ODDTAXI This town should look familiar, but suddenly, it's not. The taxi driver Odokawa lives a very mundane life. He has no family, doesn't really hang out with others, and he's an oddball who is narrow-minded and doesn't talk much. The only people he can call his friends are his doctor, Gouriki and his classmate from high school, Kakibana. All of his patrons seem to be slightly odd themselves. The college student who wants to be noticed online, Kabasawa. A nurse with secrets, Shirakawa. A comedy duo, the Homosapiens... All these mundane conversations somehow lead to a girl who's gone missing. Season 1 E1 - The Eccentric Driver Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:53] News     And now for the news. [01:55] News     A high school girl has gone     missing in Nerima City, Tokyo. SIGN    Tea SIGN    High School Student Goes Missing in Nerima [02:00] News     She has been unreachable [02:01] News     since she left her home late     at night on the 4th of this month. [02:04] News     The police believe she may     have been involved in an incident. [02:09] Shibagaki     We, the Homosapiens, just received     the results of Round 1 of the N-1. SIGN    Oral Medicine      Odokawa [02:14] Baba     And would you believe it? We passed! [02:15] Shibagaki     Of course we did. [02:16] Shibagaki     Even amateurs could make it past Round 1. [02:18] Shibagaki     Where do you think the finish line is? [02:20] Baba     But last year, we failed in Round 2. [02:22] Shibagaki     After ten years in the business,     I can't believe we suffered that indignity. SIGN    The Eccentric Driver [02:24] Shibagaki     Crap. Just thinking about it pisses me off. [02:26] Baba     Now, now... [02:27] Shibagaki     Seriously, why? Those judges have     no idea what they were talking about. [02:29] Baba     Don't start. [02:30] Shibagaki     I smell collusion. SIGN    Privately-Owned Taxi [02:32] Shibagaki     In the first place, why are we being judged     by guys who are less funny than us? [02:35] Baba     Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail. [02:37] Baba     It's from high school student     Satoshi Nagashima-kun from Tokyo. [02:40] Baba     "Good evening. I went to see Round 1." [02:43] Baba     "Simply put, your jokes aren't funny." SIGN    Good Luck Charm SIGN    Safe Driving [02:47] Baba     "A whole minute passed before     you made your first joke." [02:49] Baba     "Then you failed to follow up on it while     making the same jokes over and over again, [02:53] Baba     resulting in waves of uneasy laughter." [02:55] Baba     "Just watching you guys made me anxious." [02:58] Baba     "You should come up with better jokes     more appropriate for a prize competition." [03:02] Shibagaki     Who the hell is this guy? [03:03] Baba     Moving on! Let's listen to some music. [03:05] Baba     This is Mystery Kiss' debut single,     "Supernatural Love Phenomenon." [04:27] Odokawa     Where to? [04:29] Kabasawa     Nerima. [04:42] Kabasawa     Could you turn off the radio? [04:45] Kabasawa     I'm trying to think. [04:56] Man B     One more bar. SIGN    Goo Goo Curry [05:04] Kabasawa     Driver, has anything interesting     happened to you recently? [05:10] Odokawa     Interesting? Uh... [05:23] Kabasawa     Time's up. [05:25] Kabasawa     I'm starting to realize     I wasn't that interested [05:27] Kabasawa     in hearing the answer to my own question. [05:32] Odokawa     When someone asks me a question,     I come up with about five possible answers. [05:35] Odokawa     It takes time for me to choose the best     answer that also won't offend anyone. [05:42] Odokawa     I bet you respond quickly with      whatever pops into your head first, [05:44] Odokawa     without considering your answer carefully. [05:46] Kabasawa     You've already offended me with your words. [05:50] Odokawa     Why'd you ask if anything     interesting has happened? [05:53] Kabasawa     I'm trying to go viral. [05:54] Odokawa     Viral? [05:56] Kabasawa     I want my posts to be spread     all over social media. [06:00] Odokawa     Why? [06:01] Kabasawa     Why? Because my friends have. [06:05] Odokawa     You're sure wasting your time     on pointless shit, huh? [06:07] Kabasawa     It's not pointless. It's important. [06:10] Kabasawa     Likes and followers     represent a person's worth. [06:13] Kabasawa     They're even used as evaluation     criteria by job recruiters. [06:16] Odokawa     Huh. What kind of posts go viral? [06:20] Kabasawa     Posts that make people laugh. [06:23] Kabasawa     Emotional posts, refreshing posts     about poetic justice. [06:27] Kabasawa     Also, posts about foreigners'     perspectives on gender in Japan. [06:32] Odokawa     Like what? [06:33] Kabasawa     For example... [06:35] Kabasawa     "The other day, I overheard this conversation     take place at the table next to me SIGN    Taikichi SIGN    6 hours ago [06:37] Kabasawa     while working on a manuscript at Starbucks: [06:39] Kabasawa     'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.' SIGN    A: "Man, I don't want to go to the dentist." SIGN    B: "Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved. [06:41] Kabasawa     'Having lots of cavities is     an indication that you're loved.' SIGN    It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth [06:44] Kabasawa     'It means your parents     fed you mouth-to-mouth [06:47] Kabasawa     or shared a spoon with you     when you were a kid.' SIGN    or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid." SIGN    A: "Seriously?" [06:50] Kabasawa     'Seriously?' SIGN    B: "By the way, I have zero cavities." [06:51] Kabasawa     'By the way, I have zero cavities.' [06:54] Kabasawa     That exchange between two     handsome high school boys [06:56] Kabasawa     was so overwhelmingly precious     that I wanted to hug them." [07:00] Odokawa     Sounds gross. [07:02] Odokawa     It's unnecessary to show off     that they're a creative [07:04] Odokawa     by saying they were writing a manuscript. [07:05] Odokawa     Plus, you can practically hear them saying, [07:07] Odokawa     "Not only did I witness this amusing scene, [07:09] Odokawa     but my retelling of it is so pithy.     How great is my taste?" [07:11] Odokawa     Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross. [07:14] Kabasawa     You're really not afraid     to hate on stuff, are you? [07:19] Odokawa     Well, it's not like you     can make something up. [07:22] Kabasawa     Sure you can. This post is      probably made up, too. [07:25] Odokawa     And you're okay with that? [07:27] Kabasawa     Oh! I just got a great idea. [07:29] Kabasawa     Driver, could you take     a selfie of us together? [07:32] Odokawa     Will that go viral? [07:33] Kabasawa     Just do it. [07:39] Kabasawa     Done. Look. SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa SIGN    10 seconds ago SIGN    Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao SIGN    Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao [07:50] Odokawa     That's going to go viral? [07:52] Kabasawa     Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too. [07:54] Kabasawa     Anyway, you picked up     the term "viral" quickly. [07:57] Odokawa     Shouldn't you blur the faces? [07:58] Kabasawa     You mean yours? [08:00] Kabasawa     I guess some people     don't like this kind of thing. [08:02] Odokawa     No, yours. [08:03] Kabasawa     Why would I blur mine? [08:05] Kabasawa     Are you saying I'm deceased     or that my face is indecent? [08:22] Kenshiro     Oh. It's you, Odokawa. [08:24] Odokawa     What's that mean? [08:25] Odokawa     I've got a passenger. Make it quick. [08:30] Kenshiro     Have you seen this guy? [08:33] Odokawa     That's odd. Aren't you friends with him? [08:38] Kenshiro     I'm asking for convenience's     sake. Use your head. [08:40] Koshiro     What's he mean, Bro? [08:43] Kenshiro     Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy. [08:45] Odokawa     Are we done here? [08:46] Odokawa     Can't you brothers wait     until you're home to argue? [08:50] Kenshiro     We're good. Get outta here. [08:57] Koshiro     Hey, Bro. [08:59] Koshiro     What did he mean when he said you     and this wanted criminal are friends? [09:03] Kenshiro     Listen, Little Bro. Don't listen to a word that     comes outta that taxi driver's mouth. [09:08] Koshiro     Yeah, I mean, he's a taxi driver. [09:12] Kenshiro     Yup. That loathsome taxi driver      tells lies like it's no big deal. [09:17] Koshiro     What an awful guy. [09:19] Kabasawa     Man, I should've taken a picture of that. [09:22] Kabasawa     It looked like something     you'd see in a drama. [09:25] Odokawa     I don't like him. [09:28] Odokawa     He's anal about stupid little details. [09:31] Kabasawa     You do have a license, don't you? [09:32] Odokawa     Yeah. I guessed on the vision test, though. [09:35] Kabasawa     That's hardly a minor detail. [09:36] Kabasawa     I'm scared, now. [09:39] Odokawa     You'll be fine. I've got night blindness. [09:41] Kabasawa     That's even worse! [09:50] Kabasawa     So, why'd you become a taxi driver? [10:11] Kabasawa     Time's up. [10:15] Kabasawa     Ah, here is fine. [10:23] Odokawa     That'll be 5,610 yen. [10:25] Kabasawa     Here's exact change. [10:26] Odokawa     Thank you. Don't forget anything in the car. [10:45] Shibagaki     If we don't make it     this year, we're through. [10:48] Baba     Are you being serious, Shibagaki-san? [10:50] Shibagaki     I've been unsuccessful because     I've been working with you. [10:52] Baba     You can't say that on public airwaves. [10:55] Shibagaki     Shut up, you nincompoop. [10:56] Baba     Now that's an insult you don't hear often. [10:59] Baba     Let's move onto our next segment. [11:02] Baba     Cutting through this week's     news, Shibagaki Eyes. [11:04] Baba     Anyway, apparently a high school girl     has gone missing in Nerima City. [11:09] Shibagaki     Scary stuff. [11:14] Shibagaki     It'd be nice if she turned up safe. [11:17] Baba     Absolutely. [11:17] [Messenger] Phone     Public Phone     Incoming Call [11:17] Shibagaki     So, she's still missing? [11:19] Baba     Yeah, that's why she's in the news. [11:21] Kabasawa     Sorry, Driver. I forgot my phone. [11:23] Kabasawa     Could you come back? [11:24] Odokawa     I told you not to leave anything in the car. [11:27] Kabasawa     Did it go viral? [11:29] Shibagaki     I hope she comes back safe. [11:32] Odokawa     The notifications won't stop. [11:35] Kabasawa     Seriously? It went viral. [11:37] Shibagaki     I'm worried, okay? I'm worried about her. [11:40] Baba     Right. It's seriously concerning. [11:41] Shibagaki     We're worried about you. [11:42] Baba     Over in Nerima City, right? Seriously. [11:44] Baba     What's going to happen next? [11:45] Shibagaki     Well, if they're listening     to this radio program... SIGN    Runaway? Kidnapping? SIGN    High School Girl Missing in Nerima City Unreachable Since Going Out Late at Night [12:14] Caster     According to the police, the student     spoke with her family around 10 P.M., [12:19] Caster     and then left the house. [12:20] Caster     A security camera captured her entering     a taxi after leaving the convenience store [12:25] Caster     near her home, where she was shopping alone. [12:29] Caster     After this, she went missing, [12:31] Caster     and her mother submitted a missing     persons report to the police on the 6th. [12:45] Odokawa     Are you happy? [12:49] Odokawa     You can run away whenever you want. [12:52] Odokawa     I'm not trapping you in here     or keeping you tied up. [12:55] Odokawa     You chose to stay here. [13:01] Odokawa     Why did you come to my place? [13:05] Odokawa     Oh, are you hungry? [13:13] Odokawa     I'm heading to the clinic now. [13:16] Odokawa     I'm working after that,     so I'll be back late. [13:20] Odokawa     You know you can run away anytime, right? SIGN    Goriki Clinic [13:26] Goriki     Well, Odokawa? [13:28] Goriki     Have you been sleeping well? [13:30] Odokawa     I go to sleep while listening to rakugo. [13:33] Odokawa     I've already memorized it, you quack. [13:35] Shirakawa     Master Donraku Shofutei's routine? [13:38] Odokawa     Yeah. I'm surprised you know about him. [13:41] Shirakawa     I've got a Donraku eraser. [13:44] Odokawa     A what? [13:46] Shirakawa     I don't really understand it myself, [13:47] Shirakawa     but it's an original Master Donraku eraser. [13:51] Odokawa     Who the hell needs something like that? [13:54] Shirakawa     Apparently there's only one     of them in the whole world. [13:57] Odokawa     Why do you have it? [13:59] Shirakawa     Well... [14:02] Shirakawa     You can have it. [14:07] Goriki     Donraku's rakugo builds such     expansive scenes. It's easy to follow. [14:11] Odokawa     Really? I find it more boring than sutras. [14:16] Shirakawa     Must be rough if you still can't sleep when     your mind is free from intrusive thoughts. [14:19] Goriki     Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you? [14:23] Odokawa     A gorilla. [14:26] Goriki     You're not wrong. [14:29] Shirakawa     Do you listen to rakugo online? [14:31] Odokawa     No, I listen to cassette tapes. [14:34] Shirakawa     Cassette tapes? [14:36] Goriki     Kids these days don't know what those are. [14:38] Goriki     They don't know how to rewind them. [14:40] Odokawa     No way. [14:42] Odokawa     We've never touched one, [14:44] Odokawa     but we know about phonographs     and telephone magnetos. [14:48] Odokawa     They're in movies and stuff. [14:51] Odokawa     Drop the generation gap crap. [14:57] Goriki     Odokawa, why don't you get married already? [15:01] Odokawa     You're even more unexpected than     Bruce Springsteen in "We Are the World." [15:04] Goriki     That guy who comes on after Al Jarreau? [15:07] Shirakawa     What are you talking about? [15:08] Odokawa     Didn't it make you jump     the first time you heard it? [15:11] Goriki     I think Bruce Springsteen     is the MVP, though. [15:15] Odokawa     It's certainly impressive the way he goes      toe-to-toe with Stevie Wonder [15:18] Odokawa     in the second half of the song. [15:19] Goriki     But since they filmed separately,     Bruce Springsteen recorded his part first. [15:23] Odokawa     You're drunk on the sound of the name     "Bruce Springsteen," aren't you? [15:26] Goriki     Who doesn't want to say "Bruce Springsteen?" [15:29] Odokawa     Try saying Bruce Springsteen     three times fast. [15:33] Goriki     Bruce Springsteen, Brust Springsteen,      Bruce Springspreen. [15:36] Odokawa     You messed up. [15:38] Goriki     No, I didn't. [15:39] Shirakawa     Doctor. [15:40] Shirakawa     Your next patient is waiting. [15:43] Goriki     Oh. What was I saying? [15:45] Goriki     Right. Maybe you'd sleep better     if you got married. [15:48] Odokawa     I know a concession     of defeat when I see one. [15:50] Odokawa     Are we done here? I'm leaving. [15:51] Goriki     Yeah. I'll prescribe you     a stronger medicine. [15:54] Goriki     You've got work now, right?     Don't take it right away. [15:56] Odokawa     I know. [16:09] Odokawa     Hey. SIGN    Goriki Clinic [16:12] Odokawa     What are you doing? [16:13] Kenshiro     We received information linking you to      the Nerima missing high school girl case. [16:19] Odokawa     How'd you know I'd be here? [16:21] Kenshiro     I went to your place. [16:23] Kenshiro     Your car wasn't there, [16:24] Kenshiro     and I thought about forcing     your front door open, but... [16:28] Odokawa     So, you thought you'd force     my car door open instead? [16:31] Kenshiro     Not if you'll cooperate     with my investigation. [16:34] Odokawa     Is this really an investigation? [16:37] Odokawa     Why are you alone? [16:39] Kenshiro     It's simple. [16:40] Kenshiro     If you've got nothing to hide,      open your door. [17:01] Kenshiro     This dash cam allows you to film     the inside of your vehicle, doesn't it? [17:05] Odokawa     That's right. [17:05] Kenshiro     How long do you store your recordings? [17:07] Odokawa     It starts recording when     passengers get in or out of the car, [17:10] Odokawa     or if it detects odd movement, [17:13] Odokawa     so about two weeks. [17:16] Kenshiro     She'll be on here, then. [17:18] Odokawa     What? [17:20] Kenshiro     That high school girl     from Nerima got in your car. [17:24] Odokawa     My car? [17:26] Kenshiro     I'm taking your data. This is a seizure. [17:30] Kenshiro     If anything comes up,     I expect your cooperation again. [17:34] Kenshiro     Don't go to the police, though. [17:38] Odokawa     What if I do? [17:40] Kenshiro     Not sure, but I imagine a wanted     criminal armed with a gun might kill you. SIGN    Yamabiko [18:05] Kakihana     My back's been hurting recently. [18:08] Taeko     Oh, my. Will you be able to     do your cleaning job? [18:12] Kakihana     They'll get the job done     just fine without me. [18:15] Kakihana     From society's perspective, I should      be thrown out with the trash. [18:18] Kakihana     My employers would probably     prefer someone younger, too. [18:23] Kakihana     No one will say anything     even if I take the day off. [18:25] Kakihana     You weren't supposed to laugh. [18:26] Taeko     I wasn't? [18:27] Kakihana     You're supposed to express support. SIGN    Profile     Born: Tokyo     Education: High School Graduate     Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000     Build: Skinny     Height: 170cm SIGN    Looking For Marriage SIGN    Eiji Kakihana     41 Years Old, Tokyo SIGN    Profile     Born: Tokyo     Education: High School Graduate     Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000     Build: Skinny     Height: 170cm     Days Off: Weekends     Marriage History: Never Married SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 2 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 20 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 200 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 2000 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 20,000,000 [18:58] Goriki     Hey. [18:59] Taeko     Doctor, good evening. [19:02] Goriki     Beer, please. [19:08] Goriki     How are you feeling, Kakihana? [19:10] Kakihana     Aside from my back, not bad,     thanks to you, Dr. Goriki. [19:14] Goriki     Odokawa called me a quack. [19:18] Taeko     Sounds like something he'd say. [19:22] Goriki     Could you guys talk to him, too? [19:25] Kakihana     About what? [19:26] Goriki     Tell Odokawa to go to a bigger hospital. [19:30] Taeko     Is something wrong with him? [19:33] Goriki     Don't you think he's strange? [19:36] Kakihana     He's always been strange. [19:38] Kakihana     He hates people and is sarcastic. [19:40] Kakihana     His parents abandoned him. [19:42] Kakihana     Of course he's twisted. [19:44] Goriki     Not that. It's something     more... fundamental. [19:49] Kakihana     Come to think of it,     I saw Daimon the other day. [19:52] Kakihana     He said something odd. [19:55] Kakihana     He thought Odokawa might be involved     in the Nerima missing person case. [19:58] Taeko     Could it be? [19:59] Kakihana     He went to question Odokawa's neighbors. [20:02] Kakihana     They said they heard     Odokawa talking to someone [20:04] Kakihana     when he supposedly lives alone. [20:06] Taeko     Maybe he was on the phone. [20:08] Goriki     I heard the police were looking for Dobu. [20:11] Taeko     Dobu? You mean that dangerous fellow? [20:13] Kakihana     Ma'am, you know about him?     What makes him dangerous? [20:15] Taeko     They say he beat up a group of thugs [20:18] Taeko     who got drunk and rowdy at a club by himself, [20:21] Taeko     and knocked out an underground     martial artist with a single blow. [20:23] Kakihana     I don't get it. [20:25] Taeko     The group that underground martial     artist belongs to tried to beat up Dobu, [20:31] Taeko     but he beat them up instead. [20:33] Taeko     I bet biotechnology is the only     thing that can beat him. [20:36] Kakihana     I'm not sure how much of that is true, [20:38] Kakihana     but I wouldn't want to     get involved with him. [20:40] Goriki     Either way, that preposterous     story is hard to believe. [20:45] Kakihana     By the way, ma'am, just between us, [20:48] Kakihana     I promise I won't get upset,     so be honest with me. [20:52] Kakihana     Would you marry me— [20:53] Taeko     No way. [20:53] Kakihana     That was quick! Why not? [20:55] Takeo     Because... [20:56] Kakihana     Is it money? It's always money, isn't it? [20:59] Taeko     Money is the product of a person's abilities. [21:02] Taeko     Of course it's important. [21:04] Kakihana     You don't know true love, ma'am. [21:06] Goriki     List off the benefits of marrying you, then. [21:09] Kakihana     I pledge to never hit you. [21:11] Taeko     Don't list something obvious like it's     one of the Three Non-Nuclear Principles. [21:15] Kakihana     Come on, don't be like that. [21:17] Taeko     Aw, it's fine. [21:20] Goriki     Hello? [21:21] Nurse     Good evening, Doctor. [21:24] Goriki     What's wrong? [21:27] Nurse     Some medicine is missing. [21:30] Goriki     Since when? How much is missing? [21:33] Nurse     I don't know when, but some     more went missing today. [21:36] Nurse     Psychotropic drugs. About 6,000 pills. [21:41] Nurse     Who was working today? [21:48] Odokawa     You're taking a taxi after work? [21:50] Odokawa     Nurses must make good money. [21:53] Shirakawa     You remember me. [21:55] Odokawa     You're the only alpaca around here. [22:00] Odokawa     What's so funny?     Are you laughing to be polite? [22:03] Odokawa     I never understand what     young people are thinking. [22:06] Shirakawa     Drop the generation gap crap. SIGN    Next Time: How To Spend a Long Night [23:35] Kabasawa     Do taxi drivers get a lot of girls? [23:37] Odokawa     Depends on the person. [23:39] Kabasawa     I bet you get some cute     passengers, like idols. [23:42] Odokawa     Sometimes. [23:44] Kabasawa     Lucky. [23:45] Odokawa     How have you been since then? Gone viral? [23:47] Kabasawa     Dude, gimme a break. E2 - How To Spend a Long Night Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Equator Sauna SIGN    How To Spend a Long Night [01:35] Kakihana     You must be joking. [01:36] Kakihana     You traded numbers with Shirakawa-san? [01:38] Odokawa     Yeah. The conversation just     went in that direction. [01:41] Kakihana     Shit, I'd curse you to death if I could. [01:43] Odokawa     Kill me yourself. [01:45] Odokawa     Why be indirect about it? [01:46] Kakihana     I know. I bet she just wants     an easy way to call a taxi. [01:50] Kakihana     Skip the pick-up fee, y'know— [01:51] Odokawa     Actually, she said she wanted to meet up     for lunch or dinner on her days off. [01:55] Kakihana     Liar. [01:58] Shibagaki     Our solo performance was a huge success. SIGN    Privately-Owned Taxi [02:02] Baba     Tickets were sold out. [02:03] Shibagaki     I wanna quit my     part time job already. [02:05] Baba     I already quit mine. [02:06] Shibagaki     Huh? When you haven't written any jokes? [02:09] Baba     My girlfriend takes care of me. [02:11] Shibagaki     You're a piece of shit. [02:12] Baba     My girlfriend said I could quit. [02:14] Shibagaki     Bonnou Illumination formed four years ago, [02:17] Shibagaki     and they live in a place     where rent is 400,000. [02:19] Shibagaki     Doesn't that sting? [02:20] Baba     Well, it is what it is. [02:24] Shibagaki     Why haven't we found any success on TV? [02:27] Shibagaki     The other day, I got caught up     in vanity searching. [02:29] Baba     You shouldn't do that. [02:30] Shibagaki     I searched for "Homosapiens funny"     and got hit with [02:32] Shibagaki     a storm of "Homosapiens aren't funny." [02:34] Baba     You really shouldn't vanity search. [02:36] Shibagaki     Comedy requires intelligence     and culture to understand. [02:39] Baba     That's the bare minimum. [02:41] Shibagaki     In other words,     the general public are idiots. [02:43] Baba     Here we go again. [02:44] Shibagaki     But that doesn't stop them from judging us. [02:46] Shibagaki     Keep your mouths shut, idiots. [02:47] Shibagaki     Are you listening? Being a creator     is a one-way street. [02:50] Shibagaki     Don't try to get involved. [02:51] Shibagaki     Suppressing your own creativity     in order to cater to society's values [02:54] Shibagaki     produces mediocre results. Damn amateurs. [02:57] Baba     Isn't responding to consumers'     needs part of our job, though? [02:59] Shibagaki     We're not building household     appliances here. [03:02] Shibagaki     Our opinions should be the priority [03:03] Shibagaki     when we're going after     people's sensibilities. [03:05] Shibagaki     It's up to us to decide, "Nah, that wasn't     quite right. Let's try something else." [03:09] Baba     Uh, we've received some fan mail. [03:11] Baba     It's from high school student     Satoshi Nagashima-kun from Tokyo. [03:13] Shibagaki     This guy again? [03:15] Baba     "Good evening." [03:16] Baba     "I went to see the Homosapiens     solo performance." [03:18] Baba     "It's typically fans who attend     solo performances, [03:21] Baba     so it's only natural that     your audience will laugh." [03:23] Baba     "Also, I think it's great that you guys believe     in your own value and have conviction." [03:28] Baba     "However, as professionals,     I think it's embarrassing for you [03:31] Baba     to knock people who don't recognize     your talent as uncultured amateurs." [03:36] Baba     "Only after you've acknowledged     other perspectives, [03:38] Baba     stuck to your guns, and achieved success [03:39] Baba     can you call yourselves performers." [03:42] Baba     "Don't mistake overconfidence     for confidence." [03:45] Baba     "Also, compared to Bonnou Illumination,     you're way less charming." [03:50] Baba     "P.S. You managed to     cover it up with your energy, [03:52] Baba     but the final joke of your solo show     isn't funny when written out." [03:56] Baba     "Keep at it." [03:57] Shibagaki     Someone bring that jerk here. [03:58] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Do you feel awkward? [04:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     Huh? [04:02] (Flashback) Odokawa     I wouldn't say awkward. [04:05] (Flashback) Odokawa     I listen to it every week.     I turned it on out of habit. [04:09] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san, why can't you sleep? [04:13] (Flashback) Odokawa     I've forgotten how to sleep.     I can't remember how I used to do it. [04:18] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Want to know a secret? [04:25] (Flashback) Shirakawa     You count sheep. [04:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     You make it sound like     you came up with it yourself, [04:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     but that trick's been around forever. [04:31] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Also, I think it's Cyndi Lauper. [04:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     What is? [04:35] (Flashback) Shirakawa     The MVP. [04:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     You watched "We Are the World"? [04:44] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san, is there anyone you like? [04:46] (Flashback) Odokawa     Nope. [04:47] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What a waste. [04:48] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Life's more fun when you're in love. [04:50] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm too old for that. [04:52] (Flashback) Shirakawa     You're still only 41.     Your life is just getting started. [04:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     How do you know that? [04:56] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I've seen your medical records. [04:57] (Flashback) Odokawa     You know all my personal     information, don't you? [04:59] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What about your family? [05:00] (Flashback) Odakawa     They were gone before I knew it. [05:02] (Flashback) Shirakawa     When? [05:02] (Flashback) Odokawa     Late elementary school. [05:04] (Flashback) Shirakawa     How'd you support yourself? [05:05] (Flashback) Odakawa     What is this, a stress interview? [05:07] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I'm sorry. I overstepped my bounds. [05:15] (Flashback) Odokawa     Do you regret anything? [05:17] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Maybe taking out a student loan     to attend nursing school. [05:21] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why do you regret that? [05:24] (Flashback) Shirakawa     At the time, I was stubborn and      didn't want to rely on my parents, [05:27] (Flashback) Shirakawa     but I feel like I should have. [05:29] (Flashback) Odokawa     You still haven't paid it off? [05:35] (Flashback) Shirakawa     No, I have. [05:42] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where were you born? [05:44] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Miyazaki. [05:45] (Flashback) Odokawa     Sing me a Miyazaki folk song. [05:47] (Flashback) Shirakawa     The Japanese pepper tree in the yard... [05:48] (Flashback) Odokawa     You can actually sing one? [05:51] (Flashback) Odokawa     I only asked you because     I assumed you couldn't. [05:54] (Flashback) Odokawa     It's kind of scary, too. [05:57] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I want to build a happy family [06:00] (Flashback) Shirakawa     so my parents back in Miyazaki     don't have to worry about me. [06:03] (Flashback) Odokawa     You... [06:04] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Miho Shirakawa. [06:07] (Flashback) Odokawa     Shirakawa-san, is there anyone you like? [06:12] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Yes. [06:19] (Flashback) Odokawa     Huh. What's he like? [06:21] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What's he like? He's a little      hard to describe. [06:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     Do you have a photo of him? [06:28] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I do. Would you like to see? [06:29] (Flashback) Odokawa     I would. [06:31] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'll tease Kakihana by telling him about it. [06:45] Odokawa     You've transcended all kinds of stuff     to achieve a look of total serenity. [06:49] Kakihana     Hold on. I'm organizing     my thoughts right now. [06:54] Kakihana     I hate to admit it, Odokawa,     but you've got a chance. [06:57] Odokawa     At what? [06:59] Kakihana     At the rate we're going, [07:00] Kakihana     both of us are headed straight     for eternal bachelorhood. [07:02] Kakihana     Snagging a beautiful girl like her     would be a huge upset. [07:05] Odokawa     It's not like that. [07:07] Kakihana     You don't like her? [07:08] Odokawa     That's not it. [07:10] Kakihana     So, you like her? [07:11] Odokawa     I don't particularly like her, either. [07:13] Kakihana     What if you had to choose? [07:14] Odokawa     Why force me to answer a difficult      question in black or white terms? [07:17] Odokawa     Who are you, Mr. Children? [07:18] Kakihana     I'm asking which way you lean. [07:21] Odokawa     Well... I guess toward liking her. [07:23] Kakihana     How much? [07:23] Odokawa     How much what? [07:24] Kakihana     I'm asking how big your affection is for her. [07:28] Odokawa     About the size of a     North American supplement. [07:29] Kakihana     In some ways, that's huge. [07:32] Odokawa     What should I do? [07:34] Kakihana     You shouldn't be too careful. [07:37] Kakihana     They say women are     as fickle as autumn weather, [07:39] Kakihana     and that you should strike     while the iron is hot. [07:41] Kakihana     But if you're too aggressive,     she'll think you're a desperate old man, [07:45] Kakihana     so it's a tough balancing act. [07:47] Kakihana     If it were me, I'd tease her a little     by giving her the cold shoulder, [07:50] Kakihana     and then smile kindly at her     when I see her at the clinic. [07:52] Odokawa     Just shut up already. [07:53] Kakihana     Shut up? [07:55] Odokawa     When I asked myself     why I'm getting advice [07:57] Odokawa     from a guy who's still looking for a wife, [07:58] Odokawa     it all started to sound like static. [08:00] Kakihana     Yeah, but real talk, I bet your      parents would be ecstatic [08:04] Kakihana     if you were married     by the time they returned. [08:07] Kakihana     Don't you want them to meet their grandkids? [08:09] Odokawa     I'd rather show the people     who covered my living expenses [08:14] Odokawa     after my parents left that I'm happy. [08:17] Kakihana     You mean that support group, right? [08:24] Kakihana     You never get in the bath, Odokawa. [08:27] Kakihana     Wanna stop by Taeko's place? [08:29] Odokawa     Nah, I'm working tonight. [08:36] Odokawa     Hey, don't take pictures     in the changing room. [08:39] Kakihana     Who cares? There's nobody here. [08:41] Kakihana     Taeko said she hasn't seen your     face in a while. She misses you. [08:46] Poster     It doesn't matter that nobody's here.     It says it's prohibited. SIGN    You have new messages SIGN    Close SIGN    View Message SIGN    Online SIGN    Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo SIGN    Nice to meet you. I was intrigued by your very genuine-looking photo, so I sent you a message. Feel free to message back. SIGN    Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo [09:07] Odokawa     Are you listening, Kakihana? SIGN    How to Fill Out a Job Application SIGN    Finding a Job SIGN    500 Tips For Finding a Job SIGN    How to Write Social Media Posts SIGN    Make Your Dreams Come True With Social Media SIGN    The Internet Rules For Achieving Popularity SIGN    How to Get Your Posts Shared on Social Media SIGN    Collection of Funny Tweets SIGN    The Social Network: How to Get Likes and Go Viral on Social Media SIGN    The other day I ordered a corner highball from a foreign-looking waiter at an izakaya, and he brought me a highball with coke. Just how good is my pronunciation? SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa SIGN    2 hours ago [09:40] Kabasawa     How am I supposed to go viral, damn it? [09:44] Mom     Taichi, go get in the bath! [09:46] Kabasawa     Okay! SIGN    Shofutei Donraku SIGN    5 hours ago SIGN    We were told young people aren't watching TV, but popular tweets tend to be about TV, and people who brag about not watching it are just addicted to their phones. Not only that, but they're idiots who think they're actively gathering information. [09:55] Kabasawa     140,000 r-retweets... SIGN    Replying to @donrakutei SIGN    There it is lol old people causing problems again lmaoooo SIGN    Real Japanese Man SIGN    Replying to @donrakutei SIGN    Your rakugo isn't very funny. SIGN    Taichi_Kabasawa SIGN    2 hours ago SIGN    Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao SIGN    Mystery Kiss [10:46] Nikaido     Imai-san, you waited in line for me again. [10:49] Imai     Of course I did. [10:50] Imai     I've been waiting forever     for you to debut, Rui-tan. [10:53] Yamamoto     I'm ready to take your picture. [10:55] Nikaido     How should we pose? [10:58] Imai     I already got pictures of us     making a heart and linking arms. [11:00] Imai     What should we do? [11:01] Nikaido     Since you're so special,     Imai-san, how about a hug? [11:05] Imai     What? Are you sure? [11:11] Nikaido     Since you're my last visitor today,     I'll give you an autograph, too. [11:15] Imai     Thank you. I promise     I'll buy your debut single. [11:18] Nikaido     Thanks, but... [11:21] Nikaido     I'm not sure it'll sell well. [11:23] Imai     Are things tough? [11:25] Nikaido     We had fewer people show up     than expected again today. [11:28] Imai     I've been thinking. [11:30] Imai     Both Ichimura-san and Mitsuya-san     would look better without masks. [11:33] Imai     They're so cute. It's a waste. [11:35] Imai     I assumed they'd take their masks      off for the Polaroids. [11:38] Imai     Nobody wants a Polaroid if they're masked. [11:40] Imai     Oh, they may be cute, but of course     they're not as cute as you, Rui-tan. [11:44] Nikaido     But those were the conditions for our debut. [11:48] Imai     I see. They've got their reasons, I guess. [11:52] Imai     Also... [11:54] Imai     Mitsuya-san's dancing has     gotten a little sloppy. [11:57] Imai     Is she not feeling well? [12:01] Nikaido     She works part time while attending     lessons and streaming from home. [12:05] Nikaido     She might be tired. [12:07] Imai     Sounds rough. [12:09] Imai     Don't push yourself too hard, Rui-tan. [12:11] Nikaido     Here. [12:13] Imai     Thank you, Rui-tan. [12:15] Imai     I'll promise I'll get rich and buy     tons of your CDs and merch. [12:18] Imai     I'm just a waiter at a club      right now, but— [12:20] Yamamoto     Time's up. Thank you. [12:30] Yamamoto     Ichimura and Mitsuya, we've got     some time before the venue closes. [12:34] Yamamoto     Could you go outside     and sell our leftover merch? [12:37] Mitsuya     You're kidding, right?     Nikaido-san doesn't have to? [12:39] Ichimura     What can we do? Our sales     aren't as good as Rui's. [12:42] Ichimura     No one cares about us. [12:44] Yamamoto     I'm really sorry. [12:49] Mitsuya     It's so embarrassing     to go outside with this mask on. [12:52] Mitsuya     Ichimura-san, don't you think it's     impossible for us to succeed? [12:54] Mitsuya     These masks prevent us from attracting     big spenders like Nikaido-san. [12:57] Ichimura     I couldn't attract fans     even if I took my mask off. [13:00] Mitsuya     Ichimura-san, you have     too little self-esteem. [13:04] Ichimura     Yeah, well, I started my career      maskless, and now I'm here. [13:07] Ichimura     If anything, it's crazy that you      have any self-esteem at all. [13:11] Mitsuya     Maybe it's because my parents     raised me with love. [13:15] Ichimura     That's crazy. You're right.     That's a big factor. [13:18] Ichimura     My parents always told me     that I couldn't do anything. [13:23] Mitsuya     Ichimura-san, when are you happiest? [13:26] Ichimura     When I'm in the bath. [13:28] Mitsuya     You sound like an old lady. [13:29] Ichimura     What about you, Mitsuya-san? [13:31] Mitsuya     When I'm eating.     Especially if it's fried chicken. [13:33] Ichimura     You're crazy. That's crazy high in calories. [13:35] Mitsuya     Ichimura-san, your vocabulary is crazy bad. [13:37] Ichimura     What? You're crazy. What a crazy     way to talk to your seniors. [13:42] Yamamoto     This is beyond our expectations.     Great work, Nikaido. [13:45] Yamamoto     Even the online news is talking about you. [13:48] Nikaido     It's not enough. [13:49] Nikaido     We're less successful than we should be,     given the commercial we put out. [13:52] Nikaido     We need more fans like Imai-san. [13:55] Yamamoto     That Imai guy was one     of those five guys, right? [14:07] Nikaido     Yeah. He's probably the only one     who's been following us since then. [14:16] Yamamoto     It's them. [14:19] Yamamoto     Hello, this is Yamamoto. Yes. [14:22] Yamamoto     Yes, it went smoothly. Yes. [14:25] Yamamoto     Half, right? Of course. [14:28] Yamamoto     What? A dash cam? [14:32] Yamamoto     I'll look for him. [14:34] Yamamoto     Do you know the driver's name? [14:36] Yamamoto     I'm not sure what I can do if you don't. [14:39] Yamamoto     You're right. Understood. [14:44] Nikaido     What did they say? [14:45] Yamamoto     It's fine. Nothing for you     to worry about, Nikaido. [15:07] Imai     Excuse me, but could you take me     to Shinjuku for 2,000 yen? [15:10] Odokawa     It costs about 3,500 yen to get     from here to Shinjuku. [15:13] Imai     Can't you make an exception? [15:15] Odokawa     I'll go as far as I can. [15:18] Imai     No, please take me to Shinjuku! [15:19] Odokawa     Your haggling style is     so pushy that it's creepy. [15:22] Imai     Please. I'm broke. [15:25] Odokawa     Fine, then. [15:35] Imai     Damn it. All losers. [15:38] Odokawa     If you have the money to buy those,     you should set some aside for cab fare. [15:41] Imai     It's not like that. [15:43] Imai     I'm going to use the money     to buy Mystery Kiss CDs. [15:46] Odokawa     Mystery Kiss? [15:47] Imai     You don't know them? [15:48] Imai     It's a three-person idol group     that just debuted. [15:50] Imai     After struggling for two years,     they finally debuted. [15:53] Odokawa     That's not a very long struggle. [15:54] Imai     Thinking back, I encountered them a year ago [15:56] Imai     at a concert I happened to attend. [15:58] Imai     Back then, there were only five     people in the audience, including me. [16:01] Imai     But today, all those fans came to see them. [16:04] Imai     I feel happy, but also kind     of sad. I feel conflicted. [16:08] Imai     But, like, knowing them since way back     gives me a sense of superiority. [16:12] Imai     I was one of those five fans. [16:15] Imai     I'll never forget how I felt then. [16:18] Imai     Rui Nikaido's overpowering aura. [16:20] Imai     Her singing reminded me of Janis Joplin. [16:22] Imai     Her innate idol-like qualities contrasted     with the ambition that flowed out of her. [16:26] Imai     Yuki Mitsuya's exceptional physical     abilities backed by her next-level dancing. [16:30] Imai     Shiho Ichimura's genuine modesty. [16:33] Imai     Each idol had a unique personality. [16:35] Imai     They were the holy trinity of idols. [16:38] Odokawa     You've got a lot to say about them, [16:40] Odokawa     but their personalities got     less impressive as you went on. [16:42] Imai     That's because ultimately,     I'm a Nikaido fan. [16:45] Imai     I even made a Nikaido fan account. [16:47] Odokawa     Uh-huh. [16:48] Imai     Anyway, today was their     debut CD preorder event. SIGN    Mystery Kiss     Debut Single "Supernatural     Love Phenomenon" CD Preorder      12/25/2021 Polaroid Event Ticket SIGN    Rui Nikaido [16:52] Imai     Each preorder comes with Polaroid tickets. [16:54] Imai     The more you preorder,     the more Polaroids you get to take. [16:57] Imai     You can have Rui Nikaido all to yourself. [16:59] Odokawa     Assuming you're right, if you've     got the money for lottery tickets, [17:02] Odokawa     you should spend it on CDs instead. [17:03] Imai     What are you talking about?     All I can afford is one CD. [17:07] Imai     I'd rather win the lottery     and make Rui Nikaido all mine. [17:11] Odokawa     You're betting on slim odds. [17:13] Imai     Are you a lucky man, Driver? [17:15] Imai     After all, they call it     catching a "brake," right? [17:18] Imai     I bet you've got great luck. [17:21] Odokawa     A long time ago, I survived an accident     that should've killed me. [17:25] Odokawa     So maybe I am lucky. [17:30] Imai     If you were lucky, you wouldn't     have gotten into an accident. [17:33] Odokawa     I guess you're right. [17:34] Odokawa     We've arrived in Shinjuku. Is here okay? [17:36] Imai     Yeah! Sorry I only have 2,000 yen. [17:39] Imai     Since you're a lucky driver, [17:41] Imai     could I get your seven favorite     numbers between 1 and 37? [17:53] Odokawa     2, 10, 12, 18, 20, 32, 33. [17:58] Imai     Hey, that sounds pretty good. [18:00] Imai     I'm off to buy a lottery ticket. [18:02] Odokawa     Hey, you still had money? [18:06] Odokawa     Jeez. SIGN    New message SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    Can we meet now? SIGN    Can we meet now? [18:21] Shibagaki     Sorry, are you available? [18:26] Shibagaki     Sorry to interrupt your break. [18:28] Shibagaki     To Japan Broadcasting, please. [18:39] Baba     What are you watching? [18:41] Shibagaki     I thought I might find something     we could use on the broadcast. [18:43] Baba     You're studying hard. [18:45] Shibagaki     Look. Doesn't this just piss you off? SIGN    MOWMOW LULU GYABAN's "Sadness in the Subway" cover [18:51] Baba     I know what you mean.     I'd rather listen to the actual song. [18:53] Shibagaki     Some of them are moving, though. [18:56] Baba     Wh-What are you talking about?     Some of them are moving? [18:59] Shibagaki     Too slow. [19:01] Shibagaki     So what are you doing? [19:02] Baba     Huh? "Zooden." SIGN    Homosapi Baba Rank: 80 Development points: 355 Animals: 56 [19:04] Shibagaki     "Zooden?" [19:05] Baba     It's a mobile game. [19:08] Shibagaki     Hold on. You named your     account "Homosapi Baba" [19:11] Shibagaki     and even uploaded a photo of yourself. [19:12] Shibagaki     Don't you know you're a celebrity? [19:14] Baba     I can play with our fans this way.     What's wrong with that? [19:16] Shibagaki     Use that time to write jokes instead. [19:18] Baba     It's super addicting. [19:20] Baba     You raise animals and stuff to rank up. [19:22] Shibagaki     You've only ever been raised.     How could you raise anything? [19:26] Shibagaki     Focus on ranking up your comedy.     You're dead last right now. [19:28] Baba     You think I'm dead last at comedy? [19:30] Shibagaki     Not just among professionals. [19:31] Shibagaki     I mean among all people.     Don't get the wrong idea. [19:33] Baba     I'm dead last at comedy among all people? [19:36] Shibagaki     So, how are things with your girlfriend? [19:39] Baba     I can't talk about that here. [19:41] Shibagaki     Don't be so self-conscious. [19:43] Shibagaki     The percentage of people who know us is as low     as the interest rate on a fixed deposit account. [19:46] Baba     Well, my girlfriend has the opportunity     to achieve the percentage of cacao [19:49] Baba     in a very bitter bar of chocolate. [19:51] Shibagaki     Are you saying we don't? [19:53] Odokawa     I know you guys. You're Homosapiens, right? [19:55] Odokawa     I always listen to you guys on the radio. [19:57] Shibagaki     Seriously? [19:58] Odokawa     I didn't know what you looked like,     but I recognized your voices. [20:00] Shibagaki     That's the problem. [20:02] Shibagaki     Driver, what do you think     we need to be successful? [20:04] Odokawa     I don't know. Luck, maybe? [20:06] Shibagaki     If we were lucky, we wouldn't     need to work hard. [20:08] Shibagaki     We want to be the best act in the nation. [20:11] Odokawa     It seems to me like you're     not equally committed. [20:15] Odokawa     By the way, how did     the N-1 preliminaries go? [20:18] Baba     We made it past Round 2. [20:19] Odokawa     That's impressive. [20:21] Shibagaki     Hey, Baba. What would you do     if I said we should dissolve the group? [20:25] Baba     I'd think it couldn't be helped. [20:27] Baba     I don't really understand comedy. [20:29] Baba     I hate to admit it, [20:32] Baba     but you're the only one I think is truly     funny from the bottom of my heart. [20:35] Baba     Even an older comedian     said you've got talent. [20:39] Baba     That you'll be successful someday. [20:40] Baba     So if I'm holding you back, then     I think I should step out of your way. [20:45] Shibagaki     You've got it all wrong.     You shouldn't be talking about quitting. [20:48] Shibagaki     Your fatal flaw is that you're not     frustrated after he said that about us. [20:51] Baba     I can't help that I'm not frustrated! [20:54] Baba     Are you saying you can     control your emotions? [20:56] Baba     If people could do that, all unrequited     love would cease existing! [20:58] Shibagaki     That's actually pretty funny! [21:00] Shibagaki     You should be putting      that on the airwaves! [21:02] Baba     You say I'm funny, but I don't     know what you want me to do! [21:04] Shibagaki     It's that way you talked back to me     when you felt cornered! [21:07] Baba     Who wouldn't talk back     after being pushed like that? [21:09] Shibagaki     Driver, during middle school,     this guy got into a fistfight [21:12] Shibagaki     with a girl that ended in a draw. [21:14] Baba     That has nothing to do     with this conversation! [21:16] Baba     Quit talking about my personal life! [21:18] Shibagaki     You're a crap student, a crap     fighter, and a crap comedian. [21:21] Shibagaki     Is there anything you can do? [21:22] Baba     My academic abilities aren't part of this! [21:24] Baba     We went to the same high school! [21:26] Baba     We're not that different! [21:29] Baba     It's our manager. [21:32] Baba     We'll be arriving at the studio soon. [21:33] Baba     Yes. We're in a taxi. [21:35] Baba     What? Yeah, he's right next to me. [21:38] Baba     Yes. Yes. [21:40] Baba     What? Who, me? [21:44] Baba     Yes. Tomorrow? That's fine. [21:47] Baba     Yes. Seriously? [21:49] Baba     Yes. Yes. Goodbye. [21:54] Shibagaki     What'd he say? [21:57] Baba     It's a regular appearance. [21:58] Shibagaki     You're kidding. On what? [22:00] Baba     Some kind of daytime food show. [22:02] Shibagaki     That's totally great. Ye— [22:03] Baba     It's just me. [22:21] Odakawa     Where t— SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    I'll wait at the park across from the clinic. SIGN    New message SIGN    Next Time: Beware of Borrowed Plumes [23:35] Odokawa     How are things lately, ma'am? [23:36] Taeko     With what? [23:37] Odokawa     With Kakihana. [23:38] Taeko     There's nothing to report. [23:39] Odokawa     Well, he's certainly hopeless. [23:41] Taeko     A dumb, hopeless monkey. [23:43] Odokawa     Keep your voice down. He'll hear you. [23:45] Taeko     Crap. We made eye contact. [23:46] Odokawa     Ma'am, got any New Year's resolutions? [23:48] Taeko     Maybe I'll open a second shop. E3 - Beware of Borrowed Plumes Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Equator Sauna SIGN    Beware of Borrowed Plumes [01:33] Man A     I think the first guy to freestyle was KIN. [01:36] Man B     What? From Mellow Yellow? SIGN    Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo [01:47] Kuroda     Hey. [01:48] Kakihana     Ah, yes? [01:49] Kuroda     What's that taxi driver's name? [01:52] Kakihana     Huh? You mean Odokawa? [01:56] Kuroda     Odokawa... [01:57] Kakihana     That's his name. [02:00] Kuroda     You know the missing high     school girl case in Nerima? [02:03] Kakihana     Yes. [02:04] Kuroda     Rumor has it she got into Odokawa's taxi. [02:07] Kakihana     What? [02:08] Kuroda     But we haven't heard anything     about the case since then, right? [02:13] Kakihana     You're right. [02:15] Kuroda     The investigation request was withdrawn. [02:18] Kakihana     Huh? So they found her, then? [02:20] Kuroda     No. Apparently they received     a message from her secondhand. [02:23] Kakihana     That's great. She's all right, then. [02:26] Kuroda     That said, I'm allegedly the reason     she ran away from home. [02:29] Kakihana     What? What did you do? [02:31] Kuroda     Could you investigate her whereabouts? [02:34] Kakihana     What? You want me to do it? [02:36] Kuroda     It's Don-chan's daughter. [02:37] Kakihana     Whose daughter? I don't know     what you expect me to do. [02:40] Kuroda     Later. [02:41] Kakihana     Huh? [02:42] Kakihana     Uh, yeah. Talk to you later. [02:52] Kakihana     Huh? He was on the phone?! [02:59] Dobu     Odokawa-kun, let's go for a drive. [03:02] Odokawa     Sure thing. You'll pay your fare, won't you? [03:07] Dobu     Maybe, if you give me     some useful information. [03:14] Odokawa     What information? [03:16] Odokawa     More importantly, that toy     is awfully distracting. [03:19] Dobu     Is it a toy, or is it real? [03:26] Kuroda     Hey. [03:26] (Flashback) Dobu     Boss, what is it? [03:28] Kuroda     What's that taxi driver's name? [03:32] (Flashback) Dobu     You mean Odokawa? [03:35] Kuroda     Odokawa... [03:37] Dobu     What about him? [03:39] (Flashback) Kuroda     You know the missing high     school girl case in Nerima? [03:42] (Flashback) Dobu     Yes. [03:44] Man B     Rumor has it she got into Odokawa's taxi. [03:48] (Flashback) Kuroda     Boss, about that... [03:50] Kuroda     But we haven't heard anything     about the case since then, right? [03:55] Dobu     You're right. [03:57] (Flashback) Kuroda     The investigation request was withdrawn. [04:00] Dobu     I heard about that from the older Daimon. [04:03] Dobu     He said they heard from the missing girl. [04:04] (Flashback) Kuroda     No. Apparently they received     a message from her secondhand. [04:08] Dobu     I see... [04:11] (Flashback) Kuroda     That said, I'm allegedly the reason     she ran away from home. [04:14] Dobu     What do you mean? [04:15] (Flashback) Kuroda     Could you investigate her whereabouts? [04:19] (Flashback) Dobu     Why do you care about a high     school girl from Nerima, boss? [04:22] Kuroda     It's Don-chan's daughter. [04:24] (Flashback) Dobu     What?! [04:26] Kuroda     Later. [04:29] (Flashback) Dobu     Bye. [04:38] Dobu     Odokawa-kun, apparently you picked up     the missing high school girl from Nerima. [04:42] Odokawa     Apparently. I handed over my dash     cam data to Big Daimon a while ago. [04:47] Dobu     Yeah, I know. I have your data. [04:49] Odokawa     Sounds like you guys are involved, then. [04:51] Dobu     I have a request. [04:53] Dobu     I need you to keep your mouth shut. [04:56] Dobu     Also, I want your help with something. [04:59] Odokawa     Big Daimon already told me     to keep my mouth shut. [05:02] Odokawa     He said a wanted criminal armed with     a gun would kill me if I told the police. [05:07] Odokawa     In fact, there's a wanted criminal armed     with a gun trying to kill me right now— [05:10] Dobu     Not just the police. Don't tell anybody. [05:12] Dobu     Tell 'em you lost your dash cam data. [05:14] Odokawa     Don't tell anybody? Like who? [05:16] Dobu     Everybody. [05:19] Odokawa     So, what do you want help with? [05:21] Dobu     If anyone shows up looking     for your dash cam data, [05:24] Dobu     I want you to let me know. [05:25] Odokawa     And if I refuse? [05:28] Dobu     I'll kill you. [05:39] Odokawa     Why are you so desperate     to find this girl, Dobu? [05:42] Dobu     That ain't any of your damn business. [05:44] Odokawa     I can't help you if I don't     know what's going on. [05:47] Odokawa     Besides, without some information, [05:50] Odokawa     I won't know what I'm not     supposed to tell whom. [05:53] Dobu     Fine. [05:56] Dobu     First, my boss is looking for the missing     high school girl from Nerima. [06:00] Odokawa     Why? [06:01] Dobu     Because she's the daughter of a classmate. [06:03] Odokawa     What about the police? [06:04] Dobu     Officially, the police suspect me. [06:10] Odokawa     Suspect you? Aren't you     besties with the police? [06:13] Dobu     Hey, you insult me. Just with Big Daimon. [06:16] Odokawa     Really? Not Little Daimon? [06:18] Dobu     Little Daimon's an idiot. [06:20] Odokawa     So, you're not actually involved? [06:23] Dobu     Nope. Swear to God, I'm not involved. [06:27] Dobu     If anything, I was framed. [06:31] Odokawa     Why do you have my dash cam data, then? [06:34] Dobu     Don't interrogate me like     you're the police, Odokawa. [06:37] Odokawa     Can't help you if I can't trust you. [06:41] Dobu     Honestly, I thought you were connected     to the Nerima missing persons case. [06:46] Dobu     Apparently you've been talking     to someone in your apartment. [06:49] Dobu     At first, I thought I'd get my hands     on your dash cam data [06:54] Dobu     so I could blackmail you with it. [06:56] Odokawa     So you don't suspect me anymore, then. [06:58] Dobu     Nah, I still think you might've done it. [07:01] Dobu     The investigation request's     been withdrawn, though. [07:05] Odokawa     Withdrawn? Then her family must     be satisfied with the situation. [07:08] Dobu     They got word that she ran away [07:09] Dobu     because of the relationship     between my boss and her dad, [07:12] Dobu     so they withdrew the request. [07:15] Dobu     They haven't accepted the situation. [07:18] Odokawa     Do you have any idea who might be involved? [07:22] Dobu     There's only one guy who      could've put her up to this. [07:25] Dobu     A guy named Yano. [07:26] Odkawa     Yano? [07:29] Dobu     My junior. [07:30] Odokawa     If he's your junior, go talk to him yourself. [07:33] Dobu     My job is collecting payments for my boss. [07:37] Dobu     There's not much point in     telling you about it, so I won't, [07:41] Dobu     but it's about obligation or principle. [07:43] Dobu     But Yano only thinks about     collecting more money than me. [07:48] Dobu     He doesn't work for obligation or principle. [07:50] Dobu     In other words, Yano doesn't like me. [07:53] Odokawa     You're saying there's no point     in asking Yano directly. [07:56] Dobu     Bingo. [07:58] Dobu     So if someone comes to take      your dash cam data, [08:01] Dobu     in all likelihood it'll be Yano     or one of his henchmen. [08:05] Dobu     That's why I want your help. [08:07] Odokawa     Why don't you tell all this to your boss? [08:10] Dobu     I couldn't. I didn't tell him     that I have the dash cam data. [08:14] Odokawa     Why? [08:15] Dobu     Because Yano is always telling everyone     that I only do petty jobs. [08:21] Dobu     It's reached the boss's ears, too. [08:23] Odokawa     In other words, he's a show-off. [08:25] Dobu     Yeah. I think Yano knew what he was doing. [08:30] Odokawa     I get the picture. [08:31] Odokawa     You don't want me to tell anyone     that you have my dash cam data [08:35] Odokawa     because you don't want     your boss to find out. [08:38] Odokawa     And if anyone comes looking for it,     you want me to let you know. [08:42] Dobu     That's right. You're quick     on the uptake, Odokawa. [08:46] Dobu     If Yano is involved     in the missing persons case, [08:49] Dobu     then I can find evidence of that     and use it to bring him down. [08:54] Odokawa     No, thanks. [08:55] Dobu     What?! [08:56] Odokawa     You're still a criminal. [08:59] Odokawa     I'm not interested     in helping someone like that. [09:01] Dobu     Even if I threaten to kill you? [09:04] Odokawa     You can't kill anyone. [09:07] Odokawa     You may be a small-time gangster,     but you've got your pride. [09:13] Dobu     You asshole! [09:15] Police     You, in the taxi. Pull over. [09:19] Dobu     Get us out of here, or I'll shoot. [09:22] Odokawa     If you shoot me, you'll just get arrested. [09:26] Dobu     Don't say anything stupid. [09:38] Odokawa     Damn it. [09:43] Dobu     Which one is it? The older     or younger brother? [09:55] Kenshiro     Is something the matter? [09:59] Odokawa     Can't you tell? I'm being     robbed. He's got a gun. [10:04] Kenshiro     Be quiet. You'll bother the neighbors. [10:07] Odokawa     He's got a gun. Search him. [10:08] Dobu     Something's wrong with this driver. [10:11] Kenshiro     It certainly seems that way. [10:12] Odokawa     How much is he paying you? [10:13] Kenshiro     In any case, could you turn off     your emergency light? It's confusing. [10:18] Kenshiro     This is Shinjuku 4 to Central. [10:20] Kenshiro     Shinjuku 336 10-22... [10:24] Koshiro     Hey, Bro. What was that about? [10:26] Kenshiro     Ah, Little Bro. It was nothing. [10:28] Kenshiro     His taxi broke down. [10:29] Koshiro     Really, Bro? I heard something about a gun. [10:33] Kenshiro     Listen, Little Bro. Think about it. [10:35] Kenshiro     Can you believe anything a taxi driver says? [10:39] Koshiro     You're right. Damn those taxi drivers! [11:00] Dobu     Head to Shinjuku. [11:08] Dobu     You turned on your taxi's     emergency light and kept me talking, [11:12] Dobu     found a cop car, and provoked me     so I'd turn my gun on you. [11:15] Dobu     You wanted the cops to see. [11:18] Dobu     That was quite the risk you took. [11:20] Dobu     What if I'd actually shot you? [11:23] Odokawa     Whatever. I wouldn't mind dying. [11:25] Dobu     You're not afraid to die? [11:28] Dobu     Someone who's not afraid to die doesn't     need your weird sense of justice. [11:31] Odokawa     I am afraid. Unbelievably so. [11:35] Odokawa     But I'd rather die than get involved     in what sounds like a pain in the ass. [11:39] Dobu     I get it, Odokawa-kun. [11:42] Dobu     I understand that threatening you     won't get you to do what I want. [11:46] Dobu     What motivates you? You don't     seem very interested in money. [11:51] Dobu     I know, I'll hurt your friends.     Who should I hurt? [11:57] Dobu     What's your friend's name? Kakihana? [12:01] Odokawa     Kakihana, huh? [12:02] Odokawa     He's probably better off dead, too. [12:05] Dobu     You're so cold, Odokawa-kun. [12:07] Dobu     You seemed a little shaken, though. [12:09] Dobu     You're actually bluffing, aren't you? [12:12] Dobu     Who should I choose? [12:14] Dobu     Taeko. [12:16] Dobu     Shirakawa... [12:19] Dobu     So, that's your weakness. [12:24] Odokawa     Why Shirakawa-san? [12:33] Dobu     Sounds like we have a deal, then. [12:36] Dobu     Thanks for your help. SIGN    New message SIGN    Miho Shirakawa     I'll wait at the park across     from the clinic. [13:16] Shirakawa     "I'll wait at the park across     from the clinic." SIGN    Super Rare Dodo [13:45] Shirakawa     You came. [13:49] Odokawa     Do you have some business with me? [13:52] Shirakawa     Is wanting to see you not      a good enough reason? [14:02] Shirakawa     You know those fast-forwarded videos of      landscapes filmed on a fixed-point camera? [14:07] Shirakawa     Watching those makes me feel so anxious. [14:10] Shirakawa     The sun sets in the blink of an eye. [14:12] Shirakawa     The stars move, and clouds drift by. [14:15] Shirakawa     It forces us to confront the fact     that time marches on, [14:17] Shirakawa     regardless of what we have to say about it. [14:19] Odokawa     It kind of sounds like you're     being snide about my tardiness. [14:22] Shirakawa     I don't believe there's such      a thing as wasted time. [14:25] Shirakawa     But they say "time is money," you know? [14:28] Odokawa     Why not take things slowly, then? [14:30] Shirakawa     Try saying that again, but meaner this time. [14:36] Odokawa     Why not enjoy a bit of sherry     and a fudge brownie [14:39] Odokawa     while strolling along the West Coast? [14:41] Shirakawa     Your snide remark has     a rather American quality to it. [14:46] Odokawa     You don't want to be friends with me. [14:49] Shirakawa     Why not? [14:50] Odokawa     Because I've got some     yakuza-type guys after me. [14:54] Odokawa     They know who my friends are. [14:56] Odokawa     It's kind of dangerous. [14:59] Shirakawa     I'll be fine. Despite how I look... [15:04] Shirakawa     I used to practice capoeira. [15:11] Odokawa     That was surprising. I thought     a Bollywood movie was about to start. [15:17] Odokawa     What's capoeira? [15:19] Shirakawa     A Brazilian martial art. [15:20] Odokawa     Why? [15:22] Shirakawa     At first, I was trying to lose weight. [15:24] Shirakawa     Then I got interested in seeing how much      I could improve my queixada form. [15:27] Shirakawa     Oh, a queixada is a kick to the chin. It's— [15:30] Odokawa     That's not what I meant. [15:32] Odokawa     Your makeshift capoeira won't     be enough to beat these guys. [15:35] Shirakawa     That's obnoxious. How do you know     my martial arts skills are makeshift? [15:39] Odokawa     If it was to lose weight, then it can't      be effective in a real fight. [15:42] Odokawa     So it's makeshift. [15:43] Shirakawa     It wouldn't upset you if someone     called you a makeshift taxi driver? [15:46] Odokawa     Obviously I'd be upset. It's my job. [15:49] Odokawa     I'm not calling you a makeshift nurse. [15:51] Shirakawa     By the way, what does "makeshift" mean? [15:53] Odokawa     You got upset when you     didn't know what it meant? [15:55] Shirakawa     I understood more or less from the nuance. [15:57] Shirakawa     Use a synonym that's easier to understand. [15:59] Odokawa     It means "temporary substitute." [16:01] Shirakawa     Who's a temporary substitute nurse?! [16:02] Odokawa     I didn't say that, [16:03] Odokawa     and I'm astonished that you got     upset for the same reason twice. [16:09] Odokawa     Please, no more queixada! [16:16] Odokawa     Anyway, it's dangerous for us     to be meeting like this. [16:20] Odokawa     For you, that is. [16:21] Shirakawa     It doesn't matter. I'm an adult. [16:25] Shirakawa     I can protect myself. [16:29] Odokawa     What's your goal? [16:32] Shirakawa     For what? [16:33] Odokawa     What do you gain from meeting     with me, Shirakawa-san? [16:36] Shirakawa     Am I bothering you? [16:38] Shirakawa     Would it bother you to occasionally     meet and chat like this [16:43] Shirakawa     or exchange messages? [16:46] Shirakawa     I find being around you     relaxing, Odokawa-san. [17:02] Shirakawa     I'm working the day     shift today. I should go. [17:05] Odokawa     I'll drive you there. [17:07] Shirakawa     Oh, right. After all, you are a taxi driver. [17:11] Odokawa     I won't run the meter. [17:17] Baba     It's the "What's for Lunch?!" Segment! SIGN    What's for Lunch?! SIGN    Asking People Around     Kichijoji to Lunch! [17:20] Baba     Let's get started. In this segment,     we talk to people around town [17:23] Baba     and eat lunch with them. [17:25] Baba     It's already our fourth episode, and     we've received absolutely no response. [17:27] Baba     Is everything okay?     I'm actually kinda worried. [17:29] Staff     Well, we're shooting all four at once. [17:30] Baba     Oh, right. No wonder I'm not hungry. [17:33] Staff     Explain where we are right now. [17:42] Kakihana     Hey, Odokawa. [17:44] Baba     Here we go. Hey, what's for lunch? [17:48] Kakihana     What happened with Shirakawa-san after that? [17:51] Odokawa     You're unusually annoying today. [17:53] Kakihana     Has your affection for her grown? [17:55] Odokawa     It's the size of Jupiter now. [17:56] Kakihana     That's quite the growth. [17:59] Kakihana     Love is both a painful and beautiful thing. [18:04] Odokawa     Are you in love? [18:05] Kakihana     I was pretty popular     in high school, remember? [18:10] Odokawa     Yeah, you played baseball. [18:12] Kakihana     But once you're an adult,     people have pretty high standards [18:14] Kakihana     regarding your appearance     or work performance. [18:18] Kakihana     As I've gotten older,     I'd started to give up on it. [18:22] Kakihana     My spring's finally on the horizon, though. [18:24] Odokawa     Really? That's great. [18:27] Kakihana     I've mentioned this before,     but in the marriage marketplace, [18:30] Kakihana     there's no demand for guys     with specs like ours. [18:32] Odokawa     That's exactly it. [18:34] Odokawa     Why is a 28-year-old nurse interested in me? [18:37] Kakihana     It's that special feeling     that outshines your specs. [18:41] Odokawa     I compared my feelings to Jupiter before, [18:43] Odokawa     but I don't really understand     attraction or romance myself. [18:48] Odokawa     I always thought they were concepts     that had nothing to do with me. [18:53] Odokawa     In any case, I'm not confident. [18:56] Kakihana     Before you know it, you're in love. [18:59] Kakihana     That's just how it is. [19:01] Odokawa     Don't lecture me on love. It's aggravating. [19:05] Kakihana     You wanna see the girl I'm talking to? SIGN    Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo [19:10] Odokawa     She's just a little girl. [19:11] Kakihana     She's still only 18. [19:13] Kakihana     So far we've only exchanged messages,     but we get along great. [19:17] Kakihana     We're supposed to meet up soon,     but she's busy with work. [19:21] Odokawa     Did you meet her on a matchmaking site? [19:24] Kakihana     That's right. [19:26] Kakihana     I know what you're trying to say. [19:28] Kakihana     You think she doesn't exist, don't you? [19:32] Kakihana     Well, read it and weep. SIGN    Kakihana-san!! Good luck at work [19:38] Kakihana     Ma'am, another helping. [19:40] Odokawa     It's not that I doubt her     existence. It's just... [19:46] Odokawa     Are you sure you're not being tricked? [19:49] Kakihana     Are you jealous? [19:51] Odokawa     Kakihana, I'm not saying      this out of jealousy. [19:54] Odokawa     Think about it. You said so yourself. [19:57] Odokawa     There's no demand for us     in the marriage marketplace. [19:59] Kakihana     I'm telling you, it's the feeling— [20:01] Odokawa     You've never even met her.     How can there be any feeling? [20:03] Kakihana     I told you, we've been exchanging messages! [20:06] Kakihana     Take a look at all of these! [20:07] Odokawa     Let me see your profile. [20:10] Odokawa     Give me that... [20:10] Kakihana     No way. Why, you... [20:14] Kakihana     Stop that! [20:15] Odokawa     Give me your phone... [20:20] Taeko     Hey. [20:23] Kakihana     Ouch... SIGN    Eiji Kakihana      41 Years Old, Tokyo SIGN    Profile     Born: Tokyo     Education: College Graduate     Annual Income: 20,000,000 [20:30] Odokawa     These specs you lied about way     outshine any kind of feeling. [20:35] Kakihana     I know. [20:38] Kakihana     But still, I wanna dream. [20:41] Kakihana     I can dream, right? [21:00] Ichimura     "Good evening. SIGN    Good evening. I finished work, and I'm in Arakawa. Could I see you now? SIGN    Shiho [21:01] Ichimura     I finished work, and I'm in Arakawa. [21:04] Ichimura     Could I see you now?" [21:09] Kakihana     What should I do? What should I do? [21:11] Kakihana     I'm on my way! [21:14] Odokawa     Goriki's missing? [21:17] Shirakawa     I can't get in touch with him. [21:19] Shirakawa     What should I do, Odokawa-san? [21:41] Kakihana     Shiho-chan? [21:43] Ichimura     Kakihana-san, I've been wanting to see you. [21:47] Kakihana     Sorry to keep you waiting. [21:48] Kakihana     I was glued to my monitor at work. [21:51] Kakihana     I rushed here in a taxi, but had      trouble finding this place. [21:56] Ichimura     You're even more wonderful     than I thought. I'm relieved. [22:01] Ichimura     You're all wet. Poor thing. [22:04] Ichimura     Shall we get some tea someplace? [22:07] Kakihana     Y-Y-Yeah. I know a place     that serves good Darjeeling, [22:11] Kakihana     but I don't really know this area. [22:13] Ichimura     There's a Doutor nearby. Let's go there. [22:16] Kakihana     Huh? Okay. [22:23] Kakihana     Thanks. SIGN    Next Time: Tanaka's Revolution [23:35] Baba     "Our story begins four years ago." [23:37] Baba     "He was working for a game company—" [23:38] Odokawa     Don't read that. [23:39] Baba     What is this? [23:40] Odokawa     It's an interview conducted by a writer. [23:42] Baba     This doesn't belong at     an auspicious event like this. [23:44] Odokawa     Anyway, I'm surprised you came,     Mr. Successful Comedian. [23:47] Baba     Are you being mean on purpose?     I've got nothing in my schedule right now. E4 - Tanaka's Revolution Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Tanaka's Revolution [01:34] Pedestrian B     I'm serious, man! SIGN    Maid Café SIGN    Welcome Back, Master [01:42] Shibagaki     Hey, you! What are you trying to do? [01:45] Tanaka     Our story begins four years ago. [01:49] Tanaka     At that time, I had just started     working for a game company. [01:51] Tanaka     In order to examine our competitors' games, [01:51] (Flashback) Boss A     There's broad demand for the     combination of intuitive puzzle games [01:53] Tanaka     I was playing several free-to-play games. [01:55] (Flashback) Boss A     and anime characters. [01:56] Tanaka     Honestly, I don't like modern games. [01:57] (Flashback) Boss A     Last year, Namico's Puzzle     Fantasy made over 40 billion. [01:59] Tanaka     Games are supposed to be     an escape from reality. [02:04] Tanaka     Having friends gives you an advantage. [02:04] (Flashback) Coworker D     Seriously, I'd go if I could. [02:06] Tanaka     Having money and time     gives you an advantage. [02:06] (Flashback) Coworker D     You never show up! [02:08] (Flashback) Coworker E     I promise I'll go next time. [02:08] Tanaka     It's no different than reality. [02:12] Tanaka     Going back even further, when I was     a third-year grade school student, [02:14] (Flashback) Student A     Hey, that's the new Gandum! [02:16] (Flashback) Student D     I won it in a giveaway! [02:16] Tanaka     eraser collecting     was briefly a fad in my class. [02:18] (Flashback) Student E     Lemme see! [02:18] (Flashback) Student F     Wow! SIGN    Found Around School [02:21] Tanaka     It was due to our homeroom teacher     being rather fussy about the wealth gap. [02:25] Tanaka     All our possessions were standardized. [02:27] Tanaka     Students were instructed not to     deviate from the average. [02:31] Tanaka     However, there was one loophole: stationery. [02:36] Tanaka     Among such products, a wide variety     of erasers were available in circulation, [02:40] Tanaka     so as a class, we threw ourselves     into collecting erasers. [02:42] (Flashback) Student A     Wow. [02:43] Tanaka     Who had the most erasers. [02:45] Tanaka     Who had the rarest erasers. [02:46] Tanaka     That alone determined our class hierarchy. [02:50] Tanaka     No, that's an exaggeration.     Actually, it's a lie. [02:54] Tanaka     As you might expect,     athletic kids, smart kids, [02:57] Tanaka     strong fighters, attractive kids,     artistic kids, and funny kids [03:01] Tanaka     naturally stood near the top. [03:05] Tanaka     But for the rest of us     who didn't have anything, [03:05] (Flashback) Student K     The PE teacher's shirt     was hanging out during class. [03:07] Tanaka     eraser collecting was our last hope     for squeezing into the top. [03:12] Tanaka     No, this is also an exaggeration and a lie. [03:16] (Flashback) Student     Did you see his face when he noticed? [03:17] Tanaka     Even among the kids who had nothing, [03:19] Tanaka     there were only two of us     who collected erasers seriously. [03:22] Tanaka     Me and another kid named Sato. [03:26] Tanaka     Sato was a nuisance. [03:28] Tanaka     His parents frequently traveled for work,     which meant he was lonely. [03:32] Tanaka     He received an allowance as well, [03:34] Tanaka     and would ask his parents     to bring him back rare local erasers [03:36] Tanaka     as souvenirs from their business trips. [03:39] Tanaka     I think the reason I participated [03:42] Tanaka     in this pointless showdown     between the two of us [03:45] Tanaka     was because I already     possessed one rare eraser. [03:50] Tanaka     It was an eraser shaped like a dodo. [03:53] Tanaka     My relatives bought it for me     on an overseas trip. [03:56] Tanaka     I loved birds. [03:58] Tanaka     I read my bird encyclopedia again     and again until the pages wore out. [04:02] (Flashback) Tanaka     You're an unusual bird, aren't you? SIGN    Pet House [04:07] Tanaka     Once, I begged my father     to get me a pet bird. [04:11] Tanaka     My father took me into the pet shop with     the understanding that we'd just look around, [04:14] Tanaka     but in the end, he bought me     a gray male cockatiel. [04:18] Tanaka     I named him Maru. [04:20] Tanaka     Later he told my mother that he was     helping cultivate my aesthetic sensibility, [04:23] Tanaka     but thinking on it, it was probably     just that he wasn't very expensive. [04:26] Tanaka     They bought my brother     the expensive otaku computer games, [04:30] Tanaka     and Maru must've been cheap in comparison. [04:33] Tanaka     While doing my best to care for him, [04:36] Tanaka     a relationship of trust was born between us. [04:40] Tanaka     But back to my story. [04:41] Tanaka     My dodo eraser certainly was rare, [04:43] (Flashback) Student A     Sato-kun, where'd you get those? [04:44] Tanaka     but the erasers that     I could afford on my allowance [04:45] (Flashback) Student D     Wow. [04:46] Tanaka     didn't stand a chance     against Sato's collection. [04:47] (Flashback) Student E     Can I touch them? [04:48] (Flashback) Sato     Sure. [04:49] Tanaka     A tiny handful of students fawned over him, [04:52] Tanaka     and I found it unbearably frustrating. [04:55] Tanaka     I'd smugly return to using an ordinary     eraser after trying a bunch of others, [05:00] Tanaka     or utter great insights like, [05:02] Tanaka     "this is what they use instead of erasers     at art colleges," while using bread. [05:05] Tanaka     But those low-class techniques that I pretended     were high-class were obviously ineffective, [05:09] Tanaka     and every day I tasted defeat. [05:13] Tanaka     Then something happened. SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser [05:21] (Flashback) Tanaka     A Donraku eraser... SIGN    Auctions > Toys > Games > Figures > Erasers SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare [05:30] Tanaka     "This is it," I thought. [05:31] Tanaka     There was only one of them in the world. [05:34] Tanaka     It was my only chance to turn things around. [05:36] Tanaka     I'd show him. [05:38] Tanaka     I returned home, and     once my family was asleep, [05:41] Tanaka     I took my father's credit     card from his wallet [05:43] Tanaka     and wrote down his credit card number. [05:48] Tanaka     Considering how I was going to pay     for it, I needed a credit card. [05:52] Tanaka     It was a typical card.     One accessible to everyone. [05:54] Tanaka     The kind of card a student might use. [05:56] Tanaka     When I learned that later,     I became a little sentimental, [06:01] Tanaka     but that's another story. [06:03] (Flashback) Sato     My dad bought this for me     when he went to Dubai. [06:07] Tanaka     Just you wait. [06:09] Tanaka     That day, after leaving school, [06:10] Tanaka     during the limited period     when my brother wasn't home, SIGN    Number of Bids SIGN    Bidding History [06:12] Top Right Sign     Time Remaining SIGN    3 Days Details SIGN    Current Price [06:13] Tanaka     I prepared myself and registered an account. SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Seller Information SIGN    Follow SIGN    No refunds, no returns SIGN    Overall Rating: 24 | Positive Ratings: 30 [06:15] (Flashback) Tanaka     3,000 yen, huh? [06:17] Tanaka     There were zero bids with     three days left on the auction. [06:21] Tanaka     Since my time at a computer was limited, [06:24] Tanaka     I didn't have time to strategize. [06:25] Tanaka     I bid immediately. [06:27] Tanaka     The price was 3,000 yen. [06:29] Tanaka     It was hardly inexpensive for me, [06:32] Tanaka     but it was possible that its price     would rise even higher. SIGN    Hilarious! Joke Hit Battle! SIGN    Newbies to Watch: The Walrus SIGN    Short Skit "Convenience Store" [06:35] Celebrity A     What the hell kind of     employee are you? Enough. [06:37] Tanaka     I erased the history and any other     trace that I'd used the computer [06:38] Both     Thank you very much. [06:41] Tanaka     and ate dinner with my family     as though nothing had happened. [06:43] (Flashback) Tanaka     Mom, do we have anything for dessert? [06:45] Tanaka     At that time, I felt elated, as though     I'd become a super hacker. [06:57] Tanaka     The next day... [07:02] (Flashback) Tanaka     It went up. [07:03] Tanaka     I had a rival. [07:05] Tanaka     In retrospect, this piece of shit     was hardly worth it. SIGN    Bid SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Place Bid [07:08] Tanaka     I entered 3,600 yen into the bid field. [07:12] Tanaka     On the final day of the auction... [07:15] (Flashback) Tanaka     What? [07:18] (Flashback) Tanaka     4,000 yen? [07:19] Tanaka     My rival was stubborn. [07:22] Tanaka     I felt his passion and determination     to acquire the eraser, no matter the cost. [07:25] Tanaka     Battling against an opponent with     unknown intentions and budget [07:28] Tanaka     is the charm of online auctions. [07:31] Tanaka     However, I was determined. [07:33] Tanaka     I input 4,100 yen. SIGN    Number of Bids SIGN    Bidding History [07:42] Top Right Sign     Time Remaining SIGN    12 Minutes Details SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid [07:43] (Flashback) Tanaka     Damn it! [07:47] (Flashback) Tanaka     There's no time. SIGN    Bid SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid [07:59] Tanaka     It was as though I'd been     arrested on false charges [08:02] Tanaka     and was desperately trying     to prove my own innocence [08:03] Tanaka     while the police presented more     and more physical evidence. [08:06] Tanaka     I remember feeling that kind of despair. [08:10] Tanaka     No, that's also an exaggeration and a lie. [08:14] Tanaka     But it's true that I experienced     a despair that's difficult to describe. [08:18] Tanaka     That's when it happened. [08:20] (Flashback) Brother     I'm home. SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Bid SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Place Bid [08:26] (Flashback) Tanaka     He'll outbid me. I know he'll outbid me. SIGN    Bid SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Place Bid [08:48] (Flashback) Brother     Hey. [08:51] (Flashback) Tanaka     There was something I wanted to look up. [08:54] (Flashback) Brother     I told you not to touch my stuff! SIGN    Congratulations! You have won the auction. SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser SIGN    Auction ID: 32976128739 End Time and Date: 9/22 17:32 SIGN    Number of Items: 1 Final Price 100,000 yen SIGN    Begin Transaction SIGN    Seller Information ditch-11 [09:02] Tanaka     It was me. I definitely won the auction. SIGN    Begin Transaction SIGN    Seller Information [09:06] Tanaka     I had lost my mind. [09:08] (Flashback) Student A     Let's play soccer. [09:10] (Flashback) Student E     Let's sprint to the field. [09:13] Tanaka     In Japan, a group of citizens     once staged a revolution [09:17] Tanaka     due to their discontent     over the economic divide. SIGN    What is the Hyakushou Ikki     Tenant Farmer Uprising?     Edo Period     Tenant Farmers     Feudal Lords [09:20] Tanaka     In this classroom, our teacher's efforts     to prevent the wealth gap from widening [09:24] Tanaka     produced a twisted backlash     in exactly one student. [09:29] Tanaka     It wasn't an organized movement     like an uprising or rebellion. [09:32] Tanaka     It was a revolution brought     about by just one student. [09:35] Tanaka     I called it Tanaka's Revolution. [09:39] Tanaka     Once again, I returned home     and messaged the seller [09:42] Tanaka     regarding the shipping     address for the eraser. [09:44] Tanaka     All that remained was to wait for     my original Donraku eraser to arrive. SIGN    Tanaka [09:51] Tanaka     One week passed. [09:55] Tanaka     One month passed. [09:58] Tanaka     My original Donraku eraser had not arrived. [10:01] Tanaka     I recalled the words     "no refunds, no returns." [10:04] Tanaka     I realized now that there were     plenty of things I could have done. [10:06] (Flashback) Handsome     Maki-chan, let's compare answers. [10:07] Tanaka     But at the time, I was bound firmly     by the words "no refunds, no returns," [10:08] (Flashback) Fighter     You just want to copy her homework. [10:09] (Flashback) Artist     I always let you see my homework. [10:12] Tanaka     and had no options. [10:14] Tanaka     Besides, I consented     to bidding on the eraser. [10:16] Tanaka     I had no right to demand compensation,     and I had nothing to return. [10:21] Tanaka     Sato and the rest of my classmates     had already lost interest in erasers. [10:26] Tanaka     Third-year grade school     students grow up fast. [10:33] Tanaka     And when my father reviewed     his credit card statement, [10:36] Tanaka     he beat me to a pulp. [10:38] Tanaka     As he was beating me,     I wondered whose fault this was. [10:43] Tanaka     My teacher. My classmates. [10:45] Tanaka     Sato. My brother. My father. [10:48] Tanaka     The seller. The bidder. [10:50] Tanaka     Me. My country. History. [10:53] Tanaka     Civilization. The government. [10:55] Tanaka     God. [10:57] Tanaka     No matter how I looked at it,     it was clearly my fault. [11:00] Tanaka     And if there was a loser     in this situation... [11:01] (Flashback) Mom     Honey, honey! [11:03] Tanaka     ...it was me. [11:06] Tanaka     And so, Tanaka's Revolution ended. [11:11] Tanaka     Returning to a previous topic, [11:13] Tanaka     since then, I've come to despise     anything without a real form [11:16] Tanaka     as well as competing with others. [11:17] (Flashback) Coworker F     Good night. [11:18] (Flashback) Tanaka     Good night. [11:20] Tanaka     Games are meant to be played alone. [11:22] Tanaka     All alone, battling against the developer. SIGN    Raise slimes... SIGN    Let's bike! SIGN    Purchase SIGN    Dragon Slayer SIGN    Exhilarating action SIGN    Purchase SIGN    Purchase [11:28] Tanaka     That's when I encountered a certain game. SIGN    Zoological Garden SIGN    Gather and raise animals... SIGN    Purchase SIGN    Sengokusou SIGN    Live with generals Purchase SIGN    Purchase [11:31] Tanaka     Zoological Garden,     commonly known as "Zooden."* SIGN    < Back SIGN    Zoological Garden SIGN    Purchase SIGN    3245 Reviews [11:34] Tanaka*     You raise unique animals     and put them in exhibits. [11:37] Tanaka     As zoo director, you compete     for ranks on a worldwide scale. [11:41] Tanaka     I had plenty of fun playing     as much as I could for free. [11:45] Tanaka     I think collecting erasers back then     became the basis for this. [11:48] Tanaka     My rank was awful, but I was     happy when I gained guests, [11:52] Tanaka     and when I acquired a rare animal,     my brain tingled dangerously. SIGN    Super Rare SIGN    Snow Leopard [11:58] Tanaka     There was a character     I was determined to acquire. [12:01] Tanaka     The dodo. SIGN    Dodo SIGN    A now-extinct species of bird that once lived on Mauritius Island off of Madagascar. Due to its underdeveloped wings, it cannot fly. SIGN    Attractiveness SIGN    Care Difficulty [12:01] Sign Left     Maintenance Cost 200 fpt Exhibit Area 12 Squares SIGN    Not yet acquired! [12:02] Tanaka     In the game, the rarity of animals were ranked [12:05] Tanaka     using terms such as Normal or Rare. [12:07] Tanaka     As an extinct species, [12:09] Tanaka     the dodo was Special Super Rare. [12:11] Tanaka     Apparently it could be pulled     from the free gacha, [12:13] Tanaka     but the odds were extremely low. [12:15] Tanaka     Looking back, I took part in eraser     collecting because I had the dodo, [12:19] Tanaka     and I was playing Zooden in order     to acquire the dodo. [12:23] Tanaka     When I made that comparison, [12:24] Tanaka     I felt as though it was     my destiny to acquire it. [12:29] Tanaka     Maybe I'd spend a little money. [12:31] Tanaka     I figured that would be it. [12:33] Tanaka     I added 500 yen to my account     and pulled the gacha. SIGN    Purchase Hagenbecks SIGN    6 Hagenbecks SIGN    24 Hagenbecks SIGN    68 Hagenbecks SIGN    Dugong [12:39] Tanaka     The Dugong. Endangered species. Super Rare. SIGN    Super Rare [12:43] Tanaka     I think I'd already lost     all restraint by this point. [12:46] Tanaka     I looked at my own rank. [12:48] Tanaka     It was terrible as usual, SIGN    World Ranking [12:50] Tanaka     but out of curiosity, I looked     to see who was number one. [13:00] (Flashback) Tanaka     ditch-11... [13:03] Tanaka     It was the name that conned me     out of 100,000 yen back then. [13:06] Tanaka     No, maybe it didn't arrive     because of trouble during shipping. [13:11] Tanaka     Besides, I bore them no resentment at all. [13:15] Tanaka     It wasn't even necessarily the same person. [13:18] Tanaka     But. But. [13:22] Tanaka     I couldn't believe that it was coincidence     I'd been reunited with this string of letters. [13:25] Tanaka     I felt that it was destiny. [13:28] Tanaka     If I were to take revenge,     it would be on my past self. [13:31] Tanaka     And it would be my present self     who would save my past self. [13:36] Tanaka     I added 100,000 yen. [13:42] Tanaka     If I were to take revenge,     it would be on my past self. [13:46] Tanaka     And it would be my present self     who would save my past self. [13:52] Tanaka     That was four years ago. [13:54] Tanaka     I'm still playing Zooden*. [13:57] Tanaka     Thanks to the addition of new systems [13:59] Tanaka     and events reflecting the real*     world keeping the game fresh, [14:02] Tanaka     its content is still popular     around the world. [14:06] Coworker F     Good morning. [14:10] Boss B     I'd like to acquire new users     with a new design. [14:11] Tanaka     In total, I've spent over     five million yen on this game. [14:14] Coworker I     We need to capture people's interest. [14:14] Tanaka     My rank is still only in the triple digits. [14:16] Coworker D     Why don't we conduct some research? [14:17] Tanaka     I still don't have a dodo. [14:18] Coworker H     Good idea. [14:19] Coworker G     We're spending our budget on research? [14:21] Coworker E     But we have to. [14:23] Boss A     Hey, Tanaka. Are you listening? [14:26] Coworker B     Tanaka-kun? [14:28] Boss A     Tanaka! [14:29] Coworker A     Tanaka-kun! [14:30] Coworker D     Tanaka! [14:30] Coworker E     Tanaka! [14:31] Text     The bird that went extinct     without ever learning to fly. [14:31] Coworker H     Tanaka! [14:34] Tanaka     Perhaps I was projecting myself onto it. [14:36] Tanaka     It was just like me. [14:38] Tanaka     No, if I died here without achieving     anything, I wouldn't even be Rare. [14:43] Tanaka     I'd be just Normal. SIGN    Buy/Sell Zoological Garden Account SIGN    Purchase SIGN    Account with numerous Super Rare characters      Seller: tarou                First come, first served!     3 Super Rare characters      Seller: sakio               Assortment of 5 Super Rare characters      Seller: kinopi_22 [14:45] Tanaka     As a game that enjoys worldwide popularity, SIGN    Account with 10 3-star characters     Seller: yakitori45          Great deal! Account     with numerous endangered species     Seller: tarou          First come, first served!     10 Super Rare characters     Seller: kondo11          Assortment of 20 Limited Rare characters     Seller: kitanotakeshifan [14:48] Tanaka     its market size is naturally large. [14:50] Tanaka     There are even intermediaries     who buy and sell entire accounts. [14:54] Tanaka     My triple-digit-ranked account     that I've spend over five million yen on [14:58] Tanaka     would only sell for a few hundred thousand. [15:00] Tanaka     If ditch-11's account     appeared on the market, [15:03] Tanaka     it would go for a lot of money. [15:06] Tanaka     An account with a dodo could be mine     for several tens of thousands of yen. [15:10] Tanaka     But that's not it. It's not the same. [15:13] Tanaka     "What is it about, then?" I ask myself. [15:17] Tanaka     The romance? The catharsis? [15:19] Tanaka     The release from oppression? [15:21] Tanaka     The need for social recognition? [15:22] Tanaka     The desire to feel superior to one's peers? [15:24] Tanaka     I try on gussied-up words     and phrases for size. [15:27] Tanaka     No. The truth is, I already know. [15:30] Tanaka     I know those fancy words don't apply. [15:34] Tanaka     It's simpler than that. Yes. [15:37] Tanaka     A sickness. It's a sickness. [15:41] Tanaka     Shut up! [15:41] Coworker C     I didn't say anything... [15:44] Tanaka     I'd begun spending tens of thousands of     yen on the game like it was nothing at all. [15:48] Tanaka     I was completely numb. [15:50] Tanaka     Everything I did was     to get my hands on a dodo. [15:52] Tanaka     To get revenge on the boy     I was 16 years ago and save him. [15:56] Tanaka     And to get closer to ditch-11, [15:58] Tanaka     who continues to reign     from the number one spot. [16:01] Tanaka     You just wait, ditch-11. SIGN    Super Rare SIGN    Red Panda SIGN    Super Rare SIGN    Okapi SIGN    Ultra Rare SIGN    Dodo SIGN    Ultra Rare SIGN    Dodo [16:37] Tanaka     A dodo... SIGN    Ultra Rare SIGN    Dodo [16:39] Tanaka     My four years... [16:42] Tanaka     No, my 16 years... [16:46] Tanaka     It finally paid off! [16:48] Tanaka     Yes! I did it! A dodo! [17:18] Clerk     Your backed up data     has been restored— SIGN    Snow Leopard SIGN    Dugong SIGN    Dodo SIGN    Animal List SIGN    Dodo [17:36] Tanaka     My mind went blank. [17:38] Tanaka     I couldn't think. [17:40] Tanaka     I don't remember walking home. [17:43] Tanaka     The loss I felt over the dodo     I had definitely acquired [17:46] Tanaka     robbed me of all my willpower. [17:49] Tanaka     But fate is cruel, and God had     taken something else from me. [17:59] Tanaka     I think that's when the blue flame     inside of me finally came to life. [18:05] Tanaka     At the very least, it wasn't God     who took my dodo from me. [18:09] Tanaka     It was that taxi. [18:11] Tanaka     It's not as though someone     took Maru from me, either. [18:15] Tanaka     The life expectancy of a     cockatiel is about 15 years. [18:17] Tanaka     He lived a full life. [18:19] Tanaka     It just happened to be today. [18:22] Tanaka     But sometimes, thinking about     this unfortunate coincidence [18:26] Tanaka     makes me wonder if there is a God. [18:31] Tanaka     In games, often the player     acquires a valuable item [18:33] Tanaka     just when they think     they've reached a dead end. [18:36] Tanaka     It's convenient. Of course it is. [18:39] Tanaka     After all, somebody made it that way. [18:41] Tanaka     Then there must be someone     who made this world, too. [18:44] Tanaka     Perhaps this world has been programmed. [18:48] Tanaka     Hey, God. It's you. [18:53] Tanaka     This happened three days ago. [18:59] Tanaka     Taxi... Kill... Maru... Dodo... [19:08] Shibagaki     Ow. Hold on, buddy. [19:11] Shibagaki     Apologize when you bump into someone. [19:13] Shibagaki     That's common sense. [19:15] Shibagaki     Don't you think? [19:20] Shibagaki     Wait, wait. Hold on, buddy. [19:23] Shibagaki     What's wrong? You've got     the face of a murderer. [19:27] Shibagaki     Sorry. I'm just curious     due to the nature of my job. [19:30] Tanaka     Hey, you. You're from the countryside.     Why'd you come out here? [19:34] Shibagaki     The countryside? [19:35] Shibagaki     I guess compared to Tokyo,     it is the countryside. [19:38] Tanaka     Are you chasing a dream or something? [19:40] Shibagaki     That's right. I came to Tokyo for      status, glory, and big money. [19:45] Tanaka     But, you still haven't gotten those. [19:48] Shibagaki     Well, Rome wasn't built in a day. [19:50] Tanaka     What do you think you need     to do to get them? [19:52] Shibagaki     If I knew that, my life would be easy. [19:55] Shibagaki     My partner said it's luck, though. [19:57] Tanaka     Your partner? [19:59] Shibagaki     He's like my business partner. [20:01] Tanaka     Luck, huh? You're right. [20:04] Shibagaki     Maybe luck is involved, [20:07] Shibagaki     but I don't want to give up     on the things I can control. [20:10] Shibagaki     There's plenty to consider besides luck [20:12] Shibagaki     when trying to figure out how to survive. [20:14] Tanaka     You're saying the dodo was unlucky, then. [20:17] Shibagaki     What? [20:22] Shibagaki     What does that mean? [20:23] Shibagaki     I thought you and I were     following the same road. [20:26] Shibagaki     You're telling me we were actually     on the highway and subway? [20:31] Tanaka     I feel like I've always been     searching for something. [20:34] Tanaka     At the same time, my life has     always been lacking something. [20:39] Tanaka     And desperately acquiring that something     yields only a moment of pleasure. [20:45] Tanaka     Far from being good fortune, [20:48] Tanaka     it's simply a moment of pleasure     produced by the release of dopamine. [20:53] Tanaka     And? [20:55] Tanaka     The single word that always follows     after I've acquired something I want. [21:00] Tanaka     "And?" [21:01] Tanaka     "So, what?" my other self asks me. [21:05] Tanaka     It's always there,     hand-in-hand with nihilism. [21:08] Tanaka     A truly formless pleasure. [21:11] Tanaka     But right now, I'm experiencing being alive. [21:15] Tanaka     It's because I found what I wanted     the moment I lost my dodo. [21:20] Tanaka     Unlike before, [21:21] Tanaka     it wasn't just an addition to my     collection that ended once acquired. [21:24] Tanaka     What shall I do next? [21:27] Tanaka     Just thinking about it excites me. [21:30] Tanaka     It's a Rare Item with     potential for development. [21:33] Tanaka     I believe everyone possesses     the impulse to attack. [21:36] Tanaka     An impulse to attack that's     more exciting and justified [21:39] Tanaka     the less you are to blame. [21:43] Tanaka     I've been walking for three days since then. [21:46] Tanaka     I'm used to chasing odds     far more mind-boggling. [21:50] Tanaka     But this time, it's different. [21:52] Tanaka     I felt something like a premonition. [21:54] Tanaka     Earlier, I said that I could seize it     if I let go of my attachments, [21:57] Tanaka     but there's another way     to acquire what I want. [22:01] Tanaka     And that is by holding tightly [22:05] Tanaka     onto a powerful attachment     that transcends all else. [22:12] Shibagaki     Hey, you! What are you trying to do? SIGN    Next Time: Don't Call Me an Idol [23:35] Shibagaki     I've never actually seen     someone point them all out [23:37] Shibagaki     when they say something     is full of mistakes or flaws. [23:40] Shibagaki     Why don't you carefully verbalize     each and every one of them, huh? [23:42] Shibagaki     Probably too stupid to do it. [23:44] Odokawa     You're pretty drunk. [23:45] Shibagaki     Man, maybe I'll win the lottery. [23:47] Odokawa     Your job is like a lottery. E5 - Don't Call Me an Idol Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Fried Chicken SIGN    Don't Call Me an Idol [01:32] Yamamoto     Hello? Mitsuya, where are you? [01:34] Yamamoto     I told you, the lesson starts at seven. [01:37] Yamamoto     I'll come pick you up. Stay there. SIGN    Vacant Taxi [01:46] Yamamoto     To Harajuku Station, please. [01:48] Yamamoto     And hurry. Drive right up     to the speed limit. [01:51] Odokawa     Why are you in such a rush? [01:52] Yamamoto     I'm picking someone up and need to     get to the studio in Sasazuka by seven. [01:55] Odokawa     You'll make it with time to spare. [01:57] Yamamoto     Well, I'm picking up two people. [01:59] Odokawa     Huh... [02:18] Yamamoto     Over here. [02:22] Yamamoto     Driver, take us to the studio in Sasazuka. [02:25] Yamamoto     Drive quickly, but safely. [02:31] Mitsuya     Yamamoto-san, where's my fried chicken? [02:33] Yamamoto     Here. [02:33] Mitsuya     All right. Thanks for the food. [02:36] Yamamoto     Don't eat too much. [02:37] Yamamoto     If you gain five kilos, you're fired. [02:39] Mitsuya     I know. [02:42] Odokawa     You like fried chicken? [02:44] Mitsuya     Yeah. I'm from Oita. [02:46] Odokawa     Is that related somehow? [02:48] Odokawa     Does that mean everyone from      Hokkaido likes soup curry? [02:52] Mitsuya     I have an attachment to it.     It's my soul food. [02:58] Odokawa     What's soul food? [03:00] Mitsuya     I don't know. It's just a feeling. [03:03] Yamamoto     It's like local cuisine or the taste     of your mother's cooking, right? [03:07] Mitsuya     Yeah. The fried chicken my mom     used to make was so good. [03:13] Mitsuya     Is Nikaido-san coming today? [03:15] Yamamoto     She's showing up late. [03:17] Mitsuya     Don't you think she gets     too much special treatment? [03:19] Mitsyua     Lucky... I wish I got the same. [03:21] Yamamoto     Keep working at it, Mitsuya. [03:22] Yamamoto     Didn't you promise your mom you'd follow     your dreams when you came to Tokyo? [03:25] Mitsuya     Yeah, but... [03:27] Mitsuya     Hey, a fried chicken restaurant! [03:36] Yamamoto     Head inside and start     practicing by yourself. [03:39] Mitsuya     Aw, what? [03:40] Yamamoto     Don't whine. You're the newest, Mitsuya. [03:43] Yamamoto     You need to work harder than the others. [03:45] Mitsuya     Fine... [03:47] Yamamoto     Give me a minute, driver. [03:49] Yamamoto     Ichimura? Where are you? [03:52] Yamamoto     At a public bath in Ogikubo? [03:54] Yamamoto     Excuse me, could you head to Ogikubo? [03:56] Yamamoto     What are you doing? I told you to be     at the studio in Sasazuka at seven. [04:01] Yamamoto     Just head someplace I can find you easily. [04:07] Odokawa     Sounds like a tough time. [04:09] Yamamoto     Handling girls requires     careful consideration. [04:12] Odokawa     I didn't think we'd be     picking them up separately. [04:15] Yamamoto     I deal with this kind of thing all the time. [04:17] Yamamoto     Like pairings and seating arrangements... [04:19] Yamamoto     I thought it'd be better     to keep them separate. SIGN    Public Bath [04:27] Yamamoto     You were visiting the baths again? [04:29] Ichimura     Yeah. [04:32] Yamamoto     Hey, Driver. Take us back to that studio. [04:35] Yamamoto     Here. It's that bath     additive you mentioned before. [04:37] Ichimura     Thanks. [04:41] Yamamoto     What's wrong, Driver? Let's get going. [04:44] Odokawa     I feel like I've seen her before. [04:47] Yamamoto     Where? [04:48] Odokawa     I'm not sure. Maybe on TV. [04:51] Yamamoto     If you recognize her face, you must've come     to her concert before she debuted. [04:55] Yamamoto     She keeps her face hidden. [04:57] Odokawa     Is she an idol or something? [04:59] Odokawa     That's not it, then.     I've never been to a concert. [05:03] Yamamoto     Forget what happened today, Driver. [05:06] Yamamoto     One way or another, she'll     become a public figure someday. [05:08] Odokawa     I consider myself something     like an authentic bartender. [05:11] Yamamoto     You mean you've heard a lot of things. [05:19] Yamamoto     Are you tired? [05:22] Ichimura     Is Nikaido-san coming? [05:24] Yamamoto     Later. [05:26] Ichimura     I can't keep up with her ambition. [05:29] Yamamoto     You can work at your own pace. [05:32] Ichimura     She's incredible. I bet she'd     kill someone just to get ahead. [05:36] Ichimura     She probably already has, honestly. [05:38] Yamamoto     What are you talking about? [05:41] Ichimura     Maybe I'm not suited to this job. [05:45] Yamamoto     There you go again. [05:47] Ichimura     I don't know what my purpose is anymore. [05:50] Ichimura     I'm not as alluring as Nikaido-san, [05:52] Ichimura     and I'm not good     at dancing like Mitsuya-san. [05:55] Yamamoto     You've got your own strengths, Ichimura. [05:58] Ichimura     Like what? [05:59] Yamamoto     Well, uh... [06:02] Yamamoto     You know, you're charming and innocent. [06:07] Yamamoto     You've got a cute face, too. [06:08] Ichimura     Don't I wear a mask because     I'm not cute, though? [06:10] Yamamoto     No. It's the agency's strategy.     Try to understand, would you? [06:13] Ichimura     Exchanging messages with     old dudes is exhausting, too— [06:16] Yamamoto     Hey. [06:21] Yamamoto     Mitsuya's already inside. [06:24] Ichimura     I don't like her. I liked     things better before. [06:27] Yamamoto     Ichimura. [06:28] Yamamoto     Your innocence is your strength,     but consider the time, place, and occasion. [06:34] Yamamoto     Driver, to the office in Kamimeguro. [06:37] Driver     Boy, am I delighted. [06:39] Driver     As a taxi driver, that's the number     one thing I want someone to say to me. [06:42] Driver     "Follow that car." [06:47] Yamamoto     It's hard. It's hard work, Driver. [06:51] Yamamoto     But I want to show them     the view from the top. [06:55] Odokawa     Huh... [06:56] Yamamoto     I've got a chance. [06:58] Odokawa     A chance? [06:59] Yamamoto     That girl I mentioned earlier, Rui Nikaido,     is a pure carbon gemstone. [07:04] Odokawa     I've heard of Rui Nikaido. [07:07] Odokawa     I think a passenger mentioned her. [07:09] Yamamoto     I'm not talking about a diamond in the rough.     She's a proper carbon gemstone. [07:13] Odokawa     Why not promote her alone, then? [07:15] Yamamoto     That's not how things work these days. [07:17] Yamamoto     You have to promote them as a group. [07:19] Yamamoto     And besides, while I feel bad for      the girls you drove earlier, [07:22] Yamamoto     you need people to prop up a carbon     gemstone so it can shine even brighter. [07:26] Yamamoto     In other words, I'm a jewelry designer     working with a carbon gemstone. [07:30] Yamamoto     Without me, it's difficult for      the world to spot carbon gemstones. [07:33] Odokawa     Just call it a diamond. [07:38] Yamamoto     By the way, Driver,     could I get your business card? [07:41] Yamamoto     Ideally, I'd like to use the same      person to drive them around. [07:44] Yamamoto     You seem tight-lipped, too. [07:46] Odokawa     I won't always be available,     so don't get your hopes up. SIGN    Driver     Hiroshi Odokawa [07:52] Yamamoto     Also, Driver, you should help us advertise. [07:55] Yamamoto     Could you keep our fliers in your taxi? SIGN    Mystery Kiss [07:59] Odokawa     People actually want them? [08:00] Yamamoto     I wouldn't have to work so     hard if success came easily. [08:02] Odokawa     Is your office in Kamimeguro the place     with the bar on the first floor? [08:07] Yamamoto     Yeah, that's it. You know the place? [08:10] Odokawa     I was just thinking about     how I once drove a girl there. [08:14] Yamamoto     What? When? [08:16] Odokawa     About two weeks ago, I think. [08:19] Odokawa     She must've been from your agency. [08:23] Yamamoto     It was probably one of      the girls you drove today. [08:27] Yamamoto     The only group we manage is Mystery Kiss. [08:30] Odokawa     Maybe. [08:32] Odokawa     Girls that age, especially ones trying     to be idols, all look the same to me. [08:40] Yamamoto     You said you recognized     the second girl, Shiho Ichimura. [08:44] Yamamoto     It must've been her. [08:45] Odokawa     She's a calico cat. The other girl     was a little different. [08:57] Odokawa     We're here. This is it, right? [08:59] Yamamoto     You're sure? [09:00] Odokawa     About what? [09:01] Yamamoto     Where you dropped off that girl. [09:03] Yamamoto     You're sure it was at this office? [09:04] Odokawa     Yeah. [09:11] Odokawa     That'll be 11,940 yen. SIGN    Driver     Hiroshi Odokawa [09:13] Yamamoto     Listen, Driver. [09:15] Odokawa     Huh? [09:17] Yamamoto     Does this car have a recording device? [09:23] Odokawa     Why? [09:24] Yamamoto     Sometimes you see them in the news. [09:26] Yamamoto     You know, in stories about robberies. [09:29] Odokawa     Yeah, I've got one. [09:31] Yamamoto     Any chance I could get your data? [09:33] Yamamoto     I thought it might be interesting     to include some candid shots [09:36] Yamamoto     of the girls in a taxi for our next PV. [09:38] Odokawa     Their faces are visible, though. [09:39] Yamamoto     We'll edit around that. [09:41] Yamamoto     I'll pay, of course. [09:44] Odokawa     You can have their data. [09:46] Yamamoto     No, I want all of it. [09:50] Odokawa     I can't make that decision by myself. [09:53] Odokawa     I'll consider it if I can     settle the privacy issues. [09:58] Yamamoto     Fine. [10:02] Yamamoto     I'll be in touch. [10:04] Yamamoto     And I appreciate your cooperation     regarding today and going forward. [10:07] Odokawa     Sure. I'm not that     interested, so don't worry. [10:34] Driver     Thank you for riding. SIGN    Goriki Clinic [10:53] Goriki     Sorry I had to ask you to come in. [10:55] Odokawa     Clinics are terrifying at night. [10:59] Goriki     Well, Odokawa? Have you been sleeping well? [11:01] Odokawa     Thanks to you, I haven't been. [11:04] Odokawa     You haven't prescribed me more medication. [11:07] Odokawa     What's with calling me in for      a consultation at this hour? [11:09] Goriki     You could go to another clinic.     They'd give you the same medication. [11:13] Goriki     If I were a hairdresser, maybe I'd think, [11:15] Goriki     "I've been building my vision for     this guy's hairstyle for so long, [11:18] Goriki     and this asshole went to another salon." [11:20] Goriki     "He ruined everything." [11:23] Goriki     But I don't run a salon. I run a clinic. [11:26] Odokawa     That was a lot of words for a boring payoff. [11:30] Goriki     I'm going to be closing     the clinic for a while. [11:33] Odokawa     Why? [11:34] Goriki     My medications aren't adding up. [11:38] Odokawa     Were they stolen? [11:40] Goriki     Yeah. Apparently it's been     happening for a long time. [11:43] Odokawa     Did you call the police? [11:44] Goriki     No. Apparently it's an inside job. [11:48] Goriki     If this gets out, I'll go from      victim to perpetrator. [11:52] Goriki     I'm thinking about closing the clinic     so I can pretend it didn't happen. [11:56] Odokawa     You're doing it to protect yourself. [11:59] Goriki     It's embarrassing to admit, but yes. [12:03] Odokawa     Not to protect Shirakawa-san. [12:06] Goriki     Nobody said it was Shirakawa-san. [12:10] Odokawa     She's been having money problems. [12:13] Goriki     That's not enough to accuse her. [12:17] Odokawa     I remembered something. [12:19] Odokawa     A little while ago,     after dropping off a hippo guy, [12:22] Odokawa     I saw Dobu and Shirakawa-san     together in an alley at night. [12:27] Odokawa     Dobu knew about     Shirakawa-san. It makes sense. [12:31] Goriki     You got a good look at them? [12:32] Odokawa     I saw Shirakawa-san from behind. [12:34] Goriki     You don't know it was her, then. [12:36] Goriki     And it was at night. [12:38] Goriki     There are plenty of people     who look like her from behind. [12:41] Odokawa     No, I could tell it was her. [12:47] Goriki     You've changed, Odokawa. [12:52] Goriki     It's like you've warmed up recently. [12:55] Odokawa     I'm gonna go. [12:57] Goriki     Where? [13:01] Odokawa     Unusually enough, two people     asked to meet me today. [13:04] Odokawa     You, and... [13:17] Dobu     Hey. [13:22] Odokawa     Couldn't you have picked     a better place to meet? [13:24] Dobu     What's wrong with here? [13:29] Dobu     You figured out who wants     your dash cam data? [13:32] Odokawa     First, I have question for you. [13:35] Odbu     Sure. That's the only one     I'm answering, though. [13:38] Odokawa     You always try to dominate the situation. [13:41] Dobu     That's how negotiations work. [13:44] Odokawa     I'm the one helping you, here. [13:47] Dobu     I thought we had a deal. [13:50] Odokawa     Huh? Has there always been     an Orvis speed camera here? [13:52] Dobu     Well, there goes your one question. [13:54] Dobu     You're the type who'd waste his wishes      if he found a magic lamp. [13:57] Odokawa     That wasn't a question for you,     it was a spur-of-the-moment inquiry. [14:00] Odokawa     I'm sure the genie would understand. [14:02] Dobu     Whatever. What's your question? [14:05] Odokawa     You and Shirakawa-san     are connected somehow. Right? [14:12] Odokawa     If you don't answer me     honestly, I'm not telling you. [14:15] Odokawa     You used Shirakawa-san to threaten me. [14:19] Odokawa     If you and Shirakawa-san are connected,     then the premise doesn't hold. [14:25] Dobu     Yeah, that's right. [14:27] Odokawa     You told Shirakawa-san     to approach me, didn't you? [14:30] Dobu     I don't know crap about that.     She did that on her own. [14:34] Odokawa     Shirakawa-san's been stealing     medication from Goriki Clinic. [14:38] Odokawa     You've been selling them illegally     for money. Am I right? [14:42] Dobu     That's a lot of questions. [14:44] Dobu     Including the Orvis one,      that's your fourth. [14:46] Odokawa     Answer me. [14:48] Dobu     That's mostly correct. [14:50] Odokawa     That's cheap work. No wonder     Yano looks down on you. [14:54] Dobu     I'm the one shouldering Shirakawa's debt,     and she's paying me back. [14:59] Dobu     That's all there is to it. It's not a job. [15:01] Dobu     I answered your questions.     Now it's your turn. [15:05] Odokawa     Now that I know that, there's no reason     for me to keep my promise, is there? [15:08] Dobu     C'mon, I'm surrounded by enemies. [15:11] Dobu     I've made blunder after     blunder. I'm desperate. [15:13] Dobu     I lost something important     that the boss gave me. [15:16] Dobu     And recently, a video of some     amateur claiming he'll catch me [15:20] Dobu     has gotten ten million views.     I'm having an awful time. [15:23] Odokawa     Really? You're famous. [15:26] Dobu     If I don't get the name of the     guy who wanted your dash cam data, [15:31] Dobu     I'll have to kill you. [15:34] Dobu     How will I kill you? Well, let's see. [15:37] Dobu     Why don't I tie up your arms and legs,     throw you into an empty tub, [15:41] Dobu     and slowly fill it with water? [15:46] Dobu     Thankfully, I'm quite good at figuring     out exactly what people don't like. [15:53] Odokawa     It's Mystery Kiss's manager. [15:55] Dobu     Mystery Kiss? [15:57] Odokawa     Their fliers are back there. [16:02] Dobu     Yano. That asshole. [16:03] Dobu     He was sticking his paws into this, too? [16:05] Dobu     So, what did this manager say? [16:08] Odokawa     He asked me to sell him     the data so he could use it in a PV. [16:11] Dobu     Does that mean one of them     is the boss's classmate's daughter? [16:16] Dobu     It could be a good idea to sell him the data     with the parts he wants cut from it. [16:21] Dobu     See how much he'll pay for it. [16:24] Odokawa     I'm not getting involved in your business. [16:27] Odokawa     Do what you want with the information.     It's none of my business. [16:30] Odokawa     Stay away from me. [16:32] Dobu     Hey, are you really that     upset about Shirakawa? [16:53] Ichimura     Kakki, do you come     to places like this often? [16:55] Kakihana     Well, I mean, I might come once a month. [17:00] Ichimura     Wow, I've never been anywhere like this. [17:03] Kakihana     Oh, yeah? [17:08] Kakihana     Excuse me. Could I get     another glass, please? [17:11] Woman A     Seriously? [17:12] Woman B     Don't laugh. [17:16] Kakihana     Shiho-chan, when are you the happiest? [17:20] Ichimura     When I'm in the bath. [17:22] Kakihana     Really? You like baths, huh? [17:28] Ichimura     I grew up poor, with a lot of siblings. [17:31] Ichimura     The only place I could     be alone was in the bath. [17:35] Kakihana     Poor, huh? [17:37] Ichimura     I asked Santa for bath     additives for Christmas. [17:40] Ichimura     You know, those ones that fizz up. [17:42] Kakihana     I see. That's... kind of cute. [17:46] Ichimura     Is the bath at your house     as amazing as I think it is? [17:48] Ichimura     Can you stretch your legs out? [17:50] Kakihana     Huh? Uh, yeah. [17:51] Kakihana     It's got jets and stuff. Of course it does. [17:53] Ichimura     Really? Can you watch TV from the bath, too? [17:56] Kakihana     Of course. [17:58] Ichimura     I'd like to visit. [18:00] Kakihana     Huh? Wh-What? Uh, I think it's maybe     still a little too soon for that. [18:04] Kakihana     L-L-Listen, why don't we go to      Yufuin sometime instead? [18:07] Ichimura     I'd love to go. Where's Yufuin? [18:10] Kakihana     Oita Prefecture. It's a short flight away. [18:12] Ichimura     Do you have a private jet     or something, Kakki? [18:16] Kakihana     I'm not that rich. [18:19] Ichimura     Aw, shucks. [18:23] Kakihana     Shiho-chan, you're a college student, right? [18:27] Ichimura     That's right. [18:29] Kakihana     You're so young. [18:31] Kakihana     Why are you getting ma... mar... [18:35] Waiter     Thank you for waiting. [18:37] Kakihana     Thanks. [18:39] Waiter     You don't need to hold your glass. [18:41] Kakihana     Oh, so that's how you guys do things. [18:46] Waiter     Enjoy. [18:48] Ichimura     So, what were we talking about? [18:51] Kakihana     Shiho-chan, do you actually     want to get married? [18:56] Ichimura     Yeah. It's always been     my dream to get married. [18:59] Ichimura     I think the sooner I can, the better. [19:02] Ichimura     Being surprised with     an engagement ring would be amazing. [19:09] Kakihana     In that case, would you— [19:11] Ichimura     Hey, look at this. SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account     @Nikaidorui_love – 1 day ago      I can't stop shaking... [19:15] Ichimura     It says he won one billion yen.     Do you think it's true? [19:18] Kakihana     One billion yen, huh? Wow. [19:21] Kakihana     Not even I have that much. [19:26] Ichimura     He's a Rui Nikaido fan, huh? [19:28] Kakihana     Huh? [19:29] Ichimura     Nothing. Do you know about this? [19:32] Ichimura     Everyone's talking about it right now. [19:35] Kabasawa     Hello, Taichi Kabasawa here. SIGN    [Declaration of War] I'll catch Dobu by the end of the year! [Taichi Kabasawa] [19:37] Kabasawa     I have an announcement to make. [19:39] Kabasawa     I, Taichi Kabasawa, will capture     Dobu by the end of the year. [19:42] Kabasawa     You see, ten days ago, Dobu happened     to be in a photo I uploaded. [19:47] Kabasawa     I was interviewed by the media. [19:49] Kabasawa     It went a little bit viral, [19:50] Kabasawa     so I'm sure some of you know     about that, but I don't know. [19:53] Kabasawa     Some of you might be wondering if it's     okay for me to use such a sensational title, [19:57] Kabasawa     but this is, without a doubt,     my sense of justice. [20:00] Kabasawa     For those of you who don't know who Dobu is, [20:02] Kabasawa     I'm not sure if he's a thug or yakuza member,     but the police are after him. [20:07] Kabasawa     But according to the intel I've acquired, [20:09] Kabasawa     the police haven't been able to catch Dobu. [20:12] Kabasawa     I don't know if he's backed up     by someone important or something. [20:15] Kabasawa     Anyway, this Dobu guy is such a bad dude [20:17] Kabasawa     that people think he's committed     every crime under the sun. [20:21] Kabasawa     Theft, robbery, fraud, assault,     extortion, sexual assault, SIGN    Theft SIGN    Robbery SIGN    Fraud SIGN    Assault SIGN    Extortion SIGN    Sexual Assault [20:24] Kabasawa     placing rocks on railway tracks,     arson, kidnapping, and murder. SIGN    Rocks on Tracks SIGN    Arson SIGN    Kidnapping SIGN    Murder (?) [20:27] Kabasawa     Anyway, his crimes are too numerous to list. [20:29] Kabasawa     Oh, I guess the rocks on     the tracks stand out from the rest. [20:32] Kabasawa     As a matter of fact, I know people     who were beaten half to death by Dobu. [20:33] Waiter     I'll take this out of your way. [20:35] Kakihana     Thanks. Uh... [20:36] Kabasawa     I heard about it from a friend of a friend. [20:39] Kabasawa     It's possible that some of you     have met one of his victims. [20:43] Kabasawa     Even if they weren't directly harmed by Dobu,     it's possible that he was responsible. [20:46] Kabasawa     I'm sure some people have had     their bike seats stolen, right? [20:49] Kabasawa     Anyway, I, Taichi Kabasawa,     will catch that Dobu! [20:52] Kabasawa     I've been looking for a job for a while. [20:53] Waiter     Is something the matter? [20:55] Kakihana     Could I get the check? [20:55] Kabasawa     But when I asked myself     what I really want to do, [20:57] Waiter     Please wait at your table. [20:58] Kabasawa     I knew I didn't want to be a cog in society. [20:59] Kakihana     Oh, so that's how you guys do things. [21:01] Kabasawa     I didn't want to ride packed trains. [21:02] Kabasawa     Can you really call that living? SIGN    [Declaration of War] I'll catch Dobu by the end of the year! [Taichi Kabasawa] [21:05] Kabasawa     While thinking about my life,     I recalled a dream I had as a kid. [21:09] Kabasawa     I wanted to be a hero who helped people     in trouble. I'm sure you guys did, too. [21:13] Kabasawa     So I'll catch him. [21:14] Kabasawa     I'll put off finding a job     and my schoolwork to do it! [21:17] Kabasawa     What will I do once I catch him? [21:19] Kabasawa     He'll apologize. I'll make him apologize. [21:21] Kabasawa     I'll upload a video of him     on his knees. I'll rehabilitate him. [21:23] Kabasawa     If the law can't punish him, then I will! [21:27] Kabasawa     No, we will. Including you,     person watching this video. [21:29] Kabasawa     Together, we'll catch Dobu! [21:31] Kabasawa     I'm Meisei University     student Taichi Kabasawa! [21:34] Kabasawa     I won't run. I won't hide.     I'll stand in the line of fire. [21:37] Kabasawa     So I'm accepting any     and all information. Help me. [21:39] Kabasawa     Crimes must be punished.     Together we shall defeat evil! [21:42] Kabasawa     Justice will win! [21:45] Ichimura     This video has received a storm of praise. [21:47] Ichimura     It's been viewed ten million times. [21:49] Ichimura     People are saying, "He's so cool. God-like," [21:50] Ichimura     and, "Kabasawa-sama, I support you." [21:52] Ichimura     Crazy, right? [21:55] Waiter     Here's your check. [21:56] Kakihana     Thanks. [21:59] Kakihana     Yikes. [22:00] Ichimura     What's wrong? [22:01] Kakihana     Oh, uh... That's all, huh? [22:05] Kakihana     Give me one minute. [22:10] Ichimura     You're not paying by card? [22:12] Kakihana     Since I look at digital     numbers all day long, [22:15] Kakihana     I prefer to use cash     when interacting with other people. [22:18] Ichimura     You don't even carry a wallet? [22:19] Kakihana     I had a B-Bottega Veneta, but I gave     it away to one of my subordinates. [22:24] Ichimura     Huh... SIGN    Statement SIGN    Transactions SIGN    Loan SIGN    Interest Rate (True Annual Rate): 18.000% Late Charge (Annual Rate): 20.000% Next Payment Due Date: 2021/10/25 Total Payments: 2 SIGN    Takotako Loans SIGN    Next Time: Let Me Hear You Say, "What the Hell?" [23:35] Imai     Odokawa-sama, I'm delighted to see     that you're doing well. [23:38] Odokawa     Don't call me that. [23:39] Imai     Do you believe in fate? [23:41] Imai     It's fate that brought us together again. [23:44] Odokawa     I pick up repeat passengers     in that area all the time while cruising. [23:46] Imai     But one billion— [23:47] Odokawa     Shh! Keep your voice down. E6 - Let Me Hear You Say, "What the Hell?" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Let Me Hear You Say, "What the Hell?" [01:14] Imai     Driver! [01:15] Odokawa     Hey, you're the Mystery Kiss fan. [01:18] Imai     You remember me?! [01:20] Imai     More importantly,     I'm glad I got to see you again. [01:22] Odokawa     Why? [01:23] Imai     I wanted to thank you. To Shinjuku, please. [01:29] Odokawa     Did I do something for you? [01:30] Imai     Man, you practically saved my life. [01:35] Odokawa     Saved your life? [01:36] Imai     Well, maybe I wouldn't go that far. [01:38] Odokawa     Seriously? [01:39] Imai     But you changed my life. [01:41] Imai     In a manner of speaking, you're a god. [01:43] Imai     Hey, it's Mystery Kiss! [01:46] Imai     Tell me, Driver—no, God— [01:49] Odokawa     It's Odokawa. [01:50] Imai     Odokawa-sama, did you get     hooked on Mystery Kiss? [01:54] Odokawa     I, uh... I guess so. [01:57] Imai     I knew you would, Odokawa-sama! [01:59] Odokawa     What did I do? [02:01] Imai     I actually won the lottery using     those numbers you gave me. [02:06] Odokawa     Really? That's amazing. [02:08] Imai     That's not much of a reaction! [02:10] Odokawa     I mean, I picked those numbers at random. [02:12] Imai     You just haven't heard how much I won. [02:15] Imai     I won one billion yen! [02:18] Odokawa     Really? [02:19] Imai     Really! [02:20] Imai     I haven't claimed my winnings yet, [02:22] Imai     but I've checked it about a hundred times. [02:25] Odokawa     If that's true, you shouldn't     be spreading that around. [02:28] Imai     It's my first time telling     someone in real life. [02:30] Imai     I had to tell you. [02:33] Odokawa     What do you mean, in real life? [02:34] Imai     I told people online, but that's online. SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account     @Nikaidorui_love – 1 day ago      I can't stop shaking... [02:37] Imai     Besides, this is too big     for me to keep to myself! [02:41] Imai     I had to tell someone. [02:43] Odokawa     Now you can buy Mystery Kiss CDs. [02:45] Imai     That's right. I've been keeping     my winning ticket on me [02:49] Imai     so I can claim my winnings right     when their CD comes out. [02:51] Odokawa     You'd better not lose that. [02:54] Imai     Anyway, Odokawa-sama, I wanted to thank you. [02:56] Odokawa     You don't need to do that. [02:58] Imai     No, no way! I've gotta do something! [03:00] Imai     Isn't there anything you need money for? [03:02] Odokawa     Not particularly. [03:03] Imai     Then, maybe your family or someone     you care about is in trouble? [03:10] Odokawa     Nope. [03:11] Imai     Do you just not feel desire?! [03:14] Imai     In that case, Odokawa-sama,     are you free right now? [03:17] Odokawa     As you can see, I'm right     in the middle of work. [03:19] Imai     I'll pay you whatever you'd make today. [03:22] Imai     Come with me. SIGN    Kabukicho Ichiban-gai [03:25] Odokawa     You don't have to do this.     Where are we going? [03:29] Imai     Here! [03:31] Imai     I'm a waiter at a cabaret club. [03:33] Imai     Since you don't want anything,     I'm offering you something: [03:37] Imai     free service for life. [03:46] Imai     This is VIP Odokawa-sama. [03:48] Imai     Everything is already paid for,     so order whatever you'd like. [03:52] Kanon     Really? [03:52] Reina     So cool. [03:53] Kanon     Wow! [03:55] Kanon     Odokawa-san, what would you like to drink? [03:57] Odokawa     Actually, I've got to drive... [03:59] Kanon     Is it okay if we drink? [04:08] Odokawa     Sure, go ahead. [04:09] All     Hooray! [04:11] Reina     Shall we open a Dom Pérignon Rose, then? [04:16] Imai     Odokawa-sama, where are you going? [04:19] Odokawa     I've had enough. I'm leaving. [04:21] Imai     Don't be like that.     Enjoy yourself a little more. [04:32] Employee     Are you looking for something in particular? [04:35] Kakihana     Huh? Uh, no. SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call SIGN    Don't ever get involved with me again. [05:26] Odokawa     Wh-What happened? [05:29] Imai     I don't know. Someone came in with a gun. [05:33] Odokawa     A gun? [05:35] Imai     Go out through the back door. [05:37] Imai     It's hidden from the front of house. [06:02] Shibagaki     Hold on. What are you doing? [06:05] Shibagaki     What is this? Is this for Halloween?     It's not Halloween yet. [06:08] Shibagaki     Don't you think you're being hasty? [06:09] Shibagaki     I've heard people riot every year, [06:11] Shibagaki     but this is the first time     I've seen a one-man riot. [06:37] Imai     Shibagaki, what were you trying to do? [06:40] Shibagaki     Honestly... [06:42] Shibagaki     I thought it'd be funny if I got shot. [06:45] Imai     You're crazy. [07:16] Odokawa     What? [07:17] Shirakawa     What did you mean when you told me     not to get involved with you? [07:27] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san is ignoring me! [07:29] Odokawa     Hey, be quiet. You're     bothering the neighbors. [07:32] Shirakawa     Let me inside, then. [07:34] Odokawa     We'll talk outside. [07:37] Shirakawa     Is someone in there? [07:44] Shirakawa     What happened to your car? Were you robbed? [07:47] Odokawa     They didn't take anything. [07:50] Shirakawa     You'd better get it fixed soon, or else. [07:54] Shirakawa     You know, or else. [07:55] Odokawa     I have no idea what you're getting at. [07:57] Shirakawa     Leaving something broken makes     people break it further. [08:01] Odokawa     The broken windows theory? [08:02] Shirakawa     Yeah, the broken windows theory. [08:03] Shirakawa     It applies to hearts, too. [08:06] Odokawa     What do you mean? [08:09] Odokawa     So, what do you want? [08:12] Shirakawa     You told me not to get involved with you. [08:16] Odokawa     I know. [08:18] Odokawa     The way you think that depending     on what I do, you might still [08:21] Odokawa     be able to salvage     the situation is obnoxious, too— [08:23] Shirakawa     Wait. [08:25] Odokawa     Honestly, I was little—no,     I was really happy. [08:29] Odokawa     I'm ashamed of myself. [08:31] Shirakawa     Please. [08:32] Odokawa     Don't use your feminine wiles on me, coward. [08:35] Odokawa     Because of you, Goriki— [08:36] Shirakawa     Okay, I get it. I'll tell you everything. [08:39] Shirakawa     You don't have to tell me what you know. [08:43] Shirakawa     It's true that Dobu-san and I used to date. [08:46] Odokawa     You're starting with something I didn't know. [08:49] Shirakawa     It was for about four years. [08:50] Shirakawa     I couldn't say no to him     because of the money. [08:54] Odokawa     I'm not listening to you     if you're going to cry. [08:56] Odokawa     Besides, it's none of my business. [08:57] Shirakawa     Please wait. I get it. [09:01] Shirakawa     I borrowed a large amount     of money from Dobu-san. [09:03] Shirakawa     I was paying him back little by little. [09:05] Shirakawa     I couldn't say no to him. [09:08] Odokawa     So you stole medication. [09:13] Shirakawa     I'll tell the police. [09:17] Odokawa     Goriki knew it was you     and didn't turn you in. [09:20] Odokawa     You should let him handle it instead     of doing something you shouldn't. [09:24] Odokawa     And? [09:25] Shirakawa     Yes? [09:26] Odokawa     Why did you approach me? [09:30] Shirakawa     Dobu-san told me to      bring him the patient list. [09:33] Shirakawa     He must've had plenty of methods     for turning personal information into profit. [09:39] Shirakawa     When he saw your name on the list,     he asked me what you were like. [09:45] Odokawa     What did you tell him? [09:47] Shirakawa     That you're a grumpy taxi driver. [09:50] Shirakawa     Then Dobu-san told me to get close to you. [09:54] Shirakawa     But over time, I really did begin to— [09:57] Odokawa     Spare me. [10:00] Odokawa     So, what's Dobu's actual goal? [10:04] Shirakawa     He said he was going to rob a bank. [10:06] Shirakawa     He probably needs a taxi     as his getaway car. [10:11] Odokawa     Rob a bank? In this day and age? [10:13] Shirakawa     He said now was the time to do it. [10:15] Odokawa     So he wanted to use me as his getaway. [10:18] Odokawa     He must think I'm a sucker. [10:20] Shirakawa     I want you to believe me. [10:22] Shirakawa     I approached you because he told me to, [10:25] Shirakawa     but partway through, I had no     intention of turning you over to him. [10:29] Odokawa     I don't care about that. What else? [10:33] Shirakawa     That's all, I think. [10:36] Odokawa     Got it. [10:37] Odokawa     Don't tell Dobu that you talked to me. [10:40] Shirakawa     What are you going to do? [10:42] Odokawa     Leave him be. [10:43] Odokawa     Maybe I'll even pretend     to help him rob a bank. [10:47] Shirakawa     Okay. [10:48] Odokawa     By the way, how much do you still owe Dobu? [10:51] Shirakawa     Three million yen. [10:53] Odokawa     You still owe that much after four years? [10:54] Shirakawa     Because of the interest,     the principal never went down. [10:58] Odokawa     With that exorbitant interest, you should've     borrowed the money from someone else. [11:02] Odokawa     You even became an accomplice to his crimes. [11:04] Shirakawa     He'd beat me. [11:06] Shirakawa     And he's actually a weak man.     I couldn't just leave him. [11:11] Odokawa     Oh, really? I don't care about     your codependent relationship. [11:17] Shirakawa     Wait, Odokawa-san. [11:20] Shirakawa     I told you nothing but the truth today. [11:24] Shirakawa     I want to pay off my debt     and leave Dobu-san. Really. [11:29] Shirakawa     I'll apologize to Dr. Goriki. Because... [11:35] Shirakawa     Because I love you. [11:42] Odokawa     Don't ever get involved with me again. [12:05] Odokawa     I'm tired. [12:20] Baba     Are you okay? I saw a little     online news story about it. [12:23] Shibagaki     It was seriously shocking.     I had a gun pointed at me. [12:27] Shibagaki     The police interviewed me afterward, too. [12:29] Baba     Headline: "Shibagaki of Homosapiens     encounters armed robber at part-time job." [12:34] Shibagaki     "Part-time job" sounds so lame. [12:36] Shibagaki     And why didn't they interview me properly? [12:38] Shibagaki     I'm the one who chased off the robber. [12:39] Baba     Really? [12:40] Shibagaki     Really. [12:42] Baba     How? [12:43] Shibagaki     I told him to shoot me if he could. [12:44] Baba     And then? [12:46] Shibagaki     In deference to my     manliness, he settled down. [12:49] Baba     He actually said that? [12:50] Shibagaki     That's what the eyes     behind the mask told me. [12:52] Baba     Could you be more specific?     What exactly was the situation? [12:55] Shibagaki     I can't say much. My employer     doesn't want me to talk about it. [12:58] Baba     You're the one who always says we     should throw ourselves into trouble [13:01] Baba     for the sake of interesting stories. SIGN    Takotako Loans [13:03] Baba     If you can't talk about it, what's the point? [13:05] Shibagaki     What have you been up     to this past week, then? [13:07] Baba     I've been shooting my drama. [13:08] Baba     I think some details on it     have been released by now. [13:10] Shibagaki     Ah. [13:11] Baba     Plus my regular TV appearances,     so I haven't slept much. [13:14] Shibagaki     Young guys who have just tasted     success always brag about that. [13:16] Baba     I've been thinking lately that comedy     that doesn't hurt anyone is best. [13:20] Shibagaki     No way. I think it's okay to hurt     one person to make ten people laugh. [13:24] Baba     It just makes people dislike you. [13:26] Baba     Just look at the guys who are successful     these days. They're all amiable. [13:29] Shibagaki     You think that makes people laugh?     I mean really laugh? [13:32] Shibagaki     When we were kids, we laughed     until the very cores of our bodies [13:36] Shibagaki     were numb at words prickling     with sharp edges. [13:38] Baba     Yeah, and I think times have changed. [13:40] Shibagaki     What, then? You think     making weird faces is funny? [13:43] Shibagaki     You think rolling your eyes is funny? [13:44] Shibagaki     You think that makes people laugh?! [13:46] Baba     Since Shibagaki-san has gotten overexcited,     let's move on to fan mail. [13:48] Baba     This one's from radio name     "When asked where they live, [13:50] Baba     most people who respond with Osaka     are actually from Amagasaki." [13:54] Shibagaki     I know what you mean. [13:55] Baba     Amagasaki is in Hyogo prefecture,     but their area code is 06. [13:59] Shibagaki     What about that guy? [14:00] Baba     Who? [14:01] Shibagaki     That smart-ass high school student     who always sends us mail. [14:05] Baba     Satoshi Nagashima-kun? [14:07] Baba     We don't have anything from him today. SIGN    Yamabiko [14:20] Taeko     Where's Odokawa-san today? [14:22] Kakihana     He said he'd finish work early today     and come if he was feeling up to it. [14:26] Taeko     You've changed recently, Kakihana-san. [14:29] Kakihana     Really? [14:33] Fan A     Baba-san! [14:36] Fan C     Will you shake my hand? [14:37] Baba     Sure thing. [14:38] Fan D     Can I have your autograph? [14:39] Baba     Thank you. [14:47] Shibagaki     To Nakameguro, please. [14:48] Nagashima     I know exactly what you mean. [14:49] Shibagaki     What? [14:51] Nagashima     What's so funny about rolling your eyes? [14:54] Shibagaki     Your understanding doesn't mean shit to me. [14:56] Shibagaki     Who are you, anyway? [14:57] Shibagaki     Let's go, Driver. [15:02] Nagashima     I'm Nagashima! Satoshi Nagashima. [15:16] Kabasawa     Hello, Taichi Kabasawa here. SIGN    [Shocking] Video of shooting at Shinjuku cabaret club acquired! [Dobu] [15:18] Kabasawa     Do you guys know there was     a shooting yesterday [15:21] Kabasawa     at cabaret club "White dolphin" in Shinjuku? [15:23] Kabasawa     It was on the news,     but would you believe it? [15:25] Kabasawa     A listener who happened     to be there sent me a video. [15:29] Kabasawa     This must be Dobu. [15:31] Kabasawa     More and more of Dobu's vile acts     are being exposed to the light of day. [15:35] Kabasawa     What really makes me happy [15:37] Kabasawa     is that they could've made a fortune     selling this video to the media, [15:39] Kabasawa     but they sent it to Taichi Kabasawa     instead for free! Totally free! [15:43] Kabasawa     I'm sure it's because they     despise Dobu that much, [15:45] Kabasawa     but I believe Taichi Kabasawa's     unifying force has grown that strong. [15:49] Kabasawa     That this is a blessing. [15:51] Kabasawa     Proof that I've grown closer     to becoming a god. SIGN    Divine Judgment [15:55] Kabasawa     Dobu, your time has nearly come! [15:58] Kabasawa     I have a million followers. I am a god. [15:59] Odokawa     You're looking haggard. [16:01] Kabasawa     Are you prepared to pay for your crimes?! [16:02] Odokawa     I guess you're surprisingly delicate. [16:04] Dobu     I feel like I'm being blamed     for all the crimes in the world. [16:08] Dobu     And I didn't understand the kind     of influence the internet has. [16:12] Dobu     Everyone looks like an enemy to me now. [16:14] Odokawa     It definitely serves you right. [16:17] Dobu     The gun this guy used was definitely mine.     That's what's so bad about it. [16:21] Odokawa     Was it that Yano guy? [16:23] Dobu     I don't think it was Yano. [16:25] Dobu     If it were Yano, it would've     seemed more purposeful. [16:28] Dobu     If you look closely, it seems like     he's searching for someone. [16:34] Dobu     You were in the bathroom     when this happened, right? [16:36] Odokawa     Are you saying someone's     got a grudge against me? [16:39] Dobu     If your car window being broken     was also a coincidence, [16:41] Dobu     then you've got horrendous luck. [16:43] Odokawa     Nothing was stolen. Naturally,     that includes my dash cam data. [16:47] Dobu     That's exactly my point. [16:49] Dobu     If we're looking for a purpose, [16:51] Dobu     then I'd say someone's trying     to torture you to death. [16:56] Dobu     Mentally first, and then physically. [17:02] Dobu     I'm surprised you're so     calm about all of this. [17:04] Dobu     It's like you're actually not afraid to die. [17:07] Odokawa     I'm scared. Of course I'm scared. [17:12] Dobu     Why don't we join forces, then? [17:14] Odokawa     Join forces? [17:15] Dobu     This Halloween guy is trying to kill you.     I need to get this gun back. [17:21] Dobu     Why don't we fight together? [17:23] Dobu     On an unrelated note,     regarding Mystery Kiss, [17:26] Dobu     if Yano is involved, then I can't touch it. [17:29] Dobu     I want you to help me gather information. [17:31] Odokawa     I'm doing all the work here. [17:33] Dobu     I ain't asking you to do it for free. [17:35] Dobu     I'll make sure Goriki     can return to his clinic. [17:39] Odokawa     Fine. [17:40] Dobu     You'll help me, then? [17:43] Dobu     It's been a long road getting here, [17:45] Dobu     but you and I were destined     to become allies. [17:48] Odokawa     I want to add another condition. [17:50] Dobu     What is it? [17:53] Odokawa     Release Shirakawa-san. [17:58] Odokawa     Write off her debt. [18:02] Dobu     Fine. I promise. [18:11] Dobu     I'm gonna look for the man with the gun. [18:14] Dobu     Odokawa, I need you     to catch Taichi Kabasawa. [18:17] Odokawa     This guy, huh? I gave him a ride once. [18:20] Dobu     I know. I saved our group photo. [18:23] Odokawa     We know Taichi Kabasawa's identity,     so we can do something about him. [18:27] Odokawa     But how are you going to find     the guy with the gun? [18:29] Dobu     Halloween. [18:31] Dobu     On Halloween, I'm going to     dress up as the man with the gun [18:34] Dobu     and walk around town. [18:35] Odokawa     You're going to wear a skull mask? [18:38] Odokawa     I see. Since everyone knows your face, [18:41] Odokawa     you can't walk around town on any other day. [18:43] Dobu     He might go out wearing the same outfit. [18:47] Dobu     Either way, I expect I'll run     into him some way or another. [18:50] Dobu     He's the self-aggrandizing type. [18:53] Odokawa     I'll go directly to Taichi Kabasawa's     university and pick him up. [18:56] Dobu     University? How many students     do you think you'll find there? [19:00] Odokawa     I'll be fine. I'm good     at finding people in a crowd. [19:04] Dobu     Why? You've got good eyes or something? [19:08] Odokawa     What do you mean, why? [19:10] Odokawa     If anything, I find it strange     that you guys are so bad at it. [19:14] Ad     Camera rehearsal is good. SIGN    Homosapiens Baba-sama [19:17] Male P     Hey, you've been making lots     of money recently, haven't you? SIGN    Homosapiens Baba-sama [19:21] Baba     I wouldn't say that. [19:23] Male P     You've been named the number one     breakout entertainer. [19:26] Baba     Huh? Oh, really? [19:28] Male P     I knew you'd get there, Baba-kun. [19:31] Male P     It's hard to explain, but there are guys     who are loved despite being stupid, y'know? [19:34] Baba     Stupid? I'm not— [19:35] Male P     I didn't mean it in a weird way. [19:38] Baba     What other way could you have meant it? [19:39] Male P     It's hard to put into words     what's good about you, Baba-kun. [19:43] Baba     Don't give up so quickly. [19:45] Baba     Please list everything that's good about me. [19:46] Male P     You've got a certain virtue or grace. [19:49] Male P     At the end of the day,     you've got good breeding. [19:51] Male P     I bet not many people say they dislike you. [19:54] Baba     Nah, my partner probably hates me. [19:57] Baba     He's always calling me     a worthless piece of junk. [19:59] Male P     You should cut ties with him. [20:02] Baba     What? [20:03] Male P     In this world, the weak are weeded out. [20:07] Male P     Your partner's just being a sore loser. [20:09] Baba     But, Shibagaki is— [20:10] Male P     Oh, right. I'd like you to appear     in a special end-of-year program. [20:13] Male P     We're recording next Friday.     We really want you to be in it. [20:20] Baba     That day is Round 3 of the N-1.     I could do it after that. [20:24] Male P     You're still doing that? Give it up already. [20:27] Baba     I spent a year working towards that, so... [20:32] Male P     I see. [20:34] Male P     We'll make some adjustments, then. [20:37] Male P     I'm counting on you, Baba-chan. [20:39] Male P     I've got high hopes for you. [20:48] Nikaido     Boo! [20:49] Baba     Hey, what are you doing? [20:50] Nikaido     I saw the producer leaving. [20:52] Baba     You can't come in here. [20:54] Nikaido     I haven't seen you at all recently, though. [20:56] Baba     Sorry. These days I don't     even have time to sleep. [20:59] Nikaido     I told you that you didn't need     to become this successful. [21:02] Baba     Rui-chan, what are you doing today?     Are you recording something? [21:05] Nikaido     Our debut single goes on sale on Christmas. [21:07] Nikaido     I'm promoting it today. [21:09] Nikaido     We're doing a concert at a     2,000 person venue that day. [21:11] Baba     Really? That's amazing! I'm happy for you. [21:14] Baba     You're moving up in the world step by step. [21:16] Baba     You always said you wanted to     climb higher, Rui-chan. [21:19] Nikaido     Yeah. And if that goes well,     they said they'd get us the Budokan. [21:23] Baba     Really? I'm rooting for you. [21:25] Baba     I'd better work hard, too. [21:26] Nikaido     You don't have to work so hard. [21:29] Nikaido     I like that you're the opposite     of my excessive ambition, Baba-san. [21:34] Baba     You keep saying that, but I'm still a man. [21:37] Baba     It's true that I lack ambition, though. [21:40] Nikaido     Then what's the problem? C'mere. [21:49] Baba     Are you sure you don't think of me as a pet? [21:51] Nikaido     I don't want a pet with a horse face. [21:57] Baba     Whoa! [21:58] Yamamoto     I knew I'd find you here. [22:00] Yamamoto     Recording is starting. Let's go. [22:02] Baba     That was close. [22:03] Nikaido     Coming. [22:05] Yamamoto     Baba-san, please. [22:07] Yamamoto     Now that you're becoming successful,     I'm sure you understand. [22:10] Yamamoto     This is a really important time for her. [22:12] Baba     Yes. I know. [22:14] Nikaido     Let me know if your schedule     opens up. I'll match yours. [22:24] Baba     Hello? [22:25] Shibagaki     You wanna meet up now     to discuss our material? [22:27] Baba     Sorry. I've got a shoot. [22:30] Shibagaki     What are we gonna do? Round 3 is next week. [22:33] Baba     What should I do? [22:35] Shibagaki     How about after your shoot today? [22:37] Baba     I've got a wrap party. [22:38] Shibagaki     How about tomorrow? [22:39] Baba     I've got an all day, on-location shoot. [22:41] Shibagaki     The day after that? [22:42] Baba     Filming a drama first thing in the morning. [22:44] Shibagaki     And the day after that? [22:45] Baba     On-location close coverage shoot. [22:46] Shibagaki     And the day after that? [22:47] Baba     Recording a special. [22:48] Shibagaki     And the day after that? [22:50] Baba     Overseas shoot. SIGN    Next Time: Trick or Treat [23:36] Odokawa     Hey, Little Daimon.     Is the investigation going well? [23:39] Koshiro     Listen here, Odokawa. [23:40] Koshiro     Local Civil Service Law has got     this thing called confidentiality. [23:43] Koshiro     I don't know what that covers, [23:45] Koshiro     but information doesn't make its way     down to lowly grunts like me! [23:48] Koshiro     Don't make me say it! E7 - Trick or Treat Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Trick or Treat [01:39] Odokawa     Hey, buddy. [01:42] Odokawa     Is Taichi Kabasawa at school right now? [01:45] Student     Taichi Kabasawa? [01:47] Student     Oh. [01:48] Odokawa     He's famous, right? [01:50] Student     He doesn't come to class anymore. [01:52] Student     He got cocky by putting the name of his college      out there, but he's actually scared. [01:55] Student     People online might treat him like a god, [01:57] Student     but among us, he's famous for being     a coward who's desperate for recognition. [03:08] Man A     Kakihana-san. [03:09] Man A     We know you're in there, Kakihana-san. [03:14] Man A     Hey, Kakihana! You need to     pay back what you borrowed! [03:17] Man A     Didn't your parents teach you that? [03:26] Koshiro     What's with you, taxi driver?     Turning yourself in? [03:28] Koshiro     You here to turn yourself in, huh?     What'd you do? [03:30] Koshiro     I'm eating over here! [03:32] Odokawa     Where's your brother today? [03:33] Koshiro     I'll tell you, you idiot. [03:35] Koshiro     My brother worked the day shift. [03:38] Koshiro     He's already done with work. [03:39] Odokawa     Perfect. I'm reporting an incident. [03:40] Koshiro     What? [03:41] Odokawa     Someone fired a gun into my house. [03:43] Koshiro     That's major! Why didn't you      call the emergency number? [03:46] Odokawa     Just come with me. [03:48] Koshiro     Fine. I'm calling my brother. [03:49] Odokawa     I want you to come by yourself. [03:51] Koshiro     Why? [03:52] Odokawa     Things get difficult when     your brother's involved. [03:54] Koshiro     Maybe I'm my brother. [03:58] Odokawa     Only relatives find those     kinds of pranks funny. [04:01] Koshiro     You're right. Grandma loved that joke. [04:04] Odokawa     Say you're going out on patrol. [04:06] Koshiro     Got it. [04:12] Koshiro     Hey, are we going inside your house? [04:14] Odokawa     Yeah. [04:16] Koshiro     But you're, y'know— [04:18] Koshiro     this is mad awkward, and I'm not sure     how to say it, but don't you have [04:22] Koshiro     that Nerima high school girl     locked up in there? [04:24] Odokawa     That was incredibly direct.     But no, of course not. [04:30] Koshiro     You weren't kidding. [04:31] Odokawa     This is the shell. [04:33] Koshiro     Hold on. I can't handle this by myself. [04:36] Koshiro     There's all kinds of paperwork      to fill out, procedures to follow... [04:40] Koshiro     A bunch of rules about     preserving the crime scene, too... [04:41] Odokawa     I don't intend for this     to become a police case. [04:43] Koshiro     What? Are you stupid? [04:46] Koshiro     Suppose I go to Roppongi at night     and get absolutely plastered. [04:49] Koshiro     The trains aren't running, so I call     for a taxi, and you show up. [04:52] Koshiro     What would you think if I told you,     "I don't intend to go home?" [04:56] Koshiro     Or suppose I went to the barber and said,     "Could you give me a long hairstyle?" [04:59] Odokawa     I thought I'd tell you the truth. [05:01] Koshiro     What truth? [05:03] Odokawa     Little Daimon, why did you want     to become a police officer? [05:07] Koshiro     To punish evil. [05:09] Odokawa     Why did you want to punish evil? [05:14] Odokawa     Will you tell me? [05:20] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Vroom! [05:22] (Flashback) Mom     Kenshiro, Koshiro. [05:24] (Flashback) Mom     We're going out now. [05:26] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Okay! See you later! [05:28] (Flashback) Koshiro     Bring back cake. [05:34] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Boom! [05:40] Koshiro     Our parents were killed     by a hit-and-run driver. [05:45] Koshiro     By a taxi, no less. [05:48] Odokawa     That's why you can't stand the sight of me. [05:51] Koshiro     We'd catch bad guys with our own hands. [05:55] Koshiro     That's what my brother and I swore we'd do. [05:57] Odokawa     Maybe that's how it was back then. [05:59] Koshiro     What are you talking about? [06:00] Odokawa     But now, your brother is evil. [06:03] Koshiro     Listen, you. It's true that my brother     chooses black when we play Othello. [06:07] Koshiro     Whenever we played tag,     he always wanted to be it. [06:10] Koshiro     But that doesn't mean— [06:11] Odokawa     Your brother is working with Dobu. [06:14] Koshiro     I heard about that already.     I asked my brother about it. [06:18] Koshiro     He told me that he's not. [06:20] Odokawa     You believe him? [06:21] Koshiro     Of course. [06:23] Koshiro     Between you and my brother,     obviously I believe my brother! [06:25] Koshiro     What kind of twins do you think we are? [06:29] Koshiro     We're identical twins. [06:30] Odokawa     Do you hate Dobu? [06:31] Koshiro     Yeah. After all, he's evil. [06:33] Odokawa     Little Daimon, I'll give you     an opportunity to catch Dobu. [06:37] Koshiro     Really?! That'd be huge! [06:39] Odokawa     But if you arrest him normally,     he'd only be charged with a petty crime. [06:42] Koshiro     Is he planning to do something? [06:45] Odokawa     Yes. [06:45] Koshiro     What? [06:46] Odokawa     I'm working with Dobu right now. [06:48] Koshiro     Whoa! You're evil! [06:51] Odokawa     Calm down. I'm pretending to work with him. [06:53] Koshiro     But you'll just gradually become more      evil by pretending to work with him! [06:57] Odokawa     Take a seat, already. [07:00] Odokawa     Just for a minute, shut up and listen. [07:04] Odokawa     Do you know Yano? [07:09] Odokawa     You can speak when I ask you a question. [07:11] Koshiro     Yano, huh? He's the kind     of evil who stays hidden. [07:14] Odokawa     Dobu and Yano are rivals. [07:17] Odokawa     And above them is their boss. SIGN    Boss SIGN    Money SIGN    Yano SIGN    Rivals SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Money [07:20] Odokawa     It's Dobu and Yano's job     to give money to their boss. [07:23] Odokawa     They don't get along because     they compete over the sum. [07:30] Odokawa     Sum means much or how     little money they give him. [07:33] Odokawa     If you have something to say     or any questions, you can speak. [07:37] Odokawa     Do you know who their boss is? [07:39] Koshiro     Long ago, before we became cops,     Dobu was arrested for robbing a bank. [07:44] Koshiro     His boss may have been     the principal offender. [07:46] Odokawa     I see. And one of Dobu's     associates is your brother. SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Money SIGN    Boss SIGN    Big Daimon [07:50] Koshiro     If you don't cut that out, I'll beat you     black and blue, taxi driver! [07:53] Koshiro     Why? Why would my brother work with him?! [07:56] Odokawa     I don't know if it's for money     or something else. [08:00] Odokawa     I think Dobu is buying off a cop so     it's easier for him to do his job. [08:04] Koshiro     How could you say that without evidence? [08:07] Odokawa     That's why you're going to arrest Dobu. [08:09] Koshiro     Then my brother will be arrested, too! [08:11] Odokawa     Sounds like you're starting to believe me. [08:15] Odokawa     You dislike evil, don't you? [08:16] Koshiro     I hate it. [08:17] Odokawa     Then if your brother is doing bad things,     then you've got to punish him. [08:20] Odokawa     Otherwise, your sense of justice will waver. [08:24] Koshiro     Oh, I'll punish him.     If he's doing bad things, that is. SIGN    Money SIGN    Boss SIGN    Money SIGN    Yano SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Big Daimon SIGN    Rivals SIGN    Odokawa [08:27] Odokawa     And I'm pretending to work with Dobu. [08:31] Koshiro     Your name's Odogawa? [08:33] Odokawa     Odokawa. [08:33] Koshiro     Doesn't matter. You're the only one     who cares about that detail. [08:38] Odokawa     Do you know Dobu's being     pursued by a streamer? [08:40] Koshiro     Do I know? I'm subscribed to his channel. [08:43] Koshiro     I'm a huge fan of Taichi Kabasawa. [08:45] Odokawa     You guys do want the same thing. [08:47] Koshiro     Exactly. SIGN    Kabasawa SIGN    Money SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Big Daimon SIGN    Odokawa SIGN    Boss SIGN    Money SIGN    Yano SIGN    Rivals [08:49] Odokawa     Then you know about skull mask, too, right? [08:51] Koshiro     That guy who showed up at the cabaret club? [08:53] Koshiro     Wasn't that Dobu? [08:55] Odokawa     It actually wasn't him. [08:56] Odokawa     Apparently it was someone     who stole Dobu's gun. [08:59] Odokawa     And for some reason, he wants to kill me. [09:02] Koshiro     And that's how this happened. [09:04] Odokawa     In other words, Dobu wants     to catch Kabasawa, [09:07] Odokawa     get his gun back from skull mask,     and get the jump on Yano. [09:12] Odokawa     I want to protect myself     from the mysterious skull mask, SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Odokawa [09:15] Odokawa     so I'm pretending to work with Dobu. [09:19] Koshiro     That doesn't make sense. [09:20] Koshiro     There's no reason for you to work with Dobu. [09:22] Koshiro     You should let the police     handle the skull mask. [09:27] Odokawa     Are you sure you're not actually smart? SIGN    Shiraka SIGN    Money SIGN    Kabasawa SIGN    Boss SIGN    Money SIGN    Yano SIGN    Goriki [09:32] Odokawa     I've got a grudge against Dobu, too. SIGN    Shiraka [09:34] Odokawa     Something terrible's happening     to a friend of mine. [09:37] Odokawa     I want to bring him to his knees. [09:38] Koshiro     Who is it? [09:40] Odokawa     Getting to down to business,     Dobu is planning to rob a bank soon. [09:44] Koshiro     That's clearly evil!     It'd be a repeat offense! [09:47] Odokawa     He thinks I'll help him do it, [09:50] Odokawa     so you'll arrest Dobu then, Little Daimon. [09:53] Koshiro     That's amazing if it's true,     but you'll be arrested, too, Odokawa. [09:58] Odokawa     That's fine. We're doing     this to punish evil. [10:02] Koshiro     You're the opposite of evil. [10:05] Odokawa     Why not just call me good? [10:08] Koshiro     You were really convincing,     but it's hard to believe all of a sudden. [10:13] Odokawa     I agree. That's why I'm going to     keep tracking down evidence. [10:19] Koshiro     In the first place, I thought you     were the kidnapper [10:22] Koshiro     in the Nerima missing high school girl case. [10:26] Koshiro     Could I take a look around your place? [10:29] Odokawa     Sure. [10:47] Radio     MPD to all stations. [10:49] Radio     An unidentified body has found     at the mouth of the Sumida River. [10:52] Radio     Nearby police box, please head there. [10:54] Radio     I repeat, MPD to all stations... [10:56] Koshiro     I gotta go. [10:57] Odokawa     Do you believe me? [10:58] Koshiro     Of course not! [11:00] Koshiro     But I'll hear you out,     if it means punishing evil. [11:04] Koshiro     Here's my special direct phone number! SIGN    Shiho SIGN    I might be a little late... SIGN    Sorry for asking to meet when you're busy with work. I'll wait as long as you need. SIGN    Sorry, just finished! I'm heading your way now! [11:29] Odokawa     Good girl. [11:31] Newscaster     An unidentified body has been     found in the Tokyo Bay. [11:45] Newscaster     This morning before dawn,     at the Shibaura Wharf in Minato Ward, SIGN    Live SIGN    New Info from Location Where Body was Discovered     Abandoned Body? Police Rushing to Identify Victim SIGN    Minato Ward Shibaura Wharf [11:48] Newscaster     the body of a woman believed to be in     her teens to thirties was discovered. [11:52] Newscaster     Nearby construction workers     reported the body, [11:54] Newscaster     and according to the police investigation,     after being killed elsewhere, [11:58] Odokawa     Now you can't escape. [11:58] Newscaster     they believe her body was dumped in the sea. [12:00] Newscaster     They believe roughly a month     has passed since her death. SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    10/26 (Tues) SIGN    10/27 (Wed) [12:12] Shirakawa     "All I can say is I'm really sorry     about the trouble I caused you. [12:19] Shirakawa     Dobu-san told me that he doesn't     need my help or money anymore." SIGN    10/27 (Wed) [12:24] Shirakawa     "There seemed to be some reason for it, [12:26] Shirakawa     but I guess this means my     relationship has been dissolved. [12:31] Shirakawa     I hope you'll forgive me." SIGN    Goriki Clinic [12:37] Shirakawa     I'm really sorry. [12:42] Goriki     A guy named Dobu, huh? [12:44] Shirakawa     Yes. But my relationship     with him has been dissolved. [12:48] Shirakawa     Probably, anyway. [12:50] Goriki     Odokawa must've done something. [12:53] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san said he'd pretend     to work with Dobu-san. [12:58] Goriki     I see. That makes sense. [13:00] Goriki     He's probably trying to save both you     and me at the same time by doing that. [13:06] Shirakawa     Is there anything I can do? [13:10] Goriki     Well, I can't pay you, but will     you help me with my work? [13:15] Shirakawa     Work? What work? [13:18] Goriki     What do you mean? Have you     forgotten what I do for a living? [13:24] Goriki     We're going to treat Odokawa. SIGN    Medical Record SIGN    Name: Hiroshi Odokawa      Male     DOB: May 25th, 555     Age: 41 years 5 months     Address: Nerima Ward Mukaiyamabashi,     5-12 Irodori Heights 102 [13:37] Odokawa     Ow, ow. Foot cramp. [13:39] Odokawa     Ow, ow, ow. [13:40] Odokawa     Foot cramp. Ow, ow, ow... SIGN    Safety First [13:50] Kakihana     Sorry, I just got here. Where are you? [13:53] Ichimura     Over here. [13:56] Kakihana     Huh? I don't see you, Shiho-chan. [13:58] Ichimura     Kakki, over here. [14:03] Kakihana     Sorry to keep you waiting, Shiho-chan. [14:05] Ichimura     It's fine. You came at just     the right time, Kakki. [14:09] Kakihana     One of my subordinates made a mistake. [14:12] Kakihana     I had to clean up after—Huh? [14:14] Kakihana     Wait, you said I came     at just the right time? [14:22] Yamamoto     Good work. Be careful on your way home. [14:25] Yamamoto     Don't be late for the     Halloween event in Shibuya. [14:43] Woman A     Here we go. [14:43] Woman B     Do I look cute? [14:43] Man B     This is insane. [14:51] Odokawa     Ow. [14:52] Yano     I'm the one who should be saying ow, here! [14:55] Yano     Where the hell are you lookin',     did your eyes disappear? [14:58] Yano     Is this war? Love me tender. [15:00] Yano     I'm sick of people tellin' me to be gentler. [15:03] Yano     When it comes to traffic,     everyone does as they please, [15:06] Yano     But "all's well that ends well"     ain't good enough for me. [15:09] Yano     Violence is my business, you simpleton. [15:14] Odokawa     What? [15:15] Yano     Hah. "What?" So, that's your answer?     Old man, don't make me scoff. [15:19] Yano     If you don't apologize, I'll grab a shotgun     and blow your head off. Bang, bang. [15:25] Yano     Scatter your brain. Right brain, left brain,     frontal lobe, cerebellum, cerebrum. [15:29] Yano     You understandin'? A heartfelt     apology is what I'm demandin'. [15:34] Odokawa     It's your fault for riding     a scooter in this crowd. [15:37] Yano     My fault for riding a scooter?     That's what everyone says, but I don't agree. [15:43] Yano     Arguin' with every amateur     out here ain't for me. [15:45] Yano     Between you and I there's     a long, long Silk Road. [15:48] Yano     Too much space between us,     it's a mental overload. [15:50] Yano     I'm sick of generalizations, [15:52] Yano     and if you've matured at all,     where's the apology I'm owed? [15:55] Odokawa     Sorry. [15:56] Yano     Yeah, that's right. Now it's win-win. [15:59] Yano     Lukewarm like the one-coin canned coffee     you can buy at this Halloween jamboree, [16:03] Yano     cold like the coin laundries I used     when I was at the bottom of the heap. [16:08] Yano     Took me a while to make     my point, but tonight, [16:11] Yano     what I wanted to say was     that you'd better make things right. [16:13] Yano     This may sound sudden, but have     a heart. I'm sorry, my guy. [16:17] Yano     At the end of the day, I just want     some compassion, don't be shy. Yeah. [16:25] Odokawa     People lose their minds on Halloween. [16:32] Kanon     Did you learn the song yet? [16:34] Reina     Not yet. How much longer do we have? [16:36] Yamamoto     Okay. Understood. [16:39] Yamamoto     I'll head there as soon     as the event is over. [16:42] Yamamoto     Yes. Goodbye. [16:44] Nikaido     Who was that? Yano? [16:47] Yamamoto     Yeah, that's right. [16:49] Nikaido     Do we still have to appear     in events like these? [16:52] Nikaido     Couldn't we handle our own show? [16:54] Yamamoto     Just be patient a little longer, Nikaido. [16:57] Yamamoto     By Christmas, you'll pull ahead     of everyone appearing here today. [17:00] Ichimura     Excuse me. [17:03] Yamamoto     What is it? [17:05] Ichimura     I'd like to stop. [17:07] Yamamoto     Stop what? [17:09] Ichimura     Running these badger games. [17:11] Nikaido     What can you do, then? [17:12] Nikaido     How are you gonna earn     money for the agency? [17:14] Yamamoto     Hey, Nikaido. [17:16] Yamamoto     Fine. We'll talk later, Ichimura. SIGN    Shibuya Center Street [17:27] Odokawa     Thanks for waiting. [17:29] Dobu     Hey, hold on. How'd you know it was me? [17:33] Odokawa     I told you, I'm good     at spotting people in a crowd. [17:38] Dobu     Was it my build? [17:39] Dobu     Or am I not blending in with the crowd? [17:41] Odokawa     I doubt anyone else would recognize you. [17:44] Odokawa     Anyway, I'm impressed you're not     too ashamed to dress like that. [17:47] Dobu     It's humiliating. But I don't have a choice. [17:51] Dobu     So, did you find skull mask     on your way here? [17:54] Odokawa     No. [17:56] Dobu     I thought you were good     at spotting people in a crowd. [17:59] Odokawa     Not his type. [18:02] Dobu     What does that mean? [18:03] Odokawa     How should I explain it? It's difficult. [18:07] Odokawa     Milk, please. [18:09] Waitress     Okay. One moment, please. [18:12] Odokawa     For example, once I memorize     that waitress' face, [18:16] Odokawa     I could spot her in a crowd     even if she changes her makeup. [18:19] Dobu     Why? What kind of power is that? [18:21] Dobu     Can you see auras or something? [18:24] Odokawa     Maybe it's close to that. [18:26] Odokawa     But when I've never seen a guy's face     and he's wearing a full-face mask, [18:30] Odokawa     then I'm just like the rest of you. [18:33] Odokawa     I can't tell. [18:34] Dobu     In other words, you can find     Taichi Kabasawa in a crowd, [18:39] Dobu     but not skull mask, right? [18:41] Odokawa     That's right. [18:44] Dobu     Here. SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa     @kbsw_t – 1 hour ago     I'm in Shibuya now!!      If you see Dobu, let me know!!! [18:49] Dobu     We'll start by checking out     anything that seems credible. SIGN    koya @koya_camera411     Replying to: @kbsw_t     I saw Dobu wearing a skull mask     in front of 109! [18:53] Dobu     Kabasawa's here in Shibuya, too,     so we may be able to get them both. SIGN    Kabasawa Believer @kbsw_god32871     Replying to: @kbsw_t     I'm more interested in meeting our god! [19:11] Kenshiro     I can't believe we have to go on patrol     for these fools again this year. [19:14] Kenshiro     What's so fun about this? Everyone's just      making asses of themselves. [19:18] Kenshiro     All these guys got their costumes     a while ago, did their makeup at home, [19:22] Kenshiro     and took the train in all the way     from the boonies, right? [19:24] Kenshiro     When they go home, and      take off the costumes [19:26] Kenshiro     and makeup, I wonder if they      wish they were dead. [19:28] Kenshiro     Right, Bro? [19:31] (Flashback) Odokawa     Your brother is working with Dobu. [19:37] Koshiro     Yeah. [19:42] Dobu     According to recent information,     he's around here. [19:45] Dobu     They've even uploaded photos,     so it should be fairly credible. [19:48] Dobu     Huh? [19:54] Odokawa     I can't believe we found him so easily.     The internet is amazing. [19:58] Dobu     Since skull mask is targeting you,     stand a little farther away from me. [20:02] Odokawa     What are you going to do? [20:03] Dobu     I'll follow you, [20:04] Dobu     and if I get the chance,     I'll drag him into a deserted alleyway. [20:06] Odokawa     He's got a gun, right? [20:07] Dobu     He'd better have it. [20:21] Yano     So persistent, so drawn out,     my ringtone's imposition. [20:25] Yano     I'm dealing with a lot     over here. Submission. [20:28] Yano     Addiction. Wish I could take my medicine     and go to bed, but a container ship? [20:33] Yano     Please zip it. I won't do it again.     I promise I won't do it again. [20:36] Yano     Isn't it about time you told me your name? [20:39] Yano     Who's calling? [20:41] Yano     Ah, it's the manager, AKA Yamamoto. [20:44] Yano     You're calling rather late.     I'm sure you've got a lot on your plate, [20:48] Yano     but time is money.     That's what you always tell me. [20:51] Yano     If you don't get here soon,     it'll happen again. [20:54] Yano     Meet me at the warehouse we     visited the other day. See you then. [21:00] Dobu     That's my gun. Give it back. [21:03] Skull     Who the hell are you? [21:04] Dobu     Dobu. You know who I am? [21:06] Skull     Dobu? You're really him? [21:09] Skull     Did you know? Kabasawa-sama's giving     a million yen to anyone who catches you. [21:13] Skull     You've got a bounty on your head. [21:15] Dobu     You work for Kabasawa? [21:17] Skull     Stay back, or I'll shoot. [21:26] Dobu     It's fake. [21:28] Dobu     Hey, where's the real gun? [21:31] Skull     I don't know. [21:32] Dobu     That's not good enough. I'll kill you! [21:35] Dobu     You're the one who shot up     the cabaret club, yeah? [21:37] Skull     Wasn't that you? I'm just cosplaying. [21:40] Skull     Please forgive me. [21:41] Dobu     Don't screw around with me. [21:43] Skull     I really don't know! [21:45] Dobu     Huh? Where the hell is it? [21:48] Dobu     Where is it, huh? [21:50] Odokawa     Hey, Dobu. On the left. [21:51] Odokawa     It's Kabasawa. [21:52] Dobu     That asshole! [22:03] Dobu     It's no use. [22:05] Odokawa     Wow. This is impossible. [22:11] Sekiguchi     Good evening, Yano-san. [22:13] Yano     Good evening, Mr. Sekiguchi. [22:16] Yano     That track suit looks great on you. [22:18] Yano     It's looking more and more     like it'll come true. [22:21] Yano     In accordance with fundamentalism,     I'll see it all through. [22:24] Yano     The violence of the present     situation is just the preview. [22:27] Yano     Time for the next stage.     Let's keep it flowing. [22:29] Yano     So, Eiji Kakihana, how's everything going? SIGN    Next Time: Bless you [23:35] Odokawa     So, is your job search going well? [23:38] Kabasawa     I'm having trouble deciding what to do. [23:40] Kabasawa     I don't know how I feel about     working for someone else. [23:42] Kabasawa     I can't forget the elation I felt then. [23:45] Odokawa     You really did let yourself     get carried away. E8 - Bless you Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:04] Sekiguchi     This guy was a dud. [01:05] Sekiguchi     He's actually part-time janitor. [01:07] Sekiguchi     Not only that, but he's drowning in debt. [01:09] Yano     Drowning in debt and desperate. [01:12] Yano     Thought he could get away     with lyin' about it. [01:14] Sekiguchi     The only thing he had on him was this ring. [01:18] Yano     An engagement ring? I could cry. [01:19] Yano     So desperate to tie the knot he lied? [01:21] Yano     Have middle-aged men's brains liquefied? [01:22] Yano     Will he tie a noose instead      after being tossed aside? [01:24] Yano     An article of tribute for his fake honey. [01:26] Yano     If you ask me, this wasn't worth the money. [01:30] Yano     Who's got any use for this counterfeit? [01:32] Yano     I've got a few ideas 'bout where he can stick it. [01:36] Kakihana     Where's Shiho-chan? Is she all right? [01:39] Yano     Hey, Kakihana-chan. [01:41] Yano     If you still trust that girl you wanted to     get with, your brains are in the trash can. [01:45] Yano     That calculating girl who flirted with you     for your money took off and ran. [01:49] Yano     In other words, it was a scam. [01:51] Yano     I'm the one who told her to wait and      see what your lame ass would do. [01:54] Yano     Let you think you'd won before     sucking you dry and killing you. [02:01] Dobu     That's all for today.     I'll come up with a new plan. SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto      Incoming Call [02:08] Dobu     Hey, isn't this the guy you said     wanted your dash cam data? [02:13] Odokawa     That's right. [02:14] Dobu     Answer and put it on speakerphone. [02:19] Odokawa     Hello? [02:20] Yamamoto     Ah, Odokawa-san. Could you     come pick me up right away? [02:23] Odokawa     This is sudden. Does it have to be me? [02:25] Yamamoto     Aren't most pickups sudden? [02:27] Yamamoto     It's one of those girls who     can't be seen by the public. [02:31] Odokawa     Where? [02:32] Yamamoto     A short distance away from Shibuya. [02:35] Odokawa     Got it. I'll be there in ten minutes. [02:38] Yamamoto     Thanks. [02:41] Odokawa     What should I do? He'll probably     ask for my dash cam data. [02:49] Dobu     Let me ride in the trunk. [02:51] Dobu     I'll eavesdrop on your conversation     through your phone. [02:55] Odokawa     I can't do that. As far as I'm concerned,     he's a harmless passenger. [03:00] Dobu     Then ask him why he really wants the data, [03:04] Dobu     and if he's connected to Yano,     then tell me about it later. [03:07] Odokawa     Don't you think he'd lie about that? [03:09] Dobu     That's right. That's why violence     is the only way to get people to talk. [03:13] Dobu     Let me meet him. [03:15] Dobu     I'm the one who has the dash cam data. [03:17] Dobu     I'm sure Yamamoto wants to meet me, too. [03:19] Odokawa     I can't let you do that. [03:21] Odokawa     I have to go. I told him     I'd be there in ten minutes. [03:23] Dobu     Fine. If he asks for your     dash cam data, tell him this. [03:28] Dobu     You'll sell it to him for one billion yen. [03:35] Yamamoto     Sorry, Odokawa-san. Could you take us     to Shibaura Harbor in a hurry? [03:39] Odokawa     The harbor? [03:40] Odokawa     Hey, it's the girl who likes hot springs. [03:47] Odokawa     A calico cat. Where have I seen one before? [03:51] Yamamoto     What are you talking about, Odokawa-san? [03:56] Ichimura     Hey, am I going to meet Ya—that guy? [04:01] Yamamoto     Yeah. I'm sorry, but if you want to quit,     you have to tell him yourself. [04:04] Ichimura     I worked really hard, though. [04:06] Yamamoto     Apparently, that target didn't work out. [04:08] Ichimura     What? You mean he didn't have money? [04:10] Ichimura     Is that old man serious? [04:12] Yamamoto     Oh, right. I just remembered. [04:14] Yamamoto     Have you considered my request     to hand over your dash cam data? [04:18] Odokawa     Yeah, sure. [04:19] Yamamoto     Really? [04:20] Odokawa     I'll sell it to you. [04:21] Yamamoto     For how much? [04:22] Odokawa     One billion. [04:25] Yamamoto     That's the kind of price     a child would come up with. [04:30] Yamamoto     What? You're being serious? [04:33] Odokawa     Super serious. [04:34] Yamamoto     This is ridiculous, Odokawa-san.     You're gouging me here. [04:37] Odokawa     I found someone who said     they'd buy it for 900 million. [04:40] Odokawa     That's why I want one billion. [04:42] Yamamoto     You're lying. [04:47] Yamamoto     Who is it? [04:49] Odokawa     I can't tell you that. [04:56] Yamamoto     If that's true, then I need     to discuss this with someone. [04:59] Odokawa     Discuss it all you want. [05:02] Odokawa     I wouldn't mind 900 million or one billion. [05:06] Yamamoto     I'll be in touch. [05:26] Sekiguchi     Doesn't this seem like not enough profit? [05:28] Sekiguchi     Is this all we make from concerts? [05:29] Yamamoto     They weren't the only ones performing today. [05:32] Sekiguchi     Why's she here? [05:34] Yamamoto     She doesn't want to run     badger games anymore, [05:36] Yamamoto     so she's here to talk to Yano-san. [05:39] Sekiguchi     Ah. [05:42] Sekiguchi     He's busy right now. [05:45] Yamamoto     More importantly, I've got some bad news. [05:48] Yamamoto     Could I talk to him for a few minutes? [05:49] Sekiguchi     Bad news? [05:51] Yamamoto     It's about the dash cam. [05:51] Kakihana     Shiho-chan! [05:53] Kakihana     You're being tricked, right? [05:55] Kakihana     I'll protect you from these guys! [06:03] Kakihana     It's okay, Shiho-chan.     I'm actually pretty strong. [06:07] Kakihana     I've mastered every martial art there is,     from sumo for kids to whatever-jiujitsu. [06:13] Ichimura     Don't get the wrong idea, mister.     Seriously, I can't even. [06:16] Kakihana     Shiho-chan, they're making     you say that, aren't they? [06:19] Kakihana     Didn't we have fun together? [06:21] Kakihana     We ate lots of good food together! [06:24] Ichimura     Spending time with you was painful. [06:26] Ichimura     That's why I want to quit     running badger games. [06:29] Kakihana     You're lying! Liar! [06:32] Kakihana     You're not the kind of girl who says that! [06:34] Kakihana     Shiho-chan, you're a liar! [06:35] Ichimura     You're the liar, you bum. You're broke. [06:38] Kakihana     Why?! Why would you say that?! [06:42] Kakihana     I don't believe you! You're lying! [06:50] Sekiguchi     Shut up. SIGN    Ayumu Goriki SIGN    Can you tell who this is? SIGN    Can you tell who this is? SIGN    It's Kakihana, you unemployed bum. SIGN    Wanna get drinks at Yamabiko right now? [07:19] Odokawa     It's been a while. I guess I'll go. SIGN    Goriki Clinic [07:23] Goriki     Can you tell from this photo     that this is Kakihana? [07:26] Shirakawa     I guess I'd believe you     if you told me it was him. [07:29] Shirakawa     I doubt I'd know if I were just     shown this photo without context. [07:32] Goriki     Yeah. [07:34] Shirakawa     It only took Odokawa-san     a second to identify him. [07:36] Shirakawa     Does that tell us anything? [07:38] Goriki     At first I thought Odokawa     had an exceptional memory, [07:41] Goriki     but it doesn't feel right. [07:43] Shirakawa     You're right. I thought     maybe he had good instincts. [07:47] Goriki     It's almost like synesthesia. [07:50] Shirakawa     Synesthesia? [07:51] Goriki     It's when one sense is stimulated, [07:53] Goriki     and a completely different     sense is triggered. [07:57] Goriki     Like seeing colors or feeling textures     when you hear sounds or see letters. [08:01] Goriki     Maybe Odokawa has some kind     of indicator for telling people apart [08:04] Goriki     and is basing it on that. [08:07] Shirakawa     I don't know if this is related, [08:10] Shirakawa     but apparently Odokawa-san has been     speaking to someone in his home, [08:13] Shirakawa     and he's clearly not talking to himself. [08:16] Goriki     Regarding that, if there really     isn't anybody there, [08:20] Goriki     then maybe it's an imaginary friend. [08:23] Shirakawa     Like a figment of his imagination? [08:26] Goriki     Yeah. [08:27] Goriki     You might already know, but he's lived alone [08:30] Goriki     since his parents abandoned him     when he was in grade school. [08:34] Shirakawa     Alone? [08:35] Goriki     Apparently some kind of NPO     that supports orphans [08:38] Goriki     sent him money to cover his living expenses. [08:41] Goriki     He pretends that he wanted for nothing [08:43] Goriki     and experienced no     difficulties because of that. [08:45] Goriki     But if he's invented an imaginary friend, [08:48] Goriki     then he may be under more     stress than he realizes. [08:53] Shirakawa     When did the two of you meet? [08:56] Goriki     About three years ago, I think. [08:58] Shirakawa     I thought it was this year when he first     started seeing you for consultations. [09:01] Shirakawa     Had he been coming     to the clinic before that? [09:03] Goriki     No. I rode in his taxi as a passenger first. [09:07] Shibagaki     It's finally starting. [09:09] Baba     Sure has. [09:10] Shibagaki     We used to broadcast in just Osaka,     but now we've gone national. [09:13] Baba     That's right. Starting this year,     the Homosapiens have expanded to Tokyo. [09:16] Shibagaki     For real. I'm overjoyed. [09:17] (Flashback) Goriki     Could you turn that off? It's annoying. [09:17] Baba     For sure. [09:18] Shibagaki     Got here sooner than I expected. [09:19] Baba     Yeah, seriously. [09:20] Shibagaki     Guess we should keep trying, then— [09:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     How old are you? [09:30] (Flashback) Goriki     38. [09:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     We're the same age?     You seem so dignified, though. [09:36] (Flashback) Goriki     Hey, that's rude. Mind your manners. [09:39] (Flashback) Odokawa     Manners? You act like you're real important. [09:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     What, do you think     the customer is always right? [09:45] (Flashback) Odokawa     I bet you look down on taxi drivers. [09:47] (Flashback) Goriki     You got some kind of pent-up anger, or what? [09:50] (Flashback) Goriki     It's not anyone's fault     that your life isn't going well. [09:52] (Flashback) Goriki     It's not your environment's     fault, either. It's your fault. [09:55] (Flashback) Goriki     You should resolve it yourself     without bothering others. [09:59] (Flashback) Odokawa     Of course. Doctors speak     differently from the rest of us. [10:02] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hey, that got to you. [10:04] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's charming. Good for you. [10:06] (Flashback) Goriki     How'd you know? [10:08] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm psychic. [10:12] (Flashback) Goriki     Then why didn't you know my age? [10:15] (Flashback) Odokawa     Psychic powers come in a variety of flavors. [10:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     I can see souls. [10:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     And your soul's been screaming, "I'm a doctor." [10:24] (Flashback) Odokawa     As for your age, I couldn't tell because     your soul and body are so separated. [10:30] (Flashback) Odokawa     In other words, you look old. [10:36] (Flashback) Goriki     You're funny. [10:38] (Flashback) Goriki     In that case, can you hear what my soul     is shouting now? What's it saying? [10:41] (Flashback) Odokawa     "Don't turn. Head straight ahead." [10:47] (Flashback) Odokawa     Turning here gets us to your clinic faster. [10:51] Goriki     I was shocked. It really was a shortcut. [10:55] Goriki     At first, I thought he had     an exceptional sense of smell [10:58] Goriki     that allowed him to pick up on the     distinctive hospital smell coming off of me. [11:02] Shirakawa     But you think it's synesthesia? [11:04] Goriki     When I asked how he did it later,     he said it was nothing. [11:06] Goriki     He'd just had me as a passenger before. [11:09] Shirakawa     So you thought it was his memory. [11:12] Goriki     Yeah. I thought it was impressive, if true. [11:15] Goriki     That's why synesthesia makes sense to me. [11:19] Goriki     I'm going to Yamabiko for a drink. [11:21] Goriki     Shirakawa-san, do you want to come with me? [11:25] Shirakawa     If I go, I imagine Odokawa-san would leave. [11:31] Odokawa     Mochi kinchaku and daikon radish. [11:34] Odokawa     I'd like some kind of nerimono, too. [11:39] Odokawa     Wait a minute. You've got     a Donraku Shofutei autograph. SIGN    To Yamabiko     Donraku [11:42] Taeko     That's right. He stopped by the other day. [11:45] Odokawa     Really? Wow. [11:47] Goriki     You sure do like him, Odokawa. [11:49] Taeko     He sat right over there with an     incredibly cross look on his face. [11:52] Goriki     He came alone? [11:54] Taeko     He had an attendant with him,     as well as a driver outside. [11:57] Odokawa     What did they talk about? [11:59] Taeko     How young comedians these days     are obsessed with innovation [12:02] Taeko     and don't have the basics down. [12:03] Taeko     Or how he pretends he doesn't mince words. [12:06] Taeko     Or how being a commentator     or judging comedy contests [12:09] Taeko     doesn't benefit him in any way. [12:11] Taeko     I thought he was getting mad, [12:13] Taeko     but then, he started cackling     while reminiscing about his old mentor. [12:16] Odokawa     You totally eavesdropped. [12:19] Goriki     Oh, right, Odokawa. Let me quiz you. [12:22] Odokawa     What's gotten into you? [12:22] Odokawa     Does losing your job make you     turn back into a child? [12:25] Taeko     I'd like to play, too. [12:26] Goriki     Sure. You can join us. [12:28] Goriki     Can you tell who this is? [12:31] Odokawa     Is this your thing these days? [12:32] Taeko     How am I supposed to know? [12:35] Goriki     Exactly. But Odokawa     identified him immediately. [12:39] Odokawa     It's clearly Kakihana. [12:41] Taeko     But that's just how Odokawa-san is. [12:43] Taeko     He remembers the faces     of customers I don't recognize. [12:46] Taeko     I bet you'd be good at customer service. [12:48] Odokawa     I can't unless they make an impression. [12:51] Goriki     That's not the question here. [12:55] Goriki     Do you know who this is? SIGN    Inbox SIGN    Got it. I'll stop by later. [12:57] Odokawa     Of course not. [12:59] Goriki     Really? [13:00] Odokawa     Really. [13:01] Taeko     Odokawa-san, are you psychic?     Like Psychometrer What's-his-name? [13:04] Goriki     What's this, then? [13:06] Odokawa     A bird? [13:07] Taeko     Even I know that one. It's a bird. [13:10] Goriki     Correct. [13:11] Odokawa     Are you making fun of me? [13:12] Goriki     Next, this one. [13:14] Odokawa     Shirakawa-san. [13:16] Odokawa     What the hell have you been up to? [13:18] Taeko     That's Shirakawa-san?     Is this some kind of kink? [13:20] Taeko     Mixing your personal and professional      lives? My, how scandalous. [13:23] Goriki     I see. [13:24] Odokawa     What are you trying to pull? [13:26] Goriki     Nevermind. Let's drink. [13:28] Goriki     Ma'am, drink with us. [13:29] Taeko     Perhaps I'll have a drink, then. [13:30] Odokawa     Must be nice being unemployed. SIGN    To Yamabiko     Donraku [13:32] Goriki     I know. Why don't we call Kakihana? [13:34] Goriki     I bet he'll come if I say I'm paying. SIGN    Goriki [13:50] Sekiguchi     So, Yamamoto, what's your bad news? [13:53] Yamamoto     It's about the dash cam data. [13:57] Yamamoto     Apparently someone else has     offered to buy it for 900 million. [14:00] Sekicuhi     900 million? He's lying so he can gouge you. [14:03] Yamamoto     I hope you're right, but we need to get     that dash cam data soon. [14:07] Yamamoto     It was on the news the other day. [14:09] Yamamoto     I haven't been able to sleep since then. [14:11] Yamamoto     I keep expecting my doorbell to ring. [14:15] Sekiguchi     Quit your whining! [14:20] Yamamoto     Mystery Kiss is doing great right now. [14:22] Yamamoto     Their CD is about to go on sale! [14:24] Sekiguchi     You mean they'll make more money? [14:27] Yamamoto     Yes, and a guy who's a fan of our Nikaido [14:31] Yamamoto     won one billion yen in the lottery. [14:34] Yamamoto     I'm not sure if it's true or not, [14:35] Yamamoto     but I imagine he'll spend     quite a lot of money on us. [14:39] Sekiguchi     One billion? Robbing him     would be more profitable. [14:43] Yamamoto     That won't help Mystery Kiss get big! [14:45] Yano     Okay, okay. Nikaido sure is cute. [14:47] Yano     Ask her if she'd like to spend     a night with me nude. [14:50] Yano     I was picturing that future but still listening to you. [14:54] Yano     My instincts tell me Dobu-san is involved. [14:55] Yano     Like the cop from those books.     Inspector Totsugawa, I think he was called. [15:00] Sekiguchi     Dobu-san offered to buy     the data for 900 million? [15:02] Yano     That's what I'm thinkin'. [15:03] Yano     He knows the guy who has     the one billion, let that sink in. [15:06] Yano     He's tryin' to get us to     rob him, and earn a free win. [15:08] Yano     Or Dobu-san himself is planning      to rob the fella, I know. [15:11] Yano     I can see his train of thought     clearly as it comes and goes. [15:13] Yano     That's what makes me the best, y'know?! [15:17] Sekiguchi     So, what should we do? [15:18] Yano     What should we do? We do what we can. [15:20] Yano     For now, we'll just play     along with his little plan. [15:23] Yano     He's a tasty target for us, too, so I'm a fan. [15:26] Yano     A few million would be another story. [15:28] Yano     But playing the odds     for a billion? Mandatory. [15:30] Yano     Dobu-san's trying to make     money by ripping off my act. [15:33] Yano     Without a doubt, he's a shitty copycat. [15:34] Yano     I'd like to take him down,     but I need forty winks. [15:37] Yano     Game set for tonight,     tomorrow it's time to think. [15:40] Sekiguchi     What should we do with him? [15:42] Yano     He's an extra life in video game terms. [15:46] Yano     We should hold onto all the sacrificial     pawns we can, as far as I'm concerned. [15:49] Yano     The more you have, the more     prepared you'll be for misfortune. [15:52] Yano     You understand that, right?     Then don't speak, okay? [15:54] Yano     I'll be thinkin' about you night and day. [15:57] Yano     Until he cashes that lottery ticket,     we'll be keeping you locked away. [16:02] Yano     So, Kakihana, live as long as you can. [16:05] Yano     Are you of sound mind?     This might be the last time, man. SIGN    Mom [16:08] Yano     Talk to her before you forget how. [16:10] Yano     I called her number for you just now. [16:13] Kakihana     Hey, Mom. Sorry for calling so late. [16:17] Kakihana     No, it's nothing. [16:20] Kakihana     I was just wondering how you're doing. [16:23] Kakihana     The other day, I said I might     be getting married, but... [16:30] Kakihana     It's not happening. [16:35] Odokawa     Hey, Dobu. To your left. It's Kabasawa. SIGN    [Assault] Dobu's violence finally caught on camera!! [Injury] [16:38] Kabasawa     As you just saw, I finally     succeeded in filming him myself. [16:41] Kabasawa     The Kabasawa Online Salon     closed community met in Shibuya [16:46] Kabasawa     wearing skull masks for a million yen prize     for whoever catches him, [16:49] Kabasawa     but one of our members became his victim. [16:51] Kabasawa     He won't get away with this! [16:52] Kabasawa     So, everyone, let's corner Dobu. [16:55] Kabasawa     If you'd like to help, please join     the Kabasawa Online Salon. [16:59] Kabasawa     We're trying to break ten thousand members. [17:01] Kabasawa     For a limited time, the monthly fee     is just ten thousand yen! [17:04] Kabasawa     Anyway, didn't that video     strike you as a little odd? [17:08] Kabasawa     That voice at the end shouting,     "Hey, Dobu. To your left. It's Kabasawa." [17:12] Kabasawa     Who was that? [17:13] Kabasawa     I think there's a traitor in the salon. [17:16] Kabasawa     After all, I was wearing this then. [17:20] Kabasawa     How did they know?! It doesn't make sense! [17:22] Kabasawa     Whoever finds the traitor     gets a million yen, too! [17:25] Kabasawa     The Online Salon is jumping at shadows now! [17:27] Kabasawa     Show them our solidarity! Catch them! [17:29] Kabasawa     Catch Dobu! Catch the traitor! [17:29] Man     This thing has a ton of views.     I bet he's made a lot of money. [17:32] Kabasawa     That's right, you!     I promise I'll expose you! [17:33] Woman     I know, right? But apparently     he's starting to gain haters. [17:36] Woman     They say he's a one-hit     wonder and a coward. SIGN    New message     Taeko      I haven't heard from Kakihana-san in a week.     Do you know where he is? SIGN    N-1 Grand Prix 2021 SIGN    Results – Schedule SIGN    What is N-1 2021?      The N-1 2021 is a hardcore national contest for      professional and amateur "manzai" comedians. SIGN    30 Semifinalist Groups SIGN    Callop SIGN    The Goose SIGN    Bam Bam Bigelow SIGN    Japan's Section Chief SIGN    Yamori-tei SIGN    Jerry Don SIGN    Kyoto Hoteison SIGN    Mrs. Osborne SIGN    Ao-momiji SIGN    Orange Victory SIGN    Homosapiens SIGN    Fuyu and Hikoki SIGN    Homosapiens [17:57] Shibagaki     We made it to the semifinals. [18:00] Shibagaki     Yeah! [18:03] Dobu     So, Yamamoto the manager seemed flustered? [18:07] Odokawa     Yeah. He wanted to know who     was trying to buy it for 900 million. [18:12] Dobu     He was heading to a warehouse     at the harbor, right? [18:14] Dobu     He's definitely connected to Yano, then. [18:17] Odokawa     Was the boss's classmate's     daughter in the dash cam data? [18:22] Dobu     I checked, but I don't know     which passenger she would be. [18:26] Dobu     And it's not like I can show the boss. [18:28] Odokawa     So, what are you going to do next? [18:31] Dobu     I'm gonna rob a bank. [18:36] Odokawa     What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. SIGN    Recording 1.wav [18:39] Odokawa     Apparently my friend is missing. [18:42] Dobu     I'm going to rob a bank. [18:45] Odokawa     Are you stupid? How, in this day and age? [18:48] Dobu     To be precise, I'm going to rob someone     who's at the bank to make a withdrawal. [18:52] Dobu     I want you to help me. [18:53] Odokawa     Is the risk-return worth it? [18:56] Odokawa     Nobody walks around with that much cash. [18:58] Dobu     It's worth the risk. After all,     he'll have one billion yen. [19:02] Odokawa     What do you mean? Explain. [19:05] Dobu     It takes a week or two to get     enough cash for a large withdrawal. [19:10] Dobu     They're supposed to contact me     when that happens. [19:13] Dobu     They'll let me know who's receiving     how much cash on what day at what time, [19:18] Dobu     because I've bribed a bank employee. [19:21] Odokawa     And then you're free to do     what you want with them? [19:23] Dobu     That's right. That's when     the real crime begins. [19:27] Odokawa     Where did the number one     billion yen come from? [19:29] Dobu     The bank in question exchanges     lottery tickets for money. [19:33] Dobu     Anyone who wins a large     amount has to go there. [19:36] Odokawa     Even so, nobody would withdraw     that much money in cash. [19:39] Dobu     But recently, someone has     appeared on the internet [19:42] Dobu     claiming to have won one billion yen. [19:44] Dobu     Yano's probably aware of him, too. [19:47] Dobu     Because I demanded one     billion from Yamamoto, [19:51] Dobu     Yano will go after that guy     for his one billion yen. [19:54] Dobu     I don't know if they'll threaten him, [19:56] Dobu     but they'll force him to withdraw the money. [20:00] Dobu     I'll be waiting for that opportunity. [20:02] Dobu     It's what you call fishing     in troubled waters. [20:04] Odokawa     Can you trust someone     who makes that claim online? [20:08] Dobu     If it's fake, that's fine. [20:11] Dobu     Somebody won one billion yen. [20:13] Dobu     Yano and his crew will find them. [20:15] Odokawa     How much is one billion yen in cash? [20:18] Odokawa     Can it be easily stolen? [20:20] Dobu     It weighs about 100 kilos.     Not impossible to carry. [20:23] Odokawa     I doubt the bank employees will help you. [20:26] Odokawa     Do you have other allies? [20:27] Dobu     Among the police, yeah. [20:29] Odokawa     Who? [20:30] Dobu     You've been asking some very thoughtful     and expository questions. [20:35] Dobu     Like you're trying to get me to commit     to answers for a third party to listen to. [20:40] Odokawa     I'm getting involved in a major crime here. [20:43] Odokawa     Of course I want to know the details. [20:44] Dobu     Who, huh? I'm sure you have some idea. [20:48] Odokawa     I don't. Who is it? [20:51] Dobu     Daimon. [20:53] Odokawa     Really? Which one? [20:55] Dobu     The older brother. SIGN    Recording 1.wav SIGN    End Recording [20:59] Dobu     Is Kakihana your missing friend? [21:03] Odokawa     Yeah. I'm worried about him. [21:04] Odokawa     I'm going to look for him     where I think I might find him. [21:07] Dobu     Be ready to go anytime.     Stay nimble and alert. [21:10] Dobu     We haven't found skull mask     or Kabasawa yet, either— [21:14] Odokawa     Don't treat me like your henchman. [21:19] Imai     Thank you. [21:20] Salaryman     You could definitely see half her chest! [21:23] Imai     Hello? [21:25] Imai     Well, if it isn't Odokawa-sama. [21:27] Odokawa     I'm coming to pick you up. Get off work. [21:30] Imai     What? Really? SIGN    To: Little Daimon SIGN    Subject: SIGN    Attachments: SIGN    Recording 1.wav SIGN    Message Sent SIGN    Your message has been sent. SIGN    Back SIGN    Eiji Kakihana     Calling [21:44] Odokawa     What is that monkey doing? SIGN    Kabukicho Ichiban-gai [21:53] Imai     What is it, Odokawa-sama? [21:55] Odokawa     When are you going to cash     your one billion yen? [21:57] Imai     Mystery Kiss' CD is going     on sale on Christmas. [22:00] Imai     I thought I'd time it with that. [22:02] Imai     I'm going to pre-order     300,000 this time. [22:04] Imai     When you think of it that way,     one billion doesn't seem like much. [22:07] Odokawa     Could you wait a little longer     to redeem your ticket? [22:10] Odokawa     Some gangsters are after your money. [22:13] Imai     Seriously?! That's super scary! [22:16] Odokawa     It's because you posted     about it online, you idiot. [22:18] Odokawa     I want you to change residences     and lay low for a while. [22:21] Odokawa     Also, is that picture of your     winning lottery ticket still online? [22:24] Imai     Huh? [22:25] Odokawa     Edit it and re-upload it. [22:28] Odokawa     Say you actually didn't win. [22:30] Odokawa     That you wanted to show off.     Pretend you're a pitiful idiot. [22:33] Imai     Will that work? [22:34] Odokawa     I don't know if this will     make you feel better, [22:36] Odokawa     but you do want to live a long life, right? [22:38] Imai     Yes. I can't die until Mystery Kiss     takes over the country. [22:42] Imai     Mystery Kiss has been     through a lot of hardship, [22:44] Imai     but their spring's finally on the horizon! [22:50] Imai     Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama? [22:54] Odokawa     What did you just say? [22:56] Imai     Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama? [22:59] Odokawa     Before that. [23:00] Imai     Mystery Kiss' CD is going     on sale on Christmas. [23:04] Imai     I thought I'd time it with that. [23:05] Imai     I'm going to pre-order     300,000 this time. [23:08] Imai     When you think of it that way,     one billion doesn't seem like much. [23:10] Odokawa     That's too far back. [23:11] Imai     What? I can't die until Mystery     Kiss takes over the country. [23:14] Odokawa     After that. [23:15] Imai     Their spring's finally on the horizon. [23:19] (Flashback) Kakihana     My spring's finally on the horizon, though. SIGN    Kakihana-san!!     Good luck at work [23:21] (Flashback) Kakihana     Well, read it and weep. [23:26] Odokawa     How could I forget about that?     Stupid, stupid, stupid! [23:31] Odokawa     She's a calico cat. SIGN    Next Time: The Hero's Melancholy [23:35] Kakihana     Good to see ya, Odokawa! [23:37] Kakihana     You gettin' enough to drink?     Is your glass empty? [23:40] Odokawa     What are you... [23:42] Odokawa     Hey, Kakihana. What's gotten into you? [23:44] Kakihana     All these painful memories     came flooding back... [23:47] Odokawa     You sound totally screwed. E9 - The Hero's Melancholy Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Hero's Melancholy [01:33] Koshiro     I listened to the recording. [01:34] Odokawa     Pretty conclusive evidence, isn't it? [01:36] Koshiro     Dobu only named my brother. SIGN    Little Daimon [01:38] Koshiro     Maybe he lied out of desperation. [01:40] Koshiro     All we know for sure is that Dobu is     planning to rob a bank. That's all. [01:45] Odokawa     Your love for your brother is beautiful. [01:47] Odokawa     But that's good enough for me. [01:49] Odokawa     I want to let Dobu keep going for now. [01:51] Koshiro     Where are you now, Odokawa? [01:53] Odokawa     My friend may have been kidnapped. [01:55] Odokawa     I'm going to rescue him. [01:57] Koshiro     Sounds like a case, Odokawa. [01:58] Odokawa     That's right. Evil is afoot. [02:00] Koshiro     That's unbelievably evil. And if evil is     afoot, then it's time for me to act. [02:03] Odokawa     You're going to help me? [02:04] Koshiro     Of course. Punishing evil is my job. [02:08] Koshiro     Where should I go? [02:09] Odokawa     Shibaura Wharf. [02:10] Koshiro     Outside my jurisdiction. [02:11] Odokawa     Don't come, then. [02:12] Koshiro     Wait. [02:12] Koshiro     I doubt you're aware, but there's this thing     called extra-jurisdictional authority. [02:16] Odokawa     You're welcome to help as Little     Daimon the private citizen, [02:20] Odokawa     but for now, I don't need     help from the cops. [02:22] Koshiro     That's incredibly insulting. [02:24] Odokawa     I'm doing this to exterminate evil. [02:26] Koshiro     If you don't tear it out by the     roots, it just comes back. SIGN    Little Daimon [02:28] Odokawa     That's right. You're quick on the uptake. [02:31] Odokawa     I'm trying to get rid of     them all in one fell swoop, [02:33] Odokawa     so I need the cops to wait a little longer. [02:35] Koshiro     Damn it. [02:36] Koshiro     It's frustrating, but if the alternative     is being overrun by evil, [02:39] Koshiro     then I'll have to turn a blind eye to it. [02:40] Odokawa     Where the hell did you learn those words? [02:42] Odokawa     I'm in a hurry. I'll talk to you later. SIGN    #dobu #taichikabasawa #judgment #amazingepisode SIGN     Video of shooting at     Shinjuku cabaret club acquired! SIGN    2,450,000 views – 1 week ago SIGN    Share Download Save SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa SIGN    2,100,000 subscribers SIGN    Subscribe SIGN    Posted 11/01/2021 SIGN    Dobu sightings and fan letters ↓ kbsw_t@jmail.com Official Kabasawa Zwitter ↓ SIGN    Subject: SIGN    1 hour from now, Dobu will show up at Shibaura Wharf. Be a real hero. [03:14] Reina     You haven't uploaded any videos recently. [03:17] Reina     You should catch Dobu soon     and become a real hero. [03:21] Reina     You know you've been     getting more haters recently? [03:25] Reina     They're saying you're not a hero. [03:27] Reina     That you're just an approval-hungry monster. [03:30] Reina     That you're scared of Dobu. [03:32] Reina     That you brainwashed them into making     offerings, but they've come to their senses. [03:35] Reina     That once you peel back your pretense     of divinity, you're just an ordinary guy. [03:39] Reina     That you're just a one-hit wonder. [03:41] Reina     That you're sleeping with      your female followers... [03:43] Reina     Oh, I guess that last one is true. [03:45] Reina     It frustrates me, y'know? [03:47] Reina     I can't just tell them     Kabasawa-sama is the real deal. [03:51] Reina     Looking at you lately,     I realize that you really are— [03:54] Kabasawa     Shut up. [03:55] Kabasawa     You don't know me! [03:57] Kabasawa     Society made all this fuss about me! [03:59] Kabasawa     They thrust this attention     on me, put me in the line of fire! [04:01] Kabasawa     I didn't ask to be deified! [04:02] Kabasawa     You don't know the kind     of pressure I'm under! [04:06] Kabasawa     I'm so scared, I don't know what to do! [04:08] Kabasawa     This is who your god is! [04:10] Kabasawa     This is who your hero is! [04:12] Kabasawa     Leave, bitch! SIGN    11/7 Sunday SIGN    1 hour from now... SIGN    1 hour from now, Dobu will show up at Shibaura Wharf. Be a real hero. [04:45] Dobu     You're treating me like your bodyguard? [04:47] Dobu     You've really made it, haven't you, Odokawa? [04:49] Odokawa     Still acting like my superior, I see. [04:51] Dobu     That's right. Sorry. [04:53] Dobu     Our goals are different, [04:55] Dobu     but we're partners on the same level,     who are temporarily working together. [04:59] Dobu     So, where's Kakihana? [05:01] Odokawa     Shibaura Wharf. [05:03] Dobu     Hold on. Isn't that— [05:06] Odokawa     The girl Kakihana met through a dating site [05:09] Odokawa     and the girl who was with     Yamamoto are the same person. [05:12] Odokawa     Kakihana went missing at the same time     Yamamoto and his girl headed to the wharf. [05:17] Odokawa     They're probably running a badger game. [05:20] Dobu     That would make it Yano's job. [05:23] Dobu     I can't do anything about that. [05:25] Odokawa     I don't care about the decorum     of your criminal activities. [05:28] Odokawa     I only care about rescuing Kakihana. [05:30] Dobu     This is gonna be a pain in the ass. [05:32] Odokawa     Isn't Yano your junior? [05:34] Odokawa     You're the one obsessed with hierarchies     and pledges made over sake cups. [05:37] Odokawa     You should be able to     resolve this by talking— [05:39] Dobu     That doesn't work with Yano. [05:42] Dobu     There's an unspoken rule that we don't     interfere with each other's business. [05:45] Dobu     I may not get along with Yano, [05:48] Dobu     but we're both trying     to make money for the boss. [05:52] Odokawa     If I can't save Kakihana,     I'm not helping you rob a bank. [05:57] Odokawa     Wouldn't that mean Yano     is interfering with your job? [06:00] Dobu     You think you're so witty, don't you? [06:13] Dobu     Get down! [06:15] Dobu     Shit, it grazed me. [06:24] Dobu     Park us somewhere. I'm taking back my gun. [06:26] Odokawa     No way. He's trying to kill me. [06:29] Dobu     I thought you didn't care if you died. [06:31] Odokawa     No, no, no. I don't like pain. [06:34] Odokawa     He's terrifying. What's his problem? [06:35] Odokawa     Are we still in Japan? [07:00] Dobu     Ow... [07:02] Odokawa     Let's run for it. [07:16] Odokawa     Looks like we lost him. [07:17] Dobu     Why did you run? [07:19] Dobu     That was a one-in-a-million chance. [07:22] Odokawa     I can't let you or I die right now. [07:31] Kakihana     Excuse me. [07:32] Kakihana     Um, excuse me. [07:34] Sekiguchi     Huh? Again? [07:37] Sekiguchi     You got a tiny bladder, or what? Jeez. [07:40] Sekiguchi     This is just like the problem     of keeping death row inmates [07:43] Sekiguchi     who aren't assigned     to penal labor incarcerated. [07:46] Sekiguchi     You gotta take care of 'em. [07:57] Sekiguchi     I'm leaving, so you'd better get it all out. [08:01] Sekiguchi     I'll come back to check     on you in about three days. [08:08] Dobu     Why are you scared of water? [08:10] Odokawa     Who knows? Maybe     I drowned in a previous life. [08:14] Dobu     Well, phobias don't always have a reason. [08:19] Sekiguchi     I'm sure Yano-san will find a way     to turn your life into money. [08:23] Sekiguchi     A way to use— [08:27] Dobu     Here we go. [08:38] Sekiguchi     Well, if it isn't Dobu-san. [08:39] Sekiguchi     What do you think you're doing? [08:40] Dobu     Sorry, Sekiguchi. [08:42] Dobu     I'm here to rescue a kidnapping victim. [08:45] Sekiguchi     What did Yano-san have to say about this? [08:48] Dobu     I haven't talked to Yano. [08:50] Sekiguchi     Then please leave. [08:52] Dobu     It's cold out here. At least let me inside. [08:55] Sekiguchi     Who is he? [08:56] Dobu     A taxi driver. [08:58] Sekiguchi     You made a man with     an honest job your underling? [09:01] Sekiguchi     You've fallen far, Dobu. [09:02] Dobu     And you're out runnin' badger games,     so I could say the same of you. [09:07] Dobu     Hey, taxi driver. I'm gonna     chuck this guy into the sea. [09:10] Dobu     Take Kakihana and get outta      here in the meantime. [09:54] Kakihana     Odokawa... [09:57] Odokawa     Sorry to keep you waiting. [10:05] Kakihana     What are they doing? [10:08] Odokawa     They're idiots. [10:10] Odokawa     They're idiots, so they don't know how     to express their feelings. [10:13] Odokawa     They use duty and human nature     as an excuse for violence. [10:18] Odokawa     I guess it's what you'd expect     from living creatures. [10:34] Kakihana     I get to go home? [10:37] Odokawa     Yeah, let's go home. You must've been cold. [10:50] Sekiguchi     Wait a minute, Dobu-san.     I let Kakihana escape. [10:53] Sekiguchi     If you beat me, then I won't     be able to face Yano-san. [10:58] Dobu     Not my problem. [10:59] Dobu     It's your fault that you couldn't beat me. [11:01] Dobu     Why don't you take this opportunity to quit      doing low-tier jobs like badger games? [11:07] Kakihana     Odokawa, I don't know what to say. [11:11] Kakihana     I'm so pathetic. [11:24] Dobu     Damn it! Skull mask... [11:27] Dobu     I thought you were an amateur. [11:29] Dobu     Huh? [11:38] Odokawa     Remember how we went to Hakone     for off-campus education in high school? [11:43] Kakihana     Yeah, we sure did. [11:44] Odokawa     You bought a yosegi puzzle box     as a souvenir, remember? [11:48] Kakihana     Yeah, I did. [11:49] Odokawa     One with 36 steps. [11:52] Kakihana     Is that right? I'm surprised you remember. [11:55] Odokawa     You kept it in your bag for a while. [11:58] Odokawa     You'd perform all 36 steps and     open the thing, like a showoff. [12:00] Kakihana     I feel like I remember that... [12:03] Odokawa     Do you remember what happened to that box? [12:06] Kakihana     What happened? [12:07] Odokawa     You put your family's stamp inside it [12:08] Odokawa     and left it on top of the shoe     cupboard in your entryway. [12:12] Odokawa     When a delivery arrived, your mom tried     to open it through trial-and-error. [12:16] Odokawa     The deliveryman watched her the entire time. [12:20] Odokawa     Ultimately, she smashed it open     and got the stamp out, like an otter. [12:26] Odokawa     You got in a lot of trouble later. [12:28] Kakihana     Yeah, that's what happened. What about it? [12:30] Kakihana     What are you trying to say, here? [12:32] Odokawa     You've been pathetic ever since then. [12:46] Kabasawa     I did it. I finally did it, everyone. [12:49] Kabasawa     I got Dobu. Me! [12:51] Kabasawa     Hey, Dobu! [12:52] Kabasawa     I'm Kabasawa. Give it up, you punk! [12:54] Kabasawa     Apologize, you bastard! [12:55] Kabasawa     Apologize to everyone in the world. [12:58] Kabasawa     Hey, haters. And you shitheads who did     nothing but heckle me from safety. [13:02] Kabasawa     You all talked a lotta shit about me. [13:03] Kabasawa     Well, who's the punk now? [13:05] Kabasawa     In the end, I got Dobu all by myself! [13:07] Kabasawa     I'm the only charismatic leader you need! [13:09] Kabasawa     You're all my slaves! [13:13] Kabasawa     Huh? [13:15] Dobu     You have a gun? [13:26] Dobu     Do you have a gun? [13:31] Dobu     All right. Then let's     hear what you have to say. [13:34] Dobu     Or would you rather duke it out? [13:36] Kabasawa     I s-surrender! [13:38] Dobu     What? [13:39] Kabasawa     As you can see, I can't beat you in a fight. [13:43] Dobu     Is that the extent of your sense of justice? [13:46] Dobu     You vowed to catch me,     when your resolve was this weak? [13:52] Dobu     You never had any sense of justice     or resolve to begin with. [13:55] Dobu     Why don't you try reflecting on      the principles that drove you to act? [13:59] Kabasawa     I wanted attention. [14:01] Dobu     You got it. Now, why not dig a little deeper? [14:05] Dobu     Why did you want attention? [14:08] Kabasawa     I don't know. [14:10] Dobu     It's because you wanted approval     from others, yeah? [14:12] Dobu     And why did you want approval from others? [14:15] Dobu     Because you have no self-esteem. [14:17] Dobu     Because you have no confidence,     you can't approve of yourself. [14:21] Dobu     But despite that, you're more     narcissistic than anyone. [14:23] Kabasawa     No! I'm not a narcissist. [14:26] Kabasawa     I hated who I was before I had attention. [14:28] Kabasawa     That said, receiving attention didn't     magically make me like myself. [14:33] Kabasawa     But it felt so good, so I kept escalating. [14:36] Kabasawa     Now I'm so scared, I don't know what to do. [14:39] Kabasawa     I regret it. I've always hated myself. [14:41] Kabasawa     I despise who I am. [14:43] Kabasawa     I've always wanted to disappear.     I've always wanted to die. [14:47] Dobu     I'm saying your extreme rejection of      and hatred for yourself is narcissism. [14:54] Dobu     Normal people aren't that      interested in themselves. [14:57] Kabasawa     What should I do, then? [15:00] Dobu     Find a mentor you trust, not an     unspecified large number of people. [15:03] Dobu     One you can respect. [15:06] Dobu     If you've got a baseline to measure     yourself from, you won't waver. [15:08] Dobu     If that's too difficult,     then approve of yourself. [15:10] Dobu     In any case, you need     to learn to accept yourself. [15:14] Kabasawa     I understand! [15:15] Kabasawa     I appreciate your words,     Dobu-san. I hear you. [15:19] Kabasawa     From now on, I, Taichi Kabasawa,     shall return to university, [15:22] Kabasawa     resume looking for a job,     and live my life one day at a time! [15:27] Kabasawa     Because of you, my eyes have been opened. [15:29] Kabasawa     Thank you! [15:30] Kabasawa     Excuse me! [15:31] Dobu     Hey, wait. I'm not running     a self-improvement seminar here. [15:36] Dobu     As you know, I don't make an honest living. [15:39] Dobu     I need you to compensate me     for all the harm you've caused me. [15:44] Kabasawa     Please don't kill me. [15:45] Dobu     And what can you give me, if not your life? [15:48] Kabasawa     U-Um, I bought an a-apartment.     You can have that. [15:52] Kabasawa     A-And a car. I drove it here today. [15:54] Kabasawa     I have some money left, too. [15:57] Kabasawa     Please... Please forgive me. [16:00] Dobu     Well, that's the wisest choice. [16:03] Dobu     You did make that money off me. [16:05] Kabasawa     So... Will you forgive me? [16:09] Dobu     Yeah. [16:09] Kabasawa     I'm not going to die? [16:11] Kabasawa     You're a good person, Dobu-san— [16:13] Dobu     One more thing. SIGN    Goriki Clinic [16:19] Odokawa     He's such an idiot. [16:22] Goriki     His mind and body are      in a pretty weakened state. [16:25] Goriki     He'll have to stay here for a while. [16:27] Odokawa     He doesn't have any money. [16:29] Goriki     I'll give him a discount. [16:31] Goriki     Hey, Odokawa. What are you doing? [16:36] Goriki     Didn't you go with Dobu to save Kakihana? [16:39] Odokawa     I'm going to take down Dobu. [16:41] Odokawa     I'll use whatever I can, and ultimately,     I'll take out his whole organization. [16:46] Goriki     You're just a taxi driver.     Why do you need to do that? [16:49] Goriki     Don't do anything dangerous. [16:51] Goriki     Are you avenging Shirakawa-san? [16:53] Goriki     She's a good girl at heart. [16:56] Goriki     Dobu got his claws in her     before she knew any better. [16:58] Goriki     He used her. She's a victim. [17:01] Goriki     But in some ways, she brought it on herself. [17:03] Goriki     She may have been controlled by fear, [17:06] Goriki     but it was her weakness that     made her follow Dobu's instructions. [17:09] Goriki     She must've had plenty     of chances to leave him. [17:12] Goriki     Shirakawa-san threw those chances away. [17:15] Odokawa     She didn't bring it on herself. [17:17] Odokawa     Aren't you a doctor? Have you     heard of Stockholm Syndrome? [17:21] Goriki     It's when kidnapping victims develop     affection for their kidnappers, right? [17:27] Odokawa     Following Dobu's instructions     was her strategy for survival. [17:32] Odokawa     She felt that cornered. [17:34] Odokawa     She was controlled by violence and threats. [17:37] Odokawa     It was an unfair situation. [17:38] Goriki     But that's no reason for you     to cross this dangerous bridge. [17:43] Goriki     Do you love Shirakawa-san that much? SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa-san has uploaded a video. SIGN    [Shutting Down] Taichi Kabasawa Defeated [Surrender] [17:54] Kabasawa     To everyone watching the     Kabasawa channel, as of this day, [17:57] Kabasawa     I, Taichi Kabasawa, have decided to stop     uploading videos and holding online salons. [18:05] Kabasawa     All Kabasawa accounts will be     erased in a few days. [18:10] Kabasawa     I am not a hero, nor champion of justice. [18:15] Kabasawa     I apologize for ultimately     deceiving all of you. [18:20] Kabasawa     Dobu—Dobu-san has nothing to do     with this, so don't get the wrong idea. [18:27] Kabasawa     I simply lost to myself. [18:29] Kabasawa     So I ask that the rest of you     leave Dobu-san alone, also. [18:34] Kabasawa     Also, um, I'm not offering refunds     for the online salon. [18:41] Kabasawa     I appreciate your understanding. [18:46] Odokawa     He's a tough guy. [18:48] Odokawa     Both Sekiguchi and Kabasawa lost to him. [18:53] Dobu     Did you post it? [18:54] Kabasawa     Yes. It's done. [19:01] Dobu     What? [19:02] Kabasawa     Nothing. I'm just grateful that     I made it through this unscathed. [19:08] Kabasawa     I'm sorry. [19:09] Dobu     Well, I'll be taking your car. [19:16] Man A     Hey, you'll fall if you     don't quit messing around. [19:18] Kanon     I'll be fine. [20:01] Landlord     Odokawa-kun, are you home? [20:04] Goriki     His car's not here. I don't think he's home. [20:07] Landlord     Really? Well, that's a problem. [20:10] Landlord     Oh, I'm the landlord here. [20:13] Landlord     Who are you? [20:15] Goriki     I hadn't introduced myself yet.     I'm Odokawa's friend, Goriki. [20:21] Goriki     What's the problem? Did something happen? [20:24] Landlord     Oh, all sorts of things lately. [20:25] Landlord     First the police showed up,     then his window was broken. [20:30] Landlord     Odokawa-kun said he was going to move     because he didn't want to cause trouble. [20:35] Goriki     How is that a problem? [20:38] Landlord     It's a huge problem. [20:39] Landlord     I'm Odokawa-kun's guardian, [20:41] Landlord     and I've already received enough rent     for him to live here for life. [20:45] Goriki     From the foundation? [20:47] Landlord     That's right. [20:47] Landlord     But since Odokawa-kun started working,     he's been paying more than his rent. [20:52] Landlord     He told me to return the money     to the foundation's representative. [20:55] Goriki     How long has Odokawa been living here? [20:59] Landlord     Since fifth grade. [21:00] Goriki     Alone? He's been living off     the foundation's money? [21:05] Landlord     Yes. Sometimes he'd eat at my place, [21:08] Landlord     but for the most part, he'd refuse. [21:10] Landlord     He said he didn't want to trouble me. [21:12] Landlord     I helped him with any necessary business     at school and the public office. [21:15] Landlord     I just felt so bad for him. [21:17] Goriki     Could you tell me the name of that     representative or the foundation itself? [21:22] Landlord     I don't know if I can. [21:24] Landlord     Their condition is that in exchange     for not seeking any profit or tax benefits, [21:28] Landlord     our identities are kept secret. [21:31] Goriki     But you deposit the money you get     from Odokawa, right? [21:35] Landlord     Of course I do. [21:36] Landlord     You think I'd steal it? How dreadful. [21:39] Goriki     That's not what I meant. [21:42] Landlord     If Odokawa-kun is moving, [21:44] Landlord     then I intend to return the money     I've been holding onto. [21:48] Goriki     Do you know where Odokawa lived     before coming here? [21:52] Landlord     I think it was Shiroku in Chichibu. [21:56] Goriki     Shiroku in Chichibu. [21:58] Goriki     Anyway, he lived alone? [22:00] Goriki     Was living at an orphanage     or with family not an option? [22:04] Landlady     It's what Odokawa-kun wanted. [22:07] Goriki     I guess so. His parents     might return someday. [22:12] Landlady     What are you talking about? [22:14] Landlady     Are you really his friend? [22:16] Goriki     I heard Odokawa's parents are missing. [22:20] Landlady     Odokawa-kun told you that? [22:22] Goriki     It's what I was told. [22:23] Landlady     Maybe that's what he believes... [22:25] Goriki     They're not missing? [22:28] Landlady     They're dead. Both of them. SIGN    Next Time: We Have No Tomorrow [23:35] Shirakawa     Capoeira. [23:36] Odokawa     Uh, okay? [23:37] Shirakawa     You said before that you didn't know      how people pick up capoeira. [23:40] Odokawa     Oh, yeah. Did I? [23:42] Shirakawa     Do you want me to hit you     with a cabeçada into an aú batido? [23:45] Odokawa     Sorry, sorry. I don't know what those     techniques are, but they sound scary. E10 - We Have No Tomorrow Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    We Have No Tomorrow [01:02] Manager     Entry number 2414, Omi Beef. SIGN    N-1 Grand Prix [01:08] Manager     Final group. [01:10] Manager     Entry number... [01:13] Manager     2425, Bonnou Illumination. [01:16] Fukumoto     Yeah! [01:17] Kondo     All right. [01:19] Manager     That's all. If your name was called... [01:27] Baba     Well, I've got something after this. [01:33] Nagashima     You didn't make it. [01:35] Shibagaki     Hey. Nagashima, right? You came to watch? [01:38] Nagashima     Why didn't you do the joke     about the café hideaway? [01:41] Shibagaki     If I were a musician, I wouldn't put     my hit songs on my "best of" albums. [01:45] Nagashima     That's why you haven't succeeded. [01:46] Nagashima     Even if it's not what you want, [01:48] Nagashima     you have to be someone that has     "best of" albums with hits. [01:50] Shibagaki     We didn't get enough time     to go over our material, either. [01:52] Nagashima     I thought you guys might make it     since Baba-san's getting popular. [01:55] Nagashima     Despite that, Bonnou Illumination      took that category. [01:58] Shibagaki     Not only are you up in my personal space, [01:59] Shibagaki     but you're also trying to burn me. [02:01] Shibagaki     What are you, a smoking area in Shin-Osaka? [02:05] Shibagaki     The population density of smoking     areas in Shin-Osaka is brutal. [02:08] Shibagaki     You gotta watch out for all     the lit cigarettes everywhere. [02:10] Shibagaki     Don't make me explain the joke. It's embarrassing. [02:11] Nagashima     You should team up with me. [02:12] Shibagaki     What? [02:13] Nagashima     You're splitting up this year     if you don't make it, right? [02:16] Nagashima     I promise we'll make it big together. [02:18] Nagashima     I can even write jokes. [02:19] Nagashima     You used a ton of my letters     on your radio show, right? [02:21] Nagashima     I can draw out your best qualities. [02:23] Nagashima     I can show you the view     from the top, Shibagaki-san. [02:25] Shibagaki     If I team up with a high school student now, [02:28] Shibagaki     people will say I've finally lost my mind. [02:30] Nagashima     What are you going do     after you split up, then? [02:32] Nagashima     Think you can make it alone? [02:33] Shibagaki     Jeez, you're obnoxious! [02:34] Nagashima     How obnoxious? [02:35] Shibagaki     As loud and annoying     as a convenience store ATM. [02:38] Shibagaki     You know, that shrill piercing sound     they make after you withdraw money... [02:41] Nagashima     That's not that funny. [02:42] Shibagaki     Because you didn't draw      out my best qualities. [02:45] Nagashima     If you're splitting up, team up with me. [02:47] Shibagaki     There's still the losers' bracket. [02:49] Nagashima     You're not giving up? [02:50] Shibagaki     Of course not. [02:51] Shibagaki     Anyway, if you wanna be an entertainer, [02:53] Shibagaki     find someone your own age. [02:54] Shibagaki     Don't try to ride my flimsy-ass coattails. [02:58] Nagashima     When I saw you perform your jokes today, [03:00] Nagashima     I felt like Baba-san has lost his     motivation for manzai comedy. [03:02] Nagashima     So you should try again with me. [03:10] Yano     Got interesting news from our      unlicensed doc, y'know the guy? [03:14] Yano     I hear Dobu-san showed up      in a fancy new ride. [03:16] Yano     Shot in the femoral region,     right in the thigh. [03:18] Yano     Seems like the culprit's     the one who stole his gun. [03:20] Yano     If the boss finds out, Dobu better run. [03:22] Yano     Either way, his points are      goin' down one-by-one. [03:24] Yano     After this, all his business will be mine. [03:26] Yano     We used to be brothers in arms,      fates entwined. [03:28] Yano     Two flowers blossoming     for the boss, both aligned. [03:30] Yano     He taught me to use people      and money, rinse and repeat. [03:32] Yano     Showed compassion to a country     kid raised on the streets. [03:35] Yano     But I gotta say, this development      is pretty sweet. [03:37] Yano     A decade my senior, he had      my respect, my affection. [03:38] Yano     But now he's gone soft,     a sugar-coated confection. [03:41] Yano     What is Dobu-san worth now? Upon inspection... [03:43] Yano     He lacks punch, like these candy     drops, to make a connection. [03:45] Yano     I'm looking for peppermint,     but all I find is sweet. [03:49] Yano     I'm ready for a big explosion     to knock me off my feet. [03:51] Yano     I'm bored. Light me on fire,     put me in the hot seat. [03:53] Yano     Sekiguchi, your lack of experience      led to defeat. You were sloppy. [03:56] Yano     So, deliver this declaration of war for me. [03:58] Yano     It'll be a scramble for that     one billion yen spot. [04:00] Yano     Meanwhile, the loser will get     to watch his criminal career drop. [04:06] Sekiguchi     Understood. I'll pass on the message. [04:08] Sekiguchi     Yano-san, did you take a look     at that Nikaido fan account? SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account [04:14] Imai     "The photo of the jackpot-winning ticket     I posted before was actually edited. [04:16] Imai     I lied to get a response from Rui-chan. [04:22] Imai     I'm such an idiot. [04:24] Imai     I'll continue running this     as a Rui Nikaido fan account. [04:27] Imai     Sorry for all the trouble I caused." [04:29] Yano     Okay, no problem. The one billion     yen is definitely with Imai. [04:32] Yano     I've seen these digital black     and white shadows online. [04:35] Yano     It's a very famous amateur mistake,     does he think he's sly? [04:37] Yano     Look into his past, dig up what you can. [04:40] Yano     And figure out where we can find the man. [04:42] Sekiguchi     Understood. I'll get everyone on it. [04:47] Yamamoto     Sorry for calling you so often, Odokawa-san. [04:51] Yamamoto     The guy offering to pay 900 million     for your dash cam data is a yakuza. [04:56] Yamamoto     Accepting money from him would     mean problems for you later. [04:59] Yamamoto     Why don't you let us handle it? [05:01] Yamamoto     We're prepared to compensate     you appropriately, [05:03] Yamamoto     and we can guarantee     your safety, Odokawa-san. [05:06] Yamamoto     I'm telling you this for your sake. [05:08] Yamamoto     Things are going great for     Mystery Kiss right now. [05:12] Yamamoto     I came prepared today. [05:14] Yamamoto     I'm willing to use force if necessary. [05:17] Odokawa     You're starting to show your true colors. [05:19] Yamamoto     Just kidding. I obviously wouldn't do that. [05:22] Yamamoto     I came to talk. [05:24] Odokawa     Is Mystery Kiss that important to you? [05:26] Yamamoto     Of course they are. Don't you know? [05:28] Yamamoto     This isn't about money     anymore. It's our dream. [05:31] Odokawa     I see. [05:32] Odokawa     That's too bad. I was rooting for you. [05:36] Yamamoto     What's too bad? [05:38] Odokawa     That Ichimura had to run badger games. [05:42] Yamamoto     Odokawa-san? [05:44] Odokawa     Kakihana is my friend. [05:47] Odokawa     Of course, he's a hopeless     idiot. It was his fault. [05:51] Odokawa     But he paid for his mistake already. [05:54] Odokawa     How about you, then?     Have you gotten what you deserve yet? [06:01] Yamamoto     I understand, Odokawa-san. [06:03] Yamamoto     Allow me to explain. [06:06] Odokawa     Oh? Explain what? [06:08] Yamamoto     Our side of the story. [06:10] Yamamoto     Naturally, we'll apologize     to Kakihana-san as well. [06:14] Yamamoto     Oh, could you turn left here? [06:17] Yamamoto     Odokawa-san, how do you want to handle this? [06:19] Odokawa     I'm not interested in exposing you     to the public or anything. [06:23] Yamamoto     I appreciate that. Next right. [06:30] Odokawa     I won't tell anyone about your evil doings. [06:34] Odokawa     Once this is all over, I'll even     give you my dash cam data. [06:37] Yamamoto     In other words? [06:39] Odokawa     Why don't you side with me? [06:41] Odokawa     Betray whoever you're working for. [06:50] Yamamoto     Park the car here. [06:59] Yamamoto     What do you mean, betray? [07:01] Odokawa     You're after the one billion yen. [07:04] Odokawa     I'm protecting it. [07:06] Odokawa     On top of that, I'm going to take down [07:09] Odokawa     both whoever's behind you     and the guy behind me. [07:16] Yamamoto     I see. [07:18] Yamamoto     I've considered the situation     as calmly as I can. [07:21] Yamamoto     What we have to gain, what we have to lose... [07:24] Yamamoto     The power balance between us. [07:27] Yamamoto     No matter how I look at it,     I don't see how... [07:31] Yamamoto     a single taxi driver can beat us. [07:38] Yamamoto     This isn't a game! [07:42] Yamamoto     I'll kill you and take everything! [07:57] Shirakawa     Come on out! [08:00] Yamamoto     What the hell? [08:09] Yamamoto     You can't be serious. [08:24] Shirakawa     Next, you'll get a martelo to the face. [08:32] Odokawa     Capoeira's actually pretty strong. [08:34] Shirakawa     That's right. You thought it was     a type of dance, didn't you? [08:37] Odokawa     Why'd you even start doing     it in the first place? [08:40] Odokawa     It's in my top three things that I don't     understand how people get into. [08:43] Shirakawa     What are the other two? [08:44] Odokawa     Hammer throw and stimulants. [08:45] Shirakawa     You need to apologize to everyone     and everything, starting with Brazil. [08:49] Yamamoto     Excuse me... [08:51] Yamamoto     Do you think you could forgive me? [08:54] Yamamoto     Both for this, and everything until now. [08:58] Odokawa     That's what I've seen saying from the start. [09:00] Odokawa     I even told you my condition. [09:02] Yamamoto     To betray Yano? [09:04] Odokawa     That's right. [09:06] Yamamoto     And if I do, Mystery Kiss will be protected? [09:10] Odokawa     If things go well. [09:11] Odokawa     I'm sure she doesn't want     to run badger games. [09:14] Yamamoto     What exactly should I do? [09:16] Odokawa     Allow yourselves to be caught by the police     while you're stealing the one billion yen. [09:20] Odokawa     That's it. It's easy. [09:23] Yamamoto     Won't I be arrested then, too? [09:26] Odokawa     Maybe. Tell them you were threatened. [09:29] Odokawa     I mean, aren't you actually     being threatened? [09:31] Yamamoto     It's kind of a problem for me if they     ask why I was being threatened. [09:34] Odokawa     They've got dirt on you? [09:36] Odokawa     Whatever. [09:38] Odokawa     If you won't help me, I'm turning     you in to the police now. [09:41] Odokawa     For robbing a taxi, running badger games,     abduction, and confinement... [09:45] Yamamoto     Fine. [09:47] Yamamoto     It's the only way to protect Mystery Kiss. [09:55] Odokawa     I'll be in touch. [09:57] Yamamoto     Got it. I'll contact you     once our plans are made. [10:08] Shirakawa     Dr. Goriki told me what you're doing. [10:10] Shirakawa     You shouldn't do anything dangerous. [10:12] Odokawa     I'm already involved.     I don't have a choice now. [10:15] Shirakawa     Are you working with Dobu-san? [10:18] Odokawa     Yes. [10:20] Odokawa     Lately I've been thinking that Dobu     might not be such a bad guy, after all. [10:25] Shirakawa     Yeah. He operates based     on his brand of justice. [10:30] Odokawa     But then I thought this must be     some kind of brainwashing. [10:35] Odokawa     You still haven't been freed from yours. [10:39] Shirakawa     It's true that he's done     a lot of bad things, [10:42] Shirakawa     but his dedication to his boss never wavers. [10:44] Shirakawa     Dobu-san's been brainwashed, too. [10:47] Odokawa     Nope, I decided. I just decided. [10:49] Odokawa     I'm going to punish him after all. [10:50] Shirakawa     Where did that come from? [10:51] Odokawa     It's your fault for defending Dobu. [10:53] Shirakawa     I wasn't defending him! [10:54] Shirakawa     But in the real world, good isn't always     rewarded, and evil isn't always punished— [10:56] Odokawa     Shut up. I told you to stay away from me. [10:58] Shirakawa     If I didn't get involved, you'd     be dead by now, Odokawa! [11:01] Odokawa     It's none of your business. [11:03] Odokawa     And why'd you call me Odokawa? [11:04] Shirakawa     I forgot to call you "Odokawa-san"     because there's too much I want to say! [11:07] Odokawa     It's not like we're texting.     How is that possible? [11:09] Shirakawa     That aside, what do you mean,     it's none of my business?! [11:11] Shirakawa     I saved your life! [11:13] Odokawa     You didn't have to break my window. [11:15] Odokawa     This is the second time in a short period. [11:22] Shirakawa     What is it? [11:23] Odokawa     For unrelated reasons, a guy armed     with a gun is trying to kill me right now. [11:27] Shirakawa     When did your life suddenly     become so hard-boiled? [11:32] Odokawa     Anyway, he's able to determine my     location to an unnatural degree. [11:37] Shirakawa     You mean he planted a GPS on you? [11:39] Odokawa     That's right. [11:40] Odokawa     After my car window was broken,     someone fired a shot into my house. [11:45] Odokawa     It's an unnaturally plain way     to harass someone, don't you think? [11:48] Odokawa     The culprit probably suddenly     found me around the city [11:51] Odokawa     and hid a phone in my car     as a temporary measure. [11:54] Odokawa     But a phone would run     out of battery eventually. [11:57] Odokawa     So they found my home, broke     my car window, retrieved their phone, [12:01] Odokawa     and then replaced it     with a battery-less GPS. [12:06] Odokawa     See? [12:08] Shirakawa     They're still trying to kill you, though. [12:12] Odokawa     I'm going to find a way     to use this against them. SIGN    Equator Sauna SIGN    Eiji Kakihana SIGN    Heading to the sauna. Wanna come? SIGN    Wish I could, but I'm working tonight. SIGN    Good for you, working two jobs. We can go once you've paid off your debt. SIGN    That'll be years from now! [12:35] Kuroda     Was it cold outside? [12:39] Odokawa     It's pretty cold. [12:40] Kuroda     Well, it is already December. [12:43] Kuroda     Sudden changes in body temperature     can be really dangerous. Be careful. [12:47] Kuroda     It's called heat shock. [12:50] Kuroda     Anyway, it's strange. [12:53] Odokawa     What is? [12:54] Kuroda     This place is always empty, isn't it? [12:56] Odokawa     Because you're here. [12:57] Odokawa     Tough guy with his tattoos out     for everyone to see. [13:00] Kuroda     That was eye-opening.     Impressive as always, Odokawa. [13:03] Odokawa     Wait. How do you know my name? [13:06] Kuroda     Because people thought you     were the kidnapper [13:08] Kuroda     in the missing Nerima high school girl case. [13:10] Odokawa     Is he a cop? No, there's no way. [13:15] Kuroda     I'm sorry I suspected you, taxi driver. [13:18] Odokawa     I would never do that. [13:20] Kuroda     I still think there's a 5% chance     you did it, though. [13:26] Kuroda     Odokawa, do you not want money? [13:29] Odokawa     Thankfully, I don't have money problems. [13:32] Odokawa     Actually, I do have one problem. [13:34] Odokawa     I don't want more than befits my stature. [13:37] Odokawa     All I want is to be able to repay the people [13:39] Odokawa     who helped me, little by little,     to the best of my own ability. [13:44] Kuroda     I see. I'm glad to hear that. [13:59] Sekiguchi     Yano-san, we've found Imai. SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account SIGN    I've got nothing to do, so I've been watching Mystery Kiss' concerts. [14:04] Sekiguchi     He tweeted this on November     15th after moving. [14:08] Sekiguchi     If you raise the volume,     you can faintly hear [14:10] Sekiguchi     the departure melody     of a train in the background. [14:12] Sekiguchi     In Tokyo, the stations that use this melody [14:14] Sekiguchi     are Komagome Station and Musashi-Koganei     Station on the Yamanote Line. [14:18] Sekiguchi     He also responded to a tweet from     someone who seems to be his friend. SIGN    Taro Matsu     @matsutaro_123 2 days ago     Seriously? This Christmas Mystery Kiss     concert is first come, first served?           Imai@Nikaido fan account     Replying to @matsutaro_123      It takes 50 minutes to get there     from my place so I'm leaving at noon lol [14:22] Sekiguchi     Mystery Kiss is performing a concert     at the civic center on Christmas. [14:26] Sekiguchi     Since it takes him 50 minutes to get there,     he must be at Musashi-Koganei Station. [14:30] Sekiguchi     Returning to the tweet     he made the day he moved, [14:33] Sekiguchi     we looked for rental properties     with similar wallpaper SIGN    Finished moving. Unpacking is gonna suck. But I put up my Rui-tan poster first thing. [14:35] Sekiguchi     within hearing distance of the     Musashi-Koganei Station departure melody. [14:39] Sekiguchi     This "Rinky-Dink Koganei" apartment     building fits the criteria. SIGN    Rinky-Dink Koganei #201 [14:43] Sekiguchi     Based on the scenery visible from his window     and the positions of the utility poles, [14:46] Sekiguchi     he's at Rinky-Dink Koganei, room 201. [14:50] Yano     While I expanded my vocabulary,     you cyberstalked him excellently. [14:56] Yano     I knew you'd get it done, but I gotta admit, [14:59] Yano     it gives me chills, creeps me out a bit. [15:01] Yano     Just kidding, well done.     Seriously, great stuff. [15:04] Yano     Now let's go grab this guy by the scruff. [15:06] Yano     Bad blood's brewing, but it's too     soon to cause an uproar. [15:10] Yano     Dobu-san underestimates me     'cause he thinks I'm an herbivore. [15:15] Yano     I'll peel back his disguise     and stab him with all my spines. [15:18] Yano     Seize the big money and     laugh out loud like a porcupine. [15:25] Dobu     You're sure Yano and his guys found Imai? [15:29] Odokawa     Yeah. Yamamoto the manager contacted me. [15:32] Dobu     They'll act as soon as tomorrow, then. [15:35] Dobu     They'll take Imai to the bank     and keep him locked up [15:40] Dobu     until the bank gets one     billion in cash ready. [15:42] Odokawa     The bank's supposed to     contact you if Imai arrives, right? [15:45] Dobu     Yeah. They'll tell me the time and date     that the cash will be handed over. [15:49] Dobu     You ready? I'm about     to tell you my entire plan. [15:53] Dobu     Make sure you drum it     into your head, Odokawa. [15:55] Odokawa     Got it. [15:55] Dobu     The one billion yen will be split     into ten duraluminum cases, [15:59] Dobu     but the bank will hand     over just one of those. [16:02] Dobu     They'll also hand over nine duraluminum     cases filled with fake bills. SIGN    Real SIGN    Fake [16:06] Dobu     Yano's crew will probably be     with Imai during the handoff, [16:09] Dobu     and they'll want to confirm that it's real. [16:12] Dobu     That's why they're giving them     one case of real bills. [16:15] Dobu     Yano will want to get out of there as soon     as possible, so he won't check all ten. [16:19] Odokawa     Once Yano's crew pack 100 million real yen [16:21] Odokawa     and 900 million counterfeit yen     into their car and leave... [16:24] Dobu     As soon as they leave,     I'll acquire 900 million. [16:28] Odokawa     At that point, you've won. [16:30] Dobu     It doesn't end there, though. [16:32] Dobu     They've issued a declaration of war. [16:35] Dobu     I'm going to steal the 100 million they took. [16:38] Odokawa     How? [16:39] Dobu     The bank is here. [16:40] Dobu     Wait in your taxi at this nearby parking lot. [16:45] Odokawa     I see. [16:46] Dobu     I'll come to the parking lot     with 900 million yen in my car. [16:49] Dobu     You'll move your taxi,     and I'll park in your spot. [16:52] Dobu     Then I'll get into your taxi. [16:55] Odokawa     Where do we head next? [16:56] Dobu     They'll probably head to      their hideout at the wharf. [16:58] Dobu     Along the way, Big Daimon's patrol car     will probably stop them around here. [17:04] Odokawa     You're using every service vehicle you can. [17:06] Dobu     When Big Daimon searches their car,     he'll find a ton of counterfeit bills. [17:11] Dobu     After dropping me off nearby,     you'll wait here. [17:16] Dobu     While Yano and the police are making a fuss, [17:19] Dobu     I'll arrive on the scene     and steal Yano's car. [17:21] Dobu     After confirming I have the 100 million,     I'll get back into your taxi. [17:25] Dobu     We'll head back to the parking lot where     the car with 900 million is waiting. [17:28] Dobu     Even if we screw up, you'll just be     a taxi driver transporting his passenger. [17:32] Dobu     You won't be arrested. [17:34] Dobu     And that's my plan. [17:35] Dobu     I call it... ODDTAXI. [17:42] Odokawa     What? You're acting like     that's supposed to sound cool. [17:45] Dobu     ODDTAXI... [17:47] Odokawa     What does it mean? [17:48] Dobu     "Odd" refers to one of a pair. [17:51] Dobu     Without you or me, this plan doesn't work. [17:54] Dobu     After acquiring the one billion [17:56] Dobu     and paying the two bank employees     who helped us 100 million each, [17:59] Dobu     we'll split the rest. Sound good? [18:02] Odokawa     I don't need any. I already     gave you all my conditions. [18:05] Dobu     You really don't want any? [18:07] Dobu     Your risk of being arrested isn't zero. [18:09] Odokawa     Just do something about Skull Mask. [18:13] Odokawa     Then my relationship with you will be over. [18:16] Dobu     Skull Mask's target might be me now. [18:19] Dobu     He actually shot me. [18:21] Odokawa     That would be ideal.     I want to return to my normal life. [18:26] Dobu     Once this operation is over,     we'll go our separate ways. [18:29] Dobu     Now that it's nearly over,     tell me the truth. [18:32] Dobu     Who is this girl? [18:35] Odokawa     What's this photo? [18:36] Dobu     A screenshot from your dash cam data. [18:39] Odokawa     That's the missing Nerima high school girl? [18:42] Odokawa     Your boss' classmate's daughter? [18:43] Dobu     No, but she's the only one from your dash     cam data that matches her description. [18:49] Dobu     Try to remember. [18:51] Dobu     You drove her two months ago. [18:55] Odokawa     I see. I've driven her before, huh? [18:59] Odokawa     She's the Mystery Kiss girl. [19:12] Yamamoto     Yano will go after Imai tomorrow. [19:15] Yamamoto     After that, they'll go to the bank     to begin the process, [19:17] Yamamoto     and then confine him at their wharf hideout. [19:19] Yamamoto     Yano, Sekiguchi, and I will     bring Imai to the bank SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto [19:22] Yamamoto     at a time and date determined     by them and leave with the cash. [19:25] Odokawa     It's just like Dobu predicted. [19:27] Yamamoto     Huh? [19:28] Odokawa     Nothing. [19:29] Yamamoto     What should I do? [19:32] Odokawa     When they hand over the money, [19:34] Odokawa     they'll probably check the contents     of just one of the duraluminum cases. [19:38] Odokawa     As soon as they're finished,     I want you to tell the bank employees, [19:43] Odokawa     "Let us check another one." [19:46] Yamamoto     Will they be giving us counterfeit bills? [19:49] Odokawa     Yes. It should make Yano's crew freak out. [19:52] Odokawa     Play along with them. [19:54] Odokawa     The police will handle the rest. [19:57] Odokawa     Tell the police that they threatened you. [19:59] Yamamoto     Will it work? [20:01] Odokawa     As long as you can call the police,     they'll arrest Yano for blackmail. [20:04] Odokawa     Since you're participating in a crime,     I doubt you'll get off scot-free, [20:09] Odokawa     but at the very least, you'll have     protected Mystery Kiss. [20:12] Yamamoto     As long as I can protect     Mystery Kiss, I'll do my best. SIGN    Little Daimon SIGN    Rinky-Dink Koganei [20:35] Imai     Odokawa-sama. [20:37] Imai     Thank you for everything, Odokawa-sama. [20:42] Odokawa     I'll be brief. The yakuza     are coming here tomorrow. [20:46] Imai     That's terrifying. [20:48] Odokawa     I'm sure it is, but you can't     run. Do your best. [20:52] Imai     What's going to happen to me? [20:54] Odokawa     They'll threaten you     and take you to the bank. [20:56] Odokawa     Do as they tell you. [20:58] Odokawa     For about one week after that, [21:00] Odokawa     you'll be imprisoned at their hideout     until the cash is ready. [21:04] Imai     But the Mystery Kiss CD release date     and concert are in just over a week. [21:10] Odokawa     Try to be patient. [21:12] Odokawa     After imprisoning you, they'll take you     to the bank to receive the cash. [21:16] Odokawa     I know it'll be hard, [21:18] Odokawa     but until then, I need you to do     what Yano's crew tell you to do. [21:21] Odokawa     If you can make it that far,     they'll be arrested by the police. [21:24] Odokawa     If you can be patient for one week,     both you and Mystery Kiss will be free. [21:29] Odokawa     I promise I'll save you. [21:31] Imai     Understood, Odokawa-sama. [21:33] Imai     I'll do my best for Mystery Kiss, too. [21:36] Imai     And besides, I only got     this money because of you. [21:40] Imai     It's not something I had before all this. [21:42] Imai     Even if I lose it, my life will     just go back to how it was before. [21:46] Imai     I'll keep on supporting Mystery Kiss,     just like I always have. SIGN    17th Principal - Tadashi Oda 16th Principal - Kazuta Fujimoto 15th Principal - Hideo Takemoto 14th Principal - Joji Taga [21:51] Teacher     You're Odokawa-kun's doctor? [21:53] Goriki     Yes. There's a lack of     information about his accident. [21:58] Goriki     I'm asking around about it. [22:00] Teacher     Is he seriously ill? [22:06] Teacher     His accident was... [22:10] Newscaster     The body found in the Tokyo Bay     in October has been identified. [22:16] Newscaster     The deceased is Nerima City resident     Yuki Mitsuya-san, 18 years old. SIGN    Nerima City, Tokyo      Yuki Mitsuya-san (18) SIGN    Breaking News SIGN    Shibaura Wharf Abandoned Body Case      Body Identified as Belonging     to Member of Popular Idol Group [22:22] Newscaster     Yuki Mitsuya-san was a member     of idol group Mystery Kiss. [22:28] Newscaster     Fans have been shocked by     the sudden news of her death. [22:32] Odokawa     It's not her... SIGN    Next Time: If We Could Go Back to That Day [23:35] Nagashima     "Since I was a child, I've hated     losing more than others." [23:37] Odokawa     Hey, don't read that. [23:39] Odokawa     In fact, who the hell are you? [23:40] Nagashima     I'm thinking about entering     a training school next year. [23:42] Nagashima     I'll turn the comedy industry on its head. [23:44] Odokawa     "I didn't ask for this kind of Santa Claus."     What kind of Santa Claus? [23:47] Nagashima     Give me two hours. [23:48] Odokawa     Forget it! E11 - If We Could Go Back to That Day Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:00] Nikaido     Since I was a child, I've hated     losing more than other people do. SIGN    If We Could Go Back to That Day [01:04] Nikaido     My report card described me as "an ambitious      child overflowing with vitality." [01:09] Nikaido     However, we can't avoid losing in life. [01:12] Nikaido     Academics, athletics, and arts. [01:14] Nikaido     There are limits to all of our abilities, [01:17] Nikaido     and there was always someone better than me. [01:20] Nikaido     Except in looks. [01:23] Nikaido     At 16 years old, I auditioned     to become an idol. [01:27] Nikaido     It was the only time my talent     would be utilized. [01:31] Nikaido     She called herself Yuki Mitsuya. [01:33] (Flashback) Mitsuya     I'm sure you'll pass.     After all, you're exceptionally cute. [01:36] Nikaido     She'd been practicing classical ballet     and gymnastics since she was a child. [01:39] Nikaido     She was apparently on a track     team at the same time. [01:43] Nikaido     Her father was prominent     in a traditional performing art. [01:45] Nikaido     That exposure to good taste meant [01:47] Nikaido     she had a discerning eye. [01:50] Nikaido     She was nothing like me. [01:51] Nikaido     She was accustomed to     being in front of an audience. [01:54] Nikaido     She was experienced. [01:56] Nikaido     She was my age, and she had worked hard. [01:57] Nikaido     She knew defeat. She didn't fear defeat. [02:03] Nikaido     I heard that I had passed. [02:05] Yamamoto     I'm your manager, Yamamoto. [02:05] Nikaido     That well-built man was my manager.     His name was Yamamoto. [02:07] Yamamoto     I believe pushing you girls     to the top is my mission. [02:09] Nikaido     Including me, three of us passed. [02:11] Yamamoto     We'll do our best together. [02:12] Nikaido     As expected, Yuki Mitsuya passed,     as well as Shiho Ichimura. [02:16] Nikaido     Yamamoto announced that I'd be the center. [02:20] Nikaido     Day after day, we attended lessons     while also attending school. [02:25] Nikaido     For the first time in my life,     I had to work hard. [02:27] Nikaido     On top of that, Yuki Mitsuya     remained on her track team. [02:31] Nikaido     It made me angry. [02:34] Nikaido     A year and a half later,     we had our first concert. [02:37] Nikaido     I was already 18 by then. I was impatient. [02:41] Nikaido     I participated in several events for work. [02:44] Nikaido     Comedy duos I'd never seen     or heard of poked fun at me. [02:48] Nikaido     It was humiliating. [02:49] Nikaido     I thought they must be losers     accustomed to defeat. [02:52] Nikaido     On the way home from an event,     I ran into Baba on the train. [02:57] Nikaido     I became increasingly annoyed     with this unsuccessful comedian. [03:01] Nikaido     I thought I'd never see him     again, so I said to him... [03:04] (Flashback) Nikaido     Doesn't it frustrate you? [03:06] (Flashback) Nikaido     You're working tawdry events     with unknown idols. [03:09] (Flashback) Nikaido     How does it feel to see     your contemporaries and juniors [03:12] (Flashback) Nikaido     achieve success before you? [03:13] (Flashback) Baba     What a surprise. My partner     says the same thing. [03:16] (Flashback) Nikaido     Doesn't everyone think that? [03:19] (Flashback) Baba     At first it frustrated me,     but I've given up. [03:23] (Flashback) Baba     My life is way easier now. [03:25] (Flashback) Baba     I'm happy for my contemporaries'     and juniors' success. [03:28] Nikaido     I thought that mentality must     mean a person was finished, [03:32] Nikaido     but I also thought it would be easier     if I could be that way, too. [03:40] Nikaido     For whatever reason, we exchanged     contact information. [03:44] Nikaido     That's when it was decided that     we'd make our major debut. [03:47] (Flashback) Mitsuya     Finally. Our major debut. [03:49] (Flashback) Ichimura     Yeah. It's like a dream. [03:52] (Flashback) Nikaido     Why did the two of you want to become idols? [03:56] (Flashback) Ichimura     My family's poor. [03:57] (Flashback) Ichimura     I don't have my own room, so the bath     is the only place I have my own space. [04:01] (Flashback) Ichimura     I wanna get rich so I can move     into a place with a big bath. [04:05] (Flashback) Nikaido     I see. You'd better work hard, then. [04:08] (Flashback) Ichimura     Yeah. [04:09] (Flashback) Ichimura     How about you, Mitsuya-san? [04:11] (Flashback) Mitsuya     Honestly, I just joined     to make some memories. [04:16] (Flashback) Mitsuya     But I thought we might be able to     achieve something amazing [04:21] (Flashback) Mitsuya     once I met you, Nikaido-san. [04:23] (Flashback) Ichimura     I agree. We're lucky to be in the     same group as you, Nikaido-san. [04:27] (Flashback) Mitsuya     We'll have to work hard to make     sure we don't hold you back. [04:33] Nikaido     The three of us would rise together. [04:34] Nikaido     We'd win together. [04:36] Nikaido     I thought it sounded all right. [04:39] Nikaido     We had a recording session coming up. [04:41] Nikaido     Morale was high. [04:43] Nikaido     That's when a producer who had come     to watch our lesson said it. [04:47] (Flashback) Producer     Let's make this girl the center. [04:53] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Excuse me. [04:59] Nikaido     On October 4th, I asked     Yuki Mitsuya to meet me. [05:03] Nikaido     Come to the agency office.     I have something important to tell you. [05:07] Mitsuya     What? But the trains aren't running. [05:10] Nikaido     Take a taxi. I'll pay for it. [05:14] Mitsuya     I'm in Nerima. It'll be expensive. [05:16] Nikaido     I was about to make a lame request. [05:19] Nikaido     I didn't want anyone to see us. [05:21] Nikaido     I can try to make excuses for myself, [05:23] Nikaido     but I think my desire to kill her     was already growing by this point. [05:30] (Flashback) Nikaido     Mitsuya-san, are you here? [05:35] (Flashback) Nikaido     Mitsuya-san? [05:45] Nikaido     Yuki Mitsuya was already dead. [05:50] (Flashback) Yamamoto     What are you doing? [05:53] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Hey, Nikaido. [05:58] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Did you kill her? [06:02] Nikaido     I told him everything. [06:04] Nikaido     That I was going to ask her to     step down from being the center. [06:06] Nikaido     That I planned to kill her     if she didn't agree to do it. [06:09] Nikaido     I showed him the messages we'd exchanged. [06:11] Nikaido     I told him the truth     about the events of that day. [06:14] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Who killed her, then? [06:18] Nikaido     I felt the same way. [06:20] Nikaido     Apparently Yamamoto believed me. [06:23] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We don't have a choice. [06:26] Nikaido     After about an hour, Yamamoto     headed downstairs and let two men in. [06:31] Nikaido     A huge thuggish guy and a man     who spoke in a strange rhythm. [06:36] Nikaido     Apparently they knew the agency president. [06:38] (Flashback) Yano     Talk about gross, man,      I don't like this at all. [06:41] (Flashback) Yano     I might've grown up on the streets,     but corpses make my skin crawl. [06:44] (Flashback) Yano     Looks like she was bludgeoned,     then seems like she was choked. [06:47] (Flashback) Yano     As a man who wears tailor-made     suits from Don Quijote, [06:50] (Flashback) Yano     that's how I think she croaked. [06:53] Nikaido     There isn't much pedestrian     traffic in that area. [06:55] Nikaido     But since it was the middle of the night,     if anyone saw us, we'd stand out. [06:59] Nikaido     I exercised extreme caution. [07:02] Nikaido     There weren't even any     security cameras around. [07:05] Nikaido     I'd confirmed that multiple times     before asking Yuki Mitsuya to meet me. [07:12] Nikaido     It was a nightmarish sight. [07:15] Nikaido     After this, Yamamoto would have to return     to the office and clean things up there. [07:20] Nikaido     In order to prevent her     from being found by GPS, [07:22] Nikaido     he'd have to take Yuki Mitsuya's phone     someplace far away and dispose of it. [07:27] Nikaido     It was a lot of work. [07:28] Nikaido     The rapper explained to us     what would happen next. [07:31] Nikaido     As usual, I couldn't understand     what he was saying, [07:34] Nikaido     but essentially, he wanted to know     what Yuki Mitsuya did that day. [07:40] Nikaido     If she'd told anybody where she was going     or had been seen by any security cameras, [07:43] Nikaido     then we'd have to deal with that. [07:45] Nikaido     We'd analyzed her phone, but it would     be faster to utilize the police. [07:50] Nikaido     We'd have her family submit     a missing persons report, [07:53] Nikaido     and find a way to make them withdraw     it after gathering information. [07:58] Nikaido     Apparently the cost of disposing of the body [08:00] Nikaido     was half of Mystery Kiss' future profits [08:04] Nikaido     and to allow them to use our members     however they pleased for work. [08:06] Nikaido     That was the agreement we reached. [08:14] Nikaido     Even after she sank,     I kept staring at the water. [08:19] Nikaido     The sky was beginning to lighten. [08:23] Nikaido     Would we be all right? Would it go well? [08:27] Nikaido     We were too exhausted to worry. [08:31] Nikaido     Several days later,     Yamamoto introduced us to a girl. [08:36] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I'm from Kyushu. [08:37] (Flashback) Wadagaki     My name is Sakura Wadagaki.     Nice to meet you. [08:40] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I've explained the situation to her already. [08:42] (Flashback) Yamamoto     She'll be working under     the name Yuki Mitsuya. [08:45] (Flashback) Ichimura     Huh? What about the real Mitsuya-san? [08:49] (Flashback) Yamamoto     She's missing. [08:51] (Flashback) Ichimura     What? [08:52] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I can't get in touch with her. [08:54] (Flashback) Ichimura     But don't you think it's a little soon     to add a new member? [08:57] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You're about to debut. We don't have time. [09:01] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Except for Nikaido, you'll wear these. [09:04] Nikaido     We convinced Yuki Mitsuya's family     to let us use her name [09:07] Nikaido     so that she could resume     working once she returned. [09:10] Nikaido     Until Yuki Mitsuya returned, they'd wear     masks when out in front of people. [09:14] Nikaido     Ichimura accepted that explanation. [09:17] Nikaido     I felt bad for her,     but it couldn't be helped. [09:20] Instructor     Hey, hey! Hey, hey! [09:23] Nikaido     Everyone must've thought,     "If only Yuki Mitsuya were here." [09:27] Nikaido     I'd crush those thoughts. [09:30] Nikaido     I swore I would. [09:33] (Flashback) Nikaido     We need to get used to it, so I'm going     to call you Mitsuya-san. Sorry. [09:37] (Flashback) Wadagaki     That's okay. I'm here to be Yuki Mitsuya. [09:40] (Flashback) Nikaido     Mitsuya-san, you don't mind     not using your own face or name? [09:44] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Not at all. [09:45] (Flashback) Wadagaki     When I failed this audition,     I refused to accept it. [09:49] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I went to speak directly with Yamamoto. [09:51] (Flashback) Wadagaki     "Lemme in, lemme in, lemme in!" I said. [09:54] (Flashback) Nikaido     That's impressive. [09:56] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I mean, when I failed, they told me     I was their fourth choice. [10:01] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Isn't that frustrating?     I almost made it. I was so close. [10:05] (Flashback) Nikaido     You didn't think about     auditioning somewhere else? [10:07] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Nah. After all, I heard you had passed. [10:10] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I knew you'd be famous. [10:12] (Flashback) Nikaido     You want to be famous? [10:14] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I do. [10:15] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I'm from a single-parent home. [10:17] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I want to get famous, so my mom     back in Kyushu can take it easy. [10:20] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Even though she works, she wakes     up early to pack a lunch for me. [10:24] (Flashback) Nikaido     I see. [10:26] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I feel like I've always caused      nothing but trouble for my mom. [10:28] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I don't have any strengths, you know? [10:31] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Sometimes I wish I could just disappear, [10:34] (Flashback) Wadagaki     but seeing idols on TV cheered me up. [10:38] Nikaido     We waited for the right     moment to hold a concert. [10:41] Nikaido     Yamamoto said we received passing     marks, but I wasn't satisfied. [10:45] Nikaido     I'd tasted defeat.     We could've done better. [10:49] Nikaido     "If only Yuki Mitsuya were here." [10:51] Nikaido     "If only Yuki Mitsuya were here." [10:53] Nikaido     I couldn't escape the thought, either. [10:57] Nikaido     That's when the news broke. [10:59] Nikaido     "Nerima high school girl goes missing." [11:02] Nikaido     Yamamoto spoke with Yuki Mitsuya's     family, and they submitted [11:04] Nikaido     a missing persons report to the police. [11:06] Nikaido     Since her father was famous,     they made sure that her name [11:09] Nikaido     and the fact that she was     an idol wasn't reported. [11:13] Nikaido     The police came to the agency. [11:14] Nikaido     I assisted with their     investigation numerous times. [11:18] Nikaido     That day, Yuki Mitsuya got in a taxi     in Nerima, and now she's missing. [11:22] Nikaido     They just needed to trace Yuki Mitsuya's     movements until she arrived at the agency. [11:27] Nikaido     The problem was the taxi     she took back then. [11:30] Nikaido     I was afraid of what the driver might say. [11:32] Nikaido     She may have been recorded by his dash cam. [11:35] Nikaido     It was imperative that     we identify that taxi, [11:38] Nikaido     but that was a job for     the rapper and Yamamoto. [11:41] Nikaido     All we could do was keep     steadily working on being idols. [11:46] Nikaido     Since we gathered some information     from the police and news reports, [11:50] Nikaido     the next step was to withdraw     the missing persons report. [11:53] Nikaido     While investigating Yuki Mitsuya,     the rapper discovered something. [11:58] Nikaido     A connection between Yuki     Mitsuya's father and a criminal. [12:02] Nikaido     Becoming an idol was Yuki Mitsuya's dream. [12:05] Nikaido     However, concerned about the connection [12:08] Nikaido     between her father     and a criminal organization, [12:10] Nikaido     she believed that at that rate,     she couldn't become an idol [12:13] Nikaido     and decided to run away from home. [12:14] Nikaido     That's what we told Yuki Mitsuya's parents. [12:18] Nikaido     Eventually, the missing persons     request was quietly withdrawn. [12:23] Nikaido     I returned to my everyday life. [12:25] Nikaido     Did anybody see us? [12:27] Nikaido     What if somebody already knows? [12:29] Nikaido     What if someone taps me on the shoulder     from behind while I'm walking around? [12:32] Nikaido     My heart palpitations worsened.     I began breathing heavily. [12:36] Nikaido     I couldn't stop sweating.     My hands shook. I wanted to scream. [12:41] Nikaido     I wished desperately to turn back time. [12:43] Nikaido     Then I returned to my everyday life again. [12:46] Nikaido     Perhaps I'd repeat this cycle     for the rest of my life. [12:51] Nikaido     I thought I'd lose my mind. [12:52] Baba     Wait, don't say it yet. There are rules. SIGN    What's for Lunch?! SIGN    Asking People Around     Kichijoji to Lunch! [12:55] Baba     Okay, here we go. [12:56] Baba     Hey, what's for lunch? [12:56] Nikaido     It was Baba who supported me. [12:59] Nikaido     I hadn't told him anything, of course. [13:02] Nikaido     I was simply saved by his existence. [13:05] Nikaido     He was my only comfort. [13:07] Nikaido     I hated to lose, and his way     of living permitted that. [13:11] Nikaido     It was okay if I lost. Of course,     it was okay if I won, too. [13:14] Nikaido     It didn't matter, either way. [13:16] Nikaido     I could believe that. [13:17] Nikaido     I wanted to make him happy. [13:20] Nikaido     Winter came. It came suddenly. [13:25] Newscater     The deceased is Nerima City resident     Yuki Mitsuya-san, 18 years old. SIGN    Nerima City, Tokyo      Yuki Mitsuya-san (18) SIGN    Breaking News SIGN    Shibaura Wharf Abandoned Body Case      Body Identified as Belonging     to Member of Popular Idol Group [13:29] Newscaster     Yuki Mitsuya-san was a member     of idol group Mystery Kiss. [13:33] Newscaster     Fans have been shocked by     the sudden news of her death. [13:42] Kanon     The tree is so cute. [13:45] Man A     It sure is. [13:47] Newscaster     The body of Yuki Mitsuya-san of idol     group Mystery Kiss has been discovered. SIGN    Body Found at Shibaura Wharf Belongs to Idol Group Member [13:52] Newscaster     Her agency will be holding     a press conference after this. [13:56] Dobu     It's happening one week from     now on December 25th at 16:00. [14:01] Odokawa     I should be waiting in the     parking lot at that time, right? [14:04] Dobu     Yeah. Did you see the news? [14:07] Dobu     Yamamoto the manager     probably won't be coming. [14:09] Dobu     Lucky us. The fewer guys Yano has,     the easier this'll be for us. [14:12] Odokawa     That's a problem. [14:14] Dobu     What? [14:15] Odokawa     Nothing. [14:16] Dobu     Right. There is a problem. [14:19] Dobu     Yuki Mitsuya's body was     found near Yano's hideout. [14:22] Dobu     It's possible that they've moved. [14:25] Dobu     And if they have, then the route     I assumed they'd take is useless. SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto [14:33] Odokawa     Oh, you picked up. [14:35] Yamamoto     What is it? [14:36] Odokawa     You're not going with Yano's crew today? [14:38] Yamamoto     I don't have time for that     right now. You know that. [14:41] Odokawa     I'm sure you don't. [14:42] Yamamoto     Can I go now? I have     a press conference to attend. [14:45] Odokawa     I want to confirm one thing. [14:46] Yamamoto     What? [14:47] Odokawa     The Yuki Mitsuya in the photo     shown on the news [14:50] Odokawa     and the Yuki Mitsuya I drove     in my taxi are different people. SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto [14:55] Yamamoto     Are you sure you're not confused? [14:57] Odokawa     I drove you guys together.     The girl who likes fried chicken. [15:01] Odokawa     That reminded me. [15:03] Odokawa     The girl I drove on October 4th was... [15:08] Odokawa     Huh? SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto SIGN    Call Ended [15:10] Odokawa     Seriously? [15:13] Odokawa     I can't use Yamamoto. Which means... [15:24] Odokawa     Damn it. What is he doing? SIGN    Little Daimon [15:34] Sekiguchi     Sorry, but you'll be staying     here until Christmas. [15:39] Imai     I don't care anymore. [15:43] Imai     The concert's been canceled. [15:45] Imai     They're not releasing their CD. [15:48] Imai     I can't believe Yuki Mitsuya-san is dead. [15:52] Imai     When I first saw her in concert,     I thought she was such a good dancer. [15:57] Imai     Now that I think about it, [15:58] Imai     the Yuki Mitsuya-san wearing the mask     was a different person. [16:04] Yano     Today's the day Dobu-san goes down. [16:06] Yano     I'll force him to award me the crown. [16:08] Yano     Scraping by on the boss' opinion of me. [16:10] Yano     Best Christmas ever, this'll turn out to be. [16:13] Yano     The wind's blowing today. It's cold— [16:14] Imai     Excuse me... [16:15] Yano     Hey country bumpkin, shut your face! [16:16] Yano     It's my turn right now, know your place. [16:18] Yano     But I guess there's no need      for me to be screaming. [16:20] Yano     I could say you're my patron,     in a manner of speaking. [16:22] Yano     Sentimentality aside,     what is it you're seeking? [16:26] Imai     Could you put on Mystery     Kiss's press conference? [16:42] Yamamoto     This isn't good. That taxi driver     remembers Wadagaki's face. [16:46] Nikaido     Of course he does. [16:48] Yamamoto     Is there any way we can     put a positive spin on it? [16:51] Yamamoto     If the world finds out that      we tried to cover it up... [16:54] Yamamoto     We're just starting to taste success, too. [16:56] Nikaido     I'm sure some of the five guys who attended     our first concert remember her, too. [17:00] Nikaido     It's just not possible. [17:01] Yamamoto     You're right. [17:06] Nikaido     Hello? [17:08] Nikaido     Yeah, I'm fine. I'll do my best. [17:12] Nikaido     Yeah. [17:13] Nikaido     Good luck with the loser's bracket. [17:16] Nikaido     I promise I'll come back from this, too. [17:20] Baba     You okay? Sorry I didn't notice. [17:24] Baba     I'm not capable of trying hard. [17:26] Baba     Okay. But don't push yourself too hard. Bye. [17:30] Shibagaki     Hey, what are you doing? [17:32] Baba     Sorry. [17:32] Shibagaki     Let's review our jokes. [17:34] Baba     We just did that. [17:35] Shibagaki     We still don't know which     jokes we're performing. [17:37] Baba     I thought we agreed on the café hideaway. [17:39] Shibagaki     Given the atmosphere, the time     machine bit could be better. SIGN    Loser's Bracket [17:42] Baba     I remember the time     machine bit. I'll be fine. [17:46] Shibagaki     Don't you care about this at all? [17:47] Shibagaki     If we fail here, we're through. [17:52] Shibagaki     What? [17:55] Baba     You're the one who'll be     in trouble if we split up. [17:57] Shibagaki     Hey, Baba. You've gotten awfully puffed up. [18:01] Baba     You used to be funnier. [18:03] Baba     I can't watch you fall apart. [18:05] Baba     You think all the movies,     TV shows, and comedians [18:07] Baba     that are popular these days aren't funny. [18:08] Baba     You're the one who's out of touch. [18:13] Baba     I get that you like manzai comedy. [18:15] Baba     I know that I'm holding you back, too. [18:18] Baba     So I'm sorry, Shibagaki.     Let's split up, as of today. SIGN    Space Observation Technology Advances SIGN    Cancer Research Raises Alarm in Healthcare Industry [18:32] Librarian     We're closing soon. SIGN    Married Couple Found Inside Car That Fell Into Sea, Possible Double Suicide? [18:40] Goriki     "Married Couple Found Inside Car That     Fell Into Sea, Possible Double Suicide?" [18:46] Goriki     "Around 4:15, at Takeshiba     Wharf in Minato Ward, [18:51] Goriki     office worker Kiyoshi Odokawa-san     of Chichibu City in Saitama Prefecture, [18:54] ---     and his wife Yumi Odokawa-san, [18:56] Goriki     were found dead inside a car that      had sunk to the bottom of the sea." [19:00] Goriki     "Their son, who is in fourth     grade, escaped on his own, [19:02] Goriki     but is unconscious and      in critical condition." [19:04] Goriki     "The police are investigating the     possibility of a forced double suicide." [19:13] Yamamoto     I'm sorry for all the trouble we've caused. [19:22] Yamamoto     We've been unable to conceal our shock [19:25] Yamamoto     since we learned that Yuki     Mitsuya was found dead. [19:29] Yamamoto     In October, Yuki Mitsuya's     mother contacted us [19:32] Yamamoto     to tell us that her daughter     hadn't returned home. [19:35] Yamamoto     We did everything we could to help look     for her, but failed to locate her. [19:40] Yamamoto     Also, as Mystery Kiss     was set to debut soon, [19:45] Yamamoto     we had another girl who auditioned     take Yuki Mitsuya's place. [19:53] Yamamoto     Ultimately, that meant we deceived     the world and those involved, [19:59] Yamamoto     and for that, we are terribly sorry. [20:02] Reporter     I've heard the police are     investigating this case as a murder. [20:05] Reporter     Do you have any idea what happened to her? [20:08] Yamamoto     Well, she was underpaid     before the group debuted. [20:15] Yamamoto     I believe she promoted     herself on social media [20:17] Yamamoto     and may have been close with fans as well. [20:19] Reporter     You mean she was killed by a fan? [20:22] Yamamoto     No, I'm just saying that's a possibility. [20:26] Yamamoto     We take responsibility for failing to protect     her privacy and provide adequate security. [20:31] Yamamoto     We cannot regret what happened     more than we already do. [20:37] Yamamoto     We also can't bear to face     Donraku Shofutei-san SIGN    Live: Talent Agency     Emergency Press Conference [20:42] Yamamoto     who entrusted his daughter to our agency. [20:47] Taeko     Oh, my. [20:49] Odokawa     You can't be serious. [20:56] Kenshiro     Hey. [20:58] Odokawa     I never thought I'd be helping you guys. [21:01] Odokawa     Shouldn't you get in position? [21:03] Kenshiro     Since they moved their hideout,     I'll be following them from the bank. [21:07] Odokawa     I see. [21:09] Odokawa     Where's your best buddy and brother? [21:11] Kenshiro     He hasn't come into work for a while. [21:13] Kenshiro     I noticed something off about his behavior, [21:16] Kenshiro     but I can't believe my meek little     brother is ignoring my calls. [21:19] Kenshiro     Hey, taxi driver. Did you     say something to him? [21:24] Odokawa     Yeah, right. We're on the same     side now, aren't we? [21:27] Kenshiro     When you put it that way, broadly speaking, [21:30] Kenshiro     we've been on the same side     since the beginning. [21:39] Sekiguchi     It's time. [21:41] Sekiguchi     You know what'll happen to you     if you go off-script, right? [21:55] Goriki     I was referred to you by Dr. Kato     at Minami Nakano hospital. [21:59] Goriki     My name is Goriki. [22:00] Goriki     I'd like to ask you about Hiroshi Odokawa. [22:04] Doctor     Hiroshi Odokawa-kun was my patient. [22:08] Goriki     Could you describe to me     what he was like then? [22:11] Doctor     He spent about two months     here in the hospital. [22:14] Doctor     He was supposed to continue     outpatient rehabilitation after that, [22:19] Doctor     but the courthouse told us     that a benefactor had shown up, [22:22] Doctor     and he'd moved to Tokyo. [22:24] Doctor     We don't know what     happened to him after that. [22:26] Goriki     How was his mental state after the accident? [22:30] Doctor     He had absolutely no memory of the accident. [22:33] Doctor     We observed no problems with his basic     motor functions and language abilities, [22:38] Doctor     so we had him keep a memory notebook     to work on his mental recovery. [22:43] Doctor     His mental condition seemed stable to us. [22:46] Goriki     Tell me more about this memory notebook. [22:48] Doctor     He recorded the rules for life     at the hospital, his medications, [22:51] Doctor     his bathing schedule, and other     information pertaining to himself. [22:55] Doctor     It was like a diary. [22:57] Goriki     What impression did you get     from reading the notebook? [23:00] Doctor     I thought he was a strange child. [23:04] Goriki     Do you have that notebook? [23:05] Doctor     Yes. [23:06] Doctor     Since you said you'd be coming,     I read it for the first time in 30 years. [23:11] Goriki     May I take a look at it? [23:14] Doctor     I know you said you're Hiroshi     Odokawa-kun's current doctor, [23:18] Doctor     but it's not meant for a GP like you to see. [23:24] Goriki     I'm not asking to see it     because I'm his doctor. [23:32] Goriki     I'm asking because I'm his friend! SIGN    Next Time: Not Enough [23:35] Goriki     You eating properly? [23:36] Odokawa     Yeah. [23:37] Goriki     It's important to live an orderly life. [23:39] Odokawa     I know. [23:40] Goriki     And drive safely. [23:41] Odokawa     Okay. [23:42] Goriki     And stop making everyone worry about you. [23:44] Odokawa     Sorry. [23:45] Goriki     You should establish a family— [23:46] Odokawa     Shut up! You're not my dad!     We're the same age! E12 - Not Enough Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Radio     This is a pretty unusual combination. SIGN    Not Enough [01:32] Radio     Yes, that's right... [01:33] Odokawa     It's nearly time. [01:35] Odokawa     Imai, please check it. [01:38] Odokawa     Check a second duraluminum case. [01:41] Banker A     You're certain that this is the right car? [01:44] Imai     Yes. [02:01] Sekiguchi     Would it be all right     if we checked the contents? [02:04] Banker A     Of course. Imai-sama did     just check earlier, though. [02:16] Sekiguchi     They're definitely real. [02:17] Banker A     In that case... [02:18] Yano     Hey, yo. Ten duraluminum cases in a row. [02:21] Yano     But we still haven't checked      the ones down below. [02:23] Yano     I can spot the difference     between fake and real. [02:24] Yano     Like a plugin with enhanced     functionality, you feel? [02:27] Yano     It's a difference a penniless     pauper couldn't perceive. [02:29] Yano     Now excuse me, as I grab one of these. [02:31] Yano     Randomly reaching out, like Romeo and Juliet. [02:35] Yano     No guarantees these     aren't all counterfeit. [02:37] Yano     With a single verse, I make     all these rhymes fit. [02:39] Yano     This eyesight is a gift from Santa Claus. [02:41] Yano     I can see your darting eyes,     your powerless paws... [02:44] Sekiguchi     We should leave this place first. [02:46] Sekiguchi     There's no telling what might happen. [02:48] Sekiguchi     We can check the contents later and     if there's a problem, we'll settle it then. [02:52] Sekiguchi     You got their cards, right? [02:53] Imai     Ah, yes... [03:00] Both     Congratulations on winning the lottery! SIGN    Niji Bank Building [03:13] Dobu     Good work. [03:14] Dobu     You did well. Now hurry up. [03:16] Banker A     Are we going to be all right? They're not     going to retaliate later, are they? [03:19] Dobu     You'll be fine. Once they lose the     contest, they'll leave this town. [03:23] Dobu     Now, hurry up. [03:34] Dobu     You'll get paid once I check the contents. [03:53] Odokawa     Looks like it went well. [03:54] Dobu     For now, yeah. [04:01] Odokawa     Wow. [04:04] Dobu     First time seeing this many bills? [04:06] Odokawa     Definitely my first time seeing this many. [04:08] Dobu     Bet you wish you were     getting a cut now, huh? [04:10] Odokawa     No, I don't need that. But you're      gonna pay your taxi fare. [04:13] Dobu     Small price to pay. [04:16] Dobu     Hey. [04:17] Kenshiro     They're heading south. [04:19] Dobu     Then they should being heading     towards Hinode Wharf. [04:21] Dobu     They've got a hideout there. SIGN    Dobu [04:23] Kenshiro     I'll stop them at the bridge     just before the wharf, then. [04:26] Dobu     Got it. I'll head there right away. [04:28] Dobu     You're up, taxi driver. [04:29] Odokawa     Where to? [04:31] Dobu     Head towards Hinode Wharf. SIGN    National Traffic Safety Campaign SIGN    Special Fraud Prevention Campaign SIGN    Taya Police Station [04:34] Police A     Did he quit? [04:35] Police B     I heard he lost his gun. [04:37] Police B     He's too scared to report it,     so he's running away. [04:40] Police A     He's such an idiot. [04:42] Police B     The biggest. [04:44] Police A     You sure that isn't made up, too? [04:45] Police B     What do you mean? [04:46] Police A     What if he actually fired it? [04:47] Police B     It's possible. After all, he's an idiot. [04:49] Police A     The little brother really is a huge idiot. [04:52] Kuroda     I'm sorry I couldn't help you, Don-chan. [04:55] Donraku     It's all right. [04:56] Donraku     The police and media are doing     a good enough job distracting me. [05:00] Kuroda     I don't know what to say. [05:02] Donraku     Let's get a drink again sometime. [05:04] Kuroda     You're sure it's all right to meet with me? [05:07] Kuroda     They could be monitoring     this phone call, too. [05:09] Donraku     Yeah, I don't care anymore.     I want to take a break for a while. [05:14] Kuroda     I see. [05:16] Police     We'd like to continue, please. [05:19] Donraku     I'll call you once things have     calmed down, Kuro-chan. SIGN    Donraku Shofutei Distraught! Sheds Tears Over Daughter's Body. Extended Hiatus? [05:25] Entertainer A     Hey, apparently he stepped down from judging. [05:27] Entertainer B     Surely he'll judge the main event, right? SIGN    Losers' Bracket [05:29] Entertainer C     Stop being so precise about it. [05:32] Both     Thank you. [05:35] Shibagaki     We're doing the time machine bit. [05:36] Baba     Got it. [05:37] Shibagaki     If you screw it up, I'll kill you. [05:40] Mc     With 14 years of experience     in the business, it's Homosapiens. [05:46] Baba     Hello, we're Homosapiens. [05:48] Both     Thanks for having us. [05:50] Shibagaki     My life is full of regrets. [05:52] Baba     Where'd that come from? [05:53] Shibagaki     I'm already beginning to regret saying that. [05:55] Shibagaki     It was pretty pessimistic. [05:57] Baba     You're overthinking it. You'll be fine. [05:59] Shibagaki     How can I avoid having regrets? [06:01] Baba     The only way is to do your best     so you can live without regrets. [06:04] Shibagaki     You see it in movies and stuff. [06:05] Shibagaki     Y'know, when kids travel back using      a time machine and meet their parents. [06:08] Baba     Yeah, I've seen that. There's something     they regret, so they go back to fix it. [06:11] Baba     It's moving, isn't it? [06:13] Shibagaki     I'm sure anyone would be moved if a child     they'd never seen before came to see them. [06:17] Shibagaki     I think I'd like to try that. [06:18] Baba     Sure, let's do it. [06:20] Shibagaki     I didn't say anything weird just now, did I? [06:22] Baba     You're already regretting it. [06:23] Baba     It'll be fine, I'll do it. [06:25] Shibagaki     For real? Let's try it, then. [06:29] Shibagaki     Dad. [06:30] Baba     Are you... [06:32] Shibagaki     Dad, I'm your five-year-old son. [06:35] Baba     What? [06:35] Shibagaki     Oh, Dad. My father, who gave     birth to me five years ago. [06:38] Baba     I'm going to die within the next five years?! [06:40] Baba     Judging by my son's behavior,     I'm clearly gonna die! [06:43] Baba     You made that really obvious! [06:44] Shibagaki     I'm sorry I couldn't do     anything for you, Dad. [06:46] Baba     And there's nothing I can do about it?! [06:48] Baba     You're not even showing up     to save your dying dad [06:50] Baba     because a cure was found five years later? [06:52] Baba     If that's the case, just leave me alone! [06:54] Shibagaki     But I, uh... [06:56] Baba     What else do you regret? [07:00] Shibagaki     Uh, you know... [07:09] Shibagaki     My life is full of regrets. [07:11] Baba     Yeah, I know that. Like what? [07:12] Shibagaki     Shut up, idiot! I regret teaming up with you! [07:15] Baba     What was that for?! [07:16] Shibagaki     I regret becoming a comedian. [07:18] Shibagaki     I shouldn't have chased my dreams! [07:24] Sekiguchi     There's a police car     that's been following us. [07:26] Sekiguchi     Shall I lose him? [07:27] Yano     Everybody stay calm now,     don't do anything weird. [07:30] Yano     He's just looking for an excuse     to stop our car here. [07:32] Yano     If he uses the law as a shield,     we'll have to yield, so keep going. [07:35] Yano     But there's nothing here     for him to find. [07:37] Yano     We're just moving some cash     and its owner, how kind. [07:39] Yano     If he gets the wrong idea,     I'll just sit and grin. [07:42] Yano     Even if he's a cop, he won't     have a reason to take us in. [07:44] Sekiguchi     Understood. I'll keep driving     while following all traffic laws. [07:50] Dobu     I'm near the bridge. [07:52] Kenshiro     Got it. [07:55] Dobu     Wait here. [07:56] Odokawa     I'll be running the meter while I wait. [08:00] Kenshiro     Black HiAce, pull over     to the left side of the road. [08:05] Sekiguchi     What should we do? [08:06] Yano     Do as he says, nothing else to be done. [08:07] Yano     I bet we'll enjoy looking back on this one. [08:22] Sekiguchi     What is it? [08:23] Kenshiro     I heard over the radio that some     bank robbers are on the run. [08:25] Kenshiro     Could I take a look inside your car? [08:27] Sekiguchi     We're in a hurry. [08:28] Kenshiro     I'd appreciate your cooperation. [08:35] Kenshiro     What are all these duraluminum cases for? [08:39] Kenshiro     I'm going to open one. [08:42] Kenshiro     Wow, incredible. Fat stacks of cash. [08:45] Kenshiro     Now this is suspicious. [08:47] Sekiguchi     He won a lot of money in the lottery. [08:49] Kenshiro     Who did? [08:52] Imai     Uh, m-me. [08:54] Kenshiro     You're sure? [08:56] Imai     Yes. [08:58] Kenshiro     I'm gonna check the others, too. [09:05] Kenshiro     These are fakes. [09:08] Yano     W-Wait a sec. That's not possible! [09:10] Kenshiro     Why don't we chat in my patrol car? [09:13] Yano     Damn it! [09:15] Yano     What the hell is this?! It's newspaper! [09:17] Yano     Are these other ones, too? All of them?! [09:19] Sekiguchi     Y-Yano-san! [09:20] Yano     What? [09:21] Sekiguchi     Your rhymes... [09:22] Sekiguchi     Y-You're not rhyming! [09:25] Yano     Shut up. [09:26] Yano     Damn it! Someone set us up. [09:28] Yano     Who was it? Hey, cop! [09:29] Yano     Look into those bankers, chop-chop! [09:30] Kenshiro     Let's chat in my car, first. [09:33] Yano     No friggin' way. Why?! [09:35] Yano     Everything went so well, we were flying sky high! [09:36] Sekiguchi     Yano-san, let's do as he says for now! [09:38] Sekiguchi     We'll be fine as long as we can     clear up the misunderstanding. [09:44] Kenshiro     You just won the lottery, right? [09:47] Imai     Yes. [09:48] Kenshiro     Sorry for the trouble. You can go. [09:51] Imai     What? From here? [09:53] Kenshiro     I'll question you later.     For now, you can head home. [09:55] Imai     Um, what about the money? [09:57] Kenshiro     I'll make sure to get it      back for you, so go. [10:00] Kenshiro     You don't wanna die, do you? [10:06] Sekiguchi     Why'd you let him leave?     That doesn't make sense. [10:09] Kenshiro     Let's have a nice, long chat. [10:17] Yano     I'm telling you, he won the lottery. [10:20] Yano     We were just helping him out     since he doesn't have a ride. [10:22] Yano     We didn't know about     the counterfeits, someone lied! [10:24] Kenshiro     What's your relationship with him? [10:26] Kenshiro     Why'd you ask for cash?     Where were you headed? [10:28] Kenshiro     Where does he live? [10:28] Yano     Enough rapid-fire questions. He's a friend! [10:30] Kenshiro     Why'd you ask for cash? [10:31] Yano     That's how he wanted it! [10:32] Sekiguchi     Hold on, Yano-san. [10:34] Sekiguchi     Hey, are you really a cop? [10:36] Kenshiro     Of course I am. [10:38] Sekiguchi     Show us your badge, then. [10:46] Sekiguchi     Hey, follow that car! [10:49] Yano     No, we've been screwed! [10:51] Yano     That's Dobu's accomplice Daimon, my dude! [11:13] Dobu     To the parking lot in Shimbashi. [11:16] Odokawa     Got it. [11:19] Dobu     The panic on Yano's face was exquisite. [11:21] Dobu     We did it. The perfect victory. [11:25] Dobu     You're right. We can't     let our guard down yet. [11:28] Dobu     We need to collect the 900     million in the parking lot, first. [11:39] Dobu     What's with you? Not     gonna congratulate me? [11:42] Dobu     Well, I guess there's nothing in it for you. [11:44] Odokawa     Oh, were you speaking to me? [11:48] Dobu     What, acting like we're strangers already? [11:50] Dobu     Stick with me for a little longer. [11:51] Odokawa     Of course. I'll take you to the parking lot. [11:55] Dobu     You don't need to put on this weird act. [11:58] Dobu     I'll be taking your dash cam. [12:01] Dobu     Were you planning     to turn me into the police? [12:03] Dobu     There's no point. Big Daimon's on my side. [12:06] Dobu     Odokawa, don't even think     about betraying me now. [12:10] Dobu     If you turn on me now, I'll crush      you with everything I have. [12:13] Dobu     Even if I'm arrested, no matter how     many years it takes, I'll find you. [12:17] Dobu     Shirakawa, too. [12:18] Odokawa     What are you going to do to Shirakawa-san? [12:20] Dobu     I'll kill her. [12:22] Odokawa     Fine. I almost forgot that      you're that kind of guy. [12:26] Dobu     I can't afford to worry     about appearances anymore. [12:28] Odokawa     Is your boss that desperate for money? [12:31] Dobu     The boss has only one rule for us. [12:35] Odokawa     What's that? [12:38] Dobu     I'm not telling you. [12:58] Dobu     Hey, hold on. Who's that? [13:09] Odokawa     Isn't that the guy behind the skull mask? [13:12] Dobu     You're right. That's my gun. [13:14] Odokawa     What should we do? Should we run for it? [13:16] Dobu     No, it's all right. I'll get out. [13:19] Odokawa     Won't everything be ruined     if you get shot here? [13:22] Dobu     That gun had six bullets. Count 'em. [13:25] Dobu     Two shots at the cabaret club. [13:26] Dobu     One shot into your house. [13:28] Dobu     Two shots during the car chase. [13:29] Dobu     One shot at me at the harbor. He's out. [13:40] Dobu     Hey, who are you? [13:43] Tanaka     I don't have business with you. [13:44] Tanaka     I'm here for the driver. [13:48] Dobu     That's my gun. Not only that,     but I've been shot. [13:52] Dobu     I've got plenty of business with you. [13:54] Dobu     What do you want? [13:56] Tanaka     I don't know what I want anymore. [14:00] Tanaka     At first, I lost something important. [14:03] Tanaka     I wanted to get revenge on him     for taking that from me. [14:05] Tanaka     That alone was sustaining me. [14:09] Tanaka     But unlike with games, I guess I got bored. [14:11] Dobu     Hold on. He took something     important from you? [14:19] Dobu     So, what do you want, then? [14:22] Tanaka     I want him to apologize. [14:24] Tanaka     I harassed him plenty,     but I've lost a lot, too. [14:29] Tanaka     Nothing will satisfy me,     so I just want him to apologize. [14:34] Dobu     That doesn't make any goddamn sense to me. [14:37] Dobu     I guess you should start     by apologizing, then. [14:43] Odokawa     Um, I have no idea what     you're talking about. [14:47] Tanaka     You nearly ran me over with your car! [14:49] Tanaka     You broke my phone! [14:52] Odokawa     By something important,     you meant your phone? [14:54] Tanaka     Spare me the scornful old man lecture [14:58] Tanaka     about young people loving     their phones too much. [15:02] Odokawa     That's not what I meant. [15:04] Odokawa     Okay, fine. [15:05] Odokawa     Uh, I was probably in a hurry. [15:08] Odokawa     I know that's not an excuse for     taking something important from you, [15:12] Odokawa     but as a taxi driver, I think     that was inconsiderate of me. [15:16] Odokawa     I'm sorry. [15:28] Tanaka     Hey. [15:33] Tanaka     Where did you get this? [15:35] Dobu     Huh? I gave that to Shirakawa. [15:39] Dobu     Why do you have that, Odokawa? [15:42] Tanaka     Why did you have this? [15:44] Dobu     My superior—as I guess you'd     call him—knows Donraku. [15:49] Dobu     It ended up in my hands. [15:51] Tanaka     When? [15:52] Dobu     When? More than 15 years ago? [15:55] Dobu     Nah, I forget. It was a long time ago. [15:58] Tanaka     Only one of these erasers was sold.     It's the only one of them in the world. [16:03] Tanaka     No, wait. There could be leftover     inventory at Donraku's house. [16:07] Tanaka     It wouldn't be odd if an acquaintance had one. [16:08] Dobu     What are you mumblin' about? Give back my gun. [16:12] Dobu     After that, we can settle— [16:13] Tanaka     ditch-11. [16:14] Dobu     Huh? [16:15] Odokawa     What? [16:16] Tanaka     Does the name "ditch-11" sound familiar? [16:19] Tanaka     d-i-t-c-h-1-1. [16:22] Dobu     Dunno. [16:24] Tanaka     Do you know what Zooden is? [16:25] Dobu     Huh? Yeah. The game, right? [16:28] Tanaka     Do you play? [16:30] Dobu     Never played it. [16:31] Tanaka     Right now the number one ranked     account in Zooden is ditch-11. [16:37] Tanaka     I sent that account a message     to confirm something. [16:40] Tanaka     I asked them if they used     online auctions 16 years ago. [16:43] Dobu     Oh, really? [16:44] Tanaka     They said they did. [16:47] Tanaka     Which means they're the person who     conned me out of 100,000 yen 16 years ago [16:52] Tanaka     when I was in grade school. [16:54] Dobu     What are you going on about?     I don't give a shit about that. [16:58] Dobu     I'm in a hurry. Give back my gun, already. [17:00] Tanaka     Let me see your phone. I want     to check if Zooden is installed on it. [17:04] Tanaka     If you're not them, I'll leave you alone. [17:05] Dobu     I told you, it's not! [17:07] Tanaka     Then I'm not giving up. [17:08] Tanaka     You might be a new boss     that I have to defeat. [17:12] Tanaka     I'm going to kill you. [17:14] Dobu     Bring it on. Do it, kid. [17:16] Odokawa     H-Hold on. I'm not sure I follow. [17:19] Odokawa     Zooden accounts have icons, right? [17:22] Odokawa     Show me ditch-11's icon. [17:35] Odokawa     It's him. [17:36] Dobu     Wait a minute. How— [17:38] Dobu     That's right. You can tell. [17:41] Dobu     Yeah, I remember now. I used to play Zooden. [17:44] Dobu     I haven't played in so long, I'd forgotten. [17:46] Tanaka     Why did you lie? [17:47] Dobu     Hold up. You lied, too. [17:49] Dobu     Nobody contacted me     about any online auctions. [17:52] Dobu     You tricked me. [17:54] Tanaka     You lied because you have     a guilty conscience! [17:56] Tanaka     You're the one who conned me     out of 100,000 yen 16 years ago! [18:00] Tanaka     Since then, my life has fallen apart! [18:03] Tanaka     It's your fault! [18:06] Dobu     I know you don't have any bullets left. [18:08] Dobu     Don't try to act tough. [18:45] Dobu     Damn... Why were there still bullets left? [18:48] Odokawa     Don't speak. Stay still. [18:52] Dobu     Take me to a doctor, Odokawa. [18:55] Dobu     There's an unlicensed doctor     I'm well-acquainted with. [18:59] Dobu     Hurry up. Put me in your taxi. [19:03] Dobu     Otherwise, the police... [19:05] Odokawa     Found it. [19:07] Dobu     Hey. [19:09] Odokawa     You should go to a normal hospital.     Receive proper treatment. [19:14] Odokawa     I'm sure someone's already called     the police and an ambulance. [19:17] Dobu     Wait. The car. What are     you going to do with it? [19:22] Odokawa     I'm going to return the money to its owner. [19:25] Odokawa     It finally caught up to you. [19:30] Dobu     Don't screw with me, Odokawa. [19:33] Odokawa     This is what they call retribution. [19:36] Odokawa     This is goodbye for you and me. [19:47] Odokawa     Hello, Imai? Where are you now? [19:50] Imai     I'm in Akasaka. [19:52] Imai     I don't have any money to take the train. [19:55] Odokawa     Come to the parking lot     in Shimbashi, right now. [19:58] Odokawa     There's a black van parked there. [20:00] Odokawa     Your money is inside, so don't worry. [20:02] Odokawa     Take the taxi. The keys are under the car. [20:06] Imai     Really? I'll head there right away. [20:08] Odokawa     I'm getting out of here. [20:10] Odokawa     The police might be at the parking lot, [20:13] Odokawa     but stay calm and get     in the car, like you belong. [20:19] Sekiguchi     Yano-san, he was with Dobu-san!     He's working with him! [20:22] Yano     That's him, huh?! [20:23] Odokawa     Shit. I'll give you the 100 million later. [20:33] Yano     After him! [20:56] Kenshiro     Bro... [20:57] Koshiro     Bro, you always called me an idiot, [21:00] Koshiro     but in the end, you were the bigger idiot. [21:02] Kenshiro     Yeah, maybe you're right. [21:05] Koshiro     Was it Yano's crew that beat you up? [21:08] Kenshiro     Yeah. [21:11] Koshiro     Let's go arrest them for interference     with public duties, inflicting bodily injury, [21:15] Koshiro     stealing a patrol car, and— [21:17] Kenshiro     I can't. I'm gonna be arrested, too. [21:20] Koshiro     Of course you are. After all, you're evil. [21:24] Koshiro     You sided with Dobu.     I'm going to arrest you. [21:27] Koshiro     You know, because you're evil. [21:29] Kenshiro     You're right. [21:31] Koshiro     Why'd you have to side with Dobu?! [21:34] Koshiro     You idiot! You're such an idiot! [21:35] Koshiro     Liar! You lied to me, Bro! [21:38] Koshiro     We promised we'd punish evil together! [21:45] Kenshiro     Do you remember this? [21:49] Koshiro     What's that? [21:50] Koshiro     I think I remember seeing it when     we graduated from police school. [21:53] Kenshiro     They give it to you once you stop     receiving payments from the foundation [21:56] Kenshiro     for kids orphaned by traffic accidents. [21:58] Koshiro     What about it? [22:00] Kenshiro     The person who gave this     to me is Dobu's boss. [22:03] Koshiro     That's why you helped Dobu? [22:06] Kenshiro     Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. [22:09] Kenshiro     You've got a strong sense of justice.     I didn't think you'd forgive me. [22:13] Koshiro     I won't! [22:14] Koshiro     No, I will! After all, you're my brother! [22:17] Koshiro     But the law won't forgive you! [22:20] Koshiro     I wish it would, though! [22:23] Koshiro     But... But... [22:27] Koshiro     What Yano and his guys did     is even more unforgivable. [22:30] Koshiro     We're gonna go arrest them! [22:31] Koshiro     Let's go, Bro! SIGN    Next Time: Where To? [23:35] Odokawa     I'm clumsy with words, so I'm not     good at this kind of thing, [23:39] Odokawa     but in any case, thank you, everyone. [23:43] Odokawa     If I'm able to return     to my normal life, then— [23:45] Odokawa     What? Last train? [23:47] Odokawa     In that case, have     a Happy New Year, everyone. E13 - Where To? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Where To? [00:27] Odokawa     "I love animals. [00:29] Odokawa     When I grow up, I want to work at the zoo. [00:33] Odokawa     That's because I don't like humans. [00:36] Odokawa     Being around humans makes me anxious. [00:41] Odokawa     I'm always told to look people     in the eye when I talk to them, [00:43] Odokawa     but I'm too scared to do it. [00:46] Odokawa     I hate going to festivals where     there are lots of people, too. [00:50] Odokawa     My classmates tease me,     hit me, and laugh at me. [00:56] Odokawa     I'm not good at school or sports,     so my teachers won't help me. [01:01] Odokawa     Even the teachers tease me. [01:05] Odokawa     When that happens, I can't stop the tears. [01:08] Odokawa     The harder I try to stop them,     the more they keep coming. [01:13] Odokawa     It's so frustrating and embarrassing,     I wish I could disappear. [01:18] Odokawa     When I cry out loud,     my classmates laugh at me. [01:22] Odokawa     They say I'm like a walrus and laugh at me." [01:28] Odokawa     "I wish I were a walrus instead." SIGN    I wish I were a walrus instead. [01:34] Odokawa     "My mom is the same way. [01:36] Odokawa     Since Dad never comes home, she's always     annoyed and takes it out on me. [01:41] Odokawa     Every day she eats lots of food,     and then she hits me and screams at me. [01:46] Odokawa     Unlike at school, I don't cry at home. [01:50] Odokawa     That's because my mom cries. [01:53] Odokawa     My dad's never home     because he has a mistress. [01:58] Odokawa     When he does occasionally     come home, he gets blind drunk. [02:03] Odokawa     That's my dad, [02:05] Odokawa     but he bought me an animal     encyclopedia, so I like him okay. SIGN    Animal Encyclopedia [02:10] Odokawa     I never got tired of looking     at my animal encyclopedia. [02:14] Odokawa     I read lots of animal books at the library, [02:16] Odokawa     but I like this book     my dad gave me the most." [02:20] Odokawa     "There's something else     that I like, too. Cars. [02:24] Odokawa     I think it would be okay to get a job     driving cars when I grow up, too. [02:28] Odokawa     On rare occasions, my dad     takes me for a ride in his car. [02:34] Odokawa     I liked going on drives as a family, [02:37] Odokawa     but these days, my mom doesn't ride with us. [02:40] Odokawa     I think my dad doesn't bring my mom     because he's going to see his mistress. [02:46] Odokawa     He tells me, 'Hiroshi, don't tell your     mother,' and leaves me at the zoo. [02:52] Odokawa     I feel bad for my mom,     but I loved my time at the zoo. [02:58] Odokawa     I couldn't look people in the eye, but I could     stare into the eyes of animals forever. [03:03] Odokawa     I couldn't speak to people,     but I could speak to animals. [03:08] Odokawa     I saw a walrus. [03:11] Odokawa     They make funny sounds     and they're fat, just like me. [03:16] Odokawa     I thought they looked like my mom, too. [03:21] Odokawa     When I think about returning     to reality with all its humans, [03:26] Odokawa     I'd rather stay here forever. [03:41] Odokawa     That's why that day, on the day     of the accident, I... SIGN    National Traffic Safety Campaign [03:48] Mc     The loser's bracket group     that will be advancing to the finals SIGN    Losers' Bracket [03:51] Mc     is entry number 1770, Rush Style! [03:55] Entertainer     Huh? What? Really?! Thank you! [03:57] Entertainer     We did it, Nozuyama-kun! SIGN    N-1 Grand Prix      2021 Losers' Bracket [04:00] Entertainer     I'm so happy. I'm already writing jokes. [04:04] Audience B     Apparently Donraku-san stepped down     from the judge's panel. [04:06] Audience A     What else would he do? His daughter died. [04:09] Mc     How do you feel right now? [04:09] Audience B     Ma'am, can we change the channel? [04:11] Entertainer     We'll ride this wave all the way to— SIGN    Live: Private Taxi Speeding Down Expressway [04:19] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san's not answering his phone. [04:22] Goriki     Where is that taxi? [04:23] Shirakawa     It's heading towards     the harbor from Toranomon. [04:27] Goriki     Got it. I'll head there. [04:29] Shirakawa     Take me with you, Dr. Goriki. [04:44] Shibagaki     The other day, a high school listener     was waiting for me to come outside. [04:47] Shibagaki     He asked me to team up with him. [04:50] Shibagaki     He must be disappointed after     watching that loser's bracket. [04:53] Shibagaki     All we did was scream insults at each other. [04:57] Shibagaki     Hey, do you really want to split up? [05:00] Baba     You're the one who said we should split up     if we didn't make it this year. [05:04] Shibagaki     We were so close. [05:05] Shibagaki     If we quit after I forgot our jokes,     all I'd have left would be regrets. [05:08] Shibagaki     Next year will be our last year.     Won't you reconsider? [05:13] Shibagaki     I need you. [05:15] Shibagaki     I need you to be my straight man. [05:17] Baba     You always said I was a crap straight man. [05:18] Shibagaki     C'mon, please. [05:20] Shibagaki     I'll write funnier jokes.     Be my straight man. [05:22] Shibagaki     Interrupt me again! [05:29] Yamamoto     The police will probably     keep questioning us. [05:33] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We should get our story straight. [05:35] (Flashback) Nikaido     Shouldn't we just tell them the truth? [05:38] (Flashback) Yamamoto     The truth? Do you understand what we did? [05:56] Girl A     Have you ever seen her house? [05:58] (Flashback) Girl B     It's an obvious prefab packed to the brim, right? [06:01] (Flashback) Girl A     Yeah. They say that's why she     spends all her time in the bath. [06:04] Girl B     That's hilarious. I bet she gets super wrinkly. SIGN    My Dream For the Future SIGN    Super Rich [06:20] Wadagaki     Welcome home. [06:21] (Flashback) Mom     Sorry I'm late. [06:23] (Flashback) Mom     Have you eaten dinner yet? [06:25] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Not yet, but you must be tired     from work, right? [06:27] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I'll find something to eat. [06:30] (Flashback) Mom     You'll need a lunch for tomorrow.     I'll make dinner while I'm at it. [06:33] (Flashback) Mom     I don't have fried chicken, though. [06:35] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Thanks, Mom. [06:38] (Flashback) Mom     As someone whose dreams were     shattered, you look radiant to me. [06:42] (Flashback) Mom     You only get one go around in life. [06:44] (Flashback) Mom     You gotta do whatever it takes     to make your dreams come true. [07:15] Tanaka     I have nothing left. It's game over. SIGN    Ksawa      @Ksawa_2daime SIGN    Ksawa SIGN    I was shocked to learn that Donraku's daughter is the dead Mystery Kiss girl and I feel bad for them, but how I'm going to support myself from now on is the bigger, more serious mystery. [07:38] Yano     Hit him again! Again! SIGN    Road Closed [07:50] Shirakawa     Did you figure out what     Odokawa-san's illness is called? [07:53] Goriki     Yeah. It's called... [07:59] (Flashback) Doctor     Visual agnosia caused     by executive dysfunction. [08:04] (Flashback) Goriki     Visual agnosia... [08:07] Shirakawa     What is that? [08:09] Goriki     He doesn't know what     his eyes are looking at. [08:12] Goriki     Damage to his brain is causing     an error in its cognitive function. [08:23] Shirakawa     Stop the car, Doctor! [08:40] Yano     You're not getting away! [09:12] Goriki     Shirakawa-kun! [09:31] Kabasawa     Th-This'll go viral! [10:03] Shibagaki     Please. One more time. [10:05] Shibagaki     Be my straight man one more time. [10:09] Shibagaki     Seriously? I'm being interrupted by a car?! [10:40] Odokawa     "That's why that day,     on the day of the accident, [10:43] Odokawa     I remember being happy. [10:46] Odokawa     My mom put my plastered dad in     the car and took us for a drive. [10:52] Odokawa     It'd been so long since we'd gone     for a drive as a family. [10:55] Odokawa     My dad was sleeping in the back seat, [10:58] Odokawa     and my mom seemed like     she was in a bad mood, [11:01] Odokawa     but I was having fun. [11:03] Odokawa     It was my first night drive. [11:06] Odokawa     The roads and traffic signals and lights     of the cars were sparkly and pretty." [11:12] Odokawa     "When I woke up,     I was lying in a hospital bed. [11:16] Odokawa     My head felt dizzy. I felt weird. [11:21] Odokawa     The doctors explained a bunch of stuff     to me, but I don't remember much. [11:26] Odokawa     All I remember is that my dad and mom     went somewhere after the accident [11:31] Odokawa     and that the doctor kind of     looked like an alligator, [11:36] Odokawa     since I had actually become a walrus." [11:40] Odokawa     "My relatives and teachers showed up [11:43] Odokawa     and had serious conversations     and told me all kinds of stuff, [11:48] Odokawa     but I didn't really care. [11:51] Odokawa     I met patients and nurses,     but it didn't bother me at all. [11:57] Odokawa     After all, they were pandas and beavers     and tortoises and llamas and stuff. [12:03] Odokawa     Everyone said they felt sorry for me,     but I was better off than I was before." [12:09] Odokawa     "One day, a tapir showed up     and said he'd look after me. [12:15] Odokawa     I wouldn't have to see     my old classmates again, [12:18] Odokawa     and I'd get to move to Tokyo. [12:20] Odokawa     I couldn't imagine anything better. [12:23] Odokawa     I was really glad that I'd become a walrus. [12:28] Odokawa     I only met the tapir then, [12:31] Odokawa     but I wanted to go thank him     properly someday." [13:00] Shirakawa     Queixada! [13:09] Goriki     Hey, over here! Hurry! [13:20] Goriki     Odokawa! [13:21] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san. [13:24] Goriki     Odokawa! [13:25] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san. [13:30] Goriki     Odokawa. [13:33] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san... [13:41] Goriki     Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you? [13:45] Odokawa     A human. [13:47] Goriki     I see. Does that scare you? [13:49] Odokawa     No, I'm not scared. I'm okay. [13:53] Shirakawa     What about me? [13:59] Shirakawa     What? You're scared of me? [14:01] Odokawa     No. You're... pretty. [14:07] Goriki     Looks like he still can't talk to women. [14:31] Koshiro     Your plan ended in failure, Dobu. [14:33] Koshiro     But don't worry. I'll let you go. [14:36] Dobu     Daimon! [14:38] Koshiro     Just kidding. I'm the younger brother! [14:40] Dobu     That's not a funny prank. [14:42] Koshiro     Odokawa said the same thing. [14:44] Koshiro     He said only relatives think it's funny. [14:46] Dobu     Why are you here? [14:47] Koshiro     An officer will be arriving with your arrest     warrant soon. I thought I'd let you know. [14:51] Dobu     Why'd you tell me that? What if I run away? [14:55] Koshiro     Then I'll shoot you again. Bang! [14:59] Dobu     That shot was you? [15:01] Koshiro     I got in a lot of trouble for it,     but I got to arrest your gang. [15:04] Koshiro     No big deal. [15:05] Dobu     You know what'll happen if I get arrested. [15:08] Dobu     Your brother will go down, too. [15:09] Koshiro     That's right. After all,     what my brother did was bad. [15:13] Koshiro     Crimes should be punished. [15:15] Koshiro     Evil can never be destroyed completely,     but I'll keep maintaining the peace. [15:19] Koshiro     After all, I'm a police officer! [15:29] Shirakawa     Would you like some jelly?     Or would you prefer pudding? [15:32] Odokawa     That's enough. Just sit. It's fine. [15:36] Newscaster     Yesterday the MPD arrested     Mystery Kiss member Rui Nikaido, [15:40] Newscaster     who they had been questioning     in connection to the murder SIGN    Suspects Arrested in Yuki Mitsuya-san Murder      Body Dumped in Sea After Killing [15:44] Newscaster     of Mystery Kiss member Yuki Mitsuya-san. SIGN    Arrested: Rui Nikaido (18) SIGN    Suspected of dumping body in the sea after killing fellow group member at agency office [15:48] Newscaster     Mystery Kiss manager Fuyuki Yamamoto, SIGN    Arrested: Unemployed     Togo Sekiguchi (26) SIGN    Arrested: Employee     Fuyuki Yamamoto (34) SIGN    Arrested: Unemployed     Haruhito Yano (28) [15:52] Newscaster     Haruhito Yano, unemployed,     and Togo Sekiguchi, also unemployed, [15:58] Newscaster     were arrested for abandoning a body. [16:01] Newscaster     Rui Nikaido is denying the charges... [16:05] Odokawa     Oh, right. I just remembered. [16:07] Shirakawa     What? [16:08] Odokawa     N-Nothing. It's got nothing to do with you. [16:11] Shirakawa     You're still acting shy? [16:14] Shirakawa     They've been reporting     on this story since this morning. [16:17] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san, you'll probably     be interviewed at some point, [16:20] Shirakawa     but once things settle down,     I'd like to go to the zoo. [16:23] Odokawa     What? With me? [16:27] Goriki     I brought someone who said     he wanted to see you, Odokawa. [16:30] Imai     Odokawa-sama, are you feeling all right? [16:33] Odokawa     Thankfully, I'm doing okay. [16:36] Odokawa     Oh, it's Imai. [16:38] Imai     That's great! [16:39] Odokawa     More importantly, are you okay? That idol... [16:43] Imai     It came as a huge shock, [16:45] Imai     and if she really did do it,     that would be a terrible thing, [16:49] Imai     but when I think about it, getting to visit     an idol in prison is a precious experience. [16:53] Odokawa     You're looking at this really positively. [16:56] Imai     So once I visit her—even if I don't, [16:58] Imai     I'll decide whether or not     I want to continue supporting her. [17:02] Imai     Oh, right. [17:05] Imai     The police retrieved the money     that fell into the ocean. [17:08] Imai     I know some of it's missing,     but this is for you. [17:12] Odokawa     I don't want this. [17:13] Imai     Please, you have to take it! [17:15] Imai     I caused all kinds of trouble for you,     and you helped me a lot. [17:19] Shirakawa     He seems insistent. Why don't you accept it? [17:21] Goriki     Yeah. It can't hurt to have it. [17:25] Odokawa     Yeah, but I wouldn't know how to use it. [17:28] Goriki     You could pay off Kakihana's debt. [17:30] Odokawa     No. I'll make him pay it off himself. [17:33] Odokawa     Oh, I can think of one use for it. [17:35] Imai     You'll accept it, then?! [17:37] Imai     Well, I should get going. [17:39] Imai     There's a Rui-tan fan meeting to     discuss what we'll do going forward. [17:43] Odokawa     Right. That reminds me. [17:46] Odokawa     The girl I drove late at night on October 4th     to the Mystery Kiss office... [17:50] Imai     Huh? What are you talking about? [17:52] Odokawa     Nothing. I guess I should tell the police. [17:55] Imai     Well, goodbye. I'll visit again. [18:00] Goriki     One use? You mean the traffic     accident orphan foundation? [18:03] Odokawa     I knew you'd figure it out. [18:05] Goriki     Do you have any idea     who to return the money to? [18:10] Odokawa     I'm sure my landlady knows. [18:12] Goriki     Why don't you give it to him yourself? [18:15] Goriki     He's a tapir. You know who that is? [18:19] Odokawa     I see. A tapir. [18:23] Odokawa     So that's how it is. [18:24] Goriki     Also, Odokawa, this is hard to say,     but I need to confirm something. [18:29] Odokawa     What is it? [18:30] Goriki     What's inside your house? [18:41] Kondo     Oh, no! He's falling! SIGN    Comedy Duos Compete to Survive! SIGN    Who Will Fall? SIGN    Bonnou Illumination SIGN    Yamabiko SIGN    Reserved for the day     -Yamabiko [18:58] Kuroda     You all better now? [19:01] Odokawa     I was always healthy. I can sleep now, too. [19:05] Kuroda     Glad to hear it. [19:07] Odokawa     Confidently speaking to a human like you     is a huge step forward for me. [19:14] Odokawa     I'm still not comfortable     around women, though. [19:17] Kuroda     I see. [19:19] Odokawa     The police haven't arrested you. [19:22] Kuroda     That's because I have     exceptional subordinates. [19:25] Odokawa     I'm sure a lot of people     suffered because of you, [19:29] Odokawa     but I'm not here to criticize you for that. [19:31] Odokawa     That's not my job, and you've probably     saved more people than that. [19:37] Kuroda     I'm going to retire. [19:39] Kuroda     Not only did I fail to save     Don-chan's daughter, [19:42] Kuroda     but my subordinates were involved. [19:44] Kuroda     Talk about putting the cart     before the horse. [19:46] Odokawa     I heard from Dobu     that you have only one rule. [19:51] Kuroda     Yeah. "Don't kill people." That's all. [19:57] Odokawa     I see. [20:02] Odokawa     There's close to 100 million yen in here. [20:05] Odokawa     I want you to do as much as you can with it. [20:07] Odokawa     Even if it's just helping the kids     you're currently supporting, [20:09] Odokawa     don't tell them until     you give them that doll. [20:14] Odokawa     You've been a great help     until now. Thank you. [20:54] Odokawa     Great. It's just a cat. [21:01] Kondo     Let's get started. Hello. [21:02] Kondo     We're Bonnou Illumination. [21:03] Fukumoto     We sure did get roped into this. [21:05] Kondo     That's right. We're pinch-hitters. [21:08] Fukumoto     For Homosapiens. [21:09] Kondo     Don't say their name. [21:10] Fukumoto     There's nothing wrong     with saying their name. [21:12] Kondo     Right. It's okay to mention their name. [21:13] Fukutomo     Can you believe Baba-san     was dating a murderer? [21:16] Kondo     You're not supposed to say that. [21:17] Fukumoto     Everyone will creeped out unless I say it. [21:19] Kondo     She's still only a suspect. [21:21] Fukumoto     Forget about that. We're here     to produce a proper radio show. [21:26] Wadagaki     Mom, how are you? [21:28] Wadagaki     Yeah, I transferred to a bigger agency. [21:31] Wadagaki     Yeah. Things are going so     well, it's almost scary. [21:34] Wadagaki     At first, I hounded the manager     after I failed an audition. [21:39] Wadagaki     Thinking about it now makes me laugh. [21:42] Wadagaki     I was frustrated, though. [21:45] Wadagaki     Yeah, it went well. [21:48] Wadagaki     If they hadn't become famous after that,     I think I would've been content. [21:52] Wadagaki     But when I heard they'd be releasing their     first CD, I couldn't sit still anymore. [21:57] Wadagaki     Yeah, everything's going well. [22:01] Wadagaki     Honestly, I wasn't expecting     to lose someone else, [22:04] Wadagaki     but I get more attention because of that. [22:07] Wadagaki     I'm thinking about losing another     and becoming a solo act. [22:12] Wadagaki     What? I'm too greedy? [22:15] Wadagaki     No, nothing for now. [22:18] Wadagaki     All I headed out to do was find     the taxi I rode in then. [22:23] Wadagaki     I think I found it. [22:25] Wadagaki     It was a total coincidence.     I must be lucky after all. SIGN    Aozora Comedy Festival [22:28] Wadagaki     Everything's going my way. [22:30] Wadagaki     I'll tell you more about it later. [22:33] Wadagaki     Don't worry. It'll go well again. SIGN    Uninstall "Zooden?"     All data will be erased     when this app is uninstalled. SIGN    Cancel SIGN    Uninstall [22:36] Wadagaki     Over the end of the year— [22:39] Wadagaki     Actually, I'll tell you about it later. SIGN    Must-read! SIGN    Foolproof Methods For Finding a Job [22:42] Wadagaki     Yeah. Will you make fried chicken     again for me sometime? [22:46] Wadagaki     Like you said, I'm gonna do whatever it takes     to make my dream come true. [22:57] Boss A     Kakihana, let's get lunch. [22:59] Kakihana     Okay. [23:15] Odokawa     All right. [23:22] Odokawa     Hop on in. [23:28] Odokawa     Where to? Movie M1 - ODDTAXI in the Woods Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    National Traffic     Safety Campaign SIGN    Special Fraud     Prevention Campaign SIGN    Taya Police Station SIGN    Interview Room 4 [00:35] Odokawa     How it started? What would you     even call the start of this? [00:45] Odokawa     Of this chain of events?     That doesn't narrow things down. [00:49] Odokawa     It all started on October 4th, right? [00:53] Odokawa     I really don't remember anything about that. [00:57] News     And now for the news. [00:59] News     A high school girl has gone     missing in Nerima City, Tokyo. SIGN    Tea SIGN    High School Student Goes Missing in Nerima [01:04] News     She has been unreachable [01:05] News     since she left her home late     at night on the 4th of this month. [01:08] News     The police believe she may     have been involved in an incident. [01:14] Odokawa     It started with him.     You know, the pygmy hippo. [01:19] Odokawa     Kabasawa? Yeah, Kabasawa. [01:24] Odokawa     What? "Kabasawa, comin' at ya!"? [01:27] Odokawa     The hell is that? Sounds lame. [01:29] Odokawa     Are you a fan of his? [01:32] Odokawa     Personally, I feel like     something went off the rails then. [01:36] Odokawa     That was... October 10th? Oh, right. [01:41] Odokawa     I clearly remember things     starting around then. [01:44] Odokawa     I was driving through the city [01:45] Odokawa     while listening to the Homosapiens     radio show like I always did. SIGN    In the Woods [02:12] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where to? [02:14] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Nerima. [02:16] Kabasawa     Give me a break. [02:20] Kabasawa     I was supposed to be partying it up with     my Kabasawa Crew of followers right now. [02:29] Kabasawa     It's Christmas Eve, you know? [02:33] Kabasawa     The start? October 10th? Oh, yeah. [02:37] Kabasawa     That's when it started.     It's that taxi driver's fault. [02:41] Kabasawa     I remember now. [02:42] Kabasawa     I was drinking cheap booze     with a friend after class. [02:47] Kabasawa     What? We weren't discussing     anything important. [02:50] Kabasawa     It was all stuff about some anime, [02:51] Kabasawa     or how some streamer's     Let's Play was interesting. [02:54] Kabasawa     The friend I was drinking with said he     was gonna meet up with his girlfriend, [02:58] Kabasawa     so we ended at an awkward time. [03:01] Kabasawa     The trains were running, but I couldn't     be bothered, so I took a taxi instead. [03:06] Kabasawa     It was just on a whim. [03:07] Kabasawa     I thought maybe he'd have     an idea I could use. [03:11] Kabasawa     I asked if anything interesting     had happened recently. [03:16] (Flashback) Kabasawa     I'm trying to go viral. [03:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     Viral? [03:19] (Flashback) Kabasawa     I want my posts to be spread     all over social media. [03:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why? [03:24] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Why? Because my friends have. [03:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're sure wasting your time     on pointless shit, huh? [03:30] (Flashback) Kabasawa     It's not pointless. It's important. [03:34] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Likes and followers     represent a person's worth. [03:37] (Flashback) Kabasawa     They're even used as evaluation     criteria by job recruiters. [03:41] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Oh! I just got a great idea. [03:43] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Driver, could you take     a selfie of us together? [03:46] (Flashback) Odokawa     Will that go viral? [03:47] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Just do it. [03:50] Kabasawa     Also, well... I think     I was looking down on him. [03:56] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Done. Look. SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa SIGN    10 seconds ago SIGN    Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao [03:58] Kabasawa     Because I'd only been paying     attention to successful people, [04:01] Kabasawa     when I saw this middle-aged taxi driver     whose life didn't seem to be going anywhere, SIGN    Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver      that I was having trouble finding a job, so he     took my phone and was like, "Check this out;     it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao [04:05] Kabasawa     I felt sort of relieved. [04:07] Kabasawa     Oh, yeah. We encountered     a checkpoint on the way. [04:10] Kabasawa     Now that I think about it, I know that     cop must've been working with Dobu, [04:15] Kabasawa     but that has nothing to do with me. [04:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's odd. Aren't you friends with him? [04:22] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I'm asking for convenience's     sake. Use your head. [04:25] (Flashback) Koshiro     What's he mean, Bro? [04:31] Kabasawa     My impression of Odokawa-san? [04:33] Kabasawa     I mean, I thought he was weird, [04:35] Kabasawa     but I also thought to myself,     "I never want to turn out like this guy." [04:46] Kabasawa     I asked him why he decided     to become a driver, [04:49] Kabasawa     and he gave me some halfhearted answer. [04:51] Kabasawa     I got caught up hoping that I'd be living [04:54] Kabasawa     a more joyful and easier life     by the time I'm his age, [04:58] Kabasawa     and I forgot my phone in the car. [05:00] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Sorry, Driver. I forgot my phone. [05:03] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Could you come back? [05:04] Odokawa     I told you not to leave anything in the car. [05:07] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Did it go viral? [05:12] (Flashback) Odokawa     The notifications won't stop. [05:15] Kabasawa     Seriously? It went viral. [05:18] Kabasawa     I was so surprised. [05:20] Kabasawa     I thought it'd be nice if it went viral, [05:22] Kabasawa     but I didn't expect it to get     that much attention. [05:24] Kabasawa     Now that I think about it,     that moment changed my life. [05:29] Kabasawa     Do I regret it? [05:30] Kabasawa     No. No, I don't regret it. [05:32] Kabasawa     After all, it wasn't intentional,     and there's nothing I can do about it. [05:37] Kabasawa     Yeah. Right? [05:39] Kabasawa     I had no idea Dobu was in that photo. [05:43] Shirakawa     Are you two doing well? [05:46] Shirakawa     Huh? Oh, we're short on time? [05:49] Shirakawa     Anyway, it's incredible. How many     people are you seeing today? [05:54] Shirakawa     Right, sorry. We're here to      have a serious conversation. SIGN    Runaway?     Kidnapping? SIGN    High School Girl Missing in Nerima City      Unreachable Since Going Out Late at Night [06:00] Shirakawa     There was a news report that day about     a girl from Nerima who went missing. [06:09] (Flashback) Odokawa     Are you happy? [06:12] (Flashback) Odokawa     You can run away whenever you want. [06:15] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm not trapping you in here     or keeping you tied up. [06:19] (Flashback) Odokawa     You chose to stay here. [06:22] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san came in for a checkup. [06:25] Shirakawa     No, it wasn't the first time.     He'd visited several times before. SIGN    Goriki Clinic [06:30] (Flashback) Goriki     Well, Odokawa? [06:32] (Flashback) Goriki     Have you been sleeping well? [06:34] (Flashback) Odokawa     I go to sleep while listening to rakugo. [06:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     I've already memorized it, you quack. [06:40] (Flashback) Goriki     Master Donraku Shofutei's routine? [06:42] (Flashback) Odokawa     Yeah. I'm surprised you know about him. [06:45] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I've got a Donraku eraser. [06:48] (Flashback) Odokawa     A what? [06:49] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I don't really understand it myself, [06:51] (Flashback) Shirakawa     but it's an original Master Donraku eraser. [06:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     Who the hell needs something like that? [06:57] Shirakawa     That Donraku eraser... [07:00] Shirakawa     I promised I'd tell you     everything today, didn't I? [07:04] Shirakawa     Dobu-san gave me the Donraku eraser     so I could attract Odokawa-san's attention. [07:11] (Flashback) Shirakawa     You can have it. [07:16] (Flashback) Goriki     Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you? [07:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     A gorilla. [07:23] (Flashback) Goriki     You're not wrong. [07:26] Shirakawa     In any case, I wanted to     get closer to Odokawa-san. [07:29] Shirakawa     That's how it was, back then. [07:31] Shirakawa     Of course, I was under     Dobu-san's orders at the time. [07:33] Shirakawa     But... [07:36] Shirakawa     I don't sound very convincing, do I? [07:39] Shirakawa     I don't know how to put it exactly, [07:40] Shirakawa     but I felt like I could finally fly     off the perch I'd been sitting on. [07:44] Shirakawa     What? That's a confusing analogy? [07:47] Shirakawa     Well, yeah. After all, I'm an alpaca. [07:51] Big Daimon     This place doesn't have ramen? [07:54] Big Daimon     Well, whatever. [07:56] Big Daimon     You guys have got some guts. [07:59] Big Daimon     Aren't you threatening me, here? [08:02] Big Daimon     You won't tell anyone?     What's the point of this, then? [08:07] Big Daimon     Don't you already know everything? [08:10] Big Daimon     Confirming what you know, huh? [08:11] Big Daimon     If you've got a point here, make it quick. [08:15] Big Daimon     Huh? [08:16] Big Daimon     What? You wanna drag Dobu     into these interviews? [08:21] Big Daimon     That's easy enough. You just need money. [08:26] Big Daimon     That all started with money, too.     It was purely about the money. SIGN    Goriki Clinic [08:30] Big Daimon     Because Dobu said that dash     cam's data was valuable, [08:33] Big Daimon     he used the police's power     to get his hands on it. [08:36] Big Daimon     And it's true that Odokawa was     a person of interest in the case. [08:41] (Flashback) Odokawa     What? [08:42] (Flashback) Kenshiro     That high school girl     from Nerima got in your car. [08:46] (Flashback) Odokawa     My car? [08:47] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I'm taking your data. This is a seizure. [08:52] (Flashback) Kenshiro     If anything comes up,     I expect your cooperation again. [08:56] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Don't go to the police, though. [09:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     What if I do? [09:02] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Not sure, but I imagine a wanted     criminal armed with a gun might kill you. [09:08] Big Daimon     Why? What does it matter? [09:11] Big Daimon     You shouldn't stick your noses     too deep into this. [09:15] Big Daimon     More importantly, do you know     where my brother is? [09:32] Taeko     Excuse me! [09:34] Taeko     Have you got anything as close as possible     to tofu and spinach sesame salad? [09:38] Taeko     What? Cilantro and white onions? [09:41] Taeko     In that case, never mind. [09:44] Taeko     This place sure does like to put on airs. [09:46] Taeko     What? You don't think so? [09:49] Taeko     Oh, right. How's the investigation     coming along? Any progress? [09:54] Taeko     Money? Oh, you might be able     to interview Dobu-san. [09:58] Taeko     Yeah, all right. I'll pay for it. [10:02] Taeko     No, don't worry about it. [10:04] Taeko     More importantly, will you be     all right? Isn't that dangerous? [10:07] Taeko     Not even biotechnology     can beat him anymore. [10:10] Taeko     Apparently we've come full circle     to physical attacks again. [10:13] Taeko     It's like the wrecking ball they used     during the Asama-Sanso incident. [10:17] Taeko     What? Oh, right. [10:21] Taeko     What was happening at the shop then? [10:23] Taeko     As usual, it started with a conversation     about health typical of middle-aged men, SIGN    Yamabiko [10:27] Taeko     when suddenly Goriki-san said... [10:29] (Flashback) Goriki     Tell Odokawa to go to a bigger hospital. [10:33] (Flashback) Taeko     Is something wrong with him? [10:36] (Flashback) Goriki     Don't you think he's strange? [10:39] (Flashback) Kakihana     He's always been strange. [10:41] (Flashback) Kakihana     He hates people and is sarcastic. [10:43] (Flashback) Kakihana     His parents abandoned him. [10:45] (Flashback) Kakihana     Of course he's twisted. [10:47] (Flashback) Goriki     Not that. It's something     more... fundamental. [10:53] (Flashback) Kakihana     Come to think of it,     I saw Daimon the other day. [10:55] (Flashback) Kakihana     He said something odd. [10:58] (Flashback) Kakihana     He thought Odokawa might be involved     in the Nerima missing person case. [11:01] (Flashback) Taeko     Could it be? [11:02] (Flashback) Kakihana     He went to question Odokawa's neighbors. [11:05] (Flashback) Kakihana     They said they heard Odokawa     talking to someone [11:07] (Flashback) Kakihana     when he supposedly lives alone. [11:09] (Flashback) Taeko     Maybe he was on the phone. [11:11] (Flashback) Goriki     I heard the police were looking for Dobu. [11:20] Shirakawa     We talked about all kinds of stuff, [11:22] Shirakawa     like how Odokawa-san's family     never came back, [11:26] Shirakawa     and my scholarship money. [11:29] (Flashback) Odokawa     Nurses must make good money. [11:31] (Flashback) Shirakawa     You remember me. [11:34] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're the only alpaca around here. [11:38] (Flashback) Odokawa     What's so funny?     Are you laughing to be polite? [11:41] Shirakawa     In any case, at the time, [11:43] Shirakawa     I felt I had to make Odokawa-san     aware of my existence. [11:49] Shirakawa     What? [11:50] Shirakawa     Yeah, that's right.     I owed Dobu-san money. [11:55] Shirakawa     Maybe that's why I did as he said. [11:59] Shirakawa     I don't know. [12:02] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san, is there anyone you like? [12:04] (Flashback) Odokawa     Nope. [12:05] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What a waste. [12:06] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Life's more fun when you're in love. [12:08] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm too old for that. [12:10] (Flashback) Shirakawa     You're still only 41.     Your life is just getting started. [12:13] (Flashback) Odokawa     How do you know that? [12:14] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I've seen your medical records. [12:16] (Flashback) Odokawa     You know all my personal     information, don't you? [12:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     Shirakawa-san, is there anyone you like? [12:27] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Yes. [12:29] Shirakawa     I thought, "This is my chance!" [12:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     Huh. What's he like? [12:35] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What's he like?     He's a little hard to describe. [12:40] (Flashback) Odokawa     Do you have a photo of him? [12:42] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I do. Would you like to see? [12:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     I would. [12:45] Shirakawa     What? I don't have "game"     or anything like that. [12:49] Shirakawa     I really was desperate. [12:52] Shirakawa     Cunning? Oh, please. [12:56] Shirakawa     All I did was turn on the front-facing     camera and show him. [12:59] Kakihana     Yeah, I was surprised. [13:02] Kakihana     Romance was never Odokawa's thing. [13:06] Kakihana     I was surprised, and I panicked. [13:09] Kakihana     But since I wanted to support him,      I guess I did egg him on. [13:14] Kakihana     I thought it'd be nice if it worked out. [13:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     You've transcended all kinds of stuff     to achieve a look of total serenity. [13:22] (Flashback) Kakihana     Hold on. I'm organizing     my thoughts right now. [13:26] Kakihana     What? Jealous? [13:32] Kakihana     No, not at all. [13:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hey, don't take pictures     in the changing room. [13:40] (Flashback) Kakihana     Who cares? There's nobody here. [13:42] (Flashback) Kakihana     Taeko said she hasn't seen your     face in a while. She misses you. [13:47] (Flashback) Odokawa     It doesn't matter that nobody's here.     It says it's prohibited. SIGN    Looking For Marriage SIGN    You have new messages SIGN    Close SIGN    View Message [13:53] Kakihana     I mean, I did envy him. SIGN    Online SIGN    Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo SIGN    Nice to meet you. I was intrigued by your very genuine-looking photo, so I sent you a message. Feel free to message back. [13:56] Kakihana     What? Is that why I did that? SIGN    Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo [14:00] Kakihana     Come on, give me a break. [14:07] (Flashback) Odokawa     Are you listening, Kakihana? [14:13] Shibagaki     I've got the least to do with this incident. [14:16] Shibagaki     And the loser's bracket     show is tomorrow. [14:19] Shibagaki     I don't have time for this. [14:22] Shibagaki     What am I gonna do?     I'm gonna brush up on my jokes! [14:27] Shibagaki     Sorry for shouting. I'm not mad or anything. [14:30] Shibagaki     I've got the powerful voice of someone     who's performed onstage a lot. [14:33] Shibagaki     I've never had to project my voice. [14:35] Shibagaki     Anyway, what do you want? SIGN    Lucky Retailer!! SIGN    Hachiko Square SIGN    Lottery Tickets [14:38] Shibagaki     Imai? Ah, yeah. Imai-san. [14:41] Shibagaki     He's a senior employee at my job. [14:43] Shibagaki     We live in a hierarchical society, [14:44] Shibagaki     so I respect him even though     he's younger than me. [14:47] Shibagaki     Besides, he's a good person. [14:49] Shibagaki     He said a real nice driver     gave him a discount. [14:52] Shibagaki     Apparently haggling with taxi drivers     is against the law. Did you know that? [14:55] Shibagaki     Maybe I'll write about him     in a review of the cabaret club. [14:57] Shibagaki     Just kidding. Nobody does that. [15:00] Shibagaki     Apparently they even had     a conversation about idols. [15:03] (Flashback) Imai     After struggling for two years,     they finally debuted. [15:06] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's not a very long struggle. [15:07] (Flashback) Imai     Thinking back, I encountered them a year ago [15:09] (Flashback) Imai     at a concert I happened to attend. [15:11] (Flashback) Imai     Back then, there were only five people     in the audience, including me. [15:14] (Flashback) Imai     But today, all those fans came to see them. [15:17] (Flashback) Imai     I feel happy, but also kind     of sad. I feel conflicted. [15:21] (Flashback) Imai     But, like, knowing them since way back     gives me a sense of superiority. [15:25] (Flashback) Imai     I was one of those five fans. [15:28] (Flashback) Imai     I'll never forget how I felt then. [15:31] (Flashback) Imai     Rui Nikaido's overpowering aura. [15:33] (Flashback) Imai     Her singing reminded me of Janis Joplin. [15:35] (Flashback) Imai     Her innate idol-like qualities contrasted     with the ambition that flowed out of her. [15:39] (Flashback) Imai     Yuki Mitsuya's exceptional physical     abilities backed by her next-level dancing. [15:43] (Flashback) Imai     Shiho Ichimura's genuine modesty. [15:47] (Flashback) Imai     Each idol had a unique personality. [15:48] (Flashback) Imai     They were the holy trinity of idols. [15:51] (Flashback) Odokawa     You've got a lot to say about them, [15:53] (Flashback) Odokawa     but their personalities got     less impressive as you went on. [15:55] Shibagaki     Apparently he bragged about being one of     five audience members before they debuted. [15:59] Shibagaki     Back when we debuted, we performed     in front of five people, [16:03] Shibagaki     and all five of them made faces     like they'd dropped their wallets. [16:05] (Flashback) Yamato     I'm ready to take your picture. [16:11] (Flashback) Imai     I've been thinking. [16:13] (Flashback) Imai     Both Ichimura-san and Mitsuya-san     would look better without masks. [16:16] (Flashback) Imai     They're so cute. It's a waste. [16:18] (Flashback) Imai     Also... [16:21] (Flashback) Imai     Mitsuya-san's dancing has     gotten a little sloppy. [16:25] Shibagaki     He said one of them seemed off her game. [16:27] Shibagaki     I think it was Mitsuya-san? [16:29] Shibagaki     I didn't give a shit,     but nodded along anyway. [16:34] (Flashback) Yamamoto     That Imai guy was one     of those five guys, right? [16:38] (Flashback) Nikaido     Yeah. He's probably the only one     who's been following us since then. [16:45] (Flashback) Yamamoto     It's them. [16:48] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Hello, this is Yamamoto. Yes. [16:51] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Yes, it went smoothly. Yes. [16:55] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Half, right? Of course. [16:57] (Flashback) Yamamoto     What? A dash cam? [17:01] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I'll look for him. [17:03] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Do you know the driver's name? [17:05] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I'm not sure what I can do if you don't. [17:08] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You're right. Understood. [17:13] (Flashback) Nikaido     What did they say? [17:14] (Flashback) Yamamoto     It's fine. Nothing for you     to worry about, Nikaido. [17:21] Shibagaki     Anyway, the driver...     That's Odokawa-san, right? [17:24] Shibagaki     Imai bought a lottery ticket using     the numbers Odokawa-san chose randomly. [17:29] Shibagaki     Yeah, that's right.     After all, he's a blabbermouth. [17:33] Shibagaki     I know he brought it on himself,     but I worry about him. [17:36] (Flashback) Imai     Hey, that sounds pretty good. [17:38] (Flashback) Imai     I'm off to buy a lottery ticket. [17:40] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hey, you still had money? [17:44] (Flashback) Odokawa     Jeez. SIGN    New message SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    Can we meet now? SIGN    Can we meet now? [17:56] Shibagaki     Wherever he is, I hope he's all right. [18:04] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where t— [18:15] Dobu     Let me tell you something. [18:18] Dobu     The truth exists inside all     our hearts. There isn't just one. [18:22] Dobu     There's no point in trying     to learn the truth. [18:25] Dobu     My story might change depending     on how much you pay me. [18:33] (Flashback) Dobu     Odokawa-kun, let's go for a drive. [18:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Sure thing. You'll pay your fare, won't you? [18:40] (Flashback) Dobu     Maybe, if you give me     some useful information. [18:48] Dobu     Are you really gonna     find the truth doing this? [18:51] Dobu     I'm not the only one.     The others are the same, too. [18:54] Dobu     What they will and won't say     depends on how it benefits them. [18:59] Dobu     They use the truth and lies accordingly. [19:03] Dobu     You're just private civilians.     Can you tell the difference? [19:05] Dobu     But given all that, I'll tell you this. [19:08] Dobu     Everything I'm about to tell you is true. [19:14] Dobu     I became interested in Odokawa [19:16] Dobu     because he gave a ride to that     high school girl from Nerima. [19:18] Dobu     I'm certain of that. I heard     about it from the police. [19:22] Dobu     I just handled things my way. [19:25] Dobu     But there is one person     who knows how I do things. [19:31] (Flashback) Dobu     If anyone shows up looking     for your dash cam data, [19:34] (Flashback) Dobu     I want you to let me know. [19:35] (Flashback) Odokawa     And if I refuse? [19:38] (Flashback) Dobu     I'll kill you. [19:42] (Flashback) Odokawa     So, you're not actually involved? [19:45] (Flashback) Dobu     Nope. Swear to God, I'm not involved. [19:49] (Flashback) Dobu     If anything, I was framed. [19:52] (Flashback) Odokawa     Do you have any idea who might be involved? [19:56] (Flashback) Dobu     A guy named Yano. [19:57] (Flashback) Odokawa     Yano? [19:59] Dobu     Yeah, that's right. Yano. [20:01] Dobu     Yano knew I'd try to steal     the dash cam data, [20:04] Dobu     so he spread the rumor     that I'd try to take the data [20:07] Dobu     to cover up evidence     of the high school girl's kidnapping. [20:11] (Flashback) Yano     So persistent, so drawn out,     my ringtone's imposition. [20:14] (Flashback) Yano     I'm dealing with a lot over here.     Submission. Addiction. [20:19] (Flashback) Yano     Wish I could take my medicine and     go to bed, but a container ship? [20:22] (Flashback) Yano     Please zip it. I won't do it again.     I promise I won't do it again. [20:25] (Flashback) Yano     Isn't it about time you told me your name? [20:28] (Flashback) Yano     Who's calling? [20:30] Dobu     It's less that Yano's "smart"     and more that he's "out to kill me." [20:35] (Flashback) Yano     Seems like the culprit's     the one who stole his gun. [20:37] (Flashback) Yano     If the boss finds out, Dobu better run. [20:39] (Flashback) Yano     Either way, his points are      goin' down one-by-one. [20:41] (Flashback) Yano     After this, all his business will be mine. [20:43] (Flashback) Yano     Dobu-san underestimates me     'cause he thinks I'm an herbivore. [20:48] (Flashback) Yano     I'll peel back his disguise     and stab him with all my spines. [20:50] (Flashback) Yano     Seize the big money and     laugh out loud like a porcupine. [20:57] Dobu     But his directness is his failing. [21:00] Dobu     Think about it. [21:02] Dobu     At that point the only ones who knew     that dash cam data was important [21:06] Dobu     were the police, me, and the culprits. [21:10] Dobu     He thought he was making the first move,     but the game was already over. [21:14] Dobu     They were trying to outsmart me, [21:17] Dobu     but I've been through     way more shit than them. [21:20] Dobu     It's true of both Yano and Odokawa. [21:22] (Flashback) Dobu     Shirakawa... [21:25] (Flashback) Dobu     So, that's your weakness. [21:29] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why Shirakawa-san? [21:32] Dobu     I had Shirakawa approach Odokawa? [21:35] Dobu     Who knows? She chose to do it on her own. [21:39] (Flashback) Dobu     Sounds like we have a deal, then. [21:42] (Flashback) Dobu     Thanks for your help. [21:45] Dobu     What's going to happen tomorrow? [21:47] Dobu     Oh, you'll see. [21:56] Shirakawa     It was a little gamble I decided to take. [22:00] Shirakawa     I knew Dobu-san would go to see Odokawa-san, [22:04] Shirakawa     so I invited Odokawa-san out     to block Dobu-san's plans. [22:11] Shirakawa     What if I'd waited all night     and he never came? SIGN    Ultra Rare Dodo [22:14] Shirakawa     Then I probably would've kept     letting Dobu-san use me. [22:19] Shirakawa     I wanted to change. [22:21] Shirakawa     At the time, I was screaming in my heart. [22:24] Shirakawa     "Please, Odokawa-san. [22:26] Shirakawa     Take me away from here." [22:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     You don't want to be friends with me. [22:35] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Why not? [22:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     Because I've got some     yakuza-type guys after me. [22:40] (Flashback) Odokawa     They know who my friends are. [22:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     It's kind of dangerous. [22:45] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I'll be fine. Despite how I look... [22:50] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I used to practice capoeira. [22:58] (Flashback) Odokawa     That was surprising. I thought     a Bollywood movie was about to start. [23:04] (Flashback) Odokawa     What's capoeira? [23:05] (Flashback) Shirakawa     A Brazilian martial art. [23:07] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why? [23:08] (Flashback) Shirakawa     At first, I was trying to lose weight. [23:11] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Then I got interested in seeing how much      I could improve my queixada form. [23:14] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Oh, a queixada is a kick     to the chin. It's— [23:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's not what I meant. [23:18] (Flashback) Odokawa     Your makeshift capoeira won't     be enough to beat these guys. [23:22] (Flashback) Shirakawa     That's obnoxious. How do you know     my martial arts skills are makeshift? [23:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     If it was to lose weight, then it can't      be effective in a real fight. [23:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     So it's makeshift. [23:29] (Flashback) Shirakawa     It wouldn't upset you if someone     called you a makeshift taxi driver? [23:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     Obviously I'd be upset. It's my job. [23:35] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm not calling you a makeshift nurse. [23:37] (Flashback) Shirakawa     By the way, what does "makeshift" mean? [23:40] (Flashback) Odokawa     You got upset when you     didn't know what it meant? [23:42] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I understood more or less from the nuance. [23:44] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Use a synonym that's easier to understand. [23:46] (Flashback) Odokawa     It means "temporary substitute." [23:47] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Who's a temporary substitute nurse?! [23:49] (Flashback) Odokawa     I didn't say that, [23:50] (Flashback) Odokawa     and I'm astonished that you got     upset for the same reason twice. [23:56] (Flashback) Odokawa     Please, no more queixada! [24:03] (Flashback) Odokawa     Anyway, it's dangerous for us     to be meeting like this. [24:06] (Flashback) Odokawa     For you, that is. [24:08] (Flashback) Shirakawa     It doesn't matter. I'm an adult. [24:11] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I can protect myself. [24:16] (Flashback) Odokawa     What's your goal? [24:18] (Flashback) Shirakawa     For what? [24:19] (Flashback) Odokawa     What do you gain from meeting     with me, Shirakawa-san? [24:23] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Am I bothering you? [24:24] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Would it bother you to occasionally     meet and chat like this [24:29] (Flashback) Shirakawa     or exchange messages? [24:32] (Flashback) Shirakawa     I find being around you     relaxing, Odokawa-san. [24:41] Shirakawa     I should've told Odokawa-san     the truth from the start, but... [24:46] Shirakawa     What? Capoeira? [24:48] Shirakawa     Of course I've never actually used it     on anyone. Not at that time, anyway. [24:52] Shirakawa     Oh, right. A queixada is— [24:55] Shirakawa     What? You don't need me to show you? [24:58] Shirakawa     This isn't that kind of     interview? Aw, shucks. [25:05] Kakihana     You think I'm stupid, don't      you? Well, join the club. [25:09] Kakihana     But sometimes you gotta close your eyes [25:12] Kakihana     and pretend you can't see,     or else you can't get up. [25:20] (Flashback) Kakihana     Love is both a painful and beautiful thing. [25:24] (Flashback) Odokawa     Are you in love? [25:26] (Flashback) Kakihana     My spring's finally on the horizon. [25:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     Really? That's great. SIGN    Looking For Marriage SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Kakihana-san!!     Good luck at work [25:32] Kakihana     I was stupid and got carried away. [25:34] Kakihana     That's what loneliness does to people. [25:37] (Flashback) Kakihana     Shiho-chan, do you actually     want to get married? [25:41] (Flashback) Ichimura     Being surprised with     an engagement ring would be amazing. [25:47] Kakihana     Look, I know. [25:49] Kakihana     When you really think about it, a cute     girl like her would never fall for me. SIGN    Takotako Loans [25:54] Kakihana     Even if it were true, [25:57] Kakihana     I know she'd only be interested     in the fake version of me. SIGN    Looking For Marriage SIGN    Eiji Kakihana     41 Years Old, Tokyo SIGN    Profile     Born: Tokyo     Education: High School Graduate     Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000     Build: Skinny     Height: 170cm SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: Less Than 3,000,000 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 2 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 20 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 200 [26:02] Kakihana     To be even more pathetic, though, SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 2000 SIGN    Education: High School Graduate          Annual Income: 20,000,000 [26:07] Kakihana     I figured I'd be okay     no matter what happened [26:10] Kakihana     because it'd be the fake me who got hurt. [26:15] Kakihana     The real me was already wounded all over. [26:23] Sato     Yes, Tanaka and I were in the same     class in elementary school. [26:28] Sato     Our class went through     an eraser-collecting fad, [26:32] Sato     and Tanaka had a dodo eraser. [26:35] Sato     A dodo. It's a kind of bird. [26:39] Sato     By the way, I had a Seven Deities     of Good Luck treasure ship eraser. [26:44] Sato     Amazing, right? [26:45] Sato     I had lots of other rare erasers, too. [26:49] Sato     My family ran a stationery import business, [26:52] Sato     and my dad would go abroad to buy them. [26:55] Sato     I had a lot of social influence back then. [26:58] Sato     Oh, right. You were asking about Tanaka. [27:00] Sato     I saw him as a fellow eraser collector.     For a brief moment, anyway. SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser [27:06] Sato     Oh, right. A Donraku eraser once     appeared in an online auction. SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser SIGN    My Page SIGN    Watching SIGN    Selling SIGN    Auctions > Toys > Games > Figures > Erasers SIGN    Number of Bids SIGN    Bidding History [27:08] Sign Top Right     Time Remaining SIGN    4 Days Details SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Seller Information SIGN    Follow SIGN    No refunds, no returns SIGN    Overall Rating: 24 Positive Ratings: 30 [27:12] Sato     I think it was 3,000 yen. [27:15] Sato     Before I knew it, someone had bid on it. [27:18] Sato     Honestly, I never intended to buy it,     but I did drive the price up a little. SIGN    Number of Bids SIGN    Bidding History [27:19] Top Right Sign     Time Remaining SIGN    12 Minutes Details SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid [27:23] Sato     They got into a bidding war with me. SIGN    Current Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Free Shipping SIGN    Place Bid [27:25] Sato     We got carried away and     kept bidding back and forth, [27:28] Sato     and it eventually reached 100,000 yen. SIGN    Bid SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Maximum Bid SIGN    yen SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Place Bid SIGN    Place Bid [27:31] Sato     I got scared at that point and     quit bidding, but isn't that crazy? [27:37] (Flashback) Tanaka     There was something I wanted to look up. [27:44] Sato     The system was still unrefined at the time. SIGN    Congratulations! You have won the auction. SIGN    One-of-a-kind Super Rare Original Donraku Eraser SIGN    Auction ID: 32976128739 End Time and Date: 9/22 17:32 SIGN    Number of Items: 1 Final Price 100,000 yen SIGN    Begin Transaction SIGN    Seller Information ditch-11 SIGN    Follow SIGN    Begin Transaction SIGN    Seller Information [27:48] Sato     I'm amazed we did that with all     the scams going on at the time. SIGN    Tanaka SIGN    Zoological Garden SIGN    Gather and raise animals... SIGN    Install SIGN    Sengokusou SIGN    Live with generals SIGN    Install [27:55] Sato     Do I have any attachment     to material objects? SIGN    < Back SIGN    Zoological Garden SIGN    Install SIGN    3245 Reviews [27:59] Sato     Doesn't everyone to some degree? No? SIGN    Ultra Rare SIGN    Dodo [28:05] Sato     But they say one man's trash     is another man's treasure. SIGN    Ultra Rare SIGN    Dodo [28:12] (Flashback) Tanaka     A dodo... [28:13] (Flashback) Tanaka     It finally paid off! [28:15] (Flashback) Tanaka     Yes! I did it! A dodo! [28:24] Sato     By the way, in Zooden*—it's     a game called* Zoological Garden*— [28:29] Sato     the dodo in Zooden was trash to me. [28:34] Sato     I mean, I've got a ton of 'em. [28:59] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Hey, you! What are you trying to do? [29:24] Wadagaki     What? No outside food allowed? [29:26] Wadagaki     Who cares? [29:28] Wadagaki     See? None of the staff are saying anything. [29:31] Wadagaki     My mom told me I should do what     I want, no matter how small. [29:39] Wadagaki     For example, even if you only*     think "I want cake" for a second, [29:42] Wadagaki     you'll come up with reasons     not to have some, [29:44] Wadagaki     like you'd have to go out and buy it, [29:45] Wadagaki     or that it's expensive, or it'll make you fat. [29:47] Wadagaki     If you keep granting even     your smallest wishes, [29:50] Wadagaki     then you're someone who     makes their dreams come true. [29:53] Wadagaki     Isn't that amazing? [29:54] Wadagaki     So I do everything I instinctively     feel like doing. [29:58] Wadagaki     That's what I've decided. [30:00] Wadagaki     I think that's the reason     I became a part of Mystery Kiss. [30:04] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I have an attachment to it.     It's my soul food. [30:10] (Flashback) Odokawa     What's soul food? [30:12] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I don't know. It's just a feeling. [30:15] (Flashback) Yamamoto     It's like local cuisine or the taste     of your mother's cooking, right? [30:19] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Yeah. The fried chicken my mom     used to make was so good. [30:25] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Is Nikaido-san coming today? [30:27] (Flashback) Yamato     She's showing up late. [30:29] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Don't you think she gets     too much special treatment? [30:31] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Lucky... I wish I got the same. [30:33] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Keep working at it, Mitsuya. [30:34] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Didn't you promise your mom you'd follow     your dreams when you came to Tokyo? [30:37] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Yeah, but... [30:39] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Hey, a fried chicken restaurant! [30:42] Wadagaki     What? The phone? [30:44] Wadagaki     Oh, yeah. I got in the wrong taxi. [30:47] Wadagaki     I did it because     the passenger asked me to do it. [30:48] Wadagaki     I wasn't really thinking about anything. [30:52] Wadagaki     The same way I do things I want to do, [30:55] Wadagaki     they probably had something     they wanted to do, too. [30:58] Wadagaki     After all, I really do wish     everyone's dreams could come true. [31:03] Wadagaki     If only there were enough     chairs for everyone. [31:06] Wadagaki     It's people who have     given up on their dreams [31:08] Wadagaki     who criticize that or      try to hold others back. [31:15] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Head inside and start     practicing by yourself. [31:17] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Aw, what? [31:18] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Don't whine. You're the newest, Mitsuya. [31:22] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You need to work harder than the others. [31:24] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Fine... [31:25] (Flashback) Driver     Boy, am I delighted. [31:27] (Flashback) Driver     As a taxi driver, that's the number     one thing I want someone to say to me. [31:30] (Flashback) Driver     "Follow that car." [31:38] Ichimura     I just wanted to be rich. [31:41] Ichimura     I only auditioned because     I didn't know of any other way. [31:47] Ichimura     I thought I'd be able to live off     the royalties if I made my major debut, [31:51] Ichimura     but the reality is so bad, I would've made     more money if I'd gotten a proper job. [31:56] Ichimura     What do I want if I do get rich? [31:59] Ichimura     Bathe in some hot springs and take it easy. [32:02] Ichimura     I don't want to work. [32:07] (Flashback) Ichimura     Is Nikaido-san coming? [32:09] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Later. [32:11] (Flashback) Ichimura     I can't keep up with her ambition. [32:14] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You can work at your own pace. [32:17] (Flashback) Ichimura     She's incredible. I bet she'd     kill someone just to get ahead. [32:21] (Flashback) Ichimura     She probably already has, honestly. [32:22] (Flashback) Yamamoto     What are you talking about? [32:24] Ichimura     How crazy is Nikaido-san? [32:26] Ichimura     I can't explain it with words. You have     to experience it to understand it. [32:33] Ichimura     I simply wasn't suited to this world. [32:37] Ichimura     Which part exactly? I don't know. [32:41] Ichimura     I guess it comes down to     whether or not you think it's fun. [32:44] Ichimura     I didn't feel anything when     I was told we'd get to debut. [32:48] Ichimura     It didn't feel real. [32:51] Ichimura     Oh, shit. I just figured it out. [32:55] Ichimura     It's because I haven't been paid much. [32:59] (Flashback) Ichimura     Exchanging messages with     old dudes is exhausting, too— [33:02] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Hey. [33:05] Imai     What? Kakihana? [33:09] Ichimura     Why? Oh, shit. [33:14] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Mitsuya's already inside. [33:16] (Flashback) Ichimura     I don't like her.     I liked things better before. [33:19] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Ichimura. [33:20] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Your innocence is your strength,     but consider the time, place, and occasion. [33:27] Yamamoto     This isn't what I agreed to. [33:29] Yamamoto     I was told this was an interview     concerning Mystery Kiss's debut. [33:33] Yamamoto     Debut? Of course they will. [33:35] Yamamoto     It goes on sale tomorrow. [33:37] Yamamoto     Canceled? What are you talking about? [33:40] Yamamoto     If you don't start making sense, I'm leaving. [33:44] Yamamoto     I'm busy right now. [33:47] (Flashback) Yamamoto     By the way, Driver,     could I get your business card? [33:49] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Ideally, I'd like to use the same      person to drive them around. [33:52] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You seem tight-lipped, too. [33:54] (Flashback) Odokawa     I won't always be available,     so don't get your hopes up. SIGN    Driver     Hiroshi Odokawa [34:00] (Flashback) Yamamoto     The taxi? Does that have     anything to do with this? [34:04] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I believe it's common to hire a driver     for girls who are in the public eye. SIGN    Mystery Kiss [34:09] (Flashback) Odokawa     Is your office in Kamimeguro the place     with the bar on the first floor? [34:14] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Yeah, that's it. You know the place? [34:16] (Flashback) Odokawa     I was just thinking about     how I once drove a girl there. [34:20] (Flashback) Yamamoto     What? When? [34:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     About two weeks ago, I think. [34:25] (Flashback) Odokawa     She must've been from your agency. [34:30] (Flashback) Yamamoto     It was probably one of      the girls you drove today. [34:34] (Flashback) Yamamoto     The only group we manage is Mystery Kiss. [34:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     Maybe. [34:38] (Flashback) Odokawa     Girls that age, especially ones trying     to be idols, all look the same to me. [34:47] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You said you recognized     the second girl, Shiho Ichimura. [34:50] (Flashback) Yamamoto     It must've been her. [34:51] (Flashback) Odokawa     She's a calico cat.     The other girl was a little different. [34:58] Yamamoto     Oh, yeah. [35:01] Yamamoto     He mentioned he happened     to give a ride to one of our girls, [35:05] Yamamoto     so I thought he'd be perfect. [35:07] Yamamoto     Nothing more, nothing less. [35:12] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Does this car have a recording device? [35:18] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why? [35:19] Yamamoto     Sometimes you see them in the news. [35:22] Yamamoto     You know, in stories about robberies. [35:24] Odokawa     Yeah, I've got one. [35:26] Yamamoto     Any chance I could get your data? [35:29] Yamamoto     Regarding the dash cam data,     as I said at the time, [35:32] Yamamoto     I just thought it'd be nice if I could     use it for promotional purposes. [35:35] Yamamoto     Doesn't it seem like it'd be pretty slick? [35:37] Yamamoto     It's candid footage of the girls in transit. [35:40] Yamamoto     Familiar, authentic content is     better received these days [35:44] Yamamoto     over anything that's manufactured. [35:47] Yamamoto     Real people, without any lies. SIGN    Mystery Kiss [35:50] Yamamoto     Huh? Then it doesn't make     sense to wear masks? [35:54] Yamamoto     That's part of our—     Y'know, the presentation. [35:58] Yamamoto     Lies? Nothing I've said is a lie. [36:07] Goriki     Honestly, I'm still not sure [36:10] Goriki     how deep I should be digging     into Odokawa's past. [36:14] Goriki     But as his doctor and friend, [36:19] Goriki     I couldn't sit by and watch as he got     dragged into a mysterious situation. [36:25] Goriki     It's not about his past or illness. [36:27] Goriki     I just want to take away the struggles     he experiences while just living. [36:35] Goriki     No, maybe even that's     too presumptuous of me. [36:39] Goriki     But I think he changed at some point. [36:43] Goriki     He's actively associating with others. [36:48] (Flashback) Goriki     You've changed, Odokawa. [36:51] (Flashback) Goriki     The cause? Well, probably Shirakawa-san. [36:57] (Flashback) Odokawa     Unusually enough, two people     asked to meet me today. [37:01] Dobu     Shirakawa? It must've come     as a shock to Odokawa. [37:07] Dobu     Odokawa's easy to read. [37:10] Dobu     Despite how he seems, his emotions     always show on his face. [37:13] Dobu     My victory was certain     the moment I won him over. [37:16] Dobu     What's "winning" and     "losing" in this situation? [37:18] Dobu     Money and honor. [37:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     Couldn't you have picked     a better place to meet? [37:23] (Flashback) Dobu     What's wrong with here? [37:26] Dobu     Yano's overconfident. [37:28] Dobu     Whether they're respectable     citizens or wimps, [37:30] Dobu     you gotta use everything you can. [37:32] Dobu     I'm really grateful to Odokawa. [37:35] Dobu     He might hate me more than anything, [37:38] Dobu     but in another timeline,     we could've been friends. [37:43] (Flashback) Dobu     C'mon, I'm surrounded by enemies. [37:46] (Flashback) Dobu     I've made blunder after blunder.     I'm desperate. [37:48] (Flashback) Dobu     I lost something important     that the boss gave me. [37:51] (Flashback) Dobu     And recently, a video of some     amateur claiming he'll catch me [37:55] (Flashback) Dobu     has gotten ten million views.     I'm having an awful time. [37:58] Dobu     It doesn't change the fact     I was in a tough situation. [38:02] Dobu     I never thought anyone would dig that up. [38:05] Dobu     Important stuff is buried     in the ground. Right? [38:10] Dobu     Like ancient ruins and your ancestors, too. [38:14] Dobu     Oh, Kabasawa? SIGN    [Declaration of War] I'll catch Dobu by the end of the year! [Taichi Kabasawa] [38:16] Kabasawa     Hello, Taichi Kabasawa here. [38:18] Kabasawa     I have an announcement to make. [38:20] Kabasawa     I, Taichi Kabasawa, will capture     Dobu by the end of the year. [38:23] Dobu     He was a real nuisance then. [38:26] Dobu     Just how strong a headwind     was blowing against me, you know? [38:29] Dobu     But that headwind was proof I was     getting a running start on something. [38:35] Dobu     Guys trying to fly high always     face headwinds like that. [38:39] Dobu     It comes down to how you receive     that wind on your wings. [38:42] Dobu     Yeah, that's right. I felt     buoyant at the time, [38:46] Dobu     when I figured out who     wanted the dash cam data. [38:50] (Flashback) Odokawa     It's Mystery Kiss's manager. [38:52] (Flashback) Dobu     Mystery Kiss? [38:59] Shibagaki     If I won a billion yen? [39:01] Shibagaki     Normally you wouldn't tell anyone. [39:03] Shibagaki     But not only did he blab to everyone,     he even posted online about it. SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account     @Nikaidorui_love – 1 day ago      I can't stop shaking... [39:07] Shibagaki     It's true he brought it on himself, [39:09] Shibagaki     but he said he was gonna     spend it all on Mystery Kiss. [39:11] Shibagaki     He's out of his mind. [39:13] Shibagaki     But I did think it was kind of cool, too. [39:15] Shibagaki     After all, I'm a comedian. [39:18] (Flashback) Imai     Anyway, Odokawa-sama, I wanted to thank you. [39:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     You don't need to do that. [39:21] (Flashback) Imai     Do you just not feel desire?! [39:24] (Flashback) Imai     Come with me. SIGN    Kabukicho Ichiban-gai [39:28] Shibagaki     I'm amazed Imai-san did that     when he hadn't cashed his ticket yet. [39:32] Shibagaki     Odokawa-san? He was clearly     bothered by the whole thing. [39:36] Shibagaki     Imai-san must think     everyone loves cabaret clubs. [39:41] Shibagaki     There's no way a guy like     Odokawa-san would enjoy them. [39:47] Shibagaki     Regarding the incident? [39:49] Shibagaki     I feel comfortable saying this since     no one got hurt, but I found it exciting. [39:53] Shibagaki     Y'know what I mean? [39:54] Shibagaki     Witnesses always seem     kind of happy, you know? SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call Missed Call SIGN    Don't ever get involved with me again. [40:03] Shibagaki     It's just that some of them realize it     and some of them don't. [40:38] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Hold on. What are you doing? [40:40] (Flashback) Shibagaki     What is this? Is this for Halloween?     It's not Halloween yet. [40:44] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Don't you think you're being hasty? [40:45] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I've heard people riot every year, [40:47] (Flashback) Shibagaki     but this is the first time     I've seen a one-man riot. [40:59] Shibagaki     Why? I really do think     it'd be funny if I got shot. [41:03] Shibagaki     Crazy? I wouldn't be a comedian     if I wasn't crazy. [41:16] Shibagaki     Hold on. It's my partner. [41:20] Baba     Hello, Shibagaki? [41:22] Baba     I'm returning your call. What's up? [41:24] Shibagaki     Let's review our material. [41:25] Baba     My on-location shoot's about to start. [41:27] Shibagaki     Shoot for what? [41:29] Baba     The "What's for Lunch?" spin-off. [41:31] Baba     A special live broadcast called     "Where You Going on Christmas Eve?" [41:33] Shibagaki     Where are you going? [41:35] Shibagaki     In any case, the contest's tomorrow. [41:38] Shibagaki     Make sure you've got the café      hideaway bit memorized. [41:40] Baba     Fine. [41:46] Shirakawa     I went to tell him everything. [41:49] Shirakawa     I don't expect him to forgive me. [41:52] Shirakawa     I told Odokawa-san about everything, [41:55] Shirakawa     including my relationship with Dobu-san     and the reason I approached him. [41:59] Shirakawa     I hoped I could still help him regardless. [42:02] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What did you mean when you told me     not to get involved with you? [42:12] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san is ignoring me! [42:14] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hey, be quiet. You're bothering the neighbors. [42:18] Shirakawa     I just wanted to ease my own conscience? [42:22] Shirakawa     Yeah, maybe. [42:25] (Flashback) Odokawa     I know. [42:27] (Flashback) Odokawa     The way you think that depending     on what I do, you might still [42:30] (Flashback) Odokawa     be able to salvage     the situation is obnoxious, too— [42:32] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Wait. [42:35] Shirakawa     I saw the way Odokawa-san was changing     and felt I had to change, too. [42:40] Shirakawa     After all, I owed him everything. [42:47] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Because I love you. [42:50] Shirakawa     I decided that I'd protect him. [42:56] (Flashback) Odokawa     Don't ever get involved with me again. [43:05] Shirakawa     Even if he rejected me. [43:18] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm tired. [43:25] Dobu     Yano called me old, too. [43:28] Dobu     I didn't think the internet     had that kind of power. [43:33] Dobu     Don't you think it's weird, though? [43:36] Kabasawa     Hello, Taichi Kabasawa here. SIGN    [Shocking] Video of shooting at Shinjuku cabaret club acquired! [Dobu] [43:37] Kabasawa     Do you guys know there was     a shooting yesterday [43:40] Kabasawa     at cabaret club "White dolphin" in Shinjuku? [43:43] Kabasawa     It was on the news,     but would you believe it? [43:44] Kabasawa     A listener who happened     to be there sent me a video. [43:49] Kabasawa     This must be Dobu. [43:51] Kabasawa     More and more of Dobu's vile acts     are being exposed to the light of day. [43:55] Kabasawa     But I believe Taichi Kabasawa's     unifying force has grown that strong. [43:59] Kabasawa     That this is a blessing. [44:00] Kabasawa     Proof that I've grown closer     to becoming a god. SIGN    Divine Judgment [44:04] Kabasawa     Dobu, your time has nearly come! [44:08] Kabasawa     I have a million followers. I am a god. [44:09] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're looking haggard. [44:11] Kabasawa     Are you prepared to pay for your crimes?! [44:11] (Flashback) Odokawa     I guess you're surprisingly delicate. [44:14] Dobu     The missing girl case in Nerima     and the shooting in Shinjuku [44:17] Dobu     should have nothing to do with us, [44:19] Dobu     but if you trace it back far enough,     they're both connected to me and Odokawa. [44:22] Dobu     It's strange, right? SIGN     Video of shooting at Shinjuku     cabaret club acquired! [44:24] Dobu     The shooting? You've seen the video. [44:27] Dobu     That guy in the skull mask was     clearly trying to kill Odokawa. [44:32] Dobu     What, you know about that already? [44:35] Dobu     Then there's no need for me to hide it. [44:38] Dobu     Yeah, that's right. That was      the gun the boss gave me. [44:42] Dobu     For some reason the guy who acquired     my gun is trying to kill Odokawa. [44:46] Dobu     I have no idea what's going on. [44:48] Dobu     But thanks to him, my interests     aligned with Odokawa's. [44:53] (Flashback) Dobu     Why don't we join forces, then? [44:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     Join forces? [44:57] Dobu     Oh, yeah. Odokawa's condition was hilarious. [45:02] (Flashback) Odokawa     Release Shirakawa-san. [45:06] (Flashback) Odokawa     Write off her debt. [45:10] (Flashback) Dobu     Fine. I promise. SIGN     Video of shooting at Shinjuku     cabaret club acquired! [45:20] (Flashback) Dobu     I'm gonna look for the man with the gun. [45:22] (Flashback) Dobu     Odokawa, I need you     to catch Taichi Kabasawa. [45:25] (Flashback) Odokawa     This guy, huh? I gave him a ride once. [45:29] (Flashback) Dobu     I know. I saved our group photo. [45:32] (Flashback) Odokawa     We know Taichi Kabasawa's identity,     so we can do something about him. [45:35] (Flashback) Odokawa     But how are you going to find     the guy with the gun? [45:38] (Flashback) Dobu     Halloween. [45:40] (Flashback) Dobu     Why? Because Halloween's the only day     we can walk around in public. [45:44] (Flashback) Dobu     Me, skull mask, and Kabasawa. Right? [45:48] Dobu     It felt like the stage had been set for me. SIGN     Video of shooting at Shinjuku     cabaret club acquired! [45:51] Dobu     Not only that, I even had     Odokawa's special ability. [45:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'll be fine. I'm good     at finding people in a crowd. [45:59] (Flashback) Dobu     Why? You've got good eyes or something? [46:03] (Flashback) Odokawa     What do you mean, why? [46:05] (Flashback) Odokawa     If anything, I find it strange     that you guys are so bad at it. [46:09] Little Daimon     Who the hell are you guys?! [46:11] Little Daimon     I can't believe you identified     the internet café I'm staying at [46:14] Little Daimon     from the pork cutlet place     I always order from. [46:16] Little Daimon     Huh? A private investigator? [46:18] Little Daimon     What? That's so rad. [46:20] Little Daimon     You're detectives, right? That's so rad. [46:23] Little Daimon     You're the opposite of evil [46:25] Little Daimon     and go after bad guys     the police can't pursue. [46:27] Little Daimon     What? Right now? [46:30] Little Daimon     I'm taking a break. [46:32] Little Daimon     I'm sure you guys had days when you      didn't want to go to school, either. [46:35] Little Daimon     It's like skipping school. [46:37] Little Daimon     Who cares why? [46:41] Little Daimon     I'm ignoring all my brother's calls. [46:44] Little Daimon     What am I gonna do?! [46:49] Little Daimon     I went to Odokawa's place 'cause he said     someone fired shots into his home. [46:53] (Flashback) Koshiro     Hey, are we going inside your house? [46:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     Yeah. [46:57] (Flashback) Koshiro     But you're, y'know— [46:59] (Flashback) Koshiro     this is mad awkward, and I'm not sure     how to say it, but don't you have [47:03] (Flashback) Koshiro     that Nerima high school girl     locked up in there? [47:05] (Flashback) Odokawa     That was incredibly direct.     But no, of course not. [47:08] Little Daimon     My brother said Odokawa's evil,     so I was real careful. [47:12] Little Daimon     But that's when Odokawa told me     something unbelievable. [47:15] (Flashback) Koshiro     What are you talking about? [47:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     But now, your brother is evil. [47:19] (Flashback) Koshiro     Listen, you. It's true that my brother     chooses black when we play Othello. [47:23] (Flashback) Koshiro     Whenever we played tag,     he always wanted to be it. [47:26] (Flashback) Koshiro     But that doesn't mean— [47:27] (Flashback) Odokawa     Your brother is working with Dobu. [47:30] (Flashback) Koshiro     I heard about that already.     I asked my brother about it. [47:32] (Flashback) Koshiro     He told me that he's not. [47:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     You believe him? [47:37] (Flashback) Koshiro     Of course. [47:39] (Flashback) Koshiro     Between you and my brother,     obviously I believe my brother! [47:41] (Flashback) Koshiro     What kind of twins do you think we are? [47:45] (Flashback) Koshiro     We're identical twins. [47:46] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm working with Dobu right now. [47:48] (Flashback) Koshiro     Whoa! You're evil! [47:50] (Flashback) Odokawa     Calm down. I'm pretending to work with him. [47:53] (Flashback) Koshiro     But you'll just gradually become more      evil by pretending to work with him! [47:57] Little Daimon     I thought, "Sure enough," you know?     My brother was right. [48:01] Little Daimon     But what Odokawa told me after     that really caught my attention. [48:06] Little Daimon     Huh? Basically, Yano and Dobu     were competing to see SIGN    Boss SIGN    Money SIGN    Yano SIGN    Rivals SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Money [48:10] Little Daimon     who could pay more tribute to their boss. [48:11] Little Daimon     My brother was working with Dobu,     and skull mask was trying to kill Odokawa. [48:15] Little Daimon     Skull mask's gun was actually Dobu's, [48:16] Little Daimon     and Taichi Kabasawa was     following Dobu around. SIGN    [Declaration of War] I'll catch Dobu by the end of the year! [Taichi Kabasawa] [48:20] Little Daimon     Something like that? SIGN    Rivals SIGN    Kabasawa SIGN    Money SIGN    Dobu SIGN    Big Daimon SIGN    Odokawa SIGN    Boss SIGN    Money SIGN    Yano [48:21] Little Daimon     It was like the relationship chart     of a sordid love story. [48:25] Little Daimon     That's when Odokawa told me he wanted     to bring down the whole gang. [48:30] Little Daimon     It's true that even if     I wanted to arrest Dobu, [48:33] Little Daimon     someone else would always show up. [48:35] Little Daimon     We were playing cat-and-mouse with him. [48:37] Little Daimon     Then he told me something     even more surprising. [48:42] (Flashback) Odokawa     Getting to down to business,     Dobu is planning to rob a bank soon. [48:46] (Flashback) Koshiro     That's clearly evil!     It'd be a repeat offense! [48:49] (Flashback) Odokawa     He thinks I'll help him do it, [48:52] (Flashback) Odokawa     so you'll arrest Dobu then, Little Daimon. [48:55] (Flashback) Koshiro     That's amazing if it's true,     but you'll be arrested, too, Odokawa. [49:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's fine. We're doing     this to punish evil. [49:04] (Flashback) Koshiro     You're the opposite of evil. [49:07] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why not just call me good? [49:10] Little Daimon     I guess I didn't quite believe him. [49:13] Little Daimon     Like, maybe he was lying about     my brother, but the rest of it was true. [49:17] Little Daimon     In any case, I wanted to     confirm things for myself. [49:25] Radio     MPD to all stations. [49:27] Radio     An unidentified body has been found     at the mouth of the Sumida River. [49:30] Radio     Nearby police box, please head there. [49:32] Radio     I repeat, MPD to all stations... [49:35] (Flashback) Koshiro     I gotta go. [49:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Do you believe me? [49:37] (Flashback) Koshiro     Of course not! [49:38] (Flashback) Koshiro     But I'll hear you out,     if it means punishing evil. [49:42] (Flashback) Koshiro     Here's my special direct phone number! [49:52] Newscaster     This morning before dawn,     at the Shibaura Wharf in Minato Ward, SIGN    Live SIGN    New Info from Location Where Body was Discovered     Abandoned Body? Police Rushing to Identify Victim SIGN    Minato Ward Shibaura Wharf [49:54] Newscaster     the body of a woman believed to be in     her teens to thirties was discovered. [49:58] Newscaster     Nearby construction workers     reported the body, [50:01] Newscaster     and according to the police investigation,     after being killed elsewhere, [50:04] Newscaster     they believe her body was dumped in the sea. [50:04] (Flashback) Odokawa     Now you can't escape. [50:06] Newscaster     They believe roughly a month     has passed since her death. SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    10/26 (Tues) SIGN    I'll do my job seriously and pay back     Dobu-san little by little. All I can say is I'm     really sorry about the trouble I caused you. SIGN    10/27 (Wed) SIGN    Dobu-san told me that he doesn't need     my help or money anymore. There seemed     to be some reason for it, but I guess      this means my relationship has been     dissolved. I hope you'll forgive me. [50:24] Dobu     I didn't think we'd find him that easily. [50:32] (Flashback) Woman A     Here we go. [50:32] (Flashback) Woman B     Do I look cute? [50:32] (Flashback) Man B     This is insane. [50:37] (Flashback) Dobu     According to recent information,     he's around here. [50:39] (Flashback) Dobu     They've even uploaded photos,     so it should be fairly credible. [50:42] (Flashback) Dobu     Huh? [50:45] (Flashback) Dobu     Stand a little farther away from me. [50:47] (Flashback) Odokawa     What are you going to do? [50:48] (Flashback) Dobu     I'll follow you, [50:49] (Flashback) Dobu     and if I get the chance,     I'll drag him into a deserted alleyway. [50:51] (Flashback) Odokawa     He's got a gun, right? [50:53] (Flashback) Dobu     He'd better have it. [50:55] Dobu     I had to make an example of him. [51:00] Dobu     An example of what happens     when you try to go up against me. [51:04] Dobu     But don't get it twisted. [51:05] Dobu     I don't casually engage in violence. [51:08] (Flashback) Skull     Stay back, or I'll shoot. [51:12] Dobu     I should've known better. [51:15] Dobu     But in that moment, I was careless. [51:17] (Flashback) Dobu     It's fake. [51:19] (Flashback) Dobu     Hey, where's the real gun? [51:22] Dobu     I didn't think anyone was filming me. [51:25] (Flashback) Dobu     Huh? Where the hell is it? [51:26] (Flashback) Dobu     Where is it, huh? [51:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hey, Dobu. On the left. [51:27] (Flashback) Odokawa     It's Kabasawa. [51:28] (Flashback) Dobu     That asshole! [51:39] (Flashback) Dobu     It's no use. [51:41] (Flashback) Odokawa     Wow. This is impossible. [51:45] Yano     You're annoying as hell, I've got my doubts.     What's this interview about? [51:49] Yano     Halloween's only one damn day. Rememberin'     every little thing just ain't my way. [51:52] Yano     Now move it, let me by. For that      kinda stuff, Sekiguchi's my guy. [51:59] (Flashback) Kakihana     Sorry to keep you waiting, Shiho-chan. [52:01] (Flashback) Ichimura     It's fine. You came at just     the right time, Kakki. [52:05] (Flashback) Kakihana     One of my subordinates made a mistake. [52:08] (Flashback) Kakihana     I had to clean up after—Huh? [52:09] (Flashback) Kakihana     Wait, you said I came     at just the right time? [52:17] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Good work. Be careful on your way home. [52:24] Sekiguchi     What do you guys want? [52:27] Sekiguchi     Kakihana? Don't know him. [52:30] Sekiguchi     You got proof or something? [52:35] Yamamoto     A car? I guess I must've requested one. [52:38] Yamamoto     If that's what the data says,     then I must have. [52:40] Yamamoto     I don't remember every little thing. [52:44] (Flashback) Dobu     That's all for today.     I'll come up with a new plan. SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto      Incoming Call [52:51] (Flashback) Dobu     Hey, isn't this the guy you said     wanted your dash cam data? [52:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's right. [52:57] (Flashback) Dobu     Answer and put it on speakerphone. SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto      Incoming Call [53:02] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hello? [53:03] Yamamoto     Ah, Odokawa-san. Could you     come pick me up right away? [53:05] (Flashback) Odokawa     This is sudden. Does it have to be me? [53:08] Yamamoto     Aren't most pickups sudden? [53:10] Yamamoto     It's one of those girls who     can't be seen by the public. [53:13] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where? [53:15] Dobu     I tested them to see how much value     Yano placed on that dash cam data. [53:20] (Flashback) Dobu     Fine. If he asks for your     dash cam data, tell him this. [53:23] (Flashback) Dobu     You'll sell it to him for one billion yen. [53:27] Ichimura     Yeah, we went to the wharf     to see a guy named Yano. [53:31] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Sorry, Odokawa-san. Could you take us     to Shibaura Harbor in a hurry? [53:34] (Flashback) Odokawa     The harbor? [53:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hey, it's the girl who likes hot springs. [53:39] Ichimura     They had me engaged in some shady     business getting close to rich old men. [53:44] Ichimura     I said I wanted to quit, [53:46] Ichimura     but Nikaido-san told me I had to do     what I could for Mystery Kiss. [53:51] Ichimura     Crazy, right? [53:53] Ichimura     That's not an idol's job. [53:58] Ichimura     It's not like we're releasing our CD. [54:00] Ichimura     Mystery Kiss is over, right? [54:03] Ichimura     I'm done. [54:05] Ichimura     Yeah, my manager Yamamoto-san     asked the taxi driver [54:10] Ichimura     to give him his dash cam data. [54:12] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'll sell it to you. [54:13] (Flashback) Yamamoto     For how much? [54:14] (Flashback) Odokawa     One billion. [54:16] Ichimura     I didn't get what was going on,     but I thought it was crazy. [54:20] (Flashback) Yamamoto     This is ridiculous, Odokawa-san.     You're gouging me here. [54:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     I found someone who said     they'd buy it for 900 million. [54:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's why I want one billion. [54:28] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You're lying. [54:33] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Who is it? [54:35] (Flashback) Odokawa     I can't tell you that. [54:48] Yamamoto     I went to the wharf in      Shibaura on Halloween? [54:53] Yamamoto     Did Ichimura tell you that? [54:58] Sekiguchi     Doesn't this seem like not enough profit? [55:00] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Is this all we make from concerts? [55:01] (Flashback) Yamamoto     They weren't the only ones performing today. [55:06] (Flashback) Yamamoto     More importantly, I've got some bad news. [55:08] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Could I talk to him for a few minutes? [55:10] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Bad news? [55:11] (Flashback) Yamamoto     It's about the dash cam. [55:12] (Flashback) Kakihana     Shiho-chan! [55:13] (Flashback) Kakihana     You're being tricked, right? [55:16] (Flashback) Kakihana     I'll protect you from these guys! [55:20] Ichimura     I did feel bad for him. [55:22] Ichimura     We went out to dinner a few times. [55:24] Ichimura     I'd developed about two     millimeters of feelings for him. [55:27] Ichimura     But I think out of a hundred people,     all one hundred would feel the same. [55:31] Ichimura     You just can't sympathize     with him completely. [55:33] Ichimura     After all, he's the liar. Damn. [55:38] (Flashback) Kakihana     You're lying! Liar! [55:41] (Flashback) Kakihana     You're not the kind of girl who says that! [55:43] (Flashback) Kakihana     Shiho-chan, you're a liar! [55:45] (Flashback) Ichimura     You're the liar, you bum. You're broke. [55:47] (Flashback) Kakihana     Why?! Why would you say that?! [55:51] (Flashback) Kakihana     I don't believe you! You're lying! [55:59] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Shut up. [56:07] Kabasawa     The Online Salon is jumping at shadows now! [56:09] Kabasawa     Show them our solidarity! Catch them! [56:11] Kabasawa     Catch Dobu! Catch the traitor! [56:11] (Flashback) Man     This thing has a ton of views.     I bet he's made a lot of money. [56:14] Kabasawa     That's right, you!     I promise I'll expose you! [56:15] (Flashback) Woman     I know, right? But apparently     he's starting to gain haters. [56:18] (Flashback) Woman     They say he's a one-hit wonder     and a coward. SIGN    11/7 Friday SIGN    New message SIGN    Taeko      I haven't heard from Kakihana-san in a week.     Do you know where he is? [56:24] Dobu     I'll share some special info with you guys. [56:28] Dobu     Tomorrow, Yano's going to rob a bank. [56:31] (Flashback) Dobu     I'm gonna rob a bank. [56:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. SIGN    Recording 1.wav [56:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Apparently my friend is missing. [56:40] (Flashback) Dobu     I'm going to rob a bank. [56:42] (Flashback) Odokawa     Are you stupid? How, in this day and age? [56:45] (Flashback) Dobu     To be precise, I'm going to rob someone     who's at the bank to make a withdrawal. [56:49] (Flashback) Dobu     I want you to help me. [56:50] (Flashback) Odokawa     Is the risk-return worth it? [56:53] (Flashback) Odokawa     Nobody walks around with that much cash. [56:55] (Flashback) Dobu     It's worth the risk. After all,     he'll have one billion yen. [56:59] (Flashback) Odokawa     What do you mean? Explain. [57:02] (Flashback) Dobu     It takes a week or two to get     enough cash for a large withdrawal. [57:07] (Flashback) Dobu     They're supposed to contact me     when that happens. [57:10] (Flashback) Dobu     They'll let me know who's receiving     how much cash on what day at what time, [57:15] (Flashback) Dobu     because I've bribed a bank employee. [57:18] (Flashback) Odokawa     And then you're free to do     what you want with them? [57:20] (Flashback) Dobu     That's right. That's when     the real crime begins. [57:24] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where did the number     one billion yen come from? [57:27] (Flashback) Dobu     The bank in question exchanges     lottery tickets for money. [57:30] (Flashback) Dobu     Anyone who wins a large     amount has to go there. [57:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     Even so, nobody would withdraw     that much money in cash. [57:36] (Flashback) Dobu     But recently, someone has     appeared on the internet [57:39] (Flashback) Dobu     claiming to have won one billion yen. [57:42] Dobu     A guy who works under Yano named Sekiguchi [57:44] Dobu     has a sharp eye for that kind of thing. [57:46] Dobu     I figured he'd already     determined the location [57:49] Dobu     of Imai, the guy who'd won the lottery. [57:51] Dobu     That's how I came up     with the number one billion. [57:54] Dobu     They had to be desperate to get     their hands on the dash cam data. [57:59] Dobu     You better not tell the cops about this. [58:00] Dobu     I'm leaving him be for now.     It'll all be settled tomorrow. [58:05] (Flashback) Odokawa     I doubt the bank employees will help you. [58:07] (Flashback) Odokawa     Do you have other allies? [58:09] (Flashback) Dobu     Among the police, yeah. [58:11] (Flashback) Odokawa     Who? [58:12] (Flashback) Dobu     Who, huh? I'm sure you have some idea. [58:15] (Flashback) Odokawa     I don't. Who is it? [58:18] (Flashback) Dobu     Daimon. [58:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     Really? Which one? [58:22] (Flashback) Dobu     The older brother. SIGN    Recording 1.wav SIGN    End Recording [58:25] Dobu     With Yano gone, there will be     no one left to hold me back. [58:31] Dobu     I've tamed Odokawa, too. [58:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Don't treat me like your henchman. SIGN    To: Little Daimon SIGN    Subject: SIGN    Attachments: SIGN    Recording 1.wav SIGN    Message Sent SIGN    Your message has been sent. SIGN    Back SIGN    Eiji Kakihana     Calling [58:56] (Flashback) Odokawa     What is that monkey doing? [59:02] Shibagaki     You know where Imai-san is? [59:06] Shibagaki     Organized crime?     No way, man. Absolutely not. [59:09] Shibagaki     I still want to get big on TV. [59:12] Shibagaki     Come to think of it, before he     went missing, Imai-san told me [59:14] Shibagaki     Odokawa-san recommended he move     because of the lottery stuff. [59:18] (Flashback) Odokawa     I want you to change residences     and lay low for a while. [59:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     You do want to live a long life, right? [59:22] (Flashback) Imai     Yes. I can't die until Mystery Kiss     takes over the country. [59:26] (Flashback) Imai     Mystery Kiss has been     through a lot of hardship, [59:28] (Flashback) Imai     but their spring's finally on the horizon! [59:34] (Flashback) Imai     Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama? [59:38] (Flashback) Odokawa     What did you just say? [59:39] Shibagaki     I hear a lot of dangerous talk     working at a cabaret club. [59:43] Shibagaki     I figure they're exaggerating,     so I don't take it seriously. [59:46] Shibagaki     He was bragging about playing a part     in the kidnapping of Odokawa-san's friend. [59:50] (Flashback) Imai     Their spring's finally on the horizon. [59:54] (Flashback) Kakihana     My spring's finally on the horizon, though. SIGN    Looking For Marriage SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Kakihana-san!!     Good luck at work [59:56] (Flashback) Kakihana     Well, read it and weep. [1:00:01] (Flashback) Odokawa     How could I forget about that?     Stupid, stupid, stupid! [1:00:06] (Flashback) Odokawa     She's a calico cat. [1:00:10] Little Daimon     Dobu mentioned my brother's name. [1:00:13] Little Daimon     Odokawa sent me the audio recording. [1:00:16] Little Daimon     It shocked me. SIGN    Little Daimon [1:00:18] Little Daimon     I was desperate to confirm it,     but I also didn't want to. [1:00:23] Little Daimon     I couldn't sit still, but I didn't     want to do anything, either! [1:00:28] Little Daimon     So... [1:00:30] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're welcome to help as     Little Daimon the private citizen, [1:00:34] (Flashback) Odokawa     but for now, I don't need     help from the cops. [1:00:37] Koshiro     That's incredibly insulting. [1:00:38] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm doing this to exterminate evil. [1:00:40] Koshiro     If you don't tear it out by the     roots, it just comes back. SIGN    Little Daimon [1:00:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's right. You're quick on the uptake. [1:00:45] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm trying to get rid of     them all in one fell swoop, [1:00:47] (Flashback) Odokawa     so I need the cops to wait a little longer. [1:00:49] Koshiro     Damn it. [1:00:50] Koshiro     It's frustrating, but if the alternative     is being overrun by evil, [1:00:53] Koshiro     then I'll have to turn a blind eye to it. [1:00:54] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where the hell did you learn those words? [1:00:56] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm in a hurry. I'll talk to you later. [1:01:00] Little Daimon     So I... I decided to be patient. SIGN    #dobu #taichikabasawa #judgment #amazingepisode SIGN     Video of shooting at     Shinjuku cabaret club acquired! SIGN    2,450,000 views – 1 week ago SIGN    Share Download Save SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa SIGN    2,100,000 subscribers SIGN    Subscribe SIGN    Posted 11/01/2021 SIGN    Dobu sightings and fan letters ↓     kbsw_t@jmail.com           Official Kabasawa Zwitter ↓ SIGN    Subject: [1:01:18] Kabasawa     Boring? I'm not trying to make      people laugh or anything. [1:01:23] Kabasawa     It's just a greeting. [1:01:25] Kabasawa     Kabasawa, comin' at ya! [1:01:29] Kabasawa     No, I'm telling you, it doesn't     matter if it's funny or not. [1:01:32] Kabasawa     Every influencer needs a catchy greeting. [1:01:36] Kabasawa     I'm not embarrassed. I can say this all day. [1:01:40] Kabasawa     Kabasawa, comin' at ya! [1:01:44] Kabasawa     What? Why'd I go to the wharf that day? [1:01:50] Kabasawa     Because one of my followers tipped me off. SIGN    Subject: SIGN    1 hour from now, Dobu will show up at Shibaura Wharf. Be a real hero. [1:01:57] Dobu     The wharf? We went to rescue     Odokawa's friend Kakihana. [1:02:03] Dobu     On the way there, we were     attacked by skull mask. [1:02:06] Dobu     I should've killed him then. [1:02:10] (Flashback) Dobu     Get down! [1:02:12] (Flashback) Dobu     Shit, it grazed me. [1:02:20] (Flashback) Dobu     Park us somewhere. I'm taking back my gun. [1:02:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     No way. He's trying to kill me. [1:02:25] (Flashback) Dobu     I thought you didn't care if you died. [1:02:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     No, no, no. I don't like pain. [1:02:30] (Flashback) Odokawa     He's terrifying. What's his problem? [1:02:32] (Flashback) Odokawa     Are we still in Japan? [1:02:56] (Flashback) Dobu     Ow... [1:02:58] (Flashback) Odokawa     Let's run for it. [1:03:07] Sekiguchi     I told you, I don't know him. [1:03:11] Sekiguchi     Kakihana told you? [1:03:13] Sekiguchi     You sure he didn't imagine it? [1:03:16] (Flashback) Kakihana     Excuse me. [1:03:18] (Flashback) Kakihana     Um, excuse me. [1:03:20] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Huh? Again? [1:03:23] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     You got a tiny bladder, or what? Jeez. [1:03:25] Dobu     Sekiguchi is a junior of mine     who works for Yano. [1:03:28] Dobu     Originally, he worked for me. [1:03:39] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     I'm leaving, so you'd better get it all out. [1:03:43] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     I'll come back to check on you     in about three days. [1:03:50] (Flashback) Dobu     Why are you scared of water? [1:03:52] (Flashback) Odokawa     Who knows? Maybe     I drowned in a previous life. [1:03:56] (Flashback) Dobu     Well, phobias don't always have a reason. [1:04:01] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     I'm sure Yano-san will find a way     to turn your life into money. [1:04:05] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     A way to use— [1:04:10] (Flashback) Dobu     Here we go. [1:04:18] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Well, if it isn't Dobu-san. [1:04:19] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     What do you think you're doing? [1:04:21] (Flashback) Dobu     Sorry, Sekiguchi. [1:04:23] (Flashback) Dobu     I'm here to rescue a kidnapping victim. [1:04:26] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     What did Yano-san have to say about this? [1:04:28] (Flashback) Dobu     I haven't talked to Yano. [1:04:31] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Then please leave. [1:04:33] (Flashback) Dobu     It's cold out here. At least let me inside. [1:04:35] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Who is he? [1:04:37] (Flashback) Dobu     A taxi driver. [1:04:39] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     You made a man with     an honest job your underling? [1:04:41] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     You've fallen far, Dobu. [1:04:52] Dobu     It was an easy win. [1:04:54] Sekiguchi     I didn't lose! [1:04:56] Yano     Hey now, our contest's just begun.     I'd risk my life to kill that son of a gun. [1:05:00] Yano     After all, I chose this occupation,     then fate chose this particular altercation. [1:05:04] Yano     But I'm tired now, so I'm peacing out. [1:05:06] Yano     Tomorrow's the funeral     for that dumbass lout. [1:05:08] Yano     I'll finally get to spit on Dobu-san's grave.     For me, that'll mean a happy damn day. [1:05:15] Kakihana     I thought I was going to die. [1:05:33] (Flashback) Kakihana     Odokawa... [1:05:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Sorry to keep you waiting. [1:05:41] Kakihana     I'll never covet what's     beyond my stature again. [1:05:45] Kakihana     After all, I've got a friend     way better than I deserve. [1:05:49] Kakihana     Despite how pathetic I am... [1:05:52] (Flashback) Kakihana     I get to go home? [1:05:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     Yeah, let's go home. You must've been cold. [1:06:00] Kakihana     With just a few words,     he gave me affirmation. [1:06:05] Kakihana     He said I'd always been pathetic. [1:06:10] (Flashback) Radio     You've been pathetic ever since then. [1:06:24] Little Daimon     Who knows? I don't know     what happened after that. [1:06:27] Little Daimon     What? I haven't been into      work since that day? [1:06:31] Little Daimon     Man, what am I gonna do?! [1:06:44] (Flashback) Dobu     Damn it! Skull mask... [1:06:47] Dobu     It must've been skull mask. [1:06:49] Dobu     There was a GPS on Odokawa's taxi. [1:06:52] Dobu     It wouldn't have been odd     for him to be there. [1:06:55] Dobu     Now, the real mystery is him. [1:06:57] Dobu**     I don't know why he showed up there. [1:07:00] Dobu     Taichi Kabasawa, I mean. [1:07:04] Kabasawa     Come on, give me a break. [1:07:07] Kabasawa     I'll never get involved with him again. [1:07:11] Kabasawa     If only for a brief period, I experienced     the struggles of being an influencer. [1:07:15] Kabasawa     I, Taichi Kabasawa, have decided to stop     uploading videos and holding online salons. SIGN    [Shutting Down] Taichi Kabasawa Defeated [Surrender] [1:07:23] Kabasawa     I am not a hero, nor champion of justice. [1:07:27] Kabasawa     I apologize for ultimately     deceiving all of you. [1:07:33] Kabasawa     More importantly, when     I was asked to do this interview, [1:07:36] Kabasawa     the request came from a woman. [1:07:38] Kabasawa     Is she not here today? Is it just you? [1:07:42] Kabasawa     Huh. No, it's fine. [1:07:46] Kabasawa     The money I made? [1:07:48] (Flashback) Dobu     I need you to compensate me     for all the harm you've caused me. [1:07:53] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Please don't kill me. [1:07:54] (Flashback) Dobu     And what can you give me, if not your life? [1:07:56] Kabasawa     Dobu-san took all of it. [1:07:59] Kabasawa     The money, the apartment, the car. [1:08:02] Kabasawa     From now on, I'm going to do honest work. [1:08:06] Kabasawa     What? Taxes? [1:08:08] Kabasawa     Wh-What are those? [1:08:11] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Sorry for calling you so often, Odokawa-san. [1:08:15] (Flashback) Yamamoto     The guy offering to pay 900 million     for your dash cam data is a yakuza. [1:08:20] Yamamoto     I'm telling you, it's for     promotional purposes. [1:08:23] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We're prepared to compensate     you appropriately, [1:08:25] (Flashback) Yamamoto     and we can guarantee     your safety, Odokawa-san. [1:08:28] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I'm telling you this for your sake. [1:08:30] Yamamoto     You found out about Ichimura? [1:08:33] Yamamoto     I don't know what you're talking about. [1:08:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     That Ichimura had to run badger games. [1:08:41] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Odokawa-san? [1:08:43] Yamamoto     We don't interfere with     the personal lives of Mystery Kiss. [1:08:48] Yamamoto     We don't prohibit romantic     relationships, either. [1:08:51] Yamamoto     I'm sure Ichimura and her boyfriend     just had a couple's quarrel. [1:08:54] (Flashback) Yamamoto     In other words? [1:08:56] (Flashback) Odokawa     Why don't you side with me? [1:08:59] Yamamoto     We're running a business here.     Of course we experience problems. [1:09:03] Yamamoto     We're just that serious     about what we're doing. [1:09:06] Yamamoto     After all, I'm determined     to make Mystery Kiss a success. [1:09:10] Yamamoto     Violence? [1:09:12] Yamamoto     Well, sometimes you have to     get physical with people. [1:09:14] Yamamoto     We all do. [1:09:17] (Flashback) Yamamoto     No matter how I look at it,     I don't see how... [1:09:21] (Flashback) Yamamoto     a single taxi driver can beat us. [1:09:28] (Flashback) Yamamoto     This isn't a game! [1:09:31] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I'll kill you and take everything! [1:09:47] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Come on out! [1:09:50] (Flashback) Yamamoto     What the hell? [1:09:59] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You can't be serious. [1:10:01] Shirakawa     Why was I there back then? [1:10:06] Shirakawa     You already know the answer to that. [1:10:21] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Next, you'll get a martelo to the face. [1:10:25] Yamamoto     In any case, there's nothing     wrong with Mystery Kiss. [1:10:29] Yamamoto     They're clean. [1:10:31] Yamamoto     It's true they've had a run of bad luck. [1:10:34] Yamamoto     But their CD will go on sale,     and we will perform a concert. [1:10:38] (Flashback) Odokawa     Allow yourselves to be caught by the police     while you're stealing the one billion yen. [1:10:42] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's it. It's easy. [1:10:44] Yamamoto     I won't give up. [1:10:47] Yamamoto     We have a press conference     tomorrow. I hope you'll tune in. [1:10:50] Yamamoto     Scared? [1:10:52] Yamamoto     Oh, please. I'm not scared of anything. [1:10:55] Yamamoto     After all, Mystery Kiss     is doing great right now. [1:11:04] Dobu     Everything's going according to plan. [1:11:06] Dobu     No matter where Imai hides,     Sekiguchi will find him. [1:11:13] (Flashback) Dobu     They'll act as soon as tomorrow, then. [1:11:17] (Flashback) Dobu     They'll take Imai to the bank     and keep him locked up [1:11:21] (Flashback) Dobu     until the bank gets one     billion in cash ready. [1:11:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     The bank's supposed to     contact you if Imai arrives, right? [1:11:26] (Flashback) Dobu     Yeah. They'll tell me the time and date     that the cash will be handed over. [1:11:30] (Flashback) Dobu     You ready? I'm about     to tell you my entire plan. [1:11:34] (Flashback) Dobu     Make sure you drum it     into your head, Odokawa. [1:11:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Got it. [1:11:37] (Flashback) Dobu     The one billion yen will be split     into ten duraluminum cases, [1:11:40] (Flashback) Dobu     but the bank will hand over     just one of those. [1:11:43] (Flashback) Dobu     They'll also hand over nine duraluminum     cases filled with fake bills. SIGN    Real SIGN    Fake [1:11:47] (Flashback) Dobu     Yano's crew will probably be     with Imai during the handoff, [1:11:51] (Flashback) Dobu     and they'll want to confirm that it's real. [1:11:53] (Flashback) Dobu     That's why they're giving them     one case of real bills. [1:11:56] (Flashback) Dobu     Yano will want to get out of there as soon     as possible, so he won't check all ten. [1:12:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     Once Yano's crew pack 100 million real yen [1:12:02] (Flashback) Odokawa     and 900 million counterfeit yen     into their car and leave... [1:12:05] (Flashback) Dobu     As soon as they leave,     I'll acquire 900 million. [1:12:09] (Flashback) Odokawa     At that point, you've won. [1:12:11] (Flashback) Dobu     It doesn't end there, though. [1:12:13] (Flashback) Dobu     They've issued a declaration of war. [1:12:16] (Flashback) Dobu     I'm going to steal     the 100 million they took. [1:12:19] (Flashback) Odokawa     How? [1:12:20] (Flashback) Dobu     The bank is here. [1:12:21] (Flashback) Dobu     Wait in your taxi     at this nearby parking lot. [1:12:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     I see. [1:12:27] (Flashback) Dobu     I'll come to the parking lot     with 900 million yen in my car. [1:12:30] (Flashback) Dobu     You'll move your taxi,     and I'll park in your spot. [1:12:33] (Flashback) Dobu     Then I'll get into your taxi. [1:12:36] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where do we head next? [1:12:37] (Flashback) Dobu     They'll probably head to      their hideout at the wharf. [1:12:40] (Flashback) Dobu     Along the way, Big Daimon's patrol car     will probably stop them around here. [1:12:45] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're using every service vehicle you can. [1:12:47] (Flashback) Dobu     When Big Daimon searches their car,     he'll find a ton of counterfeit bills. [1:12:52] (Flashback) Dobu     After dropping me off nearby,     you'll wait here. [1:12:57] (Flashback) Dobu     While Yano and the police are making a fuss, [1:13:00] (Flashback) Dobu     I'll arrive on the scene     and steal Yano's car. [1:13:02] (Flashback) Dobu     After confirming I have the 100 million,     I'll get back into your taxi. [1:13:06] (Flashback) Dobu     We'll head back to the parking lot where     the car with 900 million is waiting. [1:13:09] (Flashback) Dobu     Even if we screw up, you'll just be     a taxi driver transporting his passenger. [1:13:13] (Flashback) Dobu     You won't be arrested. [1:13:15] (Flashback) Dobu     And that's my plan. [1:13:17] (Flashback) Dobu     I call it... ODDTAXI. [1:13:21] Dobu     I figured his real interest was in this,     so I asked him about it. [1:13:24] (Flashback) Dobu     Now that it's nearly over,     tell me the truth. [1:13:28] (Flashback) Dobu     Who is this girl? [1:13:31] (Flashback) Odokawa     What's this photo? [1:13:32] (Flashback) Dobu     A screenshot from your dash cam data. [1:13:34] (Flashback) Odokawa     That's the missing Nerima high school girl? [1:13:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     Your boss's classmate's daughter? [1:13:39] (Flashback) Dobu     No, but she's the only one from your dash     cam data that matches her description. [1:13:44] (Flashback) Dobu     Try to remember. [1:13:46] (Flashback) Dobu     You drove her two months ago. [1:13:50] (Flashback) Odokawa     I see. I've driven her before, huh? [1:13:55] (Flashback) Odokawa     She's the Mystery Kiss girl. [1:14:07] Newscaster     The body found in the Tokyo Bay     in October has been identified. [1:14:12] Newscaster     The deceased is Nerima City resident     Yuki Mitsuya-san, 18 years old. SIGN    Nerima City, Tokyo      Yuki Mitsuya-san (18) SIGN    an1\pos(64.889,251.111)\frz346.5}Breaking News*     Shibaura Wharf Abandoned Body Case      Body Identified as Belonging to      Member of Popular Idol Group [1:14:18] Newscaster     Yuki Mitsuya-san was a member     of idol group Mystery Kiss. [1:14:23] Newscaster     Fans have been shocked by     the sudden news of her death. [1:14:29] Nikaido     Yuki Mitsuya was at the audition     I attended two years ago. [1:14:36] Nikaido     She had a kind of grandness or star quality. [1:14:39] Nikaido     Something hard work and effort     could never beat. [1:14:43] (Flashback) Mitsuya     I'm sure you'll pass.     After all, you're exceptionally cute. [1:14:47] Nikaido     I was pissed off, obviously. [1:14:49] Nikaido     I hadn't even lost,     but I still felt frustrated. [1:14:53] Nikaido     After that, we kept holding     lessons focused around me. [1:14:58] Nikaido     That's when it was decided     we'd make our CD debut. [1:15:03] (Flashback) Mitsuya     Finally. Our major debut. [1:15:06] (Flashback) Ichimura     Yeah. It's like a dream. [1:15:09] (Flashback) Nikaido     Why did the two of you want to become idols? [1:15:12] (Flashback) Ichimura     My family's poor. [1:15:14] (Flashback) Ichimura     I don't have my own room, so the bath     is the only place I have my own space. [1:15:17] (Flashback) Ichimura     I wanna get rich so I can move     into a place with a big bath. [1:15:22] (Flashback) Nikaido     I see. You'd better work hard, then. [1:15:25] (Flashback) Ichimura     Yeah. [1:15:26] (Flashback) Ichimura     How about you, Mitsuya-san? [1:15:27] (Flashback) Mitsuya     Honestly, I just joined     to make some memories. [1:15:32] (Flashback) Mitsuya     But I thought we might be able to     achieve something amazing [1:15:38] (Flashback) Mitsuya     once I met you, Nikaido-san. [1:15:39] (Flashback) Ichimura     I agree. We're lucky to be in the     same group as you, Nikaido-san. [1:15:44] (Flashback) Mitsuya     We'll have to work hard to make     sure we don't hold you back. [1:15:48] Nikaido     Right then, for a moment,     I felt like we'd become one. [1:15:52] Nikaido     I thought maybe it wasn't so bad     to be part of a group. [1:16:00] Nikaido     But, then... [1:16:03] (Flashback) Producer     Let's make this girl the center. [1:16:10] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Excuse me. [1:16:15] Nikaido     When I asked to meet her late     at night on October 4th, [1:16:18] Nikaido     I really did just intend to ask her     to decline the center position. [1:16:21] Nikaido     I've told the police numerous times. [1:16:24] Nikaido     What? I was checking the security      cameras in the area? [1:16:28] Nikaido     I'm sure it was a coincidence. [1:16:31] Nikaido     Come to the agency office. I have     something important to tell you. [1:16:34] Mitsuya     What? But the trains aren't running. [1:16:38] Nikaido     Take a taxi. I'll pay for it. [1:16:41] Mitsuya     I'm in Nerima. It'll be expensive. [1:16:48] Nikaido     I'm sorry. I need to use the restroom. [1:16:55] (Flashback) Nikaido     Mitsuya-san, are you here? [1:17:00] (Flashback) Nikaido     Mitsuya-san? [1:17:04] Nikaido     When I entered the office, [1:17:09] Nikaido     Yuki Mitsuya was already... [1:17:15] Nikaido     I didn't kill anyone. [1:17:17] Nikaido     I swear to God I didn't. [1:17:21] Nikaido     Yamamoto-san... [1:17:23] Nikaido     Mitsuya-san was wary that I'd asked to meet, [1:17:26] Nikaido     so she contacted Yamamoto-san. [1:17:30] Nikaido     Why didn't I call the police? [1:17:33] Nikaido     I think it's because Yamamoto-san     didn't believe me [1:17:38] Nikaido     from the bottom of his heart. [1:17:40] Nikaido     He considered the possibility     that I'd done it. [1:17:44] Nikaido     He thought it'd be better to erase one     member of Mystery Kiss than lose two. [1:17:48] Nikaido     So he called Yano. [1:17:50] (Flashback) Yano     Talk about gross, man,      I don't like this at all. [1:17:53] (Flashback) Yano     I might've grown up on the streets,     but corpses make my skin crawl. [1:17:57] (Flashback) Yano     Looks like she was bludgeoned,     then seems like she was choked. [1:17:59] (Flashback) Yano     As a man who wears tailor-made     suits from Don Quijote, [1:18:02] (Flashback) Yano     that's how I think she croaked. [1:18:07] Nikaido     Both Yamamoto-san and Yano told me to leave, [1:18:11] Nikaido     but because I'd started this mess, [1:18:13] Nikaido     I said I wanted to see it     through and stayed. [1:18:20] Nikaido     Then, we threw Yuki Mitsuya's     body into the harbor. [1:18:25] Nikaido     There was nothing else we could do. [1:18:27] Nikaido     No matter what we chose,     Mystery Kiss was over. [1:18:31] Nikaido     Yamamoto-san is the only one     who hasn't given up yet. [1:18:37] Nikaido     Wadagaki-san... [1:18:39] Nikaido     Apparently she'd been waiting two years [1:18:42] Nikaido     for a follow-up audition     to join Mystery Kiss. [1:18:44] Nikaido     When she heard Mystery Kiss     was making its major debut, [1:18:49] Nikaido     she couldn't help herself anymore     and showed up at the office. [1:18:53] (Flashback) Nikaido     We need to get used to it, so I'm going     to call you Mitsuya-san. Sorry. [1:18:57] (Flashback) Wadagaki     That's okay. I'm here to be Yuki Mitsuya. [1:19:00] (Flashback) Nikaido     Mitsuya-san, you don't mind     not using your own face or name? [1:19:04] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Not at all. [1:19:05] (Flashback) Wadagaki     When I failed this audition,     I refused to accept it. [1:19:09] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I went to speak directly with Yamamoto. [1:19:12] (Flashback) Wadagaki     "Lemme in, lemme in, lemme in!" I said. [1:19:14] (Flashback) Nikaido     That's impressive. [1:19:16] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I mean, when I failed, they told me     I was their fourth choice. [1:19:21] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Isn't that frustrating?     I almost made it. I was so close. [1:19:25] (Flashback) Nikaido     You didn't think about     auditioning somewhere else? [1:19:27] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Nah. After all, I heard you had passed. [1:19:30] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I knew you'd be famous. [1:19:33] (Flashback) Nikaido     You want to be famous? [1:19:34] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I do. [1:19:35] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I'm from a single-parent home. [1:19:37] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I want to get famous, so my mom     back in Kyushu can take it easy. [1:19:40] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Even though she works, she wakes up     early to pack a lunch for me. [1:19:45] (Flashback) Nikaido     I see. [1:19:46] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I feel like I've always caused      nothing but trouble for my mom. [1:19:49] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I don't have any strengths, you know? [1:19:51] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Sometimes I wish I could just disappear, [1:19:54] (Flashback) Wadagaki     but seeing idols on TV cheered me up. [1:20:02] Nikaido     In any case, Mystery Kiss is over. [1:20:08] Nikaido     But not me. I'm not over. [1:20:12] Nikaido     Rui Nikaido will make a comeback. [1:20:16] Nikaido     I'll rise back up from this loss. [1:20:27] Nikaido     Hello? [1:20:27] Baba     Rui-tan? I've got a little break     at my on-location shoot. [1:20:31] Nikaido     Sorry, I'm a little busy right now. [1:20:33] Baba     I thought you seemed     a little down. You okay? [1:20:36] Nikaido     Thanks. I'll call you back tomorr— [1:20:38] Baba     You wanna do our thing? [1:20:40] Nikaido     I don't feel like that right now. [1:20:42] Baba     Rui-tan. [1:20:45] Baba     Rui-tan. [1:20:47] Baba     Rururururururururururu… SIGN    Baba [1:20:49] Baba     Rui-ta— SIGN    Call Ended SIGN    Investigative Report SIGN    Kyohei Mizoguchi SIGN    Togo Sekiguchi SIGN    Haruhito Yano SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Eiji Kakihana SIGN    Koshiro Daimon SIGN    Miho Shirakawa SIGN    Taichi Kabasawa SIGN    Ayumu Goriki SIGN    Hiroshi Odokawa SIGN    Kensuke Shibagaki [1:21:00] (Flashback) Sato     That's most of them. [1:21:06] (Flashback) Sato     Let's give these to Taeko-san. [1:21:09] (Flashback) Reina     It's finally tomorrow. [1:21:11] (Flashback) Kanon     I wonder if Imai-kun's okay. [1:21:23] Newscaster     The body of Yuki Mitsuya-san of idol     group Mystery Kiss has been discovered. SIGN    Body Found at Shibaura Wharf     Belongs to Idol Group Member [1:21:27] Newscaster     Her agency will be holding     a press conference after this. [1:21:32] (Flashback) Dobu     It's happening one week from now     on December 25th at 16:00. [1:21:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     I should be waiting in the     parking lot at that time, right? [1:21:40] Dobu     Yeah. Did you see the news? [1:21:43] Dobu     Yamamoto the manager     probably won't be coming. [1:21:44] (Flashback) Dobu     Lucky us. The fewer guys Yano has,     the easier this'll be for us. [1:21:48] Odokawa     That's a problem. [1:21:49] (Flashback) Dobu     What? [1:21:50] Odokawa     Nothing. [1:21:51] Dobu     Right. There is a problem. [1:21:54] Dobu     Yuki Mitsuya's body was     found near Yano's hideout. [1:21:57] Dobu     It's possible that they've moved. [1:22:00] Dobu     And if they have, then the route     I assumed they'd take is useless. SIGN    Incoming Call SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto [1:22:08] (Flashback) Odokawa     Oh, you picked up. [1:22:10] Yamamoto     What is it? [1:22:11] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're not going with Yano's crew today? [1:22:14] Yamamoto     I don't have time for that     right now. You know that. [1:22:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm sure you don't. [1:22:18] Yamamoto     Can I go now? I have     a press conference to attend. [1:22:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     I want to confirm one thing. [1:22:22] Yamamoto     What? [1:22:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     The Yuki Mitsuya in the photo     shown on the news [1:22:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     and the Yuki Mitsuya I drove     in my taxi are different people. SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto [1:22:31] Yamamoto     Are you sure you're not confused? [1:22:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     I drove you guys together.     The girl who likes fried chicken. [1:22:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     That reminded me. [1:22:39] (Flashback) Odokawa     The girl I drove on October 4th was... [1:22:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     Huh? SIGN    Fuyuki Yamamoto SIGN    Call Ended [1:22:45] (Flashback) Odokawa     Seriously? [1:22:48] (Flashback) Odokawa     I can't use Yamamoto. Which means... [1:23:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     Damn it. What is he doing? SIGN    Little Daimon SIGN    Incoming Call [1:23:09] (Flashback) Yano     Today's the day Dobu-san goes down. [1:23:12] (Flashback) Yano     I'll force him to award me the crown. [1:23:14] (Flashback) Yano     Scraping by on the boss' opinion of me. [1:23:16] (Flashback) Yano     Best Christmas ever, this'll turn out to be. [1:23:18] (Flashback) Yano     The wind's blowing today. It's cold— [1:23:20] (Flashback) Imai     Excuse me... [1:23:21] (Flashback) Yano     Hey country bumpkin, shut your face! [1:23:22] (Flashback) Yano     It's my turn right now, know your place. [1:23:24] (Flashback) Yano     But I guess there's no need      for me to be screaming. [1:23:26] (Flashback) Yano     I could say you're my patron,     in a manner of speaking. [1:23:28] (Flashback) Yano     Sentimentality aside,     what is it you're seeking? [1:23:32] (Flashback) Imai     Could you put on Mystery     Kiss's press conference? SIGN    Live: Talent Agency Holds     Emergency Press Conference [1:23:47] (Flashback) Yamamoto     This isn't good. That taxi driver     remembers Wadagaki's face. [1:23:51] (Flashback) Nikaido     Of course he does. [1:23:54] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Is there any way we can     put a positive spin on it? [1:23:56] (Flashback) Yamamoto     If the world finds out that      we tried to cover it up... [1:23:59] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We're just starting to taste success, too. [1:24:01] (Flashback) Nikaido     I'm sure some of the five guys who attended     our first concert remember her, too. [1:24:05] (Flashback) Nikaido     It's just not possible. [1:24:06] (Flashback) Yamamoto     You're right. [1:24:11] (Flashback) Nikaido     Hello? [1:24:13] (Flashback) Nikaido     Yeah, I'm fine. I'll do my best. [1:24:17] (Flashback) Nikaido     Yeah. [1:24:18] (Flashback) Nikaido     Good luck with the loser's bracket. [1:24:21] (Flashback) Nikaido     I promise I'll come back from this, too. [1:24:25] (Flashback) Baba     You okay? Sorry I didn't notice. [1:24:29] (Flashback) Baba     I'm not capable of trying hard. [1:24:31] (Flashback) Baba     Okay. But don't push yourself too hard. Bye. [1:24:35] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Hey, what are you doing? [1:24:37] (Flashback) Baba     Sorry. [1:24:37] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Let's review our jokes. [1:24:39] (Flashback) Baba     We just did that. [1:24:40] (Flashback) Shibagaki     We still don't know which     jokes we're performing. [1:24:42] (Flashback) Baba     I thought we agreed on the café hideaway. [1:24:44] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Given the atmosphere, the time     machine bit could be better. SIGN    Loser's Bracket [1:24:47] (Flashback) Baba     I remember the time     machine bit. I'll be fine. [1:24:50] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Don't you care about this at all? [1:24:52] (Flashback) Shibagaki     If we fail here, we're through. [1:24:56] (Flashback) Shibagaki     What? [1:24:59] (Flashback) Baba     You're the one who'll be     in trouble if we split up. [1:25:01] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Hey, Baba. You've gotten awfully puffed up. [1:25:05] (Flashback) Baba     You used to be funnier. [1:25:07] (Flashback) Baba     I can't watch you fall apart. [1:25:09] (Flashback) Baba     You think all the movies,     TV shows, and comedians [1:25:11] (Flashback) Baba     that are popular these days aren't funny. [1:25:13] (Flashback) Baba     You're the one who's out of touch. [1:25:17] (Flashback) Baba     I get that you like manzai comedy. [1:25:20] (Flashback) Baba     I know that I'm holding you back, too. [1:25:23] (Flashback) Baba     So I'm sorry, Shibagaki.     Let's split up, as of today. [1:25:33] (Flashback) Librarian     We're closing soon. SIGN    Married Couple Found Inside Car That Fell Into Sea, Possible Double Suicide? [1:25:40] (Flashback) Goriki     "Married Couple Found Inside Car That     Fell Into Sea, Possible Double Suicide?" [1:25:45] (Flashback) Goriki     "Their son, who is in fourth     grade, escaped on his own, [1:25:48] (Flashback) Goriki     but is unconscious and      in critical condition." [1:25:54] (Flashback) Yamamoto     I'm sorry for all the trouble we've caused. [1:26:02] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We've been unable to conceal our shock [1:26:05] (Flashback) Yamamoto     since we learned that Yuki     Mitsuya was found dead. [1:26:09] (Flashback) Yamamoto     In October, Yuki Mitsuya's     mother contacted us [1:26:12] (Flashback) Yamamoto     to tell us that her daughter     hadn't returned home. [1:26:15] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We did everything we could to help look     for her, but failed to locate her. [1:26:20] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Also, as Mystery Kiss     was set to debut soon, [1:26:24] (Flashback) Yamamoto     we had another girl who auditioned     take Yuki Mitsuya's place. [1:26:32] (Flashback) Yamamoto     Ultimately, that meant we deceived     the world and those involved, [1:26:38] (Flashback) Yamamoto     and for that, we are terribly sorry. [1:26:41] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We also can't bear to face     Donraku Shofutei-san SIGN    Live: Talent Agency Holds     Emergency Press Conference [1:26:46] Yamamoto     who entrusted his daughter to our agency. [1:26:51] (Flashback) Taeko     Oh, my. [1:26:54] (Flashback) Odokawa     You can't be serious. [1:27:01] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Hey. [1:27:03] (Flashback) Odokawa     I never thought I'd be helping you guys. [1:27:05] (Flashback) Odokawa     Shouldn't you get in position? [1:27:07] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Since they moved their hideout,     I'll be following them from the bank. [1:27:12] (Flashback) Odokawa     I see. [1:27:13] (Flashback) Odokawa     Where's your best buddy and brother? [1:27:15] (Flashback) Kenshiro     He hasn't come into work for a while. [1:27:17] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I noticed something off about his behavior, [1:27:20] (Flashback) Kenshiro     but I can't believe my meek little     brother is ignoring my calls. [1:27:24] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Hey, taxi driver. Did you     say something to him? [1:27:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     Yeah, right. We're on the same     side now, aren't we? [1:27:32] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     It's time. [1:27:34] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     You know what'll happen to you     if you go off-script, right? [1:27:45] (Flashback) Goriki     I was referred to you by Dr. Kato     at Minami Nakano hospital. [1:27:48] (Flashback) Goriki     My name is Goriki. [1:27:50] (Flashback) Goriki     I'd like to ask you about Hiroshi Odokawa. [1:27:53] (Flashback) Doctor     Hiroshi Odokawa-kun was my patient. [1:27:58] (Flashback) Goriki     Could you describe to me     what he was like then? [1:28:01] (Flashback) Banker A     You're certain that this is the right car? [1:28:04] (Flashback) Imai     Yes. [1:28:21] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Would it be all right     if we checked the contents? [1:28:23] (Flashback) Banker A     Of course. Imai-sama did     just check earlier, though. [1:28:35] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     They're definitely real. [1:28:39] (Flashback) Both     Congratulations on winning the lottery! SIGN    Niji Bank Building [1:28:52] (Flashback) Dobu     Good work. [1:28:53] (Flashback) Dobu     You did well. Now hurry up. [1:29:04] (Flashback) Dobu     You'll get paid once I check the contents. [1:29:23] (Flashback) Odokawa     Looks like it went well. [1:29:25] (Flashback) Dobu     For now, yeah. [1:29:32] (Flashback) Odokawa     Wow. [1:29:34] (Flashback) Dobu     First time seeing this many bills? [1:29:37] (Flashback) Odokawa     Definitely my first time seeing this many. [1:29:39] (Flashback) Dobu     Bet you wish you were     getting a cut now, huh? [1:29:40] (Flashback) Odokawa     No, I don't need that. But you're      gonna pay your taxi fare. SIGN    W! News SIGN    Donraku Shofutei Distraught! Sheds Tears     Over Daughter's Body. Extended Hiatus? [1:29:46] (Flashback) Entertainer A     Hey, apparently he     stepped down from judging. [1:29:48] (Flashback) Entertainer B     Surely he'll judge the main event, right? SIGN    Loser's Bracket [1:29:50] (Flashback) Entertainer C     Stop being so precise about it. [1:29:53] (Flashback) Both     Thank you. [1:29:56] (Flashback) Shibagaki     We're doing the time machine bit. [1:29:57] (Flashback) Baba     Got it. [1:29:58] (Flashback) Shibagaki     If you screw it up, I'll kill you. [1:30:01] (Flashback) Mc     With 14 years of experience     in the business, it's Homosapiens. [1:30:07] (Flashback) Baba     Hello, we're Homosapiens. [1:30:09] (Flashback) Both     Thanks for having us. [1:30:11] (Flashback) Shibagaki     My life is full of regrets. [1:30:13] (Flashback) Baba     Where'd that come from? [1:30:14] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I'm already beginning to regret saying that. [1:30:16] (Flashback) Shibagaki     It was pretty pessimistic. [1:30:18] (Flashback) Baba     You're overthinking it. You'll be fine. [1:30:20] (Flashback) Shibagaki     How can I avoid having regrets? [1:30:22] (Flashback) Baba     The only way is to do your best     so you can live without regrets. [1:30:25] (Flashback) Shibagaki     You see it in movies and stuff. [1:30:26] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Y'know, when kids travel back using      a time machine and meet their parents. [1:30:29] (Flashback) Baba     Yeah, I've seen that. There's something     they regret, so they go back to fix it. [1:30:32] (Flashback) Baba     It's moving, isn't it? [1:30:34] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I'm sure anyone would be moved if a child     they'd never seen before came to see them. [1:30:38] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I think I'd like to try that. [1:30:39] (Flashback) Baba     Sure, let's do it. [1:30:41] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I didn't say anything weird just now, did I? [1:30:43] (Flashback) Baba     You're already regretting it. [1:30:45] (Flashback) Baba     It'll be fine, I'll do it. [1:30:46] (Flashback) Shibagaki     For real? Let's try it, then. [1:30:50] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Dad. [1:30:51] (Flashback) Baba     Are you... [1:30:53] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Dad, I'm your five-year-old son. [1:30:56] (Flashback) Baba     What? [1:30:57] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Oh, Dad. My father, who gave     birth to me five years ago. [1:30:59] (Flashback) Baba     I'm going to die within     the next five years?! [1:31:01] (Flashback) Baba     Judging by my son's behavior,     I'm clearly gonna die! [1:31:04] (Flashback) Baba     You made that really obvious! [1:31:05] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I'm sorry I couldn't do     anything for you, Dad. [1:31:07] (Flashback) Baba     And there's nothing I can do about it?! [1:31:09] (Flashback) Baba     You're not even showing up     to save your dying dad [1:31:11] (Flashback) Baba     because a cure was found five years later? [1:31:13] (Flashback) Baba     If that's the case, just leave me alone! [1:31:15] (Flashback) Shibagaki     But I, uh... [1:31:17] (Flashback) Baba     What else do you regret? [1:31:21] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Uh, you know... [1:31:30] (Flashback) Shibagaki     My life is full of regrets. [1:31:32] (Flashback) Baba     Yeah, I know that. Like what? [1:31:33] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Shut up, idiot!     I regret teaming up with you! [1:31:36] (Flashback) Baba     What was that for?! [1:31:37] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I regret becoming a comedian. [1:31:39] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I shouldn't have chased my dreams! [1:31:42] Kenshiro     Black HiAce, pull over     to the left side of the road. [1:31:46] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     What should we do? [1:31:47] (Flashback) Yano     Do as he says, nothing else to be done. [1:31:49] (Flashback) Yano     I bet we'll enjoy looking back on this one. [1:32:03] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     What is it? [1:32:04] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I heard over the radio that some     bank robbers are on the run. [1:32:06] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Could I take a look inside your car? [1:32:08] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     We're in a hurry. [1:32:09] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I'd appreciate your cooperation. [1:32:16] (Flashback) Kenshiro     What are all these duraluminum cases for? [1:32:20] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I'm going to open one. [1:32:23] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Wow, incredible. Fat stacks of cash. [1:32:26] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Now this is suspicious. [1:32:28] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     He won a lot of money in the lottery. [1:32:30] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Who did? [1:32:33] (Flashback) Imai     Uh, m-me. [1:32:35] (Flashback) Kenshiro     You're sure? [1:32:36] (Flashback) Imai     Yes. [1:32:39] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I'm gonna check the others, too. [1:32:45] (Flashback) Kenshiro     These are fakes. [1:32:48] (Flashback) Yano     W-Wait a sec. That's not possible! [1:32:50] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Why don't we chat in my patrol car? [1:32:54] (Flashback) Yano     Damn it! [1:32:55] (Flashback) Yano     What the hell is this?! It's newspaper! [1:32:58] (Flashback) Yano     Are these other ones, too? All of them?! [1:33:00] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Y-Yano-san! [1:33:01] (Flashback) Yano     What? [1:33:02] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Your rhymes... [1:33:03] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Y-You're not rhyming! [1:33:05] (Flashback) Yano     Shut up. [1:33:06] (Flashback) Yano     Damn it! Someone set us up. [1:33:08] (Flashback) Yano     Who was it? Hey, cop! [1:33:09] (Flashback) Yano     Look into those bankers, chop-chop! [1:33:11] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Let's chat in my car, first. [1:33:13] (Flashback) Yano     No friggin' way. Why?! [1:33:15] (Flashback) Yano     Everything went so well, we were flying sky high! [1:33:16] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Yano-san, let's do as he says for now! [1:33:19] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     We'll be fine as long as we can     clear up the misunderstanding. [1:33:25] (Flashback) Kenshiro     You just won the lottery, right? [1:33:28] (Flashback) Imai     Yes. [1:33:29] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Sorry for the trouble. You can go. [1:33:41] (Flashback) Yano     I'm telling you, he won the lottery. [1:33:44] (Flashback) Yano     We were just helping him out     since he doesn't have a ride. [1:33:46] (Flashback) Yano     We didn't know about     the counterfeits, someone lied! [1:33:48] (Flashback) Kenshiro     What's your relationship with him? [1:33:50] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Why'd you ask for cash?     Where were you headed? [1:33:52] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Where does he live? [1:33:52] (Flashback) Yano     Enough rapid-fire questions. He's a friend! [1:33:54] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Why'd you ask for cash? [1:33:55] (Flashback) Yano     That's how he wanted it! [1:33:56] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Hold on, Yano-san. [1:33:58] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Hey, are you really a cop? [1:34:07] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Hey, follow that car! [1:34:10] (Flashback) Yano     No, we've been screwed! [1:34:12] (Flashback) Yano     That's Dobu's accomplice Daimon, my dude! [1:34:23] (Flashback) Dobu     To the parking lot in Shimbashi. [1:34:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     Got it. [1:34:29] (Flashback) Dobu     The panic on Yano's face was exquisite. [1:34:31] (Flashback) Dobu     We did it. The perfect victory. [1:34:39] (Flashback) Dobu     Hey, hold on. Who's that? [1:34:51] (Flashback) Odokawa     Isn't that the guy behind the skull mask? [1:34:53] (Flashback) Dobu     You're right. That's my gun. [1:34:56] (Flashback) Odokawa     What should we do? Should we run for it? [1:34:58] (Flashback) Dobu     No, it's all right. I'll get out. [1:35:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     Won't everything be ruined     if you get shot here? [1:35:03] (Flashback) Dobu     That gun had six bullets. Count 'em. [1:35:06] (Flashback) Dobu     Two shots at the cabaret club. [1:35:08] (Flashback) Dobu     One shot into your house. [1:35:09] (Flashback) Dobu     Two shots during the car chase. [1:35:11] (Flashback) Dobu     One shot at me at the harbor. He's out. [1:35:22] (Flashback) Dobu     Hey, who are you? [1:35:24] (Flashback) Tanaka     I don't have business with you. [1:35:26] (Flashback) Tanaka     I'm here for the driver. [1:35:32] (Flashback) Odokawa     Um, I have no idea what     you're talking about. [1:35:35] (Flashback) Tanaka     You nearly ran me over with your car! [1:35:38] (Flashback) Tanaka     You broke my phone! [1:35:40] (Flashback) Odokawa     Okay, fine. [1:35:41] (Flashback) Odokawa     Uh, I was probably in a hurry. [1:35:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     I know that's not an excuse for     taking something important from you, [1:35:48] (Flashback) Odokawa     but as a taxi driver, I think     that was inconsiderate of me. [1:35:52] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm sorry. [1:36:03] (Flashback) Tanaka     Hey. [1:36:07] (Flashback) Tanaka     Where did you get this? [1:36:09] (Flashback) Dobu     Huh? I gave that to Shirakawa. [1:36:13] (Flashback) Dobu     Why do you have that, Odokawa? [1:36:16] (Flashback) Tanaka     Why did you have this? [1:36:18] (Flashback) Dobu     My superior—as I guess you'd     call him—knows Donraku. [1:36:23] (Flashback) Dobu     It ended up in my hands. [1:36:25] (Flashback) Tanaka     Only one of these erasers was sold.     It's the only one of them in the world. [1:36:30] (Flashback) Tanaka     No, wait. There could be leftover     inventory at Donraku's house. [1:36:33] (Flashback) Tanaka     It wouldn't be odd if an acquaintance had one. [1:36:34] (Flashback) Dobu     What are you mumblin' about? Give back my gun. [1:36:37] (Flashback) Tanaka     ditch-11. [1:36:38] (Flashback) Dobu     Huh? [1:36:39] (Flashback) Odokawa     What? [1:36:40] (Flashback) Tanaka     Does the name "ditch-11" sound familiar? [1:36:42] (Flashback) Tanaka     Do you know what Zooden is? [1:36:44] (Flashback) Dobu     Huh? Yeah. The game, right? [1:36:47] (Flashback) Tanaka     Do you play? [1:36:49] (Flashback) Tanaka     Right now the number one ranked     account in Zooden is ditch-11. [1:36:54] (Flashback) Dobu     What are you going on about? [1:36:56] (Flashback) Dobu     I'm in a hurry. Give back my gun, already. [1:36:58] (Flashback) Tanaka     Let me see your phone. I want     to check if Zooden is installed on it. [1:37:02] (Flashback) Tanaka     If you're not them, I'll leave you alone. [1:37:03] (Flashback) Dobu     I told you, it's not! [1:37:05] (Flashback) Tanaka     Then I'm not giving up. [1:37:06] (Flashback) Tanaka     You might be a new boss     that I have to defeat. [1:37:10] (Flashback) Tanaka     I'm going to kill you. [1:37:12] (Flashback) Dobu     Bring it on. Do it, kid. [1:37:14] (Flashback) Odokawa     H-Hold on. I'm not sure I follow. [1:37:17] (Flashback) Odokawa     Zooden accounts have icons, right? [1:37:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     Show me ditch-11's icon. SIGN    Rank: 1 Global Rank      Development Level: 45123     Number of Animals: 350 [1:37:30] (Flashback) Odokawa     It's him. [1:37:31] (Flashback) Dobu     Wait a minute. How— [1:37:33] (Flashback) Dobu     That's right. You can tell. [1:37:36] (Flashback) Dobu     Yeah, I remember now. I used to play Zooden. [1:37:39] (Flashback) Dobu     I haven't played in so long, I'd forgotten. [1:37:41] (Flashback) Tanaka     You're the one who conned me     out of 100,000 yen 16 years ago! [1:37:44] (Flashback) Tanaka     Since then, my life has fallen apart! [1:37:47] (Flashback) Tanaka     It's your fault! [1:37:50] (Flashback) Dobu     I know you don't have any bullets left. [1:37:52] (Flashback) Dobu     Don't try to act tough. [1:38:23] (Flashback) Dobu     Damn... Why were there still bullets left? [1:38:26] (Flashback) Odokawa     Don't speak. Stay still. [1:38:29] (Flashback) Dobu     Take me to a doctor, Odokawa. [1:38:33] (Flashback) Dobu     There's an unlicensed doctor     I'm well-acquainted with. [1:38:38] (Flashback) Dobu     Hurry up. Put me in your taxi. [1:38:41] (Flashback) Dobu     Otherwise, the police... [1:38:43] (Flashback) Odokawa     Found it. [1:38:45] (Flashback) Dobu     Hey. [1:38:47] (Flashback) Odokawa     You should go to a normal hospital.     Receive proper treatment. [1:38:51] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm sure someone's already called     the police and an ambulance. [1:38:55] (Flashback) Dobu     Wait. The car. What are     you going to do with it? [1:38:59] (Flashback) Odokawa     I'm going to return the money to its owner. [1:39:03] (Flashback) Odokawa     It finally caught up to you. [1:39:06] (Flashback) Odokawa     This is what they call retribution. [1:39:08] (Flashback) Odokawa     This is goodbye for you and me. [1:39:20] (Flashback) Odokawa     Hello, Imai? Where are you now? [1:39:23] (Flashback) Imai     I'm in Akasaka. [1:39:25] (Flashback) Imai     I don't have any money to take the train. [1:39:28] (Flashback) Odokawa     Come to the parking lot     in Shimbashi, right now. [1:39:31] (Flashback) Odokawa     There's a black van parked there. [1:39:33] (Flashback) Odokawa     Your money is inside, so don't worry. [1:39:35] (Flashback) Odokawa     Take the taxi. The keys are under the car. [1:39:39] Imai     Really? I'll head there right away. [1:39:44] (Flashback) Sekiguchi     Yano-san, he was with Dobu-san!     He's working with him! [1:39:48] (Flashback) Yano     That's him, huh?! [1:39:49] (Flashback) Odokawa     Shit. I'll give you the 100 million later. [1:39:58] (Flashback) Yano     After him! [1:40:19] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Bro... [1:40:20] (Flashback) Koshiro     Bro, you always called me an idiot, [1:40:23] (Flashback) Koshiro     but in the end, you were the bigger idiot. [1:40:26] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Yeah, maybe you're right. [1:40:28] (Flashback) Koshiro     Was it Yano's crew that beat you up? [1:40:31] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Yeah. [1:40:34] (Flashback) Koshiro     Let's go arrest them for interference     with public duties, inflicting bodily injury, [1:40:38] (Flashback) Koshiro     stealing a patrol car, and— [1:40:40] (Flashback) Kenshiro     I can't. I'm gonna be arrested, too. [1:40:43] (Flashback) Koshiro     Of course you are. After all, you're evil. [1:40:47] (Flashback) Koshiro     You sided with Dobu.     I'm going to arrest you. [1:40:51] (Flashback) Koshiro     You know, because you're evil. [1:40:53] (Flashback) Kenshiro     You're right. [1:40:55] (Flashback) Koshiro     Why'd you have to side with Dobu?! [1:40:57] (Flashback) Koshiro     You idiot! You're such an idiot! [1:40:59] (Flashback) Koshiro     Liar! You lied to me, Bro! [1:41:01] (Flashback) Koshiro     We promised we'd punish evil together! [1:41:05] (Flashback) Koshiro     But... But... [1:41:09] (Flashback) Koshiro     What Yano and his guys did     is even more unforgivable. [1:41:11] (Flashback) Koshiro     We're gonna go arrest them! [1:41:13] (Flashback) Koshiro     Let's go, Bro! [1:41:44] Odokawa     "I love animals. [1:41:46] Odokawa     When I grow up, I want to work at the zoo. [1:41:50] Odokawa     That's because I don't like humans. [1:41:53] Odokawa     Being around humans makes me anxious. [1:41:58] Odokawa     I'm always told to look people     in the eye when I talk to them, [1:42:00] Odokawa     but I'm too scared to do it. [1:42:03] Odokawa     I hate going to festivals where     there are lots of people, too. [1:42:07] Odokawa     My classmates tease me,     hit me, and laugh at me. [1:42:13] Odokawa     I'm not good at school or sports,     so my teachers won't help me. [1:42:17] Odokawa     Even the teachers tease me. [1:42:21] Odokawa     When that happens, I can't stop the tears. [1:42:25] Odokawa     The harder I try to stop them,     the more they keep coming. [1:42:30] Odokawa     It's so frustrating and embarrassing,     I wish I could disappear. [1:42:34] Odokawa     When I cry out loud,     my classmates laugh at me. [1:42:39] Odokawa     They say I'm like a walrus and laugh at me." SIGN    I wish I were a walrus instead. [1:42:45] Odokawa     "I wish I were a walrus instead." [1:42:50] Odokawa     "My mom is the same way. [1:42:52] Odokawa     Since Dad never comes home, she's always     annoyed and takes it out on me. [1:42:57] Odokawa     Every day she eats lots of food,     and then she hits me and screams at me. [1:43:03] Odokawa     Unlike at school, I don't cry at home. [1:43:06] Odokawa     That's because my mom cries. [1:43:10] Odokawa     My dad's never home     because he has a mistress. [1:43:15] Odokawa     When he does occasionally     come home, he gets blind drunk. [1:43:20] Odokawa     That's my dad, [1:43:22] Odokawa     but he bought me an animal     encyclopedia, so I like him okay. SIGN    Animal Encyclopedia [1:43:27] Odokawa     I never got tired of looking     at my animal encyclopedia. [1:43:30] Odokawa     I read lots of animal books at the library, [1:43:33] Odokawa     but I like this book     my dad gave me the most." [1:43:37] Odokawa     "There's something else     that I like, too. Cars. [1:43:41] Odokawa     I think it would be okay to get a job     driving cars when I grow up, too. [1:43:45] Odokawa     On rare occasions, my dad     takes me for a ride in his car. [1:43:51] Odokawa     I liked going on drives as a family, [1:43:53] Odokawa     but these days, my mom doesn't ride with us. [1:43:56] Odokawa     I think my dad doesn't bring my mom     because he's going to see his mistress. [1:44:03] Odokawa     He tells me, 'Hiroshi, don't tell your     mother,' and leaves me at the zoo. [1:44:09] Odokawa     I feel bad for my mom,     but I loved my time at the zoo. [1:44:14] Odokawa     I couldn't look people in the eye, [1:44:17] Odokawa     but I could stare into     the eyes of animals forever. [1:44:19] Odokawa     I couldn't speak to people,     but I could speak to animals. [1:44:25] Odokawa     I saw a walrus. [1:44:28] Odokawa     They make funny sounds     and they're fat, just like me. [1:44:35] Odokawa     I thought they looked like my mom, too. [1:44:38] Odokawa     When I think about returning     to reality with all its humans, [1:44:43] Odokawa     I'd rather stay here forever." [1:44:57] Odokawa     "That's why that day, on the day     of the accident, I..." SIGN    National Traffic Safety Campaign SIGN    Live: Private Taxi Speeding Down Expressway [1:45:06] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san's not answering his phone. [1:45:09] (Flashback) Goriki     Where is that taxi? [1:45:11] Shirakawa     It's heading towards     the harbor from Toranomon. [1:45:14] Goriki     Got it. I'll head there. [1:45:16] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Take me with you, Dr. Goriki. [1:45:31] (Flashback) Shibagaki     The other day, a high school listener     was waiting for me to come outside. [1:45:34] (Flashback) Shibagaki     He asked me to team up with him. [1:45:37] (Flashback) Shibagaki     He must be disappointed after     watching that loser's bracket. [1:45:40] (Flashback) Shibagaki     All we did was scream insults at each other. [1:45:45] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Hey, do you really want to split up? [1:45:47] (Flashback) Baba     You're the one who said we should split up     if we didn't make it this year. [1:45:51] (Flashback) Shibagaki     We were so close. [1:45:52] (Flashback) Shibagaki     If we quit after I forgot our jokes,     all I'd have left would be regrets. [1:45:55] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Next year will be our last year.     Won't you reconsider? [1:45:59] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I need you. [1:46:00] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I need you to be my straight man. [1:46:02] (Flashback) Baba     You always said I was a crap straight man. [1:46:04] (Flashback) Shibagaki     C'mon, please. [1:46:05] (Flashback) Shibagaki     I'll write funnier jokes.     Be my straight man. [1:46:07] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Interrupt me again! [1:46:15] Yamamoto     The police will probably     keep questioning us. [1:46:19] (Flashback) Yamamoto     We should get our story straight. [1:46:21] (Flashback) Nikaido     Shouldn't we just tell them the truth? [1:46:24] (Flashback) Yamamoto     The truth? Do you understand what we did? [1:46:40] Girl A     Have you ever seen her house? [1:46:42] (Flashback) Girl B     It's an obvious prefab packed     to the brim, right? [1:46:45] (Flashback) Girl A     Yeah. They say that's why she     spends all her time in the bath. [1:46:48] (Flashback) Girl B     That's hilarious.     I bet she gets super wrinkly. SIGN    My Dream For the Future SIGN    Super Rich [1:47:04] Wadagaki     Welcome home. [1:47:05] Mom     Sorry I'm late. [1:47:07] (Flashback) Mom     Have you eaten dinner yet? [1:47:09] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Not yet, but you must be tired     from work, right? [1:47:11] (Flashback) Wadagaki     I'll find something to eat. [1:47:13] (Flashback) Mom     You'll need a lunch for tomorrow.     I'll make dinner while I'm at it. [1:47:16] (Flashback) Mom     I don't have fried chicken, though. [1:47:18] (Flashback) Wadagaki     Thanks, Mom. [1:47:21] (Flashback) Mom     As someone whose dreams were     shattered, you look radiant to me. [1:47:24] (Flashback) Mom     You only get one go around in life. [1:47:26] (Flashback) Mom     You gotta do whatever it takes     to make your dreams come true. [1:47:56] (Flashback) Tanaka     I have nothing left. It's game over. SIGN    Ksawa      @Ksawa_2daime SIGN    Ksawa SIGN    I was shocked to learn that Donraku's daughter     is the dead Mystery Kiss girl and I feel bad     for them, but how I'm going to support myself     from now on is the bigger, more serious mystery. [1:48:19] (Flashback) Yano     Hit him again! Again! SIGN    Road Closed [1:48:31] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Did you figure out what     Odokawa-san's illness is called? [1:48:35] (Flashback) Goriki     Yeah. It's called... [1:48:40] (Flashback) Driver     Visual agnosia caused     by executive dysfunction. [1:48:45] (Flashback) Goriki     Visual agnosia... [1:48:48] Shirakawa     What is that? [1:48:50] Goriki     He doesn't know what     his eyes are looking at. [1:48:53] Goriki     Damage to his brain is causing     an error in its cognitive function. [1:49:04] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Stop the car, Doctor! [1:49:21] (Flashback) Yano     You're not getting away! [1:49:53] (Flashback) Goriki     Shirakawa-kun! [1:50:12] (Flashback) Kabasawa     Th-This'll go viral! [1:50:44] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Please. One more time. [1:50:46] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Be my straight man one more time. [1:50:50] (Flashback) Shibagaki     Seriously? I'm being interrupted by a car?! [1:51:10] Odokawa     "That's why that day,     on the day of the accident, [1:51:13] Odokawa     I remember being happy. [1:51:16] Odokawa     My mom put my plastered dad in     the car and took us for a drive. [1:51:23] Odokawa     It'd been so long since we'd gone     for a drive as a family. [1:51:25] Odokawa     My dad was sleeping in the back seat, [1:51:28] Odokawa     and my mom seemed like     she was in a bad mood, [1:51:31] Odokawa     but I was having fun. [1:51:34] Odokawa     It was my first night drive. [1:51:36] Odokawa     The roads and traffic signals and lights     of the cars were sparkly and pretty." [1:51:42] Odokawa     "When I woke up,     I was lying in a hospital bed. [1:51:46] Odokawa     My head felt dizzy. I felt weird. [1:51:51] Odokawa     The doctors explained a bunch of stuff     to me, but I don't remember much. [1:51:56] Odokawa     All I remember is that my dad and mom     went somewhere after the accident [1:52:01] Odokawa     and that the doctor kind of     looked like an alligator, [1:52:06] Odokawa     since I had actually become a walrus." [1:52:11] Odokawa     "My relatives and teachers showed up [1:52:13] Odokawa     and had serious conversations     and told me all kinds of stuff, [1:52:18] Odokawa     but I didn't really care. [1:52:21] Odokawa     I met patients and nurses,     but it didn't bother me at all. [1:52:27] Odokawa     After all, they were pandas and beavers     and tortoises and llamas and stuff. [1:52:33] Odokawa     Everyone said they felt sorry for me,     but I was better off than I was before." [1:52:47] Odokawa     It wasn't painful, or scary,     or anything like that. [1:52:52] Odokawa     I was just sad. [1:52:54] Odokawa     Just so sad and miserable I wanted to cry. [1:52:59] Odokawa     I don't know why. [1:53:02] Odokawa     Did I remember the old accident? Dunno. [1:53:07] Odokawa     Goriki told me something once. [1:53:10] Odokawa     He said nostalgia is a minor illness. [1:53:13] Odokawa     It's probably just an acute case of that. [1:53:16] Odokawa     Like I'd returned to a state     before I was born. [1:53:20] Odokawa     I think I felt sad because     I knew a little bit about life. [1:53:20] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Queixada! [1:53:28] (Flashback) Goriki     Hey, over here! Hurry! [1:53:30] Odokawa     But right away, I wanted to live, [1:53:34] Odokawa     the moment I saw their faces. [1:53:38] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san. [1:53:40] (Flashback) Goriki     Odokawa! [1:53:42] (Flashback) Goriki     Odokawa! [1:53:43] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san. [1:53:49] (Flashback) Goriki     Odokawa. [1:53:51] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san... [1:53:58] (Flashback) Goriki     Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you? [1:54:03] (Flashback) Odokawa     A human. [1:54:04] (Flashback) Goriki     I see. Does that scare you? [1:54:07] (Flashback) Odokawa     No, I'm not scared. I'm okay. [1:54:10] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What about me? [1:54:16] (Flashback) Shirakawa     What? You're scared of me? [1:54:19] (Flashback) Odokawa     No. You're... pretty. [1:54:25] Odokawa     What? The guy who shot Dobu? [1:54:28] Odokawa     I think he was a puma. [1:54:35] Odokawa     Don't be so angry. [1:54:37] Odokawa     I'm not joking around. [1:54:40] Odokawa     Trying to remember makes my head hurt. [1:54:50] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Would you like some jelly?     Or would you prefer pudding? [1:54:52] Newscaster     Yesterday the MPD arrested     Mystery Kiss member Rui Nikaido, SIGN    Suspects Arrested in Yuki Mitsuya-san Murder Body Dumped in Sea After Killing [1:54:56] Newscaster     who they had been questioning     in connection to the murder SIGN    Arrested: Rui Nikaido (18) SIGN    Suspected of dumping body in the sea after killing fellow group member at agency office [1:55:01] Newscaster     of Mystery Kiss member Yuki Mitsuya-san. [1:55:04] Newscaster     Mystery Kiss manager Fuyuki Yamamoto, SIGN    Arrested: Employee     Fuyuki Yamamoto (34) SIGN    Arrested: Unemployed     Haruhito Yano (28) SIGN    Arrested: Unemployed     Togo Sekiguchi (33) [1:55:08] Newscaster     Haruhito Yano, unemployed,     and Togo Sekiguchi, also unemployed, [1:55:14] Newscaster     were arrested for abandoning a body. [1:55:17] (Flashback) Shirakawa     They've been reporting     on this story since this morning. [1:55:20] (Flashback) Shirakawa     Odokawa-san, you'll probably     be interviewed at some point, [1:55:23] (Flashback) Shirakawa     but once things settle down,     I'd like to go to the zoo. [1:55:28] Odokawa     Right now I'm more interested in     my plans for the future than my past. [1:55:35] (Flashback) Imai     Odokawa-sama, are you feeling all right? [1:55:38] (Flashback) Odokawa     Thankfully, I'm doing okay. [1:55:41] (Flashback) Odokawa     Oh, it's Imai. [1:55:42] (Flashback) Imai     That's great! [1:55:44] (Flashback) Odokawa     More importantly, are you okay? That idol... [1:55:48] (Flashback) Imai     It came as a huge shock, [1:55:50] (Flashback) Imai     and if she really did do it,     that would be a terrible thing, [1:55:54] (Flashback) Imai     but when I think about it, getting to visit     an idol in prison is a precious experience. [1:55:58] (Flashback) Odokawa     You're looking at this really positively. [1:56:00] (Flashback) Odokawa     Right. That reminds me. [1:56:04] (Flashback) Odokawa     The girl I drove late at night on October 4th     to the Mystery Kiss office... [1:56:08] (Flashback) Imai     Huh? What are you talking about? [1:56:11] Odokawa     On the night of October 4th,     I drove a black cat [1:56:15] Odokawa     from Nerima to the office in Kamimeguro. [1:56:19] Odokawa     It wasn't that Nikaido girl. [1:56:21] Odokawa     And it wasn't the Mitsuya girl     who was killed, either. [1:56:27] Odokawa     I won't be able to tell     if you show me a photo. [1:56:30] Odokawa     Her name's Sakura Wadagaki? Yeah, that's it. [1:56:34] Odokawa     I figured I should tell you. [1:56:36] Odokawa     Maybe you should look into her. [1:56:40] Odokawa     You think it was Rui Nikaido? [1:56:42] Odokawa     Sure, whatever. That's fine, I guess. [1:56:46] Odokawa     Are we done here? Seriously, I'm tired. [1:56:49] Odokawa     I'm sure you're busy, what with it     being the New Year, and all. [1:56:53] Odokawa     Another? Ugh. [1:56:57] Odokawa     No, I guess there's not much     you can do about that. [1:57:02] Odokawa     Work? I'm starting tomorrow. [1:57:07] Odokawa     The people I know, like Imai and Goriki,     are doing everything they can for me. [1:57:11] Odokawa     I really appreciate them. [1:57:14] Kondo     Let's get started. Hello. [1:57:16] Kondo     We're Bonnou Illumination. [1:57:17] Fukumoto     We sure did get roped into this. [1:57:19] Kondo     That's right. We're pinch-hitters. [1:57:22] Fukumoto     For Homosapiens. [1:57:23] Kondo     Don't say their name. [1:57:24] Fukumoto     There's nothing wrong     with saying their name. [1:57:25] Kondo     Right. It's okay to mention their name. [1:57:27] Fukumoto     Can you believe Baba-san     was dating a murderer? [1:57:30] Kondo     You're not supposed to say that. [1:57:31] Fukumoto     Everyone will creeped out unless I say it. [1:57:33] Kondo     She's still only a suspect. [1:57:35] Fukumoto     Forget about that. We're here     to produce a proper radio show. [1:57:39] Wadagaki     Mom, how are you? [1:57:41] Wadagaki     Yeah, I transferred to a bigger agency. [1:57:45] Wadagaki     Yeah. Things are going so     well, it's almost scary. [1:57:48] Wadagaki     At first, I hounded the manager     after I failed an audition. [1:57:53] Wadagaki     Thinking about it now makes me laugh. [1:57:56] Wadagaki     I was frustrated, though. [1:57:59] Wadagaki     Yeah, it went well. [1:58:02] Wadagaki     If they hadn't become famous after that,     I think I would've been content. [1:58:05] Wadagaki     But when I heard they'd be releasing their     first CD, I couldn't sit still anymore. [1:58:11] Wadagaki     Yeah, everything's going well. [1:58:14] Wadagaki     Honestly, I wasn't expecting     to lose someone else, [1:58:18] Wadagaki     but I get more attention because of that. [1:58:21] Wadagaki     I'm thinking about losing another     and becoming a solo act. [1:58:25] Wadagaki     What? I'm too greedy? [1:58:28] Wadagaki     No, nothing for now. [1:58:31] Wadagaki     All I headed out to do was find     the taxi I rode in then. [1:58:37] Wadagaki     I think I found it. SIGN    Aozora Comedy Festival [1:58:39] Wadagaki     It was a total coincidence.     I must be lucky after all. [1:58:42] Wadagaki     Everything's going my way. [1:58:45] Wadagaki     I'll tell you more about it later. SIGN    Mystery Kiss Disbands, Ex-Members Form Duo SIGN    Sakura Wadagaki (18) SIGN    Shiho Ichimura-san (18) [1:58:49] Wadagaki     Don't worry. It'll go well again. [1:58:54] Wadagaki     Over the end of the year— SIGN    Uninstall "Zooden?"     All data will be erased     when this app is uninstalled. SIGN    Cancel SIGN    Uninstall [1:58:56] Wadagaki     Actually, I'll tell you about it later. [1:58:59] Wadagaki     Yeah. Will you make fried chicken     again for me sometime? SIGN    Must-read! SIGN    Foolproof Methods For Finding a Job [1:59:04] Wadagaki     Like you said, I'm gonna do whatever it takes     to make my dream come true. [1:59:15] Boss A     Kakihana, let's get lunch. [1:59:17] Kakihana     Okay. [1:59:32] Odokawa     All right. [1:59:39] Odokawa     Hop on in. [1:59:45] Odokawa     Where to? [1:59:54] Odokawa     Where to? [1:59:59] Wadagaki     You don't remember me? [2:00:03] Odokawa     Have I given you a ride before? [2:00:05] Odokawa     Sorry. You're not the only one     I don't remember. [2:00:10] Wadagaki     It's fine. I just thought you'd      freak out a little more. [2:00:16] Odokawa     Huh? [2:00:18] Wadagaki     Nothing. [2:00:20] Odokawa     So, where to? [2:00:24] Wadagaki     Uh, well... [2:00:32] Wadagaki     Here's fine. [2:00:34] Odokawa     "Here's fine"? [2:00:35] Wadagaki     Yeah, here's fine. [2:00:37] Odokawa     "Here's fine"?! [2:00:39] Wadagaki     Oh, you can run the meter. [2:00:43] Odokawa     I don't know what to say to that. [2:00:45] Wadagaki     I just wanna talk a little. [2:00:48] Wadagaki     Give me five—No, three minutes. [2:00:52] Odokawa     You know this isn't a car     for killing time, right? [2:00:55] Wadagaki     I said I'd pay. [2:00:59] Odokawa     I can't carry on a conversation     unless I'm driving. [2:01:04] Odokawa     It makes me uneasy. [2:01:06] Wadagaki     But the city's full of cameras, you know? [2:01:09] Odokawa     Cameras? [2:01:11] Odokawa     Oh, yeah. I've got one right here. [2:01:13] Wadagaki     That one's fine.     I can just grab it later. [2:01:16] Wadagaki     I say that, but I'm here today because      I couldn't get my hands on it before. [2:01:24] Wadagaki     All I've got is my good luck. [2:01:28] Odokawa     Oh, yeah? I'm lucky, too. [2:01:33] Wadagaki     Then it's my luck against your luck. [2:02:10] Odokawa     Is your leg okay? [2:02:12] Shirakawa     No, but we'd better go while we can. [2:02:16] Odokawa     Couldn't we have gone once you were better? [2:02:19] Shirakawa     I decided I'm going, so I'm going. [2:02:22] Shirakawa     Odokawa-san, what animal do you want to see? [2:02:25] Odokawa     What? Uh, alpacas. [2:02:29] Shirakawa     Why? Why, why? [2:02:31] Odokawa     Why? [2:02:33] Shirakawa     Yeah, why? [2:02:37] Odokawa     Because I like them. [2:02:38] Shirakawa     You said it. [2:02:40] Odokawa     About alpacas. [2:02:41] Shirakawa     Uh-huh... [2:02:43] Odokawa     I was talking about alpacas. [2:02:45] Shirakawa     What about alpacas? [2:02:48] Odokawa     I... like them. [2:02:50] Shirakawa     You said it again. [2:02:52] Odokawa     You're so annoying. [2:02:58] Shirakawa     Hey, Odokawa-san. [2:02:59] Odokawa     Huh? [2:03:01] Shirakawa     We're going for a drive, aren't we? [2:03:04] Odokawa     Yeah. [2:03:07] Shirakawa     You think I could ride in passenger seat? [2:03:10] Odokawa     Oh, sorry. SIGN    Ashigara Zooland SIGN    Former Idol Attempts Murder     Man Who Tried to Stop Her Also Injured SIGN    Arrested on Attempted Murder and Assault Charges     Former Mystery Kiss Member     Suspect Sakura Wadagaki (18) SIGN    Courthouse SIGN    Certificate of Appreciation Presentation Ceremony SIGN    Yamabiko SIGN    Grand Re-Opening