# E1 - The Eccentric Driver
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**[01:53] News**
*And now for the news.*
**[01:55] News**
* A high school girl has gone*
* missing in Nerima City, Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** Tea
***SIGN*** High School Student Goes Missing in Nerima
**[02:00] News**
*She has been unreachable*
**[02:01] News**
* since she left her home late*
* at night on the 4th of this month.*
**[02:04] News**
* The police believe she may*
* have been involved in an incident.*
**[02:09] Shibagaki**
* We, the Homosapiens, just received*
* the results of Round 1 of the N-1.*
***SIGN*** Oral Medicine
Odokawa
**[02:14] Baba**
*And would you believe it? We passed!*
**[02:15] Shibagaki**
*Of course we did.*
**[02:16] Shibagaki**
*Even amateurs could make it past Round 1.*
**[02:18] Shibagaki**
*Where do you think the finish line is?*
**[02:20] Baba**
*But last year, we failed in Round 2.*
**[02:22] Shibagaki**
*After ten years in the business,
I can't believe we suffered that indignity.*
***SIGN*** The Eccentric Driver
**[02:24] Shibagaki**
*Crap. Just thinking about it pisses me off.*
**[02:26] Baba**
*Now, now...*
**[02:27] Shibagaki**
*Seriously, why? Those judges have
no idea what they were talking about.*
**[02:29] Baba**
*Don't start.*
**[02:30] Shibagaki**
*I smell collusion.*
***SIGN*** Privately-Owned Taxi
**[02:32] Shibagaki**
*In the first place, why are we being judged
by guys who are less funny than us?*
**[02:35] Baba**
*Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail.*
**[02:37] Baba**
* It's from high school student*
* Satoshi Nagashima-kun from Tokyo.*
**[02:40] Baba**
*"Good evening. I went to see Round 1."*
**[02:43] Baba**
*"Simply put, your jokes aren't funny."*
***SIGN*** Good Luck Charm
***SIGN*** Safe Driving
**[02:47] Baba**
* "A whole minute passed before*
* you made your first joke."*
**[02:49] Baba**
* "Then you failed to follow up on it while*
* making the same jokes over and over again,*
**[02:53] Baba**
*resulting in waves of uneasy laughter."*
**[02:55] Baba**
*"Just watching you guys made me anxious."*
**[02:58] Baba**
* "You should come up with better jokes*
* more appropriate for a prize competition."*
**[03:02] Shibagaki**
*Who the hell is this guy?*
**[03:03] Baba**
*Moving on! Let's listen to some music.*
**[03:05] Baba**
* This is Mystery Kiss' debut single,*
* "Supernatural Love Phenomenon."*
**[04:27] Odokawa**
Where to?
**[04:29] Kabasawa**
Nerima.
**[04:42] Kabasawa**
Could you turn off the radio?
**[04:45] Kabasawa**
I'm trying to think.
**[04:56] Man B**
One more bar.
***SIGN*** Goo Goo Curry
**[05:04] Kabasawa**
Driver, has anything interesting
happened to you recently?
**[05:10] Odokawa**
Interesting? Uh...
**[05:23] Kabasawa**
Time's up.
**[05:25] Kabasawa**
I'm starting to realize
I wasn't that interested
**[05:27] Kabasawa**
in hearing the answer to my own question.
**[05:32] Odokawa**
When someone asks me a question,
I come up with about five possible answers.
**[05:35] Odokawa**
It takes time for me to choose the best
answer that also won't offend anyone.
**[05:42] Odokawa**
I bet you respond quickly with
whatever pops into your head first,
**[05:44] Odokawa**
without considering your answer carefully.
**[05:46] Kabasawa**
You've already offended me with your words.
**[05:50] Odokawa**
Why'd you ask if anything
interesting has happened?
**[05:53] Kabasawa**
I'm trying to go viral.
**[05:54] Odokawa**
Viral?
**[05:56] Kabasawa**
I want my posts to be spread
all over social media.
**[06:00] Odokawa**
Why?
**[06:01] Kabasawa**
Why? Because my friends have.
**[06:05] Odokawa**
You're sure wasting your time
on pointless shit, huh?
**[06:07] Kabasawa**
It's not pointless. It's important.
**[06:10] Kabasawa**
Likes and followers
represent a person's worth.
**[06:13] Kabasawa**
They're even used as evaluation
criteria by job recruiters.
**[06:16] Odokawa**
Huh. What kind of posts go viral?
**[06:20] Kabasawa**
Posts that make people laugh.
**[06:23] Kabasawa**
Emotional posts, refreshing posts
about poetic justice.
**[06:27] Kabasawa**
Also, posts about foreigners'
perspectives on gender in Japan.
**[06:32] Odokawa**
Like what?
**[06:33] Kabasawa**
For example...
**[06:35] Kabasawa**
"The other day, I overheard this conversation
take place at the table next to me
***SIGN*** Taikichi
***SIGN*** 6 hours ago
**[06:37] Kabasawa**
while working on a manuscript at Starbucks:
**[06:39] Kabasawa**
'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.'
***SIGN*** A: "Man, I don't want to go to the dentist."
***SIGN*** B: "Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.
**[06:41] Kabasawa**
'Having lots of cavities is
an indication that you're loved.'
***SIGN*** It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth
**[06:44] Kabasawa**
'It means your parents
fed you mouth-to-mouth
**[06:47] Kabasawa**
or shared a spoon with you
when you were a kid.'
***SIGN*** or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid."
***SIGN*** A: "Seriously?"
**[06:50] Kabasawa**
'Seriously?'
***SIGN*** B: "By the way, I have zero cavities."
**[06:51] Kabasawa**
'By the way, I have zero cavities.'
**[06:54] Kabasawa**
That exchange between two
handsome high school boys
**[06:56] Kabasawa**
was so overwhelmingly precious
that I wanted to hug them."
**[07:00] Odokawa**
Sounds gross.
**[07:02] Odokawa**
It's unnecessary to show off
that they're a creative
**[07:04] Odokawa**
by saying they were writing a manuscript.
**[07:05] Odokawa**
Plus, you can practically hear them saying,
**[07:07] Odokawa**
"Not only did I witness this amusing scene,
**[07:09] Odokawa**
but my retelling of it is so pithy.
How great is my taste?"
**[07:11] Odokawa**
Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross.
**[07:14] Kabasawa**
You're really not afraid
to hate on stuff, are you?
**[07:19] Odokawa**
Well, it's not like you
can make something up.
**[07:22] Kabasawa**
Sure you can. This post is
probably made up, too.
**[07:25] Odokawa**
And you're okay with that?
**[07:27] Kabasawa**
Oh! I just got a great idea.
**[07:29] Kabasawa**
Driver, could you take
a selfie of us together?
**[07:32] Odokawa**
Will that go viral?
**[07:33] Kabasawa**
Just do it.
**[07:39] Kabasawa**
Done. Look.
***SIGN*** Taichi Kabasawa
***SIGN*** 10 seconds ago
***SIGN*** Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao
***SIGN*** Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao
**[07:50] Odokawa**
That's going to go viral?
**[07:52] Kabasawa**
Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too.
**[07:54] Kabasawa**
Anyway, you picked up
the term "viral" quickly.
**[07:57] Odokawa**
Shouldn't you blur the faces?
**[07:58] Kabasawa**
You mean yours?
**[08:00] Kabasawa**
I guess some people
don't like this kind of thing.
**[08:02] Odokawa**
No, yours.
**[08:03] Kabasawa**
Why would I blur mine?
**[08:05] Kabasawa**
Are you saying I'm deceased
or that my face is indecent?
**[08:22] Kenshiro**
Oh. It's you, Odokawa.
**[08:24] Odokawa**
What's that mean?
**[08:25] Odokawa**
I've got a passenger. Make it quick.
**[08:30] Kenshiro**
Have you seen this guy?
**[08:33] Odokawa**
That's odd. Aren't you friends with him?
**[08:38] Kenshiro**
I'm asking for convenience's
sake. Use your head.
**[08:40] Koshiro**
What's he mean, Bro?
**[08:43] Kenshiro**
Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy.
**[08:45] Odokawa**
Are we done here?
**[08:46] Odokawa**
Can't you brothers wait
until you're home to argue?
**[08:50] Kenshiro**
We're good. Get outta here.
**[08:57] Koshiro**
Hey, Bro.
**[08:59] Koshiro**
What did he mean when he said you
and this wanted criminal are friends?
**[09:03] Kenshiro**
Listen, Little Bro. Don't listen to a word that
comes outta that taxi driver's mouth.
**[09:08] Koshiro**
Yeah, I mean, he's a taxi driver.
**[09:12] Kenshiro**
Yup. That loathsome taxi driver
tells lies like it's no big deal.
**[09:17] Koshiro**
What an awful guy.
**[09:19] Kabasawa**
Man, I should've taken a picture of that.
**[09:22] Kabasawa**
It looked like something
you'd see in a drama.
**[09:25] Odokawa**
I don't like him.
**[09:28] Odokawa**
He's anal about stupid little details.
**[09:31] Kabasawa**
You do have a license, don't you?
**[09:32] Odokawa**
Yeah. I guessed on the vision test, though.
**[09:35] Kabasawa**
That's hardly a minor detail.
**[09:36] Kabasawa**
I'm scared, now.
**[09:39] Odokawa**
You'll be fine. I've got night blindness.
**[09:41] Kabasawa**
That's even worse!
**[09:50] Kabasawa**
So, why'd you become a taxi driver?
**[10:11] Kabasawa**
Time's up.
**[10:15] Kabasawa**
Ah, here is fine.
**[10:23] Odokawa**
That'll be 5,610 yen.
**[10:25] Kabasawa**
Here's exact change.
**[10:26] Odokawa**
Thank you. Don't forget anything in the car.
**[10:45] Shibagaki**
* If we don't make it*
* this year, we're through.*
**[10:48] Baba**
*Are you being serious, Shibagaki-san?*
**[10:50] Shibagaki**
* I've been unsuccessful because*
* I've been working with you.*
**[10:52] Baba**
*You can't say that on public airwaves.*
**[10:55] Shibagaki**
*Shut up, you nincompoop.*
**[10:56] Baba**
*Now that's an insult you don't hear often.*
**[10:59] Baba**
*Let's move onto our next segment.*
**[11:02] Baba**
* Cutting through this week's*
* news, Shibagaki Eyes.*
**[11:04] Baba**
* Anyway, apparently a high school girl*
* has gone missing in Nerima City.*
**[11:09] Shibagaki**
*Scary stuff.*
**[11:14] Shibagaki**
*It'd be nice if she turned up safe.*
**[11:17] Baba**
*Absolutely.*
**[11:17] [Messenger] Phone**
Public Phone
Incoming Call
**[11:17] Shibagaki**
*So, she's still missing?*
**[11:19] Baba**
*Yeah, that's why she's in the news.*
**[11:21] Kabasawa**
Sorry, Driver. I forgot my phone.
**[11:23] Kabasawa**
Could you come back?
**[11:24] Odokawa**
*I told you not to leave anything in the car.*
**[11:27] Kabasawa**
Did it go viral?
**[11:29] Shibagaki**
*I hope she comes back safe.*
**[11:32] Odokawa**
The notifications won't stop.
**[11:35] Kabasawa**
*Seriously? It went viral.*
**[11:37] Shibagaki**
*I'm worried, okay? I'm worried about her.*
**[11:40] Baba**
*Right. It's seriously concerning.*
**[11:41] Shibagaki**
*We're worried about you.*
**[11:42] Baba**
*Over in Nerima City, right? Seriously.*
**[11:44] Baba**
*What's going to happen next?*
**[11:45] Shibagaki**
* Well, if they're listening*
* to this radio program...*
***SIGN*** Runaway? Kidnapping?
***SIGN*** High School Girl Missing in Nerima City Unreachable Since Going Out Late at Night
**[12:14] Caster**
* According to the police, the student*
* spoke with her family around 10 P.M.,*
**[12:19] Caster**
*and then left the house.*
**[12:20] Caster**
* A security camera captured her entering*
* a taxi after leaving the convenience store*
**[12:25] Caster**
*near her home, where she was shopping alone.*
**[12:29] Caster**
*After this, she went missing,*
**[12:31] Caster**
* and her mother submitted a missing*
* persons report to the police on the 6th.*
**[12:45] Odokawa**
Are you happy?
**[12:49] Odokawa**
You can run away whenever you want.
**[12:52] Odokawa**
I'm not trapping you in here
or keeping you tied up.
**[12:55] Odokawa**
You chose to stay here.
**[13:01] Odokawa**
Why did you come to my place?
**[13:05] Odokawa**
Oh, are you hungry?
**[13:13] Odokawa**
I'm heading to the clinic now.
**[13:16] Odokawa**
I'm working after that,
so I'll be back late.
**[13:20] Odokawa**
You know you can run away anytime, right?
***SIGN*** Goriki Clinic
**[13:26] Goriki**
Well, Odokawa?
**[13:28] Goriki**
Have you been sleeping well?
**[13:30] Odokawa**
I go to sleep while listening to rakugo.
**[13:33] Odokawa**
I've already memorized it, you quack.
**[13:35] Shirakawa**
Master Donraku Shofutei's routine?
**[13:38] Odokawa**
Yeah. I'm surprised you know about him.
**[13:41] Shirakawa**
I've got a Donraku eraser.
**[13:44] Odokawa**
A what?
**[13:46] Shirakawa**
I don't really understand it myself,
**[13:47] Shirakawa**
but it's an original Master Donraku eraser.
**[13:51] Odokawa**
Who the hell needs something like that?
**[13:54] Shirakawa**
Apparently there's only one
of them in the whole world.
**[13:57] Odokawa**
Why do *you* have it?
**[13:59] Shirakawa**
Well...
**[14:02] Shirakawa**
You can have it.
**[14:07] Goriki**
Donraku's rakugo builds such
expansive scenes. It's easy to follow.
**[14:11] Odokawa**
Really? I find it more boring than sutras.
**[14:16] Shirakawa**
Must be rough if you still can't sleep when
your mind is free from intrusive thoughts.
**[14:19] Goriki**
Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you?
**[14:23] Odokawa**
A gorilla.
**[14:26] Goriki**
You're not wrong.
**[14:29] Shirakawa**
Do you listen to rakugo online?
**[14:31] Odokawa**
No, I listen to cassette tapes.
**[14:34] Shirakawa**
Cassette tapes?
**[14:36] Goriki**
Kids these days don't know what those are.
**[14:38] Goriki**
They don't know how to rewind them.
**[14:40] Odokawa**
No way.
**[14:42] Odokawa**
We've never touched one,
**[14:44] Odokawa**
but we know about phonographs
and telephone magnetos.
**[14:48] Odokawa**
They're in movies and stuff.
**[14:51] Odokawa**
Drop the generation gap crap.
**[14:57] Goriki**
Odokawa, why don't you get married already?
**[15:01] Odokawa**
You're even more unexpected than
Bruce Springsteen in "We Are the World."
**[15:04] Goriki**
That guy who comes on after Al Jarreau?
**[15:07] Shirakawa**
What are you talking about?
**[15:08] Odokawa**
Didn't it make you jump
the first time you heard it?
**[15:11] Goriki**
I think Bruce Springsteen
is the MVP, though.
**[15:15] Odokawa**
It's certainly impressive the way he goes
toe-to-toe with Stevie Wonder
**[15:18] Odokawa**
in the second half of the song.
**[15:19] Goriki**
But since they filmed separately,
Bruce Springsteen recorded his part first.
**[15:23] Odokawa**
You're drunk on the sound of the name
"Bruce Springsteen," aren't you?
**[15:26] Goriki**
Who doesn't want to say "Bruce Springsteen?"
**[15:29] Odokawa**
Try saying Bruce Springsteen
three times fast.
**[15:33] Goriki**
Bruce Springsteen, Brust Springsteen,
Bruce Springspreen.
**[15:36] Odokawa**
You messed up.
**[15:38] Goriki**
No, I didn't.
**[15:39] Shirakawa**
Doctor.
**[15:40] Shirakawa**
Your next patient is waiting.
**[15:43] Goriki**
Oh. What was I saying?
**[15:45] Goriki**
Right. Maybe you'd sleep better
if you got married.
**[15:48] Odokawa**
I know a concession
of defeat when I see one.
**[15:50] Odokawa**
Are we done here? I'm leaving.
**[15:51] Goriki**
Yeah. I'll prescribe you
a stronger medicine.
**[15:54] Goriki**
You've got work now, right?
Don't take it right away.
**[15:56] Odokawa**
I know.
**[16:09] Odokawa**
Hey.
***SIGN*** Goriki Clinic
**[16:12] Odokawa**
What are you doing?
**[16:13] Kenshiro**
We received information linking you to
the Nerima missing high school girl case.
**[16:19] Odokawa**
How'd you know I'd be here?
**[16:21] Kenshiro**
I went to your place.
**[16:23] Kenshiro**
Your car wasn't there,
**[16:24] Kenshiro**
and I thought about forcing
your front door open, but...
**[16:28] Odokawa**
So, you thought you'd force
my car door open instead?
**[16:31] Kenshiro**
Not if you'll cooperate
with my investigation.
**[16:34] Odokawa**
Is this really an investigation?
**[16:37] Odokawa**
Why are you alone?
**[16:39] Kenshiro**
It's simple.
**[16:40] Kenshiro**
If you've got nothing to hide,
open your door.
**[17:01] Kenshiro**
This dash cam allows you to film
the inside of your vehicle, doesn't it?
**[17:05] Odokawa**
That's right.
**[17:05] Kenshiro**
How long do you store your recordings?
**[17:07] Odokawa**
It starts recording when
passengers get in or out of the car,
**[17:10] Odokawa**
or if it detects odd movement,
**[17:13] Odokawa**
so about two weeks.
**[17:16] Kenshiro**
She'll be on here, then.
**[17:18] Odokawa**
What?
**[17:20] Kenshiro**
That high school girl
from Nerima got in your car.
**[17:24] Odokawa**
My car?
**[17:26] Kenshiro**
I'm taking your data. This is a seizure.
**[17:30] Kenshiro**
If anything comes up,
I expect your cooperation again.
**[17:34] Kenshiro**
Don't go to the police, though.
**[17:38] Odokawa**
What if I do?
**[17:40] Kenshiro**
Not sure, but I imagine a wanted
criminal armed with a gun might kill you.
***SIGN*** Yamabiko
**[18:05] Kakihana**
My back's been hurting recently.
**[18:08] Taeko**
Oh, my. Will you be able to
do your cleaning job?
**[18:12] Kakihana**
They'll get the job done
just fine without me.
**[18:15] Kakihana**
From society's perspective, I should
be thrown out with the trash.
**[18:18] Kakihana**
My employers would probably
prefer someone younger, too.
**[18:23] Kakihana**
No one will say anything
even if I take the day off.
**[18:25] Kakihana**
You weren't supposed to laugh.
**[18:26] Taeko**
I wasn't?
**[18:27] Kakihana**
You're supposed to express support.
***SIGN*** Profile
Born: Tokyo
Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000
Build: Skinny
Height: 170cm
***SIGN*** Looking For Marriage
***SIGN*** Eiji Kakihana
41 Years Old, Tokyo
***SIGN*** Profile
Born: Tokyo
Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000
Build: Skinny
Height: 170cm
Days Off: Weekends
Marriage History: Never Married
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income:
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: 2
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: 20
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: 200
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: 2000
***SIGN*** Education: High School Graduate
Annual Income: 20,000,000
**[18:58] Goriki**
Hey.
**[18:59] Taeko**
Doctor, good evening.
**[19:02] Goriki**
Beer, please.
**[19:08] Goriki**
How are you feeling, Kakihana?
**[19:10] Kakihana**
Aside from my back, not bad,
thanks to you, Dr. Goriki.
**[19:14] Goriki**
Odokawa called me a quack.
**[19:18] Taeko**
Sounds like something he'd say.
**[19:22] Goriki**
Could you guys talk to him, too?
**[19:25] Kakihana**
About what?
**[19:26] Goriki**
Tell Odokawa to go to a bigger hospital.
**[19:30] Taeko**
Is something wrong with him?
**[19:33] Goriki**
Don't you think he's strange?
**[19:36] Kakihana**
He's always been strange.
**[19:38] Kakihana**
He hates people and is sarcastic.
**[19:40] Kakihana**
His parents abandoned him.
**[19:42] Kakihana**
Of course he's twisted.
**[19:44] Goriki**
Not that. It's something
more... fundamental.
**[19:49] Kakihana**
Come to think of it,
I saw Daimon the other day.
**[19:52] Kakihana**
He said something odd.
**[19:55] Kakihana**
He thought Odokawa might be involved
in the Nerima missing person case.
**[19:58] Taeko**
Could it be?
**[19:59] Kakihana**
He went to question Odokawa's neighbors.
**[20:02] Kakihana**
They said they heard
Odokawa talking to someone
**[20:04] Kakihana**
when he supposedly lives alone.
**[20:06] Taeko**
Maybe he was on the phone.
**[20:08] Goriki**
I heard the police were looking for Dobu.
**[20:11] Taeko**
Dobu? You mean that dangerous fellow?
**[20:13] Kakihana**
Ma'am, you know about him?
What makes him dangerous?
**[20:15] Taeko**
They say he beat up a group of thugs
**[20:18] Taeko**
who got drunk and rowdy at a club by himself,
**[20:21] Taeko**
and knocked out an underground
martial artist with a single blow.
**[20:23] Kakihana**
I don't get it.
**[20:25] Taeko**
The group that underground martial
artist belongs to tried to beat up Dobu,
**[20:31] Taeko**
but he beat them up instead.
**[20:33] Taeko**
I bet biotechnology is the only
thing that can beat him.
**[20:36] Kakihana**
I'm not sure how much of that is true,
**[20:38] Kakihana**
but I wouldn't want to
get involved with him.
**[20:40] Goriki**
Either way, that preposterous
story is hard to believe.
**[20:45] Kakihana**
By the way, ma'am, just between us,
**[20:48] Kakihana**
I promise I won't get upset,
so be honest with me.
**[20:52] Kakihana**
Would you marry me—
**[20:53] Taeko**
No way.
**[20:53] Kakihana**
That was quick! Why not?
**[20:55] Takeo**
Because...
**[20:56] Kakihana**
Is it money? It's always money, isn't it?
**[20:59] Taeko**
Money is the product of a person's abilities.
**[21:02] Taeko**
Of course it's important.
**[21:04] Kakihana**
You don't know true love, ma'am.
**[21:06] Goriki**
List off the benefits of marrying you, then.
**[21:09] Kakihana**
I pledge to never hit you.
**[21:11] Taeko**
Don't list something obvious like it's
one of the Three Non-Nuclear Principles.
**[21:15] Kakihana**
Come on, don't be like that.
**[21:17] Taeko**
Aw, it's fine.
**[21:20] Goriki**
Hello?
**[21:21] Nurse**
Good evening, Doctor.
**[21:24] Goriki**
*What's wrong?*
**[21:27] Nurse**
Some medicine is missing.
**[21:30] Goriki**
Since when? How much is missing?
**[21:33] Nurse**
I don't know when, but some
more went missing today.
**[21:36] Nurse**
*Psychotropic drugs. About 6,000 pills.*
**[21:41] Nurse**
Who was working today?
**[21:48] Odokawa**
You're taking a taxi after work?
**[21:50] Odokawa**
Nurses must make good money.
**[21:53] Shirakawa**
You remember me.
**[21:55] Odokawa**
You're the only alpaca around here.
**[22:00] Odokawa**
What's so funny?
Are you laughing to be polite?
**[22:03] Odokawa**
I never understand what
young people are thinking.
**[22:06] Shirakawa**
Drop the generation gap crap.
***SIGN*** Next Time: How To Spend a Long Night
**[23:35] Kabasawa**
*Do taxi drivers get a lot of girls?*
**[23:37] Odokawa**
*Depends on the person.*
**[23:39] Kabasawa**
*I bet you get some cute
passengers, like idols.*
**[23:42] Odokawa**
*Sometimes.*
**[23:44] Kabasawa**
*Lucky.*
**[23:45] Odokawa**
*How have you been since then? Gone viral?*
**[23:47] Kabasawa**
*Dude, gimme a break.*