# E10 - We Have No Tomorrow

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We Have No Tomorrow
<br>**[01:02] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Entry number 2414, Omi Beef.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-1 Grand Prix
<br>**[01:08] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Final group.<br>**[01:10] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Entry number...<br>**[01:13] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2425, Bonnou Illumination.<br>**[01:16] Fukumoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[01:17] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[01:19] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's all. If your name was called...<br>**[01:27] Baba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I've got something after this.<br>**[01:33] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You didn't make it.<br>**[01:35] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey. Nagashima, right? You came to watch?<br>**[01:38] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why didn't you do the joke<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the café hideaway?<br>**[01:41] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I were a musician, I wouldn't put<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my hit songs on my "best of" albums.<br>**[01:45] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why you haven't succeeded.<br>**[01:46] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if it's not what you want,<br>**[01:48] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have to be someone that has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"best of" albums with hits.<br>**[01:50] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We didn't get enough time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go over our material, either.<br>**[01:52] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought you guys might make it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since Baba-san's getting popular.<br>**[01:55] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite that, Bonnou Illumination<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; took that category.<br>**[01:58] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not only are you up in my personal space,<br>**[01:59] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you're also trying to burn me.<br>**[02:01] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you, a smoking area in Shin-Osaka?<br>**[02:05] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The population density of smoking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;areas in Shin-Osaka is brutal.<br>**[02:08] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You gotta watch out for all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the lit cigarettes everywhere.<br>**[02:10] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't make me explain the joke. It's embarrassing.<br>**[02:11] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should team up with me.<br>**[02:12] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:13] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're splitting up this year<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you don't make it, right?<br>**[02:16] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I promise we'll make it big together.<br>**[02:18] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can even write jokes.<br>**[02:19] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You used a ton of my letters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on your radio show, right?<br>**[02:21] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can draw out your best qualities.<br>**[02:23] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can show you the view<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the top, Shibagaki-san.<br>**[02:25] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I team up with a high school student now,<br>**[02:28] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people will say I've finally lost my mind.<br>**[02:30] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after you split up, then?<br>**[02:32] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think you can make it alone?<br>**[02:33] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez, you're obnoxious!<br>**[02:34] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How obnoxious?<br>**[02:35] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As loud and annoying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a convenience store ATM.<br>**[02:38] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, that shrill piercing sound<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they make after you withdraw money...<br>**[02:41] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not that funny.<br>**[02:42] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you didn't draw<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; out my best qualities.<br>**[02:45] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're splitting up, team up with me.<br>**[02:47] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's still the losers' bracket.<br>**[02:49] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not giving up?<br>**[02:50] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course not.<br>**[02:51] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, if you wanna be an entertainer,<br>**[02:53] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find someone your own age.<br>**[02:54] Shibagaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't try to ride my flimsy-ass coattails.<br>**[02:58] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I saw you perform your jokes today,<br>**[03:00] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I felt like Baba-san has lost his<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;motivation for manzai comedy.<br>**[03:02] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you should try again with me.<br>**[03:10] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got interesting news from our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; unlicensed doc, y'know the guy?<br>**[03:14] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hear Dobu-san showed up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; in a fancy new ride.<br>**[03:16] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shot in the femoral region,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right in the thigh.<br>**[03:18] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems like the culprit's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the one who stole his gun.<br>**[03:20] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the boss finds out, Dobu better run.<br>**[03:22] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Either way, his points are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; goin' down one-by-one.<br>**[03:24] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After this, all his business will be mine.<br>**[03:26] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We used to be brothers in arms,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; fates entwined.<br>**[03:28] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two flowers blossoming<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the boss, both aligned.<br>**[03:30] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He taught me to use people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and money, rinse and repeat.<br>**[03:32] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Showed compassion to a country<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kid raised on the streets.<br>**[03:35] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I gotta say, this development<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is pretty sweet.<br>**[03:37] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A decade my senior, he had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; my respect, my affection.<br>**[03:38] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But now he's gone soft,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a sugar-coated confection.<br>**[03:41] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is Dobu-san worth now? Upon inspection...<br>**[03:43] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He lacks punch, like these candy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;drops, to make a connection.<br>**[03:45] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm looking for peppermint,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but all I find is sweet.<br>**[03:49] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm ready for a big explosion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to knock me off my feet.<br>**[03:51] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm bored. Light me on fire,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;put me in the hot seat.<br>**[03:53] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sekiguchi, your lack of experience<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; led to defeat. You were sloppy.<br>**[03:56] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, deliver this declaration of war for me.<br>**[03:58] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be a scramble for that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one billion yen spot.<br>**[04:00] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meanwhile, the loser will get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to watch his criminal career drop.<br>**[04:06] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood. I'll pass on the message.<br>**[04:08] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yano-san, did you take a look<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at that Nikaido fan account?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Imai@Nikaido fan account
<br>**[04:14] Imai**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The photo of the jackpot-winning ticket*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I posted before was actually edited.*<br>**[04:16] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I lied to get a response from Rui-chan.*<br>**[04:22] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm such an idiot.*<br>**[04:24] Imai**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll continue running this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a Rui Nikaido fan account.*<br>**[04:27] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sorry for all the trouble I caused."*<br>**[04:29] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, no problem. The one billion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yen is definitely with Imai.<br>**[04:32] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've seen these digital black<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and white shadows online.<br>**[04:35] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a very famous amateur mistake,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;does he think he's sly?<br>**[04:37] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look into his past, dig up what you can.<br>**[04:40] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And figure out where we can find the man.<br>**[04:42] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood. I'll get everyone on it.<br>**[04:47] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry for calling you so often, Odokawa-san.<br>**[04:51] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The guy offering to pay 900 million<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for your dash cam data is a yakuza.<br>**[04:56] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Accepting money from him would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mean problems for you later.<br>**[04:59] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you let us handle it?<br>**[05:01] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're prepared to compensate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you appropriately,<br>**[05:03] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and we can guarantee<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your safety, Odokawa-san.<br>**[05:06] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm telling you this for your sake.<br>**[05:08] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Things are going great for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mystery Kiss right now.<br>**[05:12] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came prepared today.<br>**[05:14] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm willing to use force if necessary.<br>**[05:17] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're starting to show your true colors.<br>**[05:19] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just kidding. I obviously wouldn't do that.<br>**[05:22] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came to talk.<br>**[05:24] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is Mystery Kiss that important to you?<br>**[05:26] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course they are. Don't you know?<br>**[05:28] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't about money<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anymore. It's our dream.<br>**[05:31] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[05:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's too bad. I was rooting for you.<br>**[05:36] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's too bad?<br>**[05:38] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Ichimura had to run badger games.<br>**[05:42] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa-san?<br>**[05:44] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakihana is my friend.<br>**[05:47] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, he's a hopeless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;idiot. It was his fault.<br>**[05:51] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he paid for his mistake already.<br>**[05:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about you, then?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you gotten what you deserve yet?<br>**[06:01] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand, Odokawa-san.<br>**[06:03] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allow me to explain.<br>**[06:06] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? Explain what?<br>**[06:08] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our side of the story.<br>**[06:10] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naturally, we'll apologize<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Kakihana-san as well.<br>**[06:14] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, could you turn left here?<br>**[06:17] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa-san, how do you want to handle this?<br>**[06:19] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not interested in exposing you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the public or anything.<br>**[06:23] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I appreciate that. Next right.<br>**[06:30] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't tell anyone about your evil doings.<br>**[06:34] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once this is all over, I'll even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;give you my dash cam data.<br>**[06:37] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words?<br>**[06:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you side with me?<br>**[06:41] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Betray whoever you're working for.<br>**[06:50] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Park the car here.<br>**[06:59] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean, betray?<br>**[07:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're after the one billion yen.<br>**[07:04] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm protecting it.<br>**[07:06] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On top of that, I'm going to take down<br>**[07:09] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;both whoever's behind you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the guy behind me.<br>**[07:16] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[07:18] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've considered the situation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as calmly as I can.<br>**[07:21] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What we have to gain, what we have to lose...<br>**[07:24] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The power balance between us.<br>**[07:27] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how I look at it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't see how...<br>**[07:31] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a single taxi driver can beat us.<br>**[07:38] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't a game!<br>**[07:42] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll kill you and take everything!<br>**[07:57] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on out!<br>**[08:00] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell?<br>**[08:09] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't be serious.<br>**[08:24] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next, you'll get a martelo to the face.<br>**[08:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Capoeira's actually pretty strong.<br>**[08:34] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. You thought it was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a type of dance, didn't you?<br>**[08:37] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why'd you even start doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it in the first place?<br>**[08:40] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's in my top three things that I don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;understand how people get into.<br>**[08:43] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are the other two?<br>**[08:44] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hammer throw and stimulants.<br>**[08:45] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to apologize to everyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and everything, starting with Brazil.<br>**[08:49] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me...<br>**[08:51] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you think you could forgive me?<br>**[08:54] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both for this, and everything until now.<br>**[08:58] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what I've seen saying from the start.<br>**[09:00] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I even told you my condition.<br>**[09:02] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To betray Yano?<br>**[09:04] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[09:06] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if I do, Mystery Kiss will be protected?<br>**[09:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If things go well.<br>**[09:11] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure she doesn't want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to run badger games.<br>**[09:14] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What exactly should I do?<br>**[09:16] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allow yourselves to be caught by the police<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while you're stealing the one billion yen.<br>**[09:20] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it. It's easy.<br>**[09:23] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Won't I be arrested then, too?<br>**[09:26] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe. Tell them you were threatened.<br>**[09:29] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, aren't you *actually* <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being threatened?<br>**[09:31] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's kind of a problem for me if they<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ask why I was being threatened.<br>**[09:34] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They've got dirt on you?<br>**[09:36] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever.<br>**[09:38] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you won't help me, I'm turning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you in to the police now.<br>**[09:41] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For robbing a taxi, running badger games,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;abduction, and confinement...<br>**[09:45] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[09:47] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the only way to protect Mystery Kiss.<br>**[09:55] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be in touch.<br>**[09:57] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it. I'll contact you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;once our plans are made.<br>**[10:08] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dr. Goriki told me what you're doing.<br>**[10:10] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shouldn't do anything dangerous.<br>**[10:12] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm already involved.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have a choice now.<br>**[10:15] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you working with Dobu-san?<br>**[10:18] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[10:20] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lately I've been thinking that Dobu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might not be such a bad guy, after all.<br>**[10:25] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. He operates based<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on his brand of justice.<br>**[10:30] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But then I thought this must be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some kind of brainwashing.<br>**[10:35] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still haven't been freed from yours.<br>**[10:39] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true that he's done<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a lot of bad things,<br>**[10:42] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but his dedication to his boss never wavers.<br>**[10:44] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dobu-san's been brainwashed, too.<br>**[10:47] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope, I decided. I just decided.<br>**[10:49] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to punish him after all.<br>**[10:50] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did that come from?<br>**[10:51] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's your fault for defending Dobu.<br>**[10:53] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wasn't defending him!<br>**[10:54] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But in the real world, good isn't always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rewarded, and evil isn't always punished—<br>**[10:56] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up. I told you to stay away from me.<br>**[10:58] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I didn't get involved, you'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be dead by now, Odokawa!<br>**[11:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's none of your business.<br>**[11:03] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And why'd you call me Odokawa?<br>**[11:04] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot to call you "Odokawa-san"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because there's too much I want to say!<br>**[11:07] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like we're texting.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How is that possible?<br>**[11:09] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That aside, what do you mean,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's none of my business?!<br>**[11:11] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I saved your life!<br>**[11:13] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You didn't have to break my window.<br>**[11:15] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the second time in a short period.<br>**[11:22] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[11:23] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For unrelated reasons, a guy armed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a gun is trying to kill me right now.<br>**[11:27] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did your life suddenly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;become so hard-boiled?<br>**[11:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, he's able to determine my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;location to an unnatural degree.<br>**[11:37] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean he planted a GPS on you?<br>**[11:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[11:40] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After my car window was broken,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone fired a shot into my house.<br>**[11:45] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an unnaturally plain way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to harass someone, don't you think?<br>**[11:48] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The culprit probably suddenly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;found me around the city<br>**[11:51] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and hid a phone in my car<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a temporary measure.<br>**[11:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But a phone would run<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out of battery eventually.<br>**[11:57] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So they found my home, broke<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my car window, retrieved their phone,<br>**[12:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then replaced it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a battery-less GPS.<br>**[12:06] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See?<br>**[12:08] Shirakawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're still trying to kill you, though.<br>**[12:12] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to find a way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to use this against them.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Equator Sauna
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eiji Kakihana
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heading to the sauna. Wanna come?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wish I could, but I'm working tonight.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good for you, working two jobs.  We can go once you've paid off your debt.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'll be years from now!
<br>**[12:35] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it cold outside?<br>**[12:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's pretty cold.<br>**[12:40] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it is already December.<br>**[12:43] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sudden changes in body temperature<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can be really dangerous. Be careful.<br>**[12:47] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's called heat shock.<br>**[12:50] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, it's strange.<br>**[12:53] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is?<br>**[12:54] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This place is always empty, isn't it?<br>**[12:56] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you're here.<br>**[12:57] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tough guy with his tattoos out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for everyone to see.<br>**[13:00] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was eye-opening.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Impressive as always, Odokawa.<br>**[13:03] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait. How do you know my name?<br>**[13:06] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because people thought you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were the kidnapper<br>**[13:08] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the missing Nerima high school girl case.<br>**[13:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is he a cop? No, there's no way.*<br>**[13:15] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry I suspected you, taxi driver.<br>**[13:18] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would never do that.<br>**[13:20] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I still think there's a 5% chance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you did it, though.<br>**[13:26] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa, do you not want money?<br>**[13:29] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thankfully, I don't have money problems.<br>**[13:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I do have one problem.<br>**[13:34] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want more than befits my stature.<br>**[13:37] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I want is to be able to repay the people<br>**[13:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who helped me, little by little,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the best of my own ability.<br>**[13:44] Kuroda**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. I'm glad to hear that.<br>**[13:59] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yano-san, we've found Imai.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Imai@Nikaido fan account
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got nothing to do, so I've been  watching Mystery Kiss' concerts.
<br>**[14:04] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He tweeted this on November<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;15th after moving.<br>**[14:08] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you raise the volume,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can faintly hear<br>**[14:10] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the departure melody<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of a train in the background.<br>**[14:12] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In Tokyo, the stations that use this melody<br>**[14:14] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are Komagome Station and Musashi-Koganei<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Station on the Yamanote Line.<br>**[14:18] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He also responded to a tweet from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone who seems to be his friend.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taro Matsu <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;@matsutaro_123     2 days ago <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously? This Christmas Mystery Kiss <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;concert is first come, first served?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Imai@Nikaido fan account <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Replying to @matsutaro_123<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It takes 50 minutes to get there <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from my place so I'm leaving at noon lol
<br>**[14:22] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mystery Kiss is performing a concert<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the civic center on Christmas.<br>**[14:26] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since it takes him 50 minutes to get there,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he must be at Musashi-Koganei Station.<br>**[14:30] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Returning to the tweet<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he made the day he moved,<br>**[14:33] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we looked for rental properties<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with similar wallpaper<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finished moving. Unpacking is gonna suck.  But I put up my Rui-tan poster first thing.
<br>**[14:35] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;within hearing distance of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musashi-Koganei Station departure melody.<br>**[14:39] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This "Rinky-Dink Koganei" apartment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;building fits the criteria.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rinky-Dink Koganei #201
<br>**[14:43] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Based on the scenery visible from his window<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the positions of the utility poles,<br>**[14:46] Sekiguchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he's at Rinky-Dink Koganei, room 201.<br>**[14:50] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While I expanded my vocabulary,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you cyberstalked him excellently.<br>**[14:56] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew you'd get it done, but I gotta admit,<br>**[14:59] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it gives me chills, creeps me out a bit.<br>**[15:01] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just kidding, well done.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, great stuff.<br>**[15:04] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now let's go grab this guy by the scruff.<br>**[15:06] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bad blood's brewing, but it's too<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;soon to cause an uproar.<br>**[15:10] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dobu-san underestimates me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'cause he thinks I'm an herbivore.<br>**[15:15] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll peel back his disguise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and stab him with all my spines.<br>**[15:18] Yano**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seize the big money and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;laugh out loud like a porcupine.<br>**[15:25] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're sure Yano and his guys found Imai?<br>**[15:29] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. Yamamoto the manager contacted me.<br>**[15:32] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll act as soon as tomorrow, then.<br>**[15:35] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll take Imai to the bank<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and keep him locked up<br>**[15:40] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until the bank gets one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;billion in cash ready.<br>**[15:42] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The bank's supposed to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;contact you if Imai arrives, right?<br>**[15:45] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. They'll tell me the time and date<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that the cash will be handed over.<br>**[15:49] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You ready? I'm about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to tell you my entire plan.<br>**[15:53] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make sure you drum it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into your head, Odokawa.<br>**[15:55] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it.<br>**[15:55] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one billion yen will be split<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into ten duraluminum cases,<br>**[15:59] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the bank will hand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over just one of those.<br>**[16:02] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll also hand over nine duraluminum<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cases filled with fake bills.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Real
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fake
<br>**[16:06] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yano's crew will probably be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with Imai during the handoff,<br>**[16:09] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and they'll want to confirm that it's real.<br>**[16:12] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why they're giving them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one case of real bills.<br>**[16:15] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yano will want to get out of there as soon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as possible, so he won't check all ten.<br>**[16:19] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once Yano's crew pack 100 million real yen<br>**[16:21] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and 900 million counterfeit yen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into their car and leave...<br>**[16:24] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As soon as they leave,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll acquire 900 million.<br>**[16:28] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At that point, you've won.<br>**[16:30] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't end there, though.<br>**[16:32] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They've issued a declaration of war.<br>**[16:35] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to steal the 100 million they took.<br>**[16:38] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How?<br>**[16:39] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The bank is here.<br>**[16:40] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait in your taxi at this nearby parking lot.<br>**[16:45] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[16:46] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll come to the parking lot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with 900 million yen in my car.<br>**[16:49] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll move your taxi,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'll park in your spot.<br>**[16:52] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll get into your taxi.<br>**[16:55] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where do we head next?<br>**[16:56] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll probably head to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; their hideout at the wharf.<br>**[16:58] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Along the way, Big Daimon's patrol car<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will probably stop them around here.<br>**[17:04] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're using every service vehicle you can.<br>**[17:06] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When Big Daimon searches their car,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he'll find a ton of counterfeit bills.<br>**[17:11] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After dropping me off nearby,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll wait here.<br>**[17:16] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While Yano and the police are making a fuss,<br>**[17:19] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll arrive on the scene<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and steal Yano's car.<br>**[17:21] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After confirming I have the 100 million,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll get back into your taxi.<br>**[17:25] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll head back to the parking lot where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the car with 900 million is waiting.<br>**[17:28] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if we screw up, you'll just be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a taxi driver transporting his passenger.<br>**[17:32] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You won't be arrested.<br>**[17:34] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's my plan.<br>**[17:35] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I call it... ODDTAXI.<br>**[17:42] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You're acting like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's supposed to sound cool.<br>**[17:45] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ODDTAXI...<br>**[17:47] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What does it mean?<br>**[17:48] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Odd" refers to one of a pair.<br>**[17:51] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without you or me, this plan doesn't work.<br>**[17:54] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After acquiring the one billion<br>**[17:56] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and paying the two bank employees<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who helped us 100 million each,<br>**[17:59] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll split the rest. Sound good?<br>**[18:02] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need any. I already<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gave you all my conditions.<br>**[18:05] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really don't want any?<br>**[18:07] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your risk of being arrested isn't zero.<br>**[18:09] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just do something about Skull Mask.<br>**[18:13] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then my relationship with you will be over.<br>**[18:16] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skull Mask's target might be me now.<br>**[18:19] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He actually shot me.<br>**[18:21] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That would be ideal.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to return to my normal life.<br>**[18:26] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once this operation is over,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll go our separate ways.<br>**[18:29] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that it's nearly over,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell me the truth.<br>**[18:32] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is this girl?<br>**[18:35] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this photo?<br>**[18:36] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A screenshot from your dash cam data.<br>**[18:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the missing Nerima high school girl?<br>**[18:42] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your boss' classmate's daughter?<br>**[18:43] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, but she's the only one from your dash<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cam data that matches her description.<br>**[18:49] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try to remember.<br>**[18:51] Dobu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You drove her two months ago.<br>**[18:55] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see. I've driven her before, huh?*<br>**[18:59] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's the Mystery Kiss girl.*<br>**[19:12] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yano will go after Imai tomorrow.*<br>**[19:15] Yamamoto**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After that, they'll go to the bank*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to begin the process,*<br>**[19:17] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and then confine him at their wharf hideout.*<br>**[19:19] Yamamoto**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yano, Sekiguchi, and I will*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bring Imai to the bank*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki Yamamoto
<br>**[19:22] Yamamoto**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at a time and date determined*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by them and leave with the cash.*<br>**[19:25] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just like Dobu predicted.<br>**[19:27] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh?*<br>**[19:28] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing.<br>**[19:29] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do?<br>**[19:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When they hand over the money,*<br>**[19:34] Odokawa**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll probably check the contents*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of just one of the duraluminum cases.*<br>**[19:38] Odokawa**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As soon as they're finished,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want you to tell the bank employees,*<br>**[19:43] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Let us check another one."*<br>**[19:46] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will they be giving us counterfeit bills?<br>**[19:49] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. It should make Yano's crew freak out.<br>**[19:52] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Play along with them.<br>**[19:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The police will handle the rest.<br>**[19:57] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Tell the police that they threatened you.*<br>**[19:59] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will it work?<br>**[20:01] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as you can call the police,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll arrest Yano for blackmail.<br>**[20:04] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since you're participating in a crime,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I doubt you'll get off scot-free,<br>**[20:09] Odokawa**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but at the very least, you'll have*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;protected Mystery Kiss.*<br>**[20:12] Yamamoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as I can protect<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mystery Kiss, I'll do my best.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little Daimon
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rinky-Dink Koganei
<br>**[20:35] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odokawa-sama.<br>**[20:37] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for everything, Odokawa-sama.<br>**[20:42] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be brief. The yakuza<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are coming here tomorrow.<br>**[20:46] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's terrifying.<br>**[20:48] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure it is, but you can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;run. Do your best.<br>**[20:52] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going to happen to me?<br>**[20:54] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll threaten you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and take you to the bank.<br>**[20:56] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do as they tell you.<br>**[20:58] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For about one week after that,<br>**[21:00] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll be imprisoned at their hideout<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until the cash is ready.<br>**[21:04] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the Mystery Kiss CD release date<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and concert are in just over a week.<br>**[21:10] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try to be patient.<br>**[21:12] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After imprisoning you, they'll take you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the bank to receive the cash.<br>**[21:16] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know it'll be hard,<br>**[21:18] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but until then, I need you to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what Yano's crew tell you to do.<br>**[21:21] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can make it that far,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll be arrested by the police.<br>**[21:24] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can be patient for one week,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;both you and Mystery Kiss will be free.<br>**[21:29] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I promise I'll save you.<br>**[21:31] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood, Odokawa-sama.<br>**[21:33] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll do my best for Mystery Kiss, too.<br>**[21:36] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And besides, I only got<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this money because of you.<br>**[21:40] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not something I had before all this.<br>**[21:42] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if I lose it, my life will<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just go back to how it was before.<br>**[21:46] Imai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll keep on supporting Mystery Kiss,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just like I always have.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;17th Principal - Tadashi Oda   16th Principal - Kazuta Fujimoto   15th Principal - Hideo Takemoto   14th Principal - Joji Taga
<br>**[21:51] Teacher**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're Odokawa-kun's doctor?<br>**[21:53] Goriki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. There's a lack of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;information about his accident.<br>**[21:58] Goriki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm asking around about it.<br>**[22:00] Teacher**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is he seriously ill?<br>**[22:06] Teacher**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His accident was...<br>**[22:10] Newscaster**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The body found in the Tokyo Bay*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in October has been identified.*<br>**[22:16] Newscaster**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The deceased is Nerima City resident*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuki Mitsuya-san, 18 years old.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nerima City, Tokyo<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Yuki Mitsuya-san (18)
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Breaking News
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shibaura Wharf Abandoned Body Case<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Body Identified as Belonging <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Member of Popular Idol Group
<br>**[22:22] Newscaster**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yuki Mitsuya-san was a member <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of idol group Mystery Kiss.*<br>**[22:28] Newscaster**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fans have been shocked by*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sudden news of her death.*<br>**[22:32] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not her...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Time: If We Could Go Back to That Day
<br>**[23:35] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Since I was a child, I've hated <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;losing more than others."*<br>**[23:37] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, don't read that.*<br>**[23:39] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In fact, who the hell are you?*<br>**[23:40] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm thinking about entering <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a training school next year.*<br>**[23:42] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll turn the comedy industry on its head.*<br>**[23:44] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"I didn't ask for this kind of Santa Claus." <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of Santa Claus?*<br>**[23:47] Nagashima**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Give me two hours.*<br>**[23:48] Odokawa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Forget it!*<br>