Season 1

E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis
E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet
E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth
E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood
E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents
E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set
E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed
E8 - Suddenly, An Idol / Suddenly, Pottery
E9 - Suddenly, Rice Paddies / Suddenly, Swinging
E10 - Suddenly, A Banquet

E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis

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SIGN    Suddenly, Egyptian Gods
[00:25] Medjeg
    Okay, the end of the line is right here.
[00:27] Souls
    Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
SIGN    End of the line
[00:29] Souls
    Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
[00:34] Anubis
    Alrighty, if you could all
    line up single-file...
[00:39] Anubis
    Thoth, could you please write these down?
[00:41] Thoth
    Understood, Anubis. I'll handle it.
[00:45] Anubis
    Now, everyone...
[00:46] Anubis
    It's judgment time!
SIGN    Woo!
[00:48] Toth
    Woo!
[00:49] Anubis
    Okay, just hop right on.
SIGN    Klonk
[00:52] A
    Okay, down you go.
[00:53] T
    Down.
[00:53] Souls
    Soul...
SIGN    Bonk
[00:54] Anubis
    And up you go.
[00:56] T
    Up.
[00:56] Souls
    Soul!
SIGN    Klonk
[00:57] ---
    Klonk
[00:57] A
    You'll be going down.
[00:58] Souls
    Soul...
[00:58] T
    Down.
SIGN    Bonk
[01:00] Anubis
    Up and away!
[01:01] T
    Up.
[01:01] Souls
    Soul!
SIGN    Klonk
[01:02] ---
    Klonk
[01:03] A
    Get on down.
[01:03] T
    Down.
[01:03] Souls
    Soul...
SIGN    Bonk
[01:05] Souls
    Soul...
[01:05] Anubis
    Upy daisy!
[01:06] T
    Up.
[01:07] T
    If the next person in line could step up.
[01:09] ---
    Soul.
[01:10] Anubis
    Hey, I think Ra is gonna
    be back any time now.
[01:14] Anubis
    Down you go.
[01:16] Anubis
    I wonder what he brought us.
[01:17] Anubis
    Up for you.
[01:18] T
    And up...
[01:19] T
    Probably another pennant.
[01:21] A
    I want a wooden sword— Down!
[01:23] T
    Down.
[01:24] A
    That'd be nice.
[01:26] A
    Up you go!
[01:27] T
    Up...
[01:27] T
    Why do you want one?
[01:35] A
    That's a good question.
[01:38] SFX Voice
    Ding dong, ding dong...
[01:42] A
    Guess that's it for today.
[01:44] T
    We'll see you all tomorrow.
[01:46] A
    See ya!
[01:47] Medjed
    Come on in, everyone.
[01:50] A
    Another honest day's work!
    Gives me stiff shoulders, I tell ya.
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
[01:55] T
    It did, did it?
[01:58] A
    What should we eat today?
[01:58] Scorpion
    Scorp...
[02:00] T
    How does koshary sound?
[02:01] Scorpion
    Scorp
[02:02] A
    Didn't we have that yesterday?
[02:04] T
    I could honestly eat koshary for every meal.
[02:07] Scorpion
    Scorp scorp scorp!
[02:07] A
    Let's have koshary, then!
[02:09] T
    You want to eat here?
[02:10] A
    Sounds good!
[02:10] Scorpion
    Scorp scorp...
[02:14] A
    Hello? Two servings of koshary, please.
[02:17] A
    What toppings do you want?
[02:19] T
    I'll take eggs, eggs, and eggs, please.
[02:23] Scorpion
    Scorp... scorp scorp scorp!
[02:23] A
    They're asking if you want to substitute
    one of those eggs with bacon.
[02:29] Medjed
    Beam!
[02:35] Scorpion
    Scorp!
[02:38] A
    Okay, make one bacon—
[03:11] A
    They're asking if we mean double bacon.
[03:15] T
    No! I said egg, egg, and bacon!
[03:21] Narration
    It's a bit sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Anubis
[03:42] Narr
    Anubis.
SIGN    Heh heh heh
[03:45] Narr
    He is the god of the underworld.
[03:49] Narr
    Anubis judges the weight of souls.
[03:54] A
    Wee!
[03:55] Narr
    While he is certainly having fun,
    he is not simply playing around.
[03:58] A
    Wee!
[04:00] A
    Wee!
[04:00] Medjed?
    Bonk!
[04:02] Medjed?
    Bonk!
[04:02] A
    Wee!
[04:04] A
    Wee!
[04:04] Narr
    Actually, he is.
[04:04] Medjed?
    Klonk!
[04:05] ---
    Wee!
[04:05] Medjed?
    Klonk!
[04:07] Medjed
    Yo.
[04:08] T
    Okay.
[04:09] Both
    Tag!
[04:16] A
    Zoom!
[04:24] A
    So floaty...
[04:33] A
    Hey there, little birdies. Good afternoon!
[04:38] A
    Bye bye!
[04:43] Narr
    Huh? Anubis, are you going to be okay?
[04:46] Narr
    Are you... able to fly?
[05:03] Narr
    Anubis makes mummies as a hobby.
[05:06] Narr
    When he gets a day off, he spends
    the whole day crafting them.
[05:19] Narr
    This is Thoth. The god of
    wisdom, and Anubis's friend.
SIGN    Besties
[05:23] Thoth
    Besties!
[05:25] Narr
    Do you have any feelings
    about Anubis' mummy-making?
[05:28] Thoth
    I personally think it's a good idea for
    everyone to have at least one hobby.
[05:34] Thoth
    Or, y'know, every Egyptian god.
[05:37] Thoth
    Anubis in particular works late
     every day, making sure that
[05:40] ---
    the souls of the dead get where they're going.
SIGN    Wrap
SIGN    Wrap
[05:43] Thoth
    He's also got a variety of other solutions
[05:46] ---
    that he's working on in his
    agenda to fix things that—
[05:50] Narr
    He's turning you into a mummy.
    Are you gonna be okay?
[05:55] A
    Sorry! I got carried away...
SIGN    Eheheh
[06:01] Narr
    Anubis is the slightly mischievous god of the
    underworld, whose hobby is mummy-making.

E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet

E3 - Suddenly, a Day Off / Suddenly, Thoth

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
SIGN    Suddenly, a Day Off
[00:25] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but it seems like
    Anubis and the gang have the day off.
SIGN    Manga
[00:30] Anubis
    Just do this, and put this here, and...
[00:34] Anubis
    It's done!
[00:35] Thoth
    Anubis, is there any place
    you'd like to visit?
[00:42] Anubis
    I wanna see Broadway!
[00:45] Anubis
    I hear everyone dresses up in
    glitzy clothes and goes on parade!
[00:48] Thoth
    I'm not sure that impression is accurate.
[00:51] Nar
    Thoth is the god of wisdom.
[00:54] Anubis
    Where do you wanna go, Thoth?
[00:56] Thoth
    I'd love to visit a Japanese onsen!
[00:58] Anubis
    Why?
[01:00] Thoth
    The concept of onsen eggs is fascinating.
[01:02] Anubis
    What kinda eggs are those?
[01:05] Thoth
    They're eggs that you simmer
    with the onsen's heat.
[01:08] Anubis
    That does sound good.
[01:13] Anubis
    I'm feeling hungry.
[01:15] Thoth
    What should we get for dinner?
[01:19] Anubis
    How about pizza?
[01:21] Thoth
    No, no. It's pronounced pizza.
[01:24] Thoth
    I like the sound of pizza though!
[01:26] Anubis
    Pizza!
[01:27] Thoth
    Pizza!
[01:28] Both
    Yeahhh!
SIGN    Here you go
[01:31] Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza!
[01:31] Anubis
    What toppings do you want?
[01:33] Thoth
    Boiled eggs, half boiled
    eggs, and fried eggs!
[01:36] Anubis
    Okay!
[01:36] Thoth
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[01:37] [Messenger] Thoth
    Phone
[01:37] Anubis
    If you could get us one of those, please.
[01:42] Horus
    I'm here with your pizza!
[01:44] Thoth
    No, no, it's pronounced pizza.
[01:46] Horus
    I'm here with your pizza!
[01:48] Horus
    Here you are!
[01:49] Anubis
    Thanks!
[01:50] Both
    Pizza!
[01:52] Both
    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
[02:06] Anubis
    Let's open it!
[02:08] Thoth
    Please do!
[02:18] Anubis
    Pi...
[02:19] Anubis
    zza?
[02:20] Medjed
    Om nom nom.
[02:24] Thoth
    Pi...
[02:25] Thoth
    zza?
[02:28] Medjed
    Nom.
[02:30] Anubis
    Slap.
SIGN    Slap
[02:40] Narr
    Thoth. The god of wisdom.
SIGN    Suddenly, Thoth
[02:44] Narr
    He's a god of wisdom, so he's very smart.
[02:48] Thoth
    My IQ is infinity!
[02:51] Narr
    Not only that, but there's also...
[02:54] Thoth
    Oh, I'm afraid that's a secret.
[02:57] Anubis
    Thoth, Thoth! I needed to
    ask you about something.
[03:01] Thoth
    Oh, sure. How can I help you?
[03:04] Anubis
    Do you have any suggestions
    for tonight's meal?
[03:07] Thoth
    Dinner yesterday was a little excessive
     in terms calorie intake goes,
[03:12] ---
    so a bit of temperance today
    would help balance things out.
[03:15] Thoth
    I recommend eating some fruit,
[03:18] Thoth
    like bananas, kiwis, kumquats,
    raspberries, or blueberries.
[03:22] ---
    Let's try and eat more produce today.
[03:26] Anubis
    I get you!
[03:29] Horus
    Hey, Thoth, can I bother you for a sec?
[03:32] Horus
    Which scarf do you think looks better?
[03:35] Horus
    Or should I just buy both?
[03:37] Thoth
    Purchasing both would provide
    you with a contingency plan
[03:41] ---
    for a situation where you will have an
    assessment of either being unavailable,
[03:44] Thoth
    which makes the issue a moot one,
    invalidating any incentive to come to a consensus
[03:49] ---
    with your friends, yadda yadda yadda,
    blah blah blah, s'il vous plaît.
[03:52] Thoth
    Those are the factors that create
    the baseline logic of the inquiry...
[03:54] Narr
    Thoth knows all kinds of things, so
    people often turn to him for advice.
[03:57] SFX Sign
    Huh!
[03:59] SFX Sign
    Impressive!
[04:00] Thoth
    ...which makes it possible!
[04:02] Thoth
    I'm a reliable adviser!
[04:04] Thoth
    A-hem!
[04:12] Medjed
    What is the answer to life,
    the universe, and everything?
[04:22] Thoth
    42.
[04:26] SFX Sign
    Wow~
[04:30] Narr
    Thoth, the god of wisdom.
[04:33] Narr
    Among the Egyptian gods, he's the
    professor-type who has all the answers.
[04:37] Narr
    Oh, if you're curious about 42,
    you can look it up online.

E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup...
SIGN    Suddenly, Horus and Set
[00:27] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
[00:31] Narration
    Horus is doing his part-time
    job. What a hard worker.
[00:43] Set
    Time to remind you how awesome I am, Horus.
[00:46] Set
    Crush.
SIGN    Sneer
[00:48] Narration
    Oh, my. It looks like Set is up to something.
[00:55] Set
    Nom...
[00:57] Set
    Toss!
[00:58] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[01:00] Set
    Here we go!
[01:02] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[01:05] Set
    Here we go?
[01:06] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[01:10] Horus
    Twirl!
[01:14] Horus
    Ta-dah!
[01:23] Set
    Nice skating!
[01:25] Horus
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Hoshoku-Ya Diner
[01:29] Horus
    Welcome!
SIGN    Menu
[01:37] SEt
    'Scuse me...
[01:38] Horus
    Oh, certainly! What can I get you?
[01:41] Set
    Can I get, uh, the A combo,
    the B combo, C combo,
SIGN    Menu
[01:43] Set
    um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg
    steak, some curry, some koshary,
[01:46] Set
    um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some
    fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions,
[01:49] ---
    hold the onions, some fried chicken,
    beef udon, hold the noodles,
[01:52] Set
    oh, and for the katsudon, could you
    hold the katsu and do double rice?
[01:54] ---
    And then some fried eggplant,
    then cancel the fried chicken,
[01:55] ---
    and some stir-fried vegetables, and then
    also some ramen and dandan noodles,
[01:57] Set
    and actually throw in that C
    combo again and add the D combo,
[01:59] ---
    and then the grilled fish meal and some
     Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce.
[02:02] Set
    And on second thought, make that
    katsudon heavy on the katsu!
[02:04] ---
    And I'm short on time,
    so make it snappy, please.
[02:06] Horus
    O-Okay!
SIGN    Snicker
[02:10] Set
    Now let the confusion sink in!
    And if you take a second too long...
[02:14] Horus
    Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
[02:34] Set
    Ding...
[02:36] Horus
    Here you are!
[02:38] Horus
    Your large serving of katsudon!
[02:41] Horus
    Bow.
SIGN    Bow
[02:46] Set
    You are a speed star!
SIGN    Safety first
[02:49] Barricade sign
    Shovel... Shovel... shovel...
SIGN    Heheheh
SIGN    Pitfall
[02:57] Horus
    Ding ding!
SIGN    Huge success!
[02:59] Sign/Horus
    Huge success!
SIGN    Heheheh
[03:03] Set
    Dig! Dig! Dig!
SIGN    Pitfall
SIGN    Pitfall
[03:09] Horus
    Ding ding!
[03:11] Horus
    Ding ding!
[03:12] Horus
    Ding—
[03:16] Set
    Yes! I did it!
[03:18] Set
    I did it, I did it, I did it!
[03:21] Set
    Horus is dumb, dumb, dumb!
[03:32] Set
    I did it, I did it, I did it!
[03:40] Set
    It's fantastic.
SIGN    Suddenly, Bad Blood
[03:58] Narr
    Horus.
[03:59] Narr
    And Set.
[04:02] Narr
    The two of them are rivals,
    and they don't get along at all.
[04:05] Both
    Hmph!
[04:07] Nar
    Horus has the head of a falcon,
    and is a very strong god.
[04:13] Horus
    Pretty cool, huh?
[04:14] Set
    You look like a penguin to me.
SIGN    Ticked
[04:16] Horus
    A penguin...?
[04:18] Narr
    Set is the god of destruction, and has a
    variety of animal heads, including a jackal's.
[04:25] Set
    Exactly. And I am super cool!
[04:29] Narr
    As Horus' rival, he's often plotting trouble.
[04:33] Horus
    Seriously, he's always starting something!
[04:35] Set
    Urgh.
[04:36] Set
    When have I ever caused trouble?!
[04:38] Horus
    All the time! I mean, the other day...
[04:51] Horus
    See?! That's pretty bad!
[04:52] Set
    Whatever! I only did that because...
[04:55] Horus
    Because what?!
[04:56] Narration
    Uh... well, as you can see,
    they don't get along.
[05:01] Horus
    You're such a jerk! Think
    about what you've done!

E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:27] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Ra and Apep
[00:30] Nar
    And the father of all the gods, Ra,
    is almost done with his latest trip.
[00:39] Ra
    The waves are nice and calm today.
[00:42] Ra
    I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back
    this time. I hope the kids like them.
[00:55] Medjed
    Round and around and around...
[01:03] Apep
    I am Apep!
[01:05] Apep
    The embodiment of evil and chaos,
    here to spread cha...os?
[01:21] Narr
    Oh, dear.
[01:23] Narr
    You really shouldn't spill
    chaos all over the ocean.
[01:31] Ra
    I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,
    so I bet even Bastet will be happy.
[01:44] Medjed
    Twirly, twirly, twirl...
[01:44] Ra
    Is the wind picking up?
[01:52] Apep
    Ra! Your voyage ends now!
[01:55] Apep
    Today, you will breathe your last
    as you struggle in my clutches...
[02:00] Ra
    Come on, wind! Keep it up!
[02:04] Ra
    Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed,
[02:09] Ra
    I'm coming home!
[02:15] Ra
    All right, I'm almost there.
[02:19] Ra
    Here I come, kids!
[02:28] Apep
    This time, you actually are finished, Ra!
[02:31] Apep
    And I will fill the world with chaos!
[02:35] Apep
    Huh? Wha?
[02:36] Apep
    Ra? Ra!
[02:38] Apep
    I can sense him.
[02:39] Apep
    Curses! Where has he gone?!
[02:41] Apep
    Stop hiding and face me!
[02:44] Apep
    Ra! Where are you?! Ra!
[02:48] Apep
    Where are you hiding?!
[02:50] Apep
    You coward!
[02:51] Apep
    Get out here! Ra!
[02:53] Chaos
    Float...
[02:53] Apep
    Show yourself!
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy Daisy
[03:08] Nar
    News has spread that everyone's dad,
    Ra, will be arriving soon.
SIGN    Suddenly, Souvenirs
[03:14] Nar
    The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting.
[03:19] Anubis
    Should be any time now, right?
[03:20] Thoth
    I believe so.
[03:22] Horus
    I'm looking forward to the souvenirs.
[03:24] Thoth
    The... souvenirs, right...
[03:27] Thoth
    I believe last time we got...
[03:29] Anbunis
    Pennants, right?
[03:31] Bastet
    Wait, those weren't dust rags?
[03:33] Thoth
    That's not the intended use, no.
[03:36] Anubis
    Hey, he's back!
[03:40] Ra
    Tap.
SIGN    Tap
[03:43] Ra
    I'm home, everybody!
[03:48] Horus
    Hug!
SIGN    Pat
[03:49] Ra
    I'm home, Horus.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:51] Horus
    Welcome back!
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:53] Ra
    I'm home, Anubis!
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:55] Anubis
    Welcome home!
[03:57] Ra
    I'm home, Thoth.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:59] Thoth
    It's good to have you back.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[04:01] Ra
    I'm home, Medjed.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[04:04] Medjed
    Welcome home.
SIGN    Pat
[04:05] Ra
    I'm home, Bastet!
SIGN    Pat
[04:09] Bastet
    W-Welcome b-back.
[04:11] Ra
    It was a wonderful trip.
[04:14] Ra
    Have you all been well?
[04:16] Everyone but thoth
    Yeah!
[04:16] Thoth
    We have!
[04:18] Ra
    Good, good.
[04:19] Ra
    I'm glad to hear it.
[04:22] Ra
    Now, I know what you're waiting for...
[04:23] Ra
    It's time for souvenirs!
SIGN    Here
[04:26] Everyone
    Yay!
SIGN    Yay
[04:27] Ra
    Okay, then.
[04:29] Ra
    Everyone, line up, please.
[04:32] Everyone
    Okay!
[04:34] Ra
    I picked up some t-shirts
    from a foreign country.
SIGN    Dog
[04:37] Ra
    What do you think? Pretty cool, right?
[04:39] Anunbis
    Dog...
SIGN    Tottori
[04:40] Ra
    Here you are, Thoth.
[04:41] Thoth
    Thoth-ori...
[04:43] Ra
    Here's yours, Medjed.
[04:44] Medjed
    Yay, yay, yay!
SIGN    Penguin
[04:46] Ra
    And yours, Horus.
SIGN    Pen...
[04:48] Horus
    Pen...guin...
SIGN    guin...
[04:51] Ra
    Yours looks great on you, Bastet!
SIGN    Mercat
[04:53] Ra
    Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click!
[04:56] Medjed
    Yay, yay, yay!
[04:57] Ra
    I have to say, they suit all of you
    just great! Totally Egystagrammable!
[05:02] Anubis
    Th... Thank you... very much...
[05:06] Ra
    Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe
    I should pick up some more t-shirts next time!
[05:11] Everyone except Medjed
    Y...Yay?
[05:16] Narration
    Everyone is happy to have their dad back
    from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs...
[05:23] Narration
    But let's just say the Egyptian gods think
    his selections leave room for improvement.

E6 - Suddenly, Magical Thoth and Phantom Thief Set

E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed

E8 - Suddenly, An Idol / Suddenly, Pottery

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:26] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but this
    is the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, An Idol
[00:29] Narration
    But right now, there seems to
    be some kind of event going on.
[00:35] Sata
    Yay!
[00:38] Sata
    Everyone!
[00:40] Sata
    Thanks for coming out today!
SIGN    Sata Life
[00:44] Trio
    Sata!
[00:49] Sata
    Thank you.
[00:53] Sata
    Well, the truth is, today...
[00:59] Sata
    I have something very, very important
[01:01] ---
    I want to tell all of you,
    my very important fans.
[01:06] Trio
    What is it?!
[01:09] Sata
    I've... gotten to have a lot of wonderful
    experiences because of you all.
[01:17] Sata
    I'm...
[01:20] Sata
    So grateful!
[01:24] Anubis
    What? What?!
[01:26] Sata
    I'm... I'm going to...
[01:30] Anubis
    No way...
[01:31] Thoth
    Wait, wait...
[01:33] Medjed
    I-It can't be...
[01:35] Sata
    I, Sata... am going back
    to being a normal girl!
[01:42] Thoth
    Zwip...
[01:46] Trio
    Don't quit!
[01:48] Sata
    Looking back now, so much has happened...
[01:52] Sata
    During my first performance,
    I was so nervous I forgot the lyrics...
[01:58] Sata
    And I wasn't able to sing.
[02:00] Trio
    Don't quit!
[02:04] Sata
    And when I was finally able to sing again,
     I got the dance steps wrong...
[02:09] Trio
    Don't leave the spotlight!
[02:12] Sata
    And there was the time that
    some heckling made me cry—
[02:15] Trio
    Don't quit!!!
[02:17] Sata
    But getting to be an idol was—
[02:20] Trio
    Don't quit!
[02:22] Sata
    Continuing to be one is—
[02:24] Trio
    Don't quit!
[02:27] Sata
    I was—
[02:28] Trio
    Don't quit!!!
[02:32] Sata
    Fine!
[02:34] Sata
    If you're gonna be like that,
    then I won't quit after all!
[02:41] Sata
    Okay, time for another song!
[02:43] Sata
    Let's go!
[02:47] Sata
    Hey! Hey!
SIGN    The 2752nd Sata Retirement Concert
[02:53] Crowd
    Hey! Hey!
[02:54] Narr
    It seems like the Sata retirement
    concert ended on a high note.
[02:58] Narr
    And they all swore to meet
    again at the next one.
[03:02] Narr
    Isn't that nice?
SIGN    Khunum Pottery Class
SIGN    Suddenly, Pottery
[03:17] Khunum
    Welcome to the Khunum Pottery Class.
[03:20] Khunum
    I am Khunum. You three
    want to learn about pottery?
[03:25] Anubis
    Yes, sir!
[03:26] Thoth
    Please instruct us in the art of pottery!
[03:28] Medjed
    Every good god dabbles in ceramics!
[03:30] Anubis
    Please!
[03:32] Khunum
    Then, from this moment on...
[03:36] Khunum
    You will refer to me as "master!"
[03:38] Khunum
    The depths of pottery are limitless!
[03:40] Khunum
    It brings joy and satisfaction,
    hope and despair,
[03:42] ---
    and I intend to teach you all about it!
[03:45] Trio
    Yes, Master!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[03:47] Khunum
    Pottery is about taking your internal
    passion and giving it physical form.
[03:51] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[03:52] Khunum
    Cast aside all idle thoughts!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[03:54] Khunum
    You must engage fully with the clay,
     and communicate with it!
[03:56] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[03:58] Khunum
    You're joining forces with this clay!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[03:59] Khunum
    You're becoming a single unit with it!
[04:01] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:02] Khunum
    Fire!
[04:03] Khunum
    Now it's going into the kiln!
[04:05] Trio
    Yesh, Mashter!
[04:07] Khunum
    Keep blowing, now!
[04:11] Khunum
    My three fundamentals for pottery
    are fire, passion, and—
[04:15] Trio
    We're finished!
[04:16] Khunum
    Yes, love.
[04:19] Khunum
    Now, cast your eyes onto your completed
    creations and admire them...
[04:21] Trio
    Admire...
[04:23] Khunum
    Then take those creations full
    of love and admiration...
[04:26] Trio
    Take them and...?
[04:27] Khunum
    Smash 'em!
SIGN    Boom
[04:29] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:30] Khunum
    You're not done yet!
    Put even more love into them!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[04:33] Khunum
    We're starting over from the beginning!
[04:36] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:36] Khunum
    Face the clay! Commune with it!
    Become one with it!
[04:39] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[04:40] Khunum
    Now, bake, bake, bake!
[04:42] Khunum
    Be even hotter than that fire!
[04:43] Khunum
    Blow with everything you've got!
[04:44] Trio
    Yesh, Mashter!
[04:49] Khunum
    Keep at it! More blowing!
    For all you're worth!
[04:51] Trio
    Yesh, Mashter!
[05:01] Khunum
    We're not done yet!
[05:05] Trio
    We're finished!
[05:06] Khunum
    Smash!
[05:07] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[05:08] Khunum
    Now, keep that wheel spinning!
SIGN    Turn turn turn
[05:10] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[05:11] Khunum
    The road to Egyptian pottery is a
    long, treacherous, and rugged one!
SIGN    Khunum Pottery Class
[05:15] Trio
    Yes, Master!
[05:18] Khnum
    And that... is how masterpieces...
[05:24] Khnum
    are made... eventually...
[05:28] Trio
    Yes... master...
[05:29] Khunum
    (Right... after a lot more... effort...
    they're finished... in time...)
[05:31] Narr
    Here's hoping the Egyptian gods are able
    to finish their masterpieces, some day.

E9 - Suddenly, Rice Paddies / Suddenly, Swinging

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:26] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but the
    Egyptians are working in the fields.
SIGN    Suddenly, Rice Paddies
[00:30] Narr
    Wenet, who is knowledgeable about rice
    cultivation, seems to be taking a nap.
[00:35] Horus
    There, and there, and there...
[00:35] Anubis
    Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
[00:35] Medjed
    Butterfly... Butterfly...
    Butterfly... Butterfly...
[00:38] Thoth
    This is certainly rough on the back.
[00:41] Horus
    There! There! There!
[00:45] Anubis
    Do you think we planted them right?
[00:49] Thoth
    I believe so. We did just what the book said.
[00:53] Anubis
    Wenet! Does this look right to you?
[00:57] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz...
[01:04] Anubis
    No good. He's totally asleep.
[01:06] Thoth
    Oh, well. We'll have to manage on our own.
[01:10] Anubis
    I guess!
[01:12] Anubis
    Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...
[01:21] Anubis
    All right, finally done.
[01:23] Thoth
    We certainly worked hard.
[01:25] Horus
    Hooray!
[01:26] Anubis
    Wenet, we finished planting the rice!
[01:27] Medjed
    Touchdown.
[01:31] Anubis
    Wenet?
[01:31] Medjed
    Wait!
[01:33] Everybody
    Hey, wake up!
[01:34] Medjed
    Wait!
[01:36] Medjed
    Wait! Wait! Butterfly!
[01:38] Thoth
    He doesn't look like he's going to budge.
[01:40] Horus
    Well, if we can't wake him up,
    let's at least give him a blanket.
SIGN    Here
[01:46] Horus
    That should do it.
[01:47] Anubis
    We might as well head home.
[01:49] Thoth
    Good idea.
[01:50] Thoth
    Medjed! We're gonna head home!
[01:57] Anubis
    What should we do for dinner?
[01:59] Thoth
    Good question. Something that comes with eggs!
[02:03] Horus
    You sure do love eggs, Thoth!
[02:14] Wenet
    Snap!
[02:17] Narr
    Oh, it looks like Wenet has finally woken up.
[02:28] Wenet
    So sloppy...
[02:37] Wenet
    Vrooooooom--
[02:40] Wenet
    Beam!
SIGN    Beam!
[02:44] Wenet
    Growin'! Bounty!
SIGN    Shing shing shing
[02:48] Wenet
    Grooowin'! Bounty!
[02:54] Wenet
    Grow well!
[02:57] Wenet
    Yield well!
[02:59] Wenet
    Grow well!
[03:01] Wenet
    Yield well!
[03:04] Wenet
    There you go! There you go!
[03:06] Wenet
    Just like that! Just like that!
[03:09] Wenet
    There!
SIGN    Crop-plete!
[03:11] Wenet
    Crop-plete!
[03:17] Medjed
    Wait! Wait up!
[03:17] Anubis
    Look at the huge crop we got overnight!
[03:19] Medjed
    Butterfly! Hang on!
[03:20] Horus
    We did a great job!
[03:22] Thoth
    Very, very interesting.
[03:23] Anubis
    This is awesome!
[03:25] Horus
    We're gonna get to eat a ton of tasty rice!
[03:29] Horus
    Wenet's still asleep...
[03:31] Anubis
    Do you think he's been
    asleep since yesterday?
[03:33] Medjed
    Wait! Wait up!
[03:34] Thoth
    I think that may not be the case.
[03:37] Anubis
    Well, whatever! Let's harvest the rice!
[03:40] Horus
    Yeah, leave it to me!
[03:43] Both
    Harvest, harvest, harvest!
[03:44] Medjed
    Butterfly! Wait up!
[03:49] Thoth
    Thank you for your help.
[03:51] Both
    Yay!
[03:52] Thoth
    Yay!
[03:54] Wenet
    Zzz... zzz... zzz...
[04:02] Narr
    Wenet's a heavy sleeper, but
    he's a very kind-hearted god.
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy Daisy
[04:22] Narr
    It looks like Anubis and Thoth
    are playing in the park.
SIGN    Suddenly, Swinging
[04:27] Anubis
    But, y'know what?
[04:29] Anubis
    It's all about that!
[04:31] Thoth
    That, you say?
[04:33] Anubis
    I seriously think it's the best!
[04:36] Thoth
    I definitely agree.
[04:42] Anubis
    It really is something, y'know?
[04:45] Thoth
    It certainly is!
[04:48] Anubis
    Hup, and away I go!
[04:50] Anubis
    Land.
[04:51] Anubis
    Ta-da!
[04:56] Narr
    Jumping off the swings is only
    allowed if you're an Egyptian god.
[04:59] Narr
    Humans shouldn't try it at home.
[05:03] Thoth
    I'll try myself!
[05:10] Anubis
    Oops.
[05:13] Anubis
    You okay?
[05:14] Thoth
    Thank you very much.
[05:21] Bastet
    Twirly, twirly, twirly!
[05:23] Bastet
    Land.
[05:24] Medjed
    10 points.
[05:25] Anubis
    10 points!
[05:26] Thoth
    10 points!
[05:27] Bastet
    I'm good at stuff like this!
[05:31] Ra
    You know, they used to call me
    Ra, the swing jumper!
[05:56] Script marks this as SFX?
    Flop.
SIGN    Twitch twitch
[06:03] Ra
    There... There's no beating the
    passage of time, I guess...
SIGN    You okay?
[06:09] Anubis
    Let's not try anything dangerous anymore.
SIGN    You okay?
[06:12] Bastet
    Good idea.
[06:13] Thoth
    And remember to always
    warm up before exercising.
[06:15] Bastet
    Good idea.
[06:16] Medjed
    Safety first.
[06:17] Bastet
    Good idea.
[06:20] Narr
    When playing on the swings, always
    remember to swing responsibly.
[06:23] Narr
    That's a promise between
    you and the Egyptian gods.

E10 - Suddenly, A Banquet

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Anubis
    Heave...
[00:26] Thoth
    Ho.
[00:27] Anubis
    Heave...
[00:27] Thoth
    Ho.
[00:28] Anubis
    Heave...
SIGN    Suddenly, A Banquet
[00:28] Thoth
    Ho.
[00:29] Narr
    I know this is sudden, but the Egyptian gods
    are busy getting ready for a big banquet.
[00:35] Ra
    Ahem...
[00:37] Ra
    This year...
[00:39] Ra
    This year has almost come to an end.
[00:41] Narr
    It looks like Ra is focusing on his speech.
[00:43] Ra
    I would like to think it's been a
    good one. What do all of you think?
[00:50] Anubis
    What's in this box, anyway?
[00:52] Thoth
    Good question.
[01:01] Bastet/Sign
    Grin~
SIGN    Grin~
[01:04] Anubis/Sign
    Close.
SIGN    Close
[01:06] Ra
    I would like to think it's...
[01:10] Ra
    A good one...
[01:12] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:14] Horus
    Hup,hup, hup!
[01:16] Set
    Hup, hup, hup....
[01:19] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:22] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:25] Set
    Hup, hup, hup....
[01:26] Set
    Hup, hup, hup.
[01:27] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[01:30] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup!
[01:32] Set
    Hup, hup, hup...
SIGN    Slide
[01:37] Set
    N-Now hang on—
SIGN    Yo
[01:39] Set
    Wait—
SIGN    There we go
SIGN    Oof
[01:41] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup—
[01:43] Ra
    This actually reminds me of a funny story.
[01:46] SFX
    Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble...
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[01:49] Wenet
    It's nice and warm today.
[01:52] Wenet
    Good weather.
[01:54] Wenet
    When it's toasty like this,
    it makes you sleepy...
[02:01] Wenet
    Zzz... Zzz.... Zzz...
SIGN    Sata
[02:11] Sata
    My throat's in perfect condition!
[02:13] Sata
    I'll have everyone weak in the knees today!
[02:15] Ra
    At the time, I thought...
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[02:22] Anubis
    There we go. Everything is ready.
[02:26] Thoth
    The last big event of the year!
[02:29] Thoth
    Let's be sure to enjoy it.
SIGN    Break time
[02:42] Ra
    Um... the year has almost come to an end...
[02:46] Ra
    I would like to think it's been a
    good one. What do all of you think?
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[02:51] Ra
    Life is like crossing a dark sea with no
    guiding light, one patch of water at a time.
[02:55] Ra
    That feeling of gradual progress
    is something I'm quite fond of,
[03:02] Ra
    so I found myself on quite
    a few boat trips this year.
[03:06] Ra
    I had a rather good time.
[03:08] Ra
    That being the case, it's
    often debated whether or not
[03:10] Ra
    the New Year's Day sets the
    tone for the rest of the year,
[03:13] Ra
    and whether or not that is true,
     it's an honor to be here
[03:15] Ra
    as we all express our gratitude
    for the rest of the year.
[03:18] Ra
    Speaking of honor,
[03:20] Wenet
    Cheers!
[03:21] Ra
    this actually reminds
    me of a funny story...
[03:21] Everybody
    Cheers!
[03:23] Everybody
    Good work this year!
[03:28] Thoth
    And next up is...
[03:30] Anubis
    The Egyptian gods talent contest!
[03:33] Anubis
    I'm entry number one, Thoth! Here I go!
[03:42] Anubis
    I'm entry number two, Anubis. Here's
    my super high-speed mummy wrapping!
[03:49] Anubis
    Ta-da!
[03:52] Horus
    Okay, I'm next!
[03:55] Horus
    I'm entry number three—
[03:57] Set
    Horus!
SIGN    Hey
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[04:02] Thoth
    And now for something completely different.
    Here's what we've all been waiting for!
[04:05] Anubis
    Our favorite idol...
[04:07] Both
    Sata!
[04:10] Ra
    ...I would ask of each of us, is to make
    sure that we support each other in a...
[04:12] Everybody
    Sata!
SIGN    Sata is life
[04:14] Sata
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:16] Crowd
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:23] Apep
    I am Apep! The sovereign
    of darkness and chaos!
[04:27] Apep
    Enjoy yourself while you can, Ra!
[04:30] Apep
    Be prepared for what
    I have in store for next year...
[04:41] Sata
    Everybody get weak in the knees for me, okay?
[04:45] Crowd
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:45] Sata
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:51] Medjed
    Sata!
[05:04] Crowd
    Hey—
[05:07] Sata
    Hey—
[05:18] Sata
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:22] Crowd
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:24] Ra
    That being said, if I go on much longer,
    people will start to get bored.
[05:29] Sata
    Thank you, everyone!
[05:34] Crowd
    Sata!
[05:37] Ra
    Cheers!
[05:38] Everybody
    Cheers!
[05:41] Narr
    And there you have it, everyone.
[05:43] ---
    We hope you continue to have fun with with
    the gang from Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God.
[05:52] Trio
    Come see us again!