no challenge at all     for Set the Phantom Thief! [00:50] Horus     Freeze, Phantom Thief Set! [00:55] Set     Who goes there?! [00:57] Horus     Trot, trot, trot... [00:59] Horus     My name [01:01] Horus     is Horus, the ace detective! [01:02] Thoth     And I am his assistant, Thoth. [01:05] Thoth     It's a pleasure to meet you. [01:07] Horus     It's the end of the line for you,     Phantom Thief Set! Give it up! [01:13] Set     Do you think you've got me cornered?     You've got a lot to learn! [01:17] Horus     What does that mean?! [01:23] Horus     What?! [01:25] Set     Farewell, Ace Detective Horus! [01:28] Set     Or maybe I should call you...      Ace Defective Horus?! [01:32] Horus     Curse you, Set! [01:36] Thoth     He's stolen the Eye of Medjed,      a one-of-a-kind gem... [01:41] Thoth     I can't let him get away with it! [01:42] Thoth     And that means it's time... [01:44] Thoth     Transfooorm! [01:51] Thoth     Magical Thoth! [01:55] Thoth     I'm going to make sure he gets punished! [01:57] Thoth     That being the case, we're     carrying this into second half. [02:00] Nar     Wait, we are? [02:01] Thoth     Yes! We are! [02:15] Nar     I know this is sudden, but Set's a phantom     thief, Horus is an ace detective, [02:18] ---     and Thoth was his assistant     but is actually... [02:21] Nar     a magical bird! [02:27] SFX/Medjed     Gleam. [02:29] Set     Is this thing really worth that much? [02:31] Thoth     Hold it right there, Phantom Thief Set! [02:34] Set     Who are you?! [02:36] Thoth     I am the mysterious, egg-loving,     mysterious magical Thoth! [02:44] Set     Magical Thoth?! [02:46] Set     And who cares about eggs?!     I happen to hate them! [02:50] Thoth     Urgh! Oh, now you're definitely going to pay! [02:53] Thoth     Eggcellent eggy egg, Thoth Tamago! [03:00] Set     Wh-Wh-What?! [03:05] Set     I seriously hate eggs! [03:10] Set     Curse... you... Magical Thoth... [03:16] Horus     Set! [03:19] SFX/Medjed     Gleam. [03:22] Horus     I'm not sure why, but it looks like I win! [03:25] Thoth     Mr. Horus! [03:26] Horus     Look, Thoth! As you can see,     I've retrieved the Eye of Medjed. [03:31] Thoth     Nicely done, sir! [03:33] Horus     There's no mystery I can't solve! [03:38] Nar     Thoth is a magical bird, [03:41] Nar     but no one can learn the truth. [03:45] Thoth     Don't tell anyone, okay? E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:25] Narration     I know this is sudden, but winter has arrived     in the world of the Egyptian gods as well. SIGN    Suddenly, Kotatsu [00:31] Medjed     Yahoo! [00:36] Narr     And the Egyptian gods are trying to stay     toasty under the kotatsu, in full relaxation mode. [00:44] Horus     So warm... [00:49] Anubis     It really is. [00:54] Thoth     It certainly is warm. [01:00] Bastet     Meow... [01:05] Anubis     It's so warm I can't move... [01:11] Thoth     The room isn't even that     cold... It's so strange. [01:19] Horus     So, so strange... [01:28] Bastet     These satsumas are good. [01:34] Anubis     Oh, we're out of satsumas. [01:40] Horus     Oh, no more satsumas, huh? [01:47] Thoth     That won't do. Satsumas are full of     vitamin C, which is very healthy. [01:55] Thoth     They help with your skin, too. [02:01] Bastet     Satsumas... [02:09] Anubis     Could someone go get some satsumas? [02:14] Sign/Everyone     Pause... SIGN    Pause... [02:20] Horus     Satsumas... [02:24] Bastet     Satsumas, huh? [02:29] Thoth     Satsumas, indeed. [02:34] Bastet     They sure are tasty. [02:39] Horus     I want some satsumas. [02:45] Anubis     So, could someone go get some satsumas? SIGN    Ignore... [02:51] Sign/Everyone     Ignore... [02:56] Anubis     Turn... [02:57] Thoth     Turn... [03:02] Bastet     Satsumas, huh... [03:07] Horus     Satsumas... [03:15] Anubis     Seriously, though, the satsumas... [03:19] Anubis     Satsumas! [03:24] Narr     Even gods have trouble getting out     from underneath a warm kotatsu. [03:30] Anubis     Satsumas... SIGN    Suddenly, Medjed [03:44] Narr     He is the most mysterious     out of all the Egyptian gods. [03:50] Narr     In the Book of the Dead, he stands out     from all the other deities and people, [03:55] ---     even flashing beams from his eyes:     a god that's a bit of an enigma. [04:05] Medjed     Bow. [04:06] Narr     That's Medjed. SIGN    Medjed [04:41] Narr     Medjed's day starts early. [04:43] Medjed     One, two... [04:44] Narr     First is his morning exercise. [04:45] Medjed     Three, four... [04:47] Medjed     Five, six... [04:48] Medjed     Seven, eight... SIGN    Medjed SIGN    Carbonated [04:52] Medjed     That was a nice workout. [04:54] Medjed     Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub... [04:57] Narr     Next is laundry. [04:57] Medjed     Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub... [05:09] Medjed     Perfectly done. [05:15] Medjed     Land. [05:17] Narr     While his laundry dries, he goes for a walk. [05:19] Voice     Egypt... [05:19] Medjed     Walking, walking, walking... [05:24] Voice     America! [05:28] Voice     France. [05:32] Voice     China! [05:36] Voice     Japan! SIGN    Please adopt me [05:59] Medjed     If you don't mind, would you     like to come along with me, [06:03] Medjed     princess? SIGN    Zwing [06:21] Cat     Hop. [06:27] Narr     It looks like his laundry is dry.     The rain must not have fallen here. [06:37] Medjed     I probably should take my bath. [06:48] Medjed     That's some nice water... [06:53] Narr     Medjed wrings his body out,     like he usually does. [06:59] Medjed     There. [07:04] Medjed     Good night. [07:11] Cat     Boing! [07:11] Cat     Land. [07:16] Medjed     It looks like my princess     wants some more attention. SIGN    Zwing [07:22] Cat     Flop. [07:24] Narr     That's the the always-mysterious     god, Medjed. E8 - Suddenly, An Idol / Suddenly, Pottery Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:26] Narration     I know this is sudden, but this     is the world of the Egyptian gods. SIGN    Suddenly, An Idol [00:29] Narration     But right now, there seems to     be some kind of event going on. [00:35] Sata     Yay! [00:38] Sata     Everyone! [00:40] Sata     Thanks for coming out today! SIGN    Sata Life [00:44] Trio     Sata! [00:49] Sata     Thank you. [00:53] Sata     Well, the truth is, today... [00:59] Sata     I have something very, very important [01:01] ---     I want to tell all of you,     my very important fans. [01:06] Trio     What is it?! [01:09] Sata     I've... gotten to have a lot of wonderful     experiences because of you all. [01:17] Sata     I'm... [01:20] Sata     So grateful! [01:24] Anubis     What? What?! [01:26] Sata     I'm... I'm going to... [01:30] Anubis     No way... [01:31] Thoth     Wait, wait... [01:33] Medjed     I-It can't be... [01:35] Sata     I, Sata... am going back     to being a normal girl! [01:42] Thoth     Zwip... [01:46] Trio     Don't quit! [01:48] Sata     Looking back now, so much has happened... [01:52] Sata     During my first performance,     I was so nervous I forgot the lyrics... [01:58] Sata     And I wasn't able to sing. [02:00] Trio     Don't quit! [02:04] Sata     And when I was finally able to sing again,      I got the dance steps wrong... [02:09] Trio     Don't leave the spotlight! [02:12] Sata     And there was the time that     some heckling made me cry— [02:15] Trio     Don't quit!!! [02:17] Sata     But getting to be an idol was— [02:20] Trio     Don't quit! [02:22] Sata     Continuing to be one is— [02:24] Trio     Don't quit! [02:27] Sata     I was— [02:28] Trio     Don't quit!!! [02:32] Sata     Fine! [02:34] Sata     If you're gonna be like that,     then I won't quit after all! [02:41] Sata     Okay, time for another song! [02:43] Sata     Let's go! [02:47] Sata     Hey! Hey! SIGN    The 2752nd Sata Retirement Concert [02:53] Crowd     Hey! Hey! [02:54] Narr     It seems like the Sata retirement     concert ended on a high note. [02:58] Narr     And they all swore to meet     again at the next one. [03:02] Narr     Isn't that nice? SIGN    Khunum Pottery Class SIGN    Suddenly, Pottery [03:17] Khunum     Welcome to the Khunum Pottery Class. [03:20] Khunum     I am Khunum. You three     want to learn about pottery? [03:25] Anubis     Yes, sir! [03:26] Thoth     Please instruct us in the art of pottery! [03:28] Medjed     Every good god dabbles in ceramics! [03:30] Anubis     Please! [03:32] Khunum     Then, from this moment on... [03:36] Khunum     You will refer to me as "master!" [03:38] Khunum     The depths of pottery are limitless! [03:40] Khunum     It brings joy and satisfaction,     hope and despair, [03:42] ---     and I intend to teach you all about it! [03:45] Trio     Yes, Master! SIGN    Turn turn turn [03:47] Khunum     Pottery is about taking your internal     passion and giving it physical form. [03:51] Trio     Yes, Master! [03:52] Khunum     Cast aside all idle thoughts! SIGN    Turn turn turn [03:54] Khunum     You must engage fully with the clay,      and communicate with it! [03:56] Trio     Yes, Master! [03:58] Khunum     You're joining forces with this clay! SIGN    Turn turn turn [03:59] Khunum     You're becoming a single unit with it! [04:01] Trio     Yes, Master! [04:02] Khunum     Fire! [04:03] Khunum     Now it's going into the kiln! [04:05] Trio     Yesh, Mashter! [04:07] Khunum     Keep blowing, now! [04:11] Khunum     My three fundamentals for pottery     are fire, passion, and— [04:15] Trio     We're finished! [04:16] Khunum     Yes, love. [04:19] Khunum     Now, cast your eyes onto your completed     creations and admire them... [04:21] Trio     Admire... [04:23] Khunum     Then take those creations full     of love and admiration... [04:26] Trio     Take them and...? [04:27] Khunum     Smash 'em! SIGN    Boom [04:29] Trio     Yes, Master! [04:30] Khunum     You're not done yet!     Put even more love into them! SIGN    Turn turn turn [04:33] Khunum     We're starting over from the beginning! [04:36] Trio     Yes, Master! [04:36] Khunum     Face the clay! Commune with it!     Become one with it! [04:39] Trio     Yes, Master! [04:40] Khunum     Now, bake, bake, bake! [04:42] Khunum     Be even hotter than that fire! [04:43] Khunum     Blow with everything you've got! [04:44] Trio     Yesh, Mashter! [04:49] Khunum     Keep at it! More blowing!     For all you're worth! [04:51] Trio     Yesh, Mashter! [05:01] Khunum     We're not done yet! [05:05] Trio     We're finished! [05:06] Khunum     Smash! [05:07] Trio     Yes, Master! [05:08] Khunum     Now, keep that wheel spinning! SIGN    Turn turn turn [05:10] Trio     Yes, Master! [05:11] Khunum     The road to Egyptian pottery is a     long, treacherous, and rugged one! SIGN    Khunum Pottery Class [05:15] Trio     Yes, Master! [05:18] Khnum     And that... is how masterpieces... [05:24] Khnum     are made... eventually... [05:28] Trio     Yes... master... [05:29] Khunum     (Right... after a lot more... effort...     they're finished... in time...) [05:31] Narr     Here's hoping the Egyptian gods are able     to finish their masterpieces, some day. E9 - Suddenly, Rice Paddies / Suddenly, Swinging Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:26] Narr     I know this is sudden, but the     Egyptians are working in the fields. SIGN    Suddenly, Rice Paddies [00:30] Narr     Wenet, who is knowledgeable about rice     cultivation, seems to be taking a nap. [00:35] Horus     There, and there, and there... [00:35] Anubis     Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho... [00:35] Medjed     Butterfly... Butterfly...     Butterfly... Butterfly... [00:38] Thoth     This is certainly rough on the back. [00:41] Horus     There! There! There! [00:45] Anubis     Do you think we planted them right? [00:49] Thoth     I believe so. We did just what the book said. [00:53] Anubis     Wenet! Does this look right to you? [00:57] Wenet     Zzz... zzz... [01:04] Anubis     No good. He's totally asleep. [01:06] Thoth     Oh, well. We'll have to manage on our own. [01:10] Anubis     I guess! [01:12] Anubis     Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay... [01:21] Anubis     All right, finally done. [01:23] Thoth     We certainly worked hard. [01:25] Horus     Hooray! [01:26] Anubis     Wenet, we finished planting the rice! [01:27] Medjed     Touchdown. [01:31] Anubis     Wenet? [01:31] Medjed     Wait! [01:33] Everybody     Hey, wake up! [01:34] Medjed     Wait! [01:36] Medjed     Wait! Wait! Butterfly! [01:38] Thoth     He doesn't look like he's going to budge. [01:40] Horus     Well, if we can't wake him up,     let's at least give him a blanket. SIGN    Here [01:46] Horus     That should do it. [01:47] Anubis     We might as well head home. [01:49] Thoth     Good idea. [01:50] Thoth     Medjed! We're gonna head home! [01:57] Anubis     What should we do for dinner? [01:59] Thoth     Good question. Something that comes with eggs! [02:03] Horus     You sure do love eggs, Thoth! [02:14] Wenet     Snap! [02:17] Narr     Oh, it looks like Wenet has finally woken up. [02:28] Wenet     So sloppy... [02:37] Wenet     Vrooooooom-- [02:40] Wenet     Beam! SIGN    Beam! [02:44] Wenet     Growin'! Bounty! SIGN    Shing shing shing [02:48] Wenet     Grooowin'! Bounty! [02:54] Wenet     Grow well! [02:57] Wenet     Yield well! [02:59] Wenet     Grow well! [03:01] Wenet     Yield well! [03:04] Wenet     There you go! There you go! [03:06] Wenet     Just like that! Just like that! [03:09] Wenet     There! SIGN    Crop-plete! [03:11] Wenet     Crop-plete! [03:17] Medjed     Wait! Wait up! [03:17] Anubis     Look at the huge crop we got overnight! [03:19] Medjed     Butterfly! Hang on! [03:20] Horus     We did a great job! [03:22] Thoth     Very, very interesting. [03:23] Anubis     This is awesome! [03:25] Horus     We're gonna get to eat a ton of tasty rice! [03:29] Horus     Wenet's still asleep... [03:31] Anubis     Do you think he's been     asleep since yesterday? [03:33] Medjed     Wait! Wait up! [03:34] Thoth     I think that may not be the case. [03:37] Anubis     Well, whatever! Let's harvest the rice! [03:40] Horus     Yeah, leave it to me! [03:43] Both     Harvest, harvest, harvest! [03:44] Medjed     Butterfly! Wait up! [03:49] Thoth     Thank you for your help. [03:51] Both     Yay! [03:52] Thoth     Yay! [03:54] Wenet     Zzz... zzz... zzz... [04:02] Narr     Wenet's a heavy sleeper, but     he's a very kind-hearted god. SIGN    Upsy SIGN    Upsy Daisy [04:22] Narr     It looks like Anubis and Thoth     are playing in the park. SIGN    Suddenly, Swinging [04:27] Anubis     But, y'know what? [04:29] Anubis     It's all about that! [04:31] Thoth     That, you say? [04:33] Anubis     I seriously think it's the best! [04:36] Thoth     I definitely agree. [04:42] Anubis     It really is something, y'know? [04:45] Thoth     It certainly is! [04:48] Anubis     Hup, and away I go! [04:50] Anubis     Land. [04:51] Anubis     Ta-da! [04:56] Narr     Jumping off the swings is only     allowed if you're an Egyptian god. [04:59] Narr     Humans shouldn't try it at home. [05:03] Thoth     I'll try myself! [05:10] Anubis     Oops. [05:13] Anubis     You okay? [05:14] Thoth     Thank you very much. [05:21] Bastet     Twirly, twirly, twirly! [05:23] Bastet     Land. [05:24] Medjed     10 points. [05:25] Anubis     10 points! [05:26] Thoth     10 points! [05:27] Bastet     I'm good at stuff like this! [05:31] Ra     You know, they used to call me     Ra, the swing jumper! [05:56] Script marks this as SFX?     Flop. SIGN    Twitch twitch [06:03] Ra     There... There's no beating the     passage of time, I guess... SIGN    You okay? [06:09] Anubis     Let's not try anything dangerous anymore. SIGN    You okay? [06:12] Bastet     Good idea. [06:13] Thoth     And remember to always     warm up before exercising. [06:15] Bastet     Good idea. [06:16] Medjed     Safety first. [06:17] Bastet     Good idea. [06:20] Narr     When playing on the swings, always     remember to swing responsibly. [06:23] Narr     That's a promise between     you and the Egyptian gods. E10 - Suddenly, A Banquet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God [00:25] Anubis     Heave... [00:26] Thoth     Ho. [00:27] Anubis     Heave... [00:27] Thoth     Ho. [00:28] Anubis     Heave... SIGN    Suddenly, A Banquet [00:28] Thoth     Ho. [00:29] Narr     I know this is sudden, but the Egyptian gods     are busy getting ready for a big banquet. [00:35] Ra     Ahem... [00:37] Ra     This year... [00:39] Ra     This year has almost come to an end. [00:41] Narr     It looks like Ra is focusing on his speech. [00:43] Ra     I would like to think it's been a     good one. What do all of you think? [00:50] Anubis     What's in this box, anyway? [00:52] Thoth     Good question. [01:01] Bastet/Sign     Grin~ SIGN    Grin~ [01:04] Anubis/Sign     Close. SIGN    Close [01:06] Ra     I would like to think it's... [01:10] Ra     A good one... [01:12] Horus     Hup, hup, hup, hup! [01:14] Horus     Hup,hup, hup! [01:16] Set     Hup, hup, hup.... [01:19] Horus     Hup, hup, hup, hup! [01:22] Horus     Hup, hup, hup, hup! [01:25] Set     Hup, hup, hup.... [01:26] Set     Hup, hup, hup. [01:27] Horus     Hup, hup, hup, hup! [01:30] Horus     Hup, hup, hup! [01:32] Set     Hup, hup, hup... SIGN    Slide [01:37] Set     N-Now hang on— SIGN    Yo [01:39] Set     Wait— SIGN    There we go SIGN    Oof [01:41] Horus     Hup, hup, hup— [01:43] Ra     This actually reminds me of a funny story. [01:46] SFX     Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble... SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet [01:49] Wenet     It's nice and warm today. [01:52] Wenet     Good weather. [01:54] Wenet     When it's toasty like this,     it makes you sleepy... [02:01] Wenet     Zzz... Zzz.... Zzz... SIGN    Sata [02:11] Sata     My throat's in perfect condition! [02:13] Sata     I'll have everyone weak in the knees today! [02:15] Ra     At the time, I thought... SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet [02:22] Anubis     There we go. Everything is ready. [02:26] Thoth     The last big event of the year! [02:29] Thoth     Let's be sure to enjoy it. SIGN    Break time [02:42] Ra     Um... the year has almost come to an end... [02:46] Ra     I would like to think it's been a     good one. What do all of you think? SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet [02:51] Ra     Life is like crossing a dark sea with no     guiding light, one patch of water at a time. [02:55] Ra     That feeling of gradual progress     is something I'm quite fond of, [03:02] Ra     so I found myself on quite     a few boat trips this year. [03:06] Ra     I had a rather good time. [03:08] Ra     That being the case, it's     often debated whether or not [03:10] Ra     the New Year's Day sets the     tone for the rest of the year, [03:13] Ra     and whether or not that is true,      it's an honor to be here [03:15] Ra     as we all express our gratitude     for the rest of the year. [03:18] Ra     Speaking of honor, [03:20] Wenet     Cheers! [03:21] Ra     this actually reminds     me of a funny story... [03:21] Everybody     Cheers! [03:23] Everybody     Good work this year! [03:28] Thoth     And next up is... [03:30] Anubis     The Egyptian gods talent contest! [03:33] Anubis     I'm entry number one, Thoth! Here I go! [03:42] Anubis     I'm entry number two, Anubis. Here's     my super high-speed mummy wrapping! [03:49] Anubis     Ta-da! [03:52] Horus     Okay, I'm next! [03:55] Horus     I'm entry number three— [03:57] Set     Horus! SIGN    Hey SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet [04:02] Thoth     And now for something completely different.     Here's what we've all been waiting for! [04:05] Anubis     Our favorite idol... [04:07] Both     Sata! [04:10] Ra     ...I would ask of each of us, is to make     sure that we support each other in a... [04:12] Everybody     Sata! SIGN    Sata is life [04:14] Sata     Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [04:16] Crowd     Hey! Hey! Hey! [04:23] Apep     I am Apep! The sovereign     of darkness and chaos! [04:27] Apep     Enjoy yourself while you can, Ra! [04:30] Apep     Be prepared for what     I have in store for next year... [04:41] Sata     Everybody get weak in the knees for me, okay? [04:45] Crowd     Hey! Hey! Hey! [04:45] Sata     Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [04:51] Medjed     Sata! [05:04] Crowd     Hey— [05:07] Sata     Hey— [05:18] Sata     Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [05:22] Crowd     Hey! Hey! Hey! [05:24] Ra     That being said, if I go on much longer,     people will start to get bored. [05:29] Sata     Thank you, everyone! [05:34] Crowd     Sata! [05:37] Ra     Cheers! [05:38] Everybody     Cheers! [05:41] Narr     And there you have it, everyone. [05:43] ---     We hope you continue to have fun with with     the gang from Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God. [05:52] Trio     Come see us again!