E6 - Detective Satan

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    "Detective Satan"
[00:12] ---
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
[00:14] ---
    No, I just spilled some ketchup.
[00:16] ---
    I see.
[00:18] ---
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
[00:20] ---
    No, I just messed up in a game.
[00:22] ---
    Satan!
[00:23] ---
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
[00:25] ---
    I know you've been
    reading detective novels,
[00:28] ---
    but murders don't happen so often.
[00:32] ---
    R-Right.
[00:33] ---
    Hey.
[00:34] ---
    Was there a murder?!
[00:36] ---
    No, my pillow's just missing.
[00:38] ---
    Anyone know where it is?
[00:40] ---
    That's all?
[00:41] ---
    Don't know, don't care.
[00:43] ---
    Maybe you misplaced it
    when you were half-asleep.
[00:45] ---
    How do you lose something that big?
[00:47] ---
    You didn't leave it in
    the washing machine?
[00:50] ---
    It's not under my bed
    or in the washing machine.
[00:54] ---
    I'll go look somewhere else.
[00:56] ---
    Belphie, there's no need for that.
[00:58] ---
    What?
[00:59] ---
    For the culprit...
[01:02] ---
    ...is in here!
[01:06] ---
    More detective stuff?
[01:09] ---
    Levi, what did you just say to Belphie?
[01:12] ---
    Huh? Umm...
[01:14] ---
    How does something that big disappear?
[01:18] ---
    How did you know it was large?
[01:22] ---
    He's right.
[01:23] ---
    Wait, no, I didn't really
    mean anything by it.
[01:26] ---
    Was this pillow by chance unique?
[01:28] ---
    Yeah, it was actually a body pillow.
[01:34] ---
    The culprit is you, Levi, isn't it?
[01:37] ---
    Dammit! I didn't mean any harm!
[01:39] ---
    It's just that my Ruri-chan
    body pillowcase arrived
[01:41] ---
    and I wanted to quickly try it out!
[01:44] ---
    Wow!
[01:45] ---
    What a detective!
[01:47] ---
    Thank you, Detective Satan!
[01:51] ---
    Remember, condemn the crime,
    not the perpetrator.
[01:59] ---
    Hmm?
[02:00] ---
    Huh?
[02:03] ---
    The pudding I left in the fridge
    has disappeared.
[02:08] ---
    Is this...
[02:10] ---
    Satan, it's another mystery!
[02:12] ---
    Yes, indeed it is.
[02:15] ---
    Wait, it's not this pudding is it?
[02:19] ---
    This is bad. I'm the culprit.
[02:21] ---
    I should hurry and
    dispose of the evidence.
[02:23] ---
    No, rushing away would be suspicious.
[02:25] ---
    I must attack!
[02:27] ---
    The best offense is a good offense!
[02:30] ---
    I'm sure I left it in the fridge, Satan.
[02:34] ---
    The culprit is in here!
[02:36] ---
    I knew it!
[02:37] ---
    Do we get to see more
    amazing detective work?
[02:39] ---
    Who? Who should I use as a scapegoat?
[02:43] ---
    That's it!
[02:45] ---
    The culprit is...
[02:47] ---
    Asmodeus. It was you!
[02:48] ---
    What?! Me?!
[02:51] ---
    You're drinking coffee
    right now, are you not?
[02:53] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[02:55] ---
    The only drink for a post-pudding
    refresher is a slightly bitter coffee!
[03:01] ---
    Don't look so shocked!
    That's subjective!
[03:04] ---
    Asmo, how could you sully your hands so?
[03:07] ---
    I'm telling you, it wasn't me!
[03:09] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    Satan's totally eating pudding right now!
[03:12] ---
    My cover's blown!
[03:14] ---
    I need to keep calm
    and stay on the offensive.
[03:25] ---
    Huh? Wh-What?
    What are you doing?! What?!
[03:28] ---
    Would the culprit eat
    with such confidence?
[03:30] ---
    I said, would the culprit eat
    with such confidence?
[03:34] ---
    He's right.
[03:35] ---
    There's no way the culprit
    would be so brazen!
[03:38] ---
    What an amazing detective!
[03:39] ---
    You're brainwashed, the lot of you.
[03:42] ---
    Asmo, admit you ate Beel's pudding
[03:45] ---
    because of an "other-people's-pudding
    beauty treatment."
[03:47] ---
    What is that?!
[03:48] ---
    Someone as narcissistic as Asmo
    might just use such a treatment!
[03:51] ---
    It only makes sense!
[03:53] ---
    You're all hopeless.
[03:54] ---
    Give up Asmo,
    you other-people's-pudding eater!
[03:57] ---
    Who're you calling an
    other-people's-pudding eater?!
[03:59] ---
    Admit it! You other-people's-
    pudding-eater-and-money snatcher!
[04:01] ---
    I'm being accused of more?!
[04:03] ---
    How disgraceful,
    you other-people's-pillow stealer!
[04:05] ---
    That was you!
[04:06] ---
    There's nowhere to run,
    you devil-bee-honey-pudding eater!
[04:10] ---
    I'm telling you...!
[04:11] ---
    Wait...
[04:13] ---
    Devil bee honey pudding?
[04:15] ---
    But Beel only mentioned
    it was pudding...
[04:17] ---
    Yeah, but the one I put in the fridge
    was indeed devil bee honey pudding.
[04:24] ---
    Hmm...
[04:25] ---
    What's the big deal?
[04:28] ---
    Stand your ground.
[04:29] ---
    Satan...?
[04:31] ---
    That's because...
[04:32] ---
    Don't let up!
[04:34] ---
    ...because I...
[04:37] ---
    ...am the culprit!
[04:43] ---
    Incredible.
[04:44] ---
    What a detective!
[04:45] ---
    What's going on?!