Obey Me!

Lucifer, Satan, and the other five princes of hell are students at the Royal Academy of Diavolo, where they train to rule the Demon World. From following humans to falling in love, their individual quirks land them in interesting situations every single day! Will their antics get them expelled, or will one of these infamous brothers come out on top?

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Time to up Our Average

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[00:03] ---
    Curses are worth quite
    a few points on the next test.
[00:06] ---
    "Lucifer, the eldest"
[00:07] ---
    So today, we'll be memorizing spells.
[00:08] ---
    So today, we'll be memorizing spells.
[00:10] ---
    "Beelzebub, the sixth born"
[00:10] ---
    Is this because our average was
    so low on the last test?
[00:14] ---
    That doesn't mean we need
    a family study group though.
[00:14] ---
    "Belphegor, the last born"
[00:17] ---
    I'm so tired.
[00:19] ---
    "Leviathan, the third born"
[00:19] ---
    Btw, wasn't the one who
    made our average was so low
[00:22] ---
    "Mammon, the second born"
[00:22] ---
    Mammon?!
[00:24] ---
    "24 points"
[00:27] ---
    This time'll be different!
[00:29] ---
    All I gotta do to memorize
    is write ‘em a bunch of times!
[00:35] ---
    And you immediately
    start playing on your D.D.D.
[00:37] ---
    Oh man, look at that.
[00:39] ---
    Wow, you didn't even realize?
[00:40] ---
    What can I say, my hand just
    strays to it when I'm studyin'.
[00:43] ---
    But I ain't lettin'
    it happen this time!
[00:47] ---
    What a lost case.
[00:50] ---
    Now you're playing on it too, Satan?!
[00:50] ---
    "Satan, fourth born"
[00:51] ---
    Don't make assumptions.
[00:54] ---
    It's easier to memorize things
    when you know more about them.
[00:58] ---
    So I'm researching the origins
    of the spells I want to memorize.
[01:00] ---
    Oh. Well, I guess that's better than
    trying to memorize them willy-ni...
[01:05] ---
    What was that? I'm sure research
    papers don't make shutter sounds.
[01:07] ---
    Stop pestering me.
    I'm doing serious research here.
[01:09] ---
    Yes, I can see that from this
    work of art you have created.
[01:16] ---
    If our average on the next test
    is lower than before,
[01:20] ---
    I'll turn you all into
    test sheet name boxes.
[01:24] ---
    What?!
[01:25] ---
    "Asmodeus, the fifth born"
[01:26] ---
    Please don't.
[01:28] ---
    I know I'd be the most
    beautiful name box of them all.
[01:32] ---
    All the senpai name boxes
    would be jealous of my beauty
[01:35] ---
    and I just know they'd tease me!
[01:37] ---
    What in the Devildom
    is a senpai name box?!
[01:40] ---
    Right now, what we have to figure out
    is how to get Mammon to study.
[01:43] ---
    Right! That will be the key
    to raising our average.
[01:46] ---
    Really, you guys don't
    have to worry about me.
[01:48] ---
    I'm feelin' pretty good
    about this next test.
[01:55] ---
    Aaaand you're playing
    on your D.D.D. again!
[01:58] ---
    That looks fun! Let me try!
[02:00] ---
    Go for it.
[02:02] ---
    Has it already started?
[02:04] ---
    It has.
[02:05] ---
    Turn your face to the right,
    like the emoji.
[02:10] ---
    Perfect. Now look surprised.
[02:14] ---
    What a funny face.
[02:16] ---
    You're too slow.
[02:19] ---
    W-Wait!
[02:20] ---
    There are too many!
[02:23] ---
    What do I do? What do I do?
[02:25] ---
    That was hard...
[02:26] ---
    But so fun!
[02:28] ---
    I wanna try too.
[02:33] ---
    Whoa, where did all these come from?
[02:40] ---
    What is that expression?
[02:42] ---
    You face isn't very... expressive.
[02:44] ---
    That was wrong.
[02:45] ---
    You can tell he's
    really trying though.
[02:49] ---
    Step aside. This normie game
    is no match for me!
[02:52] ---
    Huh? Is this a two player game?
[02:57] ---
    --Whose face is this picking up?
    --This is harder than I thought.
[03:00] ---
    Let me try.
[03:01] ---
    Satan, you too?
[03:04] ---
    This is hard.
[03:07] ---
    Me, too!
[03:07] ---
    This is pretty cramped...
[03:09] ---
    What is that emoji?
[03:14] ---
    Nah, nah, it's like this!
[03:15] ---
    Like this!
[03:17] ---
    That's so off!
[03:19] ---
    All right already!
[03:22] ---
    Oh, nice.
[03:24] ---
    Huh?
[03:25] ---
    You got the high score!
[03:28] ---
    I'm confiscating this.
[03:29] ---
    --What?!
    --What're you doin'?!
[03:31] ---
    --Deeemon!
    --Demon of a demon!
    --Sadist!
[03:34] ---
    Today's study group is adjourned.
[03:37] ---
    Let's reconvene first thing
    tomorrow morning.
[03:39] ---
    What the hell?
[03:46] ---
    Those six, what am I
    going to do with them...?
[03:49] ---
    What's so funny about this anyway?
[03:51] ---
    Ridiculous app...
[03:57] ---
    Absolutely...
[03:58] ---
    Ridiculous...
[03:59] ---
    Absurd... How totally...
[04:01] ---
    Absurd. Ridiculous.
[04:03] ---
    Ridiculous.
[04:04] ---
    Ridiculous, ridiculous.
[04:06] ---
    --Ridiculous, ridiculous.
    --Ah! I forgot my notebook.
[04:08] ---
    Ri...
[04:18] ---
    "Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party.
    Everyone, come immediately."
[04:20] ---
    "Asmodeus: A Party?
    I'm coming, I'm coming!"
[04:22] ---
    "Mammon: I'll pass."
[04:23] ---
    "Lucifer: That was an order."
[04:24] ---
    "Mammon: What the hell?"
[04:25] ---
    "Asmodeus: It's not like
    you've got plans tho?"
[04:26] ---
    "Mammon: The casino's calling me."
[04:27] ---
    "Leviathan: In short,
    you don't have plans."
[04:29] ---
    "There's a repeat of Ruri-chan's
    best episode on so I'll pass."
[04:30] ---
    "Mammon: That was an order!"
[04:31] ---
    "Leviathan: Why?!"
[04:33] ---
    "Lucifer: I said everyone, didn't I?"
[04:34] ---
    "Satan: What do you expect
    from the Avatar of Pride?"
[04:35] ---
    "He doesn't care about
    other people's plans."
[04:36] ---
    "Leviathan: You tell him, Satan."
[04:37] ---
    "Asmodeus: Satan, you have plans?"
[04:38] ---
    "Satan: No."
[04:39] ---
    "Leviathan: After all that, you don't?!"
[04:41] ---
    "Asmodeus: Twins, you're coming, right?"
[04:42] ---
    "Belphegor: I can't
    be bothered. Beel, hbu?"
[04:43] ---
    "Beelzebub: I'll go if there's food."
[04:44] ---
    "Mammon: It's seriously
    that simple for ya?"
[04:45] ---
    "Belphegor: Okay, I'm coming too then."
[04:46] ---
    "Lucifer: Everyone finished?
    It's starting."

Season 1

E2 - Don’t Look!

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[00:03] ---
    Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru Ruri!
[00:06] ---
    I can't believe I finally
    get to be Ruri-chan
[00:09] ---
    from my favorite anime
    The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl.
[00:11] ---
    Petunias stand together!
    Flowers never say never!
[00:16] ---
    Evil demons be on alert
    as I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
[00:25] ---
    Levi, you in there?
[00:26] ---
    I'm coming in.
[00:33] ---
    Ow...
[00:35] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[00:38] ---
    Huh? Something up?
[00:40] ---
    Um... Ah... So, I was just
    Ruri Hana-ing...
[00:44] ---
    Ruri Hana-ing?
[00:45] ---
    Ah, nothing. Just, wait a few seconds!
[00:49] ---
    Got it.
[00:51] ---
    1, 2, 3...
[00:54] ---
    Not literally a few seconds!
[01:02] ---
    Ahh, I'm so tired!
[01:04] ---
    Were you about to go to bed?
[01:06] ---
    Yeah, kinda.
[01:08] ---
    I've always thought this but it's kind
    of impressive you can sleep in a bathtub.
[01:12] ---
    It calms me down, all right?
[01:14] ---
    I'm actually going to sleep now
    so could you, you know?
[01:16] ---
    Okay.
[01:17] ---
    So then... wanna play games or something?
[01:20] ---
    I don't think that's how
    you use "so then."
[01:22] ---
    Belphie's gonna play too.
[01:24] ---
    Evening.
[01:24] ---
    Oh... Belphie too, huh?
[01:26] ---
    When you-know-who was still here,
[01:28] ---
    we used to play games
    together all the time, right?
[01:30] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[01:33] ---
    They weren't even bothered
    by me being there.
[01:36] ---
    --Ah...
    --Yeah...
[01:40] ---
    Levi, what game do you want to play?
[01:41] ---
    P-Pick whichever you want.
[01:45] ---
    One that we can all play would be good.
[01:47] ---
    I say we play this RPG.
[01:49] ---
    That's the definition
    of a single-player game.
[01:51] ---
    I hope I can do a good job
    cheering him on.
[01:52] ---
    You agreed to be a cheerleader easily.
[01:54] ---
    But Levi, isn't Bad Devil Slayer
    your favorite game at the moment?
[01:59] ---
    Yeah, I grinded to level up,
    finished the puzzles
[02:03] ---
    and even made it to the final boss.
[02:06] ---
    Interesting... Let's use Levi's save then.
[02:09] ---
    Wait! What?! No! Stop!
[02:16] ---
    So, what? I choose the weapon I want?
[02:19] ---
    You get to pick a super-strong weapon
    for the final boss fight.
[02:23] ---
    I don't need any.
[02:24] ---
    What?! Why?!
[02:26] ---
    None of them look very tasty.
[02:28] ---
    You don't choose weapons
    based on if they look tasty!
[02:30] ---
    All right, all right, nice choice!
[02:32] ---
    Stop encouraging him!
[02:34] ---
    This is the final boss, huh?
[02:36] ---
    I should save just in case.
[02:38] ---
    What?! Don't save over my save!
[02:40] ---
    All right, all right, nice save!
[02:42] ---
    Okay, this is the momentum
    we need for the fight.
[02:45] ---
    I've got this in the bag!
[02:46] ---
    This is terrible. Just stop!
[02:48] ---
    Beel will never be able to win!
[02:49] ---
    This has already wrapped up!
[02:51] ---
    Who? You?
[02:52] ---
    No, not me.
[02:54] ---
    Okay, well, yes, also me.
[02:56] ---
    Get ready to eat dirt.
[02:59] ---
    Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Go Beel!
[03:01] ---
    Stop cheering, stop cheering,
    Mr. cheer crew!
[03:04] ---
    Here I go!
[03:06] ---
    Uh-oh.
[03:07] ---
    This isn't good.
[03:08] ---
    Ahh, dammit.
[03:10] ---
    He's got me.
[03:12] ---
    See, I knew it.
[03:13] ---
    I just gotta...
[03:14] ---
    Heal, heal!
[03:15] ---
    Save.
[03:16] ---
    Huh?! Why?!
[03:17] ---
    How are you even saving during a battle?!
[03:20] ---
    Hmm, what should I do next?
[03:22] ---
    There's no turning back.
    We have to beat the boss!
[03:26] ---
    Beel, let me help.
[03:28] ---
    Nah...
[03:29] ---
    This is already over.
[03:30] ---
    Now you lose confidence?!
    You're all over the place.
[03:34] ---
    Let's throw in the towel.
[03:35] ---
    Do it, do it, throw in the towel!
[03:37] ---
    Don't discourage him!
[03:39] ---
    But I...
[03:40] ---
    Never say never!
[03:41] ---
    Evil demons be on alert
    for I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
[03:43] ---
    Justice Flower! Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru Ruri!
[03:48] ---
    Give me the controller.
[03:49] ---
    You two cheer me on!
[03:51] ---
    Okay, got it...
[03:53] ---
    We've got you.
[03:59] ---
    Hold up...
[04:01] ---
    There's something we should
    take care of before the boss.
[04:04] ---
    What're you wearing?
[04:06] ---
    What?
[04:09] ---
    Right...

Season 1

E3 - Carrots, Please!

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[00:07] ---
    Welcome!
[00:08] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[00:10] ---
    We’ve been waiting.
[00:12] ---
    Do you know how this place works?
[00:14] ---
    If you find a bunny that is to
    your liking, simply give him a carrot.
[00:18] ---
    Oh, it’s you, huh?
[00:20] ---
    Haven’t seen ya in a while.
[00:21] ---
    What’ll it be?
[00:23] ---
    Huh?
[00:23] ---
    Wh-What? I ain’t mad or nothin’!
[00:26] ---
    Mammon’s upset because
    you hardly ever come by.
[00:30] ---
    H-Hey! Knock it off!
    Like I’d ever be upset!
[00:34] ---
    Hmph, you think a carrot’ll
    make it better?
[00:37] ---
    I didn't even want it.
[00:39] ---
    Asmo told me rabbits get lonely easily and
    if you leave them too long, they’ll die.
[00:45] ---
    I know that feeling all too well.
[00:47] ---
    By the way, wanna try
    a new drink I came up with?
[00:51] ---
    It’s called “Devil Carrot Curry.”
[00:53] ---
    You know, because curry
    and drinks go hand-in-hand.
[00:55] ---
    Take a gulp. It goes down like a charm.
[00:58] ---
    Ahh! You’re finally here!
[01:01] ---
    I’ve been so lonely without you!
[01:03] ---
    I bet you were missing
    my pretty face too, huh?
[01:07] ---
    Quick, let’s get a photo!
[01:10] ---
    Hm? What are you waiting for?
    Take my picture.
[01:14] ---
    Hmm, just as beautiful as ever.
[01:18] ---
    Okay, you can have it!
[01:20] ---
    Wow! A carrot? Thank you!
[01:22] ---
    Hey! You over there.
[01:26] ---
    Lucifer was in charge of spinning
    the wheel, but he’s gone off somewhere.
[01:30] ---
    Can you do it instead?
[01:32] ---
    Can we just finish already?
[01:34] ---
    Agreed.
[01:36] ---
    Silent, you! I’m just about to win!
[01:40] ---
    It’s my turn next, right?
[01:41] ---
    Go on, spin the wheel!
[01:46] ---
    Right hand red...
[01:50] ---
    My turn next, huh?
[01:52] ---
    Right foot yellow...
[01:57] ---
    Me next.
[02:00] ---
    Left hand blue?
[02:05] ---
    Right foot green?!
[02:06] ---
    Yeah, no way that’s happening.
[02:08] ---
    Whoa! You did it?
    You actually pulled it off?
[02:11] ---
    Tha... nk... s...
[02:14] ---
    Left hand red?!
[02:16] ---
    GG, Belphie! Game over!
[02:20] ---
    You did it?!
[02:21] ---
    How're you holding
    yourself up with one finger?!
[02:25] ---
    Tha... nk... s...!
[02:27] ---
    Right foot red?!
[02:29] ---
    If you go there,
    Levi will be in trouble too.
[02:32] ---
    That’s it, I’ve got this in the bag.
[02:35] ---
    What mysterious physics principle
    is keeping us up?!
[02:38] ---
    Th... anks...!
[02:44] ---
    My apologies for my brothers.
[02:46] ---
    Thank you.
[02:48] ---
    But you really shouldn't have.
[02:50] ---
    By the way, how many carrots
    do you have left?
[02:53] ---
    Only one, huh?
[02:56] ---
    While we're here, you wouldn't mind
    if I took it off your hands, would you?
[03:00] ---
    Lucifer!
[03:02] ---
    What is it, Mammon?
[03:03] ---
    Umm... It’s just...
    Is this ear a little bent?
[03:08] ---
    It doesn’t look like it to me.
[03:10] ---
    Ah, that’s good.
[03:13] ---
    But... it's really not bent?
[03:14] ---
    Let me guess,
    you want the carrot too?
[03:17] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:18] ---
    I don't need no stinkin' carrot!
[03:20] ---
    Mind if I have it then?
[03:22] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:23] ---
    Do what ya want.
[03:25] ---
    I want it too!
[03:26] ---
    G-Go for it.
[03:27] ---
    I don't even want it.
[03:31] ---
    I want it too!
[03:33] ---
    Y’all are way too into carrots.
[03:35] ---
    It's mine!
[03:36] ---
    What's so good about them anyway?
[03:37] ---
    I want it!
[03:38] ---
    See ya, carrot. I'm outta here.
[03:40] ---
    --Carrot!
    --Carrot, carrot!
    --Carrot! Carrot!
[03:43] ---
    So, who will you give
    your final carrot to?
[03:47] ---
    --Carrot!
    --Carrot, carrot!
    --Carrot! Carrot!
[03:51] ---
    Ah! Carrot!
[03:55] ---
    Carrot!
[04:00] ---
    Work was a blast yesterday.
[04:04] ---
    It was fun, but...
[04:05] ---
    I can’t believe you
    called us in out of the blue.
[04:08] ---
    And took our carrot.
[04:09] ---
    Thanks, lil’ bros!
[04:13] ---
    Man did yesterday tire me out.
[04:15] ---
    Imma play hooky and head home.
[04:18] ---
    Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky!
[04:20] ---
    His job as a student is to study...
[04:24] ---
    Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky...
[04:26] ---
    Mammon, if you stay at school
    until at least your final lesson,
[04:29] ---
    I’ll give you back
    the credit card I confiscated.
[04:32] ---
    All right! Time to study!
[04:38] ---
    A carrot on a stick really does work, huh?

Season 1

E4 - Lucifer the Beach Babe

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[00:01] ---
    "Lucifer the Beach Babe"
[00:06] ---
    We're finally here!
[00:08] ---
    The beach!
[00:13] ---
    Looks tasty.
[00:14] ---
    That's your first thought
    when ya come to the beach?
[00:18] ---
    Its beauty is only second to mine!
[00:20] ---
    Lucifer, thanks for planning this!
[00:23] ---
    Diavolo suggested we take a trip just
    us brothers and lent us his private beach.
[00:28] ---
    By the way, where's Levi?
[00:30] ---
    He said something about
    nothing good being at the beach
[00:33] ---
    and you just get sunburned and
    covered in sand, so he didn't come.
[00:37] ---
    The beach is nothin' but good things!
[00:39] ---
    Today, my only goal is
    snapping pics of Lucifer.
[00:41] ---
    I know they'll fetch a good Grimm at RAD.
[00:47] ---
    That's also why I prepared this.
[00:50] ---
    What?! Why's he already
    wearin' a rash guard?!
[00:53] ---
    Okay everyone, what should we do first?
[00:56] ---
    Go swimming.
[00:57] ---
    Play beach volley ball.
[00:59] ---
    Water fight.
[01:00] ---
    A competition to see
    who can show the most skin!
[01:01] ---
    What's that?
[01:03] ---
    You know, we compete to see who can
    show off the most skin. C'mon, it's a game!
[01:08] ---
    That explanation didn't help one bit.
[01:10] ---
    How about we compromise
    and play capture the flag?
[01:14] ---
    I'm not sure how that's
    a compromise but sure!
[01:17] ---
    Where should we put the flag?
[01:19] ---
    Leave that to me!
[01:20] ---
    Now where would make
    the game the most interesting?
[01:24] ---
    Here!
[01:26] ---
    Lucifer won't be able to get this flag
    without takin' off his shirt.
[01:29] ---
    Let's see who can
    get the flag first!
[01:32] ---
    Ready, set, go!
[01:36] ---
    So we're competing to see
    who can get this flag first?
[01:40] ---
    I'm not losing!
[01:41] ---
    I think you mean me!
[01:42] ---
    You're dead!
[01:43] ---
    Dammit. I knew Lucifer
    wouldn't fall for it that easily.
[01:47] ---
    Luckily, I've prepared
    just the thing for this situation.
[01:54] ---
    "The previous day"
[01:54] ---
    What? You want me to dress up as
    an octopus and latch onto Lucifer?
[01:57] ---
    What? You want me to dress up as
    an octopus and latch onto Lucifer?
[01:58] ---
    Yup!
[01:58] ---
    Just in case he's wearing something
    and won't take it off.
[02:02] ---
    No way, no way, no way.
    There's no way I'm doing that.
[02:04] ---
    Please!
[02:06] ---
    Why do I have to do it?!
[02:07] ---
    Because you hate the beach so
    it won't seem weird that you're not there.
[02:10] ---
    There's still no way I'm doing this.
[02:12] ---
    C'mon, just do it, will ya?
[02:13] ---
    No way. Uh-uh!
[02:14] ---
    Please! Please! Pleeeease!
[02:16] ---
    No way, no way, no way!
[02:17] ---
    I'll never ask for anything again!
[02:18] ---
    No way, no way, no way, no way!
[02:19] ---
    I'll give you a super rare Ruri-chan card!
[02:26] ---
    I can't believe this...
[02:28] ---
    Reeling me in with merch,
    that's so not cool.
[02:31] ---
    I don't even care what happens next.
[02:36] ---
    A giant octopus?!
[02:37] ---
    Oh no, Lucifer. You better take off
    your shirt and get rid of it quick.
[02:43] ---
    Watch out, the octopus's
    suckers are dangerous.
[02:45] ---
    Quickly, take off your shirt.
[02:47] ---
    Quickly...
[02:48] ---
    Quickly...
[02:50] ---
    It sounds like he planned on
    saying that but Mammon's right.
[02:54] ---
    All right!
[02:56] ---
    This is my chaaa-- Huh?!
[03:00] ---
    He's wearing another shirt...?
[03:07] ---
    Welp, you leave me no choice!
[03:09] ---
    Mammon, what are you doing?
[03:15] ---
    He's wearing another one?! What is this?!
[03:29] ---
    The beach was so fun!
[03:32] ---
    I wanna come again.
[03:34] ---
    That octopus looked delicious.
[03:37] ---
    No pictures and now
    my camera's broken too...
[03:40] ---
    What's wrong, Mammon?
[03:42] ---
    Nothin-- Huh?!
[03:47] ---
    This is my chance!
[03:53] ---
    He took it off just like that...
[03:56] ---
    Of course I did. I'm getting changed.

Season 1

E5 - Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle

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[00:01] ---
    "Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle"
[00:05] ---
    Save me!
[00:08] ---
    Finally, I have captured Princess Asmo.
[00:10] ---
    I, Beelzebub the final boss,
    shall now rule the world.
[00:15] ---
    Not if we have anything to say about it.
[00:17] ---
    What?!
[00:18] ---
    We are...
[00:19] ---
    Team Adventurous Spirits!
[00:21] ---
    Eat this! Hero Leviathan's
    Legendary Slash!
[00:28] ---
    Yay!
[00:30] ---
    Stop messin' around!
[00:32] ---
    Wh-What...?
[00:34] ---
    You're going to pretend that
    taking him out in one hit was okay?!
[00:37] ---
    B-But we saved you?
[00:39] ---
    You noob! That's not the point!
[00:42] ---
    It's about how you save me and
    the expressions of the characters.
[00:46] ---
    Expressions?
[00:48] ---
    Exactly!
[00:49] ---
    The oh-so beautiful-expression of Princess
    Asmo as he trembles at the final boss.
[00:52] ---
    The exquisite expression of Princess
    Asmo as he worries for his allies.
[00:56] ---
    The bewitching expression of Princess Asmo
[00:58] ---
    after he puts himself in danger
    and receives grievous wounds.
[01:02] ---
    They're literally all you...
[01:04] ---
    Of course, but the Heroes are spurred
    on after seeing my beautiful expressions.
[01:09] ---
    There we are, finally.
[01:10] ---
    And the graceful expression
    of Princess Asmo
[01:12] ---
    as he sheds tears at the heroes' bravery.
[01:15] ---
    And back to you.
[01:16] ---
    He just used us
    to set up that one, huh?
[01:17] ---
    So you're trying to say
    the boss died too fast
[01:19] ---
    for Princess Asmo's beauty
    to have a chance to shine?
[01:22] ---
    Ex.act.ly!
[01:24] ---
    So, from the top!
[01:27] ---
    From the top?!
[01:28] ---
    Belphie, can you cast revive?
[01:30] ---
    On who?! The final boss?!
[01:32] ---
    No, no, no, no! Bad idea!
[01:39] ---
    Please and thank you.
[01:41] ---
    Final boss-kun, if you let my
    beauty shine, I'll spare your life, okay?
[01:45] ---
    No, not just your life. I'll let you
    chow down on anything in the world!
[01:49] ---
    You've got my full
    support and attention.
[01:51] ---
    Okay, positions, everyone.
[01:53] ---
    And... action!
[01:56] ---
    Somebody! Save me!
[01:58] ---
    Finally, the beautiful
    Princess Asmo is mine!
[02:02] ---
    I, Beelzebub the final boss,
    shall now rule the world.
[02:06] ---
    Not if we have
    anything to say about it.
[02:08] ---
    What?!
[02:09] ---
    We are... Team Adventurous Spirits!
[02:11] ---
    Okay, cut.
[02:12] ---
    What? Cut?
[02:13] ---
    Team Adventurous Spirits?
[02:15] ---
    That's so lame. It sounds like
    a child came up with it.
[02:18] ---
    It pulls you out of the story
    and has zero creativity.
[02:20] ---
    Who thought of it?!
[02:24] ---
    Okay, whatever.
[02:27] ---
    From now on, you will be, We Love
    Beauty and Love Love Love Princess Asmo.
[02:32] ---
    No, no, no! That's way lamer!
[02:34] ---
    Right, Belphie?
[02:36] ---
    Honestly, it's about the same.
[02:38] ---
    What?! What about you, Satan?
[02:39] ---
    Well, what the princess says goes so...
[02:42] ---
    I can't believe this...
[02:43] ---
    Also, what's with the walking?
[02:46] ---
    You're Heroes. You could
    at least appear on horseback.
[02:51] ---
    The Warrior and Hero
    were too similar anyway.
[02:53] ---
    This is much better!
[02:56] ---
    Why do I have to be the horse?
[02:58] ---
    Well, what the princess says goes.
[03:02] ---
    Okay, let's take it from the top!
[03:04] ---
    Save me!
[03:06] ---
    I, Beelzebub the final boss, shall take
    all the world's beauty for my own!
[03:09] ---
    Not if I have anything to say about it.
[03:11] ---
    What?!
[03:12] ---
    neigh
[03:13] ---
    We are... We Love Beauty and
    Love Love Love Princess Asmo!
[03:17] ---
    Okay, cut!
[03:18] ---
    What now?
[03:20] ---
    Look, over there.
[03:21] ---
    It's the starting village. So what?
[03:23] ---
    It's not quite what I had in mind.
[03:25] ---
    The final boss fight needs to be intense,
    so can you level it for me?
[03:29] ---
    What?!
[03:30] ---
    Okay, cut!
[03:32] ---
    I want a 3,000 meter
    erupting volcano over there.
[03:35] ---
    Get to it.
[03:38] ---
    Okay, cut!
[03:39] ---
    Can you carve my beautiful face
    into the side of that mountain?
[03:43] ---
    Okay, cut!
[03:44] ---
    The mountain's stealing the scene.
[03:45] ---
    I need eyes on me,
    so can we get rid of it?
[03:49] ---
    Okay, cut!
[03:50] ---
    Can we get a sea of fire around here?
[03:52] ---
    Okay, cut!
[03:53] ---
    Can you go ask if we can't
    bring the sun down to earth?
[03:56] ---
    Who do we ask?!
[04:00] ---
    It's not quite what I envisioned.
[04:03] ---
    I want my beauty stuck
    in everyone's memories.
[04:07] ---
    I've got it!
[04:08] ---
    Bring the entire world's
    population here!
[04:11] ---
    I don't think everyone will be possible.
[04:13] ---
    Yes, it will be!
[04:14] ---
    There's no compromising
    when it comes to ultimate beauty!
[04:17] ---
    Even if it takes an eternity,
[04:19] ---
    we shall take over the world
    and realize our ultimate dreams!
[04:21] ---
    Yes! The power, it surges through me!
[04:30] ---
    So he's the final boss now, right?
[04:31] ---
    Guess we've gotta take him out then.
[04:34] ---
    Yep.

Season 1

E6 - Detective Satan

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[00:01] ---
    "Detective Satan"
[00:12] ---
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
[00:14] ---
    No, I just spilled some ketchup.
[00:16] ---
    I see.
[00:18] ---
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
[00:20] ---
    No, I just messed up in a game.
[00:22] ---
    Satan!
[00:23] ---
    What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
[00:25] ---
    I know you've been
    reading detective novels,
[00:28] ---
    but murders don't happen so often.
[00:32] ---
    R-Right.
[00:33] ---
    Hey.
[00:34] ---
    Was there a murder?!
[00:36] ---
    No, my pillow's just missing.
[00:38] ---
    Anyone know where it is?
[00:40] ---
    That's all?
[00:41] ---
    Don't know, don't care.
[00:43] ---
    Maybe you misplaced it
    when you were half-asleep.
[00:45] ---
    How do you lose something that big?
[00:47] ---
    You didn't leave it in
    the washing machine?
[00:50] ---
    It's not under my bed
    or in the washing machine.
[00:54] ---
    I'll go look somewhere else.
[00:56] ---
    Belphie, there's no need for that.
[00:58] ---
    What?
[00:59] ---
    For the culprit...
[01:02] ---
    ...is in here!
[01:06] ---
    More detective stuff?
[01:09] ---
    Levi, what did you just say to Belphie?
[01:12] ---
    Huh? Umm...
[01:14] ---
    How does something that big disappear?
[01:18] ---
    How did you know it was large?
[01:22] ---
    He's right.
[01:23] ---
    Wait, no, I didn't really
    mean anything by it.
[01:26] ---
    Was this pillow by chance unique?
[01:28] ---
    Yeah, it was actually a body pillow.
[01:34] ---
    The culprit is you, Levi, isn't it?
[01:37] ---
    Dammit! I didn't mean any harm!
[01:39] ---
    It's just that my Ruri-chan
    body pillowcase arrived
[01:41] ---
    and I wanted to quickly try it out!
[01:44] ---
    Wow!
[01:45] ---
    What a detective!
[01:47] ---
    Thank you, Detective Satan!
[01:51] ---
    Remember, condemn the crime,
    not the perpetrator.
[01:59] ---
    Hmm?
[02:00] ---
    Huh?
[02:03] ---
    The pudding I left in the fridge
    has disappeared.
[02:08] ---
    Is this...
[02:10] ---
    Satan, it's another mystery!
[02:12] ---
    Yes, indeed it is.
[02:15] ---
    Wait, it's not this pudding is it?
[02:19] ---
    This is bad. I'm the culprit.
[02:21] ---
    I should hurry and
    dispose of the evidence.
[02:23] ---
    No, rushing away would be suspicious.
[02:25] ---
    I must attack!
[02:27] ---
    The best offense is a good offense!
[02:30] ---
    I'm sure I left it in the fridge, Satan.
[02:34] ---
    The culprit is in here!
[02:36] ---
    I knew it!
[02:37] ---
    Do we get to see more
    amazing detective work?
[02:39] ---
    Who? Who should I use as a scapegoat?
[02:43] ---
    That's it!
[02:45] ---
    The culprit is...
[02:47] ---
    Asmodeus. It was you!
[02:48] ---
    What?! Me?!
[02:51] ---
    You're drinking coffee
    right now, are you not?
[02:53] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[02:55] ---
    The only drink for a post-pudding
    refresher is a slightly bitter coffee!
[03:01] ---
    Don't look so shocked!
    That's subjective!
[03:04] ---
    Asmo, how could you sully your hands so?
[03:07] ---
    I'm telling you, it wasn't me!
[03:09] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    Satan's totally eating pudding right now!
[03:12] ---
    My cover's blown!
[03:14] ---
    I need to keep calm
    and stay on the offensive.
[03:25] ---
    Huh? Wh-What?
    What are you doing?! What?!
[03:28] ---
    Would the culprit eat
    with such confidence?
[03:30] ---
    I said, would the culprit eat
    with such confidence?
[03:34] ---
    He's right.
[03:35] ---
    There's no way the culprit
    would be so brazen!
[03:38] ---
    What an amazing detective!
[03:39] ---
    You're brainwashed, the lot of you.
[03:42] ---
    Asmo, admit you ate Beel's pudding
[03:45] ---
    because of an "other-people's-pudding
    beauty treatment."
[03:47] ---
    What is that?!
[03:48] ---
    Someone as narcissistic as Asmo
    might just use such a treatment!
[03:51] ---
    It only makes sense!
[03:53] ---
    You're all hopeless.
[03:54] ---
    Give up Asmo,
    you other-people's-pudding eater!
[03:57] ---
    Who're you calling an
    other-people's-pudding eater?!
[03:59] ---
    Admit it! You other-people's-
    pudding-eater-and-money snatcher!
[04:01] ---
    I'm being accused of more?!
[04:03] ---
    How disgraceful,
    you other-people's-pillow stealer!
[04:05] ---
    That was you!
[04:06] ---
    There's nowhere to run,
    you devil-bee-honey-pudding eater!
[04:10] ---
    I'm telling you...!
[04:11] ---
    Wait...
[04:13] ---
    Devil bee honey pudding?
[04:15] ---
    But Beel only mentioned
    it was pudding...
[04:17] ---
    Yeah, but the one I put in the fridge
    was indeed devil bee honey pudding.
[04:24] ---
    Hmm...
[04:25] ---
    What's the big deal?
[04:28] ---
    Stand your ground.
[04:29] ---
    Satan...?
[04:31] ---
    That's because...
[04:32] ---
    Don't let up!
[04:34] ---
    ...because I...
[04:37] ---
    ...am the culprit!
[04:43] ---
    Incredible.
[04:44] ---
    What a detective!
[04:45] ---
    What's going on?!

Season 1

E7 - Audio Commentary

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[00:02] ---
    Beel, we're all going to record
    an audio commentary today.
[00:06] ---
    Audio commentary?
    Is that like kompeito?
[00:10] ---
    Yes, Beel /s.
[00:11] ---
    No, we, the cast, are going to watch
    the anime and talk about making it.
[00:15] ---
    The cast?
[00:16] ---
    So is it good?
[00:17] ---
    Just go with it!
[00:19] ---
    We're starting!
[00:21] ---
    Obey Me! The Anime Audio Commentary!
[00:27] ---
    Satoshi: Welcome to
    our first audio commentary.
[00:29] ---
    I am the voice of
    Leviathan, Satoshi Kada.
[00:31] ---
    Kyohei: I am the voice of
    Beelzebub, Kyohei Yaguchi.
[00:34] ---
    Onishi: And I'm the voice of
    Belphegor, Satoshi Onishi.
[00:37] ---
    Satoshi: Today, we'll be
    taking a shot at commentary.
[00:40] ---
    Onishi: Wait, but where are
    the other four?
[00:43] ---
    They will do the last three episodes.
[00:45] ---
    Kyohei: So we've split into teams?
[00:47] ---
    Satoshi: Exactly!
[00:49] ---
    Without further ado,
    let's watch the first three episodes!
[00:59] ---
    Onishi: Time to up Our Average.
[01:00] ---
    Satoshi: Yup, it's started.
[01:01] ---
    Onishi: Uh-huh.
[01:02] ---
    Satoshi: When I saw the
    final episode, I was so impressed.
[01:08] ---
    Onishi: Yeah.
[01:10] ---
    Satoshi: It's quite different from
    what we watch while recording.
[01:12] ---
    Onishi: It is.
[01:13] ---
    Satoshi: It was the same
    in the anime special,
[01:16] ---
    but there's something about hearing your
    voice play in time with the animation.
[01:22] ---
    Onishi: Yup.
[01:23] ---
    Satoshi: Seriously.
[01:24] ---
    Kyohei-san, Mammon got 24 points, right?
[01:29] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah?
[01:30] ---
    Satoshi: What did Beelzebub get?
[01:32] ---
    Kyohei: I was actually wondering
    out of the seven brothers
[01:35] ---
    which place he comes too.
[01:38] ---
    I feel like he's probably
    near the bottom though.
[01:44] ---
    Satoshi: They said Mammon pulled
    them down, so there must be a big gap.
[01:48] ---
    Kyohei: Since he was sulking
    about Mammon's low score,
[01:53] ---
    I think he's probably around the middle.
[02:01] ---
    Because if he was closest to Mammon,
    he wouldn't be so frustrated.
[02:04] ---
    Satoshi: You really analyzed it.
[02:06] ---
    And Onishi, you haven't said anything.
[02:07] ---
    Onishi: I was watching the anime.
[02:10] ---
    Satoshi: This app is so funny.
[02:12] ---
    Onishi: It's super cute.
[02:14] ---
    Satoshi: Seeing the characters in anime
    form makes me love them even more.
[02:21] ---
    Kyohei: I still don't know what's up
    with this name box thing.
[02:24] ---
    Satoshi: They are what they are,
    test sheet name boxes.
[02:28] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah, I know, but there's
    something about them I can't get past.
[02:33] ---
    Satoshi: What're you talking about? You
    mean you can't get past turning into one?
[02:36] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah, are they some kind of
    living creature or something?
[02:40] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, I guess.
[02:42] ---
    Kyohei: I've wanted to know
    about them this whole time.
[02:45] ---
    Satoshi: Don't overthink it!
    You don't need to over think it.
[02:48] ---
    Kyohei: I did though.
[02:49] ---
    Satoshi: Ah, it's this game!
    Is this a real game?
[02:53] ---
    Kyohei: I think there was
    something similar.
[02:56] ---
    Onishi: There is.
[02:57] ---
    Satoshi: Have you played it?
[02:59] ---
    Kyohei: It wasn't emojis,
[03:05] ---
    but there was one where you had to
[03:09] ---
    match your face with things
    that would fall.
[03:13] ---
    Satoshi: I feel like Onishi
    would be good at this.
[03:15] ---
    Onishi: I am.
[03:16] ---
    Satoshi: I knew it!
[03:18] ---
    Onishi: I'm doing it now.
[03:19] ---
    Satoshi: You are?!
[03:20] ---
    This is an audio commentary,
    so they can't see your face.
[03:23] ---
    Kyohei: I can't even see his face.
[03:25] ---
    Satoshi: And if we try to look, we have to
    move away from the mics as well.
[03:31] ---
    Kyohei: Of course Beel's
    expression doesn't change.
[03:34] ---
    Satoshi: After this, a certain someone
    makes an appearance, right?
[03:38] ---
    They haven't yet so I'll say then, but...
[03:41] ---
    Kyohei: Jumped the shark a bit.
[03:42] ---
    Satoshi: It's 'cause I've
    watched it so many times.
[03:45] ---
    Kyohei: I get that.
[03:46] ---
    Satoshi: Levi with
    the slide in appearance.
[03:49] ---
    I wished the emojis fell as fast as they
    did with Asmo since there were two of us.
[03:56] ---
    This phone is so advanced.
[03:59] ---
    I don't even know
    which face it's picking up.
[04:01] ---
    Kyohei: Me neither.
[04:02] ---
    Satoshi: Beel poking his tongue out
    just now was so cute.
[04:06] ---
    --The one where he
    sticks it out for a second?
    --Yeah.
[04:09] ---
    Kyohei: A random
    unrelated emoji just fell.
[04:11] ---
    Satoshi: An unrelated emoji. Haha
[04:12] ---
    Kyohei: I can't say it.
[04:14] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, everyone will
    have to look for themselves.
[04:18] ---
    Onishi: 8,000 points.
[04:19] ---
    Satoshi: I love Lucifer's next line.
[04:24] ---
    This!
[04:27] ---
    His pupils are gone.
[04:28] ---
    Kyohei: I'm confiscating this!
[04:28] ---
    --What did you say in this part?
    --Get out, get out.
[04:32] ---
    Kyohei: Honestly, I don't
    think my lines were used.
[04:35] ---
    Satoshi: I wasn't asking if you were used,
    I'm asking what you said. Haha
[04:40] ---
    Onishi: I said "get out."
[04:41] ---
    Satoshi: You did? Haha
[04:42] ---
    I said "you're the
    sworn enemy of otaku!"
[04:45] ---
    Kyohei: I said "something
    something looks yucky."
[04:46] ---
    Satoshi: What?!
[04:47] ---
    Onishi: Looks yucky. Haha
[04:49] ---
    Satoshi: What were you
    even saying that about?
[04:52] ---
    Kyohei: Lucifer, of course.
[04:53] ---
    Satoshi: What does that
    even mean, calling Lucifer that?
[04:56] ---
    Kyohei: I think I was too mean.
[04:59] ---
    Satoshi: In this part,
    it feels like Lucifer's singing to me.
[05:02] ---
    He's having a blast.
[05:04] ---
    Kyohei: He made his own song.
[05:06] ---
    Satoshi: Then it ends on this face.
[05:09] ---
    I love this part.
[05:11] ---
    Oh! It's started!
[05:13] ---
    Kyohei: Ah!
[05:14] ---
    Onishi: Now they're all cool.
[05:15] ---
    Kyohei: The anime blew me away,
    but there's something about this ending.
[05:19] ---
    Satoshi: It's cool, super duper cool.
[05:22] ---
    --The animation and the song...
    --Cute, cute, cute, she's super cute.
[05:25] ---
    Kyohei: Rapid fire cute.
[05:28] ---
    Satoshi: We sung this
    all together, right?
[05:31] ---
    I'm hardly in the part used here.
[05:33] ---
    I only sing the "da da da,
    me ga, ki ga, te ga," part.
[05:38] ---
    Kyohei: What? Isn't that enough?
[05:40] ---
    Satoshi: What?!
[05:41] ---
    Onishi: You sung a lot, good job.
[05:43] ---
    Satoshi: Don't condescend me
    because you sang the most!
[05:46] ---
    --Thank yoooou.
    --We heard your voice the most.
[05:47] ---
    Onishi: Thank you~
[05:49] ---
    Kyohei: And if you hear a deep voice,
    just assume it's mine.
[05:54] ---
    Satoshi: It won't always be you though.
[05:55] ---
    Kyohei: It's a little hard to tell, but...
[05:58] ---
    Onishi: Don't Look!
[05:58] ---
    Satoshi: Episode 2!
[06:00] ---
    --Here we go! Ru-ru.
    --Ru-ru!
[06:02] ---
    --He's so cute.
    --He is.
[06:04] ---
    Satoshi: He's so cute.
[06:06] ---
    Onishi: It looks great on him.
[06:08] ---
    Satoshi: Ruri-chan is seriously too cute.
[06:10] ---
    Onishi: She is.
[06:11] ---
    Satoshi: I hope they make
    a Ruri-chan spin-off anime.
[06:13] ---
    Onishi: Oh right, they show her here.
[06:16] ---
    Satoshi: Yes!
[06:17] ---
    Kyohei: Her lines are that ridiculous?
[06:20] ---
    Satoshi: What're you mean
    they're ridiculous?!
[06:21] ---
    Kyohei: "Evil demons be on alert
    as I'll plant your rears in the dirt!"?
[06:24] ---
    Satoshi: Okay, it's a bit odd.
[06:25] ---
    Look at his face!
[06:27] ---
    Kyohei: The fans loved this part too.
[06:31] ---
    Satoshi: They did?!
[06:32] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah, because
    Beel's face is always so stiff.
[06:35] ---
    Satoshi: I'm so curious about
    the posters in Levi's room.
[06:40] ---
    --Ah, me too!
    --All his stuff catches my eye.
[06:43] ---
    Kyohei: The posters with
    anime girls and stuff, right?
[06:47] ---
    Satoshi: His stuff and the fact
    his floor is so clean caught my eye.
[06:52] ---
    Kyohei: I wanna pause and look.
[06:53] ---
    Kyohei: I did.
[06:55] ---
    Kyohei: You did, huh?
[06:56] ---
    Satoshi: I did, I did.
[06:57] ---
    Onishi: This is his room, huh?
[06:58] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[07:00] ---
    It's so tidy.
[07:02] ---
    Kyohei: The number of
    manga and magazines is insane.
[07:05] ---
    Satoshi: But they're all neatly placed.
[07:07] ---
    Kyohei: He's surprisingly well-organized.
[07:08] ---
    Satoshi: Exactly! I loved
    seeing that here.
[07:11] ---
    Kyohei: His room might be a mess,
[07:14] ---
    but he's very particular about
    the things he loves, right?
[07:17] ---
    Satoshi: Well, yeah, but his
    room isn't a mess though!
[07:21] ---
    Onishi, I love
    Belphie's appearance.
[07:24] ---
    --He just goes, "Evening."
    --Evening.
[07:26] ---
    Satoshi: There's MC!
[07:27] ---
    Onishi: Ah, they lost some weight.
[07:28] ---
    Kyohei: They're playing 2 player here.
[07:30] ---
    Satoshi: So cute.
[07:33] ---
    I said this on Otaku FM as well,
[07:37] ---
    but Belphie's making an effort
    to become closer, right?
[07:40] ---
    Onishi: Yup.
[07:41] ---
    Satoshi: I thought that was lovely.
[07:43] ---
    Onishi, you like games, right?
[07:45] ---
    Onishi: I do.
[07:45] ---
    Satoshi: Do you play RPGs?
[07:47] ---
    Onishi: RPGs... I only play the one
    where you catch all 'em monsters.
[07:53] ---
    Kyohei: Ahh, that one.
[07:54] ---
    Satoshi: We can't say the name
    but you catch monsters.
[07:57] ---
    What about these kinds of JRPGs
[08:02] ---
    where you take on demon kings and stuff?
[08:04] ---
    Onishi: No, I don't
    really play those ones.
[08:07] ---
    Satoshi: So you don't know the feeling
    of having a 72-hour save file saved over?
[08:11] ---
    Onishi: I don't, no. Haha
[08:13] ---
    Satoshi: It's serious hell,
    I have to tell you.
[08:16] ---
    Onishi: Sounds terrible.
[08:18] ---
    Satoshi: I want to play this game.
[08:22] ---
    Onishi: I voiced the old man here.
[08:24] ---
    Satoshi: What?
[08:24] ---
    Kyohei: Really? He says something?
[08:27] ---
    Onishi: ...No.
[08:28] ---
    Kyohei: He doesn't? Haha
[08:29] ---
    Satoshi: That's right, you voiced him.
[08:32] ---
    Kyohei: I like watching
    people play RPGs.
[08:35] ---
    Onishi: It's fun, isn't it?
[08:37] ---
    Kyohei: I would watch my brother
    four years older than me play
[08:44] ---
    and remember getting excited with him.
[08:48] ---
    Satoshi: So you were
    like Belphie then?
[08:50] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah, exactly.
[08:52] ---
    Since we were four years apart,
    he was way better,
[08:58] ---
    so instead of playing together and
    pulling him down, I'd cheer him on.
[09:01] ---
    Satoshi: Nice, so you know how it feels?
[09:03] ---
    Onishi, you like watching too?
[09:06] ---
    Onishi: Yeah, but playing
    is still the most fun.
[09:09] ---
    Satoshi: Well, yeah, that's a given.
[09:12] ---
    Onishi: I'd always want to
    level up my own characters.
[09:14] ---
    Satoshi: Being able to save
    during a battle is so overpowered.
[09:19] ---
    Kyohei: Because you can
    keep replaying it?
[09:22] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, but you can also reload
[09:26] ---
    when the boss does something unexpected.
[09:29] ---
    Kyohei: True.
[09:30] ---
    Onishi: Reload until his attack misses.
[09:32] ---
    Satoshi: Exactly! Haha.
    You can keep reloading.
[09:37] ---
    This is it!
[09:38] ---
    Kyohei: Here it is,
    Levi saying the catchphrase.
[09:41] ---
    Satoshi: Look at those legs. Thank you!
[09:43] ---
    --So strong.
    --So burly.
[09:44] ---
    Satoshi: Thank you.
[09:45] ---
    Did you guys know there are
    jellyfish hanging from Levi's ceiling?
[09:51] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah,
    the little sculptures, right?
[09:55] ---
    Satoshi: They're so
    relaxing to look at. I want one.
[09:58] ---
    Kyohei: I want that arcade cabinet.
[10:01] ---
    Satoshi: You want that? Onishi,
    is there anything you want?
[10:05] ---
    Onishi: The bathtub.
[10:06] ---
    Satoshi: The bathtub?! Haha. I want
    to see what it's like to sleep in it.
[10:11] ---
    Onishi: It looks comfy.
[10:12] ---
    Satoshi: True.
[10:14] ---
    Kyohei: If we could recreate one of the
    brothers' rooms, I'd choose Levi's room.
[10:20] ---
    Satoshi: Really?
[10:21] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah. It's pretty
    like an aquarium.
[10:23] ---
    Satoshi: I'd choose Lucifer's.
[10:24] ---
    Kyohei: Ohhh.
[10:25] ---
    Satoshi: It's big and minimal.
[10:27] ---
    Kyohei: Big and minimal. Haha
[10:28] ---
    Satoshi: It's calming.
[10:30] ---
    Kyohei: You're thinking
    like you'd live in it.
[10:32] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, of course.
    If it's my room, it's where I'd live.
[10:35] ---
    Onishi, what about you?
[10:37] ---
    Onishi: I quite like the twins' room.
[10:40] ---
    Kyohei: Ah, true. It is nice.
[10:41] ---
    Satoshi: The twins' room, huh?
    But you wouldn't be able to chill out
[10:44] ---
    because you'd have to decide
    which bed to sleep in.
[10:46] ---
    Onishi: I'd use both.
[10:47] ---
    Satoshi: Would you now? Haha
[10:49] ---
    You really love sleeping.
[10:50] ---
    This one'd be for naps and
    this one'd be for actual sleep.
[10:53] ---
    Episode two already finished.
[10:55] ---
    Onishi: Carrots, Please!
[10:55] ---
    Kyohei: Episode three already?
[10:56] ---
    Satoshi: Yup, and don't mention
    how Beel didn't get a carrot.
[11:00] ---
    Kyohei: Hey! But you've brought it up now!
[11:02] ---
    Satoshi: You talked about it on
    Otaku FM! You're constantly saying it.
[11:05] ---
    So this...
[11:06] ---
    2, 3, 4, 5... There's only six.
[11:08] ---
    Kyohei: There were only six to begin with!
[11:11] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, and Mammon gets two.
[11:16] ---
    Don't you guys think this episode
    feels like a stereotypical otome game?
[11:21] ---
    Onishi: Yeah, it's the otome game.
[11:23] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, it's in first person
    and they talk to the camera.
[11:27] ---
    Kyohei: I feel like conversation
    options are going to pop up.
[11:31] ---
    --Rabbit-chan.
    --It's rabbit-chan.
[11:33] ---
    Kyohei: He's so dressed up.
[11:35] ---
    Satoshi: Dressed up. Haha
[11:38] ---
    Kyohei: Except for his bow tie.
[11:40] ---
    Satoshi: Are you giving him
    a fashion check?
[11:41] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah. Haha
[11:42] ---
    Satoshi: I kind of want to try this.
[11:45] ---
    Kyohei: That's right,
    you love curry, don't you?
[11:47] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, I'd like to try it.
[11:49] ---
    Kyohei: I wonder if it's cold.
[11:51] ---
    Satoshi: Who knows.
    I don't want it if it's cold though.
[11:55] ---
    So cute.
[11:56] ---
    Onishi: Cute.
[11:57] ---
    Satoshi: Cute...
[11:58] ---
    You know, after episode one and two,
[12:02] ---
    this episode was a real shock.
[12:05] ---
    Onishi: It's very different.
[12:06] ---
    Satoshi: I was like, this is
    what the costumes look like?
[12:09] ---
    Kyohei: They look different in motion.
[12:11] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah.
[12:12] ---
    Kyohei: I love this Asmo-chan.
[12:13] ---
    --Yeah, this is really cute.
    --He's so cute.
[12:15] ---
    Satoshi: Here we are!
[12:18] ---
    Kyohei: The weird organism.
[12:19] ---
    Satoshi: Hey, there are three of us!
[12:21] ---
    Don't call us an organism.
[12:23] ---
    Kyohei: You've combined into one.
[12:25] ---
    Onishi: They're already tangled up.
[12:27] ---
    Satoshi: We managed to do this
    in basically one take, right Onishi?
[12:31] ---
    Onishi: Yeah, it was really quick.
[12:33] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah, our first take was perfect.
[12:35] ---
    --It was so fun.
    --It was.
[12:38] ---
    Satoshi: There's one thing Belphie
    does during this game that I love.
[12:45] ---
    Kyohei: One thing?
[12:46] ---
    Satoshi: Yup, one thing.
[12:47] ---
    Kyohei: A certain thing.
[12:48] ---
    Satoshi: Being stepped on
    by those heels would hurt.
[12:50] ---
    Kyohei: Yeah, if you
    think about it. Haha
[12:52] ---
    Satoshi: There's one
    part I seriously love.
[12:56] ---
    Onishi: "Green?"
[12:57] ---
    Satoshi: Can we look at
    what they're doing in this next part?
[13:01] ---
    I want to dissect their positions
    in this next part.
[13:03] ---
    Kyohei: You should recreate it.
[13:05] ---
    Satoshi: This part!
[13:06] ---
    Look at the tendons in Belphie's arm when
    he's holding himself up with one finger.
[13:12] ---
    This!
[13:12] ---
    --That's... girthy.
    --Look at his veins!
[13:14] ---
    Kyohei: His fingers
    about to break.
[13:16] ---
    Satoshi: I love how uncharacteristically
    tough Belphie is here.
[13:19] ---
    Kyohei: This face is also
    pretty unlike him, isn't it?
[13:24] ---
    Satoshi: I really want to dissect this.
    It's incredible how contorted they are.
[13:29] ---
    Things are getting crazy.
[13:30] ---
    Onishi: Satan looks so cool here.
[13:32] ---
    Satoshi: Then Lucifer appears
    to balance out the craziness.
[13:37] ---
    --That gap.
    -- "My apologies."
[13:40] ---
    Satoshi: He's so kind. And he
    kind of sets the story back on track.
[13:44] ---
    Onishi: He does.
[13:45] ---
    Satoshi: Yeah.
[13:46] ---
    He reminds you that
    this is an otome game.
[13:51] ---
    It's so good.
[13:54] ---
    Here he is.
[13:56] ---
    --Mammon being a tsundere as usual.
    --I'm so curious about
    the ribbon on Mammon's back.
[13:59] ---
    --It's so big.
    --The costumes are so cute.
[14:02] ---
    Kyohei: I wish he'd turn around.
[14:06] ---
    Satoshi: You want him to turn around?
[14:07] ---
    Kyohei: This ribbon!
[14:08] ---
    Satoshi: You're really watching this
    like an otome fan.
[14:10] ---
    And everything you've said
    has been about their clothes.
[14:14] ---
    Kyohei: If there was a figure, I'd turn
    it around and see what's going on.
[14:17] ---
    Satoshi: Okay, tell the
    people in charge of merch.
[14:20] ---
    Kyohei: Here it is,
    the weird organism.
[14:22] ---
    Satoshi: Here it is!
[14:23] ---
    Honestly, I thought they
    should give up at this point too.
[14:26] ---
    Untangle yourselves and run!
[14:27] ---
    Why don't they get untangled?
[14:29] ---
    Kyohei: The fact they can
    move like that is incredible.
[14:32] ---
    --It is.
    --Oh, we saw Mammon's back!
[14:34] ---
    Satoshi: You're right. Just for a sec.
[14:36] ---
    When I read this part in the script,
[14:41] ---
    I had no idea what it meant.
[14:43] ---
    --Me too.
    --I thought, you've gotta be joking?!
[14:45] ---
    Satoshi: "You've gotta be
    joking?!" is a bit far. Haha
[14:47] ---
    Onishi: I honestly
    wasn't sure if they'd do it.
[14:49] ---
    Satoshi: Carrot!
[14:51] ---
    Onishi: Recording that was fun.
[14:53] ---
    Satoshi: It was super fun, wasn't it?
[14:55] ---
    I agree with Mammon here.
[14:58] ---
    Onishi: Yeah.
[15:01] ---
    Kyohei: So yeah,
    about those carrots.
[15:03] ---
    Satoshi: What?
[15:04] ---
    What? I'll ask,
    what about those carrots?
[15:06] ---
    Onishi: What about them?
[15:07] ---
    Kyohei: Beel... didn't get one...
[15:09] ---
    Satoshi: Is that so?
[15:11] ---
    Onishi: Too bad!
[15:12] ---
    --Too bad!
    --Stir him up. Haha
[15:15] ---
    Kyohei: Don't stir me up,
    cheer me on!
[15:18] ---
    Satoshi: Since you talked about
    a forbidden topic,
[15:21] ---
    can you not speak
    for the rest of the episode?
[15:24] ---
    Kyohei: Hey!
[15:25] ---
    I have to do my job too, you know?
[15:27] ---
    Satoshi: You're not,
    it's just a punishment.
[15:28] ---
    Kyohei: A punishment?
    When did we decide on this?
[15:32] ---
    --I love this.
    --This is so cute.
    --Ta ra ring!
[15:35] ---
    Satoshi: And before we
    know it, we're at the end.
[15:39] ---
    Kyohei: That was fast!
[15:40] ---
    Satoshi: I love the chat in the corner.
[15:43] ---
    Onishi: Me too.
[15:44] ---
    Satoshi: I love what
    Lucifer says to end things.
[15:48] ---
    Everyone's spamming the chat
    and he cuts them off with
[15:51] ---
    "Everyone done?" or
    "Everyone ready?" or something.
[15:56] ---
    I thought it was cool.
[15:58] ---
    Kyohei: I love how it's
    like the in-game chat.
[16:02] ---
    Satoshi: They're a bit different,
[16:04] ---
    but Beel's dumbbells are
    also like those in the game.
[16:07] ---
    -- "Lucifer: We're starting."
    --That's so cool.
[16:10] ---
    Satoshi: We've had these
    very different episodes so far,
[16:14] ---
    so I wonder how
    the rest of the season will be.
[16:17] ---
    Onishi: I'm curious too.
[16:19] ---
    Satoshi: I never know
    what'll happen next.
[16:21] ---
    Kyohei: They've been quite liberal
    with making stuff up, haven't they?
[16:24] ---
    Satoshi: The bunny boy idea
    was mentioned on TBH,
[16:29] ---
    so I'm interested to see
    what other ideas might come up.
[16:35] ---
    Kyohei: It'll be fun to see if any of
    the other requested stories appear.
[16:40] ---
    Satoshi: Oni-chan,
    what would you like to see?
[16:41] ---
    Onishi: I want an episode
    where Belphie's the star.
[16:44] ---
    Satoshi: An episode where Belphie's
    the star? Haha. Interesting idea.
[16:48] ---
    Kyohei: Would it be 15
    minutes of him sleeping?
[16:50] ---
    Satoshi: That might
    actually work as ASMR.
[16:52] ---
    Kyohei: Sleeping sounds
    or something, right? Haha
[16:55] ---
    Satoshi: Kyohei-san, how about you?
[16:56] ---
    Kyohei: I want an episode where
    Beel, no, the twins are the stars.
[17:03] ---
    Onishi: No, just Belphie!
[17:04] ---
    Kyohei: Hey!
[17:05] ---
    Onishi: Just Belphie!
[17:06] ---
    Satoshi: Wait, do the twins
    hate each other?
[17:10] ---
    Anyway, it'll be interesting to see
    what episodes they have in store.
[17:16] ---
    And with that, our part of the audio
    commentary has come to an end.
[17:20] ---
    Thank you!
[17:22] ---
    Satoshi: Stay tuned for episodes
    four, five, and six coming up next!
[17:28] ---
    Kazuya: Thanks for joining us for
    the second half of the commentary.
[17:32] ---
    I am the voice of
    Lucifer, Kazuya Yamashita.
[17:34] ---
    Hirotaka: I’m the voice of
    Mammon, Hirotaka Kobayashi.
[17:36] ---
    Shinya: Voice of
    Satan, Shinya Sumi.
[17:38] ---
    Ayme: And I’m the voice of
    Asmodeus, Miura Ayme.
[17:40] ---
    Kazuya: Us four will be
    doing commentary for part two.
[17:44] ---
    Without further ado,
    here are episodes four, five, and six.
[17:54] ---
    Here we are in part two.
[17:57] ---
    Hirotaka: Yay!
[17:58] ---
    Kazuya: In part one, Kadayan was
    the host or whatever you'd call it,
[18:08] ---
    but I wonder how he did.
[18:10] ---
    Shinya: I don't think you
    need to think about that.
[18:12] ---
    Hirotaka: How about instead
    we just watch the anime?
[18:14] ---
    --Should we?
    --Yes! Look, there's Lucifer!
[18:17] ---
    Kazuya: This really caught my eye,
    but did you guys read the episode title?
[18:22] ---
    Ayme: Lucifer the Beach Babe?
[18:24] ---
    Kazuya: Yup! Who in the world
    could be calling him that?
[18:27] ---
    --Exactly! Who?
    --Uh-huh.
[18:29] ---
    Kazuya: I was wondering, but then I saw
    Mammon was the focus in this episode.
[18:35] ---
    Hirotaka: Thank you. Haha
[18:38] ---
    Kazuya: When I read the title,
[18:41] ---
    I also thought they were
    aiming for an older demographic.
[18:46] ---
    Shinya: What do you mean?
[18:47] ---
    Kazuya: Well, don't you
    think it's a little "adult."
[18:53] ---
    Hirotaka: You think?
[18:54] ---
    I actually thought it was
    more comedic than anything.
[19:01] ---
    Ayme: The title gave you
    that impression, right?
[19:04] ---
    Kazuya: Yes, yes, exactly.
[19:07] ---
    Ayme: Everyone's so flippin' buff.
[19:09] ---
    Kazuya: They work out, that's for sure.
[19:10] ---
    Ayme: Asmo-chan's this ripped?
[19:13] ---
    Kazuya: True, Asmo's quite feminine
    so I expected him to be slimmer.
[19:19] ---
    Ayme: Everyone's chests
    and abs are crazy.
[19:22] ---
    Kazuya: They're so buff.
[19:24] ---
    Shinya: They look like they
    work out two hours a day.
[19:27] ---
    Kazuya: Two hours is a bit excessive.
[19:28] ---
    Ayme: Just a tad.
[19:31] ---
    Hirotaka: They're demons so
    maybe they're just built different.
[19:36] ---
    Ayme: Beel's so pale.
[19:39] ---
    Hirotaka: He mustn’t get out much.
[19:42] ---
    Kazuya: Also, anyone notice how
    Satan's itching for a fight this episode?
[19:46] ---
    He just said, "[water] fight."
[19:48] ---
    Shinya: Very well perceived.
[19:50] ---
    Two-thirds of my lines were
    troubling to say the least.
[19:55] ---
    "Fight" and "I'll kill you."
[19:58] ---
    Hirotaka: Henry! He's so cute!
[19:59] ---
    Kazuya: Henry must be here to
    balance out Satan's unsettling lines.
[20:04] ---
    Hirotaka: He's so cute.
[20:06] ---
    Ayme: I was wondering why Levi of
    all people wasn't in the beach episode,
[20:09] ---
    but then he very much does appear.
[20:10] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, he appears
    just after this.
[20:14] ---
    Shinya: I love this pause.
[20:16] ---
    Kazuya: The pause coupled
    with his expression, it's so great.
[20:20] ---
    This is it.
[20:20] ---
    Hirotaka: Where do you think they
    bought this octopus suit? Akuzon?
[20:26] ---
    Kazuya: Do you think they sell it?
[20:28] ---
    --They put so much work into preparing.
    --I'm more curious about
    how his arms move.
[20:32] ---
    Ayme: His arms wouldn't
    fit inside the tentacles.
[20:34] ---
    Kazuya: Telekinesis, maybe?
[20:37] ---
    Hirotaka: Telekinesis?
    Because he's a demon?
[20:40] ---
    Kazuya: Them being demons
    explains everything away.
[20:42] ---
    Shinya: Is this the first instance
    of telekinesis in Obey Me!?
[20:45] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, but since they're demons,
    I wish they'd use more magic.
[20:50] ---
    Like cast spells and stuff.
[20:51] ---
    Kazuya: Magic, eh?
[20:52] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, so maybe
    Levi actually is using magic.
[20:56] ---
    Kazuya: But if they could use magic...
[20:58] ---
    Ayme: I love Kadayan's line here.
[21:00] ---
    Kazuya: Here? Haha
[21:01] ---
    Ayme: He goes, "whaaaa."
[21:04] ---
    I wish I was there. I had to record alone
    while everyone else recorded together.
[21:09] ---
    Kazuya: Oh, that's right.
[21:10] ---
    Ayme: Yeah.
[21:11] ---
    Hirotaka: You were alone?
[21:14] ---
    Shinya: How'd you feel recording alone?
[21:15] ---
    Ayme: Lonely. So, so lonely.
[21:17] ---
    --Really?
    --Why only me?
[21:19] ---
    Ayme: It's already bad enough
    that Osaka and Tokyo are so far.
[21:23] ---
    Shinya: It was your schedule's fault!
[21:26] ---
    Kazuya: You actually said it. Haha
[21:27] ---
    Hirotaka: Miura-san's laughing
    but on the inside, it's a different story.
[21:31] ---
    Ayme: But in my heart,
    I can't stop asking why.
[21:35] ---
    Kazuya: Don't worry,
    we seven are always one.
[21:39] ---
    Shinya: Is that spoiler?
[21:41] ---
    --Is that how you took it?
    --It's a spoiler for an upcoming story.
[21:44] ---
    Kazuya: Oh, is that what you meant?
[21:46] ---
    --Everyone will have to
    keep an eye out for that then.
    --Poor Mammon.
[21:50] ---
    Kazuya: So, it's okay to say
    Mammon was the star of this episode?
[21:55] ---
    Ayme: Yeah, he was the focus, I think.
[21:56] ---
    Kazuya: Yeah.
[21:57] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, but everyone was in it.
[21:58] ---
    Shinya: And in the end,
    we did get to see shirtless Lucifer.
[22:02] ---
    Kazuya: We did!
[22:03] ---
    Shinya: Why'd it pan down in slow-mo
    though? What the hell. What was that?
[22:07] ---
    Hirotaka: I love reading this chat.
[22:09] ---
    --This chat, right?
    --Yeah, my eye always wanders to it.
[22:11] ---
    Kazuya: It's funny, cool and
    backed by an awesome song.
[22:14] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah. I love the visuals too.
[22:18] ---
    Kazuya: The song's extra special
    as we sang it together as well.
[22:21] ---
    Hirotaka: Having everyone
    be a part of it was a great idea.
[22:24] ---
    Kazuya: Having everyone be a part,
    is that another spoiler, Koba-san?
[22:26] ---
    Hirotaka: Let's watch and find out.
[22:28] ---
    Kazuya: Shall we.
[22:30] ---
    Now then, the next episode is...
[22:31] ---
    Hirotaka: What's the next one?
[22:34] ---
    Kazuya: You were a bit
    early with the lead-in.
[22:35] ---
    Hirotaka: What's it about?
    What's it about?
[22:38] ---
    Ah, it's started! Ah!
[22:39] ---
    Ayme: The absolute best episode.
[22:40] ---
    Kazuya: It is, isn't it?
[22:42] ---
    Princess Asmodeus
    Is in Another Castle.
[22:46] ---
    Ayme: I first saw
    this episode without color,
[22:53] ---
    so Beel's blue skin
    really threw me for a loop.
[22:56] ---
    Kazuya: He is looking a little sick.
[22:58] ---
    Hirotaka: It's 'cause
    he's a demon king.
[23:00] ---
    Kazuya: Yeah, and he calls
    himself the final boss too.
[23:03] ---
    --Whaaa! Haha --So stiff. Haha
[23:06] ---
    Shinya: That part's so funny.
[23:08] ---
    This part! He's so manly.
[23:11] ---
    Kazuya: He turned into a manly man.
[23:12] ---
    Shinya: I felt this part in my body.
[23:14] ---
    Miura-san recorded next to me
[23:20] ---
    and he put his entire body
    into this performance.
[23:23] ---
    Kazuya: He did?
[23:23] ---
    Shinya: It was amazing.
[23:25] ---
    Ayme: Thank you, thank you.
[23:26] ---
    Shinya: He was the epitome of an actor,
    using both his face and body.
[23:32] ---
    Hirotaka: Wow.
[23:33] ---
    Kazuya: Interesting.
[23:34] ---
    --It was amazing.
    --This costume is cute.
[23:36] ---
    Kazuya: He is a princess after all.
[23:39] ---
    Hirotaka: He's got a tiara as well.
[23:40] ---
    Shinya: So this is
    a parallel world, right?
[23:43] ---
    Kazuya: It has to be.
[23:44] ---
    Ayme: I was so confused at first.
[23:47] ---
    Hirotaka: Ah, is this like
    a "what if?" kind of thing?
[23:49] ---
    Kazuya: This episode in particular
    really throws you in with no explanation.
[23:56] ---
    Ayme: This isn't even
    from any timeline we know.
[23:59] ---
    --Yeah.
    --Asmo's demands
    after this are incredible.
[24:02] ---
    Kazuya: Very true.
[24:04] ---
    Shinya: Say what?
[24:04] ---
    Hirotaka: This is my
    first time watching this.
[24:08] ---
    Kazuya: I kind of think his
    demands are cute though.
[24:12] ---
    Hirotaka: They're using magic!
[24:15] ---
    Kazuya: He's reviving the final boss.
[24:16] ---
    --Oh! No way!
    --Yeah, because it's a JRPG.
[24:20] ---
    Shinya: I've never seen
    someone revive the final boss.
[24:22] ---
    Kazuya: Normally, you wouldn't
    since you killed him, right?
[24:28] ---
    Of course he accepts the food bribe.
[24:29] ---
    Ayme: After this,
    Beel actually looks motivated.
[24:33] ---
    Hirotaka: Unlike before.
[24:35] ---
    Hirotaka: Check out Asmo-chan's acting.
[24:38] ---
    Shinya: True, Beel's so expressive now.
[24:39] ---
    Kazuya: Yeah, unlike at the start.
[24:40] ---
    Hirotaka: His mood's much better.
[24:42] ---
    --He looks kind of excited.
    --I keep quietly watching.
[24:45] ---
    Kazuya: Yeah, you forget to speak.
[24:46] ---
    Hirotaka: I love the demon king's chair.
[24:49] ---
    Kazuya: Here comes director Asmo.
[24:52] ---
    Shinya: Uh-oh.
[24:53] ---
    Ayme: It's the scene.
[24:57] ---
    Shinya: I can't, I can't.
    It's too embarrassing.
[25:07] ---
    This is so good!
[25:11] ---
    Hirotaka: Look at Satan's face.
[25:14] ---
    Kazuya: Miura-san, did you
    suggest that name or anything?
[25:19] ---
    Ayme: No, no, no, no.
    Not at all. It was in the script.
[25:23] ---
    --And you just read it?
    --Yeah.
[25:25] ---
    Ayme: This part!
[25:28] ---
    Shinya: This is so unfair.
[25:30] ---
    Hirotaka: He looks great.
[25:31] ---
    Shinya: In their reactions in a few
    seconds, it shows the horse's face.
[25:34] ---
    Kazuya: Can we listen to this part?
[25:38] ---
    --He tsked.
    --How very Satan of him.
[25:42] ---
    Ayme: Clicking his tongue, right?
[25:43] ---
    Kazuya: I absolutely love this part.
[25:47] ---
    Shinya: What the hell, guys.
[25:49] ---
    --Look at this!
    --He's actually riding him as well.
[25:52] ---
    Shinya: I forgot
    about this part.
[25:54] ---
    Kazuya: Sumi-kun, I wanted to ask,
    but there were three of you, right?
[25:58] ---
    Shinya: Yeah?
[25:58] ---
    Kazuya: Was the first take okay?
[26:00] ---
    Shinya: Not at all.
[26:02] ---
    Kazuya: Really?
[26:03] ---
    --He had to keep doing retakes.
    --I knew it.
[26:06] ---
    Shinya: This! Why does it show
    the horse's reaction?!
[26:09] ---
    --It wasn't Satan, was it?
    --Show Satan's face!
[26:11] ---
    Ayme: It was just the horse. Haha
[26:14] ---
    Hirotaka: There's his face.
[26:15] ---
    Kazuya: Since it's a parallel world,
    they can freely change their surroundings.
[26:19] ---
    Hirotaka: It's kind of cute
    how they're being bossed around.
[26:22] ---
    Shinya: Is this okay?
[26:23] ---
    Kazuya: I thought the same thing.
[26:26] ---
    Ayme: His demands are a tad unique.
[26:28] ---
    Shinya: Unique. Haha
[26:29] ---
    Ayme: They are.
[26:30] ---
    Shinya: Very original indeed.
[26:31] ---
    Ayme: His shirt is backless.
[26:32] ---
    Hirotaka: Hey guys, bringing
    the sun down is a little overboard.
[26:35] ---
    Kazuya: It's turn into Belphie's world.
[26:38] ---
    --They completely remade the world.
    --What's going on?
[26:41] ---
    Hirotaka: Everyone's pooped.
[26:42] ---
    Kazuya: Look at the colors.
[26:43] ---
    Ayme: Satan just looks
    like a guy in brown tights.
[26:46] ---
    Kazuya: Oh, those are tights? Haha
[26:50] ---
    Hirotaka: Asmo-chan, stop already.
[26:53] ---
    Asmo-chan, no.
[26:56] ---
    Think of your little brothers.
[26:58] ---
    Shinya: He's admitting to
    wanting to rule the world.
[26:59] ---
    --He gradually falls into darkness.
    --Hey wait, he's turning into the villain.
[27:04] ---
    Kazuya: That's why they say...
[27:07] ---
    Hirotaka: Hahaha!
    They said he's the new boss.
[27:10] ---
    I thought the same thing.
[27:12] ---
    Kazuya: And then it ends.
[27:14] ---
    Hirotaka: Wait, that's the end?!
[27:16] ---
    Kazuya: Yup.
[27:17] ---
    Ayme: Right after Asmo does his
    evil laugh, he sings "Everybody dance!"
[27:22] ---
    The switch is amazing.
[27:24] ---
    Shinya: Everybody get up!
[27:25] ---
    Kazuya: Yeah!
[27:26] ---
    Hirotaka: You think it's connected?
[27:28] ---
    Kazuya: By the way, we alluded to it,
    but Mammon and Lucifer were missing.
[27:33] ---
    Hirotaka: But Yama-san,
    we've still got one episode left, right?
[27:38] ---
    Kazuya: Shall we take that
    as a spoiler as well?
[27:40] ---
    Shinya: Hey, just don't
    worry about it, guys.
[27:43] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, let's not worry.
[27:44] ---
    Ayme: Yeah, Asmo's completely
    missing from some episodes too.
[27:48] ---
    Shinya: Well, there are
    episodes without Satan too!
[27:50] ---
    Hirotaka: Let's move on.
    The next one's starting.
[27:52] ---
    Shinya: I wonder
    what it will be about?!
[27:55] ---
    --I can't wait to find out.
    --I am so very curious.
[27:58] ---
    Hirotaka: It's started!
    And it's this episode!
[28:00] ---
    --Detective Satan!
    --We've been waiting!
[28:02] ---
    --It doesn't say kuro, does it?
    --Nope, it's spelled correctly.
[28:06] ---
    Hirotaka: Can we just watch this one?
[28:08] ---
    Shinya: So messy.
[28:12] ---
    Hirotaka: Satan looks so happy.
[28:16] ---
    He's so happy! Haha
[28:17] ---
    Kazuya: His second time asking.
[28:19] ---
    Shinya: He just wants
    a murder to happen.
[28:22] ---
    --And there's number three.
    --Oh, he wants them to play with him?
[28:25] ---
    Hirotaka: He's so cute.
[28:26] ---
    Shinya: He's so smug. What a cutie.
[28:29] ---
    Ayme: Is this the House of Lamentation?
[28:31] ---
    Kazuya: Yeah, I think so.
[28:32] ---
    Ayme: I quite like the art on the walls.
[28:35] ---
    Kazuya: I looked at them too.
    One looks like an octopus.
[28:37] ---
    Ayme: Yeah, a tentacle's
    sucking on someone's face.
[28:39] ---
    Hirotaka: That one has horns.
[28:41] ---
    --Yeah.
    --I like that one.
[28:42] ---
    Kazuya: Would you hang it up though?
[28:43] ---
    --Yeah. I'd hang it in my room.
    --Really?!
[28:46] ---
    Shinya: We're in a different
    world again this episode.
[28:48] ---
    Kazuya: You're very right.
[28:51] ---
    Try to tie everything back to
    a murder is also telling of this,
[28:55] ---
    but Satan is quite bloodthirsty, isn't he?
[28:59] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah but also, what's going on?
[29:02] ---
    Shinya: Satan's just easily influenced.
[29:05] ---
    Ayme: That's cute.
[29:06] ---
    Kazuya: They did say he was
    reading these kinds of novels.
[29:08] ---
    Hirotaka: He's just a pure soul, huh?
[29:10] ---
    Kazuya: Pure? Haha
[29:12] ---
    Ayme: Yeah, I reckon he's pure.
[29:13] ---
    Shinya: I'd want to fight
    if I had a water gun too.
[29:16] ---
    Kazuya: Oh, well, yes. I guess
    somewhere deep inside I would too.
[29:20] ---
    --He just has a childish side.
    --Uh-huh.
[29:22] ---
    Shinya: He's like a proper detective.
    It's kind of amazing.
[29:25] ---
    Kazuya: Yup.
[29:27] ---
    Ayme: I love this.
[29:28] ---
    Kazuya: Satan will act like
    he's not listening
[29:30] ---
    but will be actually thinking
    hard about something.
[29:32] ---
    Shinya: Uh-huh, you know it.
[29:34] ---
    He's so smart... I'm jealous.
[29:37] ---
    Kazuya: Then Levi gives in.
[29:39] ---
    Shinya: He looks guilty as charged.
[29:41] ---
    Ayme: His cat's eyes are so cute.
[29:42] ---
    Kazuya: They are.
[29:43] ---
    Shinya: Someone catch him!
[29:45] ---
    Kazuya: They're after you!
[29:47] ---
    Hirotaka: Poor Levi,
    he's got his head in his hands.
[29:49] ---
    Ayme: I thought this scene was so cool.
[29:52] ---
    Shinya: Yeah.
[29:53] ---
    Kazuya: Drops a cool line
    and closes the case.
[29:55] ---
    Hirotaka: There's more?
[29:56] ---
    Kazuya: Of course.
[29:57] ---
    Hirotaka: What now?
[29:59] ---
    Kazuya: Beel's...
[30:00] ---
    Hirotaka: Oh, his pudding's missing.
[30:03] ---
    --Jumping the shark a little.
    --A tad quick there, Koba-san.
[30:05] ---
    Kazuya: Beel's scary
    when it comes to food.
[30:10] ---
    Hirotaka: Ah!
[30:11] ---
    What's he eating?
[30:13] ---
    Oh!
[30:14] ---
    Kazuya: Uh-huh.
[30:14] ---
    --Wait, that's... Oh!
    --Yup!
    --So cute.
[30:17] ---
    Ayme: Satan's face there is precious.
[30:20] ---
    -- "I'm the culprit."
    --I've never seen him pull that face.
[30:21] ---
    Ayme: I haven't either. Haha
[30:25] ---
    Shinya: Satan's so expressive
    this episode.
[30:28] ---
    --Yeah, seriously.
    --I've never seen him so expressive.
[30:31] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, he's usually so cool.
[30:33] ---
    Kazuya: But telling himself
    to attack is very Satan.
[30:35] ---
    Shinya: I love how everyone
    lines up like that.
[30:38] ---
    Kazuya: Oh?
[30:39] ---
    Shinya: Everyone slides in.
[30:40] ---
    Kazuya: Ah, it does
    add to the suspense.
[30:43] ---
    Shinya: He's acting like a detective
    but he's just blaming others.
[30:49] ---
    Kazuya: You're so right.
[30:51] ---
    Ayme: Who would do it this boldly?
[30:53] ---
    Hirotaka: His brain's
    working at max speed.
[30:55] ---
    Shinya: I can get behind this,
    coffee after pudding.
[30:59] ---
    Kazuya: That's how you like it, huh?
[31:01] ---
    Shinya: Nothing beats something
    bitter after something sweet.
[31:03] ---
    Hirotaka: Go Satan, go! You can do it!
[31:05] ---
    Kazuya: You're on his side, huh?
[31:07] ---
    Hirotaka: Yup, I'm cheering on Satna.
[31:09] ---
    Kazuya: Look, look!
[31:10] ---
    Hirotaka: Oh no! He noticed!
[31:12] ---
    Kazuya: Of course they'd notice,
    they're not that dim.
[31:14] ---
    Hirotaka: Go, go! You've got this.
[31:16] ---
    Kazuya: I love this.
[31:19] ---
    Hirotaka: You've got this Satan!
    That's it, that's it!
[31:22] ---
    Kazuya: This deadpan expression
    is exactly like Sumi-kun.
[31:28] ---
    Sumi-kun also keeps a straight face
    while joking around.
[31:32] ---
    Shinya: You bad mouthing me?
[31:33] ---
    --I'm not!
    --What the hell?
[31:35] ---
    Shinya: Why're you dissing me?
[31:36] ---
    Kazuya: No, no, no,
    I've seen you do this with Kadayan.
[31:41] ---
    Shinya: I have no memory
    of any such thing.
[31:43] ---
    Kazuya: Really?
[31:43] ---
    Hirotaka: "Other-people's-pudding
    beauty treatment." Hehe
[31:47] ---
    Kazuya: That's so hard to read.
[31:49] ---
    Shinya: Asmo starts fiercely
    calling everyone out after this.
[31:53] ---
    Kazuya: Uh-huh.
[31:54] ---
    Ayme: He was the one
    being called out last episode,
[31:56] ---
    so this episode was so much easier to do.
[31:58] ---
    Shinya: This line is so funny.
[32:01] ---
    Hirotaka: You're being called
    a something something eater.
[32:08] ---
    Shinya: The names are getting worse.
[32:11] ---
    --Poor Asmo.
    --I love this episode.
    --This episode was
    really funny, wasn't it?
[32:15] ---
    Shinya: The detecitve's changed.
[32:17] ---
    Kazuya: True! It's Asmo now!
[32:20] ---
    Shinya: Is the episode title okay?
[32:23] ---
    Kazuya: Should it stay Detective Satan?
[32:25] ---
    Hirotaka: Go Satan!
[32:27] ---
    You can do it!
[32:28] ---
    Kazuya: Don't encourage him.
[32:30] ---
    Hirotaka: That's it! Keep pushing!
[32:36] ---
    Ayme: Why's his jacket waving?
[32:38] ---
    Kazuya: Where's the wind?
[32:39] ---
    Hirotaka: Ohh!
[32:40] ---
    Kazuya: Wait, wait,
    those three have lost it!
[32:44] ---
    Shinya: I'm with Asmo,
    what the hell's going on?
[32:49] ---
    Hirotaka: No! It's over!
[32:51] ---
    Kazuya: Asmo, Satan and Mammon
[32:56] ---
    all save the best lines
    for last, don't they?
[32:59] ---
    Shinya: True, they all
    finish with a one-liner.
[33:03] ---
    Kazuya: Satan did it
    and now Asmo did it.
[33:06] ---
    Shinya: True.
[33:07] ---
    Ayme: Lucifer was pretty
    great in episode one, too.
[33:09] ---
    Kazuya: Yes, but I think
    Satan stole his thunder.
[33:12] ---
    Shinya: It's the pause that makes it.
[33:14] ---
    --Yes! It's the pause!
    --It was great.
[33:15] ---
    Kazuya: The pause and
    Satan's deadpan look.
[33:19] ---
    Shinya: He's also so straightfaced.
[33:20] ---
    Ayme: Everyone's getting
    their turn, aren't they?
[33:23] ---
    Kazuya: Yes, true.
[33:25] ---
    In these three episodes,
[33:30] ---
    we had Asmo, Satan and
    Mammon be the focal points.
[33:37] ---
    So it's about time Luci got
    an episode, don't you think?
[33:42] ---
    Shinya: Ah... um...
[33:45] ---
    Kazuya: No? No?
    Okay... what the hell?
[33:48] ---
    Shinya: Yeah... um...
[33:49] ---
    Kazuya: Satan's anti-Lucifer, so I get it.
[33:52] ---
    But I kind of wanted some
    enthusiasm from Miura-san at least.
[34:01] ---
    Ayme: Of course, of course.
    I'd love a Lucifer episode.
[34:04] ---
    Shinya: Me too.
    I'm totally not lying either.
[34:05] ---
    Ayme: But you know, Lucifer gets
    the limelight enough, doesn't he?
[34:12] ---
    Kazuya: Well, what can I say?
[34:13] ---
    Shinya: Another member
    to team anti-Lucifer!
[34:16] ---
    Kazuya: Did I make that happen?
[34:17] ---
    --I think I'll keep quiet.
    --There are still more brothers.
[34:21] ---
    Shinya: Hey but, we still don't
    know what will happen next.
[34:24] ---
    Kazuya: After this, right?
[34:25] ---
    Shinya: So let's wait and see.
[34:28] ---
    Kazuya: True, our ideas from TBH
    might be used somewhere too.
[34:40] ---
    Hirotaka: So there's
    going to be a rap battle?
[34:42] ---
    Ayme: Yes!
[34:43] ---
    Shinya: Oh no, that means
    Kyohei Yaguchi's idea'll be used.
[34:46] ---
    Kazuya: Kyohei Yaguchi?!
[34:48] ---
    Hirotaka: What did he say?
[34:49] ---
    Kazuya: The rap one?
[34:50] ---
    Shinya: Nah, Kyohei Yaguchi's one
    was about three-year-olds or something.
[34:53] ---
    Kazuya: Oh, the five-year-olds one!
[34:55] ---
    Hirotaka: Oh, the one
    where we turn into kids.
[34:57] ---
    --Ah, in that case...
    --Yeah, no thanks.
[35:00] ---
    Kazuya: Right, Satan already
    went through that.
[35:02] ---
    Shinya: Yeah, so I'm good.
[35:04] ---
    Kazuya: We don't know what'll happen next,
[35:07] ---
    but we hope everyone is
    looking forward to finding out.
[35:09] ---
    Yup!
[35:10] ---
    Kazuya: Thanks for listening
    to our audio commentary!
[35:13] ---
    Stay tuned for episode eight,
[35:15] ---
    where Mammon gets
    in all kinds of trouble?
[35:20] ---
    Hirotaka: Hey, what?!
[35:21] ---
    Shinya: Isn’t that always though?
[35:24] ---
    Hirotaka: Yeah, you're right.
[35:25] ---
    Kazuya: As always, we hope you’re
    excited for the upcoming episodes!
[35:30] ---
    Thanks for listening!
[35:32] ---
    Thank you!

Season 1

E8 - A Dog by Any Other Name

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    "A Dog by Any Other Name"
[00:10] ---
    You can't be serious!
[00:12] ---
    I swapped with that dog!
[00:15] ---
    That dog jumped on me while I was holdin'
    that forbidden book of body swapping.
[00:21] ---
    Where did it even come from?
[00:25] ---
    I was so close to switching with Belphie
[00:28] ---
    while he's out cold
    and makin' a new credit card.
[00:32] ---
    Dammit.
[00:34] ---
    So what, I've gotta wait until
    the stupid spell wears off or somethin'?
[00:37] ---
    If I don't turn back before
    Lucifer finds out, I'll be done for.
[00:42] ---
    I, no, the dog, no I...
[00:46] ---
    Whatever, he's gone!
[00:51] ---
    Found him!
[00:52] ---
    What's he doin'?!
[00:55] ---
    They're all gonna make fun of me now!
[01:01] ---
    Dead silence?!
[01:02] ---
    They don't care one bit about me!
[01:08] ---
    Has anyone seen Beel?
[01:10] ---
    He said something about
    going to a buffet.
[01:14] ---
    Another Devildom restaurant
    bites the dust, huh?
[01:17] ---
    That's too bad.
[01:18] ---
    I thought he was here
    so made extra sweet potatoes.
[01:21] ---
    What should I do?
[01:22] ---
    Does someone want them?
[01:23] ---
    Diet.
[01:25] ---
    Already ate.
[01:30] ---
    Mammon, do you want one?
[01:34] ---
    You ate them all?!
[01:36] ---
    This is the first time ever
    you've actually been of use.
[01:39] ---
    Huh?! It is not!
[01:41] ---
    Also, why's he not noticing?!
[01:46] ---
    I see how it is.
[01:48] ---
    He finally noticed!
[01:51] ---
    Don't waste it.
[01:52] ---
    What?! Lucifer just...
[01:54] ---
    This dog is somethin' else.
[01:56] ---
    Okay, okay.
[01:58] ---
    Begging for money as always huh?
[02:02] ---
    As always? Is that
    what I look like when I beg?
[02:06] ---
    Hey, is no one going to
    get the paper today?
[02:15] ---
    That's right! Of course
    Satan would notice!
[02:18] ---
    Bringing me the paper,
    clever you, Mammon.
[02:21] ---
    Huh?!
[02:22] ---
    How dumb do these guys think I am?!
[02:32] ---
    When am I gonna turn back?
[02:34] ---
    Also, why's nobody noticing?
[02:37] ---
    Look at them, all gathered
    around that mutt.
[02:42] ---
    I-I hate this.
[02:45] ---
    Mammon, fetch!
[02:48] ---
    Nice catch, Mammon.
[02:49] ---
    Open your eyes!
[02:50] ---
    It obviously ain't me!
[02:52] ---
    Right hand.
[02:53] ---
    Left hand.
[02:54] ---
    Lie down.
[02:57] ---
    Good boy, Mammon.
[02:58] ---
    Here's a treat.
[03:00] ---
    He's literally treating me like a pet...
[03:04] ---
    Hey, Mammon, where are you going?
[03:09] ---
    Where could our Mammon-chan
    have run off to?
[03:13] ---
    Asmo caring about
    someone besides himself?
[03:16] ---
    I made these. Let's put them up
    around town tomorrow.
[03:20] ---
    That is 100% a lost dog poster!
[03:22] ---
    I must say, now that he's gone,
    it does feel quite lonely.
[03:27] ---
    While he was a scumbag, he may have been
    the glue that held us together.
[03:32] ---
    --You're right...
    --Mammooooon!
[03:35] ---
    Don't cry. He'll come back, I know it.
[03:40] ---
    E-Everyone!
[03:55] ---
    I'm home!
[03:56] ---
    Mammon?!
[03:58] ---
    Damn you guys,
    you missed me that much?
[04:02] ---
    Who are you?
[04:05] ---
    It's me?
[04:06] ---
    The real deal.
    The Great Mammon in the flesh!
[04:09] ---
    The G.R.E.A.T M.A.M.M.O.N.
[04:11] ---
    You were lookin' for me, right?
[04:12] ---
    No! You're not the Mammon
    we were looking for!
[04:16] ---
    Our cute little Mammon...
[04:18] ---
    Give him back!
[04:24] ---
    What's goin' oooooon?!

Season 1

E9 - The First Great Sibling Psychological War

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    "The First Great Sibling
    Psychological War"
[00:10] ---
    Beel, thanks for inviting me
    to work out with you.
[00:13] ---
    I was just wanting to tone my bod.
[00:17] ---
    Sometimes I like working out with others,
    so I tried asking everyone...
[00:21] ---
    I was surprised though,
[00:23] ---
    that Belphie came too.
[00:25] ---
    Should I not have?
[00:27] ---
    Ah, wait, no, that's not what I...
[00:30] ---
    You just don't seem like the type.
[00:32] ---
    I get the urge to
    exercise too sometimes.
[00:35] ---
    But, you know...
[00:37] ---
    Why're we in the library?
[00:39] ---
    Because this table is
    perfect for training on.
[00:43] ---
    Gotcha.
[00:44] ---
    Let's up our pace.
[00:57] ---
    Lucifer's special ship in a bottle!
[01:04] ---
    I'm going to do to you
    what you did to my ship!
[01:14] ---
    This glass is dangerous.
    I'll clean it up.
[01:17] ---
    But not telling Lucifer would be bad,
[01:21] ---
    so does someone want
    to go tell him for me?
[01:26] ---
    He's setting us up!
[01:28] ---
    Telling Lucifer is
    a death sentence.
[01:32] ---
    Even if I need to blame someone,
    I'm getting out of this!
[01:36] ---
    Picking it up with your bare hands is
    dangerous. Let me use these to help.
[01:39] ---
    He beat me to it!
[01:42] ---
    There might be some
    glass over here too.
[01:45] ---
    Someone might step on it.
[01:48] ---
    What are their next moves...?
[01:50] ---
    Do I make the first move?
[01:51] ---
    Do I see how this plays out?
[01:54] ---
    Ooow! Ow, ow, ow!
    My muscles hurt so much!
[01:57] ---
    It must be from all that working out!
[02:00] ---
    So that's how it's gonna be?
[02:05] ---
    Your muscles don't normally
    hurt that quickly, Belphie.
[02:08] ---
    I'm so inactive
    my body's no longer normal.
[02:12] ---
    Ow ow ow ow.
[02:14] ---
    No amount of inactivity
    would make that happen...
[02:18] ---
    Whatever, I still
    can't move from here.
[02:25] ---
    Ow ow ow ow ow
    ow ow! My muscles!
[02:40] ---
    Ow! That actually hurt.
[02:42] ---
    It's glass.
[02:44] ---
    The floor's actually covered in glass?
[02:46] ---
    Are you all right?
[02:48] ---
    Hey, what happened
    to your muscle pain?
[02:50] ---
    What happened to yours?
[02:52] ---
    Also, what did you mean
    by "actually hurt"?
[02:55] ---
    That was, uh... Um...
[03:01] ---
    Oh, no!
[03:04] ---
    It's on fire!
[03:06] ---
    I've got this. You guys get out!
[03:09] ---
    And go find Lucifer...
[03:12] ---
    No, leave it to me.
[03:13] ---
    I'm better with, um... fire.
[03:16] ---
    You are?!
[03:17] ---
    You thief! This is my fire!
[03:19] ---
    Your fire?!
[03:21] ---
    I've got this!
[03:24] ---
    Is that right?
[03:26] ---
    Sorry, was just talking to the fire...
[03:30] ---
    Which means,
    since we're BFFs, I've got this.
[03:33] ---
    You're just being weird!
[03:34] ---
    No, I'll deal with this!
[03:36] ---
    No, I'll do it. You two go!
[03:38] ---
    You want me, don't you?
[03:39] ---
    Will someone hurry up and go
    get Lucifer already! I don't want to!
[03:43] ---
    You finally said it!
[03:46] ---
    Okay, since Asmo's
    the oldest, he should...
[03:49] ---
    No, no, no, no!
    Since you two are the youngest!
[03:55] ---
    Hey, the fire's kind of
    getting out of hand.
[03:59] ---
    It's still not as bad as
    an angry Lucifer though.
[04:02] ---
    You're right.
[04:03] ---
    Can't argue with that.
[04:05] ---
    Okay, Beel, you go!
[04:06] ---
    No! Asmo!
[04:07] ---
    No! Belphie!
[04:08] ---
    --No! Asmo!
    --I don't wanna go!
[04:10] ---
    --I definitely don't wanna go!
    --Asmo, go!
    --One of you go!
[04:13] ---
    Someone's here!
[04:15] ---
    Okay, let's make whoever it is go!
[04:18] ---
    Good idea!
[04:21] ---
    You there!
[04:22] ---
    The ship in a bottle broke...
[04:24] ---
    Go tell Lucifer!
[04:26] ---
    Understood... I should tell Lucifer, yes?
[04:30] ---
    Lucifer!
[04:32] ---
    Ah... sorry.
[04:34] ---
    Actually...
[04:35] ---
    Your ship in a bottle...
[04:37] ---
    More importantly...
[04:39] ---
    Why's the house on fire?!
[04:42] ---
    We're sorry!

Season 1

E10 - A Trip for 7 — Part 1

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    Morning.
[00:08] ---
    Top of the morning.
[00:09] ---
    Where is everyone?
[00:11] ---
    Asleep, I presume.
[00:13] ---
    Belphie, You're up
    uncharacteristically early.
[00:17] ---
    I'm not sure why,
    but I got a great sleep.
[00:20] ---
    Mornin'...
[00:22] ---
    I need sleep...
[00:24] ---
    Who woulda thought a game of cards
    would get that heated, huh?
[00:28] ---
    What are you all doing? Belphie's up
    early for once and this is what you do?
[00:32] ---
    Satan, remember whose fault it was.
[00:34] ---
    You didn't want to finish on a loss,
    so you kept asking to play another round.
[00:40] ---
    Aaand you're asleep.
[00:42] ---
    You guys were playing cards?
[00:44] ---
    You weren't playin' too?
[00:46] ---
    We must have not wanted
    to wake him up or something?
[00:51] ---
    Remember, you fell asleep
    in your soup at dinner.
[00:57] ---
    You looked so tired
    so we left you alone.
[01:00] ---
    Our apologies, Belphie.
[01:02] ---
    Should we have woken you?
[01:04] ---
    No, it's all right.
[01:20] ---
    Here.
[01:21] ---
    Beel, it's you.
[01:23] ---
    Want one?
[01:24] ---
    Sure.
[01:26] ---
    You've been coming here a lot lately.
[01:28] ---
    Being here alone calms me down.
[01:32] ---
    Belphie.
[01:33] ---
    You can tell me if something's up.
[01:36] ---
    We're brothers after all.
[01:37] ---
    If something's
    weighing on your mind, j...
[01:39] ---
    Do you remember when
[01:41] ---
    we went to the hot springs together?
[01:44] ---
    That was so much fun.
[01:48] ---
    Okay, I'll come out and say it.
[01:52] ---
    Can we have another
    huge argument like that again?
[01:55] ---
    What?
[01:57] ---
    Do you still think Lucifer and the others
    still care about what happened?
[02:02] ---
    I won...
[02:03] ---
    What?
[02:06] ---
    Another ice cream.
[02:08] ---
    You can have it.
[02:11] ---
    Oh...
[02:19] ---
    Congrats. Here's your prize!
[02:22] ---
    Thanks.
[02:23] ---
    A throat lozenge?!
[02:25] ---
    Mammon?!
[02:26] ---
    Yo! It's my shift.
[02:29] ---
    So this is what you meant by
    working to pay off your debts?
[02:33] ---
    Somethin' like that.
[02:34] ---
    These prizes suck, huh?
[02:36] ---
    But the jackpot, a 3 day trip to the Moryo
    Hot Springs, is really bringin' it in.
[02:42] ---
    Huh?
[02:43] ---
    This is it!
[02:48] ---
    Ow ow ow ow!
[02:50] ---
    Hey, hey, you all right there?
[02:55] ---
    Nothing, again.
[02:58] ---
    Beel, if you ate that many...
[03:01] ---
    Nothing, again.
[03:03] ---
    You'll get a tummy ache.
[03:05] ---
    I'm getting that jackpot!
[03:09] ---
    Ow! It shocked me.
[03:11] ---
    Oh, that one's Electric Níðhöggr flavor.
[03:13] ---
    It feels like an electric shock, right?
[03:16] ---
    It doesn't feel like it. ow
    It actually shocked ow me.
[03:22] ---
    Nothing, again. ow
[03:24] ---
    But people seem to
    like these weird flavors.
[03:30] ---
    That flavor's called "51℃."
[03:32] ---
    Nothing, again.
[03:34] ---
    Do it for the trip...
[03:38] ---
    Exploding flavor.
[03:41] ---
    We're all going on that trip!
[03:48] ---
    That one's the Smell of
    Concrete After It Rains.
[03:51] ---
    This feeling of nostalgia...
[03:53] ---
    And I won...
[03:55] ---
    Here's ya throat lozenge.
[03:56] ---
    Do it for Belphie!
[04:01] ---
    It doesn't hurt, or burn,
    or make me sick anymore.
[04:06] ---
    I can't taste anything anymore.
[04:10] ---
    Nah, that's the No Flavor flavor.
[04:13] ---
    Yoooo, Beel, you gooood?
[04:24] ---
    For real?!
[04:26] ---
    What... happened...?
[04:29] ---
    Lucifer just...
[04:30] ---
    Wait, what happened to you?!
[04:33] ---
    Lucifer just won a trip
    from some ice cream.
[04:36] ---
    A 3-day stay for 7
    at the Moryo Hot Springs.
[04:41] ---
    7? What are the chances?
[04:43] ---
    Weird number but okay.
[04:46] ---
    It's quite the coincidence indeed.
[04:47] ---
    I wonder what the
    accommodation's like.
[04:49] ---
    You will have to wait to find out.
[04:52] ---
    Lucifer...
[04:56] ---
    Thank you...

Season 1

E11 - A Trip for 7 — Part 2

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    Today was so fun!
[00:07] ---
    I got so many pics of
    my not-so-everyday life.
[00:11] ---
    It was fun.
[00:13] ---
    But all we did was eat.
[00:15] ---
    That's what you get
    when Beel plans things.
[00:18] ---
    Don't be like that,
    he arranged so much for us.
[00:22] ---
    Tomorrow, we'll go here and do this...
[00:27] ---
    It'll be an early start,
    so it's lights out.
[00:29] ---
    What're we doing tomorrow?
[00:31] ---
    At 7 AM, we'll go eat sushi,
    then dango and sushi.
[00:36] ---
    Then curry and sushi, pasta sushi,
[00:40] ---
    parfait sushi, sushigherita,
    a sushiburger and sushipura combo,
[00:43] ---
    then sushiobster
    from Sushi with ice sushi.
[00:46] ---
    Finally, sushi-sushi on the sushi-sushi.
[00:50] ---
    ...And sushi.
[00:51] ---
    It's all sushi!
[00:52] ---
    With Beel, it always has been.
[00:55] ---
    I see how it's going to be.
[00:59] ---
    Either way, it's bedtime, everyone.
[01:02] ---
    Okay...
[01:03] ---
    All right.
[01:05] ---
    Na night.
[01:07] ---
    Good night.
[01:19] ---
    Levi, bedtime.
[01:21] ---
    Sorry, I usually don't
    go to bed this early.
[01:31] ---
    I said, go to sleep!
[01:33] ---
    I'm not Leviathan, Beel!
[01:36] ---
    And I ain't Beel!
[01:39] ---
    Ow! Hey!
[01:42] ---
    Hey! That hurt!
[01:45] ---
    Leviathan!
[01:49] ---
    My beauty sleep!
[01:50] ---
    Everyone, stop!
    Tomorrow's an early...
[01:59] ---
    Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
[02:06] ---
    Belphie! My bad!
[02:09] ---
    Sorry, did it hurt?
[02:11] ---
    Yes...
[02:13] ---
    I'm sorry! I didn't think it'd...
[02:15] ---
    Why're you apologizing to me?
[02:18] ---
    When they were here,
    we were back to how we used to be.
[02:23] ---
    But since they left,
    you guys have been acting strange.
[02:26] ---
    Are you still mad at me?
[02:28] ---
    Is that why everyone's
    been avoiding me?
[02:31] ---
    Belphie...
[02:32] ---
    We're not avoiding you.
[02:34] ---
    But since that day, it's been
    hard to tell what you think of us...
[02:39] ---
    Then say that!
[02:40] ---
    I don't know how you guys feel either!
[02:43] ---
    Say what you're
    really thinking for once!
[02:49] ---
    Tomorrow...
[02:52] ---
    I don't wanna nothin' but sushi!
[02:56] ---
    Mammon...
[02:57] ---
    Beel already decided that.
[03:00] ---
    I want to have a spa day!
[03:04] ---
    I wanna go to a bookstore!
[03:06] ---
    I wanna go to an arcade!
[03:08] ---
    I want to tour a factory!
[03:11] ---
    You guys...
[03:13] ---
    I...
[03:15] ---
    I...
[03:17] ---
    I...
[03:18] ---
    Wanna have a pillow fight!
[03:22] ---
    You've done it now!
[03:29] ---
    Belphie!
[03:35] ---
    Eat this, Mammon!
[03:37] ---
    That hurt!

Season 1

E12 - A Brotherless New Year's Eve Party

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    "Silent Night: A Brotherless New Year's Eve"
[00:01] ---
    Happy New Year's Eve!
[00:08] ---
    Let's make the most of
    what little remains of this year.
[00:11] ---
    Thanks for inviting us.
[00:12] ---
    It's my first New Year's Eve
    part at the castle.
[00:15] ---
    Are the brothers not joining us?
[00:17] ---
    I invited them, but they declined,
    saying something about a New Year's trip.
[00:24] ---
    Another trip?!
[00:25] ---
    They've been doing nothing
    but traveling these days.
[00:29] ---
    I wonder what souvenirs
    they will bring us.
[00:31] ---
    I wonder if there's
    a reason for all these trips.
[00:35] ---
    Want to know?
[00:36] ---
    I do!
[00:37] ---
    Barbatos, could you please fill everyone
    in on the brothers' recent antics?
[00:41] ---
    Without question.
[00:43] ---
    You've been following them?
[00:45] ---
    Of course.
[00:46] ---
    It is my job to be able to answer any of
    the Young Lord's questions after all.
[00:51] ---
    Didn't know being a search engine
    was a butler's job.
[00:54] ---
    I think that may just be Barbatos.
[00:58] ---
    What kind words.
[00:59] ---
    Let us begin with
    Leviathan's small incident.
[01:03] ---
    He was cosplaying the heroin from
    The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl in his room.
[01:09] ---
    He looks so happy.
[01:11] ---
    However, Beelzebub barged in
    and caused Leviathan to panic.
[01:14] ---
    What a kick.
[01:16] ---
    In the end, Leviathan was
    the one to expose his cosplay.
[01:20] ---
    As their big brother, that must
    have been incredibly embarrassing.
[01:24] ---
    After this, Leviathan completely
    shut himself away in his room.
[01:29] ---
    His brothers tried luring him out by
    calling his name in Hana Ruri's voice
[01:34] ---
    and having parties outside
    the door among other things.
[01:37] ---
    Then what happened?
[01:39] ---
    Lucifer kicked down the door.
[01:41] ---
    What a wonderful story.
[01:43] ---
    These brothers truly
    are full of surprises.
[01:46] ---
    There was also another
    incident involving costumes.
[01:49] ---
    The brothers took up
    jobs at a bunny boy cafe.
[01:53] ---
    Bunny boy cafe?
[01:55] ---
    Yes, the waiters serve you
    dressed as bunnies,
[01:58] ---
    but if you take a liking to them,
    you can gift them carrots.
[02:02] ---
    What a fun concept.
[02:04] ---
    Indeed, let's all
    work there too next time.
[02:07] ---
    As the waiters...?
[02:09] ---
    What else?
[02:10] ---
    I wanna be a bunny too!
[02:13] ---
    A Chihuahua dressed as
    a bunny? How confusing.
[02:17] ---
    I'm not a Chihuahua!
[02:19] ---
    Relax, it was a simple joke.
[02:24] ---
    After this, Mammon took home the bunny boy
    costumes and tried to sell them on D-bay.
[02:30] ---
    But Lucifer found out
    and got deathly mad.
[02:34] ---
    Some things never change.
[02:35] ---
    I'm sure he looked even more like a rabbit
    with the bloodshot eyes from the tears.
[02:39] ---
    Clever observation, my Lord.
[02:41] ---
    That Mammon sure is cunning.
[02:44] ---
    That reminds me,
[02:45] ---
    didn't he try to sell something
    when they went to my private beach?
[02:49] ---
    Yes, photos of Lucifer.
[02:51] ---
    Yes, at my private beach...
[02:57] ---
    I said, yes, at my private beach...
[03:02] ---
    Are you waiting for
    the video, my Lord?
[03:05] ---
    My apologies, Lucifer cast a spell
    that prohibits me from showing anything.
[03:11] ---
    O-Oh, is that so?
[03:14] ---
    Since his Celestial Realm days,
    Lucifer has hated taking off his shirt.
[03:18] ---
    But it was never to this extent.
[03:21] ---
    Let us move on.
[03:22] ---
    There was also the time
    when Satan became a detective.
[03:25] ---
    An incident happened where
    someone stole Belphegor's pillow.
[03:28] ---
    However, Satan found
    the culprit immediately.
[03:31] ---
    Everyone looks so impressed.
[03:34] ---
    Following that, Beelzebub
    discovered his pudding was eaten.
[03:39] ---
    Incredibly, Satan solved
    this incident too.
[03:41] ---
    He announced
    his discovery by saying...
[03:44] ---
    "The culprit, is me!"
[03:49] ---
    That truly is one
    for the history books.
[03:52] ---
    Apparently, after that, Satan promised to
[03:54] ---
    give Beelzebub
    all the pudding he could eat.
[03:58] ---
    But it turns out, all the pudding
    in the Devildom isn't enough
[04:02] ---
    and Satan had to beg him to stop.
[04:04] ---
    Is that why pudding completely disappeared
    from the Devildom for an instant?
[04:09] ---
    We'll just have to remember to
    never eat Beelzebub's pudding then.
[04:13] ---
    Yeah...
[04:14] ---
    Didn't the House of
    Lamentation also catch fire?
[04:17] ---
    Yes, well...
[04:18] ---
    A workout was behind that.
[04:20] ---
    During the workout, Lucifer's prized
    ship in a bottle was broken.
[04:25] ---
    The one that I gave him?!
[04:28] ---
    While they were bickering over
    who would go and apologize,
[04:31] ---
    they inexplicably started a fire.
[04:33] ---
    You would think people would
    put out the fire if that happened.
[04:37] ---
    Of course, afterward the three brothers
    proceeded to be told off by Lucifer.
[04:41] ---
    However, as they were told off
    for both the fire and ship,
[04:45] ---
    they have been lighting fires
    whenever they are about to be told off.
[04:50] ---
    How did they come to that conclusion?
    Demons truly are the worst.
[04:54] ---
    Lucifer's scoldings
    must really be something.
[04:58] ---
    This is the final and
    most recent incident.
[05:01] ---
    Beelzebub was worried about the awkward
    air between Belphegor and his brothers
[05:04] ---
    and tried to win a trip
    to bring them all together.
[05:08] ---
    Oh, I recognize that
    ice cream competition!
[05:12] ---
    But after that failed,
[05:14] ---
    Lucifer secretly paid for a trip.
[05:17] ---
    Then while on the trip,
    they had a pillow fight.
[05:27] ---
    I had no idea...
[05:29] ---
    They've been close
    even since the Celestial Realm.
[05:32] ---
    I wish I had that.
[05:33] ---
    That must be why they've
    been going on so many trips.
[05:37] ---
    Exactly.
[05:38] ---
    Thanks to this trip, the brothers
    are now a single unit again.
[05:42] ---
    Yes.
[05:44] ---
    I feel that thanks to this New Year's Eve
    party, we too have become a single unit.
[05:50] ---
    --Uh-huh.
    --Yes.
[05:51] ---
    I want everyone to scream
    what they wish for the most.
[05:55] ---
    Ready?
[05:56] ---
    Where were we--?!

Season 2

Season 2

E1 - We Miss You

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    We Miss You
[00:12] ---
    Test, test, test, name!
[00:16] ---
    We're finally free!
[00:20] ---
    Now then, I'm sure you will all
    score better on your next test.
[00:25] ---
    That's so unfair... I can't believe you
    actually turned us into test sheet name boxes.
[00:30] ---
    You've brought it on yourselves,
    with your ridiculously low test scores.
[00:34] ---
    It's 'cause we don't have
    any motivation to study...
[00:37] ---
    Not since they returned
    to the human world...
[00:40] ---
    Test, test! Name!
[00:43] ---
    Mammon, you're free already.
[00:47] ---
    I was just gettin' used
    to life as a name box.
[00:52] ---
    You don't care?
[00:54] ---
    Well, his score wasn't from a lack of trying.
[00:58] ---
    Shaddap!
[01:00] ---
    I miss them.
[01:02] ---
    I miss them too...
[01:04] ---
    Me too...
[01:05] ---
    I understand how you all feel...
[01:08] ---
    Okay, from now on, sayin' "I miss them"
    will net ya a fine of 1,000 Grimm.
[01:14] ---
    Whoever says it the least
    wins the entire pot!
[01:17] ---
    -What?!
[01:19] ---
    You'll get fined too, you know?
[01:21] ---
    'Course!
[01:23] ---
    The Great Mammon is totally
    cool without 'em around,
[01:26] ---
    so you won't hear me say "I miss them."
[01:29] ---
    Huh? Are you scheming to make
    a little money on the side?
[01:32] ---
    Lucifer, say something!
[01:35] ---
    That is a...
[01:37] ---
    Nice idea, Mammon!
[01:39] ---
    Wha?!
[01:40] ---
    It's a cruel challenge, but it might
    be a good form of therapy for everyone.
[01:46] ---
    All right, let's go!
[01:47] ---
    Game on!
[01:56] ---
    If I make a conscious effort not
    to say it, this should be easy.
[01:59] ---
    Yeah, yeah, just think of it as a game.
[02:03] ---
    When they were here, we always
    used to play games together...
[02:06] ---
    That's right... I wonder
    what they're up to now.
[02:13] ---
    I miss them...
[02:14] ---
    Busted, pay up!
[02:16] ---
    Oh... I let it slip!
[02:19] ---
    I have to concentrate or I might say...
[02:22] ---
    I miss them...
[02:25] ---
    Oh no... I... I... I mith them.
[02:28] ---
    I mi-... I mith them... I mith them...
[02:36] ---
    Oh, so you can do that instead huh?
[02:39] ---
    I mith them! I mith them!
[02:44] ---
    Let me try it too.
[02:45] ---
    I mith them! I mith them!
[02:49] ---
    I mith them! I mith them!
    I can say it! I mith them!
[02:53] ---
    I mith them! I mith them! I mith them—
[03:00] ---
    ...I mith them!
[03:02] ---
    I...mith them...
[03:08] ---
    We can't keep this up.
[03:10] ---
    I miss 'em! I miss 'em!
[03:12] ---
    What?
[03:13] ---
    Pay up, Mammon!
[03:15] ---
    No, no! I was just sayin' this doll's name.
[03:18] ---
    This here is Miss Em!
[03:21] ---
    -Miss...?
    -Em...?
[03:23] ---
    It's a doll I made.
[03:30] ---
    Miss Em!
[03:32] ---
    Miss Em, Miss Em—
[03:33] ---
    It ain't nothing but a name.
[03:35] ---
    Guess you're safe.
[03:38] ---
    -I want one! I want one!
[03:42] ---
    This guy's mine.
[03:44] ---
    -Whaat?!
[03:46] ---
    I guess I can help ya!
[03:49] ---
    Family discount, one for 10,000 Grimm!
[03:53] ---
    Hey, Mammon... Don't overchar—
[03:55] ---
    What a deal! We'll take them!
[03:58] ---
    Miss Em!
[04:00] ---
    Miss Em! Miss Em! Miss Em—
[04:10] ---
    Miss Em! Miss Em! Miss Em—
[04:15] ---
    It seems that those brothers are
    recently into this Miss Em character.
[04:21] ---
    Yes, but it isn't just them.
[04:23] ---
    The entire school is obsessed with it.
[04:28] ---
    What's so special about that doll?
[04:30] ---
    I agree, I wish somebody would tell me.
[04:36] ---
    I got the dark version!
[04:40] ---
    Miss Em! Miss Em! Miss Em—
[04:41] ---
    [Kitty Miss Em is so cute!]
    Miss Em! Miss Em! Miss Em—
[04:44] ---
    [Baller Miss Em is so cool!]
[04:48] ---
    [Miss Em anime coming soon!]
[04:55] ---
    [Miss Em's debut!
    Debut single, Hold Me Tight, out now!]
[04:57] ---
    [Miss Em Fantasy
    Over 1 million preregistrations!]
[05:00] ---
    [Miss Em: A Ray of Hope
    A Blockbuster Hit!]
[05:03] ---
    [Miss Em Land – Grand Opening]
[05:16] ---
    Nothin' beats some good
    food and vintage Demonus.
[05:19] ---
    And...
[05:21] ---
    In a mansion to boot!
[05:22] ---
    This is pure bliss.
[05:27] ---
    I'm so happy!
[05:32] ---
    I don't need anything' else!
[05:34] ---
    [I miss you]
[05:41] ---
    I miss them...

Season 2

E2 - Camp Lucifer

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    We're finally here!
[00:08] ---
    Wow, it's spectacular!
[00:11] ---
    I guess campin' in the middle of the
    woods like this won't be half bad.
[00:15] ---
    You're only here because your debt
    collectors can't find you here, aren't you?
[00:19] ---
    Shaddap!
[00:20] ---
    But, seriously this is great.
[00:22] ---
    The air here is so clean and crisp.
[00:25] ---
    Yep, it tastes delicious!
[00:27] ---
    He's eating the air...
[00:29] ---
    Seriously...
[00:30] ---
    It's so good.
[00:32] ---
    What are you doin', man?
[00:34] ---
    We don't have time for that.
[00:36] ---
    It's just the four of us today, after all.
[00:43] ---
    I'll show you bunch the ropes
    when it comes to camping.
[00:47] ---
    Let's not waste any more time.
[00:49] ---
    First, we'll start with pitching the tent.
[00:51] ---
    -Roger that!
[00:54] ---
    All right.
[00:56] ---
    Is this right?
[00:58] ---
    Are you holding it down?
[01:02] ---
    You're doing it all wrong...
[01:04] ---
    You have to take into account the path
    of the sun and where shade will be.
[01:06] ---
    Plus, that's not at all
    how you secure a tent...
[01:09] ---
    What? Really?
[01:11] ---
    Leave the tent to me.
[01:13] ---
    You all find something else to do.
[01:15] ---
    -Yessir!
[01:18] ---
    All right, time for the Great
    Mammon to chop some firewood.
[01:29] ---
    Way to go, Mammon!
[01:31] ---
    OH! I split it, I split it!
[01:33] ---
    It's feeling like a real camp now.
[01:35] ---
    Let me at it again!
[01:36] ---
    That's not quite right, Mammon.
[01:39] ---
    If you keep at it like that
    we will be burning daylight.
[01:41] ---
    Just let me do it.
[01:50] ---
    Time to catch dinner!
[01:55] ---
    Beel, you're doing it all wrong.
[01:57] ---
    The way you've attached the bait,
[01:59] ---
    and the way you're moving the
    fishing pole are totally off.
[02:00] ---
    If you keep at it like that,
    you'll never catch any fish.
[02:03] ---
    Just let me do it.
[02:09] ---
    Okay! I guess I'll cut
    some food for dinner then!
[02:18] ---
    How cute!
[02:21] ---
    Asmodeus, your cutting
    technique is totally off.
[02:26] ---
    Preparation is key to having
    a delicious barbeque.
[02:29] ---
    Just let me do it.
[02:32] ---
    -What the hell...
    -There's nothing for us to do.
[02:41] ---
    Uh-huh...
[02:42] ---
    Whatever, we can let Lucifer do all the
    hard work and just enjoy the trip, right?
[02:47] ---
    That's true!
[02:57] ---
    Nice! I got five skips.
[02:59] ---
    Wrong! That's now how you throw!
[03:01] ---
    Just let me do it!
[03:03] ---
    This too?! You gotta be kiddin' me...
[03:18] ---
    Wrong! That's not how you sleep!
[03:21] ---
    Let me do it!
[03:25] ---
    Wrong! You're eating it all
    wrong! Just let me do it!
[03:30] ---
    Wrong! Just let me do it!
[03:41] ---
    What?! A masked serial killer?!
[03:44] ---
    WRONG!
[03:46] ---
    You won't scare anyone doing it like that.
[03:50] ---
    Give that here. I'll do it!
[03:57] ---
    -Camp, camp, camp.
    -Why did Lucifer even invite us?
[04:02] ---
    -Agreed.
    -So much fun!
[04:03] ---
    ♪ Camp, camp, so much fun.
[04:06] ---
    ♪ Camping with Lucifer, never again!
[04:10] ---
    -Camp, camp. What a blast. Camp, camp.
    -Let's get outta here.
[04:15] ---
    ♪ Camp, camp, this is the
    best! Camp, camp, so much fun.

Season 2

E3 - The Long Awaited Ruri-chan Viewing Party

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    The Long Awaited Ruri-chan Viewing Party
[00:03] ---
    Welcome to the The Magical Ruri
    Hana: Demon Girl the Movie viewing party!
[00:13] ---
    How many years have I been
    unwaveringly following Ruri-chan?
[00:16] ---
    Who would think... Who would
    think this day would come?
[00:25] ---
    Leviathan, could you save
    your theatrics for afterwards?
[00:28] ---
    You mustn’t keep the Young Lord waiting.
[00:32] ---
    I came to see what all the fuss is about but since when
    did everyone suddenly become such fans of Ruri-chan?
[00:37] ---
    Right, you don't use
    your D.D.D. often, do you?
[00:41] ---
    The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl - The Movie:
    Part 2 is the best-selling movie of all time!
[00:47] ---
    People can’t stop talking
    about it on Devilgram.
[00:50] ---
    Speaking of which, I heard that if you haven’t
    seen Part 1, it won’t be half as interesting.
[00:55] ---
    Ah, that makes sense.
[00:57] ---
    No time to lose! The Magical Ruri
    Hana: Demon Girl - The Movie Part 1.
[01:03] ---
    Here we go!
[01:06] ---
    Petunias stand together!
    Flowers never say never!
[01:11] ---
    Evil demons be on alert as
    I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
[01:13] ---
    Justice Flower!
[01:15] ---
    -Ruri Hana!
    -Pause!
[01:18] ---
    Anyone see it?
[01:21] ---
    Huh? Nobody?
[01:23] ---
    This is the scene fans were buzzing about.
[01:27] ---
    We have to watch the opening
    scene of the TV show then.
[01:37] ---
    This is the TV show!
[01:39] ---
    Petunias stand together!
    Flowers never say never!
[01:43] ---
    Evil demons...
[01:45] ---
    You got it now, right?
[01:51] ---
    Forget it. It’s probably because
    you haven’t seen the anime before.
[01:55] ---
    All right.
[01:57] ---
    I’ll tell you...
[01:58] ---
    Ruri-chan in the movie
    is almost a full head taller.
[02:05] ---
    This was due to the fact that the director, Tagliatelle Tino,
    couldn’t depict such a battle scene using such a small character.
[02:11] ---
    This caused an issue with the original author,
    so they set the movie a few years in the future.
[02:21] ---
    Die-hard fans were not
    happy when they first saw this.
[02:23] ---
    But, after seeing the battle
    scene they understood the decision.
[02:28] ---
    Anyway, let’s get back to the movie.
[02:30] ---
    Evil demons be on alert as
    I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
[02:34] ---
    Justice Flower!
[02:35] ---
    Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru-Ruri!
[02:36] ---
    Pause!
[02:39] ---
    Did you see it?!
[02:40] ---
    See what?
[02:43] ---
    Ruri-chan’s outline popped!
[02:45] ---
    This is known as a harmony from when
    hand-drawn cel animations use to be common.
[02:50] ---
    The director used this technique
    since he is a big old-school anime nerd.
[02:54] ---
    This technique appears a
    lot in the rest of the movie!
[02:58] ---
    Okay, let’s keep going.
[03:04] ---
    Pause!
[03:06] ---
    Did you see the way the title
    came up? That was a parody on...
[03:11] ---
    Let's keep going.
[03:13] ---
    Pause!
[03:15] ---
    This character is Azuki-tan.
[03:17] ---
    This version is actually
    slightly different from the anime.
[03:21] ---
    I’m just going to go to the bathroom...
[03:23] ---
    Pause!
[03:26] ---
    Pause!
[03:29] ---
    Pause!
[03:30] ---
    Pause! Pause!
[03:37] ---
    My Lord, we have other
    matters to attend to.
[03:41] ---
    Okay, next.
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:45] ---
    Everyone's...
[03:46] ---
    Gone...
[03:49] ---
    I did it again...
[03:55] ---
    Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru-Ruri!
[03:58] ---
    No way! You really enjoyed it that much?!
[04:00] ---
    I’m so happy!
[04:04] ---
    Ruri-chan, I’ll always
    follow you no matter what!
[04:06] ---
    You too, Barbatos?!
[04:09] ---
    Awesome then let’s do it together!
[04:12] ---
    Ruri Hana!
[04:13] ---
    Flash!

Season 2

E4 - Detective Satan 2

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    Detective Satan 2
[00:03] ---
    I need a case!
[00:08] ---
    Case, case, case, case...
[00:13] ---
    Dang it!
[00:17] ---
    What was that?
[00:19] ---
    You were asleep for a few days,
    so it's no wonder you don't know.
[00:22] ---
    He's been like that for days now.
[00:24] ---
    He got hooked on detective
    novels again and bought that get-up.
[00:29] ---
    I think he's trying to solve a
    real case dressed like that.
[00:33] ---
    Cases that require sharp deductive
    skills doesn't occur that often, you know?
[00:37] ---
    I see. So that's why he was annoyed.
[00:39] ---
    I would be too, those clothes
    were insanely expensive.
[00:44] ---
    What? How much?
[00:46] ---
    It's vintage, so we're
    talking about the cost of a house.
[00:49] ---
    -Are you serious?!
[00:53] ---
    It's no use trying to pretend!
[00:55] ---
    I know that an ultra-cute cat is among you!
[01:01] ---
    The ultra-cute cat is...
[01:03] ---
    You, you, you, and you!
[01:10] ---
    I bought this awesome costume,
    but there are no cases to solve.
[01:16] ---
    Detective Satan, there's a
    case abound! Come quickly!
[01:20] ---
    What?! A case you say?!
[01:23] ---
    A murder!
[01:24] ---
    Aren't you a little too happy?
[01:27] ---
    There's no need to
    worry! I will find the culprit!
[01:31] ---
    He's really not going to
    grieve over his dead brother?
[01:35] ---
    What's this?
[01:37] ---
    As expected of a master detective.
[01:39] ---
    You immediately noticed the dying message!
[01:41] ---
    This means the person who wrote this...
[01:47] ---
    ...was Belphegor!.
[01:51] ---
    Well, yeah, that's obvious.
[01:53] ---
    Um, more importantly, couldn't
    this be a clue to who the culprit is?
[01:58] ---
    Right!
[01:59] ---
    I solved the mystery!
[02:01] ---
    You did, Mr. Detective?
[02:04] ---
    This obviously means that
    BElphie was killEd by Lucifer.
[02:07] ---
    BE, E, L.
[02:09] ---
    You literally just said it...
[02:12] ---
    The culprit is Lucifer!
[02:13] ---
    Let's hurry to get him!
[02:15] ---
    -Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[02:17] ---
    Stop! He has nothing to do with this!
[02:20] ---
    How can you be so sure?
[02:22] ---
    I mean, I was just thinking.
[02:24] ---
    What if it was a locked-room murder?
[02:28] ---
    Oh, that's a good point.
[02:36] ---
    W-Wait a second...
[02:39] ---
    Belphegor just moved...
[02:41] ---
    Could he still be alive?
[02:44] ---
    I get it now!
[02:46] ---
    Oh no...
[02:48] ---
    They're...doing this for me!
[02:52] ---
    Everyone is just taking pity on me since I
    bought this costume but there are no cases!
[03:00] ---
    Is it possible he could have been
    trying to write someone's name?
[03:04] ---
    I'm not a great detective
    though, so I wouldn't know.
[03:08] ---
    It was so simple I didn't
    even realize what was going on.
[03:10] ---
    And Asmo has the guts
    to lie directly to my face.
[03:13] ---
    Couldn't he be a little more
    natural about this whole thing?
[03:20] ---
    Th-These guys!
[03:22] ---
    I can't believe they would think I
    would be happy solving such an easy case.
[03:27] ---
    They think I'm a fool!
[03:29] ---
    But wait, shouldn't I be the bigger one here
    and accept their clumsy attempt at kindness?
[03:36] ---
    Did you figure out who
    the culprit is, detective?
[03:39] ---
    Okay...
[03:40] ---
    This was obviously a closed-room murder.
[03:43] ---
    Which means the culprit is still among us.
[03:46] ---
    To put it bluntly, the culprit is...
[03:50] ---
    You!
[03:53] ---
    -What...?
[03:56] ---
    That's...a tree.
[03:58] ---
    My pride just won't allow it.
[04:01] ---
    I don't want to participate
    in this pathetic farce.
[04:04] ---
    But it was no good...
[04:06] ---
    Y-You must be mistaken, detective.
[04:09] ---
    Please tell us again who the culprit is!
[04:12] ---
    With pleasure!
[04:13] ---
    The culprit is...
[04:16] ---
    You!
[04:20] ---
    You!
[04:23] ---
    You!
[04:27] ---
    It's no use, my body is
    forcing me to go along with it!
[04:31] ---
    Hey, Satan! You actually know, don't you?
[04:35] ---
    Of course I do!
[04:37] ---
    Don't say anything.
[04:38] ---
    This whole thing was such an easy setup
    to see through that my pride got in the way.
[04:43] ---
    But, I've finally decided to go
    along with everyone's kindness.
[04:47] ---
    Don't sweat it.
[04:49] ---
    Okay, Beel, your turn.
[04:52] ---
    Okay. One more time, who is the culprit?
[04:56] ---
    The culprit is...
[05:00] ---
    The culprit is...
[05:02] ---
    Is...
[05:03] ---
    The...culprit...
[05:05] ---
    I...s...
[05:12] ---
    I'm done...
[05:16] ---
    Throw these away.
[05:18] ---
    That's a whole house there.
[05:21] ---
    -That's some pride!

Season 2

E5 - Asmodeus's Paradise

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    Asmodeus's Paradise
[00:03] ---
    And that's it.
[00:05] ---
    Hope you have fun testing out my game.
[00:09] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Isn't this a bit sudden?!
[00:13] ---
    I want to hear your opinion since
    we have a pact and everything!
[00:16] ---
    But I just got here...
[00:19] ---
    Okay, let's start the game!
[00:22] ---
    To put it simply, this game is a slice of life
    mystery, thriller about a transfer student!
[00:27] ---
    That's a lot of tropes...
[00:29] ---
    It's a murder mystery set in the Devildom
    about a detective going after the killer.
[00:34] ---
    Then, all of a sudden they
    both get hit by bolt of lightning.
[00:38] ---
    When the detective comes to, he finds
    himself in a human world high school.
[00:42] ---
    Looking in the window, the detective
    sees himself in school uniform.
[00:45] ---
    And the killer too is
    somewhere in the school...
[00:50] ---
    So the game is about you catching a killer
    who has also been reincarnated as a student?
[00:55] ---
    That's correct!
[00:56] ---
    Sounds kind of interesting.
[00:58] ---
    By the way, this game runs in real-time, so you
    better catch the killer before the body count goes up.
[01:05] ---
    Wow, that's really unique.
[01:07] ---
    Let me know what you think
    when you're done playing.
[01:11] ---
    Sure!
[01:12] ---
    Okay, let's give this a try.
[01:15] ---
    I've got to find the killer dressed
    as a student before anyone dies...
[01:21] ---
    But what should I do first?
[01:25] ---
    Ouch!
[01:27] ---
    Did I bump into someone?
[01:30] ---
    Hey! Where the heck do
    you think you're walking?!
[01:33] ---
    Whoa, it's Asmo!
[01:35] ---
    Putting himself in the game like
    that, he really does love himself...
[01:39] ---
    I've never seen you around before.
[01:41] ---
    [A: Do you know anything about the serial killer
    student?] [B: Are you the serial killer?] I get to choose?
[01:43] ---
    So, we're supposed to gather information
    about the serial killer from the students.
[01:49] ---
    Then, I'll pick A.
[01:51] ---
    Do you know anything
    about the serial killer student?
[01:54] ---
    What a thing to casual ask.
[01:56] ---
    Now that you mention it, I've heard
    rumors about a student in Class B...
[02:02] ---
    Well, that was easier than I thought.
[02:04] ---
    All right, I suppose I'll head to Class B.
[02:07] ---
    That was fast.
[02:09] ---
    I've got to find the serial
    killer before anyone gets killed.
[02:12] ---
    Ouch!
[02:13] ---
    You again?!
[02:15] ---
    Asmo, again?!
[02:17] ---
    Just how many times do
    you plan on bumping into me?!
[02:20] ---
    How the heck do I keep bumping into him?
[02:24] ---
    A scream!
[02:25] ---
    Was someone murdered?
[02:27] ---
    [A: Stay in place and calm down.]
    [B: Head in the direction of the scream.]
    Definitely B.
[02:31] ---
    Ouch!
[02:32] ---
    Again?!
[02:33] ---
    You again!?
[02:35] ---
    How many times are we doing this?
[02:36] ---
    Are you doing this on purpose?
[02:39] ---
    What? No?
[02:41] ---
    [A: Sorry, I just can't get you off my mind.] [B: Can we
    make this a reoccurring thing?] What are these choices?
[02:44] ---
    Another scream...
[02:46] ---
    The bodies are piling up
    while we're fooling around here.
[02:49] ---
    Ugh, whatever. I'll just pick A.
[02:51] ---
    Huh?! What are you saying?!
[02:54] ---
    Are you making fun of me?
[02:56] ---
    Ugh, fine.
[02:58] ---
    I suppose we could go on a date now!
[03:00] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[03:02] ---
    We're outside.
[03:04] ---
    So? Where do you want to go?
[03:06] ---
    [A: An amusement park] [B: Karaoke] We're
    getting further away from the killer...
[03:11] ---
    Here you are!
[03:13] ---
    We're supposed to have a
    free throw contest today!
[03:16] ---
    This person is Asmo too!
[03:18] ---
    -Um...
    -Who is it now?
[03:20] ---
    I've come to return the book I borrowed...
[03:22] ---
    What is this?
[03:24] ---
    The detective just got here.
[03:26] ---
    Why do Asmos keep coming up to him?
[03:30] ---
    Um... Thanks?
[03:32] ---
    What's this gauge?
[03:33] ---
    Isn't that a dating sim thing?
[03:38] ---
    Look, another scream.
    That's one more victim.
[03:41] ---
    Whoa, whoa!
[03:46] ---
    You made me spill my stir fried pork!
[03:49] ---
    What a klutz...
[03:50] ---
    What? Why'd the gauge go up?
[03:53] ---
    It's the serial killer!
[03:55] ---
    Oh, wow, everyone just
    knows there's a serial killer?
[03:58] ---
    I don't have time for this!
[04:00] ---
    Good day. I would be most pleased if
    you would come play with me at my manor.
[04:05] ---
    I finally found you!
[04:06] ---
    I'm the one who's going to
    send you to Heaven's Hole!
[04:09] ---
    I can feel the darkness surge!
[04:11] ---
    What do you think you're doing
    blocking the all-mighty school gate?
[04:15] ---
    As the head of the student
    council, I cannot allow this.
[04:17] ---
    Who are all these Asmos and why
    does the intimacy gauge keep rising?
[04:21] ---
    The serial killer is having
    their way with the school!
[04:25] ---
    Ah...another victim!
[04:28] ---
    Would you like to read this book with me?
[04:31] ---
    1v1 me!
[04:33] ---
    Would you please teach
    me how commoners live?
[04:35] ---
    I'll be waiting for you at Lost Eden!
[04:37] ---
    Save your excuses for
    the student council room.
[04:40] ---
    It's not like I like you or anything!
[04:42] ---
    Oh no... Now I spilt
    spaghetti all over you...
[04:47] ---
    What? Am I supposed to choose one of them?
[04:51] ---
    You will choose me, won't you?
[04:53] ---
    Even the dialogue box is Asmo?!
[04:57] ---
    Did Asmo just make this game to
    show himself in different costumes?
[05:02] ---
    Um... Which one should I choose?
[05:07] ---
    I am sorry...
[05:08] ---
    What?
[05:10] ---
    I...
[05:12] ---
    I choose myself!
[05:15] ---
    Yup, this is going in the trash.

Season 2

E6 - Belphegor's Dream

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    Belphegor's Dream
[00:01] ---
    Lucifer? Lucifer?
[00:05] ---
    If you're looking for Lucifer, he's out right now.
[00:07] ---
    Ah, is that so?
[00:09] ---
    The wifi's is acting up, I was hoping he could fix it.
[00:13] ---
    Leave it up to me!
[00:16] ---
    Lucifer told me to take over his responsibilities while he's out.
[00:19] ---
    You, filling in as the oldest brother?
[00:23] ---
    All right... I suppose I'll wait for Lucifer to get back.
[00:27] ---
    What?!
[00:29] ---
    Lucifer, I can't find the devil salt and pepper anywhere...
[00:33] ---
    Lucifer's out right now.
[00:35] ---
    I'm the acting oldest brother in his absence, so you can ask me!
[00:37] ---
    Well, acting oldest brother,
[00:40] ---
    could you let me know when Lucifer gets back?
[00:42] ---
    What?!
[00:44] ---
    Is something wrong? I'm the acting oldest brother, so...
[00:47] ---
    Lucifer's not in, huh?
[00:50] ---
    Ahh!
[00:52] ---
    I'm supposed to be the acting oldest brother! They all treat me like such a runt...
[00:56] ---
    I'm... The real...
[01:01] ---
    Eldest!
[01:05] ---
    Hey! It's big brother Belphegor!
[01:08] ---
    It's our ever-reliable oldest brother, Belphegor!
[01:15] ---
    Little brothers, didn't I tell you pointing at others is rude?
[01:18] ---
    Classic big brother! You're a model brother for the entire Devildom!
[01:26] ---
    That's right, I am, the eldest brother ♪
[01:31] ---
    In this world ♪
[01:33] ---
    The one and only eldest brother ♪
[01:39] ---
    I'm the total opposite of such a perfect older brother ♪
[01:46] ---
    What can you do, little brother ♪
[01:50] ---
    I wish I could have a presence like yours, big brother Belphie ♪
[01:59] ---
    I'll burn away ♪ All your troubles ♪
[02:02] ---
    Woah! Thank you for giving me the courage to go on, big brother ♪
[02:07] ---
    Belphegor! The best big brother ever!
[02:11] ---
    I get full way too quickly ♪ I wish I could eat a feast fit for a king ♪
[02:21] ---
    I'll burn away ♪ All your troubles ♪
[02:24] ---
    Big brother Belphegor ♪
[02:28] ---
    If big brother weren't here, you'd all be lost ♪
[02:34] ---
    Whoa! Such a miraculous feast!
[02:38] ---
    Thank you big bro! ♪
[02:40] ---
    Belphegor! The best big brother ever!
[02:47] ---
    Belphegor! Let me tell you about what Lucifer has accomplished ♪
[03:00] ---
    Tell me later! ♪
[03:06] ---
    Oh... I wish I had more confidence... ♪
[03:15] ---
    I'll burn away ♪ All your troubles ♪
[03:17] ---
    Big brother Belphegor! ♪
[03:23] ---
    Whoa! I'm just as confident as big brother now!
[03:29] ---
    Confidence explosion ♪
[03:32] ---
    Confidence explosion ♪
[03:35] ---
    Thank you big brother! ♪
[03:41] ---
    Belphegor! The best big brother ever!
[03:51] ---
    
[03:54] ---
    Won't you let me tell you about Lucifer's charming feats? ♪
[03:56] ---
    Sure, sure, tell me later ♪
[04:03] ---
    I'm too cheerful, I can't stop dancing ♪
[04:11] ---
    I borrowed too much money ♪
[04:14] ---
    My debtors won't leave me alone ♪
[04:19] ---
    I'll melt away ♪ All your troubles ♪
[04:23] ---
    Whoa! I got my money back ♪
[04:27] ---
    Let me tell you about Lucifer's top 100 good po –
[04:33] ---
    Everything's going to be all right ♪
[04:36] ---
    Belphegor! The best big brother ever!
[04:39] ---
    Well, other than this dancing thing ♪
[04:42] ---
    Super-duper older brother ♪
[04:45] ---
    Classic big brother ♪
[04:47] ---
    Don't flatter me! ♪
[04:50] ---
    I also need some help, big brother! ♪
[04:53] ---
    Don't crowd around like that! ♪
[04:56] ---
    Big brother! ♪
[04:58] ---
    -Give me a break for a sec...
    -Big Brother!
[05:01] ---
    Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother!
[05:08] ---
    -Little... I-I'm the little...
    -Big... Brother... ♪
[05:17] ---
    Hey... Hey...!
[05:23] ---
    Were you planning to sleep all day?
[05:27] ---
    It's already this late...
[05:29] ---
    Dinner is already ready.
[05:32] ---
    We made your favorite sushigherita.
[05:40] ---
    He's finally here.
[05:48] ---
    Being the youngest isn't so bad.

Season 2

E7 - Obey Me! The Anime Season Two Audio Commentary

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[00:01] ---
    Mammon, we're doing an
    audio commentary this episode.
[00:04] ---
    The heck's that?
[00:06] ---
    Is it like a new smart
    speaker or somethin'?
[00:08] ---
    Sounds like it'd fetch a good Grimm.
[00:11] ---
    No!
[00:12] ---
    The cast is going to watch
    the series and talk about it.
[00:17] ---
    Cast?
[00:18] ---
    You mean cash?
[00:20] ---
    Don't think, just speak.
[00:22] ---
    It's time to start.
[00:24] ---
    Obey Me! The Anime Season
    Two Audio Commentary
[00:29] ---
    Enjoy every last minute of it!
[00:32] ---
    Welcome to this audio commentary.
[00:34] ---
    I have the voice of
    Leviathan, Satoshi Kada.
[00:36] ---
    I'm the voice of Lucifer, Kazuya Yamashita.
[00:38] ---
    And I'm Hirotaka
    Kobayashi, voice of Mammon.
[00:41] ---
    You trying to sound cool?
[00:43] ---
    Yeah, I went for a sexy,
    ah, cool intro. Did I pull it off?
[00:49] ---
    I didn't even hear you say "sexy."
[00:53] ---
    We three, the eldest brothers, will be watching
    and commenting on the first three episodes.
[01:01] ---
    What about the other four?
[01:03] ---
    The other four? They'll be
    doing episodes four to six.
[01:08] ---
    -We're doing it in two teams?
    -Yes.
[01:11] ---
    Let's jump into the first three episodes!
[01:14] ---
    -All right!
[01:15] ---
    Without further ado,
    we present the first half.
[01:20] ---
    -The first episode.
    -Uh-huh.
[01:23] ---
    Right into that name boxes.
[01:27] ---
    Who would have thought that
    these characters would appear here?
[01:31] ---
    In season two, right?
[01:33] ---
    Who'd have guessed that was
    foreshadowing for season two.
[01:36] ---
    -I was not expecting it.
    -I think the viewers probably feel the same way.
[01:41] ---
    Especially since we weren't expecting it.
[01:43] ---
    Lucifer was the only one not
    to become a name box, right?
[01:49] ---
    Does that mean their test scores were bad?
[01:51] ---
    You saw how they were. They
    were destined to get low scores.
[01:58] ---
    But Mammon just didn't do well, right?
[02:03] ---
    He was just bad.
[02:04] ---
    For this scene, they told me to keep saying
    "test, test" while everyone was talking.
[02:10] ---
    I said it a bunch of times.
[02:12] ---
    Maybe it's too fast to hear.
[02:14] ---
    I'm sure you thought it was fun, though.
[02:16] ---
    Yeah, it was actually.
[02:19] ---
    -Was it hard?
    -I had to do multiple versions.
[02:23] ---
    Seriously?
[02:24] ---
    Can you do a few for us now?
[02:28] ---
    Here's the normal one. "Test, test, name."
[02:31] ---
    Then there's "test, test, name!"
[02:34] ---
    -Ah, it's higher.
    -Then, "test, test, name!"
[02:38] ---
    And that was low, yeah?
[02:39] ---
    "Test, test, name."
[02:41] ---
    You did come up with a bunch.
[02:43] ---
    I was like, "oh, they used that
    one," when I watched the episode.
[02:47] ---
    Ah, 'cause they used the normal one?
[02:50] ---
    You don't need to pay attention to it,
    though. Just think of it as background music.
[02:55] ---
    It gets stuck in your head.
[02:56] ---
    You know, I was wondering.
[02:59] ---
    There's a fireplace in this room, right?
[03:02] ---
    If you listen, it sounds quite real.
[03:05] ---
    Right.
[03:06] ---
    Like the crackling sound and stuff.
[03:09] ---
    I like that sound, you know.
[03:12] ---
    I thought it was a nice touch.
[03:16] ---
    They really pay attention to the details.
[03:18] ---
    Listen, it sounds so real!
[03:20] ---
    Wow, I thought that was going somewhere, but nope.
[03:26] ---
    Listen, it sounds so real!
[03:28] ---
    Why would I try to listen to the fireplace!
[03:31] ---
    Look! It even looks real!
[03:34] ---
    It's so...
[03:35] ---
    Pardon my language, but I can't
    hear the fireplace because of you!
[03:38] ---
    Ah, wait.
[03:39] ---
    Stop! Stop talking!
[03:42] ---
    He's got the worst timing.
[03:44] ---
    I really like this part.
[03:47] ---
    Ah, everyone pulling their cheeks?
[03:51] ---
    Somehow it's okay if they do that.
[03:53] ---
    True.
[03:54] ---
    It's the slight difference in
    pronunciation the pinching makes.
[03:58] ---
    I think Keroshi was
    actually pinching his cheeks.
[04:04] ---
    Good thing no one could see that, huh?
[04:07] ---
    Wait, is it possible that everyone
    was actually pinching themselves?
[04:12] ---
    We did, we did.
[04:14] ---
    They really went off the
    crazy end from episode one.
[04:17] ---
    Well, the anime has a different
    feel from the game after all.
[04:23] ---
    I think we can think of the
    brothers in the anime as separate.
[04:27] ---
    They're so cute!
[04:29] ---
    Ah, this part.
[04:31] ---
    -Here it comes.
    -Uh-huh.
[04:38] ---
    -There it is!
[04:41] ---
    This animal... This stuffed animal.
[04:43] ---
    Animal?!
[04:45] ---
    -Stuffed animal, right?
    -Miss Em.
[04:47] ---
    What do you think it's based on?
[04:50] ---
    What?
[04:51] ---
    -What it's based on?!
    -I think it's based on something.
[04:54] ---
    Okay, what do you think?
[04:56] ---
    You know, there are
    animals, like cats and dogs.
[04:59] ---
    I think this is a bear.
[05:01] ---
    A bear?!
[05:03] ---
    Yeah, but then watch, there
    are a bunch of color variations.
[05:09] ---
    You jumped the... Ah, there they are!
[05:10] ---
    See, look at all those colors.
[05:13] ---
    If you look, their ears
    and stuff are different.
[05:15] ---
    -Wow, you noticed that?
    -It's not just the color that's different.
[05:20] ---
    They're all unique, huh?
[05:21] ---
    Sorry, but what's happening here?!
[05:23] ---
    They're all fawning over their toys.
[05:28] ---
    I thought they'd have grown out of that.
[05:31] ---
    -This is the part!
    -Here they come.
[05:32] ---
    They're here!
[05:34] ---
    -It's them.
    -They're here!
[05:36] ---
    We had the opportunity to
    premiere this in the US, right?
[05:40] ---
    -There were so many cosplayers.
    -This scene received such a huge reaction it was like people were screaming.
[05:48] ---
    A much-awaited...
[05:49] ---
    A much-awaited scene.
[05:51] ---
    Everyone was thrilled.
[05:54] ---
    It's especially poignant as they're
    finally appearing in this style.
[05:58] ---
    This blew me away.
[06:00] ---
    Ah, the Miss Em song!
    We all rehearsed this.
[06:03] ---
    I don't know if I can say this,
    but we recorded this song together.
[06:10] ---
    But it was stuck in my
    head for a good week or two.
[06:15] ---
    -It was just on a loop.
    -Do you mean that in a good way.
[06:19] ---
    Of course!
[06:20] ---
    True, it does get stuck in your head.
[06:25] ---
    I wonder if they'll
    release it at some point.
[06:29] ---
    The Miss Em character song?
[06:30] ---
    Yes! The Miss Em song!
[06:33] ---
    I song with just Miss Em?
[06:35] ---
    With just Miss Em?
[06:37] ---
    Would they turn into an actual character?
[06:39] ---
    That'd be fun.
[06:41] ---
    -It's this part!
    -What do you think about this scene?
[06:43] ---
    He actually says something
    really impactful after this.
[06:48] ---
    Okay, tell us when he says it.
[06:52] ---
    You see all those buildings?
[06:56] ---
    I wonder why there are so many doors.
[06:58] ---
    -What are these buildings.
    -There are so many doors.
[07:00] ---
    I have no idea.
[07:04] ---
    They didn't give me that much info.
[07:05] ---
    -Wait, what was the line?
    -He said, "I miss them," right?
[07:10] ---
    After I read that line, I got so sad.
[07:15] ---
    I mean, it is a sad line.
[07:18] ---
    -I started wondering if my Ma living back home is doing well.
    -Your Ma?
[07:25] ---
    It made you feel homesick, huh?
[07:29] ---
    I haven't been home in a
    while, so I started wondering.
[07:31] ---
    Is that what you wanted to share?
[07:32] ---
    Yeah, it was sad and made
    me think of some stuff.
[07:36] ---
    But then you forgot and
    talked about the buildings?
[07:38] ---
    -I had to say that too.
    -I thought you'd point out the line, so I was wondering what happened.
[07:42] ---
    -First the doors, then the line.
    -Classic Koba-san.
[07:44] ---
    He completely missed the line.
[07:46] ---
    Onto the next episode!
[07:47] ---
    Thank you!
[07:49] ---
    Yama-san, I'd like to hear what
    you have to say about this episode.
[07:52] ---
    Why's it a camp?
[07:53] ---
    Don't ask me!
[07:55] ---
    But Lucifer is always so busy
    with his work and tired, right?
[08:02] ---
    So I think that maybe he
    wanted to relax and touch grass.
[08:07] ---
    And I think his brothers, particularly
    Mammon, for their own specific reasons.
[08:17] ---
    In this episode, I want everyone to
    watch how hadny anime Lucifer is.
[08:22] ---
    How deft anime Lucifer is...?
[08:24] ---
    He can do everything!
[08:27] ---
    Maybe it's his pride, but he
    doesn't forgive half-measures.
[08:34] ---
    -Because he's a perfectionist?
    -Exactly!
[08:37] ---
    Here, they're setting up their camp.
[08:44] ---
    Looks like fun.
[08:45] ---
    But then Lucifer tells them to let him do
    it because he knows he can do it better.
[08:51] ---
    Pay attention to how
    he's being a big brother.
[08:54] ---
    So you think he feels
    responsible as the older brother?
[08:57] ---
    Exactly!
[09:00] ---
    We certainly do get to see another
    side of Lucifer in this episode.
[09:03] ---
    -There's never been anything like this.
    -Outdoorsman Lucifer is definitely a new one.
[09:07] ---
    I thought he was more indoorsy.
[09:08] ---
    I think this exceeds that.
[09:11] ---
    It... Huh?
[09:12] ---
    This goes beyond being
    indoorsy or outdoorsy.
[09:15] ---
    This is about how
    Lucifer sees his brothers.
[09:20] ---
    Ah, I almost gave it away.
[09:22] ---
    This part! Watch!
[09:24] ---
    Lucifer's footsteps make zero sound.
[09:27] ---
    I was legitimately caught off guard
    in the recording and lost my voice.
[09:33] ---
    -You couldn't feel his aura?
    -He's like a ninja.
[09:35] ---
    -He's like a ninja?
    -"Like a ninja"!
[09:38] ---
    Watch, he just slides up.
[09:40] ---
    He's kind of being too easy on them.
[09:44] ---
    He just loves them that much.
[09:47] ---
    Looking out for people is a form of love.
[09:49] ---
    Getting philosophical, are we?
[09:51] ---
    -No, that was such a shallow comment.
    -Wow, so deep.
[09:54] ---
    He just caught that fish with one hand.
[09:57] ---
    He's about to do it again.
[09:59] ---
    He's always got his eyes on them.
[10:00] ---
    You know, I think that Asmo would
    probably be better at cooking than Lucifer.
[10:07] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[10:09] ---
    Even still, he could let anyone else do it.
[10:12] ---
    He just wants to help everyone.
[10:15] ---
    I know I'd hate someone
    doing this to me at a BBQ.
[10:19] ---
    Yes!
[10:21] ---
    I'd want to give up altogether.
[10:23] ---
    I wasn't sure about it either.
[10:26] ---
    -Because look at them now.
    -Yeah, but...I don't know.
[10:29] ---
    It'd be pretty chill if someone did
    everything and you could sit back and eat.
[10:33] ---
    It would be, but camping
    is about working together.
[10:36] ---
    I guess since you're there, right?
[10:39] ---
    Some people may have actually
    wanted to see that as well.
[10:42] ---
    Ah, true.
[10:44] ---
    Seeing the brothers work together.
[10:47] ---
    And this one is just a game!
[10:50] ---
    -True.
    -Right?
[10:51] ---
    Maybe wanting to show them how to
    play is another form of brotherly love?
[11:00] ---
    And if the episode wasn't enough already...
[11:03] ---
    There's this guy!
[11:06] ---
    This mystery character.
[11:07] ---
    I thought maybe some dangerous
    animals would appear or something.
[11:11] ---
    Like animals living in the area, right?
[11:14] ---
    I guess being attacked at
    night is a camping trope too.
[11:21] ---
    Is Lucifer tired?
[11:23] ---
    -He looked tired.
    -Is Lucifer dreaming this up?
[11:26] ---
    There he is!
[11:27] ---
    Watch out, guys!
[11:31] ---
    But...
[11:36] ---
    -He even wants to do this.
    -"Give it here!"
[11:39] ---
    He's telling the guy.
[11:40] ---
    -Did he say that?
    -No, I did.
[11:42] ---
    Really?!
[11:43] ---
    -"Give it!"
    -You sound just like him.
[11:45] ---
    I still can't get over
    how real the fire looks.
[11:48] ---
    You're really keyed into
    how they depict nature, huh?
[11:53] ---
    This part was fun.
[11:55] ---
    Their eyes all look so dead.
[11:58] ---
    All I can say is, who's
    seen this side of Lucifer?
[12:00] ---
    True.
[12:02] ---
    It's something.
[12:03] ---
    I love how the guy
    just gives up and leaves.
[12:05] ---
    Yes!
[12:07] ---
    I love this ending.
[12:08] ---
    Is the ending going to
    wipe the slate clean?
[12:12] ---
    -I feel a little strange.
    -The ending makes everything all right.
[12:16] ---
    -It's cool, right?
    -It is! It's so cool!
[12:18] ---
    -It's because it's so cool.
    -They're wearing their human world clothes.
[12:21] ---
    It's the best.
[12:23] ---
    It's totally different from season one.
[12:26] ---
    I love this Levi! Ahh, I love it.
[12:29] ---
    Look! Check it out!
[12:31] ---
    -Look, look.
    -I love it all.
[12:33] ---
    Uh-huh.
[12:35] ---
    Why're you trying to outdo us?
[12:37] ---
    "Well, I love everything."
[12:40] ---
    -Onto the next episode, right?
    -But, everyone is cool.
[12:42] ---
    Next is Leviathan's episode.
[12:44] ---
    -I know!
    -You're getting ahead of yourself.
[12:47] ---
    -I know!
    -I just wanted to make sure everyone knew.
[12:49] ---
    Here we go.
[12:52] ---
    Yeeeah, I can't believe it.
[12:54] ---
    -There he is in all his glory.
    -Look at his shelf!
[12:57] ---
    Uh-huh.
[12:58] ---
    -What about it?
    -It's gonna show it in a second.
[13:00] ---
    The spines are different from a second ago.
[13:05] ---
    What?
[13:07] ---
    Koba-san, this is Levi's
    episode, so quiet down will ya?
[13:11] ---
    -Ah, okay, okay.
    -Just joking, just joking.
[13:12] ---
    Don't take the spotlight from Levi.
[13:14] ---
    The whole side character
    cast got together to record this.
[13:20] ---
    And that was amazing in and of itself.
[13:22] ---
    And, of course, Levi getting
    the spotlight was also wonderful.
[13:26] ---
    But this next scene has got
    to have moved me the most.
[13:34] ---
    Everyone at home, I
    want you to listen carefully.
[13:38] ---
    Listen carefully?
[13:40] ---
    -Yes...
    -To what?
[13:42] ---
    Listen and compare this next scene to
    the one from season one, episode two.
[13:50] ---
    Are you ready? Two...one...
[13:53] ---
    This part!
[13:59] ---
    The voice?
[14:02] ---
    Okay, we have a winner
    of the cutest ever award.
[14:05] ---
    You're not wrong, she is cute but...
[14:07] ---
    Wait, I got it! I know what's different!
[14:10] ---
    What is...?
[14:12] ---
    -I know what's different in this scene.
    -What's different?
[14:15] ---
    Can we hear your answer?
[14:17] ---
    Her transformation is slightly longer?
[14:19] ---
    Congratulations, you watched the episode...
[14:21] ---
    That's the answer Levi gives!
[14:23] ---
    In season one, episode
    two, I did her voice.
[14:28] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[14:31] ---
    -Ah, I can hear it now.
    -I did the voice because Levi was cosplaying.
[14:34] ---
    But this time, they gave
    her an actual cute voice.
[14:37] ---
    They brought in a VA for her?
[14:40] ---
    They got me right in the feels with this.
[14:42] ---
    This is awesome.
[14:44] ---
    Aren't you glad you got to
    voice her as Levi though?
[14:46] ---
    Yes, very much so. I'm very glad.
[14:50] ---
    I'm glad, but it couldn't last since
    they keep expanding the Ruri-chan world.
[14:54] ---
    True.
[14:55] ---
    Nice to meet you. I am Carter Teems.
[14:58] ---
    Are you being the director?
[15:01] ---
    Koba-san, keep going.
[15:03] ---
    Ah, yes. Let's slightly
    lengthen her transformation.
[15:07] ---
    -He actually did it.
    -You've got quite some energy today, don't you?
[15:09] ---
    -He does!
    -I do! Because it's us, the three amigos!
[15:13] ---
    -And that's why you're so hyper today?
    -Exactly.
[15:16] ---
    Yeah, but also, we can't see
    each other's faces right now, right?
[15:23] ---
    So I can't tell when
    someone's going to talk.
[15:26] ---
    Ah, you kind of have to read the room.
[15:28] ---
    -It's tough.
    -Really? You don't seem to care at all?
[15:32] ---
    I do!
[15:33] ---
    -With how he's talking, right?
    -You absolutely do not sound like you care.
[15:36] ---
    I do, in my own way.
[15:38] ---
    We can't fault you for that.
[15:41] ---
    Man, Levi's talking a lot.
[15:42] ---
    Seriously.
[15:43] ---
    Wait, so why are the side characters there?
[15:48] ---
    Couldn't have been the brothers?
[15:49] ---
    That's because he's already done
    this with the brothers multiple times.
[15:54] ---
    -Oh.
    -That's what I think, at least.
[15:56] ---
    Plus, he's trying to
    indoctrinate them as well.
[16:04] ---
    -Indoctrinate?
    -He's trying to newly indoctrinate them, but...
[16:08] ---
    Because as an otaku he can't help but go into
    painful detail about his favorite scenes,
[16:18] ---
    they all start...
[16:20] ---
    Wait, did you see that?!
[16:21] ---
    Did you see her casting
    a spell? That was so cute.
[16:24] ---
    You're really paying attention.
[16:25] ---
    That was so cute.
[16:27] ---
    This episode is full of cute scenes.
[16:31] ---
    It really is.
[16:32] ---
    I also love this part.
[16:34] ---
    -This part!
    -Why this part?!
[16:37] ---
    I feel so bad for him, but also
    totally empathize at the same time.
[16:43] ---
    Yes! Here he is!
[16:46] ---
    -Here he is.
    -That's Diavolo?!
[16:49] ---
    -His legs are so slim.
    -And another!
[16:51] ---
    -Yup!
    -Diavolo...
[16:53] ---
    -I love the shot from the back.
    -I have to give him props for the Azuki-tan voice.
[16:57] ---
    That high voice.
[17:02] ---
    -This is the first time we've seen an Azuki-tan cosplay, yeah?
    -That was awesome.
[17:05] ---
    We just watched three episodes, but I want to
    find out what happened after this so badly.
[17:13] ---
    Just personally.
[17:15] ---
    They of course keep watching?
[17:17] ---
    -Yeah?
    -They unpause the movie and all watch it together.
[17:21] ---
    I should say, the three
    of them watch it together.
[17:24] ---
    Okay, but show it to me in the anime!
[17:29] ---
    I know, I know.
[17:31] ---
    Things were just getting good.
[17:35] ---
    I can't accept this ending.
[17:37] ---
    -This ending was the best.
    -You think so?
[17:39] ---
    It ended at the perfect time.
[17:41] ---
    It was cool.
[17:42] ---
    And then it was straight
    into the awesome ending.
[17:45] ---
    -It's already over.
    -Just like that, we finished all three episodes.
[17:47] ---
    That was fast!
[17:49] ---
    Right? Plus everyone got their own episode.
[17:52] ---
    Mammon finished out episode one.
[17:56] ---
    Then Lucifer took over in episode two.
[17:58] ---
    And Levi got his turn in episode three.
[18:01] ---
    Each had their highlights.
[18:03] ---
    But wow, there was so
    much to talk about it flew by.
[18:07] ---
    There was. I didn't notice the time at all.
[18:09] ---
    -Right?!
    -It went by like that!
[18:11] ---
    It always ends so quickly.
[18:14] ---
    Today, there were so many
    things I had planned to say.
[18:20] ---
    But I hardly said any of them.
[18:22] ---
    You can say them now.
[18:23] ---
    I can't remember them when
    you put me on the spot like that.
[18:25] ---
    But I know there were things
    I wanted to say while watching.
[18:28] ---
    Were there any parts that caught your eye?
[18:30] ---
    I don't know if you'd say
    anything caught my attention,
[18:34] ---
    but I do feel like I spoke quite
    a bit during Lucifer's episode.
[18:38] ---
    I just hope you two had fun watching it.
[18:42] ---
    But for episode three...
[18:45] ---
    Levi, he, uh, really likes anime, right?
[18:49] ---
    Yeah?
[18:49] ---
    There's a part of him
    that we can empathize with.
[18:54] ---
    -Right.
    -Liking anime and games and what have you.
[18:57] ---
    So I really connected with that
    scene where he's on his hands.
[19:03] ---
    It's like I instantly understand
    everything he's feeling.
[19:07] ---
    Everything Levi's feeling?
[19:08] ---
    That feeling of going overboard
    and pushing people away?
[19:11] ---
    Then just as Levi's standing
    alone in his room, Diavolo bursts in.
[19:17] ---
    I get you. That was one of the
    things you wanted to talk about?
[19:20] ---
    Exactly.
[19:22] ---
    -Thanks. And you, Koba-san?
    -Yeah, I'm good.
[19:24] ---
    You said everything you wanted to say?
[19:26] ---
    I got to hear your guys'
    thoughts, so I'm happy.
[19:31] ---
    I thought that you paid quite a bit of attention
    to the background, rather than the story.
[19:40] ---
    Yeah, the backgrounds
    and the scenery and stuff.
[19:45] ---
    I felt like you were
    keyed into the details.
[19:48] ---
    Yeah. Also, do you remember the part where
    Levi hums something while opening a DVD case?
[19:57] ---
    I was curious about that too.
[19:58] ---
    -You noticed that?
    -Do you know what it was?
[20:01] ---
    It was probably... I would say...
[20:06] ---
    You really did only watch the background!
[20:08] ---
    Futari de oboretai whip no umi
[20:13] ---
    Hey...
[20:14] ---
    Kono sekai mo
[20:16] ---
    That's it, go back and watch it...
[20:18] ---
    -Watch it again...
    -Last memory
[20:20] ---
    Can I answer?
[20:21] ---
    -It was My Chance!
    -Thank you.
[20:24] ---
    -It was.
    -I was just joking.
[20:25] ---
    -Were you?
    -Can you make it more obvious next time?
[20:29] ---
    But you know, I quite like that a cappella.
[20:33] ---
    -I do.
    -Is that right...
[20:35] ---
    Thank you...
[20:37] ---
    Anyway, I think everyone has a better appreciation
    of these three roller coaster episodes.
[20:43] ---
    I hope you enjoy the next episodes as well.
[20:46] ---
    With that, we'll be
    wrapping up our part here.
[20:50] ---
    Thanks for watching until the end.
[20:51] ---
    -Thank you!
    -Thank you!
[20:53] ---
    Now, you will hear the commentary
    for episodes four, five and six.
[20:57] ---
    We hope you enjoy it.
[21:01] ---
    I am the voice of Satan, Shinya Sumi, and this
    is the second half of the audio commentary.
[21:05] ---
    I am the voice of Asmodeus, Miura Ayme.
[21:07] ---
    I am Kyohei Yaguchi, voice of Beelzebub.
[21:10] ---
    I am the voice of
    Belphegor, Satoshi Onishi.
[21:12] ---
    Before we start, apparently, Yaguchi-san
    is a bundle of nerves at the moment.
[21:18] ---
    I tried to ease my nerves by going
    for a sexy introduction, but how was it?
[21:22] ---
    -I don't know what you're talking about.
    -Hey!
[21:24] ---
    Not answering then, huh?
[21:25] ---
    How is everyone feeling?
[21:28] ---
    I'm excited.
[21:30] ---
    A lot of us will get to see
    our own episodes this time.
[21:34] ---
    The first will be mine, Satan's episode.
[21:38] ---
    But let's see how they all turned out.
[21:43] ---
    Once again, together.
[21:46] ---
    And Yaguchi-san, you can be our adviser.
[21:49] ---
    Adviser?!
[21:51] ---
    I know Beel doesn't get an
    episode, but what am I advising?!
[21:55] ---
    There are so many
    parts I want to talk about.
[21:58] ---
    And you know the other three?
[22:03] ---
    Apparently, they were talking about us.
[22:06] ---
    -"The four idiots"? Who're you calling an idiot?!
    -"The four idiots"?!
[22:10] ---
    -Who're the four idiots?!
    -That's rich coming from the three idiots!
[22:13] ---
    Trio d'idiots.
[22:15] ---
    Commentary by the foul-mouthed four.
[22:18] ---
    -You're the worst of us all!
    -We're not foul-mouthed!
[22:21] ---
    Anyway, we four will be
    joining for this second half.
[22:25] ---
    Without further ado, let's
    watch episodes four, five and six.
[22:31] ---
    Here we go.
[22:34] ---
    Sumi-san, Detective Satan 2!
[22:36] ---
    Who would've thought they'd be a sequel.
[22:39] ---
    Back by popular demand.
[22:41] ---
    These episodes can get sequels, huh?
[22:43] ---
    True!
[22:44] ---
    Satan has already exceeded
    his usual number of lines.
[22:49] ---
    No way!
[22:54] ---
    There are so many things to poke fun at.
[22:57] ---
    Is Belphie sleeping for two,
    three days normal to them?
[23:02] ---
    What is this?
[23:03] ---
    They give him a pass.
[23:04] ---
    This episode starts out
    slow and ramps up later.
[23:09] ---
    There's something nerdy about Satan
    buying that outfit before anything else.
[23:15] ---
    Like people who buy
    everything for a new hobby.
[23:17] ---
    But at least he's putting it to use.
[23:20] ---
    If it was us, we'd leave it in
    the closet for a couple of years.
[23:24] ---
    -Buy it and forget.
    -That totally happens.
[23:26] ---
    He must be serious if he threw that
    expensive thing on right after buying it.
[23:30] ---
    The cats received the
    best animation of the entire episode.
[23:35] ---
    -They do look cool.
    -They're abnormally cute.
[23:38] ---
    He loves them so much.
[23:40] ---
    I love your performance here.
[23:42] ---
    -Why?!
    -Nyaa...
[23:44] ---
    -Nya~
[23:46] ---
    Oh! Beel's actually emoting for once.
[23:50] ---
    He's running yet his voice
    seems completely unaffected.
[23:52] ---
    Shuddup!
[23:54] ---
    Ah, his eyes are sparkling.
[24:02] ---
    -This part's so funny.
    -It's so gruesome.
[24:06] ---
    Of course it is.
[24:07] ---
    Belphie usually isn't the
    one to joke around like this.
[24:13] ---
    Oh, the culprit is...
[24:17] ---
    You know, I was thinking...
[24:19] ---
    These four brothers are so kind.
[24:22] ---
    -Oh?
    -They didn't have to play along like this.
[24:26] ---
    Very kind indeed.
[24:28] ---
    Now we know why the
    other two are always missing.
[24:34] ---
    They're really going over
    and above to play along.
[24:37] ---
    Even when he messes up.
[24:38] ---
    You know...
[24:41] ---
    I don't even know where
    to start with this episode.
[24:46] ---
    -It's all crazy.
    -Every inch of it.
[24:47] ---
    They're making things worse.
[24:50] ---
    Satan's so innocent.
[24:53] ---
    True.
[24:54] ---
    But that innocence got him into this mess.
[24:56] ---
    His innocence makes him so cute.
[24:59] ---
    He's so happy.
[25:02] ---
    If you look, you can see Miss
    Em in the background sometimes.
[25:06] ---
    -True!
    -Uh-huh.
[25:10] ---
    Belphie wasn't able to hang in any longer.
[25:14] ---
    -He should have slept.
    -He sleeps every other time.
[25:18] ---
    -Maybe he's trying to be nice.
    -Since he's staying awake?
[25:20] ---
    I love the look on their faces here.
[25:25] ---
    They're so heartwarming.
[25:26] ---
    They look so unphased.
[25:30] ---
    Even though Belphie's dead.
[25:34] ---
    He's straight up laughing.
[25:36] ---
    He's giving hints.
[25:38] ---
    How'd you not get it?
[25:41] ---
    I remember this part.
[25:43] ---
    I was so annoyed at
    having to do his inner voice.
[25:48] ---
    Wait, wait, wait. No way!
[25:52] ---
    This episode really
    shows their true colors.
[25:57] ---
    -They look so evil.
    -They're making fun of it.
[26:03] ---
    I would hate this too.
[26:07] ---
    He sounds so polite.
[26:11] ---
    That's another way to be patronizing.
[26:15] ---
    He's finally going to cut the act.
[26:18] ---
    Can he tell them...?
[26:22] ---
    ...Not yet.
[26:29] ---
    He can't bring himself to say it.
[26:34] ---
    He won't give in, will he?
[26:40] ---
    Why's everyone so polite?
[26:45] ---
    He knows this guess is nonsense.
[26:47] ---
    He's playing along with
    the mystery novel thing.
[26:51] ---
    I love the way he accuses everything.
[26:55] ---
    He's like a kid.
[26:57] ---
    His face.
[27:03] ---
    They gave up on being polite.
[27:06] ---
    Everyone's gotten tired of it.
[27:11] ---
    They want him to hurry up.
[27:12] ---
    He's so close but just won't say it.
[27:17] ---
    It'd start grinding my gears.
[27:19] ---
    Why'd he push Beel forward?
[27:22] ---
    He's so sick of it.
[27:23] ---
    Are they giving up?
[27:25] ---
    Beel stepped forward like it meant nothing.
[27:31] ---
    These pauses.
[27:34] ---
    This has to be awkward for everyone.
[27:40] ---
    Why's he in pain?
[27:45] ---
    Stop, this is the craziest part.
[27:50] ---
    Stop, stop, stop.
[27:51] ---
    He strides off into the sunset.
[27:53] ---
    I think I've only seen dads on their
    day off rock the briefs with socks look.
[28:01] ---
    I love that his underwear is green too.
[28:03] ---
    Right? Does that mean everyone
    is wearing their own color?
[28:07] ---
    Maybe.
[28:09] ---
    -I thought that too.
    -I wanna see this character again.
[28:11] ---
    Is this the first time one of them has been
    half naked apart from in their swimsuits?
[28:15] ---
    I think so.
[28:18] ---
    Underwear with socks...
[28:21] ---
    Did you like what you saw?
[28:23] ---
    Too bad it was from behind.
[28:26] ---
    That was good.
[28:28] ---
    Satan's episode...
[28:29] ---
    Will there be another?
[28:31] ---
    I'd like to see 3.
[28:33] ---
    This had 50 times the lines though.
[28:37] ---
    You're exaggerating.
[28:39] ---
    -Oh!
    -Here it is, Asmo-chan's episode.
[28:45] ---
    What does he mean he "made" it?
[28:47] ---
    -Why'd he make it?
    -Does he know how to do that?
[28:52] ---
    That console's a little sus.
[28:56] ---
    -I feel like I've seen it before.
    -Me too.
[29:00] ---
    How creepy looking.
[29:03] ---
    -Why is there so much suspense in episodes four and five?
    -True!
[29:12] ---
    Did this guy get isekai'd from a
    fantasy world to the real world?
[29:19] ---
    Asmo went to an isekai
    in the first season too.
[29:23] ---
    And now these two in the
    Devildom are watching him.
[29:27] ---
    True, that's a bit strange.
[29:32] ---
    Was this a hunting game?
[29:36] ---
    A real-time game would be so stressful.
[29:39] ---
    You wouldn't be able to sleep.
[29:43] ---
    People would keep dying.
[29:45] ---
    He leaves just like that.
[29:47] ---
    Look at how he walks.
[29:51] ---
    I feel like these visual
    novels last about six hours.
[29:57] ---
    Asmo's making him play a six-hour game.
[30:06] ---
    -He's so cute!
    -These games are totally a thing, right?
[30:12] ---
    They always have to bump into each other.
[30:14] ---
    Wait, this is seriously nostalgic.
[30:16] ---
    I totally played these.
[30:18] ---
    There are even choices.
[30:28] ---
    What kind of question is that?!
[30:35] ---
    What a horrible thing
    to hear about yourself.
[30:38] ---
    -What a terrifying school.
    -That's some rumor.
[30:42] ---
    This story's interesting.
[30:47] ---
    I love how engrossed he is.
[30:50] ---
    He's totally following us!
[30:57] ---
    True. Is he bumping into us from behind?
[30:59] ---
    -Another one died!
    -Solomon makes some good points.
[31:02] ---
    Another victim.
[31:05] ---
    That's about right.
[31:06] ---
    Call the police, will you?
[31:12] ---
    How does that happen inside the classroom?
[31:14] ---
    He bumps into us everywhere.
[31:17] ---
    More choices.
[31:19] ---
    Come on, this is getting creepy.
[31:21] ---
    No one's helping them.
[31:24] ---
    Which do we focus on?
[31:26] ---
    True.
[31:30] ---
    -What a cute face.
    -Why...?
[31:32] ---
    So cute.
[31:33] ---
    Why?!
[31:34] ---
    Tell me why?
[31:36] ---
    -Is he tsundere?
    -We didn't even invite him.
[31:38] ---
    -This music! This background!
    -It's so nostalgic.
[31:50] ---
    The tomboy.
[31:53] ---
    This game needs some work.
[31:57] ---
    Everyone has the same face.
[32:01] ---
    That was totally a thing though, characters
    only with different colored hair.
[32:06] ---
    It was.
[32:07] ---
    Why...?
[32:10] ---
    Why'd the gauge increase?
[32:19] ---
    Another one!
[32:21] ---
    Ayme-san, this must have been tough?
[32:24] ---
    Yeah, it was actually.
[32:28] ---
    How many characters are there?
[32:30] ---
    Well, I do the screams as well, so...
[32:33] ---
    -And all the characters?
    -The victims...
[32:35] ---
    How many parts did you have?
[32:37] ---
    This would've been so hard.
[32:38] ---
    The princess.
[32:40] ---
    -Yeah, let's go with that...
    -The gauge instantly increased.
[32:44] ---
    -Wait, wait, wait.
    -Why? Why'd it go up?!
[32:47] ---
    There's another one! This is crazy.
[32:49] ---
    They've got every
    romance game trope in here.
[32:55] ---
    I'm impressed they came up with so many.
[32:58] ---
    They did a good job.
[32:59] ---
    So many people have died!
[33:01] ---
    Not another one!
[33:03] ---
    Why're they smiling?
[33:05] ---
    The murderer isn't one of them, is it?
[33:07] ---
    No, the murderer has zero to do with this.
[33:11] ---
    "Teach me how commoners live"?!
[33:15] ---
    They're so patronizing.
[33:19] ---
    This one's always eating.
[33:23] ---
    "Choosing"?
[33:28] ---
    There's even a robot.
[33:32] ---
    -I did this one too.
    -Wow.
[33:35] ---
    There must be nine, ten characters.
[33:39] ---
    Yeah, I think it was ten.
[33:41] ---
    Wait, so are we looking for
    the murderer or a partner?
[33:44] ---
    We...
[33:47] ---
    We're so far past that.
[33:52] ---
    Can't argue with him there, it did look like trash.
[33:55] ---
    For that one line.
[33:56] ---
    I love how he throws it in the air.
[34:02] ---
    Seriously though, what was this game?
[34:05] ---
    We didn't look for the murderer at all.
[34:07] ---
    Asmodeus just wanted to show
    different versions of himself.
[34:10] ---
    I kinda got that.
[34:13] ---
    He wanted you to know
    that he's always beautiful.
[34:15] ---
    Did it need to start like that though?
[34:17] ---
    -Why was it an isekai?
    -True, we didn't need that back story.
[34:20] ---
    Plus the affection gauge
    went up for no reason.
[34:23] ---
    Developing it must have been a nightmare.
[34:25] ---
    Meeting all of Asmo's demands.
[34:28] ---
    Look at the parts after this.
[34:31] ---
    The credits.
[34:32] ---
    Oh my god.
[34:35] ---
    How many was that? I
    couldn't count them all.
[34:39] ---
    -This one...
    -Belphegor's episode.
[34:42] ---
    This episode is truly something else.
[34:46] ---
    We actually recorded this episode
    quite a bit before the others.
[34:54] ---
    -Yeah.
    -We were told about this episode pretty early on.
[34:59] ---
    I still remember how quiet the room
    went after we heard the demo tape.
[35:05] ---
    We were literally lost for words.
[35:06] ---
    We were like, "we have to do that?"
[35:10] ---
    I love this episode though.
[35:12] ---
    -Me too.
    -I had fun recording it.
[35:15] ---
    Onishi had his work cut out for him.
[35:18] ---
    It was fun though.
[35:19] ---
    Ah, I guess.
[35:21] ---
    He's so ready.
[35:23] ---
    I just want to be quiet and watch.
[35:29] ---
    -We're about to go into the dream.
    -We are.
[35:40] ---
    -What?!
    -It is a dream after all.
[35:45] ---
    It's not often we see Belphie so excited.
[35:49] ---
    Whoa! That was cool.
[35:51] ---
    That classic landing.
[35:56] ---
    Then he says something real normal.
[35:59] ---
    That's his image of a big brother.
[36:01] ---
    Here we go.
[36:08] ---
    -This is terrifying.
    -Just breaks out into song.
[36:11] ---
    -What a sight to see.
    -How nice.
[36:24] ---
    -He's smoking.
    -He started a fire.
[36:30] ---
    Both their minds and heights have switched.
[36:39] ---
    He put him on fire.
[36:41] ---
    This episode's great because we get to
    see the brothers as complete opposites.
[36:47] ---
    It's a dream so everyone's free.
[36:50] ---
    Where are the vegetables?!
[36:53] ---
    There's zero balance.
[36:55] ---
    Why did he get so much food if he's full?
[36:58] ---
    It's preprep.
[37:05] ---
    That was like an ad.
[37:07] ---
    I swear there was a curry ad like that.
[37:10] ---
    A vacuum cleaner?!
[37:12] ---
    Surely there were other options.
[37:16] ---
    He's back to normal.
[37:22] ---
    Why's he wearing rags?! What the hell?!
[37:25] ---
    I love this Satan.
[37:26] ---
    Those clothes aren't right.
[37:30] ---
    Plus, he's sitting on the ground.
[37:33] ---
    Lucifer was NOT like that a minute ago.
[37:36] ---
    He was way more deflated.
[37:39] ---
    That's not him.
[37:45] ---
    You're cute already.
[37:47] ---
    -It's enough.
    -He's like Cinderella.
[37:54] ---
    Why'd he say "burnie"?
[37:56] ---
    -He's warning him it's hot.
    -I've never heard someone say that.
[37:58] ---
    Is he going to explode?
[38:01] ---
    That's what he wants?
[38:05] ---
    He wanted to look like Belphie?
[38:06] ---
    He'll never be satisfied with his own face.
[38:10] ---
    "Confidence explosion"?
[38:13] ---
    What a grandiose background.
[38:15] ---
    What he's saying and how
    he's saying it do not match.
[38:20] ---
    They're worshipping him.
[38:22] ---
    What a peaceful town.
[38:24] ---
    It's like a church.
[38:27] ---
    -He's back.
    -And still in his rags!
[38:29] ---
    I love this.
[38:32] ---
    The tempo changed.
[38:37] ---
    Listen to him!
[38:39] ---
    He's completely ignoring Satan.
[38:42] ---
    Do normies do that dance?
[38:45] ---
    -That's his idea of a normie.
    -Yeah.
[38:50] ---
    Mammon's rich in this world apparently.
[38:53] ---
    -That dog...
    -Yeah, it's that dog.
[38:56] ---
    -The one Mammon switched with.
    -What is happening?
[38:59] ---
    -He's kicking the money.
    -That's all he can do.
[39:11] ---
    -Good acting.
    -That didn't fix his problem.
[39:12] ---
    Fix?
[39:20] ---
    He's so cheery.
[39:21] ---
    I was in tears while recording this.
[39:26] ---
    It was perfect.
[39:27] ---
    It was so funny.
[39:34] ---
    Kawata-san voiced the townsfolk too, right?
[39:38] ---
    He did this all by himself.
[39:40] ---
    Amazing.
[39:42] ---
    He's so good at singing.
[39:46] ---
    Stop, you're freaking me out.
[40:03] ---
    -I feel safe now seeing this room.
    -Turns out things were better before.
[40:07] ---
    Normal is best.
[40:18] ---
    -Sushigherita?!
[40:21] ---
    -It has seaweed?!
    -Yeah, if you look closely.
[40:23] ---
    This is a first.
[40:27] ---
    Is it hot or cold?
[40:29] ---
    True.
[40:31] ---
    Show us how to make it.
[40:32] ---
    When I first saw this, I thought
    Satan was holding a scroll or something.
[40:38] ---
    Because he likes books?
[40:40] ---
    I was not expecting that.
[40:43] ---
    -We're finished, everyone.
    -We are.
[40:44] ---
    What an absolute explosion of eccentricity.
[40:48] ---
    These were so funny.
[40:50] ---
    Their quirks were burnie.
[40:53] ---
    Stop, please stop.
[40:56] ---
    What? That's a normal thing to say.
[40:58] ---
    No, it isn't.
[40:59] ---
    It's not?
[41:04] ---
    Each of us, Sumi-san, Onishi-san,
    and I each got our own episodes.
[41:11] ---
    -Yeah, us three.
    -The three of us.
[41:14] ---
    Yeah...
[41:16] ---
    Yaguchi-san, how was it?
[41:17] ---
    Watching from outside?
[41:19] ---
    Outside?!
[41:20] ---
    My mic is on, right?
[41:23] ---
    -It is, it is.
    -I'm being recorded, right?
[41:25] ---
    -You are, but we'll cut your bits afterward.
    -Afterward?!
[41:27] ---
    No, but really, there was so
    much going on in each episode.
[41:32] ---
    They were jampacked.
[41:34] ---
    Hey! Say something! Hey!
[41:36] ---
    Cut.
[41:37] ---
    We're making it easier to cut.
[41:39] ---
    It's so the editors know where to cut.
[41:42] ---
    You're freaking me out.
[41:43] ---
    No, but really, there was so
    much going on with each character.
[41:48] ---
    Hey, wait, did you say that
    because I'm getting cut out?
[41:51] ---
    -Hey!
    -Sorry, but the comments were too similar.
[41:55] ---
    -Wait, wait, wait.
    -He straight up just stole it.
[41:58] ---
    But really, they were so specific with
    this episode because it was a musical.
[42:04] ---
    We've recorded quite
    a few songs in the past.
[42:08] ---
    But this was different.
[42:11] ---
    And what they wanted was different too.
[42:14] ---
    It was tough and I remember
    thinking those singing had it hard going.
[42:21] ---
    And also, Ayme-san,
    you weren't there, right?
[42:24] ---
    -That's right!
    -Yeah, I recorded it separately.
[42:28] ---
    How was it, recording all by yourself?
[42:31] ---
    I actually recorded both
    five and six by myself.
[42:38] ---
    The singing sections
    went as you can imagine.
[42:42] ---
    I just whacked it out.
[42:45] ---
    But doing the Asmo clones by myself was...
[42:51] ---
    If no one's there to react, you
    start second-guessing yourself.
[42:55] ---
    If we were all there laughing at the ridiculous
    things they had you doing, maybe you'd have been fine.
[43:04] ---
    Yeah, I...just had to do
    my best with what I had.
[43:08] ---
    Good job.
[43:10] ---
    Onishi-kun, how was it?
    This was your episode after all.
[43:14] ---
    Yeah.
[43:15] ---
    It was...really fun.
[43:18] ---
    -So simple.
    -I could've guessed that.
[43:20] ---
    You must have had to
    sing more than usual though.
[43:23] ---
    Ah, but you are good at singing I guess.
[43:26] ---
    Yeah, I am.
[43:29] ---
    -He agrees.
    -Anything you paid specific mind to?
[43:31] ---
    Yeah, I went crazy trying
    to get the rythm right.
[43:36] ---
    -It was so hard.
    -Because it keeps changing.
[43:39] ---
    Sing it and you'll understand.
[43:40] ---
    Like, ah, this part's different.
[43:43] ---
    True, I feel like I got tripped up
    at quite a few unexpected places.
[43:49] ---
    I think I recorded the same line ten times.
[43:53] ---
    Yaguchi-san and I were watching
    like, damn, that looks hard.
[43:57] ---
    "That's crazy..."
[43:58] ---
    But we also realized that while we kept messing
    up the tempo, you actually had it down pat.
[44:10] ---
    Yeah, because I'm good.
[44:13] ---
    It was impressive how consistent he was.
[44:15] ---
    You instantly worked out any differences
    between what you sang and what you heard.
[44:22] ---
    We had a singing director, right?
[44:26] ---
    I'd listen to their orders and
    try to record as they'd said.
[44:35] ---
    I found that back and forth fun.
[44:37] ---
    It's amazing that you're able to
    visualize that on the spot though.
[44:41] ---
    What can I say? I'm good.
[44:42] ---
    How many is that?
[44:43] ---
    Yeah, okay, you are good.
[44:47] ---
    But really, this was fun.
[44:51] ---
    -Yup.
[44:52] ---
    And that wraps up this audio commentary.
[44:55] ---
    Episode eight will see
    Beelzebub get in a pickle.
[44:59] ---
    -We hope you're excited.
    -Yes!
[45:01] ---
    My episode!
[45:03] ---
    Sounding a bit desperate, hm?
[45:05] ---
    -No, no, no, no.
    -I wonder what the pickle will be.
[45:09] ---
    Come on now, it's not like that.
[45:11] ---
    Does this mean I get to do
    my own audio commentary?
[45:15] ---
    Denizens, we hope you keep watching and
    enjoying Obey Me! The Anime season two!
[45:20] ---
    -Hey, wait, don't ignore me!
    -Thank you!
[45:22] ---
    -Thank you!
    -Dammit!
[45:23] ---
    -Thank you!
    -Arghh!
[45:24] ---
    Thank you!

Season 2

E8 - For Whom the Belly Rumbles

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[00:13] ---
    Are you okay?
[00:19] ---
    Oh, you're finally awake, burger!
[00:21] ---
    [Devil Cheese Burger]
[00:26] ---
    Don't worry, you don't have
    to be afraid of me, burger.
[00:32] ---
    Really, you don't have to be afraid...
[00:36] ---
    You look delicious!
[00:38] ---
    Burger!
[00:40] ---
    Stop that, burger!
[00:41] ---
    Don't try to eat me, burger!
[00:44] ---
    -Let...me...eat...you!
    -This is the thanks I get for saving you, burger?!
[00:57] ---
    Boy, that really hit the spot!
[00:59] ---
    You liked them, burger?
[01:01] ---
    Yeah! The fruit on this island is great!
[01:04] ---
    I can't believe you would
    try to eat your savior, burger...
[01:08] ---
    Sorry...
[01:09] ---
    I was so hungry that I lost
    myself there for a second.
[01:12] ---
    You hadn't had anything to eat?
[01:14] ---
    I was furiously chasing a
    delicious-looking devil tuna
[01:17] ---
    when a huge wave hit me.
[01:19] ---
    When I woke up, I'd drifted here...
[01:22] ---
    Judging by how hungry I was, I
    must not have eaten for this long...
[01:27] ---
    Three days?!
[01:28] ---
    Three hours.
[01:31] ---
    Th-Thee hours...?
[01:39] ---
    This should about do it.
[01:41] ---
    You did it first try!
[01:43] ---
    Thanks.
[01:44] ---
    Now the roof shouldn't leak, burger.
[01:47] ---
    This is nothing.
[01:48] ---
    I still want to repay you.
[01:51] ---
    I'll fix this up, too.
[02:01] ---
    So, you were fighting amongst yourselves to
[02:03] ---
    see who would go and report what happened?
[02:05] ---
    Yeah, our eldest brother,
    Lucifer, is really scary, after all.
[02:09] ---
    But if the house had caught on fire, the bickering
[02:12] ---
    would all have been for nothing, burger.
[02:16] ---
    You really do have the
    most interesting brothers.
[02:19] ---
    I'd certainly love to meet
    them someday, burger.
[02:21] ---
    Well, the raft's already done,
    so how about you come with me?
[02:25] ---
    You don't mind, burger?
[02:27] ---
    Come on, we're like
    brothers now, after all.
[02:32] ---
    Brothers...
[02:36] ---
    My sauce!
[02:49] ---
    I better wipe this off...
[02:51] ---
    Don't...
[02:54] ---
    You look better that way.
[02:56] ---
    Better?
[02:59] ---
    That's not what I
    meant! I'll wipe it off...
[03:05] ---
    You're thinking about
    eating me, aren't you, burger...?
[03:08] ---
    O-Oh, no way...
[03:11] ---
    Though you do look pretty delicious...
[03:13] ---
    Wait, no!
[03:14] ---
    Dish-less.
[03:15] ---
    As in no dishes...
[03:20] ---
    I'm just kidding.
[03:21] ---
    Even if I told you to eat
    me, I know you wouldn't.
[03:28] ---
    Because we're brothers now, right!
[03:31] ---
    Right!
[03:32] ---
    I've never had anything
    like that until now.
[03:35] ---
    This is my first time being
    part of a family, burger!
[03:38] ---
    Right!
[03:46] ---
    That's it, Beel!
[03:48] ---
    At this rate, we'll find land in no time!
[03:52] ---
    Yup! And the weather is even on our side!
[04:11] ---
    It's been a week...
[04:13] ---
    Since we were swallowed
    up by that storm, burger...
[04:17] ---
    We've been out of food for a while, too...
[04:21] ---
    My stomach...
[04:25] ---
    ...is beyond empty...
[04:31] ---
    No! I can't!
[04:33] ---
    I can't give in... He's my brother!
[04:37] ---
    I can't eat him...!
[04:40] ---
    Beel...
[04:42] ---
    We'll both starve to
    death at this rate, burger...
[04:47] ---
    So...
[04:48] ---
    I...
[04:49] ---
    -No!
    -I...
[04:51] ---
    You can't!
[04:52] ---
    I'm gonna eat you!
[04:55] ---
    What?!
[04:56] ---
    Time to feast!
[04:58] ---
    YOU WHAT?!
[05:01] ---
    The Devil Cheese Burger
    Clan are demon-eaters.
[05:06] ---
    The reason why I saved you was to eat you.
[05:11] ---
    But I grew attached and
    couldn't bring myself to do it.
[05:16] ---
    But I've reached my limit!
[05:28] ---
    This... This was self-defense...
[05:41] ---
    "If you're reading this pickle...
[05:44] ---
    ...that must mean you ate me, burger.
[05:47] ---
    I prepared this just in case."
[05:50] ---
    Even if I told you to eat
    me, I know you wouldn't.
[06:00] ---
    I...
[06:02] ---
    Thanks for everything.
[06:05] ---
    What...
[06:07] ---
    It's been fun, burger!
[06:09] ---
    ...Have I done?
[06:25] ---
    He's trying to control his hunger by coming up
[06:27] ---
    with some outrageous burger story.
[06:29] ---
    I wonder if he has stories for other food.
[06:32] ---
    I'm sorry, burger...

Season 2

E9 - A Friend in Need

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[00:00] ---
    A Friend in Need
[00:05] ---
    This cover...
[00:08] ---
    I look forward to this cover being opened.
[00:12] ---
    Oh, I've began rambling
    like the snake I am.
[00:16] ---
    I am Leviathan's pet, Henry.
[00:19] ---
    I'm home!
[00:21] ---
    Ah, the time has come!
[00:32] ---
    Henry! It's time to game!
[00:34] ---
    I won't lose!
[00:39] ---
    I'm not going down!
[00:41] ---
    All right! That's a win for me!
[00:44] ---
    That was fun!
[00:48] ---
    Spending my days with
    Leviathan is truly enjoyable...
[00:53] ---
    I really don't want to
    go to school tomorrow...
[00:56] ---
    But I don't want to go
    making Lucifer angry.
[00:59] ---
    But sometimes it makes me think.
[01:02] ---
    If Leviathan keeps spending his time with
    me, he won't make any friends at school...
[01:07] ---
    I won't be by his side forever either...
[01:12] ---
    Come to think about it, Henry
    doesn't know where his true home is.
[01:17] ---
    I'm not sure if it's
    fair to keep him here...
[01:21] ---
    I'm home!
[01:25] ---
    Henry, let's game!
[01:32] ---
    Oh, you shed your skin!
[01:34] ---
    You always shed your
    skin when I'm out, huh.
[01:36] ---
    Well, it's only natural, but
    still, how embarrassing...
[01:39] ---
    By the way, isn't school still in session?
[01:42] ---
    They were having a field day
    at RAD but I wasn't up for that.
[01:47] ---
    A lot of people were pretty excited but it's
    more of a thing for normies so I got outta there.
[01:53] ---
    Here you go, Henry.
[01:58] ---
    Henry?
[02:02] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:06] ---
    I can't lay by and do nothing.
[02:08] ---
    If I remain Leviathan's only friend,
    one day he will truly be all alone.
[02:15] ---
    Henry! You must be hungry.
[02:20] ---
    Strange, you're always so hungry
    you're snapping my fingers too...
[02:28] ---
    I wonder if Henry is
    happy being here with me...?
[02:36] ---
    When I woke up, there was no cover.
[02:41] ---
    Despite Leviathan not being home...
[02:46] ---
    I'm home!
[03:15] ---
    Henry!
[03:17] ---
    I knew it! I knew you wanted to stay here!
[03:23] ---
    Shed skin...
[03:29] ---
    I know how close we were but...
[03:33] ---
    This is for the best.
[03:40] ---
    He needed to venture to the real world...
[03:45] ---
    This is fine!
[03:47] ---
    It's fine...
[03:48] ---
    Maybe Henry will be able to be happy now...
[03:51] ---
    Maybe Leviathan will be
    able to find happiness now...
[03:55] ---
    Henry... I had fun every day.
[03:58] ---
    Levi, it was truly a pleasure...
[04:03] ---
    Has Levi been all right recently?
[04:07] ---
    I can't tell which is a husk.
[04:40] ---
    Henry!
[04:42] ---
    Henry!
[04:43] ---
    Henryyyyyy!
[04:46] ---
    Henry!
[04:48] ---
    Henryyyy!
[04:51] ---
    Henry?
[04:54] ---
    Henryyyyyyy!
[05:02] ---
    I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you.
[05:05] ---
    All those days passed
    but Henry never came back.
[05:09] ---
    Henry, good luck out there!
[05:12] ---
    As for me, I'll never look back either.
[05:16] ---
    I will shed the past too.
[05:18] ---
    Right?
[05:20] ---
    Henry 2.0.
[05:22] ---
    You didn't learn anything from me leaving!

Season 2

E10 - Play Ball! The All-Demon Baseball Game

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    Play Ball! The All-Demon Baseball Game
[00:06] ---
    Number 1. Pitcher, Lucifer.
[00:10] ---
    We're counting on you, Lucifer!
[00:11] ---
    Knock it out of the park!
[00:18] ---
    Finally... The time has finally come!
[00:27] ---
    I can finally take down
    Lucifer with my own two hands!
[00:32] ---
    Belphie, thank you for sticking
    with me through everything.
[00:51] ---
    Stand up! Again!
[00:56] ---
    Again!
[01:01] ---
    Again!
[01:02] ---
    Lucifer is going down!
[01:15] ---
    I've done it!
[01:19] ---
    Congratulations, Satan!
[01:22] ---
    It's time for the Anti-Lucifer
    League to show its true power!
[01:26] ---
    It's been such a long journey...
[01:30] ---
    He's really taking his time, isn't he?
[01:33] ---
    What is happening?
[01:35] ---
    mumble mumble
[01:48] ---
    He thinks he's hitting a
    home run?! I'll show him!
[01:54] ---
    Take this, Lucifer!
[01:56] ---
    Raging Demon Ball of Perdition!
[02:03] ---
    What?!
[02:05] ---
    It's headed for third base.
[02:07] ---
    Asmo!
[02:09] ---
    Don't stand there looking in the mirror!
[02:12] ---
    Pick up your glove!
[02:16] ---
    Great job, Beel! I'm counting on you!
[02:20] ---
    A match?!
[02:23] ---
    Perfect, now I can make my stew.
[02:27] ---
    Don't make a stew during the game!
[02:31] ---
    It's headed to left field, Levi!
[02:34] ---
    Yay, I got it! That's an out!
[02:36] ---
    Yes!
[02:41] ---
    Put down the game!
[02:44] ---
    Dammit! This is bad!
[02:46] ---
    Who else can get it?! Center fielder?!
[02:49] ---
    Leave everythin' to me!
[02:51] ---
    Go, Mammon! Now throw it to me!
[02:54] ---
    Laser bea...
[02:59] ---
    Huh, Mammon?
[03:02] ---
    How much is it worth to ya, Satan?
[03:04] ---
    "H-How much"?
[03:06] ---
    Yeah, how much will ya pay
    for me to throw this ball to ya?
[03:10] ---
    You're trying to extort me now?!
[03:13] ---
    What are ya gonna do?
    He's gonna get a home run?
[03:16] ---
    Dammit!
[03:17] ---
    10,000 Grimm!
[03:19] ---
    Nah, that's not it.
[03:20] ---
    20,000 Grimm!
[03:21] ---
    Almost there!
[03:23] ---
    D-Damn you!
[03:24] ---
    50,000 Grimm!
[03:25] ---
    There ya go!
[03:27] ---
    Ready?
[03:27] ---
    Laser Beam!
[03:30] ---
    We can make it!
[03:31] ---
    Ready for the clutch play, Belphie?!
[03:37] ---
    He's asleep...
[03:39] ---
    He must be tired from
    practicing until late last night.
[03:42] ---
    AS IF?! WE'RE STILL PLAYING!
[03:45] ---
    Looks like I win this round.
[03:46] ---
    Not yet!
[03:49] ---
    What?!
[04:04] ---
    Out!
[04:06] ---
    I didn't make it.
[04:07] ---
    Oh well.
[04:09] ---
    YES! I DID IT! I BEAT LUCIFER!
[04:13] ---
    Belphie, wake up! I did it, I beat Lucifer!
[04:17] ---
    YEEES!
[04:19] ---
    I WON!
[04:20] ---
    -YES!
    -What's going on?
[04:22] ---
    It's still the top of the first
    inning with only one out...
[04:25] ---
    Is he going to keep playing?
[04:28] ---
    I WIN!
[04:31] ---
    YEEEEES!

Season 2

E11 - Closing Party

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    -Still Miss Em
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    Oh! I see you are all studying for your test.
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    I suppose I can expect good marks from y...
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    What in the Devildom is this?!
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    I couldn't help but write "I miss them" when I picked up this pen.
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    He's reached his limit...
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    His feelings for them...
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    At this rate, I'll have to turn you guys into test name boxes again.
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    No, Lucifer...
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    Huh?
[00:38] ---
    This time...
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    Oh?
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    Make me into a cute name box!
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    You want to be one?!
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    Don't give up so easily!
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    Ya guys really are somethin' else.
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    You're not affected at all, Mammon?
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    Naturally.
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    I ain't care one bit.
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    Where're you going?
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    Ah, you know, I think they lent me some money...
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    I'm returning it!
[01:05] ---
    Huh?!
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    He's going to the human world!
[01:08] ---
    He's running away!
[01:10] ---
    Hey, I'm just going
    to return their money...
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    ...The door won't open.
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    I feel the same way!
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    I missed you too!
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    Miss...Em?
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    He's talking...
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    And flying...
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    You missed me, right?
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    I, uh, didn't not miss ya...
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    Let's play together!
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    I, uh...
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    I have a hunch as
    to who's behind this.
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    Play with me! Play with all of us!
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    Miss Em, Miss Em, Miss Em...
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    Uh-oh, the dead stock...
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    Mammon! How many did you make?!
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    I might have gotten a bit carried away...
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    Let's play tag!
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    Ready or not!
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    Tag!
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    What's going on?!
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    Tag!
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    Ah! What's happening?!
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    This is so much fun!
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    I'm so happy!
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    This is way better than
    that dark, cramped box.
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    Dammit! How do we turn back...
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    Miss... What? Miss Em, Miss Em...
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    Miss Em, Miss Em...
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    What's wrong?!
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    Miss...
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    Miss Em! Miss Em!
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    Miss Em, Miss Em!
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    They've been Miss Emified!
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    We'll be next if we aren't careful!
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    Tag!
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    Tag!
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    Tag!
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    Tag!
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    What is this?!
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    I'm so cute!
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    Wow! So many new friends!
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    We can play every day now!
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    You'll never leave me now!
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    Hmm, we're missing someone.
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    -Miss Em, Miss Em...
    -Where's Lucifer...?
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    I can't resist... I'm being... Miss...
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    Em!
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    Miss...Em!
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    Miss Em...
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    A name box...
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    Lucifer cursed himself to escape...
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    Miss Em...
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    My mind is...
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    Miss...
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    Lucifer!
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    Where's my last friend?
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    Test, test, name!
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    Wake up!
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    You miss them, right?
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    Don't give up here.
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    You're not Miss Em...
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    You're...
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    See Em!
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    -Miss Em... Miss Em...
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    -See...Em!
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    -See...Em!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
    -What's happening?!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
    -That's right!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
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    -See Em!
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    They left me...
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    This is what they wanted...
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    I guess we're destined
    to stay in the darkness...
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    Let's go together, to the human world!
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    Of course!

Season 2

E12 - Closing Party

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    Hurrah! Anime appearances and wrap party!
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    We managed to finish
    season two without a hitch.
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    Yes, and unlike season one,
    we were able to make an appearance too.
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    Indeed!
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    Let's make some more requests today!
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    Perhaps they'll come true as well.
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    Speaking of which, the brothers didn't
    show up this time either?
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    Well, they
    are in the human world at the moment.
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    Oh, right...
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    That sounds fun.
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    I'm glad to hear that.
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    They were
    all acting a little strange without them.
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    You can say that again.
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    All right, Barbatos.
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    Could you give us a report on what the brothers
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    have been doing up to their trip to the human world?
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    Very well.
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    Let's start with this incident.
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    The brothers incurred
    Lucifer's wrath due to low test scores.
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    Subsequently, they
    were transformed into test name boxes.
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    They're so cute!
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    I want one!
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    Who would really be
    the pet in that relationship?
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    Grrrrr!
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    Anyhow, the phrase "I miss them" was then banned and those
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    who uttered it would be punished with a fine.
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    As a loophole, Mammon
    created a doll, "Miss Em."
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    It was remarkably well-received.
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    They were so popular, weren't they?
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    Thanks to the sales, Mammon made a
    pretty penny!
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    Mammon was kind of funny back then.
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    Even though he was
    rich, he wouldn't stop sighing.
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    He tried to hide it by saying things like "The
    Great Mammon is on top of the world!" though.
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    Indeed. I asked him what
    made him happy when he became rich.
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    He said, "Now I can borrow
    more money than I ever thought possible!"
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    Classic Mammon.
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    In the end, he racked up quite the debt!
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    I can't tell whether he really
    likes money or the act of borrowing it.
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    But, I never thought
    the Miss Em boom would end up like that.
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    Yes, we will get to that in time.
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    This incident followed soon after.
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    Perhaps to distract from their loneliness,
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    Lucifer decided to go camping with his brothers.
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    This looks so fun!
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    It was anything but.
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    Lucifer didn't appreciate the way his brothers did things,
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    and decided to handle everything himself.
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    Ah, I've heard of those
    kinds of campers in the human world too.
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    Wait, isn't that...
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    Yes, another of Lucifer's victims.
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    Actually, he is a well-known
    villain feared in the human world.
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    But Lucifer could not have cared less.
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    Seeing Lucifer, RAD students
    had a change of heart regarding camping.
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    Ever since, solo camping
    has become quite popular.
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    He didn't really intend to go solo camping...
    He just became alone as a result of it.
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    When Lucifer found out about the solo camping craze,
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    he was puzzled as to what the draw of it was...
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    Little did he know he
    was the start of the craze.
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    So it seems.
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    Next up is the baseball game in which
    everyone took part.
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    As always, Satan had it out for Lucifer.
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    He was amazing!
[03:34] ---
    His teammates though...
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    Ah, that was quite unfortunate...
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    Why did they take part in the
    first place if they were so unmotivated?
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    Satan was overjoyed
    when he finally managed to get Lucifer out.
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    It was only the first out, but
    he celebrated as if he had won the finals.
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    Lucifer then hit a home
    run every time he batted.
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    The game ended with a score
    of 666 to 0 for our and Lucifer's team!
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    Indeed. However, whenever
    you bring up the game to Satan,
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    he says, "oh, the match
    where I trumped Lucifer?"
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    At least he's happy.
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    Lastly, here is the most recent report from when
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    the brothers decided to go to the human world.
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    After the Miss Em boom died down, a bunch
    of leftover dolls started to run amok.
[04:29] ---
    That's something that could
    only happen in the Devildom!
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    One after the other, the brothers were
    then turned into Miss Em dolls.
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    It was only the brothers' feelings
    for a special someone that saved them.
[04:50] ---
    It's no longer Miss Em, but See Em!
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    Truly heartwarming...
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    That's why they're in the human world, huh?
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    I'm so glad.
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    It seems that the brothers weren't the
    only ones traveling to the human world.
[05:05] ---
    The Miss Em dolls that
    were absorbed into See Em also went.
[05:09] ---
    Right!
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    They lost their magical power
    once in the human world.
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    But an entrepreneurial individual
    thought they were too cute to pass up.
[05:22] ---
    It seems like they will be
    for sale soon enough.
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    I'm sure they will sell like
    hotcakes.
[05:29] ---
    Do you think Mammon would
    make royalties on those?
[05:33] ---
    I see, so the Miss Em
    dolls have all gone to the human world.
[05:38] ---
    How nice... I miss them.
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    We can't stand around here just saying it!
[05:48] ---
    Young Master, do you mean to say...
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    We're going too!
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    Barbatos, use your
    powers to get us to the human world.
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    Let's all go!
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    We'll see you again soon.