# Season 1
# E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXZ3G8/suddenly-egyptian-gods--suddenly-anubis)
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***SIGN*** Suddenly, Egyptian Gods
**[00:25] Medjeg**
Okay, the end of the line is right here.
**[00:27] Souls**
Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
***SIGN*** End of the line
**[00:29] Souls**
Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
**[00:34] Anubis**
Alrighty, if you could all
line up single-file...
**[00:39] Anubis**
Thoth, could you please write these down?
**[00:41] Thoth**
Understood, Anubis. I'll handle it.
**[00:45] Anubis**
Now, everyone...
**[00:46] Anubis**
It's judgment time!
***SIGN*** Woo!
**[00:48] Toth**
Woo!
**[00:49] Anubis**
Okay, just hop right on.
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[00:52] A**
Okay, down you go.
**[00:53] T**
Down.
**[00:53] Souls**
Soul...
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[00:54] Anubis**
And up you go.
**[00:56] T**
Up.
**[00:56] Souls**
Soul!
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[00:57] ---**
Klonk
**[00:57] A**
You'll be going down.
**[00:58] Souls**
Soul...
**[00:58] T**
Down.
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[01:00] Anubis**
Up and away!
**[01:01] T**
Up.
**[01:01] Souls**
Soul!
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[01:02] ---**
Klonk
**[01:03] A**
Get on down.
**[01:03] T**
Down.
**[01:03] Souls**
Soul...
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[01:05] Souls**
Soul...
**[01:05] Anubis**
Upy daisy!
**[01:06] T**
Up.
**[01:07] T**
If the next person in line could step up.
**[01:09] ---**
Soul.
**[01:10] Anubis**
Hey, I think Ra is gonna
be back any time now.
**[01:14] Anubis**
Down you go.
**[01:16] Anubis**
I wonder what he brought us.
**[01:17] Anubis**
Up for you.
**[01:18] T**
And up...
**[01:19] T**
Probably another pennant.
**[01:21] A**
I want a wooden sword— Down!
**[01:23] T**
Down.
**[01:24] A**
That'd be nice.
**[01:26] A**
Up you go!
**[01:27] T**
Up...
**[01:27] T**
Why do you want one?
**[01:35] A**
That's a good question.
**[01:38] SFX Voice**
Ding dong, ding dong...
**[01:42] A**
Guess that's it for today.
**[01:44] T**
We'll see you all tomorrow.
**[01:46] A**
See ya!
**[01:47] Medjed**
Come on in, everyone.
**[01:50] A**
Another honest day's work!
Gives me stiff shoulders, I tell ya.
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:55] T**
It did, did it?
**[01:58] A**
What should we eat today?
**[01:58] Scorpion**
Scorp...
**[02:00] T**
How does koshary sound?
**[02:01] Scorpion**
Scorp
**[02:02] A**
Didn't we have that yesterday?
**[02:04] T**
I could honestly eat koshary for every meal.
**[02:07] Scorpion**
Scorp scorp scorp!
**[02:07] A**
Let's have koshary, then!
**[02:09] T**
You want to eat here?
**[02:10] A**
Sounds good!
**[02:10] Scorpion**
Scorp scorp...
**[02:14] A**
Hello? Two servings of koshary, please.
**[02:17] A**
What toppings do you want?
**[02:19] T**
I'll take eggs, eggs, and eggs, please.
**[02:23] Scorpion**
Scorp... scorp scorp scorp!
**[02:23] A**
They're asking if you want to substitute
one of those eggs with bacon.
**[02:29] Medjed**
Beam!
**[02:35] Scorpion**
Scorp!
**[02:38] A**
Okay, make one bacon—
**[03:11] A**
They're asking if we mean double bacon.
**[03:15] T**
No! I said egg, egg, and bacon!
**[03:21] Narration**
* It's a bit sudden, but this is*
* the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Anubis
**[03:42] Narr**
*Anubis.*
***SIGN*** Heh heh heh
**[03:45] Narr**
*He is the god of the underworld.*
**[03:49] Narr**
*Anubis judges the weight of souls.*
**[03:54] A**
Wee!
**[03:55] Narr**
* While he is certainly having fun,*
* he is not simply playing around.*
**[03:58] A**
Wee!
**[04:00] A**
Wee!
**[04:00] Medjed?**
Bonk!
**[04:02] Medjed?**
Bonk!
**[04:02] A**
Wee!
**[04:04] A**
Wee!
**[04:04] Narr**
*Actually, he is.*
**[04:04] Medjed?**
Klonk!
**[04:05] ---**
Wee!
**[04:05] Medjed?**
Klonk!
**[04:07] Medjed**
Yo.
**[04:08] T**
Okay.
**[04:09] Both**
Tag!
**[04:16] A**
Zoom!
**[04:24] A**
So floaty...
**[04:33] A**
Hey there, little birdies. Good afternoon!
**[04:38] A**
Bye bye!
**[04:43] Narr**
*Huh? Anubis, are you going to be okay?*
**[04:46] Narr**
*Are you... able to fly?*
**[05:03] Narr**
*Anubis makes mummies as a hobby.*
**[05:06] Narr**
* When he gets a day off, he spends*
* the whole day crafting them.*
**[05:19] Narr**
* This is Thoth. The god of*
* wisdom, and Anubis's friend.*
***SIGN*** Besties
**[05:23] Thoth**
Besties!
**[05:25] Narr**
* Do you have any feelings*
* about Anubis' mummy-making?*
**[05:28] Thoth**
I personally think it's a good idea for
everyone to have at least one hobby.
**[05:34] Thoth**
Or, y'know, every Egyptian god.
**[05:37] Thoth**
Anubis in particular works late
every day, making sure that
**[05:40] ---**
the souls of the dead get where they're going.
***SIGN*** Wrap
***SIGN*** Wrap
**[05:43] Thoth**
He's also got a variety of other solutions
**[05:46] ---**
that he's working on in his
agenda to fix things that—
**[05:50] Narr**
* He's turning you into a mummy.*
* Are you gonna be okay?*
**[05:55] A**
Sorry! I got carried away...
***SIGN*** Eheheh
**[06:01] Narr**
* Anubis is the slightly mischievous god of the*
* underworld, whose hobby is mummy-making.*
# E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDP00/suddenly-arriving--suddenly-bastet)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:26] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but welcome*
* to the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Arriving
**[00:30] ---**
*This is Anubis' room.*
**[00:31] Thoth**
Around, around and around we go...
**[00:31] Anubis**
Oh yeah... Oh yeah...
**[00:37] Anubis**
That worked up a nice sweat.
**[00:40] Thoth**
It certainly did.
**[00:43] Anubis**
Carbonated drinks fill you up faster, huh?
**[00:45] Thoth**
They sure do.
**[00:51] Anubis**
Hiccup? Or is it hiccough?
**[00:54] Thoth**
Hiccup is the more broadly accepted version.
**[00:57] Anubis**
They're such a drag, though.
Any idea how to get them to stop?
**[01:02] Thoth**
I'm afraid there are things that
even a god of wisdom doesn't know.
**[01:05] Anubis**
I see...
**[01:08] Anubis**
You want some more?
**[01:10] Thoth**
Yes, please.
**[01:11] Anubis**
Okay!
**[01:12] Anubis**
Another bottle...
**[01:16] Anubis**
Here we go!
**[01:26] Thoth**
Anything wrong?
**[01:29] Anubis**
Actually, let me get you some tea—
**[01:35] Anubis**
Y'know, I was wrong,
I think it's in this drawer!
***SIGN*** Heheheh
**[01:55] Thoth**
Huh? What about the tea?
**[01:58] Anubis**
You can't always get what you want.
**[02:02] Nar**
*Bastet can be found anywhere.*
**[02:05] Nar**
* Because this is the somewhat*
* sudden world of Egyptian gods.*
**[02:08] Anubis**
Oh boy...
***SIGN*** Upsy
***SIGN*** Upsy daisy
**[02:19] Bastet**
Click.
**[02:21] Nar**
* Here we have the cat goddess, Bastet,*
* trying her best to look Egystagrammable.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly Bastet
**[02:21] Bastet**
Click. Click. Click. Click.
**[02:31] Nar**
*She gets bored rather easily.*
**[02:50] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
**[03:02] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
**[03:23] Nar**
*She got bored.*
**[03:24] Anubis**
I'm pretty sure it's in the...
**[03:33] Nar**
* Bastet is always coming*
* and going unexpectedly.*
**[03:39] Bastet**
Stare...
**[03:41] Thoth**
Uh...
**[03:45] Thoth**
Please don't step on my keyboard!
**[03:48] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
**[03:54] Bastet**
Click.
**[04:02] Nar**
*I think she got bored.*
***SIGN*** Bastet: Here I am!
**[04:04] Nar**
*Bastet has an account on Egystagram.*
***SIGN*** Bastet: Taking a shot with Medjed!
***SIGN*** Bastet: Reowr~
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Okay...
Five minutes ago
**[04:18] Nar**
*Oh, dear. She got bored again.*
**[04:22] Nar**
*That's the whimsical cat goddess, Bastet.*
# E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV7M12/suddenly-a-day-off--suddenly-thoth)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
***SIGN*** Suddenly, a Day Off
**[00:25] Narr**
* I know this is sudden, but it seems like*
* Anubis and the gang have the day off.*
***SIGN*** Manga
**[00:30] Anubis**
Just do this, and put this here, and...
**[00:34] Anubis**
It's done!
**[00:35] Thoth**
Anubis, is there any place
you'd like to visit?
**[00:42] Anubis**
I wanna see Broadway!
**[00:45] Anubis**
I hear everyone dresses up in
glitzy clothes and goes on parade!
**[00:48] Thoth**
I'm not sure that impression is accurate.
**[00:51] Nar**
*Thoth is the god of wisdom.*
**[00:54] Anubis**
Where do you wanna go, Thoth?
**[00:56] Thoth**
I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen!
**[00:58] Anubis**
Why?
**[01:00] Thoth**
The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating.
**[01:02] Anubis**
What kinda eggs are those?
**[01:05] Thoth**
They're eggs that you simmer
with the onsen's heat.
**[01:08] Anubis**
That does sound good.
**[01:13] Anubis**
I'm feeling hungry.
**[01:15] Thoth**
What should we get for dinner?
**[01:19] Anubis**
How about pizza?
**[01:21] Thoth**
No, no. It's pronounced *pizza*.
**[01:24] Thoth**
I like the sound of pizza though!
**[01:26] Anubis**
Pizza!
**[01:27] Thoth**
Pizza!
**[01:28] Both**
Yeahhh!
***SIGN*** Here you go
**[01:31] Thoth**
Pizza! Pizza!
**[01:31] Anubis**
What toppings do you want?
**[01:33] Thoth**
Boiled eggs, half boiled
eggs, and fried eggs!
**[01:36] Anubis**
Okay!
**[01:36] Thoth**
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
**[01:37] [Messenger] Thoth**
Phone
**[01:37] Anubis**
If you could get us one of those, please.
**[01:42] Horus**
I'm here with your pizza!
**[01:44] Thoth**
No, no, it's pronounced *pizza*.
**[01:46] Horus**
I'm here with your *pizza*!
**[01:48] Horus**
Here you are!
**[01:49] Anubis**
Thanks!
**[01:50] Both**
Pizza!
**[01:52] Both**
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
**[02:06] Anubis**
Let's open it!
**[02:08] Thoth**
Please do!
**[02:18] Anubis**
Pi...
**[02:19] Anubis**
zza?
**[02:20] Medjed**
Om nom nom.
**[02:24] Thoth**
Pi...
**[02:25] Thoth**
zza?
**[02:28] Medjed**
Nom.
**[02:30] Anubis**
Slap.
***SIGN*** Slap
**[02:40] Narr**
*Thoth. The god of wisdom.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Thoth
**[02:44] Narr**
*He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart.*
**[02:48] Thoth**
My IQ is infinity!
**[02:51] Narr**
*Not only that, but there's also...*
**[02:54] Thoth**
Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret.
**[02:57] Anubis**
Thoth, Thoth! I needed to
ask you about something.
**[03:01] Thoth**
Oh, sure. How can I help you?
**[03:04] Anubis**
Do you have any suggestions
for tonight's meal?
**[03:07] Thoth**
*Dinner* yesterday was a little excessive
in terms *calorie* intake goes,
**[03:12] ---**
so a bit of *temperance* today
would help balance things out.
**[03:15] Thoth**
I recommend eating some fruit,
**[03:18] Thoth**
like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,
raspberries, or blueberries.
**[03:22] ---**
Let's try and eat more produce today.
**[03:26] Anubis**
I get you!
**[03:29] Horus**
Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec?
**[03:32] Horus**
Which scarf do you think looks better?
**[03:35] Horus**
Or should I just buy both?
**[03:37] Thoth**
Purchasing both would provide
you with a *contingency plan*
**[03:41] ---**
for a situation where you will have an
*assessment* of either being unavailable,
**[03:44] Thoth**
which makes the *issue* a moot one,
invalidating any *incentive* to come to a *consensus*
**[03:49] ---**
with your *friends*, yadda yadda yadda,
blah blah blah, *s'il vous plaît*.
**[03:52] Thoth**
Those are the *factors* that create
the baseline *logic* of the inquiry...
**[03:54] Narr**
* Thoth knows all kinds of things, so*
* people often turn to him for advice.*
**[03:57] SFX Sign**
Huh!
**[03:59] SFX Sign**
Impressive!
**[04:00] Thoth**
...which makes it possible!
**[04:02] Thoth**
I'm a reliable adviser!
**[04:04] Thoth**
A-hem!
**[04:12] Medjed**
What is the answer to life,
the universe, and everything?
**[04:22] Thoth**
42.
**[04:26] SFX Sign**
Wow~
**[04:30] Narr**
*Thoth, the god of wisdom.*
**[04:33] Narr**
* Among the Egyptian gods, he's the*
* professor-type who has all the answers.*
**[04:37] Narr**
* Oh, if you're curious about 42,*
* you can look it up online.*
# E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVNG83/suddenly-horus-and-set--suddenly-bad-blood)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:25] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Horus and Set
**[00:27] Narration**
* I know this is sudden, but this is*
* the world of the Egyptian gods.*
**[00:31] Narration**
* Horus is doing his part-time*
* job. What a hard worker.*
**[00:43] Set**
Time to remind you how awesome I am, Horus.
**[00:46] Set**
Crush.
***SIGN*** Sneer
**[00:48] Narration**
*Oh, my. It looks like Set is up to something.*
**[00:55] Set**
Nom...
**[00:57] Set**
Toss!
**[00:58] Horus**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[01:00] Set**
Here we go!
**[01:02] Horus**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[01:05] Set**
Here we go?
**[01:06] Horus**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[01:10] Horus**
Twirl!
**[01:14] Horus**
Ta-dah!
**[01:23] Set**
Nice skating!
**[01:25] Horus**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Hoshoku-Ya Diner
**[01:29] Horus**
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Menu
**[01:37] SEt**
'Scuse me...
**[01:38] Horus**
Oh, certainly! What can I get you?
**[01:41] Set**
Can I get, uh, the A combo,
the B combo, C combo,
***SIGN*** Menu
**[01:43] Set**
um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg
steak, some curry, some koshary,
**[01:46] Set**
um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some
fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions,
**[01:49] ---**
hold the onions, some fried chicken,
beef udon, hold the noodles,
**[01:52] Set**
oh, and for the katsudon, could you
hold the katsu and do double rice?
**[01:54] ---**
And then some fried eggplant,
then cancel the fried chicken,
**[01:55] ---**
and some stir-fried vegetables, and then
also some ramen and dandan noodles,
**[01:57] Set**
and actually throw in that C
combo again and add the D combo,
**[01:59] ---**
and then the grilled fish meal and some
Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce.
**[02:02] Set**
And on second thought, make that
katsudon heavy on the katsu!
**[02:04] ---**
And I'm short on time,
so make it snappy, please.
**[02:06] Horus**
O-Okay!
***SIGN*** Snicker
**[02:10] Set**
Now let the confusion sink in!
And if you take a second too long...
**[02:14] Horus**
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
***SIGN*** Cut
***SIGN*** Stir-fry
***SIGN*** Boil
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Here
**[02:34] Set**
Ding...
**[02:36] Horus**
Here you are!
**[02:38] Horus**
Your large serving of katsudon!
**[02:41] Horus**
Bow.
***SIGN*** Bow
**[02:46] Set**
You are a speed star!
***SIGN*** Safety first
**[02:49] Barricade sign**
Shovel... Shovel... shovel...
***SIGN*** Heheheh
***SIGN*** Pitfall
**[02:57] Horus**
Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Huge success!
**[02:59] Sign/Horus**
Huge success!
***SIGN*** Heheheh
**[03:03] Set**
Dig! Dig! Dig!
***SIGN*** Pitfall
***SIGN*** Pitfall
**[03:09] Horus**
Ding ding!
**[03:11] Horus**
Ding ding!
**[03:12] Horus**
Ding—
**[03:16] Set**
Yes! I did it!
**[03:18] Set**
I did it, I did it, I did it!
**[03:21] Set**
Horus is dumb, dumb, dumb!
**[03:32] Set**
I did it, I did it, I did it!
**[03:40] Set**
It's fantastic.
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Bad Blood
**[03:58] Narr**
*Horus.*
**[03:59] Narr**
*And Set.*
**[04:02] Narr**
* The two of them are rivals,*
* and they don't get along at all.*
**[04:05] Both**
Hmph!
**[04:07] Nar**
* Horus has the head of a falcon,*
* and is a very strong god.*
**[04:13] Horus**
Pretty cool, huh?
**[04:14] Set**
You look like a penguin to me.
***SIGN*** Ticked
**[04:16] Horus**
A penguin...?
**[04:18] Narr**
* Set is the god of destruction, and has a*
* variety of animal heads, including a jackal's.*
**[04:25] Set**
Exactly. And I am super cool!
**[04:29] Narr**
*As Horus' rival, he's often plotting trouble.*
**[04:33] Horus**
Seriously, he's always starting something!
**[04:35] Set**
Urgh.
**[04:36] Set**
When have I ever caused trouble?!
**[04:38] Horus**
All the time! I mean, the other day...
**[04:51] Horus**
See?! That's pretty bad!
**[04:52] Set**
Whatever! I only did that because...
**[04:55] Horus**
Because what?!
**[04:56] Narration**
* Uh... well, as you can see,*
* they don't get along.*
**[05:01] Horus**
You're such a jerk! Think
about what you've done!
# E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGDZQ5/suddenly-ra-and-apep--suddenly-presents)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:27] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but this is*
* the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Ra and Apep
**[00:30] Nar**
* And the father of all the gods, Ra,*
* is almost done with his latest trip.*
**[00:39] Ra**
The waves are nice and calm today.
**[00:42] Ra**
I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back
this time. I hope the kids like them.
**[00:55] Medjed**
Round and around and around...
**[01:03] Apep**
I am Apep!
**[01:05] Apep**
The embodiment of evil and chaos,
here to spread cha...os?
**[01:21] Narr**
Oh, dear.
**[01:23] Narr**
You really shouldn't spill
chaos all over the ocean.
**[01:31] Ra**
I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,
so I bet even Bastet will be happy.
**[01:44] Medjed**
Twirly, twirly, twirl...
**[01:44] Ra**
Is the wind picking up?
**[01:52] Apep**
Ra! Your voyage ends now!
**[01:55] Apep**
Today, you will breathe your last
as you struggle in my clutches...
**[02:00] Ra**
Come on, wind! Keep it up!
**[02:04] Ra**
Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed,
**[02:09] Ra**
I'm coming home!
**[02:15] Ra**
All right, I'm almost there.
**[02:19] Ra**
Here I come, kids!
**[02:28] Apep**
This time, you actually are finished, Ra!
**[02:31] Apep**
And I will fill the world with chaos!
**[02:35] Apep**
Huh? Wha?
**[02:36] Apep**
Ra? Ra!
**[02:38] Apep**
I can sense him.
**[02:39] Apep**
Curses! Where has he gone?!
**[02:41] Apep**
Stop hiding and face me!
**[02:44] Apep**
Ra! Where are you?! Ra!
**[02:48] Apep**
Where are you hiding?!
**[02:50] Apep**
You coward!
**[02:51] Apep**
Get out here! Ra!
**[02:53] Chaos**
Float...
**[02:53] Apep**
Show yourself!
***SIGN*** Upsy
***SIGN*** Upsy Daisy
**[03:08] Nar**
* News has spread that everyone's dad,*
* Ra, will be arriving soon.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Souvenirs
**[03:14] Nar**
*The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting.*
**[03:19] Anubis**
Should be any time now, right?
**[03:20] Thoth**
I believe so.
**[03:22] Horus**
I'm looking forward to the souvenirs.
**[03:24] Thoth**
The... souvenirs, right...
**[03:27] Thoth**
I believe last time we got...
**[03:29] Anbunis**
Pennants, right?
**[03:31] Bastet**
Wait, those weren't dust rags?
**[03:33] Thoth**
That's not the intended use, no.
**[03:36] Anubis**
Hey, he's back!
**[03:40] Ra**
Tap.
***SIGN*** Tap
**[03:43] Ra**
I'm home, everybody!
**[03:48] Horus**
Hug!
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:49] Ra**
I'm home, Horus.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:51] Horus**
Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:53] Ra**
I'm home, Anubis!
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:55] Anubis**
Welcome home!
**[03:57] Ra**
I'm home, Thoth.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[03:59] Thoth**
It's good to have you back.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:01] Ra**
I'm home, Medjed.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:04] Medjed**
Welcome home.
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:05] Ra**
I'm home, Bastet!
***SIGN*** Pat
**[04:09] Bastet**
W-Welcome b-back.
**[04:11] Ra**
It was a wonderful trip.
**[04:14] Ra**
Have you all been well?
**[04:16] Everyone but thoth**
Yeah!
**[04:16] Thoth**
We have!
**[04:18] Ra**
Good, good.
**[04:19] Ra**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[04:22] Ra**
Now, I know what you're waiting for...
**[04:23] Ra**
It's time for souvenirs!
***SIGN*** Here
**[04:26] Everyone**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Yay
**[04:27] Ra**
Okay, then.
**[04:29] Ra**
Everyone, line up, please.
**[04:32] Everyone**
Okay!
**[04:34] Ra**
I picked up some t-shirts
from a foreign country.
***SIGN*** Dog
**[04:37] Ra**
What do you think? Pretty cool, right?
**[04:39] Anunbis**
Dog...
***SIGN*** Tottori
**[04:40] Ra**
Here you are, Thoth.
**[04:41] Thoth**
Thoth-ori...
**[04:43] Ra**
Here's yours, Medjed.
**[04:44] Medjed**
Yay, yay, yay!
***SIGN*** Penguin
**[04:46] Ra**
And yours, Horus.
***SIGN*** Pen...
**[04:48] Horus**
Pen...guin...
***SIGN*** guin...
**[04:51] Ra**
Yours looks great on you, Bastet!
***SIGN*** Mercat
**[04:53] Ra**
Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click!
**[04:56] Medjed**
Yay, yay, yay!
**[04:57] Ra**
I have to say, they suit all of you
just great! Totally Egystagrammable!
**[05:02] Anubis**
Th... Thank you... very much...
**[05:06] Ra**
Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe
I should pick up some more t-shirts next time!
**[05:11] Everyone except Medjed**
Y...Yay?
**[05:16] Narration**
* Everyone is happy to have their dad back*
* from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs...*
**[05:23] Narration**
* But let's just say the Egyptian gods think*
* his selections leave room for improvement.*
# E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ2DXK/suddenly-magical-thoth-and-phantom-thief-set)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:31] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but*
* this is the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Magical Thoth
and Phantom Thief Set
**[00:35] Nar**
*At least, I think it is?*
**[00:38] Set**
You police imbeciles!
**[00:41] Set**
As I warned you, I have stolen this
one-of-a-kind gem, the Eye of Medjed!
**[00:43] SFX/Medjed**
Gleam.
**[00:46] Set**
It was no challenge at all
for Set the Phantom Thief!
**[00:50] Horus**
Freeze, Phantom Thief Set!
**[00:55] Set**
Who goes there?!
**[00:57] Horus**
Trot, trot, trot...
**[00:59] Horus**
My name
**[01:01] Horus**
is Horus, the ace detective!
**[01:02] Thoth**
And I am his assistant, Thoth.
**[01:05] Thoth**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[01:07] Horus**
It's the end of the line for you,
Phantom Thief Set! Give it up!
**[01:13] Set**
Do you think you've got me cornered?
You've got a lot to learn!
**[01:17] Horus**
What does that mean?!
**[01:23] Horus**
What?!
**[01:25] Set**
Farewell, Ace Detective Horus!
**[01:28] Set**
Or maybe I should call you...
Ace *Defective* Horus?!
**[01:32] Horus**
Curse you, Set!
**[01:36] Thoth**
He's stolen the Eye of Medjed,
a one-of-a-kind gem...
**[01:41] Thoth**
I can't let him get away with it!
**[01:42] Thoth**
And that means it's time...
**[01:44] Thoth**
Transfooorm!
**[01:51] Thoth**
Magical Thoth!
**[01:55] Thoth**
I'm going to make sure he gets punished!
**[01:57] Thoth**
That being the case, we're
carrying this into second half.
**[02:00] Nar**
*Wait, we are?*
**[02:01] Thoth**
Yes! We are!
**[02:15] Nar**
* I know this is sudden, but Set's a phantom*
* thief, Horus is an ace detective,*
**[02:18] ---**
* and Thoth was his assistant*
* but is actually...*
**[02:21] Nar**
*a magical bird!*
**[02:27] SFX/Medjed**
Gleam.
**[02:29] Set**
Is this thing really worth that much?
**[02:31] Thoth**
Hold it right there, Phantom Thief Set!
**[02:34] Set**
Who are you?!
**[02:36] Thoth**
I am the mysterious, egg-loving,
mysterious magical Thoth!
**[02:44] Set**
Magical Thoth?!
**[02:46] Set**
And who cares about eggs?!
I happen to hate them!
**[02:50] Thoth**
Urgh! Oh, now you're definitely going to pay!
**[02:53] Thoth**
Eggcellent eggy egg, Thoth Tamago!
**[03:00] Set**
Wh-Wh-What?!
**[03:05] Set**
I seriously hate eggs!
**[03:10] Set**
Curse... you... Magical Thoth...
**[03:16] Horus**
Set!
**[03:19] SFX/Medjed**
Gleam.
**[03:22] Horus**
I'm not sure why, but it looks like I win!
**[03:25] Thoth**
Mr. Horus!
**[03:26] Horus**
Look, Thoth! As you can see,
I've retrieved the Eye of Medjed.
**[03:31] Thoth**
Nicely done, sir!
**[03:33] Horus**
There's no mystery I can't solve!
**[03:38] Nar**
*Thoth is a magical bird,*
**[03:41] Nar**
*but no one can learn the truth.*
**[03:45] Thoth**
Don't tell anyone, okay?
# E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU893EM/suddenly-kotatsu--suddenly-medjed)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:25] Narration**
* I know this is sudden, but winter has arrived*
* in the world of the Egyptian gods as well.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Kotatsu
**[00:31] Medjed**
Yahoo!
**[00:36] Narr**
* And the Egyptian gods are trying to stay*
* toasty under the kotatsu, in full relaxation mode.*
**[00:44] Horus**
So warm...
**[00:49] Anubis**
It really is.
**[00:54] Thoth**
It certainly is warm.
**[01:00] Bastet**
Meow...
**[01:05] Anubis**
It's so warm I can't move...
**[01:11] Thoth**
The room isn't even that
cold... It's so strange.
**[01:19] Horus**
So, so strange...
**[01:28] Bastet**
These satsumas are good.
**[01:34] Anubis**
Oh, we're out of satsumas.
**[01:40] Horus**
Oh, no more satsumas, huh?
**[01:47] Thoth**
That won't do. Satsumas are full of
vitamin C, which is very healthy.
**[01:55] Thoth**
They help with your skin, too.
**[02:01] Bastet**
Satsumas...
**[02:09] Anubis**
Could someone go get some satsumas?
**[02:14] Sign/Everyone**
Pause...
***SIGN*** Pause...
**[02:20] Horus**
Satsumas...
**[02:24] Bastet**
Satsumas, huh?
**[02:29] Thoth**
Satsumas, indeed.
**[02:34] Bastet**
They sure are tasty.
**[02:39] Horus**
I want some satsumas.
**[02:45] Anubis**
So, could someone go get some satsumas?
***SIGN*** Ignore...
**[02:51] Sign/Everyone**
Ignore...
**[02:56] Anubis**
Turn...
**[02:57] Thoth**
Turn...
**[03:02] Bastet**
Satsumas, huh...
**[03:07] Horus**
Satsumas...
**[03:15] Anubis**
Seriously, though, the satsumas...
**[03:19] Anubis**
Satsumas!
**[03:24] Narr**
* Even gods have trouble getting out*
* from underneath a warm kotatsu.*
**[03:30] Anubis**
Satsumas...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Medjed
**[03:44] Narr**
* He is the most mysterious*
* out of all the Egyptian gods.*
**[03:50] Narr**
* In the Book of the Dead, he stands out*
* from all the other deities and people,*
**[03:55] ---**
* even flashing beams from his eyes:*
* a god that's a bit of an enigma.*
**[04:05] Medjed**
Bow.
**[04:06] Narr**
*That's Medjed.*
***SIGN*** Medjed
**[04:41] Narr**
*Medjed's day starts early.*
**[04:43] Medjed**
One, two...
**[04:44] Narr**
*First is his morning exercise.*
**[04:45] Medjed**
Three, four...
**[04:47] Medjed**
Five, six...
**[04:48] Medjed**
Seven, eight...
***SIGN*** Medjed
***SIGN*** Carbonated
**[04:52] Medjed**
That was a nice workout.
**[04:54] Medjed**
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
**[04:57] Narr**
*Next is laundry.*
**[04:57] Medjed**
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
**[05:09] Medjed**
Perfectly done.
**[05:15] Medjed**
Land.
**[05:17] Narr**
*While his laundry dries, he goes for a walk.*
**[05:19] Voice**
Egypt...
**[05:19] Medjed**
Walking, walking, walking...
**[05:24] Voice**
America!
**[05:28] Voice**
France.
**[05:32] Voice**
China!
**[05:36] Voice**
Japan!
***SIGN*** Please adopt me
**[05:59] Medjed**
If you don't mind, would you
like to come along with me,
**[06:03] Medjed**
princess?
***SIGN*** Zwing
**[06:21] Cat**
Hop.
**[06:27] Narr**
* It looks like his laundry is dry.*
* The rain must not have fallen here.*
**[06:37] Medjed**
I probably should take my bath.
**[06:48] Medjed**
That's some nice water...
**[06:53] Narr**
* Medjed wrings his body out,*
* like he usually does.*
**[06:59] Medjed**
There.
**[07:04] Medjed**
Good night.
**[07:11] Cat**
Boing!
**[07:11] Cat**
Land.
**[07:16] Medjed**
It looks like my princess
wants some more attention.
***SIGN*** Zwing
**[07:22] Cat**
Flop.
**[07:24] Narr**
* That's the the always-mysterious*
* god, Medjed.*
# E8 - Suddenly, An Idol / Suddenly, Pottery
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2MV4V/suddenly-an-idol--suddenly-pottery)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:26] Narration**
* I know this is sudden, but this*
* is the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, An Idol
**[00:29] Narration**
* But right now, there seems to*
* be some kind of event going on.*
**[00:35] Sata**
Yay!
**[00:38] Sata**
Everyone!
**[00:40] Sata**
Thanks for coming out today!
***SIGN*** Sata Life
**[00:44] Trio**
Sata!
**[00:49] Sata**
Thank you.
**[00:53] Sata**
Well, the truth is, today...
**[00:59] Sata**
I have something very, very important
**[01:01] ---**
I want to tell all of you,
my very important fans.
**[01:06] Trio**
What is it?!
**[01:09] Sata**
I've... gotten to have a lot of wonderful
experiences because of you all.
**[01:17] Sata**
I'm...
**[01:20] Sata**
So grateful!
**[01:24] Anubis**
What? What?!
**[01:26] Sata**
I'm... I'm going to...
**[01:30] Anubis**
No way...
**[01:31] Thoth**
Wait, wait...
**[01:33] Medjed**
I-It can't be...
**[01:35] Sata**
I, Sata... am going back
to being a normal girl!
**[01:42] Thoth**
Zwip...
**[01:46] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[01:48] Sata**
Looking back now, so much has happened...
**[01:52] Sata**
During my first performance,
I was so nervous I forgot the lyrics...
**[01:58] Sata**
And I wasn't able to sing.
**[02:00] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[02:04] Sata**
And when I was finally able to sing again,
I got the dance steps wrong...
**[02:09] Trio**
Don't leave the spotlight!
**[02:12] Sata**
And there was the time that
some heckling made me cry—
**[02:15] Trio**
Don't quit!!!
**[02:17] Sata**
But getting to be an idol was—
**[02:20] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[02:22] Sata**
Continuing to be one is—
**[02:24] Trio**
Don't quit!
**[02:27] Sata**
I was—
**[02:28] Trio**
Don't quit!!!
**[02:32] Sata**
Fine!
**[02:34] Sata**
If you're gonna be like that,
then I won't quit after all!
**[02:41] Sata**
Okay, time for another song!
**[02:43] Sata**
Let's go!
**[02:47] Sata**
Hey! Hey!
***SIGN*** The 2752nd Sata Retirement Concert
**[02:53] Crowd**
Hey! Hey!
**[02:54] Narr**
* It seems like the Sata retirement*
* concert ended on a high note.*
**[02:58] Narr**
* And they all swore to meet*
* again at the next one.*
**[03:02] Narr**
*Isn't that nice?*
***SIGN*** Khunum Pottery Class
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Pottery
**[03:17] Khunum**
Welcome to the Khunum Pottery Class.
**[03:20] Khunum**
I am Khunum. You three
want to learn about pottery?
**[03:25] Anubis**
Yes, sir!
**[03:26] Thoth**
Please instruct us in the art of pottery!
**[03:28] Medjed**
Every good god dabbles in ceramics!
**[03:30] Anubis**
Please!
**[03:32] Khunum**
Then, from this moment on...
**[03:36] Khunum**
You will refer to me as "master!"
**[03:38] Khunum**
The depths of pottery are limitless!
**[03:40] Khunum**
It brings joy and satisfaction,
hope and despair,
**[03:42] ---**
and I intend to teach you all about it!
**[03:45] Trio**
Yes, Master!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[03:47] Khunum**
Pottery is about taking your internal
passion and giving it physical form.
**[03:51] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[03:52] Khunum**
Cast aside all idle thoughts!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[03:54] Khunum**
You must engage fully with the clay,
and communicate with it!
**[03:56] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[03:58] Khunum**
You're joining forces with this clay!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[03:59] Khunum**
You're becoming a single unit with it!
**[04:01] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:02] Khunum**
Fire!
**[04:03] Khunum**
Now it's going into the kiln!
**[04:05] Trio**
Yesh, Mashter!
**[04:07] Khunum**
Keep blowing, now!
**[04:11] Khunum**
My three fundamentals for pottery
are fire, passion, and—
**[04:15] Trio**
We're finished!
**[04:16] Khunum**
Yes, love.
**[04:19] Khunum**
Now, cast your eyes onto your completed
creations and admire them...
**[04:21] Trio**
Admire...
**[04:23] Khunum**
Then take those creations full
of love and admiration...
**[04:26] Trio**
Take them and...?
**[04:27] Khunum**
Smash 'em!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[04:29] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:30] Khunum**
You're not done yet!
Put even more love into them!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[04:33] Khunum**
We're starting over from the beginning!
**[04:36] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:36] Khunum**
Face the clay! Commune with it!
Become one with it!
**[04:39] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[04:40] Khunum**
Now, bake, bake, bake!
**[04:42] Khunum**
Be even hotter than that fire!
**[04:43] Khunum**
Blow with everything you've got!
**[04:44] Trio**
Yesh, Mashter!
**[04:49] Khunum**
Keep at it! More blowing!
For all you're worth!
**[04:51] Trio**
Yesh, Mashter!
**[05:01] Khunum**
We're not done yet!
**[05:05] Trio**
We're finished!
**[05:06] Khunum**
Smash!
**[05:07] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[05:08] Khunum**
Now, keep that wheel spinning!
***SIGN*** Turn turn turn
**[05:10] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[05:11] Khunum**
The road to Egyptian pottery is a
long, treacherous, and rugged one!
***SIGN*** Khunum Pottery Class
**[05:15] Trio**
Yes, Master!
**[05:18] Khnum**
And that... is how masterpieces...
**[05:24] Khnum**
are made... eventually...
**[05:28] Trio**
Yes... master...
**[05:29] Khunum**
(Right... after a lot more... effort...
they're finished... in time...)
**[05:31] Narr**
* Here's hoping the Egyptian gods are able*
* to finish their masterpieces, some day.*
# E9 - Suddenly, Rice Paddies / Suddenly, Swinging
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN3XDN/suddenly-rice-paddies--suddenly-swinging)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:26] Narr**
* I know this is sudden, but the*
* Egyptians are working in the fields.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Rice Paddies
**[00:30] Narr**
* Wenet, who is knowledgeable about rice*
* cultivation, seems to be taking a nap.*
**[00:35] Horus**
There, and there, and there...
**[00:35] Anubis**
Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
**[00:35] Medjed**
Butterfly... Butterfly...
Butterfly... Butterfly...
**[00:38] Thoth**
This is certainly rough on the back.
**[00:41] Horus**
There! There! There!
**[00:45] Anubis**
Do you think we planted them right?
**[00:49] Thoth**
I believe so. We did just what the book said.
**[00:53] Anubis**
Wenet! Does this look right to you?
**[00:57] Wenet**
Zzz... zzz...
**[01:04] Anubis**
No good. He's totally asleep.
**[01:06] Thoth**
Oh, well. We'll have to manage on our own.
**[01:10] Anubis**
I guess!
**[01:12] Anubis**
Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...
**[01:21] Anubis**
All right, finally done.
**[01:23] Thoth**
We certainly worked hard.
**[01:25] Horus**
Hooray!
**[01:26] Anubis**
Wenet, we finished planting the rice!
**[01:27] Medjed**
Touchdown.
**[01:31] Anubis**
Wenet?
**[01:31] Medjed**
Wait!
**[01:33] Everybody**
Hey, wake up!
**[01:34] Medjed**
Wait!
**[01:36] Medjed**
Wait! Wait! Butterfly!
**[01:38] Thoth**
He doesn't look like he's going to budge.
**[01:40] Horus**
Well, if we can't wake him up,
let's at least give him a blanket.
***SIGN*** Here
**[01:46] Horus**
That should do it.
**[01:47] Anubis**
We might as well head home.
**[01:49] Thoth**
Good idea.
**[01:50] Thoth**
Medjed! We're gonna head home!
**[01:57] Anubis**
What should we do for dinner?
**[01:59] Thoth**
Good question. Something that comes with eggs!
**[02:03] Horus**
You sure do love eggs, Thoth!
**[02:14] Wenet**
Snap!
**[02:17] Narr**
*Oh, it looks like Wenet has finally woken up.*
**[02:28] Wenet**
So sloppy...
**[02:37] Wenet**
Vrooooooom--
**[02:40] Wenet**
Beam!
***SIGN*** Beam!
**[02:44] Wenet**
Growin'! Bounty!
***SIGN*** Shing shing shing
**[02:48] Wenet**
Grooowin'! Bounty!
**[02:54] Wenet**
Grow well!
**[02:57] Wenet**
Yield well!
**[02:59] Wenet**
Grow well!
**[03:01] Wenet**
Yield well!
**[03:04] Wenet**
There you go! There you go!
**[03:06] Wenet**
Just like that! Just like that!
**[03:09] Wenet**
There!
***SIGN*** Crop-plete!
**[03:11] Wenet**
Crop-plete!
**[03:17] Medjed**
Wait! Wait up!
**[03:17] Anubis**
Look at the huge crop we got overnight!
**[03:19] Medjed**
Butterfly! Hang on!
**[03:20] Horus**
We did a great job!
**[03:22] Thoth**
Very, very interesting.
**[03:23] Anubis**
This is awesome!
**[03:25] Horus**
We're gonna get to eat a ton of tasty rice!
**[03:29] Horus**
Wenet's still asleep...
**[03:31] Anubis**
Do you think he's been
asleep since yesterday?
**[03:33] Medjed**
Wait! Wait up!
**[03:34] Thoth**
I think that may not be the case.
**[03:37] Anubis**
Well, whatever! Let's harvest the rice!
**[03:40] Horus**
Yeah, leave it to me!
**[03:43] Both**
Harvest, harvest, harvest!
**[03:44] Medjed**
Butterfly! Wait up!
**[03:49] Thoth**
Thank you for your help.
**[03:51] Both**
Yay!
**[03:52] Thoth**
Yay!
**[03:54] Wenet**
Zzz... zzz... zzz...
**[04:02] Narr**
* Wenet's a heavy sleeper, but*
* he's a very kind-hearted god.*
***SIGN*** Upsy
***SIGN*** Upsy Daisy
**[04:22] Narr**
* It looks like Anubis and Thoth*
* are playing in the park.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, Swinging
**[04:27] Anubis**
But, y'know what?
**[04:29] Anubis**
It's all about that!
**[04:31] Thoth**
That, you say?
**[04:33] Anubis**
I seriously think it's the best!
**[04:36] Thoth**
I definitely agree.
**[04:42] Anubis**
It really is something, y'know?
**[04:45] Thoth**
It certainly is!
**[04:48] Anubis**
Hup, and away I go!
**[04:50] Anubis**
Land.
**[04:51] Anubis**
Ta-da!
**[04:56] Narr**
* Jumping off the swings is only*
* allowed if you're an Egyptian god.*
**[04:59] Narr**
*Humans shouldn't try it at home.*
**[05:03] Thoth**
I'll try myself!
**[05:10] Anubis**
Oops.
**[05:13] Anubis**
You okay?
**[05:14] Thoth**
Thank you very much.
**[05:21] Bastet**
Twirly, twirly, twirly!
**[05:23] Bastet**
Land.
**[05:24] Medjed**
10 points.
**[05:25] Anubis**
10 points!
**[05:26] Thoth**
10 points!
**[05:27] Bastet**
I'm good at stuff like this!
**[05:31] Ra**
You know, they used to call me
Ra, the swing jumper!
**[05:56] Script marks this as SFX?**
Flop.
***SIGN*** Twitch twitch
**[06:03] Ra**
There... There's no beating the
passage of time, I guess...
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[06:09] Anubis**
Let's not try anything dangerous anymore.
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[06:12] Bastet**
Good idea.
**[06:13] Thoth**
And remember to always
warm up before exercising.
**[06:15] Bastet**
Good idea.
**[06:16] Medjed**
Safety first.
**[06:17] Bastet**
Good idea.
**[06:20] Narr**
* When playing on the swings, always*
* remember to swing responsibly.*
**[06:23] Narr**
* That's a promise between*
* you and the Egyptian gods.*
# E10 - Suddenly, A Banquet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZPQXW/suddenly-a-banquet)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:25] Anubis**
Heave...
**[00:26] Thoth**
Ho.
**[00:27] Anubis**
Heave...
**[00:27] Thoth**
Ho.
**[00:28] Anubis**
Heave...
***SIGN*** Suddenly, A Banquet
**[00:28] Thoth**
Ho.
**[00:29] Narr**
* I know this is sudden, but the Egyptian gods*
* are busy getting ready for a big banquet.*
**[00:35] Ra**
Ahem...
**[00:37] Ra**
This year...
**[00:39] Ra**
This year has almost come to an end.
**[00:41] Narr**
*It looks like Ra is focusing on his speech.*
**[00:43] Ra**
I would like to think it's been a
good one. What do all of you think?
**[00:50] Anubis**
What's in this box, anyway?
**[00:52] Thoth**
Good question.
**[01:01] Bastet/Sign**
Grin~
***SIGN*** Grin~
**[01:04] Anubis/Sign**
Close.
***SIGN*** Close
**[01:06] Ra**
I would like to think it's...
**[01:10] Ra**
A good one...
**[01:12] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:14] Horus**
Hup,hup, hup!
**[01:16] Set**
Hup, hup, hup....
**[01:19] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:22] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:25] Set**
Hup, hup, hup....
**[01:26] Set**
Hup, hup, hup.
**[01:27] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[01:30] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup!
**[01:32] Set**
Hup, hup, hup...
***SIGN*** Slide
**[01:37] Set**
N-Now hang on—
***SIGN*** Yo
**[01:39] Set**
Wait—
***SIGN*** There we go
***SIGN*** Oof
**[01:41] Horus**
Hup, hup, hup—
**[01:43] Ra**
This actually reminds me of a funny story.
**[01:46] SFX**
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble...
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[01:49] Wenet**
It's nice and warm today.
**[01:52] Wenet**
Good weather.
**[01:54] Wenet**
When it's toasty like this,
it makes you sleepy...
**[02:01] Wenet**
Zzz... Zzz.... Zzz...
***SIGN*** Sata
**[02:11] Sata**
My throat's in perfect condition!
**[02:13] Sata**
I'll have everyone weak in the knees today!
**[02:15] Ra**
At the time, I thought...
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[02:22] Anubis**
There we go. Everything is ready.
**[02:26] Thoth**
The last big event of the year!
**[02:29] Thoth**
Let's be sure to enjoy it.
***SIGN*** Break time
**[02:42] Ra**
Um... the year has almost come to an end...
**[02:46] Ra**
I would like to think it's been a
good one. What do all of you think?
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[02:51] Ra**
Life is like crossing a dark sea with no
guiding light, one patch of water at a time.
**[02:55] Ra**
That feeling of gradual progress
is something I'm quite fond of,
**[03:02] Ra**
so I found myself on quite
a few boat trips this year.
**[03:06] Ra**
I had a rather good time.
**[03:08] Ra**
That being the case, it's
often debated whether or not
**[03:10] Ra**
the New Year's Day sets the
tone for the rest of the year,
**[03:13] Ra**
and whether or not that is true,
it's an honor to be here
**[03:15] Ra**
as we all express our gratitude
for the rest of the year.
**[03:18] Ra**
Speaking of honor,
**[03:20] Wenet**
Cheers!
**[03:21] Ra**
this actually reminds
me of a funny story...
**[03:21] Everybody**
Cheers!
**[03:23] Everybody**
Good work this year!
**[03:28] Thoth**
And next up is...
**[03:30] Anubis**
The Egyptian gods talent contest!
**[03:33] Anubis**
I'm entry number one, Thoth! Here I go!
**[03:42] Anubis**
I'm entry number two, Anubis. Here's
my super high-speed mummy wrapping!
**[03:49] Anubis**
Ta-da!
**[03:52] Horus**
Okay, I'm next!
**[03:55] Horus**
I'm entry number three—
**[03:57] Set**
Horus!
***SIGN*** Hey
***SIGN*** Egyptian Gods Banquet
**[04:02] Thoth**
And now for something completely different.
Here's what we've all been waiting for!
**[04:05] Anubis**
Our favorite idol...
**[04:07] Both**
Sata!
**[04:10] Ra**
...I would ask of each of us, is to make
sure that we support each other in a...
**[04:12] Everybody**
Sata!
***SIGN*** Sata is life
**[04:14] Sata**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:16] Crowd**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:23] Apep**
I am Apep! The sovereign
of darkness and chaos!
**[04:27] Apep**
Enjoy yourself while you can, Ra!
**[04:30] Apep**
Be prepared for what
I have in store for next year...
**[04:41] Sata**
Everybody get weak in the knees for me, okay?
**[04:45] Crowd**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:45] Sata**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:51] Medjed**
Sata!
**[05:04] Crowd**
Hey—
**[05:07] Sata**
Hey—
**[05:18] Sata**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[05:22] Crowd**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[05:24] Ra**
That being said, if I go on much longer,
people will start to get bored.
**[05:29] Sata**
Thank you, everyone!
**[05:34] Crowd**
Sata!
**[05:37] Ra**
Cheers!
**[05:38] Everybody**
Cheers!
**[05:41] Narr**
*And there you have it, everyone.*
**[05:43] ---**
* We hope you continue to have fun with with*
* the gang from Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God.*
**[05:52] Trio**
Come see us again!