Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga

The Warring States Period is a time of feuding warlords. Oda Nobunaga, the greatest of them all, is reborn in modern-day Japan... as a shiba-inu! The other generals of the era, too, have also inexplicably been reborn as dogs. Their warring states rivalry will resume at the dog park!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Man From the Past: I Am Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga!?

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SIGN    June 2nd, 1582
[00:17] Nobunaga
    Ranmaru, is that you?
[00:19] Ranmaru
    Honnouji is surrounded by enemy soldiers.
[00:24] Nobunaga
    What?
[00:25] Nobunaga
    Enemies, you say?
[00:31] Nobunaga
    The emblem of the bellflower...
[00:33] Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[00:35] Ranmaru
    But why is Akechi-dono rebelling?
[00:38] Ranmaru
    It doesn't add up.
[00:41] Nobunaga
    It doesn't matter.
[00:43] Nobunaga
    Oran, take up your spear!
[00:45] Ranmaru
    Yes, sir.
[01:06] Nobunaga
    Though it was for the sake
    of abandoning old values
[01:11] Nobunaga
    and bringing an end to chaos,
    mine was a life of villainous acts.
[01:18] Nobunaga
    Perhaps I'll be a lowly dog in my next life.
[01:23] Nobunaga
    That, too, may be entertaining.
[01:36] Nobunaga
    To become a dog...
[01:38] Nobunaga
    That, too, may be entertaining.
SIGN    Cinnamon
[01:50] Cinnamon
    Seriously?!
[01:52] Cinnamon
    I was actually reincarnated as a dog!
[01:55] Cinnamon
    I shouldn't have said it would be
    entertaining just to sound cool!
[02:00] Cinnamon
    "I want to be reborn as
    myself in the next life."
[02:02] Cinnamon
    "I have no interest in
    anything other than myself!"
[02:06] Cinnamon
    That's what I should have said, as tacky
    or cheesy or bitter as it may have been.
[02:11] Cinnamon
    For real, though, a Shiba Inu?!
[02:14] Cinnamon
    Come on, not a Shiba Inu!
[02:15] Cinnamon
    I'm way too adorable!
[02:18] Cinnamon
    I am Nobunaga!
[02:19] Cinnamon
    Ruler of the Warring States, Oda Nobunaga!
[02:22] Cinnamon
    I could have been a Doberman,
    or at the very least, a shepherd!
[02:27] Cinnamon
    And worse...
[02:28] Cinnamon
    What the hell kind of name is Cinnamon?!
SIGN    Cinnamon
[02:30] Cinnamon
    It's way too cute!
[02:33] Ichiko
    I'm home.
[02:39] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[02:40] Ichiko
    Were you a good boy?
[02:43] Ichiko
    Stop it, Cinnamon!
[02:43] Cinnamon
    Oddly, my mind remains that of
    the tough, stoic Oda Nobunaga.
[02:45] Ichiko
    My uniform's going to get dirty.
[02:47] Ichiko
    You baby, you.
[02:49] Cinnamon
    And yet my body, my vessel,
    is a fluffy Shiba Inu?!
[02:52] Cinnamon
    No way.
[02:55] Cinnamon
    And why am I being so lovable right now?
[02:59] Cinnamon
    Why is my tail wagging on its own?
[03:01] Cinnamon
    I don't even want it to!
[03:04] Cinnamon
    W-Wait... Is this...
SIGN    Canine Instinct
[03:08] Cinnamon
    Canine instinct?!
[03:09] Cinnamon
    I'm so done!
[03:11] Cinnamon
    I can't control my own body.
[03:13] Cinnamon
    My limbs move on their own.
[03:15] Cinnamon
    Dogtastically!
[03:16] Cinnamon
    I mean, I am a dog, but...
[03:19] Cinnamon
    This is absurd!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Episode 1: Man From the Past: I Am Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga!?
[03:30] Cinnamon
    Y-Yes...
[03:31] Cinnamon
    I'm in bliss when I receive belly rubs.
[03:35] Ichiko
    Okay, Cinnamon, time to go for a walk.
[03:38] Cinnamon
    Whoo!
[03:39] Cinnamon
    No!
[03:40] Cinnamon
    What do you mean, "time to go"?
[03:44] Cinnamon
    You may be my owner in this world,
    but this is not your decision to make, girl.
[03:49] Cinnamon
    It is I, Nobunaga, who will
    decide whether or not we go.
[03:54] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    The enemy is at Okehazama!
[03:56] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    We seek only the head of Imagawa Yoshimoto.
[03:59] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    After me, my men!
[04:03] Cinnamon
    That's how it's supposed to be.
[04:06] Cinnamon
    In this world, I am forced to receive
    the aid of another just to go on a walk.
[04:13] Ichiko
    It's so fun walking with you, Cinnamon.
[04:17] Cinnamon
    Cinnamon, huh?
[04:19] Cinnamon
    Couldn't you do something about that name?
[04:22] Cinnamon
    And the thought of being walked
    on a leash by a young girl...
[04:26] Cinnamon
    It may be a happy sight because
    I have the form of a dog,
[04:29] Cinnamon
    but if I were to appear as
    I did in my past life...
[04:32] Cinnamon
    It would be thus!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:42] Ichiko
    Don't you want to go, Cinnamon?
[04:45] Cinnamon
    Get a hold of yourself, young lady.
[04:47] Ichiko
    It's kind of hard to join in, huh?
[04:50] Ichiko
    We've never been here before.
[04:51] 1
    My, how cute.
[04:55] 2
    Is it a Shiba-chan?
[04:57] Ichiko
    Yes.
[04:58] 3
    And who are you?
[05:00] Ichiko
    His name's Cinnamon.
[05:02] 3
    Cinnamon-chan, huh?
[05:04] Cinnamon
    No, no. It's Nobunaga.
[05:06] 3
    So cute!
[05:07] 1
    So cute!
[05:08] 1
    So fluffy.
[05:11] Cinnamon
    Enough, all of you!
[05:12] Ichiko
    I'm sorry! He doesn't do
    well in social situations.
[05:16] 1
    Don't worry.
[05:17] 1
    It's the tsundere nature that
    makes Shibas so great.
[05:21] Cinnamon
    It's not that I don't do
    well in social situations.
[05:24] Cinnamon
    It's that I choose not to.
[05:25] Cinnamon
    Or I don't care to.
[05:27] Cinnamon
    Why?
[05:29] Cinnamon
    Because I am Nobunaga!
[05:32] Cinnamon
    Hey! Stop it, I said!
[05:35] Cinnamon
    Stop it!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[05:40] Cinnamon
    I don't like any of these mutts.
[05:45] Cinnamon
    But it's true that the girl
    takes care of me every day.
[05:49] Cinnamon
    I suppose I'll behave dog-like for now.
[05:57] Cinnamon
    Now, then...
[05:58] Cinnamon
    What's the most dog-like
    way to introduce myself?
[06:02] Cinnamon
    I suppose I'll try barking.
[06:05] Cinnamon
    I am Nobunaga!
[06:12] Cinnamon
    These mutts wouldn't understand
    if I said so, would they?
[06:16] Cinnamon
    What a bore.
[06:17] Cinnamon
    I shall waste some time digging a hole.
[06:24] Cinnamon
    This is fun!
[06:25] Cinnamon
    Digging holes is fun!
SIGN    Canine Behavior
[06:29] Lucky
    Sir, might you be Oda Nobunaga-dono?
[06:33] Lucky
    Well, what a coincidence!
[06:36] Lucky
    You were reborn as a dog, too?
[06:40] Cinnamon
    Who are you?
[06:41] Lucky
    It's me!
[06:43] Cinnamon
    Have we met somewhere?
[06:45] Lucky
    No, this is our first time meeting.
[06:48] Cinnamon
    Then how would I know you?
[06:50] Lucky
    Take a guess.
[06:52] Lucky
    Look at my fluffiness
    and my shoe-button eyes.
[06:55] Lucky
    See? It's me.
[06:58] Cinnamon
    Shoe-button eyes?
[07:01] Cinnamon
    Ranmaru, is that you?!
[07:02] Lucky
    No!
[07:04] Lucky
    I said we've never met!
[07:06] Lucky
    I'm more intellectual.
[07:08] Lucky
    More majestic.
[07:09] Lucky
    See? Look!
[07:10] Cinnamon
    Intellectual?
[07:12] Cinnamon
    Majestic?
[07:13] Cinnamon
    Oh, I know!
SIGN    Love
[07:15] Cinnamon
    You're Naoe Kanetsugu,
    the man with the goofy helmet!
[07:19] Lucky
    That's your guess?
[07:21] Lucky**
    You're surprisingly dim-witted, sir.
[07:24] Cinnamon
    Fine, I don't care anymore.
[07:26] Lucky
    No, wait! Wait! Wait!
[07:27] Lucky
    All right, then.
[07:33] Lucky
    I am the embodiment of furin kazan,
    protector of the great god of Suwa.
[07:38] Lucky
    My goals justify all my means.
[07:41] Lucky
    I am the Tiger of Kai,
[07:45] Lucky
    Takeda Shingen!
SIGN    Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
[07:51] Cinnamon
    You came back rather cute, old fart.
[07:55] Lucky
    Please don't call me an old fart.
[07:56] Cinnamon
    But there's nothing left of
    your previous life in you.
[08:01] Lucky
    Isn't there?
[08:02] Lucky
    Look carefully.
[08:07] Cinnamon
    Oh. That.
[08:09] Cinnamon
    Just that.
[08:10] Lucky**
    I'm not the only one who
    was reincarnated as a dog.
[08:14] Lucky
    Take a look!
[08:19] Lucky
    That butt-ugly French bulldog
    with the eyepatch is...
[08:29] Masamune
    I am the man of Oshu, Date Masamune!
[08:34] Masamune
    Don't you forget, I'm the one-eyed
    dragon who makes crybabies cry more!
SIGN    Idachi "Boo" Masamune
[08:42] Kenshin
    Over my career, I won 43 battles,
    lost two, and had 25 draws.
[08:46] Kenshin
    That makes a win rate of over 95%.
[08:51] Kenshin
    The almighty war god of
    Echigo, I am Uesugi Kenshin.
SIGN    Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
[09:00] Kanbei
    Who was most feared by the people of Japan?
[09:04] Kanbei
    Nobunaga? Ieyasu?
[09:08] Kanbei
    It was I, the genius strategist, Kuroda Kanbei.
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[09:14] Imagawa
    Forget about the incident at Okehazama.
[09:18] Imagawa
    I'm actually more talented than it
    seems, the best archer of the seas.
SIGN    I love Kyoto
[09:25] Imagawa
    I am the Imagawa Yoshimoto.
SIGN    Imagawa "Gilbert" Yoshimoto
[09:30] Lucky
    As you can see, the warlords
    have been reincarnated as dogs.
[09:36] Cinnamon
    I-It's a bit of an all-star cast.
[09:39] Lucky
    This neighborhood is in the midst of strife,
[09:42] Lucky
    just as in the Warring States era.
[09:44] Cinnamon
    But, like, why is everyone
    good-looking besides you?
[09:49] Cinnamon
    Obviously, it's not actually like that.
[09:51] Shingen
    Well...
[09:54] Shingen
    You'll understand when you're older.
[09:58] 1
    I sure do love how easy-going dogs are.
[10:01] Ichiko
    I-I know.
[11:41] Cinnamon
    What's that?!
SIGN    Children's Shampoo Hat
[11:43] Cinnamon
    It's the frilly thing that the
    foreigners wore around their necks!
[11:47] Cinnamon
    At the time, it was the height of fashion!
[11:49] Cinnamon
    It looks so cool!
[11:52] Cinnamon
    W-Want!
[11:54] Cinnamon
    I have always been an early adopter.
[11:58] Cinnamon
    I want it so bad!
[12:01] Ichiko
    What? What?
SIGN    Children's Shampoo Hat
[12:03] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, you want a shampoo hat?
[12:08] Ichiko
    You want the weirdest things sometimes.
[12:11] Ichiko
    I'll buy you one, though.
[12:13] Cinnamon
    For real?!
[12:15] Cinnamon
    Yes, indeed!
[12:19] Cinnamon
    I might look like this.
[12:21] Ichiko
    I'll give you a bath as soon as we're home.
[12:25] Cinnamon
    B-Bath, you say?
[12:27] Cinnamon
    Not the bath!
[12:33] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I was in
    no way averse to baths.
[12:37] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    What a lovely sight.
[12:39] (Flashback) 1
    Please, my lord.
[12:41] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Whoops, my hand slipped.
[12:43] (Flashback) 1
    Oh, my lord...
[12:47] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I'm in heaven!
[12:49] Cinnamon
    And in my current life...
[12:53] Cinnamon
    It's an act of torture wherein I'm
    doused in water when I become stinky.
[13:03] Cinnamon
    This isn't quite what I had imagined.
[13:07] Ichiko
    See?
[13:08] Ichiko
    With this on, you don't get
    water in your ears and eyes.
[13:12] Cinnamon
    Say, girl, you're getting it all in my ears.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:23] Cinnamon
    I'm really soaking this thing.
[13:28] Cinnamon
    Ah, that's better.
[13:30] Ichiko
    Let's be sure to flush it after.
[13:33] Cinnamon
    Indeed, please do.
[13:35] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono.
[13:37] Boo
    Long time, dude.
[13:39] Cinnamon
    Oh, Date Masamune.
[13:41] Boo
    The very same.
[13:43] Boo
    When they speak of the one-eyed dragon
    loved by the blue dragon god of Oshu,
[13:49] Boo
    they speak of me.
[13:52] Cinnamon
    He starts self-aggrandizing out of nowhere.
[13:54] Cinnamon
    This must be the dreaded,
    incurable "eighth-grader syndrome."
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[14:01] Ichiko
    Hello.
[14:02] 1
    Well, hello.
[14:05] Cinnamon
    I'll have you stop calling me Cinnamon.
[14:10] Boo
    Why?
[14:11] Boo
    You're Cinnamon now.
[14:13] Cinnamon
    I don't like the name Cinnamon!
[14:16] Boo
    That's karma.
[14:18] Boo
    Your misdeeds in your past life
    must be coming back to get you now.
[14:21] Cinnamon
    What do you mean?
[14:23] Boo
    You got a name you didn't like.
[14:25] Boo
    If that's divine punishment,
    you've gotta accept it.
[14:29] Cinnamon
    What big talk.
[14:31] Cinnamon
    And what do they call you
    in your current life?
[14:35] Boo
    Me?
[14:37] Boo
    I'm...
[14:39] Boo
    Blue Dragon Bloody Fang!
[14:43] Cinnamon
    B-Blue Dragon?!
[14:45] Cinnamon
    That's so badass!
[14:47] Cinnamon
    Classy! Too classy!
[14:49] Boo
    I know.
[14:50] 1
    Come, Boo-chan.
[14:56] 1
    Let's get going, Boo.
[14:57] Boo
    Quit it with the "Boo"!
[14:59] Boo
    Boo?
[15:00] Boo
    I like it. It's cute.
[15:01] Boo
    I think it's awesome.
[15:02] Boo
    Boo is justice!
[15:04] Boo
    Boo is great!
[15:05] Boo
    Later.
[15:07] Cinnamon
    I get the sense that he's trying
    really hard to affirm himself.
[15:12] Cinnamon
    Go get 'em, Boo-chan.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:20] Ichiko
    Are you getting thirsty, Cinnamon?
[15:23] Ichiko
    Want some water?
[15:24] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[15:26] Ichiko
    Here you go.
[15:28] Cinnamon
    It's true that I am thirsty.
[15:31] Cinnamon
    But...
[15:32] Cinnamon
    The humiliation of being served
    water from a girl's hands...
[15:38] Cinnamon
    I'll have just a little, though.
[15:45] Cinnamon
    Delicious!
[15:48] Cinnamon
    To think that water from a young
    lady's hands could be so delicious...
[15:52] Cinnamon
    It rivals the tea prepared by Rikyu.
[15:55] Cinnamon
    Its flavor brings me to heaven.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[16:01] Cinnamon
    This is so nice.
[16:02] Cinnamon
    Having my belly rubbed by
    the girl is pure bliss.
[16:06] TV
    Nobunaga-sama!
[16:11] Ichiko
    What's wrong?
[16:13] Cinnamon
    Huh? That's me?
[16:15] Cinnamon
    This is at Honnouji.
[16:17] Ichiko
    You wouldn't know what's
    happening on TV, would you?
[16:20] Cinnamon
    Yes, I do!
[16:21] Cinnamon
    Also, this is the part where
    I resign myself to my fate.
[16:27] Ichiko
    Oh, he died.
SIGN    Oda Nobunaga dies!
    On a hit Sunday evening
    drama, for the first time
    in three years, for the
    16th time!
    Source: Cinnamon
[16:32] Cinnamon
    I protest!
[16:33] Lucky
    It's just an act.
[16:36] Cinnamon
    But imagine being killed at Honnouji
    in history dramas and stuff,
[16:39] Cinnamon
    every few years, over and over,
    more than a dozen times.
[16:42] Cinnamon
    Over and over,
    the same man rebels against me,
[16:46] Cinnamon
    and I die the exact same way.
[16:48] Cinnamon
    I can't have a rumor spread
    that Nobunaga never learns.
SIGN    Big dumb-dumb
[16:55] Julian
    Do you despise Mitsuhide?
[16:58] Cinnamon
    Well, sure.
[16:59] Cinnamon
    The next time I see him...
[17:02] Cinnamon
    I'll wreck him!
[17:04] Boo
    But you're no better.
[17:08] (Flashback) Yoshimoto
    Damn you, Nobunaga!
[17:11] Boo
    You killed Yoshimoto-dono, too.
[17:14] Cinnamon
    No, that was that, and this is this.
[17:18] Julian
    That makes no sense.
[17:20] Cinnamon
    It's always been said that the winner
    in war is chosen by luck alone.
[17:24] Cinnamon
    We have a gentleman's agreement not to
    hate each other whether we win or lose.
[17:27] Lucky
    Actually, I've never heard of Yoshimoto-dono
    being upset at Nobunaga-dono.
[17:32] Cinnamon
    Indeed. That's how it should be.
[17:35] Cinnamon
    There's no sense in holding grudges.
[17:37] Cinnamon
    Bad memories are meant to be forgotten.
[17:40] Boo
    But if you meet Mitsuhide?
[17:42] Cinnamon
    I'll wreck him!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:44] Lucky
    Are you really sure Mitsuhide was the
    one who took up arms against you?
[17:48] Lucky
    You're certain?
[17:49] Cinnamon
    I saw bellflower flags at Honnouji.
[17:52] Gilbert
    You saw Mitsuhide, then?
[17:56] Lucky
    Gilbert-dono!
[17:58] Charlie
    It wouldn't have been
    difficult to procure flags.
[18:01] Julian
    Charlie-dono.
[18:03] Julian
    Long time, dude.
SIGN    Imagawa "Gilbert" Yoshitsune
SIGN    Idachi "Boo" Masamune
SIGN    Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
SIGN    Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[18:06] Lucky
    So, did you?
[18:08] Lucky
    Did you see Mitsuhide?
SIGN    Oda "Cinnamon" Nobunaga
[18:10] Cinnamon
    It's true, I didn't actually see Mitsuhide.
[18:13] Cinnamon
    You have a point, Charlie-dono.
[18:15] Cinnamon
    Then who was it that killed me?
[18:19] Cinnamon
    The imperial court,
    the Ashikaga shogunate, Honganji,
[18:22] Cinnamon
    stragglers from Iga,
    Ise-Nagashima and Enryakuji...
[18:25] Cinnamon
    There are countless many who despise you.
[18:28] Cinnamon
    I was that unpopular?!
[18:31] Charlie
    Yes.
[18:31] Julian
    Aye.
[18:31] Lucky
    Indeed.
[18:31] Boo
    Yeah, dude.
[18:31] Gilbert
    Uh-huh.
[18:34] Lucky
    Hideyoshi and Ieyasu are suspect, too.
[18:36] Cinnamon
    Nah, not them.
[18:39] Cinnamon
    Monkey-kun and Ieyasu are both good people.
[18:43] Cinnamon
    We got along well, too.
[18:45] Cinnamon
    There's no way they would have rebelled.
[18:48] Boo
    Ask yourself, who stood to benefit the most?
[18:51] Boo
    That's...
[18:56] Boo
    The basics of mystery-solving!
[19:02] Lucky
    If you had been alive,
    Hideyoshi would never have taken Japan,
[19:05] Lucky
    and Ieyasu would never have become shogun.
[19:09] Cinnamon
    T-True...
[19:11] Cinnamon
    But not those two.
[19:14] Lucky
    You're so naïve.
[19:16] Cinnamon
    No, I think it would have been Mitsuhide.
[19:20] Cinnamon
    We fought a lot, too.
[19:22] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[19:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I dare you to say that again.
[19:26] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    I'll keep saying it.
[19:28] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    The massacre of the civilians in the siege
    against Ise-Nagashima is a despicable act.
[19:32] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Silence!
[19:33] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    You serve me.
[19:35] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    You need do no more than follow my orders.
[19:38] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    No, especially as your subordinate,
    I must face your misdeeds truthfully.
[19:44] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[19:45] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Right yourself, now!
[19:56] Cinnamon
    What was the reason for those tears he shed?
[20:00] Cinnamon
    I never liked Mitsuhide.
[20:03] Cinnamon
    He was just too perfect.
[20:05] Cinnamon
    He was good-looking and good at his job.
[20:07] Cinnamon
    All the women loved him.
[20:09] Cinnamon
    He was strong in battle, and his
    handling of the rifle was masterful.
[20:13] Cinnamon
    And he was good-looking.
[20:16] Cinnamon**
    He might have been making fun of me behind
    my back, just because he was good-looking.
[20:22] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[20:23] Cinnamon
    That's something a good-looking guy would do.
[20:25] Cinnamon
    That must be it!
[20:27] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide is definitely the one
    who started the coup against me.
[20:30] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide, you bastard!
[20:32] Cinnamon
    I...
[20:35] Cinnamon
    I hate Mitsuhide!
[20:38] Lucky
    This was about who you like and hate?
[20:40] Boo
    It was always that silly?
[20:44] Boo
    Drat... I accidentally
    said what I really think.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[20:51] Boo
    Still, though, even if you hated Mitsuhide,
[20:54] Boo
    that doesn't necessarily mean
    Mitsuhide hated you, right?
[20:57] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[20:59] Boo
    In which case, it's probably best
[21:02] Boo
    not to be so quick to blame Akechi Mitsuhide
    for what happened at Honnouji.
[21:07] Cinnamon
    Still, my money's on Mitsuhide.
[21:10] Julian
    Are you sure that isn't just
    what you want to believe?
[21:15] Cinnamon
    Th-That face!
[21:19] Cinnamon
    H-He looks just like Mitsuhide!
[21:22] Cinnamon
    Is that...
[21:23] Cinnamon
    h-his reincarnation?!
[21:28] Hideto
    You!
[21:32] Cinnamon
    M-Mitsuhide's advancing!
[21:34] Hideto
    The enemy is at Honnouji!
[21:38] Cinnamon
    He's going to kill me in my current life, too!
[21:46] Hideto
    I... I...
[21:49] Hideto
    I love you!
[21:51] Cinnamon
    Wh-What?!
[23:24] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono!
[23:25] Cinnamon
    Who?
[23:26] Cinnamon
    I'm not Cinnamon.
[23:28] Boo
    What? But you're none other than Cinnamon.
[23:31] Cinnamon
    I am the master of the Warring
    States, Oda Nobunaga!
[23:34] Cinnamon
    I'll never accept such a
    cheap name as Cinnamon.
[23:37] Boo
    Gimme a paw.
[23:39] Cinnamon
    Stop it!
[23:40] Boo
    Okay, other paw.
[23:42] Cinnamon
    I said stop!
[23:44] Boo
    You're totally a dog.
[23:45] Cinnamon
    I dread that I am slowly becoming dog-like.
SIGN    Episode 2: Milkman and Strawberry Panties... Love at Honnouji!?
[23:49] Cinnamon
    That said, I implore you
    to watch the next episode!

Season 1

E2 - Milkman and Strawberry Panties... Love at Honnouji!?

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SIGN    June 2nd, 1582
[00:17] Nobunaga
    Ranmaru, is that you?
[00:19] Ranmaru
    Honnouji is surrounded by enemy soldiers.
[00:24] Nobunaga
    What?
[00:25] Nobunaga
    Enemies, you say?
[00:31] Nobunaga
    The emblem of the bellflower...
[00:33] Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[00:35] Ranmaru
    But why is Akechi-dono rebelling?
[00:38] Ranmaru
    It doesn't add up.
[00:41] Nobunaga
    It doesn't matter.
[00:43] Nobunaga
    Oran, take up your spear!
[00:45] Ranmaru
    Yes, sir.
[01:06] Nobunaga
    Though it was for the sake
    of abandoning old values
[01:11] Nobunaga
    and bringing an end to chaos,
    mine was a life of villainous acts.
[01:18] Nobunaga
    Perhaps I'll be a lowly dog in my next life.
[01:23] Nobunaga
    That, too, may be entertaining.
[01:36] Nobunaga
    To become a dog...
[01:38] Nobunaga
    That, too, may be entertaining.
SIGN    Cinnamon
[01:50] Cinnamon
    Seriously?!
[01:52] Cinnamon
    I was actually reincarnated as a dog!
[01:55] Cinnamon
    I shouldn't have said it would be
    entertaining just to sound cool!
[02:00] Cinnamon
    "I want to be reborn as
    myself in the next life."
[02:02] Cinnamon
    "I have no interest in
    anything other than myself!"
[02:06] Cinnamon
    That's what I should have said, as tacky
    or cheesy or bitter as it may have been.
[02:11] Cinnamon
    For real, though, a Shiba Inu?!
[02:14] Cinnamon
    Come on, not a Shiba Inu!
[02:15] Cinnamon
    I'm way too adorable!
[02:18] Cinnamon
    I am Nobunaga!
[02:19] Cinnamon
    Ruler of the Warring States, Oda Nobunaga!
[02:22] Cinnamon
    I could have been a Doberman,
    or at the very least, a shepherd!
[02:27] Cinnamon
    And worse...
[02:28] Cinnamon
    What the hell kind of name is Cinnamon?!
SIGN    Cinnamon
[02:30] Cinnamon
    It's way too cute!
[02:33] Ichiko
    I'm home.
[02:39] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[02:40] Ichiko
    Were you a good boy?
[02:43] Ichiko
    Stop it, Cinnamon!
[02:43] Cinnamon
    Oddly, my mind remains that of
    the tough, stoic Oda Nobunaga.
[02:45] Ichiko
    My uniform's going to get dirty.
[02:47] Ichiko
    You baby, you.
[02:49] Cinnamon
    And yet my body, my vessel,
    is a fluffy Shiba Inu?!
[02:52] Cinnamon
    No way.
[02:55] Cinnamon
    And why am I being so lovable right now?
[02:59] Cinnamon
    Why is my tail wagging on its own?
[03:01] Cinnamon
    I don't even want it to!
[03:04] Cinnamon
    W-Wait... Is this...
SIGN    Canine Instinct
[03:08] Cinnamon
    Canine instinct?!
[03:09] Cinnamon
    I'm so done!
[03:11] Cinnamon
    I can't control my own body.
[03:13] Cinnamon
    My limbs move on their own.
[03:15] Cinnamon
    Dogtastically!
[03:16] Cinnamon
    I mean, I am a dog, but...
[03:19] Cinnamon
    This is absurd!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Episode 1: Man From the Past: I Am Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga!?
[03:30] Cinnamon
    Y-Yes...
[03:31] Cinnamon
    I'm in bliss when I receive belly rubs.
[03:35] Ichiko
    Okay, Cinnamon, time to go for a walk.
[03:38] Cinnamon
    Whoo!
[03:39] Cinnamon
    No!
[03:40] Cinnamon
    What do you mean, "time to go"?
[03:44] Cinnamon
    You may be my owner in this world,
    but this is not your decision to make, girl.
[03:49] Cinnamon
    It is I, Nobunaga, who will
    decide whether or not we go.
[03:54] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    The enemy is at Okehazama!
[03:56] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    We seek only the head of Imagawa Yoshimoto.
[03:59] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    After me, my men!
[04:03] Cinnamon
    That's how it's supposed to be.
[04:06] Cinnamon
    In this world, I am forced to receive
    the aid of another just to go on a walk.
[04:13] Ichiko
    It's so fun walking with you, Cinnamon.
[04:17] Cinnamon
    Cinnamon, huh?
[04:19] Cinnamon
    Couldn't you do something about that name?
[04:22] Cinnamon
    And the thought of being walked
    on a leash by a young girl...
[04:26] Cinnamon
    It may be a happy sight because
    I have the form of a dog,
[04:29] Cinnamon
    but if I were to appear as
    I did in my past life...
[04:32] Cinnamon
    It would be thus!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:42] Ichiko
    Don't you want to go, Cinnamon?
[04:45] Cinnamon
    Get a hold of yourself, young lady.
[04:47] Ichiko
    It's kind of hard to join in, huh?
[04:50] Ichiko
    We've never been here before.
[04:51] 1
    My, how cute.
[04:55] 2
    Is it a Shiba-chan?
[04:57] Ichiko
    Yes.
[04:58] 3
    And who are you?
[05:00] Ichiko
    His name's Cinnamon.
[05:02] 3
    Cinnamon-chan, huh?
[05:04] Cinnamon
    No, no. It's Nobunaga.
[05:06] 3
    So cute!
[05:07] 1
    So cute!
[05:08] 1
    So fluffy.
[05:11] Cinnamon
    Enough, all of you!
[05:12] Ichiko
    I'm sorry! He doesn't do
    well in social situations.
[05:16] 1
    Don't worry.
[05:17] 1
    It's the tsundere nature that
    makes Shibas so great.
[05:21] Cinnamon
    It's not that I don't do
    well in social situations.
[05:24] Cinnamon
    It's that I choose not to.
[05:25] Cinnamon
    Or I don't care to.
[05:27] Cinnamon
    Why?
[05:29] Cinnamon
    Because I am Nobunaga!
[05:32] Cinnamon
    Hey! Stop it, I said!
[05:35] Cinnamon
    Stop it!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[05:40] Cinnamon
    I don't like any of these mutts.
[05:45] Cinnamon
    But it's true that the girl
    takes care of me every day.
[05:49] Cinnamon
    I suppose I'll behave dog-like for now.
[05:57] Cinnamon
    Now, then...
[05:58] Cinnamon
    What's the most dog-like
    way to introduce myself?
[06:02] Cinnamon
    I suppose I'll try barking.
[06:05] Cinnamon
    I am Nobunaga!
[06:12] Cinnamon
    These mutts wouldn't understand
    if I said so, would they?
[06:16] Cinnamon
    What a bore.
[06:17] Cinnamon
    I shall waste some time digging a hole.
[06:24] Cinnamon
    This is fun!
[06:25] Cinnamon
    Digging holes is fun!
SIGN    Canine Behavior
[06:29] Lucky
    Sir, might you be Oda Nobunaga-dono?
[06:33] Lucky
    Well, what a coincidence!
[06:36] Lucky
    You were reborn as a dog, too?
[06:40] Cinnamon
    Who are you?
[06:41] Lucky
    It's me!
[06:43] Cinnamon
    Have we met somewhere?
[06:45] Lucky
    No, this is our first time meeting.
[06:48] Cinnamon
    Then how would I know you?
[06:50] Lucky
    Take a guess.
[06:52] Lucky
    Look at my fluffiness
    and my shoe-button eyes.
[06:55] Lucky
    See? It's me.
[06:58] Cinnamon
    Shoe-button eyes?
[07:01] Cinnamon
    Ranmaru, is that you?!
[07:02] Lucky
    No!
[07:04] Lucky
    I said we've never met!
[07:06] Lucky
    I'm more intellectual.
[07:08] Lucky
    More majestic.
[07:09] Lucky
    See? Look!
[07:10] Cinnamon
    Intellectual?
[07:12] Cinnamon
    Majestic?
[07:13] Cinnamon
    Oh, I know!
SIGN    Love
[07:15] Cinnamon
    You're Naoe Kanetsugu,
    the man with the goofy helmet!
[07:19] Lucky
    That's your guess?
[07:21] Lucky**
    You're surprisingly dim-witted, sir.
[07:24] Cinnamon
    Fine, I don't care anymore.
[07:26] Lucky
    No, wait! Wait! Wait!
[07:27] Lucky
    All right, then.
[07:33] Lucky
    I am the embodiment of furin kazan,
    protector of the great god of Suwa.
[07:38] Lucky
    My goals justify all my means.
[07:41] Lucky
    I am the Tiger of Kai,
[07:45] Lucky
    Takeda Shingen!
SIGN    Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
[07:51] Cinnamon
    You came back rather cute, old fart.
[07:55] Lucky
    Please don't call me an old fart.
[07:56] Cinnamon
    But there's nothing left of
    your previous life in you.
[08:01] Lucky
    Isn't there?
[08:02] Lucky
    Look carefully.
[08:07] Cinnamon
    Oh. That.
[08:09] Cinnamon
    Just that.
[08:10] Lucky**
    I'm not the only one who
    was reincarnated as a dog.
[08:14] Lucky
    Take a look!
[08:19] Lucky
    That butt-ugly French bulldog
    with the eyepatch is...
[08:29] Masamune
    I am the man of Oshu, Date Masamune!
[08:34] Masamune
    Don't you forget, I'm the one-eyed
    dragon who makes crybabies cry more!
SIGN    Idachi "Boo" Masamune
[08:42] Kenshin
    Over my career, I won 43 battles,
    lost two, and had 25 draws.
[08:46] Kenshin
    That makes a win rate of over 95%.
[08:51] Kenshin
    The almighty war god of
    Echigo, I am Uesugi Kenshin.
SIGN    Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
[09:00] Kanbei
    Who was most feared by the people of Japan?
[09:04] Kanbei
    Nobunaga? Ieyasu?
[09:08] Kanbei
    It was I, the genius strategist, Kuroda Kanbei.
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[09:14] Imagawa
    Forget about the incident at Okehazama.
[09:18] Imagawa
    I'm actually more talented than it
    seems, the best archer of the seas.
SIGN    I love Kyoto
[09:25] Imagawa
    I am the Imagawa Yoshimoto.
SIGN    Imagawa "Gilbert" Yoshimoto
[09:30] Lucky
    As you can see, the warlords
    have been reincarnated as dogs.
[09:36] Cinnamon
    I-It's a bit of an all-star cast.
[09:39] Lucky
    This neighborhood is in the midst of strife,
[09:42] Lucky
    just as in the Warring States era.
[09:44] Cinnamon
    But, like, why is everyone
    good-looking besides you?
[09:49] Cinnamon
    Obviously, it's not actually like that.
[09:51] Shingen
    Well...
[09:54] Shingen
    You'll understand when you're older.
[09:58] 1
    I sure do love how easy-going dogs are.
[10:01] Ichiko
    I-I know.
[11:41] Cinnamon
    What's that?!
SIGN    Children's Shampoo Hat
[11:43] Cinnamon
    It's the frilly thing that the
    foreigners wore around their necks!
[11:47] Cinnamon
    At the time, it was the height of fashion!
[11:49] Cinnamon
    It looks so cool!
[11:52] Cinnamon
    W-Want!
[11:54] Cinnamon
    I have always been an early adopter.
[11:58] Cinnamon
    I want it so bad!
[12:01] Ichiko
    What? What?
SIGN    Children's Shampoo Hat
[12:03] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, you want a shampoo hat?
[12:08] Ichiko
    You want the weirdest things sometimes.
[12:11] Ichiko
    I'll buy you one, though.
[12:13] Cinnamon
    For real?!
[12:15] Cinnamon
    Yes, indeed!
[12:19] Cinnamon
    I might look like this.
[12:21] Ichiko
    I'll give you a bath as soon as we're home.
[12:25] Cinnamon
    B-Bath, you say?
[12:27] Cinnamon
    Not the bath!
[12:33] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I was in
    no way averse to baths.
[12:37] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    What a lovely sight.
[12:39] (Flashback) 1
    Please, my lord.
[12:41] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Whoops, my hand slipped.
[12:43] (Flashback) 1
    Oh, my lord...
[12:47] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I'm in heaven!
[12:49] Cinnamon
    And in my current life...
[12:53] Cinnamon
    It's an act of torture wherein I'm
    doused in water when I become stinky.
[13:03] Cinnamon
    This isn't quite what I had imagined.
[13:07] Ichiko
    See?
[13:08] Ichiko
    With this on, you don't get
    water in your ears and eyes.
[13:12] Cinnamon
    Say, girl, you're getting it all in my ears.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:23] Cinnamon
    I'm really soaking this thing.
[13:28] Cinnamon
    Ah, that's better.
[13:30] Ichiko
    Let's be sure to flush it after.
[13:33] Cinnamon
    Indeed, please do.
[13:35] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono.
[13:37] Boo
    Long time, dude.
[13:39] Cinnamon
    Oh, Date Masamune.
[13:41] Boo
    The very same.
[13:43] Boo
    When they speak of the one-eyed dragon
    loved by the blue dragon god of Oshu,
[13:49] Boo
    they speak of me.
[13:52] Cinnamon
    He starts self-aggrandizing out of nowhere.
[13:54] Cinnamon
    This must be the dreaded,
    incurable "eighth-grader syndrome."
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[14:01] Ichiko
    Hello.
[14:02] 1
    Well, hello.
[14:05] Cinnamon
    I'll have you stop calling me Cinnamon.
[14:10] Boo
    Why?
[14:11] Boo
    You're Cinnamon now.
[14:13] Cinnamon
    I don't like the name Cinnamon!
[14:16] Boo
    That's karma.
[14:18] Boo
    Your misdeeds in your past life
    must be coming back to get you now.
[14:21] Cinnamon
    What do you mean?
[14:23] Boo
    You got a name you didn't like.
[14:25] Boo
    If that's divine punishment,
    you've gotta accept it.
[14:29] Cinnamon
    What big talk.
[14:31] Cinnamon
    And what do they call you
    in your current life?
[14:35] Boo
    Me?
[14:37] Boo
    I'm...
[14:39] Boo
    Blue Dragon Bloody Fang!
[14:43] Cinnamon
    B-Blue Dragon?!
[14:45] Cinnamon
    That's so badass!
[14:47] Cinnamon
    Classy! Too classy!
[14:49] Boo
    I know.
[14:50] 1
    Come, Boo-chan.
[14:56] 1
    Let's get going, Boo.
[14:57] Boo
    Quit it with the "Boo"!
[14:59] Boo
    Boo?
[15:00] Boo
    I like it. It's cute.
[15:01] Boo
    I think it's awesome.
[15:02] Boo
    Boo is justice!
[15:04] Boo
    Boo is great!
[15:05] Boo
    Later.
[15:07] Cinnamon
    I get the sense that he's trying
    really hard to affirm himself.
[15:12] Cinnamon
    Go get 'em, Boo-chan.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:20] Ichiko
    Are you getting thirsty, Cinnamon?
[15:23] Ichiko
    Want some water?
[15:24] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[15:26] Ichiko
    Here you go.
[15:28] Cinnamon
    It's true that I am thirsty.
[15:31] Cinnamon
    But...
[15:32] Cinnamon
    The humiliation of being served
    water from a girl's hands...
[15:38] Cinnamon
    I'll have just a little, though.
[15:45] Cinnamon
    Delicious!
[15:48] Cinnamon
    To think that water from a young
    lady's hands could be so delicious...
[15:52] Cinnamon
    It rivals the tea prepared by Rikyu.
[15:55] Cinnamon
    Its flavor brings me to heaven.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[16:01] Cinnamon
    This is so nice.
[16:02] Cinnamon
    Having my belly rubbed by
    the girl is pure bliss.
[16:06] TV
    Nobunaga-sama!
[16:11] Ichiko
    What's wrong?
[16:13] Cinnamon
    Huh? That's me?
[16:15] Cinnamon
    This is at Honnouji.
[16:17] Ichiko
    You wouldn't know what's
    happening on TV, would you?
[16:20] Cinnamon
    Yes, I do!
[16:21] Cinnamon
    Also, this is the part where
    I resign myself to my fate.
[16:27] Ichiko
    Oh, he died.
SIGN    Oda Nobunaga dies!
    On a hit Sunday evening
    drama, for the first time
    in three years, for the
    16th time!
    Source: Cinnamon
[16:32] Cinnamon
    I protest!
[16:33] Lucky
    It's just an act.
[16:36] Cinnamon
    But imagine being killed at Honnouji
    in history dramas and stuff,
[16:39] Cinnamon
    every few years, over and over,
    more than a dozen times.
[16:42] Cinnamon
    Over and over,
    the same man rebels against me,
[16:46] Cinnamon
    and I die the exact same way.
[16:48] Cinnamon
    I can't have a rumor spread
    that Nobunaga never learns.
SIGN    Big dumb-dumb
[16:55] Julian
    Do you despise Mitsuhide?
[16:58] Cinnamon
    Well, sure.
[16:59] Cinnamon
    The next time I see him...
[17:02] Cinnamon
    I'll wreck him!
[17:04] Boo
    But you're no better.
[17:08] (Flashback) Yoshimoto
    Damn you, Nobunaga!
[17:11] Boo
    You killed Yoshimoto-dono, too.
[17:14] Cinnamon
    No, that was that, and this is this.
[17:18] Julian
    That makes no sense.
[17:20] Cinnamon
    It's always been said that the winner
    in war is chosen by luck alone.
[17:24] Cinnamon
    We have a gentleman's agreement not to
    hate each other whether we win or lose.
[17:27] Lucky
    Actually, I've never heard of Yoshimoto-dono
    being upset at Nobunaga-dono.
[17:32] Cinnamon
    Indeed. That's how it should be.
[17:35] Cinnamon
    There's no sense in holding grudges.
[17:37] Cinnamon
    Bad memories are meant to be forgotten.
[17:40] Boo
    But if you meet Mitsuhide?
[17:42] Cinnamon
    I'll wreck him!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:44] Lucky
    Are you really sure Mitsuhide was the
    one who took up arms against you?
[17:48] Lucky
    You're certain?
[17:49] Cinnamon
    I saw bellflower flags at Honnouji.
[17:52] Gilbert
    You saw Mitsuhide, then?
[17:56] Lucky
    Gilbert-dono!
[17:58] Charlie
    It wouldn't have been
    difficult to procure flags.
[18:01] Julian
    Charlie-dono.
[18:03] Julian
    Long time, dude.
SIGN    Imagawa "Gilbert" Yoshitsune
SIGN    Idachi "Boo" Masamune
SIGN    Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
SIGN    Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[18:06] Lucky
    So, did you?
[18:08] Lucky
    Did you see Mitsuhide?
SIGN    Oda "Cinnamon" Nobunaga
[18:10] Cinnamon
    It's true, I didn't actually see Mitsuhide.
[18:13] Cinnamon
    You have a point, Charlie-dono.
[18:15] Cinnamon
    Then who was it that killed me?
[18:19] Cinnamon
    The imperial court,
    the Ashikaga shogunate, Honganji,
[18:22] Cinnamon
    stragglers from Iga,
    Ise-Nagashima and Enryakuji...
[18:25] Cinnamon
    There are countless many who despise you.
[18:28] Cinnamon
    I was that unpopular?!
[18:31] Charlie
    Yes.
[18:31] Julian
    Aye.
[18:31] Lucky
    Indeed.
[18:31] Boo
    Yeah, dude.
[18:31] Gilbert
    Uh-huh.
[18:34] Lucky
    Hideyoshi and Ieyasu are suspect, too.
[18:36] Cinnamon
    Nah, not them.
[18:39] Cinnamon
    Monkey-kun and Ieyasu are both good people.
[18:43] Cinnamon
    We got along well, too.
[18:45] Cinnamon
    There's no way they would have rebelled.
[18:48] Boo
    Ask yourself, who stood to benefit the most?
[18:51] Boo
    That's...
[18:56] Boo
    The basics of mystery-solving!
[19:02] Lucky
    If you had been alive,
    Hideyoshi would never have taken Japan,
[19:05] Lucky
    and Ieyasu would never have become shogun.
[19:09] Cinnamon
    T-True...
[19:11] Cinnamon
    But not those two.
[19:14] Lucky
    You're so naïve.
[19:16] Cinnamon
    No, I think it would have been Mitsuhide.
[19:20] Cinnamon
    We fought a lot, too.
[19:22] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[19:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I dare you to say that again.
[19:26] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    I'll keep saying it.
[19:28] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    The massacre of the civilians in the siege
    against Ise-Nagashima is a despicable act.
[19:32] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Silence!
[19:33] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    You serve me.
[19:35] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    You need do no more than follow my orders.
[19:38] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    No, especially as your subordinate,
    I must face your misdeeds truthfully.
[19:44] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[19:45] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Right yourself, now!
[19:56] Cinnamon
    What was the reason for those tears he shed?
[20:00] Cinnamon
    I never liked Mitsuhide.
[20:03] Cinnamon
    He was just too perfect.
[20:05] Cinnamon
    He was good-looking and good at his job.
[20:07] Cinnamon
    All the women loved him.
[20:09] Cinnamon
    He was strong in battle, and his
    handling of the rifle was masterful.
[20:13] Cinnamon
    And he was good-looking.
[20:16] Cinnamon**
    He might have been making fun of me behind
    my back, just because he was good-looking.
[20:22] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[20:23] Cinnamon
    That's something a good-looking guy would do.
[20:25] Cinnamon
    That must be it!
[20:27] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide is definitely the one
    who started the coup against me.
[20:30] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide, you bastard!
[20:32] Cinnamon
    I...
[20:35] Cinnamon
    I hate Mitsuhide!
[20:38] Lucky
    This was about who you like and hate?
[20:40] Boo
    It was always that silly?
[20:44] Boo
    Drat... I accidentally
    said what I really think.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[20:51] Boo
    Still, though, even if you hated Mitsuhide,
[20:54] Boo
    that doesn't necessarily mean
    Mitsuhide hated you, right?
[20:57] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[20:59] Boo
    In which case, it's probably best
[21:02] Boo
    not to be so quick to blame Akechi Mitsuhide
    for what happened at Honnouji.
[21:07] Cinnamon
    Still, my money's on Mitsuhide.
[21:10] Julian
    Are you sure that isn't just
    what you want to believe?
[21:15] Cinnamon
    Th-That face!
[21:19] Cinnamon
    H-He looks just like Mitsuhide!
[21:22] Cinnamon
    Is that...
[21:23] Cinnamon
    h-his reincarnation?!
[21:28] Hideto
    You!
[21:32] Cinnamon
    M-Mitsuhide's advancing!
[21:34] Hideto
    The enemy is at Honnouji!
[21:38] Cinnamon
    He's going to kill me in my current life, too!
[21:46] Hideto
    I... I...
[21:49] Hideto
    I love you!
[21:51] Cinnamon
    Wh-What?!
[23:24] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono!
[23:25] Cinnamon
    Who?
[23:26] Cinnamon
    I'm not Cinnamon.
[23:28] Boo
    What? But you're none other than Cinnamon.
[23:31] Cinnamon
    I am the master of the Warring
    States, Oda Nobunaga!
[23:34] Cinnamon
    I'll never accept such a
    cheap name as Cinnamon.
[23:37] Boo
    Gimme a paw.
[23:39] Cinnamon
    Stop it!
[23:40] Boo
    Okay, other paw.
[23:42] Cinnamon
    I said stop!
[23:44] Boo
    You're totally a dog.
[23:45] Cinnamon
    I dread that I am slowly becoming dog-like.
SIGN    Episode 2: Milkman and Strawberry Panties... Love at Honnouji!?
[23:49] Cinnamon
    That said, I implore you
    to watch the next episode!

Season 1

E3 - Canine Lords, and Battle of Okehazama Returns?

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SIGN    Episode 3: Canine Lords, and Battle of Okehazama Returns?
[01:43] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:46] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[01:51] Ichiko
    Shake a paw.
[01:52] Cinnamon
    At times, I resist fate.
[01:55] Cinnamon
    At times, I accept fate.
[01:58] Cinnamon
    And now, I battle against
    the instincts of the dog.
[02:02] Cinnamon
    So fun!
[02:03] Cinnamon
    Digging is so fun!
[02:05] Cinnamon
    Woo!
[02:06] Cinnamon
    So fun!
[02:07] ---
    Thus...
[02:08] Cinnamon
    my dog instincts emerged.
[02:11] Cinnamon
    I suppose I am fated to become
    more and more of a dog.
[02:18] Cinnamon
    I, the Demon King of Sixth Heaven!
[02:23] Ichiko
    Cinnamon.
[02:26] Cinnamon
    What is it?
[02:27] Ichiko
    Let's go for a walk.
[02:29] Cinnamon
    Woohoo! Indeed.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[02:36] Tomo
    Icchie, are you ready for this?
[02:38] Cinnamon
    Tomo-chan...
[02:41] Tomo
    This is a battle.
[02:43] Tomo
    We're in it to win.
[02:44] Cinnamon
    What? A battle?
[02:46] Ichiko
    Yeah. Let's do this.
SIGN    Look this
    way!!
SIGN    Wave
    at me!
SIGN    Point
    at me!
SIGN    National Tour♥
    NAGOYA ♥ CONCERT
    Thank you ♥
SIGN    KEN
    for life
[02:49] Cinnamon
    That "concert" from the other
    day was also a battle.
[02:53] Cinnamon
    Girls of this generation
    are obsessed with warfare.
[02:57] Cinnamon
    Go break a leg!
SIGN    Fashion Center
SIGN    Kumamura
[02:59] Cinnamon
    So where's the battleground today?
[03:03] Cinnamon
    So this is the modern battlefield!
[03:06] Cinnamon
    This is intense!
SIGN    Kumamura
[03:10] Tomo
    Man, we bought so much.
SIGN    Bought (katta)
[03:13] Cinnamon
    You won, you say?
SIGN    Won (katta)
[03:16] Cinnamon
    You won the battle!
[03:18] Cinnamon
    A happy occasion indeed!
[03:20] Tomo
    I love sales.
[03:23] Tomo
    It feels great to splurge, too.
[03:25] Ichiko
    You buy way too much.
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Buy
[03:27] Cinnamon
    Won? Won too much?
[03:29] Cinnamon
    Is that so?
SIGN    Kumamura
SIGN    Kumamura
[03:30] Tomo
    But there are so many cute
    clothes that are so cheap.
[03:34] Tomo
    I can never have enough clothes.
[03:37] Tomo
    Speaking of which...
[03:39] Tomo
    Don't you ever put clothes on Cinnamon?
[03:41] Cinnamon
    Clothes?
[03:47] Cinnamon
    Wh-What is it?
[03:50] Cinnamon
    Get it together, girl.
[03:55] Ichiko
    I'd never even thought of that.
[03:59] Cinnamon
    Seriously, are you okay?
[04:01] Cinnamon
    Your face is that of a samurai...
[04:05] Cinnamon
    before committing seppuku.
[04:10] Ichiko
    I'm sorry... I've been so
    caught up in my own stuff.
[04:13] Cinnamon
    No, you don't need to worry about me.
[04:17] Ichiko
    Clothes for Cinnamon?
[04:19] Ichiko
    Clothes?
[04:21] Ichiko
    That's...
[04:22] Ichiko
    That's...
[04:25] Ichiko
    That's going to be adorable!
[04:28] Ichiko
    I'm gonna go buy some right now!
[04:29] Ichiko
    The cutest ones I can find!
[04:31] Ichiko
    Wait for me at the park bench, guys!
[04:35] Tomo
    Good for you.
[04:37] Tomo
    She went to buy clothes for you.
[04:39] Cinnamon
    I-I don't know about this.
[04:42] Cinnamon
    Clothes for dogs, though?
[04:45] Cinnamon
    There weren't any dogs wearing
    clothes back in my day.
[04:50] Cinnamon
    But I often see it in the modern world.
[04:52] Gilbert
    Clothes make the man.
[04:54] Gilbert
    And the dog, too.
[04:55] Tomo
    Hey, look at those cute dogs.
[04:58] Cinnamon
    That voice...
[05:00] Cinnamon
    Imagawa Yoshimoto-dono, is it?
[05:02] Gilbert
    I'm Gilbert now.
[05:04] Cinnamon
    How've you been?
[05:06] Gilbert
    Well, I'm all right.
[05:08] Cinnamon
    I've been meaning to ask...
[05:12] Cinnamon
    A-About Okehazama...
[05:14] Gilbert
    Oh, that.
[05:19] (Flashback) Cinnamon
    Take down Yoshimoto!
[05:21] (Flashback) Cinnamon
    Don't let him leave alive!
[05:24] (Flashback) Gilbert
    Nobunaga, you bastard!
[05:30] Cinnamon
    Do you still despise me for that?
[05:33] Gilbert
    Nay.
[05:34] Gilbert
    That was a long time ago.
[05:36] Gilbert
    I quite enjoy my current life.
[05:40] Cinnamon
    Oh?
[05:41] Cinnamon
    Happy as a dog, you say?
[05:42] Gilbert
    Every day, I eat delicious food,
    dress well, and sleep on a fluffy bed.
[05:49] Gilbert
    How does it differ from my
    previous life as a human?
[05:53] Gilbert
    Now, without the troubles of
    living life, I feel less stressed.
[05:58] Gilbert
    How about you, sir?
[06:00] Cinnamon
    Me?
[06:01] Cinnamon
    I, well...
[06:03] Cinnamon
    How am I?
[06:06] Cinnamon
    I don't really know.
[06:08] Cinnamon
    I don't know, but I find myself
    slowly getting used to life as a dog.
[06:14] Gilbert
    Is that so?
[06:15] Gilbert
    That's most fortunate.
[06:17] Gilbert
    I'd like to talk some more,
    but I shall be going now.
[06:21] Gilbert
    My wife is waiting.
[06:23] Cinnamon
    Your wife?!
[06:25] Lily
    Pleased to meet you.
[06:26] Lily
    I'm Lily.
[06:31] Lily
    No bread?
[06:32] Lily
    Let them eat dog food.
[06:34] Cinnamon
    I can totally see it!
[06:36] Cinnamon
    The blonde!
[06:37] Gilbert
    Cinnamon-dono...
[06:39] Gilbert
    You mustn't be so crude.
[06:42] Gilbert
    Pardon us.
[06:44] Cinnamon
    Yoshimoto-dono is a force
    to be reckoned with.
[06:46] Cinnamon
    He's living it up.
[06:48] Cinnamon
    I mean, he's living a celebrity lifestyle.
[06:51] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[06:53] Ichiko
    I bought you an outfit!
[06:55] Ichiko
    It's super cute!
[06:57] Ichiko
    It'll look so good on you!
[06:59] Cinnamon
    You ran all the way back for me, girl?
[07:04] Cinnamon
    Yoshimoto-dono, I'm so lucky to be
    blessed with such a kind owner!
[07:12] Tomo
    Let's see it on him right now, Icchie.
[07:15] Icchie
    Okay.
[07:16] Icchie
    Time to get changed, Cinnamon.
[07:18] Cinnamon
    A-All right.
[07:23] Tomo
    What is this?
[07:25] Icchie
    Isn't it adorable?
[07:26] Tomo
    You have unique taste, Icchie.
[07:29] Icchie
    Do I?
[07:31] Cinnamon
    Is my head being eaten?
[07:35] Cinnamon
    Does this even count as clothes?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[07:40] Cinnamon
    It's summer.
[07:42] Cinnamon
    Seriously, it's summer.
[07:45] Cinnamon
    With the eyes, one takes in the breeze.
[07:48] Cinnamon
    In the heat, one feels
    the encroaching autumn.
[07:54] Cinnamon
    Such is summer in Japan.
[07:58] Cinnamon
    My ass!
[08:00] Cinnamon
    It's hot as hell!
[08:03] Ichiko
    Thirty-four degrees!
[08:05] Ichiko
    It's way too hot.
[08:07] Ichiko
    I'm going to turn on the AC.
[08:08] Cinnamon
    Yes, please, indeed.
[08:11] Cinnamon
    With a slab called a "remote,"
    she controls a box called an "AC."
[08:17] Cinnamon
    The AC is amazing.
[08:19] Cinnamon
    It soothes the nerves of people there,
[08:22] Cinnamon
    quells agitation, and instantly
    brings order to the mind.
[08:26] Cinnamon
    It truly rules the world.
SIGN    Tenka Fubu!
[08:30] N
    The phrase "tenka fubu" doesn't
    necessary refer to ruling by force.
[08:35] N
    Look at the separate parts of
    the character "bu" for "force."
[08:39] N
    "Spear" and "Stop."
[08:41] N
    In other words, the character
    means to stop war.
[08:44] N
    Therefore, the correct
    interpretation of "tenka fubu"
SIGN    °Other theories exist
[08:47] N
    is to end war and bring
    about peace in the world.
[08:52] N
    Nobunaga was a peacenik after all.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Hot bikini beach season
[09:06] Cinnamon
    How scandalous!
[09:08] Ichiko
    What are you looking at, Cinnamon?
[09:10] Ichiko
    You were looking at naughty stuff!
[09:12] Cinnamon
    You've got the wrong idea.
[09:15] Ichiko
    The beach, huh?
[09:16] Ichiko
    I haven't been to the beach in a while.
[09:18] Ichiko
    If I get a boyfriend, I wonder if I'll
    swim at the beach in a bikini with him.
[09:23] Cinnamon
    The beach with the opposite sex, you say?
[09:27] Cinnamon
    We'll go to the beach together...
[09:33] Cinnamon
    And he'll protect me from accidents.
[09:35] Hideto
    Look out!
[09:38] Woman
    Look out!
[09:40] Ichiko
    And we'll watch ships on the horizon.
[09:43] Hideto
    It's so pretty.
[09:44] Ichiko
    Yeah.
[09:46] Cinnamon
    It's a Western ship!
[09:48] Ichiko
    And then, we'll...
[09:52] Foreigner
    Oh! Bikini!
[09:55] Cinnamon
    And then... foreign commerce?
[09:59] Ichiko
    It'll be so romantic!
[10:01] Cinnamon
    We might make a killing.
[10:04] Ichiko
    I don't have a boyfriend or
    any plans to go to the beach,
[10:07] Ichiko
    but maybe I'll buy a swimsuit anyway.
[10:09] Ichiko
    What do you think?
[10:11] Cinnamon
    S-Sure.
[10:12] Cinnamon
    That sounds good.
[10:14] Ichiko
    I should go for a bikini, right?
[10:16] Ichiko
    What do you think?
[10:18] Cinnamon
    Y-Yeah.
[10:19] Cinnamon
    A b-bikini, indeed.
[10:29] Ichiko
    I can't.
[10:30] Ichiko
    No bikini.
[10:32] Ichiko
    I'm going to go on a diet.
[10:34] Cinnamon
    A diet?
[10:35] Cinnamon
    Is that the thing you always
    do where you eat fewer snacks?
[10:39] Cinnamon
    I don't think it works too well.
[10:41] Cinnamon
    It may be a futile effort.
[10:43] Ichiko
    But I really want to wear a bikini.
SIGN    Hottest bikinis in history!?
SIGN    Cute summer fashion
[10:48] Ichiko
    I know!
[10:49] Ichiko
    What if I buy a bikini this year,
    and then diet so I look good in it?
[10:53] Ichiko
    What do you think?
[10:58] Ichiko
    Okay, then.
[10:59] Ichiko
    Let's go on a walk and look at bikinis.
[11:01] Cinnamon
    Success!
[11:04] Ichiko
    Bikinis! Bikinis!
[11:07] Ichiko
    Hot!
[11:11] Ichiko
    The beach isn't going anywhere.
[11:12] Ichiko
    Let's go next time.
[11:15] Cinnamon
    The AC even produces a barrier
    that keeps you inside.
[11:20] Cinnamon
    Beware the AC!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[11:32] Ichiko
    Okay, go ahead.
[11:35] Cinnamon
    Meat! Yum!
SIGN    Dog Park
[11:42] Tomo
    I wasn't sure about a barbecue
    hosted by the dog park, but...
[11:46] Tomo
    It's so fancy!
[11:47] Tomo
    The meat's so good!
[11:49] Cinnamon
    This is really good meat.
[11:51] Woman
    There's plenty more. Eat up.
[11:54] Woman
    Gil-chan and Lily-chan's mom
    gave it to us as a gift.
[11:58] (Flashback) Gilily's mom
    This brand-name beef is from
    my acquaintance at Ohta Ranch.
[12:04] Tomo
    So generous!
[12:06] Cinnamon
    How much of a celeb can you be?
[12:07] Julian
    That was delicious.
[12:09] Boo
    Yum.
[12:10] Lucky
    Thank you for the meal.
[12:12] Gilbert
    I'm glad you enjoyed it.
[12:17] Lucky
    What's up?
[12:18] Lucky
    Are you still hungry?
[12:20] Cinnamon
    I am not.
[12:22] Cinnamon
    When I look at the fire,
    I can't help but remember...
[12:26] Cinnamon
    Honnouji.
[12:29] Boo
    Well, considering the way you died,
    you're probably traumatized.
[12:34] Lucky
    I do pity you, but you
    brought it upon yourself.
[12:37] Julian
    Thus is the fate of a Warring States warlord,
[12:40] Julian
    to die not on a tatami mat,
    but at another's hand.
[12:42] Cinnamon
    I realize that, but...
[12:44] Cinnamon
    In my case, it's not just that I remember it.
[12:48] Julian
    What do you mean?
[12:51] Cinnamon
    For some reason, looking at
    flames gives me the urge to pee.
[12:57] Julian
    Say what?!
[12:59] Lucky
    It's just like how kids wet the
    bed when they play with fire.
[13:02] Julian
    Cinnamon has middle-schooler syndrome.
[13:06] Boo
    Watching you made me want to pee, too.
[13:08] Boo
    Oh, yes!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:14] Cinnamon
    A-A curse?
[13:15] Boo
    Or it might be a haunting.
[13:18] Lucky
    It does make sense.
[13:21] Lucky
    Cinnamon-dono's urge to pee when he
    sees fire is not because of Honnouji,
[13:26] Lucky
    but because he's cursed by the people
    who were burned at Mount Hiei.
[13:31] Cinnamon
    That's impossible!
[13:32] Julian
    How can you be so sure?
[13:34] Cinnamon
    Because I...
[13:36] Cinnamon
    I actually...
[13:38] Dogs
    Actually what?
[13:39] Cinnamon
    I never burned down temples or anything.
[13:44] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono, you shouldn't lie, dude.
[13:47] Lucky
    You must admit to what you must admit.
[13:50] Cinnamon
    But I honestly didn't burn them down.
[13:55] Ichiko
    I wish I were as carefree as the dogs.
SIGN    Shinchou Kouki
SIGN    Japanese
    History
[13:59] Julian
    It was written that you did in your
    chronicle, as well as in history textbooks.
[14:03] Cinnamon
    That's hogwash!
[14:06] Gilbert
    Well, the textbooks probably
    did refer to the chronicle,
[14:09] Gilbert
    so if it was hogwash, it would have
    come from the Shinchou Kouki.
SIGN    Shinchou Kouki
SIGN    Ohta Gyuichi
[14:14] Julian
    It says it was written by Ohta Gyuichi.
SIGN    Ohta Gyuichi
[14:18] Cinnamon
    Ohta?
[14:20] Cinnamon
    Oh, Gyu-chan.
SIGN    Ohta Gyuichi
[14:22] Cinnamon
    Gyu-chan was my retainer.
[14:24] Cinnamon
    He worked as my scribe.
[14:25] Cinnamon
    He was a big fan of mine!
[14:33] ---
    Stare...
[14:37] Cinnamon
    He was so in love with me.
[14:40] Cinnamon
    He was practically a stalker.
[14:43] Cinnamon
    There's no way he would have
    written negatively of me.
[14:46] Julian
    But the Shinchou Kouki clearly says
    that you burned down Mount Hiei.
[14:51] Cinnamon
    That has to be some kind of mistake.
[14:54] Tomo
    Have some more meat.
[14:59] Tomo
    Do you like it?
[15:01] Tomo
    Apparently it's brand-name
    beef from Ohta Ranch.
[15:04] Cinnamon
    Ohta? Beef?
[15:07] Ohta
    It has been so long!
[15:09] Ohta
    I've chosen to serve you again
    in this life, Nobunaga-sama,
[15:14] Ohta
    and so I have been reborn as a cow.
[15:17] Ohta
    Alas, I was...
[15:20] Cinnamon
    Nah, no way.
[15:22] ---
    Yum.
[15:23] Ohta
    Nobunaga-sama!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:28] Lily
    My husband, too, has suffered a poor
    reputation in the succeeding generations.
[15:33] Julian
    There, there.
[15:35] Julian
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[15:36] Lily
    It does matter!
[15:38] Lily
    Imagawa Yoshimoto is known for
    having been screwed at Okehazama.
[15:41] Lily
    This is how you're remembered!
[15:43] ---
    Yep.
[15:45] Gilbert
    I-I was more like this.
[15:48] Lily
    I, too, am the same.
[15:50] Lily
    I've been sorely misunderstood, as well.
[15:53] Gilbert
    Lily was royalty in her past life.
[15:56] Lily
    If they have no bread, let them eat cake.
[15:59] Lily
    I'm remembered as a moronic woman
    who was completely out of touch.
[16:04] Boo
    You never said that?
[16:05] Lily
    Of course I didn't!
[16:07] Cinnamon
    But you did say that, just the other day.
[16:11] Lily
    In my past life, I was a philanthropist
    whose heart ached at the sight of the needy.
[16:17] Lucky
    I hear you lived in extravagant
    luxury, though, as a queen.
[16:22] Lily
    By the time I became queen, France was
    already on the verge of bankruptcy.
[16:26] Lily
    There was no money for me to spend.
[16:31] Lily
    There are always those who spread
[16:33] Lily
    unsavory rumors to try to drag
    the powerful through the mud.
[16:37] Lily
    But...
[16:38] Dogs
    But?
[16:39] Lily
    But I forgive them all.
[16:43] Cinnamon
    She's dazzling!
[16:45] Boo
    I can see a halo.
[16:46] Lily
    Slander and jealousy...
[16:49] Lily
    Only by accepting such negative
    sentiments can one
[16:52] Lily
    live up to the spirit of noblesse oblige,
    the symbol of royalty.
[16:56] Gilbert
    Magnificent!
[16:57] Gilbert
    That's my Lily, the ideal wife.
[17:02] Lily
    Oh, you.
[17:04] Lily
    We're in public.
[17:05] Gilbert
    We're married. Don't mind them.
[17:07] Lily
    Really?
[17:09] Gilbert
    Come hither.
[17:10] Dogs
    Damn couples!
SIGN    Couple of dogs
[17:13] Boo
    I don't like it.
[17:15] Cinnamon
    Those two piss me off.
[17:18] Boo
    Getting all kissy-face...
[17:20] Boo
    So annoying.
[17:21] Julian
    We shall have to spread a petty
    rumor and put them down.
[17:26] Lucky
    How about we spread a rumor that
    those two have stinky feet?
[17:31] Cinnamon
    Oh, totally.
[17:33] N
    This is how the reputations
    of great men are tarnished
[17:38] N
    by the lowly, wicked, and petty.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:48] Cinnamon
    Here it comes.
[17:49] Nobunaga
    Mitsuhide!
[17:54] N
    Oda Nobunaga dies, aged 49.
[17:58] Cinnamon
    And he's dead.
[18:00] Ichiko
    There've been a lot of Honnouji
    scenes these days, huh?
[18:04] Cinnamon
    Well, there's a Warring States boom right now.
[18:06] Cinnamon
    If you talk about the Warring States,
    you end up talking about Honnouji.
[18:11] Cinnamon
    The real problem is...
[18:16] Cinnamon
    Don't you think there's a lot of
    sympathy toward Mitsuhide as of late?
[18:20] Lucky
    Indeed.
[18:22] Cinnamon
    The man's a traitor.
[18:23] Cinnamon
    He's a nefarious villain
    who killed his own master.
[18:26] Cinnamon
    Are we satisfied with the state
    of ethics in our nation?
[18:29] Julian
    You have a strong reputation
    as a slave driver of a boss.
[18:34] Lucky
    That's it.
[18:35] Lucky
    The salarymen of the world see
    Mitsuhide being worked to death
[18:39] Lucky
    by an unhinged Nobunaga,
    and they sympathize with him.
[18:43] Cinnamon
    I wasn't unhinged, though.
[18:47] Lucky
    Either way, you worry too much about
    your past life, Cinnamon-dono.
[18:51] Julian
    Indeed.
[18:52] Julian
    You can't redo your past
    life in your current life.
[18:55] Julian
    It's futile to obsess.
[18:57] Lucky
    It's time you accept that you are a dog.
[19:01] Cinnamon
    Well, I do think you're
    right, but, y'know...
[19:06] Lucky
    See? Look at him.
[19:09] Boo
    Time to defeat soccer!
[19:10] Lucky
    See how he enjoys his life
    as a dog to the fullest?
[19:12] Boo
    I never conquered Japan,
    but I'll conquer the ball!
[19:15] Lucky
    You ought to learn from Boo-dono.
[19:18] Cinnamon
    True, he is positive.
[19:20] Cinnamon
    Though he's also a moron.
[19:22] Julian
    Let us all join Boo-dono in soccer!
[19:25] Cinnamon
    Let's go!
[19:26] Lucky
    All right, begin!
[19:27] Lucky
    Julian-dono!
[19:29] Lucky
    Let us settle our score over Nakagawajima!
[19:31] Julian
    I shall end you this time!
[19:36] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[19:38] Cinnamon
    Say what?
[19:41] Cinnamon
    You're here, too? Indeed!
[19:43] Hideto
    I missed you!
[19:45] Cinnamon
    You saw me just two days ago!
[19:47] Cinnamon
    What?
[19:51] Cinnamon
    A squirrel that greets me? How strange.
[19:55] Cinnamon
    Well, anything goes in this town.
[20:00] Squirrel
    That was close.
[20:02] Squirrel
    It's been 438 years since
    I met Nobunaga-sama.
[20:06] Squirrel
    I was so happy, I couldn't
    help but greet him.
[20:10] Squirrel
    That may have been a mistake.
[20:11] Hideto
    You're so fluffy, I'm going to die!
[20:13] Cinnamon
    Stop.
[20:14] Cinnamon
    Enough. Seriously, stop.
[20:16] Cinnamon
    Stare...
[20:20] Lis
    I am Mitsu Hideto's pet, Shima Lis.
[20:24] ---
    I love you, Cinnamon!
[20:24] Lis
    For some reason, my owner looks
    just like I did in my past life.
[20:29] Lis
    Having felt that it must be fate,
    I chose to become his pet.
[20:33] Lis
    That's right.
SIGN    Akechi Mitsuhide
[20:36] Lis
    Pleased to meet you.
[20:37] Lis
    Reborn as a chipmunk, I am Akechi Mitsuhide.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[20:44] Cinnamon
    Let us begin. There.
[20:48] Cinnamon
    Here we go.
[20:49] Lucky
    Here!
[20:54] Hideto
    Go, Cinnamon!
[20:57] Lis
    Nobunaga-sama has made up his mind that
[20:59] Lis
    Akechi Mitushide was the
    one who betrayed him.
[21:03] Lis
    Don't tell him that I am Mitsuhide.
[21:09] Ichiko
    You're so good at soccer, Cinnamon.
[21:12] Cinnamon
    That was nothing.
[21:15] Ichiko
    Let's take a bath when we get home, okay?
[21:21] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono and Julian-dono are right.
[21:26] Cinnamon
    In my current life, I have no
    choice but to live as a dog.
[21:30] Cinnamon
    Perhaps it's not a bad thing
    for me to enjoy my dog life.
[21:35] Cinnamon
    But it's also true that I
    can't change my past life.
[21:40] Cinnamon
    Which means...
[21:44] Cinnamon
    This image still stands.
[21:47] Cinnamon
    I may have a cute tushie,
    but inside, I am Oda Nobunaga.
[23:24] Gilbert
    Oh, Lily, my adorable kitten.
[23:28] Lily
    My, but I'm a dog.
[23:29] Gilbert
    Of course.
[23:30] Gilbert
    You are the world's cutest dog.
[23:32] Lily
    Oh, Gilbert, you're honest to a fault.
[23:36] Lily
    Stop it.
[23:36] Gilbert
    Lily, Lily, Lily...
[23:40] Gilbert
    Oh? Cinnamon-sama, did you need something?
[23:42] Cinnamon
    I'd like you to take it elsewhere.
[23:44] Cinnamon
    We're all single here.
[23:45] Lily
    Oh? Do you hate couples?
[23:47] Cinnamon
    I hate them.
SIGN    Episode 4: Rain Is the Melody of War ~ It Always Starts With Rain ~
[23:48] Lily
    Oh, my.
[23:50] Gilbert
    Hope you watch us in the next episode.
[23:52] Cinnamon
    I hate them.

Season 1

E4 - Rain Is the Melody of War~It Always Starts With Rain~

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SIGN    Episode 4: Rain Is the Melody of WarIt Always Starts With Rain
[01:38] Ichiko
    It's raining again.
[01:41] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:43] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[01:48] Ichiko
    Oh, well.
[01:50] Ichiko
    I guess we won't be going for a walk today.
[01:53] Cinnamon
    We didn't go yesterday or
    the day before, either!
[01:58] Cinnamon
    Really, though, there were a lot of times
[02:01] Cinnamon
    in my past life that I staked
    my life on the rain, too.
[02:05] Cinnamon
    There was the Battle of Okehazama,
[02:07] Cinnamon
    and then there was the time at
    Nagashima, when the long rain
[02:09] Cinnamon
    made swamps of the farms and
    slowed down Takeda's cavalry...
[02:13] Cinnamon
    And Honnouji.
[02:16] Cinnamon
    They all happened during the rainy season.
[02:20] Cinnamon
    They even called me the rain bringer.
[02:25] Cinnamon
    That stinks so bad!
[02:26] Cinnamon
    Was that really my fart?!
[02:29] Cinnamon
    No way.
[02:30] Cinnamon
    That's impossible.
[02:32] Cinnamon
    The stench is worse than
    a cesspit in the summer.
[02:35] Cinnamon
    There's no way that was my fart!
[02:40] Cinnamon
    I-I took it point blank!
[02:42] Cinnamon
    And dogs have a strong sense
    of smell, so it's even worse!
[02:46] Ichiko
    Come on, Cinnamon, that was your own fart.
[02:50] Ichiko
    Help me, girl!
[02:52] Ichiko
    I'm dying!
[02:53] ---
    Cinnamon
[02:54] Cinnamon
    Apparently dogs get gas build-up
    when they don't go for walks.
[02:57] Ichiko
    I never knew.
[02:59] Ichiko
    What a pickle.
[03:00] Ichiko
    Oh, I know.
[03:02] Ichiko
    We could try that thing Dad bought.
[03:05] Cinnamon
    Is there a drug that'll
    make my farts not smell?
[03:13] Ichiko
    It's a bit big for you, but better
    too big than too small, right?
[03:18] Cinnamon
    It's way too big.
[03:21] Ichiko
    Walking in the rain isn't
    so bad, eh, Cinnamon?
[03:24] Cinnamon
    It's absolutely horrible.
[03:26] Cinnamon
    My legs are wet.
[03:32] Ichiko
    What's wrong, Cinnamon?
[03:34] Cinnamon
    The smell is caught in my coat! I'm deceased!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Feel fresh in your gut every day!
SIGN    Easy Miso Soup Diet
[03:44] Ichiko
    Miso soup diet, huh?
[03:46] Ichiko
    Miso soup is easy.
    I think I could keep up with it.
[03:48] Cinnamon
    Girl, first of all, if you want
    to lose weight, stop eating.
[03:52] Cinnamon
    You fool.
[03:54] Cinnamon
    Miso, though...
[03:56] Cinnamon
    I haven't had any since I became a dog.
[03:59] Cinnamon
    My province of Owari was
    famous for its yaki miso.
SIGN    Oda Nobunaga's
SIGN    Warring States Cuisine
SIGN    Banzai
SIGN    Today's dish
SIGN    Yaki Miso
[04:07] Nobunaga
    It's exceedingly simple to make.
[04:09] Nobunaga
    Throw some grated ginger and green onions
    on some miso, add sake, and mix well.
SIGN    Gekokujou
[04:16] Nobunaga
    Knead well.
[04:18] Nobunaga
    Then cook it on a wood fire
    until it takes on a good color.
[04:21] Nobunaga
    And that's how you make yaki miso.
[04:25] Nobunaga
    Put it on hot rice, or have it
    as a snack with your booze.
SIGN    Oda Nobunaga's
SIGN    Warring States Cuisine
SIGN    Banzai
SIGN    The End
SIGN    No further episodes planned
[04:31] Ichiko
    Time to eat, Cinnamon.
[04:36] Cinnamon
    This crunchy stuff's pretty good, too.
[04:39] Cinnamon
    My tastes have changed quite
    a bit since I became a dog.
[04:43] Cinnamon
    In my previous life...
[04:46] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    What is this nobleman's food?!
[04:48] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I don't eat such bland trash!
[04:51] Cinnamon
    I tried to execute a cook who
    only lightly seasoned my meal.
[04:57] Cinnamon
    So, here's a dish for my fellow salt lovers.
[05:02] Cinnamon
    Yuzuke.
[05:04] Cinnamon
    First, put some yaki miso on cold rice.
[05:06] Cinnamon
    Then sprinkle on some bonito
    flakes, salted greens,
[05:10] Cinnamon
    and anything else you like.
[05:12] Cinnamon
    Too much sodium?
[05:13] Cinnamon
    What's wrong with that?
[05:15] Cinnamon
    Pour on some hot water and enjoy
    the rising scent of miso.
[05:22] Cinnamon
    First, enjoy the pickled
    pieces, like the greens,
[05:27] Cinnamon
    then shovel down the rice,
[05:30] Cinnamon
    and finally, drink the soup.
[05:34] Cinnamon
    Damn it!
[05:36] Cinnamon
    I get hungry just thinking about it.
[05:43] Ichiko
    What's up?
[05:44] Ichiko
    Are you still hungry?
[05:47] Cinnamon
    Sheesh, you're such a glutton.
[05:51] Cinnamon
    Want some kibble?
[05:52] Ichiko
    No!
[05:55] Cinnamon
    That stuff!
[05:56] Cinnamon
    I want the stuff in there!
[05:57] Cinnamon
    I know it's in there!
[06:00] Ichiko
    You got me.
[06:02] Ichiko
    Okay, you can have it. One second.
[06:04] Cinnamon
    Yes!
[06:07] Cinnamon
    This is the stuff!
[06:08] Cinnamon
    It looks like yaki miso
    and tastes like meat!
[06:11] Cinnamon
    I call it modern yaki miso!
[06:15] Ichiko
    I'm getting hungry just watching you.
[06:19] Ichiko
    It looks so good.
[06:20] Cinnamon
    Yeah!
[06:21] Cinnamon
    Forget your diet, indeed!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:26] Cinnamon
    Sanada Yukimura, you say?
[06:28] Boo
    Yeah.
[06:29] Julian
    Masayuki's son, Yukimura, you mean?
[06:32] Boo
    Yeah.
[06:33] Lucky
    Oh, Sanada Masayuki was my
    vassal in my past life.
[06:37] Boo
    So I've heard.
[06:39] N
    Takeda Shingen's vassal was Sanada Masayuki,
SIGN    Takeda Shingen
SIGN    Sanada Masayuki
[06:42] N
    and Sanada Masayuki's second
    son was Sanada Yukimura.
SIGN    Sanada Yukimura
[06:45] N
    Such was their relationship.
[06:48] Julian
    But they're of a different
    generation than us.
[06:51] Julian
    The father, Masayuki, is one thing,
    but we've never met Yukimura.
[06:55] Cinnamon
    You wouldn't recognize him
    if you met him, then.
[07:03] Cinnamon
    Date "Boo" Masamune-dono,
    has something shocked you so much
[07:07] Cinnamon
    that an image would appear
    of you in the rain?
[07:10] Boo
    Well, actually...
[07:12] Boo
    Yukimura was reborn in modern
    times as a dog, too.
[07:16] Boo
    He lives in this neighborhood.
[07:18] Cinnamon
    Oh?
[07:19] Boo
    I bumped into him in the
    middle of a walk yesterday.
[07:22] Cinnamon
    You don't say!
[07:23] Cinnamon
    So why are you so depressed
    about it, Boo-dono?
[07:26] Boo
    Why? Well...
[07:27] Boo
    He wasn't how I imagined him.
[07:30] Cinnamon
    How you imagined him?
[07:31] Boo
    In his past life, he fought
    in many deadly battles.
SIGN    Masamune VS Yukimura
SIGN    Sengoku Barabara
SIGN    500 types
    of weapons
[07:34] Boo
    And he's still depicted as an
    eternal rival in modern times.
[07:39] Boo
    So I had certain hopes for him.
[07:44] Boo
    Alas...
[07:45] Boo
    he ended up such a weird dog!
[07:48] Boo
    No, I can't! I can't!
[07:51] Boo
    H-He's here.
[07:54] Marutarou
    I'm Marutarou! I have a cute smile!
[07:58] Marutarou
    Nice to meet you all!
[08:01] A
    He's so cute.
[08:02] Cinnamon
    Wh-What is this?
[08:07] Marutarou
    Boo-dono! I enjoyed meeting you yesterday.
[08:09] Marutarou
    So are these gentlemen here
    the ones you mentioned?
[08:11] Boo
    Yeah.
[08:13] Boo
    From the right, Uesugi Kenshin-dono,
    Oda Nobunaga-dono, Takeda Shingen-dono.
[08:20] Marutarou
    They're all famous people!
[08:21] Marutarou
    The virgin, the dunce,
    and the one who killed his dad.
[08:24] Julian
    I-I-I-I'm not a virgin!
[08:26] Cinnamon
    The dunce image is an act!
[08:28] Cinnamon
    I'm actually really smart!
[08:29] Lucky
    I exiled him, but I never killed him!
[08:33] Ichiko
    Looks like they're getting along already.
[08:37] A
    They're having so much fun.
[08:38] B
    I know.
[08:39] Nobunaga
    Who is this bastard?!
[08:41] Kenshin
    I don't like him!
[08:42] Shingen
    The insolence!
[08:43] Masamune
    Don't tell me about it.
[08:46] Marutarou
    I'm Sanada "Marutarou" Yukimura.
[08:49] Marutarou
    Nice to meet all of you.
[08:52] Marutarou
    Pardon me, I have to go.
[09:00] Nobunaga
    Do something about him!
[09:02] Kenshin
    He's disrespectful!
[09:04] Shingen
    Execute him immediately!
[09:05] Boo
    Again, don't tell me.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[09:10] TV
    It's another lively Halloween in Shibuya,
SIGN     from Dogenzaka

[09:13] TV
    with countless young men and women
    dressed in all sorts of outfits.
SIGN    Fever pitch Halloween in Shibuya
[09:18] Ichiko
    Wow, Halloween.
[09:20] Cinnamon
    It's never been easy to
    quiet the raging masses.
[09:24] Cinnamon
    Now, as in the past, the desire
    of the youth to be seen is great.
[09:30] Cinnamon
    That's right, even in my day,
    the youth competed so hard to be noticed.
[09:36] Cinnamon
    Many a warlord wanted to stand out
    among the others on the battlefield.
SIGN    Akechi Samanosuke Mitsuharu
SIGN    Kuroda Kanbei
[09:39] Cinnamon
    For them, there were the
    many oddball helmets.
SIGN    Gamou Ujisato
[09:44] Cinnamon
    They were quite impressive indeed.
[09:46] Cinnamon
    But it was my Mori Family men who
    were especially off the wall.
SIGN    Mori
    Yoshinari
SIGN    Mori
    Nagayoshi
SIGN    Mori
    Ranmaru
[09:55] Cinnamon
    Are you guys all right in the head?!
[09:58] Cinnamon
    I say.
[09:59] Cinnamon
    I had my preferences when
    it came to armor, too,
[10:02] Cinnamon
    but there were others
    who were more obsessed,
[10:04] Cinnamon
    including some who were way out there.
[10:06] Ichiko
    Oh, yeah. I have a Halloween
    outfit for you this year.
[10:14] Ichiko
    Oh my God, it looks so good!
[10:16] Ichiko
    It's so cute!
[10:18] Cinnamon
    G-Girl...
[10:20] Cinnamon
    You sure do have unique taste.
[10:27] Lucky
    My name is Lucky.
[10:29] Lucky
    In my past life, I was the fearsome
    Tiger of Kai, Takeda Shingen,
[10:33] Lucky
    but as you can see, in my current life,
    I was reincarnated as this tiny dog.
[10:39] Lucky
    Having accepted that I'm a dog,
    as well as being small...
[10:45] Lucky
    A spectacular sight!
[10:46] Lucky
    I was greeted by a spectacular sight!
[10:48] Lucky
    It's fantastic being small!
[10:51] A
    Oh, how cute!
[10:54] Lucky
    Even better!
[10:56] A
    May I hold him?
[10:58] Lucky
    That's right, I'm adorable.
[10:58] ---
    Go ahead.
[11:01] Lucky
    Small and adorable.
[11:03] Lucky
    I'm almighty!
[11:06] A
    He's so fluffy and cute!
[11:08] Lucky
    The ladies of this age are
    obsessed with anything cute.
[11:12] Lucky
    This one is obsessed with me, too.
[11:19] Lucky
    How much of that did you see?
[11:21] Julian
    All of it.
[11:23] Cinnamon
    Looking up at women's panties, I see.
[11:27] Lucky
    Men, be silent as the forest.
SIGN    Furin Kazan
[11:32] Cinnamon
    My ass, old fart.
[11:33] Julian
    You aren't fooling us.
[11:35] Cinnamon
    This is silly.
[11:37] Cinnamon
    Panties are just cloth.
[11:39] Julian
    The koshimaki of old were
    a lot more revealing.
[11:42] Lucky
    You don't get it.
[11:44] Lucky
    They aren't just cloth.
[11:46] Lucky
    Panties are a woman's individuality.
[11:48] Lucky
    See her panties, and you
    will learn of her essence.
[11:52] Lucky
    That is...
[11:54] Lucky
    Tenka fubu!
SIGN    Tenka fubu

[11:55] Cinnamon
    Hey, that's my catch phrase!
[11:57] Cinnamon
    You're ripping me off!
[11:58] Lucky
    Do you still not get it?
[12:00] Lucky
    For example...
[12:02] Lucky
    Julian-dono's owner wears
    a leopard-skin pattern.
[12:04] Lucky
    My master wears a black G-string.
[12:06] Lucky
    Despite their appearances, they seem to
    have the instincts of female leopards.
[12:10] Lucky
    Meanwhile, Cinnamon-dono's master
    wears white lace panties.
[12:13] Lucky
    She's a chaste girl,
    never forgetting her pure side.
[12:18] Cinnamon
    Don't you dare peep on your friends.
[12:20] Julian
    You'll receive divine punishment.
[12:22] Lucky
    No, I, well...
[12:26] Lucky
    P-Point is, I plan to make a living in this
    life exploring panty fortune-telling.
[12:33] Cinnamon
    And you call yourself the Tiger of Kai?
[12:35] Cinnamon
    Have some shame.
[12:36] Julian
    I'm embarrassed to be your rival.
[12:38] Lucky
    I don't care what you think!
[12:41] Lucky
    Here comes a hot one.
[12:43] Lucky
    Time to do a reading.
[12:45] Lucky
    Missy!
[12:49] Lucky
    I expect girls like her to wear
    surprisingly plain beige panties.
[12:57] Lucky
    So what is the answer?
[13:01] Lucky
    Wh-What?!
[13:05] Cinnamon
    What is it?
[13:07] Julian
    What did you see?
[13:09] Lucky
    I saw it!
[13:12] Lucky
    In the throne of the panties was
    seated a magnificent katana!
[13:18] Cinnamon
    Katana?
[13:19] Julian
    Throne?
[13:20] Lucky
    Th-The panties occasionally cradle
    the darkness of the modern world.
[13:26] Lucky
    Beware panty fortune-telling.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:31] Ichiko
    I never knew you were
    Boo-chan's owner, Ai-chan.
[13:34] Ai
    My mom usually takes him out on his walks.
[13:37] Ai
    I'm in charge of spoiling him at home.
[13:39] Tomo
    What a small world, huh?
[13:41] Ichiko
    I know.
[13:43] Cinnamon
    Ai-chan is the girls' classmate.
[13:46] Ai
    Let's start our Kentou Enbu Musical watch party, then.
[13:52] Tomo
    I've been dying to watch it!
[13:53] Tomo
    I couldn't get the tickets.
[13:55] Ichiko
    It's that popular?
[13:57] Ai
    The tickets aren't easy to get.
[13:59] Ai
    Here we go.
SIGN    Kentou Enbu
[14:04] Cinnamon
    KenMu?*
[14:05] Cinnamon*
    Kentou Enbu?*
[14:07] Cinnamon*
    Say what?
[14:08] Boo
    Handsome men dress up as famous swords.
[14:10] Boo
    They sing and dance in this
    turbulent 2.5D production.
[14:13] Boo
    All the popular girls love it right now.
[14:16] Cinnamon
    Oh, really? Indeed.
[14:18] Boo
    My master watches this KenMu thing three
    times a day, morning, day, and night.
[14:24] Cinnamon
    M-Morning, day, and night?
[14:26] Cinnamon
    Every day, you say?
[14:27] Ai
    I was iffy about it at first, especially
    because the stage is live action, too...
[14:32] Ai
    But 2.5D doesn't work unless there's a
    deep love and understanding of the work!
[14:39] Ichiko
    Huh...
[14:40] Boo
    She doesn't just watch it, she's
    passionate about evangelizing it, too.
[14:44] Cinnamon
    The Christian missionaries
    would have been stunned.
[14:48] Tomo
    Are the Dates the ones to watch?
[14:50] Ai
    Exactly.
[14:51] Ai
    The way the Date Clan reveres
    their lord is so awesome.
[14:54] Cinnamon
    D-Date Clan?
[14:56] Boo
    The story is about the katanas that I,
    Date Masamune, used to own.
[15:01] Cinnamon
    I see.
[15:04] A
    We are the Date Clan!
[15:08] [SONG] Song
    Date Masamune
[15:09] [SONG] Song
    A great daimyo ruling over 620,000 in Dewa and Mutsu
[15:17] [SONG] Song
    Our lord,
[15:19] [SONG] Song
    Date Masamune
[15:24] Red
    Our lord is the inventor of zunda mochi!
SIGN    Kuragiri Kagehide
[15:28] Green
    Edamame! Rice cakes!
SIGN    Watari Raikunimitsu
[15:30] Pink
    Zunda mochi are still
    what Sendai's known for.
SIGN    Shinokidoushirou
    Yoshimitsu
SIGN    Shokudaikiri Mitsutada
[15:35] Yellow
    Listen up, everyone.
[15:37] Yellow
    The name "zunda" comes from the sound made
[15:40] Yellow
    when the lord ground edamame with a jintachi.
SIGN    Ohkurikara Hiromitsu
[15:44] Blue
    I am the tachi!
[15:46] Black
    So am I!
SIGN    Habaki Kuniyuki
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Zun zun zunda!
[15:52] [SONG] Song
    Zundoko dokodoko
SIGN    Z
    u
    n
    d
    a
    
    D
    a
    n
    c
    e
    r
    s
[15:56] [SONG] Song
    The passionate Date men who made zunda
SIGN    E
    d
    a
    m
    a
    m
    e
    
    T
    r
    o
    o
    p
    s
[16:04] [SONG] Song
    Zun zun zunda
[16:05] [SONG] Song
    Zundoko dokodoko
[16:09] [SONG] Song
    I'm not afraid of being late to Kyoto
[16:15] Cinnamon
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[16:18] Cinnamon
    Are you enjoying this?
[16:19] Boo
    Yeah, I'm totally enjoying this.
[16:21] Cinnamon
    Are you serious?
[16:24] Ichiko
    I have no idea what they're talking about,
    but Shokudaikiri Mitsutada-kun is so hot.
[16:28] Tomo
    I like Kuragiri Kagehide-kun.
[16:33] Ai
    Lord, lord...
[16:34] Ichiko
    Ai-chan, what's wrong?
[16:36] Ai
    The Date Clan's love for their
    lord is overwhelming...
[16:40] Ai
    So admirable!
[16:43] Boo
    My master's completely in love
    with who I was in my past life.
[16:46] Cinnamon
    Is she actually like this every
    morning, day, and night?
[16:49] Boo
    Bawling, every morning, day, and night.
[16:52] Ai
    I'm sorry!
[16:54] Ai
    The lord himself doesn't appear in KenMu,
[16:58] Ai
    but that just makes the Date Clan's
    love that much more palpable.
[17:04] Ai
    Zunda for life!
[17:07] Ai
    So admirable!
[17:09] Cinnamon
    She's intense.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:16] ---
    Aww, so cute!
[17:17] Cinnamon
    I seriously hate that bastard.
[17:19] Cinnamon
    Can't we stop him somehow?
[17:22] Lucky
    Don't mind him. He's small fry.
[17:25] Lucky
    We're in a totally different league.
[17:28] Lucky
    Right, Julian-dono?
[17:29] Julian
    Indeed.
[17:32] Lucky
    First, Julian-dono,
    who captured Etchu and Echigo.
[17:35] Julian
    I was an official in the Kanto region, too.
[17:39] Lucky
    Next, me, who captured Kai,
    Shinano, and Suruga.
[17:43] Lucky
    The well-established Kai Genji, Takeda.
[17:48] Lucky
    Next, the great, great daimyo
    of Oshu, Boo-dono.
[17:53] Boo
    I would have taken Japan
    had I been born ten years earlier.
[17:57] Lucky
    And Cinnamon-dono, the undisputed winner
[18:01] Lucky
    of the Warring States era,
    who almost took Japan.
[18:03] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[18:06] Lucky
    Now, Marutarou was only
    the Ueda leader in Shinshu
[18:10] Lucky
    and the second child of
    Sanada Masayuki to boot.
SIGN    Second sons couldn't be successors
    =
    couldn't be head of a family
[18:15] Lucky
    His family, his accomplishments...
    He's no match for us.
[18:19] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[18:22] Boo
    Still, though...
[18:24] Boo
    You all might not know about it
    because it was after you died...
[18:27] Boo
    but he had his own successes, too.
[18:31] Boo
    He made huge strides in the Siege of Osaka.
[18:33] Boo
    He almost took down Ieyasu-dono.
[18:37] Lucky
    He's just a fighter in the end.
[18:38] Lucky
    He's nothing like us.
[18:41] Cinnamon
    I agree.
[18:43] Cinnamon
    It's easier to have compassion now,
    but we shouldn't glorify him too much.
[18:49] Boo
    No, it doesn't look good
    getting up on a high horse.
[18:53] Boo
    He fought against the winning
    team, knowing it was foolish.
[18:56] Boo
    That's awesome.
[18:58] Julian
    I don't hate that spirit.
[19:05] Marutarou
    What's up?
[19:06] Marutarou
    You were talking smack about me
    because I'm so popular, weren't you?
[19:10] Marutarou
    I can't stand old people.
[19:12] Marutarou
    You're so pathetic.
[19:15] Julian
    I hate this kid.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:23] Ichiko
    Hey, Cinnamon...
[19:25] Ichiko
    Do you think Mitsuhide-san
    will pass by here today?
[19:29] Cinnamon
    You're waiting in ambush, huh? Not bad.
[19:32] Cinnamon
    It reminds me of Okehazama.
[19:35] Cinnamon
    Wars and relationships are
    won with ambushes, girl.
[19:39] Ichiko
    I want to ask for his contact info,
    too, but I don't have the guts.
[19:44] Cinnamon
    Is that so?!
[19:45] Ichiko
    I'm kind of having fun
    waiting to meet him, too.
[19:49] Cinnamon
    You foolish child!
[19:51] Cinnamon
    War is about information!
[19:54] Cinnamon
    The one with more information
    commands the war.
[19:57] Cinnamon
    The same goes for love.
[19:59] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san!
[20:02] Mitsuhide
    Hey, what are you doing here?
[20:06] Cinnamon
    That guy's usually a mess,
    but he looks pretty slick today.
[20:11] Ichiko
    Um, I'm walking Cinnamon.
[20:15] Ichiko
    What about you?
[20:16] Mitsuhide
    There was a milk sale today.
[20:18] Mitsuhide
    I bought tons.
[20:20] Ichiko
    Um, you look really sharp today.
[20:25] Mitsuhide
    My shirt, you mean?
[20:27] Mitsuhide
    Seira ironed it for me.
[20:29] Ichiko
    Huh...
[20:33] Ichiko
    Seira?
[20:35] Ichiko
    Who's Seira?
[20:38] Mitsuhide
    My phone.
[20:42] Mitsuhide
    Dinner's ready. They want me home.
[20:47] Cinnamon
    Girl...
[20:50] Mitsuhide
    Sorry to leave so soon.
[20:52] Mitsuhide
    I'll buy you milk for doggies next time.
[20:56] Mitsuhide
    See you, Cinnamon.
[20:59] Mitsuhide
    Bye!
[21:01] Cinnamon
    Get lost!
[21:04] Ichiko
    Hey, Cinnamon...
[21:06] Ichiko
    Do you think Seira is his girlfriend?
[21:11] Cinnamon
    To think Mitsuhide would have a woman...
[21:15] Ichiko
    My love ended before it even began.
[21:18] Cinnamon
    Girl...
[21:19] Ichiko
    All I ever did with Mitsuhide-san was
    talk about weird stuff over milk.
[21:28] Ichiko
    Who is Seira?!
[21:35] Ichiko
    I feel better.
[21:38] Ichiko
    I have you, Cinnamon. I'm all right.
[21:44] Cinnamon
    Don't worry, girl.
[21:48] Cinnamon
    I, Oda Nobunaga, will find you
    the best man under the sun.
[23:26] Boo
    Marutarou-dono!
[23:28] Boo
    What exactly is so funny?
[23:30] Marutarou
    Nothing, really.
[23:32] Marutarou
    It's just that my life is so damn fun.
[23:35] Cinnamon
    What a happy kid.
[23:37] Marutarou
    My past life was brutal, after all.
[23:40] Marutarou
    Just being alive makes me laugh.
[23:45] Boo
    I guess he's just a happy little kid.
SIGN    Episode 5 Demon-Hunting! Golf!! Old Dude Activities of Fire!!
[23:50] Marutarou
    Be sure to watch next week!

Season 1

E5 - Demon-Hunting! Golf!! Old Dude Activities of Fire!!

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SIGN    Episode 4: Rain Is the Melody of WarIt Always Starts With Rain
[01:38] Ichiko
    It's raining again.
[01:41] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:43] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[01:48] Ichiko
    Oh, well.
[01:50] Ichiko
    I guess we won't be going for a walk today.
[01:53] Cinnamon
    We didn't go yesterday or
    the day before, either!
[01:58] Cinnamon
    Really, though, there were a lot of times
[02:01] Cinnamon
    in my past life that I staked
    my life on the rain, too.
[02:05] Cinnamon
    There was the Battle of Okehazama,
[02:07] Cinnamon
    and then there was the time at
    Nagashima, when the long rain
[02:09] Cinnamon
    made swamps of the farms and
    slowed down Takeda's cavalry...
[02:13] Cinnamon
    And Honnouji.
[02:16] Cinnamon
    They all happened during the rainy season.
[02:20] Cinnamon
    They even called me the rain bringer.
[02:25] Cinnamon
    That stinks so bad!
[02:26] Cinnamon
    Was that really my fart?!
[02:29] Cinnamon
    No way.
[02:30] Cinnamon
    That's impossible.
[02:32] Cinnamon
    The stench is worse than
    a cesspit in the summer.
[02:35] Cinnamon
    There's no way that was my fart!
[02:40] Cinnamon
    I-I took it point blank!
[02:42] Cinnamon
    And dogs have a strong sense
    of smell, so it's even worse!
[02:46] Ichiko
    Come on, Cinnamon, that was your own fart.
[02:50] Ichiko
    Help me, girl!
[02:52] Ichiko
    I'm dying!
[02:53] ---
    Cinnamon
[02:54] Cinnamon
    Apparently dogs get gas build-up
    when they don't go for walks.
[02:57] Ichiko
    I never knew.
[02:59] Ichiko
    What a pickle.
[03:00] Ichiko
    Oh, I know.
[03:02] Ichiko
    We could try that thing Dad bought.
[03:05] Cinnamon
    Is there a drug that'll
    make my farts not smell?
[03:13] Ichiko
    It's a bit big for you, but better
    too big than too small, right?
[03:18] Cinnamon
    It's way too big.
[03:21] Ichiko
    Walking in the rain isn't
    so bad, eh, Cinnamon?
[03:24] Cinnamon
    It's absolutely horrible.
[03:26] Cinnamon
    My legs are wet.
[03:32] Ichiko
    What's wrong, Cinnamon?
[03:34] Cinnamon
    The smell is caught in my coat! I'm deceased!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Feel fresh in your gut every day!
SIGN    Easy Miso Soup Diet
[03:44] Ichiko
    Miso soup diet, huh?
[03:46] Ichiko
    Miso soup is easy.
    I think I could keep up with it.
[03:48] Cinnamon
    Girl, first of all, if you want
    to lose weight, stop eating.
[03:52] Cinnamon
    You fool.
[03:54] Cinnamon
    Miso, though...
[03:56] Cinnamon
    I haven't had any since I became a dog.
[03:59] Cinnamon
    My province of Owari was
    famous for its yaki miso.
SIGN    Oda Nobunaga's
SIGN    Warring States Cuisine
SIGN    Banzai
SIGN    Today's dish
SIGN    Yaki Miso
[04:07] Nobunaga
    It's exceedingly simple to make.
[04:09] Nobunaga
    Throw some grated ginger and green onions
    on some miso, add sake, and mix well.
SIGN    Gekokujou
[04:16] Nobunaga
    Knead well.
[04:18] Nobunaga
    Then cook it on a wood fire
    until it takes on a good color.
[04:21] Nobunaga
    And that's how you make yaki miso.
[04:25] Nobunaga
    Put it on hot rice, or have it
    as a snack with your booze.
SIGN    Oda Nobunaga's
SIGN    Warring States Cuisine
SIGN    Banzai
SIGN    The End
SIGN    No further episodes planned
[04:31] Ichiko
    Time to eat, Cinnamon.
[04:36] Cinnamon
    This crunchy stuff's pretty good, too.
[04:39] Cinnamon
    My tastes have changed quite
    a bit since I became a dog.
[04:43] Cinnamon
    In my previous life...
[04:46] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    What is this nobleman's food?!
[04:48] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I don't eat such bland trash!
[04:51] Cinnamon
    I tried to execute a cook who
    only lightly seasoned my meal.
[04:57] Cinnamon
    So, here's a dish for my fellow salt lovers.
[05:02] Cinnamon
    Yuzuke.
[05:04] Cinnamon
    First, put some yaki miso on cold rice.
[05:06] Cinnamon
    Then sprinkle on some bonito
    flakes, salted greens,
[05:10] Cinnamon
    and anything else you like.
[05:12] Cinnamon
    Too much sodium?
[05:13] Cinnamon
    What's wrong with that?
[05:15] Cinnamon
    Pour on some hot water and enjoy
    the rising scent of miso.
[05:22] Cinnamon
    First, enjoy the pickled
    pieces, like the greens,
[05:27] Cinnamon
    then shovel down the rice,
[05:30] Cinnamon
    and finally, drink the soup.
[05:34] Cinnamon
    Damn it!
[05:36] Cinnamon
    I get hungry just thinking about it.
[05:43] Ichiko
    What's up?
[05:44] Ichiko
    Are you still hungry?
[05:47] Cinnamon
    Sheesh, you're such a glutton.
[05:51] Cinnamon
    Want some kibble?
[05:52] Ichiko
    No!
[05:55] Cinnamon
    That stuff!
[05:56] Cinnamon
    I want the stuff in there!
[05:57] Cinnamon
    I know it's in there!
[06:00] Ichiko
    You got me.
[06:02] Ichiko
    Okay, you can have it. One second.
[06:04] Cinnamon
    Yes!
[06:07] Cinnamon
    This is the stuff!
[06:08] Cinnamon
    It looks like yaki miso
    and tastes like meat!
[06:11] Cinnamon
    I call it modern yaki miso!
[06:15] Ichiko
    I'm getting hungry just watching you.
[06:19] Ichiko
    It looks so good.
[06:20] Cinnamon
    Yeah!
[06:21] Cinnamon
    Forget your diet, indeed!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:26] Cinnamon
    Sanada Yukimura, you say?
[06:28] Boo
    Yeah.
[06:29] Julian
    Masayuki's son, Yukimura, you mean?
[06:32] Boo
    Yeah.
[06:33] Lucky
    Oh, Sanada Masayuki was my
    vassal in my past life.
[06:37] Boo
    So I've heard.
[06:39] N
    Takeda Shingen's vassal was Sanada Masayuki,
SIGN    Takeda Shingen
SIGN    Sanada Masayuki
[06:42] N
    and Sanada Masayuki's second
    son was Sanada Yukimura.
SIGN    Sanada Yukimura
[06:45] N
    Such was their relationship.
[06:48] Julian
    But they're of a different
    generation than us.
[06:51] Julian
    The father, Masayuki, is one thing,
    but we've never met Yukimura.
[06:55] Cinnamon
    You wouldn't recognize him
    if you met him, then.
[07:03] Cinnamon
    Date "Boo" Masamune-dono,
    has something shocked you so much
[07:07] Cinnamon
    that an image would appear
    of you in the rain?
[07:10] Boo
    Well, actually...
[07:12] Boo
    Yukimura was reborn in modern
    times as a dog, too.
[07:16] Boo
    He lives in this neighborhood.
[07:18] Cinnamon
    Oh?
[07:19] Boo
    I bumped into him in the
    middle of a walk yesterday.
[07:22] Cinnamon
    You don't say!
[07:23] Cinnamon
    So why are you so depressed
    about it, Boo-dono?
[07:26] Boo
    Why? Well...
[07:27] Boo
    He wasn't how I imagined him.
[07:30] Cinnamon
    How you imagined him?
[07:31] Boo
    In his past life, he fought
    in many deadly battles.
SIGN    Masamune VS Yukimura
SIGN    Sengoku Barabara
SIGN    500 types
    of weapons
[07:34] Boo
    And he's still depicted as an
    eternal rival in modern times.
[07:39] Boo
    So I had certain hopes for him.
[07:44] Boo
    Alas...
[07:45] Boo
    he ended up such a weird dog!
[07:48] Boo
    No, I can't! I can't!
[07:51] Boo
    H-He's here.
[07:54] Marutarou
    I'm Marutarou! I have a cute smile!
[07:58] Marutarou
    Nice to meet you all!
[08:01] A
    He's so cute.
[08:02] Cinnamon
    Wh-What is this?
[08:07] Marutarou
    Boo-dono! I enjoyed meeting you yesterday.
[08:09] Marutarou
    So are these gentlemen here
    the ones you mentioned?
[08:11] Boo
    Yeah.
[08:13] Boo
    From the right, Uesugi Kenshin-dono,
    Oda Nobunaga-dono, Takeda Shingen-dono.
[08:20] Marutarou
    They're all famous people!
[08:21] Marutarou
    The virgin, the dunce,
    and the one who killed his dad.
[08:24] Julian
    I-I-I-I'm not a virgin!
[08:26] Cinnamon
    The dunce image is an act!
[08:28] Cinnamon
    I'm actually really smart!
[08:29] Lucky
    I exiled him, but I never killed him!
[08:33] Ichiko
    Looks like they're getting along already.
[08:37] A
    They're having so much fun.
[08:38] B
    I know.
[08:39] Nobunaga
    Who is this bastard?!
[08:41] Kenshin
    I don't like him!
[08:42] Shingen
    The insolence!
[08:43] Masamune
    Don't tell me about it.
[08:46] Marutarou
    I'm Sanada "Marutarou" Yukimura.
[08:49] Marutarou
    Nice to meet all of you.
[08:52] Marutarou
    Pardon me, I have to go.
[09:00] Nobunaga
    Do something about him!
[09:02] Kenshin
    He's disrespectful!
[09:04] Shingen
    Execute him immediately!
[09:05] Boo
    Again, don't tell me.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[09:10] TV
    It's another lively Halloween in Shibuya,
SIGN     from Dogenzaka

[09:13] TV
    with countless young men and women
    dressed in all sorts of outfits.
SIGN    Fever pitch Halloween in Shibuya
[09:18] Ichiko
    Wow, Halloween.
[09:20] Cinnamon
    It's never been easy to
    quiet the raging masses.
[09:24] Cinnamon
    Now, as in the past, the desire
    of the youth to be seen is great.
[09:30] Cinnamon
    That's right, even in my day,
    the youth competed so hard to be noticed.
[09:36] Cinnamon
    Many a warlord wanted to stand out
    among the others on the battlefield.
SIGN    Akechi Samanosuke Mitsuharu
SIGN    Kuroda Kanbei
[09:39] Cinnamon
    For them, there were the
    many oddball helmets.
SIGN    Gamou Ujisato
[09:44] Cinnamon
    They were quite impressive indeed.
[09:46] Cinnamon
    But it was my Mori Family men who
    were especially off the wall.
SIGN    Mori
    Yoshinari
SIGN    Mori
    Nagayoshi
SIGN    Mori
    Ranmaru
[09:55] Cinnamon
    Are you guys all right in the head?!
[09:58] Cinnamon
    I say.
[09:59] Cinnamon
    I had my preferences when
    it came to armor, too,
[10:02] Cinnamon
    but there were others
    who were more obsessed,
[10:04] Cinnamon
    including some who were way out there.
[10:06] Ichiko
    Oh, yeah. I have a Halloween
    outfit for you this year.
[10:14] Ichiko
    Oh my God, it looks so good!
[10:16] Ichiko
    It's so cute!
[10:18] Cinnamon
    G-Girl...
[10:20] Cinnamon
    You sure do have unique taste.
[10:27] Lucky
    My name is Lucky.
[10:29] Lucky
    In my past life, I was the fearsome
    Tiger of Kai, Takeda Shingen,
[10:33] Lucky
    but as you can see, in my current life,
    I was reincarnated as this tiny dog.
[10:39] Lucky
    Having accepted that I'm a dog,
    as well as being small...
[10:45] Lucky
    A spectacular sight!
[10:46] Lucky
    I was greeted by a spectacular sight!
[10:48] Lucky
    It's fantastic being small!
[10:51] A
    Oh, how cute!
[10:54] Lucky
    Even better!
[10:56] A
    May I hold him?
[10:58] Lucky
    That's right, I'm adorable.
[10:58] ---
    Go ahead.
[11:01] Lucky
    Small and adorable.
[11:03] Lucky
    I'm almighty!
[11:06] A
    He's so fluffy and cute!
[11:08] Lucky
    The ladies of this age are
    obsessed with anything cute.
[11:12] Lucky
    This one is obsessed with me, too.
[11:19] Lucky
    How much of that did you see?
[11:21] Julian
    All of it.
[11:23] Cinnamon
    Looking up at women's panties, I see.
[11:27] Lucky
    Men, be silent as the forest.
SIGN    Furin Kazan
[11:32] Cinnamon
    My ass, old fart.
[11:33] Julian
    You aren't fooling us.
[11:35] Cinnamon
    This is silly.
[11:37] Cinnamon
    Panties are just cloth.
[11:39] Julian
    The koshimaki of old were
    a lot more revealing.
[11:42] Lucky
    You don't get it.
[11:44] Lucky
    They aren't just cloth.
[11:46] Lucky
    Panties are a woman's individuality.
[11:48] Lucky
    See her panties, and you
    will learn of her essence.
[11:52] Lucky
    That is...
[11:54] Lucky
    Tenka fubu!
SIGN    Tenka fubu

[11:55] Cinnamon
    Hey, that's my catch phrase!
[11:57] Cinnamon
    You're ripping me off!
[11:58] Lucky
    Do you still not get it?
[12:00] Lucky
    For example...
[12:02] Lucky
    Julian-dono's owner wears
    a leopard-skin pattern.
[12:04] Lucky
    My master wears a black G-string.
[12:06] Lucky
    Despite their appearances, they seem to
    have the instincts of female leopards.
[12:10] Lucky
    Meanwhile, Cinnamon-dono's master
    wears white lace panties.
[12:13] Lucky
    She's a chaste girl,
    never forgetting her pure side.
[12:18] Cinnamon
    Don't you dare peep on your friends.
[12:20] Julian
    You'll receive divine punishment.
[12:22] Lucky
    No, I, well...
[12:26] Lucky
    P-Point is, I plan to make a living in this
    life exploring panty fortune-telling.
[12:33] Cinnamon
    And you call yourself the Tiger of Kai?
[12:35] Cinnamon
    Have some shame.
[12:36] Julian
    I'm embarrassed to be your rival.
[12:38] Lucky
    I don't care what you think!
[12:41] Lucky
    Here comes a hot one.
[12:43] Lucky
    Time to do a reading.
[12:45] Lucky
    Missy!
[12:49] Lucky
    I expect girls like her to wear
    surprisingly plain beige panties.
[12:57] Lucky
    So what is the answer?
[13:01] Lucky
    Wh-What?!
[13:05] Cinnamon
    What is it?
[13:07] Julian
    What did you see?
[13:09] Lucky
    I saw it!
[13:12] Lucky
    In the throne of the panties was
    seated a magnificent katana!
[13:18] Cinnamon
    Katana?
[13:19] Julian
    Throne?
[13:20] Lucky
    Th-The panties occasionally cradle
    the darkness of the modern world.
[13:26] Lucky
    Beware panty fortune-telling.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:31] Ichiko
    I never knew you were
    Boo-chan's owner, Ai-chan.
[13:34] Ai
    My mom usually takes him out on his walks.
[13:37] Ai
    I'm in charge of spoiling him at home.
[13:39] Tomo
    What a small world, huh?
[13:41] Ichiko
    I know.
[13:43] Cinnamon
    Ai-chan is the girls' classmate.
[13:46] Ai
    Let's start our Kentou Enbu Musical watch party, then.
[13:52] Tomo
    I've been dying to watch it!
[13:53] Tomo
    I couldn't get the tickets.
[13:55] Ichiko
    It's that popular?
[13:57] Ai
    The tickets aren't easy to get.
[13:59] Ai
    Here we go.
SIGN    Kentou Enbu
[14:04] Cinnamon
    KenMu?*
[14:05] Cinnamon*
    Kentou Enbu?*
[14:07] Cinnamon*
    Say what?
[14:08] Boo
    Handsome men dress up as famous swords.
[14:10] Boo
    They sing and dance in this
    turbulent 2.5D production.
[14:13] Boo
    All the popular girls love it right now.
[14:16] Cinnamon
    Oh, really? Indeed.
[14:18] Boo
    My master watches this KenMu thing three
    times a day, morning, day, and night.
[14:24] Cinnamon
    M-Morning, day, and night?
[14:26] Cinnamon
    Every day, you say?
[14:27] Ai
    I was iffy about it at first, especially
    because the stage is live action, too...
[14:32] Ai
    But 2.5D doesn't work unless there's a
    deep love and understanding of the work!
[14:39] Ichiko
    Huh...
[14:40] Boo
    She doesn't just watch it, she's
    passionate about evangelizing it, too.
[14:44] Cinnamon
    The Christian missionaries
    would have been stunned.
[14:48] Tomo
    Are the Dates the ones to watch?
[14:50] Ai
    Exactly.
[14:51] Ai
    The way the Date Clan reveres
    their lord is so awesome.
[14:54] Cinnamon
    D-Date Clan?
[14:56] Boo
    The story is about the katanas that I,
    Date Masamune, used to own.
[15:01] Cinnamon
    I see.
[15:04] A
    We are the Date Clan!
[15:08] [SONG] Song
    Date Masamune
[15:09] [SONG] Song
    A great daimyo ruling over 620,000 in Dewa and Mutsu
[15:17] [SONG] Song
    Our lord,
[15:19] [SONG] Song
    Date Masamune
[15:24] Red
    Our lord is the inventor of zunda mochi!
SIGN    Kuragiri Kagehide
[15:28] Green
    Edamame! Rice cakes!
SIGN    Watari Raikunimitsu
[15:30] Pink
    Zunda mochi are still
    what Sendai's known for.
SIGN    Shinokidoushirou
    Yoshimitsu
SIGN    Shokudaikiri Mitsutada
[15:35] Yellow
    Listen up, everyone.
[15:37] Yellow
    The name "zunda" comes from the sound made
[15:40] Yellow
    when the lord ground edamame with a jintachi.
SIGN    Ohkurikara Hiromitsu
[15:44] Blue
    I am the tachi!
[15:46] Black
    So am I!
SIGN    Habaki Kuniyuki
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Zun zun zunda!
[15:52] [SONG] Song
    Zundoko dokodoko
SIGN    Z
    u
    n
    d
    a
    
    D
    a
    n
    c
    e
    r
    s
[15:56] [SONG] Song
    The passionate Date men who made zunda
SIGN    E
    d
    a
    m
    a
    m
    e
    
    T
    r
    o
    o
    p
    s
[16:04] [SONG] Song
    Zun zun zunda
[16:05] [SONG] Song
    Zundoko dokodoko
[16:09] [SONG] Song
    I'm not afraid of being late to Kyoto
[16:15] Cinnamon
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[16:18] Cinnamon
    Are you enjoying this?
[16:19] Boo
    Yeah, I'm totally enjoying this.
[16:21] Cinnamon
    Are you serious?
[16:24] Ichiko
    I have no idea what they're talking about,
    but Shokudaikiri Mitsutada-kun is so hot.
[16:28] Tomo
    I like Kuragiri Kagehide-kun.
[16:33] Ai
    Lord, lord...
[16:34] Ichiko
    Ai-chan, what's wrong?
[16:36] Ai
    The Date Clan's love for their
    lord is overwhelming...
[16:40] Ai
    So admirable!
[16:43] Boo
    My master's completely in love
    with who I was in my past life.
[16:46] Cinnamon
    Is she actually like this every
    morning, day, and night?
[16:49] Boo
    Bawling, every morning, day, and night.
[16:52] Ai
    I'm sorry!
[16:54] Ai
    The lord himself doesn't appear in KenMu,
[16:58] Ai
    but that just makes the Date Clan's
    love that much more palpable.
[17:04] Ai
    Zunda for life!
[17:07] Ai
    So admirable!
[17:09] Cinnamon
    She's intense.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:16] ---
    Aww, so cute!
[17:17] Cinnamon
    I seriously hate that bastard.
[17:19] Cinnamon
    Can't we stop him somehow?
[17:22] Lucky
    Don't mind him. He's small fry.
[17:25] Lucky
    We're in a totally different league.
[17:28] Lucky
    Right, Julian-dono?
[17:29] Julian
    Indeed.
[17:32] Lucky
    First, Julian-dono,
    who captured Etchu and Echigo.
[17:35] Julian
    I was an official in the Kanto region, too.
[17:39] Lucky
    Next, me, who captured Kai,
    Shinano, and Suruga.
[17:43] Lucky
    The well-established Kai Genji, Takeda.
[17:48] Lucky
    Next, the great, great daimyo
    of Oshu, Boo-dono.
[17:53] Boo
    I would have taken Japan
    had I been born ten years earlier.
[17:57] Lucky
    And Cinnamon-dono, the undisputed winner
[18:01] Lucky
    of the Warring States era,
    who almost took Japan.
[18:03] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[18:06] Lucky
    Now, Marutarou was only
    the Ueda leader in Shinshu
[18:10] Lucky
    and the second child of
    Sanada Masayuki to boot.
SIGN    Second sons couldn't be successors
    =
    couldn't be head of a family
[18:15] Lucky
    His family, his accomplishments...
    He's no match for us.
[18:19] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[18:22] Boo
    Still, though...
[18:24] Boo
    You all might not know about it
    because it was after you died...
[18:27] Boo
    but he had his own successes, too.
[18:31] Boo
    He made huge strides in the Siege of Osaka.
[18:33] Boo
    He almost took down Ieyasu-dono.
[18:37] Lucky
    He's just a fighter in the end.
[18:38] Lucky
    He's nothing like us.
[18:41] Cinnamon
    I agree.
[18:43] Cinnamon
    It's easier to have compassion now,
    but we shouldn't glorify him too much.
[18:49] Boo
    No, it doesn't look good
    getting up on a high horse.
[18:53] Boo
    He fought against the winning
    team, knowing it was foolish.
[18:56] Boo
    That's awesome.
[18:58] Julian
    I don't hate that spirit.
[19:05] Marutarou
    What's up?
[19:06] Marutarou
    You were talking smack about me
    because I'm so popular, weren't you?
[19:10] Marutarou
    I can't stand old people.
[19:12] Marutarou
    You're so pathetic.
[19:15] Julian
    I hate this kid.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:23] Ichiko
    Hey, Cinnamon...
[19:25] Ichiko
    Do you think Mitsuhide-san
    will pass by here today?
[19:29] Cinnamon
    You're waiting in ambush, huh? Not bad.
[19:32] Cinnamon
    It reminds me of Okehazama.
[19:35] Cinnamon
    Wars and relationships are
    won with ambushes, girl.
[19:39] Ichiko
    I want to ask for his contact info,
    too, but I don't have the guts.
[19:44] Cinnamon
    Is that so?!
[19:45] Ichiko
    I'm kind of having fun
    waiting to meet him, too.
[19:49] Cinnamon
    You foolish child!
[19:51] Cinnamon
    War is about information!
[19:54] Cinnamon
    The one with more information
    commands the war.
[19:57] Cinnamon
    The same goes for love.
[19:59] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san!
[20:02] Mitsuhide
    Hey, what are you doing here?
[20:06] Cinnamon
    That guy's usually a mess,
    but he looks pretty slick today.
[20:11] Ichiko
    Um, I'm walking Cinnamon.
[20:15] Ichiko
    What about you?
[20:16] Mitsuhide
    There was a milk sale today.
[20:18] Mitsuhide
    I bought tons.
[20:20] Ichiko
    Um, you look really sharp today.
[20:25] Mitsuhide
    My shirt, you mean?
[20:27] Mitsuhide
    Seira ironed it for me.
[20:29] Ichiko
    Huh...
[20:33] Ichiko
    Seira?
[20:35] Ichiko
    Who's Seira?
[20:38] Mitsuhide
    My phone.
[20:42] Mitsuhide
    Dinner's ready. They want me home.
[20:47] Cinnamon
    Girl...
[20:50] Mitsuhide
    Sorry to leave so soon.
[20:52] Mitsuhide
    I'll buy you milk for doggies next time.
[20:56] Mitsuhide
    See you, Cinnamon.
[20:59] Mitsuhide
    Bye!
[21:01] Cinnamon
    Get lost!
[21:04] Ichiko
    Hey, Cinnamon...
[21:06] Ichiko
    Do you think Seira is his girlfriend?
[21:11] Cinnamon
    To think Mitsuhide would have a woman...
[21:15] Ichiko
    My love ended before it even began.
[21:18] Cinnamon
    Girl...
[21:19] Ichiko
    All I ever did with Mitsuhide-san was
    talk about weird stuff over milk.
[21:28] Ichiko
    Who is Seira?!
[21:35] Ichiko
    I feel better.
[21:38] Ichiko
    I have you, Cinnamon. I'm all right.
[21:44] Cinnamon
    Don't worry, girl.
[21:48] Cinnamon
    I, Oda Nobunaga, will find you
    the best man under the sun.
[23:26] Boo
    Marutarou-dono!
[23:28] Boo
    What exactly is so funny?
[23:30] Marutarou
    Nothing, really.
[23:32] Marutarou
    It's just that my life is so damn fun.
[23:35] Cinnamon
    What a happy kid.
[23:37] Marutarou
    My past life was brutal, after all.
[23:40] Marutarou
    Just being alive makes me laugh.
[23:45] Boo
    I guess he's just a happy little kid.
SIGN    Episode 5 Demon-Hunting! Golf!! Old Dude Activities of Fire!!
[23:50] Marutarou
    Be sure to watch next week!

Season 1

E6 - Rock 'n Roll!!! Adorable ♥ Bad News of a Man!?

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SIGN    June 2nd, 1582
SIGN    Honnouji
[01:39] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    H-Honnouji?
[01:41] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    Where's the master?
[01:42] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    Where is Nobunaga-sama?
[01:44] (Flashback) Servant
    The master's safety remains unconfirmed.
[01:47] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    And who's the traitor?
[01:50] (Flashback) Servant
    W-Well...
[01:52] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    Who is it? Tell me!
[01:54] (Flashback) Servant
    I'm afraid the traitor is...
[01:57] (Flashback) Servant
    Y-You, my lord, Akechi Mitsuhide-sama!
[02:03] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
    I-I'm the traitor?
[02:08] Lis
    Even for a facsimile of the Warring States,
    this is a terrifying story.
[02:13] Lis
    I ask who the traitor is,
    and I'm told that I'm the traitor.
SIGN    Episode 6 Rock 'n Roll!!! Adorable ♥ Bad News of a Man!?
[02:25] Lis
    Oh, hey, I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[02:28] Lis
    I go by "Lis" now.
[02:30] Lis
    Nobunaga-sama and the other warlords
    were reincarnated as dogs...
[02:35] Lis
    But I'm a squirrel.
[02:37] Lis
    An eastern chipmunk.
SIGN    Mitsu Hideto, student
[02:40] Lis
    And this young man,
[02:41] Lis
    who looks much like I did in my past life,
[02:44] Lis
    is my current master.
[02:46] Lis
    Hey.
[02:47] Lis
    Please get up already.
[02:49] Lis
    Hey!
[02:52] Lis
    I have no choice.
[02:53] Lis
    I shall do...
[02:56] Lis
    This!
[02:57] Lis
    And this!
[03:01] Lis
    This young man is rather handsome,
[03:06] Lis
    but he can't keep his room clean.
[03:09] (Flashback) Hideto
    I'm so hungry!
[03:12] Lis
    And he depends on his
    friend for all his meals.
[03:14] Lis
    His character leaves a lot to be desired.
[03:17] Lis
    This usually wakes him up.
[03:20] Lis
    Meanwhile, I'm well-organized and cleanly.
[03:23] Lis
    I take care to be organized and tidy.
[03:27] Lis
    His face is just like mine in my previous life,
    but his personality is the exact opposite.
[03:30] Lis
    Still, I like his kind and benevolent
    nature, so I've stuck around.
[03:36] Lis
    Looks like he's waking up.
[03:41] Hideto
    Why is there an acorn in my nose?
[03:44] Hideto
    Morning.
[03:45] Lis
    Yes.
[03:46] Hideto
    Want some milk?
[03:48] Lis
    Yes.
SIGN    My
    Cinnamon
[03:51] Hideto
    All right, morning milk!
[03:53] Lis
    The only thing I have in common with
    my master is that we both like milk.
[03:57] Lis
    Also, Master, there's still an
    acorn in one of your nostrils.
[03:58] Hideto
    Man, milk is the best.
[04:02] Lis
    Are you okay with that?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Dog Park
[04:05] Boo
    Hey, Cinnamon-dono!
[04:08] Cinnamon
    What is it?
[04:09] Boo
    Big news!
[04:10] Boo
    Another warlord reincarnated
    as a dog has appeared.
[04:13] Cinnamon
    Oh? Who is it?
[04:15] Boo
    This next one's totally evil.
[04:18] Marutaro
    You'll be shocked, in more ways than one.
[04:22] Cinnamon
    Wh-What?!
[04:24] Cinnamon
    Just who is this terrible man, indeed?
[04:28] Cinnamon
    Wait, that's him?
[04:30] Cinnamon
    Who?
[04:31] Cinnamon
    Who are you?
[04:33] Cinnamon
    The tiny, cute type?
[04:35] Cinnamon
    Wait! You're Hideyoshi?!
[04:37] Cinnamon
    Monkey-kun?!
[04:39] Marutaro
    Hideyoshi-sama is more enka than anything.
[04:42] Marutaro
    He's definitely not rock 'n roll.
[04:45] Cinnamon
    Are you rock 'n roll?
[04:47] Hisahide
    I'm totally rock 'n roll.
[04:55] Hisahide
    I always was, and always will be,
    rockin' Matsunaga Hisahide!
[05:03] Marutaro
    Matsunaga Hisahide's the guy who filled a
    kettle full of gunpowder and blew himself up!
[05:08] Marutaro
    That Matsunaga Hisahide, right?
[05:11] Whip**
    Rockin', right?
[05:15] Boo
    He overthrew the leader
    of his own Miyoshi Clan,
[05:17] Boo
    killed Shogun Ashikaga Yoshiteru, and burned
    down the giant Buddha statue at Todaiji.
[05:21] Boo
    That Matsunaga Hisahide?
[05:23] Whip
    Rockin'!
[05:27] Cinnamon
    No one's gotten away with betraying me,
    except him, who got away with it twice.
[05:29] ---
    You gave me the
    Tsukumo-nasu
    tea caddy, so
    I forgive you!
[05:31] Cinnamon
    That Matsunaga Hisahide?
[05:34] Whip
    Mad rockin'!
[05:38] Cinnamon
    True, Hisahide-dono was
    unhinged in his past life.
[05:44] Whip
    That's right!
[05:46] Whip
    I'm just as rock 'n roll now as I was then!
[05:49] Whip
    Try not to freak out, kids!
[05:54] Marutaro
    What a joke!
[05:56] Marutaro
    The misty-eyed chihuahua is
    a crazy old rock geezer inside!
[06:00] Cinnamon
    No one's freaking out!
[06:03] Ichiko
    They're having so much fun.
[06:06] Hisahide's owner
    I'm so glad they're already friends.
[06:09] Hisahide
    Piss off!
[06:11] Hisahide
    I may be tiny, but I'm alive in here!
[06:17] Cinnamon
    Your nipple?
[06:20] Hisahide
    Shut up!
[06:22] Hisahide
    Why don't you have a taste of my
    song before you go dissing me?
[06:28] Cinnamon
    Your song?
[06:30] [SONG] Song
    Mm-mm
[06:34] [SONG] Song
    Mm-mm-mm
[06:38] [SONG] Song
    Oh, yeah
[06:40] [SONG] Song
    A dull town,
[06:43] [SONG] Song
    dull men
[06:51] [SONG] Song
    I'm here alone,
[06:56] [SONG] Song
    wandering a barren land
[07:01] [SONG] Song
    Seeking a piece of my soul,
[07:07] [SONG] Song
    I look to the skies
[07:09] Hisahide's owner
    Hey, let's go home, Whip-chan.
[07:09] [SONG] Song
    Women flock to me, oh~
[07:13] Cinnamon
    Whip?
[07:17] [SONG] Song
    Our relationship is built on hypocrisy, is it not?
[07:22] [SONG] Song
    What are we expecting from a false love?
[07:28] [SONG] Song
    Now's the time to let go
[07:31] [SONG] Song
    of passion and ego
[07:36] [SONG] Song
    If you're going to build a future with me,
[07:39] [SONG] Song
    you need to get over
[07:41] [SONG] Song
    your silly pride
[07:44] [SONG] Song
    Ah, My soul is
[07:47] [SONG] Song
    about to explode
[07:55] Song
    So long.
[07:57] Song
    It's time for good kids to go home.
[08:07] Cinnamon
    Boo-chan, are you crying?
[08:10] Boo
    I'm messed up, man...
[08:12] Boo
    The second half of the lyrics hit me hard.
[08:16] Marutaro
    Let me call you Brother!
[08:19] Cinnamon
    "Whip-chan" isn't a very fitting name, though.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[08:28] Nekomimi A
    Meow, meow!
[08:31] Camera
    One more time, please!
[08:33] Camera
    Look this way again, please!
[08:33] Lucky
    Is it a shoot of some kind?
[08:36] Cinnamon
    People of this time often choose
    to wear strange clothes.
[08:42] Cinnamon
    There are many kabukimono in this age.
[08:45] Lucky
    Indeed.
[08:46] Julian
    Though there were not many ladies
    who dressed up in our day.
[08:51] Cinnamon
    I used to be quite the hipster.
[08:54] Cinnamon
    But compared to the kabukimono
    today, I was pretty plain.
[08:59] Julian
    You might have looked good with cat ears.
SIGN    M e o w
[09:03] Cinnamon
    Would it have been cute?
SIGN    H
    e
    h,
    
    h
    e
    h
    .
    .
    .
[09:05] Cinnamon
    I think I finally understand
    the stares I used to get.
SIGN    Nobunaga-sama's
    dressed like a weirdo again...
[09:11] Julian
    They were looking at you
    with pity, you know.
[09:15] Lucky
    Alas, it is up to us elders to correct
[09:19] Lucky
    the inappropriate appearances of youths.
[09:21] Lucky
    I'll go talk to them.
[09:23] Lucky
    Neko-chan! Neko-chan! Neko-chan!
[09:25] Lucky
    Neko-chan!
[09:27] Lucky
    I shall do your panty fortune-telling!
[09:32] Lucky
    Matsunaga "Whip" Hisahide-chan!
[09:37] Whip
    Oh, the old fart Takeda.
[09:40] Lucky
    Who gave you permission to
    throw all that love around?!
[09:44] Nekomimi A
    Look, the little pom's here, too!
[09:47] Lucky
    Oh, sweet lady!
[09:50] Lucky
    It seems we shall need to settle our score.
[09:55] Whip
    It wouldn't even be a fair match.
[09:57] Whip
    The overwhelming endearingness of my rock
[10:01] Whip
    will obliterate you.
[10:04] Lucky
    My ass!
[10:06] Lucky
    I'm cuter than you!
[10:09] Whip
    Bullshit! I am!
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
SIGN    A
    r
    f
    !
[10:12] Nekomimi
    So cute!
[10:14] Cinnamon
    The tiny old men sure are spry.
[10:18] Julian
    I do envy that they use their
    current form to the maximum,
[10:21] Julian
    and that they act faithfully
    to their desires.
[10:24] Julian
    If I were to be honest, I would
    like to join them, as well.
[10:29] Julian
    Yes!
[10:32] Cinnamon
    That would cause a panic.
[10:35] Julian
    Say, Cinnamon-dono,
    there's something that's been bothering me.
[10:40] Cinnamon
    What is that?
[10:42] Julian
    Those cat ear girls...
[10:44] Julian
    They have four ears. Is that acceptable?
[10:50] Cinnamon
    You worry about that kind of thing?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[10:55] Ichiko
    Here's Cinnamon when he was a puppy.
[10:57] Ichiko
    I love how brooding he was.
[10:59] Tomo
    It actually makes him cuter.
[11:01] Ai
    It really does.
[11:03] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's always been full of curiosity.
[11:08] Cinnamon
    Indeed, it was when I was a
    puppy that I first used it.
SIGN    Kumamun
[11:15] Cinnamon
    What is this? There are so many
    things I've never seen before.
[11:20] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Is he curious about the vacuum robot?
[11:23] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Cinnamon's sitting on it!
[11:25] (Flashback) Ichiko
    So cute!
[11:27] Cinnamon
    Everything I saw was new to me.
[11:29] Cinnamon
    It was one surprise after another.
[11:32] Cinnamon
    Alas, my time limit would
    hit without warning.
[11:37] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Oh, he wore himself out and fell asleep.
[11:40] Cinnamon
    To think of how much puppies sleep...
[11:45] Cinnamon
    I have enjoyed this since I was a puppy.
[11:53] Mitsuhide
    That milk yesterday was so good.
[11:56] Honganji
    Yeah? Good for you.
[11:56] Ichiko
    Oh, it's Mitsuhide-san and Seira-san.
[12:00] Cinnamon
    Honganji and Mitsuhide!
[12:02] Cinnamon
    My arch nemesis duo of Honganji!
[12:06] Mitsuhide
    Hey, Cinnamon!
[12:08] Mitsuhide
    How've you been?
[12:10] Cinnamon
    Stop it already!
[12:12] Ichiko
    Are you going shopping?
[12:13] Honganji
    Yeah.
[12:14] Honganji
    It's getting cold, so we figured
    we'd have hot pot together.
[12:19] Ai
    Oh? Hot pot together, you say?
[12:23] Tomo
    Hot pot? Sounds delicious!
[12:29] Mitsuhide
    Wh-What was that sound?
[12:31] Honganji
    Would you like to join us?
[12:35] Honganji
    I bought plenty of food.
[12:37] Honganji
    We can feed a few more girls.
[12:41] Tomo
    Really?
[12:42] Mitsuhide
    We have three more people and a dog.
[12:46] Honganji
    Got it.
[12:47] Cinnamon
    You aren't fooling me!
[12:49] Cinnamon
    You're going to poison me, aren't you?
[12:52] Ai
    We're being invited to their love nest?
[12:55] Ai
    This is getting interesting!
[12:57] Tomo
    You're going too, right, Ai-chan?
[12:59] Ai
    Of course!
[13:00] Ai
    Holy crap-a-moley!
[13:03] Ai
    I mean, yes, I'll be there.
[13:06] Mitsuhide
    Okay, that settles it!
[13:07] Mitsuhide
    We're having a hot pot party!
[13:10] Tomo
    Thanks for having us.
[13:15] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san really loves Cinnamon, huh?
[13:19] Ai
    Th-Th-This room is their love nest.
[13:23] Ai
    Living together makes their
    love grow deeper and deeper!
[13:30] Ai
    So pure!
[13:32] Ai
    So pure!
[13:32] Tomo**
    Ai-chan?
[13:33] Ai
    Stop me!
[13:35] Tomo
    What's wrong, Ai-chan?
[13:37] Tomo
    Let's eat!
[13:42] Tomo
    It's delicious!
[13:44] Tomo
    You're so good at cooking, Seira-san.
[13:46] Honganji
    Here, that's your portion.
[13:48] Honganji
    Skill doesn't really matter
    when it comes to hot pot.
[13:52] Cinnamon
    He does seem like a good guy,
    but he's not fooling me.
[13:58] Cinnamon
    Still, it's good.
[14:00] Cinnamon
    I wouldn't mind having him as my cook.
[14:07] Cinnamon
    That squirrel seems to be avoiding me.
[14:11] Cinnamon
    Does he think I'm going to eat him?
[14:14] Cinnamon
    No way. I don't eat squirrels...
[14:17] Cinnamon
    Though that might change if I get hungry.
[14:23] Mitsuhide
    You're so cute when you're eating!
[14:26] Cinnamon
    I told you to stop!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Better Luck
SIGN    Lucky Treasure
    Discovery Segment!
[14:32] TV
    Lucky Treasure Discovery Segment!
SIGN     Historium
    Warlord personalities as told in letters
[14:36] TV
    Take a look at this.
[14:37] TV
    This is a letter written
    by Oda Nobunaga himself.
[14:41] Cinnamon
    What?!
[14:42] Cinnamon
    My letter, you say?!
[14:43] TV
    You can learn a lot about life
    in the day from these letters.
[14:47] TV 2
    They give you a glimpse into the warlord's
    personality and relationships.
[14:51] Ichiko
    Wow, that's amazing.
[14:55] Cinnamon
    This sucks.
[14:56] Ichiko
    I wouldn't like having
    my letters read, though.
[15:01] Cinnamon
    I never would have thought my dark history
[15:04] Cinnamon
    would be exposed like this
    more than four centuries later.
[15:09] Cinnamon
    Modern people are so merciless!
SIGN    Dog Park
[15:14] Charlie
    I never thought so many of our
    letters would have lasted so long.
[15:19] Boo
    We weren't thinking several centuries
    ahead when we wrote them.
[15:25] Boo
    I can't have them thinking I'm an idiot or a
    pervert just from my letters and my writing.
[15:29] Marutaro
    Jeez, I can't stand modern people!
[15:33] Marutaro
    They fuss about privacy and stuff,
[15:35] Marutaro
    but they go through our letters
    and homes like it's nothing.
[15:39] Marutaro
    Not that I wrote any letters that
    I wouldn't want to have read.
[15:43] Marutaro
    Unlike you, Boo-dono.
[15:46] Boo
    Why do you keep picking fights with me?
[15:49] Marutaro
    Because...
[15:51] Marutaro
    You have the most surviving
    handwritten letters of all of us.
SIGN    Over 1,000
SIGN    letters
[15:56] Lucky
    Over 1,000 handwritten letters?
[15:58] Lucky
    You didn't have your vassals
    write your letters?
[16:00] Boo
    Meh, there's no reason to call my vassals
    just to write my silly letters.
[16:06] Cinnamon
    Silly letters? Like what kind?
[16:09] Boo
    Well, for example...
[16:11] Boo
    I arm-wrestled with the young ones,
SIGN    I arm-wrestled, and now my hands
SIGN    are shaking from exhaustion (paraphrasing)
[16:14] Boo
    and now my hands are
    shaking from exhaustion.
[16:18] Boo
    Man, I organized a drinking party last night,
SIGN    Daddy's drunk and hungover (paraphrasing)
[16:23] Boo
    but I ended up drinking so
    much, my head's spinning.
[16:28] Boo
    I'm sorry, I'm late again!
SIGN    Sorry, I'm late again! I'll be there at 10 AM (paraphrasing)
[16:31] Boo
    I'll leave tonight and be there by 10 AM.
[16:35] Cinnamon
    Wow... Those really are silly letters.
[16:39] Marutaro
    Why did you write all that?
[16:42] Boo
    I loved writing letters.
[16:44] Charlie
    That's not even that bad, Boo-dono.
[16:47] Charlie
    Old man Takeda's letters were really bad.
[16:51] Shingen
    It's true that I've made advances
    on Yashichiro several times.
[16:55] Shingen
    Alas, he declined, on the
    grounds of having diarrhea.
[16:58] Shingen
    Therefore, nothing has happened between us.
[17:01] Shingen
    This is the truth.
[17:05] Charlie
    I'd be so embarrassed to have my letters
    making excuses for cheating read.
[17:09] Charlie
    I wouldn't even be able to go outside.
[17:12] Charlie
    And who is Yashichiro, exactly?
[17:14] Charlie
    It's a man, isn't it?
[17:19] Lucky
    Wait, panty-chan!
[17:22] Charlie
    Do you have no standards, old man?!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:29] Lis
    Good evening.
[17:30] Lis
    I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[17:32] Lis
    Well, I'm also Lis.
[17:34] Lis
    I need to get my heart rate
    up at least once a day.
[17:37] Lis
    Even squirrels can get
    out of shape if they don't.
[17:41] Lis
    My master is often mistaken.
[17:44] Lis
    He can be a dummy,
    but he's definitely not stupid.
[17:48] Lis
    He's quite studious, too.
[17:50] Lis
    He's a lot like Nobunaga-sama
    in that he's misunderstood.
[17:54] Lis
    He may seem like a merciless,
    sadistic tyrant, but...
[17:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    We shall now have a drinking spree!
[18:02] Lis
    He was actually benevolent and easygoing.
[18:04] Lis
    In other words, he was a normal person.
[18:06] Stink bug
    Nobunaga-sama, a normal person, you say?!
[18:10] Stink bug
    Everyone, please forget what this rodent says.
[18:14] Stink bug
    This squirrel is a liar!
[18:16] Lis
    Who goes there?! Identify yourself!
[18:18] Stink bug
    I have no name to speak to a traitor!
[18:21] Stink bug
    But because you wouldn't
    know who I am, I shall.
[18:24] Stink bug
    I am the...
[18:26] Mitsuhide
    I figured out who you are.
[18:28] Stink bug
    Let me say it!
[18:30] Stink bug
    I am the...
[18:32] Lis
    The very man responsible for
    Nobunaga-sama's distorted reputation!
[18:35] Lis
    Ota Gyuichi!
[18:39] Stink bug
    He said it before me!
[18:41] Stink bug
    How dare you?!
[18:42] Stink bug
    Let me out right now!
[18:44] Stink bug
    Immediately!
[18:45] Lis
    Anyway, you were reborn
    as a stink bug, Ota-san?
[18:50] Stink bug
    I may look like a stink bug,
[18:51] Stink bug
    but I will reincarnate as many times
    as I must to be of aid to Nobunaga-sama!
[18:54] Lis
    He's the biographer who chronicled
    Nobunaga-sama's life.
[18:58] Lis
    Although now he's a stink bug.
[19:01] Lis
    Ota Gyuichi.
[19:03] Lis
    He was an exemplary official
    who served Nobunaga-sama.
[19:07] Lis
    Exceptionally loyal, it's true
    that he worshiped Nobunaga-sama.
[19:12] Lis
    After the Honnouji Incident, he began
    writing Nobunaga-sama's biography.
[19:18] Lis
    And he embellished his story.
[19:22] Lis
    The master was a revolutionary.
[19:25] Lis
    Why don't I change his profile a little
    to ensure that that's passed down?
[19:32] Lis
    A demon-like superhero, fearless in the face
    of gods, people, and even fate itself.
[19:39] Lis
    I have a character in mind now!
SIGN    Shincho Koki
SIGN    Ota
    Gyuichi
[19:41] Lis
    As a result, Nobunaga-sama earned the
    title of Demon King of Sixth Heaven,
[19:44] Lis
    deriving pleasure from burning down
    temples and massacring people.
[19:49] Stink bug
    Even if it's slightly different from reality,
[19:51] Stink bug
    if the essence is conveyed,
    my job as an author is done.
[19:54] Lis
    That might have been acceptable
    if it was a novel or a movie,
[19:58] Lis
    but history is a science.
[20:00] Lis
    You mustn't twist the truth for the
    sake of emotions or other motives.
[20:05] Lis
    Am I mistaken?
[20:06] Lis
    Huh?
[20:07] Lis
    What's wrong?
[20:09] Stink bug
    The stinky gas produced by a stink bug,
[20:11] Stink bug
    in a closed environment,
    is lethal even to the bug itself.
[20:16] Stink bug
    You cocky rodent!
[20:19] Stink bug
    Remember me!
[20:20] Stink bug
    I'll be reborn again, and...
[20:24] Stink bug
    Nobunaga-sama!
[20:29] Lis
    Well, it's true that I'm a rodent,
    but inside, I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[20:35] Mitsuhide
    Hey, Lis, want some milk?
[20:40] Mitsuhide
    Milk's tasty, huh?
[20:41] Lis
    Yup.
[20:43] Lis
    I'm sure you get it by now,
    but I'm misunderstood, as well.
[20:47] Lis
    That's right.
[20:48] Lis
    I'm not a traitor, and I absolutely
    did not take Nobunaga-sama's life.
[20:57] Ichiko
    What's wrong? Do you have a cold?
[20:59] Ichiko
    Are you okay?
[21:00] Cinnamon
    Someone must be talking about me.
[21:04] Cinnamon
    I bet it's Boo or Lucky-dono again.
[21:07] Cinnamon
    I'm going to talk trash about them tomorrow.
[21:10] Lis
    I was framed.
[21:13] Lis
    Having been blamed for the
    murder of Nobunaga-sama,
[21:16] Lis
    I refrained from explaining myself in
    order to protect the honor of one man.
[21:20] Lis
    I fought in the Battle of Yamazaki,
    lost, and was killed.
[21:25] Lis
    I have no regrets.
[21:27] Lis
    The honor of the man I admire was protected.
[21:31] Lis
    But it's been 438 years since then.
[21:35] Lis
    It's time I redeemed my own reputation.
[21:39] Mitsuhide
    I'm turning out the lights, Lis.
[21:42] Mitsuhide
    Goodnight.
[21:45] Lis
    The day shall come when
    I explain everything.
[21:49] Lis
    Well, goodnight, everyone.
[23:25] Whip
    Yo! I'm rockin' Hisahide-sama.
[23:29] Whip
    Say what?
[23:30] Whip
    I can't be a rocker since I was
    born in the Warring States era?
[23:33] Whip
    Give me a break.
[23:34] Whip
    Everyone in Japan played
    rock and spoke with trills.
[23:39] Whip
    Ieyasu, Hideyoshi...
    Everyone big rolled their r's.
[23:43] Whip
    Ask your history teacher
    if you think I'm lying.
[23:47] Whip
    Rock 'n roll next episode!
SIGN    Episode 7 I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?
[23:50] Whip
    Rock is the best.

Season 1

E7 - I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?

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[01:39] TV
    All right, let's get started.
[01:45] TV
    I'mma just save the world now.
[01:49] Ai
    Nightmare Killer's so hot!
[01:49] ---
    C-Can't breathe...
[01:52] Boo
    Th-That's it!
[01:52] ---
    I'm gonna die! He's so awesome!
[01:53] Boo
    I want to save the planet, too!
[01:55] Ai
    I love how he's saving the
    world dressed all in black,
[01:58] Ai
    with that antisocial aura and a giant sword!
[02:00] Ai
    That long cape must get in the way
    when he fights, but he totally rocks it!
[02:04] TV
    Here I go!
[02:04] Ai
    I have no idea who he's
    talking to, and I love it!
[02:09] Boo
    I have no idea what my master's saying,
[02:11] Boo
    but I do agree that this
    Night-whatever is awesome.
SIGN    Dog Park
[02:15] Boo
    Man, forget uniting Japan.
    The planet's where it's at.
SIGN    Episode 7 I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?
[02:19] Cinnamon
    What are you talking about?
[02:21] Boo
    I just figured it out.
[02:24] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[02:26] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:31] Boo
    Why didn't I unite Japan in my past life?
[02:36] Marutaro
    You couldn't, that's why.
[02:38] Boo
    Shut up!
[02:39] Marutaro
    But it's true!
[02:41] Boo
    Don't say it!
[02:43] Ichiko
    They're having so much fun playing around.
[02:46] Lady
    They're so full of energy.
[02:50] Boo
    Th-The reason I didn't...
[02:53] Boo
    is probably because I was destined
    to save Earth in this life!
[02:58] Cinnamon
    Destined?
[03:00] Marutaro
    You don't need to tell jokes.
    Your face and body are the real joke.
[03:04] Boo
    No, I'm serious.
[03:06] Cinnamon
    But saving the planet? From whom?
[03:09] Boo
    W-Well, obviously...
[03:11] Boo
    F-From the bad guys.
[03:13] Marutaro
    What bad guys? Who are they?
[03:15] Boo
    Um...
[03:18] Boo
    Th-They're from an evil secret society.
[03:20] Boo
    Also, I have to save the
    planet from space monsters.
[03:25] Marutaro
    That's so cliché!
[03:27] Cinnamon
    It's like something out of a kids' show!
[03:29] Boo
    I-Is it?
[03:32] Marutaro
    Nightmare Killer?!
[03:35] Cinnamon
    A hero in black, huh?
SIGN    Oda "Nightmare Killer" Nobunaga
[03:42] Cinnamon
    You're right, that would be kind of cool.
[03:47] Marutaro
    But I would choose red
    over black, if anything.
[03:51] Marutaro
    No one would see you in black.
[03:53] Marutaro
    You'd be like a crow in the dark.
[03:56] Boo
    I'll go with deep blue, then.
[03:59] Cinnamon
    That leaves me with gold.
[04:03] Boo
    This is starting to get good!
[04:04] Boo
    I'm getting pumped!
[04:07] Boo
    Fighting the evil organization that
    plots to take over the world...
[04:11] Boo
    Protectors of justice, we are the
    Warring States Three Buddies!
SIGN    Warring States
    Three Buddies
[04:19] Marutaro
    That's so lame!
[04:21] Marutaro
    "Three Buddies" is so bad!
[04:24] Marutaro
    You've got terrible taste in names, Boo-dono!
[04:27] Cinnamon
    So bad!
[04:28] Boo
    Is it that bad?
[04:30] Boo
    I thought it was pretty good.
[04:32] Marutaro
    That must be why your mother
    was so irked by you.
[04:36] ---
    So lame!
[04:38] Boo
    You're bringing that up again?!
[04:39] Marutaro
    I am!
[04:39] Boo
    Stop laughing!
[04:41] Ichiko
    Aw, they're play-fighting again.
[04:43] Lady
    They really do get along well.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:49] Ota
    We meet again.
[04:52] Ota
    It's me, Ohta Gyuichi.
[04:54] Ota
    Who, you say?
[04:56] Ota
    Y'know...
[04:57] Ota
    I was reborn as beef,
[05:00] Ota
    and then brutally murdered in a milk
    bottle by the traitor Akechi Mitsuhide.
[05:04] Ota
    That Ohta.
[05:06] Ota
    What? Where am I, you ask?
[05:09] Ota
    I'm right here.
[05:10] Ota
    Here, see?
[05:12] Ota
    Right here, I said! Yes!
[05:14] Ota
    I was reincarnated as an ant this time.
[05:17] Ota
    Whoa, watch it!
[05:18] Ota
    Hey!
[05:19] Ota
    I'm tiny, so be careful!
[05:23] Ota
    Pardon me.
[05:25] Ota
    Anyway, I'm Ohta Gyuichi,
    reincarnated as an ant.
[05:30] Ota
    I really hope to serve
    Nobunaga-sama this time.
[05:32] Ota
    To be useful to him.
[05:34] Ota
    And with that wish, I took on the
    shame of being reborn as an ant.
[05:39] Ota
    Oh, no!
[05:43] Ota
    Huh?
[05:43] Ota
    Isn't that...
[05:44] Ota
    Nobunaga-sama!
[05:47] Ota
    Long time no see.
[05:49] Ota
    I'm Ohta Gyu—
[05:50] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, did you just lick up a bug?
[05:53] Ichiko
    That's nasty.
[05:54] Cinnamon
    I accidentally ate it.
[05:57] Ichiko
    You'll get a tummyache.
[06:00] Cinnamon
    I'll be careful.
SIGN    Ohta Gyuichi's fruitless journey continues...
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:07] Ichiko
    Okay, we're heading out.
    Watch the house for me.
[06:10] Cinnamon
    Okay.
[06:15] Cinnamon
    She's gone.
[06:17] Cinnamon
    I'm the only one in this house right now.
[06:19] Cinnamon
    That's right.
[06:21] Cinnamon
    Yes!
[06:23] Cinnamon
    I am the ruler!
[06:25] Cinnamon
    Yay!
[06:27] Cinnamon
    I'm going to do all the things
    that get me in trouble!
[06:30] Cinnamon
    I'm going to eat snacks without permission!
SIGN    Beef jerky
[06:34] Cinnamon
    Staying home alone isn't all that bad!
[06:49] Cinnamon
    I'm bored.
[06:52] Cinnamon
    There's only so much you can
    do to kill time as a dog.
[06:56] Cinnamon
    Is there anything fun to do?
[06:59] Cinnamon
    The first thing I need to
    do is get out of here.
[07:04] Cinnamon
    That must be the bathroom.
[07:06] Cinnamon
    They used to be called privies or lavatories.
[07:08] Cinnamon
    They were built outside,
    since they smelled bad.
[07:12] Cinnamon
    But the privies nowadays are inside the home.
[07:16] Cinnamon
    There's a strange chair,
    and it even smells of flowers.
[07:21] Cinnamon
    And here is the greatest mystery...
[07:24] Cinnamon
    There's no poo anywhere.
[07:26] Cinnamon
    How strange.
[07:28] Cinnamon
    I think I shall try sitting
    on this chair today.
[07:34] Cinnamon
    This is unsettling.
[07:37] Cinnamon
    How am I supposed to poo?
[07:40] Cinnamon
    What does this button do?
[07:47] Cinnamon
    W-Water!
[07:48] Cinnamon
    A-And it's warm?!
[07:50] Cinnamon
    I-It's hitting me where I'm most sensitive!
[07:57] Cinnamon
    I-Is someone behind me?!
[08:00] Cinnamon
    Is this meant to wash one's butt?
[08:05] Cinnamon
    I've never had my butt washed like this...
[08:08] Cinnamon
    Modernity is indeed incredibly hospitable.
[08:12] Cinnamon
    Even the foreigners would be shocked!
[08:15] Foreigner
    Intense!
[08:17] Cinnamon
    The problem is...
[08:18] Cinnamon
    I don't know how to stop it.
[08:20] Cinnamon
    What to do?
[08:22] Cinnamon
    I got in deep, deep trouble later.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[08:28] Boo
    It's Cinnamon-dono.
[08:31] Cinnamon
    No, those are Chinnamons.
[08:33] Boo
    Ch-Chinnamon?
[08:35] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[08:36] Cinnamon
    The girls made these by hand to look like me.
[08:40] Tomo
    What is this?
[08:41] Ichiko
    That's kind of crazy.
[08:44] Boo
    She didn't make all three of
    these with your fur, did she?
[08:48] Cinnamon
    She did indeed.
[08:50] Cinnamon
    It happened half a year ago,
[08:52] Cinnamon
    just before summer.
    I guess you could call it a miracle.
[08:57] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Wow!
[08:58] (Flashback) Ichiko
    This is amazing, Cinnamon!
[09:00] Cinnamon
    Is it?
[09:01] (Flashback) Ichiko
    This is a mystery of life!
[09:05] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Look at all this fur!
[09:07] (Flashback) Ichiko
    The yard's full of your hair.
[09:10] Cinnamon
    This "brushing" feels so, so good!
[09:16] Cinnamon
    More!
[09:17] Cinnamon
    Do more!
[09:18] Cinnamon
    Keep going!
[09:20] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Okay, that's it for today.
[09:22] Cinnamon
    Aw.
[09:23] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Look at all this fur, though.
[09:27] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It seems like a shame to throw it out.
[09:30] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I know!
[09:33] (Flashback) Ichiko
    How's this?
[09:34] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Isn't it cute?
[09:35] Cinnamon
    Girl, are you a genius?
[09:38] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It's a tiny Cinnamon, so I
    think I'll call it Chinnamon.
[09:42] Cinnamon
    My double, Chinnamon, eh?
[09:45] Cinnamon
    I like it.
[09:48] Cinnamon
    And that's how it happened.
[09:50] Boo
    And then?
[09:51] Cinnamon
    That's it.
[09:52] Boo
    What's the punch line?
[09:53] Cinnamon
    There isn't really a punch line.
[09:56] Boo
    What the hell?!
[09:58] Boo
    I hate stories that don't have a punch line!
[10:01] Boo
    You should have waited until the
    double started moving or talking
[10:05] Boo
    or something weird like that!
[10:07] Boo
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[10:08] Cinnamon
    That's nuts.
SIGN    Warring States BL
[10:10] Tomo
    What is this?!
[10:12] Tomo
    This is too much!
[10:14] Ichiko
    It's okay.
[10:16] Ai
    Their mutual passion gives rise to desire,
[10:19] Ai
    and they seek out each other's bodies.
[10:21] Ai
    It's only natural.
    One's sex isn't a barrier to love!
[10:25] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    Okay, okay...
[10:28] Ai
    So pure! So pure!
[10:31] Ai
    So pure! So pure! So pure!
[10:31] Cinnamon
    Y'know, your master...
[10:34] Cinnamon
    She's definitely evangelizing.
[10:37] Boo
    You could say that.
[10:38] Cinnamon
    She's always so intense.
[10:41] Boo
    Y-You could say that.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[10:46] Ris
    Good evening.
[10:47] Ris
    I'm Akechi Mitsuhide, reborn as a squirrel.
[10:51] Ris
    I have borne witness to my master's secret.
[10:56] Hideto
    I have so many photos of Cinnamon now.
[10:59] Hideto
    I remember every moment
    behind every photo clearly.
[11:03] Hideto
    This one's an especially good shot.
[11:06] Hideto
    It's mischievous and dynamic.
[11:07] Hideto
    And more than anything... It's adorable.
[11:25] Hideto
    It's done.
[11:30] Hideto
    Yes!
[11:32] Hideto
    Cinnamon and I could have taken a photo
    like this together if I were a dog.
[11:36] Hideto
    Damn it!
[11:37] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[11:39] Hideto
    Oh, Cinnamon!
[11:41] Hideto
    I want to be a dog, Cinnamon!
[11:41] Ris
    Master, you're pretty messed up.
[11:47] Lady 1
    I think I'd want to marry the second son.
[11:50] Lady 2
    Same.
[11:51] Lady 1
    I'll pass on the eldest son.
[11:54] Ichiko
    The second son, huh?
[11:56] Ichiko
    But, like...
[11:58] Ichiko
    I don't even have a boyfriend,
    never mind choosing an eldest or second son.
[12:03] Cinnamon
    Well, yeah, indeed.
[12:05] Ichiko
    I wonder which one Mitsuhide-san is.
[12:08] Cinnamon
    Him again?
[12:09] (Flashback) Hideto
    Drink some milk, and everything will be fine.
[12:12] Cinnamon
    I don't like that he looks
    like my traitor, Mitsuhide.
[12:17] Cinnamon
    Besides, that man...
[12:18] (Flashback) Hideto
    I love you, Cinnamon!
[12:22] Cinnamon
    He's a fool.
[12:24] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide was a traitor,
    but he wasn't such a blatant fool.
[12:28] Ichiko
    I hope Mitsuhide-san's a second son.
[12:31] Cinnamon
    Girl, you really should find someone else.
[12:32] ---
    Mitsuhide-san, which are you?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Dog Park
[12:39] Boo
    The TV show yesterday?
[12:40] Lucky
    Oh, that thing about second sons
    being really popular these days.
[12:45] Cinnamon
    That one.
[12:46] Boo
    Huh...
[12:47] Julian
    I find that hard to believe.
[12:48] Lucky
    I know.
[12:49] Lucky
    In the past, just being the
    eldest son made you so popular,
[12:53] Lucky
    girls would throw themselves at you.
[12:56] (Flashback) Lady
    Eldest son! So nice! Hold me!
[12:58] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono, you shouldn't be so
    open about your personal fantasies.
[13:02] Boo
    It's true, though, that all the
    sons who weren't the eldest
[13:06] Boo
    were avoided as
    good-for-nothings or nuisances.
[13:09] Lucky
    Well, people only really kept them around
[13:12] Lucky
    in case the eldest son
    died young or something.
[13:15] Julian
    I wasn't the eldest son,
[13:18] Julian
    so I was sent to be raised at a temple.
[13:20] Julian
    I was supposed to become a monk.
[13:22] Boo
    Was it because you were
    the more competent brother,
[13:24] Boo
    so they were like,
    "Hey, want to take over the family?"
[13:27] Julian
    Yeah, something like that.
[13:29] Julian
    It was pretty unusual
    back in the day, though.
[13:33] Lucky
    It sure was.
[13:35] Cinnamon
    So all the boys, aside from the eldest...
[13:38] Guy A
    "I'm a second son, so I
    have no home to inherit."
[13:40] Guy B
    "As the fourth son,
    I feel like I don't belong."
[13:43] Guy C
    "I'm a third son, and I'm looking for
    someone to take me as an apprentice."
[13:45] Cinnamon
    In those days, there was a surplus
    of second sons and younger.
[13:49] Cinnamon
    That's when I had the idea...
[13:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    You're all welcome to serve me.
[13:56] (Flashback) Guys
    Thank you, Nobunaga-sama!
[13:59] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    All right, our army will be called the
    Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army.
SIGN    Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army
[14:06] Julian
    Lame.
[14:08] Cinnamon
    It was just a tentative name. Nothing more.
[14:12] Lucky
    No wonder the name never made history.
[14:15] Julian
    That's a seriously useless name.
[14:16] Boo
    Oh, "Warring States Three Buddies"
    was way better in comparison, then.
SIGN    Warring States
    Three Buddies
[14:23] Cinnamon
    You're actually the type
    to hold a grudge, huh?
[14:25] Boo
    Shut up.
[14:27] Lucky
    Taste in naming aside,
[14:29] Lucky
    doing a hiring spree of second sons
    and younger is a revolutionary idea.
[14:34] Cinnamon
    That's it!
[14:36] Cinnamon
    All the young men with nowhere to go became
    very fond of me after I took them in.
[14:43] (Flashback) Guy A
    Nobunaga-cchi!
[14:44] (Flashback) Guy B
    I'll follow you anywhere!
[14:46] Cinnamon
    We were brought together by a powerful bond.
[14:50] Boo
    Huh?
[14:51] Boo
    But you were the eldest son,
    weren't you, Cinnamon-dono?
[14:54] Cinnamon
    Ack!
[14:55] Boo
    So you know what it's like for
    second sons, despite being the eldest?
[14:58] Cinnamon
    Ack!
[14:59] Cinnamon
    You're right.
[15:00] Cinnamon
    There were some who made a fuss about
    the fact that I was the eldest son.
[15:05] (Flashback) Guy A
    You don't understand us second sons
    and younger, Nobunaga-cchi!
[15:09] (Flashback) Guy A
    You're the eldest son, after all!
[15:12] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Fool! I understand you.
[15:14] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    My vassals all call me a fool!
[15:18] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    My younger brother, Nobukatsu-kun,
[15:19] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    is way more admirable and
    more like an oldest son.
[15:22] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    So I, I...
[15:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    So I'm actually the second son!
[15:27] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I totally understand you all!
[15:29] (Flashback) Guy A
    Nobunaga-cchi!
    I'll still follow you anywhere!
[15:33] Cinnamon
    That's how I talked them up.
[15:36] Boo
    That was all it took?
[15:38] Cinnamon
    It worked, for the most part.
[15:40] Julian
    You're good at talking.
[15:42] Cinnamon
    Also, in an effort to boost the confidence
    of the Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army...
[15:47] Cinnamon
    I gave them super long spears to use.
[15:51] Lucky
    You're talking about the
    Oda Six-Meter-Spear Phalanx.
[15:54] ---
    Six-Meter Spears
[15:56] N
    The spearmen of other
    warlords in the day
[15:59] N
    mostly carried spears
    that were 5.4 meters long.
[16:04] N
    But Nobunaga equipped his spearmen
    with super long 6.3 meter spears.
[16:11] Cinnamon
    Between 5.4-meter spears
    and 6.3-meter spears...
[16:17] Cinnamon
    Obviously, the longer one wins.
[16:19] Boo
    That's so blunt.
[16:20] Cinnamon
    That's true of everything.
[16:22] Cinnamon
    For example, between long chopsticks
    and short chopsticks...
[16:27] Cinnamon
    The longer chopsticks win.
[16:29] Cinnamon
    And when it comes to legs...
[16:35] Cinnamon
    Indeed, the longer ones win.
[16:37] (Flashback) Guys
    Long is best!
[16:39] (Flashback) Guys
    Long is strong!
[16:41] (Flashback) Guys
    Long is justice!
[16:43] (Flashback) Guys
    Make everything long,
    and we'll conquer Japan!
[16:48] Lucky
    I can't believe my Takeda Clan was
    defeated by this simpleton dolt.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[16:56] Cinnamon
    Long is best!
[16:58] Cinnamon
    Long is strong!
[17:00] Hideto
    Cinnamon's so full of energy. He's so cute.
[17:03] Ichiko
    Hey, Mitsuhide-san...
[17:05] Hideto
    What is it?
[17:07] Ichiko
    Do you have any siblings, Mitsuhide-san?
[17:10] Hideto
    Yeah, I do.
[17:11] Hideto
    I'm a second son.
[17:13] Ichiko
    You are?!
[17:15] Hideto
    Yeah.
[17:16] Hideto
    Why do you ask, though?
[17:19] Ichiko
    J-Just wondering.
[17:21] Ichiko
    I'm glad, though.
[17:24] Ichiko
    He's a second son, huh?
[17:26] Cinnamon
    Long! Long!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:32] Vet
    Don't worry, this will be quick.
[17:45] Cinnamon
    What was that?
[17:47] Cinnamon
    I thought I heard Lucky-dono shriek.
[17:50] Boo
    Yeah?
[17:53] Cinnamon
    Today's a weird day.
[17:56] Cinnamon
    The girls are wearing gloves,
[17:58] Cinnamon
    and our walk's taking longer than usual.
SIGN    Are you going to pee?
SIGN    I'm empty...
[18:02] Boo
    You just noticed, huh?
[18:04] Boo
    Today is needle day.
[18:06] Cinnamon
    Huh?
SIGN    Rabies
    Vaccination
    Site
[18:07] Boo
    See? We're already there.
[18:15] Cinnamon
    I-I'm going home!
[18:17] Boo
    Me, too!
[18:20] Ichiko
    Here we go again!
[18:22] Cinnamon
    I can't!
[18:23] Boo
    No needles!
[18:24] Cinnamon
    I don't like pain!
[18:26] Lucky
    Cinnamon-dono...
[18:28] Lucky
    Boo-dono...
[18:29] Cinnamon
    L-Lucky-chan!
[18:34] Lucky
    I stayed strong through the needle.
[18:37] Lucky
    I think I faced more fear today than
    I did during my battles in my past life.
[18:43] Lucky
    Unmovable, like the mountain...
[18:47] Cinnamon
    Lucky-chan is defeated!
[18:49] Boo
    Hang in there! The wound isn't deep!
[18:51] Ichiko
    Calm down, Cinnamon!
[18:53] Ai
    Boo-chan, no!
[18:58] Tomo
    This is exhausting for both dogs and humans.
[19:01] Ichiko
    It's always such a pain.
SIGN    Gyaa!
[19:03] Ichiko
    You can get vaccinations
    done at the vet, too,
SIGN    S
    o
    r
    r
    y
    .
    .
    .
    !
[19:06] Ichiko
    but Cinnamon's got too much energy.
[19:08] Ichiko
    It bothers the sick pets when he freaks out.
[19:13] Ichiko
    So I want to get the shot done
    at this mobile vaccination station.
[19:17] Tomo
    I see.
[19:17] Ichiko
    I thought he might be okay if
    he was with his buddy Boo-chan.
[19:22] Ai
    But they're both so wimpy,
    they ended up amplifying their fear.
[19:26] Ichiko
    Yeah.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:31] Marutaro
    It's Cinnamon-san and Boo-chan-san.
[19:33] Marutaro
    Are you both about to get your needle?
[19:36] Boo
    Why do you look so happy?
[19:39] Marutaro
    Listen to this!
[19:41] Marutaro
    I just ran into Julian-san over there.
[19:44] Marutaro
    He was so scared of the
    needle, he couldn't get up.
[19:49] Boo
    We're in for it, too...
[19:51] Cinnamon
    But it's still funny.
[19:53] Marutaro
    They called him the Dragon of Echigo
    or whatever in his past life...
[19:57] Marutaro
    But forget a dragon, he's barely a turtle!
[20:01] Cinnamon
    That's savage, Marutaro-chan.
[20:04] Boo
    Aren't you afraid of the needle?
[20:06] Marutaro
    Not at all, actually.
SIGN    Rabies
    Vaccination
    Site
[20:09] Marutaro
    See, I went to the site, and...
[20:12] Marutaro
    Hello! I'm Marutaro!
[20:14] Marutaro
    Hey! What's up today?
[20:17] Marutaro
    What are we doing today?
[20:21] (Flashback) Vet
    There, all done.
[20:23] Marutaro
    It was all done while I
    was saying hi to people.
[20:28] Cinnamon
    What a happy-go-lucky dog.
[20:30] Boo
    Well, we should probably brace ourselves.
[20:33] Boo
    We can't let Marutaro mock us.
[20:36] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[20:39] Boo
    Was there ever anything
    this bad in your past life?
[20:42] Cinnamon
    There was not.
[20:44] Marutaro
    Have fun!
[20:45] Marutaro
    Be safe!
[20:48] Tomo
    Looks like they've surrendered.
[20:51] Ichiko
    They tired themselves out.
[20:52] Ichiko
    You're up first, Boo-chan.
[20:58] Boo
    Cinnamon-dono...
[21:00] Boo
    Here I go.
[21:02] Cinnamon
    Boo-chan looks prepared to die.
[21:06] Cinnamon
    He's a man among men!
[21:09] Cinnamon
    I suppose I'll go, too.
SIGN    Owner: Oda Ichiko
SIGN    Pet's Name: Cinnamon-chan
[21:11] Vet
    You freaked out last year, didn't you?
[21:15] Cinnamon
    Forget about last year.
[21:17] Vet
    Can I get the owner to hold him still?
[21:20] Vet
    Okay, on his butt.
[21:25] Cinnamon
    Ow!
[21:27] Cinnamon
    What the hell was that for?!
[21:28] Vet
    It hurts more on your butt than on your neck.
[21:31] Vet
    Although, I don't have a choice but
    to inject your butt if you freak out.
[21:34] Ichiko
    I'm glad it's over, though.
[21:36] Ichiko
    Good for you, Cinnamon.
[21:38] Boo
    I had it done on my neck, so it didn't hurt.
[21:41] Boo
    But you didn't freak out this year,
[21:44] Boo
    so maybe you'll get it
    on your neck next year.
[21:47] Cinnamon
    Hell, no!
[21:48] Cinnamon
    I'm not taking it on my butt or my neck!
[21:50] Cinnamon
    I'm escaping next year!
[23:25] Boo
    I'm still not convinced.
[23:26] Boo
    Is "Warring States Three Buddies" that bad?
[23:29] Marutaro
    You're still going on about that?
[23:31] Cinnamon
    You need to know when to quit, Boo-dono.
[23:34] Boo
    How about "Warring States
    Three Handsome Guys,"
[23:36] Boo
    or "Trio the Warring States"?
[23:38] Marutaro
    No good.
[23:39] Boo
    "Warring States Birds of a Feather"?
[23:41] Cinnamon
    We're dogs.
[23:42] Boo
    "Warring States Three Young Dog Generals"?
[23:44] Marutaro
    Is it just me or are you
    falling further out of touch?
[23:48] Marutaro
    Watch again next time!
SIGN    Episode 8 Gourmet Battle?! I'm Not Compromising on This Flavor!!!

Season 1

E8 - Gourmet Battle?! I'm Not Compromising on This Flavor!!!

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SIGN    Azuchi Castle
[01:42] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Who do you think I am?!
[01:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Are you trying to cheap
    out on salt and sugar?
[01:55] (Flashback) Cook
    O-Of course not!
[01:57] (Flashback) Cook
    This is the best of Kyoto seasoning!
[02:01] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    It's watery!
[02:02] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    It's bland!
[02:04] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Listen up!
[02:05] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Food needs to be either sweet or savory!
[02:08] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    If you value your life, you'll use salt!
[02:10] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Throw sugar at it!
[02:11] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Understood?
[02:12] (Flashback) ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[02:14] Ichiko
    Cinnamon.
SIGN    Episode 8 Gourmet Battle?! I'm Not Compromising on This Flavor!!!
[02:16] Ichiko
    Lunch time.
[02:22] Ichiko
    Here you go.
[02:24] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[02:27] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:32] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I loved foods
    that were both sweet and salty.
[02:37] Cinnamon
    Nowadays, all I ever eat is
    lightly-flavored dog food.
[02:41] Cinnamon
    But this isn't too bad, either.
SIGN    Dog Park
[02:47] Cinnamon
    Kyoto-style or whatever it was,
    it just didn't suit my palate.
[02:51] Cinnamon
    It was quite frustrating.
[02:53] Charlie
    It's just one of those things that
    really depends on the person.
[02:56] Charlie
    It must have been so terrible for you.
[03:00] Cinnamon
    Is there something you want to say?
[03:02] Boo
    No, unlike you, Cinnamon-dono...
[03:04] Lucky
    We were...
[03:07] Lucky
    ...foodies in our past life!
[03:10] Boo
    I'd pick up a knife myself
    and make food for guests.
[03:15] Boo
    The Date clan had over
    60 dishes for New Year's.
[03:20] Boo
    Harakomeshi is awesome.
[03:21] Boo
    And don't forget about zunda mochi.
[03:24] Boo
    Oh, and frozen tofu was my idea, too.
[03:27] Boo
    I'm such a gourmet prince.
[03:30] Lucky
    Oh, yeah?
[03:32] Lucky
    First, I came up with Koshu's
    famous specialty dish, houtou.
[03:35] Lucky
    Shingen shiokara, made by
    putting diced dried squid,
[03:38] Lucky
    rice malt, and soy sauce
    in a pot, is exquisite.
[03:42] Lucky
    Oh, and I also came up with frozen tofu.
[03:46] Lucky
    I'm the gourmet emperor.
[03:48] Cinnamon
    Is it just me, or did you
    both claim frozen tofu?
[03:51] Charlie
    It's a little odd that there are
    two inventors of frozen tofu.
[03:55] Boo
    What?!
[03:58] Masamune
    Don't go stealing my signature dish!
[04:01] Shingen
    I'm not letting this slide!
[04:03] Lucky
    I was first!
[04:04] Boo
    I was first!
[04:05] Lucky
    My ass!
[04:05] Boo
    No, you!
[04:10] Ichiko
    Boo-chan and Lucky-chan get along so well.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Horiuchi Kenyuu
[04:21] Cinnamon
    Speaking of long fall nights...
[04:29] Cinnamon
    This night, the girl and I are watching
    a so-called "horror movie" on TV.
[04:41] Cinnamon
    I-It's a little scary.
[04:47] Ichiko
    Scary! Scary! Scary!
[04:49] Cinnamon
    I have no idea what's going
    on, but it's scary as hell!
[04:52] Cinnamon
    Why do we need to make ourselves scared?
[04:57] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, let's go for a
    walk to clear our minds.
[05:00] Cinnamon
    Now?
[05:01] Cinnamon
    Even though it's nighttime?
[05:06] Ichiko
    They said it's going to rain starting tomorrow.
[05:09] Ichiko
    We need to get our exercise in tonight.
[05:11] Cinnamon
    I can't argue against that.
[05:14] Cinnamon
    I don't want my farts to get
    smelly from lack of exercise.
[05:28] Ichiko
    I'm a little scared after
    watching that horror movie.
[05:33] Cinnamon
    Jeez.
[05:34] Cinnamon
    This is all because you wanted
    to watch a horror movie.
[05:37] Ichiko
    Y-You'll keep me safe, right?
[05:40] Cinnamon
    Y-Yeah.
[05:42] Cinnamon
    I'm not scared at all.
[05:55] Cinnamon
    A-A turtle?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Nanami Hiroki
[06:00] ---
    I love you ♥
    ♥Cinnamon♥
[06:00] ---
    Hideto
[06:14] Ichiko
    Did you just hear footsteps?
[06:17] Cinnamon
    I did, indeed.
[06:23] Ichiko
    S-Someone's there.
[06:25] Ichiko
    Let's hurry, Cinnamon.
[06:26] Cinnamon
    Yeah!
[06:33] Ichiko
    Oh, no.
[06:34] Ichiko
    They're coming after us.
[06:35] Hideto
    Wait for me!
[06:39] Hideto
    Hey, good evening.
[06:41] Hideto
    It's me.
[06:42] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san.
[06:44] Hideto
    I ran out of milk, so I was going shopping.
[06:47] Hideto
    But I saw you and Cinnamon, so...
[06:50] Ichiko
    What a coincidence.
[06:52] Hideto
    Hey, Cinnamon, are you all right?
[06:55] Cinnamon
    I-I'm too scared to move.
[06:58] Hideto
    It's dangerous at night.
[07:00] Hideto
    Want to go together?
[07:01] Ichiko
    Okay.
[07:03] Cinnamon
    I think it might be even
    more dangerous with you.
[07:08] Hideto
    Yeah?
[07:09] Hideto
    Ghosts, huh?
[07:11] Ichiko
    You're not afraid of ghosts, Mitsuhide-san?
[07:18] Hideto
    Ghosts don't have an actual form.
[07:20] Hideto
    Living humans are far more terrifying.
[07:22] Cinnamon
    Th-That's so pretentious.
[07:25] Ichiko
    But they say people who leave this
    world with regrets become ghosts.
[07:30] Hideto
    There'd be ghosts everywhere, then.
[07:34] Hideto
    There've been tons of stories since long ago of
    fallen soldiers and samurai returning as ghosts.
[07:39] Hideto
    Oh, yeah, I've heard Takeda Shingen
    and Date Masamune show up.
[07:47] Cinnamon
    They're dogs!
[07:48] Cinnamon
    Dogs! Dogs!
[07:50] Cinnamon
    They're dogs now!
[07:52] Hideto
    I bet Warring States warlords
    have tons of regrets.
[07:55] Cinnamon
    We don't have time to be doing ghost stuff.
[07:58] Ichiko
    Then maybe Oda Nobunaga will show up, too...
[08:05] Hideto
    It could happen!
[08:06] Hideto
    He was defeated by Akechi Mitsuhide
    on his way to taking Japan.
[08:10] Ichiko
    So scary!
[08:11] Ichiko
    What if he's actually really close by?
[08:14] Hideto
    Don't worry.
[08:15] Hideto
    I'm by your side.
[08:18] Cinnamon
    Nobunaga is right here.
[08:24] Cinnamon
    You're a wimp, too!
[08:29] Cinnamon
    You need to cut it out, sir.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inukawa Toshio
SIGN    Inu
    Furukawa Toshio
[08:38] Boo
    Yo, Cinnamon-dono.
[08:41] Ichiko
    Ai-chan.
[08:41] Cinnamon
    If it isn't Boo-dono.
[08:44] Ichiko
    I don't see you going on walks often.
[08:47] Ai
    My mom's busy today, so I took over.
[08:52] Boo
    I wouldn't lie.
[08:54] Boo
    I swear, I was the one who
    came up with frozen tofu.
[08:57] Boo
    I came up with it before Lucky-dono did.
[09:01] Cinnamon
    You're still fixated on that?
[09:04] Cinnamon
    Who cares who was first?
[09:06] Boo
    That's not how it works.
[09:08] Boo
    Other things aside, I'm not backing
    down when it comes to gourmet foods.
[09:12] Cinnamon
    Charlie-dono was saying...
[09:16] Charlie
    Frozen tofu is also known as
    shimi tofu and Koya tofu.
[09:21] Charlie
    I looked it up,
[09:23] Charlie
    and it turns out that anyone can make
    it if you leave tofu out on a cold day.
[09:27] Charlie
    It could have come out of
    anywhere in the cold regions.
[09:32] Cinnamon
    So it's nonsense to compete over
    who came up with it first.
[09:37] Boo
    You say he looked it up, but...
[09:39] Boo
    Where would he have
    looked it up? He's a dog.
[09:43] Cinnamon
    A gourmet travel show on TV, he said.
[09:46] TV
    A treasure box of flavor!
[09:49] Boo
    No way, I'm not convinced.
[09:53] Boo
    Lucky-dono's apparently
    been going around like...
[09:56] Boo
    "Mine's the original! Boo's is a knock-off!"
[10:02] Cinnamon
    I-Is that true?
[10:04] Boo
    Oh, pardon me. I got excited,
    and now I want to pee.
[10:09] Cinnamon
    Pee? Dude...
[10:16] Lucky
    Hey!
[10:18] Lucky
    That power pole is mine!
[10:21] Lucky
    You're barred from peeing
    there from now on!
[10:25] Boo
    This power pole is mine!
[10:27] Boo
    I declared it my own private
    pole before you did!
[10:30] Lucky
    Where's the evidence that you did that?
[10:33] Boo
    You don't have evidence, either.
[10:36] Lucky
    What?!
[10:37] Boo
    I was first!
[10:38] Lucky
    I was first!
[10:39] Boo**
    Baloney!
[10:39] Lucky
    Why are you peeing on my power pole?!
[10:40] Boo
    Liars become thieves, you know!
[10:42] Lucky
    It's my pole!
[10:43] Lady
    Boo-chan and Lucky sure are good friends.
[10:47] Ichiko
    They're always so full of energy.
[10:57] Cinnamon
    Send salt to the enemy?
[11:01] N
    The phrase describes showing compassion
    to your enemy and aiding them.
SIGN    Salt
[11:06] N
    It comes from when Uesugi Kenshin sent
    salt to his enemy, Takeda Shingen.
SIGN    Send salt to the enemy
[11:12] Cinnamon
    It's a great story.
[11:14] Charlie
    It's one of those nice moments
    of the Warring States era.
[11:17] Lucky
    About that...
[11:20] Lucky
    I never actually received any salt.
[11:27] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono!
[11:28] Cinnamon
    Are you sure you should be saying
    something that changes history like that?
[11:32] Lucky
    But Cinnamon-dono, you said you
    never burned down Mount Hiei, too.
[11:38] Cinnamon
    I swear, I never did that.
[11:40] Lucky
    And I'm telling the truth, too.
[11:43] Marutarou
    Tell us what really happened.
[11:46] Lucky
    What happened was...
SIGN    Shinano
SIGN    Takeda
SIGN    Kai
SIGN    Imagawa
SIGN    Tohtoumi
SIGN    Sagami
SIGN    Houjou
[11:48] Lucky
    When I bailed on my alliance
    with Imagawa of Suruga
[11:53] Lucky
    and tried to set out to the East Sea...
[11:56] Cinnamon
    Jeez...
[11:57] Lucky
    Imagawa got upset and partnered
    with Houjou of Sagami.
SIGN    Imagawa Ujizane
SIGN    Houjou Ujiyasu
[12:03] (Flashback) Imagawa
    Let's take Takeda down a
    notch for being such an ass.
[12:06] (Flashback) Houjou
    Okay.
[12:07] Marutarou
    Imagawa-san? That dawg?
[12:11] Lucky
    That's right.
[12:12] Lucky
    He's a goofy player of a dog now,
SIGN    Dawg
[12:14] Lucky
    but he was a member of the powerful,
    intellectual Imagawa Yoshimoto's family.
SIGN    Best Archer
    of the Seas
[12:20] Lucky
    Imagawa Ujizane was Gilbert-dono's
    son in his past life.
[12:25] Lucky
    The two of them were such, such snakes.
[12:29] Cinnamon
    Are you in any position to say that?
[12:31] Lucky
    That coward cut off my salt!
[12:35] Marutarou
    Right, Takeda's territory
    was in Kai and Shinano.
[12:40] Charlie
    You can't get salt unless
    you're connected to the seas.
[12:44] Lucky
    I mean, who does that, right?
[12:48] Marutarou
    But you were the one who backed
    out of the alliance, right?
[12:53] Lucky
    Betrayal is part of life
    in the Warring States era.
[12:56] Lucky
    If our circumstances were reversed,
    Imagawa would have invaded Kai.
[13:01] Cinnamon
    The Warring States was a hard-boiled era.
[13:05] Lucky
    I know.
[13:06] Charlie
    So, what happened then?
[13:09] Julian
    I happened.
[13:11] Marutarou
    Julian-san.
[13:14] Julian
    I just got here.
[13:17] Julian
    Actually...
[13:19] Julian
    Regarding the salt stoppage...
[13:22] Julian
    Though Takeda was my enemy, I couldn't
    stand idly by as the people suffered.
[13:29] Julian
    So what I did was...
[13:32] Cinnamon
    What you did was...
[13:36] Julian
    I did nothing.
[13:40] Lucky
    That's the thing!
[13:42] Lucky
    Never mind sending salt,
    this man did nothing!
[13:47] Lucky
    Uesugi and I were already trading salt!
[13:52] Julian
    That's right.
[13:53] Julian
    So, when Imagawa and Houjou
    invited me to cut their salt...
SIGN    Let's cut their salt supply
[14:07] Julian
    I ignored the invitation and
    continued trading salt.
[14:12] Marutarou
    Of course.
[14:14] Marutarou
    You would have taken a huge hit
    if you stopped trading, too.
[14:17] Lucky
    That's the kind of man Uesugi Kenshin was!
[14:20] Lucky
    He was an opportunist!
[14:21] Julian
    Why are you mad?!
[14:23] Julian
    I didn't participate in stopping your salt!
[14:26] Lucky
    Shut up!
[14:27] Lucky
    I hate that history has
    glorified you so much!
[14:29] Lucky
    You closet pervert virgin!
[14:31] Cinnamon
    C-Closet pervert virgin?
[14:33] Julian
    I-I'm neither closeted, perverted, nor a virgin.
[14:37] Julian
    I just lost my...
[14:40] Julian
    I-I mean, if I'm being honest...
[14:44] Julian
    I did think it'd be cool if Imagawa,
    Houjou, and Takeda all went down.
[14:50] Julian
    Then I wouldn't have had to fight
    in the battle of Kawanakajima.
[14:54] Julian
    It would have been so much easier.
[14:56] Lucky
    Wasn't the Battle of Kawanakajima
    your, uh, "lifework"?
[15:02] Julian
    It was a pain in the ass.
[15:04] Lucky
    B-But...
[15:06] Lucky
    I was honored to fight such a formidable,
[15:10] Lucky
    worthy opponent in the
    Battle of Kawanakajima.
[15:15] Julian
    Of course not.
[15:16] Julian
    Why would I think that?
[15:18] Julian
    War is exhausting.
[15:21] Marutarou
    Julian-san's making him salty!
[15:25] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono's half melted down.
[15:29] Marutarou
    He's like a slug.
[15:31] Julian
    It's the truth, though.
    There's nothing I can do about it.
[15:34] Charlie
    He didn't send salt to the enemy.
    He just rubbed it in his wounds.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inuta Tesshou
SIGN    Genda Tesshou
[15:49] Ichiko
    There we go.
[15:54] Ichiko
    Okay, Cinnamon, wait here.
[15:56] Ichiko
    I'm going to the snack shop.
[15:58] Ichiko
    I'll be right back.
[15:59] Cinnamon
    Okay.
[16:03] Lucky's mom
    Look, it's Boo-chan.
[16:05] Boo's mom
    Well, hello.
[16:07] Lucky's mom
    Good evening.
[16:22] Suit
    Man, this sucks.
[16:24] Cinnamon
    Wh-What's going on?
[16:25] Suit
    My boss yelled at me,
    and I ran away from work.
[16:30] Suit
    Senpai was furious, too.
[16:32] Cinnamon
    Wait, who even are you?
[16:34] Suit
    What do I do? I can't go back.
[16:38] Cinnamon
    I-Is he talking to me?
[16:42] Cinnamon
    I guess he might be talking to himself.
[16:45] Suit
    Yo, are you listening to me, dog?
[16:48] Cinnamon
    Wait, he is talking to me!
[16:52] Suit
    Damn it...
[16:53] Suit
    What's wrong with using my
    phone in the washroom for a bit?
[17:02] Suit
    Putting the clock on bathroom
    breaks is so unfair.
[17:06] Suit
    Don't you have any trust in your workers?
[17:09] Suit
    Seriously, I just got hired, too.
[17:13] Suit
    They tell me I act like a student,
    but what can you expect?
[17:17] Suit
    I literally was a student until
    just a little while ago.
[17:21] Suit
    It's not my fault!
[17:23] Cinnamon
    Why is he shrugging off
    his own shortcomings?
[17:26] Cinnamon
    He seems incredibly stupid.
[17:28] Cinnamon
    I'm not going to pay him any attention.
[17:33] Suit
    Hey, dog...
[17:34] Suit
    I told you to listen to me.
[17:37] Cinnamon
    How dare you?!
[17:39] Suit
    What?
[17:40] Suit
    C-Calm down!
[17:41] Cinnamon
    You're stupid beyond help!
[17:44] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I would have
    taken your head immediately!
[17:53] Suit
    Uh, yes...
[17:55] Suit
    I'm sorry!
[17:58] Suit
    Yes!
[17:59] Suit
    Yes!
[18:01] Suit
    I'm sorry! Okay! Goodbye!
SIGN    Senpai
[18:07] Suit
    He said he's not mad, so come back.
[18:09] Cinnamon
    What are you, a kid?!
[18:11] Suit
    Still, though...
[18:12] Suit
    My boss and senpai ask way too much of me.
[18:16] Suit
    And they left me to convey
    the message to our partner.
[18:19] Suit
    It's way too much.
[18:20] Cinnamon
    What the heck?
[18:22] Cinnamon
    Is this kid still not done talking?
[18:24] Suit
    Working sure is hard.
[18:28] Suit
    Look at them playing.
[18:30] Suit
    It looks so fun.
[18:32] Cinnamon
    They're fighting, actually.
[18:34] Suit
    You dogs have nothing to worry about.
[18:37] Suit
    I wish I could be reborn as a dog.
[18:40] Cinnamon
    You don't want to say that!
[18:42] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Perhaps I'll become a
    lowly dog in my next life.
[18:46] Cinnamon
    You're raising the chances you'll
    become a dog in your next life.
[18:49] Suit
    Later.
[18:52] Suit
    Well, that guy's not my problem.
[18:56] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, I'm back.
[18:58] Ichiko
    I bought tons of snacks.
[19:00] Cinnamon
    Yay! Snacks!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:15] Cinnamon
    This looks nasty.
[19:17] Cinnamon
    What is it now?
[19:19] Cinnamon
    What's wrong?
[19:20] Charlie
    Cinnamon-dono.
[19:21] Charlie
    They're arguing again.
[19:24] Boo
    I'm not backing down!
[19:25] Lucky
    Neither am I!
[19:33] Boo
    Date-maki!
[19:36] Lucky
    Shingen mochi!
[19:39] Lucky
    Which one's better?
[19:41] Boo
    Mine!
[19:42] Lucky
    Ours is better!
[19:46] A
    They never get tired, do they?
[19:49] B
    No kidding.
SIGN    Dog Park
[19:55] Charlie
    So, you two...
[19:57] Charlie
    Have you both tried the other's?
[20:00] Boo
    I haven't.
[20:02] Cinnamon
    It's not good to make claims
    based on your imagination.
[20:05] Charlie
    Cinnamon-dono is absolutely right.
[20:07] Boo
    Imagination?
[20:09] Boo
    But Date-maki is on TV all the time.
[20:12] Lucky
    So is Shingen mochi!
[20:14] Boo
    A lot of girls say Date-maki is
    their favorite New Year's dish.
[20:19] Cinnamon
    Come to think of it, my master
    said something like that, too.
[20:23] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It's so good!
[20:25] Lucky
    Shingen mochi is a popular
    gift between our masters!
[20:29] Cinnamon
    My master's been scarfing them down, too.
[20:33] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Yum.
[20:34] Boo
    Speaking of Date-maki...
[20:36] Boo
    They're yellow, fluffy rolls.
[20:40] Boo
    They have plenty of egg in them.
[20:43] Boo
    Probably.
[20:45] Cinnamon
    Probably?
[20:46] Boo
    And it's even got my name on it!
[20:49] Boo
    It's awesome!
[20:50] Lucky
    Shingen mochi are soft rice cakes
    with tasty roasted soybean flour.
[20:56] Lucky
    With plenty of black sugar syrup,
    they have an exquisite sweetness.
[21:00] Lucky
    Probably.
[21:01] Cinnamon
    "Probably" again?
[21:03] Lucky
    And it even has my name on it.
[21:05] Lucky
    It's excellent!
[21:07] Charlie
    So you're just fussing about the fact
    that they have your names on them.
[21:13] Lucky
    Nah, that's not quite it.
[21:16] Lucky
    His is a Date-maki,
    but it isn't a Masamune-maki.
[21:21] Lucky
    So even if it was made by your descendants,
    it would still be a Date-maki.
[21:26] Lucky
    Meanwhile, Shingen mochi
    is definitely named after me.
[21:33] Boo
    The leftover soybean flour when you
    eat Shingen mochi makes you choke!
[21:38] Lucky
    Shush!
[21:39] Lucky
    No one ever eats Date-maki
    except on New Year's!
[21:42] ---
    What?! You can eat it at other
    times! Don't you watch TV?!
[21:43] ---
    What? You jealous of the Shingen
    mochi that has my name on it?
[21:48] Ichiko
    Boo-chan and Lucky-chan really
    do get along so well.
[23:24] Lucky
    Yes!
[23:26] Lucky
    It's been determined that I came up with
    frozen tofu before you did, Boo-dono!
[23:30] Boo
    I-Impossible!
[23:31] Lucky
    You were only six when I died.
[23:33] Lucky
    You can't tell me you invented
    it when you were six!
[23:38] Boo
    I don't care about such things!
[23:40] Boo
    You're such a small man.
[23:41] Lucky
    I don't care.
[23:43] Lucky
    I don't care if I'm small,
    if I get to win against you.
[23:46] Boo
    You piss me off.
[23:48] Lucky
    I don't care!
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[23:49] Boo
    You seriously piss me off!
[23:50] ---
    Everyone better watch next week, though.

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E9 - Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪ General Frost of the Warring States

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SIGN    Episode 9: Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪
    General Frost of the Warring States
[01:39] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:39] ---
    Cinnamon
[01:42] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[01:47] Cinnamon
    They say dogs are resilient to cold.
[01:54] Cinnamon
    I thought so myself, too.
[01:57] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Dogs are full of life, even in the cold.
[02:01] Cinnamon
    True, we're covered in fur, so we
    might be better off than humans.
[02:06] Cinnamon
    But there's something I realized for
    the first time, having become a dog.
[02:11] Cinnamon
    It's that...
[02:13] Cinnamon
    I-It's cold!
[02:15] Cinnamon
    Let me in!
[02:17] Ichiko
    That was quick, Cinnamon.
[02:19] Ichiko
    You've only been out for five minutes.
[02:21] Cinnamon
    I-I'm naked!
[02:24] Cinnamon
    Those five minutes could cost me my life!
[02:31] Cinnamon
    It's so warm.
[02:33] Cinnamon
    Heaters for the win.
[02:36] Cinnamon
    Modern humans have made
    three grand inventions:
[02:39] Cinnamon
    the air conditioner,
    the heater, and the kotatsu.
[02:43] Cinnamon
    If these had existed back in my day...
[02:56] Niwa
    It's so warm.
SIGN    Niwa
    Nagahide
[02:58] N
    This old dude is the Oda family's
    chief retainer, Niwa Nagahide-san.
[03:03] Shibata
    My lord...
SIGN    Shibata
    Katsuie
[03:04] N
    This here is Shibata Katsuie,
    top general of the Oda family.
[03:08] Shibata
    What shall we do about the coming battle?
[03:11] Nobunaga
    Eh, I dunno.
[03:14] Nobunaga
    Call it off?
[03:16] Shibata
    That's surely not a good idea.
[03:18] Shibata
    So what shall we do?
[03:21] Nobunaga
    Let's just play it by ear.
[03:23] Niwa
    I don't want to go outside.
[03:26] Nobunaga
    Man...
[03:29] Cinnamon
    You could totally see it happening.
[03:33] Cinnamon
    These three grand inventions are also
    instruments of a person's destruction.
[03:41] Cinnamon
    Battles in the Warring States winters
    were rough in all kinds of ways.
[03:45] (Flashback) Person
    Nobunaga-sama!
[03:47] (Flashback) Person
    It's cold!
[03:48] (Flashback) Person
    Cold as hell!
[03:49] (Flashback) Person 2
    We're going to freeze to death
    before we fight the enemy!
[03:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Just a second.
[03:55] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    What you need...
SIGN    Sake
[03:57] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    is this!
[03:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Drink some sake!
[04:03] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Drink up!
[04:04] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Drink to your heart's content!
[04:06] (Flashback) Person 3
    This warms me up!
[04:07] (Flashback) Person 4
    It's so rejuvenating.
[04:09] Cinnamon
    All we could do was warm up with some sake.
[04:13] Cinnamon
    Sometimes, you couldn't even tell if
    we were at war or at a drinking party.
[04:19] (Flashback) Person 1
    My lord! Nobunaga-sama!
[04:22] (Flashback) Person 1
    I'm starting to feel a lot better.
[04:27] (Flashback) Person 2
    Bring on the arrows and rifles!
[04:31] Nobunaga
    All right!
[04:32] Nobunaga
    Now, let us charge to battle!
[04:39] Cinnamon
    At times, the sake would
    take us straight to victory.
[04:43] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Oh, crap.
[04:45] Cinnamon
    At times, we'd freeze to death on the spot.
[04:49] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Everyone's dead! Retreat!
[04:52] Cinnamon
    Drinking too much is
    definitely not a good idea.
[04:56] Cinnamon
    Although I'm quite a lightweight,
    so it's not a big problem.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[05:06] Cinnamon
    It sure is nice not having to worry about
    freezing to death like that in this age.
[05:14] Cinnamon
    This kotatsu thing is quite nice.
[05:18] Cinnamon
    And mandarins are awesome, too, indeed.
[05:21] Ichiko
    Eating mandarins in the kotatsu is the best.
[05:25] Ichiko
    Want some, Cinnamon?
[05:26] Cinnamon
    I do.
[05:28] Ichiko
    You're a doggy, so I have to peel
    the inner skin off carefully.
[05:33] Ichiko
    Here.
[05:34] Ichiko
    Mandarins have lots of vitamin C.
[05:38] Cinnamon
    Vitamin C?
[05:40] Cinnamon
    I don't know what that is, but it tastes good.
[05:44] Ichiko
    Oh, Cinnamon, it's time to go for a walk.
[05:47] Cinnamon
    W-Walk?
[05:55] Ichiko
    It's getting windy.
[05:58] Ichiko
    Why don't we go tomorrow?
[06:02] Cinnamon
    "The dog, too, curls up
    in the kotatsu," indeed.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:12] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, stay out of the way, please.
[06:16] Cinnamon
    But it's so fun!
[06:18] Ichiko
    Thanks for helping me clean the yard.
[06:22] Tomo
    Don't forget, you owe us baked sweet potatoes.
[06:24] Ai
    Seira-san's bringing us sweet potatoes, right?
[06:31] Ichiko
    Yeah.
[06:32] Ichiko
    His family in the countryside sent him lots.
[06:35] Tomo
    I've heard potatoes baked
    over a bonfire are great.
[06:38] Cinnamon
    Potatoes! I shall have some!
[06:40] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[06:42] Cinnamon
    What?!
[06:45] Hideto
    It's been so long! I missed you!
[06:49] Cinnamon
    We just met the day before yesterday!
[06:49] Hideto
    I'm so happy! Super happy!
[06:50] Cinnamon
    It's only been two days!
[06:52] Seira
    You three are always together, huh?
[06:56] Ichiko
    Potatoes! Potatoes!
[06:59] Seira
    Wash the potatoes, wrap them twice in
    aluminum foil, and put them in the ground a bit.
[07:04] Seira
    Bake for twenty minutes, flip them over,
    and give them another twenty.
[07:08] Tomo
    It takes forty minutes?
[07:10] Ai
    I had no idea.
[07:13] Seira
    Why don't we toast some
    marshmallows in the meantime?
[07:16] Ichiko
    You're so well-prepared, Seira-san!
[07:17] Tomo
    Sounds yummy!
[07:22] Ichiko
    Toasted marshmallows are so good.
[07:25] Seira
    Don't toast it too long. It'll catch fire.
[07:27] Hideto
    Whoa, you weren't kidding.
[07:29] Seira
    The potatoes are getting there.
[07:31] Cinnamon
    I can't wait to eat some! Although...
[07:40] Cinnamon
    Whenever I see flames,
    I can't help but remember...
[07:50] Cinnamon
    Honnouji ablaze!
[07:56] Cinnamon
    I'm so scared!
[07:58] Cinnamon
    The terror is coming back to me!
[08:01] Ichiko
    What's wrong?
[08:03] Ichiko
    Oh, you're afraid of the fire.
[08:06] Ichiko
    You're a dog, after all.
[08:08] Ichiko
    You can't help it.
[08:09] Hideto
    I'll comfort you, then.
[08:11] Hideto
    Come, Cinnamon! Come into my arms!
[08:13] Cinnamon
    Wh-Whose fault do you think
    it is that I'm afraid of fire?!
[08:17] Cinnamon
    Seriously, Mitsuhide's both
    creepy and annoying!
[08:19] Hideto
    There, there, Cinnamon.
    Don't be scared. It's okay.
[08:20] Cinnamon
    Also, stop treating me
    like just some animal!
[08:23] Hideto
    You're so full of energy.
[08:25] Tomo
    Those two get along so well.
[08:28] Seira
    All right, they're ready.
[08:37] Ichiko
    This is bliss!
[08:43] Hideto
    Here, Cinnamon. It's a potato.
[08:45] Cinnamon
    I shall have it!
[08:48] Cinnamon
    Yum!
[08:50] Cinnamon
    The potato is good,
    but the bonfire is a trigger.
[08:53] Hideto
    Well, animals are instinctively afraid of fire.
[08:57] Cinnamon
    It's not instinct, it's Honnouji!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[09:05] Ai
    Glance...
[09:05] Ichiko
    Doing homework makes you hungry, huh?
[09:07] Ai
    Glance...
[09:12] Ichiko
    I wonder if it's because
    you're using your brain.
[09:18] Ichiko
    It's hard to make progress
    when you're eating.
[09:22] Ichiko
    But eating cookies makes
    you want rice crackers.
[09:25] Ichiko
    Sweet, savory, and sweet again...
    It's an endless loop.
[09:31] Tomo
    Hey, Icchie...
[09:33] Ichiko
    Yeah?
[09:35] Tomo
    You've gained weight, huh?
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    h
    u
    b
    s
[09:38] Ichiko
    Eh?
[09:39] Tomo
    Don't "eh?" me.
[09:41] Tomo
    Even putting it mildly,
    you've gained weight.
[09:43] Ichiko
    Well, I was afraid of influenza.
[09:47] TV
    The best way to avoid getting the flu is
    to get plenty of nutrition and sleep.
[09:54] Ichiko
    In other words, eat and sleep,
    eat and sleep.
[09:57] Ichiko
    That's the best thing to do, right?
[10:01] Ai
    So how did you get your nutrition?
[10:03] Ichiko
    L-Like normal.
[10:05] Tomo
    What do you mean by "normal"?
[10:07] Ichiko
    I really mean normal.
[10:10] Ichiko
    Breakfast, lunch, dinner, an afternoon
    snack, and a midnight snack, I guess.
[10:14] Tomo
    You have five meals?!
[10:15] Ichiko
    But the TV said...
[10:18] TV
    Binge eating will cause you to gain weight.
[10:19] TV
    You'll gain less weight by
    eating over multiple meals.
[10:23] Ai
    Think about your total calorie intake!
[10:26] Tomo
    Huh? Wait...
[10:30] Tomo
    C-Cinnamon...
[10:39] Ai
    H-He's round!
[10:42] Tomo
    Wait, Cinnamon's way too round!
[10:45] Ichiko
    I'm sure it's just his winter coat.
[10:49] Tomo
    Pardon me, Cinnamon.
[10:54] Cinnamon
    What is this?!
[10:59] Tomo
    He's gotten fat.
[11:01] Tomo
    He's all pudge.
[11:02] Ai
    I knew it.
[11:03] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's cutest when he's a little chubby.
[11:07] Cinnamon
    Hey! What was that for?
[11:10] Cinnamon
    That was rude, Tomo-chan-dono!
[11:12] Tomo
    All right...
[11:15] Tomo
    You're going on a diet.
[11:16] Ichiko
    A diet?!
[11:16] Cinnamon
    A diet?!
[11:18] Ai
    You two are going to need meal restrictions.
[11:24] Ichiko
    I could never do that!
[11:26] Cinnamon
    There's no way!
[11:27] Tomo
    Icchie...
[11:29] Tomo
    Look.
[11:34] Tomo
    What do you think Mitsuhide-san
    would say if he saw you like that?
[11:42] Hideto
    Come to me, my cute...
[11:45] Hideto
    little piggy.
[11:47] Ichiko
    No!
[11:49] Ichiko
    Stop!
[11:51] Ichiko
    I'd rather die!
[11:54] Ichiko
    I'll lose weight!
[11:55] Ichiko
    I'll lose weight, I swear!
[11:56] Ichiko
    I'm going to lose weight right away!
SIGN    A few minutes later
[12:10] Ichiko
    I-I lost weight.
[12:12] Ichiko
    I lost weight so quickly.
[12:13] Ichiko
    I lost weight instantly.
[12:15] Ichiko
    I don't know how, but we humans
    sure are amazing when we try.
[12:20] Cinnamon
    I don't know how, but I,
    as a dog, managed to do it, too.
[12:25] Tomo
    I'm shocked by the way
    your body works, Icchie.
[12:28] Tomo
    Cinnamon, too.
[12:30] Ai
    Seriously.
[12:32] N
    Any diet resulting in over five kilograms
    lost instantly is extremely hazardous.
[12:36] N
    If you ever do attempt one,
    do so at your own risk.
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[12:42] Ai
    You can't let your guard down yet.
[12:45] Ai
    Drastic diets come with the dreaded rebound.
[12:50] Ichiko
    You can't just lose weight and be done?
[12:50] Cinnamon
    You can't just lose weight and be done?
[12:52] Ai
    Not so fast.
[12:53] Ai
    I think you'll need strong
    meal restrictions.
[12:56] Cinnamon
    That will not do!
[12:58] Cinnamon
    Just try and enforce a meal restriction.
[13:00] Cinnamon
    In my age, people would have died!
[13:03] Cinnamon
    During the winters, especially,
[13:05] Cinnamon
    one had to take in ample nourishment
    just to make it to the spring.
[13:08] Ai
    First, you have to replace your white rice
    with brown rice or mixed-grain rice.
[13:12] Cinnamon
    She's not even listening!
[13:14] Ichiko
    I can have rice?
[13:16] Ai
    As long as it's an alternative.
[13:18] Ai
    Brown rice and mixed-grain rice
    have lots of fiber and nutrients.
[13:23] Ai
    Chew it thoroughly, and it's filling, too.
[13:26] Tomo
    You're so knowledgeable, Ai-chan.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:33] Mom
    You surprised me, asking for
    brown rice out of the blue.
[13:38] Mom
    Feel free to join us, you two.
[13:40] Tomo
    Okay.
[13:41] Mom
    Here, brown rice meal
    for you, too, Cinnamon.
[13:45] Cinnamon
    I shall have it.
[13:47] Tomo
    Let's eat.
[13:55] Ichiko
    It's good!
[13:57] Ai
    They used to eat brown rice during
    the Warring States era, apparently.
[14:01] Ai
    White rice started in the Edo period.
[14:04] Cinnamon
    That's right.
[14:04] Cinnamon
    This flavor takes me back.
[14:07] Cinnamon
    All that brown rice probably
    kept me skinny in my past life.
[14:13] Ai
    Which means the lords might have
    been feeding me brown rice.
[14:19] Lord
    Say "ahh."
[14:21] Ai
    Ahhh!
[14:23] Ai
    N-No, no! I'm in the middle of a meal!
[14:26] Tomo
    Yeah.
[14:28] Tomo
    I can guess what you're thinking,
[14:29] Tomo
    but you should save it until
    after you're done eating.
[14:34] Ichiko
    Brown rice is great.
[14:35] Ichiko
    I could live with this.
[14:37] Cinnamon
    I could, but there's no more.
[14:40] Ichiko
    More, please!
[14:41] Ichiko
    I could eat this forever!
[14:43] Tomo
    Wait, more?
[14:45] Ai
    Ichiko-san, even if it's brown rice,
    there's no point if you eat so many bowls.
[14:49] Ichiko
    Really?
[14:51] Tomo
    Come on, Icchie...
[14:53] Tomo
    Again, what do you think
    Mitsuhide-san would say?
[15:00] Hideto
    You're so full of life,
[15:02] Hideto
    my adorable little piggy.
[15:03] Ichiko
    Fine, fine!
[15:07] Ichiko
    I won't eat any more.
[15:11] Cinnamon
    Love trumps appetite, indeed.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:21] Ichiko
    They're so cute.
[15:23] Mom
    Aren't they?
[15:24] Cinnamon
    Th-These cups!
[15:26] Ichiko
    Mom, where did you get these?
[15:28] Mom
    They turned up when I was cleaning.
[15:31] Mom
    I bought them for your dad's
    and my wedding anniversary.
[15:34] Mom
    It seemed like a waste not to
    use them, so I took them out.
[15:37] Ichiko
    Let's use them for snack time today.
[15:41] Cinnamon
    I want!
[15:42] Cinnamon
    I so want these!
[15:44] Mom
    Oh, no, Cinnamon's freaking out.
[15:46] Ichiko
    What's wrong with him?
[15:48] Cinnamon
    What do you mean, what's wrong?!
[15:50] Cinnamon
    I'm known for my teaware!
[15:57] Cinnamon
    In my past life,
    I collected tons of teaware.
[16:02] Cinnamon
    But teaware back then was all so understated.
[16:09] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Oh? What's this?
SIGN    Sen no Rikyu
[16:12] (Flashback) Rikyu
    What do you think?
[16:17] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I-I can sense the power of the earth, indeed.
[16:21] Cinnamon
    Though it was more like dirt than earth.
[16:24] (Flashback) Rikyu
    Impressive, my lord.
[16:27] (Flashback) Rikyu
    You certainly understand the
    value of wares, Nobunaga-sama.
[16:32] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Sure I do.
[16:35] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    And how, exactly, is the
    value of wares determined?
[16:40] (Flashback) Rikyu
    Well, it's difficult to
    explain in a single word.
[16:45] (Flashback) Rikyu
    But if I praise it, its price increases.
[16:49] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Oh? Is that all it takes?
[16:53] Cinnamon
    Rikyu didn't really care
    all that much, either.
[16:57] Rikyu
    If I say wabi, it's wabi.
    If I say sabi, it's sabi.
SIGN    Wabi Sabi
[17:04] N
    Wabi and sabi.
[17:05] N
    These are the words that
    describe Rikyu's aesthetic.
[17:08] N
    It's a very deep, sophisticated aesthetic
    that is difficult to describe in a single word.
[17:14] Cinnamon
    If there had been such dazzling
    teaware back in the day...
[17:19] Nobunaga
    What is this?
SIGN    Matsunaga Hisahide
[17:22] Matsunaga
    It is the teapot of Tsukumonasu,
    the fine article you've long desired.
SIGN    T
    s
    u
    k
    u
    m
    o
    n
    a
    s
    u
[17:30] N
    It was said to have been
    worth 1,000 kan at the time.
SIGN    1,000 kan
[17:34] N
    1,000 kan, in modern currency, would be
    equivalent to roughly 80 million yen.
SIGN    80,000,000 yen
[17:39] Nobunaga
    Are you asking me to forgive you for your
    recent betrayal in exchange for this?
[17:44] Matsunaga
    That would be brutally honest.
[17:48] Matsunaga
    But, yes.
[17:50] Nobunaga
    Hisahide, do you know of such a thing as this?
[17:56] Matsunaga
    Th-That's a foreign piece!
[17:58] Nobunaga
    Indeed!
[18:00] Nobunaga
    Tsukumonasu is bland!
[18:02] Nobunaga
    No thanks.
[18:03] Matsunaga
    Seriously?!
[18:05] Nobunaga
    I thus do not forgive you for your betrayal.
[18:07] Nobunaga
    I sentence you to death!
[18:10] Matsunaga
    Damn, Nobunaga...
[18:11] Matsunaga
    You're rockin'!
[18:13] Cinnamon
    That's what would have happened.
[18:16] Cinnamon
    Close call.
[18:17] Cinnamon
    History could have changed.
[18:21] Cinnamon
    Teaware drives a man crazy.
[18:26] Cinnamon
    I want it so bad.
[18:28] Ichiko
    It looks like Cinnamon's
    interested in the tea set.
[18:31] Mom
    He sure is an odd dog.
[18:34] Mom
    Oh, I know.
[18:36] Mom
    I think I have a saucer that's a bit chipped.
[18:41] Mom
    Why don't we give this to Cinnamon?
[18:45] Ichiko
    Yes!
[18:46] Ichiko
    I love you, Mother!
[18:50] Mom
    Why not have some milk on it?
[18:52] Ichiko
    The beautiful flower design!
[18:54] Ichiko
    the perfect circle!
[18:55] Ichiko
    And the delicate frills!
[18:59] Ichiko
    Drinking from such a cute plate is going
    to turn my heart into a maiden's.
[19:07] Foreigner
    Ruffle! Ruffle!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:15] Ichiko
    Oh, me, too.
[19:17] Mom
    Really?
[19:18] Cinnamon
    T-Toxic parents, you say?
[19:20] Cinnamon
    What do you mean by that?
[19:22] Boo
    Put simply, it's a parent that
    doesn't care about their child.
[19:26] Lucky
    I wasn't one, then.
[19:28] Lucky
    My heir, Katsuyori...
SIGN    Takeda Katsuyori
[19:31] Lucky
    He stuck to my teachings and worked hard.
[19:34] Lucky
    The Takeda clan's territory was at
    its largest under Katsuyori's rule.
[19:39] Boo
    But Takeda fell, right?
[19:41] Lucky
    Well...
[19:43] Lucky
    That's because a formidable
    neighbor invaded us.
[19:47] Cinnamon
    The Warring States was all
    about survival of the fittest.
[19:51] Cinnamon
    You probably didn't teach him well.
[19:54] Cinnamon
    You're a toxic parent, Lucky-dono.
[19:56] Lucky
    What?!
[19:57] Lucky
    I'm going to pee on you someday!
[19:59] Boo
    Actually, weren't you a true
    toxic parent, Cinnamon-dono?
[20:04] Cinnamon
    No way.
[20:05] Cinnamon
    I adored my children.
[20:08] Boo
    What were your children's names, then?
[20:11] Cinnamon
    Well...
[20:13] Cinnamon
    Oh, yeah... Indeed.
[20:16] (Flashback) Mom
    My lord!
[20:17] (Flashback) Mom
    Isn't the name "Sanshichi"
    a bit too thoughtless,
[20:20] (Flashback) Mom
    just because he was born on March 7th?
SIGN    Third son
    
    (Three Seven)
    "Sanshichi"
[20:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I-It'll help us remember his birthday.
[20:28] (Flashback) Mom 2
    My twins, too.
[20:30] (Flashback) Mom 2
    Ohbora and Kobora? You don't even care!
SIGN    Seventh son
    
    (Little Hole)
    "Kobora"
SIGN    Sixth son
    
    (Big Hole)
    "Ohbora"
[20:34] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I want the two sons to get along together.
[20:38] (Flashback) Mom 3
    That's not even that bad!
[20:40] (Flashback) Mom 3
    My son's name is Hito! Hito!
SIGN    Ninth son
    
    (Person)
    "Hito"
[20:43] (Flashback) Mom 3
    A person named "person"? What?!
[20:45] (Flashback) Mom 3
    His brothers are going to bully him!
[20:49] (Flashback) Mom 4
    You're just naming our
    children for laughs!
[20:53] (Flashback) Mom 4
    You're horrible!
[20:55] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    No, well...
[20:56] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I-I don't...
[20:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    think I would do that.
[21:01] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    My first son was just born.
[21:04] (Flashback) All
    Congratulations, sir.
SIGN    Name
    Kimyoumaru
    (weirdo)
[21:07] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I named him Kimyoumaru,
    written "weird" and "round."
[21:14] (Flashback) Person 1
    Hilarious!
[21:15] (Flashback) Person 2
    Snazzy.
[21:16] (Flashback) Person 3
    Too tasteful!
[21:18] (Flashback) Person 4
    Badass!
[21:21] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I think all the names are nice and unique.
[21:25] (Flashback) Moms
    There are limits!
[21:28] Mom
    I know, right?
[21:30] Ai
    That's so adorable.
[21:32] Ichiko
    It is.
[21:33] Boo
    I can't believe you named your son "Hito."
[21:36] Boo
    I feel bad for him.
[21:38] Lucky
    What's wrong with you?!
[21:39] Lucky
    You're definitely a toxic parent.
[21:43] Cinnamon
    It was definitely a bad idea
    to name my kids just for fun.
[21:50] Boo
    He's hopeless.
[21:51] Lucky
    He's totally hopeless.
[23:24] Boo
    "Hito" for a kid's name? No way.
[23:27] Cinnamon
    You're still talking about that?
[23:28] Boo
    I had all kinds of problems
    with my mom in my past life.
[23:30] Boo
    Things can get complicated
    between parent and child.
[23:32] Charlie
    The great Akutagawa wrote that
[23:34] Charlie
    the tragedies of life begin when
    one becomes someone's child.
[23:37] Cinnamon
    Who's Akutagawa?
[23:39] Charlie
    An author from the Meiji era.
[23:40] Boo
    Meiji?
[23:41] Boo
    He's just a kid, then.
[23:43] Boo
    Maybe I'll write a novel, too.
[23:45] Charlie
    You're a dog. You can't.
[23:46] Cinnamon
    We might not be able to write,
    but we can still take Japan!
SIGN    Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!!
[23:49] Charlie
    Even more impossible.
[23:50] Charlie
    I hope you haven't learned your lesson
    not to watch the next episode.

Season 1

E10 - Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!!

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SIGN    Zenon Shopping Center
SIGN    S
    a
    l
    e
SIGN    Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!!
[01:38] Person 1
    So cute!
[01:40] Person 2
    I know!
[01:41] Cinnamon
    Am I?
[01:42] Boo
    Nah.
[01:44] Boo
    Those girls were talking to me.
[01:47] Cinnamon
    No way.
[01:48] Cinnamon
    They were definitely looking at me.
[01:50] Boo
    You have an inflated ego.
[01:52] Cinnamon
    You're the last person I
    want to hear that from.
[01:55] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:57] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:01] Cinnamon
    And this here is Date Masamune,
    reincarnated as a dog named Boo.
[02:07] Cinnamon
    Today, we're all out shopping together.
[02:09] Tomo
    Hardware stores these days, though...
[02:16] Tomo
    I never knew you could bring pets in.
[02:18] Ai
    They only let you bring in small
    dogs that fit in your cart.
[02:22] Ai
    Looks like they don't let
    you bring in large dogs.
[02:28] Julian
    I'm waiting here by myself...
[02:29] Julian
    It makes me anxious.
[02:31] Julian
    What do you expect me
    to do if I have to pee?
[02:36] ---
    Pet Cart
[02:36] Boo
    Don't you think these girls
    are buying too much?
[02:39] Cinnamon
    There isn't enough space for us.
[02:41] Tomo
    Okay, next...
[02:44] Tomo
    We need to go to the DIY section.
[02:46] Tomo
    Where's that?
SIGN    Let's start
SIGN    Plateware
SIGN    Cosmetics
SIGN    Up to 60% off
[02:49] Tomo
    Jeez, this place is too huge. I can't find it.
[02:53] Tomo
    What do we do?
[02:54] Ichiko
    It's crowded, too.
[02:58] Honganji
    Better watch where you're going.
[03:00] Ichiko
    Honganji-san.
[03:02] Honganji
    Long time.
[03:03] Ichiko
    Since Seira-san's here, does that mean...
[03:07] Cinnamon
    I-It can't be...
[03:09] Mitsuhide
    Cinnamon!
[03:12] Cinnamon
    I knew it!
[03:16] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san.
[03:17] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide!
[03:18] Mitsuhide
    Cinnamon!
[03:22] Mitsuhide
    I love you!
[03:27] Honganji
    Calm down.
[03:28] Honganji
    You're going to annoy
    the other customers.
[03:31] Mitsuhide
    Cinnamon...
[03:32] Cinnamon
    I'm saved.
[03:34] Ai
    Are you out shopping?
[03:35] Honganji
    Yeah.
[03:36] Honganji
    I wanted to stock up on this.
SIGN    Ohta Milk
SIGN    Squirrels
[03:38] Ai
    You're buying milk in bulk?
[03:40] Mitsuhide
    It was really cheap.
[03:42] Mitsuhide
    Come hang out, Cinnamon. I'll give you milk.
[03:46] Cinnamon
    I'll drink the milk, but I can do without you.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inuue Kazuhiko
[03:54] Ichiko
    Oh, no... I lost the others.
[03:57] Cinnamon
    Sheesh, girl.
SIGN    Huge Discount!
SIGN    Huge Discount!
SIGN    Huge Discount!
SIGN    All snacks
SIGN    All snacks
SIGN    5* for 300 yen (+tax)
SIGN    5* for 300 yen (+tax)
[04:09] Cinnamon
    This is all because you were
    glued to the snack sale.
[04:13] Ichiko
    Anyway, we have to find the others.
[04:16] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[04:23] Ichiko
    There's even a salon for pets.
[04:29] Lucky
    Yo, Cinnamon-dono!
[04:31] Cinnamon
    Who's there?
[04:32] Lucky
    It's me! Me!
[04:34] Cinnamon
    Oh, it's you, Lucky-dono.
[04:39] Cinnamon
    You've had quite the overhaul.
[04:43] Lucky
    I sure have.
[04:45] Lucky
    I'm like a lion today.
[04:48] Lucky
    Just like how I looked in my previous life.
[04:53] Cinnamon
    A lion, you say?
[04:56] Cinnamon
    Even though you're so small?
[04:58] Lucky
    A lion is still a lion, even if it's small!
[05:01] Ichiko
    You're so cute, Lucky-chan!
[05:03] Lucky
    I am, aren't I?
[05:08] Lucky
    Panties!
[05:11] Cinnamon
    Yo.
[05:12] Cinnamon
    I told you not to do that
    with people we know.
[05:15] Lucky
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Inuue
    Kazuhiko
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    Whoof!
SIGN    Illustration: Inuue Kazuhiko
[05:20] Lucky's mom
    I just had them hack it all off.
[05:22] Lucky's mom
    They don't charge much, and the trimmers
    here are known for their skill.
[05:26] Ichiko
    Maybe I'll get Cinnamon a makeover, too.
[05:31] Cinnamon
    I'd rather not.
[05:33] Cinnamon
    I hate baths and haircuts.
[05:35] Cinnamon
    Also, bonfires.
[05:37] Cinnamon
    Also, I don't like Mitsuhide, either.
[05:40] Lucky
    It seems you don't know anything.
[05:44] Lucky
    Look over there.
[05:46] Lucky
    That there is a hairdresser
    known as a "trimmer."
[05:49] Cinnamon
    She's quite pretty, isn't she?
[05:52] Lucky
    And that's not all.
[05:54] Lucky
    Don't tell anyone else,
    but that girl has igbay oobsbay.
[05:59] Cinnamon
    I-Igbay oobsbay?
[06:01] Cinnamon
    What's that?
[06:03] Cinnamon
    A spell or something?
[06:04] Lucky
    What? You really don't know what that means?
[06:07] Lucky
    I'll tell you, then.
[06:10] Lucky
    "Igbay oobsbay" means...
[06:13] Lucky
    She's got large breasts.
[06:16] Lucky
    Huge rack!
[06:20] Cinnamon
    Igbay oobsbay!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inuue Kazuhiko
SIGN    Kuroda
[06:24] Julian
    Waiting all by myself...
[06:26] Julian
    I'm so worried.
[06:27] Julian
    I keep wondering...
[06:28] Julian
    Have I been abandoned?
[06:31] Julian
    Will I ever see my owners again?
[06:33] Julian
    My mind thinks ceaselessly
    about such things!
[06:41] Julian
    That idiotic laughter...
[06:43] Julian
    Marutarou-dono!
[06:47] Marutarou's mom
    Hey, Julian-chan.
[06:50] Marutarou's mom
    Look, Maru-chan, it's your friend, Julian-chan.
[06:53] Julian
    Are you all right? What's wrong?
[06:57] Marutarou
    I'm feeling a little sick.
[07:00] Julian
    Really, are you all right?
[07:03] Marutarou
    I'm just tired from greeting people.
[07:07] Julian
    Tired from greeting people?
[07:10] Marutarou
    People to the right, people to the left...
[07:13] Marutarou
    I couldn't contain myself.
[07:17] Marutarou
    I'm Marutarou!
[07:19] Marutarou
    Nice to meet you!
[07:21] Marutarou
    I'm Marutarou!
[07:22] Marutarou
    The name's Marutarou!
[07:24] Marutarou
    After doing that for a whole hour,
    I started getting dizzy.
[07:36] Marutarou's mom
    A-Are you all right?!
[07:37] Marutarou's mom
    Maru-chan! Maru-chan!
[07:41] Marutarou
    I got lightheaded, I guess.
[07:45] Julian
    Did you really need to risk
    your life just to be cute?
[07:51] Marutarou
    But everyone came just to see me, right?
[07:55] Julian
    J-Just to see you?
[07:58] Marutarou
    It would be rude not to.
[08:02] Marutarou's mom
    Okay, let's go home, Maru-chan.
[08:06] Marutarou
    Well then, Julian-san,
    see you at the dog park.
[08:09] Marutarou's mom
    Bye-bye, Julian-chan.
[08:15] Julian
    I wonder about him, in more ways than one.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Kumada Akane
[08:20] Lucky
    That must be what they're talking
    about when they say "heaven."
[08:25] Lucky
    That's just how blissful that moment was.
[08:33] (Flashback) Trimmer
    Hello, Lucky-chan.
[08:36] (Flashback) Trimmer
    Let's get started.
[08:38] (Flashback) Trimmer
    We're going to clean you all up.
[08:42] Lucky
    Yes! The pom-poms!
[08:46] Lucky
    The big-breasted trimmer
    was just so fantastic.
[08:49] Lucky
    And before I knew it, I looked awesome.
[08:52] Cinnamon
    What? That sounds like paradise.
[08:54] Cinnamon
    I'm going, too!
[08:55] Cinnamon
    I'm going to the salon!
[08:57] Cinnamon
    I want the pom-poms!
[08:58] Lucky's mom
    Shiba-chans are short-haired dogs, though.
[09:01] Lucky's mom
    A cut might not change his look too much.
[09:04] Ichiko
    Now that you mention it...
[09:07] Cinnamon
    What?!
[09:10] Cinnamon
    It's not happening?
[09:11] Lucky
    Too bad for you.
[09:13] Lucky
    The pom-poms were so fun.
[09:15] Cinnamon
    Disappointed, indeed.
[09:17] Charlie
    Is a makeover really such a good thing?
[09:22] Lucky
    Charlie-dono.
[09:24] Lucky
    You're here, too.
[09:25] Charlie
    Long time no see.
[09:34] Cinnamon
    What is that? A bikini?
[09:37] Lucky
    It's a bikini!
[09:38] Lucky
    A puffy bikini!
[09:42] Cinnamon
    Is that what they call "sexy"?
[09:43] Lucky
    Who do you think you're going to seduce?
[09:46] Charlie
    You both make quite the mockery of me!
[09:49] Lucky
    I apologize.
[09:50] Cinnamon
    S-Sorry, indeed.
[10:01] Charlie
    It's not as though I chose this.
[10:05] Ichiko
    Charlie-chan, you're adorable.
[10:07] Lucky's mom
    He's fabulous.
[10:09] Charlie's mom
    Isn't he?
[10:10] Charlie's mom
    I had it done here yesterday.
[10:12] Lucky
    So you must have enjoyed the
    large-breasted trimmer's pom-poms.
[10:18] Cinnamon
    Did you?
[10:21] Lucky
    Wasn't it great? Wasn't it heavenly?
[10:24] Cinnamon
    Paradise? It was paradise, right?
[10:27] Charlie
    It was not!
[10:29] Charlie
    My trimmer was not a large-breasted beauty.
[10:36] (Flashback) Trimmer
    Hello, Charlie-chan.
[10:40] (Flashback) Chief
    Hi, Charlie-chan.
[10:43] (Flashback) Trimmer
    He's all yours, chief.
[10:46] (Flashback) Chief
    Okay!
[10:47] (Flashback) Chief
    I'll give you a cute and
    pretty style, Charlie-chan.
[10:53] (Flashback) Chief
    Ready?
[10:59] Charlie
    The bearded face belonged
    to a buff, hairy man.
[11:05] Charlie
    We dogs have no right to choose.
[11:08] Charlie
    Even our appearances are decided by
    the whims of our owners' sensibilities.
[11:13] Charlie
    Well, my owner did this for me
    believing it was in my best interest.
[11:18] Charlie
    I certainly hold nothing against her,
[11:21] Charlie
    but I wish she would have
    considered how the dog feels.
[11:25] Lucky
    I mean, setting aside the
    substance of what you're saying,
[11:28] Lucky
    when it comes from a dude in a bikini...
[11:31] Lucky
    It's not very convincing.
[11:33] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[11:36] Charlie
    This displeases me!
[11:38] Charlie
    I shall leave for the day.
[11:41] Charlie
    Goodbye!
[11:43] Cinnamon
    He's angry.
[11:46] Lucky
    Was that bad?
[11:48] Lucky
    Cinnamon-dono, it seems we laughed
    at him a little too much.
[11:52] Cinnamon
    But...
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[11:55] Cinnamon
    How are you supposed to not laugh?
[11:57] Lucky
    Yeah, you're right.
[11:59] Lucky
    Who wouldn't laugh?
[12:09] Lucky
    I-I'm sorry.
[12:12] Ichiko
    Thanks for having us over.
[12:19] Ichiko
    I've never been to your place before,
    but your room's so pretty, Ai-chan.
[12:23] Tomo
    The furniture is all so cute.
[12:27] Ai
    Thanks.
[12:28] Ai
    My mom chose most of it.
[12:30] Tomo
    Where is it, though?
[12:33] Ai
    Where's what?
[12:34] Tomo
    Well, you're in love with
    Date Masamune, aren't you?
[12:36] (Flashback) Ai
    So pure! So pure!
[12:39] Cinnamon
    Oh, good point.
[12:41] Cinnamon
    I don't see any merchandise
    or posters or anything.
[12:47] Ai
    Making a space in which normies won't
    out your otakuness is part of the fun.
[12:53] Tomo
    Out your otakuness?
[12:54] Ichiko
    Part of the fun?
[12:58] Boo
    This room's insane.
[12:59] Boo
    It's like a ninja room.
[13:01] Cinnamon
    Ninja room, you say?
[13:03] Boo
    First, see that board over there?
[13:06] Boo
    At first glance, you just see my photos.
[13:10] Boo
    But flip it over, and it's Date Masamune.
[13:13] Boo
    It's me on both sides.
[13:17] Tomo
    Wow.
[13:19] Ichiko
    You put so much work into it.
[13:21] Boo
    There's a lot more.
[13:23] Boo
    Those drawers there...
[13:25] Boo
    They're filled with merch.
[13:27] Tomo
    Wow, all of them?
[13:29] Ai
    No way.
[13:30] Ai
    That's not all of them.
[13:33] Ai
    There's this one... and this one, too!
[13:41] Boo
    It's designed to become a shrine
    when you open all of them.
[13:45] Cinnamon
    Holy crap!
[13:47] Cinnamon
    The closet Christians
    would have been jealous.
[13:49] Boo
    Right?
[13:50] Tomo
    Which must also mean...
[13:54] Tomo
    I got it!
[13:58] Tomo
    This body pillow!
[14:00] Tomo
    Date Masamune is on the other side.
[14:04] Tomo
    Huh?
[14:08] ---
    How naïve.
[14:10] Ai
    I hid my lord...
[14:12] Ai
    on the inside of my blanket!
[14:15] Tomo
    Th-That's so bold!
[14:18] Ai
    I'm embraced by my lord every night.
[14:20] Ai
    Pure! So pure!
[14:22] Boo
    She's hopeless.
[14:25] Boo
    She has no idea how happy she is.
[14:29] Boo
    She's in love with me,
    and I'm actually right here.
[14:33] Cinnamon
    It's kind of like a sketchy cult.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Suzumura Kenichi
[14:45] Ichiko
    Look what I bought!
[14:47] Ichiko
    A cute one-piece dress!
[14:48] Ichiko
    It'll look so good in the summer sun.
[14:51] Cinnamon
    It's not going to be summer
    for quite a while.
[14:54] Cinnamon
    Don't you think you're getting
    ahead of yourself a bit?
[14:56] Ichiko
    This summer is going to be do-or-die.
[14:59] Cinnamon
    Do-or-die, you say?
[15:02] Cinnamon
    A battle?
[15:04] Ichiko
    I think I can be stronger wearing this.
[15:32] Cinnamon
    Stronger? By wearing those clothes?
[15:35] Ichiko
    Would you mind seeing how
    it looks on me right now?
[15:38] Cinnamon
    Uh, sure.
[15:43] Ichiko
    Ta-da!
[15:45] Ichiko
    What do you think?
[15:47] Ichiko
    Ta-da!
[15:50] Ichiko
    I remember seeing that garment
    tied behind the neck.
[15:54] Ichiko
    It brings back memories!
[15:56] Cinnamon
    Are you complimenting me?
[15:57] Ichiko
    The thing tied behind your neck
    reminds me of that thing.
[16:03] Ichiko
    That thing...
SIGN    That thing during battle...
[16:06] Boo
    What thing?
[16:07] Cinnamon
    Don't act like you don't know!
SIGN    Dog Park
[16:09] Cinnamon
    I'm obviously talking about the loincloth!
[16:13] Boo
    Loincloth?
[16:16] (Flashback) Oda
    Forward!
[16:20] (Flashback) Oda
    Wait, one second...
[16:21] (Flashback) Oda
    I have to pee.
[16:24] Cinnamon
    When you gotta go, you gotta go,
    whether it's to pee or poo.
[16:28] Cinnamon
    Nature calls, even on the battlefield.
[16:35] (Flashback) Oda
    Ouch!
[16:37] Cinnamon
    It's just too dangerous.
[16:41] Cinnamon
    We Warring States warlords thought
    day and night about whether
[16:45] Cinnamon
    there was a way to do our business
    without taking off our armor.
[16:50] Cinnamon
    And...
[16:54] Cinnamon
    We made two great discoveries!
[16:58] Cinnamon
    First, the loincloth.
[17:00] Cinnamon
    You wear it like this,
    and like this, and this.
[17:06] Cinnamon
    Men look best in a loincloth!
[17:09] Cinnamon
    Loosen the string behind your
    neck, and you can pee easily.
[17:12] Cinnamon
    Just like that.
[17:14] Cinnamon
    Once you're done, tie it
    back up, and you're all set.
[17:18] Cinnamon
    Furthermore,
[17:21] Cinnamon
    we didn't sew the hakama shut.
[17:25] Cinnamon
    With the frills layered thick, you don't
    have to worry about exposing your junk.
[17:29] Cinnamon
    Pull at the frills, and you
    can get to the loincloth.
[17:33] Cinnamon
    See? It makes perfect sense.
[17:35] Lucky
    So?
[17:37] Lucky
    I mean, what's your point?
[17:39] Julian
    Ichiko-dono's dress and the
    loincloths we wore during battle...
[17:43] Julian
    What does one have to do with the other?
[17:47] Cinnamon
    That part you tie behind the neck.
[17:51] Cinnamon
    It's the same for both the
    dress and the loincloth.
[17:55] Boo
    It just looks the same.
[17:56] Cinnamon
    No, what I'm trying to tell the girl is...
[18:01] Cinnamon
    Even though it's Mitsuhide
    we're talking about,
[18:03] Cinnamon
    she mustn't do her business in
    front of him during a date.
[18:09] Boo
    She wouldn't do that!
[18:11] Cinnamon
    Yeah, good point.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Sugita Naoji
[18:18] Guy 1
    Hey, by the way, I heard they have
    a petting event over there.
[18:22] Guy 2
    Really?
[18:23] Guy 2
    Let's go!
[18:24] Guy 1
    Okay.
[18:26] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, want to go?
[18:28] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[18:30] Ichiko
    A petting event, huh?
[18:33] Ichiko
    I wonder what they're petting.
[18:36] Cinnamon
    We're going when we don't even know?!
[18:38] Cinnamon
    I don't want to go if
    it's any weird petting!
[18:40] Cinnamon
    Like this...
[18:44] Cinnamon
    Petting with hairy old men.
[18:47] Cinnamon
    Or petting with fighting
    dogs or military dogs.
[18:57] Cinnamon
    So this is a ranch where
    one can pet small animals.
SIGN    Traveling
    Petting Zoo
[19:02] Cinnamon
    I would have preferred
    long-haired ladies instead.
[19:07] Ichiko
    They're so cute.
[19:09] Zoo
    Would you like to hold one?
[19:12] Ichiko
    I can?
[19:13] Zoo
    Sure.
[19:15] Ichiko
    It's so fluffy and cute.
[19:18] Cinnamon
    My butt's fluffy, too.
[19:22] Cinnamon
    See?
[19:23] Cinnamon
    Fluffy, fluffy...
[19:25] Ichiko
    You're so warm.
[19:30] Cinnamon
    I don't know what's so fun about this.
[19:34] Cinnamon
    Oh, a horse!
[19:36] Kid
    Dad, is this a baby horse?
[19:39] Dad
    It's a pony.
[19:40] Dad
    It's a small type of horse.
[19:44] Cinnamon
    Pony?
[19:45] Cinnamon
    A small type of horse?
[19:47] Cinnamon
    Wait...
[19:48] Cinnamon
    Aren't most horses about this size?
SIGN    Kiso
    Horse
SIGN    Foot
    soldier
[19:52] Cinnamon
    They were something like
    this back in my day.
[19:55] Cinnamon
    People were smaller back then,
    so they were just right.
[20:01] Cinnamon
    Most flat land in Japan is
    made into rice paddies.
[20:06] Cinnamon
    Armies were transported and wars were
    fought along mountain paths and moors.
[20:12] Cinnamon
    Those slick modern horses
    simply would not do.
[20:17] Cinnamon
    Old Man Takeda's territories of Kai and
    Shidano were especially mountainous.
[20:21] Cinnamon
    Stouter horses were better on
    those hilly, treacherous roads.
[20:26] Cinnamon
    Mountain paths are where
    the Takeda cavalry shines!
[20:29] Cinnamon
    Although, when you love horses as
    much as I do, things are different.
[20:35] Cinnamon
    I had over a hundred horses, including some
    famous large ones from the northeast.
[20:41] Cinnamon
    This takes me back!
[20:44] Cinnamon
    The horse appraisal at the
    Old Imperial Palace...
[20:46] Cinnamon
    In today's terms, you might
    call it a military parade.
SIGN    February 28, 1581
[20:51] Cinnamon
    They were spectacular, indeed.
[20:54] Cinnamon
    If I remember correctly, that was in 1581.
[20:57] Cinnamon
    What?! That's the year before Honnouji!
[21:00] Cinnamon
    I didn't want to remind myself of that!
[21:05] Ichiko
    Hey, Cinnamon, there are alpacas over there!
[21:09] Ichiko
    Do you want to go see them?
[21:10] Cinnamon
    Girl, you're only asking
    because you want to go.
[21:15] Ichiko
    They're so fluffy and cute.
[21:17] Cinnamon
    Again, my butt is fluffy, too!
[21:27] Cinnamon
    Your neck's too long.
[21:29] Cinnamon
    You okay?
[21:30] Cinnamon
    Are you a modern horse?
[21:31] Ichiko
    Huh, apparently, alpacas are
    related to camels, not horses.
[21:37] Cinnamon
    Staring at it makes me nervous.
[21:43] Ichiko
    This says when it's in a bad mood,
    it spits smelly stuff at you.
[21:47] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, are you okay?
[21:49] Cinnamon
    Ugh, it stinks!
[21:50] Cinnamon
    S-Some petting zoo this is!
[23:24] Charlie
    I'm Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei.
[23:27] Charlie
    When I inquired about my lack of appearances,
[23:30] Charlie
    I was told that it's hard to make
    use of my intelligent image.
[23:34] Charlie
    Left with no choice, I swallowed my pride
    and made an appearance in a bikini.
[23:40] Charlie
    Yes, yes.
[23:40] Charlie
    Sure, I'll do anything.
[23:43] Charlie
    I have no reservations.
[23:45] Charlie
    I want to be on TV, too, you know!
SIGN    Episode 11: Burn! Life and Social Media!!!
[23:49] Charlie
    Anyway, that's that.
[23:50] Charlie
    I'd be grateful if you'd watch
    us in the next episode, too.

Season 1

E11 - Burn! Life and Social Media!!!

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SIGN    Cinnamon
[00:04] Cinnamon
    Here's a summary of our story so far.
[00:07] Cinnamon
    I am...
[00:08] Lucky
    I am Takeda Shingen!
[00:10] Lucky
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog!
SIGN    W
    o
    o
    f
SIGN    W
    o
    o
    f
SIGN    W
    o
    o
    f
SIGN    W
    o
    o
    f
SIGN    Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
[00:14] Cinnamon
    Huh?!
[00:15] Julian
    I am Uesugi Kenshin.
[00:17] Julian
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
SIGN    Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
[00:21] Cinnamon
    Hang on a second!
[00:23] Boo
    I am Date Masamune.
[00:24] Boo
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
SIGN    Date "Boo" Masamune
[00:28] Cinnamon
    Hey, hey!
[00:29] Charlie
    I am Kuroda Kanbei.
[00:32] Charlie
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[00:35] Cinnamon
    Wait, wait, wait!
[00:40] Cinnamon
    Marutarou...
[00:42] Cinnamon
    Speak, for crying out loud!
SIGN    Episode 11 Burn! Life and Social Media!!!
[02:20] Ichiko
    Okay, look over here.
[02:24] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[02:27] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:32] Ichiko
    They're all so cute.
SIGN    Walking with Cinnamon
[02:35] Tomo
    Do you think this is good?
[02:38] Ai
    I like it.
[02:39] Cinnamon
    Our owners have succumbed to
    the wicked grip of social media.
[02:44] Ichiko
    I got a like already.
[02:46] Tomo
    That was fast.
[02:47] Ai
    I got one, too.
[02:50] Marutarou
    Social media's so useful, huh?
[02:54] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[02:55] Cinnamon
    It would have been valuable back in our day.
[02:59] Cinnamon
    Espionage would have been easy.
SIGN    Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army
SIGN    Going to bed
SIGN    Same
SIGN    Night!
SIGN    Move out at 6 tomorrow
[03:01] Cinnamon
    It would have been a quick way to tell
    everyone when we were moving out, too.
SIGN    Found a nice hot spring
    #NiceBaths #(^_-)-☆
[03:05] Lucky
    I would have used it like this.
SIGN    One-Eyed Dragon
SIGN    Playing with the dog filter
    #OneEyedDragon #HotWarlords
    #17thDateClanLeader #RetweetIfYouLoveSendai
[03:08] Boo
    I would have done this.
SIGN    Uesugi Kenshin
SIGN    Local sake. The last one was delicious.
[03:10] Julian
    I would talk about the joy of banquets.
SIGN    Real Oda Nobunaga
SIGN    Made gold skulls
    #SkullCups
    #AzaiHisamasa #AzaiNagamasa #AsakuraYoshikage
[03:15] Cinnamon
    I'll go with this, then.
[03:18] Marutarou
    Why are we all taking selfies?
[03:21] ---
    Well, it's no fun if we're not in the shots.
[03:22] Charlie
    Fools.
[03:24] Charlie
    These warlords know nothing...
[03:27] Charlie
    of the true horrors of social media.
[03:30] Charlie
    And that they're the last ones
    who should be on social media.
[03:38] Charlie
    If...
[03:39] Charlie
    If we had social media back in our day...
[03:45] Nobunuga
    What is the matter?
[03:47] Tanba
    Toshiie posted about our
    war council earlier.
SIGN    A war meeting in the morning. Prepping for our battle with Asakura.
    
    #OutOfTouchWarlords
    
    #WarlordPowerAbuse
    
    #DueTomorrowDoTomorrow
[03:53] Cinnamon
    Wha... You're kidding me!
[03:55] Cinnamon
    Toshiie!
[03:56] Cinnamon
    You fool!
[03:58] Cinnamon
    Our map's in the damn photo!
[04:01] Charlie
    Such incidents would be
    an everyday occurrence.
[04:05] Charlie
    Worse...
SIGN     Foot Soldiers
SIGN    Our army bought too many rifles LOLLLL!!!!!!!11one
[04:08] Cinnamon
    What?!
SIGN    Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army
SIGN    Retweet if you want to hear the inside story on the Oda Army
    
    #OneRetweetOneStory
[04:10] Cinnamon
    Unacceptable!
SIGN    Ichi
SIGN    Oichi here <3 I snuck into town
    
    I might be a bit ugly rn??
    
    #CastleTown #DontTellMyBrother
[04:11] Cinnamon
    Stop it!
[04:13] Cinnamon
    Everyone's trying to be Instagrammable
    or make it on Twitter Trending!
[04:22] Charlie
    Warlords are no doubt far more
    Internet-illiterate than modern people.
[04:27] Charlie
    Because...
[04:29] Charlie
    Warlords of the Warring States era
    are honestly total exhibitionists.
[04:34] Charlie
    They would no doubt cause controversies
    and get canceled to hell and back.
[04:41] Charlie
    It would be especially bad for this man.
[04:46] Charlie
    For example...
[04:49] Oda
    What's this?
SIGN    Real Oda Nobunaga
SIGN    Went hunting with my falcon.
    Feeling refreshed.
[04:51] Oda
    Dude...
[04:53] Oda
    My casual tweet is getting ratioed.
[04:57] Oda
    Wait, I'm getting a ton
    of followers, though.
[05:01] Oda
    I guess that's not a bad thing...
SIGN    AAAAAAAA As a bird of prey, I find this offensive
SIGN    Cuckoo
    In this day and age? Really?
SIGN    Farmer Boi
    Flexing your falcon again?
    Think about the people who can't afford one
SIGN    General in Training
    People who don't value life
    deserve to die
SIGN    Popo
    Reported for animal abuse
[05:04] Oda
    Wait!
[05:07] Oda
    Damn it, social media!
[05:11] Oda
    I'll show you what happens
    when you anger Nobunaga.
[05:17] Oda
    Idiot! Dumbass! Loser!
[05:20] Oda
    I don't care anymore! Go to hell, all of you!
[05:23] Oda
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Error
    
    This account has been suspended.
SIGN    Accounts that violate our terms of service are suspended.
    See the Help section for more information on account suspension.
SIGN    Real Oda Nobunaga
[05:25] Oda
    Why me?!
[05:29] Oda
    Fine, then...
[05:31] Oda
    I'll burn down every company and every
    person related to social media! Indeed!
[05:39] Charlie
    It's not hard to imagine.
[05:43] Charlie
    I'm so glad there was no social
    media in the Warring States era.
SIGN    Don't start flame wars,
    on social media or in real life.
SIGN    Be sure to mind the rules.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:03] Ai
    What's wrong?
[06:06] Ichiko
    I just remembered something weird.
[06:09] Ai
    Something weird?
[06:11] Ichiko
    W-Well...
[06:14] Ichiko
    Last night, we had sauteed
    chicken legs for dinner.
[06:20] Dad
    Oh, dear. There's no sauce on it.
[06:24] Mom
    I tried flavoring it lightly
    with salt and pepper.
[06:27] Dad
    I prefer sweet and sour.
[06:31] Cinnamon
    Sir Dad, don't say that!
[06:33] Cinnamon
    Women hate it most when you talk like that!
[06:39] Mom
    Oh, really?
[06:41] Mom
    You don't have to eat any, then.
[06:47] Ichiko
    Can we please enjoy dinner?
[06:51] Dad
    Yeah. You're right.
[06:54] Mom
    R-Right.
[07:03] Mom
    It's delicious.
[07:05] Mom
    Is it? I'm glad.
[07:11] Cinnamon
    What?
[07:14] Cinnamon
    Are you telling me to do something?
[07:16] Cinnamon
    You want me to lighten the mood?
[07:19] Cinnamon
    Very well.
[07:20] Cinnamon
    I'll take one for the team.
[07:26] Dad
    What are you up to, Cinnamon?
[07:28] Ichiko
    He's thinking of the family.
[07:30] Ichiko
    This is his gag.
[07:32] Ichiko
    It's the only one of his
    gags that's actually funny.
[07:34] Cinnamon
    Th-The only one?!
[07:37] Dad
    Sorry, honey. This sautee's really good.
[07:41] Mom
    It's okay. I forgot how you liked it.
[07:44] Ichiko
    Great. We've patched things up.
[07:47] Cinnamon
    All it takes is a little bit of me rolling
    around to keep the marriage working.
[07:54] Cinnamon
    That's how Cinnamon got us out of a pinch.
[08:00] Tomo
    Cinnamon's pretty thoughtful for a dog, huh?
[08:04] Ai
    Maybe it's because he's a dog.
[08:07] Cinnamon
    It's because I am Nobunaga.
[08:09] Boo
    Not bad.
[08:11] Cinnamon
    Of course.
[08:12] Cinnamon
    I was always mindful of others,
    even in my past life.
[08:16] Cinnamon
    For example, as with Sir Dad, when I was
    asking for certain things in my meals...
[08:21] (Flashback) Oda
    That was delicious.
[08:23] (Flashback) Oda
    Now that I know how good it is salted,
    I'd love to try it with sweet and sour sauce.
[08:29] (Flashback) Wife
    Oh, really?
[08:31] (Flashback) Oda
    But first, I'd like some more.
[08:35] (Flashback) Wife
    Sure.
[08:37] Cinnamon
    That's how you avoid conflict.
[08:41] Boo
    I see.
[08:42] Cinnamon
    Also...
[08:44] (Flashback) Oda
    Hideyoshi may be a fool,
    but Nene, you make him a man.
[08:50] (Flashback) Nene
    Oh, my.
[08:52] (Flashback) Oda
    I'm counting on you to
    take good care of him.
[08:56] (Flashback) Nene
    Yes, sir.
[08:59] Boo
    You were pretty good when
    you tried to be, huh?
[09:03] Cinnamon
    I mean, I did have twenty
    concubines, after all.
[09:10] Cinnamon
    I had to be always mindful
    of people's feelings.
[09:14] Boo
    That's a lot of work, though.
[09:19] Cinnamon
    It's nothing!
[09:24] Boo
    Was it that bad?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[09:31] Cinnamon
    The black slate.
[09:32] Cinnamon
    The small slate.
[09:34] Cinnamon
    Using the two together...
[09:37] Cinnamon
    I get to have some fun.
[09:39] Cinnamon
    I love TV!
[09:42] Cinnamon
    We're all hooked on TV.
[09:42] Boo
    TV was awesome last night.
[09:44] Cinnamon
    It's all we ever talk about
    at the dog park, too.
[09:45] Charlie
    It sure is fun!
[09:47] Cinnamon
    The show I love the most...
[09:52] Cinnamon
    is sumo wrestling.
[09:57] Cinnamon
    That was a great match!
[10:01] Cinnamon
    I've actually been a huge fan of
    sumo wrestling since my past life.
SIGN    Azuchi Castle
[10:08] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I hosted sumo
    wrestling competitions at Azuchi Castle.
[10:14] (Flashback) Oda
    Hold it.
[10:16] (Flashback) Oda
    It'll take too long if you keep
    wrestling until the opponent falls.
[10:20] (Flashback) Oda
    Change the rules so that if you step
    outside of the ring, you lose.
[10:24] (Flashback) Oda
    Also, we need a referee to assess
    who the winner and loser is.
[10:30] (Flashback) Wrestler
    I see!
[10:33] Cinnamon
    That's right.
[10:34] Cinnamon
    I know I'm bragging a little here,
[10:36] Cinnamon
    but I was the one who came up with the
    foundation for the modern ring and rules.
SIGN    °Alternate theories exist
[10:41] TV
    We've come to the final bout of the day.
[10:45] Cinnamon
    Here we go!
[10:46] Cinnamon
    I'm so pumped!
SIGN    Customer Links
SIGN    Music
SIGN    Settings
SIGN    Search
SIGN    Recording Playback
SIGN    Album
[10:52] Cinnamon
    Did it break?!
SIGN    Taydurs
[10:53] Ichiko
    Time to watch the drama I recorded.
[10:56] Cinnamon
    Hey!
[10:57] Cinnamon
    I was watching that!
[11:00] Cinnamon
    The last bout's going to end!
[11:03] Ichiko
    Want to watch with me, Cinnamon?
[11:05] Ichiko
    I heard dogs like TV. Maybe it's true.
[11:08] Ichiko
    Do you know what's going on, though?
[11:10] Cinnamon
    I'm watching because I know what's going on!
[11:13] Ichiko
    Come to think of it, you're always
    watching the sumo matches.
[11:18] Ichiko
    Were you watching just now, too?
[11:20] Cinnamon
    Indeed!
[11:22] Ichiko
    Okay, let's go back to sumo, then.
SIGN    Sumo
SIGN    End
[11:24] Ichiko
    Sorry, it's over.
[11:26] Cinnamon
    Shit!
[11:30] Ichiko
    Oh, I know.
[11:32] Ichiko
    You like men, don't you, Cinnamon?
[11:35] Cinnamon
    Why?
[11:36] Ichiko
    You like sumo wrestling, don't you?
[11:39] Cinnamon
    When there's a man and a man...
[11:42] Ichiko
    You've got the wrong idea.
[11:43] Cinnamon
    Then let's watch a drama
    with a lot of men in it.
[11:47] Ichiko
    Are you messing with me, girl?
[11:50] A
    I love you.
[11:51] B
    I'm a guy, though.
[11:53] A
    What does it matter what you are?
[11:56] Cinnamon
    What is this?
[11:58] Ichiko
    This drama's called Oniisan's Love.
[12:02] Ichiko
    Ai-chan's hooked on it.
[12:04] Ichiko
    She wanted me to watch it.
[12:05] (Flashback) Ai
    Oh, man! Oh, man! This is the best!
[12:08] Cinnamon
    I see.
[12:09] Cinnamon
    It's something like Shudou.
SIGN    Shudou
[12:12] A
    I'm in love with you.
[12:14] B
    I love you, too.
[12:16] Ichiko
    Huh, I see.
[12:19] Ichiko
    Love goes beyond gender.
[12:23] Ichiko
    That's moving.
[12:25] Cinnamon
    It sounds so shallow when you say it.
[12:28] Ichiko
    I wonder if there are a lot
    of same-sex relationships.
[12:31] Cinnamon
    It wasn't that uncommon back in my day.
[12:35] Ichiko
    Ai-chan says she can't stop grinning when she
    sees how close Mitsuhide-san and Seira-san are.
[12:42] Cinnamon
    Yeah, I see.
[12:46] Ichiko
    No way.
[12:50] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san and Seira-san
    aren't in love. They're friends.
[12:54] Ichiko
    That's definitely it.
[12:57] Cinnamon
    S-Scary.
[12:59] Ichiko
    Besides, it's Cinnamon that
    Mitsuhide-san's obsessed with.
[13:04] Cinnamon
    Although I'm an old man inside.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:12] Lis
    Long time no see.
[13:13] Lis
    I'm Lis.
[13:14] Lis
    I'm Lis, the reincarnation
    of Akechi Mitsuhide.
[13:19] Hideto
    Look!
[13:22] Hideto
    The acorn sprouted!
[13:26] Lis
    Could that be the acorn that I left here?
[13:29] Hideto
    I never knew they could sprout indoors.
[13:31] Hideto
    That's amazing.
[13:32] Lis
    It is, isn't it?
[13:35] Hideto
    This room's going to turn into
    a forest if it grows big.
[13:39] Lis
    It could.
SIGN    Picnic
[13:41] Hideto
    I love forests!
SIGN    Acorn Buffet
[13:45] Lis
    Forests?
[13:47] Lis
    I like it!
[13:51] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[13:55] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san.
[13:57] Cinnamon
    M-Mitsuhide?!
[13:58] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[14:00] Hideto
    You're as fluffy as ever.
[14:03] Hideto
    Fluffy, fluffy!
[14:04] Cinnamon
    Shut up, fool!
[14:05] Cinnamon
    But it feels so good.
[14:08] Hideto
    Fluff, fluff...
[14:16] Ichiko
    Lis-chan and Cinnamon are so cute together.
[14:18] Hideto
    Lucky you, Lis.
[14:20] Cinnamon
    Having Lis on my head is cute?
[14:24] Lis
    I couldn't help but stand on
    top of Nobunaga-sama's head.
[14:29] Lis
    Would it be...
[14:30] Lis
    something like this in our past life?
[14:34] Lis
    How insolent of me!
[14:36] Lis
    But...
[14:37] Lis
    This guilt...
[14:39] Lis
    I'm sorry, Nobunaga-sama...
[14:42] Lis
    This naughtiness!
[14:44] Lis
    I can't get enough of it!
[14:46] Lis
    Of course, I do love Nobunaga-sama.
[14:50] Lis
    That's why I can't help but
    want to bully him a little.
[14:53] Lis
    I wonder if I'm actually a super sadist...
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:03] Lis
    Come to think of it, in my past
    life, I was honest and proper.
[15:07] Lis
    I was a boring man who happened
    to have a handsome face.
[15:11] (Flashback) Oda
    You're too unaccommodating.
[15:14] Lis
    It was even enough to offend Nobunaga-sama.
[15:19] Lis
    But now, I'm a squirrel.
[15:22] Lis
    No one knows that I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[15:26] Lis
    Nobunaga-sama doesn't know
    that it's me, either.
[15:31] Lis
    I'm free!
[15:32] Lis
    Since I'm free, I get to do stuff like this, too!
[15:38] Lis
    Burying an acorn in Nobunaga-sama's back!
[15:41] Lis
    Such outrageous behavior,
    unthinkable in my past life!
[15:45] Cinnamon
    This tickles a little.
[15:48] Cinnamon
    Well, it's just the action
    of an innocent animal.
[15:51] Cinnamon
    I shouldn't need to get angry over it.
[15:54] Ichiko
    Lis-chan's trying to bury
    an acorn in Cinnamon!
[15:57] Hideto
    Lis, are you trying to turn not just my
    home, but Cinnamon into a forest, too?
[16:02] Lis
    It's not bad being a squirrel
    with so much freedom.
[16:07] Bird
    Begone, rodent!
[16:10] Lis
    That voice!
[16:11] Bird
    Your repeated insolence
    toward Nobunaga-sama...
[16:14] Bird
    Even if the heavens allow it, I shall not!
[16:17] Bird
    You traitor!
[16:19] Lis
    I-It's you!
[16:22] Bird
    It seems this foolish rodent
    has finally identified me.
[16:27] Lis
    You're...
[16:28] Bird
    That's right! It is I!
[16:31] Lis
    Who are you?
SIGN    Lily
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Voice: Sakainu Maaya
SIGN    Illustration: Sakainu Maaya
[16:45] Lis
    It can't be...
[16:46] Lis
    Are you Ohta Gyuichi?
[16:50] Bird
    Correct! I am Ohta!
[16:52] Bird
    You should have realized sooner!
[16:53] Lis
    First you were a cow, then a stinkbug.
SIGN    1st Cow
SIGN    2nd Stink bug
[16:55] Lis
    Then you were an ant, and now you
    were reincarnated as a pigeon.
SIGN    3rd Ant
[17:00] Bird
    Indeed!
[17:02] Bird
    It is I, Ohta Gyuichi, bound to
    Nobunaga-sama by the thread of fate.
[17:06] Bird
    I've been reborn over and over
[17:08] Bird
    to serve and protect Nobunaga-sama,
    and I finally have wings!
[17:12] Bird
    Hey, listen to me!
[17:14] Bird
    Listen to me!
[17:16] Lis
    Sir, you ought not get so excited.
[17:19] Lis
    It's bad for your health.
[17:20] Bird
    S-Silence, traitor!
[17:23] Lis
    Every time you've been reborn,
    you've suffered an untimely fate.
[17:27] Lis
    You must care for your health.
[17:42] Bird
    Now that you mention it,
    it hurts here these days.
[17:47] Lis
    That's your heart.
[17:49] Lis
    That's bad.
[17:51] Lis
    May I check your pulse?
[17:53] Bird
    Oh, please do.
[17:54] Bird
    Wait! Stay away!
[17:56] Bird
    I, Ohta Gyuichi, have not stooped so low
[17:59] Bird
    as to accept sympathy
    from a traitorous rodent!
[18:03] Lis
    Wait, Ohta!
[18:04] Bird
    Silence, rodent!
[18:08] Bird
    My chest!
[18:13] Lis
    My word!
[18:15] Lis
    He got too excited and
    went into cardiac arrest.
[18:18] Bird
    N-Nobunaga-sama, I shall be reborn
    to be by your side once again!
[18:26] N
    Reincarnation specialist
    Ohta Gyuichi passes away.
SIGN    RIP Ohta Gyuichi
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Sakurainu Takahiro
[18:38] Cinnamon
    I-It's gone!
[18:41] Cinnamon
    Why?!
[18:44] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's wandering around the yard.
[18:47] Ichiko
    I wonder why.
[18:53] Mom
    Oh, is it the doghouse?
[18:55] Cinnamon
    Yes!
[18:56] Mom
    He hadn't been using it
    at all, so I threw it out.
[18:59] Mom
    He didn't use it once all through the winter.
[19:02] Mom
    I thought he might not need it anymore.
[19:06] Cinnamon
    That's why you threw it out?!
[19:11] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's playing again.
[19:12] Cinnamon
    Idiot!
[19:13] Cinnamon
    I'm upset!
[19:15] Ichiko
    He's probably happy that there's
    more space in the yard now.
[19:18] Mom
    I'm glad he's happy.
[19:20] Cinnamon
    How are this mother and daughter so dense?
[19:24] Cinnamon
    A castle is a symbol of a
    man's wealth and power.
[19:29] (Flashback) Oda
    All right, time to build our next castle.
[19:33] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I moved between five castles.
[19:38] Cinnamon
    The castle where I was born.
SIGN    Nagoya Castle
[19:41] Cinnamon
    This is where Ieyasu and I formed our alliance.
SIGN    Kiyosu Castle
[19:44] Cinnamon
    I lived here for four years or so.
SIGN    Komakiyama Castle
[19:47] Cinnamon
    This one was totally on top of a mountain.
SIGN    Gifu Castle
[19:49] Cinnamon
    This is where I was when my reign
    over Japan came into sight.
[19:53] Cinnamon
    And here's the castle I'm most known for.
SIGN    Azuchi Castle
[19:56] Cinnamon
    My engineers worked hard
    to build it on top of stone.
[20:00] Cinnamon
    This was cutting-edge technology at the time,
[20:03] Cinnamon
    and it became the basis for future castles.
[20:07] Cinnamon
    I was about the only one who
    built multiple castles to move into.
[20:11] Cinnamon
    It's not something you can do without
    wealth and power, after all.
[20:16] Cinnamon
    So even as a dog...
[20:19] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Look, Cinnamon, it's your house.
[20:25] Cinnamon
    Suddenly having a castle...
[20:30] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I think Cinnamon's happy.
[20:32] (Flashback) Dad
    Dogs definitely love their doghouses.
[20:38] Cinnamon
    I was so happy.
[20:40] Cinnamon
    And yet...
[20:41] Mom
    Cinnamon's a fully indoor dog, anyway.
[20:45] Ichiko
    It's much nicer inside.
[20:47] Cinnamon
    This damn happy-go-lucky family...
[20:51] Cinnamon
    To a man, having his castle
    taken away is humiliating.
[20:56] Cinnamon
    Even if it's a doghouse.
[20:59] Ichiko
    Huh?
[20:59] Ichiko
    Is Cinnamon sad?
[21:02] Mom
    What? He's not happy?
[21:05] Mom
    Maybe we should have asked
    him before we threw it out.
[21:09] Cinnamon
    Of course you should have.
[21:11] Mom
    Want to buy a new doghouse, then?
[21:13] Cinnamon
    Say what?!
[21:14] Ichiko
    You just threw one out. Are you sure?
[21:17] Mom
    Actually, we threw out
    our sofa and chairs, too.
[21:20] Mom
    We need to buy new ones.
[21:23] Cinnamon
    Good going, Lady Mom.
[21:24] Cinnamon
    I love how boneheaded you are.
[21:27] Cinnamon
    At least, it would have made
    me happy to say that, but...
SIGN    Cinnamon's House
[21:31] Cinnamon
    What is this?!
[21:33] Cinnamon
    It's paper thin!
[21:35] Mom
    A tent will be easy to fold
    away and move around.
[21:40] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's happy, too.
[21:42] Ichiko
    Function over form, right?
[21:45] Cinnamon
    No, it's all about form!
[21:48] Cinnamon
    I was a fool for expecting
    anything of these two!
[23:24] Cinnamon
    Hey, the next episode is the last episode.
[23:27] Lucky
    Looking back, it seemed like a long time,
    but it also seemed to go quickly.
[23:31] Boo
    Wait, so was it long or was it quick?
[23:34] Julian
    Not your unnecessary questions again.
[23:36] Boo
    But it's the final episode.
    We need to set things straight.
[23:39] Lucky
    Jeez.
[23:40] Lucky
    That's why people say you have
    middle schooler syndrome.
[23:43] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[23:44] Boo
    Have I caused you trouble by
    having middle schooler syndrome?
[23:46] Cinnamon
    Yes, you have!
[23:47] Boo
    I apologize.
[23:48] Cinnamon
    I hope you watch the final episode.
SIGN    Episode 12: Puppies of War

Season 1

E12 - Puppies of War

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SIGN    Episode 12: Puppies of War
[01:35] Lucky
    O-Odawara Castle, you say?
[01:37] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[01:38] Cinnamon
    That fool, Mitsuhide...
[01:42] (Flashback) Hideto
    Yay!
[01:43] Cinnamon
    He won a free so-called "car rental."
[01:47] Boo
    And then Ai-dono suggested...
[01:50] (Flashback) Ai
    I suggest we go for a
    drive to Odawara Castle!
[01:53] (Flashback) Boo
    S-Sure.
[01:55] Boo
    So we're all going to go for a drive.
[01:59] Lucky
    We hate even hearing the
    name "Odawara Castle."
[02:02] Lucky
    Right, Julian-dono?
[02:04] Julian
    Indeed.
[02:05] Julian
    Lucky-dono and I both.
[02:12] Julian
    We laid siege to Odawara Castle,
    which was defended by Houjou,
[02:16] Julian
    but neither of us could break through.
[02:20] Julian
    Odawara Castle is impenetrable.
[02:22] Lucky
    W-Well, I wasn't feeling that well at the time.
[02:28] Julian
    Excuses are uncouth.
[02:30] Julian
    And just what are you doing?
[02:33] Whip
    What?
[02:34] Whip
    It's in a rocker's heart to
    want to climb anything big!
[02:41] Whip
    Rock climbing!
[02:42] Whip
    Get it?
[02:44] Julian
    Uh-huh.
[02:45] Julian
    That was a miss.
[02:46] Charlie
    Houjou's castle, which fended off even the two
[02:49] Charlie
    most powerful warlords,
    Lucky-dono and Julian-dono...
[02:53] Charlie
    The key to a successful siege of
    the impenetrable Odawara Castle
[02:58] Charlie
    was the Ishigakiyama Ichiya Castle,
[03:00] Charlie
    which I must humbly declare
    was my own design.
[03:03] Charlie
    Ichiya Castle?
[03:05] Charlie
    What's that?
[03:06] N
    Ishigakiyama Ichiya Castle
[03:08] N
    was a mountain castle built with haste
    at the command of Lord Hideyoshi.
[03:15] Julian
    Impressive.
[03:16] Lucky
    I'm shocked.
[03:17] Cinnamon
    That's amazing, indeed.
[03:19] Whip
    Rockin'!
[03:20] Whip
    One Night Castle!
[03:22] Charlie
    What? None of you have
    heard of Ichiya Castle?
[03:26] Marutarou
    Of course they haven't.
[03:28] Marutarou
    They were all dead by then.
[03:31] Lucky
    Th-That is true. Though...
[03:34] Cinnamon
    It's kind of annoying when he says it.
[03:37] Julian
    I somehow feel insulted.
[03:40] Whip
    All things come to an end.
[03:42] Whip
    Rockin'.
[03:43] Lily
    Look at how excited they
    are over a domestic trip.
[03:46] Lily
    It's so delightfully quaint,
    is it not, honey?
[03:52] Gilbert
    L-Lily, you shouldn't say
    such incendiary things.
[03:57] Lily
    Oh, my apologies.
[04:01] Marutarou
    Attacking Odawara Castle takes me back.
[04:04] Marutarou
    That was actually my first battle.
[04:08] Lucky
    Are you sure about that?
[04:09] Lucky
    I heard on TV that the First Siege
    of Ueda was your first battle.
[04:16] Marutarou
    Looks like there are alternate theories.
[04:18] Julian
    We're talking about you. You ought to know.
[04:21] Cinnamon
    What was your first battle?
[04:23] Cinnamon
    Tell us.
[04:24] Julian
    Yeah! Speak up!
[04:26] Whip
    Rockin'!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:35] Hideto
    Is everyone in the car?
[04:37] Ichiko
    Yes.
SIGN    Driving for Monkeys
[04:39] Seira
    Like this, and that, and... I see.
[04:43] Hideto
    Hey, Seira, are you all right?
[04:46] Seira
    I think I'm okay.
[04:48] Seira
    It's been two years since
    I last drove, though.
[04:52] Boo
    I don't think he's okay.
[04:54] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[04:56] Tomo
    You're the only one with
    a driver's license, Seira-san.
[04:58] Tomo
    We're counting on you.
[05:00] Seira
    Okay. I'm all good.
[05:03] Seira
    I got this.
[05:04] Seira
    All right, we're heading out.
[05:07] Ai
    Gulp.
[05:08] Seira
    Ch-Check behind the vehicle.
[05:10] Seira
    First, turn on the right turn signal...
[05:14] Ai
    We're screwed.
[05:20] Boo
    We're so slow.
[05:23] Boo
    A bike just passed us.
[05:26] Cinnamon
    Jeez, this is frustrating.
[05:29] Cinnamon
    Hey, what's this button?
[05:33] Ichiko
    No, Cinnamon! That's dangerous!
[05:38] Cinnamon
    I can't do that?
[05:41] Tomo
    I've never been to a castle before.
[05:43] Ichiko
    Same.
[05:44] Tomo
    I can't wait.
[05:45] Ichiko
    Ai-chan, are you okay?
[05:47] Ichiko
    Are you not feeling well?
[05:50] Ai
    No, I'm totally fine.
[05:53] Ai
    I was just thinking about something.
[05:55] Tomo
    Thinking about something?
[05:57] Ai
    Odawara Castle is where my lord...
[06:00] Ichiko
    You mean Date Masamune-san.
[06:02] Ai
    It's the fateful place to which he carried a
    golden cross, where he would fight to the death.
[06:10] Ai
    Thinking about that makes me so sentimental.
[06:16] Ichiko
    Oh...
[06:17] Cinnamon
    Is that true?
[06:19] Boo
    Well, it was actually in Kyoto that
    I walked with a golden cross.
[06:24] Boo
    I guess that's just how intense things were.
[06:30] Seira
    Hey, Mitsuhide.
[06:35] Hideto
    S-Stop the car!
[06:45] Seira
    Mitsuhide, you lied.
[06:49] Seira
    You never overcame your carsickness.
[06:53] Seira
    It's just like when you were a kid.
[06:54] Hideto
    S-Sorry.
[06:56] Hideto
    I wanted to go for a drive with
    Cinnamon. I couldn't help it.
[07:03] Boo
    You're so popular, Cinnamon-san.
[07:06] Cinnamon
    It's such a nuisance.
[07:10] Tomo
    What should we do?
[07:11] Hideto
    What can we do?
[07:13] Hideto
    He'll get sick again as
    soon as we start driving.
[07:17] Cinnamon
    Why don't we send Mitsuhide
    home on the train?
[07:21] Boo
    How about we send him home on foot?
[07:24] Hideto
    It might help my nausea if I can
    hold on to my beloved Cinnamon.
[07:29] Cinnamon
    No way!
[07:31] Cinnamon
    Why do I have to put up
    with that pukey bastard?
[07:35] Tomo
    All right, let's experiment.
[07:36] Tomo
    Icchie, let Mitsuhide-san hold Cinnamon.
SIGN    Potaders
SIGN    Lightly Salted
[07:40] Ichiko
    Roger!
[07:41] Cinnamon
    No! God!
[07:43] Cinnamon
    No! Girl, please! No! No!
[07:45] Cinnamon
    Spare me!
[07:50] Hideto
    Hey, everyone, sorry for worrying you.
[07:52] Hideto
    I feel fine now.
[07:59] Hideto
    I-I feel so sick.
[08:03] Hideto
    Take us on our way.
[08:04] Hideto
    To Odawara Castle!
[08:06] Hideto
    Now, Seira-kun, let's drive!
[08:09] Seira
    R-Right.
[08:10] Ichiko
    You love Cinnamon so much, Mitsuhide-san.
[08:14] Ai
    Only love can work such miracles.
[08:16] Boo
    He's got some deep scars, hasn't he?
[08:20] Hideto
    Did you know, Cinnamon?
[08:22] Hideto
    Mount Fuji is 3,776 meters high.
[08:26] Cinnamon
    No. I don't care.
[08:28] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's so lucky.
[08:31] Tomo
    I know what you mean, but Cinnamon's a dog.
[08:35] Ai
    My lord... My lord...
[08:38] Tomo
    Yeesh.
[08:40] Hideto
    Mount Yari is 3,180 meters.
[08:44] Cinnamon
    That's nice, indeed.
[08:52] Tomo
    This sucks.
[08:56] Tomo
    You're the most proper one here.
[08:59] Tomo
    I think we'll get along.
[09:01] Cinnamon
    Boo-chan? Proper?
[09:03] Cinnamon
    You have a lot to learn, Tomo-chan-dono.
[09:10] Cinnamon
    That's a giant keep.
[09:13] Cinnamon
    It might be just a tad smaller
    than mine at Azuchi Castle.
SIGN    Azuchi
    Castle
    Keep
SIGN    33
    meters
SIGN    Odawara
    Castle
    Keep
SIGN    27
    meters
[09:18] Boo
    I heard it was constructed recently
    out of reinforced concrete.
[09:23] Cinnamon
    You're quite knowledgeable.
[09:25] Cinnamon
    How do you know that?
[09:27] Boo
    It's not me.
[09:28] Boo
    Ai-dono's the knowledgeable one.
[09:30] Boo
    Besides, when we attacked
    Odawara Castle, it was sprawling,
[09:34] Boo
    but it didn't have any
    impressive keeps or anything.
[09:42] Lis
    H-Hello.
[09:44] Cinnamon
    What? You can speak?
[09:47] Lis
    Um...
[09:48] Lis
    Do you know who I am?
[09:50] Cinnamon
    You're a squirrel.
[09:54] Lis
    That's right.
[09:55] Lis
    I'm Lis.
[09:58] Tomo
    Thanks for waiting.
[09:59] Ichiko
    Tomo-chan, how was it?
[10:01] Tomo
    No good.
[10:02] Tomo
    We can't bring pets into the keep.
[10:05] Hideto
    If Cinnamon's not going, I'm not, either.
[10:08] Ichiko
    If Mitsuhide-san's not
    going, I'm not, either.
[10:10] Ai
    Neither are we, of course.
[10:12] Seira
    I figured.
[10:14] Tomo
    What should we do?
[10:15] Seira
    Let's check out Ishigakiyama
    Ichiya Castle, then.
[10:18] Seira
    I'm sure they'll allow pets.
SIGN    Ishigakiyama
    Ichiya
    Castle
[10:23] Ai
    I-Ichiya Castle?!
[10:25] Ai
    Finally!
[10:27] Ai
    Let's go!
[10:30] Ai
    The year is 1590.
[10:31] Ai
    My lord... I mean, Date Masamune-sama
    was late for Hideyoshi's siege of Odawara.
[10:37] Cinnamon
    Did you sleep in?
[10:38] Boo
    I was watching and waiting.
[10:40] Boo
    I owed Houjou, too.
[10:42] Ai
    The lord, the chaotic one-eyed dragon
    of Oshu, realized it could be bad.
[10:51] Boo
    The white kimono was what you
    would call burial clothes.
[10:54] Boo
    I was expressing my sincerity,
    that I was ready to die.
[10:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    I apologize deeply for my late arrival.
[11:04] Boo
    Hideyoshi ended up finding that amusing.
[11:09] Ai
    And that all happened at Ishigakiyama
    Ichiya Castle, where we're headed now.
[11:15] Ai
    So pure! So pure!
[11:17] Ai
    My lord!
[11:18] Boo
    But I did more than just bow
    my head to Hideyoshi-dono.
[11:22] Boo
    I actually left my claw mark there.
[11:27] Cinnamon
    Claw mark, you say?
[11:29] Lis
    Did you perhaps bury some treasures there?
[11:31] Boo
    You'll see when we get there.
[11:34] Boo
    Wait, the squirrel just talked!
[11:36] Lis
    Hi, I'm Lis.
[11:37] Cinnamon
    Monkey-kun was pretty cocky earlier.
[11:48] Ichiko
    No, Cinnamon!
[11:49] Cinnamon
    Don't worry, I'll be right back.
[11:52] Boo
    This way!
[11:59] Lis
    It's been 430 years, after all.
[12:03] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[12:06] Boo
    Here we are. It's right here.
[12:08] Boo
    Just a second.
[12:09] Boo
    Don't freak out too much.
[12:11] Boo
    The Japanese history textbooks might
    have to be rewritten tomorrow.
SIGN    1,000 Ryou
[12:21] Boo
    Here it is! Look!
[12:26] Cinnamon
    What is this?
[12:28] Cinnamon
    Wh-What the hell?!
[12:29] Cinnamon
    Th-This is so dumb!
[12:31] Cinnamon
    What are you, a middle
    schooler on a class trip?!
[12:34] Boo
    What? What's wrong?
[12:36] Boo
    It's awesome, isn't it?
[12:38] Lis
    Well... this isn't going to change the textbooks.
SIGN    Masamune was here Fight me
[12:45] Cinnamon
    Insolent fool!
[12:47] Cinnamon
    Get back!
[12:48] Cinnamon
    Get back, I say!
[12:49] Ichiko
    Come on out, Cinnamon.
[12:51] Cinnamon
    Stay away, girl!
[12:57] Ichiko
    See? Your tummy's in bad shape.
[13:00] Ichiko
    We need to take you to the vet.
[13:02] Cinnamon
    Even if my tumtum hurts,
    I shan't go to the vet.
[13:06] Cinnamon
    They only care about giving dogs needles.
[13:11] Cinnamon
    Vets are all needle-obsessed jags!
SIGN    °Personal opinion
SIGN    °Personal opinion
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[13:18] Cinnamon
    Th-The gate has been breached!
[13:21] Ichiko
    Calm down.
[13:22] Cinnamon
    No vet!
[13:24] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[13:25] Cinnamon
    D-Defeat.
[13:28] Cinnamon
    Following a grueling battle, the castle falls.
SIGN    Zein University Veterinary Hospital School
[13:32] Doc
    He probably overate.
[13:34] Doc
    A lot of Shiba Inus have huge appetites.
[13:38] Cinnamon
    Wrong!
[13:40] Cinnamon
    It's psychological stress.
[13:42] Cinnamon
    It was the Odawara drive.
[13:44] Cinnamon
    I was already exhausted from taking care
    of a messed-up Mitsuhide, and then...
SIGN    Masamune was here Fight me
[13:49] Boo
    Masamune was here.
[13:50] Boo
    Fight me.
[13:52] Cinnamon
    Boo's middle school
    posturing finished me off.
[13:56] Cinnamon
    I'm just sick from dealing with two idiots.
[14:00] Doc
    I don't think there's
    anything to worry about.
[14:03] Doc
    But let's have him fast as long as his
    stomach is rumbling, and see how it goes.
[14:09] Cinnamon
    Fast, you say?!
[14:10] Cinnamon
    You quack!
[14:11] Cinnamon
    Never underestimate a grudge held over food!
[14:15] Cinnamon
    I'll curse you!
[14:17] Cinnamon
    I'll curse you to death!
[14:21] Ichiko
    A fast?
[14:22] Ichiko
    For how long?
[14:24] Doc
    I'd say a couple days.
[14:26] Cinnamon
    I'm going to die.
[14:28] Ichiko
    That long?
[14:29] Ichiko
    Is there a supplement or
    anything you could give him?
[14:33] Doc
    All right.
[14:34] Doc
    Let's give him a vitamin injection.
[14:36] Doc
    It'll be a good pick-me-up.
[14:39] Cinnamon
    S-So I'm getting a needle after all?!
SIGN    Zeon University Veterinary Hospital School
[14:51] Ichiko
    Are you okay, Cinnamon?
[14:53] Cinnamon
    I'm not great.
[14:55] Cinnamon
    The needle was the last straw.
[14:57] Cinnamon
    I'm dead.
[15:00] Ichiko
    It's growling again.
[15:03] Ichiko
    You definitely ate too much.
[15:05] Cinnamon
    I told you, it's not from eating too much.
[15:09] Cinnamon
    It's the idiot, the middle schooler,
    and the needle.
[15:11] Cinnamon
    It was a triple-whammy
    of psychological trauma.
[15:16] Cinnamon
    I hate it.
[15:23] Ichiko
    I'll carry you home.
[15:25] Cinnamon
    I see.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Horiuchi Kenyuu
[15:36] Cinnamon
    Damn it, I'm unwell.
[15:39] Ichiko
    It's still growling.
[15:42] Ichiko
    Let's skip your meals today.
[15:44] Cinnamon
    I'm left with no choice.
[15:46] Ichiko
    I'll take care of you all night tonight.
[15:53] Cinnamon
    It was perhaps two years ago.
[15:57] Cinnamon
    I was born to this world as the youngest of
    four Shiba Inu siblings at a breeder's home.
[16:05] Cinnamon
    I still carried the mind of Nobunaga,
    yet I was born into a Shiba Inu's body.
[16:11] Cinnamon
    It took me some time before I understood
    and accepted that reality.
[16:16] Cinnamon
    I caused my dog mother
    quite a bit of worry, too.
SIGN    What's wrong?
SIGN    Don't want any?
[16:22] Cinnamon
    Uh...
[16:25] Cinnamon
    Think about it.
[16:27] Cinnamon
    A human mother does
    everything for her child.
[16:31] Cinnamon
    One needs only to surrender to her.
[16:35] Cinnamon
    But not so for a dog's child.
[16:37] Cinnamon
    If you don't keep up, you fall behind
    your siblings in the race to survive.
[16:42] Cinnamon
    Also, did you know that some nipples on a
    mother dog produce more milk than others?
SIGN    Produces lots
    of milk
SIGN    Doesn't produce
    much milk
[16:50] Cinnamon
    In the puppy world, one needs to secure
    a nipple that produces plenty of milk,
[16:54] Cinnamon
    even at the cost of their siblings,
    or they won't grow as well in the long run.
[17:01] Cinnamon
    This is survival of the fittest.
[17:03] Cinnamon
    Just like the Warring States era.
[17:13] Cinnamon
    Of course, as soon as I realized
    that, I never fell behind again.
[17:19] Cinnamon
    I always struck first.
[17:21] Cinnamon
    I rushed first to my mother and captured
    the productive nipple for myself.
SIGN    Produces lots
    of milk
[17:28] Cinnamon
    Those were days of war,
    just as in my previous life.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Kumada Akane
[17:37] Mom
    Ichiko, let's have dinner.
[17:40] Ichiko
    I'll pass.
[17:42] Dad
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[17:44] Dad
    You'll end up sick yourself.
[17:46] Ichiko
    My little glutton Cinnamon
    is fasting right now.
[17:49] Ichiko
    I can't bring myself to eat.
[17:55] Cinnamon
    A while later, I was separated from
    my mother and taken to a pet store.
[18:04] Cinnamon
    Here, too, I had to win in battle.
[18:09] Cinnamon
    I learned that even when I'm eating dog food,
[18:12] Cinnamon
    I could avoid having any stolen by the
    others by straddling it with my paws.
[18:18] Cinnamon
    Every waking moment, I was at war.
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
SIGN    Always at war
[18:22] Cinnamon
    My constant battle with my siblings led
    my face to become even more menacing,
[18:27] Cinnamon
    and even more like that of an old man.
[18:31] (Flashback) Guy A
    Why are you always spoiling for a fight?
[18:35] (Flashback) Guy B
    He's always so angry. He's so not cute.
[18:38] (Flashback) Guy A
    So scary.
[18:39] (Flashback) Guy A
    His eyes don't look like a puppy's eyes.
[18:41] Cinnamon
    The staff regarded me poorly, too.
[18:44] (Flashback) Girl
    Puppies! Puppies!
[18:50] (Flashback) Girl
    I'm scared!
[18:51] (Flashback) Girl
    I don't want a puppy like that!
[18:54] Cinnamon
    The customers hated me, too.
[18:57] Cinnamon
    My siblings were all adopted,
    one after another,
[19:01] Cinnamon
    but no one called on me.
[19:05] (Flashback) Kid
    So cute!
[19:07] Cinnamon
    Finally, I was the only one left in the cage.
[19:11] (Flashback) Guy A
    Come on, you're only a puppy,
    and you're so full of spite.
[19:16] (Flashback) Guy A
    No one's going to buy you if
    you grow too much bigger.
[19:19] (Flashback) Guy A
    Do you get it?
[19:28] Cinnamon
    What's going to become of me?
[19:32] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I like this one!
[19:34] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I want this one!
[19:36] Cinnamon
    That's when I met the girl.
[19:39] (Flashback) Guy A
    Oh, that one's cute, but we have
    some cute toy poodles over here.
[19:45] (Flashback) Guy A
    Shih Tzu dogs are adorable
    and intelligent, too.
[19:48] Cinnamon
    They don't need your advice!
[19:50] Cinnamon
    I'll bite you!
[19:51] Cinnamon
    If this eccentric girl hates me, it's over.
[19:54] Cinnamon
    No one will ever come to adopt me.
[19:58] Cinnamon
    For the first time in my life,
    I tried to be lovable.
[20:02] Cinnamon
    Alas...
[20:03] (Flashback) Dad
    Are you sure you want this one?
[20:06] (Flashback) Mom
    Why don't you look at the other
    puppies before you decide?
[20:09] Cinnamon
    I knew it was no use.
[20:11] Cinnamon
    Do as you wish.
[20:13] (Flashback) Ichiko
    His bad attitude is what makes him so cute.
[20:23] Cinnamon
    I was so grateful to this stranger.
[20:27] Cinnamon
    Thus the girl took me as one of her own,
[20:30] Cinnamon
    and I now live as a member of the Oda family.
[20:44] Cinnamon
    I feel so light.
[20:52] Cinnamon
    The rumbling's all gone.
[20:55] Cinnamon
    Actually, I'm hungry as hell.
[20:58] Cinnamon
    Hey, girl! Feed me!
[21:04] Cinnamon
    Well, I'm quite indebted to the girl.
[21:11] Ichiko
    Cinnamon?
[21:13] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[21:15] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[21:18] Ichiko
    I'm so glad you're better, Cinnamon.
[21:22] Cinnamon
    Cinnamon, huh?
[21:23] Cinnamon
    It's true that this name
    is slowly growing on me.
[21:29] Ichiko
    Let's be together forever.
[21:32] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[21:33] Cinnamon
    I don't want you to forget,
    though, that I am Nobunaga.
[21:37] Cinnamon
    So if I looked like I did in my previous life...
[21:42] Cinnamon
    It would still look like this.
[21:45] Ichiko
    What? You look troubled.
[21:53] Cinnamon
    I'm left with no choice.
[21:55] Cinnamon
    I suppose that, too, is entertaining.
[21:59] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[22:02] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.