# Season 1
# E1 - Time to up Our Average
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXWP3J/time-to-up-our-average)
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**[00:03] ---**
Curses are worth quite
a few points on the next test.
**[00:06] ---**
"Lucifer, the eldest"
**[00:07] ---**
So today, we'll be memorizing spells.
**[00:08] ---**
So today, we'll be memorizing spells.
**[00:10] ---**
"Beelzebub, the sixth born"
**[00:10] ---**
Is this because our average was
so low on the last test?
**[00:14] ---**
That doesn't mean we need
a family study group though.
**[00:14] ---**
"Belphegor, the last born"
**[00:17] ---**
I'm so tired.
**[00:19] ---**
"Leviathan, the third born"
**[00:19] ---**
Btw, wasn't the one who
made our average was so low
**[00:22] ---**
"Mammon, the second born"
**[00:22] ---**
Mammon?!
**[00:24] ---**
"24 points"
**[00:27] ---**
This time'll be different!
**[00:29] ---**
All I gotta do to memorize
is write ‘em a bunch of times!
**[00:35] ---**
And you immediately
start playing on your D.D.D.
**[00:37] ---**
Oh man, look at that.
**[00:39] ---**
Wow, you didn't even realize?
**[00:40] ---**
What can I say, my hand just
strays to it when I'm studyin'.
**[00:43] ---**
But I ain't lettin'
it happen this time!
**[00:47] ---**
What a lost case.
**[00:50] ---**
Now you're playing on it too, Satan?!
**[00:50] ---**
"Satan, fourth born"
**[00:51] ---**
Don't make assumptions.
**[00:54] ---**
It's easier to memorize things
when you know more about them.
**[00:58] ---**
So I'm researching the origins
of the spells I want to memorize.
**[01:00] ---**
Oh. Well, I guess that's better than
trying to memorize them willy-ni...
**[01:05] ---**
What was that? I'm sure research
papers don't make shutter sounds.
**[01:07] ---**
Stop pestering me.
I'm doing serious research here.
**[01:09] ---**
Yes, I can see that from this
work of art you have created.
**[01:16] ---**
If our average on the next test
is lower than before,
**[01:20] ---**
I'll turn you all into
test sheet name boxes.
**[01:24] ---**
What?!
**[01:25] ---**
"Asmodeus, the fifth born"
**[01:26] ---**
Please don't.
**[01:28] ---**
I know I'd be the most
beautiful name box of them all.
**[01:32] ---**
All the *senpai* name boxes
would be jealous of my beauty
**[01:35] ---**
and I just know they'd tease me!
**[01:37] ---**
What in the Devildom
is a *senpai* name box?!
**[01:40] ---**
Right now, what we have to figure out
is how to get Mammon to study.
**[01:43] ---**
Right! That will be the key
to raising our average.
**[01:46] ---**
Really, you guys don't
have to worry about me.
**[01:48] ---**
I'm feelin' pretty good
about this next test.
**[01:55] ---**
Aaaand you're playing
on your D.D.D. again!
**[01:58] ---**
That looks fun! Let me try!
**[02:00] ---**
Go for it.
**[02:02] ---**
Has it already started?
**[02:04] ---**
It has.
**[02:05] ---**
Turn your face to the right,
like the emoji.
**[02:10] ---**
Perfect. Now look surprised.
**[02:14] ---**
What a funny face.
**[02:16] ---**
You're too slow.
**[02:19] ---**
W-Wait!
**[02:20] ---**
There are too many!
**[02:23] ---**
What do I do? What do I do?
**[02:25] ---**
That was hard...
**[02:26] ---**
But so fun!
**[02:28] ---**
I wanna try too.
**[02:33] ---**
Whoa, where did all these come from?
**[02:40] ---**
What is that expression?
**[02:42] ---**
You face isn't very... expressive.
**[02:44] ---**
That was wrong.
**[02:45] ---**
You can tell he's
really trying though.
**[02:49] ---**
Step aside. This normie game
is no match for me!
**[02:52] ---**
Huh? Is this a two player game?
**[02:57] ---**
--Whose face is this picking up?
--This is harder than I thought.
**[03:00] ---**
Let me try.
**[03:01] ---**
Satan, you too?
**[03:04] ---**
This is hard.
**[03:07] ---**
Me, too!
**[03:07] ---**
This is pretty cramped...
**[03:09] ---**
What is that emoji?
**[03:14] ---**
Nah, nah, it's like this!
**[03:15] ---**
Like this!
**[03:17] ---**
That's so off!
**[03:19] ---**
All right already!
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, nice.
**[03:24] ---**
Huh?
**[03:25] ---**
You got the high score!
**[03:28] ---**
I'm confiscating this.
**[03:29] ---**
--What?!
--What're you doin'?!
**[03:31] ---**
--Deeemon!
--Demon of a demon!
--Sadist!
**[03:34] ---**
Today's study group is adjourned.
**[03:37] ---**
Let's reconvene first thing
tomorrow morning.
**[03:39] ---**
What the hell?
**[03:46] ---**
Those six, what am I
going to do with them...?
**[03:49] ---**
What's so funny about this anyway?
**[03:51] ---**
Ridiculous app...
**[03:57] ---**
Absolutely...
**[03:58] ---**
Ridiculous...
**[03:59] ---**
Absurd... How totally...
**[04:01] ---**
Absurd. Ridiculous.
**[04:03] ---**
Ridiculous.
**[04:04] ---**
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
**[04:06] ---**
--Ridiculous, ridiculous.
--Ah! I forgot my notebook.
**[04:08] ---**
Ri...
**[04:18] ---**
"Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party.
Everyone, come immediately."
**[04:20] ---**
"Asmodeus: A Party?
I'm coming, I'm coming!"
**[04:22] ---**
"Mammon: I'll pass."
**[04:23] ---**
"Lucifer: That was an order."
**[04:24] ---**
"Mammon: What the hell?"
**[04:25] ---**
"Asmodeus: It's not like
you've got plans tho?"
**[04:26] ---**
"Mammon: The casino's calling me."
**[04:27] ---**
"Leviathan: In short,
you don't have plans."
**[04:29] ---**
"There's a repeat of Ruri-*chan*'s
best episode on so I'll pass."
**[04:30] ---**
"Mammon: That was an order!"
**[04:31] ---**
"Leviathan: Why?!"
**[04:33] ---**
"Lucifer: I said everyone, didn't I?"
**[04:34] ---**
"Satan: What do you expect
from the Avatar of Pride?"
**[04:35] ---**
"He doesn't care about
other people's plans."
**[04:36] ---**
"Leviathan: You tell him, Satan."
**[04:37] ---**
"Asmodeus: Satan, you have plans?"
**[04:38] ---**
"Satan: No."
**[04:39] ---**
"Leviathan: After all that, you don't?!"
**[04:41] ---**
"Asmodeus: Twins, you're coming, right?"
**[04:42] ---**
"Belphegor: I can't
be bothered. Beel, hbu?"
**[04:43] ---**
"Beelzebub: I'll go if there's food."
**[04:44] ---**
"Mammon: It's seriously
that simple for ya?"
**[04:45] ---**
"Belphegor: Okay, I'm coming too then."
**[04:46] ---**
"Lucifer: Everyone finished?
It's starting."
# E2 - Don’t Look!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0J72V/dont-look)
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**[00:03] ---**
Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru Ruri!
**[00:06] ---**
I can't believe I finally
get to be Ruri-*chan*
**[00:09] ---**
from my favorite anime
*The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl*.
**[00:11] ---**
Petunias stand together!
Flowers never say never!
**[00:16] ---**
Evil demons be on alert
as I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
**[00:25] ---**
Levi, you in there?
**[00:26] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[00:33] ---**
Ow...
**[00:35] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[00:38] ---**
Huh? Something up?
**[00:40] ---**
Um... Ah... So, I was just
Ruri Hana-ing...
**[00:44] ---**
Ruri Hana-ing?
**[00:45] ---**
Ah, nothing. Just, wait a few seconds!
**[00:49] ---**
Got it.
**[00:51] ---**
1, 2, 3...
**[00:54] ---**
Not literally a few seconds!
**[01:02] ---**
Ahh, I'm so tired!
**[01:04] ---**
Were you about to go to bed?
**[01:06] ---**
Yeah, kinda.
**[01:08] ---**
I've always thought this but it's kind
of impressive you can sleep in a bathtub.
**[01:12] ---**
It calms me down, all right?
**[01:14] ---**
I'm actually going to sleep now
so could you, you know?
**[01:16] ---**
Okay.
**[01:17] ---**
So then... wanna play games or something?
**[01:20] ---**
I don't think that's how
you use "so then."
**[01:22] ---**
Belphie's gonna play too.
**[01:24] ---**
Evening.
**[01:24] ---**
Oh... Belphie too, huh?
**[01:26] ---**
When you-know-who was still here,
**[01:28] ---**
we used to play games
together all the time, right?
**[01:30] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[01:33] ---**
They weren't even bothered
by me being there.
**[01:36] ---**
--Ah...
--Yeah...
**[01:40] ---**
Levi, what game do you want to play?
**[01:41] ---**
P-Pick whichever you want.
**[01:45] ---**
One that we can all play would be good.
**[01:47] ---**
I say we play this RPG.
**[01:49] ---**
That's the definition
of a single-player game.
**[01:51] ---**
I hope I can do a good job
cheering him on.
**[01:52] ---**
You agreed to be a cheerleader easily.
**[01:54] ---**
But Levi, isn't *Bad Devil Slayer*
your favorite game at the moment?
**[01:59] ---**
Yeah, I grinded to level up,
finished the puzzles
**[02:03] ---**
and even made it to the final boss.
**[02:06] ---**
Interesting... Let's use Levi's save then.
**[02:09] ---**
Wait! What?! No! Stop!
**[02:16] ---**
So, what? I choose the weapon I want?
**[02:19] ---**
You get to pick a super-strong weapon
for the final boss fight.
**[02:23] ---**
I don't need any.
**[02:24] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[02:26] ---**
None of them look very tasty.
**[02:28] ---**
You don't choose weapons
based on if they look tasty!
**[02:30] ---**
All right, all right, nice choice!
**[02:32] ---**
Stop encouraging him!
**[02:34] ---**
This is the final boss, huh?
**[02:36] ---**
I should save just in case.
**[02:38] ---**
What?! Don't save over my save!
**[02:40] ---**
All right, all right, nice save!
**[02:42] ---**
Okay, this is the momentum
we need for the fight.
**[02:45] ---**
I've got this in the bag!
**[02:46] ---**
This is terrible. Just stop!
**[02:48] ---**
Beel will never be able to win!
**[02:49] ---**
This has already wrapped up!
**[02:51] ---**
Who? You?
**[02:52] ---**
No, not me.
**[02:54] ---**
Okay, well, yes, also me.
**[02:56] ---**
Get ready to eat dirt.
**[02:59] ---**
Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Go Beel!
**[03:01] ---**
Stop cheering, stop cheering,
Mr. cheer crew!
**[03:04] ---**
Here I go!
**[03:06] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[03:07] ---**
This isn't good.
**[03:08] ---**
Ahh, dammit.
**[03:10] ---**
He's got me.
**[03:12] ---**
See, I knew it.
**[03:13] ---**
I just gotta...
**[03:14] ---**
Heal, heal!
**[03:15] ---**
Save.
**[03:16] ---**
Huh?! Why?!
**[03:17] ---**
How are you even saving during a battle?!
**[03:20] ---**
Hmm, what should I do next?
**[03:22] ---**
There's no turning back.
We have to beat the boss!
**[03:26] ---**
Beel, let me help.
**[03:28] ---**
Nah...
**[03:29] ---**
This is already over.
**[03:30] ---**
Now you lose confidence?!
You're all over the place.
**[03:34] ---**
Let's throw in the towel.
**[03:35] ---**
Do it, do it, throw in the towel!
**[03:37] ---**
Don't discourage him!
**[03:39] ---**
But I...
**[03:40] ---**
Never say never!
**[03:41] ---**
Evil demons be on alert
for I'll plant your rears in the dirt!
**[03:43] ---**
Justice Flower! Ruri Hana! Ru-Ru Ruri!
**[03:48] ---**
Give me the controller.
**[03:49] ---**
You two cheer me on!
**[03:51] ---**
Okay, got it...
**[03:53] ---**
We've got you.
**[03:59] ---**
Hold up...
**[04:01] ---**
There's something we should
take care of before the boss.
**[04:04] ---**
What're you wearing?
**[04:06] ---**
What?
**[04:09] ---**
Right...
# E3 - Carrots, Please!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXQ427/carrots-please)
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**[00:07] ---**
Welcome!
**[00:08] ---**
Oh, it's you.
**[00:10] ---**
We’ve been waiting.
**[00:12] ---**
Do you know how this place works?
**[00:14] ---**
If you find a bunny that is to
your liking, simply give him a carrot.
**[00:18] ---**
Oh, it’s you, huh?
**[00:20] ---**
Haven’t seen ya in a while.
**[00:21] ---**
What’ll it be?
**[00:23] ---**
Huh?
**[00:23] ---**
Wh-What? I ain’t mad or nothin’!
**[00:26] ---**
Mammon’s upset because
you hardly ever come by.
**[00:30] ---**
H-Hey! Knock it off!
Like I’d ever be upset!
**[00:34] ---**
Hmph, you think a carrot’ll
make it better?
**[00:37] ---**
I didn't even want it.
**[00:39] ---**
Asmo told me rabbits get lonely easily and
if you leave them too long, they’ll die.
**[00:45] ---**
I know that feeling all too well.
**[00:47] ---**
By the way, wanna try
a new drink I came up with?
**[00:51] ---**
It’s called “Devil Carrot Curry.”
**[00:53] ---**
You know, because curry
and drinks go hand-in-hand.
**[00:55] ---**
Take a gulp. It goes down like a charm.
**[00:58] ---**
Ahh! You’re finally here!
**[01:01] ---**
I’ve been so lonely without you!
**[01:03] ---**
I bet you were missing
my pretty face too, huh?
**[01:07] ---**
Quick, let’s get a photo!
**[01:10] ---**
Hm? What are you waiting for?
Take my picture.
**[01:14] ---**
Hmm, just as beautiful as ever.
**[01:18] ---**
Okay, you can have it!
**[01:20] ---**
Wow! A carrot? Thank you!
**[01:22] ---**
Hey! You over there.
**[01:26] ---**
Lucifer was in charge of spinning
the wheel, but he’s gone off somewhere.
**[01:30] ---**
Can you do it instead?
**[01:32] ---**
Can we just finish already?
**[01:34] ---**
Agreed.
**[01:36] ---**
Silent, you! I’m just about to win!
**[01:40] ---**
It’s my turn next, right?
**[01:41] ---**
Go on, spin the wheel!
**[01:46] ---**
Right hand red...
**[01:50] ---**
My turn next, huh?
**[01:52] ---**
Right foot yellow...
**[01:57] ---**
Me next.
**[02:00] ---**
Left hand blue?
**[02:05] ---**
Right foot green?!
**[02:06] ---**
Yeah, no way that’s happening.
**[02:08] ---**
Whoa! You did it?
You actually pulled it off?
**[02:11] ---**
Tha... nk... s...
**[02:14] ---**
Left hand red?!
**[02:16] ---**
GG, Belphie! Game over!
**[02:20] ---**
You did it?!
**[02:21] ---**
How're you holding
yourself up with one finger?!
**[02:25] ---**
Tha... nk... s...!
**[02:27] ---**
Right foot red?!
**[02:29] ---**
If you go there,
Levi will be in trouble too.
**[02:32] ---**
That’s it, I’ve got this in the bag.
**[02:35] ---**
What mysterious physics principle
is keeping us up?!
**[02:38] ---**
Th... anks...!
**[02:44] ---**
My apologies for my brothers.
**[02:46] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:48] ---**
But you really shouldn't have.
**[02:50] ---**
By the way, how many carrots
do you have left?
**[02:53] ---**
Only one, huh?
**[02:56] ---**
While we're here, you wouldn't mind
if I took it off your hands, would you?
**[03:00] ---**
Lucifer!
**[03:02] ---**
What is it, Mammon?
**[03:03] ---**
Umm... It’s just...
Is this ear a little bent?
**[03:08] ---**
It doesn’t look like it to me.
**[03:10] ---**
Ah, that’s good.
**[03:13] ---**
But... it's really not bent?
**[03:14] ---**
Let me guess,
you want the carrot too?
**[03:17] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:18] ---**
I don't need no stinkin' carrot!
**[03:20] ---**
Mind if I have it then?
**[03:22] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:23] ---**
Do what ya want.
**[03:25] ---**
I want it too!
**[03:26] ---**
G-Go for it.
**[03:27] ---**
I don't even want it.
**[03:31] ---**
I want it too!
**[03:33] ---**
Y’all are way too into carrots.
**[03:35] ---**
It's mine!
**[03:36] ---**
What's so good about them anyway?
**[03:37] ---**
I want it!
**[03:38] ---**
See ya, carrot. I'm outta here.
**[03:40] ---**
--Carrot!
--Carrot, carrot!
--Carrot! Carrot!
**[03:43] ---**
So, who will you give
your final carrot to?
**[03:47] ---**
--Carrot!
--Carrot, carrot!
--Carrot! Carrot!
**[03:51] ---**
Ah! Carrot!
**[03:55] ---**
Carrot!
**[04:00] ---**
Work was a blast yesterday.
**[04:04] ---**
It was fun, but...
**[04:05] ---**
I can’t believe you
called us in out of the blue.
**[04:08] ---**
And took our carrot.
**[04:09] ---**
Thanks, lil’ bros!
**[04:13] ---**
Man did yesterday tire me out.
**[04:15] ---**
Imma play hooky and head home.
**[04:18] ---**
Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky!
**[04:20] ---**
His job as a student is to study...
**[04:24] ---**
Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky...
**[04:26] ---**
Mammon, if you stay at school
until at least your final lesson,
**[04:29] ---**
I’ll give you back
the credit card I confiscated.
**[04:32] ---**
All right! Time to study!
**[04:38] ---**
A carrot on a stick really does work, huh?
# E4 - Lucifer the Beach Babe
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0JGVJ/lucifer-the-beach-babe)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Lucifer the Beach Babe"
**[00:06] ---**
We're finally here!
**[00:08] ---**
The beach!
**[00:13] ---**
Looks tasty.
**[00:14] ---**
That's your first thought
when ya come to the beach?
**[00:18] ---**
Its beauty is only second to mine!
**[00:20] ---**
Lucifer, thanks for planning this!
**[00:23] ---**
Diavolo suggested we take a trip just
us brothers and lent us his private beach.
**[00:28] ---**
By the way, where's Levi?
**[00:30] ---**
He said something about
nothing good being at the beach
**[00:33] ---**
and you just get sunburned and
covered in sand, so he didn't come.
**[00:37] ---**
The beach is nothin' but good things!
**[00:39] ---**
Today, my only goal is
snapping pics of Lucifer.
**[00:41] ---**
I know they'll fetch a good Grimm at RAD.
**[00:47] ---**
That's also why I prepared this.
**[00:50] ---**
What?! Why's he already
wearin' a rash guard?!
**[00:53] ---**
Okay everyone, what should we do first?
**[00:56] ---**
Go swimming.
**[00:57] ---**
Play beach volley ball.
**[00:59] ---**
Water fight.
**[01:00] ---**
A competition to see
who can show the most skin!
**[01:01] ---**
What's that?
**[01:03] ---**
You know, we compete to see who can
show off the most skin. C'mon, it's a game!
**[01:08] ---**
That explanation didn't help one bit.
**[01:10] ---**
How about we compromise
and play capture the flag?
**[01:14] ---**
I'm not sure how that's
a compromise but sure!
**[01:17] ---**
Where should we put the flag?
**[01:19] ---**
Leave that to me!
**[01:20] ---**
Now where would make
the game the most interesting?
**[01:24] ---**
Here!
**[01:26] ---**
Lucifer won't be able to get this flag
without takin' off his shirt.
**[01:29] ---**
Let's see who can
get the flag first!
**[01:32] ---**
Ready, set, go!
**[01:36] ---**
So we're competing to see
who can get this flag first?
**[01:40] ---**
I'm not losing!
**[01:41] ---**
I think you mean me!
**[01:42] ---**
You're dead!
**[01:43] ---**
Dammit. I knew Lucifer
wouldn't fall for it that easily.
**[01:47] ---**
Luckily, I've prepared
just the thing for this situation.
**[01:54] ---**
"The previous day"
**[01:54] ---**
What? You want me to dress up as
an octopus and latch onto Lucifer?
**[01:57] ---**
What? You want me to dress up as
an octopus and latch onto Lucifer?
**[01:58] ---**
Yup!
**[01:58] ---**
Just in case he's wearing something
and won't take it off.
**[02:02] ---**
No way, no way, no way.
There's no way I'm doing that.
**[02:04] ---**
Please!
**[02:06] ---**
Why do I have to do it?!
**[02:07] ---**
Because you hate the beach so
it won't seem weird that you're not there.
**[02:10] ---**
There's still no way I'm doing this.
**[02:12] ---**
C'mon, just do it, will ya?
**[02:13] ---**
No way. Uh-uh!
**[02:14] ---**
Please! Please! Pleeeease!
**[02:16] ---**
No way, no way, no way!
**[02:17] ---**
I'll never ask for anything again!
**[02:18] ---**
No way, no way, no way, no way!
**[02:19] ---**
I'll give you a super rare Ruri-*chan* card!
**[02:26] ---**
I can't believe this...
**[02:28] ---**
Reeling me in with merch,
that's so not cool.
**[02:31] ---**
I don't even care what happens next.
**[02:36] ---**
A giant octopus?!
**[02:37] ---**
Oh no, Lucifer. You better take off
your shirt and get rid of it quick.
**[02:43] ---**
Watch out, the octopus's
suckers are dangerous.
**[02:45] ---**
Quickly, take off your shirt.
**[02:47] ---**
Quickly...
**[02:48] ---**
Quickly...
**[02:50] ---**
It sounds like he planned on
saying that but Mammon's right.
**[02:54] ---**
All right!
**[02:56] ---**
This is my chaaa-- Huh?!
**[03:00] ---**
He's wearing another shirt...?
**[03:07] ---**
Welp, you leave me no choice!
**[03:09] ---**
Mammon, what are you doing?
**[03:15] ---**
He's wearing another one?! What is this?!
**[03:29] ---**
The beach was so fun!
**[03:32] ---**
I wanna come again.
**[03:34] ---**
That octopus looked delicious.
**[03:37] ---**
No pictures and now
my camera's broken too...
**[03:40] ---**
What's wrong, Mammon?
**[03:42] ---**
Nothin-- Huh?!
**[03:47] ---**
This is my chance!
**[03:53] ---**
He took it off just like that...
**[03:56] ---**
Of course I did. I'm getting changed.
# E5 - Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNE1P4/princess-asmodeus-is-in-another-castle)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle"
**[00:05] ---**
Save me!
**[00:08] ---**
Finally, I have captured Princess Asmo.
**[00:10] ---**
I, Beelzebub the final boss,
shall now rule the world.
**[00:15] ---**
Not if we have anything to say about it.
**[00:17] ---**
What?!
**[00:18] ---**
We are...
**[00:19] ---**
Team Adventurous Spirits!
**[00:21] ---**
Eat this! Hero Leviathan's
Legendary Slash!
**[00:28] ---**
Yay!
**[00:30] ---**
Stop messin' around!
**[00:32] ---**
Wh-What...?
**[00:34] ---**
You're going to pretend that
taking him out in one hit was okay?!
**[00:37] ---**
B-But we saved you?
**[00:39] ---**
You noob! That's not the point!
**[00:42] ---**
It's about how you save me and
the expressions of the characters.
**[00:46] ---**
Expressions?
**[00:48] ---**
Exactly!
**[00:49] ---**
The oh-so beautiful-expression of Princess
Asmo as he trembles at the final boss.
**[00:52] ---**
The exquisite expression of Princess
Asmo as he worries for his allies.
**[00:56] ---**
The bewitching expression of Princess Asmo
**[00:58] ---**
after he puts himself in danger
and receives grievous wounds.
**[01:02] ---**
They're literally all you...
**[01:04] ---**
Of course, but the Heroes are spurred
on after seeing my beautiful expressions.
**[01:09] ---**
There we are, finally.
**[01:10] ---**
And the graceful expression
of Princess Asmo
**[01:12] ---**
as he sheds tears at the heroes' bravery.
**[01:15] ---**
And back to you.
**[01:16] ---**
He just used us
to set up that one, huh?
**[01:17] ---**
So you're trying to say
the boss died too fast
**[01:19] ---**
for Princess Asmo's beauty
to have a chance to shine?
**[01:22] ---**
Ex.act.ly!
**[01:24] ---**
So, from the top!
**[01:27] ---**
From the top?!
**[01:28] ---**
Belphie, can you cast revive?
**[01:30] ---**
On who?! The final boss?!
**[01:32] ---**
No, no, no, no! Bad idea!
**[01:39] ---**
Please and thank you.
**[01:41] ---**
Final boss-*kun*, if you let my
beauty shine, I'll spare your life, okay?
**[01:45] ---**
No, not just your life. I'll let you
chow down on anything in the world!
**[01:49] ---**
You've got my full
support and attention.
**[01:51] ---**
Okay, positions, everyone.
**[01:53] ---**
And... action!
**[01:56] ---**
Somebody! Save me!
**[01:58] ---**
Finally, the beautiful
Princess Asmo is mine!
**[02:02] ---**
I, Beelzebub the final boss,
shall now rule the world.
**[02:06] ---**
Not if we have
anything to say about it.
**[02:08] ---**
What?!
**[02:09] ---**
We are... Team Adventurous Spirits!
**[02:11] ---**
Okay, cut.
**[02:12] ---**
What? Cut?
**[02:13] ---**
Team Adventurous Spirits?
**[02:15] ---**
That's so lame. It sounds like
a child came up with it.
**[02:18] ---**
It pulls you out of the story
and has zero creativity.
**[02:20] ---**
Who thought of it?!
**[02:24] ---**
Okay, whatever.
**[02:27] ---**
From now on, you will be, We Love
Beauty and Love Love Love Princess Asmo.
**[02:32] ---**
No, no, no! That's way lamer!
**[02:34] ---**
Right, Belphie?
**[02:36] ---**
Honestly, it's about the same.
**[02:38] ---**
What?! What about you, Satan?
**[02:39] ---**
Well, what the princess says goes so...
**[02:42] ---**
I can't believe this...
**[02:43] ---**
Also, what's with the walking?
**[02:46] ---**
You're Heroes. You could
at least appear on horseback.
**[02:51] ---**
The Warrior and Hero
were too similar anyway.
**[02:53] ---**
This is much better!
**[02:56] ---**
Why do I have to be the horse?
**[02:58] ---**
Well, what the princess says goes.
**[03:02] ---**
Okay, let's take it from the top!
**[03:04] ---**
Save me!
**[03:06] ---**
I, Beelzebub the final boss, shall take
all the world's beauty for my own!
**[03:09] ---**
Not if I have anything to say about it.
**[03:11] ---**
What?!
**[03:12] ---**
*neigh*
**[03:13] ---**
We are... We Love Beauty and
Love Love Love Princess Asmo!
**[03:17] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[03:18] ---**
What now?
**[03:20] ---**
Look, over there.
**[03:21] ---**
It's the starting village. So what?
**[03:23] ---**
It's not quite what I had in mind.
**[03:25] ---**
The final boss fight needs to be intense,
so can you level it for me?
**[03:29] ---**
What?!
**[03:30] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[03:32] ---**
I want a 3,000 meter
erupting volcano over there.
**[03:35] ---**
Get to it.
**[03:38] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[03:39] ---**
Can you carve my beautiful face
into the side of that mountain?
**[03:43] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[03:44] ---**
The mountain's stealing the scene.
**[03:45] ---**
I need eyes on me,
so can we get rid of it?
**[03:49] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[03:50] ---**
Can we get a sea of fire around here?
**[03:52] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[03:53] ---**
Can you go ask if we can't
bring the sun down to earth?
**[03:56] ---**
Who do we ask?!
**[04:00] ---**
It's not quite what I envisioned.
**[04:03] ---**
I want my beauty stuck
in everyone's memories.
**[04:07] ---**
I've got it!
**[04:08] ---**
Bring the entire world's
population here!
**[04:11] ---**
I don't think everyone will be possible.
**[04:13] ---**
Yes, it will be!
**[04:14] ---**
There's no compromising
when it comes to ultimate beauty!
**[04:17] ---**
Even if it takes an eternity,
**[04:19] ---**
we shall take over the world
and realize our ultimate dreams!
**[04:21] ---**
Yes! The power, it surges through me!
**[04:30] ---**
So he's the final boss now, right?
**[04:31] ---**
Guess we've gotta take him out then.
**[04:34] ---**
Yep.
# E6 - Detective Satan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVD3GK/detective-satan)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Detective Satan"
**[00:12] ---**
What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
**[00:14] ---**
No, I just spilled some ketchup.
**[00:16] ---**
I see.
**[00:18] ---**
What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
**[00:20] ---**
No, I just messed up in a game.
**[00:22] ---**
Satan!
**[00:23] ---**
What's wrong? Was there a murder?!
**[00:25] ---**
I know you've been
reading detective novels,
**[00:28] ---**
but murders don't happen so often.
**[00:32] ---**
R-Right.
**[00:33] ---**
Hey.
**[00:34] ---**
Was there a murder?!
**[00:36] ---**
No, my pillow's just missing.
**[00:38] ---**
Anyone know where it is?
**[00:40] ---**
That's all?
**[00:41] ---**
Don't know, don't care.
**[00:43] ---**
Maybe you misplaced it
when you were half-asleep.
**[00:45] ---**
How do you lose something that big?
**[00:47] ---**
You didn't leave it in
the washing machine?
**[00:50] ---**
It's not under my bed
or in the washing machine.
**[00:54] ---**
I'll go look somewhere else.
**[00:56] ---**
Belphie, there's no need for that.
**[00:58] ---**
What?
**[00:59] ---**
For the culprit...
**[01:02] ---**
...is in here!
**[01:06] ---**
More detective stuff?
**[01:09] ---**
Levi, what did you just say to Belphie?
**[01:12] ---**
Huh? Umm...
**[01:14] ---**
How does something that big disappear?
**[01:18] ---**
How did you know it was large?
**[01:22] ---**
He's right.
**[01:23] ---**
Wait, no, I didn't really
mean anything by it.
**[01:26] ---**
Was this pillow by chance unique?
**[01:28] ---**
Yeah, it was actually a body pillow.
**[01:34] ---**
The culprit is you, Levi, isn't it?
**[01:37] ---**
Dammit! I didn't mean any harm!
**[01:39] ---**
It's just that my Ruri-*chan*
body pillowcase arrived
**[01:41] ---**
and I wanted to quickly try it out!
**[01:44] ---**
Wow!
**[01:45] ---**
What a detective!
**[01:47] ---**
Thank you, Detective Satan!
**[01:51] ---**
Remember, condemn the crime,
not the perpetrator.
**[01:59] ---**
Hmm?
**[02:00] ---**
Huh?
**[02:03] ---**
The pudding I left in the fridge
has disappeared.
**[02:08] ---**
Is this...
**[02:10] ---**
Satan, it's another mystery!
**[02:12] ---**
Yes, indeed it is.
**[02:15] ---**
Wait, it's not this pudding is it?
**[02:19] ---**
This is bad. I'm the culprit.
**[02:21] ---**
I should hurry and
dispose of the evidence.
**[02:23] ---**
No, rushing away would be suspicious.
**[02:25] ---**
I must attack!
**[02:27] ---**
The best offense is a good offense!
**[02:30] ---**
I'm sure I left it in the fridge, Satan.
**[02:34] ---**
The culprit is in here!
**[02:36] ---**
I knew it!
**[02:37] ---**
Do we get to see more
amazing detective work?
**[02:39] ---**
Who? Who should I use as a scapegoat?
**[02:43] ---**
That's it!
**[02:45] ---**
The culprit is...
**[02:47] ---**
Asmodeus. It was you!
**[02:48] ---**
What?! Me?!
**[02:51] ---**
You're drinking coffee
right now, are you not?
**[02:53] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[02:55] ---**
The only drink for a post-pudding
refresher is a slightly bitter coffee!
**[03:01] ---**
Don't look so shocked!
That's subjective!
**[03:04] ---**
Asmo, how could you sully your hands so?
**[03:07] ---**
I'm telling you, it wasn't me!
**[03:09] ---**
Now that you mention it,
Satan's totally eating pudding right now!
**[03:12] ---**
My cover's blown!
**[03:14] ---**
I need to keep calm
and stay on the offensive.
**[03:25] ---**
Huh? Wh-What?
What are you doing?! What?!
**[03:28] ---**
Would the culprit eat
with such confidence?
**[03:30] ---**
I said, would the culprit eat
with such confidence?
**[03:34] ---**
He's right.
**[03:35] ---**
There's no way the culprit
would be so brazen!
**[03:38] ---**
What an amazing detective!
**[03:39] ---**
You're brainwashed, the lot of you.
**[03:42] ---**
Asmo, admit you ate Beel's pudding
**[03:45] ---**
because of an "other-people's-pudding
beauty treatment."
**[03:47] ---**
What is that?!
**[03:48] ---**
Someone as narcissistic as Asmo
might just use such a treatment!
**[03:51] ---**
It only makes sense!
**[03:53] ---**
You're all hopeless.
**[03:54] ---**
Give up Asmo,
you other-people's-pudding eater!
**[03:57] ---**
Who're you calling an
other-people's-pudding eater?!
**[03:59] ---**
Admit it! You other-people's-
pudding-eater-and-money snatcher!
**[04:01] ---**
I'm being accused of more?!
**[04:03] ---**
How disgraceful,
you other-people's-pillow stealer!
**[04:05] ---**
That was you!
**[04:06] ---**
There's nowhere to run,
you devil-bee-honey-pudding eater!
**[04:10] ---**
I'm telling you...!
**[04:11] ---**
Wait...
**[04:13] ---**
Devil bee honey pudding?
**[04:15] ---**
But Beel only mentioned
it was pudding...
**[04:17] ---**
Yeah, but the one I put in the fridge
was indeed devil bee honey pudding.
**[04:24] ---**
Hmm...
**[04:25] ---**
What's the big deal?
**[04:28] ---**
Stand your ground.
**[04:29] ---**
Satan...?
**[04:31] ---**
That's because...
**[04:32] ---**
Don't let up!
**[04:34] ---**
...because I...
**[04:37] ---**
...am the culprit!
**[04:43] ---**
Incredible.
**[04:44] ---**
What a detective!
**[04:45] ---**
What's going on?!
# E7 - Audio Commentary
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U20NV4/audio-commentary)
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**[00:02] ---**
Beel, we're all going to record
an audio commentary today.
**[00:06] ---**
Audio commentary?
Is that like kompeito?
**[00:10] ---**
Yes, Beel /s.
**[00:11] ---**
No, we, the cast, are going to watch
the anime and talk about making it.
**[00:15] ---**
The cast?
**[00:16] ---**
So is it good?
**[00:17] ---**
Just go with it!
**[00:19] ---**
We're starting!
**[00:21] ---**
*Obey Me!* The Anime Audio Commentary!
**[00:27] ---**
Satoshi: Welcome to
our first audio commentary.
**[00:29] ---**
I am the voice of
Leviathan, Satoshi Kada.
**[00:31] ---**
Kyohei: I am the voice of
Beelzebub, Kyohei Yaguchi.
**[00:34] ---**
Onishi: And I'm the voice of
Belphegor, Satoshi Onishi.
**[00:37] ---**
Satoshi: Today, we'll be
taking a shot at commentary.
**[00:40] ---**
Onishi: Wait, but where are
the other four?
**[00:43] ---**
They will do the last three episodes.
**[00:45] ---**
Kyohei: So we've split into teams?
**[00:47] ---**
Satoshi: Exactly!
**[00:49] ---**
Without further ado,
let's watch the first three episodes!
**[00:59] ---**
Onishi: Time to up Our Average.
**[01:00] ---**
Satoshi: Yup, it's started.
**[01:01] ---**
Onishi: Uh-huh.
**[01:02] ---**
Satoshi: When I saw the
final episode, I was so impressed.
**[01:08] ---**
Onishi: Yeah.
**[01:10] ---**
Satoshi: It's quite different from
what we watch while recording.
**[01:12] ---**
Onishi: It is.
**[01:13] ---**
Satoshi: It was the same
in the anime special,
**[01:16] ---**
but there's something about hearing your
voice play in time with the animation.
**[01:22] ---**
Onishi: Yup.
**[01:23] ---**
Satoshi: Seriously.
**[01:24] ---**
Kyohei-*san*, Mammon got 24 points, right?
**[01:29] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah?
**[01:30] ---**
Satoshi: What did Beelzebub get?
**[01:32] ---**
Kyohei: I was actually wondering
out of the seven brothers
**[01:35] ---**
which place he comes too.
**[01:38] ---**
I feel like he's probably
near the bottom though.
**[01:44] ---**
Satoshi: They said Mammon pulled
them down, so there must be a big gap.
**[01:48] ---**
Kyohei: Since he was sulking
about Mammon's low score,
**[01:53] ---**
I think he's probably around the middle.
**[02:01] ---**
Because if he was closest to Mammon,
he wouldn't be so frustrated.
**[02:04] ---**
Satoshi: You really analyzed it.
**[02:06] ---**
And Onishi, you haven't said anything.
**[02:07] ---**
Onishi: I was watching the anime.
**[02:10] ---**
Satoshi: This app is so funny.
**[02:12] ---**
Onishi: It's super cute.
**[02:14] ---**
Satoshi: Seeing the characters in anime
form makes me love them even more.
**[02:21] ---**
Kyohei: I still don't know what's up
with this name box thing.
**[02:24] ---**
Satoshi: They are what they are,
test sheet name boxes.
**[02:28] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah, I know, but there's
something about them I can't get past.
**[02:33] ---**
Satoshi: What're you talking about? You
mean you can't get past turning into one?
**[02:36] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah, are they some kind of
living creature or something?
**[02:40] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, I guess.
**[02:42] ---**
Kyohei: I've wanted to know
about them this whole time.
**[02:45] ---**
Satoshi: Don't overthink it!
You don't need to over think it.
**[02:48] ---**
Kyohei: I did though.
**[02:49] ---**
Satoshi: Ah, it's this game!
Is this a real game?
**[02:53] ---**
Kyohei: I think there was
something similar.
**[02:56] ---**
Onishi: There is.
**[02:57] ---**
Satoshi: Have you played it?
**[02:59] ---**
Kyohei: It wasn't emojis,
**[03:05] ---**
but there was one where you had to
**[03:09] ---**
match your face with things
that would fall.
**[03:13] ---**
Satoshi: I feel like Onishi
would be good at this.
**[03:15] ---**
Onishi: I am.
**[03:16] ---**
Satoshi: I knew it!
**[03:18] ---**
Onishi: I'm doing it now.
**[03:19] ---**
Satoshi: You are?!
**[03:20] ---**
This is an audio commentary,
so they can't see your face.
**[03:23] ---**
Kyohei: I can't even see his face.
**[03:25] ---**
Satoshi: And if we try to look, we have to
move away from the mics as well.
**[03:31] ---**
Kyohei: Of course Beel's
expression doesn't change.
**[03:34] ---**
Satoshi: After this, a certain someone
makes an appearance, right?
**[03:38] ---**
They haven't yet so I'll say then, but...
**[03:41] ---**
Kyohei: Jumped the shark a bit.
**[03:42] ---**
Satoshi: It's 'cause I've
watched it so many times.
**[03:45] ---**
Kyohei: I get that.
**[03:46] ---**
Satoshi: Levi with
the slide in appearance.
**[03:49] ---**
I wished the emojis fell as fast as they
did with Asmo since there were two of us.
**[03:56] ---**
This phone is so advanced.
**[03:59] ---**
I don't even know
which face it's picking up.
**[04:01] ---**
Kyohei: Me neither.
**[04:02] ---**
Satoshi: Beel poking his tongue out
just now was so cute.
**[04:06] ---**
--The one where he
sticks it out for a second?
--Yeah.
**[04:09] ---**
Kyohei: A random
unrelated emoji just fell.
**[04:11] ---**
Satoshi: An unrelated emoji. Haha
**[04:12] ---**
Kyohei: I can't say it.
**[04:14] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, everyone will
have to look for themselves.
**[04:18] ---**
Onishi: 8,000 points.
**[04:19] ---**
Satoshi: I love Lucifer's next line.
**[04:24] ---**
This!
**[04:27] ---**
His pupils are gone.
**[04:28] ---**
Kyohei: I'm confiscating this!
**[04:28] ---**
--What did you say in this part?
--Get out, get out.
**[04:32] ---**
Kyohei: Honestly, I don't
think my lines were used.
**[04:35] ---**
Satoshi: I wasn't asking if you were used,
I'm asking what you said. Haha
**[04:40] ---**
Onishi: I said "get out."
**[04:41] ---**
Satoshi: You did? Haha
**[04:42] ---**
I said "you're the
sworn enemy of otaku!"
**[04:45] ---**
Kyohei: I said "something
something looks yucky."
**[04:46] ---**
Satoshi: What?!
**[04:47] ---**
Onishi: Looks yucky. Haha
**[04:49] ---**
Satoshi: What were you
even saying that about?
**[04:52] ---**
Kyohei: Lucifer, of course.
**[04:53] ---**
Satoshi: What does that
even mean, calling Lucifer that?
**[04:56] ---**
Kyohei: I think I was too mean.
**[04:59] ---**
Satoshi: In this part,
it feels like Lucifer's singing to me.
**[05:02] ---**
He's having a blast.
**[05:04] ---**
Kyohei: He made his own song.
**[05:06] ---**
Satoshi: Then it ends on this face.
**[05:09] ---**
I love this part.
**[05:11] ---**
Oh! It's started!
**[05:13] ---**
Kyohei: Ah!
**[05:14] ---**
Onishi: Now they're all cool.
**[05:15] ---**
Kyohei: The anime blew me away,
but there's something about this ending.
**[05:19] ---**
Satoshi: It's cool, super duper cool.
**[05:22] ---**
--The animation and the song...
--Cute, cute, cute, she's super cute.
**[05:25] ---**
Kyohei: Rapid fire cute.
**[05:28] ---**
Satoshi: We sung this
all together, right?
**[05:31] ---**
I'm hardly in the part used here.
**[05:33] ---**
I only sing the "da da da,
me ga, ki ga, te ga," part.
**[05:38] ---**
Kyohei: What? Isn't that enough?
**[05:40] ---**
Satoshi: What?!
**[05:41] ---**
Onishi: You sung a lot, good job.
**[05:43] ---**
Satoshi: Don't condescend me
because you sang the most!
**[05:46] ---**
--Thank yoooou.
--We heard your voice the most.
**[05:47] ---**
Onishi: Thank you~
**[05:49] ---**
Kyohei: And if you hear a deep voice,
just assume it's mine.
**[05:54] ---**
Satoshi: It won't always be you though.
**[05:55] ---**
Kyohei: It's a little hard to tell, but...
**[05:58] ---**
Onishi: Don't Look!
**[05:58] ---**
Satoshi: Episode 2!
**[06:00] ---**
--Here we go! Ru-ru.
--Ru-ru!
**[06:02] ---**
--He's so cute.
--He is.
**[06:04] ---**
Satoshi: He's so cute.
**[06:06] ---**
Onishi: It looks great on him.
**[06:08] ---**
Satoshi: Ruri-*chan* is seriously too cute.
**[06:10] ---**
Onishi: She is.
**[06:11] ---**
Satoshi: I hope they make
a Ruri-*chan* spin-off anime.
**[06:13] ---**
Onishi: Oh right, they show her here.
**[06:16] ---**
Satoshi: Yes!
**[06:17] ---**
Kyohei: Her lines are that ridiculous?
**[06:20] ---**
Satoshi: What're you mean
they're ridiculous?!
**[06:21] ---**
Kyohei: "Evil demons be on alert
as I'll plant your rears in the dirt!"?
**[06:24] ---**
Satoshi: Okay, it's a bit odd.
**[06:25] ---**
Look at his face!
**[06:27] ---**
Kyohei: The fans loved this part too.
**[06:31] ---**
Satoshi: They did?!
**[06:32] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah, because
Beel's face is always so stiff.
**[06:35] ---**
Satoshi: I'm so curious about
the posters in Levi's room.
**[06:40] ---**
--Ah, me too!
--All his stuff catches my eye.
**[06:43] ---**
Kyohei: The posters with
anime girls and stuff, right?
**[06:47] ---**
Satoshi: His stuff and the fact
his floor is so clean caught my eye.
**[06:52] ---**
Kyohei: I wanna pause and look.
**[06:53] ---**
Kyohei: I did.
**[06:55] ---**
Kyohei: You did, huh?
**[06:56] ---**
Satoshi: I did, I did.
**[06:57] ---**
Onishi: This is his room, huh?
**[06:58] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**[07:00] ---**
It's so tidy.
**[07:02] ---**
Kyohei: The number of
manga and magazines is insane.
**[07:05] ---**
Satoshi: But they're all neatly placed.
**[07:07] ---**
Kyohei: He's surprisingly well-organized.
**[07:08] ---**
Satoshi: Exactly! I loved
seeing that here.
**[07:11] ---**
Kyohei: His room might be a mess,
**[07:14] ---**
but he's very particular about
the things he loves, right?
**[07:17] ---**
Satoshi: Well, yeah, but his
room isn't a mess though!
**[07:21] ---**
Onishi, I love
Belphie's appearance.
**[07:24] ---**
--He just goes, "Evening."
--Evening.
**[07:26] ---**
Satoshi: There's MC!
**[07:27] ---**
Onishi: Ah, they lost some weight.
**[07:28] ---**
Kyohei: They're playing 2 player here.
**[07:30] ---**
Satoshi: So cute.
**[07:33] ---**
I said this on Otaku FM as well,
**[07:37] ---**
but Belphie's making an effort
to become closer, right?
**[07:40] ---**
Onishi: Yup.
**[07:41] ---**
Satoshi: I thought that was lovely.
**[07:43] ---**
Onishi, you like games, right?
**[07:45] ---**
Onishi: I do.
**[07:45] ---**
Satoshi: Do you play RPGs?
**[07:47] ---**
Onishi: RPGs... I only play the one
where you catch all 'em monsters.
**[07:53] ---**
Kyohei: Ahh, that one.
**[07:54] ---**
Satoshi: We can't say the name
but you catch monsters.
**[07:57] ---**
What about these kinds of JRPGs
**[08:02] ---**
where you take on demon kings and stuff?
**[08:04] ---**
Onishi: No, I don't
really play those ones.
**[08:07] ---**
Satoshi: So you don't know the feeling
of having a 72-hour save file saved over?
**[08:11] ---**
Onishi: I don't, no. Haha
**[08:13] ---**
Satoshi: It's serious hell,
I have to tell you.
**[08:16] ---**
Onishi: Sounds terrible.
**[08:18] ---**
Satoshi: I want to play this game.
**[08:22] ---**
Onishi: I voiced the old man here.
**[08:24] ---**
Satoshi: What?
**[08:24] ---**
Kyohei: Really? He says something?
**[08:27] ---**
Onishi: ...No.
**[08:28] ---**
Kyohei: He doesn't? Haha
**[08:29] ---**
Satoshi: That's right, you voiced him.
**[08:32] ---**
Kyohei: I like watching
people play RPGs.
**[08:35] ---**
Onishi: It's fun, isn't it?
**[08:37] ---**
Kyohei: I would watch my brother
four years older than me play
**[08:44] ---**
and remember getting excited with him.
**[08:48] ---**
Satoshi: So you were
like Belphie then?
**[08:50] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah, exactly.
**[08:52] ---**
Since we were four years apart,
he was way better,
**[08:58] ---**
so instead of playing together and
pulling him down, I'd cheer him on.
**[09:01] ---**
Satoshi: Nice, so you know how it feels?
**[09:03] ---**
Onishi, you like watching too?
**[09:06] ---**
Onishi: Yeah, but playing
is still the most fun.
**[09:09] ---**
Satoshi: Well, yeah, that's a given.
**[09:12] ---**
Onishi: I'd always want to
level up my own characters.
**[09:14] ---**
Satoshi: Being able to save
during a battle is so overpowered.
**[09:19] ---**
Kyohei: Because you can
keep replaying it?
**[09:22] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, but you can also reload
**[09:26] ---**
when the boss does something unexpected.
**[09:29] ---**
Kyohei: True.
**[09:30] ---**
Onishi: Reload until his attack misses.
**[09:32] ---**
Satoshi: Exactly! Haha.
You can keep reloading.
**[09:37] ---**
This is it!
**[09:38] ---**
Kyohei: Here it is,
Levi saying the catchphrase.
**[09:41] ---**
Satoshi: Look at those legs. Thank you!
**[09:43] ---**
--So strong.
--So burly.
**[09:44] ---**
Satoshi: Thank you.
**[09:45] ---**
Did you guys know there are
jellyfish hanging from Levi's ceiling?
**[09:51] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah,
the little sculptures, right?
**[09:55] ---**
Satoshi: They're so
relaxing to look at. I want one.
**[09:58] ---**
Kyohei: I want that arcade cabinet.
**[10:01] ---**
Satoshi: You want that? Onishi,
is there anything you want?
**[10:05] ---**
Onishi: The bathtub.
**[10:06] ---**
Satoshi: The bathtub?! Haha. I want
to see what it's like to sleep in it.
**[10:11] ---**
Onishi: It looks comfy.
**[10:12] ---**
Satoshi: True.
**[10:14] ---**
Kyohei: If we could recreate one of the
brothers' rooms, I'd choose Levi's room.
**[10:20] ---**
Satoshi: Really?
**[10:21] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah. It's pretty
like an aquarium.
**[10:23] ---**
Satoshi: I'd choose Lucifer's.
**[10:24] ---**
Kyohei: Ohhh.
**[10:25] ---**
Satoshi: It's big and minimal.
**[10:27] ---**
Kyohei: Big and minimal. Haha
**[10:28] ---**
Satoshi: It's calming.
**[10:30] ---**
Kyohei: You're thinking
like you'd live in it.
**[10:32] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, of course.
If it's my room, it's where I'd live.
**[10:35] ---**
Onishi, what about you?
**[10:37] ---**
Onishi: I quite like the twins' room.
**[10:40] ---**
Kyohei: Ah, true. It is nice.
**[10:41] ---**
Satoshi: The twins' room, huh?
But you wouldn't be able to chill out
**[10:44] ---**
because you'd have to decide
which bed to sleep in.
**[10:46] ---**
Onishi: I'd use both.
**[10:47] ---**
Satoshi: Would you now? Haha
**[10:49] ---**
You really love sleeping.
**[10:50] ---**
This one'd be for naps and
this one'd be for actual sleep.
**[10:53] ---**
Episode two already finished.
**[10:55] ---**
Onishi: Carrots, Please!
**[10:55] ---**
Kyohei: Episode three already?
**[10:56] ---**
Satoshi: Yup, and don't mention
how Beel didn't get a carrot.
**[11:00] ---**
Kyohei: Hey! But you've brought it up now!
**[11:02] ---**
Satoshi: You talked about it on
Otaku FM! You're constantly saying it.
**[11:05] ---**
So this...
**[11:06] ---**
2, 3, 4, 5... There's only six.
**[11:08] ---**
Kyohei: There were only six to begin with!
**[11:11] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, and Mammon gets two.
**[11:16] ---**
Don't you guys think this episode
feels like a stereotypical otome game?
**[11:21] ---**
Onishi: Yeah, it's *the* otome game.
**[11:23] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, it's in first person
and they talk to the camera.
**[11:27] ---**
Kyohei: I feel like conversation
options are going to pop up.
**[11:31] ---**
--Rabbit-*chan*.
--It's rabbit-*chan*.
**[11:33] ---**
Kyohei: He's so dressed up.
**[11:35] ---**
Satoshi: Dressed up. Haha
**[11:38] ---**
Kyohei: Except for his bow tie.
**[11:40] ---**
Satoshi: Are you giving him
a fashion check?
**[11:41] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah. Haha
**[11:42] ---**
Satoshi: I kind of want to try this.
**[11:45] ---**
Kyohei: That's right,
you love curry, don't you?
**[11:47] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, I'd like to try it.
**[11:49] ---**
Kyohei: I wonder if it's cold.
**[11:51] ---**
Satoshi: Who knows.
I don't want it if it's cold though.
**[11:55] ---**
So cute.
**[11:56] ---**
Onishi: Cute.
**[11:57] ---**
Satoshi: Cute...
**[11:58] ---**
You know, after episode one and two,
**[12:02] ---**
this episode was a real shock.
**[12:05] ---**
Onishi: It's very different.
**[12:06] ---**
Satoshi: I was like, this is
what the costumes look like?
**[12:09] ---**
Kyohei: They look different in motion.
**[12:11] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah.
**[12:12] ---**
Kyohei: I love this Asmo-*chan*.
**[12:13] ---**
--Yeah, this is really cute.
--He's so cute.
**[12:15] ---**
Satoshi: Here we are!
**[12:18] ---**
Kyohei: The weird organism.
**[12:19] ---**
Satoshi: Hey, there are three of us!
**[12:21] ---**
Don't call us an organism.
**[12:23] ---**
Kyohei: You've combined into one.
**[12:25] ---**
Onishi: They're already tangled up.
**[12:27] ---**
Satoshi: We managed to do this
in basically one take, right Onishi?
**[12:31] ---**
Onishi: Yeah, it was really quick.
**[12:33] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah, our first take was perfect.
**[12:35] ---**
--It was so fun.
--It was.
**[12:38] ---**
Satoshi: There's one thing Belphie
does during this game that I love.
**[12:45] ---**
Kyohei: One thing?
**[12:46] ---**
Satoshi: Yup, one thing.
**[12:47] ---**
Kyohei: A certain thing.
**[12:48] ---**
Satoshi: Being stepped on
by those heels would hurt.
**[12:50] ---**
Kyohei: Yeah, if you
think about it. Haha
**[12:52] ---**
Satoshi: There's one
part I seriously love.
**[12:56] ---**
Onishi: "Green?"
**[12:57] ---**
Satoshi: Can we look at
what they're doing in this next part?
**[13:01] ---**
I want to dissect their positions
in this next part.
**[13:03] ---**
Kyohei: You should recreate it.
**[13:05] ---**
Satoshi: This part!
**[13:06] ---**
Look at the tendons in Belphie's arm when
he's holding himself up with one finger.
**[13:12] ---**
This!
**[13:12] ---**
--That's... girthy.
--Look at his veins!
**[13:14] ---**
Kyohei: His fingers
about to break.
**[13:16] ---**
Satoshi: I love how uncharacteristically
tough Belphie is here.
**[13:19] ---**
Kyohei: This face is also
pretty unlike him, isn't it?
**[13:24] ---**
Satoshi: I really want to dissect this.
It's incredible how contorted they are.
**[13:29] ---**
Things are getting crazy.
**[13:30] ---**
Onishi: Satan looks so cool here.
**[13:32] ---**
Satoshi: Then Lucifer appears
to balance out the craziness.
**[13:37] ---**
--That gap.
-- "My apologies."
**[13:40] ---**
Satoshi: He's so kind. And he
kind of sets the story back on track.
**[13:44] ---**
Onishi: He does.
**[13:45] ---**
Satoshi: Yeah.
**[13:46] ---**
He reminds you that
this is an otome game.
**[13:51] ---**
It's so good.
**[13:54] ---**
Here he is.
**[13:56] ---**
--Mammon being a tsundere as usual.
--I'm so curious about
the ribbon on Mammon's back.
**[13:59] ---**
--It's so big.
--The costumes are so cute.
**[14:02] ---**
Kyohei: I wish he'd turn around.
**[14:06] ---**
Satoshi: You want him to turn around?
**[14:07] ---**
Kyohei: This ribbon!
**[14:08] ---**
Satoshi: You're really watching this
like an otome fan.
**[14:10] ---**
And everything you've said
has been about their clothes.
**[14:14] ---**
Kyohei: If there was a figure, I'd turn
it around and see what's going on.
**[14:17] ---**
Satoshi: Okay, tell the
people in charge of merch.
**[14:20] ---**
Kyohei: Here it is,
the weird organism.
**[14:22] ---**
Satoshi: Here it is!
**[14:23] ---**
Honestly, I thought they
should give up at this point too.
**[14:26] ---**
Untangle yourselves and run!
**[14:27] ---**
Why don't they get untangled?
**[14:29] ---**
Kyohei: The fact they can
move like that is incredible.
**[14:32] ---**
--It is.
--Oh, we saw Mammon's back!
**[14:34] ---**
Satoshi: You're right. Just for a sec.
**[14:36] ---**
When I read this part in the script,
**[14:41] ---**
I had no idea what it meant.
**[14:43] ---**
--Me too.
--I thought, you've gotta be joking?!
**[14:45] ---**
Satoshi: "You've gotta be
joking?!" is a bit far. Haha
**[14:47] ---**
Onishi: I honestly
wasn't sure if they'd do it.
**[14:49] ---**
Satoshi: Carrot!
**[14:51] ---**
Onishi: Recording that was fun.
**[14:53] ---**
Satoshi: It was super fun, wasn't it?
**[14:55] ---**
I agree with Mammon here.
**[14:58] ---**
Onishi: Yeah.
**[15:01] ---**
Kyohei: So yeah,
about those carrots.
**[15:03] ---**
Satoshi: What?
**[15:04] ---**
What? I'll ask,
what about those carrots?
**[15:06] ---**
Onishi: What about them?
**[15:07] ---**
Kyohei: Beel... didn't get one...
**[15:09] ---**
Satoshi: Is that so?
**[15:11] ---**
Onishi: Too bad!
**[15:12] ---**
--Too bad!
--Stir him up. Haha
**[15:15] ---**
Kyohei: Don't stir me up,
cheer me on!
**[15:18] ---**
Satoshi: Since you talked about
a forbidden topic,
**[15:21] ---**
can you not speak
for the rest of the episode?
**[15:24] ---**
Kyohei: Hey!
**[15:25] ---**
I have to do my job too, you know?
**[15:27] ---**
Satoshi: You're not,
it's just a punishment.
**[15:28] ---**
Kyohei: A punishment?
When did we decide on this?
**[15:32] ---**
--I love this.
--This is so cute.
--Ta ra ring!
**[15:35] ---**
Satoshi: And before we
know it, we're at the end.
**[15:39] ---**
Kyohei: That was fast!
**[15:40] ---**
Satoshi: I love the chat in the corner.
**[15:43] ---**
Onishi: Me too.
**[15:44] ---**
Satoshi: I love what
Lucifer says to end things.
**[15:48] ---**
Everyone's spamming the chat
and he cuts them off with
**[15:51] ---**
"Everyone done?" or
"Everyone ready?" or something.
**[15:56] ---**
I thought it was cool.
**[15:58] ---**
Kyohei: I love how it's
like the in-game chat.
**[16:02] ---**
Satoshi: They're a bit different,
**[16:04] ---**
but Beel's dumbbells are
also like those in the game.
**[16:07] ---**
-- "Lucifer: We're starting."
--That's so cool.
**[16:10] ---**
Satoshi: We've had these
very different episodes so far,
**[16:14] ---**
so I wonder how
the rest of the season will be.
**[16:17] ---**
Onishi: I'm curious too.
**[16:19] ---**
Satoshi: I never know
what'll happen next.
**[16:21] ---**
Kyohei: They've been quite liberal
with making stuff up, haven't they?
**[16:24] ---**
Satoshi: The bunny boy idea
was mentioned on TBH,
**[16:29] ---**
so I'm interested to see
what other ideas might come up.
**[16:35] ---**
Kyohei: It'll be fun to see if any of
the other requested stories appear.
**[16:40] ---**
Satoshi: Oni-*chan*,
what would you like to see?
**[16:41] ---**
Onishi: I want an episode
where Belphie's the star.
**[16:44] ---**
Satoshi: An episode where Belphie's
the star? Haha. Interesting idea.
**[16:48] ---**
Kyohei: Would it be 15
minutes of him sleeping?
**[16:50] ---**
Satoshi: That might
actually work as ASMR.
**[16:52] ---**
Kyohei: Sleeping sounds
or something, right? Haha
**[16:55] ---**
Satoshi: Kyohei-*san*, how about you?
**[16:56] ---**
Kyohei: I want an episode where
Beel, no, the twins are the stars.
**[17:03] ---**
Onishi: No, just Belphie!
**[17:04] ---**
Kyohei: Hey!
**[17:05] ---**
Onishi: Just Belphie!
**[17:06] ---**
Satoshi: Wait, do the twins
hate each other?
**[17:10] ---**
Anyway, it'll be interesting to see
what episodes they have in store.
**[17:16] ---**
And with that, our part of the audio
commentary has come to an end.
**[17:20] ---**
Thank you!
**[17:22] ---**
Satoshi: Stay tuned for episodes
four, five, and six coming up next!
**[17:28] ---**
Kazuya: Thanks for joining us for
the second half of the commentary.
**[17:32] ---**
I am the voice of
Lucifer, Kazuya Yamashita.
**[17:34] ---**
Hirotaka: I’m the voice of
Mammon, Hirotaka Kobayashi.
**[17:36] ---**
Shinya: Voice of
Satan, Shinya Sumi.
**[17:38] ---**
Ayme: And I’m the voice of
Asmodeus, Miura Ayme.
**[17:40] ---**
Kazuya: Us four will be
doing commentary for part two.
**[17:44] ---**
Without further ado,
here are episodes four, five, and six.
**[17:54] ---**
Here we are in part two.
**[17:57] ---**
Hirotaka: Yay!
**[17:58] ---**
Kazuya: In part one, Kadayan was
the host or whatever you'd call it,
**[18:08] ---**
but I wonder how he did.
**[18:10] ---**
Shinya: I don't think you
need to think about that.
**[18:12] ---**
Hirotaka: How about instead
we just watch the anime?
**[18:14] ---**
--Should we?
--Yes! Look, there's Lucifer!
**[18:17] ---**
Kazuya: This really caught my eye,
but did you guys read the episode title?
**[18:22] ---**
Ayme: Lucifer the Beach Babe?
**[18:24] ---**
Kazuya: Yup! Who in the world
could be calling him that?
**[18:27] ---**
--Exactly! Who?
--Uh-huh.
**[18:29] ---**
Kazuya: I was wondering, but then I saw
Mammon was the focus in this episode.
**[18:35] ---**
Hirotaka: Thank you. Haha
**[18:38] ---**
Kazuya: When I read the title,
**[18:41] ---**
I also thought they were
aiming for an older demographic.
**[18:46] ---**
Shinya: What do you mean?
**[18:47] ---**
Kazuya: Well, don't you
think it's a little "adult."
**[18:53] ---**
Hirotaka: You think?
**[18:54] ---**
I actually thought it was
more comedic than anything.
**[19:01] ---**
Ayme: The title gave you
that impression, right?
**[19:04] ---**
Kazuya: Yes, yes, exactly.
**[19:07] ---**
Ayme: Everyone's so flippin' buff.
**[19:09] ---**
Kazuya: They work out, that's for sure.
**[19:10] ---**
Ayme: Asmo-*chan*'s this ripped?
**[19:13] ---**
Kazuya: True, Asmo's quite feminine
so I expected him to be slimmer.
**[19:19] ---**
Ayme: Everyone's chests
and abs are crazy.
**[19:22] ---**
Kazuya: They're so buff.
**[19:24] ---**
Shinya: They look like they
work out two hours a day.
**[19:27] ---**
Kazuya: Two hours is a bit excessive.
**[19:28] ---**
Ayme: Just a tad.
**[19:31] ---**
Hirotaka: They're demons so
maybe they're just built different.
**[19:36] ---**
Ayme: Beel's so pale.
**[19:39] ---**
Hirotaka: He mustn’t get out much.
**[19:42] ---**
Kazuya: Also, anyone notice how
Satan's itching for a fight this episode?
**[19:46] ---**
He just said, "[water] fight."
**[19:48] ---**
Shinya: Very well perceived.
**[19:50] ---**
Two-thirds of my lines were
troubling to say the least.
**[19:55] ---**
"Fight" and "I'll kill you."
**[19:58] ---**
Hirotaka: Henry! He's so cute!
**[19:59] ---**
Kazuya: Henry must be here to
balance out Satan's unsettling lines.
**[20:04] ---**
Hirotaka: He's so cute.
**[20:06] ---**
Ayme: I was wondering why Levi of
all people wasn't in the beach episode,
**[20:09] ---**
but then he very much does appear.
**[20:10] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, he appears
just after this.
**[20:14] ---**
Shinya: I love this pause.
**[20:16] ---**
Kazuya: The pause coupled
with his expression, it's so great.
**[20:20] ---**
This is it.
**[20:20] ---**
Hirotaka: Where do you think they
bought this octopus suit? Akuzon?
**[20:26] ---**
Kazuya: Do you think they sell it?
**[20:28] ---**
--They put so much work into preparing.
--I'm more curious about
how his arms move.
**[20:32] ---**
Ayme: His arms wouldn't
fit inside the tentacles.
**[20:34] ---**
Kazuya: Telekinesis, maybe?
**[20:37] ---**
Hirotaka: Telekinesis?
Because he's a demon?
**[20:40] ---**
Kazuya: Them being demons
explains everything away.
**[20:42] ---**
Shinya: Is this the first instance
of telekinesis in *Obey Me!*?
**[20:45] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, but since they're demons,
I wish they'd use more magic.
**[20:50] ---**
Like cast spells and stuff.
**[20:51] ---**
Kazuya: Magic, eh?
**[20:52] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, so maybe
Levi actually is using magic.
**[20:56] ---**
Kazuya: But if they could use magic...
**[20:58] ---**
Ayme: I love Kadayan's line here.
**[21:00] ---**
Kazuya: Here? Haha
**[21:01] ---**
Ayme: He goes, "whaaaa."
**[21:04] ---**
I wish I was there. I had to record alone
while everyone else recorded together.
**[21:09] ---**
Kazuya: Oh, that's right.
**[21:10] ---**
Ayme: Yeah.
**[21:11] ---**
Hirotaka: You were alone?
**[21:14] ---**
Shinya: How'd you feel recording alone?
**[21:15] ---**
Ayme: Lonely. So, so lonely.
**[21:17] ---**
--Really?
--Why only me?
**[21:19] ---**
Ayme: It's already bad enough
that Osaka and Tokyo are so far.
**[21:23] ---**
Shinya: It was your schedule's fault!
**[21:26] ---**
Kazuya: You actually said it. Haha
**[21:27] ---**
Hirotaka: Miura-*san*'s laughing
but on the inside, it's a different story.
**[21:31] ---**
Ayme: But in my heart,
I can't stop asking why.
**[21:35] ---**
Kazuya: Don't worry,
we seven are always one.
**[21:39] ---**
Shinya: Is that spoiler?
**[21:41] ---**
--Is that how you took it?
--It's a spoiler for an upcoming story.
**[21:44] ---**
Kazuya: Oh, is that what you meant?
**[21:46] ---**
--Everyone will have to
keep an eye out for that then.
--Poor Mammon.
**[21:50] ---**
Kazuya: So, it's okay to say
Mammon was the star of this episode?
**[21:55] ---**
Ayme: Yeah, he was the focus, I think.
**[21:56] ---**
Kazuya: Yeah.
**[21:57] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, but everyone was in it.
**[21:58] ---**
Shinya: And in the end,
we did get to see shirtless Lucifer.
**[22:02] ---**
Kazuya: We did!
**[22:03] ---**
Shinya: Why'd it pan down in slow-mo
though? What the hell. What was that?
**[22:07] ---**
Hirotaka: I love reading this chat.
**[22:09] ---**
--This chat, right?
--Yeah, my eye always wanders to it.
**[22:11] ---**
Kazuya: It's funny, cool and
backed by an awesome song.
**[22:14] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah. I love the visuals too.
**[22:18] ---**
Kazuya: The song's extra special
as we sang it together as well.
**[22:21] ---**
Hirotaka: Having everyone
be a part of it was a great idea.
**[22:24] ---**
Kazuya: Having everyone be a part,
is that another spoiler, Koba-*san*?
**[22:26] ---**
Hirotaka: Let's watch and find out.
**[22:28] ---**
Kazuya: Shall we.
**[22:30] ---**
Now then, the next episode is...
**[22:31] ---**
Hirotaka: What's the next one?
**[22:34] ---**
Kazuya: You were a bit
early with the lead-in.
**[22:35] ---**
Hirotaka: What's it about?
What's it about?
**[22:38] ---**
Ah, it's started! Ah!
**[22:39] ---**
Ayme: The absolute best episode.
**[22:40] ---**
Kazuya: It is, isn't it?
**[22:42] ---**
Princess Asmodeus
Is in Another Castle.
**[22:46] ---**
Ayme: I first saw
this episode without color,
**[22:53] ---**
so Beel's blue skin
really threw me for a loop.
**[22:56] ---**
Kazuya: He is looking a little sick.
**[22:58] ---**
Hirotaka: It's 'cause
he's a demon king.
**[23:00] ---**
Kazuya: Yeah, and he calls
himself the final boss too.
**[23:03] ---**
--Whaaa! Haha --So stiff. Haha
**[23:06] ---**
Shinya: That part's so funny.
**[23:08] ---**
This part! He's so manly.
**[23:11] ---**
Kazuya: He turned into a manly man.
**[23:12] ---**
Shinya: I felt this part in my body.
**[23:14] ---**
Miura-*san* recorded next to me
**[23:20] ---**
and he put his entire body
into this performance.
**[23:23] ---**
Kazuya: He did?
**[23:23] ---**
Shinya: It was amazing.
**[23:25] ---**
Ayme: Thank you, thank you.
**[23:26] ---**
Shinya: He was the epitome of an actor,
using both his face and body.
**[23:32] ---**
Hirotaka: Wow.
**[23:33] ---**
Kazuya: Interesting.
**[23:34] ---**
--It was amazing.
--This costume is cute.
**[23:36] ---**
Kazuya: He is a princess after all.
**[23:39] ---**
Hirotaka: He's got a tiara as well.
**[23:40] ---**
Shinya: So this is
a parallel world, right?
**[23:43] ---**
Kazuya: It has to be.
**[23:44] ---**
Ayme: I was so confused at first.
**[23:47] ---**
Hirotaka: Ah, is this like
a "what if?" kind of thing?
**[23:49] ---**
Kazuya: This episode in particular
really throws you in with no explanation.
**[23:56] ---**
Ayme: This isn't even
from any timeline we know.
**[23:59] ---**
--Yeah.
--Asmo's demands
after this are incredible.
**[24:02] ---**
Kazuya: Very true.
**[24:04] ---**
Shinya: Say what?
**[24:04] ---**
Hirotaka: This is my
first time watching this.
**[24:08] ---**
Kazuya: I kind of think his
demands are cute though.
**[24:12] ---**
Hirotaka: They're using magic!
**[24:15] ---**
Kazuya: He's reviving the final boss.
**[24:16] ---**
--Oh! No way!
--Yeah, because it's a JRPG.
**[24:20] ---**
Shinya: I've never seen
someone revive the final boss.
**[24:22] ---**
Kazuya: Normally, you wouldn't
since you killed him, right?
**[24:28] ---**
Of course he accepts the food bribe.
**[24:29] ---**
Ayme: After this,
Beel actually looks motivated.
**[24:33] ---**
Hirotaka: Unlike before.
**[24:35] ---**
Hirotaka: Check out Asmo-*chan*'s acting.
**[24:38] ---**
Shinya: True, Beel's so expressive now.
**[24:39] ---**
Kazuya: Yeah, unlike at the start.
**[24:40] ---**
Hirotaka: His mood's much better.
**[24:42] ---**
--He looks kind of excited.
--I keep quietly watching.
**[24:45] ---**
Kazuya: Yeah, you forget to speak.
**[24:46] ---**
Hirotaka: I love the demon king's chair.
**[24:49] ---**
Kazuya: Here comes director Asmo.
**[24:52] ---**
Shinya: Uh-oh.
**[24:53] ---**
Ayme: It's *the* scene.
**[24:57] ---**
Shinya: I can't, I can't.
It's too embarrassing.
**[25:07] ---**
This is so good!
**[25:11] ---**
Hirotaka: Look at Satan's face.
**[25:14] ---**
Kazuya: Miura-*san*, did you
suggest that name or anything?
**[25:19] ---**
Ayme: No, no, no, no.
Not at all. It was in the script.
**[25:23] ---**
--And you just read it?
--Yeah.
**[25:25] ---**
Ayme: This part!
**[25:28] ---**
Shinya: This is so unfair.
**[25:30] ---**
Hirotaka: He looks great.
**[25:31] ---**
Shinya: In their reactions in a few
seconds, it shows the horse's face.
**[25:34] ---**
Kazuya: Can we listen to this part?
**[25:38] ---**
--He tsked.
--How very Satan of him.
**[25:42] ---**
Ayme: Clicking his tongue, right?
**[25:43] ---**
Kazuya: I absolutely love this part.
**[25:47] ---**
Shinya: What the hell, guys.
**[25:49] ---**
--Look at this!
--He's actually riding him as well.
**[25:52] ---**
Shinya: I forgot
about this part.
**[25:54] ---**
Kazuya: Sumi-*kun*, I wanted to ask,
but there were three of you, right?
**[25:58] ---**
Shinya: Yeah?
**[25:58] ---**
Kazuya: Was the first take okay?
**[26:00] ---**
Shinya: Not at all.
**[26:02] ---**
Kazuya: Really?
**[26:03] ---**
--He had to keep doing retakes.
--I knew it.
**[26:06] ---**
Shinya: This! Why does it show
the horse's reaction?!
**[26:09] ---**
--It wasn't Satan, was it?
--Show Satan's face!
**[26:11] ---**
Ayme: It was just the horse. Haha
**[26:14] ---**
Hirotaka: There's his face.
**[26:15] ---**
Kazuya: Since it's a parallel world,
they can freely change their surroundings.
**[26:19] ---**
Hirotaka: It's kind of cute
how they're being bossed around.
**[26:22] ---**
Shinya: Is this okay?
**[26:23] ---**
Kazuya: I thought the same thing.
**[26:26] ---**
Ayme: His demands are a tad unique.
**[26:28] ---**
Shinya: Unique. Haha
**[26:29] ---**
Ayme: They are.
**[26:30] ---**
Shinya: Very original indeed.
**[26:31] ---**
Ayme: His shirt is backless.
**[26:32] ---**
Hirotaka: Hey guys, bringing
the sun down is a little overboard.
**[26:35] ---**
Kazuya: It's turn into Belphie's world.
**[26:38] ---**
--They completely remade the world.
--What's going on?
**[26:41] ---**
Hirotaka: Everyone's pooped.
**[26:42] ---**
Kazuya: Look at the colors.
**[26:43] ---**
Ayme: Satan just looks
like a guy in brown tights.
**[26:46] ---**
Kazuya: Oh, those are tights? Haha
**[26:50] ---**
Hirotaka: Asmo-*chan*, stop already.
**[26:53] ---**
Asmo-*chan*, no.
**[26:56] ---**
Think of your little brothers.
**[26:58] ---**
Shinya: He's admitting to
wanting to rule the world.
**[26:59] ---**
--He gradually falls into darkness.
--Hey wait, he's turning into the villain.
**[27:04] ---**
Kazuya: That's why they say...
**[27:07] ---**
Hirotaka: Hahaha!
They said he's the new boss.
**[27:10] ---**
I thought the same thing.
**[27:12] ---**
Kazuya: And then it ends.
**[27:14] ---**
Hirotaka: Wait, that's the end?!
**[27:16] ---**
Kazuya: Yup.
**[27:17] ---**
Ayme: Right after Asmo does his
evil laugh, he sings "Everybody dance!"
**[27:22] ---**
The switch is amazing.
**[27:24] ---**
Shinya: Everybody get up!
**[27:25] ---**
Kazuya: Yeah!
**[27:26] ---**
Hirotaka: You think it's connected?
**[27:28] ---**
Kazuya: By the way, we alluded to it,
but Mammon and Lucifer were missing.
**[27:33] ---**
Hirotaka: But Yama-*san*,
we've still got one episode left, right?
**[27:38] ---**
Kazuya: Shall we take that
as a spoiler as well?
**[27:40] ---**
Shinya: Hey, just don't
worry about it, guys.
**[27:43] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, let's not worry.
**[27:44] ---**
Ayme: Yeah, Asmo's completely
missing from some episodes too.
**[27:48] ---**
Shinya: Well, there are
episodes without Satan too!
**[27:50] ---**
Hirotaka: Let's move on.
The next one's starting.
**[27:52] ---**
Shinya: I wonder
what it will be about?!
**[27:55] ---**
--I can't wait to find out.
--I am so very curious.
**[27:58] ---**
Hirotaka: It's started!
And it's this episode!
**[28:00] ---**
--Detective Satan!
--We've been waiting!
**[28:02] ---**
--It doesn't say kuro, does it?
--Nope, it's spelled correctly.
**[28:06] ---**
Hirotaka: Can we just watch this one?
**[28:08] ---**
Shinya: So messy.
**[28:12] ---**
Hirotaka: Satan looks so happy.
**[28:16] ---**
He's so happy! Haha
**[28:17] ---**
Kazuya: His second time asking.
**[28:19] ---**
Shinya: He just wants
a murder to happen.
**[28:22] ---**
--And there's number three.
--Oh, he wants them to play with him?
**[28:25] ---**
Hirotaka: He's so cute.
**[28:26] ---**
Shinya: He's so smug. What a cutie.
**[28:29] ---**
Ayme: Is this the House of Lamentation?
**[28:31] ---**
Kazuya: Yeah, I think so.
**[28:32] ---**
Ayme: I quite like the art on the walls.
**[28:35] ---**
Kazuya: I looked at them too.
One looks like an octopus.
**[28:37] ---**
Ayme: Yeah, a tentacle's
sucking on someone's face.
**[28:39] ---**
Hirotaka: That one has horns.
**[28:41] ---**
--Yeah.
--I like that one.
**[28:42] ---**
Kazuya: Would you hang it up though?
**[28:43] ---**
--Yeah. I'd hang it in my room.
--Really?!
**[28:46] ---**
Shinya: We're in a different
world again this episode.
**[28:48] ---**
Kazuya: You're very right.
**[28:51] ---**
Try to tie everything back to
a murder is also telling of this,
**[28:55] ---**
but Satan is quite bloodthirsty, isn't he?
**[28:59] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah but also, what's going on?
**[29:02] ---**
Shinya: Satan's just easily influenced.
**[29:05] ---**
Ayme: That's cute.
**[29:06] ---**
Kazuya: They did say he was
reading these kinds of novels.
**[29:08] ---**
Hirotaka: He's just a pure soul, huh?
**[29:10] ---**
Kazuya: Pure? Haha
**[29:12] ---**
Ayme: Yeah, I reckon he's pure.
**[29:13] ---**
Shinya: I'd want to fight
if I had a water gun too.
**[29:16] ---**
Kazuya: Oh, well, yes. I guess
somewhere deep inside I would too.
**[29:20] ---**
--He just has a childish side.
--Uh-huh.
**[29:22] ---**
Shinya: He's like a proper detective.
It's kind of amazing.
**[29:25] ---**
Kazuya: Yup.
**[29:27] ---**
Ayme: I love this.
**[29:28] ---**
Kazuya: Satan will act like
he's not listening
**[29:30] ---**
but will be actually thinking
hard about something.
**[29:32] ---**
Shinya: Uh-huh, you know it.
**[29:34] ---**
He's so smart... I'm jealous.
**[29:37] ---**
Kazuya: Then Levi gives in.
**[29:39] ---**
Shinya: He looks guilty as charged.
**[29:41] ---**
Ayme: His cat's eyes are so cute.
**[29:42] ---**
Kazuya: They are.
**[29:43] ---**
Shinya: Someone catch him!
**[29:45] ---**
Kazuya: They're after you!
**[29:47] ---**
Hirotaka: Poor Levi,
he's got his head in his hands.
**[29:49] ---**
Ayme: I thought this scene was so cool.
**[29:52] ---**
Shinya: Yeah.
**[29:53] ---**
Kazuya: Drops a cool line
and closes the case.
**[29:55] ---**
Hirotaka: There's more?
**[29:56] ---**
Kazuya: Of course.
**[29:57] ---**
Hirotaka: What now?
**[29:59] ---**
Kazuya: Beel's...
**[30:00] ---**
Hirotaka: Oh, his pudding's missing.
**[30:03] ---**
--Jumping the shark a little.
--A tad quick there, Koba-*san*.
**[30:05] ---**
Kazuya: Beel's scary
when it comes to food.
**[30:10] ---**
Hirotaka: Ah!
**[30:11] ---**
What's he eating?
**[30:13] ---**
Oh!
**[30:14] ---**
Kazuya: Uh-huh.
**[30:14] ---**
--Wait, that's... Oh!
--Yup!
--So cute.
**[30:17] ---**
Ayme: Satan's face there is precious.
**[30:20] ---**
-- "I'm the culprit."
--I've never seen him pull that face.
**[30:21] ---**
Ayme: I haven't either. Haha
**[30:25] ---**
Shinya: Satan's so expressive
this episode.
**[30:28] ---**
--Yeah, seriously.
--I've never seen him so expressive.
**[30:31] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, he's usually so cool.
**[30:33] ---**
Kazuya: But telling himself
to attack is very Satan.
**[30:35] ---**
Shinya: I love how everyone
lines up like that.
**[30:38] ---**
Kazuya: Oh?
**[30:39] ---**
Shinya: Everyone slides in.
**[30:40] ---**
Kazuya: Ah, it does
add to the suspense.
**[30:43] ---**
Shinya: He's acting like a detective
but he's just blaming others.
**[30:49] ---**
Kazuya: You're so right.
**[30:51] ---**
Ayme: Who would do it this boldly?
**[30:53] ---**
Hirotaka: His brain's
working at max speed.
**[30:55] ---**
Shinya: I can get behind this,
coffee after pudding.
**[30:59] ---**
Kazuya: That's how you like it, huh?
**[31:01] ---**
Shinya: Nothing beats something
bitter after something sweet.
**[31:03] ---**
Hirotaka: Go Satan, go! You can do it!
**[31:05] ---**
Kazuya: You're on his side, huh?
**[31:07] ---**
Hirotaka: Yup, I'm cheering on Satna.
**[31:09] ---**
Kazuya: Look, look!
**[31:10] ---**
Hirotaka: Oh no! He noticed!
**[31:12] ---**
Kazuya: Of course they'd notice,
they're not that dim.
**[31:14] ---**
Hirotaka: Go, go! You've got this.
**[31:16] ---**
Kazuya: I love this.
**[31:19] ---**
Hirotaka: You've got this Satan!
That's it, that's it!
**[31:22] ---**
Kazuya: This deadpan expression
is exactly like Sumi-*kun*.
**[31:28] ---**
Sumi-*kun* also keeps a straight face
while joking around.
**[31:32] ---**
Shinya: You bad mouthing me?
**[31:33] ---**
--I'm not!
--What the hell?
**[31:35] ---**
Shinya: Why're you dissing me?
**[31:36] ---**
Kazuya: No, no, no,
I've seen you do this with Kadayan.
**[31:41] ---**
Shinya: I have no memory
of any such thing.
**[31:43] ---**
Kazuya: Really?
**[31:43] ---**
Hirotaka: "Other-people's-pudding
beauty treatment." Hehe
**[31:47] ---**
Kazuya: That's so hard to read.
**[31:49] ---**
Shinya: Asmo starts fiercely
calling everyone out after this.
**[31:53] ---**
Kazuya: Uh-huh.
**[31:54] ---**
Ayme: He was the one
being called out last episode,
**[31:56] ---**
so this episode was so much easier to do.
**[31:58] ---**
Shinya: This line is so funny.
**[32:01] ---**
Hirotaka: You're being called
a something something eater.
**[32:08] ---**
Shinya: The names are getting worse.
**[32:11] ---**
--Poor Asmo.
--I love this episode.
--This episode was
really funny, wasn't it?
**[32:15] ---**
Shinya: The detecitve's changed.
**[32:17] ---**
Kazuya: True! It's Asmo now!
**[32:20] ---**
Shinya: Is the episode title okay?
**[32:23] ---**
Kazuya: Should it stay Detective Satan?
**[32:25] ---**
Hirotaka: Go Satan!
**[32:27] ---**
You can do it!
**[32:28] ---**
Kazuya: Don't encourage him.
**[32:30] ---**
Hirotaka: That's it! Keep pushing!
**[32:36] ---**
Ayme: Why's his jacket waving?
**[32:38] ---**
Kazuya: Where's the wind?
**[32:39] ---**
Hirotaka: Ohh!
**[32:40] ---**
Kazuya: Wait, wait,
those three have lost it!
**[32:44] ---**
Shinya: I'm with Asmo,
what the hell's going on?
**[32:49] ---**
Hirotaka: No! It's over!
**[32:51] ---**
Kazuya: Asmo, Satan and Mammon
**[32:56] ---**
all save the best lines
for last, don't they?
**[32:59] ---**
Shinya: True, they all
finish with a one-liner.
**[33:03] ---**
Kazuya: Satan did it
and now Asmo did it.
**[33:06] ---**
Shinya: True.
**[33:07] ---**
Ayme: Lucifer was pretty
great in episode one, too.
**[33:09] ---**
Kazuya: Yes, but I think
Satan stole his thunder.
**[33:12] ---**
Shinya: It's the pause that makes it.
**[33:14] ---**
--Yes! It's the pause!
--It was great.
**[33:15] ---**
Kazuya: The pause and
Satan's deadpan look.
**[33:19] ---**
Shinya: He's also so straightfaced.
**[33:20] ---**
Ayme: Everyone's getting
their turn, aren't they?
**[33:23] ---**
Kazuya: Yes, true.
**[33:25] ---**
In these three episodes,
**[33:30] ---**
we had Asmo, Satan and
Mammon be the focal points.
**[33:37] ---**
So it's about time Luci got
an episode, don't you think?
**[33:42] ---**
Shinya: Ah... um...
**[33:45] ---**
Kazuya: No? No?
Okay... what the hell?
**[33:48] ---**
Shinya: Yeah... um...
**[33:49] ---**
Kazuya: Satan's anti-Lucifer, so I get it.
**[33:52] ---**
But I kind of wanted some
enthusiasm from Miura-*san* at least.
**[34:01] ---**
Ayme: Of course, of course.
I'd love a Lucifer episode.
**[34:04] ---**
Shinya: Me too.
I'm totally not lying either.
**[34:05] ---**
Ayme: But you know, Lucifer gets
the limelight enough, doesn't he?
**[34:12] ---**
Kazuya: Well, what can I say?
**[34:13] ---**
Shinya: Another member
to team anti-Lucifer!
**[34:16] ---**
Kazuya: Did I make that happen?
**[34:17] ---**
--I think I'll keep quiet.
--There are still more brothers.
**[34:21] ---**
Shinya: Hey but, we still don't
know what will happen next.
**[34:24] ---**
Kazuya: After this, right?
**[34:25] ---**
Shinya: So let's wait and see.
**[34:28] ---**
Kazuya: True, our ideas from TBH
might be used somewhere too.
**[34:40] ---**
Hirotaka: So there's
going to be a rap battle?
**[34:42] ---**
Ayme: Yes!
**[34:43] ---**
Shinya: Oh no, that means
Kyohei Yaguchi's idea'll be used.
**[34:46] ---**
Kazuya: Kyohei Yaguchi?!
**[34:48] ---**
Hirotaka: What did he say?
**[34:49] ---**
Kazuya: The rap one?
**[34:50] ---**
Shinya: Nah, Kyohei Yaguchi's one
was about three-year-olds or something.
**[34:53] ---**
Kazuya: Oh, the five-year-olds one!
**[34:55] ---**
Hirotaka: Oh, the one
where we turn into kids.
**[34:57] ---**
--Ah, in that case...
--Yeah, no thanks.
**[35:00] ---**
Kazuya: Right, Satan already
went through that.
**[35:02] ---**
Shinya: Yeah, so I'm good.
**[35:04] ---**
Kazuya: We don't know what'll happen next,
**[35:07] ---**
but we hope everyone is
looking forward to finding out.
**[35:09] ---**
Yup!
**[35:10] ---**
Kazuya: Thanks for listening
to our audio commentary!
**[35:13] ---**
Stay tuned for episode eight,
**[35:15] ---**
where Mammon gets
in all kinds of trouble?
**[35:20] ---**
Hirotaka: Hey, what?!
**[35:21] ---**
Shinya: Isn’t that always though?
**[35:24] ---**
Hirotaka: Yeah, you're right.
**[35:25] ---**
Kazuya: As always, we hope you’re
excited for the upcoming episodes!
**[35:30] ---**
Thanks for listening!
**[35:32] ---**
Thank you!
# E8 - A Dog by Any Other Name
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZKDQ7/a-dog-by-any-other-name)
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"A Dog by Any Other Name"
**[00:10] ---**
You can't be serious!
**[00:12] ---**
I swapped with that dog!
**[00:15] ---**
That dog jumped on me while I was holdin'
that forbidden book of body swapping.
**[00:21] ---**
Where did it even come from?
**[00:25] ---**
I was so close to switching with Belphie
**[00:28] ---**
while he's out cold
and makin' a new credit card.
**[00:32] ---**
Dammit.
**[00:34] ---**
So what, I've gotta wait until
the stupid spell wears off or somethin'?
**[00:37] ---**
If I don't turn back before
Lucifer finds out, I'll be done for.
**[00:42] ---**
I, no, the dog, no I...
**[00:46] ---**
Whatever, he's gone!
**[00:51] ---**
Found him!
**[00:52] ---**
What's he doin'?!
**[00:55] ---**
They're all gonna make fun of me now!
**[01:01] ---**
Dead silence?!
**[01:02] ---**
They don't care one bit about me!
**[01:08] ---**
Has anyone seen Beel?
**[01:10] ---**
He said something about
going to a buffet.
**[01:14] ---**
Another Devildom restaurant
bites the dust, huh?
**[01:17] ---**
That's too bad.
**[01:18] ---**
I thought he was here
so made extra sweet potatoes.
**[01:21] ---**
What should I do?
**[01:22] ---**
Does someone want them?
**[01:23] ---**
Diet.
**[01:25] ---**
Already ate.
**[01:30] ---**
Mammon, do you want one?
**[01:34] ---**
You ate them all?!
**[01:36] ---**
This is the first time ever
you've actually been of use.
**[01:39] ---**
Huh?! It is not!
**[01:41] ---**
Also, why's he not noticing?!
**[01:46] ---**
I see how it is.
**[01:48] ---**
He finally noticed!
**[01:51] ---**
Don't waste it.
**[01:52] ---**
What?! Lucifer just...
**[01:54] ---**
This dog is somethin' else.
**[01:56] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[01:58] ---**
Begging for money as always huh?
**[02:02] ---**
As always? Is that
what I look like when I beg?
**[02:06] ---**
Hey, is no one going to
get the paper today?
**[02:15] ---**
That's right! Of course
Satan would notice!
**[02:18] ---**
Bringing me the paper,
clever you, Mammon.
**[02:21] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:22] ---**
How dumb do these guys think I am?!
**[02:32] ---**
When am I gonna turn back?
**[02:34] ---**
Also, why's nobody noticing?
**[02:37] ---**
Look at them, all gathered
around that mutt.
**[02:42] ---**
I-I hate this.
**[02:45] ---**
Mammon, fetch!
**[02:48] ---**
Nice catch, Mammon.
**[02:49] ---**
Open your eyes!
**[02:50] ---**
It obviously ain't me!
**[02:52] ---**
Right hand.
**[02:53] ---**
Left hand.
**[02:54] ---**
Lie down.
**[02:57] ---**
Good boy, Mammon.
**[02:58] ---**
Here's a treat.
**[03:00] ---**
He's literally treating me like a pet...
**[03:04] ---**
Hey, Mammon, where are you going?
**[03:09] ---**
Where could our Mammon-*chan*
have run off to?
**[03:13] ---**
Asmo caring about
someone besides himself?
**[03:16] ---**
I made these. Let's put them up
around town tomorrow.
**[03:20] ---**
That is 100% a lost dog poster!
**[03:22] ---**
I must say, now that he's gone,
it does feel quite lonely.
**[03:27] ---**
While he was a scumbag, he may have been
the glue that held us together.
**[03:32] ---**
--You're right...
--Mammooooon!
**[03:35] ---**
Don't cry. He'll come back, I know it.
**[03:40] ---**
E-Everyone!
**[03:55] ---**
I'm home!
**[03:56] ---**
Mammon?!
**[03:58] ---**
Damn you guys,
you missed me that much?
**[04:02] ---**
Who are you?
**[04:05] ---**
It's me?
**[04:06] ---**
The real deal.
The Great Mammon in the flesh!
**[04:09] ---**
The G.R.E.A.T M.A.M.M.O.N.
**[04:11] ---**
You were lookin' for me, right?
**[04:12] ---**
No! You're not the Mammon
we were looking for!
**[04:16] ---**
Our cute little Mammon...
**[04:18] ---**
Give him back!
**[04:24] ---**
What's goin' oooooon?!
# E9 - The First Great Sibling Psychological War
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4014P/the-first-great-sibling-psychological-war)
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"The First Great Sibling
Psychological War"
**[00:10] ---**
Beel, thanks for inviting me
to work out with you.
**[00:13] ---**
I was just wanting to tone my bod.
**[00:17] ---**
Sometimes I like working out with others,
so I tried asking everyone...
**[00:21] ---**
I was surprised though,
**[00:23] ---**
that Belphie came too.
**[00:25] ---**
Should I not have?
**[00:27] ---**
Ah, wait, no, that's not what I...
**[00:30] ---**
You just don't seem like the type.
**[00:32] ---**
I get the urge to
exercise too sometimes.
**[00:35] ---**
But, you know...
**[00:37] ---**
Why're we in the library?
**[00:39] ---**
Because this table is
perfect for training on.
**[00:43] ---**
Gotcha.
**[00:44] ---**
Let's up our pace.
**[00:57] ---**
Lucifer's special ship in a bottle!
**[01:04] ---**
I'm going to do to you
what you did to my ship!
**[01:14] ---**
This glass is dangerous.
I'll clean it up.
**[01:17] ---**
But not telling Lucifer would be bad,
**[01:21] ---**
so does someone want
to go tell him for me?
**[01:26] ---**
He's setting us up!
**[01:28] ---**
Telling Lucifer is
a death sentence.
**[01:32] ---**
Even if I need to blame someone,
I'm getting out of this!
**[01:36] ---**
Picking it up with your bare hands is
dangerous. Let me use these to help.
**[01:39] ---**
He beat me to it!
**[01:42] ---**
There might be some
glass over here too.
**[01:45] ---**
Someone might step on it.
**[01:48] ---**
What are their next moves...?
**[01:50] ---**
Do I make the first move?
**[01:51] ---**
Do I see how this plays out?
**[01:54] ---**
Ooow! Ow, ow, ow!
My muscles hurt so much!
**[01:57] ---**
It must be from all that working out!
**[02:00] ---**
So that's how it's gonna be?
**[02:05] ---**
Your muscles don't normally
hurt that quickly, Belphie.
**[02:08] ---**
I'm so inactive
my body's no longer normal.
**[02:12] ---**
Ow ow ow ow.
**[02:14] ---**
No amount of inactivity
would make that happen...
**[02:18] ---**
Whatever, I still
can't move from here.
**[02:25] ---**
Ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow! My muscles!
**[02:40] ---**
Ow! That actually hurt.
**[02:42] ---**
It's glass.
**[02:44] ---**
The floor's actually covered in glass?
**[02:46] ---**
Are you all right?
**[02:48] ---**
Hey, what happened
to your muscle pain?
**[02:50] ---**
What happened to yours?
**[02:52] ---**
Also, what did you mean
by "actually hurt"?
**[02:55] ---**
That was, uh... Um...
**[03:01] ---**
Oh, no!
**[03:04] ---**
It's on fire!
**[03:06] ---**
I've got this. You guys get out!
**[03:09] ---**
And go find Lucifer...
**[03:12] ---**
No, leave it to me.
**[03:13] ---**
I'm better with, um... fire.
**[03:16] ---**
You are?!
**[03:17] ---**
You thief! This is my fire!
**[03:19] ---**
Your fire?!
**[03:21] ---**
I've got this!
**[03:24] ---**
Is that right?
**[03:26] ---**
Sorry, was just talking to the fire...
**[03:30] ---**
Which means,
since we're BFFs, I've got this.
**[03:33] ---**
You're just being weird!
**[03:34] ---**
No, I'll deal with this!
**[03:36] ---**
No, I'll do it. You two go!
**[03:38] ---**
You want me, don't you?
**[03:39] ---**
Will someone hurry up and go
get Lucifer already! I don't want to!
**[03:43] ---**
You finally said it!
**[03:46] ---**
Okay, since Asmo's
the oldest, he should...
**[03:49] ---**
No, no, no, no!
Since you two are the youngest!
**[03:55] ---**
Hey, the fire's kind of
getting out of hand.
**[03:59] ---**
It's still not as bad as
an angry Lucifer though.
**[04:02] ---**
You're right.
**[04:03] ---**
Can't argue with that.
**[04:05] ---**
Okay, Beel, you go!
**[04:06] ---**
No! Asmo!
**[04:07] ---**
No! Belphie!
**[04:08] ---**
--No! Asmo!
--I don't wanna go!
**[04:10] ---**
--I definitely don't wanna go!
--Asmo, go!
--One of you go!
**[04:13] ---**
Someone's here!
**[04:15] ---**
Okay, let's make whoever it is go!
**[04:18] ---**
Good idea!
**[04:21] ---**
You there!
**[04:22] ---**
The ship in a bottle broke...
**[04:24] ---**
Go tell Lucifer!
**[04:26] ---**
Understood... I should tell Lucifer, yes?
**[04:30] ---**
Lucifer!
**[04:32] ---**
Ah... sorry.
**[04:34] ---**
Actually...
**[04:35] ---**
Your ship in a bottle...
**[04:37] ---**
More importantly...
**[04:39] ---**
Why's the house on fire?!
**[04:42] ---**
We're sorry!
# E10 - A Trip for 7 — Part 1
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ9WQ4/a-trip-for-7--part-1)
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Morning.
**[00:08] ---**
Top of the morning.
**[00:09] ---**
Where is everyone?
**[00:11] ---**
Asleep, I presume.
**[00:13] ---**
Belphie, You're up
uncharacteristically early.
**[00:17] ---**
I'm not sure why,
but I got a great sleep.
**[00:20] ---**
Mornin'...
**[00:22] ---**
I need sleep...
**[00:24] ---**
Who woulda thought a game of cards
would get that heated, huh?
**[00:28] ---**
What are you all doing? Belphie's up
early for once and this is what you do?
**[00:32] ---**
Satan, remember whose fault it was.
**[00:34] ---**
You didn't want to finish on a loss,
so you kept asking to play another round.
**[00:40] ---**
Aaand you're asleep.
**[00:42] ---**
You guys were playing cards?
**[00:44] ---**
You weren't playin' too?
**[00:46] ---**
We must have not wanted
to wake him up or something?
**[00:51] ---**
Remember, you fell asleep
in your soup at dinner.
**[00:57] ---**
You looked so tired
so we left you alone.
**[01:00] ---**
Our apologies, Belphie.
**[01:02] ---**
Should we have woken you?
**[01:04] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[01:20] ---**
Here.
**[01:21] ---**
Beel, it's you.
**[01:23] ---**
Want one?
**[01:24] ---**
Sure.
**[01:26] ---**
You've been coming here a lot lately.
**[01:28] ---**
Being here alone calms me down.
**[01:32] ---**
Belphie.
**[01:33] ---**
You can tell me if something's up.
**[01:36] ---**
We're brothers after all.
**[01:37] ---**
If something's
weighing on your mind, j...
**[01:39] ---**
Do you remember when
**[01:41] ---**
we went to the hot springs together?
**[01:44] ---**
That was so much fun.
**[01:48] ---**
Okay, I'll come out and say it.
**[01:52] ---**
Can we have another
huge argument like that again?
**[01:55] ---**
What?
**[01:57] ---**
Do you still think Lucifer and the others
still care about what happened?
**[02:02] ---**
I won...
**[02:03] ---**
What?
**[02:06] ---**
Another ice cream.
**[02:08] ---**
You can have it.
**[02:11] ---**
Oh...
**[02:19] ---**
Congrats. Here's your prize!
**[02:22] ---**
Thanks.
**[02:23] ---**
A throat lozenge?!
**[02:25] ---**
Mammon?!
**[02:26] ---**
Yo! It's my shift.
**[02:29] ---**
So this is what you meant by
working to pay off your debts?
**[02:33] ---**
Somethin' like that.
**[02:34] ---**
These prizes suck, huh?
**[02:36] ---**
But the jackpot, a 3 day trip to the Moryo
Hot Springs, is really bringin' it in.
**[02:42] ---**
Huh?
**[02:43] ---**
This is it!
**[02:48] ---**
Ow ow ow ow!
**[02:50] ---**
Hey, hey, you all right there?
**[02:55] ---**
Nothing, again.
**[02:58] ---**
Beel, if you ate that many...
**[03:01] ---**
Nothing, again.
**[03:03] ---**
You'll get a tummy ache.
**[03:05] ---**
I'm getting that jackpot!
**[03:09] ---**
Ow! It shocked me.
**[03:11] ---**
Oh, that one's Electric Níðhöggr flavor.
**[03:13] ---**
It feels like an electric shock, right?
**[03:16] ---**
It doesn't feel like it. *ow*
It actually shocked *ow* me.
**[03:22] ---**
Nothing, again. *ow*
**[03:24] ---**
But people seem to
like these weird flavors.
**[03:30] ---**
That flavor's called "51℃."
**[03:32] ---**
Nothing, again.
**[03:34] ---**
Do it for the trip...
**[03:38] ---**
Exploding flavor.
**[03:41] ---**
We're all going on that trip!
**[03:48] ---**
That one's the Smell of
Concrete After It Rains.
**[03:51] ---**
This feeling of nostalgia...
**[03:53] ---**
And I won...
**[03:55] ---**
Here's ya throat lozenge.
**[03:56] ---**
Do it for Belphie!
**[04:01] ---**
It doesn't hurt, or burn,
or make me sick anymore.
**[04:06] ---**
I can't taste anything anymore.
**[04:10] ---**
Nah, that's the No Flavor flavor.
**[04:13] ---**
Yoooo, Beel, you gooood?
**[04:24] ---**
For real?!
**[04:26] ---**
What... happened...?
**[04:29] ---**
Lucifer just...
**[04:30] ---**
Wait, what happened to you?!
**[04:33] ---**
Lucifer just won a trip
from some ice cream.
**[04:36] ---**
A 3-day stay for 7
at the Moryo Hot Springs.
**[04:41] ---**
7? What are the chances?
**[04:43] ---**
Weird number but okay.
**[04:46] ---**
It's quite the coincidence indeed.
**[04:47] ---**
I wonder what the
accommodation's like.
**[04:49] ---**
You will have to wait to find out.
**[04:52] ---**
Lucifer...
**[04:56] ---**
Thank you...
# E11 - A Trip for 7 — Part 2
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2802K/a-trip-for-7--part-2)
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**[00:06] ---**
Today was so fun!
**[00:07] ---**
I got so many pics of
my not-so-everyday life.
**[00:11] ---**
It was fun.
**[00:13] ---**
But all we did was eat.
**[00:15] ---**
That's what you get
when Beel plans things.
**[00:18] ---**
Don't be like that,
he arranged so much for us.
**[00:22] ---**
Tomorrow, we'll go here and do this...
**[00:27] ---**
It'll be an early start,
so it's lights out.
**[00:29] ---**
What're we doing tomorrow?
**[00:31] ---**
At 7 AM, we'll go eat sushi,
then dango and sushi.
**[00:36] ---**
Then curry and sushi, pasta sushi,
**[00:40] ---**
parfait sushi, sushigherita,
a sushiburger and sushipura combo,
**[00:43] ---**
then sushiobster
from Sushi with ice sushi.
**[00:46] ---**
Finally, sushi-sushi on the sushi-sushi.
**[00:50] ---**
...And sushi.
**[00:51] ---**
It's all sushi!
**[00:52] ---**
With Beel, it always has been.
**[00:55] ---**
I see how it's going to be.
**[00:59] ---**
Either way, it's bedtime, everyone.
**[01:02] ---**
Okay...
**[01:03] ---**
All right.
**[01:05] ---**
Na night.
**[01:07] ---**
Good night.
**[01:19] ---**
Levi, bedtime.
**[01:21] ---**
Sorry, I usually don't
go to bed this early.
**[01:31] ---**
I said, go to sleep!
**[01:33] ---**
I'm not Leviathan, Beel!
**[01:36] ---**
And I ain't Beel!
**[01:39] ---**
Ow! Hey!
**[01:42] ---**
Hey! That hurt!
**[01:45] ---**
Leviathan!
**[01:49] ---**
My beauty sleep!
**[01:50] ---**
Everyone, stop!
Tomorrow's an early...
**[01:59] ---**
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
**[02:06] ---**
Belphie! My bad!
**[02:09] ---**
Sorry, did it hurt?
**[02:11] ---**
Yes...
**[02:13] ---**
I'm sorry! I didn't think it'd...
**[02:15] ---**
Why're you apologizing to me?
**[02:18] ---**
When they were here,
we were back to how we used to be.
**[02:23] ---**
But since they left,
you guys have been acting strange.
**[02:26] ---**
Are you still mad at me?
**[02:28] ---**
Is that why everyone's
been avoiding me?
**[02:31] ---**
Belphie...
**[02:32] ---**
We're not avoiding you.
**[02:34] ---**
But since that day, it's been
hard to tell what you think of us...
**[02:39] ---**
Then say that!
**[02:40] ---**
I don't know how you guys feel either!
**[02:43] ---**
Say what you're
really thinking for once!
**[02:49] ---**
Tomorrow...
**[02:52] ---**
I don't wanna nothin' but sushi!
**[02:56] ---**
Mammon...
**[02:57] ---**
Beel already decided that.
**[03:00] ---**
I want to have a spa day!
**[03:04] ---**
I wanna go to a bookstore!
**[03:06] ---**
I wanna go to an arcade!
**[03:08] ---**
I want to tour a factory!
**[03:11] ---**
You guys...
**[03:13] ---**
I...
**[03:15] ---**
I...
**[03:17] ---**
I...
**[03:18] ---**
Wanna have a pillow fight!
**[03:22] ---**
You've done it now!
**[03:29] ---**
Belphie!
**[03:35] ---**
Eat this, Mammon!
**[03:37] ---**
That hurt!
# E12 - A Brotherless New Year's Eve Party
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3QK39/a-brotherless-new-years-eve-party)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Silent Night: A Brotherless New Year's Eve"
**[00:01] ---**
Happy New Year's Eve!
**[00:08] ---**
Let's make the most of
what little remains of this year.
**[00:11] ---**
Thanks for inviting us.
**[00:12] ---**
It's my first New Year's Eve
part at the castle.
**[00:15] ---**
Are the brothers not joining us?
**[00:17] ---**
I invited them, but they declined,
saying something about a New Year's trip.
**[00:24] ---**
Another trip?!
**[00:25] ---**
They've been doing nothing
but traveling these days.
**[00:29] ---**
I wonder what souvenirs
they will bring us.
**[00:31] ---**
I wonder if there's
a reason for all these trips.
**[00:35] ---**
Want to know?
**[00:36] ---**
I do!
**[00:37] ---**
Barbatos, could you please fill everyone
in on the brothers' recent antics?
**[00:41] ---**
Without question.
**[00:43] ---**
You've been following them?
**[00:45] ---**
Of course.
**[00:46] ---**
It is my job to be able to answer any of
the Young Lord's questions after all.
**[00:51] ---**
Didn't know being a search engine
was a butler's job.
**[00:54] ---**
I think that may just be Barbatos.
**[00:58] ---**
What kind words.
**[00:59] ---**
Let us begin with
Leviathan's small incident.
**[01:03] ---**
He was cosplaying the heroin from
*The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl* in his room.
**[01:09] ---**
He looks so happy.
**[01:11] ---**
However, Beelzebub barged in
and caused Leviathan to panic.
**[01:14] ---**
What a kick.
**[01:16] ---**
In the end, Leviathan was
the one to expose his cosplay.
**[01:20] ---**
As their big brother, that must
have been incredibly embarrassing.
**[01:24] ---**
After this, Leviathan completely
shut himself away in his room.
**[01:29] ---**
His brothers tried luring him out by
calling his name in Hana Ruri's voice
**[01:34] ---**
and having parties outside
the door among other things.
**[01:37] ---**
Then what happened?
**[01:39] ---**
Lucifer kicked down the door.
**[01:41] ---**
What a wonderful story.
**[01:43] ---**
These brothers truly
are full of surprises.
**[01:46] ---**
There was also another
incident involving costumes.
**[01:49] ---**
The brothers took up
jobs at a bunny boy cafe.
**[01:53] ---**
Bunny boy cafe?
**[01:55] ---**
Yes, the waiters serve you
dressed as bunnies,
**[01:58] ---**
but if you take a liking to them,
you can gift them carrots.
**[02:02] ---**
What a fun concept.
**[02:04] ---**
Indeed, let's all
work there too next time.
**[02:07] ---**
As the waiters...?
**[02:09] ---**
What else?
**[02:10] ---**
I wanna be a bunny too!
**[02:13] ---**
A Chihuahua dressed as
a bunny? How confusing.
**[02:17] ---**
I'm not a Chihuahua!
**[02:19] ---**
Relax, it was a simple joke.
**[02:24] ---**
After this, Mammon took home the bunny boy
costumes and tried to sell them on D-bay.
**[02:30] ---**
But Lucifer found out
and got deathly mad.
**[02:34] ---**
Some things never change.
**[02:35] ---**
I'm sure he looked even more like a rabbit
with the bloodshot eyes from the tears.
**[02:39] ---**
Clever observation, my Lord.
**[02:41] ---**
That Mammon sure is cunning.
**[02:44] ---**
That reminds me,
**[02:45] ---**
didn't he try to sell something
when they went to my private beach?
**[02:49] ---**
Yes, photos of Lucifer.
**[02:51] ---**
Yes, at my private beach...
**[02:57] ---**
I said, yes, at my private beach...
**[03:02] ---**
Are you waiting for
the video, my Lord?
**[03:05] ---**
My apologies, Lucifer cast a spell
that prohibits me from showing anything.
**[03:11] ---**
O-Oh, is that so?
**[03:14] ---**
Since his Celestial Realm days,
Lucifer has hated taking off his shirt.
**[03:18] ---**
But it was never to this extent.
**[03:21] ---**
Let us move on.
**[03:22] ---**
There was also the time
when Satan became a detective.
**[03:25] ---**
An incident happened where
someone stole Belphegor's pillow.
**[03:28] ---**
However, Satan found
the culprit immediately.
**[03:31] ---**
Everyone looks so impressed.
**[03:34] ---**
Following that, Beelzebub
discovered his pudding was eaten.
**[03:39] ---**
Incredibly, Satan solved
this incident too.
**[03:41] ---**
He announced
his discovery by saying...
**[03:44] ---**
"The culprit, is me!"
**[03:49] ---**
That truly is one
for the history books.
**[03:52] ---**
Apparently, after that, Satan promised to
**[03:54] ---**
give Beelzebub
all the pudding he could eat.
**[03:58] ---**
But it turns out, all the pudding
in the Devildom isn't enough
**[04:02] ---**
and Satan had to beg him to stop.
**[04:04] ---**
Is that why pudding completely disappeared
from the Devildom for an instant?
**[04:09] ---**
We'll just have to remember to
never eat Beelzebub's pudding then.
**[04:13] ---**
Yeah...
**[04:14] ---**
Didn't the House of
Lamentation also catch fire?
**[04:17] ---**
Yes, well...
**[04:18] ---**
A workout was behind that.
**[04:20] ---**
During the workout, Lucifer's prized
ship in a bottle was broken.
**[04:25] ---**
The one that I gave him?!
**[04:28] ---**
While they were bickering over
who would go and apologize,
**[04:31] ---**
they inexplicably started a fire.
**[04:33] ---**
You would think people would
put out the fire if that happened.
**[04:37] ---**
Of course, afterward the three brothers
proceeded to be told off by Lucifer.
**[04:41] ---**
However, as they were told off
for both the fire and ship,
**[04:45] ---**
they have been lighting fires
whenever they are about to be told off.
**[04:50] ---**
How did they come to that conclusion?
Demons truly are the worst.
**[04:54] ---**
Lucifer's scoldings
must really be something.
**[04:58] ---**
This is the final and
most recent incident.
**[05:01] ---**
Beelzebub was worried about the awkward
air between Belphegor and his brothers
**[05:04] ---**
and tried to win a trip
to bring them all together.
**[05:08] ---**
Oh, I recognize that
ice cream competition!
**[05:12] ---**
But after that failed,
**[05:14] ---**
Lucifer secretly paid for a trip.
**[05:17] ---**
Then while on the trip,
they had a pillow fight.
**[05:27] ---**
I had no idea...
**[05:29] ---**
They've been close
even since the Celestial Realm.
**[05:32] ---**
I wish I had that.
**[05:33] ---**
That must be why they've
been going on so many trips.
**[05:37] ---**
Exactly.
**[05:38] ---**
Thanks to this trip, the brothers
are now a single unit again.
**[05:42] ---**
Yes.
**[05:44] ---**
I feel that thanks to this New Year's Eve
party, we too have become a single unit.
**[05:50] ---**
--Uh-huh.
--Yes.
**[05:51] ---**
I want everyone to scream
what they wish for the most.
**[05:55] ---**
Ready?
**[05:56] ---**
Where were we--?!