E5 - I Made Something Incredible

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[00:08] Hotaru
    Hello, Ichijou residence.
[00:11] Hotaru
    Komari-senpai!
[00:13] Hotaru
    Yes, it sure is hot today.
[00:16] Hotaru
    What? Our free study projects?
[00:19] Komari
    Yeah, Natsumi made me hold some "magic hand"
    and said her robot was complete.
[00:25] Komari
    I really wish she'd give me a break...
[00:28] Hotaru
    That must have been crazy.
[00:30] Komari
    Well, anyway, are you free today?
[00:34] Hotaru
    Oh... My parents are out shopping,
    so I need to watch the house...
[00:38] Hotaru
    And I have some things I need to do...
[00:42] Hotaru
    But how about tomorrow?
[00:44] Hotaru
    I'll be free then.
[00:46] Komari
    Okay, tomorrow it is.
    I'll invite the others, too.
[00:50] Komari
    See ya.
[00:51] Hotaru
    Okay.
[00:55] Hotaru
    Our free study projects...
[01:00] Hotaru
    I'll have to finish mine today.
[01:06] Hotaru
    I've already put the
    walking robot together,
[01:09] Hotaru
    so now I just need to use
    the laptop Dad lent me
[01:11] Hotaru
    to load the spoken lines
    into the talking robot.
[01:15] Hotaru
    I'll just put in some simple
    words for starters...
[01:20] Hotaru
    And now... I just put these two robots...
[01:29] Hotaru
    inside this...
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    I Made Something Incredible
[03:10] Natsumi
    Hold it!
[03:12] Natsumi
    My robot masterpiece,
    Komaringar V Version 2!
[03:16] Komari
    Seriously, don't make me
    your free study project!
[03:22] Hotaru
    There. Now to test it in an open space.
[03:25] Hotaru
    Switch on!
[03:29] Plushie
    I...
[03:32] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie...
[03:40] Hotaru
    A-Amazing! My Koma-plushie
    is talking and moving!
[03:47] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie...
[03:47] Hotaru
    No, Pechi! Stop barking at it!
[03:50] Hotaru
    Come over here.
[03:52] Hotaru
    It's just a stuffed toy. Don't be scared.
[03:55] Hotaru
    Look, Pechi, just watch!
[03:57] Hotaru
    When this Koma-plushie
[03:59] Hotaru
    is about to run into a wall...
[04:04] Plushie
    Dead end.
[04:05] Hotaru
    Look! It changes direction
    to avoid the wall!
[04:08] Hotaru
    Isn't that amazing?!
[04:10] Hotaru
    There's an infrared sensor
    in the dog's nose,
[04:13] Hotaru
    so it can tell when there's
    a wall in the way!
[04:16] Hotaru
    So even if it comes toward
    you, it'll turn and...
[04:22] Hotaru
    Huh? It didn't turn?
[04:24] Hotaru
    Maybe it only works on flat walls...
[04:27] Hotaru
    But you didn't bark this time.
    Good boy, Pechi.
[04:32] Hotaru
    Oh, someone's here.
[04:34] Hotaru
    I'll go see who it is.
[04:35] Hotaru
    Don't do anything mean
    to the Koma-plushie, okay?
[04:41] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[04:54] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
[05:00] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plu—
[05:05] Plushie
    ...shie.
[05:12] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[05:19] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
[05:38] Plushie
    Dead end.
[05:42] Hotaru
    Sorry to make you wait, Pechi.
[05:44] Hotaru
    They gave me the neighborhood bulletin,
    then we got to talking...
[05:48] Hotaru
    Huh? Where's the Koma-plushie?
[05:54] Hotaru
    The Koma-plushie... didn't go
    outside or anything, did it?
[06:03] Hotaru
    My Koma-plushie escaped!
[06:23] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[07:04] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[07:12] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
SIGN    Nonstop
[07:27] Akane
    Wait... You can't be serious...
[07:30] Renge
    It's Aka-chan!
[07:31] Renge
    Aka-chan!
[07:33] Akane
    R-Renge-chan.
[07:35] Akane
    You're using that weird nickname again.
[07:39] Akane
    Call me Akane.
[07:40] Renge
    I can't use it? But it's cute.
[07:44] Renge
    Anyway, why were you just
    standing around out here?
[07:47] Renge
    Aren't you going to Konomi-chan's house?
[07:49] Akane
    Oh... uh... I was going to, but...
[07:53] Akane
    I was going to, but...
[07:57] Akane
    Um... well...
[08:02] Akane
    I got the date wrong!
[08:06] Akane
    I practiced so hard at
    home yesterday for this,
[08:10] Akane
    then I looked at my phone just now and
    realized our practice is tomorrow!
[08:15] Akane
    I'm so embarrassed at myself for practicing
[08:17] Akane
    until I got all confident and
    taking the train out here...
[08:22] Renge
    I see.
[08:24] Renge
    But if you talk to Konomi-nee,
[08:27] Renge
    she'll still play with you today.
[08:29] Renge
    I'll go get her.
[08:31] Akane
    Ah... W-Wait!
[08:33] Renge
    What's wrong?
[08:34] Akane
    If Senpai found out that
    I got the date wrong,
[08:39] Akane
    it'd be kind of embarrassing...
[08:41] Akane
    I'll just go home for today...
[08:47] Renge
    I know!
[08:48] Renge
    Since you're here, you can play with
    me like a fish that just found water!
[08:53] Akane
    Found... water?
[08:55] Akane
    W-Well, sure, I can play...
    but what should we play?
[09:09] Renge
    Salt...
[09:11] Renge
    I'm a slug that just found salt.
[09:14] Akane
    That's pretty different from
    what you said earlier...
[09:17] Renge
    I guess you weren't too fond of that game.
[09:20] Akane
    Oh, uh... yeah...
[09:22] Renge
    What do you usually play
    outside, Akane-chin?
[09:26] Akane
    When I was little, I played things
    like hopscotch and jump rope...
[09:30] Renge
    Hopscotch? What's that?
[09:33] Akane
    Huh? You don't know?
[09:35] Akane
    You draw circles on the
    ground and jump into them.
[09:38] Renge
    Ooh! That sounds fun!
[09:41] Renge
    Let's do that!
[09:42] Akane
    Oh, but Senpai might notice
    if we play right here,
[09:46] Akane
    so let's move...
[09:52] Akane
    You draw circles like this,
[09:54] Akane
    then jump from one to the next
    without stepping outside them.
[09:57] Renge
    Okay, I'll try it!
[09:59] Renge
    You can watch my brave exploits!
[10:02] Akane
    Okay, sure.
[10:09] Renge
    Hop! Hop!
[10:10] Akane
    Not like that, Renge-chan.
[10:12] Akane
    You use your feet to—
[10:13] Renge
    Scotch!
[10:16] Akane
    N-Not like that!
    That's not how you play it!
[10:20] Renge
    You said to use my feet, though.
[10:22] Akane
    That's not how you're supposed to use them!
[10:26] Akane
    Like this.
[10:28] Akane
    You just jump with your feet.
[10:30] Renge
    I get it now.
[10:32] Renge
    Hop... hop... scotch!
[10:36] Renge
    Hop... scotch! Hop... scotch!
[10:39] Renge
    Hop... hop... scotch!
[10:46] Akane
    It's pretty hot for playing outside.
[10:50] Renge
    Want to have some water at my house?
[10:53] Akane
    Yeah, I'd appreciate that.
[10:56] Renge
    Okay, come with me to my house—
[10:58] Konomi
    Hey, Renge-chan.
[11:01] Konomi
    Another hot day today, huh?
[11:03] Konomi
    What are you doing here by yourself?
[11:06] Renge
    Oh, I was playing hopscotch.
[11:09] Konomi
    Hopscotch? Oh, I see now.
[11:13] Konomi
    Hey, I know. If you're alone,
    want to come to my house?
[11:16] Konomi
    It's so hot outside.
[11:18] Renge
    That's okay. I wanna play
    a little more first.
[11:21] Konomi
    Oh...
[11:23] Konomi
    Okay, then, want to play hide-and-seek
    for a little while?
[11:27] Konomi
    I'll hide, so you try to find me.
[11:30] Renge
    B-But... it's dangerous to play
    hide-and-seek right now.
[11:34] Konomi
    What are you talking about, Renge-chan?
[11:37] Konomi
    Go on, cover your eyes and start counting.
[11:43] Renge
    One... Two... Three...
[11:44] Konomi
    Okay, where should I hide?
[11:47] Renge
    Four... Five... Six...
[11:47] Konomi
    Hmm... Maybe just behind this tree?
[11:51] Renge
    Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten... Eleven...
[11:54] Akane
    Thank goodness I hid in the grass.
[11:57] Renge
    Twelve... Thirteen...
[11:58] Konomi
    Hey, wait! Renge-chan!
[12:01] Konomi
    Look at this! There's a
    game trail right here!
[12:04] Konomi
    Maybe a wild rabbit just passed by,
[12:07] Konomi
    or maybe a baby deer...
[12:09] Konomi
    What do you think? Want to look for it?
[12:11] Renge
    B-But I'd feel bad if we scared it.
[12:14] Renge
    And it might already be gone, anyway.
[12:18] Konomi
    Yeah, I guess so.
[12:20] Konomi
    Ready to continue our game, then?
[12:23] Akane
    I'm safe! Thanks, Renge-cha—
[12:25] Natsumi
    Hey!
[12:28] Natsumi
    Ren-chon and Konomi-chan!
[12:30] Natsumi
    What're you playing?
[12:32] Konomi
    Hey, Nacchan.
[12:34] Konomi
    We were about to play hide-and-seek,
    but then we found a game trail.
[12:38] Konomi
    I was just saying a wild
    rabbit might've made it.
[12:41] Natsumi
    What? Really?!
[12:43] Natsumi
    All right! Let's catch it!
[12:46] Natsumi
    Is this the trail?
[12:49] Natsumi
    Whoa! Something moved!
[12:52] Konomi
    So it's still close by!
[12:54] Natsumi
    Okay, I'm gonna go after it! Follow me!
[12:59] Natsumi
    This way!
[13:00] Natsumi
    It went in there! Hold up!
[13:04] Akane
    Why did this happen?!
[13:06] Akane
    I'll be embarrassed to death
    if they find me now!
[13:09] Akane
    But I'm super fast at running away,
[13:11] Akane
    so I'll just outrun them!
[13:31] Renge
    You ended up like a slug
    that found salt anyway.
[13:35] Akane
    Not a slug...
[13:38] Akane
    But... could I get some water
    from your house, Senpai?
[13:42] Konomi
    Sure, but... what are you
    doing out here, Akane-chan?
[13:59] Akane
    What a rough day.
[14:02] Akane
    I wasn't expecting to be mistaken for a
    wild animal while playing hopscotch.
[14:07] Akane
    But at least Konomi-senpai wasn't bothered
    by it and practiced with me anyway...
[14:16] Akane
    What was that?
[14:17] Akane
    There's something in the grass...
[14:20] Akane
    Maybe there really is a wild animal?
[14:24] Akane
    I-It's a cat or something, right?
[14:27] Akane
    What if it's an animal
    I've never seen before?
[14:37] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
[14:52] Hotaru
    I'm so glad you came back home!
[14:55] Hotaru
    Nobody saw you, right?
SIGN    Nonstop
[15:06] Hotaru
    Hello, Ichijou residence.
[15:09] Hotaru
    Komari-senpai!
[15:11] Hotaru
    Oh, right now? Yes! I'll be right there!
[15:15] Akane
    I-I-It's nice to see you again...
[15:19] Akane
    U-Um... What shall we do today?
[15:24] Hotaru
    Um, we're both younger than you,
[15:28] Hotaru
    so you don't need to be so polite.
[15:30] Akane
    Wha... Ah... Oh, yeah, you're right...
[15:32] Akane
    And you don't need to be polite, either.
[15:34] Komari
    I haven't seen you since that last time,
[15:36] Komari
    so I thought it'd be nice
    to hang out again.
[15:39] Akane
    I was a little nervous since
    Konomi-senpai isn't here today...
[15:44] Akane
    B-But I'm okay now.
    Thank you for inviting me over.
[15:49] Komari
    Not at all. We should thank
    you for coming all this way.
[15:52] Hotaru
    You go to the same school
    as Konomi-san, right?
[15:56] Akane
    Oh... Yeah. We're in the same club, too.
[15:59] Komari
    High school must be so cool!
[16:01] Komari
    It's more like city life
    there than here, right?
[16:04] Hotaru
    Do you hang out with
    Konomi-san at school, too?
[16:08] Akane
    Oh... N-No.
[16:10] Akane
    We're in different grades, so I don't
    see her during breaks that often,
[16:14] Akane
    but on club days, we sometimes
    walk home together partway.
[16:18] Komari
    Oh, yeah, you practice with
    Konomi-chan a lot, huh?
[16:23] Komari
    Is something wrong?
    Why are you staring at me?
[16:27] Akane
    N-No, nothing! Something completely
    unrelated just came to my mind...
[16:31] Komari
    Really? What? I wanna know!
[16:33] Hotaru
    I'd like to know, too!
[16:36] Akane
    Well, it really has nothing
    to do with anything...
[16:40] Akane
    And I feel like things would
    get weird if I said it...
[16:43] Komari
    Aw, nah, it's fine.
[16:45] Komari
    Natsumi says weird stuff
    all the time already.
[16:49] Akane
    Don't laugh, okay?
[16:51] Akane
    Last time I was here...
[16:53] Akane
    When I was on my way home,
[16:56] Akane
    something that looked like a miniature
    Komari-chan popped out of the bushes...
[17:00] Komari
    Wait, what was it? A ghost?
[17:03] Akane
    I-It startled me, too,
    so I ran away on the spot.
[17:06] Akane
    And now I don't remember it very clearly...
[17:08] Hotaru
    Uh... How big was it?
[17:12] Akane
    Um... About like this, I think.
[17:16] Komari
    W-Wait, did it have legs?
[17:19] Komari
    A ghost wouldn't have legs...
[17:21] Akane
    Legs... It did have legs.
[17:24] Akane
    Actually, it was riding on some kind
    of animal that had four legs,
[17:29] Akane
    so it had six?
[17:30] Komari
    Six?!
[17:31] Hotaru
    That was definitely...
[17:33] Hotaru
    my Mecha Koma-plushie!
[17:35] Akane
    Oh, but the thing riding on it that
    looked like you had two legs.
[17:41] Komari
    B-But why was there a tiny
    person that looked like me?
[17:45] Komari
    Was it some kind of vengeful
    spirit or doppelganger?!
[17:48] Hotaru
    Wh-What do I do?!
[17:50] Hotaru
    I can't just come out and say
    it's a robotic Koma-plushie!
[17:53] Komari
    What do you think, Hotaru?!
[17:55] Hotaru
    Huh?! Me?!
[17:59] Hotaru
    Why don't we... talk about
    beetles or something instead?
[18:03] Komari
    What? Why?
[18:04] Komari
    I mean, if it was just a ghost story,
    I wouldn't want to hear it,
[18:08] Komari
    but if it looked like me,
    that just makes me curious...
[18:11] Hotaru
    R-Right...
[18:13] Komari
    If it's a ghost with some connection to me,
[18:16] Komari
    it might come for me eventually!
[18:18] Komari
    Just picture it, Hotaru!
[18:20] Komari
    What would you do if that ghost
    showed up here right now?!
[18:24] Hotaru
    I'd cry.
[18:25] Komari
    Right?!
[18:27] Komari
    So I need to hear more about it!
[18:29] Komari
    We might figure out that it was
    something else you mistook for me!
[18:33] Akane
    Uh... I-I'm sorry for talking
    about something so weird...
[18:38] Komari
    No, it's okay. You did warn us.
[18:41] Komari
    You said it was riding on
    an animal or something.
[18:44] Komari
    Does that mean it was some kind of yokai?
[18:47] Akane
    Um, I think...
[18:50] Akane
    What was it again?
[18:52] Akane
    A tsuchinoko... with hands and feet?
[18:54] Komari
    What?! A tsuchinoko?!
[18:56] Komari
    So it was something like that...
[18:59] Komari
    I-If it was really a tsuchinoko,
    that's basically a yokai...
[19:03] Akane
    Uh, b-but... a tsuchinoko with hands
    and feet doesn't make sense.
[19:07] Akane
    It might've been a great
    salamander or something...
[19:10] Komari
    That's it!
[19:11] Komari
    It must've actually been
    a giant salamander!
[19:15] Komari
    Okay! So the thing it was riding on wasn't
    a yokai! It just looked like one!
[19:20] Akane
    Y-Yeah, I guess so...
[19:23] Hotaru
    U-Um...
[19:27] Hotaru
    Could the animal have been
    a dog, by any chance?
[19:30] Akane
    A dog? It didn't look like one...
[19:34] Hotaru
    Huh? So maybe it wasn't
    the Mecha Koma-plushie,
[19:38] Hotaru
    and she really is talking
    about something else?
[19:41] Komari
    Did you notice anything else about it?
[19:43] Akane
    It made a noise like "Koma-pluh..."
[19:45] Hotaru
    So it was a dog!
[19:47] Komari
    Where'd that come from, Hotaru?
[19:50] Komari
    Dogs don't make that noise.
[19:52] Hotaru
    Ah... eh... uh... I...
[19:55] Hotaru
    D-Dogs sound more like that than you'd
    think... when they're growling...
[20:01] Komari
    R-Really?
[20:03] Komari
    I've never heard one that
    sounded like that.
[20:08] Hotaru
    U-U-U-Um... Like...
[20:18] Hotaru
    Koma-pluh!
[20:22] Hotaru
    It's kind of like that.
[20:24] Komari
    Uh... I see...
[20:27] Komari
    You didn't really have to
    give a demonstration...
[20:31] Komari
    But "Koma-pluh" kinda has part
    of my name in it, doesn't it?
[20:37] Komari
    Koma-pluh...
[20:40] Komari
    Wait... Hotaru, didn't you...
    make a plushie of me?
[20:46] Akane
    Really?
[20:48] Komari
    Yeah, for our class project
    over summer break.
[20:51] Hotaru
    Th-Th-Th-Th-That's right!
[20:53] Hotaru
    We all made them together!
[20:55] Hotaru
    W-Would you like to make
    one, too, Akane-san?
[21:02] Komari
    That reaction... Does it mean...
[21:05] Komari
    you know something?
[21:12] Hotaru
    I'm sorry, Senpai! I actually—
[21:15] Komari
    Hotaru!
[21:16] Komari
    You don't have to say anything!
[21:18] Komari
    I get it now! A great salamander's ghost
    possessed the plushie you made!
[21:27] Komari
    I have a plan I've been holding
    on to for situations like this!
[21:31] Komari
    Don't worry, Hotaru!
[21:32] Komari
    I'll go get the stuff we need for it!
[21:35] Komari
    Wait right there, Hotaru!
[21:42] Hotaru
    I'm home...
[21:45] Mom
    Welcome home.
[21:46] Mom
    Dinner is almost ready.
    Go on and wash your hands.
[21:49] Hotaru
    Okay.
[21:55] Mom
    Hotaru-chan, what is that?
[21:57] Hotaru
    Komari-senpai gave me salt
    to set out for good luck.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:32] Renge
    Rhino, rhino, rhinoceros,
    rhinoceros beetles...
[23:36] Renge
    Big, shiny rhinoceros beetles...
[23:41] Renge
    Big, smooth rhinoceros beetles...
SIGN    Next Time 
    Episode 6
SIGN    We All Went Camping Together
SIGN    Photo: Komagitsune
SIGN    Please Watch Again
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