E3 - Nyatenshi-san Appears

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:14] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:16] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:20] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:23] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:26] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:30] Nyanpire
    I wanna eat!
[00:31] Nyanpire
    I-I-I... I wanna eat!
SIGN    Nyatenshi-san Appears
[00:33] Nyanpire
    Garlic ramen!
[00:39] Nyatenshi
    You there.
[00:41] Nyatenshi
    As I am one of God's angels, I believe giving me
    that dried sardine would be to your benefit.
[00:47] Henchman Cat
    What? But...
[00:50] Nyanpire
    Th-That's...
[00:52] Nyanpire
    ...someone like me!
[00:55] Nyanpire
    A-Are you a vampire cat, too?
[01:00] Nyatenshi
    No. I am an angel.
[01:04] Nyanpire
    An angel?
[01:05] Nyatenshi
    Or more accurately, an ex-angel.
[01:07] Nyatenshi
    My behavior was so bad, I was chased out
    of Heaven, and I became a fallen angel.
[01:11] Nyatenshi
    People call me Nyatenshi.
[01:13] Nyatenshi
    But I simply cannot imagine what it is
    about me that God thought was so bad.
[01:19] Nyatenshi
    Still, living down here on
    earth is fun in its own way.
[01:21] Nyatenshi
    The food's delicious and I can do whatever
     I like, so everything turned out all right.
[01:25] Nyatenshi
    I think this is as good
    a way to live as any other.
[01:28] Nyatenshi
    Though, I have no intention
    of letting things end this way.
[01:32] Nyatenshi
    And you are?
[01:34] Nyanpire
    Actually, because of blah blah, yada yada,
     things ended up like this, meow.
[01:38] Nyatenshi
    Ah, I see.
[01:40] Nyatenshi
    Well, in a way, this must be fate.
[01:41] Nyatenshi
    As a fellow winged creature,
    it's nice to meet you.
[01:45] Masamunya
    Hey!
[01:46] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[01:47] Masamunya
    N-Nyanpire! Who's this?!
[01:50] Nyanpire
    This is Nyatenshi-san.
[01:52] Masamunya
    I didn't mean their name!
[01:53] Masamunya
    You're holding hands...
    What's your relationship?!
[01:55] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[01:57] Nyatenshi
    Hm?
[01:59] Nyatenshi
    Nyanpire-kun.
[02:00] Nyatenshi
    Your circumstances seem inconvenient.
[02:03] Nyatenshi
    As an angel, it wouldn't hurt or
    even tickle if you drank my blood.
[02:06] Nyatenshi
    Please, drink as much as you want.
[02:08] Masamunya
    Wha—
[02:09] Nyanpire
    You're a god!
SIGN    Ch
SIGN    omp
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
[02:15] Nyatenshi
    What do you think? How does
    my nice, fresh blood taste?
[02:19] Nyanpire
    It's delicious! I feel revived!
[02:22] Masamunya
    Blast! That darn Nyanpire looks so happy...
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
[02:28] Masamunya
    N-Nyanpire!
[02:31] Masamunya
    Drink.
[02:33] Masamunya
    F-For a warrior, having a little
    blood taken is nothing!
[02:38] Masamunya
    Now, drink my blood!
[02:50] Nyanpire
    I don't need any right now. I'm full.
[02:53] Masamunya
    What?
SIGN    To be continued, meow