E6 - Let Me Hear You Say, "What the Hell?" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Let Me Hear You Say, "What the Hell?" [01:14] Imai     Driver! [01:15] Odokawa     Hey, you're the Mystery Kiss fan. [01:18] Imai     You remember me?! [01:20] Imai     More importantly,     I'm glad I got to see you again. [01:22] Odokawa     Why? [01:23] Imai     I wanted to thank you. To Shinjuku, please. [01:29] Odokawa     Did I do something for you? [01:30] Imai     Man, you practically saved my life. [01:35] Odokawa     Saved your life? [01:36] Imai     Well, maybe I wouldn't go that far. [01:38] Odokawa     Seriously? [01:39] Imai     But you changed my life. [01:41] Imai     In a manner of speaking, you're a god. [01:43] Imai     Hey, it's Mystery Kiss! [01:46] Imai     Tell me, Driver—no, God— [01:49] Odokawa     It's Odokawa. [01:50] Imai     Odokawa-sama, did you get     hooked on Mystery Kiss? [01:54] Odokawa     I, uh... I guess so. [01:57] Imai     I knew you would, Odokawa-sama! [01:59] Odokawa     What did I do? [02:01] Imai     I actually won the lottery using     those numbers you gave me. [02:06] Odokawa     Really? That's amazing. [02:08] Imai     That's not much of a reaction! [02:10] Odokawa     I mean, I picked those numbers at random. [02:12] Imai     You just haven't heard how much I won. [02:15] Imai     I won one billion yen! [02:18] Odokawa     Really? [02:19] Imai     Really! [02:20] Imai     I haven't claimed my winnings yet, [02:22] Imai     but I've checked it about a hundred times. [02:25] Odokawa     If that's true, you shouldn't     be spreading that around. [02:28] Imai     It's my first time telling     someone in real life. [02:30] Imai     I had to tell you. [02:33] Odokawa     What do you mean, in real life? [02:34] Imai     I told people online, but that's online. SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account     @Nikaidorui_love – 1 day ago      I can't stop shaking... [02:37] Imai     Besides, this is too big     for me to keep to myself! [02:41] Imai     I had to tell someone. [02:43] Odokawa     Now you can buy Mystery Kiss CDs. [02:45] Imai     That's right. I've been keeping     my winning ticket on me [02:49] Imai     so I can claim my winnings right     when their CD comes out. [02:51] Odokawa     You'd better not lose that. [02:54] Imai     Anyway, Odokawa-sama, I wanted to thank you. [02:56] Odokawa     You don't need to do that. [02:58] Imai     No, no way! I've gotta do something! [03:00] Imai     Isn't there anything you need money for? [03:02] Odokawa     Not particularly. [03:03] Imai     Then, maybe your family or someone     you care about is in trouble? [03:10] Odokawa     Nope. [03:11] Imai     Do you just not feel desire?! [03:14] Imai     In that case, Odokawa-sama,     are you free right now? [03:17] Odokawa     As you can see, I'm right     in the middle of work. [03:19] Imai     I'll pay you whatever you'd make today. [03:22] Imai     Come with me. SIGN    Kabukicho Ichiban-gai [03:25] Odokawa     You don't have to do this.     Where are we going? [03:29] Imai     Here! [03:31] Imai     I'm a waiter at a cabaret club. [03:33] Imai     Since you don't want anything,     I'm offering you something: [03:37] Imai     free service for life. [03:46] Imai     This is VIP Odokawa-sama. [03:48] Imai     Everything is already paid for,     so order whatever you'd like. [03:52] Kanon     Really? [03:52] Reina     So cool. [03:53] Kanon     Wow! [03:55] Kanon     Odokawa-san, what would you like to drink? [03:57] Odokawa     Actually, I've got to drive... [03:59] Kanon     Is it okay if we drink? [04:08] Odokawa     Sure, go ahead. [04:09] All     Hooray! [04:11] Reina     Shall we open a Dom Pérignon Rose, then? [04:16] Imai     Odokawa-sama, where are you going? [04:19] Odokawa     I've had enough. I'm leaving. [04:21] Imai     Don't be like that.     Enjoy yourself a little more. [04:32] Employee     Are you looking for something in particular? [04:35] Kakihana     Huh? Uh, no. SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call SIGN    Don't ever get involved with me again. [05:26] Odokawa     Wh-What happened? [05:29] Imai     I don't know. Someone came in with a gun. [05:33] Odokawa     A gun? [05:35] Imai     Go out through the back door. [05:37] Imai     It's hidden from the front of house. [06:02] Shibagaki     Hold on. What are you doing? [06:05] Shibagaki     What is this? Is this for Halloween?     It's not Halloween yet. [06:08] Shibagaki     Don't you think you're being hasty? [06:09] Shibagaki     I've heard people riot every year, [06:11] Shibagaki     but this is the first time     I've seen a one-man riot. [06:37] Imai     Shibagaki, what were you trying to do? [06:40] Shibagaki     Honestly... [06:42] Shibagaki     I thought it'd be funny if I got shot. [06:45] Imai     You're crazy. [07:16] Odokawa     What? [07:17] Shirakawa     What did you mean when you told me     not to get involved with you? [07:27] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san is ignoring me! [07:29] Odokawa     Hey, be quiet. You're     bothering the neighbors. [07:32] Shirakawa     Let me inside, then. [07:34] Odokawa     We'll talk outside. [07:37] Shirakawa     Is someone in there? [07:44] Shirakawa     What happened to your car? Were you robbed? [07:47] Odokawa     They didn't take anything. [07:50] Shirakawa     You'd better get it fixed soon, or else. [07:54] Shirakawa     You know, or else. [07:55] Odokawa     I have no idea what you're getting at. [07:57] Shirakawa     Leaving something broken makes     people break it further. [08:01] Odokawa     The broken windows theory? [08:02] Shirakawa     Yeah, the broken windows theory. [08:03] Shirakawa     It applies to hearts, too. [08:06] Odokawa     What do you mean? [08:09] Odokawa     So, what do you want? [08:12] Shirakawa     You told me not to get involved with you. [08:16] Odokawa     I know. [08:18] Odokawa     The way you think that depending     on what I do, you might still [08:21] Odokawa     be able to salvage     the situation is obnoxious, too— [08:23] Shirakawa     Wait. [08:25] Odokawa     Honestly, I was little—no,     I was really happy. [08:29] Odokawa     I'm ashamed of myself. [08:31] Shirakawa     Please. [08:32] Odokawa     Don't use your feminine wiles on me, coward. [08:35] Odokawa     Because of you, Goriki— [08:36] Shirakawa     Okay, I get it. I'll tell you everything. [08:39] Shirakawa     You don't have to tell me what you know. [08:43] Shirakawa     It's true that Dobu-san and I used to date. [08:46] Odokawa     You're starting with something I didn't know. [08:49] Shirakawa     It was for about four years. [08:50] Shirakawa     I couldn't say no to him     because of the money. [08:54] Odokawa     I'm not listening to you     if you're going to cry. [08:56] Odokawa     Besides, it's none of my business. [08:57] Shirakawa     Please wait. I get it. [09:01] Shirakawa     I borrowed a large amount     of money from Dobu-san. [09:03] Shirakawa     I was paying him back little by little. [09:05] Shirakawa     I couldn't say no to him. [09:08] Odokawa     So you stole medication. [09:13] Shirakawa     I'll tell the police. [09:17] Odokawa     Goriki knew it was you     and didn't turn you in. [09:20] Odokawa     You should let him handle it instead     of doing something you shouldn't. [09:24] Odokawa     And? [09:25] Shirakawa     Yes? [09:26] Odokawa     Why did you approach me? [09:30] Shirakawa     Dobu-san told me to      bring him the patient list. [09:33] Shirakawa     He must've had plenty of methods     for turning personal information into profit. [09:39] Shirakawa     When he saw your name on the list,     he asked me what you were like. [09:45] Odokawa     What did you tell him? [09:47] Shirakawa     That you're a grumpy taxi driver. [09:50] Shirakawa     Then Dobu-san told me to get close to you. [09:54] Shirakawa     But over time, I really did begin to— [09:57] Odokawa     Spare me. [10:00] Odokawa     So, what's Dobu's actual goal? [10:04] Shirakawa     He said he was going to rob a bank. [10:06] Shirakawa     He probably needs a taxi     as his getaway car. [10:11] Odokawa     Rob a bank? In this day and age? [10:13] Shirakawa     He said now was the time to do it. [10:15] Odokawa     So he wanted to use me as his getaway. [10:18] Odokawa     He must think I'm a sucker. [10:20] Shirakawa     I want you to believe me. [10:22] Shirakawa     I approached you because he told me to, [10:25] Shirakawa     but partway through, I had no     intention of turning you over to him. [10:29] Odokawa     I don't care about that. What else? [10:33] Shirakawa     That's all, I think. [10:36] Odokawa     Got it. [10:37] Odokawa     Don't tell Dobu that you talked to me. [10:40] Shirakawa     What are you going to do? [10:42] Odokawa     Leave him be. [10:43] Odokawa     Maybe I'll even pretend     to help him rob a bank. [10:47] Shirakawa     Okay. [10:48] Odokawa     By the way, how much do you still owe Dobu? [10:51] Shirakawa     Three million yen. [10:53] Odokawa     You still owe that much after four years? [10:54] Shirakawa     Because of the interest,     the principal never went down. [10:58] Odokawa     With that exorbitant interest, you should've     borrowed the money from someone else. [11:02] Odokawa     You even became an accomplice to his crimes. [11:04] Shirakawa     He'd beat me. [11:06] Shirakawa     And he's actually a weak man.     I couldn't just leave him. [11:11] Odokawa     Oh, really? I don't care about     your codependent relationship. [11:17] Shirakawa     Wait, Odokawa-san. [11:20] Shirakawa     I told you nothing but the truth today. [11:24] Shirakawa     I want to pay off my debt     and leave Dobu-san. Really. [11:29] Shirakawa     I'll apologize to Dr. Goriki. Because... [11:35] Shirakawa     Because I love you. [11:42] Odokawa     Don't ever get involved with me again. [12:05] Odokawa     I'm tired. [12:20] Baba     Are you okay? I saw a little     online news story about it. [12:23] Shibagaki     It was seriously shocking.     I had a gun pointed at me. [12:27] Shibagaki     The police interviewed me afterward, too. [12:29] Baba     Headline: "Shibagaki of Homosapiens     encounters armed robber at part-time job." [12:34] Shibagaki     "Part-time job" sounds so lame. [12:36] Shibagaki     And why didn't they interview me properly? [12:38] Shibagaki     I'm the one who chased off the robber. [12:39] Baba     Really? [12:40] Shibagaki     Really. [12:42] Baba     How? [12:43] Shibagaki     I told him to shoot me if he could. [12:44] Baba     And then? [12:46] Shibagaki     In deference to my     manliness, he settled down. [12:49] Baba     He actually said that? [12:50] Shibagaki     That's what the eyes     behind the mask told me. [12:52] Baba     Could you be more specific?     What exactly was the situation? [12:55] Shibagaki     I can't say much. My employer     doesn't want me to talk about it. [12:58] Baba     You're the one who always says we     should throw ourselves into trouble [13:01] Baba     for the sake of interesting stories. SIGN    Takotako Loans [13:03] Baba     If you can't talk about it, what's the point? [13:05] Shibagaki     What have you been up     to this past week, then? [13:07] Baba     I've been shooting my drama. [13:08] Baba     I think some details on it     have been released by now. [13:10] Shibagaki     Ah. [13:11] Baba     Plus my regular TV appearances,     so I haven't slept much. [13:14] Shibagaki     Young guys who have just tasted     success always brag about that. [13:16] Baba     I've been thinking lately that comedy     that doesn't hurt anyone is best. [13:20] Shibagaki     No way. I think it's okay to hurt     one person to make ten people laugh. [13:24] Baba     It just makes people dislike you. [13:26] Baba     Just look at the guys who are successful     these days. They're all amiable. [13:29] Shibagaki     You think that makes people laugh?     I mean really laugh? [13:32] Shibagaki     When we were kids, we laughed     until the very cores of our bodies [13:36] Shibagaki     were numb at words prickling     with sharp edges. [13:38] Baba     Yeah, and I think times have changed. [13:40] Shibagaki     What, then? You think     making weird faces is funny? [13:43] Shibagaki     You think rolling your eyes is funny? [13:44] Shibagaki     You think that makes people laugh?! [13:46] Baba     Since Shibagaki-san has gotten overexcited,     let's move on to fan mail. [13:48] Baba     This one's from radio name     "When asked where they live, [13:50] Baba     most people who respond with Osaka     are actually from Amagasaki." [13:54] Shibagaki     I know what you mean. [13:55] Baba     Amagasaki is in Hyogo prefecture,     but their area code is 06. [13:59] Shibagaki     What about that guy? [14:00] Baba     Who? [14:01] Shibagaki     That smart-ass high school student     who always sends us mail. [14:05] Baba     Satoshi Nagashima-kun? [14:07] Baba     We don't have anything from him today. SIGN    Yamabiko [14:20] Taeko     Where's Odokawa-san today? [14:22] Kakihana     He said he'd finish work early today     and come if he was feeling up to it. [14:26] Taeko     You've changed recently, Kakihana-san. [14:29] Kakihana     Really? [14:33] Fan A     Baba-san! [14:36] Fan C     Will you shake my hand? [14:37] Baba     Sure thing. [14:38] Fan D     Can I have your autograph? [14:39] Baba     Thank you. [14:47] Shibagaki     To Nakameguro, please. [14:48] Nagashima     I know exactly what you mean. [14:49] Shibagaki     What? [14:51] Nagashima     What's so funny about rolling your eyes? [14:54] Shibagaki     Your understanding doesn't mean shit to me. [14:56] Shibagaki     Who are you, anyway? [14:57] Shibagaki     Let's go, Driver. [15:02] Nagashima     I'm Nagashima! Satoshi Nagashima. [15:16] Kabasawa     Hello, Taichi Kabasawa here. SIGN    [Shocking] Video of shooting at Shinjuku cabaret club acquired! [Dobu] [15:18] Kabasawa     Do you guys know there was     a shooting yesterday [15:21] Kabasawa     at cabaret club "White dolphin" in Shinjuku? [15:23] Kabasawa     It was on the news,     but would you believe it? [15:25] Kabasawa     A listener who happened     to be there sent me a video. [15:29] Kabasawa     This must be Dobu. [15:31] Kabasawa     More and more of Dobu's vile acts     are being exposed to the light of day. [15:35] Kabasawa     What really makes me happy [15:37] Kabasawa     is that they could've made a fortune     selling this video to the media, [15:39] Kabasawa     but they sent it to Taichi Kabasawa     instead for free! Totally free! [15:43] Kabasawa     I'm sure it's because they     despise Dobu that much, [15:45] Kabasawa     but I believe Taichi Kabasawa's     unifying force has grown that strong. [15:49] Kabasawa     That this is a blessing. [15:51] Kabasawa     Proof that I've grown closer     to becoming a god. SIGN    Divine Judgment [15:55] Kabasawa     Dobu, your time has nearly come! [15:58] Kabasawa     I have a million followers. I am a god. [15:59] Odokawa     You're looking haggard. [16:01] Kabasawa     Are you prepared to pay for your crimes?! [16:02] Odokawa     I guess you're surprisingly delicate. [16:04] Dobu     I feel like I'm being blamed     for all the crimes in the world. [16:08] Dobu     And I didn't understand the kind     of influence the internet has. [16:12] Dobu     Everyone looks like an enemy to me now. [16:14] Odokawa     It definitely serves you right. [16:17] Dobu     The gun this guy used was definitely mine.     That's what's so bad about it. [16:21] Odokawa     Was it that Yano guy? [16:23] Dobu     I don't think it was Yano. [16:25] Dobu     If it were Yano, it would've     seemed more purposeful. [16:28] Dobu     If you look closely, it seems like     he's searching for someone. [16:34] Dobu     You were in the bathroom     when this happened, right? [16:36] Odokawa     Are you saying someone's     got a grudge against me? [16:39] Dobu     If your car window being broken     was also a coincidence, [16:41] Dobu     then you've got horrendous luck. [16:43] Odokawa     Nothing was stolen. Naturally,     that includes my dash cam data. [16:47] Dobu     That's exactly my point. [16:49] Dobu     If we're looking for a purpose, [16:51] Dobu     then I'd say someone's trying     to torture you to death. [16:56] Dobu     Mentally first, and then physically. [17:02] Dobu     I'm surprised you're so     calm about all of this. [17:04] Dobu     It's like you're actually not afraid to die. [17:07] Odokawa     I'm scared. Of course I'm scared. [17:12] Dobu     Why don't we join forces, then? [17:14] Odokawa     Join forces? [17:15] Dobu     This Halloween guy is trying to kill you.     I need to get this gun back. [17:21] Dobu     Why don't we fight together? [17:23] Dobu     On an unrelated note,     regarding Mystery Kiss, [17:26] Dobu     if Yano is involved, then I can't touch it. [17:29] Dobu     I want you to help me gather information. [17:31] Odokawa     I'm doing all the work here. [17:33] Dobu     I ain't asking you to do it for free. [17:35] Dobu     I'll make sure Goriki     can return to his clinic. [17:39] Odokawa     Fine. [17:40] Dobu     You'll help me, then? [17:43] Dobu     It's been a long road getting here, [17:45] Dobu     but you and I were destined     to become allies. [17:48] Odokawa     I want to add another condition. [17:50] Dobu     What is it? [17:53] Odokawa     Release Shirakawa-san. [17:58] Odokawa     Write off her debt. [18:02] Dobu     Fine. I promise. [18:11] Dobu     I'm gonna look for the man with the gun. [18:14] Dobu     Odokawa, I need you     to catch Taichi Kabasawa. [18:17] Odokawa     This guy, huh? I gave him a ride once. [18:20] Dobu     I know. I saved our group photo. [18:23] Odokawa     We know Taichi Kabasawa's identity,     so we can do something about him. [18:27] Odokawa     But how are you going to find     the guy with the gun? [18:29] Dobu     Halloween. [18:31] Dobu     On Halloween, I'm going to     dress up as the man with the gun [18:34] Dobu     and walk around town. [18:35] Odokawa     You're going to wear a skull mask? [18:38] Odokawa     I see. Since everyone knows your face, [18:41] Odokawa     you can't walk around town on any other day. [18:43] Dobu     He might go out wearing the same outfit. [18:47] Dobu     Either way, I expect I'll run     into him some way or another. [18:50] Dobu     He's the self-aggrandizing type. [18:53] Odokawa     I'll go directly to Taichi Kabasawa's     university and pick him up. [18:56] Dobu     University? How many students     do you think you'll find there? [19:00] Odokawa     I'll be fine. I'm good     at finding people in a crowd. [19:04] Dobu     Why? You've got good eyes or something? [19:08] Odokawa     What do you mean, why? [19:10] Odokawa     If anything, I find it strange     that you guys are so bad at it. [19:14] Ad     Camera rehearsal is good. SIGN    Homosapiens Baba-sama [19:17] Male P     Hey, you've been making lots     of money recently, haven't you? SIGN    Homosapiens Baba-sama [19:21] Baba     I wouldn't say that. [19:23] Male P     You've been named the number one     breakout entertainer. [19:26] Baba     Huh? Oh, really? [19:28] Male P     I knew you'd get there, Baba-kun. [19:31] Male P     It's hard to explain, but there are guys     who are loved despite being stupid, y'know? [19:34] Baba     Stupid? I'm not— [19:35] Male P     I didn't mean it in a weird way. [19:38] Baba     What other way could you have meant it? [19:39] Male P     It's hard to put into words     what's good about you, Baba-kun. [19:43] Baba     Don't give up so quickly. [19:45] Baba     Please list everything that's good about me. [19:46] Male P     You've got a certain virtue or grace. [19:49] Male P     At the end of the day,     you've got good breeding. [19:51] Male P     I bet not many people say they dislike you. [19:54] Baba     Nah, my partner probably hates me. [19:57] Baba     He's always calling me     a worthless piece of junk. [19:59] Male P     You should cut ties with him. [20:02] Baba     What? [20:03] Male P     In this world, the weak are weeded out. [20:07] Male P     Your partner's just being a sore loser. [20:09] Baba     But, Shibagaki is— [20:10] Male P     Oh, right. I'd like you to appear     in a special end-of-year program. [20:13] Male P     We're recording next Friday.     We really want you to be in it. [20:20] Baba     That day is Round 3 of the N-1.     I could do it after that. [20:24] Male P     You're still doing that? Give it up already. [20:27] Baba     I spent a year working towards that, so... [20:32] Male P     I see. [20:34] Male P     We'll make some adjustments, then. [20:37] Male P     I'm counting on you, Baba-chan. [20:39] Male P     I've got high hopes for you. [20:48] Nikaido     Boo! [20:49] Baba     Hey, what are you doing? [20:50] Nikaido     I saw the producer leaving. [20:52] Baba     You can't come in here. [20:54] Nikaido     I haven't seen you at all recently, though. [20:56] Baba     Sorry. These days I don't     even have time to sleep. [20:59] Nikaido     I told you that you didn't need     to become this successful. [21:02] Baba     Rui-chan, what are you doing today?     Are you recording something? [21:05] Nikaido     Our debut single goes on sale on Christmas. [21:07] Nikaido     I'm promoting it today. [21:09] Nikaido     We're doing a concert at a     2,000 person venue that day. [21:11] Baba     Really? That's amazing! I'm happy for you. [21:14] Baba     You're moving up in the world step by step. [21:16] Baba     You always said you wanted to     climb higher, Rui-chan. [21:19] Nikaido     Yeah. And if that goes well,     they said they'd get us the Budokan. [21:23] Baba     Really? I'm rooting for you. [21:25] Baba     I'd better work hard, too. [21:26] Nikaido     You don't have to work so hard. [21:29] Nikaido     I like that you're the opposite     of my excessive ambition, Baba-san. [21:34] Baba     You keep saying that, but I'm still a man. [21:37] Baba     It's true that I lack ambition, though. [21:40] Nikaido     Then what's the problem? C'mere. [21:49] Baba     Are you sure you don't think of me as a pet? [21:51] Nikaido     I don't want a pet with a horse face. [21:57] Baba     Whoa! [21:58] Yamamoto     I knew I'd find you here. [22:00] Yamamoto     Recording is starting. Let's go. [22:02] Baba     That was close. [22:03] Nikaido     Coming. [22:05] Yamamoto     Baba-san, please. [22:07] Yamamoto     Now that you're becoming successful,     I'm sure you understand. [22:10] Yamamoto     This is a really important time for her. [22:12] Baba     Yes. I know. [22:14] Nikaido     Let me know if your schedule     opens up. I'll match yours. [22:24] Baba     Hello? [22:25] Shibagaki     You wanna meet up now     to discuss our material? [22:27] Baba     Sorry. I've got a shoot. [22:30] Shibagaki     What are we gonna do? Round 3 is next week. [22:33] Baba     What should I do? [22:35] Shibagaki     How about after your shoot today? [22:37] Baba     I've got a wrap party. [22:38] Shibagaki     How about tomorrow? [22:39] Baba     I've got an all day, on-location shoot. [22:41] Shibagaki     The day after that? [22:42] Baba     Filming a drama first thing in the morning. [22:44] Shibagaki     And the day after that? [22:45] Baba     On-location close coverage shoot. [22:46] Shibagaki     And the day after that? [22:47] Baba     Recording a special. [22:48] Shibagaki     And the day after that? [22:50] Baba     Overseas shoot. SIGN    Next Time: Trick or Treat [23:36] Odokawa     Hey, Little Daimon.     Is the investigation going well? [23:39] Koshiro     Listen here, Odokawa. [23:40] Koshiro     Local Civil Service Law has got     this thing called confidentiality. [23:43] Koshiro     I don't know what that covers, [23:45] Koshiro     but information doesn't make its way     down to lowly grunts like me! [23:48] Koshiro     Don't make me say it!