E5 - Demon-Hunting! Golf!! Old Dude Activities of Fire!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 4: Rain Is the Melody of War It Always Starts With Rain [01:38] Ichiko     It's raining again. [01:41] Cinnamon     I am Oda Nobunaga. [01:43] Cinnamon     By some twist of fate, I was     reborn in modern times as a dog. [01:48] Ichiko     Oh, well. [01:50] Ichiko     I guess we won't be going for a walk today. [01:53] Cinnamon     We didn't go yesterday or     the day before, either! [01:58] Cinnamon     Really, though, there were a lot of times [02:01] Cinnamon     in my past life that I staked     my life on the rain, too. [02:05] Cinnamon     There was the Battle of Okehazama, [02:07] Cinnamon     and then there was the time at     Nagashima, when the long rain [02:09] Cinnamon     made swamps of the farms and     slowed down Takeda's cavalry... [02:13] Cinnamon     And Honnouji. [02:16] Cinnamon     They all happened during the rainy season. [02:20] Cinnamon     They even called me the rain bringer. [02:25] Cinnamon     That stinks so bad! [02:26] Cinnamon     Was that really my fart?! [02:29] Cinnamon     No way. [02:30] Cinnamon     That's impossible. [02:32] Cinnamon     The stench is worse than     a cesspit in the summer. [02:35] Cinnamon     There's no way that was my fart! [02:40] Cinnamon     I-I took it point blank! [02:42] Cinnamon     And dogs have a strong sense     of smell, so it's even worse! [02:46] Ichiko     Come on, Cinnamon, that was your own fart. [02:50] Ichiko     Help me, girl! [02:52] Ichiko     I'm dying! [02:53] ---     Cinnamon [02:54] Cinnamon     Apparently dogs get gas build-up     when they don't go for walks. [02:57] Ichiko     I never knew. [02:59] Ichiko     What a pickle. [03:00] Ichiko     Oh, I know. [03:02] Ichiko     We could try that thing Dad bought. [03:05] Cinnamon     Is there a drug that'll     make my farts not smell? [03:13] Ichiko     It's a bit big for you, but better     too big than too small, right? [03:18] Cinnamon     It's way too big. [03:21] Ichiko     Walking in the rain isn't     so bad, eh, Cinnamon? [03:24] Cinnamon     It's absolutely horrible. [03:26] Cinnamon     My legs are wet. [03:32] Ichiko     What's wrong, Cinnamon? [03:34] Cinnamon     The smell is caught in my coat! I'm deceased! SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga SIGN    Feel fresh in your gut every day! SIGN    Easy Miso Soup Diet [03:44] Ichiko     Miso soup diet, huh? [03:46] Ichiko     Miso soup is easy.     I think I could keep up with it. [03:48] Cinnamon     Girl, first of all, if you want     to lose weight, stop eating. [03:52] Cinnamon     You fool. [03:54] Cinnamon     Miso, though... [03:56] Cinnamon     I haven't had any since I became a dog. [03:59] Cinnamon     My province of Owari was     famous for its yaki miso. SIGN    Oda Nobunaga's SIGN    Warring States Cuisine SIGN    Banzai SIGN    Today's dish SIGN    Yaki Miso [04:07] Nobunaga     It's exceedingly simple to make. [04:09] Nobunaga     Throw some grated ginger and green onions     on some miso, add sake, and mix well. SIGN    Gekokujou [04:16] Nobunaga     Knead well. [04:18] Nobunaga     Then cook it on a wood fire     until it takes on a good color. [04:21] Nobunaga     And that's how you make yaki miso. [04:25] Nobunaga     Put it on hot rice, or have it     as a snack with your booze. SIGN    Oda Nobunaga's SIGN    Warring States Cuisine SIGN    Banzai SIGN    The End SIGN    No further episodes planned [04:31] Ichiko     Time to eat, Cinnamon. [04:36] Cinnamon     This crunchy stuff's pretty good, too. [04:39] Cinnamon     My tastes have changed quite     a bit since I became a dog. [04:43] Cinnamon     In my previous life... [04:46] (Flashback) Nobunaga     What is this nobleman's food?! [04:48] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I don't eat such bland trash! [04:51] Cinnamon     I tried to execute a cook who     only lightly seasoned my meal. [04:57] Cinnamon     So, here's a dish for my fellow salt lovers. [05:02] Cinnamon     Yuzuke. [05:04] Cinnamon     First, put some yaki miso on cold rice. [05:06] Cinnamon     Then sprinkle on some bonito     flakes, salted greens, [05:10] Cinnamon     and anything else you like. [05:12] Cinnamon     Too much sodium? [05:13] Cinnamon     What's wrong with that? [05:15] Cinnamon     Pour on some hot water and enjoy     the rising scent of miso. [05:22] Cinnamon     First, enjoy the pickled     pieces, like the greens, [05:27] Cinnamon     then shovel down the rice, [05:30] Cinnamon     and finally, drink the soup. [05:34] Cinnamon     Damn it! [05:36] Cinnamon     I get hungry just thinking about it. [05:43] Ichiko     What's up? [05:44] Ichiko     Are you still hungry? [05:47] Cinnamon     Sheesh, you're such a glutton. [05:51] Cinnamon     Want some kibble? [05:52] Ichiko     No! [05:55] Cinnamon     That stuff! [05:56] Cinnamon     I want the stuff in there! [05:57] Cinnamon     I know it's in there! [06:00] Ichiko     You got me. [06:02] Ichiko     Okay, you can have it. One second. [06:04] Cinnamon     Yes! [06:07] Cinnamon     This is the stuff! [06:08] Cinnamon     It looks like yaki miso     and tastes like meat! [06:11] Cinnamon     I call it modern yaki miso! [06:15] Ichiko     I'm getting hungry just watching you. [06:19] Ichiko     It looks so good. [06:20] Cinnamon     Yeah! [06:21] Cinnamon     Forget your diet, indeed! SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [06:26] Cinnamon     Sanada Yukimura, you say? [06:28] Boo     Yeah. [06:29] Julian     Masayuki's son, Yukimura, you mean? [06:32] Boo     Yeah. [06:33] Lucky     Oh, Sanada Masayuki was my     vassal in my past life. [06:37] Boo     So I've heard. [06:39] N     Takeda Shingen's vassal was Sanada Masayuki, SIGN    Takeda Shingen SIGN    Sanada Masayuki [06:42] N     and Sanada Masayuki's second     son was Sanada Yukimura. SIGN    Sanada Yukimura [06:45] N     Such was their relationship. [06:48] Julian     But they're of a different     generation than us. [06:51] Julian     The father, Masayuki, is one thing,     but we've never met Yukimura. [06:55] Cinnamon     You wouldn't recognize him     if you met him, then. [07:03] Cinnamon     Date "Boo" Masamune-dono,     has something shocked you so much [07:07] Cinnamon     that an image would appear     of you in the rain? [07:10] Boo     Well, actually... [07:12] Boo     Yukimura was reborn in modern     times as a dog, too. [07:16] Boo     He lives in this neighborhood. [07:18] Cinnamon     Oh? [07:19] Boo     I bumped into him in the     middle of a walk yesterday. [07:22] Cinnamon     You don't say! [07:23] Cinnamon     So why are you so depressed     about it, Boo-dono? [07:26] Boo     Why? Well... [07:27] Boo     He wasn't how I imagined him. [07:30] Cinnamon     How you imagined him? [07:31] Boo     In his past life, he fought     in many deadly battles. SIGN    Masamune VS Yukimura SIGN    Sengoku Barabara SIGN    500 types     of weapons [07:34] Boo     And he's still depicted as an     eternal rival in modern times. [07:39] Boo     So I had certain hopes for him. [07:44] Boo     Alas... [07:45] Boo     he ended up such a weird dog! [07:48] Boo     No, I can't! I can't! [07:51] Boo     H-He's here. [07:54] Marutarou     I'm Marutarou! I have a cute smile! [07:58] Marutarou     Nice to meet you all! [08:01] A     He's so cute. [08:02] Cinnamon     Wh-What is this? [08:07] Marutarou     Boo-dono! I enjoyed meeting you yesterday. [08:09] Marutarou     So are these gentlemen here     the ones you mentioned? [08:11] Boo     Yeah. [08:13] Boo     From the right, Uesugi Kenshin-dono,     Oda Nobunaga-dono, Takeda Shingen-dono. [08:20] Marutarou     They're all famous people! [08:21] Marutarou     The virgin, the dunce,     and the one who killed his dad. [08:24] Julian     I-I-I-I'm not a virgin! [08:26] Cinnamon     The dunce image is an act! [08:28] Cinnamon     I'm actually really smart! [08:29] Lucky     I exiled him, but I never killed him! [08:33] Ichiko     Looks like they're getting along already. [08:37] A     They're having so much fun. [08:38] B     I know. [08:39] Nobunaga     Who is this bastard?! [08:41] Kenshin     I don't like him! [08:42] Shingen     The insolence! [08:43] Masamune     Don't tell me about it. [08:46] Marutarou     I'm Sanada "Marutarou" Yukimura. [08:49] Marutarou     Nice to meet all of you. [08:52] Marutarou     Pardon me, I have to go. [09:00] Nobunaga     Do something about him! [09:02] Kenshin     He's disrespectful! [09:04] Shingen     Execute him immediately! [09:05] Boo     Again, don't tell me. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [09:10] TV     It's another lively Halloween in Shibuya, SIGN     from Dogenzaka [09:13] TV     with countless young men and women     dressed in all sorts of outfits. SIGN    Fever pitch Halloween in Shibuya [09:18] Ichiko     Wow, Halloween. [09:20] Cinnamon     It's never been easy to     quiet the raging masses. [09:24] Cinnamon     Now, as in the past, the desire     of the youth to be seen is great. [09:30] Cinnamon     That's right, even in my day,     the youth competed so hard to be noticed. [09:36] Cinnamon     Many a warlord wanted to stand out     among the others on the battlefield. SIGN    Akechi Samanosuke Mitsuharu SIGN    Kuroda Kanbei [09:39] Cinnamon     For them, there were the     many oddball helmets. SIGN    Gamou Ujisato [09:44] Cinnamon     They were quite impressive indeed. [09:46] Cinnamon     But it was my Mori Family men who     were especially off the wall. SIGN    Mori     Yoshinari SIGN    Mori     Nagayoshi SIGN    Mori     Ranmaru [09:55] Cinnamon     Are you guys all right in the head?! [09:58] Cinnamon     I say. [09:59] Cinnamon     I had my preferences when     it came to armor, too, [10:02] Cinnamon     but there were others     who were more obsessed, [10:04] Cinnamon     including some who were way out there. [10:06] Ichiko     Oh, yeah. I have a Halloween     outfit for you this year. [10:14] Ichiko     Oh my God, it looks so good! [10:16] Ichiko     It's so cute! [10:18] Cinnamon     G-Girl... [10:20] Cinnamon     You sure do have unique taste. [10:27] Lucky     My name is Lucky. [10:29] Lucky     In my past life, I was the fearsome     Tiger of Kai, Takeda Shingen, [10:33] Lucky     but as you can see, in my current life,     I was reincarnated as this tiny dog. [10:39] Lucky     Having accepted that I'm a dog,     as well as being small... [10:45] Lucky     A spectacular sight! [10:46] Lucky     I was greeted by a spectacular sight! [10:48] Lucky     It's fantastic being small! [10:51] A     Oh, how cute! [10:54] Lucky     Even better! [10:56] A     May I hold him? [10:58] Lucky     That's right, I'm adorable. [10:58] ---     Go ahead. [11:01] Lucky     Small and adorable. [11:03] Lucky     I'm almighty! [11:06] A     He's so fluffy and cute! [11:08] Lucky     The ladies of this age are     obsessed with anything cute. [11:12] Lucky     This one is obsessed with me, too. [11:19] Lucky     How much of that did you see? [11:21] Julian     All of it. [11:23] Cinnamon     Looking up at women's panties, I see. [11:27] Lucky     Men, be silent as the forest. SIGN    Furin Kazan [11:32] Cinnamon     My ass, old fart. [11:33] Julian     You aren't fooling us. [11:35] Cinnamon     This is silly. [11:37] Cinnamon     Panties are just cloth. [11:39] Julian     The koshimaki of old were     a lot more revealing. [11:42] Lucky     You don't get it. [11:44] Lucky     They aren't just cloth. [11:46] Lucky     Panties are a woman's individuality. [11:48] Lucky     See her panties, and you     will learn of her essence. [11:52] Lucky     That is... [11:54] Lucky     Tenka fubu! SIGN    Tenka fubu [11:55] Cinnamon     Hey, that's my catch phrase! [11:57] Cinnamon     You're ripping me off! [11:58] Lucky     Do you still not get it? [12:00] Lucky     For example... [12:02] Lucky     Julian-dono's owner wears     a leopard-skin pattern. [12:04] Lucky     My master wears a black G-string. [12:06] Lucky     Despite their appearances, they seem to     have the instincts of female leopards. [12:10] Lucky     Meanwhile, Cinnamon-dono's master     wears white lace panties. [12:13] Lucky     She's a chaste girl,     never forgetting her pure side. [12:18] Cinnamon     Don't you dare peep on your friends. [12:20] Julian     You'll receive divine punishment. [12:22] Lucky     No, I, well... [12:26] Lucky     P-Point is, I plan to make a living in this     life exploring panty fortune-telling. [12:33] Cinnamon     And you call yourself the Tiger of Kai? [12:35] Cinnamon     Have some shame. [12:36] Julian     I'm embarrassed to be your rival. [12:38] Lucky     I don't care what you think! [12:41] Lucky     Here comes a hot one. [12:43] Lucky     Time to do a reading. [12:45] Lucky     Missy! [12:49] Lucky     I expect girls like her to wear     surprisingly plain beige panties. [12:57] Lucky     So what is the answer? [13:01] Lucky     Wh-What?! [13:05] Cinnamon     What is it? [13:07] Julian     What did you see? [13:09] Lucky     I saw it! [13:12] Lucky     In the throne of the panties was     seated a magnificent katana! [13:18] Cinnamon     Katana? [13:19] Julian     Throne? [13:20] Lucky     Th-The panties occasionally cradle     the darkness of the modern world. [13:26] Lucky     Beware panty fortune-telling. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [13:31] Ichiko     I never knew you were     Boo-chan's owner, Ai-chan. [13:34] Ai     My mom usually takes him out on his walks. [13:37] Ai     I'm in charge of spoiling him at home. [13:39] Tomo     What a small world, huh? [13:41] Ichiko     I know. [13:43] Cinnamon     Ai-chan is the girls' classmate. [13:46] Ai     Let's start our Kentou Enbu Musical watch party, then. [13:52] Tomo     I've been dying to watch it! [13:53] Tomo     I couldn't get the tickets. [13:55] Ichiko     It's that popular? [13:57] Ai     The tickets aren't easy to get. [13:59] Ai     Here we go. SIGN    Kentou Enbu [14:04] Cinnamon     KenMu?* [14:05] Cinnamon*     Kentou Enbu?* [14:07] Cinnamon*     Say what? [14:08] Boo     Handsome men dress up as famous swords. [14:10] Boo     They sing and dance in this     turbulent 2.5D production. [14:13] Boo     All the popular girls love it right now. [14:16] Cinnamon     Oh, really? Indeed. [14:18] Boo     My master watches this KenMu thing three     times a day, morning, day, and night. [14:24] Cinnamon     M-Morning, day, and night? [14:26] Cinnamon     Every day, you say? [14:27] Ai     I was iffy about it at first, especially     because the stage is live action, too... [14:32] Ai     But 2.5D doesn't work unless there's a     deep love and understanding of the work! [14:39] Ichiko     Huh... [14:40] Boo     She doesn't just watch it, she's     passionate about evangelizing it, too. [14:44] Cinnamon     The Christian missionaries     would have been stunned. [14:48] Tomo     Are the Dates the ones to watch? [14:50] Ai     Exactly. [14:51] Ai     The way the Date Clan reveres     their lord is so awesome. [14:54] Cinnamon     D-Date Clan? [14:56] Boo     The story is about the katanas that I,     Date Masamune, used to own. [15:01] Cinnamon     I see. [15:04] A     We are the Date Clan! [15:08] [SONG] Song     Date Masamune [15:09] [SONG] Song     A great daimyo ruling over 620,000 in Dewa and Mutsu [15:17] [SONG] Song     Our lord, [15:19] [SONG] Song     Date Masamune [15:24] Red     Our lord is the inventor of zunda mochi! SIGN    Kuragiri Kagehide [15:28] Green     Edamame! Rice cakes! SIGN    Watari Raikunimitsu [15:30] Pink     Zunda mochi are still     what Sendai's known for. SIGN    Shinokidoushirou     Yoshimitsu SIGN    Shokudaikiri Mitsutada [15:35] Yellow     Listen up, everyone. [15:37] Yellow     The name "zunda" comes from the sound made [15:40] Yellow     when the lord ground edamame with a jintachi. SIGN    Ohkurikara Hiromitsu [15:44] Blue     I am the tachi! [15:46] Black     So am I! SIGN    Habaki Kuniyuki [15:51] [SONG] Song     Zun zun zunda! [15:52] [SONG] Song     Zundoko dokodoko SIGN    Z     u     n     d     a          D     a     n     c     e     r     s [15:56] [SONG] Song     The passionate Date men who made zunda SIGN    E     d     a     m     a     m     e          T     r     o     o     p     s [16:04] [SONG] Song     Zun zun zunda [16:05] [SONG] Song     Zundoko dokodoko [16:09] [SONG] Song     I'm not afraid of being late to Kyoto [16:15] Cinnamon     Wh-What the hell is this?! [16:18] Cinnamon     Are you enjoying this? [16:19] Boo     Yeah, I'm totally enjoying this. [16:21] Cinnamon     Are you serious? [16:24] Ichiko     I have no idea what they're talking about,     but Shokudaikiri Mitsutada-kun is so hot. [16:28] Tomo     I like Kuragiri Kagehide-kun. [16:33] Ai     Lord, lord... [16:34] Ichiko     Ai-chan, what's wrong? [16:36] Ai     The Date Clan's love for their     lord is overwhelming... [16:40] Ai     So admirable! [16:43] Boo     My master's completely in love     with who I was in my past life. [16:46] Cinnamon     Is she actually like this every     morning, day, and night? [16:49] Boo     Bawling, every morning, day, and night. [16:52] Ai     I'm sorry! [16:54] Ai     The lord himself doesn't appear in KenMu, [16:58] Ai     but that just makes the Date Clan's     love that much more palpable. [17:04] Ai     Zunda for life! [17:07] Ai     So admirable! [17:09] Cinnamon     She's intense. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [17:16] ---     Aww, so cute! [17:17] Cinnamon     I seriously hate that bastard. [17:19] Cinnamon     Can't we stop him somehow? [17:22] Lucky     Don't mind him. He's small fry. [17:25] Lucky     We're in a totally different league. [17:28] Lucky     Right, Julian-dono? [17:29] Julian     Indeed. [17:32] Lucky     First, Julian-dono,     who captured Etchu and Echigo. [17:35] Julian     I was an official in the Kanto region, too. [17:39] Lucky     Next, me, who captured Kai,     Shinano, and Suruga. [17:43] Lucky     The well-established Kai Genji, Takeda. [17:48] Lucky     Next, the great, great daimyo     of Oshu, Boo-dono. [17:53] Boo     I would have taken Japan     had I been born ten years earlier. [17:57] Lucky     And Cinnamon-dono, the undisputed winner [18:01] Lucky     of the Warring States era,     who almost took Japan. [18:03] Cinnamon     Indeed. [18:06] Lucky     Now, Marutarou was only     the Ueda leader in Shinshu [18:10] Lucky     and the second child of     Sanada Masayuki to boot. SIGN    Second sons couldn't be successors     =     couldn't be head of a family [18:15] Lucky     His family, his accomplishments...     He's no match for us. [18:19] Cinnamon     Indeed. [18:22] Boo     Still, though... [18:24] Boo     You all might not know about it     because it was after you died... [18:27] Boo     but he had his own successes, too. [18:31] Boo     He made huge strides in the Siege of Osaka. [18:33] Boo     He almost took down Ieyasu-dono. [18:37] Lucky     He's just a fighter in the end. [18:38] Lucky     He's nothing like us. [18:41] Cinnamon     I agree. [18:43] Cinnamon     It's easier to have compassion now,     but we shouldn't glorify him too much. [18:49] Boo     No, it doesn't look good     getting up on a high horse. [18:53] Boo     He fought against the winning     team, knowing it was foolish. [18:56] Boo     That's awesome. [18:58] Julian     I don't hate that spirit. [19:05] Marutarou     What's up? [19:06] Marutarou     You were talking smack about me     because I'm so popular, weren't you? [19:10] Marutarou     I can't stand old people. [19:12] Marutarou     You're so pathetic. [19:15] Julian     I hate this kid. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [19:23] Ichiko     Hey, Cinnamon... [19:25] Ichiko     Do you think Mitsuhide-san     will pass by here today? [19:29] Cinnamon     You're waiting in ambush, huh? Not bad. [19:32] Cinnamon     It reminds me of Okehazama. [19:35] Cinnamon     Wars and relationships are     won with ambushes, girl. [19:39] Ichiko     I want to ask for his contact info,     too, but I don't have the guts. [19:44] Cinnamon     Is that so?! [19:45] Ichiko     I'm kind of having fun     waiting to meet him, too. [19:49] Cinnamon     You foolish child! [19:51] Cinnamon     War is about information! [19:54] Cinnamon     The one with more information     commands the war. [19:57] Cinnamon     The same goes for love. [19:59] Ichiko     Mitsuhide-san! [20:02] Mitsuhide     Hey, what are you doing here? [20:06] Cinnamon     That guy's usually a mess,     but he looks pretty slick today. [20:11] Ichiko     Um, I'm walking Cinnamon. [20:15] Ichiko     What about you? [20:16] Mitsuhide     There was a milk sale today. [20:18] Mitsuhide     I bought tons. [20:20] Ichiko     Um, you look really sharp today. [20:25] Mitsuhide     My shirt, you mean? [20:27] Mitsuhide     Seira ironed it for me. [20:29] Ichiko     Huh... [20:33] Ichiko     Seira? [20:35] Ichiko     Who's Seira? [20:38] Mitsuhide     My phone. [20:42] Mitsuhide     Dinner's ready. They want me home. [20:47] Cinnamon     Girl... [20:50] Mitsuhide     Sorry to leave so soon. [20:52] Mitsuhide     I'll buy you milk for doggies next time. [20:56] Mitsuhide     See you, Cinnamon. [20:59] Mitsuhide     Bye! [21:01] Cinnamon     Get lost! [21:04] Ichiko     Hey, Cinnamon... [21:06] Ichiko     Do you think Seira is his girlfriend? [21:11] Cinnamon     To think Mitsuhide would have a woman... [21:15] Ichiko     My love ended before it even began. [21:18] Cinnamon     Girl... [21:19] Ichiko     All I ever did with Mitsuhide-san was     talk about weird stuff over milk. [21:28] Ichiko     Who is Seira?! [21:35] Ichiko     I feel better. [21:38] Ichiko     I have you, Cinnamon. I'm all right. [21:44] Cinnamon     Don't worry, girl. [21:48] Cinnamon     I, Oda Nobunaga, will find you     the best man under the sun. [23:26] Boo     Marutarou-dono! [23:28] Boo     What exactly is so funny? [23:30] Marutarou     Nothing, really. [23:32] Marutarou     It's just that my life is so damn fun. [23:35] Cinnamon     What a happy kid. [23:37] Marutarou     My past life was brutal, after all. [23:40] Marutarou     Just being alive makes me laugh. [23:45] Boo     I guess he's just a happy little kid. SIGN    Episode 5 Demon-Hunting! Golf!! Old Dude Activities of Fire!! [23:50] Marutarou     Be sure to watch next week!