# E3 - Beware of Borrowed Plumes

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Equator Sauna
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beware of Borrowed Plumes
<br>**[01:33] Man A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think the first guy to freestyle was KIN.<br>**[01:36] Man B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? From Mellow Yellow?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo
<br>**[01:47] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey.<br>**[01:48] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, yes?<br>**[01:49] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that taxi driver's name?<br>**[01:52] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? You mean Odokawa?<br>**[01:56] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa...<br>**[01:57] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's his name.<br>**[02:00] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know the missing high<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;school girl case in Nerima?<br>**[02:03] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[02:04] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rumor has it she got into Odokawa's taxi.<br>**[02:07] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:08] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we haven't heard anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the case since then, right?<br>**[02:13] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right.<br>**[02:15] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The investigation request was withdrawn.<br>**[02:18] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? So they found her, then?<br>**[02:20] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. Apparently they received<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a message from her secondhand.<br>**[02:23] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's great. She's all right, then.<br>**[02:26] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That said, I'm allegedly the reason<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she ran away from home.<br>**[02:29] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? What did you do?<br>**[02:31] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you investigate her whereabouts?<br>**[02:34] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You want me to do it?<br>**[02:36] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Don-chan's daughter.<br>**[02:37] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whose daughter? I don't know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what you expect me to do.<br>**[02:40] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Later.<br>**[02:41] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:42] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, yeah. Talk to you later.<br>**[02:52] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh? He was on the phone?!*<br>**[02:59] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa-kun, let's go for a drive.<br>**[03:02] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure thing. You'll pay your fare, won't you?<br>**[03:07] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe, if you give me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some useful information.<br>**[03:14] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What information?<br>**[03:16] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly, that toy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is awfully distracting.<br>**[03:19] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it a toy, or is it real?<br>**[03:26] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey.*<br>**[03:26] (Flashback) Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss, what is it?<br>**[03:28] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's that taxi driver's name?*<br>**[03:32] (Flashback) Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean Odokawa?<br>**[03:35] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Odokawa...*<br>**[03:37] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What about him?*<br>**[03:39] (Flashback) Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know the missing high<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;school girl case in Nerima?<br>**[03:42] (Flashback) Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[03:44] Man B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Rumor has it she got into Odokawa's taxi.*<br>**[03:48] (Flashback) Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss, about that...<br>**[03:50] Kuroda**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we haven't heard anything*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the case since then, right?*<br>**[03:55] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're right.*<br>**[03:57] (Flashback) Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The investigation request was withdrawn.<br>**[04:00] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I heard about that from the older Daimon.*<br>**[04:03] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He said they heard from the missing girl.*<br>**[04:04] (Flashback) Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. Apparently they received<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a message from her secondhand.<br>**[04:08] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see...*<br>**[04:11] (Flashback) Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That said, I'm allegedly the reason<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she ran away from home.<br>**[04:14] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What do you mean?*<br>**[04:15] (Flashback) Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you investigate her whereabouts?<br>**[04:19] (Flashback) Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you care about a high<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;school girl from Nerima, boss?<br>**[04:22] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's Don-chan's daughter.*<br>**[04:24] (Flashback) Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[04:26] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Later.*<br>**[04:29] (Flashback) Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye.<br>**[04:38] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa-kun, apparently you picked up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the missing high school girl from Nerima.<br>**[04:42] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently. I handed over my dash<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cam data to Big Daimon a while ago.<br>**[04:47] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I know. I have your data.<br>**[04:49] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds like you guys are involved, then.<br>**[04:51] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a request.<br>**[04:53] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need you to keep your mouth shut.<br>**[04:56] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, I want your help with something.<br>**[04:59] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big Daimon already told me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to keep my mouth shut.<br>**[05:02] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He said a wanted criminal armed with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a gun would kill me if I told the police.<br>**[05:07] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, there's a wanted criminal armed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a gun trying to kill me right now—<br>**[05:10] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not just the police. Don't tell *anybody.*<br>**[05:12] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell 'em you lost your dash cam data.<br>**[05:14] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell anybody? Like who?<br>**[05:16] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody.<br>**[05:19] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what do you want help with?<br>**[05:21] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If anyone shows up looking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for your dash cam data,<br>**[05:24] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want you to let me know.<br>**[05:25] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if I refuse?<br>**[05:28] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll kill you.<br>**[05:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you so desperate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to find this girl, Dobu?<br>**[05:42] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That ain't any of your damn business.<br>**[05:44] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't help you if I don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know what's going on.<br>**[05:47] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, without some information,<br>**[05:50] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't know what I'm not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;supposed to tell whom.<br>**[05:53] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[05:56] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, my boss is looking for the missing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;high school girl from Nerima.<br>**[06:00] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[06:01] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because she's the daughter of a classmate.<br>**[06:03] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about the police?<br>**[06:04] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Officially, the police suspect me.<br>**[06:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suspect you? Aren't you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;besties with the police?<br>**[06:13] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you insult me. Just with Big Daimon.<br>**[06:16] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? Not Little Daimon?<br>**[06:18] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little Daimon's an idiot.<br>**[06:20] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you're not actually involved?<br>**[06:23] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope. Swear to God, I'm not involved.<br>**[06:27] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If anything, I was framed.<br>**[06:31] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you have my dash cam data, then?<br>**[06:34] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't interrogate me like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're the police, Odokawa.<br>**[06:37] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't help you if I can't trust you.<br>**[06:41] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly, I thought *you* were connected <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the Nerima missing persons case.<br>**[06:46] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently you've been talking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to someone in your apartment.<br>**[06:49] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At first, I thought I'd get my hands<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on your dash cam data<br>**[06:54] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I could blackmail you with it.<br>**[06:56] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you don't suspect me anymore, then.<br>**[06:58] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nah, I still think you might've done it.<br>**[07:01] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The investigation request's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been withdrawn, though.<br>**[07:05] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Withdrawn? Then her family must<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be satisfied with the situation.<br>**[07:08] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They got word that she ran away<br>**[07:09] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because of the relationship<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between my boss and her dad,<br>**[07:12] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so they withdrew the request.<br>**[07:15] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They haven't accepted the situation.<br>**[07:18] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you have any idea who might be involved?<br>**[07:22] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's only one guy who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; could've put her up to this.<br>**[07:25] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A guy named Yano.<br>**[07:26] Odkawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yano?<br>**[07:29] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My junior.<br>**[07:30] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he's your junior, go talk to him yourself.<br>**[07:33] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My job is collecting payments for my boss.<br>**[07:37] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's not much point in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;telling you about it, so I won't,<br>**[07:41] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's about obligation or principle.<br>**[07:43] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Yano only thinks about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;collecting more money than me.<br>**[07:48] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He doesn't work for obligation or principle.<br>**[07:50] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, Yano doesn't like me.<br>**[07:53] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're saying there's no point<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in asking Yano directly.<br>**[07:56] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bingo.<br>**[07:58] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So if someone comes to take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; your dash cam data,<br>**[08:01] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in all likelihood it'll be Yano<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or one of his henchmen.<br>**[08:05] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I want your help.<br>**[08:07] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you tell all this to your boss?<br>**[08:10] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't. I didn't tell him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I have the dash cam data.<br>**[08:14] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[08:15] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because Yano is always telling everyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I only do petty jobs.<br>**[08:21] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's reached the boss's ears, too.<br>**[08:23] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, he's a show-off.<br>**[08:25] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. I think Yano knew what he was doing.<br>**[08:30] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get the picture.<br>**[08:31] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't want me to tell anyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you have my dash cam data<br>**[08:35] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because you don't want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your boss to find out.<br>**[08:38] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if anyone comes looking for it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you want me to let you know.<br>**[08:42] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. You're quick<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the uptake, Odokawa.<br>**[08:46] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Yano is involved<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the missing persons case,<br>**[08:49] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I can find evidence of that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and use it to bring him down.<br>**[08:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, thanks.<br>**[08:55] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[08:56] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're still a criminal.<br>**[08:59] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not interested<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in helping someone like that.<br>**[09:01] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if I threaten to kill you?<br>**[09:04] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't kill anyone.<br>**[09:07] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may be a small-time gangster,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you've got your pride.<br>**[09:13] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You asshole!<br>**[09:15] Police**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You, in the taxi. Pull over.*<br>**[09:19] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get us out of here, or I'll shoot.<br>**[09:22] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you shoot me, you'll just get arrested.<br>**[09:26] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't say anything stupid.<br>**[09:38] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it.<br>**[09:43] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which one is it? The older<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or younger brother?<br>**[09:55] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is something the matter?<br>**[09:59] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you tell? I'm being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;robbed. He's got a gun.<br>**[10:04] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be quiet. You'll bother the neighbors.<br>**[10:07] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's got a gun. Search him.<br>**[10:08] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something's wrong with this driver.<br>**[10:11] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It certainly seems that way.<br>**[10:12] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much is he paying you?<br>**[10:13] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, could you turn off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your emergency light? It's confusing.<br>**[10:18] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Shinjuku 4 to Central.<br>**[10:20] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinjuku 336 10-22...<br>**[10:24] Koshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Bro. What was that about?<br>**[10:26] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, Little Bro. It was nothing.<br>**[10:28] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His taxi broke down.<br>**[10:29] Koshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really, Bro? I heard something about a gun.<br>**[10:33] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, Little Bro. Think about it.<br>**[10:35] Kenshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you believe anything a taxi driver says?<br>**[10:39] Koshiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right. Damn those taxi drivers!<br>**[11:00] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head to Shinjuku.<br>**[11:08] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You turned on your taxi's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;emergency light and kept me talking,<br>**[11:12] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;found a cop car, and provoked me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'd turn my gun on you.<br>**[11:15] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You wanted the cops to see.<br>**[11:18] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was quite the risk you took.<br>**[11:20] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if I'd actually shot you?<br>**[11:23] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever. I wouldn't mind dying.<br>**[11:25] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not afraid to die?<br>**[11:28] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone who's not afraid to die doesn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;need your weird sense of justice.<br>**[11:31] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am afraid. Unbelievably so.<br>**[11:35] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'd rather die than get involved<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in what sounds like a pain in the ass.<br>**[11:39] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get it, Odokawa-kun.<br>**[11:42] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand that threatening you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't get you to do what I want.<br>**[11:46] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What motivates you? You don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seem very interested in money.<br>**[11:51] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know, I'll hurt your friends.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who should I hurt?<br>**[11:57] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's your friend's name? Kakihana?<br>**[12:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakihana, huh?<br>**[12:02] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's probably better off dead, too.<br>**[12:05] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so cold, Odokawa-kun.<br>**[12:07] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You seemed a little shaken, though.<br>**[12:09] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're actually bluffing, aren't you?<br>**[12:12] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who should I choose?<br>**[12:14] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taeko.<br>**[12:16] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shirakawa...<br>**[12:19] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, that's your weakness.<br>**[12:24] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why Shirakawa-san?<br>**[12:33] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds like we have a deal, then.<br>**[12:36] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for your help.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New message
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miho Shirakawa <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll wait at the park across <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the clinic.
<br>**[13:16] Shirakawa**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I'll wait at the park across*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the clinic."*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Super Rare Dodo
<br>**[13:45] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You came.<br>**[13:49] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you have some business with me?<br>**[13:52] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is wanting to see you not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a good enough reason?<br>**[14:02] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know those fast-forwarded videos of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; landscapes filmed on a fixed-point camera?<br>**[14:07] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watching those makes me feel so anxious.<br>**[14:10] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sun sets in the blink of an eye.<br>**[14:12] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The stars move, and clouds drift by.<br>**[14:15] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It forces us to confront the fact<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that time marches on,<br>**[14:17] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;regardless of what we have to say about it.<br>**[14:19] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It kind of sounds like you're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being snide about my tardiness.<br>**[14:22] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't believe there's such<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a thing as wasted time.<br>**[14:25] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But they say "time is money," you know?<br>**[14:28] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why not take things slowly, then?<br>**[14:30] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try saying that again, but meaner this time.<br>**[14:36] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why not enjoy a bit of sherry<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a fudge brownie<br>**[14:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while strolling along the West Coast?<br>**[14:41] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your snide remark has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a rather American quality to it.<br>**[14:46] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't want to be friends with me.<br>**[14:49] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why not?<br>**[14:50] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I've got some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yakuza-type guys after me.<br>**[14:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They know who my friends are.<br>**[14:56] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's kind of dangerous.<br>**[14:59] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be fine. Despite how I look...<br>**[15:04] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I used to practice capoeira.<br>**[15:11] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was surprising. I thought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a Bollywood movie was about to start.<br>**[15:17] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's capoeira?<br>**[15:19] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Brazilian martial art.<br>**[15:20] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[15:22] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At first, I was trying to lose weight.<br>**[15:24] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I got interested in seeing how much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I could improve my queixada form.<br>**[15:27] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, a queixada is a kick to the chin. It's—<br>**[15:30] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not what I meant.<br>**[15:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your makeshift capoeira won't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be enough to beat these guys.<br>**[15:35] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's obnoxious. How do you know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my martial arts skills are makeshift?<br>**[15:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it was to lose weight, then it can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; be effective in a real fight.<br>**[15:42] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it's makeshift.<br>**[15:43] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wouldn't upset you if someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;called you a makeshift taxi driver?<br>**[15:46] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Obviously I'd be upset. It's my job.<br>**[15:49] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not calling you a makeshift nurse.<br>**[15:51] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, what does "makeshift" mean?<br>**[15:53] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You got upset when you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't know what it meant?<br>**[15:55] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understood more or less from the nuance.<br>**[15:57] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Use a synonym that's easier to understand.<br>**[15:59] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It means "temporary substitute."<br>**[16:01] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's a temporary substitute nurse?!<br>**[16:02] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't say that,<br>**[16:03] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'm astonished that you got<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;upset for the same reason twice.<br>**[16:09] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, no more queixada!<br>**[16:16] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, it's dangerous for us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be meeting like this.<br>**[16:20] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For you, that is.<br>**[16:21] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't matter. I'm an adult.<br>**[16:25] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can protect myself.<br>**[16:29] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's your goal?<br>**[16:32] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For what?<br>**[16:33] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you gain from meeting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with me, Shirakawa-san?<br>**[16:36] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I bothering you?<br>**[16:38] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would it bother you to occasionally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meet and chat like this<br>**[16:43] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or exchange messages?<br>**[16:46] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I find being around you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;relaxing, Odokawa-san.<br>**[17:02] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm working the day<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shift today. I should go.<br>**[17:05] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll drive you there.<br>**[17:07] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right. After all, you are a taxi driver.<br>**[17:11] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't run the meter.<br>**[17:17] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's the "What's for Lunch?!" Segment!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's for Lunch?!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asking People Around <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kichijoji to Lunch!
<br>**[17:20] Baba**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get started. In this segment,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we talk to people around town*<br>**[17:23] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and eat lunch with them.*<br>**[17:25] Baba**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's already our fourth episode, and*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we've received absolutely no response.*<br>**[17:27] Baba**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is everything okay?*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm actually kinda worried.*<br>**[17:29] Staff**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Well, we're shooting all four at once.*<br>**[17:30] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, right. No wonder I'm not hungry.*<br>**[17:33] Staff**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Explain where we are right now.*<br>**[17:42] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Odokawa.<br>**[17:44] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Here we go. Hey, what's for lunch?*<br>**[17:48] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened with Shirakawa-san after that?<br>**[17:51] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're unusually annoying today.<br>**[17:53] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has your affection for her grown?<br>**[17:55] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the size of Jupiter now.<br>**[17:56] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's quite the growth.<br>**[17:59] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love is both a painful and beautiful thing.<br>**[18:04] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you in love?<br>**[18:05] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was pretty popular<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in high school, remember?<br>**[18:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, you played baseball.<br>**[18:12] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But once you're an adult,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people have pretty high standards<br>**[18:14] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;regarding your appearance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or work performance.<br>**[18:18] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I've gotten older,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd started to give up on it.<br>**[18:22] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My spring's finally on the horizon, though.<br>**[18:24] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? That's great.<br>**[18:27] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've mentioned this before,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in the marriage marketplace,<br>**[18:30] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's no demand for guys<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with specs like ours.<br>**[18:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's exactly it.<br>**[18:34] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is a 28-year-old nurse interested in me?<br>**[18:37] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's that special feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that outshines your specs.<br>**[18:41] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I compared my feelings to Jupiter before,<br>**[18:43] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I don't really understand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;attraction or romance myself.<br>**[18:48] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always thought they were concepts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that had nothing to do with me.<br>**[18:53] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, I'm not confident.<br>**[18:56] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before you know it, you're in love.<br>**[18:59] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just how it is.<br>**[19:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't lecture me on love. It's aggravating.<br>**[19:05] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You wanna see the girl I'm talking to?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo
<br>**[19:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's just a little girl.<br>**[19:11] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's still only 18.<br>**[19:13] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So far we've only exchanged messages,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we get along great.<br>**[19:17] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're supposed to meet up soon,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but she's busy with work.<br>**[19:21] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you meet her on a matchmaking site?<br>**[19:24] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[19:26] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know what you're trying to say.<br>**[19:28] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think she doesn't exist, don't you?<br>**[19:32] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, read it and weep.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakihana-san!!  Good luck at work
<br>**[19:38] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ma'am, another helping.<br>**[19:40] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not that I doubt her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;existence. It's just...<br>**[19:46] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure you're not being tricked?<br>**[19:49] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you jealous?<br>**[19:51] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakihana, I'm not saying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; this out of jealousy.<br>**[19:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think about it. You said so yourself.<br>**[19:57] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no demand for us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the marriage marketplace.<br>**[19:59] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm telling you, it's the feeling—<br>**[20:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've never even met her.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can there be any feeling?<br>**[20:03] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you, we've been exchanging messages!<br>**[20:06] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a look at all of these!<br>**[20:07] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me see your profile.<br>**[20:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me that...<br>**[20:10] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way. Why, you...<br>**[20:14] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop that!<br>**[20:15] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me your phone...<br>**[20:20] Taeko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey.<br>**[20:23] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eiji Kakihana<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 41 Years Old, Tokyo
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Profile <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Born: Tokyo <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Education: College Graduate <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Annual Income: 20,000,000
<br>**[20:30] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These specs you lied about way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;outshine any kind of feeling.<br>**[20:35] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know.<br>**[20:38] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But still, I wanna dream.<br>**[20:41] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can dream, right?<br>**[21:00] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Good evening.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good evening.  I finished work, and I'm in Arakawa.  Could I see you now?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiho
<br>**[21:01] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I finished work, and I'm in Arakawa.*<br>**[21:04] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Could I see you now?"*<br>**[21:09] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do? What should I do?<br>**[21:11] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm on my way!<br>**[21:14] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goriki's missing?<br>**[21:17] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't get in touch with him.<br>**[21:19] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What should I do, Odokawa-san?*<br>**[21:41] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiho-chan?<br>**[21:43] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakihana-san, I've been wanting to see you.<br>**[21:47] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry to keep you waiting.<br>**[21:48] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was glued to my monitor at work.<br>**[21:51] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I rushed here in a taxi, but had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; trouble finding this place.<br>**[21:56] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're even more wonderful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than I thought. I'm relieved.<br>**[22:01] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're all wet. Poor thing.<br>**[22:04] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we get some tea someplace?<br>**[22:07] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Y-Yeah. I know a place<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that serves good Darjeeling,<br>**[22:11] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I don't really know this area.<br>**[22:13] Ichimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a Doutor nearby. Let's go there.<br>**[22:16] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Okay.<br>**[22:23] Kakihana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Time: Tanaka's Revolution
<br>**[23:35] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Our story begins four years ago."*<br>**[23:37] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"He was working for a game company—"*<br>**[23:38] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't read that.*<br>**[23:39] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What is this?*<br>**[23:40] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's an interview conducted by a writer.*<br>**[23:42] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This doesn't belong at <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an auspicious event like this.*<br>**[23:44] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Anyway, I'm surprised you came, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Successful Comedian.*<br>**[23:47] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Are you being mean on purpose? <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got nothing in my schedule right now.*<br>