E4 - Tanaka's Revolution

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SIGN    Tanaka's Revolution
[01:34] Pedestrian B
    I'm serious, man!
SIGN    Maid Café
SIGN    Welcome Back, Master
[01:42] Shibagaki
    Hey, you! What are you trying to do?
[01:45] Tanaka
    Our story begins four years ago.
[01:49] Tanaka
    At that time, I had just started
    working for a game company.
[01:51] Tanaka
    In order to examine our competitors' games,
[01:51] (Flashback) Boss A
    There's broad demand for the
    combination of intuitive puzzle games
[01:53] Tanaka
    I was playing several free-to-play games.
[01:55] (Flashback) Boss A
    and anime characters.
[01:56] Tanaka
    Honestly, I don't like modern games.
[01:57] (Flashback) Boss A
    Last year, Namico's Puzzle
    Fantasy
made over 40 billion.
[01:59] Tanaka
    Games are supposed to be
    an escape from reality.
[02:04] Tanaka
    Having friends gives you an advantage.
[02:04] (Flashback) Coworker D
    Seriously, I'd go if I could.
[02:06] Tanaka
    Having money and time
    gives you an advantage.
[02:06] (Flashback) Coworker D
    You never show up!
[02:08] (Flashback) Coworker E
    I promise I'll go next time.
[02:08] Tanaka
    It's no different than reality.
[02:12] Tanaka
    Going back even further, when I was
    a third-year grade school student,
[02:14] (Flashback) Student A
    Hey, that's the new Gandum!
[02:16] (Flashback) Student D
    I won it in a giveaway!
[02:16] Tanaka
    eraser collecting
    was briefly a fad in my class.
[02:18] (Flashback) Student E
    Lemme see!
[02:18] (Flashback) Student F
    Wow!
SIGN    Found Around School
[02:21] Tanaka
    It was due to our homeroom teacher
    being rather fussy about the wealth gap.
[02:25] Tanaka
    All our possessions were standardized.
[02:27] Tanaka
    Students were instructed not to
    deviate from the average.
[02:31] Tanaka
    However, there was one loophole: stationery.
[02:36] Tanaka
    Among such products, a wide variety
    of erasers were available in circulation,
[02:40] Tanaka
    so as a class, we threw ourselves
    into collecting erasers.
[02:42] (Flashback) Student A
    Wow.
[02:43] Tanaka
    Who had the most erasers.
[02:45] Tanaka
    Who had the rarest erasers.
[02:46] Tanaka
    That alone determined our class hierarchy.
[02:50] Tanaka
    No, that's an exaggeration.
    Actually, it's a lie.
[02:54] Tanaka
    As you might expect,
    athletic kids, smart kids,
[02:57] Tanaka
    strong fighters, attractive kids,
    artistic kids, and funny kids
[03:01] Tanaka
    naturally stood near the top.
[03:05] Tanaka
    But for the rest of us
    who didn't have anything,
[03:05] (Flashback) Student K
    The PE teacher's shirt
    was hanging out during class.
[03:07] Tanaka
    eraser collecting was our last hope
    for squeezing into the top.
[03:12] Tanaka
    No, this is also an exaggeration and a lie.
[03:16] (Flashback) Student
    Did you see his face when he noticed?
[03:17] Tanaka
    Even among the kids who had nothing,
[03:19] Tanaka
    there were only two of us
    who collected erasers seriously.
[03:22] Tanaka
    Me and another kid named Sato.
[03:26] Tanaka
    Sato was a nuisance.
[03:28] Tanaka
    His parents frequently traveled for work,
    which meant he was lonely.
[03:32] Tanaka
    He received an allowance as well,
[03:34] Tanaka
    and would ask his parents
    to bring him back rare local erasers
[03:36] Tanaka
    as souvenirs from their business trips.
[03:39] Tanaka
    I think the reason I participated
[03:42] Tanaka
    in this pointless showdown
    between the two of us
[03:45] Tanaka
    was because I already
    possessed one rare eraser.
[03:50] Tanaka
    It was an eraser shaped like a dodo.
[03:53] Tanaka
    My relatives bought it for me
    on an overseas trip.
[03:56] Tanaka
    I loved birds.
[03:58] Tanaka
    I read my bird encyclopedia again
    and again until the pages wore out.
[04:02] (Flashback) Tanaka
    You're an unusual bird, aren't you?
SIGN    Pet House
[04:07] Tanaka
    Once, I begged my father
    to get me a pet bird.
[04:11] Tanaka
    My father took me into the pet shop with
    the understanding that we'd just look around,
[04:14] Tanaka
    but in the end, he bought me
    a gray male cockatiel.
[04:18] Tanaka
    I named him Maru.
[04:20] Tanaka
    Later he told my mother that he was
    helping cultivate my aesthetic sensibility,
[04:23] Tanaka
    but thinking on it, it was probably
    just that he wasn't very expensive.
[04:26] Tanaka
    They bought my brother
    the expensive otaku computer games,
[04:30] Tanaka
    and Maru must've been cheap in comparison.
[04:33] Tanaka
    While doing my best to care for him,
[04:36] Tanaka
    a relationship of trust was born between us.
[04:40] Tanaka
    But back to my story.
[04:41] Tanaka
    My dodo eraser certainly was rare,
[04:43] (Flashback) Student A
    Sato-kun, where'd you get those?
[04:44] Tanaka
    but the erasers that
    I could afford on my allowance
[04:45] (Flashback) Student D
    Wow.
[04:46] Tanaka
    didn't stand a chance
    against Sato's collection.
[04:47] (Flashback) Student E
    Can I touch them?
[04:48] (Flashback) Sato
    Sure.
[04:49] Tanaka
    A tiny handful of students fawned over him,
[04:52] Tanaka
    and I found it unbearably frustrating.
[04:55] Tanaka
    I'd smugly return to using an ordinary
    eraser after trying a bunch of others,
[05:00] Tanaka
    or utter great insights like,
[05:02] Tanaka
    "this is what they use instead of erasers
    at art colleges," while using bread.
[05:05] Tanaka
    But those low-class techniques that I pretended
    were high-class were obviously ineffective,
[05:09] Tanaka
    and every day I tasted defeat.
[05:13] Tanaka
    Then something happened.
SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser
SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser
[05:21] (Flashback) Tanaka
    A Donraku eraser...
SIGN    Auctions > Toys > Games > Figures > Erasers
SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare
[05:30] Tanaka
    "This is it," I thought.
[05:31] Tanaka
    There was only one of them in the world.
[05:34] Tanaka
    It was my only chance to turn things around.
[05:36] Tanaka
    I'd show him.
[05:38] Tanaka
    I returned home, and
    once my family was asleep,
[05:41] Tanaka
    I took my father's credit
    card from his wallet
[05:43] Tanaka
    and wrote down his credit card number.
[05:48] Tanaka
    Considering how I was going to pay
    for it, I needed a credit card.
[05:52] Tanaka
    It was a typical card.
    One accessible to everyone.
[05:54] Tanaka
    The kind of card a student might use.
[05:56] Tanaka
    When I learned that later,
    I became a little sentimental,
[06:01] Tanaka
    but that's another story.
[06:03] (Flashback) Sato
    My dad bought this for me
    when he went to Dubai.
[06:07] Tanaka
    Just you wait.
[06:09] Tanaka
    That day, after leaving school,
[06:10] Tanaka
    during the limited period
    when my brother wasn't home,
SIGN    Number of Bids
SIGN    Bidding History
[06:12] Top Right Sign
    Time Remaining
SIGN    3 Days Details
SIGN    Current Price
[06:13] Tanaka
    I prepared myself and registered an account.
SIGN    Place Bid
SIGN    Seller Information
SIGN    Follow
SIGN    No refunds, no returns
SIGN    Overall Rating: 24 | Positive Ratings: 30
[06:15] (Flashback) Tanaka
    3,000 yen, huh?
[06:17] Tanaka
    There were zero bids with
    three days left on the auction.
[06:21] Tanaka
    Since my time at a computer was limited,
[06:24] Tanaka
    I didn't have time to strategize.
[06:25] Tanaka
    I bid immediately.
[06:27] Tanaka
    The price was 3,000 yen.
[06:29] Tanaka
    It was hardly inexpensive for me,
[06:32] Tanaka
    but it was possible that its price
    would rise even higher.
SIGN    Hilarious! Joke Hit Battle!
SIGN    Newbies to Watch: The Walrus
SIGN    Short Skit "Convenience Store"
[06:35] Celebrity A
    What the hell kind of
    employee are you? Enough.
[06:37] Tanaka
    I erased the history and any other
    trace that I'd used the computer
[06:38] Both
    Thank you very much.
[06:41] Tanaka
    and ate dinner with my family
    as though nothing had happened.
[06:43] (Flashback) Tanaka
    Mom, do we have anything for dessert?
[06:45] Tanaka
    At that time, I felt elated, as though
    I'd become a super hacker.
[06:57] Tanaka
    The next day...
[07:02] (Flashback) Tanaka
    It went up.
[07:03] Tanaka
    I had a rival.
[07:05] Tanaka
    In retrospect, this piece of shit
    was hardly worth it.
SIGN    Bid
SIGN    Maximum Bid
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Place Bid
[07:08] Tanaka
    I entered 3,600 yen into the bid field.
[07:12] Tanaka
    On the final day of the auction...
[07:15] (Flashback) Tanaka
    What?
[07:18] (Flashback) Tanaka
    4,000 yen?
[07:19] Tanaka
    My rival was stubborn.
[07:22] Tanaka
    I felt his passion and determination
    to acquire the eraser, no matter the cost.
[07:25] Tanaka
    Battling against an opponent with
    unknown intentions and budget
[07:28] Tanaka
    is the charm of online auctions.
[07:31] Tanaka
    However, I was determined.
[07:33] Tanaka
    I input 4,100 yen.
SIGN    Number of Bids
SIGN    Bidding History
[07:42] Top Right Sign
    Time Remaining
SIGN    12 Minutes Details
SIGN    Current Price
SIGN    Free Shipping
SIGN    Place Bid
[07:43] (Flashback) Tanaka
    Damn it!
[07:47] (Flashback) Tanaka
    There's no time.
SIGN    Bid
SIGN    Maximum Bid
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Place Bid
SIGN    Current Price
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Free Shipping
SIGN    Place Bid
SIGN    Current Price
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Free Shipping
SIGN    Place Bid
[07:59] Tanaka
    It was as though I'd been
    arrested on false charges
[08:02] Tanaka
    and was desperately trying
    to prove my own innocence
[08:03] Tanaka
    while the police presented more
    and more physical evidence.
[08:06] Tanaka
    I remember feeling that kind of despair.
[08:10] Tanaka
    No, that's also an exaggeration and a lie.
[08:14] Tanaka
    But it's true that I experienced
    a despair that's difficult to describe.
[08:18] Tanaka
    That's when it happened.
[08:20] (Flashback) Brother
    I'm home.
SIGN    Maximum Bid
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Bid
SIGN    Maximum Bid
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Place Bid
[08:26] (Flashback) Tanaka
    He'll outbid me. I know he'll outbid me.
SIGN    Bid
SIGN    Maximum Bid
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Maximum Bid
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Place Bid
SIGN    Place Bid
[08:48] (Flashback) Brother
    Hey.
[08:51] (Flashback) Tanaka
    There was something I wanted to look up.
[08:54] (Flashback) Brother
    I told you not to touch my stuff!
SIGN    Congratulations! You have won the auction.
SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser
SIGN    Auction ID: 32976128739 End Time and Date: 9/22 17:32
SIGN    Number of Items: 1 Final Price 100,000 yen
SIGN    Begin Transaction
SIGN    Seller Information ditch-11
[09:02] Tanaka
    It was me. I definitely won the auction.
SIGN    Begin Transaction
SIGN    Seller Information
[09:06] Tanaka
    I had lost my mind.
[09:08] (Flashback) Student A
    Let's play soccer.
[09:10] (Flashback) Student E
    Let's sprint to the field.
[09:13] Tanaka
    In Japan, a group of citizens
    once staged a revolution
[09:17] Tanaka
    due to their discontent
    over the economic divide.
SIGN    What is the Hyakushou Ikki
    Tenant Farmer Uprising?
    Edo Period
    Tenant Farmers
    Feudal Lords
[09:20] Tanaka
    In this classroom, our teacher's efforts
    to prevent the wealth gap from widening
[09:24] Tanaka
    produced a twisted backlash
    in exactly one student.
[09:29] Tanaka
    It wasn't an organized movement
    like an uprising or rebellion.
[09:32] Tanaka
    It was a revolution brought
    about by just one student.
[09:35] Tanaka
    I called it Tanaka's Revolution.
[09:39] Tanaka
    Once again, I returned home
    and messaged the seller
[09:42] Tanaka
    regarding the shipping
    address for the eraser.
[09:44] Tanaka
    All that remained was to wait for
    my original Donraku eraser to arrive.
SIGN    Tanaka
[09:51] Tanaka
    One week passed.
[09:55] Tanaka
    One month passed.
[09:58] Tanaka
    My original Donraku eraser had not arrived.
[10:01] Tanaka
    I recalled the words
    "no refunds, no returns."
[10:04] Tanaka
    I realized now that there were
    plenty of things I could have done.
[10:06] (Flashback) Handsome
    Maki-chan, let's compare answers.
[10:07] Tanaka
    But at the time, I was bound firmly
    by the words "no refunds, no returns,"
[10:08] (Flashback) Fighter
    You just want to copy her homework.
[10:09] (Flashback) Artist
    I always let you see my homework.
[10:12] Tanaka
    and had no options.
[10:14] Tanaka
    Besides, I consented
    to bidding on the eraser.
[10:16] Tanaka
    I had no right to demand compensation,
    and I had nothing to return.
[10:21] Tanaka
    Sato and the rest of my classmates
    had already lost interest in erasers.
[10:26] Tanaka
    Third-year grade school
    students grow up fast.
[10:33] Tanaka
    And when my father reviewed
    his credit card statement,
[10:36] Tanaka
    he beat me to a pulp.
[10:38] Tanaka
    As he was beating me,
    I wondered whose fault this was.
[10:43] Tanaka
    My teacher. My classmates.
[10:45] Tanaka
    Sato. My brother. My father.
[10:48] Tanaka
    The seller. The bidder.
[10:50] Tanaka
    Me. My country. History.
[10:53] Tanaka
    Civilization. The government.
[10:55] Tanaka
    God.
[10:57] Tanaka
    No matter how I looked at it,
    it was clearly my fault.
[11:00] Tanaka
    And if there was a loser
    in this situation...
[11:01] (Flashback) Mom
    Honey, honey!
[11:03] Tanaka
    ...it was me.
[11:06] Tanaka
    And so, Tanaka's Revolution ended.
[11:11] Tanaka
    Returning to a previous topic,
[11:13] Tanaka
    since then, I've come to despise
    anything without a real form
[11:16] Tanaka
    as well as competing with others.
[11:17] (Flashback) Coworker F
    Good night.
[11:18] (Flashback) Tanaka
    Good night.
[11:20] Tanaka
    Games are meant to be played alone.
[11:22] Tanaka
    All alone, battling against the developer.
SIGN    Raise slimes...
SIGN    Let's bike!
SIGN    Purchase
SIGN    Dragon Slayer
SIGN    Exhilarating action
SIGN    Purchase
SIGN    Purchase
[11:28] Tanaka
    That's when I encountered a certain game.
SIGN    Zoological Garden
SIGN    Gather and raise animals...
SIGN    Purchase
SIGN    Sengokusou
SIGN    Live with generals Purchase
SIGN    Purchase
[11:31] Tanaka
    Zoological Garden,
    commonly known as "Zooden."*
SIGN    < Back
SIGN    Zoological Garden
SIGN    Purchase
SIGN    3245 Reviews
[11:34] Tanaka*
    You raise unique animals
    and put them in exhibits.
[11:37] Tanaka
    As zoo director, you compete
    for ranks on a worldwide scale.
[11:41] Tanaka
    I had plenty of fun playing
    as much as I could for free.
[11:45] Tanaka
    I think collecting erasers back then
    became the basis for this.
[11:48] Tanaka
    My rank was awful, but I was
    happy when I gained guests,
[11:52] Tanaka
    and when I acquired a rare animal,
    my brain tingled dangerously.
SIGN    Super Rare
SIGN    Snow Leopard
[11:58] Tanaka
    There was a character
    I was determined to acquire.
[12:01] Tanaka
    The dodo.
SIGN    Dodo
SIGN    A now-extinct species of bird that once lived on Mauritius Island off of Madagascar. Due to its underdeveloped wings, it cannot fly.
SIGN    Attractiveness
SIGN    Care Difficulty
[12:01] Sign Left
    Maintenance Cost 200 fpt Exhibit Area 12 Squares
SIGN    Not yet acquired!
[12:02] Tanaka
    In the game, the rarity of animals were ranked
[12:05] Tanaka
    using terms such as Normal or Rare.
[12:07] Tanaka
    As an extinct species,
[12:09] Tanaka
    the dodo was Special Super Rare.
[12:11] Tanaka
    Apparently it could be pulled
    from the free gacha,
[12:13] Tanaka
    but the odds were extremely low.
[12:15] Tanaka
    Looking back, I took part in eraser
    collecting because I had the dodo,
[12:19] Tanaka
    and I was playing Zooden in order
    to acquire the dodo.
[12:23] Tanaka
    When I made that comparison,
[12:24] Tanaka
    I felt as though it was
    my destiny to acquire it.
[12:29] Tanaka
    Maybe I'd spend a little money.
[12:31] Tanaka
    I figured that would be it.
[12:33] Tanaka
    I added 500 yen to my account
    and pulled the gacha.
SIGN    Purchase Hagenbecks
SIGN    6 Hagenbecks
SIGN    24 Hagenbecks
SIGN    68 Hagenbecks
SIGN    Dugong
[12:39] Tanaka
    The Dugong. Endangered species. Super Rare.
SIGN    Super Rare
[12:43] Tanaka
    I think I'd already lost
    all restraint by this point.
[12:46] Tanaka
    I looked at my own rank.
[12:48] Tanaka
    It was terrible as usual,
SIGN    World Ranking
[12:50] Tanaka
    but out of curiosity, I looked
    to see who was number one.
[13:00] (Flashback) Tanaka
    ditch-11...
[13:03] Tanaka
    It was the name that conned me
    out of 100,000 yen back then.
[13:06] Tanaka
    No, maybe it didn't arrive
    because of trouble during shipping.
[13:11] Tanaka
    Besides, I bore them no resentment at all.
[13:15] Tanaka
    It wasn't even necessarily the same person.
[13:18] Tanaka
    But. But.
[13:22] Tanaka
    I couldn't believe that it was coincidence
    I'd been reunited with this string of letters.
[13:25] Tanaka
    I felt that it was destiny.
[13:28] Tanaka
    If I were to take revenge,
    it would be on my past self.
[13:31] Tanaka
    And it would be my present self
    who would save my past self.
[13:36] Tanaka
    I added 100,000 yen.
[13:42] Tanaka
    If I were to take revenge,
    it would be on my past self.
[13:46] Tanaka
    And it would be my present self
    who would save my past self.
[13:52] Tanaka
    That was four years ago.
[13:54] Tanaka
    I'm still playing Zooden*.
[13:57] Tanaka
    Thanks to the addition of new systems
[13:59] Tanaka
    and events reflecting the real*
    world keeping the game fresh,
[14:02] Tanaka
    its content is still popular
    around the world.
[14:06] Coworker F
    Good morning.
[14:10] Boss B
    I'd like to acquire new users
    with a new design.
[14:11] Tanaka
    In total, I've spent over
    five million yen on this game.
[14:14] Coworker I
    We need to capture people's interest.
[14:14] Tanaka
    My rank is still only in the triple digits.
[14:16] Coworker D
    Why don't we conduct some research?
[14:17] Tanaka
    I still don't have a dodo.
[14:18] Coworker H
    Good idea.
[14:19] Coworker G
    We're spending our budget on research?
[14:21] Coworker E
    But we have to.
[14:23] Boss A
    Hey, Tanaka. Are you listening?
[14:26] Coworker B
    Tanaka-kun?
[14:28] Boss A
    Tanaka!
[14:29] Coworker A
    Tanaka-kun!
[14:30] Coworker D
    Tanaka!
[14:30] Coworker E
    Tanaka!
[14:31] Text
    The bird that went extinct
    without ever learning to fly.
[14:31] Coworker H
    Tanaka!
[14:34] Tanaka
    Perhaps I was projecting myself onto it.
[14:36] Tanaka
    It was just like me.
[14:38] Tanaka
    No, if I died here without achieving
    anything, I wouldn't even be Rare.
[14:43] Tanaka
    I'd be just Normal.
SIGN    Buy/Sell Zoological Garden Account
SIGN    Purchase
SIGN    Account with numerous Super Rare characters
     Seller: tarou
    
    
     First come, first served!
    3 Super Rare characters
     Seller: sakio
    
    
    Assortment of 5 Super Rare characters
     Seller: kinopi_22
[14:45] Tanaka
    As a game that enjoys worldwide popularity,
SIGN    Account with 10 3-star characters
    Seller: yakitori45
    
    Great deal! Account
    with numerous endangered species
    Seller: tarou
    
    First come, first served!
    10 Super Rare characters
    Seller: kondo11
    
    Assortment of 20 Limited Rare characters
    Seller: kitanotakeshifan
[14:48] Tanaka
    its market size is naturally large.
[14:50] Tanaka
    There are even intermediaries
    who buy and sell entire accounts.
[14:54] Tanaka
    My triple-digit-ranked account
    that I've spend over five million yen on
[14:58] Tanaka
    would only sell for a few hundred thousand.
[15:00] Tanaka
    If ditch-11's account
    appeared on the market,
[15:03] Tanaka
    it would go for a lot of money.
[15:06] Tanaka
    An account with a dodo could be mine
    for several tens of thousands of yen.
[15:10] Tanaka
    But that's not it. It's not the same.
[15:13] Tanaka
    "What is it about, then?" I ask myself.
[15:17] Tanaka
    The romance? The catharsis?
[15:19] Tanaka
    The release from oppression?
[15:21] Tanaka
    The need for social recognition?
[15:22] Tanaka
    The desire to feel superior to one's peers?
[15:24] Tanaka
    I try on gussied-up words
    and phrases for size.
[15:27] Tanaka
    No. The truth is, I already know.
[15:30] Tanaka
    I know those fancy words don't apply.
[15:34] Tanaka
    It's simpler than that. Yes.
[15:37] Tanaka
    A sickness. It's a sickness.
[15:41] Tanaka
    Shut up!
[15:41] Coworker C
    I didn't say anything...
[15:44] Tanaka
    I'd begun spending tens of thousands of
    yen on the game like it was nothing at all.
[15:48] Tanaka
    I was completely numb.
[15:50] Tanaka
    Everything I did was
    to get my hands on a dodo.
[15:52] Tanaka
    To get revenge on the boy
    I was 16 years ago and save him.
[15:56] Tanaka
    And to get closer to ditch-11,
[15:58] Tanaka
    who continues to reign
    from the number one spot.
[16:01] Tanaka
    You just wait, ditch-11.
SIGN    Super Rare
SIGN    Red Panda
SIGN    Super Rare
SIGN    Okapi
SIGN    Ultra Rare
SIGN    Dodo
SIGN    Ultra Rare
SIGN    Dodo
[16:37] Tanaka
    A dodo...
SIGN    Ultra Rare
SIGN    Dodo
[16:39] Tanaka
    My four years...
[16:42] Tanaka
    No, my 16 years...
[16:46] Tanaka
    It finally paid off!
[16:48] Tanaka
    Yes! I did it! A dodo!
[17:18] Clerk
    Your backed up data
    has been restored—
SIGN    Snow Leopard
SIGN    Dugong
SIGN    Dodo
SIGN    Animal List
SIGN    Dodo
[17:36] Tanaka
    My mind went blank.
[17:38] Tanaka
    I couldn't think.
[17:40] Tanaka
    I don't remember walking home.
[17:43] Tanaka
    The loss I felt over the dodo
    I had definitely acquired
[17:46] Tanaka
    robbed me of all my willpower.
[17:49] Tanaka
    But fate is cruel, and God had
    taken something else from me.
[17:59] Tanaka
    I think that's when the blue flame
    inside of me finally came to life.
[18:05] Tanaka
    At the very least, it wasn't God
    who took my dodo from me.
[18:09] Tanaka
    It was that taxi.
[18:11] Tanaka
    It's not as though someone
    took Maru from me, either.
[18:15] Tanaka
    The life expectancy of a
    cockatiel is about 15 years.
[18:17] Tanaka
    He lived a full life.
[18:19] Tanaka
    It just happened to be today.
[18:22] Tanaka
    But sometimes, thinking about
    this unfortunate coincidence
[18:26] Tanaka
    makes me wonder if there is a God.
[18:31] Tanaka
    In games, often the player
    acquires a valuable item
[18:33] Tanaka
    just when they think
    they've reached a dead end.
[18:36] Tanaka
    It's convenient. Of course it is.
[18:39] Tanaka
    After all, somebody made it that way.
[18:41] Tanaka
    Then there must be someone
    who made this world, too.
[18:44] Tanaka
    Perhaps this world has been programmed.
[18:48] Tanaka
    Hey, God. It's you.
[18:53] Tanaka
    This happened three days ago.
[18:59] Tanaka
    Taxi... Kill... Maru... Dodo...
[19:08] Shibagaki
    Ow. Hold on, buddy.
[19:11] Shibagaki
    Apologize when you bump into someone.
[19:13] Shibagaki
    That's common sense.
[19:15] Shibagaki
    Don't you think?
[19:20] Shibagaki
    Wait, wait. Hold on, buddy.
[19:23] Shibagaki
    What's wrong? You've got
    the face of a murderer.
[19:27] Shibagaki
    Sorry. I'm just curious
    due to the nature of my job.
[19:30] Tanaka
    Hey, you. You're from the countryside.
    Why'd you come out here?
[19:34] Shibagaki
    The countryside?
[19:35] Shibagaki
    I guess compared to Tokyo,
    it is the countryside.
[19:38] Tanaka
    Are you chasing a dream or something?
[19:40] Shibagaki
    That's right. I came to Tokyo for
     status, glory, and big money.
[19:45] Tanaka
    But, you still haven't gotten those.
[19:48] Shibagaki
    Well, Rome wasn't built in a day.
[19:50] Tanaka
    What do you think you need
    to do to get them?
[19:52] Shibagaki
    If I knew that, my life would be easy.
[19:55] Shibagaki
    My partner said it's luck, though.
[19:57] Tanaka
    Your partner?
[19:59] Shibagaki
    He's like my business partner.
[20:01] Tanaka
    Luck, huh? You're right.
[20:04] Shibagaki
    Maybe luck is involved,
[20:07] Shibagaki
    but I don't want to give up
    on the things I can control.
[20:10] Shibagaki
    There's plenty to consider besides luck
[20:12] Shibagaki
    when trying to figure out how to survive.
[20:14] Tanaka
    You're saying the dodo was unlucky, then.
[20:17] Shibagaki
    What?
[20:22] Shibagaki
    What does that mean?
[20:23] Shibagaki
    I thought you and I were
    following the same road.
[20:26] Shibagaki
    You're telling me we were actually
    on the highway and subway?
[20:31] Tanaka
    I feel like I've always been
    searching for something.
[20:34] Tanaka
    At the same time, my life has
    always been lacking something.
[20:39] Tanaka
    And desperately acquiring that something
    yields only a moment of pleasure.
[20:45] Tanaka
    Far from being good fortune,
[20:48] Tanaka
    it's simply a moment of pleasure
    produced by the release of dopamine.
[20:53] Tanaka
    And?
[20:55] Tanaka
    The single word that always follows
    after I've acquired something I want.
[21:00] Tanaka
    "And?"
[21:01] Tanaka
    "So, what?" my other self asks me.
[21:05] Tanaka
    It's always there,
    hand-in-hand with nihilism.
[21:08] Tanaka
    A truly formless pleasure.
[21:11] Tanaka
    But right now, I'm experiencing being alive.
[21:15] Tanaka
    It's because I found what I wanted
    the moment I lost my dodo.
[21:20] Tanaka
    Unlike before,
[21:21] Tanaka
    it wasn't just an addition to my
    collection that ended once acquired.
[21:24] Tanaka
    What shall I do next?
[21:27] Tanaka
    Just thinking about it excites me.
[21:30] Tanaka
    It's a Rare Item with
    potential for development.
[21:33] Tanaka
    I believe everyone possesses
    the impulse to attack.
[21:36] Tanaka
    An impulse to attack that's
    more exciting and justified
[21:39] Tanaka
    the less you are to blame.
[21:43] Tanaka
    I've been walking for three days since then.
[21:46] Tanaka
    I'm used to chasing odds
    far more mind-boggling.
[21:50] Tanaka
    But this time, it's different.
[21:52] Tanaka
    I felt something like a premonition.
[21:54] Tanaka
    Earlier, I said that I could seize it
    if I let go of my attachments,
[21:57] Tanaka
    but there's another way
    to acquire what I want.
[22:01] Tanaka
    And that is by holding tightly
[22:05] Tanaka
    onto a powerful attachment
    that transcends all else.
[22:12] Shibagaki
    Hey, you! What are you trying to do?
SIGN    Next Time: Don't Call Me an Idol
[23:35] Shibagaki
    I've never actually seen
    someone point them all out

[23:37] Shibagaki
    when they say something
    is full of mistakes or flaws.

[23:40] Shibagaki
    Why don't you carefully verbalize
    each and every one of them, huh?

[23:42] Shibagaki
    Probably too stupid to do it.
[23:44] Odokawa
    You're pretty drunk.
[23:45] Shibagaki
    Man, maybe I'll win the lottery.
[23:47] Odokawa
    Your job is like a lottery.


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Created 2024-03-09 02:21:15 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-09 02:21:16 UTC by whimsee