E2 - Don’t Look!

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    Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru Ruri!
[00:06] ---
    I can't believe I finally
    get to be Ruri-chan
[00:09] ---
    from my favorite anime
    The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl.
[00:11] ---
    Petunias stand together!
    Flowers never say never!
[00:16] ---
    Evil demons be on alert
    as I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
[00:25] ---
    Levi, you in there?
[00:26] ---
    I'm coming in.
[00:33] ---
    Ow...
[00:35] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[00:38] ---
    Huh? Something up?
[00:40] ---
    Um... Ah... So, I was just
    Ruri Hana-ing...
[00:44] ---
    Ruri Hana-ing?
[00:45] ---
    Ah, nothing. Just, wait a few seconds!
[00:49] ---
    Got it.
[00:51] ---
    1, 2, 3...
[00:54] ---
    Not literally a few seconds!
[01:02] ---
    Ahh, I'm so tired!
[01:04] ---
    Were you about to go to bed?
[01:06] ---
    Yeah, kinda.
[01:08] ---
    I've always thought this but it's kind
    of impressive you can sleep in a bathtub.
[01:12] ---
    It calms me down, all right?
[01:14] ---
    I'm actually going to sleep now
    so could you, you know?
[01:16] ---
    Okay.
[01:17] ---
    So then... wanna play games or something?
[01:20] ---
    I don't think that's how
    you use "so then."
[01:22] ---
    Belphie's gonna play too.
[01:24] ---
    Evening.
[01:24] ---
    Oh... Belphie too, huh?
[01:26] ---
    When you-know-who was still here,
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    we used to play games
    together all the time, right?
[01:30] ---
    Now that you mention it...
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    They weren't even bothered
    by me being there.
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    --Ah...
    --Yeah...
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    Levi, what game do you want to play?
[01:41] ---
    P-Pick whichever you want.
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    One that we can all play would be good.
[01:47] ---
    I say we play this RPG.
[01:49] ---
    That's the definition
    of a single-player game.
[01:51] ---
    I hope I can do a good job
    cheering him on.
[01:52] ---
    You agreed to be a cheerleader easily.
[01:54] ---
    But Levi, isn't Bad Devil Slayer
    your favorite game at the moment?
[01:59] ---
    Yeah, I grinded to level up,
    finished the puzzles
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    and even made it to the final boss.
[02:06] ---
    Interesting... Let's use Levi's save then.
[02:09] ---
    Wait! What?! No! Stop!
[02:16] ---
    So, what? I choose the weapon I want?
[02:19] ---
    You get to pick a super-strong weapon
    for the final boss fight.
[02:23] ---
    I don't need any.
[02:24] ---
    What?! Why?!
[02:26] ---
    None of them look very tasty.
[02:28] ---
    You don't choose weapons
    based on if they look tasty!
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    All right, all right, nice choice!
[02:32] ---
    Stop encouraging him!
[02:34] ---
    This is the final boss, huh?
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    I should save just in case.
[02:38] ---
    What?! Don't save over my save!
[02:40] ---
    All right, all right, nice save!
[02:42] ---
    Okay, this is the momentum
    we need for the fight.
[02:45] ---
    I've got this in the bag!
[02:46] ---
    This is terrible. Just stop!
[02:48] ---
    Beel will never be able to win!
[02:49] ---
    This has already wrapped up!
[02:51] ---
    Who? You?
[02:52] ---
    No, not me.
[02:54] ---
    Okay, well, yes, also me.
[02:56] ---
    Get ready to eat dirt.
[02:59] ---
    Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Go Beel!
[03:01] ---
    Stop cheering, stop cheering,
    Mr. cheer crew!
[03:04] ---
    Here I go!
[03:06] ---
    Uh-oh.
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    This isn't good.
[03:08] ---
    Ahh, dammit.
[03:10] ---
    He's got me.
[03:12] ---
    See, I knew it.
[03:13] ---
    I just gotta...
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    Heal, heal!
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    Save.
[03:16] ---
    Huh?! Why?!
[03:17] ---
    How are you even saving during a battle?!
[03:20] ---
    Hmm, what should I do next?
[03:22] ---
    There's no turning back.
    We have to beat the boss!
[03:26] ---
    Beel, let me help.
[03:28] ---
    Nah...
[03:29] ---
    This is already over.
[03:30] ---
    Now you lose confidence?!
    You're all over the place.
[03:34] ---
    Let's throw in the towel.
[03:35] ---
    Do it, do it, throw in the towel!
[03:37] ---
    Don't discourage him!
[03:39] ---
    But I...
[03:40] ---
    Never say never!
[03:41] ---
    Evil demons be on alert
    for I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
[03:43] ---
    Justice Flower! Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru Ruri!
[03:48] ---
    Give me the controller.
[03:49] ---
    You two cheer me on!
[03:51] ---
    Okay, got it...
[03:53] ---
    We've got you.
[03:59] ---
    Hold up...
[04:01] ---
    There's something we should
    take care of before the boss.
[04:04] ---
    What're you wearing?
[04:06] ---
    What?
[04:09] ---
    Right...