E7 - I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?

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[01:39] TV
    All right, let's get started.
[01:45] TV
    I'mma just save the world now.
[01:49] Ai
    Nightmare Killer's so hot!
[01:49] ---
    C-Can't breathe...
[01:52] Boo
    Th-That's it!
[01:52] ---
    I'm gonna die! He's so awesome!
[01:53] Boo
    I want to save the planet, too!
[01:55] Ai
    I love how he's saving the
    world dressed all in black,
[01:58] Ai
    with that antisocial aura and a giant sword!
[02:00] Ai
    That long cape must get in the way
    when he fights, but he totally rocks it!
[02:04] TV
    Here I go!
[02:04] Ai
    I have no idea who he's
    talking to, and I love it!
[02:09] Boo
    I have no idea what my master's saying,
[02:11] Boo
    but I do agree that this
    Night-whatever is awesome.
SIGN    Dog Park
[02:15] Boo
    Man, forget uniting Japan. 
    The planet's where it's at.
SIGN    Episode 7 I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?
[02:19] Cinnamon
    What are you talking about?
[02:21] Boo
    I just figured it out.
[02:24] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[02:26] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:31] Boo
    Why didn't I unite Japan in my past life?
[02:36] Marutaro
    You couldn't, that's why.
[02:38] Boo
    Shut up!
[02:39] Marutaro
    But it's true!
[02:41] Boo
    Don't say it!
[02:43] Ichiko
    They're having so much fun playing around.
[02:46] Lady
    They're so full of energy.
[02:50] Boo
    Th-The reason I didn't...
[02:53] Boo
    is probably because I was destined
    to save Earth in this life!
[02:58] Cinnamon
    Destined?
[03:00] Marutaro
    You don't need to tell jokes.
    Your face and body are the real joke.
[03:04] Boo
    No, I'm serious.
[03:06] Cinnamon
    But saving the planet? From whom?
[03:09] Boo
    W-Well, obviously...
[03:11] Boo
    F-From the bad guys.
[03:13] Marutaro
    What bad guys? Who are they?
[03:15] Boo
    Um...
[03:18] Boo
    Th-They're from an evil secret society.
[03:20] Boo
    Also, I have to save the
    planet from space monsters.
[03:25] Marutaro
    That's so cliché!
[03:27] Cinnamon
    It's like something out of a kids' show!
[03:29] Boo
    I-Is it?
[03:32] Marutaro
    Nightmare Killer?!
[03:35] Cinnamon
    A hero in black, huh?
SIGN    Oda "Nightmare Killer" Nobunaga
[03:42] Cinnamon
    You're right, that would be kind of cool.
[03:47] Marutaro
    But I would choose red
    over black, if anything.
[03:51] Marutaro
    No one would see you in black.
[03:53] Marutaro
    You'd be like a crow in the dark.
[03:56] Boo
    I'll go with deep blue, then.
[03:59] Cinnamon
    That leaves me with gold.
[04:03] Boo
    This is starting to get good!
[04:04] Boo
    I'm getting pumped!
[04:07] Boo
    Fighting the evil organization that
    plots to take over the world...
[04:11] Boo
    Protectors of justice, we are the
    Warring States Three Buddies!
SIGN    Warring States
    Three Buddies
[04:19] Marutaro
    That's so lame!
[04:21] Marutaro
    "Three Buddies" is so bad!
[04:24] Marutaro
    You've got terrible taste in names, Boo-dono!
[04:27] Cinnamon
    So bad!
[04:28] Boo
    Is it that bad?
[04:30] Boo
    I thought it was pretty good.
[04:32] Marutaro
    That must be why your mother
    was so irked by you.
[04:36] ---
    So lame!
[04:38] Boo
    You're bringing that up again?!
[04:39] Marutaro
    I am!
[04:39] Boo
    Stop laughing!
[04:41] Ichiko
    Aw, they're play-fighting again.
[04:43] Lady
    They really do get along well.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:49] Ota
    We meet again.
[04:52] Ota
    It's me, Ohta Gyuichi.
[04:54] Ota
    Who, you say?
[04:56] Ota
    Y'know...
[04:57] Ota
    I was reborn as beef,
[05:00] Ota
    and then brutally murdered in a milk
    bottle by the traitor Akechi Mitsuhide.
[05:04] Ota
    That Ohta.
[05:06] Ota
    What? Where am I, you ask?
[05:09] Ota
    I'm right here.
[05:10] Ota
    Here, see?
[05:12] Ota
    Right here, I said! Yes!
[05:14] Ota
    I was reincarnated as an ant this time.
[05:17] Ota
    Whoa, watch it!
[05:18] Ota
    Hey!
[05:19] Ota
    I'm tiny, so be careful!
[05:23] Ota
    Pardon me.
[05:25] Ota
    Anyway, I'm Ohta Gyuichi,
    reincarnated as an ant.
[05:30] Ota
    I really hope to serve
    Nobunaga-sama this time.
[05:32] Ota
    To be useful to him.
[05:34] Ota
    And with that wish, I took on the
    shame of being reborn as an ant.
[05:39] Ota
    Oh, no!
[05:43] Ota
    Huh?
[05:43] Ota
    Isn't that...
[05:44] Ota
    Nobunaga-sama!
[05:47] Ota
    Long time no see.
[05:49] Ota
    I'm Ohta Gyu—
[05:50] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, did you just lick up a bug?
[05:53] Ichiko
    That's nasty.
[05:54] Cinnamon
    I accidentally ate it.
[05:57] Ichiko
    You'll get a tummyache.
[06:00] Cinnamon
    I'll be careful.
SIGN    Ohta Gyuichi's fruitless journey continues...
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:07] Ichiko
    Okay, we're heading out.
    Watch the house for me.
[06:10] Cinnamon
    Okay.
[06:15] Cinnamon
    She's gone.
[06:17] Cinnamon
    I'm the only one in this house right now.
[06:19] Cinnamon
    That's right.
[06:21] Cinnamon
    Yes!
[06:23] Cinnamon
    I am the ruler!
[06:25] Cinnamon
    Yay!
[06:27] Cinnamon
    I'm going to do all the things
    that get me in trouble!
[06:30] Cinnamon
    I'm going to eat snacks without permission!
SIGN    Beef jerky
[06:34] Cinnamon
    Staying home alone isn't all that bad!
[06:49] Cinnamon
    I'm bored.
[06:52] Cinnamon
    There's only so much you can
    do to kill time as a dog.
[06:56] Cinnamon
    Is there anything fun to do?
[06:59] Cinnamon
    The first thing I need to
    do is get out of here.
[07:04] Cinnamon
    That must be the bathroom.
[07:06] Cinnamon
    They used to be called privies or lavatories.
[07:08] Cinnamon
    They were built outside,
    since they smelled bad.
[07:12] Cinnamon
    But the privies nowadays are inside the home.
[07:16] Cinnamon
    There's a strange chair,
    and it even smells of flowers.
[07:21] Cinnamon
    And here is the greatest mystery...
[07:24] Cinnamon
    There's no poo anywhere.
[07:26] Cinnamon
    How strange.
[07:28] Cinnamon
    I think I shall try sitting
    on this chair today.
[07:34] Cinnamon
    This is unsettling.
[07:37] Cinnamon
    How am I supposed to poo?
[07:40] Cinnamon
    What does this button do?
[07:47] Cinnamon
    W-Water!
[07:48] Cinnamon
    A-And it's warm?!
[07:50] Cinnamon
    I-It's hitting me where I'm most sensitive!
[07:57] Cinnamon
    I-Is someone behind me?!
[08:00] Cinnamon
    Is this meant to wash one's butt?
[08:05] Cinnamon
    I've never had my butt washed like this...
[08:08] Cinnamon
    Modernity is indeed incredibly hospitable.
[08:12] Cinnamon
    Even the foreigners would be shocked!
[08:15] Foreigner
    Intense!
[08:17] Cinnamon
    The problem is...
[08:18] Cinnamon
    I don't know how to stop it.
[08:20] Cinnamon
    What to do?
[08:22] Cinnamon
    I got in deep, deep trouble later.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[08:28] Boo
    It's Cinnamon-dono.
[08:31] Cinnamon
    No, those are Chinnamons.
[08:33] Boo
    Ch-Chinnamon?
[08:35] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[08:36] Cinnamon
    The girls made these by hand to look like me.
[08:40] Tomo
    What is this?
[08:41] Ichiko
    That's kind of crazy.
[08:44] Boo
    She didn't make all three of
    these with your fur, did she?
[08:48] Cinnamon
    She did indeed.
[08:50] Cinnamon
    It happened half a year ago,
[08:52] Cinnamon
    just before summer.
    I guess you could call it a miracle.
[08:57] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Wow!
[08:58] (Flashback) Ichiko
    This is amazing, Cinnamon!
[09:00] Cinnamon
    Is it?
[09:01] (Flashback) Ichiko
    This is a mystery of life!
[09:05] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Look at all this fur!
[09:07] (Flashback) Ichiko
    The yard's full of your hair.
[09:10] Cinnamon
    This "brushing" feels so, so good!
[09:16] Cinnamon
    More!
[09:17] Cinnamon
    Do more!
[09:18] Cinnamon
    Keep going!
[09:20] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Okay, that's it for today.
[09:22] Cinnamon
    Aw.
[09:23] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Look at all this fur, though.
[09:27] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It seems like a shame to throw it out.
[09:30] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I know!
[09:33] (Flashback) Ichiko
    How's this?
[09:34] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Isn't it cute?
[09:35] Cinnamon
    Girl, are you a genius?
[09:38] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It's a tiny Cinnamon, so I
    think I'll call it Chinnamon.
[09:42] Cinnamon
    My double, Chinnamon, eh?
[09:45] Cinnamon
    I like it.
[09:48] Cinnamon
    And that's how it happened.
[09:50] Boo
    And then?
[09:51] Cinnamon
    That's it.
[09:52] Boo
    What's the punch line?
[09:53] Cinnamon
    There isn't really a punch line.
[09:56] Boo
    What the hell?!
[09:58] Boo
    I hate stories that don't have a punch line!
[10:01] Boo
    You should have waited until the
    double started moving or talking
[10:05] Boo
    or something weird like that!
[10:07] Boo
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[10:08] Cinnamon
    That's nuts.
SIGN    Warring States BL
[10:10] Tomo
    What is this?!
[10:12] Tomo
    This is too much!
[10:14] Ichiko
    It's okay.
[10:16] Ai
    Their mutual passion gives rise to desire,
[10:19] Ai
    and they seek out each other's bodies.
[10:21] Ai
    It's only natural.
    One's sex isn't a barrier to love!
[10:25] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    Okay, okay...
[10:28] Ai
    So pure! So pure!
[10:31] Ai
    So pure! So pure! So pure!
[10:31] Cinnamon
    Y'know, your master...
[10:34] Cinnamon
    She's definitely evangelizing.
[10:37] Boo
    You could say that.
[10:38] Cinnamon
    She's always so intense.
[10:41] Boo
    Y-You could say that.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[10:46] Ris
    Good evening.
[10:47] Ris
    I'm Akechi Mitsuhide, reborn as a squirrel.
[10:51] Ris
    I have borne witness to my master's secret.
[10:56] Hideto
    I have so many photos of Cinnamon now.
[10:59] Hideto
    I remember every moment
    behind every photo clearly.
[11:03] Hideto
    This one's an especially good shot.
[11:06] Hideto
    It's mischievous and dynamic.
[11:07] Hideto
    And more than anything... It's adorable.
[11:25] Hideto
    It's done.
[11:30] Hideto
    Yes!
[11:32] Hideto
    Cinnamon and I could have taken a photo
    like this together if I were a dog.
[11:36] Hideto
    Damn it!
[11:37] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[11:39] Hideto
    Oh, Cinnamon!
[11:41] Hideto
    I want to be a dog, Cinnamon!
[11:41] Ris
    Master, you're pretty messed up.
[11:47] Lady 1
    I think I'd want to marry the second son.
[11:50] Lady 2
    Same.
[11:51] Lady 1
    I'll pass on the eldest son.
[11:54] Ichiko
    The second son, huh?
[11:56] Ichiko
    But, like...
[11:58] Ichiko
    I don't even have a boyfriend,
    never mind choosing an eldest or second son.
[12:03] Cinnamon
    Well, yeah, indeed.
[12:05] Ichiko
    I wonder which one Mitsuhide-san is.
[12:08] Cinnamon
    Him again?
[12:09] (Flashback) Hideto
    Drink some milk, and everything will be fine.
[12:12] Cinnamon
    I don't like that he looks
    like my traitor, Mitsuhide.
[12:17] Cinnamon
    Besides, that man...
[12:18] (Flashback) Hideto
    I love you, Cinnamon!
[12:22] Cinnamon
    He's a fool.
[12:24] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide was a traitor,
    but he wasn't such a blatant fool.
[12:28] Ichiko
    I hope Mitsuhide-san's a second son.
[12:31] Cinnamon
    Girl, you really should find someone else.
[12:32] ---
    Mitsuhide-san, which are you?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Dog Park
[12:39] Boo
    The TV show yesterday?
[12:40] Lucky
    Oh, that thing about second sons
    being really popular these days.
[12:45] Cinnamon
    That one.
[12:46] Boo
    Huh...
[12:47] Julian
    I find that hard to believe.
[12:48] Lucky
    I know.
[12:49] Lucky
    In the past, just being the
    eldest son made you so popular,
[12:53] Lucky
    girls would throw themselves at you.
[12:56] (Flashback) Lady
    Eldest son! So nice! Hold me!
[12:58] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono, you shouldn't be so
    open about your personal fantasies.
[13:02] Boo
    It's true, though, that all the
    sons who weren't the eldest
[13:06] Boo
    were avoided as
    good-for-nothings or nuisances.
[13:09] Lucky
    Well, people only really kept them around
[13:12] Lucky
    in case the eldest son
    died young or something.
[13:15] Julian
    I wasn't the eldest son,
[13:18] Julian
    so I was sent to be raised at a temple.
[13:20] Julian
    I was supposed to become a monk.
[13:22] Boo
    Was it because you were
    the more competent brother,
[13:24] Boo
    so they were like,
    "Hey, want to take over the family?"
[13:27] Julian
    Yeah, something like that.
[13:29] Julian
    It was pretty unusual
    back in the day, though.
[13:33] Lucky
    It sure was.
[13:35] Cinnamon
    So all the boys, aside from the eldest...
[13:38] Guy A
    "I'm a second son, so I
    have no home to inherit."
[13:40] Guy B
    "As the fourth son,
    I feel like I don't belong."
[13:43] Guy C
    "I'm a third son, and I'm looking for
    someone to take me as an apprentice."
[13:45] Cinnamon
    In those days, there was a surplus
    of second sons and younger.
[13:49] Cinnamon
    That's when I had the idea...
[13:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    You're all welcome to serve me.
[13:56] (Flashback) Guys
    Thank you, Nobunaga-sama!
[13:59] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    All right, our army will be called the
    Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army.
SIGN    Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army
[14:06] Julian
    Lame.
[14:08] Cinnamon
    It was just a tentative name. Nothing more.
[14:12] Lucky
    No wonder the name never made history.
[14:15] Julian
    That's a seriously useless name.
[14:16] Boo
    Oh, "Warring States Three Buddies"
    was way better in comparison, then.
SIGN    Warring States
    Three Buddies
[14:23] Cinnamon
    You're actually the type
    to hold a grudge, huh?
[14:25] Boo
    Shut up.
[14:27] Lucky
    Taste in naming aside,
[14:29] Lucky
    doing a hiring spree of second sons
    and younger is a revolutionary idea.
[14:34] Cinnamon
    That's it!
[14:36] Cinnamon
    All the young men with nowhere to go became
    very fond of me after I took them in.
[14:43] (Flashback) Guy A
    Nobunaga-cchi!
[14:44] (Flashback) Guy B
    I'll follow you anywhere!
[14:46] Cinnamon
    We were brought together by a powerful bond.
[14:50] Boo
    Huh?
[14:51] Boo
    But you were the eldest son,
    weren't you, Cinnamon-dono?
[14:54] Cinnamon
    Ack!
[14:55] Boo
    So you know what it's like for
    second sons, despite being the eldest?
[14:58] Cinnamon
    Ack!
[14:59] Cinnamon
    You're right.
[15:00] Cinnamon
    There were some who made a fuss about
    the fact that I was the eldest son.
[15:05] (Flashback) Guy A
    You don't understand us second sons
    and younger, Nobunaga-cchi!
[15:09] (Flashback) Guy A
    You're the eldest son, after all!
[15:12] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Fool! I understand you.
[15:14] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    My vassals all call me a fool!
[15:18] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    My younger brother, Nobukatsu-kun,
[15:19] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    is way more admirable and
    more like an oldest son.
[15:22] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    So I, I...
[15:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    So I'm actually the second son!
[15:27] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I totally understand you all!
[15:29] (Flashback) Guy A
    Nobunaga-cchi!
    I'll still follow you anywhere!
[15:33] Cinnamon
    That's how I talked them up.
[15:36] Boo
    That was all it took?
[15:38] Cinnamon
    It worked, for the most part.
[15:40] Julian
    You're good at talking.
[15:42] Cinnamon
    Also, in an effort to boost the confidence
    of the Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army...
[15:47] Cinnamon
    I gave them super long spears to use.
[15:51] Lucky
    You're talking about the
    Oda Six-Meter-Spear Phalanx.
[15:54] ---
    Six-Meter Spears
[15:56] N
    The spearmen of other
    warlords in the day
[15:59] N
    mostly carried spears
    that were 5.4 meters long.
[16:04] N
    But Nobunaga equipped his spearmen
    with super long 6.3 meter spears.
[16:11] Cinnamon
    Between 5.4-meter spears
    and 6.3-meter spears...
[16:17] Cinnamon
    Obviously, the longer one wins.
[16:19] Boo
    That's so blunt.
[16:20] Cinnamon
    That's true of everything.
[16:22] Cinnamon
    For example, between long chopsticks
    and short chopsticks...
[16:27] Cinnamon
    The longer chopsticks win.
[16:29] Cinnamon
    And when it comes to legs...
[16:35] Cinnamon
    Indeed, the longer ones win.
[16:37] (Flashback) Guys
    Long is best!
[16:39] (Flashback) Guys
    Long is strong!
[16:41] (Flashback) Guys
    Long is justice!
[16:43] (Flashback) Guys
    Make everything long,
    and we'll conquer Japan!
[16:48] Lucky
    I can't believe my Takeda Clan was
    defeated by this simpleton dolt.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[16:56] Cinnamon
    Long is best!
[16:58] Cinnamon
    Long is strong!
[17:00] Hideto
    Cinnamon's so full of energy. He's so cute.
[17:03] Ichiko
    Hey, Mitsuhide-san...
[17:05] Hideto
    What is it?
[17:07] Ichiko
    Do you have any siblings, Mitsuhide-san?
[17:10] Hideto
    Yeah, I do.
[17:11] Hideto
    I'm a second son.
[17:13] Ichiko
    You are?!
[17:15] Hideto
    Yeah.
[17:16] Hideto
    Why do you ask, though?
[17:19] Ichiko
    J-Just wondering.
[17:21] Ichiko
    I'm glad, though.
[17:24] Ichiko
    He's a second son, huh?
[17:26] Cinnamon
    Long! Long!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:32] Vet
    Don't worry, this will be quick.
[17:45] Cinnamon
    What was that?
[17:47] Cinnamon
    I thought I heard Lucky-dono shriek.
[17:50] Boo
    Yeah?
[17:53] Cinnamon
    Today's a weird day.
[17:56] Cinnamon
    The girls are wearing gloves,
[17:58] Cinnamon
    and our walk's taking longer than usual.
SIGN    Are you going to pee?
SIGN    I'm empty...
[18:02] Boo
    You just noticed, huh?
[18:04] Boo
    Today is needle day.
[18:06] Cinnamon
    Huh?
SIGN    Rabies
    Vaccination
    Site
[18:07] Boo
    See? We're already there.
[18:15] Cinnamon
    I-I'm going home!
[18:17] Boo
    Me, too!
[18:20] Ichiko
    Here we go again!
[18:22] Cinnamon
    I can't!
[18:23] Boo
    No needles!
[18:24] Cinnamon
    I don't like pain!
[18:26] Lucky
    Cinnamon-dono...
[18:28] Lucky
    Boo-dono...
[18:29] Cinnamon
    L-Lucky-chan!
[18:34] Lucky
    I stayed strong through the needle.
[18:37] Lucky
    I think I faced more fear today than
    I did during my battles in my past life.
[18:43] Lucky
    Unmovable, like the mountain...
[18:47] Cinnamon
    Lucky-chan is defeated!
[18:49] Boo
    Hang in there! The wound isn't deep!
[18:51] Ichiko
    Calm down, Cinnamon!
[18:53] Ai
    Boo-chan, no!
[18:58] Tomo
    This is exhausting for both dogs and humans.
[19:01] Ichiko
    It's always such a pain.
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[19:03] Ichiko
    You can get vaccinations
    done at the vet, too,
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[19:06] Ichiko
    but Cinnamon's got too much energy.
[19:08] Ichiko
    It bothers the sick pets when he freaks out.
[19:13] Ichiko
    So I want to get the shot done
    at this mobile vaccination station.
[19:17] Tomo
    I see.
[19:17] Ichiko
    I thought he might be okay if
    he was with his buddy Boo-chan.
[19:22] Ai
    But they're both so wimpy,
    they ended up amplifying their fear.
[19:26] Ichiko
    Yeah.
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[19:31] Marutaro
    It's Cinnamon-san and Boo-chan-san.
[19:33] Marutaro
    Are you both about to get your needle?
[19:36] Boo
    Why do you look so happy?
[19:39] Marutaro
    Listen to this!
[19:41] Marutaro
    I just ran into Julian-san over there.
[19:44] Marutaro
    He was so scared of the
    needle, he couldn't get up.
[19:49] Boo
    We're in for it, too...
[19:51] Cinnamon
    But it's still funny.
[19:53] Marutaro
    They called him the Dragon of Echigo
    or whatever in his past life...
[19:57] Marutaro
    But forget a dragon, he's barely a turtle!
[20:01] Cinnamon
    That's savage, Marutaro-chan.
[20:04] Boo
    Aren't you afraid of the needle?
[20:06] Marutaro
    Not at all, actually.
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[20:09] Marutaro
    See, I went to the site, and...
[20:12] Marutaro
    Hello! I'm Marutaro!
[20:14] Marutaro
    Hey! What's up today?
[20:17] Marutaro
    What are we doing today?
[20:21] (Flashback) Vet
    There, all done.
[20:23] Marutaro
    It was all done while I
    was saying hi to people.
[20:28] Cinnamon
    What a happy-go-lucky dog.
[20:30] Boo
    Well, we should probably brace ourselves.
[20:33] Boo
    We can't let Marutaro mock us.
[20:36] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[20:39] Boo
    Was there ever anything
    this bad in your past life?
[20:42] Cinnamon
    There was not.
[20:44] Marutaro
    Have fun!
[20:45] Marutaro
    Be safe!
[20:48] Tomo
    Looks like they've surrendered.
[20:51] Ichiko
    They tired themselves out.
[20:52] Ichiko
    You're up first, Boo-chan.
[20:58] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono...
[21:00] Boo
    Here I go.
[21:02] Cinnamon
    Boo-chan looks prepared to die.
[21:06] Cinnamon
    He's a man among men!
[21:09] Cinnamon
    I suppose I'll go, too.
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[21:11] Vet
    You freaked out last year, didn't you?
[21:15] Cinnamon
    Forget about last year.
[21:17] Vet
    Can I get the owner to hold him still?
[21:20] Vet
    Okay, on his butt.
[21:25] Cinnamon
    Ow!
[21:27] Cinnamon
    What the hell was that for?!
[21:28] Vet
    It hurts more on your butt than on your neck.
[21:31] Vet
    Although, I don't have a choice but
    to inject your butt if you freak out.
[21:34] Ichiko
    I'm glad it's over, though.
[21:36] Ichiko
    Good for you, Cinnamon.
[21:38] Boo
    I had it done on my neck, so it didn't hurt.
[21:41] Boo
    But you didn't freak out this year,
[21:44] Boo
    so maybe you'll get it
    on your neck next year.
[21:47] Cinnamon
    Hell, no!
[21:48] Cinnamon
    I'm not taking it on my butt or my neck!
[21:50] Cinnamon
    I'm escaping next year!
[23:25] Boo
    I'm still not convinced.
[23:26] Boo
    Is "Warring States Three Buddies" that bad?
[23:29] Marutaro
    You're still going on about that?
[23:31] Cinnamon
    You need to know when to quit, Boo-dono.
[23:34] Boo
    How about "Warring States
    Three Handsome Guys,"
[23:36] Boo
    or "Trio the Warring States"?
[23:38] Marutaro
    No good.
[23:39] Boo
    "Warring States Birds of a Feather"?
[23:41] Cinnamon
    We're dogs.
[23:42] Boo
    "Warring States Three Young Dog Generals"?
[23:44] Marutaro
    Is it just me or are you
    falling further out of touch?
[23:48] Marutaro
    Watch again next time!
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