# Season 1

# E1 - Give Me Blood Meow

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**[00:01] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:06] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.<br>**[00:11] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished...<br>**[00:15] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness.<br>**[00:23] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall I save this life of yours?<br>**[00:26] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The vampire bestowed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:34] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Baptized in the vampire's blood,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nyanpire was born!<br>**[00:39] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have gained eternal life,<br>**[00:42] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in exchange, you must live as a vampire.<br>**[00:49] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must go find blood yourself.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>**[01:00] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The vampire had granted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire eternal life.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give Me Blood Meow
<br>**[01:05] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was taken in by a girl named<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Misaki and became a house cat.<br>**[01:14] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Misaki-chan! I'm thirsty!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me blood, meow!<br>**[01:17] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Silly Nyanpire. You're hungry already?<br>**[01:20] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me blood, meow!<br>**[01:22] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dinner isn't for a long time yet.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; You'll just have to wait.<br>**[01:25] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me blood, meow...<br>**[01:27] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[01:29] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me blood, meow! Give me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blood, meow! Gimme, meow!<br>**[01:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blood!<br>**[01:54] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hooray!<br>**[01:55] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are so many red things to drink!<br>**[01:58] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of them are such a deep red.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They look so delicious, meow!<br>**[02:25] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Nyanpire!<br>**[02:27] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't just go opening<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the refrigerator on your own!<br>**[02:30] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And look! You got the floor all dirty!<br>**[02:32] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me blood, meow! Give me blood, meow!<br>**[02:34] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I suppose there's no helping it.<br>**[02:36] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here. I haven't drained the blood from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this yet, so have as much as you like.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ch
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<br>**[02:53] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fishy...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E2 - The One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya, Appears

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XPQP/the-one-eyed-dragon-masamunya-appears)<br>
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**[00:00] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:05] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.<br>**[00:10] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished...<br>**[00:14] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>**[00:16] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:20] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:23] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:26] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>**[00:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna eat... I wanna eat...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya, Appears
<br>**[00:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna eat...<br>**[00:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...garlic ramen!<br>**[00:39] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With ketchup and strawberries on top...<br>**[00:45] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eat... Eat... Eat...<br>**[00:49] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you the wraith cat who's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been hanging around here lately?<br>**[00:53] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[00:55] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In meeting me, your luck has come to an end.<br>**[00:57] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am the One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya.<br>**[00:59] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wraith cat, you will be punished!<br>**[01:11] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're...<br>**[01:12] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so cool!<br>**[01:13] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pay attention!<br>**[01:22] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You okay?<br>**[01:24] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a warrior, this is nothing.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blood
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blood
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blood
<br>**[01:37] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me blood, meow!<br>**[01:42] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha— Hey, stop!<br>**[01:44] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop that right now!<br>**[01:45] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not there! That's...<br>**[01:53] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel so satisfied, meow.<br>**[01:56] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You seem sort of absentminded,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you're surprisingly bold, aren't you?<br>**[02:01] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, as Japanese cats, w-we've got to follow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; certain s-steps for this sort of thing...<br>**[02:08] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, we should get to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know each other better...<br>**[02:13] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, do you have a favorite food?<br>**[02:16] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vital fluids.<br>**[02:17] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;V-Vital... Like milk? Y-Yes, I like that, too.<br>**[02:21] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Then...<br>**[02:24] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's your type?<br>**[02:27] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My type?<br>**[02:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I prefer long fur over short.<br>**[02:32] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I like big boobs.<br>**[02:36] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You... Are you... male?<br>**[02:40] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup!<br>**[02:42] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-My first love!<br>**[02:45] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Farewell!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E3 - Nyatenshi-san Appears

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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.<br>**[00:10] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished...<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:20] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:23] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:26] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>**[00:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna eat!<br>**[00:31] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I-I... I wanna eat!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi-san Appears
<br>**[00:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Garlic ramen!<br>**[00:39] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You there.<br>**[00:41] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I am one of God's angels, I believe giving me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that dried sardine would be to your benefit.<br>**[00:47] Henchman Cat**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? But...<br>**[00:50] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's...<br>**[00:52] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...someone like me!<br>**[00:55] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Are you a vampire cat, too?<br>**[01:00] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. I am an angel.<br>**[01:04] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An angel?<br>**[01:05] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or more accurately, an ex-angel.<br>**[01:07] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My behavior was so bad, I was chased out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Heaven, and I became a fallen angel.<br>**[01:11] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People call me Nyatenshi.<br>**[01:13] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I simply cannot imagine what it is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about me that God thought was so bad.<br>**[01:19] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, living down here on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;earth is fun in its own way.<br>**[01:21] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The food's delicious and I can do whatever<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I like, so everything turned out all right.<br>**[01:25] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think this is as good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a way to live as any other.<br>**[01:28] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, I have no intention<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of letting things end this way.<br>**[01:32] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you are?<br>**[01:34] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, because of blah blah, yada yada,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; things ended up like this, meow.<br>**[01:38] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I see.<br>**[01:40] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, in a way, this must be fate.<br>**[01:41] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a fellow winged creature,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's nice to meet you.<br>**[01:45] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[01:46] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:47] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Nyanpire! Who's this?!<br>**[01:50] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Nyatenshi-san.<br>**[01:52] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't mean their *name*!<br>**[01:53] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're holding hands...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's your relationship?!<br>**[01:55] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:57] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[01:59] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire-kun.<br>**[02:00] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your circumstances seem inconvenient.<br>**[02:03] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As an angel, it wouldn't hurt or<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even tickle if you drank my blood.<br>**[02:06] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, drink as much as you want.<br>**[02:08] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha—<br>**[02:09] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a god!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ch
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grr
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grr
<br>**[02:15] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think? How does<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my nice, fresh blood taste?<br>**[02:19] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's delicious! I feel revived!<br>**[02:22] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Blast! That darn Nyanpire looks so happy...*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grr
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grr
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grr
<br>**[02:28] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Nyanpire!<br>**[02:31] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Drink.<br>**[02:33] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-For a warrior, having a little<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blood taken is nothing!<br>**[02:38] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, drink my blood!<br>**[02:50] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need any right now. I'm full.<br>**[02:53] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E4 - The Story of Nyatenshi-san

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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:04] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished,<br>**[00:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:12] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>**[00:23] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This weather's perfect<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for basking in the sun.<br>**[00:25] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It really is, isn't it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Story of Nyatenshi-san
<br>**[00:27] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you may have gotten a bit of a tan.<br>**[00:29] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[00:30] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, aren't you supposed to be a vampire?<br>**[00:33] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On days when the weather is a lovely as this,<br>**[00:35] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am reminded of my days in Heaven.<br>**[00:38] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right. You were expelled<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Heaven, weren't you?<br>**[00:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For bad behavior, right? What did you do?<br>**[00:45] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to hear the story?<br>**[00:47] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to hear it!<br>**[00:48] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not particularly...<br>**[00:51] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to hear it that badly?<br>**[00:53] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meow.<br>**[00:53] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll listen! All I need to do is listen, right?<br>**[00:55] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. Well then, allow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me to reminisce a little.<br>**[00:58] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was on a beautiful day just like this one...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>**[01:04] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ah, the weather is lovely again today!"<br>**[01:08] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At that moment, I heard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone sobbing nearby.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>**[01:12] Female Angel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sob, sob. Sob, sob."<br>**[01:15] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Excuse me. Is something wrong?"<br>**[01:18] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was an extremely, amazingly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cute angel cat (female).<br>**[01:22] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was impossible for a gentleman<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like myself to ignore a crying girl.<br>**[01:27] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Excuse me. Is something wrong?"<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>**[01:30] Female Angel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Well, you see, I will soon be forced to go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; live with this lord and become his bride."<br>**[01:35] Female Angel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"It is a union arranged by<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; our parents. Sob, sob, sob."<br>**[01:38] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"A political marriage, huh? How cruel."<br>**[01:42] Female Angel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Oh, just once, I wanted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to experience a fiery love."<br>**[01:48] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As she spoke, her teary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;eyes burned with passion.<br>**[01:51] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her pale fur, her misty eyes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her peach-pink cheeks...<br>**[01:55] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I gazed at her, my heart was set aflame.<br>**[01:59] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>**[02:02] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"This is love!"<br>**[02:03] Female Angel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Huh?"<br>**[02:03] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I have fallen in love with you!"<br>**[02:05] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I want to make you mine!"<br>**[02:08] Female Angel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"What?"<br>**[02:09] Nyagel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I love you."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over 18s Only
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<br>**[02:13] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, we shared our love for each other.<br>**[02:17] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it turned out her fiancé was the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;most influential person in Heaven.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over 18 Only
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over 18 Only
<br>**[02:24] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He learned of what had transpired,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>**[02:26] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I was banished from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heaven that very day.<br>**[02:32] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so cruel.<br>**[02:34] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were only following our hearts.<br>**[02:37] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All we did was love each<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other in every way we could.<br>**[02:40] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so sad, meow!<br>**[02:43] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You wouldn't know from looking at you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; but you have such a tragic past!<br>**[02:47] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You understand, don't you?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>**[02:50] Nyagnel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, all of that just now was made up.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E5 - Nice To Meet You

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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:04] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished,<br>**[00:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:12] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice To Meet You
<br>**[00:25] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Um...<br>**[00:27] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't he cute? He's called Chachamaru!<br>**[00:30] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting today, he'll be living here!<br>**[00:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*N-No way!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please adopt
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;°Drinks blood
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Caution
<br>**[00:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's next gen time?!<br>**[00:37] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, meow! I don't wanna, meow!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't abandon me...<br>**[00:40] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that, Nyanpire?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know I wouldn't abandon you.<br>**[00:44] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A friend was looking for people to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;foster kittens, so I brought one home.<br>**[00:48] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire, you're the big brother,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so make sure you look after him, 'kay?<br>**[00:53] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-Big brother?<br>**[00:56] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here. Your snack.<br>**[00:58] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, play nicely together!<br>**[01:01] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay! Starting today,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be looking after you,<br>**[01:04] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you can rely on me for everything!<br>**[01:06] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine, thanks.<br>**[01:10] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[01:10] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm still small, but I can mostly take care of my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; own needs. You don't have to worry about me.<br>**[01:16] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... I see...<br>**[01:18] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Then, want to eat our snack?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We can take our time introducing ourselves—<br>**[01:23] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-The strawberries are gone!<br>**[01:25] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah, as you hadn't touched them,<br>**[01:27] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought maybe you didn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like them, so I ate them all.<br>**[01:30] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though you really shouldn't be so picky.<br>**[01:32] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What have you done?!<br>**[01:34] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I *love* strawberries!<br>**[01:36] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hate you, Chachamaru!<br>**[01:38] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need a little brother! Get out!<br>**[01:41] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood. I will leave.<br>**[01:49] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that about? It makes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me seem like I'm the bad guy.<br>**[01:57] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if he went outside.<br>**[02:00] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He doesn't even know the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;area around here yet...<br>**[02:03] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Surely he hasn't...<br>**[02:04] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He might get lost...<br>**[02:07] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get bullied by boss cats...<br>**[02:10] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get attacked by stray dogs...<br>**[02:13] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get hit by a car!<br>**[02:17] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru...<br>**[02:20] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru!<br>**[02:22] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm coming to save you! Don't die!<br>**[02:26] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is something the matter? You seem panicked.<br>**[02:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru...<br>**[02:32] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I went and asked Misaki-chan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for some more strawberries.<br>**[02:35] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we eat them together?<br>**[02:37] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah.<br>**[02:38] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry about earlier...<br>**[02:40] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, let's hurry up and eat, elder brother.<br>**[02:44] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[02:49] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elder brother...<br>**[02:52] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's eat them the normal way...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E6 - Want to Come to My Place?

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8QJ8/want-to-come-to-my-place)<br>
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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.<br>**[00:10] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished...<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:20] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:23] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:26] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>**[00:30] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave-ho, heave-ho...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Want to Come to My Place?
<br>**[00:32] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bought up all the spring onions.<br>**[00:34] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I continue at this rate, the day that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; onion jerk disappears will soon be—<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>**[00:45] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:46] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:47] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:48] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:49] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:49] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:53] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:53] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations.<br>**[00:54] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations!<br>**[00:56] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations.<br>**[01:05] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yahoo!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>**[01:14] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Nyanpire! When did you get here?<br>**[01:20] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Has something happened?<br>**[01:24] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, Misaki-chan gets angry way too much.<br>**[01:28] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's always spoiling Chachamaru,<br>**[01:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but with me, she gets angry right away!<br>**[01:32] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can't really be helped.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because you're the big brother.<br>**[01:36] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's true, but...<br>**[01:40] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so unhappy.<br>**[01:43] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Unhappy?*<br>**[01:44] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Then, uh... What do you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;think would make you happy?<br>**[01:48] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh, well, let's see...<br>**[01:51] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Living in a big house where no one gets<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mad at me no matter how much mess I make!<br>**[01:56] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I want to be able to eat a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mountain of snacks every day!<br>**[02:00] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I could drink as much blood<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; as I want, whenever I want,<br>**[02:04] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would be so, so happy!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Supermarket
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katakura
<br>**[02:07] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, isn't there anyone who can make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; me the happiest cat in the world?<br>**[02:12] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In th-that case... b-but only if you want to...<br>**[02:16] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will you come live with me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; right this very minute?<br>**[02:20] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you did, I would never do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything to make you sad!<br>**[02:25] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will make you happy!<br>**[02:27] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire!<br>**[02:28] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Food time! Come on home!<br>**[02:31] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, uh... what do you say? I'm serious.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Won't you come live with... me?<br>**[02:36] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, we're having Spaghetti<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Napolitan with lots of ketchup.<br>**[02:40] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And no onions.<br>**[02:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[02:46] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sniff.<br>**[02:54] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A warrior does not seek happiness.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E7 - Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQK41P/mori-kun-and-komori-kun-appear)<br>
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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:04] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished,<br>**[00:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:11] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear
<br>**[00:24] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire... Nyanpire...<br>**[00:28] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire.<br>**[00:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're the guy from before!<br>**[00:33] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems you followed my command<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to find blood on your own.<br>**[00:37] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, meow!<br>**[00:38] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks to you, I've become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a splendid vampire cat!<br>**[00:43] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, as a reward,<br>**[00:45] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will drink all of your blood.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ch
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;omp
<br>**[00:51] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[00:52] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? He's not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yummy at all, Komori-kun.<br>**[00:55] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not yummy at all, Mori-kun.<br>**[00:59] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[01:00] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, well... we were thirsty, you see...<br>**[01:03] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We thought we'd have some blood.<br>**[01:05] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The thing is, I also drink blood, so even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you drink mine, it won't taste good.<br>**[01:10] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Wait, does that mean you're...<br>**[01:12] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did the vampire baptize you in blood, too?<br>**[01:14] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You know him? I owe him my life!<br>**[01:18] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course we know him!<br>**[01:20] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, we're part of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the vampire family, too.<br>**[01:22] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The vampire family?<br>**[01:24] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A tribe that drinks blood.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Basically, we're kin!<br>**[01:28] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you know him really well, right?<br>**[01:31] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's he like? Is he as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;amazing as I think he is?<br>**[01:35] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's just... you know.<br>**[01:36] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You know"?<br>**[01:38] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hidden beneath that jet-black<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; cape is his true self:<br>**[01:41] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A man who loves cats to an abnormal degree.<br>**[01:43] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's crazy for them! A total cat nerd!<br>**[01:44] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's always accompanied by adorbs cats.<br>**[01:47] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He keeps several billion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cats in that cloak of his!<br>**[01:51] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're packed in so tightly!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or at least, that's what we heard.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A ha ha ha ha ha ha
<br>**[01:55] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure the next time you meet,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he'll spirit you away, too.<br>**[01:59] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, how scary!<br>**[02:00] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he does that, he might make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you part of his cat collection!<br>**[02:03] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, how scary!<br>**[02:06] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:07] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're kidding! It was a joke.<br>**[02:09] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To tell you the truth, we don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know the vampire all that well.<br>**[02:12] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. It's all just rumors!<br>**[02:14] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon, we should try and get along!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're friends, aren't we?<br>**[02:18] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Friends?<br>**[02:19] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[02:20] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vampire-san, too?<br>**[02:22] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[02:27] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! Now, as a mark of our reconciliation,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wanna go for a quick fly around?<br>**[02:31] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds good! Let's go!<br>**[02:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have wings, but I can't fly.<br>**[02:37] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Oh, in that case, we could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; go lay waste to a garlic field...<br>**[02:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love garlic.<br>**[02:43] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, how about we go cross-hunting?<br>**[02:46] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-A cross?<br>**[02:50] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, then... How about...<br>**[02:52] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[02:53] Katsuo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it!<br>**[02:56] Katsuo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E8 - Summer Festival

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XPQD/summer-festival)<br>
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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.<br>**[00:10] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished...<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>**[00:17] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:20] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:23] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:26] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Summer Festival
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Festival
<br>**[00:34] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Summer!<br>**[00:35] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yukata!<br>**[00:37] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bon Festival dancing!<br>**[00:40] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[00:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A watermelon pattern would've been better.<br>**[00:43] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[00:44] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elder brother, Masamunya-san went to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the trouble of giving you a present.<br>**[00:48] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't whine.<br>**[00:50] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I like the deep red of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;watermelons more than sunflowers!<br>**[00:55] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want watermelons! Watermelons!<br>**[00:57] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so sorry about him.<br>**[00:57] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watermelons!<br>**[00:58] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's all right.<br>**[01:01] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Getting us matching ones has backfired.*<br>**[01:04] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? Looks like there<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are candied apples over there!<br>**[01:07] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! I love candied apples!<br>**[01:10] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly. My elder brother<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is such a child, isn't he?<br>**[01:13] Masamunya**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right. Candied apples*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;equals comeback time!*<br>**[01:15] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow...<br>**[01:17] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They look so yummy... I want to eat them, meow!<br>**[01:21] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here. An apology for the yukata.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Candied Apples
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Candied Apples
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Candied Apples
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Candied Apples
<br>**[01:26] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted a red candied apple.<br>**[01:29] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[01:30] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, allow me to take that off your hands.<br>**[01:33] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That blasted Nyatenshi...*<br>**[01:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow!<br>**[01:44] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's it! Shooting equals comeback time!*<br>**[01:46] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This time, I will make Nyanpire happy!*<br>**[01:51] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch this, Nyanpire.<br>**[01:52] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a very good shot.<br>**[02:07] Stall Guy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big winner!<br>**[02:09] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it.<br>**[02:10] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go to the next one!<br>**[02:11] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go.<br>**[02:12] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait!<br>**[02:13] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You heard them...<br>**[02:15] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said, wait!<br>**[02:17] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave, heave... Heave!<br>**[02:20] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave... Heave... Heave...<br>**[02:26] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where'd everyone go?<br>**[02:31] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There! Over there!<br>**[02:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Masamunya!<br>**[02:37] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you all here?<br>**[02:39] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We saw your huge Buddha statue<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the light of the fireworks.<br>**[02:42] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it wonderful that such a massive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hunk of junk has proven useful?<br>**[02:47] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on. Let's go play with sparklers together.<br>**[02:51] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E9 - First Errand

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWJX4/first-errand)<br>
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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:04] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished,<br>**[00:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:11] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:13] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First Errand
<br>**[00:24] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elder brother!<br>**[00:25] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is so much fun, meow!<br>**[00:27] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouldn't you be going shopping?<br>**[00:30] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[00:31] (Flashback) Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire, I'm counting on you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to do the shopping, okay?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shopping
<br>**[00:36] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go later!<br>**[00:39] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dear, oh dear.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shopping
<br>**[00:42] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shopping
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shopping
<br>**[00:45] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, how admirable, Chachamaru.<br>**[00:47] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Going shopping on your own at your age...<br>**[00:49] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since my elder brother is the way he is,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I need to be more responsible.<br>**[00:53] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Having such a useless big<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brother sure is a burden, huh?<br>**[01:00] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire. Chachamaru took it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on himself to go do the shopping.<br>**[01:05] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:06] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, he *is* very responsible.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure he'll be fine on his own.<br>**[01:10] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru's lost without me!<br>**[01:16] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru! Where are you?<br>**[01:17] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru?<br>**[01:19] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait, Nyanpire!<br>**[01:21] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe Chachamaru-kun will feel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more at ease without you there.<br>**[01:26] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who asked you?!<br>**[01:27] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru-kun said something earlier.<br>**[01:30] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"It's easier to get things done<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; when Big Brother isn't around."<br>**[01:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[01:33] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You see?<br>**[01:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not right!<br>**[01:36] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's gone, huh, Komori-kun?<br>**[01:38] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though we were lying, huh, Mori-kun?<br>**[01:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru!<br>**[01:43] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your big brother's here to fetch you, meow!<br>**[01:44] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Nyanpire. He seems<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unusually stubborn about this.<br>**[01:46] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Chachamaru!<br>**[01:49] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! We went and told Chachamaru-kun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Nyanpire was looking for him.<br>**[01:54] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Chachamaru-kun made a face like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it was a hassle, didn't he, Komori-kun?<br>**[01:58] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, he did, didn't he, Mori-kun?<br>**[02:00] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:01] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems like he's relieved<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be on his own after all.<br>**[02:05] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true!<br>**[02:06] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We get along really well as brothers!<br>**[02:09] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Nyanpire!<br>**[02:13] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Chachamaru! Hey!<br>**[02:16] Nanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Wait, huh?<br>**[02:17] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Surely he's not lost, is he?<br>**[02:19] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a useless big brother.<br>**[02:21] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even Chachamaru-kun would get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fed up with you if you're like this.<br>**[02:26] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this is where you were, elder brother!<br>**[02:28] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru?<br>**[02:31] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mori-san and Komori-san told me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you were looking for me.<br>**[02:35] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew you would get lost,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I've been looking for you.<br>**[02:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:42] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, let's go home.<br>**[02:44] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your hand.<br>**[02:45] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[02:47] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like Nyanpire said, they get along<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;very well as brothers in their own way.<br>**[02:52] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, I can't tell which<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one's the elder brother.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E10 - Warrior Masamunya's Devotion

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P2N7/warrior-masamunyas-devotion)<br>
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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.<br>**[00:10] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished...<br>**[00:13] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>**[00:15] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:19] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:22] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:25] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>**[00:32] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meow there, Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Warrior Masamunya's Devotion
<br>**[00:34] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, is that you, Masamunya?<br>**[00:36] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, uh... Say, would you like to come<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on a picnic or something with me?<br>**[00:40] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got those strawberries you love so much!<br>**[00:42] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strawberries?<br>**[00:45] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want any, meow.<br>**[00:46] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[00:49] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, surely not...*<br>**[00:50] (Flashback) Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When the final cherry<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tomato falls... I will...<br>**[00:57] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elder brother, is that all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the strawberries gone now?<br>**[01:00] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I've still got some stuck in my throat.<br>**[01:03] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's because you eat them so quickly.<br>**[01:04] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, have some water.<br>**[01:06] Masamunya**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire has contracted*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an incurable disease!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Protein
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Green<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plant<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Juice
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Garlic <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Egg Whites
<br>**[01:16] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's all this?<br>**[01:17] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They appear to be health products.<br>**[01:19] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bingo!<br>**[01:20] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I went online, placed a load<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of orders, and bought lots!<br>**[01:23] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rich really do things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;differently, don't they?<br>**[01:25] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I ended up spending three months<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my allowance in advance, but...<br>**[01:29] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of it was for your sake!<br>**[01:31] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Nyanpire! You can start<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; where you like! Give 'em a try!<br>**[01:34] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Why?<br>**[01:36] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Why"?<br>**[01:37] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I want you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;live a long and healthy life!<br>**[01:39] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Using these means you live longer?<br>**[01:42] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, maybe I'll try some!<br>**[01:47] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow! My paw pads!<br>**[01:49] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hang in there, Nyanpire!<br>**[01:51] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the power of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hyper Bamboo Massage Step!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Green<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plant<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Juice
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gold
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gold
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gold
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More
<br>**[01:55] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Drink this. It's Green Plant Juice Gold.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meow-Veggies
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meow-Veggies
<br>**[01:59] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything is green...<br>**[02:01] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you are, elder brother.<br>**[02:03] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A footbath with hot red pepper bath salts.<br>**[02:06] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It stings, meow...<br>**[02:08] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have some Deluxe Garlic Egg Whites, too!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Garlic <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Egg Whites
<br>**[02:12] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This hurts... And they taste terrible!<br>**[02:15] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's all in the name of better health...<br>**[02:17] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?<br>**[02:18] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I *thought* I could smell the stench of idiocy.<br>**[02:22] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems to be coming from you guys.<br>**[02:24] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have time to play right now.<br>**[02:27] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, well.<br>**[02:28] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, Nyanpire, what's the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;purpose of this ridiculousness?<br>**[02:32] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're health products<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Masamunya bought for me.<br>**[02:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They help you live longer!<br>**[02:37] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[02:38] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can stay young and healthy forever!<br>**[02:42] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, how wonderful.<br>**[02:43] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, might I ask a question?<br>**[02:45] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure! What is it?<br>**[02:46] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a vampire cat, so you'll stay<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;young forever and never die, right?<br>**[02:50] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:50] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right!<br>**[02:52] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
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# E11 - Halloween

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX72KN/halloween)<br>
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**[00:00] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once upon a time, there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a poor abandoned little kitten.<br>**[00:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just when it seemed its little life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; was about to be extinguished,<br>**[00:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a vampire appeared out of the darkness,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.<br>**[00:11] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lived on as a vampire.<br>**[00:16] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was also when he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;became known as Nyanpire.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kitten<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;News
<br>**[00:21] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I think about it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's nearly Halloween, isn't it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kitten<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;News
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kitten<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;News
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Halloween
<br>**[00:24] Others**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Halloween?<br>**[00:26] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who doesn't know what Halloween is?<br>**[00:28] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me!<br>**[00:29] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On Halloween, children dress up in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;costumes and walk around collecting candy.<br>**[00:33] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a tradition.<br>**[00:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! Candy!<br>**[00:37] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elder brother, you're drooling.<br>**[00:39] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can they dress as whatever they want?<br>**[00:41] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pretty much anything goes,<br>**[00:43] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but originally, monsters, ghosts, and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;witches were the most common costumes.<br>**[00:46] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, it's sometimes called<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Festival of the Dead.<br>**[00:49] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh.<br>**[00:51] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! On Halloween,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's all go get candy together!<br>**[00:55] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sounds nice.<br>**[00:56] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, why don't we all dress<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up and meet back here?<br>**[01:00] Everyone**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Agreed!<br>**[01:05] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Trick or treat!<br>**[01:07] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How cute!<br>**[01:09] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Where's Chachamaru?<br>**[01:11] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru said he was going to make his<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;own costume. I wonder how it turned out.<br>**[01:16] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm right here.<br>**[01:18] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful out there, okay?<br>**[01:20] Misaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And take care of Nyanpire.<br>**[01:22] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can rely on me.<br>**[01:24] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's cute, too, in its own way.<br>**[01:29] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Trick or treat!<br>**[01:31] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mori-kun and Komori-kun?<br>**[01:34] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[01:35] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Halloween is, like, basically<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a festival for us, right?<br>**[01:38] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, Komoko-chan?<br>**[01:39] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like, totally, Moriko-chan.<br>**[01:41] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We look killer in these costumes, right?<br>**[01:44] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm, like, scaring myself, you know?<br>**[01:45] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye, you two.<br>**[01:50] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel those weren't really costumes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; they just dressed up as girls...<br>**[01:54] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[01:56] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You there.<br>**[01:57] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you know what today is?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. It's Halloween.<br>**[02:01] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you use not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;knowing as an excuse.<br>**[02:03] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you understand, hand over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your candy immediately.<br>**[02:07] Katsuo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? But...<br>**[02:08] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:09] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:10] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:10] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:11] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:11] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:11] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:11] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:11] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:12] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.<br>**[02:12] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zero.<br>**[02:14] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, both of you have very cute costumes.<br>**[02:17] Naynpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi-san, you never change, do you?<br>**[02:19] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't Masamunya-san here yet?<br>**[02:22] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it, not yet.<br>**[02:23] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if he got lost.<br>**[02:25] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not you, elder brother.<br>**[02:31] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I rue the day.<br>**[02:37] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[02:38] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Masamunya, what are you supposed to be?<br>**[02:41] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I mean... you said ghosts...<br>**[02:43] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A battlefield deserter isn't a ghost.<br>**[02:45] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:46] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're the best. Seriously,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the best. I just want to hug you.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued, meow
<br>**[02:57] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This isn't right...*<br>

# E12 - The Vampire Returns

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0XJN/the-vampire-returns)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Vampire Returns
<br>**[00:17] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up! Can't it be tomorrow already?<br>**[00:22] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's getting closer!<br>**[00:23] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Definitely getting closer!<br>**[00:25] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's getting closer!<br>**[00:25] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Getting closer!<br>**[00:26] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Closer and closer!<br>**[00:28] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, who's getting closer?<br>**[00:30] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! You gave me such a fright!<br>**[00:31] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing in a place like this?<br>**[00:33] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm looking forward to tomorrow's <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;picnic *so* much, I couldn't sleep!<br>**[00:36] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you guys doing here?<br>**[00:39] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tonight, for the first time in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a long time, we might get to see him.<br>**[00:43] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So we're flying all over the place.<br>**[00:45] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, Komori-kun?<br>**[00:46] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, Mori-kun.<br>**[00:47] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By "him," you don't mean...<br>**[00:50] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the vampire who gave me eternal life, do you?<br>**[00:54] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[00:55] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[00:56] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna see him, too, meow!<br>**[00:57] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna see him! I wanna see him!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I wanna see him, meow!<br>**[01:00] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I want to thank him for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;letting me meet all my friends!<br>**[01:06] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to me, Nyanpire.<br>**[01:09] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[01:10] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, one day, you will<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have to part from your friends.<br>**[01:15] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean?<br>**[01:17] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't know? You were granted eternal life.<br>**[01:20] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That means your friends<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will die before you do.<br>**[01:23] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That can't be!<br>**[01:26] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire sure is late.<br>**[01:29] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so strange. He left the house before me.<br>**[01:33] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet he just got lost again.<br>**[01:36] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guys... I can't go on a picnic with you...<br>**[01:40] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chachamaru...<br>**[01:41] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyatenshi-san...<br>**[01:43] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Masamunya...<br>**[01:45] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love you, but this is goodbye!<br>**[01:53] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vampire-san, it made me sad to do it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I've said goodbye to my friends.<br>**[01:57] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just can't watch them die<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I love them so much!<br>**[02:01] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's better this way. It's better.<br>**[02:04] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now, I'm gonna go to where you are!<br>**[02:08] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go, Komori-kun. Let's go to where he is.<br>**[02:11] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, let's go, Mori-kun.<br>**[02:13] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:15] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[02:16] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just... I was wondering <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where Vampire-san actually *is*...<br>**[02:21] Mori; Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Now that you mention it...<br>**[02:23] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems your place is with your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;friends for a little while longer.<br>**[02:27] Vampire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, welcome back, Nyanpire,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to where your friends are.<br>**[02:31] Mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should we head back, Komori-kun?<br>**[02:33] Komori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's do that, Mori-kun.<br>**[02:35] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where am I?<br>**[02:39] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nyanpire, you really did get here before us.<br>**[02:42] Chachamaru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were worried because you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;weren't at the meeting place.<br>**[02:44] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you just got lost again, didn't you?<br>**[02:47] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyhow, shall we eat our lunches?<br>**[02:49] Masamunya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must be hungry, right, Nyanpire?<br>**[02:51] Nyanpire**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love you all so much, meow!<br>**[02:55] Nyatenshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that a confession of love?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye, meow
<br>**[02:57] Everyone**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye, meow!<br>