# E6 - Detective Satan Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVD3GK/detective-satan)
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    "Detective Satan"
**[00:12] ---**
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
**[00:14] ---**
    No, I just spilled some ketchup.
**[00:16] ---**
    I see.
**[00:18] ---**
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
**[00:20] ---**
    No, I just messed up in a game.
**[00:22] ---**
    Satan!
**[00:23] ---**
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
**[00:25] ---**
    I know you've been
    reading detective novels,
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    but murders don't happen so often.
**[00:32] ---**
    R-Right.
**[00:33] ---**
    Hey.
**[00:34] ---**
    Was there a murder?!
**[00:36] ---**
    No, my pillow's just missing.
**[00:38] ---**
    Anyone know where it is?
**[00:40] ---**
    That's all?
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    Don't know, don't care.
**[00:43] ---**
    Maybe you misplaced it
    when you were half-asleep.
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    How do you lose something that big?
**[00:47] ---**
    You didn't leave it in
    the washing machine?
**[00:50] ---**
    It's not under my bed
    or in the washing machine.
**[00:54] ---**
    I'll go look somewhere else.
**[00:56] ---**
    Belphie, there's no need for that.
**[00:58] ---**
    What?
**[00:59] ---**
    For the culprit...
**[01:02] ---**
    ...is in here!
**[01:06] ---**
    More detective stuff?
**[01:09] ---**
    Levi, what did you just say to Belphie?
**[01:12] ---**
    Huh? Umm...
**[01:14] ---**
    How does something that big disappear?
**[01:18] ---**
    How did you know it was large?
**[01:22] ---**
    He's right.
**[01:23] ---**
    Wait, no, I didn't really
    mean anything by it.
**[01:26] ---**
    Was this pillow by chance unique?
**[01:28] ---**
    Yeah, it was actually a body pillow.
**[01:34] ---**
    The culprit is you, Levi, isn't it?
**[01:37] ---**
    Dammit! I didn't mean any harm!
**[01:39] ---**
    It's just that my Ruri-*chan*
    body pillowcase arrived
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    and I wanted to quickly try it out!
**[01:44] ---**
    Wow!
**[01:45] ---**
    What a detective!
**[01:47] ---**
    Thank you, Detective Satan!
**[01:51] ---**
    Remember, condemn the crime,
    not the perpetrator.
**[01:59] ---**
    Hmm?
**[02:00] ---**
    Huh?
**[02:03] ---**
    The pudding I left in the fridge
    has disappeared.
**[02:08] ---**
    Is this...
**[02:10] ---**
    Satan, it's another mystery!
**[02:12] ---**
    Yes, indeed it is.
**[02:15] ---**
    Wait, it's not this pudding is it?
**[02:19] ---**
    This is bad. I'm the culprit.
**[02:21] ---**
    I should hurry and
    dispose of the evidence.
**[02:23] ---**
    No, rushing away would be suspicious.
**[02:25] ---**
    I must attack!
**[02:27] ---**
    The best offense is a good offense!
**[02:30] ---**
    I'm sure I left it in the fridge, Satan.
**[02:34] ---**
    The culprit is in here!
**[02:36] ---**
    I knew it!
**[02:37] ---**
    Do we get to see more
    amazing detective work?
**[02:39] ---**
    Who? Who should I use as a scapegoat?
**[02:43] ---**
    That's it!
**[02:45] ---**
    The culprit is...
**[02:47] ---**
    Asmodeus. It was you!
**[02:48] ---**
    What?! Me?!
**[02:51] ---**
    You're drinking coffee
    right now, are you not?
**[02:53] ---**
    Yeah, I guess.
**[02:55] ---**
    The only drink for a post-pudding
    refresher is a slightly bitter coffee!
**[03:01] ---**
    Don't look so shocked!
    That's subjective!
**[03:04] ---**
    Asmo, how could you sully your hands so?
**[03:07] ---**
    I'm telling you, it wasn't me!
**[03:09] ---**
    Now that you mention it,
    Satan's totally eating pudding right now!
**[03:12] ---**
    My cover's blown!
**[03:14] ---**
    I need to keep calm
    and stay on the offensive.
**[03:25] ---**
    Huh? Wh-What?
    What are you doing?! What?!
**[03:28] ---**
    Would the culprit eat
    with such confidence?
**[03:30] ---**
    I said, would the culprit eat
    with such confidence?
**[03:34] ---**
    He's right.
**[03:35] ---**
    There's no way the culprit
    would be so brazen!
**[03:38] ---**
    What an amazing detective!
**[03:39] ---**
    You're brainwashed, the lot of you.
**[03:42] ---**
    Asmo, admit you ate Beel's pudding
**[03:45] ---**
    because of an "other-people's-pudding
    beauty treatment."
**[03:47] ---**
    What is that?!
**[03:48] ---**
    Someone as narcissistic as Asmo
    might just use such a treatment!
**[03:51] ---**
    It only makes sense!
**[03:53] ---**
    You're all hopeless.
**[03:54] ---**
    Give up Asmo,
    you other-people's-pudding eater!
**[03:57] ---**
    Who're you calling an
    other-people's-pudding eater?!
**[03:59] ---**
    Admit it! You other-people's-
    pudding-eater-and-money snatcher!
**[04:01] ---**
    I'm being accused of more?!
**[04:03] ---**
    How disgraceful,
    you other-people's-pillow stealer!
**[04:05] ---**
    That was you!
**[04:06] ---**
    There's nowhere to run,
    you devil-bee-honey-pudding eater!
**[04:10] ---**
    I'm telling you...!
**[04:11] ---**
    Wait...
**[04:13] ---**
    Devil bee honey pudding?
**[04:15] ---**
    But Beel only mentioned
    it was pudding...
**[04:17] ---**
    Yeah, but the one I put in the fridge
    was indeed devil bee honey pudding.
**[04:24] ---**
    Hmm...
**[04:25] ---**
    What's the big deal?
**[04:28] ---**
    Stand your ground.
**[04:29] ---**
    Satan...?
**[04:31] ---**
    That's because...
**[04:32] ---**
    Don't let up!
**[04:34] ---**
    ...because I...
**[04:37] ---**
    ...am the culprit!
**[04:43] ---**
    Incredible.
**[04:44] ---**
    What a detective!
**[04:45] ---**
    What's going on?!