Season 1

E1 - Give Me Blood Meow
E2 - The One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya, Appears
E3 - Nyatenshi-san Appears
E4 - The Story of Nyatenshi-san
E5 - Nice To Meet You
E6 - Want to Come to My Place?
E7 - Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear
E8 - Summer Festival
E9 - First Errand
E10 - Warrior Masamunya's Devotion
E11 - Halloween
E12 - The Vampire Returns

E1 - Give Me Blood Meow

E2 - The One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya, Appears

E3 - Nyatenshi-san Appears

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:14] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:16] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:20] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:23] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:26] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:30] Nyanpire
    I wanna eat!
[00:31] Nyanpire
    I-I-I... I wanna eat!
SIGN    Nyatenshi-san Appears
[00:33] Nyanpire
    Garlic ramen!
[00:39] Nyatenshi
    You there.
[00:41] Nyatenshi
    As I am one of God's angels, I believe giving me
    that dried sardine would be to your benefit.
[00:47] Henchman Cat
    What? But...
[00:50] Nyanpire
    Th-That's...
[00:52] Nyanpire
    ...someone like me!
[00:55] Nyanpire
    A-Are you a vampire cat, too?
[01:00] Nyatenshi
    No. I am an angel.
[01:04] Nyanpire
    An angel?
[01:05] Nyatenshi
    Or more accurately, an ex-angel.
[01:07] Nyatenshi
    My behavior was so bad, I was chased out
    of Heaven, and I became a fallen angel.
[01:11] Nyatenshi
    People call me Nyatenshi.
[01:13] Nyatenshi
    But I simply cannot imagine what it is
    about me that God thought was so bad.
[01:19] Nyatenshi
    Still, living down here on
    earth is fun in its own way.
[01:21] Nyatenshi
    The food's delicious and I can do whatever
     I like, so everything turned out all right.
[01:25] Nyatenshi
    I think this is as good
    a way to live as any other.
[01:28] Nyatenshi
    Though, I have no intention
    of letting things end this way.
[01:32] Nyatenshi
    And you are?
[01:34] Nyanpire
    Actually, because of blah blah, yada yada,
     things ended up like this, meow.
[01:38] Nyatenshi
    Ah, I see.
[01:40] Nyatenshi
    Well, in a way, this must be fate.
[01:41] Nyatenshi
    As a fellow winged creature,
    it's nice to meet you.
[01:45] Masamunya
    Hey!
[01:46] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[01:47] Masamunya
    N-Nyanpire! Who's this?!
[01:50] Nyanpire
    This is Nyatenshi-san.
[01:52] Masamunya
    I didn't mean their name!
[01:53] Masamunya
    You're holding hands...
    What's your relationship?!
[01:55] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[01:57] Nyatenshi
    Hm?
[01:59] Nyatenshi
    Nyanpire-kun.
[02:00] Nyatenshi
    Your circumstances seem inconvenient.
[02:03] Nyatenshi
    As an angel, it wouldn't hurt or
    even tickle if you drank my blood.
[02:06] Nyatenshi
    Please, drink as much as you want.
[02:08] Masamunya
    Wha—
[02:09] Nyanpire
    You're a god!
SIGN    Ch
SIGN    omp
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
[02:15] Nyatenshi
    What do you think? How does
    my nice, fresh blood taste?
[02:19] Nyanpire
    It's delicious! I feel revived!
[02:22] Masamunya
    Blast! That darn Nyanpire looks so happy...
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
SIGN    Grr
[02:28] Masamunya
    N-Nyanpire!
[02:31] Masamunya
    Drink.
[02:33] Masamunya
    F-For a warrior, having a little
    blood taken is nothing!
[02:38] Masamunya
    Now, drink my blood!
[02:50] Nyanpire
    I don't need any right now. I'm full.
[02:53] Masamunya
    What?
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E4 - The Story of Nyatenshi-san

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:04] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished,
[00:07] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
     and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:12] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:14] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:16] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:23] Nyanpire
    This weather's perfect
    for basking in the sun.
[00:25] Nyatenshi
    It really is, isn't it?
SIGN    The Story of Nyatenshi-san
[00:27] Nyatenshi
    I think you may have gotten a bit of a tan.
[00:29] Nyanpire
    Really?
[00:30] Masamunya
    Hey, aren't you supposed to be a vampire?
[00:33] Nyatenshi
    On days when the weather is a lovely as this,
[00:35] Nyatenshi
    I am reminded of my days in Heaven.
[00:38] Masamunya
    Oh, right. You were expelled
    from Heaven, weren't you?
[00:41] Nyanpire
    For bad behavior, right? What did you do?
[00:45] Nyatenshi
    You want to hear the story?
[00:47] Nyanpire
    I want to hear it!
[00:48] Masamunya
    I'm not particularly...
[00:51] Nyatenshi
    You want to hear it that badly?
[00:53] Nyatenshi
    Meow.
[00:53] Masamunya
    I'll listen! All I need to do is listen, right?
[00:55] Nyatenshi
    I see. Well then, allow
    me to reminisce a little.
[00:58] Nyatenshi
    It was on a beautiful day just like this one...
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
[01:04] Nyatenshi
    "Ah, the weather is lovely again today!"
[01:08] Nyatenshi
    At that moment, I heard
    someone sobbing nearby.
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
[01:12] Female Angel
    "Sob, sob. Sob, sob."
[01:15] Nyatenshi
    "Excuse me. Is something wrong?"
[01:18] Nyatenshi
    It was an extremely, amazingly
    cute angel cat (female).
[01:22] Nyatenshi
    It was impossible for a gentleman
    like myself to ignore a crying girl.
[01:27] Nyatenshi
    "Excuse me. Is something wrong?"
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
[01:30] Female Angel
    "Well, you see, I will soon be forced to go
     live with this lord and become his bride."
[01:35] Female Angel
    "It is a union arranged by
     our parents. Sob, sob, sob."
[01:38] Nyatenshi
    "A political marriage, huh? How cruel."
[01:42] Female Angel
    "Oh, just once, I wanted
    to experience a fiery love."
[01:48] Nyatenshi
    As she spoke, her teary
    eyes burned with passion.
[01:51] Nyatenshi
    Her pale fur, her misty eyes,
    her peach-pink cheeks...
[01:55] Nyatenshi
    As I gazed at her, my heart was set aflame.
[01:59] Nyatenshi
    And then!
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
[02:02] Nyatenshi
    "This is love!"
[02:03] Female Angel
    "Huh?"
[02:03] Nyatenshi
    "I have fallen in love with you!"
[02:05] Nyatenshi
    "I want to make you mine!"
[02:08] Female Angel
    "What?"
[02:09] Nyagel
    "I love you."
SIGN    Over 18s Only
SIGN    Over 18s Only
[02:13] Nyatenshi
    And so, we shared our love for each other.
[02:17] Nyatenshi
    But it turned out her fiancé was the
    most influential person in Heaven.
SIGN    Over 18 Only
SIGN    Over 18 Only
[02:24] Nyatenshi
    He learned of what had transpired,
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
[02:26] Nyatenshi
    and I was banished from
    Heaven that very day.
[02:32] Nyatenshi
    It was so cruel.
[02:34] Nyatenshi
    We were only following our hearts.
[02:37] Nyatenshi
    All we did was love each
    other in every way we could.
[02:40] Nyanpire
    That's so sad, meow!
[02:43] Masamunya
    You wouldn't know from looking at you,
     but you have such a tragic past!
[02:47] Nyatenshi
    You understand, don't you?
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
[02:50] Nyagnel
    Though, all of that just now was made up.
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
SIGN    Nyatenshi's Reminiscences
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E5 - Nice To Meet You

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:04] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished,
[00:07] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
     and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:12] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:14] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:16] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nice To Meet You
[00:25] Nyanpire
    U-Um...
[00:27] Misaki
    Isn't he cute? He's called Chachamaru!
[00:30] Misaki
    Starting today, he'll be living here!
[00:33] Nyanpire
    N-No way!
SIGN    Please adopt
SIGN    °Drinks blood
SIGN    Caution
[00:35] Nyanpire
    It's next gen time?!
[00:37] Nyanpire
    No, meow! I don't wanna, meow!
    Please don't abandon me...
[00:40] Misaki
    What's that, Nyanpire?
    You know I wouldn't abandon you.
[00:44] Misaki
    A friend was looking for people to
    foster kittens, so I brought one home.
[00:48] Misaki
    Nyanpire, you're the big brother,
    so make sure you look after him, 'kay?
[00:53] Nyanpire
    B-Big brother?
[00:56] Misaki
    Here. Your snack.
[00:58] Misaki
    Now, play nicely together!
[01:01] Nyanpire
    O-Okay! Starting today,
    I'll be looking after you,
[01:04] Nyanpire
    so you can rely on me for everything!
[01:06] Chachamaru
    I'm fine, thanks.
[01:10] Nyanpire
    What?
[01:10] Chachamaru
    I'm still small, but I can mostly take care of my
     own needs. You don't have to worry about me.
[01:16] Nyanpire
    Oh... I see...
[01:18] Nyanpire
    Th-Then, want to eat our snack?
     We can take our time introducing ourselves—
[01:23] Nyanpire
    Th-The strawberries are gone!
[01:25] Chachamaru
    Oh, yeah, as you hadn't touched them,
[01:27] Chachamaru
    I thought maybe you didn't
    like them, so I ate them all.
[01:30] Chachamaru
    Though you really shouldn't be so picky.
[01:32] Nyanpire
    What have you done?!
[01:34] Nyanpire
    I love strawberries!
[01:36] Nyanpire
    I hate you, Chachamaru!
[01:38] Nyanpire
    I don't need a little brother! Get out!
[01:41] Chachamaru
    Understood. I will leave.
[01:49] Nyanpire
    What was that about? It makes
    me seem like I'm the bad guy.
[01:57] Nyanpire
    I wonder if he went outside.
[02:00] Nyanpire
    He doesn't even know the
    area around here yet...
[02:03] Nyanpire
    Surely he hasn't...
[02:04] Nyanpire
    He might get lost...
[02:07] Nyanpire
    and get bullied by boss cats...
[02:10] Nyanpire
    and get attacked by stray dogs...
[02:13] Nyanpire
    and get hit by a car!
[02:17] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru...
[02:20] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru!
[02:22] Nyanpire
    I'm coming to save you! Don't die!
[02:26] Chachamaru
    Is something the matter? You seem panicked.
[02:30] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru...
[02:32] Chachamaru
    I went and asked Misaki-chan
    for some more strawberries.
[02:35] Chachamaru
    Shall we eat them together?
[02:37] Nyanpire
    Y-Yeah.
[02:38] Nyanpire
    I'm sorry about earlier...
[02:40] Chachamaru
    Now, let's hurry up and eat, elder brother.
[02:44] Nyanpire
    Yeah!
[02:49] Chachamaru
    Elder brother...
[02:52] Chachamaru
    Let's eat them the normal way...
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E6 - Want to Come to My Place?

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:14] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:16] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:20] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:23] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:26] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:30] Masamunya
    Heave-ho, heave-ho...
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Want to Come to My Place?
[00:32] Masamunya
    I bought up all the spring onions.
[00:34] Masamunya
    If I continue at this rate, the day that
     onion jerk disappears will soon be—
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Katakura
[00:45] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:46] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:47] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:48] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:49] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:49] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:53] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:53] Crowd
    Congratulations.
[00:54] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:56] Crowd
    Congratulations.
[01:05] Masamunya
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
[01:14] Masamunya
    N-Nyanpire! When did you get here?
[01:20] Masamunya
    H-Has something happened?
[01:24] Nyanpire
    Man, Misaki-chan gets angry way too much.
[01:28] Nyanpire
    She's always spoiling Chachamaru,
[01:30] Nyanpire
    but with me, she gets angry right away!
[01:32] Masamunya
    It can't really be helped.
    It's because you're the big brother.
[01:36] Nyanpire
    That's true, but...
[01:40] Nyanpire
    I'm so unhappy.
[01:43] Masamunya
    Unhappy?
[01:44] Masamunya
    Th-Then, uh... What do you
    think would make you happy?
[01:48] Nyanpire
    Ooh, well, let's see...
[01:51] Nyanpire
    Living in a big house where no one gets
    mad at me no matter how much mess I make!
[01:56] Nyanpire
    And I want to be able to eat a
    mountain of snacks every day!
[02:00] Nyanpire
    If I could drink as much blood
     as I want, whenever I want,
[02:04] Nyanpire
    I would be so, so happy!
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
[02:07] Nyanpire
    Ah, isn't there anyone who can make
     me the happiest cat in the world?
[02:12] Masamunya
    In th-that case... b-but only if you want to...
[02:16] Masamunya
    Will you come live with me
     right this very minute?
[02:20] Masamunya
    If you did, I would never do
    anything to make you sad!
[02:25] Masamunya
    I will make you happy!
[02:27] Misaki
    Nyanpire!
[02:28] Misaki
    Food time! Come on home!
[02:31] Masamunya
    So, uh... what do you say? I'm serious.
    Won't you come live with... me?
[02:36] Misaki
    Today, we're having Spaghetti
    Napolitan with lots of ketchup.
[02:40] Misaki
    And no onions.
[02:41] Nyanpire
    Yay!
[02:46] Masamunya
    Sniff.
[02:54] Masamunya
    A warrior does not seek happiness.
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E7 - Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:04] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished,
[00:07] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
     and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:11] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:14] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:16] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear
[00:24] Vampire
    Nyanpire... Nyanpire...
[00:28] Vampire
    Nyanpire.
[00:30] Nyanpire
    Y-You're the guy from before!
[00:33] Vampire
    It seems you followed my command
     to find blood on your own.
[00:37] Nyanpire
    Yes, meow!
[00:38] Nyanpire
    Thanks to you, I've become
    a splendid vampire cat!
[00:43] Vampire
    Then, as a reward,
[00:45] Vampire
    I will drink all of your blood.
SIGN    Ch
SIGN    omp
[00:51] Nyanpire
    Ow!
[00:52] Mori
    What's this? He's not
    yummy at all, Komori-kun.
[00:55] Komori
    Not yummy at all, Mori-kun.
[00:59] Nyanpire
    What are you doing?
[01:00] Mori
    Uh, well... we were thirsty, you see...
[01:03] Komori
    We thought we'd have some blood.
[01:05] Nyanpire
    The thing is, I also drink blood, so even
    if you drink mine, it won't taste good.
[01:10] Mori
    What? Wait, does that mean you're...
[01:12] Komori
    Did the vampire baptize you in blood, too?
[01:14] Nyanpire
    What? You know him? I owe him my life!
[01:18] Mori
    Of course we know him!
[01:20] Komori
    After all, we're part of
    the vampire family, too.
[01:22] Nyanpire
    The vampire family?
[01:24] Komori
    A tribe that drinks blood.
     Basically, we're kin!
[01:28] Nyanpire
    So, you know him really well, right?
[01:31] Nyanpire
    What's he like? Is he as
    amazing as I think he is?
[01:35] Mori; Komori
    He's just... you know.
[01:36] Nyanpire
    "You know"?
[01:38] Mori
    Hidden beneath that jet-black
     cape is his true self:
[01:41] Mori
    A man who loves cats to an abnormal degree.
[01:43] Mori
    He's crazy for them! A total cat nerd!
[01:44] Komori
    He's always accompanied by adorbs cats.
[01:47] Komori
    He keeps several billion
    cats in that cloak of his!
[01:51] Komori
    They're packed in so tightly!
    Or at least, that's what we heard.
SIGN    A ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:55] Mori
    I'm sure the next time you meet,
    he'll spirit you away, too.
[01:59] Mori
    Ah, how scary!
[02:00] Komori
    If he does that, he might make
    you part of his cat collection!
[02:03] Komori
    Ah, how scary!
[02:06] Both
    Huh?
[02:07] Mori
    We're kidding! It was a joke.
[02:09] Mori
    To tell you the truth, we don't
    know the vampire all that well.
[02:12] Komori
    That's right. It's all just rumors!
[02:14] Mori
    C'mon, we should try and get along!
    We're friends, aren't we?
[02:18] Nyanpire
    Friends?
[02:19] Mori; Komori
    That's right!
[02:20] Nyanpire
    Vampire-san, too?
[02:22] Mori; Komori
    That's right!
[02:27] Mori
    Okay! Now, as a mark of our reconciliation,
    wanna go for a quick fly around?
[02:31] Komori
    Sounds good! Let's go!
[02:35] Nyanpire
    I have wings, but I can't fly.
[02:37] Mori
    Huh? Oh, in that case, we could
     go lay waste to a garlic field...
[02:41] Nyanpire
    I love garlic.
[02:43] Komori
    Then, how about we go cross-hunting?
[02:46] Mori; Komori
    A-A cross?
[02:50] Mori
    Um, then... How about...
[02:52] Komori
    Um...
[02:53] Katsuo
    Stop it!
[02:56] Katsuo
    Stop it!
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E8 - Summer Festival

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:14] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:17] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:20] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:23] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:26] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Summer Festival
SIGN    Festival
[00:34] Masamunya
    Summer!
[00:35] Masamunya
    Yukata!
[00:37] Masamunya
    Bon Festival dancing!
[00:40] Masamunya
    Right?
[00:41] Nyanpire
    A watermelon pattern would've been better.
[00:43] Masamunya
    Huh?
[00:44] Chachamaru
    Elder brother, Masamunya-san went to
    the trouble of giving you a present.
[00:48] Chachamaru
    Please don't whine.
[00:50] Nyanpire
    But I like the deep red of
    watermelons more than sunflowers!
[00:55] Nyanpire
    I want watermelons! Watermelons!
[00:57] Chachamaru
    I'm so sorry about him.
[00:57] Nyanpire
    Watermelons!
[00:58] Masamunya
    Oh, it's all right.
[01:01] Masamunya
    Getting us matching ones has backfired.
[01:04] Nyatenshi
    What's this? Looks like there
    are candied apples over there!
[01:07] Nyanpire
    Yay! I love candied apples!
[01:10] Chachamaru
    Honestly. My elder brother
    is such a child, isn't he?
[01:13] Masamunya
    Right. Candied apples
    equals comeback time!
[01:15] Nyanpire
    Wow...
[01:17] Nyanpire
    They look so yummy... I want to eat them, meow!
[01:21] Masamunya
    Here. An apology for the yukata.
SIGN    Candied Apples
SIGN    Candied Apples
SIGN    Candied Apples
SIGN    Candied Apples
[01:26] Nyanpire
    I wanted a red candied apple.
[01:29] Masamunya
    What?
[01:30] Nyatenshi
    Then, allow me to take that off your hands.
[01:33] Masamunya
    That blasted Nyatenshi...
[01:41] Nyanpire
    Wow!
[01:44] Masamunya
    That's it! Shooting equals comeback time!
[01:46] Masamunya
    This time, I will make Nyanpire happy!
[01:51] Masamunya
    Watch this, Nyanpire.
[01:52] Masamunya
    I'm a very good shot.
[02:07] Stall Guy
    Big winner!
[02:09] Masamunya
    I got it.
[02:10] Nyanpire
    Let's go to the next one!
[02:11] Chachamaru
    Let's go.
[02:12] Masamunya
    Hey, wait!
[02:13] Nyatenshi
    You heard them...
[02:15] Masamunya
    I said, wait!
[02:17] Masamunya
    Heave, heave... Heave!
[02:20] Masamunya
    Heave... Heave... Heave...
[02:26] Masamunya
    Where'd everyone go?
[02:31] Nyanpire
    There! Over there!
[02:33] Nyanpire
    Masamunya!
[02:37] Masamunya
    Why are you all here?
[02:39] Chachamaru
    We saw your huge Buddha statue
    in the light of the fireworks.
[02:42] Nyatenshi
    Isn't it wonderful that such a massive
    hunk of junk has proven useful?
[02:47] Nyanpire
    Come on. Let's go play with sparklers together.
[02:51] Masamunya
    Yeah!
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E9 - First Errand

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:04] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished,
[00:07] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
     and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:11] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:13] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:16] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    First Errand
[00:24] Chachamaru
    Elder brother!
[00:25] Nyanpire
    This is so much fun, meow!
[00:27] Chachamaru
    Shouldn't you be going shopping?
[00:30] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[00:31] (Flashback) Misaki
    Nyanpire, I'm counting on you
    to do the shopping, okay?
SIGN    Shopping
[00:36] Nyanpire
    I'll go later!
[00:39] Chachamaru
    Dear, oh dear.
SIGN    Shopping
[00:42] Chachamaru
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho...
SIGN    Shopping
SIGN    Shopping
[00:45] Masamunya
    Oh, how admirable, Chachamaru.
[00:47] Masamunya
    Going shopping on your own at your age...
[00:49] Chachamaru
    Since my elder brother is the way he is,
     I need to be more responsible.
[00:53] Nyatenshi
    Having such a useless big
    brother sure is a burden, huh?
[01:00] Masamunya
    Nyanpire. Chachamaru took it
    on himself to go do the shopping.
[01:05] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[01:06] Nyatenshi
    Well, he is very responsible.
    I'm sure he'll be fine on his own.
[01:10] Nyanpire
    That's not true!
    Chachamaru's lost without me!
[01:16] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru! Where are you?
[01:17] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru?
[01:19] Masamunya
    Hey, wait, Nyanpire!
[01:21] Nyatenshi
    I believe Chachamaru-kun will feel
    more at ease without you there.
[01:26] Nyanpire
    Who asked you?!
[01:27] Mori
    Now that you mention it,
    Chachamaru-kun said something earlier.
[01:30] Komori
    "It's easier to get things done
     when Big Brother isn't around."
[01:33] Nyanpire
    What?
[01:33] Nyatenshi
    You see?
[01:35] Nyanpire
    That's not right!
[01:36] Mori
    He's gone, huh, Komori-kun?
[01:38] Komori
    Even though we were lying, huh, Mori-kun?
[01:41] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru!
[01:43] Nyanpire
    Your big brother's here to fetch you, meow!
[01:44] Masamunya
    That Nyanpire. He seems
    unusually stubborn about this.
[01:46] Nyanpire
    Hey! Chachamaru!
[01:49] Mori
    Hey! We went and told Chachamaru-kun
    that Nyanpire was looking for him.
[01:54] Mori
    But Chachamaru-kun made a face like
    it was a hassle, didn't he, Komori-kun?
[01:58] Komori
    Yeah, he did, didn't he, Mori-kun?
[02:00] Nyanpire
    What?
[02:01] Nyatenshi
    Seems like he's relieved
    to be on his own after all.
[02:05] Nyanpire
    That's not true!
[02:06] Nyanpire
    We get along really well as brothers!
[02:09] Masamunya
    Hey! Nyanpire!
[02:13] Nyanpire
    Hey, Chachamaru! Hey!
[02:16] Nanpire
    Huh? Wait, huh?
[02:17] Masamunya
    Surely he's not lost, is he?
[02:19] Nyatenshi
    What a useless big brother.
[02:21] Nyatenshi
    Even Chachamaru-kun would get
    fed up with you if you're like this.
[02:26] Chachamaru
    So this is where you were, elder brother!
[02:28] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru?
[02:31] Chachamaru
    Mori-san and Komori-san told me
     you were looking for me.
[02:35] Chachamaru
    I knew you would get lost,
    so I've been looking for you.
[02:41] Nyanpire
    What?
[02:42] Chachamaru
    Now, let's go home.
[02:44] Chachamaru
    Your hand.
[02:45] Nyanpire
    Okay!
[02:47] Masamunya
    Like Nyanpire said, they get along
    very well as brothers in their own way.
[02:52] Nyatenshi
    Though, I can't tell which
    one's the elder brother.
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E10 - Warrior Masamunya's Devotion

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:13] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:15] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:19] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:22] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:25] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:32] Masamunya
    Meow there, Nyanpire.
SIGN    Warrior Masamunya's Devotion
[00:34] Nyanpire
    Ah, is that you, Masamunya?
[00:36] Masamunya
    Yeah, uh... Say, would you like to come
    on a picnic or something with me?
[00:40] Masamunya
    I've got those strawberries you love so much!
[00:42] Nyanpire
    Strawberries?
[00:45] Nyanpire
    I don't want any, meow.
[00:46] Masamunya
    What?
[00:49] Masamunya
    Wait, surely not...
[00:50] (Flashback) Nyanpire
    When the final cherry
    tomato falls... I will...
[00:57] Chachamaru
    Elder brother, is that all
    the strawberries gone now?
[01:00] Nyanpire
    No, I've still got some stuck in my throat.
[01:03] Chachamaru
    That's because you eat them so quickly.
[01:04] Chachamaru
    Here, have some water.
[01:06] Masamunya
    Nyanpire has contracted
    an incurable disease!
SIGN    Protein
SIGN    Green
    Plant
    Juice
SIGN    Garlic
    Egg Whites
[01:16] Nyanpire
    What's all this?
[01:17] Chachamaru
    They appear to be health products.
[01:19] Masamunya
    Bingo!
[01:20] Masamunya
    I went online, placed a load
    of orders, and bought lots!
[01:23] Chachamaru
    The rich really do things
    differently, don't they?
[01:25] Masamunya
    I ended up spending three months
    of my allowance in advance, but...
[01:29] Masamunya
    All of it was for your sake!
[01:31] Masamunya
    Now, Nyanpire! You can start
     where you like! Give 'em a try!
[01:34] Nyanpire
    Huh? Why?
[01:36] Masamunya
    "Why"?
[01:37] Masamunya
    Because I want you to
    live a long and healthy life!
[01:39] Nyanpire
    Huh? Using these means you live longer?
[01:42] Nyanpire
    In that case, maybe I'll try some!
[01:47] Nyanpire
    Ow, ow, ow! My paw pads!
[01:49] Masamunya
    Hang in there, Nyanpire!
[01:51] Masamunya
    This is the power of the
    Hyper Bamboo Massage Step!
SIGN    Green
    Plant
    Juice
SIGN    Gold
SIGN    Gold
SIGN    Gold
SIGN    More
[01:55] Masamunya
    Drink this. It's Green Plant Juice Gold.
SIGN    Meow-Veggies
SIGN    Meow-Veggies
[01:59] Nyanpire
    Everything is green...
[02:01] Chachamaru
    Here you are, elder brother.
[02:03] Chachamaru
    A footbath with hot red pepper bath salts.
[02:06] Nyanpire
    It stings, meow...
[02:08] Masamunya
    Have some Deluxe Garlic Egg Whites, too!
SIGN    Garlic
    Egg Whites
[02:12] Nyanpire
    This hurts... And they taste terrible!
[02:15] Nyanpire
    But it's all in the name of better health...
[02:17] Nyatenshi
    What's this?
[02:18] Nyatenshi
    I thought I could smell the stench of idiocy.
[02:22] Nyatenshi
    It seems to be coming from you guys.
[02:24] Masamunya
    We don't have time to play right now.
[02:27] Nyatenshi
    Well, well.
[02:28] Nyatenshi
    So, Nyanpire, what's the
    purpose of this ridiculousness?
[02:32] Nyanpire
    They're health products
    Masamunya bought for me.
[02:35] Nyanpire
    They help you live longer!
[02:37] Nyatenshi
    I see.
[02:38] Nyanpire
    I can stay young and healthy forever!
[02:42] Nyatenshi
    Why, how wonderful.
[02:43] Nyatenshi
    Though, might I ask a question?
[02:45] Nyanpire
    Sure! What is it?
[02:46] Nyatenshi
    You're a vampire cat, so you'll stay
    young forever and never die, right?
[02:50] Masamunya
    Huh?
[02:50] Nyanpire
    Oh, right!
[02:52] Masamunya
    No way!
SIGN    To be continued, meow

E11 - Halloween

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished,
[00:07] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
     and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:11] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:14] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:16] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Kitten
    News
[00:21] Nyatenshi
    Now that I think about it,
    it's nearly Halloween, isn't it?
SIGN    Kitten
    News
SIGN    Kitten
    News
SIGN    Halloween
[00:24] Others
    Halloween?
[00:26] Nyatenshi
    Who doesn't know what Halloween is?
[00:28] Nyanpire
    Me!
[00:29] Nyatenshi
    On Halloween, children dress up in
    costumes and walk around collecting candy.
[00:33] Nyatenshi
    It's a tradition.
[00:35] Nyanpire
    Oh! Candy!
[00:37] Chachamaru
    Elder brother, you're drooling.
[00:39] Masamunya
    Can they dress as whatever they want?
[00:41] Nyatenshi
    Pretty much anything goes,
[00:43] Nyatenshi
    but originally, monsters, ghosts, and
    witches were the most common costumes.
[00:46] Nyatenshi
    After all, it's sometimes called
    the Festival of the Dead.
[00:49] Masamunya
    Huh.
[00:51] Nyanpire
    Hey! On Halloween,
    let's all go get candy together!
[00:55] Chachamaru
    That sounds nice.
[00:56] Nyatenshi
    Then, why don't we all dress
    up and meet back here?
[01:00] Everyone
    Agreed!
[01:05] Nyanpire
    Trick or treat!
[01:07] Misaki
    How cute!
[01:09] Nyanpire
    Huh? Where's Chachamaru?
[01:11] Misaki
    Chachamaru said he was going to make his
    own costume. I wonder how it turned out.
[01:16] Chachamaru
    I'm right here.
[01:18] Misaki
    Be careful out there, okay?
[01:20] Misaki
    And take care of Nyanpire.
[01:22] Chachamaru
    You can rely on me.
[01:24] Nyanpire
    That's cute, too, in its own way.
[01:29] Mori; Komori
    Trick or treat!
[01:31] Nyanpire
    Mori-kun and Komori-kun?
[01:34] Mori
    That's right!
[01:35] Mori
    Halloween is, like, basically
    a festival for us, right?
[01:38] Mori
    Right, Komoko-chan?
[01:39] Komori
    Like, totally, Moriko-chan.
[01:41] Mori
    We look killer in these costumes, right?
[01:44] Komori
    I'm, like, scaring myself, you know?
[01:45] Mori
    Bye, you two.
[01:50] Chachamaru
    I feel those weren't really costumes,
     they just dressed up as girls...
[01:54] Chachamaru
    What's wrong?
[01:56] Nyatenshi
    You there.
[01:57] Nyatenshi
    Do you know what today is?
    That's right. It's Halloween.
[02:01] Nyatenshi
    I won't let you use not
    knowing as an excuse.
[02:03] Nyatenshi
    If you understand, hand over
    your candy immediately.
[02:07] Katsuo
    What? But...
[02:08] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:09] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:10] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:10] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:11] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:11] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:11] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:11] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:11] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:12] Nyatenshi
    10... 9... 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[02:12] Nyatenshi
    Zero.
[02:14] Nyatenshi
    Hey, both of you have very cute costumes.
[02:17] Naynpire
    Nyatenshi-san, you never change, do you?
[02:19] Chachamaru
    Isn't Masamunya-san here yet?
[02:22] Nyatenshi
    Now that you mention it, not yet.
[02:23] Nyanpire
    I wonder if he got lost.
[02:25] Chachamaru
    He's not you, elder brother.
[02:31] Masamunya
    I rue the day.
[02:37] Masamunya
    What's wrong?
[02:38] Nyanpire
    M-Masamunya, what are you supposed to be?
[02:41] Masamunya
    Well, I mean... you said ghosts...
[02:43] Chachamaru
    A battlefield deserter isn't a ghost.
[02:45] Masamunya
    What?
[02:46] Nyatenshi
    Oh, you're the best. Seriously,
     the best. I just want to hug you.
SIGN    To be continued, meow
[02:57] Masamunya
    This isn't right...

E12 - The Vampire Returns

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SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    The Vampire Returns
[00:17] Nyanpire
    Hurry up! Can't it be tomorrow already?
[00:22] Mori
    He's getting closer!
[00:23] Komori
    Definitely getting closer!
[00:25] Mori
    He's getting closer!
[00:25] Komori
    Getting closer!
[00:26] Mori; Komori
    Closer and closer!
[00:28] Nyanpire
    Uh, who's getting closer?
[00:30] Mori
    Ah! You gave me such a fright!
[00:31] Mori
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[00:33] Nyanpire
    I'm looking forward to tomorrow's
    picnic so much, I couldn't sleep!
[00:36] Nyanpire
    What are you guys doing here?
[00:39] Mori
    Tonight, for the first time in
    a long time, we might get to see him.
[00:43] Mori
    So we're flying all over the place.
[00:45] Mori
    Right, Komori-kun?
[00:46] Komori
    That's right, Mori-kun.
[00:47] Nyanpire
    By "him," you don't mean...
[00:50] Nyanpire
    ...the vampire who gave me eternal life, do you?
[00:54] Mori; Komori
    Yes!
[00:55] Nyanpire
    What?!
[00:56] Nyanpire
    I wanna see him, too, meow!
[00:57] Nyanpire
    I wanna see him! I wanna see him!
     I wanna see him, meow!
[01:00] Nyanpire
    And I want to thank him for
    letting me meet all my friends!
[01:06] Vampire
    Come to me, Nyanpire.
[01:09] Nyanpire
    What?
[01:10] Vampire
    After all, one day, you will
    have to part from your friends.
[01:15] Nyanpire
    What do you mean?
[01:17] Mori
    You don't know? You were granted eternal life.
[01:20] Komori
    That means your friends
    will die before you do.
[01:23] Nyanpire
    That can't be!
[01:26] Masamunya
    Nyanpire sure is late.
[01:29] Chachamaru
    That's so strange. He left the house before me.
[01:33] Nyatenshi
    I bet he just got lost again.
[01:36] Nyanpire
    Guys... I can't go on a picnic with you...
[01:40] Nyanpire
    Chachamaru...
[01:41] Nyanpire
    Nyatenshi-san...
[01:43] Nyanpire
    Masamunya...
[01:45] Nyanpire
    I love you, but this is goodbye!
[01:53] Nyanpire
    Vampire-san, it made me sad to do it,
    but I've said goodbye to my friends.
[01:57] Nyanpire
    I just can't watch them die
    when I love them so much!
[02:01] Nyanpire
    It's better this way. It's better.
[02:04] Nyanpire
    And now, I'm gonna go to where you are!
[02:08] Mori
    Let's go, Komori-kun. Let's go to where he is.
[02:11] Komori
    Yeah, let's go, Mori-kun.
[02:13] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[02:15] Mori; Komori
    What is it?
[02:16] Nyanpire
    It's just... I was wondering
    where Vampire-san actually is...
[02:21] Mori; Komori
    Huh? Now that you mention it...
[02:23] Vampire
    It seems your place is with your
    friends for a little while longer.
[02:27] Vampire
    Now, welcome back, Nyanpire,
    to where your friends are.
[02:31] Mori
    Should we head back, Komori-kun?
[02:33] Komori
    Let's do that, Mori-kun.
[02:35] Nyanpire
    Where am I?
[02:39] Masamunya
    Nyanpire, you really did get here before us.
[02:42] Chachamaru
    We were worried because you
    weren't at the meeting place.
[02:44] Nyatenshi
    I'm sure you just got lost again, didn't you?
[02:47] Masamunya
    Anyhow, shall we eat our lunches?
[02:49] Masamunya
    You must be hungry, right, Nyanpire?
[02:51] Nyanpire
    I love you all so much, meow!
[02:55] Nyatenshi
    Is that a confession of love?
SIGN    Bye, meow
[02:57] Everyone
    Bye, meow!